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77. Beverly Hills 90210: Snowbound · Notable Nostalgia

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I'm end up comedy travels. Should we open our own traffic school and making
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whatever theme we want? Is that easy to do? I'm wondering, Sali
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traffic School. I'm Ali, I'm Andy, I'm Jeff, and I'm Maria.
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And this is Notable Nostalgia. Hello everyone, thank you for listening to
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our very special episode of Notable Nostalgia. Well, we will be discussing an
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amazing episode of Beverly Hills nine O two and O. I'm Jeff, joined
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by Ali, Andy, and Ria. Hello. Hello, yeah, yeah,
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all right, before we get too deep into everything about this, what
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what? What's your history with nine two and L So this is the second
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episode I watched, and both episodes are because of this, uh this podcast
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that we're Yeah, we visited a nine or two and oh previously on episode
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fifty three of our show, and we discuss an iconic episode one Weddy in
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the Funeral. So after you listen to this, go back and listen to
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that, or stop listening to this and go listen to that first, and
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then you come back and listen to this. I do want to say that's
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my that one is probably my favorite episode we ever did. Was that I
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don't know. I think it's just because we weren't expecting. I had never
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seen it before, so I had no idea what to expect, and Ali's
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never seen it before. So there's just a lot of fun. I don't
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know. I think it's a lot of fun to just say how wacky it
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was, dude. Yeah? Um, how about you Ali? Same as
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Andy. Second time I've seen this show thanks to this podcast, So it
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didn't launch you into becoming a fan and you watching all the episodes between fifty
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three and this episode number Yeah, they're only nine episodes apart these two episodes?
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Really was that first one? Who watched before this one? Yes?
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This is yeah, this is after because because Dylan is now gone, they
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he'll be back. How about you Rio, what's your history with NINEO two?
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And oh this is the first episode I've ever seen? Wait? This
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is perfect? Okay. So I chose this episode because I knew I wanted
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to visit Kelly being a cokehead. Um, so I reached out to my
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sister Jesse, who's the ugly Zoe de channel, which is still a compliment
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because Zoe Dishnell's really pretty well, she's like a seven, but um,
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and then she immediately texted texted text shouted me the episode uh snowboard snowbound.
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So thanks this and yeah, so before we get into it, here are
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some random stats, random stuff and other stuff. Is how I labeled it.
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Okay, okay, So before we get in this episode and we will
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be I wanted to review some facts. Okay, nice, Jeff, I
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did. I did write that out, Okay. Beverly Hills Nino two L
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ran from Uctober fourth, nineteen nineteen. I was trying not to like have
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to review it, so that's not my jam. Um to May seventeenth two
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was in so one of like the tent poles of pop culture of the nineties
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pre nine to eleven. It spanned two decades and two centuries and two millenniums
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and ran for ten seasons two hundred and ninety three episodes. The series finale
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had sixteen point eight million viewers. There was a lot less people in the
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world at that time. I think, yeah, probably about like two billion.
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It's like three populations going up. Yeah, cool or not. The
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iconic Tiffany Amberthiesan returned for the final episode of the show, Whoop Whoop,
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How was it? Sidebar? How was it? Because we reviewed an episode
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to say, by the bell, how was it seeing Tiffany Amberthiesen in as
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Kelly and then as Valerie? I thought she had entirely too much makeup on.
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And then also I'm like, she's got to be like so irritated to
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like leave like a drug anti drug PSA type show to do it like play
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that exact character again in this episode. No, we're talking about Tiffany Emberthesen.
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Yeah. Yeah, Valerie not Kelly. I said what I said?
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Okay, do you think it was weird for her to talk to someone named
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Kelly even though she played Kelly. Yeah? And what's her deal with leaving
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shows before they're finished and then coming back for the finale? What does she
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think? She? Exactly? She is the best? Okay? Um.
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The rap duo Insane Clown Posse released an EP what's EP mean extended press or
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something like the titled Beverly Hills five h one eight seven, which featured a
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song titled Beverly Hills describing member violent Jay Kelly the series characters for being rich
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and prejudiced towards the lower class. That's interesting. Um, I my coworker
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when I first started working with her, I was like, just randomly,
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I was like, are you a Juggalo and she was like yeah. I
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was like, I knew it. I knew it. I'm not a big
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fan of ICP, but I want to go to the gathering of the Juggalos
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so fucking bad in my life. Apparently there. I didn't know anything about
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them, but apparently they're they're super progressive and inclusive and stuff. Yeah,
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yeah, I mean they are. Yeah, yeah, that's really cool.
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Yeah yeah, because we're inclusive podcast. Um, that was an ICP callo.
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We're not fully inclusive. Oh we don't have any time ease twins or
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anything. Um. I was gonna say cannibals, but you know, yea
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there, So that's that's right, that's here. But we made we we'll
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die on that field. We are anti cannibalism. Yeah, right, right,
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we are. Okay, if we hire or hire or have like a
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conjoint twin, we have to have both of them on here, because if
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one of them is on the podcast and one of them is not, they're
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going to be doing stuff, playing on their game Boy or something. Yeah,
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we're doing a full attention. We need full attention attention. Um,
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Beverly Hills Beverly Hills Man two know uh created uh see spinoffs, one of
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them being the classic melrose Place UM and then that started Heller Locklear as a
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vehicle for her UM. She banged Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora from John Bonjo
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from bon Jovi, which I and I couldn't find any sex tape between her
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and any of them, but I did rewatch the sex tape with Pamela Anderson
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and Tommy Lee, and it's that talk about in nostalgia. That's a I
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just rewatched the whole Bogan one like two weeks ago. I want to,
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like just for fin Yeah, talking to my friend and I was like,
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and then, oh, it's because I happened to listen to an old episode
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and we bring it up about how oh Coogan made more money by that sex
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tape than his whole career of wrestling. And I was talking to my friend.
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I was like, was I talking to you about this? And then
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she's like yeah. I was like, that's they made. He made one
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hundred forty million. So then I had to go back and I would make
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a porn for that much. I make a porn for like Okay, Rby's
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Rys was just so good. All right. Blah blah blah blah blah.
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I think that's it. Um. If you if you make a porno and
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like you have to say, we have the meets like as your I'll just
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give me a beat of Jetta, all right. So now let's return to
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nineteen ninety six Beverly Hills and discuss season six, episode eighteen, classic snow
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Bound. I had to like rewatch one winning in a Funeral because I thought
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this was an entirely new cast. Oh god, yeah, well none of
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the people were memorable. We'll get to that when I did the opening credits,
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but we'll kind of recap and everything. So again for listeners, I
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didn't pay attention while I was watching this, and I was feeling happy,
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so we'll see how it goes, all right. This episode opens with Donna
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looking for her keys at the girl's house. I was already gone, and
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Donna is talking to Claire, who won't be around much longer. Spoiler uh.
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Donna makes the comment that she's having lunch with her dad, which sidebar.
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We all know or soon to know that Donna akh Hory Spelling only got
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her role in Beverly Hills because her dad was Aaron spelling. She's she's terrible.
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Yeah, karma came back to her though, Ali when she was pretty
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much left out of his will and her husband cheated on her. Damn.
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Yeah, I don't want and I put losing how you get him um?
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Because she cheated on her boyfriend her husband will with Dean um anyways? Oh,
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I actually put anyways anyways. The friends discussed that they have not seen
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or heard from Kelly in a while. Dramatic music starts to play as they
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worry that Colin, Kelly's boyfriend is getting high with her. Donna has doubts
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was the last time. I don't remember. Actually, I don't think I've
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seen him more than a couple of times last two weeks. Yeah, I
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know. I called her at Colins like five times. They're not answering.
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I'm worried about her. Yeah, I know. It's not like her.
