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A Breash of Freth Air: Shape of Water Oscar Wins & Mark Hamill Witcher · Multiple Nerdgasm

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I just used all my good material before we started recording so I've got nothing
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now and then I can't just say show us your balls cuz then I can understand the
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listeners AR that's going to be very out of context yeah is ball cam a thing
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already or is that just something that only you have um I don't know I'm going to Google
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it and see what Google tells me is there is that could that be your Twitch
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gimmick you play games uh and also you have balls on C
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so yeah um I'm pretty sure that goes
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against their um terms of service no balls what the terms of service say no
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balls yes that's very specific welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy I no they've actually come up with new
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ways on a a sort of dress code new ways of banning balls yeah there's people whose job it
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is just to just to look at balls on the internet and uh and ban them and then
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go did I even tell you about my friend Abdul who uh worked for Google and his
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job was to search the internet for porn sites where the girl girls looked like
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they might be underage and to to bookmark them so that
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someone else down the line could have a look and uh and determine now did he
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apply for that job or did they find him thanks to some special skill that he
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exhibited yeah that's right and how do you sell yourself in that interview guys
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I am extremely qualified for this what's he got in his
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resume well he could just be a bartender who was good at picking people
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over and underage yeah you use that skill and that would translate straight
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to porn this is like we've gone into an episode of [ __ ] crimes
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here oh I guess we should retroactively play the jingle oh I've got two jingles
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and I don't know oh no [ __ ] crimes 2 it's [ __ ]
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crimes 2 here we go what while the other brothers are doing time listen up it's
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crimes I must admit getting a bit lazy that [ __ ] crimes 2 sounds a lot like
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[ __ ] crimes 1 one see now I'm wondering what's [ __ ] crimes one well
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let's find out well it's not it's not there it's only I've only got [ __ ]
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crimes 2 in the in the playlist I'm going to have to oh I'm have to dig and
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find out what the hell's [ __ ] crimes one was maybe it's just a numbering
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error in iTunes listeners if you remember what [ __ ] Crim one jingle
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yeah the internet
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slash so Dan welcome back thank you yes you guys held the for very well last
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last week very funny podcast thank you I uh I enjoyed hearing about Luke's brush
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with death MH yeah still very traumatizing
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what's upsetting me is I tell this story to people and all they do is laugh at it
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it's not a funny story no it's I think I I think the phrase it was screaming
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looking at me and I had to watch it die is one of the funniest things I've ever
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heard you say and I've heard you say some pretty [ __ ] funny things Luke yeah
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that was traumatizing ever seen a bird die you had to like look it in the eye and it
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you looking at you going I know you did this to me you got I think there's a bit of bit
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of guilt here you uh do you still see this bird like when
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you close your eyes you know do you see do you hear its voice screaming I don't
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hear its voice but I do see it really just staring back at me [Music]
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H did you ever find out what happened to its friend no I cuz the next day where I I
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was I was Drive riding back there I didn't see any birds so you've been back
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to the scene of the crime like a yes I have like a like a common serial killer
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like a serial killer it's it's just on my way to work did you offer to help the
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police with the investigation they do that there was no investigation everyone knows what
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happened yeah yeah you made clear yeah that's right
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yes it's all about the fame with you people all right I need you both and all
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our listeners to do me a favor MH MH I need you all to go to
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trueachievements.com create yourselves an account well this
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is just lost interest so I can monitor your
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achievements just makes it easier okay well you you do a pretty good job of
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monitoring mine via the Xbox dashboard we seen in the past you do seem to be
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quite encyclopedic on our achievements as also I'll point out there's not been
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a mistake if you're wondering why it looks like I haven't gotten any
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achievements in the last month I haven't cuz I haven't turned on my
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Xbox are we actually able to add friends on the switch
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yet uh is that a thing I don't know I don't think so I don't think so cuz then
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that's one thing that Nintendo suck at online there's plenty of things Nintendo suck
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at guys I've just realized my my computer's not plugged in and I'm going
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to run out of battery so give me two seconds to run into the other next room
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grab my battery be prob using Safari Dan that's true uh that was off air Matt no one
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gets it okay I'm I'm gone damn it yeah we really should have just
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recorded that whole conversation we need to record everything we say to each
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other ever from now on basically and then we a lot easier yeah we'd have to
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edit a lot of stuff out obviously because we're a bunch of [ __ ] but
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I'm not no you're probably not everything I say I'm happy to be
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recorded and aired really yep all right don't edit
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me don't sensor me oh you can sensor me all you
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like I don't get why people get upset about being censored on multimedia
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platforms they have every right to not have what
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you say up there if you want if you want your stuff to be out there make your own
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website oh I went away for one minute I come back and Luke's going on a
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trade all it just upsets me it's our right to say whatever we want it is but
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it's not their right to have to promote it for you I don't know what you're
