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- 0:03Speaker 1: It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own.
- 0:06Speaker 1: Remember now, that is how they choose. Call in now, 800-585-1051.
- 0:14Speaker 2: Donkey of the Day for Friday, October 9th is the
- 0:17Speaker 2: People's Donkey. You know, every Friday, we allow you, the people,
- 0:20Speaker 2: to call in and give somebody the credit they deserve
- 0:22Speaker 2: for being stupid. All you got to do is reach
- 0:24Speaker 2: out and touch 1-800-585-1051, and you can give someone the
- 0:27Speaker 2: biggest hee-haw.
- 0:28Speaker 1: So, good morning. Who's this?
- 0:29Speaker 3: Hi, good morning.
- 0:30Speaker 4: This is Tony.
- 0:31Speaker 1: Hey, Tony. How are you?
- 0:32Speaker 3: I'm doing well.
- 0:33Speaker 2: How are you?
- 0:34Speaker 1: I am blessed, black, and highly favored. Who do you
- 0:35Speaker 1: want to give the biggest hee-haw to?
- 0:36Speaker 3: I want to give the biggest hee-haw to Ebony, my
- 0:39Speaker 3: ex-husband's girlfriend. She's been so disrespectful to our children to
- 0:43Speaker 3: the point where she's not even taking our kids to school.
- 0:46Speaker 3: That's how mad and soft she is.
- 0:48Speaker 4: So she's getting donkey of the week and of the
- 0:50Speaker 4: month and all of that.
- 0:51Speaker 3: Ebony, you are getting donkey.
- 0:53Speaker 2: Of the week. Now I want to ask you a
- 0:55Speaker 2: simple question. Can you beat Ebony in a fist fight?
- 0:58Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Okay, just making sure because, you know, she might want
- 1:01Speaker 2: to see you after this. I just want to make
- 1:03Speaker 2: sure you got your squabbles up.
- 1:05Speaker 4: You see I'm dropping names. I need all of the smoke.
- 1:08Speaker 1: No, we don't want no violence, though. We don't want violence.
- 1:11Speaker 5: No.
- 1:11Speaker 1: But just in case, I need you to be able
- 1:14Speaker 1: to handle your handle, okay? Oh, yes, yes.
- 1:17Speaker 3: Love y'all.
- 1:17Speaker 1: Love y'all. Love you more.
- 1:19Speaker 4: Love you too, babe.
- 1:20Speaker 1: Yeah, she want to fight. Yeah, she did. She did.
- 1:23Speaker 2: She absolutely want to have me say something. I dare
- 1:25Speaker 2: you to say something to me today, okay?
- 1:28Speaker 1: Good morning. Who's this?
- 1:29Speaker 2: What's up?
- 1:29Speaker 5: What's up, y'all? This is Chef Jeff Thomas from Naples, Florida.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Good morning, Chef Jeff. Who you want to give the
- 1:34Speaker 1: biggest C-hard to?
- 1:35Speaker 5: What's good, man? I want to give it to the
- 1:37Speaker 5: people who are getting Shigella from sexual transmitted diseases, man.
- 1:42Speaker 5: As a chef, we are all educated that Shigella is
- 1:46Speaker 5: a fecal disease. Oral transmitted disease.
- 1:49Speaker 1: So when I saved that dookie.
- 1:50Speaker 4: Like you said, Charlamagne, it comes from poop, bro.
- 1:53Speaker 1: I knew it. You were right, yo. It's time to
- 1:55Speaker 1: get some dookie involved.
- 1:57Speaker 5: Absolutely, man. Hey, hey, we can't have nothing nice. Things
- 2:01Speaker 5: that used to be foodborne illnesses are now turning into.
- 2:03Speaker 4: STIs, bro.
- 2:04Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying? I mean, come on, how
- 2:06Speaker 1: old are you?
- 2:06Speaker 5: Y'all going to be getting salmonella in you.
- 2:09Speaker 1: How old are you, sir? How old are you, Chef Jeff? 40, brother. Okay, see,
- 2:14Speaker 1: I'm 48. I was born in 1978. We ain't had
- 2:16Speaker 1: all of this when we was eating ass. Nah, brother.
- 2:19Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? It's them new bunkies out here.
- 2:22Speaker 2: Yeah, ass is too contaminated these days that y'all can't
- 2:24Speaker 2: be eating it.
- 2:25Speaker 1: Can't even eat bunkie like you used to no more.
- 2:27Speaker 1: Have a good day, sir. Y'all as well. Yes, sir.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Good morning. Who's this?
- 2:32Speaker 4: It's Trey.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Trey. Trey?
- 2:34Speaker 2: Trey.
- 2:34Speaker 1: Just Trey. Like Trey songs. Oh, how are you, Trey?
- 2:37Speaker 1: Who you want to give the biggest hee-haw to?
- 2:38Speaker 4: Hey, I want to give the biggest hee-haw to all
- 2:40Speaker 4: the non-Black people. that was up on the Facebook post
- 2:44Speaker 4: talking racist stuff about the mass shooting in.
- 2:46Speaker 1: Atlanta, Georgia. Oh, got you, got you, got you, got you,
- 2:49Speaker 1: got you, got you. What were they saying? I didn't
- 2:50Speaker 1: see it.
- 2:51Speaker 4: They were just basically saying, you know, we already know
- 2:54Speaker 4: who it is without even looking and calling it, you know,
- 2:58Speaker 4: it's a bunch of monkeys and all that. When white
- 3:01Speaker 4: people are the most prominent in mass shootings, though, You know,
- 3:04Speaker 4: just talking about the Saturday Knicks.
