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Bowling for Columbine | Son of a Boy Dad #375 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: I'm in a mood.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I love it.
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  Speaker 4: I listened to some hardcore rap coming in. Yeah, or
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  Speaker 4: you're looking at myself fucking stoked? What were you bumping?
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  Speaker 4: You're have to look up the name of the guy.
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  Speaker 1: It was that hardcore.
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  Speaker 4: I you don't even know I know what you're listening to.
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  Speaker 4: I was listening to goat Stamp by Stove God Cooks. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know who that is.
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  Speaker 1: You listen to the Stove God?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know who that is?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I'm familiar with him, SGC God Cooks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was listening to Sledge Mother that way. Sledge Mother
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  Speaker 1: goes so fucking hard.
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  Speaker 4: Familiar with any of these?
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  Speaker 1: This isn't wrap though. Sledge Mother is more like its
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  Speaker 1: like hardcore, like Tool. Yeah, it's like hardcore.
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  Speaker 4: But listening to a lot of Tool lately. I've been
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  Speaker 4: listening some coal. Jake Cole sure nice, Yeah, some cold.
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  Speaker 4: I think he's back.
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  Speaker 1: I saw him with Benny the Butcher yesterday. The Butcher
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  Speaker 1: and Jake Cole were together. That's great, our brother. I
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  Speaker 1: love that duo, our former collaborator, I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean the Butcher. It's hard to beat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he invited you into you into his house with open.
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  Speaker 4: Arms, exactly, into his studio exactly. All right, go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: Of course I had other stuff that I had going
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  Speaker 4: on here you find loosen the belt a little bit,
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  Speaker 4: really right, Oh, SD kid, I've been listening to SD kid.
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  Speaker 4: Who's that British kid. I think he's the guy that
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  Speaker 4: collaborated with Shally British rap. Oh yeah, yeah, actually British
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  Speaker 4: adverse on that. I don't know. I don't know any
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  Speaker 4: of his music. I do only know that this is
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  Speaker 4: my song. Yeah the trades, you don't. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: who that is.
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  Speaker 1: See now, he knows.
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  Speaker 4: How it feels somehow, guy Heap.
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  Speaker 1: Come on now, let's go, and I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: hear you speaking one conventional sentence today.
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  Speaker 4: Young boy never broke again? Come on now, all right?
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  Speaker 4: These are the hits.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 5: Dead podcast. It's February eleventh, noon, Q three on the Dot.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could walk up on Francis listening to
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  Speaker 1: some NBA young boy in his car.
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  Speaker 4: Mike Will made it. Oh yeah, I'll give you. I'll
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  Speaker 4: give you a new reel for your rod. We can
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  Speaker 4: spell Mike Will made it. The way that he spells
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  Speaker 4: it is there like trick letters. Oh, there's all kinds
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  Speaker 4: of stuff. Brother, many, I'm gonna go am I am
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  Speaker 4: I wrong already? No, okay, am I. By the way,
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  Speaker 4: I don't mean to confuse you with what I said.
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  Speaker 4: It's about the capitalizations and random hyphens. Yeah, I'm not
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  Speaker 4: gonna capital M, lowercase I, capital L low I assume
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  Speaker 4: lowercase L or I or uppercase I. It looks like
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  Speaker 4: Mike is completely normal. That's his government name. And then
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  Speaker 4: Will is when things started to go off the rails.
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  Speaker 4: Capitol W, lowercase I, capital L, capital L space made
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  Speaker 4: is normal. But then it's hyphen it.
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  Speaker 1: He's the best.
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  Speaker 4: It's as if he was born Mike Will Made. But
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  Speaker 4: his mother was a feminist last name it and demanded
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  Speaker 4: that his name was hyphenated.
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  Speaker 1: She's just a lawyer, she's just a first wave of
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  Speaker 1: feminist academic.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, we've got Smith and Jingba Yeah, and you've
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  Speaker 4: got made it. Yeah, exactly classic.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever you see a football player with the hyphenated name,
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  Speaker 1: you know they're going to be nice for a couple
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  Speaker 1: of reasons. You know, the mom was tough as nails
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't take no for an answer. That's right, And you
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  Speaker 1: know the dad was in their life.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, an amazingly progressive how manation not wrong. It's a point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, I guess that's not
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  Speaker 1: really an indicator of success.
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  Speaker 4: Smith and Jigbo though locked down Gonzo his head pretty hard.
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  Speaker 4: Did heed quarter And yeah, I did what you think?
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  Speaker 4: I just thought Gonzo had him in a box that
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  Speaker 4: all the time. It's like he's not on the field.
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  Speaker 1: The guy goes first every time.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that all depends who's making more money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I think it flucts. It actually like bounces. It can
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  Speaker 4: sweat every year. And Jack Smith and Jacob Smith Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I have jerseys from when his when his mom went
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  Speaker 4: back to work. That was when they weren't sure if
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  Speaker 4: he was going to make it his rookie season. He
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  Speaker 4: was still in a rookie deal and she was like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm picking up night shifts again, Son, you better start
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  Speaker 4: hitting some go routes. Mike Will It made.
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  Speaker 1: That honestly goes hard.
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  Speaker 4: I don't hate that at all.
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  Speaker 1: I think we should come out as that hardist. Do
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  Speaker 1: you think he could have any type of litigation against
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  Speaker 1: us for that, I would assume, yeah, probably, will Mike
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  Speaker 1: it made?
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  Speaker 4: Will it get made? Will Am I, will Am I
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  Speaker 4: from the Black Pete Eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, forgot that they were in the same They're related.
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  Speaker 4: Will Am I, will Am I will you are? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: this is good.
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  Speaker 1: This is good podcast.
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  Speaker 4: This is what it's all about.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, this is what they had in mind when they
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  Speaker 5: created the shore seven hundreds.
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  Speaker 4: What are those the microphones that were using? Oh, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if it's seven hundred. I just guessed. I
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  Speaker 4: realized you boy, thought you boys would at least know
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  Speaker 4: the equipment you're using.
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  Speaker 1: No, the only I just know that every time under
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  Speaker 1: our podcast are saying make podcast equipment more expensive.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I just see that for granted, the whole thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: this will be here forever. Yeah, just whatever we want,
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  Speaker 4: our structure, our playground, the equipment, free producers.
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  Speaker 1: This will never fail.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, guys, I have an idea. Make it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this will last forever.
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  Speaker 4: This will last forever.
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  Speaker 1: When you left barstool briefly, for whatever reason, did you
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  Speaker 1: feel did you feel an absence of that? I forget
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  Speaker 1: forget exactly.
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  Speaker 4: We went Julia and I went into we went into
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  Speaker 4: that b n H Photos store. Oh yeah, the one
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  Speaker 4: that is run by the Hasidic Jews. Yeah, they got
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  Speaker 4: all the tech there. And that's not a mean thing
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  Speaker 4: to say. There's no commentary there. That's just true.
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  Speaker 1: Why would there be? Would that be mean?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm just trying to avoid all the stuff you
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  Speaker 4: guys have been throwing around all the all the fucking.
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  Speaker 5: I had a blue square to my profile ship that
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  Speaker 5: the two of you. I've got the blue square up
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  Speaker 5: right now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's that supposed to mean? Back the Jews?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I finned line?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. I don't think the blue square. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 4: didn't see the super Bowl commercial. That's what we're doing.
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  Speaker 4: That's what they're doing now. It's the blue square. I
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  Speaker 4: thought that was back the Cops. No fun the PD anymore.
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  Speaker 1: No, Yeah, but the red square is anti Semitic, which
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  Speaker 1: has the firefighters in a bond. Oh, shoot, we have
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  Speaker 1: to be I can do you want to wear the uniform?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? We went to benh Photo and I remember I
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  Speaker 4: had just told Julia that I wanted to start a
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  Speaker 4: podcast and he was like cool. And then we went
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  Speaker 4: in there and I spent seventeen hours and he was
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  Speaker 4: like Okay, I mean we were like following to me,
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  Speaker 4: I was just like supermarket sweep, saying, like, surely the
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  Speaker 4: wireless mic from when we go out into the wild,
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  Speaker 4: top of the line, better big. We had a shopping
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  Speaker 4: car in an electronics store about four three cameras, three
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  Speaker 4: four K cameras. By the way, I just said to Julia,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, here, let's all I ask, is that
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  Speaker 4: like we our ads that we get payd you know,
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  Speaker 4: film me and then once we're through that, we'll split
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  Speaker 4: everything from fifty And we did it, I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: a couple of months. Probably not bad. Yeah, it was
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  Speaker 4: the right thing. We had to do it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I am of the mindset of buy once, cry once. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: is that the same I don't know, I've never heard.
