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- 0:00Speaker 1: It's a small world after all. It's a small, small world.
- 0:05Speaker 1: It gets smaller when you suck like the Chargers. So
- 0:08Speaker 1: why is L.A. quarterback Justin Herbert so offended by a
- 0:13Speaker 1: perfectly legitimate leadership question? We'll answer that on this hour
- 0:18Speaker 1: two of the Ben Mather Show also. Does the former
- 0:22Speaker 1: NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown's plea deal pass the smell test?
- 0:27Speaker 1: We'll go there. And in Cleveland, Deshaun Watson says he
- 0:30Speaker 1: doesn't want to go to war with Browns fans. So
- 0:34Speaker 1: how does that strike you? Even though he called them
- 0:37Speaker 1: a bunch of names two weeks ago. I guess we're
- 0:39Speaker 1: supposed to forget about that. We'll talk about all of
- 0:42Speaker 1: these stories and more. And they're coming your way right
- 0:47Speaker 1: about now. Here it is. It is a power outage
- 0:53Speaker 1: of sorts. Welcome in the beginning of another hour of
- 0:59Speaker 1: the Ben Maller Show. We are in the air everywhere,
- 1:05Speaker 1: socializing as we are where imaginations run wild in the night.
- 1:11Speaker 1: Coast to coast, border to border, and beyond on the
- 1:15Speaker 1: vast and dramatically Powerful microphones of FS are emanating live
- 1:27Speaker 1: from the Bonanza. It's Benny's Bonanza of banter, guaranteed human,
- 1:32Speaker 1: from the world-famous Fox Sports Radio Studios. As we row
- 1:38Speaker 1: upstream here, upstream here we do. And the one and
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- 2:23Speaker 1: note coming up later this hour. We will handicap Benny
- 2:27Speaker 1: versus the Penny, the Thursday night game, as we have
- 2:32Speaker 1: Atlanta and Green Bay. Is it a good game? Hell no!
- 2:35Speaker 1: Can you win money? Hell yes! Just don't bet the mortgage.
- 2:40Speaker 1: We're doing okay on these island games. We've done pretty
- 2:42Speaker 1: good on the island games. The Thursday night and the
- 2:45Speaker 1: Wednesday night combined games, I believe we are 2-0-1. to
- 2:51Speaker 1: begin the season. So we'll see what we do with
- 2:54Speaker 1: that game. We'll tell you who we like and where
- 2:57Speaker 1: the money lies. And then, of course, as we saw
- 3:00Speaker 1: with multiple games we lost over the weekend, we'll have snap, crackle, pop.
- 3:05Speaker 1: One of the quarterbacks will get hurt, and then who cares?
- 3:08Speaker 1: Who the hell cares? So our lead this hour is
- 3:11Speaker 1: from La La Land. Now, we have many, many little
- 3:15Speaker 1: mantras on this show. One of the mantras is bad manners.
- 3:19Speaker 1: teams make good talk radio bad teams make good talk
- 3:22Speaker 1: radio so our lead is from la and there is
- 3:25Speaker 1: no more embarrassing franchise in the nfl not the cleveland
- 3:28Speaker 1: browns not the cardinals not the raiders the usual suspects
- 3:32Speaker 1: then the chargers my god do they stink so justin
- 3:37Speaker 1: herbert was being peppered with questions about the lack of
- 3:43Speaker 1: leadership as he looks like he's ready to go hang
- 3:45Speaker 1: ten and go cowabunga dude rather than play quarterback in
- 3:50Speaker 1: the NFL. So Herbert pushing back on the repeated leadership
- 3:55Speaker 1: questions when he addressed the media this week that charges
- 3:58Speaker 1: off to the worst start in 100 years in NFL history.
- 4:01Speaker 1: That's not hyperbole. They're 0-2, and they've lost to two
- 4:06Speaker 1: bottom feeders. And it doesn't get more embarrassing than that.
- 4:10Speaker 1: So Herbert insisting that vocal leadership is very present. Very,
- 4:16Speaker 1: very present. With the Buffalo Bills, I believe, up next
- 4:20Speaker 1: for the Chargers, Herbert said nobody is panicking and the
- 4:25Speaker 1: focus remains on correcting mistakes. Now, as you know, Herbert,
- 4:30Speaker 1: typically very vanilla, very, very vanilla, became somewhat fiery by
- 4:35Speaker 1: his standards today. in comparison to what he normally is like,
- 4:39Speaker 1: when the questions kept getting repeated, he got argumentative that
- 4:46Speaker 1: it implied leadership had been missing. So you're telling me
- 4:50Speaker 1: you're getting good leadership and the team still blows, okay.
- 4:53Speaker 1: So the Bolts lost to some hungry puppies there, Arizona
- 4:57Speaker 1: and Vegas, and literally the most embarrassing start, I'm not
- 5:01Speaker 1: making this up, in 100 years, nobody had ever lost
- 5:03Speaker 1: to two suckbag teams like the Cardinals and the Raiders
- 5:06Speaker 1: in 100 years. In a hundred years. So Jim Harbaugh,
- 5:10Speaker 1: of course, he must have come out and criticized Justin Herbert.
- 5:14Speaker 1: Hell no! Of course not. Harbaugh called the offensive struggles
- 5:19Speaker 1: just growing pains. Shouldn't you have worked out the kinks,
- 5:25Speaker 1: I don't know, during training camp? He called them growing pains.
- 5:28Speaker 1: He added, I wouldn't change anything about Justin. Close quote.
