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Farts Harder · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:08
  El Guapo: And now is the time when things are shifting.
• 0:10
  El Guapo: There could be a new world order out there.
• 0:13
  El Guapo: Believe it, own international who are fake news.
• 0:21
  El Guapo: I am not suicidal.
• 0:25
  El Guapo: We'll circle back with you directly. If I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:29
  El Guapo: Do not come, do not come.
• 0:34
  El Guapo: I'm gonna come
• 0:37
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 2, 277 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey
• 0:44
  Brian McFadden: Brian.
• 0:46
  Testecleese: Only 2 guys drinking, some beers talking what's going on? We we have the most handsome man on the planet with us. Once again El Guapo
• 0:54
  El Guapo: That's right. That's right.
• 0:56
  Testecleese: Given us the Hispanic point of view, because he's Latinx.
• 1:01
  El Guapo: I thought that. What are you using that
• 1:06
  Testecleese: Even Gavin Newsom
• 1:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you guys
• 1:08
  Testecleese: About it.
• 1:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's he's he's out. It's like
• 1:12
  El Guapo: Dude. What a slick, fucking, slimy guy they're like!
• 1:16
  El Guapo: How can you lie like that? So fucking quickly? No, like you.
• 1:21
  El Guapo: Oh, he just don't know
• 1:22
  Testecleese: He's a politician and he wants to. He wants to become President, United States, and he's realizing that the left moved too far left. But the problem is, the crazy, crazy, freaking progressives
• 1:34
  Testecleese: don't care. They want to go further left
• 1:36
  El Guapo: Yeah. And it's gonna back her her, I mean hurt him.
• 1:40
  Testecleese: This is an excellent thank you for this wonderful transition to our fucking 1st follow-up topic. Jake Tapper, from Cnn. Is looking at getting fired because he came out and said that the media was covering up Joe Biden's
• 1:54
  El Guapo: Mental dementia when he was one of the guys doing it right.
• 1:58
  El Guapo: Sure fucking hypocrites
• 2:02
  Testecleese: I mean, it's entirely possible he didn't realize what was going on, and
• 2:07
  Testecleese: said dumb things because he was dumb. But if that's the case. Then why the fuck are you on the news? Right
• 2:14
  El Guapo: Almost like investigator, you know. Like, if you cannot, if that shit so obvious in your face, you cannot realize it's probably time to retire
• 2:21
  Testecleese: Well, this is why I've been following. I'm still following John Stossel.
• 2:25
  Testecleese: I'm a huge John Stassel fan. He!
• 2:28
  Testecleese: He actually does like investigative journalism. Still.
• 2:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, he used to be left at 2, and he did when he did investigation. We're like, hold on. This thing just doesn't make sense
• 2:37
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny. You say that because he did one thing about the waste of the Postal system postal service right?
• 2:44
  Testecleese: And he brought up a specific post office to say, this is, this is insane. It only services like 85 people. That was my post office, not just growing up, but when I moved back to Massachusetts
• 2:56
  Testecleese: it was a small post office in my hometown, but the rest of my town had a different post office and a different Zip code
• 3:05
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 3:07
  Testecleese: And it's still there.
• 3:08
  Testecleese: There's like 4 people that work there.
• 3:11
  Testecleese: I used to go there and buy money orders to send money to Bmg music service so I could buy Cds
• 3:17
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 3:18
  Brian McFadden: There wasn't 8 cassette players
• 3:21
  Testecleese: No, no, there was Cds. I'm not that old Brian.
• 3:26
  Testecleese: There were cassettes when I was growing up, but when I was old enough to
• 3:30
  Testecleese: have a job and go walk out and buy a money order to send 30 bucks to buy 15 Cds.
• 3:37
  Testecleese: They would definitely see these, and too bad that's gone, because that was a great service, but
• 3:42
  El Guapo: No.
• 3:43
  Testecleese: The problem was, if you didn't send back that letter, that thing. It came every month that said, No, I don't
• 3:48
  Brian McFadden: You got to charge for another CD
• 3:50
  Testecleese: Well, not just charge they will.
• 3:51
  Testecleese: I want it. You buy like the new one for 30 bucks instead of buy one at half price. Get 10 free, you know.
• 4:00
  El Guapo: Well.
• 4:01
  Testecleese: And all I do is check one box, saying, I'm not. I don't want this. CD, I want to buy this 1. 0, look! I get a whole bunch free, or for one cent, you know.
• 4:09
  Testecleese: but different times, my friend, different times now it's all on spotify and everywhere else
• 4:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 4:20
  Testecleese: All right. Who? Oh, fuck the cancer boy that the Democrats hate
• 4:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, they show
• 4:28
  Testecleese: I mean
• 4:28
  Brian McFadden: He graduated from secret service training, and he reported the duty
• 4:33
  El Guapo: Oh, wow!
• 4:35
  Testecleese: He got to meet a whole bunch of officials. And yeah, I mean.
• 4:39
  Testecleese: good. But this is, this is a this is a feel good story, and we don't talk about a whole lot on the show.
• 4:44
  Brian McFadden: No, we probably need to do a little bit more of it.
• 4:46
  Testecleese: And I think you're right. Maybe we should make an effort to actually have a feel good section.
• 4:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, this kid is beating brain cancer right? And the Democrats wouldn't even like applaud this child beating brain cancer.
• 5:01
  Testecleese: Because, you know, trump said it. And they actually said, like, Oh, this is just manipulation. Fuck you! I don't give a shit.
• 5:07
  Testecleese: You still say good for you, little boy. You know what I mean.
• 5:11
  El Guapo: But yeah, he he went through his secret service training because he's a what an honorary member now
• 5:17
  Testecleese: Yeah. Met the President met the Vp. Met all these people, and
• 5:23
  Testecleese: I think that's I think that's freaking awesome. You know, Brian.
• 5:29
  Testecleese: you shared this. I read the article, but please tell me what the hell is going on over at Reagan. I thought they fixed this mistake
• 5:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, this is a jet. This is a jet in a plane. They closed the helicopter flight path
• 5:43
  Testecleese: So it's just helicopter. Okay.
• 5:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, this is this was involving a delta plane and a jet here from Hampton Roads area from Langley Air Force Base
• 5:54
  Testecleese: An air, an Air Air Force aircraft almost smashed. Yeah. Almost got hit by a delta airline right?
• 6:01
  Brian McFadden: 38. I believe that's a training plane
• 6:04
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 6:06
  Testecleese: Honestly, I don't know enough what the Air Force does. I I do know
• 6:10
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no! They were on their way to Arlington National Cemetery for a flyover
• 6:16
  Testecleese: For a burial or something
• 6:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:20
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 6:21
  Testecleese: The only thing I really know what's going on the Air Force right now is they're getting ready to replace the 22 with a 47, and Boeing is still in the mix, and I'm like, I don't understand how Boeing is even being considered at this point.
• 6:33
  Brian McFadden: I wonder where they came up with the 47 for the name of the plane
• 6:37
  Testecleese: That's an excellent question. How do they come up with most of these names?
• 6:40
  Testecleese: Well.
• 6:41
  Brian McFadden: 22 is like 20 years old, 47th President, you know.
• 6:43
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 6:46
  El Guapo: Oh, God!
• 6:48
  Brian McFadden: He did that to trigger some people
• 6:53
  El Guapo: Oh, he does good. He's good at it.
• 6:56
  Testecleese: Trump is a good troll. I'm going to give him that
• 6:58
  El Guapo: Yeah. Troll master general
• 7:02
  Testecleese: Speaking of Trump. Did you see that he went to the Ncaa. Wrestling competition? Yeah.
• 7:09
  Brian McFadden: Play
• 7:11
  Brian McFadden: Clay went with him
• 7:13
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 7:13
  Testecleese: Oh, really Clay Travis from the Clay and Buck show. Yeah.
• 7:16
  Brian McFadden: Yup! Yup! He flew on Air Force one, and it was funny because he's saying one day he flew on Air Force one to get home. He flew back on southwest. He's like it couldn't be different.
• 7:28
  Testecleese: But
• 7:29
  Brian McFadden: But he's a big southwest fan, so
• 7:33
  Testecleese: Well, I was excited that he went to like a college wrestling tournament
• 7:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And one of the people were like
• 7:39
  Brian McFadden: one of the wrestlers in the championship was in the army and saluted him
• 7:44
  Testecleese: Well, hey! There you go! That's some respect right there.
• 7:48
  Testecleese: But what's crazy is. Let me open this up and check Wyatt Hendrickson beat some guy named Gable something, and the only reason why I know that name is his Dan Gable used to be one of the greatest wrestlers in the history of the Gable Stevenson.
• 8:04
  Testecleese: but he beat this guy for the heavyweight title in college wrestling, and the thing is, Stevenson won a fucking Olympic medal
• 8:14
  Testecleese: and some Schmuck from nowhere beats him in the college wrestling tournament, which, granted.
• 8:20
  Testecleese: and depending, he might have been competing in a different
• 8:24
  Testecleese: game in the Olympics than he was in college, and I don't know if people understand it's different. Wrestling
• 8:31
  Testecleese: like a high school, and college is different. Then you got Greco-roman. You got Olympic. You got all sorts of different like high school. That's folk style wrestling.
• 8:41
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go! Maybe this is what you talk about, Andrikson, the Guy
• 8:46
  Testecleese: Henderson was the in the Air Force Academy for 4 years from the flag
• 8:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:52
  Testecleese: And shook Trump's hand like, come on, you know.
• 8:57
  Testecleese: and you know, make all the fun you want of actual like wrestling and not video game, wrestling,
• 9:03
  Testecleese: entertainment, wrestling.
• 9:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:05
  Testecleese: It's a hell of a sport, it's 1 on one
• 9:09
  Testecleese: there's no one else to blame but yourself. If you don't win right
• 9:14
  Brian McFadden: That's correct.
• 9:16
  Testecleese: On a similar line. You ever heard of Cain Velasquez?
• 9:20
  Brian McFadden: I have.
• 9:22
  Testecleese: He used to be. He might, I think, maybe heavyweight champion of the Ufc.
• 9:29
  Testecleese: He was a champion of one of these weight classes. I think
• 9:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:33
  Testecleese: But he just got sentenced. Oh, go ahead!
• 9:37
  Testecleese: He just got sentenced to 5 years and granted
• 9:42
  Testecleese: it was time served, counted during this trial, so he was going to serve about a year in prison.
• 9:48
  Testecleese: but he chased down a man in his car and fired at him and hit the wrong man
• 9:55
  Testecleese: Yes and no, and you should go to prison for that right
• 9:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 9:58
  Brian McFadden: Hello!
• 9:58
  Testecleese: But
• 10:00
  Testecleese: this is why he got such a short sentence. For this. He was chasing down the man who diddled his son
• 10:07
  Testecleese: And
• 10:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. He's awaiting. He's awaiting felony, child molestation charges
• 10:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, and go figure the guy tried to.
• 10:16
  Testecleese: The man who tried to kill him gets sentenced before the guy who diddled his kid
• 10:21
  Brian McFadden: How does that work
• 10:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, probably just so that we wouldn't it interfere with the findings of this courtroom.
• 10:28
  Testecleese: But, Guapo, you know as well as I some dude diddles your kids. You're seriously at least going to consider killing that man, aren't you?
• 10:35
  Testecleese: No, no, nothing like that will ever happen.
• 10:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, you may not actually act it up. But you're gonna think about it. You're gonna pick up your gun and look at it real
• 10:43
  El Guapo: I don't. I don't know
• 10:44
  Brian McFadden: Talk about it on the pod.
• 10:48
  Brian McFadden: He can neither confirm nor deny that much correct through his head
• 10:52
  Testecleese: Hold on! Let let me quote
• 10:53
  El Guapo: Possible deniability. Okay.
• 10:55
  Testecleese: Let me let me quote sublime here, and don't
• 10:59
  Testecleese: think I want to think twice down Sancho's throat.
• 11:04
  Testecleese: Maybe when I say I got something for his punk. Ass.
• 11:07
  El Guapo: Let's just say I'm gonna buy a plane ticket for a long ascended vacation.
• 11:11
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 11:12
  Testecleese: The thing is, this guy was like the champion of the world
• 11:16
  Testecleese: in hand to hand combat. Why'd you bother shooting at him instead of just you know what you should have just beat his ass. And then, when he was half unconscious, she just sat down, for was it 90 seconds between rounds, should have sat down in the stool and just looked at him and waited, then got up and kicked his ass again for another
• 11:34
  El Guapo: 3,
• 11:34
  Testecleese: Minutes and say down, you know.
• 11:37
  El Guapo: That's to show you. When the anger take over you just
• 11:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you just lose track or anything
• 11:42
  El Guapo: Look, you know
• 11:44
  Testecleese: I know I'm just saying the last guys could have done more damage literally, just beating this man to death than trying to shoot him to death.
• 11:51
  Testecleese: But again, you can't just be shooting at people, and especially if you're hitting the wrong people. Come on. You're responsible for your bullets right?
• 11:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 12:01
  Testecleese: Not you guys ever heard of Allentown?
• 12:05
  Brian McFadden: In Pennsylvania, right
• 12:07
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 12:08
  Testecleese: you see the City Hall employee who put a noose. She's accused and charged of putting a noose on her own desk
• 12:16
  Brian McFadden: Well, I work for Nascar
• 12:17
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 12:18
  Testecleese: Not for very long.
• 12:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, they they found out that that was how stupid can you be? There's a freaking door thing, but no
• 12:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, he doesn't even put
• 12:28
  Testecleese: that there himself. That was a pull down that you tie into your garage door. This woman actually tied a fucking noose, and here's how they know that she probably did it. They they did DNA tests on it, and she was the only one who consented, who refused to consent to a DNA test. So they took one with a court order, and her DNA was the only DNA on the outside rope, and when they untied it inside the knot
• 12:51
  El Guapo: So.
• 12:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, put gloves on, and if you're gonna tie the damn thing right
• 12:57
  El Guapo: And that's to show you raise is in high demand. But there's no supply of it.
• 13:01
  Testecleese: Thank. Thank you. You saw my post right. The the supply. The demand for man
• 13:06
  Testecleese: is yeah. The demand far outlasts the supply of hatred
• 13:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 13:11
  Testecleese: But why do you want to be a victim like
• 13:14
  El Guapo: Just like attention to themselves, and stuff like
• 13:17
  Testecleese: Yeah. But dude, you could be a victim or a survivor. Right?
• 13:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, but
• 13:22
  Testecleese: Would you? Which would you rather be
• 13:25
  El Guapo: Just to show you how easy we got in life. They had to create fucking events just to make a fucking struggle and shit. You know
• 13:31
  Testecleese: Exactly. You got it so nice you gotta make this garbage up to make it sound look like you're overcoming something
• 13:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 13:38
  El Guapo: Because everybody else is overcoming something.
• 13:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, we all are. Everyone is, yeah, no, you haven't too nice
• 13:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, you got it tonight. There's nothing else going on in your life.
• 13:48
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 13:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, and that that's it happened to me at 1 point in my life it was. Everything's running smooth, like a well oiled machine. Everything
• 13:56
  Testecleese: You didn't start calling everyone else racist, right? Because of
• 13:58
  El Guapo: No, no! As soon as I like. Oh, my God! Everything's going well.
• 14:02
  El Guapo: Things happen
• 14:04
  Testecleese: Shit happens, and life falls apart. Why would you set that up on your own
• 14:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know.
• 14:09
  Testecleese: She might, she might go to prison for this
• 14:13
  Testecleese: I don't know if people realize that, but like reporting a false crime, especially one that you made up is is a crime
• 14:20
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 14:23
  Testecleese: So. Remember Selena, the the musician
• 14:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 14:28
  Testecleese: Her. Her killer, who is the president of her Fan club, is up for parole
• 14:36
  El Guapo: Bank.
• 14:37
  El Guapo: I'm sorry. Say that again. What?
• 14:39
  Testecleese: The water.
• 14:39
  Testecleese: Who killed Selena? She was the president of the Fan Club is up for parole in prison for murdering Selena.
• 14:46
  Testecleese: Oh, the lady that killed Selena. Yeah, Wanda, sell
• 14:51
  Testecleese: Saldivar alright. For some reason I thought there was an extra a I thought it was Saladabar. Yeah, Saldivar
• 14:57
  El Guapo: I mean she did. She did the crash. She did time
• 15:02
  Brian McFadden: Thirty-thirty.
• 15:02
  Testecleese: 30 years, is a long time in prison.
• 15:06
  El Guapo: And people still probably held grudges against her.
• 15:11
  El Guapo: and you know I'm not going to stop you from holding the grudge, but we hold people for less than 30 years for some very serious crimes, too. Yeah.
• 15:20
  Testecleese: So I
• 15:21
  El Guapo: I mean is that it's time up for parole. Good conduct. I'm sorry, but she had to get out, you know. That's the laws. It is what it is, you know
• 15:29
  Testecleese: Well again. Exactly, you said, though good conduct parole doesn't mean your sentence is up. That means that the minimum amount of your sentence is up, and as long as you didn't screw up in prison and show that you've rehabilitated, we might let you back into the population right? But at 30 years in prison. Your life's over.
• 15:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 15:47
  Testecleese: Hold on! Hold on! Think! 30 years ago, what was cell phone technology
• 15:55
  El Guapo: Chuck. Morris got one in. Say, about the bell?
• 15:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, it was the old school car phone, right? Yeah.
• 16:02
  Testecleese: Like she. You missed all of this advancement. I can't imagine spending 30 years not being in modern society and then coming back to it. You missed so much.
• 16:14
  Testecleese: she she coming now it's like, hold on, hold on, you telling me Trump is in office. Anybody hate him? Why.
• 16:20
  Testecleese: I loved trump when I went to prison
• 16:24
  El Guapo: He was impressed, so fresh, fresh Prince of Bel-air
• 16:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's in home alone, too, and she goes. Wait! You guys voted for Kamala Harris, isn't she the one who, like kept guys in prison, past their terms to work as slave labor
• 16:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, I think that was before. Oh, oh, you know who came out of this process into
• 16:43
  El Guapo: going after Michael Jackson
• 16:46
  Testecleese: Michael Jackson's dead. Oh.
• 16:47
  El Guapo: And then
• 16:48
  Testecleese: Was trying to put him in
• 16:49
  El Guapo: Yeah. When she was at da. She was the da, the kids.
• 16:53
  El Guapo: What was it?
• 16:55
  El Guapo: Yes, he was a prosecutor. The Da. At that time
• 16:58
  Testecleese: Now, which which case the touching kids, or when he held his kid blanket out the window over the balcony
• 17:04
  El Guapo: Discussion kids
• 17:05
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 17:06
  El Guapo: That's what she was a prosecutor in California, and that's why Janet Jackson hold a grudge against her
• 17:12
  Testecleese: Well, okay, that makes sense. Now, here's the question for you.
• 17:15
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 17:17
  Testecleese: What's his name there? Oh, my God! The kid from Macaulay! Culkin!
• 17:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 17:21
  Testecleese: Mccullough Colgan swears Michael Jackson never did anything inappropriate to him right
• 17:26
  El Guapo: Unless you like it
• 17:28
  Testecleese: Well, no, okay, maybe. But I'm just thinking, if you're Macaulay cult. And he touched all the other kids and he didn't touch you. It's like, what's wrong with me. Yeah, you know.
• 17:36
  El Guapo: To paste it.
• 17:38
  Testecleese: Can't you please me?
• 17:39
  El Guapo: Pasty.
• 17:41
  Testecleese: All tasty, and I know tasty
• 17:43
  El Guapo: Paste pasty to whitey
• 17:47
  Testecleese: All right
• 17:49
  Testecleese: now. I haven't heard this name in years, and I saw this, and I kind of skipped it because I'm like, I don't really care. And then I think both you guys shared Juanita Broderick
• 17:59
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 18:00
  Testecleese: She was. What an attorneys, general under Biden, I think
• 18:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 18:04
  El Guapo: That's your guy.
• 18:06
  Testecleese: She was found dead at like 57 years old, or something like that in Virginia.
• 18:10
  El Guapo: It's like 50 something.
• 18:12
  El Guapo: She's a 57 is 50, something dude
• 18:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 18:15
  El Guapo: No, I thought she was like 45, 50, something like that. She was
• 18:18
  Testecleese: Maybe too young to just randomly die and not go. Hmm! What happened here right
• 18:22
  El Guapo: Epilepsy. That's what they find out
• 18:24
  Testecleese: Oh, oh.
• 18:25
  Testecleese: epilepsy doesn't usually kill you, though usually it's something else that happens because of it, like you hit your head
• 18:31
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, she I guess she's like she had a
• 18:33
  Brian McFadden: She was a Biden attorney, a Us. Attorney, so she was one of the prosecuting people from Doj
• 18:44
  Testecleese: I think she had like a stroke, or something like that. Epilepsy attack, or something like that
• 18:48
  Testecleese: broken epilepsy, are very different
• 18:50
  El Guapo: something like that. I forgot what it was. The less natural causes, like, Okay, that's to show you when you're a strong, independent woman. You're gonna die alone
• 18:59
  Testecleese: Oh, my word! Ouch!
• 19:01
  El Guapo: I'm sorry I could help myself. I go to hell anyways.
• 19:04
  Testecleese: Oh, don't! Don't get me wrong, dude. I got some. I got some crippled jokes to bust out today, because apparently it's okay. Now
• 19:11
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 19:12
  Brian McFadden: They will get the governor
• 19:14
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 19:15
  El Guapo: I know you!
• 19:16
  Testecleese: Got a good laugh, Bubble, when I said, you know I like him. I just wish you would make a stand
• 19:20
  El Guapo: I was like, yeah, let me back out of this one. Yeah. Oh.
• 19:25
  Testecleese: Oh, maybe, please. Oh, okay, check this out. This crazy left wing dude, the guy I keep bringing Sean
• 19:33
  Testecleese: I invited him on the show.
• 19:36
  Testecleese: and I was like, No, let's seriously talk about this stuff, and I was like, you know, I I don't hate you, or whatever like I was, I would have unfriended you. Obviously
• 19:44
  Testecleese: I just disagree with you, and but he has no problem calling me terrible names publicly when
• 19:50
  Testecleese: there's no actual conversation to be had on Facebook.
• 19:53
  Testecleese: I invite him on the show for a conversation he's like, Oh, fuck! No
• 19:57
  Brian McFadden: I'm scared
• 19:57
  Testecleese: You know.