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talking about this is completely out of context for me he's just mad about
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something he's got a beus B it yeah no you're right it's not if you're a
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private company like say Twitter uh they're not under any obligation to not
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you know remove offensive things you say that's fair no you're
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right I mean it is censorship though it
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is but create your own Twitter Twitter that you can go and put all your racist
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crap on whoa whoa me [ __ ] hell me or Dan I go away and I come back and Luke
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is in support of of hate speech
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sites also I've worked out how to deal with the Twitter the Instagram and
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nipples you know how is solving all your problems this segment it's like a new
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segment where it's Luke's [ __ ] social media advice go is his way to solve it
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yeah mhm no nipples allowed male or female problem solved
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no one can be upset yeah or everyone will be upset yeah exactly they will
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yeah equally yeah you you don't think that female nipples should be allowed
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well the reason why they go they say female nipples un allowed so they can
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have a PG rating yes yeah and that that's what they so they can have it
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more open to people to use it so just
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throw in no male nipples and yeah well I mean problem solved well not no
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just different problem created I think no no problem then two problems instead
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of one problem I guess another way of looking at it I think your cat would be
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upset if you sudden if it wasn't allowed to see your nipples on Instagram anymore
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hold on hold on didn't you just say that every website should be able to just
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choose what it allows and what it doesn't allow yeah so shouldn't the same apply
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here it does but it'll stop more people winging
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mate you'll never stop people winging no they no they'll find something I wonder
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if there is a a site for hate speech and
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nipples you know yeah the one site for both yeah like a site that like if
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you're if you're angry at whatever the [ __ ] site you were just talking about
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that I missed the start of so I don't actually know right I don't know how I
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got to where I was and you're upset at Twitter because you can't see some uh some female
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I wonder if there's one site that you can just go to where you can be like oh
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this is great I'm only looking at the nipples of racists yeah NAIT tits.com is
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it available it probably does exist
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na.com it's thinking about
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it so uh um no it's not can't be found okay Matt B
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by NAIT tits.com I don't know guys what what what about
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like na appreciate that usage of our patreon
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funds Dand I bet that exists also um
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racist does seem to be a subcategory on
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PornHub does it yes but but I can't actually click through I can see it in
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Google but because I live in Singapore I can't visit PornHub so uh um visn so
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there you go I don't really want to watch that you don't want to watch
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racist porn oh no not really you know what I bet it I bet it's not
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as I'm trying to imagine what it would even be I maybe I don't want to know
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it'll be oh I've just thought of probably just as bad as you think it
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would be I just my brain just went no Matt this is probably what it is and
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then I was like oh yeah okay that's wor yeah imagine the worst thing you think it could be
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it's probably that yeah it's too early in the morning my brain wasn't wasn't I
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think we've all got ideas we've probably all got slightly different ideas too and
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I think it's best if we all keep them completely to ourself yes yeah cuz they
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all probably right to some degree yeah guys write them down in your dream
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journal there's been quite a few uh articles that I came across this week
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that uh I thought could be funny to talk about and then purposely didn't put in
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the spreadsheet because I I think we rightly so moved completely away from
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the political Arena on this podcast right yes not very good at it but there
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is one thing that I would like to just point out just because uh it's it's it's
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very easy to take sides on this and and feel good about yourself uh did you guys
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see in the photo that Oxford University has had to come out and apologize for
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right um where they made a a female
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cleaner come and rub off the chalk uh
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Happy International women's day that the students had
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written so there's this photo where this
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woman with a mop is is is is being forced by four male security guards who
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are standing over her to erase happy International women's day written on the
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stairs in colorful
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chalk [ __ ] hell yeah but but it is
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her job yeah I know but it's one of those things as soon as they saw someone
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taking a photo they went wait a minute oh this is going to look
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bad
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[Music] yeah well happy International women's day
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everybody thanks Matt thanks mat I appreciate it I appreciate it and I'm
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sure the women out there also appreciate Monday
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Tuesday I don't know when it was it was last week something got upset because my
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Apprentice went what is did you get me a present you have an apprentice are you a
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magician hold on yeah whoa whoa whoa Luke this
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is explain you have an apprentice well no my team has an
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apprentice but I just use her as my assistant you use her as your
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assistant yeah I get her to do my job it's great right and this is the woman
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you dissed on International women's day I didn't
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know a thing okay no wait she convinced
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you has she convinced you now that you're supposed to give women gifts on
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International women's day I think she was joking when she said where's her