- 5:33Speaker 1: So that is a good jumping off point. Let us
- 5:36Speaker 1: discuss the question. Why is Chargers quarterback Justin Herbert so
- 5:42Speaker 1: offended by a perfectly legitimate leadership question? It wasn't out
- 5:48Speaker 1: of bounds at all. It was perfectly fine. So I've
- 5:52Speaker 1: got Gorilla Glue, music composer, and jujitsu. And we'll put
- 5:59Speaker 1: all of these together, and we are going to blow
- 6:01Speaker 1: a snot rocket is what we're going to do. Big,
- 6:04Speaker 1: giant piece of mucus just flying in the air everywhere. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
- 6:18Speaker 1: We'll clean that up in post. So Justin Herbert reacted
- 6:23Speaker 1: like this was not some kind of press conference. It
- 6:25Speaker 1: was a dental appointment. And the dentist found the bad
- 6:29Speaker 1: tooth and said, does this hurt? Yes. Yes. Apparently it
- 6:35Speaker 1: does hurt. The Chargers are absolutely discombobulated at this point.
- 6:40Speaker 1: They are bedraggled. And Justin Herbert is playing quarterback like
- 6:46Speaker 1: you would expect a Madison Beer groupie who wandered onto
- 6:50Speaker 1: the field without a backstage pass. How did you get
- 6:54Speaker 1: out here? You're not supposed to be playing quarterback. Yeah,
- 6:57Speaker 1: but I'm a groupie of Madison Beer. I liked her
- 6:59Speaker 1: so much. I'm going to marry her.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Really?
- 7:01Speaker 1: Really? Herbert, for better or worse, if he was a
- 7:06Speaker 1: food dish, he would be tapioca pudding. That's what he is.
- 7:10Speaker 1: Soft and smooth and boring. So Jim Harbaugh always, always
- 7:16Speaker 1: talks about Justin Herbert like a kindergarten teacher describing the
- 7:23Speaker 1: quiet kid that sits in the back of class. Justin
- 7:27Speaker 1: is doing just wonderfully in class. Please stop asking about
- 7:32Speaker 1: the gorilla glue that he likes to eat. Don't ask
- 7:35Speaker 1: about that. Come on. So it makes you wonder if
- 7:40Speaker 1: Herbert cannot be criticized, that he's so soft that you
- 7:44Speaker 1: cannot criticize him. Common sense would tell us that he
- 7:49Speaker 1: deserves criticism, that there should be some kind of internal criticism,
- 7:55Speaker 1: checks and balances for the way that the offense is played.
- 7:58Speaker 1: And he's the franchise quarterback and all that stuff. At
- 8:01Speaker 1: some point, The HPP has to end. The Herbert Protection
- 8:07Speaker 1: Program has to end. The coaches have changed. The personnel
- 8:11Speaker 1: has changed. The excuses have changed. But the alibi, the
- 8:17Speaker 1: Justin Herbert alibi, never changes. You keep doing the same thing.
- 8:21Speaker 1: You can't continue to keep relocating the blame to a
- 8:26Speaker 1: different zip code. Every September. It's fascinating. He's apparently done
- 8:31Speaker 1: nothing wrong ever. And after years and years of the
- 8:34Speaker 1: bubble wrap, the quarterback at some point here has to
- 8:37Speaker 1: arrive without the packing peanuts, without the packing peanuts. Now,
- 8:41Speaker 1: page two, we now go to a true crime thriller
- 8:48Speaker 1: in the state of Florida. That is where former Pittsburgh Steeler,
- 8:55Speaker 1: And Raider legend Antonio Brown. Remember the feet? What's wrong
- 9:00Speaker 1: with your feet, Antonio? What's wrong with the feet? What's
- 9:03Speaker 1: wrong with your helmet, Antonio? Well, the former NFL star
- 9:06Speaker 1: Antonio Brown is planning to accept a plea deal that
- 9:11Speaker 1: will reduce charges in his attempted murder case. You might
- 9:17Speaker 1: remember that Antonio Brown, who made his bacon... In Pittsburgh is...
- 9:23Speaker 1: He's in a whole lot of trouble, but apparently not anymore.
- 9:25Speaker 1: He's scheduled to appear in court September 30th. That is
- 9:29Speaker 1: the end of the month here, where his attorney says
- 9:32Speaker 1: he will receive probation instead of prison time. Now, Brown
- 9:38Speaker 1: originally pleaded not guilty to second-degree attempted murder. Second-degree attempted murder,
- 9:45Speaker 1: which carries up to 30 years at the Graybar Hotel.
- 9:51Speaker 3: However.
- 9:52Speaker 1: That's not the problem because nobody typically gets the maximum sentence.
- 9:56Speaker 1: The minimum mandatory sentence was $ 20. So Brown was facing
- 10:02Speaker 1: 20 years, which is a long-ass time in the big
- 10:09Speaker 1: house there with the bars, the big house with the bars.
- 10:12Speaker 1: So the case stems from that altercation in 2025 where
- 10:17Speaker 1: where Brown allegedly fired a gun during a confrontation. Do
- 10:21Speaker 1: we still have to say allegedly? I mean, there's video
- 10:24Speaker 1: of it. The lawyers say we have to say allegedly.
- 10:27Speaker 1: So allegedly. The question, does the Antonio Brown plea deal
- 10:34Speaker 1: pass the smell test? Yes, it actually passes the smell
- 10:42Speaker 1: test like a nice scented candle. It's flavored sweetheart. The
- 10:48Speaker 1: reason it's flavored sweetheart is because this is, I think
- 10:50Speaker 1: you can agree, you're nodding your head, yes, a sweetheart deal.
- 10:54Speaker 1: From what I've heard, the prosecution has a gaggle of
- 10:59Speaker 1: crystal clear cell phone video of Antonio Brown... Shooting said gun.
