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Scott's a Hawaiin Shirt Guy now · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: I told you eight nine nine two to set your alarm for this.
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  SPEAKER_01: You certainly did.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then we get this text message.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did someone win the birthday wheel?
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  SPEAKER_00: I totally forgot to set my alarm and I slept in.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yes, someone won.
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  SPEAKER_01: So we're back to$106 to start fresh for next week.
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  SPEAKER_01: So congratulations to Jake from Beaver Dams.
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  SPEAKER_01: He actually got sell service and was able to get through to us and claim the money for uh May 29th, 2000.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're so happy for him.
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  SPEAKER_00: He sits on a throne of lies.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's not true.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nobody won.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nobody won.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now we're over$1,300.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then$9604, similar text.
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  SPEAKER_00: Was there a birthday wheel winner today?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, it was Jake from Beaver Dams.
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  SPEAKER_01: Got cell service.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, there was nothing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nothing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nothing.
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  SPEAKER_00: I knew it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I said it and I knew it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I said, I'm not feeling good about today.
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  SPEAKER_00: No one's gonna win today.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Isn't that?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean By the way, thank you to Hasselsons for sponsoring this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know it's a crappy attitude.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, it's it's not.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're just that was the feeling you had today.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was feeling a little different.
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  SPEAKER_00: I thought, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Were we close?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, we had somebody call.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is true.
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  SPEAKER_00: And theirs was the day before.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it wasn't called them.
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  SPEAKER_01: And the aunt was wrong.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is such a good ant, though.
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  SPEAKER_00: Always looking out.
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  SPEAKER_00: And remember your birthdays.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't remember everyone's birthday.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what would make that ant better?
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  SPEAKER_01: That screw up buying dinner at Libs.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: For your nephew.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: You screwed that right up.
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  SPEAKER_01: You owe him.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bring them to Centertown Social and get a dinner there tonight with us.
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  SPEAKER_00: Better yet.
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  SPEAKER_00: Five to seven.
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  SPEAKER_00: And uh we're gonna be slinging drinks and lots of prizes too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, speaking of uh losers with the birthday wheel, here's another set of losers.
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  SPEAKER_01: Fantasy football, it's too deep.
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  SPEAKER_01: Fantasy football, and it's every day, Remember.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's football's blender.
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  SPEAKER_01: We'll keep me busy every day from now until December.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's fantasy football draft day, and I say there's gonna be a lot of people that are gonna be losers with that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, somebody ultimately wins, but rarely does it seem to be you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, my boyfriend's a big baseball guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And one thing we haven't gone through together, not really, not really, is the full football season.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, did we meet at a Bill's tailgate watch party?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, we did.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I don't know how fantasy football he gets.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or some people are so, so into it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, I'm sure Natalie, what's Natalie's husband's name?
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  SPEAKER_01: Luke.
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  SPEAKER_01: Luke.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure Natalie and your father.
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  SPEAKER_01: Each have their own teams.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll bet you money.
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  SPEAKER_01: Natalie, I know you're listening.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you have your own team?
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  SPEAKER_01: And I know Luke has his own team.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's a Broncos fan.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's a Bills fan.
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  SPEAKER_01: But the thing with fantasy football, you don't have to, it just it can be players from all over the place.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is like a following of the stats.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's too much work for me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but what I'm saying is, she like she has a team.
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  SPEAKER_00: She is she is a diehard.
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  SPEAKER_00: She is somebody that really pays attention.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: But Scott and I were talking about this off the air a second ago, and I said, I used to always do fantasy football.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I did it with all of my friends from back home, which is fine, but I think there's two things that happened.
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  SPEAKER_00: One, when you're not with each other to razz each other all the time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, did you guys ever watch the league?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was a great show was great.
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  SPEAKER_00: So they get together and you you bust a little bazaal.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: So if I'm not there for the ball busting, it just doesn't make it as fun.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And well, didn't and also losing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, let's say, didn't you have one year you did well, or was that with the Super Bowl picks?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh no, I always lose Super Bowl picks.
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  SPEAKER_00: But at one year I did do pretty decent on the fantasy football.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Until the end, it just I mean, and she was picking based on, you know, the size of the bulge with the cup.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's how that was going.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I lost so much that it it it just isn't worth it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know you kind of have to do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: But no, I know a lot of people that do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh from soccer, Valerie and Brian.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think they both have individual teams.
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  SPEAKER_01: In fact, I know they do.
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  SPEAKER_01: So anyway, today's draft day for that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I you know, if you're excited for that, good luck to you because I can tell you the odds not with you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: But have fun with it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, I need your help.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Today is Hawaiian shirt day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, this takes a certain kind of man.
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  SPEAKER_00: You remember when we were at that radio conference and our friend Mahoney, he always, every day, every day Mahoney had it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wears a Hawaiian shirt.
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  SPEAKER_01: So here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tonight we have the Centertown Social Scott and Alley Afterwork Social.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have one Hawaiian shirt in my closet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do I do I?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll put a Scott and Alley shirt underneath it in case, you know, well, in case the buttons are fighting too hard around this, but uh but Why do you have a Hawaiian shirt?
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  SPEAKER_00: You're not a Hawaiian shirt guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Even though you have a big personality.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought you were gonna say Belly! No!
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  SPEAKER_00: Even though you're a big personality, I don't think that you're a Hawaiian shirt guy because you don't tend to dress that way, but I always say this.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is an uh I'm going against my own argument.
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  SPEAKER_00: Whenever women say, I can't wear red lipstick, because I always wear red lipstick, I say, yes, you can.
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  SPEAKER_00: You just got you just gotta start once.
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  SPEAKER_01: So are we gonna actually draw this to conclusion right now?
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  SPEAKER_01: Am I wearing the Hawaiian shirt tonight?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think that would just even bring up the vibe a little bit more.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then it is a sole deal.
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  SPEAKER_01: You've seen me one time in the Hawaiian shirt.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know who else always wears a Hawaiian shirt?
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  SPEAKER_00: Guy Fieri.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know he does.
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  SPEAKER_00: Who is also getting surprised?
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you spike my hair tonight?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, you should.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh he's also getting ridiculously skinny.
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  SPEAKER_00: He must be on a GLP one.
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't notice that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is he really dropping it?
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  SPEAKER_00: He was on something that my parents, I was at my parents' house like three weeks ago, and they watch some terrible TV.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: They watch 69-year-old people TV.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Between all the reruns of CSI, Dancing with the Stars, and then this.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, Guy Fury, that's who you're picking.
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  SPEAKER_00: But anyway, that's here nor there.
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  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, he's dang skinny.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_01: I didn't notice that, huh?
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  SPEAKER_00: I think if even if you started today, you could keep it going.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can get your collection boosted up.
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  SPEAKER_00: And that way, every time somebody goes to a location, they see one.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is what I love about things.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love cherries.
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  SPEAKER_00: So whenever people go places and they see cherry things, they always bring me a cherry thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you're thinking now people should start bringing me Hawaiian shirts because I only have one on the closet.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're getting to that age of you are you are the Hawaiian Hawaiian shirt guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well.
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  SPEAKER_00: That could be your new thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh tonight I'll I'll whip out the Hawaiian shirt.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'll put on social.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you guys really like it, I think that you should be the Hawaiian shirt guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: We all know like one Hawaiian shirt guy, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: All this because it's National Hawaiian shirt day today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: My best friend used to be the Hawaiian.
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  SPEAKER_00: My best friend used to be the Hawaiian shirt guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Grew out of it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he grew up of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Until he's 60?
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  SPEAKER_00: And then it comes back around.