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Full Show 9-10-26: The Gym Photo · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot, one morning at a time.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Alabama Show. You are so lucky.
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  Speaker 3: How am I lucky?
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  Speaker 4: I keep forgetting to grab the pumpkin spice stuff to
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  Speaker 4: do Wheel of Pumpkin. I was going to do it today,
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  Speaker 4: and I got all the way to work, and I went, crap,
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  Speaker 4: because it's in the freezer. I found pumpkin pie ice
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  Speaker 4: cream sandwiches. And I keep forgetting to bring them in.
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  Speaker 4: And the other one I'm not going to tell you
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  Speaker 4: until it gets here. It's really good, too. I got
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  Speaker 4: some good stuff and I keep forgetting to bring it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so mad at myself.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I guess winner, winner, not pumpkin dinner for this guy.
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  Speaker 4: I'll bring it in this weekend and set it somewhere
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  Speaker 4: in the studio so we can do Wheel of Pumpkin
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  Speaker 4: again next week. Because that's my favorite thing we do
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  Speaker 4: in the fall. Producer Blake hates pumpkin spice flavored stuff.
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  Speaker 4: And we make him eat it.
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  Speaker 2: And it's great.
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  Speaker 3: It's miserable. I hate, I hate pumpkin with a passion.
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  Speaker 4: Next week will be good, but just be prepared. There
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  Speaker 4: are pumpkin ice cream sandwiches. That's a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Why would they ruin ice cream sandwiches like that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I saw that at the store this week and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, ooh, that.
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  Speaker 3: That seems awful.
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  Speaker 5: That seems like a bad idea. I don't know who
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  Speaker 5: the marketing is for that, but they need to change it.
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  Speaker 2: The other one that I have is way worse. Just
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  Speaker 2: trust me, darling.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. They're all bad. You can't tell me
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  Speaker 3: any of them are good.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, good morning. Thank you for being here. That's okay.
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  Speaker 2: We'll still have a fun show today. I did something
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  Speaker 2: real awkward.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I didn't do something awkward, but there was an
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  Speaker 4: awkward thing that happened at the gym this week. Also,
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  Speaker 4: what the hell headlines at 6.50 and 8.50. Crazy things
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  Speaker 4: people are doing in the news. And if you have
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  Speaker 4: good news... I would love to hear it. Call the show.
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  Speaker 4: 833-501-BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. It's what the hell headlines.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: On the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 4: A woman got arrested for using the company credit card
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  Speaker 4: to buy $ 4 million worth of things.
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  Speaker 5: So how did she, did she get arrested?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, she got arrested.
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  Speaker 4: What she did, she's been working for this company since 2021.
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  Speaker 4: She told the owner that the owner should get a
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  Speaker 4: company credit card because she worked in the finance, whatever,
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  Speaker 4: with the finance department.
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  Speaker 2: The owner said no.
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  Speaker 4: Well, she ended up applying for a credit card anyway
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  Speaker 4: under the company name and the owner's name. And since 2021,
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  Speaker 4: she has spent $ 4 million on the credit card. She
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  Speaker 4: used a down payment for a motorcycle, a truck. She
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  Speaker 4: bought a bunch of clothes.
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  Speaker 3: She was not trying to be secretive about this.
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  Speaker 4: No. So she got arrested. If she gets convicted, she
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  Speaker 4: could go to prison for 10 years. What?
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  Speaker 6: Super easy trivia with the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Today, Producer Blake, you are the contestant.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I've been waiting for, Alabama. Let's run it.
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  Speaker 4: If you are listening and you'd like to go to
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  Speaker 4: Rock the South, call the show, 833-501-BAMA. Producer Blake's about
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  Speaker 4: to win tickets for you.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 4: Question number one. Why are you so hyped up? Have
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  Speaker 4: you had a monster today?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm just so excited to play this game.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're not.
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  Speaker 3: Watch me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, who lives in a.
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  Speaker 3: Pineapple under the sea? That would be SpongeBob.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't finish my question.
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  Speaker 3: All right, try it again.
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  Speaker 4: I'm changing it now because that was the question. That's
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  Speaker 4: what happens when you do that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Who lives in a.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Who lives in the White House?
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  Speaker 3: The president.
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  Speaker 2: Who lives in the birdhouse?
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  Speaker 3: The bird.
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  Speaker 4: Who lives in a hole in a tree?
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  Speaker 3: Squirrels most of the time.
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  Speaker 4: All right, next one.
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  Speaker 2: How many days are in a year?
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  Speaker 5: 365 unless it's a leap year.
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting it.
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  Speaker 8: Come on.