- 11:06Speaker 1: That's the word there. Supposedly that's bouncing around the interweb. Now,
- 11:11Speaker 1: Florida's got the stand your ground law, and that was
- 11:14Speaker 1: going to be his defense. However, if you know about
- 11:18Speaker 1: a jury trial, the jury trial is a toss-up. It's
- 11:23Speaker 1: too much or not enough. Could go either way, yes
- 11:25Speaker 1: or no. So they ended up working this out, and
- 11:31Speaker 1: he ends up getting probation. And rather than face decades
- 11:35Speaker 1: in prison if the jury ends up going the wrong way.
- 11:39Speaker 1: So it's not unreasonable. It's a sweetheart deal. It is
- 11:44Speaker 1: crazy considering the fact that Antonio Brown's on video doing
- 11:49Speaker 1: the thing he's accused of. And they've got many angles
- 11:53Speaker 1: of it. He also spent six months on the lam
- 11:57Speaker 1: eating Dubai chocolates in Dubai. In Dubai as a fugitive
- 12:04Speaker 1: hanging out in the Middle East before he was brought back,
- 12:08Speaker 1: extraditioned back to the United States. But suddenly, out of nowhere,
- 12:14Speaker 1: the alleged victim died. decided, I'm going to forgive you,
- 12:18Speaker 1: Antonio Brown. I'm going to forgive you. Refusing to participate
- 12:22Speaker 1: in the prosecution. And Antonio Brown also, he issued a
- 12:27Speaker 1: statement saying he's forgiven Antonio Brown. Antonio Brown says he
- 12:30Speaker 1: holds no hatred, which tells you he had nothing to
- 12:33Speaker 1: do with that. Most likely. Most likely. And you know
- 12:37Speaker 1: what all this sounds like? You know what it sounds like.
- 12:40Speaker 1: The great Randy Moss, back in the day, straight cash homie.
- 12:46Speaker 1: Straight cash homing. So this alleged victim, it is more
- 12:53Speaker 1: likely than not, became a music composer.
- 12:56Speaker 2: Really?
- 12:57Speaker 1: A music composer? Yeah, a music composer. Yeah, creating original
- 13:00Speaker 1: music by shaping melodies and harmonies and rhythms and structure.
- 13:06Speaker 1: And he picked up a handful of C-notes. from Antonio Brown.
- 13:11Speaker 1: So this guy became a composer and he's mastered the
- 13:15Speaker 1: C note game. Thanks to Antonio Brown. So that is
- 13:19Speaker 1: the sausage making of the criminal justice system in the
- 13:24Speaker 1: United States. It's pay to play is what it is.
- 13:30Speaker 1: And if you got enough money and you can make
- 13:33Speaker 1: your problems go away, you're going to use your money
- 13:35Speaker 1: and make your problems go away. And this becomes another
- 13:38Speaker 1: wild chapter of, in the saga of Antonio Brown, post-NFL. Although,
- 13:44Speaker 1: will he ever be able to top the tossing of
- 13:47Speaker 1: the gummy phalluses? Nothing can top that, right? Nothing can
- 13:51Speaker 1: top that. All right, final point. To Cleveland we go.
- 13:54Speaker 1: The mistake by the lake where they're still rambling, rambling,
- 13:57Speaker 1: rambling in northern Ohio. And Deshaun Watson. That's right. He's back.
- 14:05Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson. As the Browns get ready to play their
- 14:09Speaker 1: first home game of the regular season against Carolina, Deshaun
- 14:12Speaker 1: Watson says he is, quote, ready for support from the
- 14:17Speaker 1: Browns backers. As Cleveland gets ready for their home opener,
- 14:21Speaker 1: that would be his first regular season home start in
- 14:23Speaker 1: nearly two years. Watson, in his media availability, says he
- 14:29Speaker 1: wants to move past the fan controversy. He said, quote,
- 14:34Speaker 1: I don't ever try to go to war or go
- 14:37Speaker 1: at war with the fans, close quote. Again, Deshaun Watson said,
- 14:42Speaker 1: I don't ever try to go to war with the fans,
- 14:45Speaker 1: close quote. All right, so that is what's the money
- 14:48Speaker 1: quote in this, and we're going to play off the
- 14:50Speaker 1: money quote. So the question, Deshaun Watson says he doesn't
- 14:54Speaker 1: want to go to war with Browns fans. So how
- 14:58Speaker 1: does that strike you? How does that strike you? So
- 15:01Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson is, I'm going to write down a capital S.
- 15:04Speaker 1: capital S, made it capital, Schmendrick. That's the word. My
- 15:09Speaker 1: word is Schmendrick. He's trying to sell amnesia by the
- 15:13Speaker 1: pound to the pound, the dog pound. He called the customers,
- 15:19Speaker 1: if I'm not mistaken, disrespectful, and now he wants them
- 15:24Speaker 1: to enthusiastically, enthusiastically go into his store and shop and
- 15:30Speaker 1: have a grand time. Watson's relationship with the Brown fans,
- 15:34Speaker 1: It's like a bad marriage, what's going on between Watson
- 15:38Speaker 1: and the Browns fans, where one spouse announces, listen, great news.
- 15:42Speaker 1: I've decided we're fine. Well, the other spouse doesn't agree
- 15:46Speaker 1: with it, but you've decided we're fine. So Watson has
- 15:48Speaker 1: gone from quarterback rehab, right, quarterback rehab, and apparently calling
- 15:56Speaker 1: them disrespectful was just like a UN peacekeeping mission by
- 16:00Speaker 1: Watson when he called the Browns fans disrespectful. Using my
- 16:04Speaker 1: Mallard decoder ring, not to be confused with Mallard math,
- 16:08Speaker 1: which Nick and Berkeley uses, my Mallard decoder ring. We're
- 16:13Speaker 1: past that, which is a quote Deshaun gave. We're past that.
