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Finn peed on Ally · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: I got it figured out.
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  SPEAKER_02: I got it figured out.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know what Zach's doing.
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  SPEAKER_02: So he's I figured this out.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, he keeps playing off that coy, you know, I better keep myself on the good side of Allie Payne.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I always tease you, I'm like, you're in your zone.
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  SPEAKER_02: You love this.
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  SPEAKER_02: You got 80, 20% control over the uh relationship.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, don't you think that he, I mean, it's a good relationship, so he wants to keep it in check, you know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Saving it up.
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  SPEAKER_02: I finally figured it out.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's saving up to be bad.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's saving it up to be bad because one day you and it, you and Z.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's saving it up to put his socks everywhere in the house and and and leave milk on the counter.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because one day you're gonna be sitting around and this question's gonna come up and you're gonna get this answer and you're gonna go, damn it.
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  SPEAKER_02: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: Michael, do you think Google is a woman or a man?
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  SPEAKER_02: Definitely a woman.
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  SPEAKER_00: You didn't hesitate.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why are you saying that?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because it's already making suggestions before you even finish your sentence.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's coming!
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  SPEAKER_01: It it no, it's not.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's coming.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's shaving it up.
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  SPEAKER_01: He knows that he's got it real good.
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  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_02: Which is why as long as he does everything he's told.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which is why we are not getting the dog that he wants.
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  SPEAKER_01: So this started on Friday.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh boy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have my.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, he can't have Gideon, I adore Gideon.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, we're getting there.
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  SPEAKER_01: So Junior has been on vacation with Grandma Gail.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought you were gonna say his deathbed.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, what he's been on vacation with grandma Gail.
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  SPEAKER_01: And we have been Sans dog, which is a cute little shihtzu lasso opso.
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  SPEAKER_01: But he wants uh he wants a pug really, really, really bad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And every time we talk about your pugs, he's like, come on, let's just take one of his pugs.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: And Friday sealed the deal.
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  SPEAKER_01: I dropped Scott off, and I said, I was I was coming in to get some cucumbers.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I that's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I had to give you the extra.
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  SPEAKER_02: Did you use them?
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  SPEAKER_01: I used, well, I've used a lot of them, but not all.
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  SPEAKER_01: There was quite a few.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was gonna say you gave me, I think, 40 cucumbers.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm getting there.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't eat that many cucumbers.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, why not?
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  SPEAKER_01: And one of Scott's pugs peed on me.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Finn, I don't know what it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: Finn does this low-key claiming of a person.
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  SPEAKER_02: He just, you're not the only one.
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  SPEAKER_02: He did it to Alex, you know, Heather's son.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: The last trip they were in town.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know where Finn got this from.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is a whole new weird thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like he does this little spritz like he's claiming you.
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  SPEAKER_02: You should be honored.
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  SPEAKER_01: My ankle is warm and wet, and I'm like, oh, and and you even said you were so just, oh, that's a new thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I don't understand it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I don't either.
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  SPEAKER_01: So finally, Scott gives me a paper towel, and I said, Can I have a wet paper towel?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yes, of course.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you know, I mean, yeah, that's Finn's new, but he's the only one that doesn't.
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  SPEAKER_01: That sealed the deal for me.
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  SPEAKER_01: No way.
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  SPEAKER_01: It sealed the deal.
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  SPEAKER_01: I said, We are not getting a pug.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I think it's a two thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm done.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's not, it's not necessarily a pug thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think one, it's um, I think Finn, because you know, there's the the pack, if you will, I think he's literally it's a weird dog way of him trying to be like, you're mine, I like you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh which congratulations.
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  SPEAKER_02: I should come over and take a leak on your leg.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, should I let Zach too?
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  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sure you should.
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just wait, that's coming.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh he's saving it up.
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  SPEAKER_02: So that and I also think that it's the male thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: I would really, if you do do it, I would re here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: If I do what?
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  SPEAKER_01: Get a pug?
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  SPEAKER_02: If you well, you can't always say no to this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh because not everyone likes shih tzu's and lasloops.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, he hates them.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And uh uh and if you're looking for the love of the pug, here's the thing is um the boys are so affectionate.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, they are they are the ones that are are this is a standard thing with that breed.
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  SPEAKER_02: Very, very affectionate.
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  SPEAKER_02: But the girls are much better behaved when it comes to house training, when it comes to, you know, learning things and that.
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  SPEAKER_02: They're just not as they're not quite as cuddly as the boy boy side of things.
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  SPEAKER_02: If you the the very cuddly thing where they're like when they go to sit down, they like slam into you, they're like, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, he had a he had a girl pug before.
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  SPEAKER_02: He had Louise.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was at I've said it before.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, of course I love all our dogs, but the truth of the matter is I wish the tables were flipped and it was all girls and one boy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ah, because they pee on your ankles.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, only Finn.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, does Finn pee on your ankle?
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Does Finn pee on Tiffany's ankle?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: So it's just girl ankles.
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  SPEAKER_02: I guess.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, Alex is a boy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Regardless.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wow, am I not liked by Finn?
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  SPEAKER_01: I guess not.
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  SPEAKER_01: Regardless, that sealed the deal for me.
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  SPEAKER_01: No more.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's not, it's not a breed thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's a couple texts on this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Scott, I have an ex whose pugs peed on people all the time.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, see, this is the only one that does it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I've never had it happen before.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't get a pug.
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  SPEAKER_01: Between the snoring and breathing, it's like having a miniature Tasmanian devil in the house.
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  SPEAKER_02: And that's the other thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: None of my mine all have, and this comes from ginger.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's got a really good uh snoot.
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  SPEAKER_02: So her uh, she doesn't have uh, well, she doesn't have a big snoot.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's a side.
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  SPEAKER_01: She doesn't need a CPAP.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's no, she's one, she's one of the only pugs I've ever had that has the good respiratory system.
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  SPEAKER_02: She knows she'll snore a little bit, but of course, but so do you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: I snore louder than she does.
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, I'm I'm lucky with that.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's not it's not just that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think those listener texts really sealed the deal on top of that, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thank you very much for sending that in.
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  SPEAKER_02: And here's the problem with it.
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  SPEAKER_02: What?
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  SPEAKER_02: If you take control of this, and and I'm not saying taking one of my pugs, because the reality to it is you're not.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, but Tiffany would never allow it.
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  SPEAKER_02: If it came down to I don't wish this, you know that, but I tease you all the time.
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  SPEAKER_02: But let's say it's six months after Junior passes, which gives you about four months left in this calendar.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't say that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've been missing him so much lately.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you know, uh well, just wait.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, and then uh I'm sorry, I can't help it.
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  SPEAKER_02: All you do is pitch it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I hate it.
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  SPEAKER_02: All you do is pitch these balls to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't help it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's fine.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's being pampered from my mom and dad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um although Zach's sister-in-law did give me um some sort of medication.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's a vet, vet tech, and she gave me some medication and she goes, This will help Junior at night because he's got the sundowners, you know?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, what were you gonna say?
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  SPEAKER_01: What other mean thing were you gonna say?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I was gonna say you cannot take total control of the next dog pick should you decide to go that way and be like, oh no, we're only going shihtsu lasuapsu.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're gonna maybe you have to be able to be open.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe we should do like a rock, paper, scissors, or you put a bunch you put it.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, because you can cheat with that.
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  SPEAKER_01: You okay, then you do all the the all the breeds on a little piece of paper.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you ever want this man to be happy with anything in life?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, me.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe give a little?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, you are 20%.