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  Speaker 3: You're such a brat.
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  Speaker 4: I want to find a hard question. I don't want
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  Speaker 4: to ask you what I had. I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: ask you what I had at all. I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: give you something really hard.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's do it.
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  Speaker 2: Hang on, I'm looking for it.
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  Speaker 4: Because the last one was going to be what was
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  Speaker 4: the capital of the United States.
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  Speaker 3: Washington, D.C.
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  Speaker 4: What's a word or a sentence that reads the same
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  Speaker 4: backwards and forwards?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no, I know that one. Oh, man, like race car.
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  Speaker 3: I know it. It's called a.
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  Speaker 5: something i don't know the name i don't know the name.
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  Speaker 4: Off the top of my head a palindrome that's what
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  Speaker 4: it is oh good for.
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  Speaker 2: Me i got it okay thanks here buddy.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know with the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 4: Pelham is getting a new Planet Fitness, expected to open
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  Speaker 4: on Pelham Parkway in the next.
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  Speaker 2: Few months before the end of 2026.
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  Speaker 4: So if you have been thinking about getting in the gym,
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  Speaker 4: you want to go to Planet Fitness and you live
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  Speaker 4: in Pelham, it'll be open soon. Krispy Kreme just dropped
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  Speaker 4: a new apple cider original glazed donut. This is a
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  Speaker 4: big deal because they've had apple flavored donuts before, but
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  Speaker 4: never apple glazed. And fans are really excited because they
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  Speaker 4: had the blueberry glazed donut over the summer and that
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  Speaker 4: went really well. So brand new flavor for a limited time.
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  Speaker 4: All the fall flavors, you can get them now. Here's
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  Speaker 4: your girl who just joined Instagram, Jennifer Lawrence.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Jen Law, let's go. Well, that's her name.
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  Speaker 4: J Law on Instagram, because she said in her bio
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  Speaker 4: Jennifer Lawrence was already taken.
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  Speaker 3: There's so many trolls out there.
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  Speaker 4: She has been avoiding being on Instagram for years.
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  Speaker 2: I really hope.
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  Speaker 4: that she will do some posts as Katniss Everdeen.
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  Speaker 2: I think that would be awesome.
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  Speaker 3: I think with the new Avengers stuff, she's going to
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  Speaker 3: be Mystique.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're going to go that route. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: would be okay if she posted.
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  Speaker 4: Like, I want her to do all her posts in
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  Speaker 4: character and all the movie characters that she is.
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  Speaker 3: I like that idea better, yes.
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  Speaker 4: I do, too. Anyway, if you want to go follow her,
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  Speaker 4: it's at JLaw, and that is three things you need
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  Speaker 4: to know.
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  Speaker 2: More at thealabamashow.com.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Alabama show on demand.
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  Speaker 4: I need to know if the thing I have is
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  Speaker 4: creepy or not.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 3: I'm listening. You got me.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening to the Alabama show. I'm Alabama producer Blake.
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  Speaker 3: That's me.
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  Speaker 4: I started going to the gym again. Yes. My friend's
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  Speaker 4: dad works at the gym.
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  Speaker 3: Correct.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I got him to show me how to use
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  Speaker 4: one of the equipment the other.
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  Speaker 2: Day, the hip thrust.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what the hip thrust is? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's where you lay down and you, like, put a
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  Speaker 4: pad over your legs and you put weights on the
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  Speaker 4: thing and then you lift your hips up and down.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of like a backwards turtle.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense. It's very weird.
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  Speaker 2: It's very weird.
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  Speaker 4: It's very weird. Anyway, he shows me how to do it.
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  Speaker 4: And he's like, for some reason, this piece of equipment
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  Speaker 4: is real popular with the girls. He goes, I see
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  Speaker 4: all these little tiny girls on it with like these heavy,
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  Speaker 4: heavy weights. I went, yeah, because it makes our butt bigger.
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  Speaker 4: That's why we do it.
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  Speaker 3: Is that true?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And so, yeah, you're working your glutes. And he goes,
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  Speaker 4: he laughed. And so I did it.
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  Speaker 2: And left.
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  Speaker 4: Well, then I called my friend when I left the
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  Speaker 4: gym and I'm on the phone with her and I'm
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  Speaker 4: talking to her. And she goes, my dad just sent
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  Speaker 4: me a picture. OK.
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  Speaker 9: And she said he told me to send it to
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  Speaker 9: you and you would know why. And so she opens
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  Speaker 9: it and she sends it to me and she goes,
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  Speaker 9: why did my dad send me a picture of the.
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  Speaker 3: Back of your head?