- 16:17Speaker 1: That is jock speak for please stop bringing up what
- 16:22Speaker 1: I said. I know I said it. We're past that.
- 16:27Speaker 1: There's also a term called gaslighting, right? So after everything
- 16:33Speaker 1: that's happened, Watson thinks one above average half, one fluky
- 16:37Speaker 1: half in Tampa, which also had a lightning weather delay,
- 16:43Speaker 1: and Cleveland is suddenly kumbaya, and they're roasting marshmallows over
- 16:48Speaker 1: an open flame. I tell you right now, this is
- 16:51Speaker 1: not a feel-good sports movie. It is not. It's a
- 16:56Speaker 1: psychological horror film with the dog pound providing the soundtrack.
- 17:01Speaker 1: And I will guarantee you the first time the Browns
- 17:04Speaker 1: go three and out, the Deshaun Watson Marching and Chowder
- 17:08Speaker 1: Society will pivot to torches and pitchforks. Guaranteed. And I'm
- 17:15Speaker 1: never wrong about these things. I'm never wrong about these things.
- 17:19Speaker 1: It is the Ben Maller Show. The Ben Maller Show.
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- 17:41Speaker 1: if it's that bad. Oh, it's so bad. We will have,
- 17:46Speaker 1: as I said, Benny versus the Penny. That'll be coming
- 17:48Speaker 1: up at the end of the hour. Also, the Insta trivia. Now,
- 17:53Speaker 1: the tabloids are a young person's game, right? They end
- 17:56Speaker 1: up in the tabloids. They still exist with social media
- 17:59Speaker 1: and all that. So how did an almost 80-year-old sporting
- 18:05Speaker 1: legend end up fodder For TMZ, how did an almost
- 18:11Speaker 1: 80-year-old sports legend end up as fodder for TMZ? We'll
- 18:16Speaker 1: get to that, and we will do it.
- 18:20Speaker 2: Next.
- 18:32Speaker 4: Welcome to Football Doesn't Lie.
- 18:33Speaker 5: Hi, I'm Bill Parcells.
- 18:36Speaker 4: And I'm Catherine Zazzora.
- 18:37Speaker 6: I have a lot of experience in the game of football, Catherine.
- 18:41Speaker 4: And I'm learning the game with Bill's help. Every week,
- 18:44Speaker 4: we're going to talk about the NFL slate through the
- 18:46Speaker 4: lens of Bill's expertise as he coaches me from novice
- 18:49Speaker 4: fan to football expert over the course of the season.
- 18:52Speaker 6: You know, I'm looking forward to this show, Catherine, and
- 18:54Speaker 6: hopefully we can give our audience a little in-depth look
- 18:58Speaker 6: into the inner sanctum of pro football that they can't
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- 19:02Speaker 4: Tune in every Thursday for unfiltered stories from Coach Parcells,
- 19:06Speaker 4: analysis on the state of the modern game, and education
- 19:09Speaker 4: on how football really works.
- 19:11Speaker 5: Continuity is very important but what happens when you get
- 19:15Speaker 5: good coaches on your staff and people begin to recognize
- 19:19Speaker 5: them then they want to hire them and then you
- 19:22Speaker 5: can't stop a guy from trying to improve himself but
- 19:25Speaker 5: you have to replace.
- 19:26Speaker 4: Them Because once you understand what's going on inside the
- 19:30Speaker 4: mind of the coaches, you'll understand more about the whole game.
- 19:33Speaker 6: So all aspects can be discussed. The only thing I
- 19:36Speaker 6: haven't done, because I didn't have enough money, I don't
- 19:39Speaker 6: own the team. I never owned a team.
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- 21:26Speaker 1: So there you go. And we're back at it. Coming
- 21:29Speaker 1: up in a couple. An almost 80-year-old sports legend ends
- 21:34Speaker 1: up fodder on TMZ. That's seemingly hard to do. It
- 21:41Speaker 1: has happened. We'll tell you about that coming up in
- 21:45Speaker 1: a couple. The Malheur Militia always have a lot to say.
- 21:48Speaker 1: Very opinionated. Absolutely. Mark, the full name guy, retired caller.
- 21:55Speaker 1: He could not handle the life of a celebrity caller.
- 22:01Speaker 1: He says it would just kill you if Deshaun Watson
- 22:04Speaker 1: actually got back to playing the way he did in Houston.
- 22:07Speaker 1: I still question the validity of those lawsuits against him. I,
- 22:11Speaker 1: for one, do not believe those masseuses and their false narratives.
- 22:17Speaker 1: But you media mavens need a villain. Yes, clearly, Mark.
- 22:23Speaker 1: I'm sure Watson is an upstanding person. I think you
- 22:28Speaker 1: like him, Mark, because I had a beef with Deshaun
- 22:31Speaker 1: Watson back when he was considered Mother Teresa. Remember, he
- 22:35Speaker 1: was the greatest character guy. All those announcers, they had
- 22:39Speaker 1: their knee pads on for him. They were all excited. Oh,
- 22:42Speaker 1: it's so great. So wonderful. My God. Nostradinus writes in, says, Maller,
- 22:47Speaker 1: in spite of Fergdog's newfound allegiance to the Seahawks, he
- 22:51Speaker 1: still must be a little hurt by Ben trashing his
- 22:55Speaker 1: favorite underachieving quarterback, Justin Herbert. I was trashing him. I
- 23:00Speaker 1: was just pointing out that it's kind of the whole
- 23:03Speaker 1: Charger thing is very odd to me because they suck
- 23:08Speaker 1: and they don't want to admit they suck and everyone
- 23:11Speaker 1: can see they suck. It's a special kind of suck.
