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Whackhead Prank: I paid it! · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Okay, this Thursday, it's a throwback Thursday with a twist.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So so last night at what is it
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  Speaker 1: about eleven thirty in the evening, I dropped some messages
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  Speaker 1: on our group. I've been sent this video of this
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  Speaker 1: guy on TikTok stote wolf yaku three. Oh what a name,
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  Speaker 1: stoat wolf Yaku three. He's got two hundred odd thousand views.
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  Speaker 1: So he's taken one of my pranks and he moms it.
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  Speaker 1: It's not the first guy to do this, right, there's
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  Speaker 1: a few guys that do this and they mom their
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  Speaker 1: way through the prank. And I'm like, Okay, you know
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  Speaker 1: this is another guy that's doing it. That's cool. I'm
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  Speaker 1: like really cool with it, Like do it, have fun
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  Speaker 1: with it, you know, because you'll get more views than
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  Speaker 1: I'll ever get. I promise you on TikTok I'll get
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  Speaker 1: ten thousand, you go two hundred thousand, right, So I'm
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  Speaker 1: cool with it. But then I start looking at comments
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  Speaker 1: and now the people think that that's me. So he's
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  Speaker 1: moming my pranks, you know, Like, but the comments are
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  Speaker 1: like so I miss him when he was on nine
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  Speaker 1: four seven. Oh, so that's where he is now.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's what he looks like.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's what he looks like. That's not what I
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  Speaker 1: look like. I mean, the dude's got a mustache, looks
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  Speaker 1: like a cool, cool uncle, you know, like a cool
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  Speaker 1: fun uncle, the fun guy at the bra. You know.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, but that's not me, you know, in
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  Speaker 1: the way you describe it, it could be you, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the fun uncle at the bry. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm thinking. You know, like people are thinking, obviously
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  Speaker 1: I worked a lot of my career in Joeburg, and
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  Speaker 1: they're thinking, we haven't heard this over in ten years. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: there he is. Now he's like he's like he's hit
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  Speaker 1: such hard times. He's on TikTok and he's moming his
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  Speaker 1: old pranks or like he's actually he's moming his own stuff.
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  Speaker 1: When you say morming, yeah, there was the mouth movements
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  Speaker 1: didn't follow along with the script. He looked more like,
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  Speaker 1: as it was described, a fish. Yeah, that's what irritated me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's not even like sinking. But also now
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  Speaker 1: therese people in the comments who think that it's you,
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  Speaker 1: but the internet is actually the wild guys are so strict.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't not look at his eyes. His eyes were
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  Speaker 1: filled with so much joy that man is so happy
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  Speaker 1: stoked wolf yaku three on TikTok. I love you man.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you make money off of this. I really do.
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  Speaker 1: But now I'm going to play the prank in question,
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  Speaker 1: because he does a few of them, but this is
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  Speaker 1: the one that I saw and I'm going to to
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  Speaker 1: camera here in studio mom my own prank. So you're
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  Speaker 1: not going to hear this, but later on we're going
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  Speaker 1: to put them side by side, and I want you
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  Speaker 1: to who did it best? Okay, good luck to you
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  Speaker 1: for all you. Okay, So do you remember the script? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: there's never a script. I make it up as I
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  Speaker 1: go along. But anyway, this car, it involved Russell, so
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  Speaker 1: it was an outstanding accounty paid the ball and they
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  Speaker 1: still kept phoning and they didn't register that he paid
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  Speaker 1: the ball. So there's a gwinn acid Okay. So it's
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  Speaker 1: a wild one. It's a great one. Here it is. Hello, Hello, good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at them as the Lewis.
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  Speaker 2: Please, yo're just speaking Hello.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling you from Russell's. Eh.
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  Speaker 3: Who are you?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Carl.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, phone your client and get the facts, please, them
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  Speaker 2: then phone me back.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we don't work on fax machine anymore, Sir, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Mark, I said nothing about affects machine. It's phone your clients,
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  Speaker 2: get the facts, and then phone me back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying they didn't send me effects. It was an email.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say anything about effects. I said, phone your clients,
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  Speaker 3: get the facts from them, and then phone me back.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what facts are? I don't own the
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  Speaker 3: rustles of saints?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, say sorry, I don't know what's going on
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  Speaker 1: in the phone system here.
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  Speaker 3: I slammed the phone in your face because you That's
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  Speaker 3: what happened. I paid those people. I don't owe them
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  Speaker 3: as saints. Is there anything else I can help you with?
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  Speaker 1: Five and fifty? Answer? Yeah, I paid it, not according
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  Speaker 1: to the records.
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  Speaker 3: Check your records again. I've got the proof of payment.
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  Speaker 3: Other I take me to court and I'll show you
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  Speaker 3: for harassments.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, is it then?
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  Speaker 2: My friend?
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  Speaker 4: What is your name?
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  Speaker 1: I told you my name is Carl. Okay, what I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you? First? Excuse me?
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  Speaker 3: What is your surnay?
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  Speaker 4: What is your surnay?
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  Speaker 3: I'm suing you. I don't stopped around my friends. There's
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  Speaker 3: such thout The one text the problem? What is your
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  Speaker 3: surnay man?
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  Speaker 1: Where are you finding me from? Do you know what?
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  Speaker 1: You are? Uglier than homemade soap?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 3: That is that is really professional from you? Eh? Where
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  Speaker 3: are you fighting me from?
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  Speaker 1: Don't think you can make demands out phoning you for
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  Speaker 1: a demand of five hundred and fifty n you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to see things from your point of view,
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  Speaker 1: but I can't seem to get my head that far
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  Speaker 1: up my eyes.
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  Speaker 3: You can't get seem to get your head so far
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  Speaker 3: up your ears.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, listen to how this guy is talking to me.
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  Speaker 3: Because a friend, I'm going to find you, and when
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  Speaker 3: I find you, it is you and me. Do you
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  Speaker 3: understand me? The day that I find you, you and
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  Speaker 3: I we're gonna dance, my friend.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, maybe you should wear a condom on
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  Speaker 1: your head. If you're gonna act like a penis, then
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  Speaker 1: you might as well dress like one too.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, a smuffing?
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  Speaker 3: What is just give me give me the name?
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  Speaker 2: Give me your name again.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Carl. And who's that lady talking in
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  Speaker 1: the background for you? Is that your mummy? What is
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  Speaker 1: your mommy? Fighting your battles? My surname is wicked Simpson.
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  Speaker 4: Lewiscked no, man, yes, I always said you would never
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  Speaker 4: catch me.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly what she said in the email.
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  Speaker 3: We're asking ready for man, Wow, you broke that.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I see that. Why that was a good time
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  Speaker 1: to to lip sing? That was I tried. I tried
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  Speaker 1: to lip sync. It's actually very difficult. So you're saying,
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  Speaker 1: leave it to the process, leave it to the price.