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  Speaker 4: And I look at it and I went.
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  Speaker 3: I said, that's not me.
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  Speaker 7: She goes, who is it?
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  Speaker 2: And I said, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's a random girl.
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  Speaker 8: So then I had to explain to her how we
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  Speaker 8: were talking about how it's popular with the girls. And
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  Speaker 8: I think he was trying to show me that she
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  Speaker 8: was using heavy weights, but you can't see the weights.
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  Speaker 4: All you see is just this girl in the back of.
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  Speaker 3: Her head on the hip thruster. That's a good dad
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  Speaker 3: right there.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't know why he sent it to her.
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  Speaker 2: He's friends with me on Facebook.
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  Speaker 4: She goes, why is he sending me this to send
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  Speaker 4: it to you?
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  Speaker 2: And I had to explain the whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: And she goes, that would make sense why you would
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  Speaker 4: know what it means. And I don't. yesterday at the
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  Speaker 4: gym and I was like, I saw the picture. I said,
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  Speaker 4: he goes, yeah, I was trying to get the weights
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  Speaker 4: to show you how heavy her weights were. I was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Before that, did you know what he was doing?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I knew what he was doing because I knew.
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  Speaker 3: We had the conversation.
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  Speaker 4: But also, I don't think this girl knows he took
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  Speaker 4: a picture of her doing the hip thruster at the gym.
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  Speaker 5: That would make me so uncomfortable at the gym, I'll
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  Speaker 5: be honest with you.
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  Speaker 4: Because he's like creeping off off to.
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  Speaker 3: The side doing it.
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  Speaker 4: That's all funny.
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  Speaker 3: That's bad. That's a bad idea. And I think they
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  Speaker 3: can get you in big trouble.
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  Speaker 4: Do I need to delete it from my phone so
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  Speaker 4: he doesn't get in trouble? He wasn't doing it in
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  Speaker 4: a creepy way, though.
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  Speaker 3: The evidence is not in your hands. It's in his.
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  Speaker 3: He took the photo. It's probably still on his phone.
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  Speaker 3: yeah that's her good weight like you know what i.
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  Speaker 4: Mean it's nothing but it's literally just the back of
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  Speaker 4: her head and the weight you can't see anything else
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  Speaker 4: yeah but that sounds awful that sounds.
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  Speaker 9: Awful call the show what's the weirdest thing you've seen
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  Speaker 9: at the gym do you think this picture is bad
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  Speaker 9: or creepy 833-501-BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 6: You are listening to the alabama show on.
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  Speaker 4: Demand 8-3-3-5-I-1-Bama is the number to call the show. Amber,
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  Speaker 4: listening to us on the iHeartRadio app, good morning. Do
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  Speaker 4: you have a creepy thing that happened at the gym?
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, you would think after going.
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  Speaker 4: To the gym for over 20 years, I'd have more.
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  Speaker 7: But really the only creepy thing that happened to me
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  Speaker 7: at the gym one time, I used to go to
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  Speaker 7: this smaller gym at about 4.30 in the morning and
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  Speaker 7: And there's this guy that started going. He was an
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  Speaker 7: older gentleman. And in his headphones, he had like salsa music.
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  Speaker 1: So he was like doing bachata and.
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  Speaker 7: Salsa like by himself on the equipment, which is fine.
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  Speaker 7: But I made the mistake of saying hi. to him once,
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  Speaker 7: and he took that niceness to be weakness. And I
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  Speaker 7: remember him coming in between my sets. I was doing deadlifts,
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  Speaker 7: and he tried to spot me from behind on a
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  Speaker 7: squat without me asking.
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  Speaker 2: He saw that I was pushing. I was like, right?
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  Speaker 8: Right?
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  Speaker 7: That was like the weird. And then I was after that.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, dude, I got it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Don't touch me.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, squat, like spotting you on a squat, like
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  Speaker 7: you're squatting with the bar on your back and he's
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  Speaker 7: behind me trying to help me down and up.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I got this.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you, man, I love going to the gym.
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  Speaker 4: It has been great for my, my mental health and
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  Speaker 4: my physical health, but there, it gets kind of awkward
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  Speaker 4: when you're a girl and you go to the gym
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  Speaker 4: and you're trying to work out and there's some creepy
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  Speaker 4: guys there.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, especially because of the positions you basically have to
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  Speaker 7: put yourself in to hit the target muscles.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, dude, look away.
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  Speaker 2: Amber, thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you got it.
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  Speaker 7: Bye.