- 3:06Speaker 2: Yeah, the crazy thing about mass shootings, we know who,
- 3:10Speaker 2: you know, does the majority of them in this country
- 3:12Speaker 2: is usually, you know, white males, young white males.
- 3:16Speaker 1: But also, it's.
- 3:17Speaker 2: Not a discrimination thing when them bullets start flying. Like,
- 3:21Speaker 2: anybody can get it when somebody just pulls up into
- 3:23Speaker 2: a random mall or a random school.
- 3:25Speaker 1: And just starts firing.
- 3:26Speaker 2: So, you know, I think everybody should be a little
- 3:29Speaker 2: cautious of how they speak on them things.
- 3:31Speaker 4: You're right, son, man, but... But the thing about that is, like,
- 3:34Speaker 4: this is our fourth year having the homecoming. We haven't
- 3:37Speaker 4: had any problems. So, like, this was the first thing,
- 3:41Speaker 4: first time that something negative ever happened to the homecoming
- 3:44Speaker 4: because we're like a close-knit community.
- 3:47Speaker 5: Damn, man.
- 3:48Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that, brother.
- 3:50Speaker 4: We already know it's like more of an outside.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, I'm sorry to hear that, man. I hope
- 3:56Speaker 1: the community recovers from that, brother.
- 3:57Speaker 4: Appreciate it, bro.
- 3:58Speaker 1: Yes, sir.
- 3:59Speaker 2: And listen, all I stated was a fact just now.
- 4:01Speaker 2: The majority of perpetrators in the U.S. public mass shootings
- 4:05Speaker 2: are white. Okay, that's according to data from the National
- 4:09Speaker 2: Institute of Justice, Public Mass Shootings, and Rockefeller Institute of Government. 52%
- 4:14Speaker 2: to 54.6% of all mass shooters are white.
- 4:18Speaker 1: Good morning. Who's this?
- 4:20Speaker 2: Good morning.
- 4:20Speaker 5: Good morning, sir.
- 4:21Speaker 4: This is GB from the Bronx.
- 4:22Speaker 1: GB, you're the last one, brother. Make it good.
- 4:25Speaker 2: You know the craziest people in America come from the
- 4:26Speaker 2: Bronx and all of Florida? Who do you want to
- 4:28Speaker 2: get the biggest hee-haw to, sir?
- 4:29Speaker 4: Oh, man, yeah.
- 4:30Speaker 5: I want to give y'all a donkey of the day today.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Okay.
- 4:33Speaker 4: As a matter of fact, I want to give y'all
- 4:35Speaker 4: a baby donkey.
- 4:35Speaker 5: It's not even that big.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Okay.
- 4:37Speaker 4: So basically, I have Mimi Brown on her segment doing her.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Reports or whatever.
- 4:44Speaker 5: Tamiya always has her head down.
- 4:46Speaker 4: I understand she has to read off the paper or whatever.
- 4:49Speaker 4: She could just like some way set her up with, like,
- 4:51Speaker 4: teleprompter or whatever it is I use. But if y'all just,
- 4:54Speaker 4: you know, face forward to the camera, we need to
- 4:57Speaker 4: see her beautiful face. She's a gorgeous woman.
- 4:59Speaker 1: Well, you see her beautiful face.
- 5:02Speaker 2: First of all, Mimi is shy. Mimi is shy, first
- 5:05Speaker 2: of all. She's very shy, number one. So now you're
- 5:08Speaker 2: just making her even more insecure about her shyness.
- 5:12Speaker 1: Her head is not always down, y'all.
- 5:15Speaker 4: But still, y'all on TV.
- 5:16Speaker 5: Like, we don't want to see your forehead.
- 5:18Speaker 4: I gave her the.
- 5:19Speaker 1: Oh, you're going to see this.
- 5:20Speaker 5: You're going to see our face.
- 5:22Speaker 1: Well, we'll relay the note.
- 5:23Speaker 4: Just keep your head up.
- 5:25Speaker 3: Keep your head up.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Be professional, right?
- 5:27Speaker 5: That's what it's about, right?
- 5:28Speaker 2: Yo, stop shaming people for being shy, yo. Okay, now
- 5:31Speaker 2: what you going to tell her next?
- 5:32Speaker 1: Smile? I'm shy. I'm literally shy.
- 5:36Speaker 2: I just started talking to people in my 20s, and
- 5:39Speaker 2: I'm 45.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Don't blame that on shyness. You was autistic.
- 5:44Speaker 3: He was on that spectrum I love y'all love you
- 5:48Speaker 3: too y'all.
- 5:49Speaker 2: He just started to talk to people in his 20s
- 5:51Speaker 2: because he was shy you autistic just like the rest
- 5:54Speaker 2: of us cut it out alright alright that's the people's
- 5:58Speaker 2: donkey We do it every Friday. You can call up,
- 6:00Speaker 2: give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid.
- 6:05Speaker 5: 1-800-585-1051.
- 6:05Speaker 2: Now, when we come back, my good sister, Debbie Brown,
- 6:07Speaker 2: will be here. She is the host of the Deeply
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- 6:22Speaker 1: From 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.
- 6:23Speaker 2: It's free and open to all ages, and Debbie will
- 6:25Speaker 2: be here to talk to us about it when we
- 6:27Speaker 2: come back. It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The
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