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Mark's 10am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Fly from midtown Manhattan. Here comes the Mark Simone Show
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  Speaker 1: on seven ten wo on nay. It's Saint Patrick's Day.
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  Speaker 1: Today it's the Irish super Bowl. Now normally here at iHeart,
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  Speaker 1: you're going way down there at that end. We got
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  Speaker 1: buffets everywhere, the greatest food except Saint Patrick's Day. It's
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  Speaker 1: enough with the soda bread and there's nothing good to
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  Speaker 1: eat down there today. So, but what's a wonderful day
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  Speaker 1: in New York. Don't drive into Manhattan today. Saint Patrick's
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  Speaker 1: Day parade takes place starting about eleven, goes to about
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  Speaker 1: three or four, and it's just a traffic nightmare. So
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  Speaker 1: stay out of Manhattan if you're driving. Hey, three days
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  Speaker 1: until spring. Spring begins Friday, actually eleven forty nine Thursday night,
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  Speaker 1: so Friday will be the first day of spring. That's
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  Speaker 1: great news. Now a lot to get to today. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get to Iran, a lot is developed, we'll get to Cuba,
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  Speaker 1: a lot is about to develop. We'll get to Saint
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  Speaker 1: Patrick's Day. We'll get to the Democrats their latest craziest
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  Speaker 1: nonsense they're proposing in the legislature. And Tom Holman's got
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  Speaker 1: a great idea. We'll get to that coming up Saint
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  Speaker 1: Patrick's date breakfast today. That's a big tradition, Gracie Mansion.
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  Speaker 1: The mayor, the mayor of course, making a fool out
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  Speaker 1: of himself this breakfast. You know, the mayor has to
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not funny. He's got to do something
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  Speaker 1: about the anti Semitism problem. He can't keep it under control.
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  Speaker 1: He can't stop with the anti Semitism. It's like deep
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  Speaker 1: inside him and his wife is just as bad. But
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  Speaker 1: speaking to the Irish former Irish president, and this is
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  Speaker 1: the Saint Patrick's day breakfast starts talking about the genocide
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  Speaker 1: in Palestine, the genocide that took place, and everybody just
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  Speaker 1: looking at each other. They can't believe. He just can't
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  Speaker 1: control this nonsense that comes out of his mouth. So
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  Speaker 1: here's the good news. As far as Iran, Chuck Schumer
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  Speaker 1: would call it the endless war, it's day thirteen. Ukraine
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  Speaker 1: is fine with him. That's year five. That's not endless,
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  Speaker 1: but day thirteen of this this is the endless war.
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  Speaker 1: But we took out last night, well we didn't do it,
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  Speaker 1: actually Israel did it. We took out two top leaders,
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  Speaker 1: the current leader of Iran, which was not the Iatola's son.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently he is either badly, badly wounded or dead. Nobody's
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  Speaker 1: sure about that, but he hasn't been leading it anyway.
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  Speaker 1: But the real leader of Iran was and the biggest enemy,
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  Speaker 1: the United States was taken out, blown up, a bomb,
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  Speaker 1: hitting him right on the head. That was Israel that
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  Speaker 1: did that and took out another couple of leaders. So
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  Speaker 1: Iran without any leadership right now. Carg Island, which is
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  Speaker 1: very crucial to them, we've taken out everything on it.
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  Speaker 1: We left the oil there because it's their biggest oil refinery,
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  Speaker 1: it's the biggest storage center. We've taken that out. Endless war.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you probably everybody thinks, I mean people
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  Speaker 1: that are in the know about this, Israel, United States, DC.
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  Speaker 1: I think you got about two weeks. More about two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: They'll start wrapping it up, maybe three weeks. They'll wrap
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  Speaker 1: it up in three weeks and that'll be the end
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  Speaker 1: of it. So we'll see what happens, what kind of
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  Speaker 1: government comes in there, what kind of leadership. But imagine
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  Speaker 1: a free, liberated Iran that's no longer a terrorist state,
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  Speaker 1: no longer a brutal dictatorship. And then Cuba is expected
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  Speaker 1: to fall next Cuba already has rioters on the street
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  Speaker 1: breaking into the communist headquarters buildings. You had a blackout
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  Speaker 1: last night, believed to be deliberate, the government turning off
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  Speaker 1: the power trying to control the rioting problem. Is like
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  Speaker 1: any socialist communist country, the people are starving while the
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  Speaker 1: leaders have everything. So you could have a blackout, but
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  Speaker 1: the leaders all have generators and power on and their
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  Speaker 1: lights are on and the rioters can see that, only
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  Speaker 1: making the mangreer. So expect Cuba to fall in the
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  Speaker 1: coming months. That could be another amazing development. Imagine that
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  Speaker 1: Iran free, Cuba, free, a democracy all over again. Cuba's
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  Speaker 1: not really a threat to us, Iran is. Iran's a
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  Speaker 1: threat to everybody sponsoring terrorism all over the world. So
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  Speaker 1: to eliminate that threat would be a major relief to
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  Speaker 1: the world. That people may not see that now. They
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  Speaker 1: might be yelling and screaming about how awful this is.