• 10:54
  Speaker 6: It's three things you need to know with the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 4: If you're ready for football this weekend, Alabama is going
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  Speaker 4: to play Kentucky on Saturday at 1230 and Auburn will
• 11:05
  Speaker 4: play Southern Mississippi on Saturday at 645 p.m. So get
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  Speaker 4: ready for the games. Hopefully we win those two. We
• 11:11
  Speaker 4: both teams won last week. Cindy Lauper is going to
• 11:15
  Speaker 4: perform for 9-11. Tomorrow is the 25th anniversary of the
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: September 11th attacks. There will be a special tribute in
• 11:22
  Speaker 4: New York City featuring the projection of two blue beams
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  Speaker 4: where the Twin Towers were. Cindy Lauper will perform during
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: a national broadcast honoring the victims and their families. This
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  Speaker 4: will be a one-hour special. It'll air on Disney platforms
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: hosted by David Muir, Robin Roberts, and Diane Sawyer. That'll
• 11:39
  Speaker 4: be tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: I think Lady.
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  Speaker 4: Gaga may have secretly got married and be on her
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  Speaker 4: honeymoon right now. What?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: This is news.
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  Speaker 4: She has a fiance, Michael Polanski. He's an entrepreneur and
• 11:51
  Speaker 4: venture capitalist. They got engaged in 2024.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Lady Gaga has since hinted that.
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  Speaker 4: When they get married, it'll be a low key marriage
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  Speaker 4: and she'd probably even go to the courthouse. She's been
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: out of the public since April. So now sources close
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  Speaker 4: to her and her friends say. Are saying that Lady
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  Speaker 4: Gaga's friends think that she just went ahead and secretly
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  Speaker 4: got married and they're on their honeymoon. For April, May, June, July, August, September.
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  Speaker 2: For five months. They've been on a five month honeymoon.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, they got the time and the money.
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  Speaker 4: I mean. He is a very wealthy man.
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  Speaker 2: They're both well off.
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  Speaker 3: And I think it's, you know what? Do what you will.
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  Speaker 3: Have fun.
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  Speaker 4: So fans are patiently waiting for Lady Gaga to announce
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  Speaker 4: that she is married.
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  Speaker 2: And we'll find out.
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  Speaker 4: That's three things you need to know. More at thealabamashow.com.
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  Speaker 1: You are listening to The Alabama Show. The following program
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  Speaker 1: is on demand.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Nikki. What's your good news?
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend met my other daughter this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Yay!
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  Speaker 2: How did it go? Did your daughter like your boyfriend?
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  Speaker 3: She did.
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  Speaker 10: He had already met my oldest, but he met my
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  Speaker 10: youngest this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: What did y'all do? Did y'all, like, go to a
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  Speaker 2: fun kids thing together?
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  Speaker 10: We had a game night. We played board games.
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  Speaker 2: Girl, that is awesome.
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go. Here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Does that mean you think you see wedding bells in
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  Speaker 4: the future with your boyfriend?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 10: We are talking about the potential of moving in together
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  Speaker 10: when his lease is up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, girl.
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  Speaker 2: Well, good luck. That's a great What's Awesome. Thank you
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  Speaker 2: for sharing.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. If you have good news, we want to
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  Speaker 4: hear it for What's Awesome, call the show.
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  Speaker 2: 833-501-BAMA is the number. That's 833-501-2262.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to The Alabama Show On Demand.
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  Speaker 4: Our buddy Pinkbeard's going to have a show coming up
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  Speaker 4: in October.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, where at?
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  Speaker 2: October 17th.
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  Speaker 4: He's going to be at Yonder Walls Mural Festival in Birmingham.
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  Speaker 4: All right. If you don't know who Pinkbeard is, he
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: was on America's Got Talent.
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  Speaker 2: He made it to the live rounds.
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  Speaker 7: He is.
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  Speaker 3: Amazing.
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  Speaker 4: He is such a talented artist. He came out to
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: our live show when we did our live show at WorkPlay.
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  Speaker 2: He's so good.
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  Speaker 3: He's a nice dude, too. Just like really nice.
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  Speaker 2: He is a great human.
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  Speaker 4: But if you have never like go watch him on
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: America's Got Talent, go watch the audition, go watch his
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: live show performance. He is probably I'm going to say
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: this right now.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: He is the best performer out of Birmingham, Alabama.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: I would agree with that statement.
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: He is awesome. So anyway, October 17th, he's going to
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: be playing at Yonder Walls Mural Festival if you want
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: to go.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: You're listening to The Alabama Show On Demand.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: Producer Blake's never going to get married because he can't cook.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: No, I can cook. I can cook. Just sometimes I
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: might overdo it.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: Producer Blake.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: That's me.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: You had a girl over and cooked for?