- 23:15Speaker 1: where they had high expectations and it's not working. And
- 23:18Speaker 1: rather than just address the wildebeest in the room, they're like, oh, no, no,
- 23:24Speaker 1: we're going to be fine. Everything will be great. Absolutely.
- 23:28Speaker 1: Nothing to see here. Hoosier Bill writes in. He says, Ben,
- 23:32Speaker 1: Chargers offensive line might be the worst in history. Of course,
- 23:36Speaker 1: Hoosier Bill, you know that most of the time the
- 23:40Speaker 1: problems with sacks are on the quarterback, not the offensive line.
- 23:43Speaker 1: But Blame the fat guys. I know, fat shaming. Hoosier Bills,
- 23:47Speaker 1: fat shaming. Mike McDaniel reads a one-page play sheet for
- 23:52Speaker 1: three hours like he is Blind Scott. I remember Blind Scott,
- 23:56Speaker 1: that retired guy that used to call the show. Three
- 23:58Speaker 1: offensive penalties in a row, and then man in motion
- 24:02Speaker 1: runs into the snap. McDaniel is a disaster. So I
- 24:08Speaker 1: was texting a friend of mine who's a Charger fan.
- 24:12Speaker 1: fan don't know if we should admit that a charger
- 24:14Speaker 1: fan i didn't know he really exists but we were
- 24:18Speaker 1: we're going back and forth and we were saying like
- 24:20Speaker 1: how bad would it have to be before the chargers
- 24:23Speaker 1: need an aztec-like human sacrifice how many games in a
- 24:27Speaker 1: row do the chargers have to lose before they say,
- 24:31Speaker 1: we have to blame someone. Who are we going to blame?
- 24:35Speaker 1: Let's find someone to blame. And then it's Mike McDaniel
- 24:40Speaker 1: just saying, hey, it's not working out. So they're 0-2 now.
- 24:42Speaker 1: Worst start in the history, well, 100 years of NFL,
- 24:45Speaker 1: last 100 years. You've got at Buffalo, at Seattle, Denver,
- 24:50Speaker 1: and Kansas City.
- 24:52Speaker 5: So.
- 24:53Speaker 1: If they lose all of those games, and you've got
- 24:57Speaker 1: to think they're going to be an underdog in all
- 24:59Speaker 1: of them. Three of the four are on the road.
- 25:01Speaker 1: The only home game is against the Broncos. And so
- 25:05Speaker 1: we'll see what happens with that. But the Broncos got
- 25:08Speaker 1: back on track last week, so you figure by then
- 25:10Speaker 1: they'll be favored in that game. A slight favorite on
- 25:13Speaker 1: the road in L.A. That's in Week 5. That's in
- 25:16Speaker 1: Week 5. So if that's the case... So then week
- 25:19Speaker 1: seven is the bye, so they've got to fire somebody
- 25:22Speaker 1: week seven, right? That's my kind of Captain Obvious analysis.
- 25:26Speaker 1: That's my two cents right there. They're going to fire
- 25:28Speaker 1: someone in week seven. All right, it is the Ben
- 25:31Speaker 1: Maller Show. Let's go to the phones, and let's say
- 25:34Speaker 1: hello to Gunner at the break room at the Walmart
- 25:39Speaker 1: in northern Minnesota. Hello, Gunner.
- 25:43Speaker 7: Long time no talk, man. It's been a while.
- 25:49Speaker 1: Well, congratulations on getting out of jail.
- 25:51Speaker 7: No, I'm just busy a lot. I haven't been able
- 25:56Speaker 7: to call lately. And I'm just happy I'm 1-1 now
- 26:02Speaker 7: and trying to beat the Browns. We'll go 2-1. And
- 26:05Speaker 7: my potential is.
- 26:06Speaker 2: On 13 and 4.
- 26:07Speaker 7: Like I said, it's going to happen. No problem, Panthers.
- 26:12Speaker 1: It's very convenient of you that when the Carolina Panthers–
- 26:17Speaker 1: allowed the Chicago Bears to put up 59 points, we
- 26:20Speaker 1: had radio silence from you. It's very convenient. I think
- 26:25Speaker 1: the term for that, I believe, is called frontrunner. You're
- 26:28Speaker 1: convicted now as a frontrunner, yes?
- 26:31Speaker 5: Yes. Yes.
- 26:34Speaker 1: Okay. Look at that. Very rarely do people admit they're frontrunners.
- 26:37Speaker 1: You know what? I'm giving you credit, Gunnar. You're admitting
- 26:40Speaker 1: when my team gives up 552 yards and 59 points,
- 26:44Speaker 1: I ain't calling. Frontrunner.
- 26:46Speaker 2: Frontrunner.
- 26:49Speaker 1: I feel like you're distracted. You can't talk, can you?
- 26:53Speaker 1: Can you mumble? Because there's people around you right now, right?
- 26:56Speaker 1: You're not allowed to talk.
- 27:00Speaker 4: No, I'm not.
- 27:01Speaker 7: I'm not mumbling. I'm just speaking the truth right now.
- 27:04Speaker 7: The number one team is always the Super Bowl.
- 27:09Speaker 4: Okay.
- 27:09Speaker 1: This is a terrible phone call. This is terrible. It's
- 27:12Speaker 1: bad radio. You know you're doing bad radio. Why would
- 27:14Speaker 1: you do bad radio? Gunner, you're supposed to do good radio,
- 27:16Speaker 1: not bad radio. Come on, Gunnar. There's people listening. Not anymore.
- 27:20Speaker 1: Everyone's turned off the show now because of you.
- 27:24Speaker 7: Oh, that's not happening. I see a lot of people
- 27:27Speaker 7: liking how it's calling in. What the heck?
- 27:30Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a term for those people. It's called liar.