• 19:58
  Testecleese: and he was the one who got offended when I said, Oh, I kind of like Governor Greg Abbott. I just wish he would, you know, take a stand once in a while, and he's like, Oh, I hate him, and I wish you would drink bleach. I was like dude. I'm making a joke because
• 20:10
  Testecleese: Brancht Crockett made it okay to make fun of cripples again.
• 20:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 20:16
  El Guapo: The
• 20:17
  Testecleese: Like Timmy Timmer
• 20:20
  El Guapo: I don't know. It's like ratchet ratchet crack. I see that you got me
• 20:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, see how easy that was.
• 20:25
  El Guapo: I know do when there's like we saw the video how she was before, like all proper stuff like that
• 20:34
  Testecleese: On this very show
• 20:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, I was like, damn man, I could see myself put a ring on it as soon as you put a ring on it. The ratchet comes out
• 20:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, that's the thing is, she comes up with this fake black scent
• 20:45
  El Guapo: Dude she's it's so hard dude she's trying so hard. Dude
• 20:49
  Testecleese: Well, well, why? The only reason why you would do that is, if you
• 20:52
  El Guapo: Pandering, pandering.
• 20:53
  Testecleese: Going to you. Yeah. The people you think are going to vote for you act and speak that way.
• 20:59
  Testecleese: She went to fucking law school in in Cambridge, Massachusetts, in case you don't know what that is. That's havin
• 21:06
  El Guapo: Hmm!
• 21:07
  El Guapo: It's like see what she's not telling you. She got both parents at home
• 21:13
  Testecleese: She knows who her dad is
• 21:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, see what she's not telling you. She's a valedictorian
• 21:20
  Testecleese: Just like, Come on, I was. I was raised middle class. It's like bitch. Both your parents were doctors, and you went to a private school in Montreal. Okay.
• 21:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Middle class don't typically go to private schools.
• 21:32
  Testecleese: Jasmine Crockett's Elementary school education cost more than most Americans. College education
• 21:41
  Brian McFadden: Dang! That's an expensive school
• 21:44
  Testecleese: Yes, I think our parents are paying something like 10 grand a year for elementary school.
• 21:50
  Testecleese: and he said, Well, I paid
• 21:51
  Testecleese: similar, but you only did 4 years of college. Typically speaking right now, Brian obviously decided to too much school and never actually get a Phd. Because, you know, he refused
• 22:02
  Brian McFadden: These are overrated
• 22:04
  Testecleese: Say that, but you can say I'm a doctor.
• 22:07
  Testecleese: What's that
• 22:08
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 22:08
  El Guapo: No, I should have ended up like what's the name Joe Biden?
• 22:13
  El Guapo: Everybody knows
• 22:14
  Testecleese: She was a she got an honorary Phd. Brian could have actually written a thesis
• 22:18
  Brian McFadden: She's got a she's got a doctorate, but it's a weird one. It's
• 22:22
  Testecleese: Elementary.
• 22:23
  Brian McFadden: Education something like that. Yeah, it's not. It's not a commonplace doctor.
• 22:28
  El Guapo: I'm sorry we need. We need to reel down like, if you're not doctor engineering, math or science. You're not a fucking. Phd.
• 22:37
  Testecleese: Medicine.
• 22:37
  El Guapo: Oh, miss!
• 22:38
  Testecleese: Well, that'd be signs, I guess.
• 22:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, signs and stuff. But it will.
• 22:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, all right, doctor.
• 22:43
  Testecleese: What do you need a doctor in elementary education? For? What are they going to do?
• 22:48
  El Guapo: They're just wondering, superintendent, I guess. Yeah.
• 22:53
  Testecleese: And then then. Now look at the education system. We got kids graduating with fucking high honors, getting scholarships to college that can't read
• 23:02
  El Guapo: Nothing is. No, no? Well, I will resend that fucking acceptance to the college she's asking for. She's gonna be trouble
• 23:12
  Testecleese: Well, just like I said about Aoc.
• 23:13
  El Guapo: She graduated from college. She's like, I cannot get a job. So now I'm gonna Sue, you
• 23:18
  Testecleese: Just like I brought with Aoc. She's got a umass degree in economics.
• 23:23
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 23:25
  Testecleese: She was a bartender
• 23:27
  Testecleese: that believed in Socialism. Anyone who went to Umass should demand their money back, because apparently their education means garbage.
• 23:34
  El Guapo: No.
• 23:36
  Testecleese: Garbage, and yes, my accent is coming out. I've had a couple of beers. My mother-in-law is in my house. Okay?
• 23:44
  Testecleese: I actually like my mother-in-law, though
• 23:46
  El Guapo: That's good.
• 23:48
  Testecleese: Now this next one here Brian made me laugh, because it's Bayside High School, and
• 23:52
  Brian McFadden: We just talked about, saved by the bell
• 23:55
  Brian McFadden: we literally just brought up, saved by the bell. Zach
• 23:58
  Testecleese: All I could think was Zach Morrison. Face hide high
• 24:02
  El Guapo: That's weird. How Ray probably didn't even notice that. And he already put Zach Morris into the show
• 24:09
  Testecleese: Or or do I put that much thought into the way I set this show up
• 24:15
  Brian McFadden: Maybe
• 24:15
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 24:17
  Testecleese: Maybe. No, that was actually just a genuine coincidence, honestly. But I do put a lot of work into how the things flow.
• 24:24
  Testecleese: But yeah, what's going on this dude at Bayside High? And was it Norfolk or Virginia Beach, or whatever
• 24:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Let's see. Here.
• 24:34
  El Guapo: Oh, so no! Somebody was falling. This kid top topless, no shirt to the screen
• 24:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. It was in Virginia Beach, and he was detained after removing his shirt
• 24:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was like, cool.
• 24:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was like chasing.
• 24:50
  Testecleese: But in the school and took his shirt off
• 24:52
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 24:52
  El Guapo: Something like that. So
• 24:54
  Testecleese: Yeah. So probably a a bump and stuff or high, someone tackle this guy
• 24:58
  El Guapo: I followed.
• 25:00
  Brian McFadden: He was. Later he has been detained, and charges are pending
• 25:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 25:04
  Brian McFadden: No weapons were recovered and no threats were made. But apparently it's school policy that they're going to prevent risk to students and staff
• 25:13
  Testecleese: Well, how did he get in the school? Honestly, it wasn't
• 25:16
  El Guapo: No Virginia got a bunch of bumps. Dude we they get in pumps over there so
• 25:20
  Testecleese: Well, I mean when I went to school the doors were unlocked. So you go outside the building
• 25:25
  Brian McFadden: Anymore.
• 25:26
  El Guapo: No, you were. This is back in the eighties. Okay.
• 25:28
  Brian McFadden: Doors. You gotta push a button and look into a camera now and let the office buzz you in
• 25:33
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, when I take my little girl out of preschool I got a knock on a door and wait for someone to come. Answer it because everything's locked to protect the children
• 25:43
  Testecleese: How did this guy get unless it was like, you know, the
• 25:46
  El Guapo: And off the street. Yeah.
• 25:48
  Testecleese: The buses were coming in, the doors open for the kids. But at the same time, why was there no one outside that door saying, Hold on! You're 40, right
• 25:55
  Brian McFadden: Where's where's the child? You're driving off 1st
• 25:57
  El Guapo: Hold on! Hold on the way! A 40 year old crackhead
• 26:01
  El Guapo: dress and a teenager the way the dress probably looks
• 26:05
  El Guapo: the way you say him, you know
• 26:08
  Testecleese: Except for the freaking, the dirt and the grease, and the 3 days no shaving
• 26:13
  El Guapo: Hey? You got some Liberals like that? Stop talking about them
• 26:17
  Testecleese: Well, I'm sorry, if not, taking care of yourself is a liberal quality. I didn't realize that
• 26:24
  El Guapo: Yeah. You seen them?
• 26:25
  Brian McFadden: Meanwhile we got people climbing through the barbed wire fence at the airport. Here in Norfolk.
• 26:31
  El Guapo: Huzzy. Why don't
• 26:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:33
  El Guapo: Bumps, everywhere.
• 26:35
  Testecleese: It's a good way to get shot for real
• 26:37
  El Guapo: That didn't happen so apparently not
• 26:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh, no, exactly, Guapo, thank you.
• 26:42
  Brian McFadden: He was standing near a plane at the airport. He was spotted almost immediately. Duh
• 26:49
  El Guapo: Hold on!
• 26:49
  Brian McFadden: Medium.
• 26:50
  El Guapo: Oh, it would be
• 26:50
  Brian McFadden: You already notice them right away. You think
• 26:53
  Testecleese: But he got next to the aircraft like he could have jumped a fucking bomb to that thing
• 26:58
  Brian McFadden: Apparently a pilot saw him and contacted the tower
• 27:02
  Brian McFadden: and let him know. The runway was closed briefly to allow the police to get to him quickly
• 27:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 27:09
  El Guapo: Immediately me. As soon as you jump.
• 27:10
  Brian McFadden: He said that in the article says, no aircraft was actually near the man, although the image show the man just outside the window
• 27:19
  Testecleese: They showed a picture they took a picture of out the window of the plane like, oh.
• 27:23
  Brian McFadden: I mean, somebody might have zoomed in on it, you know. I don't know
• 27:27
  Testecleese: But then
• 27:28
  Brian McFadden: You look close to me
• 27:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, you would it wouldn't. You wouldn't see the window, the the plastic around the window, if you zoomed way in to make it look closer, you know.
• 27:39
  Testecleese: I was no more than 20 feet away. I guarantee you
• 27:42
  El Guapo: Did they need to send him like 30 years, just to make an example out of him? You know
• 27:47
  Testecleese: Maybe, man, you don't fuck with aircraft right
• 27:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, fuck it. You're gonna that's a terrorist threat. We're gonna send you to Iceland
• 27:57
  Testecleese: No, we're gonna send them to El Salvador
• 27:59
  Brian McFadden: Hind mo
• 28:00
  Testecleese: No, no! We sent him to El Salvador. Do you see that
• 28:05
  Testecleese: El Salvador was like, Yeah, we'll take him. You get
• 28:08
  El Guapo: No, you can send to some of them
• 28:09
  Testecleese: Bye.
• 28:10
  Brian McFadden: Well, El Salvador's got unused prisons, so they might as well farm it out to other countries and get
• 28:17
  El Guapo: But you have to take people from outside the country. I guess this guy's a citizen, so you have to send it to Greenland
• 28:23
  Testecleese: You're right. Well, well.
• 28:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Greenland.
• 28:26
  El Guapo: This a territory could be
• 28:28
  Brian McFadden: Have you face?
• 28:30
  El Guapo: Not yet
• 28:31
  Testecleese: Them to Puerto Rico.
• 28:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:34
  El Guapo: But no Cuba. Cuba.
• 28:36
  Testecleese: Just turn them loose in the streets of Puerto Rico. Don't even like put them in prison like, yeah. Go go figure this out, dude. Trust me, those guys here have way bigger dicks than you, and they're way harder than you, you know.
• 28:47
  Testecleese: Oh, no, I mean, I've been Puerto Rico, but it is not the richest area
• 28:51
  Brian McFadden: No, I've been to Puerto Rico.
• 28:53
  Brian McFadden: On my way to the British Virgin Islands I threw through. I flew through Puerto Rico.
• 28:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, beautiful. But there's a lot of poverty right
• 29:02
  Brian McFadden: And a lot of corruption. That's why, when they had that huge hurricane that came through a few years back, and the power grid went down for months. Nobody could figure out why
• 29:12
  Testecleese: Let me bring up a point that not even a point, something that we never put. I
• 29:18
  Testecleese: none of us put in here, but I read about it. Did you see about this earthquake in Myanmar or Myanmar? Have you
• 29:23
  Brian McFadden: There's, I think there's a couple. There was one in Myanmar Myanmar, where there's yeah. And then there was one in Thailand, too.
• 29:30
  Testecleese: Probably the same earthquake honestly.
• 29:32
  Brian McFadden: Okay, yeah. But apparently there's a coup going on in Myanmar right now, and the the people are still bombing the populations, even though they've been hit with an earthquake
• 29:42
  Testecleese: My God, that's vicious! Because they found at least over a thousand dead already, and there's still hundreds missing.
• 29:48
  Testecleese: That's just a horrible tragedy, you know.
• 29:53
  Brian McFadden: But the fighting keeps going on
• 29:55
  El Guapo: Dude. I just I just saw a video. You know how the pool
• 29:59
  El Guapo: there's the building. They got the pool and stuff. They saw a couple just chilling by the pool, and that they start shaking. They were like holy crap. I will be shitting my pants
• 30:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was like an 8 point O, or something ridiculous.
• 30:10
  El Guapo: That's strong as hell.
• 30:11
  Brian McFadden: Well, they've changed the scale. It's not called the Richter scale anymore. So did not know that
• 30:17
  Brian McFadden: the they changed the the just like they did with tornadoes and hurricanes. They've come up with a whole
• 30:23
  Testecleese: Anymore.
• 30:24
  Brian McFadden: They got a whole new scale
• 30:27
  Testecleese: Okay, I thought. Tornadoes are still like f. 1 through 5
• 30:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:31
  Testecleese: Yeah. But they, it's not like it used to be, okay. Okay.
• 30:35
  El Guapo: Does it sound better or no?
• 30:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're trying to you push it
• 30:41
  El Guapo: It in your face. Yes.
• 30:43
  Brian McFadden: Just the tale
• 30:45
  El Guapo: Just to tell
• 30:46
  Testecleese: Just a tip
• 30:49
  Brian McFadden: So this is this one next one. I didn't know you put it in here
• 30:53
  Testecleese: I put it in there because I thought it was a big mistake by Youngkin.
• 30:57
  Brian McFadden: He's done it for years. He's never going to agree to it. This is a problem that the Democrats created for themselves. There was a time when they controlled the all 3 branches of the executive branch and the 2 legislatures. That's when they pushed through the decriminalization. But they never created any laws or regulations on how to deal with recreational marijuana
• 31:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. So they decriminalize it, which means you can grow your own plants, and then
• 31:26
  Brian McFadden: I'm growing them right now
• 31:28
  Testecleese: So they're not going to come. Get you
• 31:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:30
  El Guapo: What?
• 31:31
  Brian McFadden: You can have. You can have a certain amount for personal use on you. When the cops pull you over
• 31:37
  Testecleese: And even give it away to your friends as long as it's lessened. So much
• 31:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 31:41
  Testecleese: You just can't sell it.
• 31:42
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 31:43
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 31:43
  Testecleese: And that's the thing is like, well, the problem is.
• 31:47
  Testecleese: you give me a bag of marijuana right?
• 31:50
  Testecleese: I'm taking your word for exactly what it is. If I go into a dispensary
• 31:56
  Brian McFadden: This shit's documented exactly what it is.
• 31:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's all lab tested. And
• 32:02
  Brian McFadden: and the government gets a cut
• 32:05
  Testecleese: A big cut Massachusetts type taxes, 17% on cannabis sales
• 32:10
  Brian McFadden: I think it's higher than that in Michigan
• 32:13
  Testecleese: Yeah. So I mean, why not get? Why not let the government get a cut right
• 32:19
  Testecleese: And like, if you're gonna let me grow my own plants and hand it out to my buddies, why can't I
• 32:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, Virginia was like the 1st Southern State to even decriminalize it. So
• 32:29
  Testecleese: I still think it was a big mistake. This is an opportunity for Virginia to bring in a whole bunch of tax revenue
• 32:35
  Testecleese: and regulate a market that's happening, anyway.
• 32:40
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 32:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:41
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 32:42
  Testecleese: But hey, what you know.
• 32:44
  Testecleese: I'm not in charge. I don't make the calls. I just I think it was just a mistake. I think Youngkin should take a step back and say, Shit, what's the difference between pot and beer?
• 32:56
  Testecleese: And you know we all have our own arguments on all of them. But really, what is the difference in terms of what it does to you? What makes you lazy.
• 33:05
  Testecleese: or might make
• 33:05
  Brian McFadden: Not if you're smoking the right stuff
• 33:08
  Testecleese: Oh, no, okay, no, bull marijuana makes you lazy, and you know it. Even if you're smoking a good sativa, you're less like you're gonna get less work done, and you know it.
• 33:18
  El Guapo: But I'm not going to nap Whoa!
• 33:21
  Testecleese: Well, I mean I used to love me, my indica, because it would put me into couch
• 33:28
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much these days. It's all hybrids, though, so they're mixing them both together.
• 33:34
  Testecleese: That's because pot got so fucking powerful. The shit that you can buy in a store today is not the same shit my father used to smoke in the sixties, and you know that
• 33:43
  Brian McFadden: I didn't smoke in the sixties
• 33:45
  Testecleese: You were alive in the sixties
• 33:47
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I was
• 33:48
  Brian McFadden: Jesus Christ. You are so much older than I thought, and I keep making fun of how old you are
• 33:54
  Brian McFadden: not very long in the sixties. It was 68, but you know I was alive in the sixties
• 34:00
  Testecleese: Okay. I was alive for a little while under Reagan. How's that?
• 34:04
  Brian McFadden: I voted for Reagan
• 34:06
  Testecleese: Hold on was born 82. What he took office in 80, or like 78, or something
• 34:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I didn't.
• 34:13
  Brian McFadden: No, for I think I voted a second time around or something I don't know
• 34:17
  Testecleese: 84. I'm not sure when he took office. It's been so long, and I was a little kid
• 34:25
  Testecleese: all right.
• 34:26
  Testecleese: By the way, I even shared to the group chat that you guys put way too many local articles this time, even though I shared one.
• 34:36
  Testecleese: Apparently you guys had a.
• 34:39
  Testecleese: Oh, that! Says Delaware, doesn't it?
• 34:41
  El Guapo: No, no, no! The delegate delegate
• 34:46
  Testecleese: Delegate. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
• 34:49
  El Guapo: You know who delegate Don Scott is? The Speaker of the House in the State of Virginia.
• 34:55
  Brian McFadden: There!
• 34:55
  Testecleese: Apparently he was banned from speaking at
• 34:58
  El Guapo: Then nobody knew who he was like, because he got a record of him
• 35:03
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! That's hilarious!
• 35:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 35:05
  Brian McFadden: Of them.
• 35:06
  El Guapo: He got a record. When he was younger he got criminal record stuff like that. So I guess they run his background like they're like, yeah, you can talk. I'm the Speaker of the House. He's a lawyer, he's a lawyer. He worked. He works with the registration here.
• 35:21
  El Guapo: and one of the talking guys on the radio station. He's a lawyer, probably jag officer, cab driver. Now he's a lawyer, I mean he was. He's still a lawyer, and he'll do radio talk. And he was like, Yeah, but the delegate, they're both of the same law firm. It's like what the hell happened. They're like chops about it. Yeah. Well.
• 35:45
  Brian McFadden: Play. Travis is still a registered lawyer in Puerto Rico.
• 35:51
  El Guapo: Really.
• 35:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's keeping his law license in Puerto Rico just in case he ever
• 35:55
  Testecleese: Rely.
• 35:56
  El Guapo: Did he need to speak Spanish over there
• 35:59
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 36:00
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 36:01
  Brian McFadden: No people speak English. Puerto Rico is a Us. Territory.
• 36:05
  Brian McFadden: A lot of people still speak English
• 36:08
  El Guapo: I know I mean I don't know if the official languages is English over there
• 36:13
  Testecleese: The United States official language is now English.
• 36:16
  El Guapo: I know, but it's a territory
• 36:19
  Testecleese: It doesn't. It's still United States, isn't it?
• 36:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 36:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 36:22
  Testecleese: Guam.
• 36:24
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 36:24
  El Guapo: Yep, I was about to say, Diego Garcia, that's not ours, is it British?
• 36:31
  El Guapo: The brits probably trump should buy that. Take that from the bridge, too. Next
• 36:37
  Testecleese: Actually, no, yeah, you're probably right on that, because the only reason why we're there at all is for a strategic standpoint, right?
• 36:44
  El Guapo: Yeah. The Indian sea.
• 36:45
  Testecleese: Ridiculous Navy base in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, where I believe it's on the coast of it.
• 36:51
  El Guapo: No, the in
• 36:52
  Brian McFadden: Puerto Rico has 2 official languages, guess which ones
• 36:56
  El Guapo: Malicious Man.
• 36:57
  Testecleese: Joyce.
• 36:57
  Brian McFadden: Yep with Spanish, being the dominant language of business.
• 37:01
  El Guapo: That's what I was. That's what I was asking about. Clint Buckler. He need a translator
• 37:06
  Brian McFadden: Well, he hasn't been practicing law, and like probably 3, rd not 30 years, probably 15 years. You know he he's the one that started out kick, and created out kick and solo.
• 37:20
  El Guapo: Thought.
• 37:20
  Brian McFadden: And now he's in broadcasting. So
• 37:22
  El Guapo: No, I thought he started like the way he also he's a sport guy, and I thought he started. I thought he started like a just a sport commentator, and just became famous like that
• 37:32
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! What's his name? Stephen a miller
• 37:36
  El Guapo: I guess so like Ray Romano
• 37:38
  Testecleese: And
• 37:38
  El Guapo: Ray Romano from everybody loves Raymond. I thought
• 37:41
  Testecleese: That was that was a TV show that
• 37:43
  El Guapo: No, but his background, the background. He's just sport commentator. He became famous that way.
• 37:48
  El Guapo: That's how you end up
• 37:49
  Testecleese: Get yeah, because
• 37:52
  El Guapo: Clay. Travis. He loves talking about sport. He loves that shit
• 37:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he? That's because he started out kick
• 37:59
  El Guapo: Yeah. And I thought, like, Okay, that's probably how he started. Like, all right, whatever I know, he was a lawyer, lawyer
• 38:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah. Him and his wife lived in Puerto Rico for a few years. Right? As he got his law license, he said it was the. It was a fantastic job.
• 38:15
  Brian McFadden: you know. Late. It was island time, lawyer, so
• 38:18
  El Guapo: Dude, I said. You know, you know you probably speak Spanish. I don't know. But today this gentleman come in.
• 38:26
  El Guapo: He looks African. American. Okay, cool.
• 38:29
  El Guapo: He was struggled, talking to me.
• 38:31
  Testecleese: So he looked like Elon Musk
• 38:33
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, he looks like from African America. Okay. He struggled.
• 38:38
  Testecleese: African Americans. Not a place. He's not from Africa.
• 38:41
  El Guapo: Well, listen to me.
• 38:42
  Testecleese: I'm just busting your balls because people keep saying African, American and the
• 38:46
  El Guapo: Well, he struggled, talking to me in English.
• 38:50
  Brian McFadden: In Spanish.