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gift okay then I got her a cupcake oh
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you're a good boss very condescending of you I didn't buy the cupcake someone
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else brought in a tray of cupcakes for international women day okay so you took
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a cupcake that she could have had anyway and said this is your International
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Women's Day present yes I did he wrote girl power on it oh
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God I did no such thing that would require effort now you know I don't do that that's
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true that is true it's funny it's funny how
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Luke switches between social justice Warrior and somebody who refuses to
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acknowledge International women's day and think there's nothing wrong with
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black face like so quickly you know what I mean yeah I know I don't it's not that
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I don't acknowledge it it's a thing I think women do get screwed over a lot in
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the workplace I do find it very annoying though when they bring up the whole that
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women earn 7% of what male would earn oh God how is Luke bringing this up on the podcast I
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know go on Luke go on the reason why I get upset with that is in my profession
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there's no negotiation it's you are at that role you get paid that amount it
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doesn't mean the same role it means overall the wages of women I know but a
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lot of 30% lower it doesn't mean that there's companywide policies for each
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corporation that says men get paid this and women get paid this no no but what
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I'm saying is it's it's what's screwing the results are the people getting earning a lot
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more correct that's the point it's that men are in a position to
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negotiate for far higher Sal than women are yes I can't do anything to help
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[Laughter]
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that yeah so the razis were on this week
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yes well yeah the Academy Awards obviously so the Academy Awards were did
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Sandler win I think you guys did you guys mention Academy Awards last week I
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don't think oh we talked about it inadvertently because the Disaster
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Artist uh lawsuit thing was happening and I said if they won best adapted
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screenplay Maybe that would be interesting but they didn't so okay well
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no they did not um but let's uh let's talk about the Oscars first though
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because I was surprised and thrilled at the amount of love for the shape of
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water [ __ ] yeah man because it it's a great movie and I I personally think
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it's not necessarily an obvious Oscar Contender I was surprised when it was even
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nominated I don't think it's his best film even but I mean it is oh no it's
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not it's not yeah and it's about a woman
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who [ __ ] a fish I know yeah it's not really a normal Oscar Contender is it
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but that said it's beautiful it's Charming it's poignant it's it's a
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throwback to like classical Hollywood Styles it's it's it really deserves to
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win I was shocked that it did yeah yeah it's excellent that's top yeah Best
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Director best film and then a bunch of others yeah yeah welld deserved although
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I'll say this the entire time I was watching it I was thinking like H Jean
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Pierre Jan is going to sue him for the Ripoff of production design in this
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movie and guess what he is God you guys ever see city of Lost
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Children yes not in a while but yes yeah great movie but it does look kind of the
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same but then again lots of things look kind of the same yeah there's some some
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guys suing uh as well because he wrote a
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play that is kind of sort of similar to the plot except it's it's a dolphin and
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not a fish man well that's a big difference it's just said it's SeaWorld
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and she [ __ ] a dolphin no he wrote this play about it
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was and it was like it was performed for a period in somewhere uh it was a play
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about a woman who works at a secret research facility and they she falls in love with a
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dolphin that's being uh experimented on there and she uh you know conspires to
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uh okay to rescue the said dolphin the dolphin yeah I mean that's also an
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episode of The Simpsons so you like you can't really claim yeah I'm not sure how
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how many how how far that lawsuits going to go but I mean in year 10 which is
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1995 I wrote a play called clock virus right which was basically the premise of
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the Matrix right but I didn't try to Sue and we performed that at Cambridge Park
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High School me and Luke gun it wase do you remember that Luke you wouldn't
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remember but you were in my drama class so you would have seen
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it we even had the thing where you can just get we're going to get lots and
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lots of guns like that was a scane some stuff's just I don't remember
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the collective conscious in the public imagination the only thing I remember
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from my drama class was you know that that Infamous performance that we've
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mentioned before where a kid in my class pretended to be raped in an Alleyway
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does it have a name I feel like that onean play should have a
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name uh don't know
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let's just call it I don't want it yeah
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and no no I don't want it oh God what I can't hear you of the music what oh you
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want to go to the alley sure yeah all right God my favorite my favorite thing
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ever ba so uh what happens at the same time as the Oscars every year of course
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is the razes the golden raspberry Awards which uh are given to the worst movies
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of the year um so I'm going to go down the list uh some of these I haven't seen
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and have no intention of it and some will not come as any surprise to you so
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worst movie of the year was the Emoji Movie um sounds right I mean I'd never
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watch that kind of garbage but that that certainly sounds like a movie that would
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be utter [ __ ] no interest in finding out yeah worst actress is Tyler Perry for Bo
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two a Meda Halloween uh I don't know
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what that is but sounds I think that's a drag queen
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oh okay I think let me Google I think
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Tyler Perry might be a black drag queen so it just says he's a comedian here yes