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  Speaker 1: But once it's done. That's the problem with the critics
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  Speaker 1: of Trump. They attack him like crazy over something and
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  Speaker 1: it looks bad. He can look like he doesn't know
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  Speaker 1: what he's doing. He can look like he's just flying
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  Speaker 1: by the seat of his pants. He can look like
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  Speaker 1: he's making it up as he goes along. That's actually
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  Speaker 1: not the case. He can just look like that. But
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  Speaker 1: then when it's over and it turns out it was great,
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  Speaker 1: everything worked out fine, and it turns out he was right,
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  Speaker 1: then they don't know what to do. You're seeing that
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  Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, these are ra critics, especially the Democrats, Schumer,
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  Speaker 1: Hillary Obama. For years years, all the video exists. You
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  Speaker 1: can see them yelling and screaming about we have to
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  Speaker 1: take out the Iatola, we have to get rid of
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  Speaker 1: the Uranian government. We have They all talked about doing it,
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  Speaker 1: even John Bolton. Nobody was more of a hawk on
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  Speaker 1: this than John Bolton. Now they're all critics. Now, it's
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  Speaker 1: the worst thing you can do. They couldn't stop saying
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  Speaker 1: they had to do it, And now it's the dumbest thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's the craziest thing. Why did he have to do this?
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  Speaker 1: You're the ones that have been saying it for thirty
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  Speaker 1: years now. The other line of attacks, he's betrayed his base,
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  Speaker 1: he's betrayed the Maga Bass. He doesn't betrayed anybody. If
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  Speaker 1: you check you again, I think they don't understand the Internet.
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  Speaker 1: You can go back and look at videos of Donald
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  Speaker 1: Trump going back forty six years. For forty six years
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  Speaker 1: in interviews, he's been talking about getting rid of the Ayatola,
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  Speaker 1: getting rid of this Iranian regime, wiping them out to
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  Speaker 1: remove it them. He's been talking about it for forty
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  Speaker 1: six years. He's talked about it all the time. It's
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  Speaker 1: not it shouldn't be any shock to anybody. Susie Wilds,
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  Speaker 1: the chief of staff who everybody loves and respects, announced
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  Speaker 1: she has breast cancer. She'll continue to work though while
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  Speaker 1: she gets treatment. Treatment will be three days a week,
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  Speaker 1: but she'll continue to work as chief of staff. You know,
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  Speaker 1: got some good, strong, tough women in the White House.
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  Speaker 1: Caroline Levity, Remember she had a baby and recently and
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  Speaker 1: took three days off and was back at work. Unlike
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  Speaker 1: Pete Boodage Edge. Remember when he had a baby. And
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  Speaker 1: it's not like he actually gave birth. Remember when he
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  Speaker 1: had a baby. He was out for three four months,
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the supply chain crisis, in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the ports being clogged. He was out for
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  Speaker 1: months and months and months. Now, why do those isis?
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  Speaker 2: Not?
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  Speaker 1: Isis? Why do those ice agents wear masks because of
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  Speaker 1: the threats against them and their families. All the crazy
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  Speaker 1: protesters have been trying what they call docs them give
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  Speaker 1: out their address, put it up online, put it up
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  Speaker 1: on Twitter or actually Blue Sky wherever they are, and
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  Speaker 1: have their house surrounded by protesters, which does nothing except
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  Speaker 1: terrify their family, terrorize their wife and their kids. So
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  Speaker 1: that's why protesters, you know, do That's what protesters do.