• 38:50
  El Guapo: No, I thought he was like from Africa, like, Okay, cool. He's like, he's like, Do you speak Spanish like, yeah. So we started talking Spanish like. All right, cool whatever I'm gonna where you from? Oh, from Honduras. Okay, yeah. Forgot
• 39:04
  Testecleese: Remember, Spanish is the most commonly spoken language on the planet
• 39:08
  El Guapo: I know.
• 39:09
  Testecleese: No. Okay.
• 39:09
  El Guapo: No English, English.
• 39:11
  Brian McFadden: English, is
• 39:11
  Testecleese: Spanish is most commonly spoken. Language is a 1st language in a nation. My apologies
• 39:17
  El Guapo: No.
• 39:18
  Testecleese: More. People speak English because they want to be able to do business
• 39:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:22
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 39:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, but no, he spoke Spanish.
• 39:25
  El Guapo: Right? Let's
• 39:25
  Testecleese: Spanish.
• 39:26
  El Guapo: Huh!
• 39:27
  Testecleese: Let's be real who doesn't speak Spanish, at least well enough to get around and buy a beer, find a place to sleep, and
• 39:33
  Brian McFadden: Bedroom.
• 39:34
  Testecleese: Dumb.
• 39:35
  Brian McFadden: Don't do a style. Banyo
• 39:36
  Testecleese: There you go, saying, How do you get another beer? Brian
• 39:38
  Brian McFadden: O cervesis por favor.
• 39:40
  Brian McFadden: You just get this one. You always get 2
• 39:44
  Testecleese: You've been around the world.
• 39:45
  Testecleese: He just doesn't do it.
• 39:47
  Testecleese: Spanish will right
• 39:48
  El Guapo: And
• 39:50
  Brian McFadden: I used to know some curse sayings, too, but I don't
• 39:53
  Testecleese: Oh, I didn't.
• 39:54
  Testecleese: What the hell!
• 39:59
  Testecleese: But no, I remember we were in. I think we were in Turkey, and my buddy.
• 40:05
  Testecleese: I say, my buddy, he was in my division. He was like he just turned 19, like he said
• 40:09
  Brian McFadden: Told this story before
• 40:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I was negotiating with a hooker in Turkey, in Spanish
• 40:15
  Testecleese: for him to get a better price
• 40:19
  El Guapo: That's in your Spanish
• 40:21
  Testecleese: Pardon.
• 40:21
  El Guapo: How the Turkish, the turkey
• 40:24
  Brian McFadden: You probably wasn't from Turkey
• 40:25
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 40:26
  Testecleese: No, no, she was from Turkey. But what there is that it doesn't mean you don't know Spanish
• 40:31
  El Guapo: I don't know
• 40:32
  Testecleese: I live in Spain, Iceland.
• 40:34
  El Guapo: Turkey. I need to ask my neighbors.
• 40:36
  El Guapo: There's a language
• 40:38
  Brian McFadden: They got their own
• 40:39
  Testecleese: Arabic.
• 40:42
  Testecleese: But yeah, I think I got her down from Se. Tenta down to Secenta
• 40:46
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 40:48
  Testecleese: So you know, it's
• 40:50
  El Guapo: So that way you went up
• 40:52
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 40:52
  El Guapo: You went up
• 40:53
  Testecleese: No say Tenta is 7, I'd say
• 40:55
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah. Then you fix it. Okay.
• 40:58
  Brian McFadden: Well, I see here.
• 40:59
  Brian McFadden: I know. I know that people trying to get ahead of the Maha rules
• 41:05
  El Guapo: And
• 41:05
  Testecleese: Yes, West Virginia, just passed, finally officially signed off the Governor Morrissey signed off banning 7 artificial food dyes because it's potentially harmful to include tartrazine, also known as Yellow 5. And in case you're why Yellow 5, it's in mountain dew. Remember the jokes you used to like. Shrink your Dick, a lawyer's sperm count. Yeah.
• 41:27
  Testecleese: yeah, you know what yellow 5 actually is
• 41:31
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 41:32
  Testecleese: It's a byproduct sludge of purifying coal
• 41:36
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 41:37
  Brian McFadden: Sounds, delicious
• 41:38
  Testecleese: Using it to dye food like mountain dew.
• 41:41
  El Guapo: No.
• 41:43
  Testecleese: So they have 3 years until January 1, st 28.th
• 41:49
  Testecleese: Before this goes into effect. So Kellogg's and Pepsi and everyone else gets a chance to adjust our formula
• 41:56
  Brian McFadden: How long before Robert F. Kennedy.
• 41:59
  Brian McFadden: the New Health Human Services Secretary, makes it nationwide
• 42:04
  Testecleese: Well, I got a feeling he's gonna wait and see what happens in West Virginia first.st
• 42:08
  Testecleese: I can't wait too long. Trump's only office for 4 years.
• 42:11
  Testecleese: Exactly. Because if this is gonna take 3 years, that's a long time
• 42:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 42:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I mean, they got to start pushing. You know, this is how things change and change back and change and change back, you know, because they wait too long to initiate things and get them going, and then, you know, the next administration disagrees with it, switches it all back again. How many times in your lifetime have you seen that happen
• 42:34
  Testecleese: A lot. And well, that's why Kennedy has been working closely with Morrissey.
• 42:40
  Testecleese: and they're putting up the quote 4 pillars of healthy West Virginia, and they're going to change the food pyramid completely, to be something completely different
• 42:48
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, because Kennedy wants to change that too.
• 42:51
  Testecleese: Yes, and I am. Don't get me wrong. I love my mountain dew, and in particular the Baja blast
• 42:58
  Brian McFadden: I liked it when it was only in Taco Bell. But now it's everywhere, and it's just not the same
• 43:04
  Testecleese: I'm excited. I can buy it in cans at the gas station now, instead of going to Taco Bell.
• 43:08
  Brian McFadden: Well, I'd like me some taco bell, so
• 43:11
  Testecleese: Yeah. Taco Bell's an hour away. Dude.
• 43:13
  Testecleese: I love taco bell. It's a treat
• 43:16
  El Guapo: It's a 8
• 43:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's funny. The wife went out to pick up the mother-in-law from
• 43:25
  Brian McFadden: They brought you back. Taco bell
• 43:26
  Testecleese: Oh, no! At the airport the airports in Charleston. It's a 2 h drive
• 43:32
  El Guapo: God, the hell.
• 43:33
  Brian McFadden: I drive through Charleston all the time
• 43:35
  Testecleese: What pissed me off is that she took
• 43:38
  Testecleese: 5 and a half hours to come back home
• 43:41
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 43:42
  Testecleese: I had shit to do
• 43:46
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 43:47
  Testecleese: Alright! Where is it?
• 43:48
  El Guapo: Did you got a baby? Remember.
• 43:49
  Testecleese: That was the thing is, I had to. I had to sit there with the baby and not do the stuff I had to do, and you know oh, you're an asshole. No, this is something that we have like arranged in advance. That's why, typically Saturdays. I don't have much to do, because I sit down for like 3 h
• 44:06
  Brian McFadden: I think we did a lot better this week because I updated it and you updated it in the middle of the week. So it wasn't
• 44:11
  Testecleese: You blew it, updating it. You put like 7 articles that were already in there
• 44:16
  Brian McFadden: Oh, well, you'll get over it
• 44:18
  Testecleese: Well, I did, because I looked. I was like, Oh, this is where I should put it. Oh, it's already there.
• 44:24
  Testecleese: right? But yeah, exactly, but but it's still a matter of organizing and trying to make it flow like a conversation. You know what I mean.
• 44:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 44:31
  Testecleese: I know it sounds. Oh, it's not that much work, except we seem to keep bringing up exactly what needs to say. Besides, going to the next topic like Bayside High, and Zach Moore
• 44:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was weird.
• 44:44
  Brian McFadden: And now we're moving to court overreach
• 44:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, and border security in general.
• 44:51
  Brian McFadden: And we got this judge that is blocking the Trump Administration's effort to dismantle Elizabeth Warren's Brainchild.
• 45:01
  Brian McFadden: the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
• 45:04
  Testecleese: Okay, yeah, what fuck is that?
• 45:07
  Testecleese: And it's a
• 45:07
  Brian McFadden: Supposed to be a entity of the government that watches out for the little people
• 45:14
  Testecleese: So you're saying I'm too stupid to look out for myself.
• 45:17
  Brian McFadden: Yes, Elizabeth Warren. No, I don't say that, Elizabeth Warren said. It
• 45:21
  Testecleese: No, no, so that's what I'm saying is
• 45:22
  Brian McFadden: He was like the 1st head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
• 45:29
  Testecleese: Now, it's 1 thing with this. I mean, I understand. If you're trying to say no, this is against the law, because you're obviously taking advantage of people. For example, the food diet ban, you're putting poison in our food.
• 45:39
  Testecleese: And oh, you think it's poison? Well, fuck
• 45:42
  Testecleese: autism went up by what 900% in the last 20 years.
• 45:47
  Testecleese: Maybe this is attached to it I don't know. I don't know.
• 45:51
  Testecleese: Maybe it is. Let's let's fucking find out.
• 45:54
  Testecleese: But when you say consumer financial Protection Bureau, it makes it sound like you're saying I can't get a loan
• 46:01
  Brian McFadden: No, it's to protect the little guy from the big corporations, but in theory. But we all know that
• 46:08
  Testecleese: What does that mean? Though, like I'm I'm selling a product to a corporation, and they're not giving me enough money. Is the idea, or is this something else? I don't know.
• 46:18
  Testecleese: I think that's the problem
• 46:19
  Testecleese: is, they don't actually have what they actually do. They? They claim to do something. But what are they actually trying to do?
• 46:30
  Testecleese: Well, that wasn't a good argument, I guess.
• 46:32
  Brian McFadden: They are. Here's what the Federal Trade Commission's Bureau of Consumer Protection is designed to do. To stop on this is their mission statement
• 46:43
  Brian McFadden: to stop unfair, deceptive, and fraudulent business practices by collecting reports from consumers in conducting investigations, suing companies and people that break the law and then developing rules to maintain a fair marketplace, and educating consumers and businesses about their rights and responsibilities.
• 47:04
  Testecleese: Sounds like a lot of gobbledygook
• 47:06
  El Guapo: And that's why Doge is all about it, you know.
• 47:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, it sounds like that
• 47:11
  Brian McFadden: Dodge is trying to do
• 47:12
  Testecleese: Just right.
• 47:12
  Brian McFadden: You get out the gobbledy yoke
• 47:15
  Testecleese: It sounds like they're just trying to pay someone else to tell me I'm not dumb enough to make a decision when I engage in business.
• 47:23
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, I don't know if you know Virginia, West Virginia is dealing with A with the what they call it. The Uber laws is the the nickname for it, but it's it referring to like, you can't keep contracting people to like contracting them 3 times. You have to hire them as a per permanent employee.
• 47:41
  Testecleese: So what if I don't want to hire someone? I just want to buy like news articles. They wrote
• 47:45
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, they're trying to do. They're doing that in California and California is a lot of the people are moving out. I mean a lot of those
• 47:55
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 47:55
  Brian McFadden: Like Uber, and they're not even lift, aren't even operating in California that much anymore. That's why
• 48:00
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 48:01
  Brian McFadden: They're moving to the driverless car model
• 48:04
  Testecleese: Well, and the funny thing is, is, West Virginia is now a Maga state.
• 48:09
  Testecleese: but it's been run by Democrats for a very long time right? I don't know if people realize I mean Joe Manchin was a Senator. Robert Bird was a senator. You remember Robert Bird
• 48:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. The Grand Master of the Ku Klux Klan
• 48:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, that Joe Biden was gave the Euge at his funeral
• 48:27
  Testecleese: But but Tim Pool is actually going to be leaving West Virginia soon
• 48:31
  Testecleese: because of this, because he he's trying to buy news articles from people that are up in like DC.
• 48:37
  Testecleese: And West Virginia is like, no, you actually owe us like $30,000 in tax, because you hired this guy 6 times to do a specific job. It's like, no, I bought shit from them
• 48:47
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 48:48
  Testecleese: Like. No, no, you have to hire him as employees. I don't want them as an employee. They don't want to be my employee. Don't even live in the goddamn state
• 48:55
  Brian McFadden: Right. And West Virginia's argument now is like, Oh, we're trying to undo it. It's like, How about you? Stop enforcing it? Then?
• 49:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 49:02
  Testecleese: Like. Isn't that something the Governor should be able to do with his executive authorities?
• 49:06
  El Guapo: Sound like you don't got powers
• 49:08
  Brian McFadden: If it's a law, I know
• 49:10
  Testecleese: Bullshit bullshit. Donald. Trump. Yeah, Donald trump. Obama did, Daca. It's illegal to cross the border illegally, unless, of course, you're this age. Then we just won't. We won't do anything about it. You get to stay here forever.
• 49:24
  Testecleese: Defer
• 49:24
  Brian McFadden: Trump spent the last 6 years trying to get rid of the dreamer dreamers
• 49:29
  Testecleese: Oh, deferred action for child childhood arrivals deferred action. That means we will do something about it later. Right?
• 49:36
  Brian McFadden: We won't
• 49:37
  Testecleese: Well, that's what deferred means
• 49:38
  Brian McFadden: Well, I don't think that really means what it means.
• 49:44
  Testecleese: Enforce the law.
• 49:45
  Brian McFadden: The Democrats do not believe that
• 49:48
  Testecleese: Well, you see, and here's the thing is, the executive gets to decide how to execute the laws that the legislators legislate, and then the judicial branch gets to judge whether or not it was done judicially, almost as if the shit was written that way on purpose
• 50:05
  Brian McFadden: And now the judges won't lift the block on Trump's deportation of Venezuelans under the Alien Enemies Act
• 50:14
  Testecleese: Yeah. The the judge has no authority to do that.
• 50:18
  Testecleese: I don't understand how a circuit court judge in DC, what is what 600 Circuit Court judges, or something like that.
• 50:26
  Brian McFadden: No, is it? It's got to be District Court judge, as there's that many judges
• 50:30
  Testecleese: Whatever. So you tell me that all of these judges have more authority than the President. United States
• 50:35
  Brian McFadden: That's what they're hoping for. That's why some of the Congressmen and Senators
• 50:41
  Brian McFadden: are proposing legislature to limit a District Court judge should not be able to issue a nationwide injunction
• 50:51
  Testecleese: Should only apply to their district. Right? Yeah.
• 50:53
  Brian McFadden: Yes, which is very small, like Newport News. The district
• 50:58
  Brian McFadden: Hampton's a different district. You know. That kind of level
• 51:03
  Testecleese: It's funny you brought up Virginia, Newport News and Hampton, because didn't they just pick up the leader of Ms. 13 in Virginia
• 51:12
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they did.
• 51:14
  Testecleese: Good.
• 51:16
  Testecleese: I don't know if everyone realizes Ms 13 is a real big problem in Virginia. When I was working, you know, I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna steal man, this for you.
• 51:25
  Testecleese: I'm gonna say, when I was working at 7 11 in Virginia.
• 51:29
  Testecleese: the Ms 13 guys and you knew who they were, because they had a giant Ms. 13 tattoo on their neck.
• 51:34
  Brian McFadden: Okay, were the most polite motherfuckers there were coming into the gas station at 5 in the morning.
• 51:40
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 51:41
  El Guapo: But hey, let's not get. Let's not have any reason to give the cops to search our car. Kind of thing. You know what I mean.
• 51:46
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
• 51:49
  Testecleese: But doesn't mean they weren't skinning people alive and making them walk across hot sand right
• 51:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 51:56
  Testecleese: Which which, by the way, they've done, they've made videos of this.
• 52:00
  Testecleese: and they're sitting selling Fentanyl, I believe
• 52:05
  Brian McFadden: Everybody's selling Fentanyl
• 52:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. Jesus Christ! What a horrible drug!
• 52:12
  Testecleese: Well, I'm glad he's gone. I hope they get the rest of these assholes. Maybe. There
• 52:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I just talked about this Senator Grassley wants Congress to limit nationwide injunctions
• 52:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's why, yeah, they. That's why it's there. Jeez again, what like I like, I thought of how this conversation was gonna flow before I put it in order.
• 52:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, because exactly a judge shouldn't be deciding nationwide things unless he's the Supreme Court right? Right?
• 52:44
  Brian McFadden: Or I mean even Higher Circuit Court
• 52:47
  Brian McFadden: can. Probably they're better equipped to. They're more regional, you know.
• 52:52
  Testecleese: We can at least say, Hey, let's have a really good look at this 1st right
• 52:57
  Testecleese: Versus some guy in Newport News, Virginia
• 53:01
  Testecleese: going hold on! The President, United States has to stop bombing frigging Yemen. It's like, look at you, Buddy.
• 53:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:10
  Testecleese: I'm going to take a leap.
• 53:12
  Testecleese: And you know what I put this Mohammed thing in here because everyone's been talking about for so long. I don't give a shit
• 53:20
  Testecleese: about this guy being deported. I don't care what he was studying in school
• 53:24
  Brian McFadden: Well, this article is about that he was. He's he hid working for the UN. In his Residency paperwork. So
• 53:34
  El Guapo: This is the married a Us. Citizen?
• 53:40
  El Guapo: But he's not. He's not sitting
• 53:42
  Brian McFadden: Says green card
• 53:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, that can be revoked. Still.
• 53:47
  Brian McFadden: And that's what they're. That's what
• 53:50
  Brian McFadden: Secretary of State Rubio is in the process of trying to do
• 53:55
  El Guapo: So when they arrested this guy, you know, they moved him to New Orleans
• 54:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, they were ordered by a judge, probably a District court judge, to move them back
• 54:06
  El Guapo: Well when they they did that for a purpose, because when you ever get caught with a further cold.
• 54:12
  El Guapo: a Federal court, you had to go to the closest one to you.
• 54:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, they did. The administration didn't do that.
• 54:19
  El Guapo: The miniature
• 54:20
  Brian McFadden: They moved it, they moved him to a Federal court system that was more republican, friendly, other than the DC. Area
• 54:30
  El Guapo: Damn
• 54:30
  Brian McFadden: Because the Federal court system, DC. Is very different than the New Orleans Federal
• 54:35
  El Guapo: No, that. Yeah. That's why they move it to all the way to New Orleans.
• 54:39
  Brian McFadden: And then the judge said, you got to bring him back
• 54:41
  El Guapo: 2 o'clock.
• 54:42
  Brian McFadden: Those are no problem
• 54:45
  El Guapo: I don't know about that. I think they're gonna keep
• 54:48
  Testecleese: Guy, who was supporting Hamas
• 54:50
  Testecleese: Really.
• 54:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Married to a Us. Citizen
• 54:53
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 54:55
  Brian McFadden: Green card.
• 54:56
  Testecleese: Go ahead and read the laws concerning legal immigration. You can lose your status instantly for supporting even adversaries of the United States. Let
• 55:07
  Brian McFadden: Well, he was expecting it, you know. He was like, wait, call the lawyer, you know, almost like he want to be made an example of. To like to, you know, become more popular and more famous
• 55:19
  Testecleese: And this is this blows my mind. So many people are still supporting Hamas, and they have no idea what they're talking about. Like, you see all these people with their rainbow flags like quiz, for you know Palestine quiz for Hamas, and, like you do understand, they'll throw you off a rooftop
• 55:34
  Testecleese: for being gay.
• 55:37
  Testecleese: Guapa. You know this right
• 55:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're they're just dumb fucking college kids.
• 55:43
  Testecleese: Yes, they are.
• 55:44
  El Guapo: W
• 55:44
  Testecleese: Because you are
• 55:45
  El Guapo: Tell me.
• 55:45
  Testecleese: You're right
• 55:45
  El Guapo: Tell me you've been spending money for something. You're not gonna get value out of it.
• 55:49
  El Guapo: I'll go to college
• 55:51
  Testecleese: Shit you follow Charlie Kirk at all
• 55:53
  El Guapo: No.
• 55:54
  Testecleese: Okay, turning point. U.S.A,
• 55:56
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 55:57
  Testecleese: Okay. Charlie Kirk is the boss man. There
• 56:00
  Testecleese: And this is exactly what college is a scam. He's like, you know. You want to be a lawyer. You want to be a doctor. You want to be like a design skyscrapers. Engineer, you might need a Phd.
• 56:11
  Testecleese: yeah. But
• 56:13
  Testecleese: you don't need. You don't need. You might need college, but you don't need college to to be a welder to be a plumber.
• 56:21
  Testecleese: and you're gonna go, and you're gonna borrow all this money to go to college, and then you're gonna expect the American taxpayer to pay it off because you work at a fucking Starbucks
• 56:31
  Testecleese: bitch. You should have got the job of Starbucks 1st they would have paid for your worthless college education right
• 56:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, I'll join the military.
• 56:40
  El Guapo: Thank you.
• 56:40
  Testecleese: And Joe Biden got shut down twice by the Supreme Court on these.
• 56:46
  Testecleese: How much debt forgiveness right
• 56:49
  Brian McFadden: And he was the one that was everybody's talking about how Trump's resisting the court system, you know, and looking for ways to get around, and Biden was an expert at that.
• 56:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, Trump's looking to go way to get around it. Joe Biden just said, No, I don't care, and did it again.
• 57:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 57:07
  Testecleese: Blows my mind.
• 57:10
  Testecleese: All right.
• 57:12
  Testecleese: You see this fucking whack job in California, you know.
• 57:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, saying, we should deport Melania
• 57:20
  Brian McFadden: Good luck with
• 57:21
  Testecleese: She's an American citizen
• 57:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's a whack job
• 57:25
  Testecleese: Just like I keep hearing about. See? It's 1 thing to have status to stay in the country. It's nothing to be a citizen
• 57:32
  Testecleese: just like Elon Musk is a citizen right?
• 57:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I believe so.
• 57:39
  Testecleese: You can't just.
• 57:41
  Testecleese: And here's the problem is a lot of these folks, since they're
• 57:44
  Testecleese: think they were literally just rounding folks up with brown skin and kicking them up weren't born here.
• 57:51
  Testecleese: It's like, No, you came out and supported enemies of the United States, or you committed a crime
• 57:57
  Testecleese: because it's too much effort to go find you
• 58:00
  Testecleese: being here illegally. But hey, look at this. You jumped on the radar and made it a point. Tell me where you are.
• 58:08
  Testecleese: He's like these fucking morons lighting Tesla's on fire
• 58:13
  Testecleese: real right now. How does everyone not realize there's like 20 cameras in a Tesla
• 58:18
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 58:20
  Testecleese: But they're still doing it. And by the way, we're going to get into Tesla, we're going to make fun of the big protest today.
