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Things your parents need to stop doing 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: I wasn't even at your parents' house this trip, but I can feel I can feel your mom saying sus and it m it it it makes like tingles go up my back like in a not good way it makes you die inside a little bit I mean yeah all respect to Gail 69 years old sus needs to not be said after 24 years old exactly what are the things that or in a job interview just want to point that one out these Hey what are your benefits?
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh well uh you know we pay 20% of your health insurance.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's a little sus.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: Get out! These are the things your parents need to stop doing.
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  SPEAKER_00: My other big one from my parents is can we stop yelling to get each other's attention?
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: That won't happen.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can you just walk in the room?
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  SPEAKER_00: I can accept that or get on the floor that you need to talk them to.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm not I'm not saying the floor on the ground.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: I mean like if my mom's on the first floor your father's taking a fall now?
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_00: And it needs to get to the second floor, then go to the second floor to say what you need.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: That's never gonna change.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's not changing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sus needs to stop.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_00: I want my mom to stop telling me how to drive.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_00: I've been driving for over 20 years with no accidents, but 73 on the highway is a huge deal.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_00: I love that one so much.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: What does she want you to do?
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_01: Go slower?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I want you to go faster.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, this is a good one too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Please stop speak texting.
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  SPEAKER_00: They will stop mid-conversation and say, oh, hold on.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: I have a text.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_00: Then proceed with, hi, period.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_00: No, I did not know Uncle Johnny farted in the store today.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_00: Exclamation point.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_00: I really don't need to hear your whole conversation.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_00: I love this because I totally do that.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, got me too.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: I almost sent you.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_01: I accidentally you had texted yesterday.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_01: I uh it was something later in the.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it was about your star check coming.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh uh you Yeah, baby.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: I accidentally hit the record button, you know, next to my text and I was talking to Lydia.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: You almost got me making her after school snack charcuterie board entire conversation.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and Lydia, here's the strawberry.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_00: And here's the salami.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, what other ones do you have?
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_00: Because we do have VIP comedy club tickets for the Clemens Center on Monday.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is next Monday, which includes that slam and jammin' uh barbecue dinner.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's awesome.
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  SPEAKER_01: You get drink passes, everything.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, this one.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_00: I want my mom to stop telling me when I should and shouldn't have more kids.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm 28.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can make that decision on how far apart I want my kids to be.
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  SPEAKER_01: More your choice or not your choice yourself than not.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: Every here's another.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you catch all that?
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I did.
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  SPEAKER_00: I did.
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  SPEAKER_00: 3826.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_00: Every time we are out and someone says hi to me, my mom asks, who's that?
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  SPEAKER_00: How I know them, how I met them.
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  SPEAKER_00: For the love of God, just stop asking.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_00: I know people.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: I'm 40.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: I know people.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_00: These are so good.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, how do we pick just one?
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: These are actually what else what else you got?
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, as far as the text messages.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got another one that I want to read.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait.
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  SPEAKER_00: My parents.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got two other ones.
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  SPEAKER_00: My parents are mid-70s, and my dad is overly affectionate with my mom.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, welcome to my life.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_00: That needs to stop more than the yelling.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome to my life.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_00: Um, they said it grosses me out.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_00: Me too! Oh my god, my parents make out in the grocery store and I hate it.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: Then he has the audacity to tell me, where do you think you came from?
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, stop.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_00: That sus.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_00: Pony Joe, what did you say?
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Pony Joe said, um, uh, I want my parents to stop being dead.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Pony Joe.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_01: Hang on, I gotta go get the fun sucker machine.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: Damn fun sucker.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_01: There it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: See that sound?
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's the fun sucker sound right there.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: Come on, Joe.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I can relate.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'd rather mine were still here, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: But sucking up all the fun, Joe! All of it! Sucking it! That's a good vacuum.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_01: That is a good vacuum.