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What you think Colin's still getting high? Yeah? I do. And I
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think he's dragging her down with him. No way, not call. She
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would never touch that stuff. The scene cuts nice oh like to coke on
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a mirror and Collin and Kelly waking up beside it. Beside it, they
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start fucking and assuming that they do more drugs and then and I'll we'll pause
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in just a little bit or whenever, but now we go because that was
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a pretty quick opening. Now we go to the opening credits, and I
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just wrote out for like the listeners or for the three of you that haven't
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you know, been around this cast before or in a while. Um,
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it goes Brandon Love, Kelly Legacy. So she's a Legacy act like character,
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but I enjoy to watch her fail, and she fails a lot throughout
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the series. Steve Love, David Legacy but okayh meaning he's from the first
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season to the last season. Donna Legacy but annoying. Af Valerie, Oh,
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Tiffany Aber Theseian icon and then Nate Love or Nat whatever his name is.
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Claire don't get attached to her, but definitely rewatched Scary Movie two.
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Okay, yeah, because she's funny in that. Then the commercial breaks to
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something about empowerment can Yeah. So Brian Austin Green, who plays David,
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Yeah, he gives a look when he's the feature that only conveys shame that
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like he like, I can't believe I'm still doing this. That music is
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so iconic though, and what have David done besides Megan Fox. I also
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find it hilarious that the peach Pit guy is in there. The old guy.
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Yeah, I didn't realize he was in the credits in the first episode
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they watched. And he doesn't get like storylines really either, but he's just
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there doctors and shot It's like if friends that show Friends, like if Gunther
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was like, yeah, exactly, yeah, and he just looked at me,
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staring on me. I know of the show. Yeah, so I
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watched this. You can find this side bar. You can find this on
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Pluto TV is where I watched it. Where did you watch it? Well?
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I tried to watch it on Pluto, but then I had like issues
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and it says on Hulus and I signed it for Hulu, but they only
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have two seasons, and I went back to Pluto and I figured out the
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third time. You didn't have Hulu to begin with. Well, I thought
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I did. I don't know. I didn't do something on it. It
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wasn't on my main TV. It was on like my phone. I don't
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know. Anyway, everyone doesn't need to know. The Amazon for free Yeah,
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oh wow, I had to watch fucking those empowerment shows. Or commercials
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some good ads though, Yeah, Brandon and his girlfriend do not care for
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her, are running and making me feel bad about myself. The following lines
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are said, were you wrestless in the room in the womb? And then
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she responds, I was born two months premature, and he goes, that
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makes sense or something like that was gold? Did you go ahead? You
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catch the running like music? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I even put
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the music so anytime because I was going to ramble for the next like thirty
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to forty minutes, so I jumped in all the time. So feel free
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because some of these might go on for a while because I didn't plan where
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Okay, anyways, all right, Oh, her name is Susan. They
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come up, so you can tell that she's not important because she's not in
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the opening credits. Um. They come up to a car wreck and what
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appears to be a dead person in the road. Dramatic music plays. Susan
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is reacting and has a black and white flashback to her sister getting hit by
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a car. A police officer tells them to get going, and Susan told,
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let's Brandon know about her sister Catherine was killed by a hit and run.
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Shit now, I feel bad about talking shit about Susan earlier, but
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I do what I can. My um older sister was killed in a car
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accident. Hit run. I don't know you had a sister. Yeah,
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she's only twenty two. She she just finished Downford. It was on her
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way to Harvard Medical School. What was her name, Katherine? Yeah.
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Really loved her, but hey, everybody did. She was the best.
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You know. I always thought if I could be half as good as she
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was, her half as smart, I'm doing pretty well. I think she'd
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be very proud. I'm so because you know, everything I'm doing is because
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of her school paper. Everything. Claire shows up. She's the one with
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a lot of it. She has a lot of makeup on that one does.
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Shows up to show off her new car to Steve and Meat. They
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do some small talk I didn't quite catch, and oh there's some sexist stokes.
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Claire and Steve decide to race, and then the cops pull the entitled
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duo over for speeding. Steve makes two inappropriate kidney Oh yeah, this one
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annoyed me. Be two inappropriate kidney transplant jokes, shout out to my boot
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jeremy, um um, oh side, I go off on tangent sidebar.
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Well, ninety percent of adults in America support organ donation, only sixty percent
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are actually signed up as donors. Eight lives can be saved by just one
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person's donations. Visit organ There is a PSA to visit organ donor dot gov
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for more information how you can become an organ donor. Also, the only
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advice I would give is let your family know what your wishes are now.
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Anyways, So that was kind of like, I hate Steve so much,
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Like he is hideous and he's a dick, and he's not funny, and
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he dresses terribly. I'm right. When I saw Steve walking, I put
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my notes, Oh great, it's the human cartoon again. I can't stand
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Steve either. I haven't said how much I hate him, haven't. I
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have in my notes that he's dressed like a German terrorist in an action movie.
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Oh nice, And like later he's carrying a briefcase. Right, So
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at the very beginning, it's like super comedy. When the somebody's talking like
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there's no way Kelly will do drugs, it instantly clicks over to her doing
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drugs. I love that so much. And then also I said this a
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bunch, But anybody this cocaine sober without alcohol, that's fucking crazy. You
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know, it's insane to me. John, John, Jason, Kenneth,
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Larry Paul. Those are all the producers for this one episode. There are
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six producers for this one episode. I was like, is the producer less
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still fucking going? Jesus? Yeah, it's good. I like that.
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Is it supposed to be a comedy, a comedy, drama, soap opera?
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Okay, because it covers all the bases? Yeah, because I did.
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I don't know if this to me, this episode was really boring and
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so but I was like, was it supposed to be funny at places?
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I think this like the scenes for our listeners. I haven't watched episode before.
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The scenes with like Steve and Claire are supposed to be like kind of
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the more comic relief I think of that episode. Okay, yeah, but
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which I forget that they were dating until further on the episode because they do
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not belong together. They yeah, yeah, that's very toxic. But when
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she has a flashback when they're jogging, the music was hilarious, Like the
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way they were just editing it. The black and white was fucking funny,
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But that is why patience is important. If her sister would have waited for
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her to tire shoe, there wouldn't have been a hit and run or should
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I say hit and jog? Oh I wrote that last name. I can't
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wait to use that. Yeah. And then that's even when they walk up
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to the the actual accident in real time. Yeah, like he goes,
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man, that looks bad, and they put a sheet over a dead child,
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like, yeah, it couldn't be any yeah, get oh my gosh.
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When Steve is talking to the girl Claire, yeah, he goes,
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please don't make me laugh? Yeah too, yeah, first he laughs and
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say please don't make me laugh? Right, but why wouldn't somebody want to
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laugh? What a weird fucking thing? Like, oh, don't make you
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laugh? Again? In this same episode, yeah, but why who would
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not want that joy to come upon them? Who would? Even if this
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is fucking crazy to me? I don't know. Let'll tell you what,
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Parnelly, I'll race my barbimobile against you anytime. You're like, okay,
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please don't make me laugh, Claire. I also thought it was weird,
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like so in in that flashback, her sister is like, oh, come
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on you're faking it, and it's like her shoe is clearly untied. You're
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like, well, yeah, your shoe is untied. Oh my gosh,
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that's fucking good. And then yeah, I don't think you guys have the
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part with Tiffany Amberthson goes to the house. Yet No, not yet.
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The next scene is at Collins House where Kelly and him are planning out what
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to do for the day. They decided to go shopping in a limo,
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doing drugs and making love all days the plan. Suddenly, there is a
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knock at the door and his Valerie. Valerie mentions that Kelly has not been
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in school recently. Valerie informs Colin that there is a collector that might be
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interested in his art. And then Valerie noticed this rolled up cash and asked,
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politely having fun. Yeah, God, I love her and it's about
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god, g W I think you want to take a look at this.