- 27:32Speaker 1: Coop played in a movie, Liar Liar. Those people are
- 27:35Speaker 1: liar liars. Okay, thank you. I'm going to bang my
- 27:43Speaker 1: head against the wall until it bleeds. That call sucked
- 27:46Speaker 1: so much. Thank you. Holy crap. Let's just stop. No?
- 27:53Speaker 1: We have to take more calls?
- 27:55Speaker 2: Really?
- 27:57Speaker 1: Oh, come on. Nah, we don't have to. We don't
- 28:00Speaker 1: have to do that. Well, a sporting legend has ended
- 28:04Speaker 1: up in the tabloids. And this is one of those interesting, oh, man,
- 28:10Speaker 1: what's going on type of stories here. And one of
- 28:13Speaker 1: the great wokesters in the history of sports. who is
- 28:17Speaker 1: a very frail old man at this point, yet not
- 28:21Speaker 1: frail enough to find love. It's all about the love.
- 28:27Speaker 1: We are talking about the longtime head coach of your
- 28:33Speaker 1: San Antonio Spurs, Greg Popovich. Greg Popovich ending up on TMZ. Why? Well,
- 28:42Speaker 1: he got remarried. And as Lorena likes to say, we
- 28:45Speaker 1: love love. But this is a little bit different.
- 28:49Speaker 4: Oh, we love love.
- 28:50Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
- 28:51Speaker 1: It's a little different here. Because Popovich has remarried. It's
- 28:56Speaker 1: who he married which is creating the headlines here. So
- 29:00Speaker 1: he married a woman named Mary Barth Budenholzer. That name
- 29:05Speaker 1: sounds familiar. Yeah, if you're a basketball person, you would
- 29:10Speaker 1: know that that is the ex-wife of his longtime comrade,
- 29:16Speaker 1: Mike Budenhoser, who's coached multiple NBA teams and was a
- 29:20Speaker 1: Spurs assistant for many, many years. And so this has
- 29:25Speaker 1: raised some eyebrows for years. Is the bro code gone?
- 29:30Speaker 1: Is the bro code no longer a thing? Have we
- 29:32Speaker 1: gotten rid of the bro code? He's the king wokester.
- 29:37Speaker 1: So this raising some eyebrows as Budenholz. the guy, the
- 29:42Speaker 1: person that his wife was formerly married to, worked under
- 29:46Speaker 1: Popovich for nearly 20 years, became the head coach of
- 29:49Speaker 1: the Atlanta Hawks. Now they did get married and then
- 29:52Speaker 1: divorced a while back and so they've been away from
- 29:56Speaker 1: each other, but still it's very awkward. Very awkward NBA
- 30:01Speaker 1: soap opera. The other part of it, which is also awkward,
- 30:06Speaker 1: is Popovich is really not doing well. He had a stroke,
- 30:10Speaker 1: and it just seems like he's just kind of hanging on,
- 30:14Speaker 1: and things aren't particularly going all that great. And so
- 30:19Speaker 1: it's an odd story.
- 30:20Speaker 2: So.
- 30:25Speaker 2: Money?
- 30:26Speaker 1: Is money involved in this? Do we know? There's always
- 30:30Speaker 1: money involved. Popovich made a lot of money coaching these
- 30:33Speaker 1: San Antonio Spurs. So I do think the woman he
- 30:36Speaker 1: married is in her 60s. So there's an age gap,
- 30:40Speaker 1: but it's not like Bill Belichick and his little floozy
- 30:45Speaker 1: there at North Carolina. It's a little different. It's more age-appropriate.
- 30:49Speaker 1: More age appropriate. All right, let's go to Hollering James
- 30:54Speaker 1: in Minneapolis. We were going to go to this guy
- 30:56Speaker 1: talking Braves baseball, but he hung up. So we'll go
- 30:58Speaker 1: to Hollering James. Hello, Hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
- 31:06Speaker 2: Hello there, Ben.
- 31:09Speaker 1: You sound very tired, James. You sound beaten and broken.
- 31:13Speaker 2: No, I'm not beaten, broken, but my legs lost. And
- 31:18Speaker 2: I don't know if they've clinched a playoff spot birth yet.
- 31:21Speaker 2: I've been watching a little WNBA, a little bit of NFL.
- 31:28Speaker 1: You're sad over a WNBA game?
- 31:32Speaker 2: I'm sad that Clayton Clark got the best of them
- 31:37Speaker 2: their first game over in Indiana.
- 31:42Speaker 1: James, we're on the air, James. This is being broadcast.
- 31:45Speaker 2: I know, Ben, but, you know, and what about my Vikings?
- 31:50Speaker 2: They're 2-0. I don't know about.
- 31:52Speaker 1: Tampa Bay, though.
- 31:55Speaker 2: I really don't know. I mean, you know, I would
- 31:58Speaker 2: pick them over Tampa Bay, but Tampa Bay's going to
- 32:01Speaker 2: play very loosely. They're going to play like they've got
- 32:04Speaker 2: nothing to lose.
- 32:06Speaker 7: Really?
- 32:06Speaker 1: Why would they play like that?
- 32:07Speaker 2: Because they're in a tough division. And they got to
- 32:15Speaker 2: produce a win.
- 32:17Speaker 1: What are you doing?
- 32:18Speaker 2: Major Mitchell is a better quarterback than Carson Wentz.
- 32:23Speaker 1: What is going on here?
- 32:27Speaker 2: James, my God. And I begged him, Kyle Murray, isn't
- 32:30Speaker 2: that good? He's not proving nothing yet.
- 32:35Speaker 5: All right.
- 32:35Speaker 1: Well, listen, James.
- 32:37Speaker 2: Come on. You got to agree with me on something.
- 32:39Speaker 3: Ben.