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but if you type in his if you type in his character
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Med so type in Tyler Perry Meda oh I see
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and you shall see that he makes a whole series of
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movies OHS like he's the American Dame
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edner okay mhm moving on worst actor
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Matt you want to guess worst actor mhm worst actor in a movie this year it's
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somebody whose performance we criticized on this podcast already oh man worst
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actor this year [ __ ] mhm there's been so many bad
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performances you want me to put you out of your misery yeah yeah yeah it's Tom
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Cruz for the mummy oh yeah man M deserved yeah
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garbage yeah performance by Tom Cruz I think yes when you're in a movie with
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Russell Crow and you stick out as the worst actor in that movie you know
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you've done a bad job Russell Crow [ __ ] Hamming it up as Dr Jackal and
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Mr Hyde no less he was good like he was Hamming it up it was good
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yeah it's a good performance should I watch The Mummy no no no it's not worth
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it's not even worth watching it's yeah it was very disappoint think so thought
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I'd just check I mean it's fine well well after watching we just talked about
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this after watching King Arthur yeah it was a brush of FR air a brush of FR air
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yeah a brush of FR air I'm have to remix
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myself that may also be the name of this
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podcast yeah okay so to move on Best Supporting Actor sorry worst supporting
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actor was Mel Gibson for Daddy's home too I don't know what that is but that
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certainly sounds like a movie that shouldn't exist and that Mel Gibson
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shouldn't have been in it sounds like a movie you wouldn't be able to watch Dan
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cuz you know how to go to those websites yeah that's right B in Singapore yeah um
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50 Shades Darker uh won a lot including worst supporting actress for Kim
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Bassinger uh worst worst
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sequel uh worst on screen combo goes to any two emojis in the
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[Laughter] movie uh worst screenplay and worst
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director also taken by the Emoji Movie uh and Luke this might uh this
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might interest you the special Rotten Tomatoes award the razi for the film so
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bad that it was actually good goes to Baywatch [ __ ] yeah yep I will totally
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agree with okay so I'm G to have to catch up on that now it's you haven't
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watched Baywatch no I have not to watch it Dan it's it's really funny it's
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terribly good now I'll say this I've not
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seen the original will I get this yeah yeah yeah it's irrelevant yeah it's just
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a funny movie it's just it's so stupid it's great all right I'm in it's just
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it's like an hour and a half of Dick jokes it's great so it's like this
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podcast yes exactly Chiller 7 hated
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Baywatch is that review still up online yeah yes
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it is actually but it now shows the person's name because I guess Apple
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changed the policy and uh yeah we'll just leave it as chill as s yeah yeah we
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know we know who we mean um before we
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move on from film related news uh MH and
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speaking about the shape of water Matt can you go ahead and play the sex toy
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news jingle oh yeah
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hav used that in a while my sex toy I
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mean when you need new toy to put inside
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of you you listen to sex toy news sex toy
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news that might be one of my favorite Jingles too um so I don't know if this
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will surprise or shock anyone but there is a shape of water dildo that is uh
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colored and shaped like the dick of the fish man in that film okay so I haven't
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seen the movie does this movie make people want to have sex with a fish
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didn't make me want to have sex with a fish um didn't make me want to watch
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Sally Hawkins masturbate so that's something I love this article the
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headline is there's a shape of water fish man dildo and we have questions and
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then they thought it was also necessary to put warning this post contains images
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of a fish man dildo yeah that's right seemed like speciic yeah I wonder if
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that was copi and pasted or whether uh like was that a check box like does this
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post contain you New South Wales images not safe for work images of a fish man
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dildo tick yes it does um so this existed before the Oscars but apparently
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they've seen a surge in in sales since the Academy Awards this is so uh this is
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an odd still don't understand the Academy Awards and why they're a big
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thing that's what you're taking away dildo yeah so in other words you've never
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watched the Academy Awards and gone I'd like a dildo of that
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no I've seen bits and pieces of the Kenn Wars and never thought I want that inside
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me what about the Oscar statue itself I mean it's very dildo likee even on its
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own yeah but that's it's cu the Rocks never won an Academy
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Award he deserves one has he ever been nominated no I doubt it he will never
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win one I hope he's not listening Luke you would have you might have BR it's not
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because he doesn't deserve one the industry would never give him one yeah
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when you type in um has The Rock been nominated for an Academy Award all of
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the uh all of the articles about Rocky
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and its Academy Award wins come up oh uh now Rocky's a great film but it does not
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star the rock so no could I can't imagine the rock is a good movie I might
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watch that again Rocky great movie yeah yeah I watched it about a year ago and
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uh man it's better every time you watch it h and then they just get worse and
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worse and worse I don't don't even watch Creed though Creed is great I'm
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interested in that it's got the guy from the Black Panther guy in it right yeah
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man he's [ __ ] tops that that guy's going places yeah I'll watch that guy
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acting things he was good yeah maybe he'll get his own dildo one