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It's from Sterling Penny's a collector Liza White. It's got one of the most
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famous contemporary art collections in the world. Jeah, I know who he is.
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He read about my mural in the La Times. Kelly he wants to
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see more. He's flying in next week. That's great. Yeah, that's
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that's really great, having fun. Kelly tries to blame Colin, but Valerie
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knows better. Valeries did Valerie and Colin every date. No, she's always
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like fans of like the bad guy of the group. Like she's definitely in
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my opinion, I referred to her later as this as the anti hero.
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Oh sure she is. She's only unlikable, but she's like that. She's
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she has a good heart underneath it. Only here for this arc. No,
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he's in for a little bit. He's not like, okay, beginning
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credits, but he's on for a list. Is this one of the first
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episodes we see him in though? No, no, I don't. I
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don't remember how long he's in. I haven't rewatched in a while, but
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now he's in for a little bit. Yeah. Valerie's visit could have been
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a call, but we all know that that's not that's not Valerie style.
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So she just yeah, back in the day before texting people, just go
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over together's house. Announced, Um, Donna is at the peach pit with
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her father. I have no idea what they were talking about at this point,
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but we will see. It's kind of important. They are. They
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are talking about Joe, But I'm forgetting who Joe is because David and Donna
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belong together because they lose each their virginities to each other. Just so you
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know, Brandon Slash Susan show up as Donna's dad leaves. Donna is a
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complete dick to Susan. I still don't know who Joe is. Who's Joe
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that now? Looking back, Donna was talking about joe health to her dad,
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who's a cardiologist, who shout out to my spouse onech cardiologists today.
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I just don't understand how you and Joe's other doctor gets seeking so differently.
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It's very subjective. Medicine is like detective work. You look for clues,
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then you try to find the culprit. It's not an exact science. I
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have to admit what I saw when I look at Josie Kg was very subtle.
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Sam Levin saw something else. Refield, doctor Martin, no thanks the
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check please. Well in the meantime, what's the patient's supposed to do?
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Normally go for a third opinion or air on the side of caution. Joe's
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doing, I know, give him time. It is not easy to be
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in Joe's shoes right. The next scenes chose Steve talking to David about trying
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to get out of his ticket. Fucking entitled. Claire and Steve discussed taking
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traffic school to avoid their insurance going up. I hope they learned something almost
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there. Have you ever been had to like take traffic school or whatever?
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Like I haven't, but like I was really confused, Like isn't there only
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one traffic school? I put in my notes At one point they said a
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comedy gourmet traffic school. What the fuck are they talking about? I don't
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know what that is? Why would there be different types of a traffic school?
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Like why would there be anything other than what like the state mandates?
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Yeah, I have no clue. There's like what the like Armenian traffic school,
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comedy gourmet traffic schools and end up comedy traffic. Should we open our
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own traffic school and making whatever theme we want? Is that easy to do?
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I'm wondering traffic school. Whoever wants to be the next fan of the
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month week, let us know? Easy to open a traffic school. So
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I hope this is like a traffic school. Person listening, Okay, so
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what's it going to be? We have traffic school for Armenians. He's lovers
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alcoholics. Oh, here's a going gormet traffics. Oh, we could watch
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gory movies of traffic accidents while we sort tape with any mushrooms. Alazing works
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for men? Can we go back slightly to like Donna and her dad's conversation
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because it is pretty important? Um. So I was watching it and I
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was paying attention, and it was I fucking no clue what was going on?
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Okay, I mean it was so boring I couldn't focus on it.
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So Donna's boyfriend, Joe is the quarterback of the college, and he's like
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a big deal, right, And he saw Donna's dad because he has a
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heart condition, and yeah, and her her dad said this, it could
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be pretty bad. It could be very serious. But then the second opinion
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that he got from the one that the athletic department set up, Um said,
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he's fine. However, the biggest thing is is her dad should not
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be discussing this kid's health records with anybody just openly. It's like a hip
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of violation. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know that was her dad.
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So I put when Tory Spelling and the old man are talking at the restaurants.
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He says refilled, Doc Martin, and then he goes, no,
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thanks, Doc. Why are there so many doctors in that scene? I
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I'm like, what, so the guy who works at the restaurants also a
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doctor? Yeah? I was really so thank you Ali for like filling in
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that major plot point. Just I don't understand. Um ah y'all. Okay,
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So now we are in the limo with Colin and Kelly doing drugs,
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drinking and discussing emotional stuff like Colin's real father, who was apparently scary as
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scary blind artist. Okay, can we please talk about this the scene for
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a second. Go ahead with what you had to say. Okay, all
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right, So the story is he met his father on a drunken prom night
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and then his father, yeah, as a scary blind guy who's a better
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painter than him. The first time I was ever in Alemo was my my
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high school prom. My day practically threw out about the moon of That's very
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memorable, and that was a good part. In the morning, when I
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crawled home, there was this van outside my house from the VA hospital.
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That's when I realized it was him. Oh, my father, my real
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father. You never told me about him. Yeah, it's not a great
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conversation starter. What's like, he's blind, he lost his sight in Vietnam.
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Funny thing is is he's a better artist than I'll ever being. Yeah,
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what the hell was this backstory? What are they trying to accomplish here?
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Because they don't bring it up again, like they just make out and
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then do more coke? Like what why even that? Why even? Yeah?
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Why even create this weird, weird backstory? But again there's so and
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we'll cover this in a little bit. But like that that dramatic flashback that
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Susan has slight and he gets mentioned again, Yeah, that's it, Okay,
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So can we like, Jeff, if you watch like down the Road
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and we ever meet his father, Like I please, like, let me
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see that scene because I want to meet the scary blind artist who's from Did
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they meet it? Did they meet it? The dad? The blind?
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Like they were out out of drunk prom and then they run into his dad.
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He's like, I wouldn't like that's his dad. I just gottaut like
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his dad saw them, so he had to know who his dad was that
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I was like, hey, I just gotta out of well traffic. School.
27:03
Oh that's Kelly, then discusses her wealthy life and timeline of her limo
27:10
rides to then begin to have sex in the limo. So yeah, they
27:14
they both shared you know, kind of their you know, one of them
27:18
has a lot of trauma from their childhood and the other one has a very
27:21
light, unlovable life, and then they just start fucking. Yeah, let's
27:25
look um. And then it cuts to because I was watching Pluto TV anotherre
27:29
empowering commercial about something um back at the Walsh House. So the Walsh House
27:34
I refer to as that because Brandon and then and then his girlfriend and I
27:37
was friend his twin sister, Brenda, originally moved to Beverly Hills to that
27:42
house with their parents in the first season. Anyways, Sorry, it's so
27:47
weird that they eat dinner together. I know, it's that kind of nineties
27:52
did Like did you do that? I don't remember ever eating like dinner with
27:56
just friends. Yeah, even like with roommates, like if they're college roommates,
28:03
Like it's it's it felt. It did seem weird that, like,
28:06
because we never planned dinners as like a house or any like, we would
28:10
stand around like the oven and cook frozen pizzas and likes yeah, like some
28:15
ramen or something. So let's get back to the clean up part, are
28:19
you we part where he goes, hey, clean this up really quick.
28:22
We have someone coming over. All it was all it was was a bottle
28:26
of wine and two glasses with uh. One of the glasses wasn't although empty,
28:33
so it's not like they were parting really hard, you know. And
28:34
then they saw the fucking little I get it with the money, but also
28:40
it's a studio, yeah, my room. Yeah. And then Jason Precy's
28:47
hair, and this whole episode looks fucking awful. It's the worst it does.
28:51
It looks like if a tree stump got knocked down or something. It
28:52
doesn't look right. His hair's always kind of kind of interesting. Yeah,
28:57
and uh, and so far, I don't know what the issues with them
29:00
doing coke. They have money, They both look really healthy. They're humping
29:03
a bunch, so I mean, what's the downside as of right now?