• 58:27
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 58:28
  Testecleese: Because nothing fucking happens
• 58:31
  Brian McFadden: I know you had this court that temporarily blocked trump from suspending the refugee resettlement program. That's because there's too much money wrapped up in this program there's actual companies and entities that their whole sole purpose in life to make money is by providing for the refugee resettlement program
• 58:53
  Testecleese: Now see, it's funny you say that because that dude Sean now is talking about
• 58:57
  Testecleese: where I saw what Governor Hot wheels he I made a joke about it. He made a big deal how he wants Greg Abbott to drink bleach because he resettled migrants
• 59:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he was trying to draw attention to a problem with the Border patrol and the current administration at the time that nobody was doing shit on the southern border
• 59:21
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, it's no big deal. Massachusetts, no big deal. Oh, my God, it's so easy. So he got together with Desantis in Florida. Yeah. And they sent, what was it like? 18 illegal migrants to Martha's vein, and they all rounded up like criminals
• 59:36
  Brian McFadden: Within minutes of landing
• 59:41
  Testecleese: And now we're saying you can't. Oh, my God! Now you're saying we can't stop the re.
• 59:48
  Testecleese: the moving, these people, the the resettlement program. But you guys call this guy a Nazi for doing
• 59:54
  Testecleese: exactly that. A couple of years ago
• 59:56
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 59:58
  Testecleese: And this is the whole. What the fuck is going on
• 1:00:01
  Testecleese: like does the average person who votes.
• 1:00:04
  Testecleese: you know I won't even I won't even ask a question. I'm just going to make a statement like I've said several times. They have the fucking memory of a goldfish
• 1:00:12
  Brian McFadden: That's right.
• 1:00:13
  Testecleese: When they go around that fishbowl they come around, they find that castle again, and it's brand new every time
• 1:00:18
  El Guapo: Must be nice.
• 1:00:20
  Testecleese: It must be nice dude.
• 1:00:22
  Testecleese: but the problem is, they're always offended instead of happy, like a goldfish, you know.
• 1:00:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Oh, that's the trouble.
• 1:00:31
  Testecleese: Well, apparently to get around. As we said, trump likes to try to get around stuff. Apparently they're going to use the State Secrets act
• 1:00:40
  Testecleese: for these deportations, saying, Yeah, you know what? It's none of your business. Why, we're doing this right, fucking national security
• 1:00:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:00:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:52
  Testecleese: These are all laws that are on the books
• 1:00:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:00:56
  Testecleese: If you don't like them, change them. Instead of saying, No, we're not going to do it.
• 1:00:59
  Testecleese: because only the people that execute the laws get to decide whether or not to execute the laws from the President down to the actual police officers who have discretion on whether or not to make an arrest right
• 1:01:12
  Brian McFadden: Then you
• 1:01:12
  Testecleese: Not the court
• 1:01:14
  Brian McFadden: And you see here, where the lawsuit over the trump's admin use of signal
• 1:01:21
  Brian McFadden: has been randomly assigned to Judge Boseberg.
• 1:01:25
  Testecleese: It was his 4th or 5th case involved with trump. The same guy keeps getting involved in
• 1:01:31
  Brian McFadden: Very random, I guarantee. Yeah, not
• 1:01:34
  Testecleese: Jeez. This sounds illegal, but there's a whole reason why it's supposed to be random right
• 1:01:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:40
  Testecleese: So this doesn't happen.
• 1:01:42
  Testecleese: But here's the thing about this meta. Yeah, I say, Meta signal. I keep wanting to say periscope
• 1:01:48
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:01:50
  Testecleese: This signal thing. And you know what I'm talking about. The yeah, it's like
• 1:01:54
  Brian McFadden: It's supposed
• 1:01:55
  Brian McFadden: to be like a end to end encryption. You know the government doesn't have a way into it, but on the no agenda show. They swear up and down the signal has got a backdoor in it, for the Government, just like a lot of these places. Do
• 1:02:11
  Testecleese: What the fuck difference does it make if the government does or not? Because the government was using it
• 1:02:16
  Testecleese: right
• 1:02:17
  Testecleese: My my point is
• 1:02:21
  Brian McFadden: I've looked over what was said, and there was no real details included in it.
• 1:02:28
  Testecleese: No, and it was, I genuinely think this was not an accident when they accidentally included Jeffrey Goldberg.
• 1:02:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, I think it's this is why I posted a code mandrake's gonna do what Mandrick does look, what's going on?
• 1:02:42
  El Guapo: What
• 1:02:43
  Testecleese: No, no, go ahead. I'm surprised you term mandrake
• 1:02:46
  El Guapo: Oh, the mandrake, the magician
• 1:02:48
  Testecleese: I see. I pictured the mythical beast
• 1:02:51
  El Guapo: Oh, no! Mandrick's a magician.
• 1:02:52
  Testecleese: And
• 1:02:53
  El Guapo: From the the anyways defenders of the year. I don't know if you ever watched
• 1:02:57
  Brian McFadden: And he and Goldberg proved that they're not classified documents because he was
• 1:03:02
  Testecleese: Sharing it
• 1:03:03
  Brian McFadden: Wasn't afraid to publish it in the Atlantic.
• 1:03:07
  Brian McFadden: Well, you know, if it was really classified information, then he should have the FBI knocking on his door for violating state secrets, and being arrested
• 1:03:18
  Testecleese: Yes, and here's the thing, though, is
• 1:03:20
  Testecleese: like you said you read it.
• 1:03:23
  Testecleese: It wasn't. Here's what's gonna happen at what time, and
• 1:03:27
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:03:28
  Testecleese: I always. It was a couple hours before the actual attack, and it was released as a back and forth conversation about why. And I'm gonna tell you why I think this was on purpose put out to this guy because they knew he was going to blow it up. This is an intentional leak. Because
• 1:03:42
  Testecleese: Trump more than once has said we shouldn't be bombing Yemen.
• 1:03:46
  Testecleese: he went on. Tim Pool show actually, and said that yeah.
• 1:03:49
  Brian McFadden: That was before the Houthis took over the shipping lanes
• 1:03:53
  Testecleese: Yes, before everything changed. So they had to go in there and explain why and going. Well, fuck, Europe ain't gonna do shit about it, and I'm pretty sure Heg says, Yeah, I'm sick and tired of bailing out Europe. But who else is going to do it?
• 1:04:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:04:05
  Testecleese: Like they, because if they did a press conference and said all this shit wouldn't have been covered, and then what did get covered would have been like, oh, that full of shit versus oops! We found some secret leaked shit.
• 1:04:18
  Testecleese: That explains why they did all this stuff that no secrets were released. And let's be real. You think they had a conversation about this bombing 2 h before, or did this happen 5 days before?
• 1:04:31
  Testecleese: And do you notice there's no shorthand
• 1:04:34
  Brian McFadden: No not anything.
• 1:04:35
  Testecleese: Was written in proper English.
• 1:04:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's not normal.
• 1:04:38
  Testecleese: Yeah for texting.
• 1:04:41
  Testecleese: And you can say, Oh, it's the government. Yeah, okay, you're telling me, government officials aren't humans, too, especially this stupid trump administration. Right?
• 1:04:51
  El Guapo: Nice
• 1:04:52
  Testecleese: I think this is completely on purpose to dump all this information out there as to why they were doing it.
• 1:04:57
  Testecleese: And my support of this argument is that trump said, no, no one's getting fired
• 1:05:04
  Testecleese: Because if there's genuinely mistake, what's his name? There walls
• 1:05:09
  El Guapo: Should have been far.
• 1:05:10
  Testecleese: Would have lost his job already. Right
• 1:05:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:05:13
  Testecleese: So I think this was intentionally put out there so that the media could put it out there as if we found something that wasn't there.
• 1:05:20
  Testecleese: and oh, we got the inside scoop. But you just made the Trump Administration look good for seriously considering why they're doing it and have a good reason to do it.
• 1:05:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:05:30
  Testecleese: Speaking of. You know that Truman was in a battle for like 3 h today, with the Houthis
• 1:05:35
  Brian McFadden: Sounds good, hey? I thought it was a few days ago.
• 1:05:38
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure it happened again. Maybe I'm wrong. It's entirely
• 1:05:41
  Brian McFadden: They were saying what the navy said, that the drones didn't even get close to the ship, so
• 1:05:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:05:48
  Testecleese: I don't understand how we're even.
• 1:05:51
  Testecleese: I don't understand how anyone's attacking United States aircraft carrier. Honestly
• 1:05:56
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:05:56
  Testecleese: Oh, that's not
• 1:05:57
  Brian McFadden: Get through the battle. They gotta get through the Ddgs and the cruisers.
• 1:06:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and the submarines. Exactly. It's 1 thing. If you're a Russian showing up with an armada right
• 1:06:09
  Testecleese: But, like you, road
• 1:06:10
  Testecleese: launch missiles from a shore base, and the cruisers didn't shoot all that shit down and then fire back first.st You know.
• 1:06:18
  Testecleese: Bullshit.
• 1:06:20
  Testecleese: I don't understand what's happening here. And trump at least did something, because Biden just turned his back every time this shit happened. When they sank American merchant vessels
• 1:06:29
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 1:06:30
  Brian McFadden: There it is!
• 1:06:33
  Testecleese: So.
• 1:06:34
  Testecleese: And again. It's just a matter of paying attention, isn't it?
• 1:06:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:06:38
  Testecleese: And let's be real. Brian. Okay, you all 3 of us read the news right
• 1:06:43
  Brian McFadden: Right?
• 1:06:45
  Brian McFadden: Most people dowels
• 1:06:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. And that's the thing is
• 1:06:48
  Brian McFadden: They see the highlights on the
• 1:06:51
  Testecleese: Headline on the Facebook in X
• 1:06:54
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:06:54
  Testecleese: Oh, by the way, I
• 1:06:56
  Testecleese: sean Guy, I said something about I saw an X and he goes oh, you mean Twitter, I was like, did you? Just dead? Name XI was
• 1:07:05
  Testecleese: bigot.
• 1:07:09
  Testecleese: and I wish Claire had seen that, because do you remember when Claire accused me of dead naming her on this show
• 1:07:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:07:15
  Testecleese: And I was like, I swear I didn't. But even if I did, I'm sorry I knew you was that person first, st you know.
• 1:07:23
  Testecleese: Do love Claire. I love our dirty training all right. So, Brian.
• 1:07:31
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 1:07:31
  Brian McFadden: I don't understand what's going on here. I've seen, but I've seen articles where they're where they're they're missing. They're dead, and they're alive again. So I'm like, I just put it in there. We've got. We're training soldiers over in Lithuania, and that's really all I know. They're missing.
• 1:07:49
  Testecleese: Okay, not just Lithuania, the Border, Belarus and Russia.
• 1:07:55
  Testecleese: And 1st 1st thing I read was, they were found dead.
• 1:08:00
  Testecleese: and they made it sound like these 4 army soldiers.
• 1:08:04
  Testecleese: We're in some kind of like anti-tank vehicle training
• 1:08:08
  Testecleese: got stuck in like a swamp or a marsh, and sank and couldn't get out in time to drown
• 1:08:14
  Brian McFadden: But then the army came back, and their NATO came back and said, no, they're not confirmed dead yet.
• 1:08:20
  Testecleese: So why, if you're gonna say confirmed dead, this is how they died. That means that. What do you not have bodies
• 1:08:28
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. It's very confusing. They reverted back to the missing statement after the dead statement came out
• 1:08:35
  Testecleese: Yes, after the so I mean shit. Did they defect?
• 1:08:42
  Testecleese: I don't know. I don't know what's going on, but apparently there's at least 4 missing soldiers in Lithuania, on the Belarusian and Russian border
• 1:08:52
  Brian McFadden: NATO is a Lithuania is a NATO country.
• 1:08:57
  Testecleese: Yes, but people don't understand that what Belarus is either
• 1:09:01
  Brian McFadden: It's a it's a of
• 1:09:04
  Testecleese: Russian ally.
• 1:09:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, may as well Russia
• 1:09:07
  Brian McFadden: I was looking. I was looking for a different term. But yeah, that's basically what they are. Yep.
• 1:09:12
  Testecleese: Woman, Belarus Belorussia! Come on oh, Whiscoapo! When I need him with a Spanish.
• 1:09:22
  Testecleese: Actually, I think Bella is Italian. Anyway, that means pretty.
• 1:09:28
  Testecleese: I think I don't speak Italian at all.
• 1:09:31
  Brian McFadden: So when did North Korea get nuclear weapons
• 1:09:34
  Testecleese: 10 years ago.
• 1:09:36
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:09:38
  Brian McFadden: Apparently they're threatening us with overwhelming response. According to Newsweek, who doesn't even publish an actual hard copy of their store of their magazine anymore.
• 1:09:48
  Testecleese: I know you know what I
• 1:09:50
  Brian McFadden: How is this even relevant anymore? Newsweek
• 1:09:53
  Testecleese: Okay. Well, 1st of all, I just want to bring up Newsweek. Newsweek used to be a very, very reliable source, right?
• 1:10:00
  Brian McFadden: Did. I used to have a subscription to it while I was in the navy.
• 1:10:03
  Testecleese: So it was a requirement in me in high school to have a subscription in a certain class I took because we wrote articles on Newsweek articles like
• 1:10:11
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:10:11
  Testecleese: Wrote papers on it
• 1:10:16
  Testecleese: But North Korea has the atom bomb.
• 1:10:19
  Testecleese: but they're not making a hundred kiloton bombs, and they do not have Icbms. They got to drop the shit out of an aircraft like we did in World War 2
• 1:10:28
  Brian McFadden: That's not very reliable.
• 1:10:30
  Testecleese: 1942 was that Jesus Christ? 43. We dropped the bomb
• 1:10:36
  Brian McFadden: I wasn't alive then. I don't know
• 1:10:37
  Testecleese: 5,
• 1:10:38
  Brian McFadden: I wasn't alive
• 1:10:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, 43. I think they attacked us either way.
• 1:10:42
  Brian McFadden: 41. It was 41. They attacked us
• 1:10:46
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:10:46
  Brian McFadden: Pearl Harbor was December 7, th 1941
• 1:10:51
  Testecleese: There you go. So a couple years later, we nuked them. It was 80 years ago.
• 1:10:58
  Testecleese: These guys have 80 year old technology saying, we're coming with overwhelming force. It's like
• 1:11:04
  Testecleese: you're dropping your bomb out of an aircraft that we can see. Take off from the ground ours come out of submarines a half mile from your shore. You know
• 1:11:15
  Testecleese: I challenge North Korea to actually do something for real.
• 1:11:22
  Testecleese: I mean, they tried to get involved with Russia in Ukraine. Look how that went right
• 1:11:27
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:11:28
  Testecleese: More of them ate their own gun than getting killed by the enemy.
• 1:11:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:11:37
  Testecleese: They need to stop the rape saber rat when no one cares. Motherfucker. All right.
• 1:11:42
  Testecleese: You give me.
• 1:11:44
  Testecleese: You give me the the currency of an entire country of people and knowing not even scientists. Just me. And I can. Fucking split the atom. Okay.
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: might take me 10 years, but it took North Korea 80 years to do it.
• 1:12:00
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:12:02
  Testecleese: They got shit weapons. They got shit technology. They have no idea what's going on. That's why everyone's in poverty, and they're all trying to run out of North Korea, and they get executed for trying to leave.
• 1:12:15
  Testecleese: And let's be real. Why hasn't the rest of the world stepped in and done something about this yet
• 1:12:20
  Brian McFadden: Bro.
• 1:12:21
  Testecleese: Is it China?
• 1:12:22
  Testecleese: Because I don't think China is going to do shit to stop the United States from moving into North Korea? Honestly, not
• 1:12:28
  Brian McFadden: China would love it if we were distracted by North Korea.
• 1:12:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, cause they could take over the auto industry again, or something
• 1:12:36
  Brian McFadden: They could take over Taiwan
• 1:12:38
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:12:40
  Testecleese: There you go! The the microchips
• 1:12:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's why Trump's bringing Chips back to the States
• 1:12:48
  Testecleese: Like. It's a good idea.
• 1:12:50
  Testecleese: So Zelensky's back in the news, because apparently it looks like he issued an ultimatum to trump about this mineral deal that trump wants
• 1:13:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, we talked about this on a previous episode that I heard that they've already agreed to a minerals agreement with the EU
• 1:13:10
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:13:12
  Testecleese: So, okay, okay, fine. Fine. What? The European Union, far
• 1:13:17
  Brian McFadden: Thursday.
• 1:13:19
  Testecleese: Why is it our problem? Honestly, they're not data
• 1:13:22
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:13:23
  Testecleese: They're not a Us. Ally. They were actually set up to be a borderland. Ukraine literally translates to borderlands
• 1:13:31
  Testecleese: supposed to be a gap between what was the Soviet Union now? Russia and Europe?
• 1:13:38
  Testecleese: I don't see the problem with the United States saying, fine fuck you then, right
• 1:13:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:13:45
  Testecleese: But now, Zelensky is saying, he expects a serious response from the United States and the rest of Europe because of these drone attacks coming at him
• 1:13:54
  Brian McFadden: Nope
• 1:13:54
  Brian McFadden: thought the war well, I mean the only reason this war has lasted as long as it has, because of us support from the Biden Administration
• 1:14:03
  Testecleese: Obviously dude, and you know anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand how much money we have given more money, Ukraine, in weaponry for this war than France, France's Gdp
• 1:14:15
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:14:15
  Testecleese: I'm not kidding you when I say that we have sent more money and weapons to Ukraine than France makes in a year.
• 1:14:23
  Testecleese: and France is going to give us a hard time.
• 1:14:26
  Testecleese: Fuck you! Where are you, Froggy?
• 1:14:28
  Testecleese: He's waving a white flag.
• 1:14:32
  Testecleese: Sorry. Let me talk trash about the French, you know, if it wasn't for the French we wouldn't have our independence. Let's be real. We all know that right.
• 1:14:40
  Testecleese: Wouldn't have French fries
• 1:14:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:43
  Testecleese: I don't know about that. Americans love to fry shit. We eventually would have fried potatoes, and you know it.
• 1:14:50
  Testecleese: and you know, like
• 1:14:51
  Brian McFadden: Could have been called freedom prize.
• 1:14:53
  Testecleese: Well, I keep hearing how like fried chicken is racist to say black folk like fried chicken is racist, but to say fried chicken is a black thing is
• 1:15:01
  Brian McFadden: It's not
• 1:15:02
  Testecleese: Because that's the one like
• 1:15:03
  Brian McFadden: Everyone loves fried chicken.
• 1:15:06
  Testecleese: Everyone.
• 1:15:10
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:15:12
  Testecleese: oh, sorry I just. I'm I get so upset about what's going on in Ukraine because it's so much money
• 1:15:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:15:20
  Testecleese: Then people compare to Israel.
• 1:15:22
  Testecleese: I'm like, we've given more money to Ukraine in the last 3 years than we've given to Israel since they've existed.
• 1:15:28
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:15:30
  Testecleese: And that means nothing to people. We're not fighting Israel's war for them. We're not funding their war. We've given the same amount of money we've always given them.
• 1:15:38
  Testecleese: and you know what I still think. It's time for them to get off the T.
• 1:15:44
  Testecleese: You know. No, if you can't walk at this point.
• 1:15:48
  Testecleese: I'm not going to be a crutch anymore.
• 1:15:51
  Testecleese: I say the same thing. What, Ukraine?
• 1:15:54
  Testecleese: It's none of our goddamn business. Now don't get me wrong. Russia shouldn't be taking over Ukraine, but I don't think it's our fight
• 1:16:03
  Testecleese: just like I don't think Hamas Palestine Gaza, whatever you want to call it.
• 1:16:07
  Brian McFadden: The only reason people would say it's our fight is because a previous administration promised security if they got rid of their nukes
• 1:16:15
  Testecleese: So you're telling me. My grandfather made a promise, and I have to keep it
• 1:16:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, we did. We've already that same administration already broke the promise, though
• 1:16:27
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 1:16:29
  Testecleese: So I and okay, yeah, they they denuclearized
• 1:16:34
  Testecleese: big mistake. I'm gonna be honest with that one.
• 1:16:38
  Testecleese: Well, excuse me, what? What if they had nukes, you know? Then they talk about buying a nuke from France
• 1:16:45
  Testecleese: What are they going to do with it?
• 1:16:48
  Testecleese: You really want to watch them launch a nuke at Russia right now.
• 1:16:52
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:16:53
  Testecleese: That's go
• 1:16:55
  Brian McFadden: That's World War 3 right there.
• 1:16:58
  Testecleese: If if Ukraine nukes Russia and Russia nukes them back, I hope the United States puts their thumb up their ass and says, none of my business.
• 1:17:09
  Testecleese: so I don't know if everyone understands it. The United States has more nukes, but Russia has bigger nukes.
• 1:17:15
  Testecleese: Do people understand that
• 1:17:17
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
• 1:17:18
  Testecleese: Like they could drop like 5 bombs and detonate them in the stratosphere above the United States and poison all of us.
• 1:17:27
  Testecleese: They don't even have to kill us with the explosion. They'll poison us with nuclear radiation, and we'll all die slowly. A horrible, painful death as our skin falls off.
• 1:17:40
  Testecleese: But this is shit people don't think about, because you know my butt hurts
• 1:17:45
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:17:45
  Testecleese: Spit on it instead of take your dick out of my butt.
• 1:17:51
  Brian McFadden: And then there's Tesla
• 1:17:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, the pro the big day of protest, whatever they called it.
• 1:17:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:59
  Testecleese: It was today.
• 1:18:01
  Testecleese: Did you hear anything about it on the news
• 1:18:04
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:18:05
  Testecleese: I actually looked this up.
• 1:18:08
  Testecleese: Hundreds of people protested
• 1:18:11
  Brian McFadden: 100
• 1:18:11
  Testecleese: Hundreds, hundreds, nation sorry, not nationwide, worldwide. At every Tesla dealership there were hundreds of them
• 1:18:20
  El Guapo: So.
• 1:18:20
  Brian McFadden: Very many people.
• 1:18:21
  El Guapo: What does that mean? Like 5 people put Tesla
• 1:18:24
  Testecleese: That's what about? Yes.
• 1:18:28
  El Guapo: Oh, okay, I just wanna make sure I got I got my Mac correctly, you know.
• 1:18:33
  Testecleese: And it. Oh, my God! And again it comes back to these idiots like Ian Tesla's.