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  Speaker 7: It, buy one, get one, Yeah, looking for the thinking
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  Speaker 7: behind that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to buy a middle tier and then
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  Speaker 4: get tired of it and not need to upgrade again.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going on the top of the line. You want
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  Speaker 4: the big one, give me the give me the top
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  Speaker 4: dog so that I never have to upgrade. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I did with my PC. I future proofed it.
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  Speaker 5: Future proof Yeah, that's what they call it.
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  Speaker 1: That's the Japanese denum of PCs exactly.
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  Speaker 4: So I don't need a new one for like probably
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  Speaker 4: another like five ten years, probably sooner than ten years,
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  Speaker 4: probably sooner than five years.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no way I'm not upgrading my PC in
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  Speaker 5: five years. I don't have to five years, five years,
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  Speaker 5: I'd be good.
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  Speaker 4: I think. I guess there's a technology change now. There
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  Speaker 4: would have to be some major developments in the tech
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  Speaker 4: world DDR six. What do you oh as if that
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  Speaker 4: doesn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that never They're done.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, that shit's over.
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  Speaker 1: They're done. Innovative AI is over.
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  Speaker 4: Have you even have you guys even I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: Even anyone talking.
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  Speaker 4: Does that have to come in? I don't not even
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  Speaker 4: talking about that. You bring it up every time we
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  Speaker 4: talk because it goes hand in hand the you.
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  Speaker 1: Have to buy some new shoulders.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just talking about tech in general. I'm
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  Speaker 4: pretty confident that PC tech is going to be evolving
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  Speaker 4: at light speed. It's slowing down. Why because of AI?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, because they don't want to Vidia, the biggest graphics
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  Speaker 5: card maker, they just as they're not making graphics cards anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, they're just pumping everything into AI. Just pumping it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that shopkeeper at the Hasidic best Buy must
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  Speaker 1: have been fucking licking.
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  Speaker 4: His Oh, he was twirling his curls and he makes
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  Speaker 4: some very.
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  Speaker 1: What you're saying something anti semitic.
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  Speaker 4: I think he was just excited and he almost.
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  Speaker 1: Choked on his and his filter fish and lot keys.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. We spent seventeen five. I had it on a
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  Speaker 4: new credit card, so I had to unlock. It was
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  Speaker 4: a brand new credit card. I had three months to
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  Speaker 4: spend six thousand, and I was like, hold my beer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and a whole bunch of points or miles or something
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  Speaker 4: yard yeah, yeah, Well, today's our last day, boys, Tomorrow
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  Speaker 4: tomorrow maybe I don't know. I don't know. We can't know.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's tomorrow. Did you look, got a lot
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  Speaker 4: of flights to book today? You better? You had better?
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  Speaker 4: My boy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so pissed. I have no travel plan. And I
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  Speaker 1: was trying to explain it to my wife and she's like,
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  Speaker 1: why are you beeping at me? She's like, MTD's like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking R two D two talking to her. She
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  Speaker 1: didn't want to hear it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that no one wants to hear about m quds.
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  Speaker 1: Somehow we persist though by.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, my mind right, how you say that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: That is an They make unbelievable baked goods.
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  Speaker 1: The chocolate chip cookies. I said this to a babysitter mind.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, I don't really like them.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, what, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Fire grass on the spot. I'll look after my own.
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  Speaker 4: You know, they make good cookies when you buy the hat.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, the merchandise for the fucking bakery.
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  Speaker 4: Jesus, all right, I gotta remember this.
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  Speaker 1: Give me a shirt, give me an apron. Yeah, they're
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  Speaker 1: so good. There's such soft, incredible. There's one at Penn Station.
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  Speaker 1: There's one in one Tohn.
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  Speaker 4: I would bet that's not their best.
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  Speaker 1: It's not, but it's still very, very nice.
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  Speaker 5: That's chocolate chip cookie I've ever had is the one
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  Speaker 5: that saw on the m Oh my god, Harry.
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna be honest, Like it comes in a plastic wrapper.
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  Speaker 4: It's so good. Oh my god, whatever they're putting it.
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  Speaker 4: It's like mostly salt, there's some toffee in there. So
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  Speaker 4: fucking good bites.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever eaten anything that. It was
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  Speaker 5: like I lost control of myself that fast. It was
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  Speaker 5: like after one bite.
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  Speaker 4: I was in a trance. What do you do?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean you lost control?
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  Speaker 4: Like it was a massive cookie. It's like this big
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  Speaker 4: and I ate it in probably like fifteen seconds.
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  Speaker 1: You wolfs it down.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like I need I need to see
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  Speaker 4: if I can fit all of it in my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: At the same time, I want to experience all of
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  Speaker 1: this cookie. I also think sometimes foods taste better if
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  Speaker 1: you're in a dire circumstance. Yeah, if you're trapped on
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  Speaker 1: a like a AM.
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  Speaker 4: Track, if you're moving, there's something about the motion that
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. It layers the seasoning. Definitely, I agree.
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  Speaker 1: I remember Esquire magazine one year they had one of
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  Speaker 1: their dumb lists, but it was like, walking while you're
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  Speaker 1: in a train or a car is fine, but they
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  Speaker 1: say talking while eating is a really Really what do
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  Speaker 1: you guys think about walking?
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  Speaker 4: I do too. I almost feel like it's healthy. I
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  Speaker 4: think it is. Yeah, it goes down smooth. They tell
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  Speaker 4: you to walk after you eat, and I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 4: why not put the cart on the horse before, during,
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  Speaker 4: and after?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly what kind of food are we talking about?
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  Speaker 4: I'll eat anything, man walking just killing two birds with
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  Speaker 4: one stone. I've seen franceas eat a salad or have. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: sometimes I get my salad and I'm so hungry, I
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  Speaker 4: can't make it back to the office. It's a block.
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  Speaker 5: And I think you're the only person that's ever had
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  Speaker 5: that issues. So it's a I gotta get my hands
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  Speaker 5: in the salad immediately.
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  Speaker 4: Blessing and a curse. You know, my metabolism screaming at me.
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  Speaker 1: You know what a weirdly high amount of people do
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  Speaker 1: is eat cereal while they're driving. Eat a bole of
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  Speaker 1: cereal in their car. That's weird.
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  Speaker 4: You have no hands, that's dangerous.
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  Speaker 5: That's the always sunny thing where they slam on the
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  Speaker 5: brakes and the cereal goes biggers everywhere. Glenn Howarden said
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  Speaker 5: that that actually happened to him when he was on
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  Speaker 5: the way to start They were there, it was on
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  Speaker 5: their way to the writer's room, and he would get
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  Speaker 5: a cereal and he like had like had to slam
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  Speaker 5: on the brakes and the cereal one everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Well, did people do that? Why would you have some
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  Speaker 1: floating like that's so fucking insane, but it's kind of
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  Speaker 1: popular that people do it.
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  Speaker 4: Did I tell you guys that I ate an entire
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  Speaker 4: large bag of of on shell pistachios while I was driving.
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  Speaker 5: That's no, it's not even like an easy food to
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  Speaker 5: eat while driving. That what it's not even like that
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  Speaker 5: easy of a food to eat while driving.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's the exact point I'm making. Oh, all right,
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  Speaker 4: I got I'm just shocked that you were able to
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  Speaker 4: do that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, can you crack a pistachio with one hand?
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  Speaker 4: Like? I couldn't think of a more inconvenient food?
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  Speaker 1: If you just didn't say even, like that sentence would
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  Speaker 1: have worked.
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  Speaker 4: Since why I brought it up, that's not it. We
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  Speaker 4: were on the theme of difficult foods to eat while driving.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't put it together.
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  Speaker 1: You would been agreeing with him if you didn't say even,
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  Speaker 1: but you kind of try to one up him.
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  Speaker 5: At his own I thought you were saying that as like,
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  Speaker 5: I ate a lot of pistachios.
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  Speaker 1: He's bragging.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought you were bragging about the amount of
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  Speaker 5: pistachios that you hate. I didn't understand that you were like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I still don't even know, Like I would rather eat
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  Speaker 5: a fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Pistachio anything else off shell? Well, I mean, because you
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  Speaker 1: need both hands, that's it.