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day okay hold on uh see Michael Michael B Jordan is that his name yeah Michael B
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Jordan dildo okay let's see I really just hope
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it's got his face on it remember that [ __ ] nothing at
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all's coming up remember that that was that foot oh the the vajankle the
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vajankle oh yeah whatever happened to the V jankle that was it was only the left
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ankle you could buy the right one but you couldn't put penis in the right yeah
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there was no vagina on the so [ __ ] details both yeah but what I love about
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it was the comment section because everyone was like could I get a custom
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one where instead of the vagina being on the sole of the foot it's on the stump
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of the ankle and well that's the thing like this was the only reason I was
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selling this was because it was a custom job and they've gone well we might as
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well try and sell it as well yeah yeah so I don't know it must be very hard to
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put vaginas in things well I've just
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noticed yes you noticed I've noticed one of the articles in here and I'm like
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what all right which is that well let's get to it now yeah what is it Wich is
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appropriate I noticed that Mark Camel wants to be in The Witcher and I don't
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blame him cuz I want to be in that
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series let him no I don't yeah maybe oh
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oh man that's the only thing that would be better than mark look let's break
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this down Mark Hamill Witcher series y I'm all for that yeah Mark Hamill and
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Matt ham together at last in a Witcher
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series I mean that's that's that's inspired casting I think he' do all
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right as vesmir that's the he wants to play vesmir the character vesim who uh who's
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kind of like the I guess the head of the Witcher order at this Point series takes
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place yeah when when yeah I think that'll suit him well yeah bring it on
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what so they're making a television series isn't it yeah yeah on Netflix cuz
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I know the writer is more involved with this than he is in the
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game right yeah he got a little um he didn't like the game and I think it's
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mainly part of cuz he sold the rights for nothing the writer of Witcher 3
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didn't like the Witcher 3 or all the all the Witcher GES the writer of The
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Witcher oh theer the original writer of the books okay sure yeah yeah yeah
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saying they came to him and they said we want to make a video game we'll give you
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either what like a $10,000 or you can get a percentage of all the profits and
30:09
he went video games are [ __ ] stupid I'll take the 10 grand thanks and
30:14
then oh man yeah and then you know the rest so yeah this one I think he's
30:20
playing a bigger part and being a bit more involved with
30:24
it oh well hopefully he likes Mark Hamill because I'll watch him in The
30:29
Witcher yeah yeah who's playing geralt I like when Mark HL gets work do we know
30:33
who's playing geralt yet no I don't no I don't think they've
30:37
announced really anything yet I don't think they're that far along and to be
30:40
fair they haven't announced Mark Hamill either he's just said he wants to be in
30:44
it yeah well fair and Luke will be the first one to tell you he's he needs work
30:49
yeah he wants to he wants to kick on his spree I mean he's done three films in
30:54
the last couple of years which is more than he's done in a long time he's
30:58
killed off in Star Wars now he's no longer The Joker like he needs to work
31:03
hey I don't think they're going to make a new Wing commander game soon oh man
31:07
imagine if they did though that would be great oh God I love the win Commander
31:10
series and they could get back that uh the guy who plays Biff in uh back the
31:16
future to be in it as well he was the maniac yeah Mal is Malcolm McDow still
31:21
alive yeah he is he could be in yeah man oh they got to do this if you're
31:26
listening and I know you are let's Kickstart
31:31
it no we won't be able to get the minute wait minute is wi Commander Chris
31:36
robberts yes yeah see okay that's not going to happen he's not going to sell
31:39
the rights for that he's too busy extorting money out of people well hold
31:43
on hold on we need money for it right
31:47
so you know let's let him do his thing do a little fundraising yeah but he's not going to
31:53
sell it cuz I think cuz even when they made the movie he directed it
31:58
I don't think he's going to let anyone do anything with that franchise wait there was a
32:04
movie the wi Commander movie yep did I know about
32:09
this um it was terrible and it had
32:13
Freddy prince junor in it oh Christ oh I
32:17
vaguely remember that I don't
32:20
and I the other guy yes he was the
32:25
maniac I've just you know what I thought that I had seen this somewhere and I
32:29
will confirm that this is true it is 100% true Mark Hamill is actually in
32:35
Star Citizen which is Chris Roberts new game that that there been all that drama
32:39
about so we we're we're basically asking for something that already exists okay
32:44
great all right you back to starti really want to
32:49
play Star Citizen yeah I don't know if you'll ever get to at this at this rate
32:53
I'm just kidding I'm just [ __ ] around people are really mad about it still in
32:56
case the listeners don't know Star Citizen was a you know crowdfunded game
33:00
by Chris Roberts the guy we've been talking about made wi commander and
33:03
everything and uh it's still being made and it was supposed to be out years ago
33:10
a long time ago and people are really mad about it and there's been people
33:15
have been saying oh it's fraud they're not making the game it's like there's
33:18
been allegedly people who work there said that they're not getting anywhere
33:22
there's no game ever coming out and they're saying no no no it is they have
33:26
released stuff it's like split into components you can actually play quite a
33:30
lot of it like you can play space missions or the first person or whatever
33:34
it is but yeah there's no game as such do I always I don't like playing them
33:39
ahead of time now I've burnt myself no I find it terrible I just I'm happy to
33:44
give them money early on a Kickstarter type thing but I'm not going to play it
33:49
until the game is done I don't want to do a game preview or anything like
33:54
that y I almost always with you but I you know played quite a bit of con and
34:00
Exiles in pre-release so oh yeah like it is good for some
34:05
people and it is good to do CU that way they can actually shape the game around
34:09
the community and what people want but it's just not for me yeah see I've I I
34:15
played uh the reason that I stopped is there's a game I can't remember the name
34:18
of it movie The iseland or something and it was uh oh yes the the plane crashes
34:23
and you're on an island is that I think the right game yeah and it was [ __ ]
34:27
excellent I was got really into it and then suddenly I realized I'd run out of
34:31
game and yeah it was really disappointing because it was like oh
34:36
well now I got to wait like like the I i' done everything like literally
34:42
everything that you could do I had done and then now it was like I guess I have
34:45
to wait for to finish and then you have to wait and then when you come back to
34:48
it you don't remember what you've done and what you're doing and yeah well I'm
34:53
playing other games now so yeah I should have just waited no the same thing
34:58
happened with Terraria remember we actually played that together yeah and
35:02
then we sort of did it and then we never went back to it man remember I I really
35:09
preferred Minecraft earlier abely ear
35:12
on it it lost the thing that it had I feel like they put too much in yeah I've
35:19
seen some simp I think would actually be quite fun I well it's got magic and then you
35:26
got to eat stuff and oh there are some game mods on there I'd
35:30
love to play and I'd love to play with you guys but I know we never
35:35
will we were supposed to play Civ if you recall it never happened I'm ready to go
35:41
I've even got I own Civ 6 now as well I can play any Civ
35:46
game I think let me check well speaking