• 1:18:39
  Testecleese: and you're like dude by now. Have you seen these guys getting busted on the cameras
• 1:18:45
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:18:45
  Testecleese: And and why are you dumbing up?
• 1:18:49
  Testecleese: These folks are not following the news. They heard hate this guy so they do it, you know.
• 1:18:55
  El Guapo: Well, let me ask you this, are you?
• 1:18:59
  El Guapo: Are Liberals well known, for, like being informed of what's going on
• 1:19:04
  Testecleese: Not even necessarily, not
• 1:19:05
  Brian McFadden: They get all their information from Msnbc
• 1:19:09
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 1:19:10
  El Guapo: Are they gonna publish there like, Hey, they got cameras on it
• 1:19:13
  Testecleese: No, but even so well, no. But you still see it all over Facebook, right?
• 1:19:17
  El Guapo: They're not going to follow the people. We followed
• 1:19:20
  Testecleese: Well, even so.
• 1:19:23
  Testecleese: I hate John so I should like Bob's car on fire.
• 1:19:28
  El Guapo: You see that. But did you see him getting arrested like few days, later? No.
• 1:19:33
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. When the guy busted him. Say, Hey, you the guy who keep that Tesla? I said, what it's like. No, no dude. You wear the same jacket he's.
• 1:19:43
  Testecleese: you know. It's like 20 cameras in that car.
• 1:19:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:19:47
  Testecleese: Did you see the guy who built his own? Do it yourself? 4 wheeler and smashed into a Cybertruck
• 1:19:52
  El Guapo: Oh, I saw. Yeah, the I'll be heavy. Setter, heavy set. Guy.
• 1:19:56
  Testecleese: Every set that was morbidly obese. That Dude had a d cup, and you know it
• 1:20:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, he was diabetes. Type of negative. 400
• 1:20:05
  Testecleese: He's been arrested
• 1:20:06
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:20:08
  Testecleese: It just again. It just blows my mind that like you're gonna wipe your your neighbor's car on fire. And no, no. I went to the Tesla dealership. Yeah, you mean I wanted to get the maintenance done on his car
• 1:20:21
  Testecleese: right? And and you oh, it hurts, Elon. How does Elon already sold the fucking car right
• 1:20:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, that do they?
• 1:20:32
  El Guapo: Do these people not know full fucking logic, thinking
• 1:20:37
  Testecleese: They don't think in advance, just like these guys in
• 1:20:39
  El Guapo: No, logically, like, okay, like anything. Logically.
• 1:20:44
  El Guapo: they don't understand how human behavior is.
• 1:20:47
  El Guapo: you know, like they like to fucking. Do
• 1:20:49
  Testecleese: How money moves.
• 1:20:51
  El Guapo: How money moves, how human behavior, you know, like, oh, everybody's everybody's gonna be Kubba. Yeah, no, this conflict in interest, you know, people they're not gonna be Kubaya all the time, you know.
• 1:21:04
  Testecleese: You're gonna attack my car because you don't like someone else.
• 1:21:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:21:08
  Testecleese: Of course you're lucky if you don't catch a chest load or double odd, buck, you know.
• 1:21:13
  Testecleese: and or just like these these crazy nut jobs at the liquor stores in Canada.
• 1:21:18
  Testecleese: grabbed all the American liquor and poured it out. I was like you already, bought it
• 1:21:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's way you, the liquor store already bought it
• 1:21:27
  Testecleese: He's like, what are you doing pouring it out now? You just lost money, you know, and it oh.
• 1:21:35
  Testecleese: it's because people are dumb.
• 1:21:37
  Testecleese: Nobody think no one can see beyond the hood of their car. They can't see beyond their nose. None of these guys play chess
• 1:21:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, this New York Senator's got it all figured out. He's gonna he's introducing a bill that will ban in-person Tesla sales shutting down their dealerships
• 1:21:54
  Testecleese: How is that out against the law
• 1:21:56
  El Guapo: Okay, constitutionally.
• 1:21:58
  Brian McFadden: Tesla didn't want dealerships at first, st
• 1:22:01
  Testecleese: No, actually, you're right. They didn't at first, st but it was the best way to sell cars. So they finally gave in. But, like
• 1:22:08
  Testecleese: New York's. Gonna say, you can't sell your car here. Why? Because I don't like you. I'm pretty sure that's against the law.
• 1:22:15
  Brian McFadden: Think so.
• 1:22:18
  El Guapo: Fucking.
• 1:22:18
  Testecleese: Let me bring up a better argument, a better argument that these that matches this one here.
• 1:22:27
  Testecleese: if I can change gender right? Because I decide I'm a woman. Now
• 1:22:34
  Testecleese: that means that gender is no longer immutable, correct
• 1:22:39
  Brian McFadden: Correct.
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: If I could change it. It's not immutable. Therefore it does not apply. Underneath the Civil Rights Act of 1964
• 1:22:47
  Brian McFadden: Which means I can, in fact, discriminate, based upon gender
• 1:22:52
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:22:54
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:22:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:22:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:22:57
  Testecleese: So let's let's take a step back and have a look. Let's play chess, chess if you're good. You see, 5 moves in advance
• 1:23:07
  Testecleese: right
• 1:23:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:23:08
  Testecleese: If I do this, they're gonna do this, this or this. And then I'm gonna react this way. Yeah, these guys going light it on fire. It's like.
• 1:23:16
  Testecleese: Well, how's that going to help your cause? I don't care. I'm angry. It's like, Oh, fuck! I'm angry. Can I just light your car on fire.
• 1:23:25
  Testecleese: And these are the same guys that called you Nazis for not having electric cars. 8 years ago
• 1:23:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:23:32
  Testecleese: And now they're by the way, who carves? Who who paints swastikas on things, who carves swastikas and things historically.
• 1:23:39
  Testecleese: Nazis. So you showed me. You carve a swastika in my car. You're the fucking Nazi telling the Jew to go away
• 1:23:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's like, this is my property. Now, this is where we are
• 1:23:50
  Brian McFadden: Makes no sense.
• 1:23:53
  El Guapo: Like, I say, do they know for how logical thinking behind their actions
• 1:23:59
  Testecleese: Same thing I'm saying they can't think of move in advance.
• 1:24:05
  Testecleese: For example, I saw a bear in my yard a couple days ago. Right.
• 1:24:08
  Testecleese: Oh, shit!
• 1:24:09
  Testecleese: It's bear season already. Oh, well, not hunting season, but like the bears are awake, they're coming out of hibernation. So I went into my bedroom. I took out my shotgun. I hung up over my fireplace with 6 rounds
• 1:24:23
  Testecleese: I can. I can load it plus brief load around
• 1:24:27
  El Guapo: Just in case
• 1:24:29
  Testecleese: But these folks are the fucking bear.
• 1:24:33
  Testecleese: He goes. I'm hungry and wants to eat my dog.
• 1:24:36
  Testecleese: This is hungry.
• 1:24:38
  Testecleese: The thing is, I got a load of double odd buck waiting for him.
• 1:24:43
  Testecleese: and I don't know if you don't know what that means, but that
• 1:24:46
  Testecleese: I got 2 and a half, 2 and a quarter, 2 and a quarter, I think 2 and a quarter inch
• 1:24:51
  Testecleese: rounds. They hold 9
• 1:24:54
  Testecleese: 9 lead ball bearings. That's like getting shot 9 times by the cop with one trigger pull!
• 1:25:05
  Testecleese: Do you want to be the asshole standing in front of that
• 1:25:07
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:25:08
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:25:08
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:25:10
  Brian McFadden: L. To the No.
• 1:25:13
  Testecleese: At least. Oh, it brings makes me think of the Mccloskeys. Remember them
• 1:25:19
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:25:21
  Brian McFadden: Joy.
• 1:25:22
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:25:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, stood there in their front yard. After after these assholes tore down the gates their gated community, these guys stood in the front yard with guns, with no firing pins. How crazy are you to make a threat? Saying back off with a gun that doesn't work.
• 1:25:40
  Testecleese: They didn't know that they didn't know that
• 1:25:42
  Testecleese: they were lawyers. They had the
• 1:25:44
  El Guapo: No, no, the the people, the kids.
• 1:25:47
  Testecleese: No, you're right. They didn't. But they're also stupid kids that might be dumb, anyway. Now you encourage these idiots, and you have a weapon that doesn't work
• 1:25:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, they could go bam, bam, bam, bam.
• 1:26:03
  Testecleese: Dear God! I hope I never, ever have to point my weapon at a human, and fire
• 1:26:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:26:08
  Testecleese: You better believe that's going to happen before you get to my children.
• 1:26:13
  Brian McFadden: Did you see some of these contracts that the
• 1:26:17
  Brian McFadden: they're getting rid of for the Federal Government, like the Department of Agriculture? 300,000 grant that was going to educate on food justice for queer and trans families. Farmers in San Francisco
• 1:26:30
  Testecleese: I'm I'm curious. What different diet does a queer or transgender person need than I do?
• 1:26:38
  Brian McFadden: Well, there's had the same contract in New York. I would think that we would eat the same shit
• 1:26:44
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:26:45
  Testecleese: Wish we had queer for this one, because maybe queer has a special diet. I don't know
• 1:26:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And then we got the $600,000 contract out of Louisiana that was going to study menstrual cycles of transgender men
• 1:27:02
  El Guapo: Could save you a lot of money.
• 1:27:04
  El Guapo: Just give me a minute money. I can save you a lot of time. Just give
• 1:27:07
  Brian McFadden: We might need to get into this gravy train
• 1:27:10
  El Guapo: Yeah nonexistent.
• 1:27:12
  Testecleese: That's the thing. Had I known we could have got paid for doing literally nothing, and then, coming back 5 years later, give us a half 1 billion dollars 5 years later. Come back. Nope, men don't menstruate
• 1:27:23
  Brian McFadden: Transgender men? Do not menstruate
• 1:27:27
  Testecleese: How? How did I miss this gravy train? Dude
• 1:27:30
  Brian McFadden: I know.
• 1:27:34
  Testecleese: My God! The government team is so huge I never thought to suckle from it, you know.
• 1:27:40
  Testecleese: I say.
• 1:27:40
  Brian McFadden: And then here's the 2 million dollar contract that was going to Stacy Abrams, Ngo
• 1:27:48
  Testecleese: Okay, Stacey Abrams the name I kept forgetting. She's the one who still
• 1:27:52
  Brian McFadden: She's the unelected governor of
• 1:27:55
  El Guapo: Georgia.
• 1:27:56
  Brian McFadden: Georgia.
• 1:27:57
  Testecleese: She's still claiming that she won that election which I thought Democrats
• 1:28:01
  El Guapo: I think, after the second beating, she already dropped the fucking
• 1:28:05
  Testecleese: Whatever we gave her. What 2 billion dollars for some garbage that
• 1:28:08
  Brian McFadden: Well, they gave her a hundred dollars in 2023, and then 2 billion. The next year
• 1:28:13
  Testecleese: Oh, my!
• 1:28:14
  Brian McFadden: She was doing such a good job
• 1:28:16
  Testecleese: Hold on a hundred dollars to 2 billion
• 1:28:19
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:28:20
  Testecleese: Do you tell me it was a 20,000 times more amount of money
• 1:28:28
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like that
• 1:28:30
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, Ryan. What's going with the stupid, fucking name for something stupid? No, let's put Claire's face on it
• 1:28:38
  Testecleese: not, and no, what we get to retire is billionaires
• 1:28:42
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:28:43
  Testecleese: Because we said, Nope, Claire, doesn't menstruate.
• 1:28:49
  Testecleese: How do you know that? Because Claire has a penis
• 1:28:54
  El Guapo: We ask her every morning. You menstruate today. Nope.
• 1:28:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:28:59
  El Guapo: Every morning. Yeah. Okay.
• 1:29:01
  El Guapo: After 2 years following them
• 1:29:04
  Testecleese: And you know what. I don't even feel bad saying this because Claire is a is more conservative than you, Brian. You
• 1:29:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, I know that
• 1:29:12
  Testecleese: And you're more conservative than I.
• 1:29:18
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:29:19
  Brian McFadden: I'm using
• 1:29:19
  Testecleese: The main thing
• 1:29:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29:22
  Testecleese: Care anymore.
• 1:29:23
  El Guapo: About? What
• 1:29:24
  Testecleese: May. What's going on with me
• 1:29:26
  Brian McFadden: Trying to make an example of Maine for not following through on the
• 1:29:30
  Testecleese: Well.
• 1:29:31
  Brian McFadden: The I stuff the transgender stuff
• 1:29:34
  Testecleese: All good.
• 1:29:35
  El Guapo: They filled it.
• 1:29:36
  Testecleese: Today they officially folded, and they're going to give in to Trump's demands. This is after this is after they already shut down that fucking DOE and not giving them money, anyway.
• 1:29:48
  El Guapo: Damn! Oh, fuck it
• 1:29:49
  Brian McFadden: Well, I don't understand why America's Top Ivy League schools
• 1:29:55
  Brian McFadden: received 6,006.4 billion dollars in Federal funding in 2324. Some of these schools have endowments that are in the billions
• 1:30:05
  Testecleese: Yes, they don't need Federal funding.
• 1:30:07
  Testecleese: The wealthiest people in the country are still donating to these Ivy League schools because they where they got their education. I wouldn't be this wealthy had it not been for, like Harvard or Yale or Stanford.
• 1:30:20
  Testecleese: So literal billions are being fed into these schools, which is nuts because they're still charging tuition
• 1:30:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:30:29
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:30:30
  Testecleese: and then the Federal Government's giving them money. Why is why private schools getting Federal funding? How much money does the Federal Government give to Catholic High School
• 1:30:39
  Brian McFadden: None.
• 1:30:40
  El Guapo: Oh, weird! Huh!
• 1:30:43
  Testecleese: Separation of Church and State bullshit bullshit. I'm sick and tired of hearing the separation of
• 1:30:49
  Brian McFadden: You know I like to trigger you with that phrase
• 1:30:53
  Testecleese: I know you do.
• 1:30:54
  Testecleese: Well, you know, as a fact, just as I do
• 1:30:57
  Testecleese: ever shows up in the Constitution
• 1:30:58
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:30:59
  Testecleese: Know what else never shows up in the Constitution.
• 1:31:02
  Testecleese: The word democracy
• 1:31:04
  Brian McFadden: Because we're not a democracy.
• 1:31:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, it showed up in the Federalist papers between
• 1:31:09
  Brian McFadden: We are a representative republic
• 1:31:12
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, Jefferson, and I can't call the other guy's name in the Federalist papers, but either way they brought up democracy, and they spoke of it poorly.
• 1:31:20
  El Guapo: How many times.
• 1:31:21
  Testecleese: Mob rule.
• 1:31:22
  El Guapo: Harmonton.
• 1:31:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, hamilton was involved. You're right. That's not the name I was looking for.
• 1:31:28
  El Guapo: Adams.
• 1:31:30
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:31:32
  El Guapo: Benjamin
• 1:31:33
  Testecleese: No, but
• 1:31:35
  Brian McFadden: Now you just name it off, name
• 1:31:37
  Testecleese: You're just listing all founding fathers now.
• 1:31:39
  El Guapo: Were they part of the Federal then.
• 1:31:42
  Testecleese: No Federalist papers were letters back and forth between a handful of guys
• 1:31:46
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:31:47
  El Guapo: But founding the government. Yeah.
• 1:31:49
  Brian McFadden: See where the the Npr. Head came to Congress.
• 1:31:55
  Brian McFadden: and they were quizzing her on. Why, she changed her beliefs in this this and this, and she kept saying, Well, they've been evolving over the last 50 years. We don't really get that much money from the Federal Government. But what we do get we need
• 1:32:10
  Testecleese: 10% of their budget is Federal government. And I looked, I saw 30 videos of this 3 min interview. I believe it was Jim Jordan that was blowing her up, but I couldn't find the actual piece I wanted. That wasn't someone else talking over, and it drove me nuts, but he kept, he kept quoting, shit towards like, I don't have no idea what that came was like. Well, you you put this out on Twitter
• 1:32:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you tweeted it. People don't realize that what you put out on the Internet is there forever and ever.
• 1:32:42
  Brian McFadden: I don't. I don't
• 1:32:44
  El Guapo: Believe that? What about how? Where the hell does my mic pick pictures
• 1:32:48
  Testecleese: They're still there. You just gotta log into Myspace.
• 1:32:50
  Testecleese: You think I'm kidding. I will find them. I'm not going to do it now, but I will find them for you just to blow you up
• 1:32:57
  El Guapo: And you
• 1:32:58
  Testecleese: No, Myspace still exists, you know right
• 1:33:00
  El Guapo: I know, I know.
• 1:33:01
  Testecleese: Still exists.
• 1:33:01
  Testecleese: I forgot my password, so if you could send me my pictures, that would be awesome
• 1:33:07
  El Guapo: Fine.
• 1:33:07
  Brian McFadden: That doesn't mean it's still not there.
• 1:33:10
  Brian McFadden: You can't reset your password
• 1:33:12
  El Guapo: I forgot. This is like a lot of times.
• 1:33:15
  El Guapo: It's like
• 1:33:16
  Brian McFadden: 20 years ago.
• 1:33:16
  Testecleese: Tom's still your friend, too. Right
• 1:33:19
  El Guapo: Probably
• 1:33:19
  Brian McFadden: Was it Tom?
• 1:33:22
  Testecleese: He was. He was your 1st friend because he created it
• 1:33:26
  El Guapo: Let's see, I had to go through freaking Facebook down Twitter.
• 1:33:34
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 1:33:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, they kept blowing her up, and she's like, Well, I don't believe that anymore. My views have evolved. Well, you said you're not biased. But you have 87 editors that vote Democrat, but not one who votes Republican or libertarian.
• 1:33:47
  Testecleese: Well, I don't check this, and he goes well. Do you
• 1:33:50
  Brian McFadden: Shocked that it's that way. Shocked
• 1:33:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, shocked. I say.
• 1:33:55
  El Guapo: No, not really
• 1:33:58
  Testecleese: Have you listened to? Npr. Man, it used to be a good news source
• 1:34:02
  Brian McFadden: You gotta have the right accent and the right tonality to do it.
• 1:34:05
  Testecleese: When we started this show.
• 1:34:08
  Testecleese: Remember, Sean, all the times. No, no, man. I listen to. Npr.
• 1:34:13
  Testecleese: you think he yeah, you think he was just? Npr.
• 1:34:15
  Brian McFadden: No, we don't listen. No fucking, Nbr. Now. I just
• 1:34:18
  Testecleese: Much.
• 1:34:18
  Testecleese: I was just visiting it, you know.
• 1:34:20
  Brian McFadden: Like a month ago I was down there seeing him so
• 1:34:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, down in Florida, right?
• 1:34:24
  Brian McFadden: Yo
• 1:34:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, shoot him a message like, Hey, do you still listen to Npr, he's like, Oh, fuck, no, and you know it
• 1:34:30
  Brian McFadden: And I,
• 1:34:32
  Testecleese: It, because, like every like 8 months at like 3 in the morning, I'll get messages from him through Facebook
• 1:34:38
  Brian McFadden: Nice
• 1:34:39
  Testecleese: And he's waste drunk.
• 1:34:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
• 1:34:43
  Testecleese: Right after he got out of the Navy. He's like I got nothing to do. I don't know what to do
• 1:34:47
  Brian McFadden: Still has nothing to do
• 1:34:50
  Testecleese: Come back on the show
• 1:34:52
  Brian McFadden: He won't do it. I've tried
• 1:34:54
  Testecleese: Because he's got no balls
• 1:34:58
  Brian McFadden: And
• 1:34:59
  Testecleese: Democrat.
• 1:35:01
  Brian McFadden: And there's a judge that's blocked Carrie Lake from dismailing the radio network.
• 1:35:08
  Brian McFadden: That's been the voice of democracy radio network
• 1:35:12
  Testecleese: Npr. And Cbs. Right or Pbs.
• 1:35:14
  Brian McFadden: No, I think this is the voice of democracy.
• 1:35:18
  Testecleese: I didn't know there was a voice of democracy. I'm sorry
• 1:35:20
  Brian McFadden: Radio free Europe.
• 1:35:23
  Testecleese: Oh, when we publish it overseas, because it used to go over the Berlin wall right
• 1:35:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:30
  Testecleese: Yeah. Berlin wall, what fell in the eighties right under under Reagan
• 1:35:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're saying that she doesn't have the.
• 1:35:42
  Brian McFadden: She's violating Federal law by moving to slash the radio free. Europe's funding
• 1:35:49
  Testecleese: Why are we funding this
• 1:35:53
  Brian McFadden: This also sends out. It's also part of voice of America and broadcast into Cuba, and places like that
• 1:36:04
  Testecleese: You know I don't give a fuck about Cuba either. Dude. I really don't like
• 1:36:08
  Brian McFadden: And that's what Trump's saying is, we're wasting money here.
• 1:36:11
  Brian McFadden: There's 7.5 million dollars that have already been allocated to this agency.
• 1:36:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, to to do a radio broadcast for real
• 1:36:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're on a radio network
• 1:36:29
  Testecleese: How often do either? You actually listen to the real radio like radio waves
• 1:36:35
  Brian McFadden: Never
• 1:36:36
  Testecleese: Yeah. And you're you're older than I,
• 1:36:39
  Testecleese: Guapo. You're about the same age, maybe older, maybe younger. I don't know. I'm 42
• 1:36:44
  El Guapo: Yeah. Same. Here.
• 1:36:45
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:36:47
  Testecleese: You listen to radio
• 1:36:49
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:36:50
  Testecleese: How much, instead of like instead of Bluetooth in your phone to your car and listening to that instead
• 1:36:56
  El Guapo: Like no, the like. Listen to a local radio station
• 1:37:03
  Testecleese: No, I I do a I do a little bit
• 1:37:05
  El Guapo: Through through Bluetooth and stuff like that, because my radio maintenance sucks
• 1:37:10
  Testecleese: All right. Well, I mean I here's the fun thing is, I sometimes Bluetooth my phone to my car and I use my FM. 99 wn. App.
• 1:37:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:37:21
  El Guapo: As well
• 1:37:22
  Testecleese: The music there is fucking awesome. They play mudvain, you know.
• 1:37:27
  El Guapo: But yeah, like.
• 1:37:29
  Testecleese: Here I have a classic Rock channel and 3 country channels. I can listen to Ccr or clay clay. Travis, Brad Paisley, you know
• 1:37:42
  El Guapo: No, but I use a local am rather because they told me about traffic. What's going on. So I'm
• 1:37:48
  Testecleese: Oh, am, radio is very different, and you know it.