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  Speaker 4: I cannot crack a pistachio with one hand.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not God, it's like people are about an egg
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: with one hand.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Maybe I mean on a on a on a ledge
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: or something.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a side of a metal mixing.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Of course, who can't do that.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I think there's some people who need both.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Hands and then once it's cracked, to separate it. Yeah,
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: then you're a chef.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: You need to have that.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was. I was cracking these and these pistachios,
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: and I then used my cup holder as my catch
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: all for the shells. And then when when I finally
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: got home, this is when I drove into the city
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: for that one spot of the cellar and then had
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: to drive all over back upstate. And so when I
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: got back upstate, I cleaned out the cup holder. But man,
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you there's a lot of filament shrapnel.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's like a stringiness of the pistachio show.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: And you really get down to the amount.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: If anyone got in the car at any point after
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: that day, they'd say, boy, the person who drives this
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: car fucking loves pistachios. You could just see you knew
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: exactly what was in the cup holders. Have you guy
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: ever had like a bad.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Pistachio, like a like a one yes, yeah, and they
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: don't they have no bite to them.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: I remember one of the first time I had one
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: of those.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: I remember biting into it and I got like the
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: only way to describe it is like I got like
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: tunnel vision, Like I remember like everything just like sharpening
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: and being like.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, I was like, what the fuck is this? Because
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: it's like you're you're on the roll, you know, you're
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: just popping, You're just going, and then out of nowhere,
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: it's like dog ship in your mouth.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like you'll get the shivers, like, yeah,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: two pieces of sty up.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll be like yeah, you feel it throughout the
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: whole body, right, It's no. This was a good batch.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: And I did have a few that wouldn't open though.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, And you gotta be careful with those because
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: if you end up eating those, you can get really sick.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: I'll put two teeth and kind of crack them.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: I think I'm thinking of muscles.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're thinking red Tide.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: I'll be honest, I don't even know what that is.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: So Dick's bland a muscle, you know, Well, I know
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: what a muscle is. But if you eat an uncracked muscle, if.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: You cook muscles and one of them doesn't open, yeah,
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: you shouldn't eat it.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Well, how would you even swallow?
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: How would you even I usually just get in there
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: with the hammer. Oh you crack that thing out, yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: like a stone crab.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, you're talking about swallowing an entire muscle. I
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: thought you're just like your stomach if you swallow the shell.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I thought you're like a pelican.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Now when I'm preparing for war, I I do eat
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: pistachios with the shell on. Oh yeah yeah, get it
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: all in there. Just want to tough my stomach. Smart
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: people do that. It's like power washing the fat off
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: the inside of your tummy. People eat everything off the
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: inside of your tummy. You just got the raw tummy
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: after that, after you hit a bunch of shells.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Boardin would be like, I have a strong stomach. I
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: can I can handle like this this tails of a shrimp.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: But I think that's fucking disgusting, And it doesn't it's
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: like not nice. You could easily just be.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Like yeah, also it's it's it's not good. It's bad.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: It's bad.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, I mean, I'm sure you can handle
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: those tails of a shrimp, but you can also just
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: easily avoid them and enjoy the shrimp.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Right, you don't have to do that. No one's like, oh,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: you gotta eat the tails. You're not fully.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, the tail completely masks all of the taste.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Would ruin it.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: It's like eating it with a plastic wrap around it. Yeah,
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: I'm just thinking about the tails of a shrimp being
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: some like Saga.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: The Canterbury Tales of a shrimp of.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: A shrimp that you know wanted to be more than
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: a shrimp. Yeah, let me tell you the tail.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: They're foul creatures on the ocean floor. When you shrim
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: moving about.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: They just bounce. I thought that they like how they
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: were like, they're just like they're kind of just floating around.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I've never been tiny.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: They're disgusting. How uh you could probably like free dive
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: to like twenty thirty feet though, I think you could
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: hold you. I think you have the lung capacity to
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: hit some shit like that.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: I get a little spooked going that deep.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: The water pressure too, you know.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can clear my ears pretty good at that,
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: but there's something about getting all the way down there
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: where you're like, I don't know if I can get
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: back up.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: I hate that feeling. I used to get that feeling
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: in the pool. Yeah, yeah, in the deep end. Probably,
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I'm getting back. I think I
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: might be out down here forever.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah. How deep was that pool? Probably like eight feet? Oh?
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Have you ever been in like a fourteen? Yeah? Yeah,
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: that's scary, dude.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: I used to take swimming lessons in like our town pool,
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: and I would do I would go to that one
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: and I literally used to be like afraid of like
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: sharks in that pool.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he was so fucking deep. I get it.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know, you can't see the bottom.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know what's down there.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Right, probably without a doubt, lobsters maybe. But you go
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: to like a college's swimming pool or something where like
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: the high dives are. Have you ever even been up
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: onto the highest I've much less jumped from it.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: I've never been on any of them. I'm terrified of that.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: I've done it. Yeah I have. You've jumped off of it? Sure? Sure,
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: I am pencil dive. I've told this before, but we
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: we had to do the program with coach Capitulik. He
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: was a force recon marine, of course, known for repelling
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: off of helicopters onto enemy ships and then fighting his
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: way to the bridge to take over the boat. Yeah,
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: that's pretty hardcore. That's what he did, was legit. And
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: then one day, during a training exercise, his helicopters, they
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: were coming back to the aircraft carrier, came up short
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: and the wheel hooked into the netting on the side
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: of the aircraft carrier, and the entire helicopter tipped into
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: the ocean. Ooh and half of his crew died. Oh no.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: And so then he dedicated the rest He's dedicated the
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: rest of his life to like raising, basically raising money
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: and running programs to ensure that the children of all
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: of his team will never have to pay for college.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: That's nice, good Man calls it the program. But this
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: was our strength and conditioning coach for a week prior
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: to our season, and at five thirty in the morning,
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: like he would be an easy strength and condition wait
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: to meet at Blodget Pool five thirty. Yeah. I remember
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: the janitor being like he's fucking opening it up for
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: a dark dark in September.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, blodge it like Henry Blodgett.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Yes, do we know that? I don't know that.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: And Blige is the guy that tried to like take
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: down barstool.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Is me.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Henry Blowdick?
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah yeah yeah yeah. Well he's a big pool constructor.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: That's his other wars with with data.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: He was like the business insider man.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: But that's how I thought he was the Yeah right right,
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: hey that's.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: But that's how he made his fortune.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pool shark. Yeah, the deep End. I actually created
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: the deep End for me. Everybody could stand and I
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: thought that's too easy. I don't know if you guys
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: know this, but the second highest cause of paralysis in
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: America is people diving into the walls and breaking their
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: necks on the And then I said, what if we
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: went three feet deeper? Yeah, I want to go deeper.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Someone did your mind, this will never worry.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: It's not enough deeper.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you went to So you went to blodge it.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: And skateboarders loved it. In the off season, finally they
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: could get more air. We went to Blagiah. It was
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: it was the it was the fall. It was like
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: right when we got to school, sophomore year, and we
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: had to go down there at five thirty in the morning,
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: and I remember we didn't know what was coming. And
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: there was coach cap and he was standing on the
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: diving board with his shirt off. And I'd never seen
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: that before. I've never seen it. I've never seen a
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: coach coaching us shirtless. And I was like, oh, that's
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: not good. And he had a whistle and he looked
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: like a lifeguard. He was gonna fucking rape us. And
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: we had to wear full sweats tops and bottoms and
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: then tread water in the pool. And then one of
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: the hardest things we had to do was like navy
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: seal shit. Yeah, we had to take our our sweatshirts
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: off in the water while we're treading water and then
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: flip them inside out and then put them back on,
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: all while treading water. And there were a few guys
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: on our team who fundamentally could not swim. They just
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: could not swim. Dan Cheese de Maria, I'll never forget,
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: couldn't swim. And I'm looking at him and I'm like, hello, hello,
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: he's uh, he's doing that gargling thing where like half
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: the air is water in his lungs, and coach Cap
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: was like, solve it. He's your teammate. So then me
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: and my buddy Greg had to take turns going to
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: the bottom of the pool and standing so that Cheese
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: could stand on our shoulders while he did it, and
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: then drowned. Had its all we had. They just don't
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: do ship like that anymore. Like that doesn't I just
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: can't have. If that happened today, there would be like
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: articles in the New York Times, like Harvards program drowning.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: I think he'd be surprised. I think there's stuff like
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: that happening. I think there's just like you don't talk
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: about it.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's crazy can't swim and people are lifting
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: him out of the water, hoisting him above air so
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: you can.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Tread next to him and hold him up as opposed
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: to you have to hear us to stand on you.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Is like he couldn't do it. We couldn't. You couldn't
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: hold someone while you were treading water. We needed our off. Yes,
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Oh so.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: You couldn't even just like have him lay on you
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: as you like waded back.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Like a baby. Now, but if someone if you just like.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: What if you just like just put them in a
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: basket and float them up the river or anything.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: What if you just hit a backfloat the whole time
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: and just cool as a cucumber. No, they were. They
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: were on us about that and we had to do uh.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: They were all kinds of I mean, we worked out
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: in the pool. We were in the pool for an
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: hour and a half. That's in full sweat. That's hell.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: It was crazy.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: And then you had to jump off the top top
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: sky once.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Once we finished, we got to fool around on the
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: on the I didn't know if the coach made you
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: do it. No, everyone on the hot. Then it got fun.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: People were like sending flips and ship. Yeah. But I
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: don't know if we went all the way to the top,
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: I don't remember. I think I don't know if people
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: were doing flips off the top, probably that's too high.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: What school is it? Where is it like the Stanford
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: swimming team or Standford diving team where they do that
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: and they're doing like insane dives and like the whole
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: schools they're cheering them on. It's not even a diving contest.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: They all go like and I.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: Think the Naval Academy does that really? Oh really? Yeah?