- 32:40Speaker 2: Ben.
- 32:41Speaker 1: I don't have to. Why do I have to agree
- 32:42Speaker 1: with you? I don't have to agree with you. Why
- 32:43Speaker 1: do I have to agree with you? Don't say I
- 32:45Speaker 1: have to agree with you. I don't have to agree
- 32:45Speaker 1: with you. Why would I want to agree with you?
- 32:47Speaker 1: I don't have to agree with you.
- 32:48Speaker 2: I agreed with you when they beat the Bears. When
- 32:51Speaker 2: they flipped the penny, the penny picked Green Bay. I'm
- 32:54Speaker 2: dating myself. I'm going back a little ways. And I'm
- 32:57Speaker 2: not having a senior moment. I'm not having a senior moment.
- 33:01Speaker 1: No, not a senior moment at all.
- 33:04Speaker 2: Well, you went back and you flipped that penny, and
- 33:07Speaker 2: that penny said Green Bay. And you went, I mean,
- 33:10Speaker 2: and the penny was Green Bay. You went Vikings. You
- 33:15Speaker 2: took the Vikings bet. I took the Vikings. I did
- 33:18Speaker 2: pretty good on the three-team winner, but I didn't bet
- 33:21Speaker 2: nothing on it. Okay.
- 33:22Speaker 1: Well, James, you know, it doesn't typically count if you
- 33:25Speaker 1: don't bet anything on it. You know what I'm saying?
- 33:27Speaker 2: I can't afford to bet.
- 33:29Speaker 1: I know. I'm just saying you can't brag, James, about
- 33:34Speaker 1: a bet that you didn't actually make. You know what
- 33:36Speaker 1: I'm saying?
- 33:37Speaker 2: Well, I bet a meal. You count a meal as
- 33:40Speaker 2: a bet?
- 33:42Speaker 1: With you, yes, because with you, that's a big amount of–
- 33:45Speaker 1: you eat a lot of food, James. You like a
- 33:47Speaker 1: good meal, right?
- 33:48Speaker 2: I do. I am a consumer of food. I keep
- 33:52Speaker 2: the industry of business.
- 33:56Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, whatever you said. All right, well, listen, James,
- 33:58Speaker 1: I feel like you've gotten plenty of airtime. You're good,
- 34:01Speaker 1: I'm good, and we will press on here.
- 34:05Speaker 2: So far, I haven't lost my place yet.
- 34:08Speaker 1: Oh, I can't get rid of you. You're still there.
- 34:09Speaker 1: I can't... He doesn't want to go... He will not
- 34:13Speaker 1: go away. I'm locked in. Even if we hang up
- 34:16Speaker 1: on him, he's still going to be there. He won't.
- 34:18Speaker 1: We'll call right back. Yeah, I don't mind hanging up
- 34:21Speaker 1: on him because he just calls right back. He says,
- 34:22Speaker 1: I'm back, and there you go. That's it. Absolutely. Well,
- 34:29Speaker 1: Justin Herbert, people having fun on the interweb, there are
- 34:32Speaker 1: now as many Madison Beer Fortnite skins as there are
- 34:38Speaker 1: Justin Herbert playoff touchdowns. Did you see that? And that's
- 34:41Speaker 1: making the rounds here. There are two. Madison Beer Fortnite
- 34:44Speaker 1: Skins in 2026. And Justin Herbert, in his career, has
- 34:49Speaker 1: two touchdown passes. So very impressive. And he's really earning
- 34:57Speaker 1: that massive contract that Justin Herbert's signing, a $ 260 million
- 35:03Speaker 1: contract for the Chargers.
- 35:04Speaker 4: Do I smell an MVP in the air?
- 35:06Speaker 1: Yes, MVP of the Madison Beer Tour. He'll be the MVP. Anyway,
- 35:12Speaker 1: all right, here's the Ben Maller Show. Time now for
- 35:15Speaker 1: the Insta Trivia. Then we'll get to Maller to the
- 35:18Speaker 1: third degree. Actually, no, not Maller to the third degree.
- 35:21Speaker 1: We've got Benny versus the Benny. That's right, Benny versus
- 35:23Speaker 1: the Benny. Scratch that. Here's the Insta Trivia. The Marlon
- 35:28Speaker 1: Sandy Alcantara leads Major League Baseball in innings pitched. He
- 35:32Speaker 1: also picked up a save in a game this week.
- 35:35Speaker 1: In fact, yesterday. Yesterday. Blank is the only pitcher to
- 35:40Speaker 1: lead Major League Baseball in innings pitched for an entire season. Obviously,
- 35:44Speaker 1: there's only a couple days to go in the baseball season.
- 35:46Speaker 1: Blank is the only pitcher... to lead Major League Baseball
- 35:50Speaker 1: in innings pitched for an entire season and save at
- 35:53Speaker 1: least a game that same regular season. Again, the Marlins'
- 35:59Speaker 1: Sandy Alcantara leading baseball in innings pitched. It was just
- 36:03Speaker 1: a few days to go in the season. He picked
- 36:05Speaker 1: up a save on Wednesday and blank is the only
- 36:09Speaker 1: pitcher in baseball to lead the big leagues in innings
- 36:12Speaker 1: pitched for a season and save at least a game
- 36:15Speaker 1: that That same regular season. That is the Insta trivia.
- 36:18Speaker 1: That and Benny versus the Penny. We'll get to it.
- 36:21Speaker 1: We'll do it next.
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- 37:04Speaker 5: Time to roll.
- 37:06Speaker 1: Welcome in, Militia. Speaking of winners.
- 37:08Speaker 3: Can you handle more Malheur mayhem?
- 37:10Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. It's time now for.