• 1:37:51
  El Guapo: No, but it's a talk radio. It's a talk radio. And then every half hour they give me the traffic
• 1:37:57
  Testecleese: I still like to listen to a rumble in the morning
• 1:38:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, I still listen to it. Like from 5 to 6 after that.
• 1:38:03
  El Guapo: Good morning.
• 1:38:03
  El Guapo: Local registration, talking about like current events. And that's why I get like, I think
• 1:38:10
  Testecleese: Idea is to look up
• 1:38:12
  El Guapo: To you guys, but the one that I don't know if you put it here. But the dog in the airport
• 1:38:17
  Testecleese: Oh, it's in there! It's in there!
• 1:38:19
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:38:20
  Testecleese: My mother-in-law flew through that airport today
• 1:38:24
  Testecleese: We'll get. It's in leftovers. This broad wanted to fly overseas right
• 1:38:31
  Brian McFadden: Oh, this is oh, this story! Oh, what the fuck
• 1:38:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, like.
• 1:38:33
  Testecleese: And
• 1:38:33
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Okay.
• 1:38:34
  Brian McFadden: This is insane.
• 1:38:35
  El Guapo: Well, I wanted to send it to you guys. But in a way like, Okay, if you get a fly with your dog, what would you do with your dog
• 1:38:41
  Testecleese: Well, I
• 1:38:42
  Brian McFadden: Don't fly!
• 1:38:43
  Testecleese: You don't drown your dog in the toilet of the bathroom, so you can go fly to Europe
• 1:38:48
  El Guapo: Yeah. So this is gonna eliminate the fucking belief like I was already debunked, that oh, females are more docile. They don't do violent stuff like this and stuff like
• 1:39:00
  El Guapo: I could show you video left and right about a woman doing crazy stuff, especially
• 1:39:04
  Testecleese: Some of them. But I can show you way. More videos of dudes
• 1:39:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, but the the it's more. I see more females doing this crazy
• 1:39:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, you're right. She she abused a like a Shih Tzu, or whatever a little tiny. Yeah.
• 1:39:17
  El Guapo: But if you you could call the cops like Hey, look! I cannot take it with me. I would like to turn it in about to take a flight, you know, and just you turn it in with the the police, you know.
• 1:39:28
  El Guapo: Oh, the airport
• 1:39:29
  Testecleese: Home.
• 1:39:31
  El Guapo: Ling. What if you had to leave the country like? I don't know. I don't know her. I don't know the her situation. She had to go back or not.
• 1:39:37
  Testecleese: Okay. 1st of all, it's vacation. Second.
• 1:39:40
  Testecleese: there is a way to bring a dog with you on a flight. You have to announce it to yeah, but in advance
• 1:39:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I guess the something something glitch or something they happen. But the last or so
• 1:39:51
  Brian McFadden: That doesn't give you me. Give you the ability to kill the dog
• 1:39:55
  El Guapo: No, but the last thing you're gonna think about is fucking, killing your dog. You turn it into somebody. Call somebody do something, you know.
• 1:40:02
  Testecleese: Come, pick my dog up right
• 1:40:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:40:05
  Testecleese: Instead she drowned it in a toilet and left it there to get on her flight.
• 1:40:10
  El Guapo: You know how to find it. You know how to find the dog
• 1:40:13
  Testecleese: No, I don't.
• 1:40:14
  El Guapo: The caller with her phone number still on the fucking
• 1:40:17
  Testecleese: Oh, wonderful, wonderful, good thinking bitch, you
• 1:40:20
  El Guapo: You know.
• 1:40:20
  Testecleese: But yeah, she she's out on bail.
• 1:40:23
  Testecleese: She paid $5,000 bail. She's looking at
• 1:40:28
  Testecleese: Oh, cruelty to animals and something else. It's a felony charge
• 1:40:34
  Testecleese: like. What's the matter with you? Right
• 1:40:37
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:40:38
  Testecleese: What's the matter with Greenpeace?
• 1:40:41
  El Guapo: This one day. Latinas chick. Okay.
• 1:40:45
  Brian McFadden: No Latinx for you.
• 1:40:46
  El Guapo: No Latin Latinx, Latinx.
• 1:40:50
  Testecleese: It's crazy, fucking.
• 1:40:51
  El Guapo: Kill you before the divorce
• 1:40:53
  Brian McFadden: Green bees lost that lawsuit
• 1:40:55
  Testecleese: Oh, that's why they're bankrupt.
• 1:40:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they they gotta pay money for the protest, for the keystone pipeline
• 1:41:02
  Testecleese: So you fun!
• 1:41:03
  Brian McFadden: 660 million dollars in damages
• 1:41:08
  Testecleese: Well, Greenpeace, I don't care what anyone says. Greenpeace has been a terrorist organization for decades. My entire life
• 1:41:15
  El Guapo: You seen the fucking
• 1:41:16
  Testecleese: Believe it or not, they're the assholes that used to pull up next to like
• 1:41:19
  Brian McFadden: The whalers
• 1:41:21
  Testecleese: Yeah whalers and attack their ships. Okay, you don't like what they're doing. That's fine. Attacking them isn't the way to handle this right?
• 1:41:29
  Testecleese: If you think attacking, someone's the right way to handle it. Motherfucker, I have more guns in my house than I have people
• 1:41:38
  Testecleese: fire hose. I got a shotgun
• 1:41:40
  El Guapo: You ever see the protests afterwards, like before and after picture, where they go, camping protests look trash! It's like trash entire
• 1:41:48
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, they oh, especially the Democrats, show up, and they protest, for like clean earth, and they just leave the whole place filthy because they threw their empty water bottles and everything on the street
• 1:41:57
  El Guapo: And I could contest this. We went to protest. I went to protest in Richmond for the gun. When Norton was the governor
• 1:42:07
  El Guapo: Dude. Everybody. Yeah. Everybody after protests, were picking up trash, dude
• 1:42:14
  Testecleese: We all picking up trash, you know, like, Okay.
• 1:42:16
  Testecleese: yeah. Well, when when the right or even libertarians say that libertarians rarely protest, but they clean up after themselves.
• 1:42:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:42:23
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:42:25
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, so yeah, it looks like Greenpeace might be finally gone like the Ira
• 1:42:32
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure somebody will take their place.
• 1:42:35
  Testecleese: Some idiot will, and you know what you say that. But Greta Thunberg, when was the last time you heard her say, Shit about the environment
• 1:42:41
  El Guapo: Oh, you hear about
• 1:42:42
  Brian McFadden: She's in college
• 1:42:43
  El Guapo: You heard what Germany just did
• 1:42:46
  Brian McFadden: They're bringing back the nuclear power plants
• 1:42:48
  El Guapo: No, they destroy a coal plant 6 years old.
• 1:42:52
  El Guapo: Cold plan
• 1:42:54
  Testecleese: So okay, that was what a half 1 billion dollars to build this thing
• 1:42:59
  El Guapo: Yes, it was clean, clean coal plant, and they just store it down in Germany.
• 1:43:04
  Testecleese: Well, what do you want to do instead?
• 1:43:06
  Testecleese: What would you do instead of coal power? If you want to be clean, what do you want to do instead.
• 1:43:14
  Testecleese: stop blowing
• 1:43:15
  El Guapo: They don't understand how fuck electricity works.
• 1:43:18
  El Guapo: They do not understand how that shit works, though it's just
• 1:43:25
  Testecleese: No, you're absolutely right. They have no idea how come it happens
• 1:43:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, how what it takes, how it takes, how you know.
• 1:43:32
  Testecleese: France used to be all nuclear.
• 1:43:34
  Testecleese: Now they have no nuclear plants
• 1:43:38
  Testecleese: You have the cleanest energy on the planet.
• 1:43:42
  Testecleese: Well, you had. You had 2 rods. You had to dispose of every what 50 years
• 1:43:48
  Testecleese: from each power plant
• 1:43:50
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:43:51
  Testecleese: And you're like Nope. Instead, we're going to start burning coal again, because, you know, fuck nuclear, I guess
• 1:43:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:43:59
  Testecleese: And then the problem is, people don't understand what they're talking about. Like you, said Guabo. They don't know what they're talking about.
• 1:44:03
  El Guapo: They hear nuclear. They think bomb.
• 1:44:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, they don't understand. They just react.
• 1:44:09
  Testecleese: And then they bring it
• 1:44:10
  El Guapo: I'll bet
• 1:44:10
  Testecleese: And it's like, don't build your fucking nuclear power plant on a fault line.
• 1:44:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:44:17
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:44:20
  El Guapo: No, but he the who is it?
• 1:44:24
  El Guapo: The one that happened in Japan recently, with the power plant?
• 1:44:27
  Testecleese: Fukushima
• 1:44:28
  El Guapo: They had warnings about like, Hey, you need to fix this, and they never got
• 1:44:35
  Testecleese: Told in advance, they were told in advance. This is a problem. This is a problem. And then an earthquake happened literally underneath the nuclear reactor
• 1:44:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:44:44
  Testecleese: And you bring it. People bring up Chernobyl. Well, you're going to tell me the Soviet Union was efficient.
• 1:44:50
  Testecleese: Is that enough of an argument for me to win that argument
• 1:44:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, this.
• 1:44:57
  Testecleese: But anyway
• 1:44:59
  Testecleese: I guess some inspectors generals are are gonna be in court trying to challenge being fired like
• 1:45:05
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't look like they're getting their jobs back because the court said, you're
• 1:45:09
  Brian McFadden: your shot of getting the jobs back, Slim to none
• 1:45:13
  Testecleese: Why I don't understand why you can't be fired from the Government.
• 1:45:18
  Testecleese: I really
• 1:45:18
  Brian McFadden: That's why everybody wants to work for the government
• 1:45:21
  Testecleese: That's what it sounds like, because they're saying like, Oh, you can't be fired. Oh, yeah, you gotta be careful with the subtopics.
• 1:45:27
  Testecleese: We got the tariffs one under it. That's
• 1:45:30
  Testecleese: yeah. I know. I know I'm trying to trying new things out here
• 1:45:35
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:45:35
  Testecleese: But why can't? If if you're worthless and we don't need to be paying this, why isn't it possible to fire you to sit at home and not work
• 1:45:46
  Brian McFadden: Well, I think Trump is learning from his 1st administration, where he kept all the Attorney General's in place, all the district attorneys in place, and they fought him for years
• 1:45:59
  Brian McFadden: and did not want to agree to his policies and procedures. And he's just cleaning house as much as humanly possible this time around
• 1:46:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I think this is
• 1:46:10
  Testecleese: This wouldn't have happened had Trump not lost his second run for President
• 1:46:15
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:46:16
  Brian McFadden: he wouldn't. He's a totally different president this time around, because of losing in the middle of the 2 terms
• 1:46:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I brought this up on Facebook a while ago, like, even if you hate the guy, 2 non consecutive terms only ever happened once before in history
• 1:46:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:46:33
  Testecleese: And like this is a big deal, you know.
• 1:46:36
  Brian McFadden: Everybody hated you for that
• 1:46:38
  Testecleese: Oh, they did. They ripped me apart, told me a new one. I was like, I don't understand. I was like, this is a huge historical moment.
• 1:46:46
  Testecleese: And then the funny thing is, one dude actually, I think might have been Sean. I'm not sure.
• 1:46:51
  Testecleese: Sounds like, Oh, yeah, which that guy was a billionaire, Yada Yada, and I was like wrong
• 1:46:57
  Brian McFadden: Time around. I don't think he spent as much as money of his own money on the campaign as he did the 1st term
• 1:47:02
  Testecleese: No, he knew he was going to win because they ran Kamala. It was against Joe, and then Kamala
• 1:47:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, definitely had a better chance of winning than she did
• 1:47:12
  Testecleese: But yeah, I brought up Reagan. I was like Reagan was a fucking actor, and he became President
• 1:47:20
  Testecleese: and makes me think of when Rosie O'donnell recently came out questioning how trump is the only President to ever win all the swing States.
• 1:47:27
  Testecleese: And 1st thing I thought was swing States aren't a real thing
• 1:47:31
  Testecleese: like that's states that go back and forth between parties. They change through time. Right?
• 1:47:37
  Testecleese: And Reagan won 49 States. He took all the swing states
• 1:47:43
  Testecleese: so like Rosie O'donnell fled to Ireland has no idea what she's talking about. She just wants to be offended.
• 1:47:52
  Testecleese: and it's funny because Rosie misgendered her own child. I don't they? Them.
• 1:48:00
  Testecleese: you know, and she called her kid at her.
• 1:48:04
  Testecleese: and I just laughed to go. I'm still figuring I was like you're calling people Nazis, for getting this wrong, and you're getting wrong with your own child. You know
• 1:48:14
  Testecleese: This. This is why we make it's okay to make fun of Rosie O'donnell. Oh, you hate! When only Rosie O'donnell
• 1:48:20
  El Guapo: Hold on! Does it say that you hate women
• 1:48:23
  Testecleese: Oh! When they said, Trump hates women.
• 1:48:25
  El Guapo: Oh, well define if I
• 1:48:27
  Testecleese: Rosie O'donnell
• 1:48:28
  El Guapo: Define woman. What is a woman? Then
• 1:48:31
  Testecleese: It's an adult human female.
• 1:48:32
  Testecleese: I know for them the Liberals. Lazy, fucking.
• 1:48:35
  Testecleese: Oh, this! This just happened. The Women's March just happened.
• 1:48:38
  Testecleese: See any of the stuff that happened to that
• 1:48:40
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:48:42
  Testecleese: Oh, so many broadcasters are there
• 1:48:47
  Testecleese: And they were asking my questions, you know. Get people like you know, quote. Trust them so all right. Well, it's the Women's march. What is a woman like? I don't think we can have this conversation anymore. And then they would use the word woman to define what a woman is
• 1:49:01
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:49:02
  Testecleese: You know you. That's circular logic. You can't.
• 1:49:05
  Testecleese: You can't say a woman is. Anyone identifies as a woman
• 1:49:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:49:10
  Testecleese: Because if that's the case, then literally, anyone could be a woman. And this is what gets me. You can claim to be a woman, Brian, right?
• 1:49:17
  El Guapo: But
• 1:49:17
  Testecleese: You can't blame. You can't claim to be Hispanic, can you?
• 1:49:20
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:49:21
  Testecleese: Now I hope you know that your DNA is closer to Guapo's than it is to your wife's
• 1:49:27
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:49:28
  Testecleese: No? Well, no, the difference in melanin in your skin
• 1:49:33
  Testecleese: is in your DNA versus different organs in your body.
• 1:49:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:49:40
  Testecleese: But you can claim to be. You can just say, Nope, I'm a woman now, but you can't say I'm black, or I'm Hispanic.
• 1:49:47
  Brian McFadden: Crazy.
• 1:49:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, all right, let's move into these tariffs that's going on Canada.
• 1:49:56
  Testecleese: I don't know
• 1:49:57
  Brian McFadden: This is shocking to me that the new Prime Minister that just got the job is already calling for elections to, I guess, make
• 1:50:06
  Brian McFadden: he could lose his job over this
• 1:50:09
  El Guapo: I think the way the way things are swinging like the sea, the Canadian sticking to fight Americans.
• 1:50:17
  El Guapo: And Pierre Pierre dropped the ball instead of like going against trump. It should have been like, if I was the Prime Minister. This would never happen, you know.
• 1:50:27
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing is, I keep hearing how Canada would win a war against the United States, and I
• 1:50:31
  Brian McFadden: Ow
• 1:50:33
  El Guapo: We were.
• 1:50:33
  Testecleese: How I was like dude. I have more guns than Canada.
• 1:50:37
  Brian McFadden: We got 3 times the amount of people as Canada
• 1:50:41
  Testecleese: How many aircraft carriers does Canada have
• 1:50:43
  Brian McFadden: None.
• 1:50:44
  Testecleese: 0. How many do we have
• 1:50:46
  Brian McFadden: 13,
• 1:50:47
  Testecleese: Is it
• 1:50:48
  Brian McFadden: 12, now
• 1:50:49
  Testecleese: 13, 0, okay.
• 1:50:51
  Brian McFadden: 12, or 13,
• 1:50:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. Do you know how many tanks Canada has
• 1:50:55
  Brian McFadden: None.
• 1:50:56
  Testecleese: Tank. No, no, they have tanks, but but 47
• 1:51:02
  Brian McFadden: They can't invade the United States
• 1:51:04
  Testecleese: How many tanks does the United States have
• 1:51:07
  Brian McFadden: Thousands.
• 1:51:08
  Testecleese: Tens of thousands
• 1:51:11
  Brian McFadden: How many are staged in the United States?
• 1:51:14
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ! At least half of them
• 1:51:17
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:51:17
  Testecleese: In storage, right?
• 1:51:19
  Brian McFadden: Well, there's a ton in Europe in
• 1:51:22
  Testecleese: Yes, about half of them.
• 1:51:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:51:25
  Testecleese: But I'm telling you we could go across the border of Canada with just dudes, with freaking bolt action. One shot rifles
• 1:51:32
  Brian McFadden: Change your mind.
• 1:51:33
  Testecleese: Ours now, and the candidates are to go. Oh, fuck! We don't have guns.
• 1:51:39
  Testecleese: and I love Canada. Don't get wrong. I used to go there all the time between 18 and 20 21 years old.
• 1:51:46
  Brian McFadden: I don't know why you would do that to go party and drink
• 1:51:50
  Testecleese: Used to go to the clubs in Montreal.
• 1:51:52
  Brian McFadden: I went to Toronto
• 1:51:54
  Testecleese: Alright same fucking reason, though. Right? So I can go party and go to the club right
• 1:51:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you didn't have to be 21 to drink in Canada.
• 1:52:03
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:52:05
  Brian McFadden: 18 was a drinking lage
• 1:52:07
  Testecleese: And they love the American dollar. But especially these fucking Quebecers, dude
• 1:52:12
  Brian McFadden: They don't like anybody
• 1:52:14
  Testecleese: In French.
• 1:52:15
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 1:52:16
  Testecleese: Like. Oh, you love my American dollar, but you hate me! Fuck you too, so you know what fine! Then I'm going to go bang your women
• 1:52:24
  Testecleese: throw dollars at you like it's nothing. Then go home, and your butt's still gonna hurt that you're that you're a woman. Bang! Some American Guy, you know
• 1:52:35
  Testecleese: I'm sorry.
• 1:52:36
  Brian McFadden: Everybody's freaking out about Trump's tariffs. What do you think about
• 1:52:40
  Testecleese: I think I'm making a shit ton of money already. Dude
• 1:52:43
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 1:52:44
  Testecleese: No, I. I have bought a whole bunch of stock of American companies between steel manufacturing, aluminum, manufacturing and automotive
• 1:52:55
  Testecleese: because of these tariffs, because, hey, it's going to cost these people extra money to import their stuff into our goods.
• 1:53:04
  Testecleese: And so that means people are more likely to buy American goods because they're less expensive, right?
• 1:53:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:53:10
  Testecleese: Alright
• 1:53:13
  Testecleese: again, I say, making money, but you know as well as I don't actually have that money. It's unrealized. Capital gains right
• 1:53:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:53:21
  Testecleese: But I
• 1:53:22
  Brian McFadden: Crazy cash out the stock
• 1:53:24
  Testecleese: But since Trump has been in office I have increased my net worth by like $30,000,
• 1:53:31
  Testecleese: by a handful of investments.
• 1:53:35
  Testecleese: And you know. Next guy shows up. If it's not Jd. Vance, I'm going to dump all this stock because it's going to get overturned. So then I'll pay my capital gains tax.
• 1:53:45
  Testecleese: and then buy a different stock
• 1:53:47
  Brian McFadden: Stuff.
• 1:53:49
  Testecleese: I'm telling you us steel
• 1:53:51
  Testecleese: in particular. It's still very inexpensive.
• 1:53:54
  Testecleese: That's the one that Biden refused to let Japan buy
• 1:54:01
  Testecleese: Brian. Please tell me why the left is going to leave
• 1:54:05
  Brian McFadden: Where are they going?
• 1:54:06
  Testecleese: Well, apparently they're creating their own tea party
• 1:54:09
  Brian McFadden: It's not gonna work
• 1:54:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, well.
• 1:54:10
  Brian McFadden: Even the Republican tea party didn't last more than like election cycle or 2.
• 1:54:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, because they got Hunt down by the fucking Democrats.
• 1:54:23
  Testecleese: Oh, shit I it's been long enough. I was actually trying to organize an actual tea party in Boston.
• 1:54:30
  Brian McFadden: Good luck with that
• 1:54:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. It did not go. Well.
• 1:54:34
  Brian McFadden: Dumpity T into the bay
• 1:54:36
  Testecleese: Well, we were gonna do a little different
• 1:54:39
  Brian McFadden: That was that a pollution control issue
• 1:54:43
  Testecleese: Well, the idea
• 1:54:45
  Testecleese: to get probably 30 40 guys. And we were going to rent out horses, dress up like natives right
• 1:54:53
  Testecleese: right up in
• 1:54:54
  Brian McFadden: Cultural appropriation.
• 1:54:57
  Testecleese: Isn't that what the original tea party guys did
• 1:55:01
  Brian McFadden: They didn't dress up as natives
• 1:55:03
  Testecleese: Yes, they did, and we were gonna throw a giant
• 1:55:09
  Testecleese: like Styrofoam teas into the bay as a tea party. So
• 1:55:13
  Brian McFadden: You can't throw Styrofoam into the bay
• 1:55:16
  Testecleese: Horses. We would have been gone before the police wouldn't know what to do. We would have disappeared through the houses, through the woods, not even on the roads, and they could have scooped that shit out.
• 1:55:28
  Testecleese: But just to say the tea party happened. But nobody wanted to get involved. And this is. This was many, many years ago, like, right after I got out of the navy when I started. Actually, we were still doing this show
• 1:55:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:55:41
  Testecleese: I was just like, these guys are all fucking stupid like we need
• 1:55:44
  Testecleese: fuck. Are you kidding me? Boston? Boston started a fucking revolution over a 3% tax on tea. And now
• 1:55:53
  Brian McFadden: Taxes, now
• 1:55:55
  Testecleese: Begging for more tax to pay for people that don't live there
• 1:56:01
  El Guapo: It's just not like a a struggle, that's what it is like. Still, in everybody got
• 1:56:06
  Testecleese: Bunch of hard asses. Now they're a bunch of pussies
• 1:56:08
  El Guapo: Because life is easy, do sometimes do soft times.