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: I think they have to jump off. I wouldn't. I
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: wouldn't be able to do that, Like I wouldn't be
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: able to get myself to jump off. Well, you have
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: to have you guysen watching the Olympics now.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Just a couple events, Like, I'll put it on the background.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not like watching front to back on an event.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: I've been watching front to back. I've been watching a
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: lot of the Olympics. Really, Yeah, what do you like?
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: What's going on that you like?
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Well, it's been a ton of the figure skating, which
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: I'm not huge on, but I've grown to I've grown
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: to be to appreciate it's a girl sport. Appreciate the art.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: It's definitely a girl sport.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: But don't we have a star. We got a couple
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: of stars. Don't we have a boys? God? God, I
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: think I think you're referring to the quad godt.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: McAfee McAfee's figure skating. Oh no, quad got to go
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: down here.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I forgot his name is like Illy,
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: I forgot I forgot his name. He can do a backflip?
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Oh cool? Yeah, it's pretty sick, is it? Ill? Yeah?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Hm, I cannot imagine. I mean I guess it's easier
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: for is it easier for going faster to do a backflip?
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: I think he's the only one that's ever really done it. No,
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: that's that's not right. It was banned. Yeah I did
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: know that.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was like a girl that did it like
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: years ago, but it was banned while she did it,
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: so she got squalified.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. They started making the skating rinks deeper.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Oh no, they started making it out on frozen.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Ice, and like, clearly this isn't safe.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: They just had to skate on water. Yeah, that's dangerous
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: to watch.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: I watched the skiing the Bob's ledding losing big air
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: half pipe. That's cool, But the problem always for me
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: is that I never know when things are airing that
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: because it's on like five am. Yeah, so if you
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: just tune in randomly and you're like, all right, it's
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: the second heat of a fucking speed skating thing, I
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: can't watch the speed to get I'll watch five minutes
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: of this and now I don't care. Yeah, you just
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: got to get into it, like you just gotta really
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: submerg yourself in, just be like I love this fucking country. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: we're not doing that hot on the metal count though
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Norway because there's been a lot of skiing early. I
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: don't know what it is. They dominate. The Asians are
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: winning everything. Japan and in China are just destroying everything. Well,
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: look they're so tiny. There are flying around the ice.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Aren't there metals that mean more than other metals?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Don't we care a lot about the half pipe and
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: the cool skiing stuff. I don't know if we're gonna
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: win any of that. Ship. Well there's the Australian guy.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: They know it's Japanese dudes. Well, they're gonna challenge him
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: the in what's in what's sport?
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Half pipe, snowboarding, half pipe, it'll.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Be japan They're gonna get our asses.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Maybe they're just dud they're tiny, and they.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Don't think Japanese are tiny. I think that that's like
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: a false or maybe just the snow problem.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Watching the games.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're three feet shorter than everyone else out there. Yeah,
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: and they're doing fucking quadruple backflips like it's nothing.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: On SSX Tricky, there was a Japanese dude that fucking flew.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: They're built different.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: There's one Japanese figures cater this dude. He did a
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: little dance to some like jazz song.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: It was pretty sick. I fucked with it nice?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Did you see the one guy came in third place
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: and then he said that he cheated on his girlfriend
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: of six months. He immediately admitted it. What he said,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: He said three months into our six month relationship, I cheated?
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: What do you mean? Why would he say that at
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: the highest at the biggest moment of his entire life?
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: What's that about it?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Can you look for that exact quote? It was fucking insane.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: It was the biggest moment of his life. And I
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: don't know if it's because he came in third he
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: was like forced to admit it like a fantasy football been,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: or if he wanted to get it off his chest.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Six soide. Yeah, he committed social suicide as a show
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: of love.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Is he American?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: No? Norwegian?
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Boy? That's a weird thing.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: That's bad.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: That's a weird thing. I don't know if the girlfriend's
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: like appreciating that, She's probably like, why did you tell
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: anybody that like each other?
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: She's like, I cheated too. We weren't a thing.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I haven't even met your parents.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: It's six months and he said, three months in I cheated,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: that was like halfway through, and it's been three months
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: of trying to get her back. So he was with
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: a girl for three months, cheated, and then just spent
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: the other half of the relationship like committing public sappuku
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: over it.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, maybe I'm dumb as a rock. I
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: have a mensa IQ, but I do stupid stuff. This
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: guy sounds like doctor Seuss.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Isn't that what you said after the Dave's book situation.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: I don't think I said anything of the kind of joking,
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: but I will say that I did cheat on my
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: girlfriend three months and maybe I'm stupid for saying that.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: But if we were getting published, I wouldn't.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Have made you do this.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Yes, if I won gold, none of you would have
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: known this.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so fucking insane. It's fun to watch, though.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: The guy running up hill at six six mile an
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: hour pace is fucking sex.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, dude.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: The cross country I watched the cross country skiing. It's
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: actually not as boring as you would think it is.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: I don't really it doesn't really make sense, like you
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: can't you can't really pass people, which I don't like it.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: Feels like there's a pretty big.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Disadvantace to the race. In the first minute, the phrase.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Is over a second it starts, no, dude, you can't
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: like it's like impossible to pass people unless people are
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: people if they like go down, No, they're in the
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: dude that it's like you can pass people, I guess
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: when they're doing like the freestyle part, that part, but
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: the part where they're in the grooves, Yeah, you're just
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: you're just stuck behind the person in front of you, right,
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: But but you can exit the grooves to to go around, No,
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: I think, But it's it's it doesn't really look like
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: anyone's exiting the grooves. They're locked in there.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: It's fun to watch, but my problem with some of
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: the sports is where it's like technical base technically based
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: that I can't tell what's good, Like I don't.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Know in a figure skating retain, that's how the figure
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: skating is.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Gymnastics, it's like, Okay, why was that the perfect one?
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: And yeah, yeah, because everything I watch, I'm like, that
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: seems pretty good to me.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they're like that was actually a.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Disaster, Yeah it didn't fall over.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well that's what we have. Those announcers for right. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: that's good. I think in the figure skating it's just
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: as simple as who can jump the most times with
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: the most spins without falling. Yeah, what I don't understand
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: it's all about like the landings and ship true. But
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: what I don't understand about figure skating is how every
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: single one of them can do that thing where they
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: just spin in place on the ice and put their
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: head out and kind of yah, go.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Crazy like that Tasmanian devil.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: And that's never that that's never something that anyone is
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: impressed by, and all of them can do it and
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: there's never a problem with that move. I mean, I
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: think it's filler, to be honest, it is filler. Yeah,
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: they have to be.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: They have a certain amount of time they got to
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: be out there. You can only do so many big spins.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: But is there a version of that that's harder than others?