29:07
They did, but they did their horny as shit. They did heavily outline
29:11
that she's not going to school and she's failing. Yeah, but she's Yeah,
29:15
if she grew up in Limos, why does that matter anyway. Yeah,
29:18
I get it. Yeah, I guess I'd missed that part that I
29:21
think. Yeah, like I dropped out of college and I'm like, and
29:22
I'm not a millionaire. They also that like her dad, her mom was
29:27
a drug addict, so like they're afraid that she's going to get hooked and
29:33
won't be able to stop. Several like even friends have done drugs before too,
29:37
yeah, David, Yeah, and then Donna experiences some addiction later,
29:41
okay, which is hilarious. Um, drug use is not you know,
29:47
is not cool? Oh my god. But every time they snorted it really
29:49
in this and this stuff, I think maybe they did it once. But
29:52
every time I watch I watch Euphoria, and that show stresses me out.
29:56
But every time somebody does coke on TV or in a movie, I always
29:59
do it with not but I go, yeah, like I always do that
30:02
with them. Yeah, if you buy coke for like every just you watch
30:07
a movie where they do. Go. Have any of you seen Euphoria?
30:11
No, it looks really like intense. It's so well, it takes place
30:14
outside of tense too, but it's trusted. Yeah, um ba wah,
30:26
back up the wallshis Kelly and Colin interrupted dinner to give some random gifts to
30:30
the group. David gets the Internet in a box. Yeah, uh,
30:37
Claire gets a bag, Steve gets gloves, and Valerie gets a mirror.
30:41
Is that shade? Uh? Valerie is on point with her suspections. Oh
30:45
that was misspelled. It works. Her suspections were on point, okay,
30:51
but the group is not believing it fully dot dot dot yet. Colin and
30:56
Kelly visit a fancy restaurant and both are not hungry. The food does not
31:00
look good. Once Colin discovers that coquete Kelly did the loss of their supply,
31:06
there is some in There is some tension, and they leave the restaurant.
31:10
Now we go back to Joe. Oh, he's Brandon's friend in his
31:15
dorm working out. Brandon enters, not him um and talks to him about
31:21
his heart condition. Joe is sure that he is fine, but I mean,
31:25
he's my finger. But because he has been through oh, he's been
31:29
through medical ship before, so he's like, I can beat anything. Brandon
31:33
seems to understand where Joe is coming from. I bet Jesse's yelling at me
31:37
through the Apple podcast or wherever she gets her podcast, But I do not
31:41
remember Joe Brand My sister's Jesse Brandon leaves and Joe sits to dramatic music.
31:51
So now so, so whatever Donna's dad has told Donna, Donna has told
31:56
whatever. His name is Brand, Brandon Brandon. Yeah, and now I'm
32:00
like Jesus Christ, Like if I was Joe, I'd be like, I
32:06
this is not okay, Like I saw a doctor and now like I'm getting
32:08
a lawyer higher world that I have this heart condition. Yeah, because it
32:13
doesn't stop at Brandon either. To Susan too. Um, okay, but
32:16
we can just only assume that he does this with every patient. Yeah right,
32:22
yeah, um, there's okay. In that scene, there's this funny
32:24
scene where he's like, check out my scars, and then they do this
32:27
close up of all his scars on his body. Weird bizarre choice. And
32:32
then I don't know if you any of you cared to look, but those
32:36
posters all over his wall and he has two band posters. One of the
32:40
bands Riha and I know and like, and the other guy is so there's
32:44
a poster for Billy Bacon and the Forbidden Pigs, and then Big Sandy and
32:49
his Flywright boys, who are both like rockabilly style music. It's just kind
32:53
of funny that, like like probably the set director was really into like rockabilly,
32:58
right, yeah yeah, like that egg when they're given him presents too,
33:04
they're all like, well they're given us presents. Now, that's just
33:07
less money to you on cocaine. So it should be like all right,
33:08
I mean I got in in a box. I'm fine. Have we established
33:13
that, like Kelly is fairly wealthy like in previous episodes, Like is it
33:17
very obvious? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's like a
33:21
that's a that's a pillar of her character. So I really be that surprised.
33:24
Yeah, spend that money. Yeah, So I don't understand why it's
33:28
a big deal that she bought them like six hundred dollars pen or whatever,
33:30
like the mont Black pen. Yeah, I've always owned one, so I'm
33:34
actually I wore the mont Black clone I have right now just because of this
33:37
episode. I love. Yeah, I know the big the big red flag
33:40
is that she bought Valerie a gift along. How is Steve will be pissed?
33:49
You just bought the motherfucker's seven hundred dollar pen? Yeah, be some
33:52
goddamn gloves. Yeah, yeah, he was pretty sad about his gloves.
33:55
He was. Kelly and Brandon used to They're on and off again serious the
34:00
game steam gloves because I guess it's easier for cartoons to draw their hands if
34:05
they have OJ's gloves, Like he looks like a murderer. Allegedly, Yeah,
34:15
don't you gotta um? So Colin is at a magazine stand trying to
34:21
buy coke. Coke equals Blizzard apparently, Yeah, like snow. Oh okay,
34:27
I feel so good? Yeah yeah, yeah, like you. Some
34:31
people will say, hey, do you want to go skiing in China?
34:35
Some people I always say, like, do you want to start cocaine off
34:38
my keys? Right? Like, oh my god, I just want to
34:42
smoke stort cocaine. That's okay, you want to crack? Yeah, eventually,
34:50
yes, when I'm like older, I'm gonna do fucking hard vegas.
34:54
I'm hardy, like hard heart. Well, if we all reach ninety,
34:59
let's do it ninety. I think it's everybody takes. The dealer teams calling
35:09
into an alley while Kelly sits in the limo pandakin. The drug deal takes
35:14
place, and the dealer seemed like a professional. I hear the stuff coming
35:19
through him. Can you help me out? What kind of stuff like a
35:24
blizzard? Follow me? You cop? No, man, that's funny.
35:37
I think I smell him. You're smelling sixty bucks if you get me what
35:42
I mean? You stay right here, don't move, and I mean don't
35:45
move until I come back. I'm not going anywhere. You got what you
35:58
wanted. It took a lot enough. Sorry, watch your back. This
36:09
is a lousy neighborhood. Did you guys notice that as they walk into the
36:15
alley, a cop directly watches them go into an alley. Yes, And
36:19
then when she's off reaching out, she's like looking at the stand and some
36:22
old ladies talking to this guy in like this big black leather jacket. She
36:27
buying cocaine from him. I don't know what they're magazine stand is awesome?
36:34
Um okay, no, no, uh. Colin is back in a limbo,
36:39
and Kelly is Jones and hard. Valerie and David are in bed and
36:45
because they're together now, apparently Valerie bounces around a lot like they all kind
36:51
of do. Also, Um, that's see, she's way too pretty for
36:53
him. Oh yeah, tetanus, would you been making Fox is attractive?
37:01
Okay, so to Tiffany and Berthessen's very attractive. Oh yea, so she
37:07
should not be with David, who's not attractive. Who's David? David is
37:09
the super baggy clothes. Oh yeah, I'd rather go David than Steve,
37:15
though I think Steve was like, yes, Steve, Yeah, I would.
37:16
Brandon Brandon. Brandon Brandon is that Jason Breesley. His hair doesn't change
37:21
in these two episodes. Wat I want to. I had a friends she's
37:24
gonna be listening. I had a friend who's just got done backpacking around Europe
37:29
and she's been like kind of fucking her way across, you know, the
37:31
countries, and she met a guy in Slovania. I think it's not it's
37:36
not a country him and she she was she messaged, she was like,
37:43
I did one fart, but in my all my days, I was that
37:45
was like the least Gaskies I've ever been so like that crazy. And I
37:52
asked her, I was like, to wrap this up? I asked her.