35:49
of uh be up games that were kickstarters and that now are real games and that now
35:55
people on the internet are angry about m I've been playing Kingdom Come
35:58
Deliverance oh yeah um which I'll be honest I hadn't heard of before it came
36:04
out I wasn't a backer on this or anything um I just heard about it
36:07
because it um this one snuck past me as well yeah it it it had a million sales
36:13
in a very short period of time it only released a few weeks ago everyone was
36:17
shocked I think we talked about it years ago when kiar was on because there was
36:22
the controversy about basically it's it's all white people I think there was
36:26
controversy yeah oh right well I mean there's a reason for that uh yeah it's
36:31
called historical context but uh this is
36:34
a game imagine Skyrim if there was no
36:38
magic and no dragons and uh it was almost
36:44
mundanely realistic and that's what kingdom come Deliverance is it's in a
36:49
good way or a bad way well here's the thing so it's a it's a medieval setting
36:56
um open world and it's uh they've it's painstakingly true to
37:02
the period right so everything is completely accurate even to the point of
37:06
being uninteresting at times you know like normal things that
37:12
would happen in a game imagining imaginary things that
37:17
would make a game interesting are not here uh and to the point where you know
37:23
how in every game you play you're always the best in the world you know you're
37:28
the chosen one you know Skyrim you're the dragon Bor you know you're the lone
37:32
Wanderer whatever in this you're nobody
37:37
you're just a peasant you get scolded when you try to talk to uh any nobleman
37:43
you're the black you're just a blacksmith son you're the blacksmith son
37:48
you're not even trained in blacksmithing yet you can't fight you can't do
37:53
anything but this game right is great
37:59
Matt I suggest this for you Luke probably for you too but uh
38:05
it's you know I just for starters I mean it goes from just kind of boring stuff
38:11
like you had to go and get your dad an ale from a Tavern and you got it back to
38:15
him and it had gone warm so you go back and get him another one right you know
38:20
just [ __ ] that a peasant might do right to then watching my parents get murdered
38:26
in front of me having to stand and dig their grave in the
38:31
rain right damn while a [ __ ] single
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tear ran down my cheek in real life you know
38:42
like yeah it's [ __ ] great there's some weird stuff about it
38:48
though it's it's strangely realistic at times to the point where it's a little
38:52
bit off-putting as well so yeah it's odd
38:57
it's odd and it's a little clunky uh and and the combat is [ __ ] complicated
39:03
but in a good way and uh yeah I'm looking forward to looking forward to
39:08
really getting into it yeah I'm looking forward to playing it yeah I'm very
39:12
interested however I am I I just I can't justify ever buying another game ever
39:18
again at this point until I play some of the ones that I have I got really into
39:22
Mad Max for like a day yeah it's a game that's almost 3 years old gone months
39:28
ago yeah I know but like it's [ __ ] excellent and and I'm like well unless I
39:34
don't know I'm halfway through pillars of Eternity on the PC I've got [ __ ]
39:38
Zelda on the switch mat here's what you need to do when you get a game I'm guessing you
39:44
play on normal difficulty yes play on easy and just focus on the main story
39:51
quests don't get sidetracked to all the stuff cuz you're not going for 100% complete
39:58
and that way you still might get to enjoy the story that's fair yeah he
40:02
makes a valid point yeah all right yeah that's
40:07
fair no shame in it no shame at all you
40:11
won't be judged you'll be judging me when I I will I say you get the easy
40:17
achievement but not the normal or hard yeah when I sign up on true achievements you'll
40:22
know yeah well I'm I'm definitely interested in uh in Kingdom come it sounds
40:29
cool in a weird boring way it sounds cool y yep for example several times
40:35
I've had the the night watch and you just have to stand on a
40:41
turret and look out and something might happen but might not nothing's happened
40:48
yet oh God yeah cuz I played it for about um
40:54
half an hour um I managed to get myself a arrested okay you got arrested in your
40:59
home Village Christ okay right the game really picks up when uh you you leave
41:05
that Village cuz that Village died before to leave the village quite quite
41:11
intense the sacking of that Village
41:16
H well there you go as you're escaping you pass by a
41:22
woman about to be gang raped and you have to decide whether or not to help her or not
41:28
join in I thought you had to decide whether or not to join in oh Jesus L wow
41:34
[ __ ] you never know which Luke you're going to get on this podcast yeah I
41:39
know I was just thinking that's way over the top if that's the choice he's just
41:44
thinking what's the button for that Christ should never have brought it
41:51
up
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you Star Wars news Star Wars news Star Wars
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news Star Wars news Star Wars news Star Wars [Music]
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news uh we got a bunch of Star Wars news yeah lot of
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star like the poster one first sure yeah cuz normally when cuz this is about has
42:57
claimed that Star Wars has ripped off the posters and normally when you see an
43:01
article like this it's all yeah and then you have a look at yeah they're a little
43:04
bit alike but come on you can't be that original these are a complete not ripoff
43:10
yes yeah so this is the marketing campaign for
43:15
solo and uh the designer of a series of jazz
43:20
albums uh has come out and said yeah the series of
43:26
posters that feature one character each are identical to my series of album
43:33
covers that feature one genr so yeah and
43:37
they are alarmingly similar yeah it's like even like the same colors I mean it
43:43
could be a coincidence but I don't know man that's look here's the thing right
43:50
fcking background yeah yeah same font you know
43:55
change the font if you're still you know come
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on yeah look it I think they're cool actually I think they're great posters
44:05
and I think yeah basing you know this H Solo movie which is kind of a you know
44:10
it's a bit retro and you know it's probably you know swinging back to the
44:14
you know the 70s which is when the first one come out this is a prequel to that
44:18
to use something from that era as the inspiration for your marketing campaign
44:23
your poster series is that's kind of cool but if you're going to use something
44:28
like make it obvious that it's like an homage to something don't just be like
44:32
yeah rip be cool if like if if even if these album covers had have come out in
44:38
like the 70s or the early 80s it would have been awesome throwback to it but
44:42
these are like 2015 these only came out in 2015 like these are new still
44:48
yeah yes the uh the designer of those
44:53
album covers has come out and said I'm flattered that the quality of my work is
44:58
recognized but it is still pure and simple forgery I it's not
45:03
forgery but uh yeah he's French I think
45:08
yeah well okay sure it's just a misusage
45:12
of the the word but yeah he's mad and he's like the background color is the
45:18
same the writing color is the same on each of the ones it's not like a
45:23
different shade no they all correspond to a different one in the series yeah so
45:28
it's not even like he can say oh I didn't I didn't see a more maybe I saw
45:31
one of them and I kind of got myself inadvertently inspired no no no no you
45:36
sat down and copied each and every one but not not that this is the point but
45:42
this could well be the best thing that's ever happened to this guy financially just
45:47
saying CU Disney's probably going to make this go away if you know what I'm saying
45:54
yeah you mean this movie no I mean never come out they're going to they
46:00
they'll probably just settle whatever this is with a very probably the only
46:05
time we hear about this yeah he's going to be receiving a large sum of money
46:08
from the mouse is probably what I'm thinking mhm well it sort of depends who
46:13
owns the rights to it cuz if it's just him a huge check to
46:18
him will make it go away if it's Sony who owns it they might try and make more
46:21
of a okay that's that's fair yeah but uh yeah but then also if they do try to
46:26
make make more of a deal out of it it's just going to get more people looking at
46:29
it which is going to be free publicity for Disney
46:36
Fair yeah maybe that was a ploy maybe they're like look no one's paying
46:42
attention to our movie maybe uh maybe we can drum up a bit of controversy what
46:48
Can you steal that we're confident we can then pay off and sweep under the rug
46:54
later this is seriously going to be the first Star Wars movie that's come out
46:59
since I've been alive that I'm not going to go to the midnight screening for
47:05
oh interesting I am that unconfident in this being a good movie I didn't go I I
47:11
saw Rogue one like a week after it came
47:13
out so I've already busted that no I've
47:19
seen Rogue one and and also uh The Last Jedi uh at the the very first screening
47:25
available but uh they're not midnight screening cuz they're always available
47:30