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Like maybe when they take the leg Yeah, that's what
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say. They when they when they grab
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: their foot, Yeah, they grab their foot. That looks a
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: little harder.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's there's probably only like there's probably certain
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: elements that you have to hit, I know, like a
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: floor routine of gymnastics, just like this part has to
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: be a fucking flip across the middle, and this part
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: has to be like a little sass shaking ass.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they are with sassy a big time.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: It'd be fun to be one of the other girls
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: on the team that's just like, yeah, do.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: You think that every man that does it is like,
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: what do you think the percentage of them are gay?
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: One hundred?
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: I don't know, though, And I was wondering because I
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: was like, I feel like they should.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Say at Penn State.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: I wrote why because I almost feel like, all right,
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: he's from Daimy and Iowa, he's a top, and I
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: feel like you should know.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: I feel like they should say because if you're not gay,
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: I'm going to give you a couple more points.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Not because I'm against the gay people.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: But becausive to get it.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: It's like it's like, okay, like the gay guy obviously
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: was really good. He was better, but he should be good.
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: He's supposed to be good like the straight guy, Like,
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: you know, he's probably not as good, but he's also
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: like you know, everyone's probably just dogging him at home.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: All of his friends are like, give this ship up.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Do you know how to balance figure skating practice with
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: fishing with my exactly the idea, I.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Have to watch football on the weekends. Yeah, you get it.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: That's so much less time to train, not.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: A big locker room for me. Yeah, I don't think
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: he doesn't have to be a big advantage, but I think,
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: you know, maybe just like maybe two points.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: I think it's like it's like a white defensive back,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: get we're not built for this ship. So it's like
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: a little bit cooler to see like Cooper Degene out
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: there playing exactly.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: You're like, look, he did it. But funny to hear
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: someone justify why that's why gay people are better at
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: figure skating in the same way that some like risky
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: half racist people justify white black people are better athletes.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Oinking back to like sleep, well, a lot of people
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: don't know this, but when you stretch your asshole, the
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: aero dynamics of the spin actually propels you faster. I
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: feel like if I was colic through their Yeah, I
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: don't know. Maybe I've said enough. I've said enough on
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: the topic. I I trust me. I added a flourish
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: there that I don't get you in any trouble.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I think you're good dude. I think that there's something
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: to it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: I don't even think I'm not even meaning it in
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: like a homophobic way at all. Well that's how it
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: came off. No, I think it's honestly like it's I
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: think if it more is like a handicap in golf.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: No, that's not not that guy.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Right, Guys, I think they need a little bit of
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: a of a of a boost, right.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Just say like, hey, we know you don't want to
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: wear the bedazzleds you know, jumpsuit, Like it's probably pretty
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: awkward for you out there in that at the biggest
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: moment of your entire career. A single body to give
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: you a couple extra points for that keeping your head
• 37:36
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• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Like he wants to go out there and like cart Hart,
• 37:42
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• 37:46
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• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I get it.
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  Speaker 1: When I was at Penn State, I wrote about I
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: spent a semester. I was on the newspaper. So one
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: of the semesters you had an assignment and I was
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: like the men's gymnastics writer, and so I was at
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: every single men's gymnastics practice. It was fucking It was amazing.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: They were the most jacked and most athletics maybe on campus.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: But I'd say like seventy five percent of them were gay. Yeah,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: just like super gay. But it was more impressive. You
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: like see a guy that's just like, yeah, not gay
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: at all. It's just like, yeah, that's what you've conquered,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: something that these guys were born into.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's probably a lot of dudes that, yeah, I
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: want to go into gymnastics and they get they're they're scared.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're here to tell them that you're not alone.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: They're too afraid to admit that they like pussy. Yeah, exactly.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: It's a very like, Uh.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: There were closeted straight guys on the team too.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: If you're tell anybody I'm straight, fucking spot in the lineup,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: don't say a thing.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Hey, guys, he hasn't looked at me once. It's starting
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: to think he's not for real.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: He's fucking fucking weird.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: I wanted to say that it's been I think, what
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: about a month now, and uh, you guys still haven't
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: worn your sweaters once. Dude, that's so weird that you
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: bring that up. I literally had mine this morning and
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: I was like, maybe i'll wear this today, and you didn't.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: It was too warm. I put it on. It was
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: too warm. Yeah, yeah, too warm compared to that fucking
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: fur thing you got on.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Literally isn't the weather was too warm?
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: No, the sweater it's very warm, like I got to
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: wear it on like a really cold day. Well, we're
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: through those. I mean it's the middle of February. I
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: think we've probably got more on the web. I don't know, man,
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: we had our cold spell, you had your chance to
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: wear your rat sweater, so I also have warm on one,
• 43:43
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• 43:45
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• 43:51
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• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I said, I was a rat, yelling it like it
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: was from my personal collection, straight off my back. Didn't
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: go with the silhow out of pants I have? I
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: just gotta wear better.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: You don't want yours? I'll take it?
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: What do you mean I want?
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Because if you're gonna keep on, you know you lied.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: About taking home the Louis c k Books. What are
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: you talking? Should I go down and get it right now?
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to get it?
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: It's crazy. I don't get cared about the Louis Brook
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: I'm sweater. I think what we should do is I
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: wear benefit everybody on the Bush team in sweaters rat sweaters.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: I would love that, and I'm wearing mine right now.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: This is my rat well, yeah, it's my rat sweater.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: I put mine on today. I was like, maybe there's
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: a chance that they'll both wear theirs. You definitely got
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: the nicest one, though, let's be real. What do you
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: mean that one's really nice? Yours are? Yours were just
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: as expensive, but you got like the pattern? What do
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: you do you want this one? No? I like mine.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Mine's good.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I like mine too, But I think why do you
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: never wear it? I think you look that one?
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: Why do you never wear yours?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I wear it. I just been waiting for the white
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: right silhowett of pants?
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: It's fucked up. That's fucked up my sweater? For forty
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: eight text messages, you have to respond immediately.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Make him a counter counter now, I just really I
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: want to wear his, he said, No, I.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Can't even do it. I'll give you forty eight. I'll
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: give you forty eight for free.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, over the period of five years.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll see. We'll see about that.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: They have to be U text first, all right, not
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: like a nineteen minute phone call I had with him yesterday.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, that he initiated.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: Damn that's good to hear.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: No, I don't want to make you jealous.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: What No, that's okay? How'd that go? Is everything okay? Yeah,
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: everything's great.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: He just wanted to chop it up.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: No, No, I was asking him a question about work. Yeah, well,
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: abou would work bullshit.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: It was basically a meeting. Honestly, it was a meeting.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Who like I classify that as a meeting? Yeah. Like,
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: when I get off the phone, I'm like, yeah, I
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: was just signed. I said a meeting.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I'd wrapped up, and I could tell it that you
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: were treating it like a meeting. You guys want to
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: have a.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: Meeting after this, I could sit down. I wouldn't mind,
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: like just breaking bread, having an oatmeal, talk logistics and whatnot. Yeah,
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: I could do.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I just finished my oatmeal. I've been having them in cups.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Wow, that's unfortunate.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: It's kind of nice.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: Honestly.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I like the way that the way it cooks in
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: a tube like that as opposed to a bowl.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I like to bowl though. Bowling for Columbine. Yeah
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: you did bowling for soup? Yeah, Bolster the fuck that's
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: an insane reference. I'm in the bowl bowling for Columbine.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I can never bring myself to watch it, so
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I watched it.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: I haven't watched it either. I only know the references.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: I just know the scene from the office where him
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: and Michael Scott and Dwight have the trench coats on
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: and he's like, I got it after I watched Bowling
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: and column Vine really dark movie one.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Damn it was a big deal. It was a big
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: deal for us back in the day.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Of course. I remember.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, you think everybody built born before nineteen
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: ninety five was a slave.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: But that's not the truth. I didn't think that.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: You said it. You said it on our nineteen minute
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: phone call that we had yesterday. I remember it like
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: it was yesterday.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: Also, it wasn't it ninety nine, dumbass.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I said everyone born before ninety five? Oh oh, come on, bro,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: fucking unbelievable.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: I been gaming at all. No, but somebody I don't know,
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: no gaming? No, yeah, no, I want to you should.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: We got a whole crew, like, there's a bunch of
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: people from the office plan. Oh that's cool. Yeah, who
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Zach Jerry.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Some people would bush the people you do the video
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: game contact.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: With Nicky Numbers, Spider plays, Tyler plays.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: I'd like to meet this Nicky Numbers character. You'd love him.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I would wish to have him on
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: the podcast. He's in Jersey, right, Yeah, but.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: We'd probably have to get like his we'd probably have
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: to like block out his face and his identity. Jerry's
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: very protective over numbers. Why. I don't know. He brought
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: him in though, and he was on camera. He's keeping
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: him out, dude. I saw that you guys dropped a
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: new episode of Behind the Book, Behind the Bush, and
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: I have not started it yet, but it's in my queue.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, I fucking love what you guys are doing.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: I appreciate that so sick. I appreciate that, not me, No,
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: not wrong. That's what our phone call was about. I
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: was like, can you please just like just say that
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: you like it?