37:54
I was like, guys who are into that are they into toots or
37:58
like a garbage disposal? And she said garbage disposal? Awful? Um,
38:04
anyway, she can make a lot of money, probably I've talked her about
38:07
making smash like smashing food with her belly. Sure. Um. Anyway,
38:12
so Colin did out of magazine standing Oh. Valerie David are in bed and
38:16
David is trying to get it in again. David and Donna are meant for
38:21
each other. Valerie is upset that no one they are ugly and then but
38:25
they just I don't know, they just make sense to me. Um.
38:30
Valerie is upset that no one else, especially David, is worried about Kelly.
38:35
Valerie is definitely that here we go the anti hero. Kelly and Colin
38:39
discover that they were ripped off. They bought coke that wasn't coke. Colin
38:45
is able to get some from his main dealer, Paul. Such a drug
38:47
dealer name. Uh uh date that was a weird laugh. David and Susan
38:53
or Brandon and Susan are back to working out slash jogging. Apparently that dramatic
39:00
unresolved death of her of Susan's sister is no longer a concervative Brandon's and only
39:06
Joe matters. Who the fuck is Joe and why is he so important?
39:09
Sidebar? Going back to Donna, her hair is so fucking gross. Yeah,
39:14
her hair was a lot better in the last episode we watched, like
39:16
whatever they did, Donna was in the last episode. Yeah, no,
39:22
that's Kelly. Which one's Donna? Donna is the one that's like roommates with
39:27
Kelly. Oh first Donna? Okay, okay, Yeah for someone who looked
39:32
like that, she I don't wish he looks like a turtle or something like
39:36
she shouldn't have her hair be all fucking stupid like that. Can we go
39:38
back one thing real quick? Yeah? Were so when they discovered that the
39:43
coke's not real and so Kelly's a whole mad because she says he just blew
39:49
sixty dollars. I'm like, she just spent like a grand on her friends,
39:52
Like what is like, why do you care? Just go buy coke?
39:54
Yeah, and you know how much it probably costs for the limo driver
39:58
to help them buy cocaine. He just waited while they were doing we're doing
40:01
the drug deal. Jason priestly flip flops so easy. He goes, I'll
40:06
talk to Joe. That's wrong that he's doing that, And he goes,
40:07
Yeah, when I was young, I got some scars. You're right,
40:10
I'm gonna talk to the girl like you had no backbone. He didn't when
40:15
you switch so fucking fast, and they go more into it later, like
40:17
the whole newspaper thing. It's a fucking college newspaper. But then in the
40:22
next episode she gets a journalism award. Yeah, I put in my notes.
40:27
I was like, what, that's so dumb that someone just getting award
40:30
for a college paper. That's like giving an award for a podcast voting.
40:38
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40:42
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We'll see you there. If did that place actually sell real cocaine?
42:12
Though? What because the news stand? Because if if they place doesn't the
42:19
guy was waiting there for people to buy from him. Well that's what I'm
42:22
saying. But did he actually sell roal cocaine or is this like a bad
42:23
lead because think about this from a drug delar's point of view. If you
42:29
sell fake cocaine, they're not gonna come back, and they're gonna tell everybody,
42:31
Hey, don't go buy from that guy. He doesn't sell real cocaine,
42:35
so then your people are gone. So you don't want to sell cocaine
42:37
for people to come back. So what was his game plan in the long
42:40
run? So whoever his supplier, they they fucked him over. I thought
42:45
he was very professional. Oh you think he didn't know his fake Yeah,
42:49
okay, okay, because he was a nice drug dealer. Yeah, he
42:53
was wearing like a Jane jacket. Yeah, he was like look out like
42:58
rough. Yeah he had to. Yeah. And then I was like,
43:00
if you didn't get robbed, why do you say that like that? Yeah?
43:02
I have no idea. Who any of these people are like if you
43:07
told me who if you when you say Brandon, or like Steve or Colin,
43:14
Like, I don't know who these people are. They all look alike.
43:16
Yeah, I'm just like, Oh, it's the white guy. Steve
43:20
is the worst person in human histories. I will never forget that. Yeah,
43:23
Stephen Claire attend traffic school with an instructor. That is so inappropriate.
43:30
How Claire's makeup looks like she's a whore. This is such a like.
43:39
This is taking the listener on a like painting the picture for them. Back
43:44
at the Walshes, Valerie and Brandon are talking and Kelly had given Brandon a
43:49
six hundred pen. Valerie tells Brandon that Kelly, this is confusing for you
43:53
so much right now is doing drugs. Brandon does not believe her. Dot
43:59
dot dot at first, I do that a lot like the dramatic. Okay.
44:02
Back at Collins, he is painting some shitty ass art and Kelly is
44:06
coming off her binge. Brandon calls and leaves a message for both of them.
44:09
He is suspecting that there is an issue. Colin gives Kelly some pills
44:14
for a softer landing. Kelly leaves to go home, and dramatic music plays.
44:17
Immediately she takes downers and she's like, all right, I'm gonna go
44:21
drive. I thought there's gonna be a car accident, and I was like,
44:23
oh there, Now we've got some real repercussions for doing this cocaine,
44:27
because that's it right now. They just look like they have a lot of
44:30
money, they look healthy, and their humping a bunch. There's no repercussions
44:32
for these people. And then later on the guy gets rewarded ten thousand dollars
44:37
for painting on cocaine. So back at Collins he is painting. Oh.
44:43
Back at Traffic School, Claire and Steve are watching the video and are clearly
44:46
not taking this seriously at all. The teacher is so inappropriate. Jerry a
44:52
bathroom break. A producer approaches them. How is she inappropriate? Like but
45:01
like how two thumbs fallen off or something? I don't know. She just
45:05
wasn't taking it seriously. Well, she's a comedian. They chose comedy traffic
45:08
School. Okay, Well, then later on, I don't know how she's
45:13
not appropriate. It's like the it's it's the softest, like worst joke because
45:19
like possible well, then later on to the stand up teacher, she goes,
45:22
now you get it. Yeah, it's not supposed to be funny.
45:25
Yeah, then why I started off funny? Yeah, like she took time
45:30
to write, don't be don't be funnier than the instructors. Yeah, and
45:32
like it's not supposed to be a joke. Thanks for signing for comedy yet.
45:38
So good? Oh my gosh, good, you're finally getting a picture.
45:45
Speeding is no laughing matter. Now, why don't we take that bathroom
45:47
break? Some of you look like you could use it? All right,
45:52
proceed with Max? Yeah, pretty sure. Approaches them about being television show
45:57
about couples that fight. So I guess we are not learning anything. Yes,
46:05
Max, how's it going? What they didn't show up? What we
46:10
tape in two hours? Oh um? Yeah, look, don't worry.
46:20
I'll figure something out. Okay, crisis on the set. Hey listen,
46:27
my name is Max Roman. I'm here because I pulled up one eight on
46:30
PC. But I also happened to be a producer or back talk. Now
46:34
you ever watch that? Yeah? Channel nine right? Wrong, channel right
46:37
right? You know YouTube? YouTube or dynamite? No, no, look,
46:44
I want you to come with me. When we get sprung out of
46:45
here and I want you to tape a segment, can I say something about
46:49
Max? Of course? So you know how like those mad magazine like centerfold
46:52
things where it's like you fold it and then it looks like a new picture
46:55
kind of thing. Oh yeah, yeah, Max looks like if John Goodman
46:59
and Rob Williams were forged into one of those John Williams that's my age.
47:06
Gen Williams impersonation of a score that he did for John Williams is still alive.
47:12
Wow, Like he didn't Harry Potter and stuff? He did Harry Potter.