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  Speaker 1: That's why the ICE agents are wearing masks. Now, Homan
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  Speaker 1: Tom Holman thinks maybe you should just dox the protesters.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's easy to do. You figure out who
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  Speaker 1: people are, you know, as long as you can photograph
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  Speaker 1: their face. There's so much software now where you can
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  Speaker 1: just put the face into Google reverse photo search of
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  Speaker 1: those kind of things, and it'll bring up who they are.
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  Speaker 1: It'll bring you to their Instagram, their Facebook page, their LinkedIn,
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that. So Holman wants to dox the protesters,
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  Speaker 1: reveal who they are and what are they doing out
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the day protesting. Well, here's Holman
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  Speaker 1: with his idea.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to create a database those people that are
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  Speaker 2: arrested for interference in PEMUT. So we're going to make
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  Speaker 2: them famous. We're going to put their face on TV.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to let their employers in their neighborhoods, in
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  Speaker 2: their schools know who these people are, because, as you said,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of these people they say they're taking time
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  Speaker 2: off work to protest. I bet your lamer calling and sick.
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  Speaker 2: I bet your lobber employers don't know what they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: That could be so fight fire with fire. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: You know in Hollywood, all they talk about is climate
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  Speaker 1: change the environment. You got to use a paper straw
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  Speaker 1: and not a plastic straw, big on the environment, cleaning
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  Speaker 1: the environment. Well, everybody was stunned when they saw this
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  Speaker 1: photograph that came out. It's up on my Twitter if
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  Speaker 1: you want to see it. After the Oscars were over,
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  Speaker 1: after the auditorium emptied out, after it was totally empty,
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  Speaker 1: somebody way up high on the top took a photograph
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  Speaker 1: of all the empty seats and it was they were
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  Speaker 1: all just litter with garbage, with water bottles and paper
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  Speaker 1: and bags and rappers. They just the whole floor was
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  Speaker 1: just filled with garbage thrown there by these Hollywood elitists
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  Speaker 1: who are lecturing you about climate change, clean the environment,
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  Speaker 1: Protect the environment, and the worst case of littering you
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  Speaker 1: can imagine. Take a look at the picture. It's on
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  Speaker 1: my Twitter if you want to see it. But I mean, listen,
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  Speaker 1: the hypocrisy Hollywood is famous for. The hypocrisy Democrats are
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  Speaker 1: famous for. But I mean, it was just shocking. Also,
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  Speaker 1: the elitist idea of we'll just throw this stuff all
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  Speaker 1: over the floor, let somebody else clean up. That's Hollywood
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  Speaker 1: for you. So hey, speaking of democrats, the Democrats in
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  Speaker 1: the state legislature, they come up with one ridiculous, crazy
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  Speaker 1: idea after another. The latest is this new proposal. It's
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  Speaker 1: making its way through the legislature. Nobody could believe they
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  Speaker 1: would actually attempt anything this crazy. It's called the what's
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  Speaker 1: it called, the Lights Out Proposal to massive statewide ban
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  Speaker 1: on lights on after eleven PM. Now inside, I guess
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  Speaker 1: you can keep your lights on. But the proposed bill,
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  Speaker 1: it's already making its way through Albany, the Dark Sky's
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  Speaker 1: Protection Act, would regulate outdoor lighting. In other words, you
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  Speaker 1: have a light on your building, or a floodlight, or
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  Speaker 1: lights around your house, they all have to be out
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  Speaker 1: at eleven PM. You have to turn them off. This
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  Speaker 1: would include residential floodlights, building uplighting, commercial spotlights, and billboards.
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  Speaker 1: You have to shut everything off at eleven o'clock. The goal,
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  Speaker 1: they claim is to preserve and enhance the state's dark
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  Speaker 1: sky while promoting safety for people, birds and other wildlife.
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  Speaker 1: What does that even mean? Birds? I mean, if you
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  Speaker 1: walk around a building with lights on it, you see
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  Speaker 1: dead birds all around it that have crashed it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen that. And what birds are flying around
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  Speaker 1: at midnight? I really don't you ever see a bird
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  Speaker 1: at midnight? Never? It's all about conserving energy, reducing our
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  Speaker 1: carbon footprint. You know, it just never stops. First you
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  Speaker 1: had to switch to these LED lights because that conserves
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  Speaker 1: electricity and one bulb can last fifty billion years and
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't use any electrics. But now you've got to
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  Speaker 1: shut those off too. Another be exemptions obviously for emergency services, airports,
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  Speaker 1: construction sites. Times Square got an exemption. Okay, Seasonal decorative
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  Speaker 1: lights and small low wattage fixtures would also be exempt.