for Mid I also I was thinking about this today I also think that they need to
47:34
break a trend go on instead of finishing
47:38
the Star Wars Skywalker staga on nine and having like another Trilogy finish
47:44
on 10 why does everything have to be a
47:49
Trilogy cuz it's like poetry at Rhymes who cares about
47:55
poetry it's like Po poetry Rhymes I want I want to see Star Wars
48:01
X well not the triple X I've seen that just slightly less
48:07
XY yeah well I mean moving on there's uh there's going to be a fuckload more of
48:12
Star Wars to watch now uh because apparently John favro of all people now
48:17
has his own Star Wars series live action that he's allowed to do mhm I think you
48:22
just put up your hand and you get yeah look maybe but put your [ __ ] hand up
48:27
mate yeah you're right how do I do this okay we need to get some kind of
48:31
campaign going okay because it look I used to think it was impossible to make
48:37
a Star Wars movie like it was a closed Club but now the guy who made brick has
48:43
a [ __ ] Star Wars movie right yeah so I don't see why I can't have
48:50
one what would yours be about well picture it to me right now Christ you
48:56
put me on the spot um mine would be about someone who isn't
49:00
a rebel or an imperial right the story would take place in the environment in
49:05
that universe but it wouldn't be someone who's an immediate stakeholder I I would
49:10
say maybe a farmer whose Farm was destroyed by the Empire but he doesn't
49:17
then go and join a rebellion right it's just him trying to get his farm back you
49:22
know what it's Brave heart but in Star Wars
49:27
I'm I'm I'm I'm going to pass
49:32
okay sorry I did not hear anything about any bothans dying oh many bothans will
49:37
die I swear to you okay fine he's also a serial killer yeah also he he finds out
49:44
later on that he's Obi-Wan's brother no he's no one's brother he's no
49:49
one's father he doesn't know anyone he's an only child are you sure this is a Star Wars
49:56
film I was about to say that was what made Rogue Squadron so great and then I
50:00
remembered no she was related to the designer of the deatha so did you say
50:03
Rogue Squadron Rogue one Rogue one sorry I wanted to make a Rogue Squadron
50:10
movie yeah I'd watch that actually I think Rogue Squadron could make a great television
50:15
series yeah but you yeah just do something else in Star Wars something to yeah
50:22
El stuff don't need to see it again get rid of the Jedi I don't care about the
50:29
Jedi story I just want to see a I'd like to see a show or movie about the pilots
50:34
I actually think a show would be better well maybe that's what this is
50:38
you can start to get to know some characters and then they you have some
50:43
die off and Replacements I just think that could be interesting we don't know
50:47
anything about the story for this right we just know John F is doing it let's
50:52
see if they're going to steal my idea or Dan's idea yeah they're not
50:57
stealing Dance all right Bud a guy who gets his
51:03
farm built burnt down and then wants to rebuild jeez all
51:08
right I'm sorry Dad I don't know why I'm so mean about this no no look I mean
51:12
you're the target audience so if you hate it then we're not on a winner guess
51:16
we uh we need to go back to the drawing board Luke's getting feisty these days I
51:21
know man he's I don't know
51:24
why I'm doing it t way though aren't
51:29
I you you know what uh you know what John favro did
51:34
direct is uh started the whole Iron Man stuff oh yeah yeah but he's famous for
51:39
Iron Man obviously right yeah Cowboys and Aliens which we watched and enjoyed
51:44
oh yeah oh yeah in uh where where when we watch that I think we were in La
51:50
actually we were in La Universal City we watched it yes um no you know what you
51:56
you know where we watched it was it yeah you could be right or was it the day we
52:01
left and we had time to kill near the airport that was transform transformers
52:06
got it Dark of the Moon but he also directed uh
52:11
Zathura that uh unofficial sequel to jamanji yeah there you
52:17
go actually I'm going to correct myself we watch Transformers in Seattle and
52:21
then when we were killing Tom we watched that [ __ ] Katie Holmes movie with the
52:25
creatures what was it called Don't Be Afraid of the Dark what Katie Holmes oh
52:29
you must have been desperate you're right we did with the
52:34
little oh that was awful that was it was a horror movie like a ghost house movie
52:39
Doom house I think it was called Doom
52:42
house it had Matt made me watch though
52:47
what did I make you watch the last day we were in La we had a choice between
52:51
seeing evil dead or GI Joe
52:57
was it GI Joe was it GI Jane starring no it was GI Joe because I wasn't I
53:03
couldn't watch Evil Dead without Jenna so we watched GI Joe yeah that's fair
53:07
and that was terrible not GI Joe GI Joe
53:12
to yes was that with Joseph Gordon lit uh he was in the first one I don't know
53:17
if he was in this one oh he probably was I don't I remember nothing about
53:22
it the whole thing they had to do there there were going to be these big
53:26
satellites that were going to just drop rods onto the Earth and cause massive
53:30
damage so what they did was they just blew them up so they would just drop to
53:35
the Earth and cause Mass damage is The Rock in those movies those space rods
53:40
are actually very popular on the internet people discuss that [ __ ] yeah
53:46
scrolling Reddit I see space rods all the time GI Joe retaliation we saw do
53:52
they retaliate against it does St The Rock so what's the problem
53:58
it l not every movie The Rock is in is great he was great in it that's right
54:02
it's got Bruce Willis in it what and they just at the end they just go pick
54:07
him up from his house and then put him in the back of a truck and he drives
54:10
around with him what yeah Jesus GI Jo retaliation Bruce Willis just likes
54:17
cashing checks I've never heard of this movie it's very
54:21
bad bad oh yeah Ray Stevenson was in it oh wow what a cast
54:27
yeah Ray Stevenson is the man I [ __ ] love Ray Stevenson I can't believe I
54:31
didn't like this movie maybe I should watch it again yeah I think we need to
54:34
revisit all right you two have fun with that I'm going to
54:40
pass um one little last thing of Star Wars news which I I was like ah do we
54:44
want to talk about this because we kind of shittle over Ryan Johnson at this
54:49
point but I just thought this was sort of interesting uh because JJ's back for
54:55
number nine mm Daisy yeah this is what I find a little bit confusing about this
54:59
article Daisy Ridley said that uh in a recent interview that JJ Abrams had
55:06
written uh drafts I don't know whether she means outlines or if she means
55:10
actual like draft scripts for all three
55:14
of S8 and N he'd written all at least he'd written something for all of them
55:19
and there was a an overarching kind of plot and then when he finished seven
55:24
Ryan Johnson got just threw his script out and did something else well I think
55:29
that's perfectly obvious but this is where I find it sort
55:35
of weird because he did that and then did his own thing and then but they're
55:40
bringing JJ back to do nine but then they gave Ryan his own Trilogy it just I
55:45
don't know it just seems a bit strange to me how that worked out well I mean
55:50
look if if he wanted to do his own thing that's fine and like I said I'm [ __ ]
55:54
I didn't like it but that's fine people did good I just think it's a
55:59
shame that cuz people are saying oh JJ Abram set sets all this [ __ ] up and it
56:03
wasn't it never it was never going to go anywhere well apparently that's not true
56:07
because there were two other [ __ ] outlines that he wrote and now I'm
56:10
curious what's he going to do with nine is he going to I hope he does to eight what Ryan
56:17
Johnson did to seven it's for if I was JJ this is what
56:22
I'd do I would actually I would start with some um some alternative angles of
56:28
that um [ __ ] donkey Chase through the casino right and then just before the
56:33
climax of that scene it would cut to Finn waking up in a cold sweat and going
56:38
well that was a weird dream like as if that would ever [ __ ] happen um and
56:43
then walking out and picking it up from basically the end of uh episode seven
56:49
and then Ray wakes up on the island and it's like w that what the hell that was
56:54
that was also a weird dream and right then begins her training with yeah and
56:57
looks like I will train you I am still an Klo Ren wakes up and he's
57:04
like I'm having nightmares yeah shame my
57:08
M died I can't murder her yeah and then
57:12
snow wakes up and he's like Jesus I've actually heard a rumor that
57:18
they might be making a snoke movie to talk about there was supposed
57:24
to be a snoke movie it was suppos
57:27
didn't there's no point going back now
57:31
Christ [ __ ] people you're doing this all wrong people I guess they really wanted
57:37
to know about snoke I don't actually think he was even
57:41
that interesting a character no but you can't I just I I know that and I hate
57:46
the way people characterize it as like everyone just wanted to snoke was the
57:49
favorite for somehow people just love snoke no you just can't have the [ __ ]
57:53
character like that that exist who exists during the time of the previous
57:58
three films and not mention him it's just weird where was he what was he
58:02
doing how did he gain power these are questions you ask that you never
58:06
answered and people say and and I [ __ ] hate this argument too you
58:10