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: And he was like, I hate it.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, doing that? What else?
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Put out a public statement? I'm not saying you enjoy it.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: What else is in your YouTube queue?
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: Francis, Well, I'm trying to think I was watching some
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: nonsense today. What Sir Alex Ferguson described the four players
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: he considered to be world class in his biography or
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: his autobiography that I can't distinguish those two anymore these days,
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: and he named uh, Paul Skoles, Christiano Ronaldo, Eric Ben's
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Ben Benona Cantona, Eric Cantona, the French guy, and then
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Ryan Giggs and that's over his twenty six year reign
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: at United, and he didn't name Rooney or Beckham or
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: a number of players who I'm sure felt slighted. And
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: then he defended it on on a live interview. This
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: was all on the tube. That was what I was
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: watching this morning. Yeah, YouTube's the best. It's hard to
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: go wrong, it is.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Let me find out you're up early watching footy though.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Well, I had a tough night of sleep. I did.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: I woke up at two thirty. Oh, that's a tough
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: time to wake up. The worst time to wake up,
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: that is, check you checked the clock. I walked out
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: of my room because I don't have I don't have
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: clocks in my bedroom or my phone. And I woke
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: and I saw some light coming in through my curtains.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: So I was like, oh, maybe it's maybe it's six. Yeah,
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: and it's just it's just that I live in New
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: York City and it's bright all fucking night. So I
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: walked out and I saw two thirty, and I was like, oh, yeah,
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: there's so much time before tomorrow.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: What was the light?
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: I like, this is make it.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: It's like, honestly likes it's hard even thinking about it. Well,
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: the things like the worst feeling in the world, the worst.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: The part that was really bad too, is that I
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: said to my I went to bed early. I went
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: to bed lights out ten thirty. Yeah, I haven't done
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: that in a while, so you already had gotten to
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: get them on a sleep.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: And I took two sleep gummies of some kind. Were
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: they the Ollie ones? I don't know what they were.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Someone gave them to me and said, you need to
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: try these. And I took them the night before and
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: I slept nine hours and fifty four minutes with a
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: eighty eight or no, a ninety three sleep score. Yeah.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: And then today, you know what, none of this matters.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: I'm going to shut up. I'm trying to get more
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: aware of when what I'm saying means nothing. I was
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: im I hit my limits.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Cray, where the insane? I'm listening with the story right now.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: It's like I'm wearing a dog bark collar and I
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: can feel that this is the tone and soon it's
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: going to be the shock that's crazy. We're done. I
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: was fully engaged in that story. Who cares gaming? I
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: was fully engaged. Bring back the game. No, this was
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: a great topic. No, it wasn't. Yes, it is. I
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: behave you can talk, and I'm aware of it, and
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to be better.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: You're going through the wintertime. I'm going through the wintertime too,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: it's just the winter time. I feel the same.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: I got to continue that story. There's no way you're
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: ending that story there. I could hear it. I could
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: hear It's sane, the comments popping up in my brain.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: Like sometimes when Francis gets going, man, I have to
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: switch to a different podcast, like he you know, I like,
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: I'm a Francis defender, but I'll tell you what, man,
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: I can't stand when he talks about sleeping.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: He can't sleep, but it's putting me the.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. I do want to hear the rest of
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: that though, so you know, I guess the rest of
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: it is that I just tried not to look at screens,
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: but sometimes, like at two thirty in the morning, my
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: eyes are so fucking tired that I don't I can't read. Yeah,
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, the only thing that will make me
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: feel at peace right now is to look at Facebook marketplace.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: No at two thirty, when Facebook Marketplace from two thirty
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: to six thirty, And then I fell back asleep till
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: eight Did you.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Get to the bottom of it? But you must have
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: finished Facebook marketplace four hours.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: You should see what it was feeding me. What I
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: mean it was like do it yourself hair clippers. I
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: was into bedside tables and that's all we up there.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: But Jacques Marie Madge sunglasses. Those are some nice, expensive sunglasses.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: That's with my glasses guy up in Boston. Oh yeah,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: he'll change your life. I would like that so optical.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, is that on?
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Is that Newbury?
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Dude, I've been there.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Dude, that's one of my I do.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: I feel like we've talked about this before. I bought
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: a pair of jmm's there when I was there for
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: laugh Boston.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Who sold Who sold them to you?
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: A woman? Oh okay, okay, I have a receipt. Let
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: me just make sure that's the store.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: It wasn't Percus or Cristos.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: Whoa cool names.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: Sure you're not talking about Greek mythology.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, bro, Percius and Christos.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, hold on.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: The when you're when I wake up early like that,
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: like in the middle of the night, like when you're
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: when you were up at Like you said, you fell
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: asleep at six thirty. When you're up at like five thirty,
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: are you like, I'm just up for the day and
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: you're like I feel good.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: No.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: I woke up so early that I was like, there,
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: there's no way that I won't fall back sleep. Yeah.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Often I wake up at four, and that's sort of
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: the the tipping point.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Where I could go either way. I just have that
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: exact same thing happen. Like every time that happens to me.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: I wake up and then I go on my phone
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: for like two hours and then I fall back asleep.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: For me, if I wake up my say my kids
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: crying in the other room, and I like check the
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: clock and it's like three p thirty, I'm like.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: Fuck, yes, oh yeah, because you get to sleep.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I just get this slam down for three more hours sep.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: That's like, yeah, amazing to find out that is that early.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: I fucking I kind of just like to get it
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: over with though. I got bad news grown it's Yosemite.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Iwear leap it out official retailer JMM in Boston, but
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: I don't think, uh.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Well, I got some data frames from up there.
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: That's that's cool. I bought those when I was doing
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: the show with Willie Cologne because I wanted him to
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: like me more. And black people love those. Yeah, big
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: on those. I'm never buying a pair of nice glasses again.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: It's fully over the sunclouds. Man, Oh my god, dude,
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: did I speaking of that? My mom loves Mali Jim's.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: Of course, who doesn't. And she dropped a pair off
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: the dock at our camp up and on lake happens
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: here on. I always get this wrong and people get
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: on me, So I'm going to stop this story too. Yeah. No,
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: I think it's like here on It might it might.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: I can never find out gyms anywhere. Can we say?
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Mali Jims has to be the best name for sunglasses.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: They're great? Ever, Yeah, they're great. She dropped them and
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: they were off the dock, and that spot the lake
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: was I think sixteen feet deep, and I tried diving
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: for them for her. Yeah, you talk, You get down
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: into the kelp and the of the of the lake bed. Yeah,
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: that is dark, that is murky. I find things out
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: about yourself in that. In that you learn a lot
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: about yourself. At sixteen feet under, you're feeling around you
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: can't really see. You know, I didn't have a head lamp.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: I wasn't splunking, so yeah, I was just feeling around
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: and I could tell that I was now stirring it
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: up and probably covering the j J. The MJ's so
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: the gems, Yeah, the james Is never got them back.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Once those things hit the water, they're gone forever pretty much.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think, well, if I think if you're in
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: the ocean, those are retrievable. It depends on what ocean.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: But I remember being on a dock and just watching
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: them fall right off my head, right in.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: And just like the second they hit the water. Gone. Dude.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: There's a guy on YouTube, this is a good one
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: who dives for watches that people have, yeah, in in
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: areas like that, and when they get back to them,
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: they're always so grateful. Really, Yeah, what do you think
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: the right tip is? If you if you if you
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: like had a paddock fall off your wrist, paddock like
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: a grand aquanat Yeah, someone dives.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Down he guys to go a grand I.
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: Mean, I guess it depends like are they bringing gear
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: they like they have to scuba dive.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: It might be more they have to scuba dive for
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: it might be more. I mean, how much does a
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: watch like that cost? Retails twenty seven thousand, but that's
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: if you know a guy, and you know a guy. Well,
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: so what would like the average person pay? Probably gray
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: mate market. We're talking north of sixty grand I think
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: five k? Really what you want to get a new watch?