• 1:56:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, but they got to find a reason to.
• 1:56:15
  Testecleese: They don't have God, and they don't have a struggle. So they have to come up with a struggle
• 1:56:22
  Testecleese: And I'm sure listen to this crazy bitch, Aoc, and how
• 1:56:26
  Brian McFadden: Got it
• 1:56:28
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, how they need to fight harder. But that's not what she says. Give it a good listen.
• 1:56:35
  Testecleese: Can you hear that? Or is that too quiet
• 1:56:37
  Brian McFadden: Too quiet.
• 1:56:38
  Testecleese: All right. I gotta. I gotta do my volume thing here again, because apparently my sharing sucks sometimes
• 1:56:45
  Testecleese: output level. Crank it up. Boom got it. This is Aoc talking about how we got to the Democrat party. Democrat party's not left enough.
• 1:56:58
  Testecleese: We need a Democratic party that fights harder for us, too.
• 1:57:03
  Brian McFadden: Parts.
• 1:57:04
  El Guapo: Did she fart
• 1:57:06
  Testecleese: She said farts, she said that farts harder
• 1:57:10
  El Guapo: No, what she was thinking
• 1:57:13
  Testecleese: So does she take this shit seriously or
• 1:57:16
  El Guapo: Or is it
• 1:57:16
  Testecleese: Bag of shit with farts in it.
• 1:57:19
  El Guapo: I was going another way. But yeah, sure, let's go with that
• 1:57:23
  Testecleese: Gordon, tell me about her her farts, and how she farts harder than you
• 1:57:28
  Brian McFadden: She shits her, pants.
• 1:57:33
  El Guapo: To the Us. Nice Porto suburbs.
• 1:57:37
  Testecleese: Are you suggesting that Aoc' toilet looks like a Jackson Pollock painting
• 1:57:42
  El Guapo: Oh, she's been looking like Shelby a little late
• 1:57:45
  Testecleese: I've heard that, and she denied she was pregnant, and I was like, oh, so
• 1:57:49
  El Guapo: Abortion. I know whatever
• 1:57:53
  Testecleese: Parts.
• 1:57:54
  Testecleese: Maybe I don't know. I'm not gonna speculate on that
• 1:57:57
  Brian McFadden: This just solidifies my views of Aoc even more that she's an idiot
• 1:58:03
  Testecleese: Shit but
• 1:58:05
  Brian McFadden: Full of shit, damn it!
• 1:58:09
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 1:58:13
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:58:13
  Testecleese: Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Folks.
• 1:58:18
  Testecleese: Did you see these fucking? Where? Where is this school that the Us. Sun has. I want to say Texas, maybe Florida.
• 1:58:28
  Testecleese: a Texas bill is cracking down on furries in high school
• 1:58:33
  Brian McFadden: Hallelujah! It's a miracle
• 1:58:36
  Testecleese: No. And here's the thing is like, Oh, yeah. Oh, it's a big deal. There are children
• 1:58:41
  Testecleese: shitting in litter boxes in Texas High School
• 1:58:47
  Brian McFadden: That's kidding
• 1:58:48
  Testecleese: In litter boxes.
• 1:58:49
  Brian McFadden: Why are litter boxes allowed in school
• 1:58:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's over a $25,000 fine for this kind of garbage. Now.
• 1:58:57
  Brian McFadden: Kind of, and she is.
• 1:58:58
  Brian McFadden: Where are these high schools at
• 1:59:00
  Testecleese: Texas, I know. But where in Texas? Austin, Texas baby, then? Yeah.
• 1:59:07
  Testecleese: But like what the fuck is going on, I actually have, like 16 year olds shitting in litter boxes. What the fuck are the parents? Let's wait for Guapo. This would be funny. Go ahead and figure out your fucking headphones dude
• 1:59:21
  Testecleese: the wire! Oh, my God! The the wires on his headphones are outsmarting him. It's hilarious
• 1:59:27
  Brian McFadden: I'm messing around
• 1:59:28
  Testecleese: I know I I want Guapo to
• 1:59:31
  Brian McFadden: This law is not in effect yet.
• 1:59:36
  Brian McFadden: It's gotta be voted on. Apparently it's gotta be.
• 1:59:45
  Testecleese: Guabo.
• 1:59:47
  Testecleese: What do you think of high school students taking a shit in a litter box in school
• 1:59:53
  El Guapo: Oh! What!
• 1:59:54
  Brian McFadden: They're furries
• 1:59:56
  El Guapo: Oh, God! Fuck those kids!
• 1:59:59
  Brian McFadden: That's apparently what's going on
• 2:00:00
  Testecleese: Language. You might go to prison for that one
• 2:00:03
  El Guapo: No like, no like, if we were a European based show, we would definitely be going to Britain.
• 2:00:09
  El Guapo: Oh, my God, yeah.
• 2:00:10
  El Guapo: Now.
• 2:00:11
  Testecleese: Oh, these kids are!
• 2:00:13
  Testecleese: She's in school and wearing leashes
• 2:00:15
  El Guapo: Okay. We don't know if they're mentally stable. They may buy a kid that they're getting the rabies shots
• 2:00:23
  Testecleese: How many kids are sick are sick enough in the head to think I'm a fuck
• 2:00:28
  Brian McFadden: Can't be that man
• 2:00:29
  Testecleese: Litter box.
• 2:00:31
  Brian McFadden: This fucking single mothers dude single. So this bill.
• 2:00:34
  Brian McFadden: this isn't in the law yet, but the bill is going to ban the use of litter boxes as coal.
• 2:00:40
  Brian McFadden: wearing animal accessories like leashes, collars, designs for pets.
• 2:00:48
  Brian McFadden: no wigs that are for pets, no tails, no leashes.
• 2:00:52
  Testecleese: I'm sorry.
• 2:00:53
  Brian McFadden: You're not allowed to make animal noises like barking, meowing, or hissing.
• 2:00:57
  Brian McFadden: You're not allowed to here. This is even better. You're not allowed to lick yourself for grooming
• 2:01:05
  Testecleese: Well, oh, okay, to be a hundred percent fair on that one.
• 2:01:09
  Testecleese: You get a paper cut on your hand. You lick it, don't you?
• 2:01:14
  Brian McFadden: No, that's not what they're talking about here.
• 2:01:17
  Testecleese: I know that's all what they're talking about. That's
• 2:01:19
  Testecleese: could be interpreted that way in the law
• 2:01:21
  Brian McFadden: I like to suck my own blood
• 2:01:23
  Testecleese: What state is this?
• 2:01:27
  Brian McFadden: Texas.
• 2:01:28
  Testecleese: Texas.
• 2:01:29
  El Guapo: Oh, okay, are they having that issue like that about
• 2:01:36
  Testecleese: Enough that they bring it up, that enough kids are taking dumps and litter boxes and stuff
• 2:01:40
  El Guapo: Oh, my God! That's so unhygienic!
• 2:01:43
  Testecleese: No. Who's cleaning that litter box?
• 2:01:46
  El Guapo: And
• 2:01:46
  Brian McFadden: Probably the furries
• 2:01:48
  El Guapo: That would be best
• 2:01:49
  Testecleese: With their own Turds
• 2:01:51
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 2:01:52
  El Guapo: Do you guys hear about the fucking Maryland school, middle schools and stuff? They will pass the condom laws they like. You should put a vending machine with condoms
• 2:02:04
  Testecleese: One.
• 2:02:06
  El Guapo: Condoms.
• 2:02:07
  Testecleese: What about him?
• 2:02:08
  El Guapo: In Maryland they passed a law that you you have to put vending machine with condoms on it.
• 2:02:14
  Brian McFadden: They have to do what with condoms on them.
• 2:02:17
  Brian McFadden: Have a vending machine for condoms
• 2:02:19
  El Guapo: Have to.
• 2:02:20
  El Guapo: Yes, you think I fucking bullshit it
• 2:02:24
  Brian McFadden: You're out of focus
• 2:02:26
  Testecleese: I know I am. I've tried.
• 2:02:28
  El Guapo: You fire! There we go! Here we go! Here we go!
• 2:02:30
  Brian McFadden: Coming in.
• 2:02:31
  Testecleese: But
• 2:02:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's better.
• 2:02:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, I think you go to Youtube, camera
• 2:02:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, camera auto focuses. And it did this thing. But oh, it's 1 thing to not say you can't get condoms, because I actually have a problem with that. Oh, you can't get a condom to your 18.
• 2:02:50
  Testecleese: Well, fuck you! I was younger than 18 when I had sex the 1st time right
• 2:02:55
  Testecleese: but to to mandate them in my school
• 2:02:59
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 2:03:00
  Testecleese: Just makes it a common thing. Right?
• 2:03:05
  Testecleese: Actually, I brought this up with my my mother-in-law today
• 2:03:08
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:03:09
  Testecleese: Brian a separate, separate argument. But remind me.
• 2:03:14
  Testecleese: why do we have such a huge tax on tobacco products?
• 2:03:18
  Brian McFadden: To pay for the health care of smokers.
• 2:03:22
  Testecleese: Oh, bullshit!
• 2:03:24
  Testecleese: No! You want to disincentivize the use of tobacco
• 2:03:27
  El Guapo: Change people's behavior
• 2:03:29
  Testecleese: Yes, exact. Thank you.
• 2:03:30
  Testecleese: A lot of that. Money goes to like the children's health care program.
• 2:03:35
  El Guapo: Oh, like the same way the lottery
• 2:03:37
  Testecleese: So I'm saying I'm
• 2:03:38
  El Guapo: Same way the lottery money goes to school, and everybody they keep crying for money for school
• 2:03:45
  Testecleese: But yeah, I'm not even saying that what you're doing with the money I'm asking why it's taken from here instead of there.
• 2:03:50
  Testecleese: So like tobacco, alcohol, marijuana, gasoline.
• 2:03:55
  Testecleese: You're trying to disincentivize the use of it.
• 2:04:00
  Testecleese: And if that's the case, then why are we taxing income?
• 2:04:08
  Testecleese: Sounds like it's disincentivize. It. Because
• 2:04:11
  Testecleese: let's be real. The government shows up in your community. No one's got their hand held out waiting for a handout. The government has far less power, don't they?
• 2:04:19
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:04:22
  Testecleese: All right. I'm going to relieve myself once more. You folks
• 2:04:26
  Testecleese: go ahead and talk about Congresswoman ratchet
• 2:04:32
  Brian McFadden: I was looking for a twitter thing of this. I can't find it so
• 2:04:37
  El Guapo: Jasmine Crockett refused to apologize. After calling Greg Abbin hot, wheeled
• 2:04:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the article we got
• 2:04:44
  Brian McFadden: clip doesn't have the the video. Well, I mean doesn't have. It's got pictures. But no video
• 2:04:52
  El Guapo: No.
• 2:04:52
  Brian McFadden: Thanks.
• 2:04:53
  El Guapo: No like they wanna censor her like no. Let her keep talking. Let her keep digging herself
• 2:04:58
  Brian McFadden: It's better for the party
• 2:05:00
  El Guapo: Very nice.
• 2:05:01
  Brian McFadden: The opposition party. She keeps talking
• 2:05:03
  El Guapo: Yeah. So I would not like, okay, whatever this is how you want to act. Okay. But they get upset, like, why, we had to do better. Trump trump. I thought you guys were saying you guys were better trump. So now you want to stoop to his level.
• 2:05:17
  El Guapo: you know.
• 2:05:18
  El Guapo: if you keep saying like, Oh, trump should be better like, Oh, we like. This is literally Hitler, the next you know, you make finding names and stuff like that like? Oh, well, trump did it, too, like, okay. So you want to stick to his level.
• 2:05:33
  El Guapo: you know.
• 2:05:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:05:35
  El Guapo: I don't care about her dude. Let her keep talking in the
• 2:05:39
  Brian McFadden: No, actually, she's only helping the Republican party.
• 2:05:42
  Brian McFadden: I just said, Yeah.
• 2:05:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, let her keep talking. I don't. I'm not gonna
• 2:05:46
  Brian McFadden: Let's see how good I'm gonna share a clip with you. It's not the clip I really want, but
• 2:05:50
  Testecleese: That's fine. But before you share this, I just want to bring out her Governor. Hot wheels thing
• 2:05:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I couldn't find a clip for that.
• 2:05:58
  Testecleese: Whatever doesn't matter. I guess the problem is, Abbott
• 2:06:01
  Testecleese: should have responded. Instead of saying what the fuck's the matter with you, he should have either come out flames on his wheelchair
• 2:06:08
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. Yup. Yup.
• 2:06:10
  Testecleese: War.
• 2:06:10
  Brian McFadden: Like a hot wheel
• 2:06:11
  Testecleese: Well, he's worth. He's worth a couple 100 million dollars, isn't he?
• 2:06:16
  Brian McFadden: This.
• 2:06:17
  Testecleese: So he could have built an actual like hot wheels ramp out of the Governor's mansion that he
• 2:06:23
  Testecleese: yeah taken down. And it's been Governor. Hot wheels?
• 2:06:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, that would have been so fucking great. And you know it
• 2:06:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Marta.
• 2:06:32
  El Guapo: Just keep trawling them
• 2:06:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. I know there's been a lot of harsh words this week from Democrats or most Democrats towards Chuck Schumer. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:06:41
  Testecleese: I think that what you see as a whole, when it comes to Democrats is that we are really hard on ourselves. Right? Think of us, as you know, everyday people who look in the mirror, and we see all the imperfections. That is what we do as a party, and it's a blessing and a curse
• 2:06:58
  Brian McFadden: Blessing in the sense that we put up some of the most qualified people to run for office because we are so critical. It's also a curse
• 2:07:06
  El Guapo: Where.
• 2:07:06
  Testecleese: And it's like, Yes, we will.
• 2:07:08
  El Guapo: Fight each other, and yes, I was one of those, and I still am not very happy with Chuck Schumer. But I do understand that at the end of the day he isn't my biggest problem. My biggest problem is the Republicans and trump.
• 2:07:20
  El Guapo: But you know he going to catch the smoke, too. And so that's something that we don't
• 2:07:24
  Testecleese: Seattle Republicans
• 2:07:25
  El Guapo: They do not look in the mirror and criticize themselves at all. That is how we ended up with the 34 count convicted felon sitting in the White House
• 2:07:32
  Brian McFadden: Because they fail to critique
• 2:07:34
  Testecleese: Their own. It does make sure that we get the best of the best when it
• 2:07:38
  El Guapo: Comes to running on the Democratic ticket. But again, it's a double-edged sword, and it's a blessing and a curse.
• 2:07:43
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 2:07:45
  Testecleese: Bag of shit bag of shit. Oh, you used rumble, thank you. You just made me like a penny
• 2:07:51
  Brian McFadden: Want a simple but totally brilliant trick
• 2:07:54
  Brian McFadden: I'm working on. I'm working on
• 2:07:57
  Testecleese: No bullshit. The Democrats all but march in lockstep, and they've only changed, had different opinions recently. And it's these folks saying that the Democrat party is not far enough left. Meanwhile you and I,
• 2:08:11
  Testecleese: in general agree on most stuff because left went so viral. But I'm going to still tell you that I think you fucking Conservatives are stupid.
• 2:08:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, how many times have I said something similar to that on this show?
• 2:08:23
  Brian McFadden: Every show.
• 2:08:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think you Republicans are dumb for picking a party and saying, I'm going to go this way instead of you know. But the problem is, when was the last time the Democrats put up a decent candidate
• 2:08:35
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember when Bill Clinton
• 2:08:37
  Testecleese: Bill Clinton, and that's only because he balanced the ball
• 2:08:40
  Brian McFadden: Reverse, term, not second term.
• 2:08:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, he balanced the budget. And then he also what cut? 355, 755,000 jobs from the Federal
• 2:08:50
  Brian McFadden: And he lied to the Congress when he said he didn't have sex with that woman
• 2:08:54
  Testecleese: Yeah. Okay, so okay, the president got a bj.
• 2:08:57
  Brian McFadden: I'm not. I don't have an issue with that. I have an issue with him lying about it.
• 2:09:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, you should.
• 2:09:02
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't know.
• 2:09:03
  Testecleese: I got my Dick sucks. So what right
• 2:09:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:09:06
  Testecleese: And you know what I would have accepted that you're right, and you know and he got impeached over it, didn't he?
• 2:09:12
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:09:14
  Testecleese: So, and then they say, Oh, these, this many felony convictions! Was he actually convicted of any felonies
• 2:09:22
  Brian McFadden: Only because they changed the rules
• 2:09:26
  Brian McFadden: of engagement for calling it a felony. For how long it was they had to change the statute of limitations to make it a felony
• 2:09:33
  Testecleese: They changed the rules to charge him as a felon, and he was found guilty, but convicted means
• 2:09:40
  Brian McFadden: He has not been sentenced, so he's not a convicted felon.
• 2:09:43
  Testecleese: Felon.
• 2:09:44
  Brian McFadden: That won't happen until he leaves office.
• 2:09:47
  Brian McFadden: So these motherfuckers are making shit up and lying to their constituents.
• 2:09:52
  Testecleese: And this is a matter of paying attention and knowing what's going on instead of getting butt hurt.
• 2:10:00
  Testecleese: Jasmine Crockett. Oh, my God, she's! And again she seemed like educated and everything, and instead of going honey, please it hot out here, motherfucker. What about Governor? Hot wheels over there
• 2:10:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:10:11
  Testecleese: No.
• 2:10:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:10:13
  Testecleese: No, she's got this black scent that she puts on her because it sounds because she thinks that her constituents are uneducated.
• 2:10:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:10:24
  Brian McFadden: But even the undereducated people are a lot times more educated than the educated people
• 2:10:31
  Testecleese: What do you consider uneducated? You mean I didn't pay
• 2:10:34
  Testecleese: $80,000 to learn how to hate people
• 2:10:40
  El Guapo: Oh, I think
• 2:10:41
  Brian McFadden: Uneducated, then graduate from high school
• 2:10:44
  El Guapo: No, I think what they're saying. They're not indoctrinated through the college system.
• 2:10:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what I meant by uneducated thank you. But like, when you say, uneducated as a bitch, I can weld in 5 different processes. I'm a master carpenter. I went to school for automotive repair. Actually, at Ati.
• 2:11:04
  Testecleese: I saw you wearing your Ati shirt last week
• 2:11:07
  El Guapo: What is that?
• 2:11:08
  Testecleese: I almost. I almost said I went to school there, too.
• 2:11:12
  El Guapo: Okay, so how does that help the environment?
• 2:11:16
  Testecleese: You mean, I can actually do things instead of complain about stuff
• 2:11:20
  El Guapo: Well, are you? Are you voting?
• 2:11:24
  Testecleese: I can. I can build that out
• 2:11:25
  El Guapo: You bother you time to process Elon Musk. No, you fucking uneducated. You're not educated
• 2:11:31
  Testecleese: I care about Elon Musk? Honestly, what what do I care about him? Besides the fact that he's an unpaid advisor to the President
• 2:11:39
  El Guapo: He's killing jobs. Okay, those
• 2:11:44
  Testecleese: No good, no, seriously, Dude. Could you imagine you had 5 Netflix accounts? Right? You're paying for 5 Netflix accounts, and I show up and say, Hey, hey, Guapo! You know you're paying for 5 Netflix accounts. I'm gonna go ahead and cancel 4 for you. And you say, fuck that you pissed me off on like the other guy's car on fire because of it.
• 2:12:04
  Testecleese: Do you see why you compare Netflix to a government job? People gotta eat. Okay, we need a fucking Virginia fucking county to stay blue
• 2:12:12
  Testecleese: Netflix. How many people getting paid at Netflix? Because you are paying for 5 accounts
• 2:12:17
  El Guapo: Probably one out of those 5
• 2:12:20
  Brian McFadden: Netflix cracked down on that. You can't do that anymore.
• 2:12:25
  Testecleese: No, no, I'm not saying sharing your account. I'm saying numbers for multiple accounts.
• 2:12:28
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:12:30
  El Guapo: But yeah, you can eliminate government. Just the essential. Okay.
• 2:12:35
  Testecleese: That's why I was actually hoping for a government shutdown
• 2:12:38
  El Guapo: I know.
• 2:12:38
  Testecleese: Then trump could have gone. Hey, look! All these non-essential workers. They don't nonessential means. They don't need to be here
• 2:12:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they still get paid. So
• 2:12:46
  Testecleese: So no fire. Em all at that point right
• 2:12:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:12:49
  El Guapo: That's why I checked
• 2:12:50
  Testecleese: Military still working, but not getting paid. I guess we still need military
• 2:12:55
  El Guapo: That's why Chuck Schumer, fucking, bent a knee because he knew like this is going to expose him
• 2:12:59
  Brian McFadden: It was gonna be bad for the Democrats.
• 2:13:02
  El Guapo: And that's why
• 2:13:03
  Testecleese: Much.
• 2:13:03
  El Guapo: And he doesn't
• 2:13:04
  Brian McFadden: The average Democrat won't agree with that won't ever acknowledge it, but he figured it out
• 2:13:09
  Testecleese: Exactly what happened?
• 2:13:10
  Brian McFadden: He stepped on his own toe because he was a gun again, running for the election
• 2:13:14
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no.
• 2:13:15
  Brian McFadden: I'll make that prediction now.
• 2:13:18
  El Guapo: Before before he, fucking, voted for it. He was all against it, and it's like, shit! I spoke too soon.
• 2:13:26
  El Guapo: Then he voted for it. That's when all the Democrats like. What the fuck are you doing?
• 2:13:31
  El Guapo: You know.
• 2:13:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:13:33
  Testecleese: Well, I'm gonna move on to the next topic, and
• 2:13:35
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 2:13:36
  Testecleese: There's a there's a good chance. I I use a word that we're not supposed to use. But we're not on Netflix anymore. So
• 2:13:42
  Testecleese: probably not
• 2:13:43
  Brian McFadden: Netflix. We've never been on Netflix
• 2:13:45
  El Guapo: Flex, Youtube.
• 2:13:47
  Brian McFadden: We are on Youtube. We actually got a new subscriber this week.
• 2:13:51
  Testecleese: Oh! And
• 2:13:51
  Brian McFadden: Comma
• 2:13:52
  El Guapo: No, I was
• 2:13:53
  Testecleese: Really read me the comment
• 2:13:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I can let me go.
• 2:13:58
  Testecleese: I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna stop this next one while you
• 2:14:00
  Brian McFadden: For a.