47:15
Yeah, he did the score. I think he has like a fuck
47:19
ton of oscars too, um for making music. Who gives a fu I'm
47:22
gonna do that too um. Okay, So Susan and Donna are discussing Joe
47:28
might be Donna's boyfriend. So it took me a long time to figure out
47:30
who Joe was. Susan is possibly going in to be writing a story about
47:37
Joe. Donna is trying to convince Joe that he needs to put his health
47:43
in front of his sports. Why did I suddenly get a really bad lisp?
47:47
Um? Dramatic music plays as Donna walks away without saying bye, and
47:52
I thought that was rude. At Collins, David shows up at Collins,
48:00
Oh, as Colin is continuing to paint shit, David is looking at Yeah,
48:04
they could have made the art better, but whatever David is looking for
48:07
Kelly. David knows now that both Kelly, Kelly and Colin are using drugs.
48:14
David threatens call In that he is if he doesn't stop putting drugs up
48:16
his sister's nose. He goes, yeah, he goes, If you don't
48:22
stop, the only thing you'll find up your nose is my fist. Yeah,
48:25
that was like because I wrote that down because I wanted to play a
48:29
little game everybody. I do anything for Kelly. You know that, even
48:35
share your drugs with her, so that the line Valory has been feeding you.
48:43
She's expressed her concern. I bet she has, and I bet she
48:45
jumped all over too, didn't you? You and your girlfriend a way off
48:50
base? Just stop, all right? I know when someone's using I can
48:53
tell by looking. Kelly's clean, So am I don't make me laugh?
48:59
You know what. I don't need you or any other twelve step convert coming
49:01
into my house telling me my business. I don't care what you do,
49:07
but if you don't stop giving your drugs to my sister, the only thing
49:10
you're gonna find up your nose is my fist. You finished. So everybody
49:21
think, you know, in the writers room, they're like, how couldn't
49:22
make it seem tough? We need some kind of tagline. Someone goes,
49:25
instead of cocaine up your nose, it'll be my fist. Can we all
49:29
try to think of a tagline? I thought of one. Okay, let's
49:34
hear it. You like cocaine, you keep it up, it'll be coke
49:37
paine. Just to get the ball rolling. All right? Now, what
49:42
else do we have here? You want to do some blow? How about
49:44
a low blow? And then he oh see there we go. That's a
49:47
great one. Oh that's like your gold. I can't do it, Like,
50:00
don't be don't be a cokehead, go work in the shed. Yeah
50:06
all right, I mean that's something at least you're getting the balls. Ye
50:09
oh um. Something about line like there needs to be like if you cross
50:16
that line, I'm gonna fucking I don't know. Yeah, if you do
50:21
another line, you're gonna cross my line. Yeah, yeah, perfect,
50:23
that's great sick. All right, don't be a cokehead or you're gonna be
50:28
bled better better. We're getting there, Yes, all right, next game,
50:37
who can do the best accent of poly short go? Now? I'm
50:40
kidding, all right? Does he's the only goes Hey weasel? That's bad
50:52
or something like that. Yeah, how about you. I don't know who
50:55
that is. I don't know who that is leaning Tower of cheeses. Uh.
51:00
It was from the goof of movie. Yeah. I can't do it
51:02
though. Hey, body man, these are all kind of coming back as
51:07
I'm thinking about it. Hey and sin no man, Brandon Brandan Fraser is
51:15
really having a written a song? Um mala Bob. I was like,
51:21
wait, oh yes, enco man Okay. Back at school, Susan is
51:24
approached by Brandon about the story that he does not want to move forward with.
51:31
But maybe if Brandon did not dismiss the traumatic PTSD episode of his girlfriend,
51:36
she would not feel the need to find comfort in her journalism passion.
51:40
Oh, Brandon m Colin goes after Valerie, goes after, Oh goes after
51:50
Valerie about David's threats, and Valerie puts him right in his place. There
51:53
was a poster in Susan's office. Was it? Uh? It was a
52:00
picture of this this young couple holding a baby, and it said, don't
52:04
let a hot date become a due date. Oh there, I don't know.
52:09
I just something I noticed at the random television show that Claire and Steve
52:15
the duo begin to pick her. The show is called back Talk, and
52:21
I would totally watch it or be on it. Steve has a brief come
52:25
to Jesus moment before the two began to fight once more. Back at the
52:30
Girls at the Girls Girls. Back at the Girls House, Coke had Kelly
52:36
and Donna interact and damn Donna is super extra dramatic music. Cald I'm not
52:44
glad to see you. Hey, don't look so good? You okay?
52:49
Oh yeah, I'm just tired. Yeah, I'm beat too. Joe and
52:52
I have been on such an emotional roller coaster the past few days. You
52:55
won't even believe it. Cal cal nothing. I just I thought we could
53:04
talk. Can it wait? Came on to get some sleep? Oh yeah,
53:09
I just I haven't seen you in so long and I kind of needed
53:13
your advice. I can't do right now. I'm to tire about it,
53:23
like you don't want to talk like, yeah, she goes, I'm kind
53:27
of tired, and then the way the camera changes and the music in her
53:30
face is like, what you're fucking tired? I seem like someone just stabbed
53:34
hers. Seem like that's what she needs to do, like hydrate when she's
53:37
grabbing water. Yeah, and then go sleep. And then before that,
53:40
somebody says horse shoes and hand grenades. Oh, you're comparing horse shoes and
53:45
hand grenades. I've never heard of that saying why that's crazy. I haven't
53:49
heard that. Try to use that, How would you use it in a
53:51
sentence, like in a conversation, Oh, go ahead, it's World or
53:58
one. We have a grenade and a horse but doesn't have any I don't
54:00
know something with World War one, I lost it pretty quick. I don't
54:04
feel like horse shoes have really evolved since the beginning of horse horses being used,
54:09
Like they haven't evolved that technology or that invention, right like Jordan's or
54:15
something, Yeah, something different or I don't know. We kind of sick
54:21
of just like horse feed anyways, like switch up your feet. We get
54:23
it, they're weird. I don't think you pay attention to like how important
54:29
horses were to all the wars that we fought in. Well, think about
54:31
how horses like completely did a one eighty on humans before horses would like make
54:37
humans like go places, like they would carry them around. Yeah. Now
54:39
when you're driving on the highway, it's the humans that have the horses in
54:44
the back. So they really Oh wow, what's they use for horses?
54:47
Now? I see That's what I'm saying. Eventually they it's going to be
54:51
outlied to like own a horse, right, Yeah, it has to be
54:53
because it's just fucking awful. I feel like they just anyways, are there
54:57
wild horses in America? I bet in Detroit, Michigan. I really can't.
55:01
Texas Detroit, Detroit wild horses brass kind of stuff. Wild horses are
55:13
ones that day that like feral horses got out. What's the Oh yes,
55:19
wild horses. Feral horses will oh my god. When they're talking to uh,
55:27
the Colin guy, he goes, listen, we only care about Kelly,
55:30
not about you. Good way to like help an addict out, Yeah,
55:34
we don't. I just don't like Kelly d And then I feel like
55:37
Valeries, Uh, like no one cares about you. Besides, she's so
55:40
manipulative and she's always manipulative because she wants to fuck everybody. I don't she
55:45
has, she's so dramatic. I love it. Um okay at the random
55:51
blah blah blah. So the backtok thing. This episode is all over the
55:55
place. Oh yeah, yes, sorry, go ahead, I haven't.
55:59
Then there's so many storylines fucking going on. Yeah, yeah, and was
56:04
confused. No wonder you were confused. There's so much going on. Yeah,
56:09
I have like cocaine story, driving school story, football heart story,
56:14
and then backtalk story, and then Susan's sister Diane is you think, Yeah,
56:21
there's Yeah, remember that there's two family backgrounds thrown in for some reason.
56:25
And there's so many people involved in each story. It's fucking insane.