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: Spot on? That's how I would say. I'd be all right,
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: it's going back down. Yeah, oh you mean this?
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: You get it?
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: You get another guy with a scuba suit and an
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: oxygen tank out here?
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: Fine one, yeah here in the ozarks. YEA question, what
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: position in football do you think is the most likely
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: to get injured? And I'm talking like season ending injury.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: I was wondering this and I wanted to ask you boys,
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: since you know ball.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: I think it's got to be be is an easy one,
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: more than O linemen. The O lineman one's weird because
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: those guys get hurt so much.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: But I feel like it's because they're fucking massive.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: And they're also like all over they're the biggest, toughest guys,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: so they're like all fucking play through it.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: Sure, but I'm talking you know, you can't come back
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: from a torn a CL right, So, yeah, those guys.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I feel like D Linemen are always popping their ship.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: D Lineman more than O Linemen, I think. So.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because they were kind of running forward.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like you pop the ship when you're at it.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: But I like the.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: Three point stance where it's like they're coming off that
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: back leg.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: The reason I went into this question is because I
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: went down an Adrian Peterson twenty twelve rabbit hole as
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: well MVP season, just breaking off.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: It was incredible.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: Twenty three yards, that's it.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: That's the year that he went for like two ninety
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: six in the game.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: It was really close to the record he went for.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: It wasn't the last, it wasn't, but you can watch
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: that game and it's just like insane. His yards after
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: contact that season. You needed three or four guys to
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: bring him down. And James Andrews performed the surgery on
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: his a c L and said allegedly said that he
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: had never seen a finer human specimen than Adrian Peterson,
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: never seen a body like he's a cartoon character. He
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: goes to fix the a c L and there's like
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: a second a c L. Yeah, you have a backup
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: a c L.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Just like a guitar shark teeth.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: But I remember watching it, this video and thinking, you know,
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: Adrian Peterson was carrying the hell out of the ball
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: that season, and this was after tearing his a cl
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: and coming back from it and getting hammered, you know,
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: going up the gut. And why is it that running
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: backs aren't aren't Why are they not more likely to
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: get injured? They don't seem to be the position.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: It's the most injured reserve position players per year is
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: running backs by a pretty high margin.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: Well, and then I am a fucking retard, honestly wouldn't
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: have thought that.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: You nailed it.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: You're right, I don't know they are the most injured. Yeah,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: so then I was wondering about that. Yeah, I was
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: wondering why that's not the case. I don't understand how
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: Tiki Barber had the career he did. I don't I
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Or like Frank Gore played like twenty fucking years.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like EMMITTT.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Smith was able to run for like eighteen thousand yards, Like,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: how do you just keep on going out there and
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: just doing that again?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're kind of going through the line and getting
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: banged around, and then you if you're lucky to get
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: through that, you get to the second level and there's
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: a fucking d back who's teeing you, teeming you up,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: and they're smaller, so they're going for your legs. Probably.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Emmit, Barry Sanders was five eight. Yeah, imagine being
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: like a Dave Portnoy's ie running back.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: Sure, but I mean, but they're fucking monsters.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Smith was not a monster neither. Bro there.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: Their legs are like five of my legs. That's true,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: is one of their legs legs. Their aquads are literally
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: like this big.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: They never even put Emmitt Smith highlights out. I feel
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: like I've never even like watched, Like they'll put a
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Barry Sanders highlights tape out every week, but there's no.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: Love for They're always good there, I know, That's what
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Like when did M Smith get his was it like
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: one hundred point game by wil Chamberlain, Like when did
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: M Smith get the eighteen thousand yards?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: I feel like I've watched some of them, like some
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: of his old stuff. Well, the Cowboys America's Team doc
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: was good. Oh yeah, yeah, maybe that's what it was.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Smith out there if he had a hyphenated last name,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: he probably would have had twenty eight thousand yards. Yeah,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Emmitt Smith and jig.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: But Emmitt Smith and Wesson.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Legendary a real life cowboy.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: Oh Man seemed to text large.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: And I watched a guy on at a really nice hotel. Uh,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Like he was on a paddle board and his watch
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: fell off, and he just made one of the guys
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: that like pulled the beach chairs out go dive for it.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: Did he get it?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah he did, but he didn't like make him any
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: promise of numbers. He was just like, I think it's
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: in this area, like just a fucking rich Australian guy.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: I feel like that. I just wouldn't wear a nice
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: watch on something that it's gonna fall.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: What do you mean that's what nice watch guys like.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: That's like one of the main things on nice watches
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: that it's like up to like forty thousand feet. You
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: could take this like that's one of the specs of
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: the watches that they can withstand that kind of stuff.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: I keep my nice watches on so that I don't
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: lose them. Yeah, that is true. Many you take it
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: off of the beach, say goodbye. It's gone.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: That's why I fucking Takashi six' nine would wear six
• 1:02:49
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• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: smartest way to do.
• 1:02:52
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• 1:02:58
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• 1:03:11
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• 1:03:14
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• 1:03:17
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• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: a super rich life and he just like goes.
• 1:03:23
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• 1:03:26
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• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: Christmas he's put out some bad, work but he put
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: out Mad? Men, okay when you love Mad. MEN i
• 1:03:36
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• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: the first two seasons are like, whatever they're, good but
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: they're not crazy. Again the later seasons you're, Like holy
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: blame society because you can't get me to watch to
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: earn it seasons to get to the good. Stuff two
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: full seasons of, television AND i certainly can't begin in season.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: Three i'd want to, know, idea what was going.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: On you probably could hop in pretty. Easily maybe you
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: just looked up the. Characters they're not going to do.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: It do. It the show deserves a full, watch but.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: You're saying you're not going to give it a full.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: Watch i'll be, HONEST i really think you could hop
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: around on that. Show like there was a season THAT i.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: WANTED i was, LIKE i wanted to skip it because
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: one of my friends told me it wasn't, good AND i.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: Didn't BUT i definitely could have people say that about
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: season two Of The, Wire but FRANKLY i liked.
• 1:04:39
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• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: docks the DOCKS.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: I got to Watch The.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: Wire that's one THAT i watched the first episode and
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: they pulled out a fax machine AND i was, Like i'm.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: OUT i was, Like i'm not watching.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: This from before nineteen ninety.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: Five, yeah that's. Brutal my parents Love The, wire but
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: they admit that they watch it with subtitles, on which is,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: like quietly a very racist.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Thing, no some characters like, snoop, like you don't know
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: what the fuck she's. Saying, yeah she's just like, talking
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: especially with The baltimore. Accent that's a nasty, One but
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: that is.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: Funny i've Never i've never gotten into.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: It the two three shows THAT i haven't watched THAT
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: i need to Watch Her, sopranos That The, wire and
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: THEN i also haven't WATCHED i haven't Seen entourage, either
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: WHICH i want to.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: WATCH i don't know How entourage might hold. UP i
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: really don't know if that will HOLD i tried to
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: watch the first episode of that and it was pretty. Dated,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: well season two was the best season of that, show
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: but we watched it at the right. Time, yeah back
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: when we all, thought if we get, famous or one
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: of us gets, famous then sexual harassment doesn't.
• 1:05:55
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• 1:05:58
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• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: and the rules don't apply to that mine do anything you.
• 1:06:05
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• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah Then Jeremy piven found out the hard way it.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: Does it. Exists turns out the rules still. Apply.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah He the funniest part of that show is his
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: relationship With lloyd is, uh, yeah. Exactly you couldn't do
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: any of that shit.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: Anymore he was the star of the show.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: And she was so, homophobic and it was An asian gay,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: guy so he was like it was like the golden
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: age for homophobia and at.
• 1:06:30
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• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Back, yes you want to know extreme when.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: They let him out of the Wink Oh james. Franko oh,
• 1:06:39
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• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: in this show On netflix that Apparently i've. Heard it's pretty.
• 1:06:44
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• 1:06:47
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• 1:06:48
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• 1:06:50
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• 1:06:53
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• 1:06:57
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• 1:07:00
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• 1:07:03
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• 1:07:08
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• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: he like sat down in like this kid's bed and,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: like uh he woke the dude up and was, like
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: name five of my movies And i'll give you five thousand.