• 2:14:01
  Testecleese: This California school had a whole bunch of students
• 2:14:07
  Testecleese: with shirts printed, and he says, I heart niggers
• 2:14:11
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 2:14:12
  Testecleese: But they misspelled the N. Word
• 2:14:15
  Brian McFadden: How do you misspell the m word?
• 2:14:17
  Testecleese: One g.
• 2:14:18
  El Guapo: Hmm, okay.
• 2:14:20
  Testecleese: And not an a. It was EI was hard. R. How is that?
• 2:14:24
  El Guapo: R. The like. Capitalize, r
• 2:14:27
  Testecleese: Well, no, that's they actually not not. They want er not.
• 2:14:32
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 2:14:33
  Testecleese: And I saw this like Whoa, who's teaching their kids that this is the way to like.
• 2:14:39
  Testecleese: do anything
• 2:14:42
  Testecleese: We're not going to get over racial issues by doing this, you know.
• 2:14:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:14:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, and even misspelled it, which makes me once again say, department of education really blew it here right
• 2:14:55
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 2:14:56
  Brian McFadden: So I want to. What show do you think we got a new subscriber on the title of the show? What one of our last few shows that stood out to you. What name would it be
• 2:15:07
  Testecleese: I would have to bring up our list of shows honestly, because I don't know the names of most of them, because I'm usually pretty drunk by the time we do that.
• 2:15:15
  Brian McFadden: What about ozo
• 2:15:17
  El Guapo: What are both of
• 2:15:19
  Testecleese: Oh, that was last week, wasn't it?
• 2:15:21
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:15:22
  Brian McFadden: And the person the person's there. Devin. 4, 8, 6, 6. I love this
• 2:15:30
  Testecleese: All good Devin share this shit out, Buddy
• 2:15:33
  El Guapo: Share means more than a like
• 2:15:36
  Testecleese: They got someone else might give it a watch or listen
• 2:15:39
  Brian McFadden: I mean, we don't get a lot of people showing up on our Youtube channel. So I was shocked when I got the email.
• 2:15:46
  Brian McFadden: Hi.
• 2:15:46
  El Guapo: Is it
• 2:15:47
  Brian McFadden: Took a little bit of effort to figure out how to do a podcast on Youtube. You know, there's a couple extra steps you got to jump to to get it to go there. So. But it's there now, and we get a strike. We kicked off Youtube. Oh, no! What will we ever do
• 2:16:02
  El Guapo: Go back to old ways
• 2:16:03
  Brian McFadden: Still, the video is not going to Youtube. It's own audio only on Youtube. So
• 2:16:07
  Testecleese: Which is funny, because we used to do video on Youtube and rumble
• 2:16:12
  Testecleese: that I would do on my channel. But we got in trouble. And we we struck out on Youtube over Covid right?
• 2:16:20
  Testecleese: And then everything that we got
• 2:16:24
  Brian McFadden: Done duh! It was proven true.
• 2:16:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, yes. And Youtube was like oops our mistake. But they didn't take our strikes away
• 2:16:33
  El Guapo: Oh, God!
• 2:16:34
  Brian McFadden: So so I started
• 2:16:36
  Brian McFadden: a new Youtube channel up attached to the Jeffrey and Brian show Channel. And that's it.
• 2:16:42
  Testecleese: How did someone? How did he stumble across this show
• 2:16:44
  Brian McFadden: I have no fucking idea
• 2:16:46
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 2:16:47
  Brian McFadden: I could send him a message and ask, but you know I'm like
• 2:16:50
  El Guapo: Good. Actually, you need to send me the link to the show on Youtube.
• 2:16:56
  El Guapo: I gotta find the link to the show
• 2:17:00
  Brian McFadden: I'll find it and send it to both of you, because I know you both. You guys are more
• 2:17:03
  El Guapo: Oh, God!
• 2:17:04
  Brian McFadden: Than I am, so
• 2:17:06
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 2:17:07
  Testecleese: Search the name of the show on Youtube and find it. I'm sure
• 2:17:09
  El Guapo: Well, I mean, I can go into Pod Bean and find it, too, because that's where it's going out from. So
• 2:17:14
  Brian McFadden: I'll do that after the show's over.
• 2:17:16
  Testecleese: Which is funny. Because I mentioned this a couple of guys recently, I spoke to last week.
• 2:17:23
  Testecleese: Invited on the show, but they didn't want to come on. Guy went to high school with.
• 2:17:28
  Testecleese: Oh, man, I mentioned pod beans like what the fuck is. I've never heard of Pod bean. I was like, yeah, it costs less than all these other ones.
• 2:17:36
  Testecleese: I was like, you can listen to it on spotify. That's fine. But you're going to get commercials that we're not getting paid for like art.
• 2:17:43
  Testecleese: Actually, we're not on spotify.
• 2:17:44
  Testecleese: Yes, we are
• 2:17:46
  Brian McFadden: We are.
• 2:17:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:17:47
  Testecleese: R,
• 2:17:48
  El Guapo: We're not communicating. Yes, we are
• 2:17:50
  Brian McFadden: And we are on spotify. You're right.
• 2:17:52
  Testecleese: We're on. Yep, we're on spot
• 2:17:54
  Brian McFadden: Now we're on spotify
• 2:17:56
  Testecleese: Full commercials.
• 2:17:59
  Testecleese: but we don't get paid for those commercials. So if you listen to the pod beam, it's commercial, free
• 2:18:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:18:05
  Testecleese: Because we pay for storage space instead of commercials.
• 2:18:08
  Brian McFadden: Alright, here comes. I'm about to shoot over the Youtube link
• 2:18:14
  Testecleese: All right.
• 2:18:16
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, we don't
• 2:18:17
  Brian McFadden: That that is our, our new Youtube Channel
• 2:18:21
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:18:22
  Testecleese: Oh, gosh! Sorry I read it as like 3 drunken sailors like. Oh, that's the
• 2:18:28
  Brian McFadden: Well, at this point of the night, what do you expect
• 2:18:35
  Testecleese: No, no, I don't think people understand. We have a Facebook chat we use to share these articles that I go that Brian and I go through and share into this Google Doc. And then I go through and organize
• 2:18:48
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:18:49
  Testecleese: But yeah, we call it 3 drunken sailors, because
• 2:18:51
  Brian McFadden: I don't know where the name come from.
• 2:18:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I'm the one that did it.
• 2:18:56
  El Guapo: We always drunk, and we were
• 2:18:58
  Brian McFadden: All 3 of us were drunk at the same time.
• 2:19:02
  El Guapo: Every Saturday doing this show. Yeah, actually, I haven't been drunk in a while. Doing this show today is the 1st day I've had more than like 4 beers doing this show
• 2:19:11
  Brian McFadden: Dang you're being responsible! All of a sudden
• 2:19:13
  Testecleese: I know, but I had 4 before we started today, because my mother-in-law's in my house
• 2:19:16
  Brian McFadden: Movement.
• 2:19:20
  Brian McFadden: anything else you want to cover here
• 2:19:24
  Testecleese: I don't know. Did you see this white broad that attacked a dude in a New York subway, a black dude on a New York subway for his Maga hat, and called him a racist
• 2:19:32
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Typical race is liberal.
• 2:19:35
  Testecleese: Oh, it's hilarious, because there's a video of it, too.
• 2:19:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, I saw that
• 2:19:39
  Testecleese: She took a spill and face planted on the cement on the New York subway, trying to snatch the hat off this dude's head, and he ran away, holding up, going as he ran away from her
• 2:19:53
  Brian McFadden: I don't know why the red hat set so many people off. It's ridiculous
• 2:19:59
  El Guapo: Pablo's law to see something like that, and they just trigger them
• 2:20:03
  Brian McFadden: So tds
• 2:20:05
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 2:20:06
  Testecleese: Tds is a real thing.
• 2:20:09
  Testecleese: It really is like these folks don't know why they're offended like my little sister right
• 2:20:15
  Testecleese: I asked her why she ate up because he's a racist. I was like, Oh.
• 2:20:17
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 2:20:18
  Testecleese: I was like, oh, can you give me an example? She was literally everything he says. Oh, well, that should be. I said. It should be very easy to come with a single example. She couldn't.
• 2:20:28
  Testecleese: couldn't do it
• 2:20:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:20:30
  Testecleese: And then I was like, well, what about what about someone saying? Something like, I don't want my children to grow up in a jungle, a racial jungle he was. Yeah, there you go. Perfect example. That's a quote from Joe Biden.
• 2:20:39
  Brian McFadden: That was Joe Biden.
• 2:20:42
  Brian McFadden: That ain't trump
• 2:20:43
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:20:44
  Testecleese: And you you bring. And they're like, Oh, well, well, it's always their argument. It's like, Come on, man, I expect, better than
• 2:20:53
  Testecleese: jibber jarring. You know what I mean.
• 2:20:57
  Testecleese: But yeah, I don't know it. Maybe I say, maybe I know as a fact, it's me joining the navy.
• 2:21:05
  Testecleese: I made sure to read the Constitution like 15 times in a row, and actually understand what it says, because I put a check up to including my life in defense of the Constitution of the United States of America. Right
• 2:21:18
  Testecleese: So maybe I should know what the fuck it says
• 2:21:20
  El Guapo: I think that when you go in Boot camp they should indoctrinate you and into the Constitution. What does it mean? Read it! What does it mean? What are you standing for? You know. What are you defending
• 2:21:32
  Testecleese: Well, check this out. My niece, my wife's brother's children. Child, is studying the Constitution right now.
• 2:21:41
  Testecleese: She's 12
• 2:21:43
  Testecleese: And I asked, All right. Well, what's Article 2 say? And she looked at her dad.
• 2:21:48
  Testecleese: Now you look at her.
• 2:21:50
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, what's an article
• 2:21:52
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 2:21:53
  Brian McFadden: Not really studying the Constitution. Huh!
• 2:21:55
  Testecleese: She knows the amendments is what they're studying.
• 2:21:59
  El Guapo: The bill, or another biller
• 2:22:01
  Brian McFadden: No right.
• 2:22:01
  Testecleese: More. Yeah, but I was like no article 2 actually explains how the executive branch
• 2:22:06
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 2:22:07
  Testecleese: What its authorities are.
• 2:22:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, there's a book called I Forget the name of the book, but it goes to like what happened, how these go, and because of Rhode Island. We we have a bill of rights.
• 2:22:20
  El Guapo: you know.
• 2:22:21
  Testecleese: What's ridiculous is the Bill of Rights. They never expected to have to write because they thought this shit was self-evident, as they put in the preamble right
• 2:22:30
  El Guapo: Yeah. So like, no, no Rho Islands, like, I need a bit of rights that we're not going to be part of the Union if you don't give me a bill of rights.
• 2:22:38
  El Guapo: so
• 2:22:39
  Testecleese: Not even that. I'm just saying. In general, they didn't expect that to write a Bill of rights because they was we. We see these as self evidence
• 2:22:45
  El Guapo: No, this is the see. This is why they find their father so smart by, because the new human behavior, like now people are gonna be fucking stupid
• 2:22:55
  Testecleese: Then you hear these idiots like. Oh, the Second Amendment says you need to be in a militia to have a gun.
• 2:23:01
  Testecleese: But 1st of all. That's not what it is.
• 2:23:02
  Testecleese: says it says militias are important, therefore you can have a gun. But but what makes someone a militia
• 2:23:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:23:09
  Testecleese: It can. Can I just say I'm a militia, and all of a sudden I can
• 2:23:12
  Brian McFadden: No, that's not how it works that you're not a. There's no such thing as a 1-man militia
• 2:23:17
  Testecleese: Why not?
• 2:23:19
  Brian McFadden: Because that's not the definition of militia.
• 2:23:22
  Testecleese: Bring it up.
• 2:23:24
  Testecleese: I'm not kidding you. What does militia mean? And it probably says, Group, you're right. It's okay. I can get 2 of my buddies together, and we can call ourselves a militia if we ride around Atvs with rifles.
• 2:23:38
  Testecleese: This is this is the the issue I'm seeing with their argument
• 2:23:43
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:23:43
  Testecleese: Like. I don't need government authority to say that we're militia right here we go
• 2:23:49
  Brian McFadden: I got it. The military force has raised from the civilian population to supplement a regular army in an emergency.
• 2:23:58
  Brian McFadden: a military force that engages in rebel or terrorist activities in opposition to regular army
• 2:24:06
  Brian McFadden: and able-bodied all able-bodied citizens eligible by the law to be called upon to provide military service supplementary to the regular armed forces
• 2:24:17
  Testecleese: Boom that last one you just said there
• 2:24:21
  Testecleese: applies to all of us, and you even said a terrorist organization. We could. We could
• 2:24:28
  Testecleese: be terrorists, and all of a sudden we're allowed to have guns, and no one else is
• 2:24:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:24:35
  Testecleese: This is my my point here. Anyway, you've got something brought up.
• 2:24:39
  Testecleese: and we should start talking about Bill Mamoa, because he's pulling his head out of his ass real fast lately. I don't know if you've noticed
• 2:24:46
  Brian McFadden: He went to go see President trump
• 2:24:48
  Testecleese: Did he go? I knew he was going to. I didn't know what happened yet.
• 2:24:50
  El Guapo: You did
• 2:24:51
  Brian McFadden: And these entire party hated them for it. Yeah.
• 2:24:54
  El Guapo: No
• 2:24:55
  Brian McFadden: This is about Disney's latest movie
• 2:24:58
  Testecleese: Oh, well, this is they blew this
• 2:25:01
  Brian McFadden: But
• 2:25:02
  El Guapo: It's not what
• 2:25:04
  Testecleese: Time to meet the panel. Say hello to Fox, News contributor, Joey Jones, and Wrap
• 2:25:07
  El Guapo: Danny boy O'connor in the
• 2:25:13
  El Guapo: One note for some of our audience. Members. Okay, you are a part of the Iconic Rap Group house of pain that sang, Jump around. That's correct. Okay. And Joey Jones has been kicked out of a hundred bars for that song. Joey Jones can no longer jump anywhere, not around, up and down. No jumping left. Not a big jumper. Okay, but the audience loves. You know why
• 2:25:34
  Brian McFadden: We came in
• 2:25:35
  El Guapo: Isn't he applicating?
• 2:25:37
  Testecleese: Hi
• 2:25:39
  Brian McFadden: What?
• 2:25:40
  Testecleese: He's older than you, Brian. That's why he doesn't jump
• 2:25:43
  Brian McFadden: Okay, that's fine.
• 2:25:44
  El Guapo: No, no, he don't got no legs.
• 2:25:46
  Brian McFadden: All right, so it's great to see you both
• 2:25:47
  El Guapo: America. So Disney's woke reboot of snow white premieres tonight in Hollywood, and the good news
• 2:25:53
  Testecleese: I didn't know Jimmy Fallio
• 2:25:57
  El Guapo: Raised money.
• 2:25:58
  Brian McFadden: That would be better than Saturday night. Live
• 2:26:01
  Testecleese: He's funny. It's a situation, this thing
• 2:26:04
  El Guapo: On track to bomb worse than a pager store in Lebanon. It is not
• 2:26:07
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 2:26:10
  Testecleese: Whoa!
• 2:26:12
  Brian McFadden: I almost spit out my beer
• 2:26:15
  Testecleese: Lead actress. Rachel Ziegler said Snow White would abandon the classic storyline that made Disney zillions of dollars over
• 2:26:25
  Brian McFadden: Years, and it's why they were rebooting the film. Watch this. It's no longer 1937. It's not going to be safe with a prince, and she's not going to be dreaming about true love. She's dreaming about becoming the leader. She knows she can be
• 2:26:37
  Brian McFadden: an outlet
• 2:26:38
  Testecleese: Not 1937. That's a thousand year old scores to be kissed while she's sleeping. She'd go on a date with Bill Cosby like I get it. Oh.
• 2:26:46
  Testecleese: oh.
• 2:26:48
  Brian McFadden: Jokes, but the film
• 2:26:50
  Testecleese: That was a good one. Social justice positions like replacing the dwarves with CGI images to avoid being mean to little people, because nothing shows your support for a group of people like refusing to hire them. You know
• 2:27:01
  Brian McFadden: This was, of course, met with backlash from Allie Chapman. She is the star of Little Women.
• 2:27:08
  El Guapo: Said, quote. Disney had the great opportunity to cast very talented actors like ourselves. They missed the boat, and let's face it
• 2:27:14
  Testecleese: It's a girl who's not tall enough to ride the log flume
• 2:27:19
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 2:27:21
  El Guapo: Damn also the small problem that Rachel Ziegler is seemingly
• 2:27:24
  Brian McFadden: Pro hamas, and she reportedly
• 2:27:27
  Testecleese: Doesn't get along with Israeli co-star gal gadot. And if that weren't enough to make snow, White's producers eat a poison apple
• 2:27:34
  El Guapo: Check out her comments about the majority of Americans who voted for Donald Trump. This is what she posted on Instagram
• 2:27:42
  Testecleese: The election may trump supporters and trump voters and trump himself never know peace. And now you're offended. They didn't come. See your movie. Stop it right well, the jokes are
• 2:27:53
  Brian McFadden: Because trump voters will know peace if they go to the theater, because they're going to be the only ones there to watch this.
• 2:28:00
  Brian McFadden: Ha, ha! Ha! Ha!
• 2:28:01
  Testecleese: Vegeta and goku. Right? I'm going to come to you first.st For one reason. Okay. You are the owner of the outsider's house in Tulsa, Oklahoma, based on the iconic film, the outsiders. Okay, which, of course, inspired. I love that book, the outsiders. Could you ever imagine in a billion years alienating half of your potential customers before the thing came out. No, and Michael Jordan, with the reboot and
• 2:28:24
  Brian McFadden: Musical that they didn't go crazy. With that they reimagined it, but they didn't. They didn't completely tear the story apart, and and yeah make it. No, she just wants to fight the patriarchy and vote for Kamala. But other than that.
• 2:28:36
  Brian McFadden: but what I'm saying is business-wise. You know, the business model worked. If it ain't woke. Don't fix it, you know.
• 2:28:41
  El Guapo: That's okay.
• 2:28:42
  Testecleese: Do all 7 and a half minutes of this know this, because
• 2:28:44
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm done
• 2:28:45
  Testecleese: All right. Well, and now exactly I always had goku and vegeta, and I'm surprised Wapo didn't get that reference because he shared the meme of goku and vegeta, saying, Let's go flight somewhere safe where there's no one.
• 2:28:59
  Testecleese: There's an issue, no white movie theater
• 2:29:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:29:05
  Testecleese: But here's the problem like
• 2:29:07
  Testecleese: not the problem. But one thing that got really got into this movie is Gala Gado, was the
• 2:29:13
  Testecleese: little queen right
• 2:29:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:29:17
  Testecleese: She's asking the mirror. Who's the fairest of them all? And it said, this other bitch, Rachel Zegler Galagado, is way more attractive than Rachel Zegler.
• 2:29:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:29:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:29:28
  Testecleese: What, and no one disagrees with me on this one
• 2:29:31
  El Guapo: - very.
• 2:29:33
  El Guapo: And it have you seen Rachel Segler and Gaga do walking? The Oscar
• 2:29:40
  Testecleese: But she's probably a foot and a half taller than her
• 2:29:42
  El Guapo: Yeah. But the way she was walking around
• 2:29:48
  El Guapo: I was like a fucking boy. It looked like a fucking boy
• 2:29:51
  Testecleese: Well, and she comes out. She comes out talking about like you know. Kill the Jews I love. Palestine was like I. I was born in Israel, you know.
• 2:30:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:30:04
  El Guapo: So this will happen when you let fucking actress and actress talk about politics. It probably
• 2:30:11
  El Guapo: she gonna be the sacrificial lamp, and she's gonna set example for everybody else. Stop talking about fucking.
• 2:30:16
  El Guapo: Wow!
• 2:30:16
  Brian McFadden: Apparently she's been in other movies previously that were
• 2:30:19
  El Guapo: Oh, she was a West Side story. She got a good voice.
• 2:30:23
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 2:30:23
  Testecleese: Side story was a giant rip off of Romeo, Juliet, and you and
• 2:30:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. But she did. Still did a remake just recently, like couple of years ago. And she was part of that. And
• 2:30:36
  Testecleese: We don't do remakes.
• 2:30:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, and she did hunk the hunker game
• 2:30:44
  Testecleese: Wife.
• 2:30:44
  Testecleese: A snow white is a thousand year old story.
• 2:30:48
  Testecleese: It's it's from the fucking brothers. Yeah.
• 2:30:53
  Testecleese: Brother's grim.
• 2:30:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, I haven't my
• 2:30:56
  Brian McFadden: Some things you're better off just not fucking with, you know. Just
• 2:31:00
  El Guapo: What this?
• 2:31:00
  Brian McFadden: If you want to make a remake, make a remake, baby
• 2:31:02
  El Guapo: Disney, space.
• 2:31:04
  Brian McFadden: Whole thing else if you want to change it. Right? Yeah, exactly.
• 2:31:07
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 2:31:08
  El Guapo: Well, Disney changed the story for the original one the little more gruesome, and it's like Green's brother. They were. All the stories are gruesome. It's just keep it straight, you know.
• 2:31:21
  Testecleese: Well, did you notice in the animated version? She had a sparrow land on her hand, and in the movie with Rachel Zegler she had a fucking crow land on her hand.
• 2:31:32
  El Guapo: Aren't crows the harbinger of death
• 2:31:35
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:31:35
  El Guapo: No.
• 2:31:37
  Testecleese: That movie, didn't she?
• 2:31:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, she get her career.
• 2:31:42
  El Guapo: I am just kidding every year
• 2:31:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Take over sharing.
• 2:31:46
  Testecleese: Oh, shoot! I don't know
• 2:31:48
  Brian McFadden: Alright, talking back from you.
• 2:31:50
  Testecleese: And that's why. Oh, yeah, right, I am not sharing. And I clicked the wrong audio link, anyway, because I'm a fucking moron
• 2:31:57
  Brian McFadden: That's because you've been drinking
• 2:31:58
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:31:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, well, the show went out longer. I don't understand
• 2:32:06
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ. What am I keep clicking on? Yeah, I keep clicking on in the morning, and not intro. No wonder why
• 2:32:14
  Testecleese: there we go.
• 2:32:15
  Testecleese: Chokey seems to keep going longer the more I drink through it.
• 2:32:26
  Testecleese: But yeah, no over 2 h. That's enough. Time, right?
• 2:32:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:32:31
  Testecleese: 3,
• 2:32:32
  Brian McFadden: Almost
• 2:32:33
  Testecleese: Let's let's pinch this turd off, Buddy
• 2:32:37
  Brian McFadden: Pinching.