didn't know anything about the emperor in in Empire or Return of the Jedi yes
58:15
mentioned in every godamn film but not only that we didn't need to because
58:19
there weren't three films that preceded The Empire Strikes Back that didn't
58:24
feature or mention him Emperor you he didn't he didn't play that much of a
58:29
role he wasn't even in the first one at all he was mentioned he still mentioned
58:34
he was mentioned he played a tiny tiny part in the second one yes and it wasn't
58:39
to the third one you actually really introduced to his character but that's
58:43
because the first two Star Wars movies weren't supposed to be about a global
58:48
conflict it was supposed to just be about one General doing his thing and
58:53
one specific Mission you know and that's that's what made it interesting Vader
58:58
wasn't even the right hand man of the emperor he was just one of the generals
59:02
out there doing his thing T kept Vader in line yes and that was so interesting
59:07
it's just one Rogue dude who's just like one of those [ __ ] military tough guys
59:12
who just goes a little bit too far
59:16
mhm God those movies were good what what happened but yeah just let's see what
59:22
happens we don't need to know Palpatine CU they they didn't set up this whole
59:25
universe and just not mention him for three films and then suddenly mention
59:29
him like it's different yeah it's it' be like if the prequels it existed first
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and then didn't mention Palpatine and then all of a sudden in The Empire
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Strikes Back they were like oh I guess we should talk to the emperor and
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everyone was like who the [ __ ] is the Emperor what emperor why hasn't he shown
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up in the last five films we don't need a snoke
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movie too late now to summarize we don't
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need a snoke movie no they blew it it yeah doesn't make any sense now and it's
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too late to fix it yeah it's too late to fix a lot of things man it's just
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doesn't make any honestly Disney Lucas film please go with the waking up from a
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dream idea it's the only it's going to be Naf but it's the only thing that'll
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work Disney Lucas film give me a job I will fix it for
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you look Luke's a I actually support this because I mean he's already shut
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down my idea yeah I'm curious I'm not just gon to say
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yes to everyone I'm curious Luke what is your head Cannon you know what I mean by
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that right for for how snoke is able to
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exist without having shown up in the six
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films before Force
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awakens I don't know cuz I have not
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gone very far into the backstory and
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anything for the new new Star Wars landscape I don't quite know much
1:01:03
about it anymore okay the exting Universe I used to know a lot about and
1:01:07
I loved now I'm still trying to come to grips with what it is all right and it's very
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hard like for I've I've watched Luke and Mari Jade
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relationship grow and get married and have children over what 20 plus years
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1991 we introduced and we also know the we introduced I was introduced to luuka
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Mara and uh yeah hi guys nice to meet you and then all of a sudden I have to
1:01:39
she doesn't exist at all anymore and that's a lot to still try and get the grips
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with Y I learned a fact this week that I
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think is rather nice somewhat Star Wars
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related you and McGregor right M has a
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brother who is in the Air Force right
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British Air Force and his call sign is
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ob2 yeah I heard about that this week as
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well amazing that's great yeah i' I'd actually find that hard to
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say though I would very quickly be referring to him as Obi-Wan oh right well
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you cuz yeah ob2 doesn't roll off the tongue for me I think on the battlefield
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have to be quite specific about who who you're giving orders to yeah obw fire on the
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target oh
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[ __ ] is there an OB Stree do they have a
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sister a twin
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sister you have to say it like that
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there is another there is another
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McGregor which ah back when Yoda didn't talk about that at that
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time there is another Skywalker who can breathe in space and
1:03:09
fly I'm still upset about that scene don't
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even I came to accept that she was dead why give her space magic hey I've got a
1:03:19
question you know uh you know that uh
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pilot not pilot that woman who uh who piloted the uh the ship at light speed
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through the Star Destroyer yeah holder oh yeah hold name is hold yeah
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um should there not have been a scene where she was about to take off and Leia
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walked up and went you know what I'll do this I can actually survive in the void of
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space it's a good plan but you are only half right I should be the one doing it
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because I am Immortal what's like my issue with the
1:03:56
end of um Wonder Woman where [ __ ] Steve tror flies the plane up to to
1:04:03
explode and blow stuff up let [ __ ] Wonder Woman do it yeah like she can't
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be can't be [ __ ] does she know how to fly a plane by then he [ __ ] killed
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himself those old timey planes were not very take her with him and then she can
1:04:17
just jump out of the plane problem solved yeah oh he probably did he
1:04:23
probably did jump out on the parachute he probably crash landed in Wonga or wherever that
1:04:28
place is from uh
1:04:32
Wonga or Wonga yeah Aubry Wonga yeah and um yeah he's probably been brought back
1:04:39
to life with uh by branium yeah and now he's in a Marvel movie and he's like where am
1:04:45
I how did I end up in this good movie yeah I don't belong
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here send me back to my [ __ ] Universe where everything's dark
1:04:57
yeah except for when it's not suddenly
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yeah message from Jenna do you think this I don't know is this some weird
1:05:08
thing why is this what what you know we can't see
1:05:14
your messages Matt no I know do you want to read it out loud or
1:05:20
do you want us to give our opinion having not heard
1:05:23
it well no because now I'm like is this some weird code I don't understand this message is
1:05:30
what some weird code well I can't tell you just in case it's a code and I'm just being
1:05:34
thick do you think well if you tell us we could help do you think she's being
1:05:40
sexual is that is that what you're I have idea no
1:05:46
idea are you googling what she said now yes you're typing back is this a sex
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[Music] thing I'm going to write that
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this sex
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thing message to myself I know what when
1:06:06
you say thrust my purple-headed Warrior into your quivering mound of
1:06:11
Love pudding do you mean like in a sex way I
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don't wrting with what you think Jenna said to Matt I'm editing this bit out it's
1:06:24
boring oh well you're not going to get the quivering mound of Love pudding then I'm afraid
1:06:31
not you know what find an end before that and then just put that bit
1:06:36
in have a little thing and then have you being like Oh I'm going to cut that out
1:06:40
and then me going no love pudding and you'll me like afraid not that's all for
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