• 1:07:19
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• 1:07:22
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• 1:07:23
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• 1:07:25
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• 1:07:28
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• 1:07:35
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• 1:07:36
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• 1:07:38
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• 1:07:40
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• 1:07:42
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• 1:07:46
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• 1:07:50
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• 1:07:52
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• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Can, yeah bring him. Back oh everyone knows that two
• 1:07:57
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• 1:08:02
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• 1:08:07
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• 1:08:10
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• 1:08:12
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• 1:08:14
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• 1:08:17
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• 1:08:19
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• 1:08:25
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• 1:08:26
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• 1:08:28
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• 1:08:29
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• 1:08:31
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• 1:08:32
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• 1:08:33
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• 1:08:34
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• 1:08:35
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• 1:08:38
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• 1:08:40
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• 1:08:40
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• 1:08:43
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• 1:08:45
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• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: i'm sending out like low ball offers for ship On
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: facebook marketplace THAT i will never buy if a gun
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: were in my. Mouth they're just fucking with people don't even. Know,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: like let's just take a look LIKE i currently. Have all,
• 1:09:03
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• 1:09:07
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• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: People, oh here's. School this is a good. ONE i
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: found a iron heart deer skin Leather western. Shirt the
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: big buck is what it's. Called hell, yeah size, large
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: no idea if it would fit new with tags, black
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: SIZE L AND i, Said, hey what DID i say to?
• 1:09:25
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• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: can come To brooklyn.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: With the? Shirt he could send you the. Shirt it's not.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: Like a and he, goes, WELL i could ship, it
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: AND i was, like is it really made of deer?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: Hide and do you know if they if it runs
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: big or true to size? Fifteen i'm not buying a
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: shirt for fifteen hundred. Bucks, yeah, don't definitely. Don't and
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: then he sent a picture of it on. Him oh that's,
• 1:09:57
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• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: you gotta crop the whole. Head i'm, like, hey, dude
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: can you remove the shirt and send that?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: AGAIN i see it on the floor next to your.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Bed that's so. Nuts why did that even catch your?
• 1:10:14
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• 1:10:20
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• 1:10:24
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• 1:10:27
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• 1:10:31
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• 1:10:33
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• 1:10:35
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• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: said my price is. Firm i'm happy to meet you.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: Halfway AND i never. Responded so that's just the. Game
• 1:10:43
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• 1:10:49
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• 1:10:51
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• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: why WOULD i do that WHEN i can lead a
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: bunch of people on a way. Goose it's the.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: Thrill of the, hunt the thrill of the thriller On facebook,
• 1:11:05
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• 1:11:06
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• 1:11:08
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• 1:11:08
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• 1:11:10
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• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: would you hunt for?
• 1:11:15
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• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: IT i didn't get it until NOW i THINK i.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: Understand he's a fisher of. Men, yeah he's a fisher of.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: Deer.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Shirts, yeah why the funk would you buy that?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: Shirt is it?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Sick CAN i at least see?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: It the shirt's so, sick, Dude it's, black so. Sick
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: it's a black deer. Skins my, god look at this
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: fucking awesome. Shirt, Ready so you think that's just a normal,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: whatever it's it's it's it's.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Leather that's the most Shirt i've ever. Seen.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: Bro look at that. Though look at that that's deer
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: skin inside, inside it's all deer. Skin the whole thing
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: is made from a dead.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Deer why wouldn't they make the out that the, out
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: like make the outside the.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: Inside that would be, cool cool. Shirt this is The
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: Sydney Wells Special Edition She killed The. Deer there were
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: only fifteen of these. Made that was all the amounts
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: she could kill that. Season never been. Worn the tag
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: has his.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Handwritten but you just said there's a picture of him wearing.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: It those, Feelings i'm not going to feel a little bit.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: Scandalous know. What isn't that like a little? Controversial, no
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: deer are, Past, yeah they're. Past Like rodents, said that's
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: so dispisi deer their. Scourge you ever drive around mon.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: Talk we should be hunting those things with automatic, weapons,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: grenades roll one right into a family crossing the. Road
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: watch the little. Babies just.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: With grenades would be crazy. Awesome they should at least
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: use like flash bangs and. Stunts, you, yeah a.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: Little you walk right up to them in the. Head,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: yeah that's LIKE i think the most humane way to do.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: It confuse and, Murder yeah, Exactly, yeah super bright and
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: then you're.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Dead could you just pull, up like with a flashlight
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: on a deer and just like freeze their ass in the.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: Headlight you're in a. Flashlight but all, right, no, no, no
• 1:13:08
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• 1:13:09
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• 1:13:12
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• 1:13:18
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• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: the rays of the.
• 1:13:23
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• 1:13:26
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• 1:13:29
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• 1:13:34
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• 1:13:36
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• 1:13:40
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• 1:13:42
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• 1:13:44
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• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: It's definitely Made jim.
• 1:13:49
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• 1:13:51
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• 1:13:54
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• 1:13:56
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• 1:13:59
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• 1:14:02
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• 1:14:06
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• 1:14:09
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• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: like a fucking, uh just like a guy who lives
• 1:14:16
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• 1:14:19
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• 1:14:22
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• 1:14:27
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• 1:14:32
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• 1:14:37
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• 1:14:40
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• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: Either don't even think about. It pittsburgh is going. Fast
• 1:14:50
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• 1:14:54
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• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: denver And houston And, OH i wanted to ask. You
• 1:15:01
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• 1:15:05
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• 1:15:07
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• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: if he would lend Me Connor mook's services open.
• 1:15:17
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• 1:15:18
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• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: you like if you tip him or what you give? Him? Yeah,
• 1:15:25
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• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: would then make you look. BAD i don't want to do.
• 1:15:31
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• 1:15:35
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• 1:15:36
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• 1:15:38
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• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: want to make sure everybody's tipping the.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: Same, yes. EXACTLY i don't Want moke coming home from
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: his weekend with me and being, LIKE i never knew
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: how BADLY i had it With Harry francis sleep in
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: the bed with. Him are you guys sharing a room
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: or sharing a? Bed, No, no we're. Not i'm. KIDDING
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: i don't know. WHERE i, MEAN i don't know where we're.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: Staying so are you Doing houston? Improv we're doing the
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: punchline In. Houston oh, yeah that's PROBABLY i was gonna,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: say if you're doing the, IMPROV i know where you're.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: Staying it's not good next to a jack in the
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: box off of a. Highway the punchline is right in
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: the middle of. Downtown oh, really, yeah, Yeah i'm excited for.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: That That's, houston Then, denver Then San, francisco and we
• 1:16:27
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• 1:16:30
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• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Francis all you've got to tell us If houston's a walkable.
• 1:16:33
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• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: Not it certainly, isn't at least WHERE i.
• 1:16:36
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• 1:16:38
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• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: Is, there like an Actual like every city In texas
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: outside Of austin That i've been, to everyone's, like, yeah we're.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: Here here it, is and you're, LIKE i feel like
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: we're in the suburbs right.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: NOW i feel Like i'm on the. Highway. Yeah and
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: then they're, like, well let's go. Downtown and then you
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: go downtown and it's like there's like a seven. Eleven,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: yeah the buildings are the building imposing. Long, yeah there's
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: no spread, out there's no sort of charming, bookshop the
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: cute girl that you're not sure if she's. Straight, no, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: It's most girls that you're not sure if they're.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: Straight they don't have that In.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: DALLAS i Think i've been To dallas like fifteen, times
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: AND i THINK i don't Think i've ever actually been
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: To dallas.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: Once, yeah where Is? Dallas? Anybody it was, like, well
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: this is Actually, alpharetta but if you go five feet that,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: way It's.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Dallas but then it's if you go ten Feet, yeah play, now, yeah.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: Fort, worth Fort, worth The. DALLAS i don't know. WHERE
• 1:17:34
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• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: dallas would. BE i have no. Clue nobody, knows no one.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Does where's the damn sweet green In?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: Dallas where's the? Charm where's the place where people, say
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 4: you know, What i'm going to leave my guns, behind
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: leave your ar in the. Car we're safe here, Safe
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: it's finally. Safe, yeah all, right good app good at good.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: App uh we will see you guys laxt week.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 6: Goodbye was On.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 9: Steve still, Underground.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: SO i looked on to you.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 9: Game a. ROUND i was only falling one. WAY i
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 9: was only falling one. Way Days what was you? Into?
• 1:19:04
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• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: So then you.
• 1:19:11
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• 1:19:21
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• 1:19:31
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