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  Speaker 1: Sports venues would be exempt. Can you imagine if they
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  Speaker 1: had to turn the lights off at eleven o'clock during
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  Speaker 1: a game. This is the Democrats proposing this absolutely preposterous ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: The idea of government is fill the potholes, make the
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  Speaker 1: streets safe, run the police, run the fire department, that
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  Speaker 1: sort of stuff. Fixed the highways. It's not about regulating
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  Speaker 1: your life. It's not telling you what you're allowed to
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  Speaker 1: do in your house, what light bulb you're allowed to use,
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  Speaker 1: what lights you're going to have outside your house, what
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  Speaker 1: time you have to turn them up. This is not
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  Speaker 1: not the role of government. Absolutely ridiculous. Hey, speaking of
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  Speaker 1: the Oscars, we didn't get the ratings jet I'll check
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  Speaker 1: on them. Oscar's getting a lot of criticism, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of criticism for what's his name, Avir Bardem is yelling
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  Speaker 1: about Palestine or whatever the hell he was yelling. Critics
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  Speaker 1: attacked him left and right. He's got a history of
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  Speaker 1: anti Israel stuff, and some even question why he was there.
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  Speaker 1: He had no business being there, not nominated for anything,
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  Speaker 1: but it was as one person road. One critic wrote,
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  Speaker 1: if the Oscars chose him anyway, it can only be
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  Speaker 1: described as open hunting season on Jews worldwide by the Oscars. Well, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Patrick's day today, so the parade will be on. That'll
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  Speaker 1: be great. A lot of activity goes on all day. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you just remember the parade will just cross gridlock all
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  Speaker 1: over Manhattan in the middle of the day. But then
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  Speaker 1: later in the day, just remember, wherever you go, there's
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  Speaker 1: going to be a million drunken high school kids from
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  Speaker 1: all over the Tri state area that come in for
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  Speaker 1: this parade. There's going to be people throwing up all
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  Speaker 1: over the streets. That tends to happen, So just beware
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  Speaker 1: of that today or tonight if you're going out. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: speaking of crazy Democrats, this mayor mom Donnie now wants
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  Speaker 1: to lower the speed limit to fifteen miles an hour
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  Speaker 1: in school zones. You can't drive fifteen miles an hour.
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  Speaker 1: It's impossible, it can't be done. Fifteen miles an hour.
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  Speaker 1: The current speed limit in New York is twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: I mean not that you can go twenty five. It
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  Speaker 1: too much traffic most of the time. But one reason
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  Speaker 1: you'll lower it too low is that way you can
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  Speaker 1: just put in those speed cameras and make a fortune
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  Speaker 1: giving out tickets. You just never stop with the tickets,
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  Speaker 1: so it's a way of just generating lots and lots
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  Speaker 1: and lots of revenue. Hey, there's a new book out.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a big Apple fan. It's called The First
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  Speaker 1: fifty Years, Big collector's item. Yeah, it's right, Apple fifty
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  Speaker 1: years April first. This April first, it'll be the fiftieth
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  Speaker 1: anniversary of Apple. But the book takes you through the
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  Speaker 1: five decades, key interviews with everybody that helped shape Apple.
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  Speaker 1: Apple will be doing a lot of big fiftieth anniversary celebrations.
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  Speaker 1: Now fifty years ago, when was that in nineteen seventy six?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell did they do in nineteen seventy six?
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  Speaker 1: What did they make in nineteen seventy six? I never
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  Speaker 1: saw a computer in nineteen seventy six. Well, that's why
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  Speaker 1: the book will be interesting. I think I saw the
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  Speaker 1: first computers. I mean, you know, for people to use,
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  Speaker 1: like in an office or somewhere. But what was it.
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  Speaker 1: I think about eighty six, first time I saw computers
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  Speaker 1: in an office eighty six, So for ten years, what
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  Speaker 1: the hell were they doing? I don't know? And eighty
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  Speaker 1: six the computers were those what do you call those
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  Speaker 1: dos or whatever. It's just text on a screen. There
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  Speaker 1: was no picture of any kind. But the book is
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  Speaker 1: coming out very expensive, but it'll be a great book. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we'll take some calls in a minute. Eight hundred three
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