56:29
It's it's crazy who try to write these things. Yeah, they have so
56:32
many producers there that the dating show. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
56:37
yeah, that's so yeah. Yeah, all right, we're almost done.
56:44
Kelly is too tired to talk to Donna about what's been going on with Joe.
56:49
Brandon is watching Joe's practice, and Susan lets Brandon in a dramatic way.
56:53
You know that she's not going to be running the story on Joe Susan
56:57
brings up her sister again because she is clearly wanted to talk about it with
57:00
him. Brandon, Susan, and Donna are all going to do nothing to
57:05
help their friend, but they all seem upset now about Kelly side eye.
57:09
Moments after saying that she is not going to interfere, it is implied that
57:13
the character not featured in the opening credits is having chest pains or chest is
57:20
shoes. I thought it was so weird that Brandon is just standing staring there,
57:24
like is there to just watch Joe work out? Yeah, that's what
57:29
I was thinking. I was thinking, Like when that scene started, I
57:30
would assume I assumed that Joe was playing on the field because he's either there
57:36
to watch the soccer practice or Joe work out, either way, Like what
57:39
is he doing? I thought it was implied that he was the sports writer
57:43
for the newspaper. Oh, I thought he was the editor because that gun
57:51
on my desk. Yeah, you can't tell mer. He's like, can
57:54
you have that on my desk by tomorrow or you're supposed to have that story
57:57
done today, So I don't know. He could be though, that's the
57:59
only reason why you would be there. Yeah, it's just just like you're
58:00
either like I mean, even if you're a sportswriter, you're just watching the
58:05
practice, Like, no, you wouldn't be well. Then they keep talking
58:07
about the heart and he's clearly running up and down that the stadium stairs constantly.
58:12
And then when Don gets there, he's not breathing heavy at all,
58:15
so I think he's gonna be fine, But then she kisses him and then
58:19
he has heart page. Yeah. Also, he says, I'll pick you
58:23
up at seven. They like, they agree to go out later for dinner.
58:25
He's like, i'll pick you up at seven. It's already like full
58:29
on dark, Like what was it? It's either December or like, yeah,
58:35
even in December it gets dark around like five. Yeah, it's you
58:38
have like an hour to get ready. I'm just like I was just wondering.
58:43
Yeah, and that's how and that's literally how the episode y. So
58:49
then I thought it was a two parter. So then Andy woke up an
58:52
hour because I liked to watch the day before. I watched that like midnight
58:54
last night, so I gotta go to bed for work. So then I
58:58
got up an hour early and I watched an episode of nine on two one
59:01
oh to start my day, and it was fucking wild. I feel really
59:04
weird. I don't feel like connected to reality. But I also watched the
59:07
second episode just to see if they continue Joe's storyline, and they don't.
59:13
Yeah, they kind of like allude to it a little bit, but overall
59:16
nothing. It's just it's a thing that's in the past now, and that
59:20
episode was very transphobic. It was and I even put Steve is such a
59:23
fucking dirt bag in this like so many times before all that even happened.
59:28
He's just an asshole, you know. Yeah, But I do think we
59:30
should start talking in specifics more because at the very beginning of episodes, it
59:34
goes, hey, we're all going to the college awards ceremony tomorrow night.
59:37
We gotta start doing that, just like specifically what we're doing when we're doing
59:40
it. Why not like, yeah, hey, I'm gonna go. I
59:44
can hang out tomorrow. I work at three thirty pm and then I'll they
59:45
off around eleven pm, so I can't hang out with it. Yeah,
59:49
yes, I know. It's just like a little bit. It's just like
59:52
a tool for the audience to kind of remember what's going on or know what's
59:54
going on? But yeah, so fucking good. Yeah, it's like the
59:58
weird blocking and like movies and yeah right yeah, oh I can't wait to
1:00:02
eat Carl's Junior later at seven eight eighteen PM on are they suspected for murder?
1:00:08
Like they need to have alibis for everything every episode? Yeah, oh,
1:00:13
this one was a trip overall. I don't know why they stop being
1:00:15
a cocaine I'll get it. Yeah, I don't. I don't know.
1:00:22
I don't see a problem with it. Yeah, I told Aliet if if
1:00:24
I am that fucking rich, you better believe I will be doing cocaine.
1:00:29
Yeah, and just get some like nutrients, like nutrients, nutrients. I
1:00:32
wouldn't want to if I was that rich, I'd be doing like crazy other
1:00:36
drugs, like drugs that aren't even invented yet, like drinking like tiger's blood
1:00:39
that's something like endangered tiger blood, like smoking that maybe an episode two,
1:00:45
Tiffany Amberthson talks to the girl cocaine person and she goes, look, we
1:00:52
don't care about you, We only care about the guy. And I was
1:00:54
like, oh, weird because your boyfriend said that to the guy that they
1:00:57
don't so like now there's to make signal signal going on. So, yes,
1:01:00
Kelly does not like Valerie. They do not like each other, but
1:01:05
Valerie's like a really good friend of the Walshes, so that's how she's involved.
1:01:08
And I Jesse's probably listening, but I don't remember how Kelly and David
1:01:15
are brother and sister. I think their parents got married later in life.
1:01:17
I think that's how it is because they're not brother and sister, because he
1:01:23
should have a lot of money too, then he could have just afforded his
1:01:27
own internet box. Yeah, I know, I think that they I think
1:01:30
that they are. I don't know. That doesn't really matter, but um,
1:01:34
but we really should just turn this podcast into a podcast. I don't
1:01:38
know. I don't know, Jeff, I'm gonna be honest. This was
1:01:40
really fucking boring. It was not the podcast this episode like, oh god,
1:01:46
I think I enjoy talking about it, but that I mean, if
1:01:52
you would have told me that this episode contained cocaine, speed racing and a
1:01:54
sports scandal, like, yeah, I'm way down. But it turned into
1:01:58
be like the most low consequence like boring storylines I think I've ever seen.
1:02:02
It's not the humor in it. Do you So what did everyone think of
1:02:07
the episode? I well, really quick, Internet in a box. Do
1:02:15
any of you know how many aol CD discs were sent out prior to Verizon
1:02:22
buying them? Probably like eight million, ten millions, three hundred million.
1:02:27
What do you think, Jeff Um, there's three hundred million people, but
1:02:31
there's probably like less than that. So I'm gonna say like seventy eight million,
1:02:35
one billion of those a number one piece of junk mail ever, crazy
1:02:39
insane, right, They're like, you gotta tell me out. Oh.
1:02:50
So I don't like this as much as I liked Munchie, but I do
1:02:52
like this better than the New Mario movie. U oh wow wow? How
1:03:00
easy was it to follow? On a scale of one to five Matlocks?
1:03:04
It was actually pretty The storyline was easy, but it's just like the acting.
1:03:12
It was really just kind of not great acting. So it was hard
1:03:15
for me to stay focused on what they were saying. But like, right
1:03:17
when I saw the first cocaine thing, I'm like, okay, I get
1:03:20
that. I would say the two part of Matlock we watched probably was easier
1:03:25
too. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. I don't
1:03:28
know. I'm gonna give it a three on Matlock scale. All dal,
1:03:34
what did you think? Oh my god, I I don't like I realized
1:03:37
that I don't have nostalgic goggles for like much of what we cover on this
1:03:43
podcast. But good god, I was just like, please kill me now.