- 37:13Speaker 1: Step back. Benny versus the Penny. But first, the payoff
- 37:19Speaker 1: on the Insta trivia. The Marlon Sandy Alcantara leads Major
- 37:23Speaker 1: League Baseball in innings pitched and picked up a save
- 37:27Speaker 1: this week. Blank is the only pitcher to lead baseball
- 37:30Speaker 1: in innings pitched for a season and save at least
- 37:32Speaker 1: a game. That same regular season. So that is the question.
- 37:37Speaker 1: And do a couple of answers and then get right
- 37:38Speaker 1: to Benny versus Benny. And let's see. Page down. We've
- 37:43Speaker 1: got Madison Bumgardner from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Eric Hetzel
- 37:46Speaker 1: from ALF, the Alien O'Piner.
- 37:49Speaker 3: Mr.
- 37:49Speaker 1: Playoff, Chokejob, Clayton Kershaw from JT, the Wingman. Bernie Frato
- 37:52Speaker 1: from Analog Al. Let's see here. You are Arthur Guinness,
- 37:56Speaker 1: who would have been 301 years old today. Do you
- 37:59Speaker 1: have an answer, Lorraine? It's not Al Hrabowski. Bryce Young. No,
- 38:04Speaker 1: the correct answer is Phil Necro, N-I-E-K-R-O in 1978. Now
- 38:10Speaker 1: to Benny versus the Penny. Let's get to it. Falcons
- 38:13Speaker 1: and Packers, week two of the NFL. Atlanta 0-2, the
- 38:17Speaker 1: Packers 1-1. We'll give you the rundown on how Benny
- 38:20Speaker 1: versus the Penny did last week. Tomorrow, we don't have
- 38:22Speaker 1: a lot of time right now. Packers a four-and-a-half point favorite.
- 38:25Speaker 1: The line, courtesy of our friends at DraftKings, Packers' four-and-a-half-point favorite.
- 38:29Speaker 1: It's on Amazon with Al Michaels and Herbie and his
- 38:32Speaker 1: annoying dog, Peter. And the wise guys, the Sharps, are
- 38:36Speaker 1: leaning towards Atlanta. There's a stronger market there. The public
- 38:41Speaker 1: likes Green Bay, so there is a split here. No
- 38:43Speaker 1: weather to speak of that's negative at Lambeau Field. Temperatures
- 38:47Speaker 1: in the 60s, mild temperatures there. in the not-so-frozen tundra.
- 38:51Speaker 1: The pick, I'm going to take the Atlanta Falcons in
- 38:55Speaker 1: this game. It's a medium-level play here with the Atlanta Falcons.
- 39:00Speaker 1: The main reason is the Falcons are likely to actually
- 39:02Speaker 1: have a quarterback this week. Not a great one. They
- 39:04Speaker 1: just need an average quarterback. Michael Penix Jr. takes over.
- 39:07Speaker 1: Atlanta's first two games, they played shorthanded. Cooper Rush should
- 39:12Speaker 1: be selling insurance. He should not be playing quarterback in
- 39:15Speaker 1: the NFL. They did not have an NFL caliber passing attack.
- 39:18Speaker 1: It was embarrassing. Embarrassing. Penix doesn't have to be great.
- 39:23Speaker 1: He just has to be mediocre is all he has
- 39:26Speaker 1: to be. Hadn't played in a while, so I'm not 100%
- 39:28Speaker 1: excited about Penix. The Falcons, I continue to say every week,
- 39:32Speaker 1: we say the same thing with Bajon Robinson and Drake London.
- 39:35Speaker 1: These guys, they've got a lot of playmakers there. Falcons
- 39:38Speaker 1: are seventh and rushing, which is something you've got to
- 39:41Speaker 1: lean into if you're Atlanta in this game. You would
- 39:43Speaker 1: think the Falcons will do that, try to shorten the
- 39:45Speaker 1: game there. with the running game. And the Packers are
- 39:47Speaker 1: a mess. They are a dysfunctional bunch. They had to
- 39:50Speaker 1: beat the Jets in overtime, blew the lead to the Vikings.
- 39:53Speaker 1: Packers have converted 19% on third down. That is the
- 39:57Speaker 1: worst in the NFL. They're the worst rushing team in
- 40:00Speaker 1: the NFL. And, oh, by the way, they've got a
- 40:03Speaker 1: beat-up offensive line without two of their offensive linemen. They're
- 40:09Speaker 1: starting offensive linemen. Short week, played overtime. They lead the
- 40:13Speaker 1: NFL in penalties. The Packers are a mess. There's no
- 40:16Speaker 1: way I'm going to lay the points with the Green
- 40:18Speaker 1: Bay Packers the way they played. Bottom line, Atlanta does
- 40:21Speaker 1: not need Michael Penix to be Chris Chandler or Matt
- 40:24Speaker 1: Ryan or any of those guys. They just need him
- 40:27Speaker 1: to not be Cooper Rush. Play conservative, boring football, shorten
- 40:33Speaker 1: the game, and the Falcons will certainly cover the spread,
- 40:36Speaker 1: if not win the game outright. And the penny likes!
- 40:42Speaker 1: Koopaloop is the penny, the keeper of the penny. The
- 40:44Speaker 1: penny agrees with you, going with the Falcons. Oh, come on!
- 40:48Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Every freaking week here with these island games.
- 40:53Speaker 1: There it is, Benny. We're in Green Bay right now. Oh, man.
- 40:58Speaker 1: I am due to visit my brother who lives in
- 41:00Speaker 1: that area, so I guess I'll have to wait until
- 41:01Speaker 1: it gets really cold to go there. But, yeah, Falcons.
- 41:03Speaker 1: That's my pick.
- 41:04Speaker 2: Falcons.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Falcons!