1:03:47
And I don't understand how this was ever popular in the nineties or every
1:03:55
Yeah, there was like maybe because there was like less stuff. It was
1:03:59
just popular because they were hot right like at that time, but they weren't
1:04:01
even know like and to us they don't seem very hot. But like I
1:04:05
mean Tiffian Retheeson, I mean there's yeah, and like obviously, like people
1:04:11
find Jason Priestley and like, um not attract Luke Perry attractive, Joe was
1:04:15
attractive. Yeah, I can't remember. I can't I can't remember when like
1:04:21
Jason priest like Jason having sex with Jason Priestley would be like having sex with
1:04:26
like the Pillsbury dough boy like iconic. Um. So I watched this like
1:04:33
docuseries on Hulu, by by the way, and it's about the nineties and
1:04:36
they talk about these types of shows a lot, and they tried Fox tried
1:04:43
to cancel it so many times, but there was no other shows that could
1:04:47
replace it, and then it became so popular, so the xacts were like,
1:04:51
Okay, we're good. Just like you continue this, yeah, I
1:04:56
mean like you like I like I said, like you gave me some of
1:05:00
the most outlandish storylines. Like if we're to watch this again, I'm like,
1:05:02
pick something like where something crazy happens and then then like this would be
1:05:06
it like cocaine, like speed racing and like street racing and like any traffic
1:05:14
school, you know. Like, but it was like so underwhelming and so
1:05:17
boring that I don't want, Like I like, I like talking about it
1:05:23
and and like talking shit on it, but I don't know it's it was
1:05:27
really really boring. Ninety three, it was nominated for a Best Television Series
1:05:32
at the Golden Globes. This is we're both watching season six though, Like
1:05:36
I mean, if we went back to like season one or two or something
1:05:40
better, maybe yeah, maybe grounded, more grounded stories so and like a
1:05:44
smaller cast so you get more attached. But I was just talking to my
1:05:46
daughters about this because that one song by Savage Garden came on and I fucking
1:05:50
love it, right, But I was like, what a weird song?
1:05:53
And I was like, everybody loved this song when it came out, but
1:05:56
nothing was on on demand then, so you just kind of like, hey,
1:05:59
this is what you're gonna watch or nothing. So and then you fall
1:06:01
in love with the characters, so I guess I don't. Yeah, yeah,
1:06:04
we'll survive today under like you know, streaming and availability guidelines. Probably
1:06:10
not. Well, they like rebooted this this series and it lost quite a
1:06:15
while. Yeah, but it was it was definitely not as like campy and
1:06:18
cheesy and and shitty as it is. But I that's what I love about.
1:06:23
Like me and my sister have such huge, very thick nostalgia goggles for
1:06:27
this show and Party Party five is definitely more realists not realistic, like more
1:06:32
real ish anyways. But uh but no, I'm just so obsessed with these
1:06:38
people. Yeah. And I can definitely see it too if you go in
1:06:41
knowing it's gonna be kind of like, you know, kind of campy and
1:06:44
cheesy and kind of bad. Yeah, and you know, kind of fun,
1:06:47
especially if you're super duper high. So we were on I was on
1:06:49
a conference call this morning about UM creating a brand, and one of the
1:06:57
uh were they naming stores that are you know really you know, people are
1:07:00
brand loyal to like Nike or whatever you know, and or Soda Popson's that
1:07:04
kind of thing. And they were at they asked us to put the group
1:07:08
chat what shows we're watching right now? This isn't having to do nine or
1:07:11
two and no. But everybody was like the Netflix docu series blah blah blah
1:07:15
blah blah blah. I typed in a thousand pound sisters. It's so good.
1:07:21
It's so good. It's so good. Like, I love that,
1:07:26
but I probably shouldn't have. No, I mean that's what I'm watching it.
1:07:30
Yeah, yeah, have you all seen it? Oh, it's so
1:07:34
I don't really the only thing I really watched, Like, I watched a
1:07:36
lot of documentaries. Yeah, I just want I started one in Benjamin Franklin,
1:07:41
the ken Burns One. A lot of people things that he was president
1:07:44
at one point, but ken Burns, no, uh, Benjamin. You
1:07:51
know, they just find a new appreciation for country music watching the ken Burns
1:07:56
Country documentary. That's good. The last episode was really hard to get through
1:08:00
though. It's like talking and then at one point, uh, not George
1:08:04
straight, but the one who always like looks like he's gonna cry black.
1:08:08
No Garth Garth Brooks. There is this like video of him like playing a
1:08:14
stadium show, but then he starts flying and how fast he goes from the
1:08:16
stage to the air. I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
1:08:20
Oh my gosh. But I didn't know Charlie Pride was black until I watched
1:08:25
that documentary no clue. Yeah, I don't know who that is. Yeah,
1:08:30
yeah, great documentary that everybody should watch it. It's really I definitely
1:08:33
feel like, if we want to stay in the genre of shows, doing
1:08:38
an episode review of Baywatch would be pretty good. Oh, in a few
1:08:41
episodes, I think we'll be doing a seventh Heaven please yes, no,
1:08:47
yes, I'm really like, I am still vying for my nostalgia stuff.
1:08:55
So I would really love to do an episode of Wishbone. Oh, Wishbone
1:08:59
would be good. Yeah, watched a few episodes of those. Yeah,
1:09:01
Okay, can I read a user review? Yeah, a ten out of
1:09:05
ten. Great show. Yeah. So I'm a fifty eight year old male
1:09:12
and just watched the pilot yesterday episode today. I didn't watch this show back
1:09:16
in the day. It was kind of for the generation behind me. I
1:09:19
would have never admitted to watching this teeny bopper show. Any who never liked
1:09:25
Ian Zerling, but the Steve Sanders character is great. Just watch the one
1:09:29
where his corvette gets stolen by the two bimbos and he starts crying on the
1:09:33
park bench. Steve Sanders is quickly stealing the show. Can't imagine any one
1:09:38
of these characters not being in this series. Very well written, some hard
1:09:42
topics they discuss every show. This one might be a too much for today's
1:09:45
snowflakes, but any who very entertaining. Wow. Jeff Keller, Well,
1:09:56
that's that's see, Like there's people that are into it, raving, people
1:10:00
are into like the farting on each other thing. So it's like everyone has
1:10:02
their tastes and you know that's my thing too. Is like, I Andy
1:10:04
person doesn't like it. I love how you just get the farting thing.
1:10:08
And you said, that's how that's my thing too. No, that's just
1:10:15
got everything. That's what you're into my thing. That was like, hey,
1:10:19
if somebody likes I mean, it was one of the biggest shows in
1:10:21
the nineties, so some people must have liked it. I'm just some fucking
1:10:25
guy, so it doesn't really matter what I feel. You know. Yeah,
1:10:27
yeah, your ratings aren't gonna really make a huge They still do do
1:10:30
Nielsen ratings. I bet they do, but yeah, I bet it's okay.
1:10:34
Yeah yeah, like the biggest ones lately we're Big Bang Theory probably oh
1:10:39
Jesus, And now it's like Jean Sheldon, I can't stand that. Get
1:10:44
Nerds same but if you want to dumb gay nerds yeah, or the superhero
1:10:53
podcast that's crazy. Well, thank you, Jeff, that's thank you.
1:10:59
I wrap it up. I think I just got really tired watching it.
1:11:01
So yeah, because it's wing, I just love if we do win,
1:11:06
we do another episode because everything comes in threes. But um we Valerie heavy
1:11:13
episode would be good. And Berthison yeah yeah, So the Nielsen ratings for
1:11:19
this week number one is the top five our Netflix shows. Okay, will
1:11:26
they do Nielson on Netflix? Yeah? And then and then Apple TV?
1:11:29
What's the highest the diplomat? So Ali, before we get off, what
1:11:34
do you have to promote? Um? Yeah, just uh follow me on
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any social platform TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or whatever. I'm at
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all the same user name at ali Ja is gay and I'm posting stand up
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area. So he yeah, Jeff, I don't have any the inter promote,
1:12:00
but I would like to say to future me who's listening, how are
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you doing today? Hope you're doing well. If you're not doing well,
1:12:10
I hope you do well later today. All right, yeah, and uh
1:12:16
so, um, if you live in the Portland area, the Coullie Farmers
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1:12:49
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