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: I did, yes, correct.
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: And it was a crock pot meal. And so you
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: put everything in there all at once, right?
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: You know how to do that.
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you put everything all in once. If it's chicken
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: noodle soup, you put the noodles in later.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: But it takes like.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: Five hours to cook in a crock pot. You know that, right? Yeah.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: Well, I didn't just put it in there and go,
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: all right, it's good an hour. I know that. I
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: know that.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: What did you make?
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: So I made like a chicken Alfredo. type of thing,
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: but it was homemade.
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: But you're supposed to add like spices to it, like
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: a good bit of spices, like all different ones. Well,
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: I think I doubled the spices by accident because I
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: like spices.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: Did you follow a recipe or did you just wing it?
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: I followed the recipe, but I kind of did my
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: own twist with it. And so that's smart.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: So I added some more spices to it.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: Great idea.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: And it gets done and it's like cooked well.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Hang on.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: What spices did you add to it?
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Like chili powder.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: To chicken Alfredo?
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I promise you it works. Then onion powder, like
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: a bunch of different spices that you would get.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: So I add them in there.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: I'm like, man, this is going to taste so good.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: And I make bowls by the end of it. I
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: put two bowls on the table.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: I'm like, here you go.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Were there noodles in there?
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I put those in later. I did that correctly.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to get a feel for what this
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: meal was.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just chicken Alfredo, but it was homemade Alfredo sauce.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Chili powder.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Chili powder. Chili powder, onion powder, garlic powder, like a
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: bunch of different salt.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Pepper, whatever.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: So I set the bowls on the table, and I'm
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: eating it, and I'm like, oh, this is so good.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: I look up.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: Not a word comes out of her mouth, and she
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: still has the food in her mouth after about 30 seconds,
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: and she has this.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Like, stank face.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: You know those things you get whenever you're like, this
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: is not a good thing?
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Well, she's sitting there and she goes, hmm.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: And so about a minute or two in, she just
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: puts her bowl down and goes, I think I'm full.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: And I go, what? I was like, is it not good?
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: She goes, no, it's fine. I'm just full. I ate earlier.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: It was terrible. I just Googled chili powder should not
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: be in chicken Alfredo. It does.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: I promise you, this recipe called for it. I used
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: a recipe online. I just doubled it, and I think
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I should have doubled it.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: So either way, she said I'm not allowed to cook
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: for her anymore.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how it goes. I've had a guy do
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: that before. If you can't cook, you just, some things
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: you're good at, some things you're not.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: I can cook. I just took a shot on this one.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: It didn't work out as well as I thought I would.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: Call the show.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: 833-501-BAMA.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: I know there are other guys out here who've tried
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: to cook for their life.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: I've messed up food for guys, too.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: I tried to make collard greens one New Year's Eve
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: fresh and put too much apple cider vinegar in it.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: When you are dating someone, has anybody cooked you.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: A meal and it turned out terrible?
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: What was it?
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: 833-501-BAMA is the number. That's 833-501-2262.
• 17:51
  Speaker 9: You are listening.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: To The Alabama Show On Demand.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: A minute ago, producer Blake told us a story about
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: how he cooked a meal for a girl that came
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: over and she hated it.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: And she took one bite and said, I'm not hungry.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Did she have to eat more later? Do you have
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: to end up feeding her?
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Later, like an hour or two later, she goes, I
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: think I'm starting to get hungry.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: I said, there's still more in there. She goes, no,
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: I'm not feeling that right now. So she ate some
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: of my Hot Pockets that I have in my freezer.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: And she burned them and still ate that. Ate the
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: full burnt Hot Pocket over my meal that I made.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: That I spent time to make.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: In a crock pot.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Call the show.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Have you ever cooked for somebody and it was bad?
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: 833-501-BAMA is the number.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: The Alabama Show on demand. Free on the iHeartRadio app.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: 833-501-BAMA is the number to call the show if you've
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: ever cooked a meal for somebody and it went terribly wrong.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Lindley, good morning. What are you doing today?
• 18:52
  Speaker 10: Just dropped my kid off for school.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Heck yeah. How's it going? Are you calling about cooking
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: food for people?
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Okay. Did you cook something for somebody and it went bad?
• 19:01
  Speaker 10: Oh, it went terrible. Absolutely terrible.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: What'd you cook?
• 19:05
  Speaker 10: Well, it was something simple, chicken alfredo. And I made
• 19:10
  Speaker 10: the chicken.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: It was fine.
• 19:11
  Speaker 10: The noodles, fine. I went to go season the sauce,
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: and I literally popped the top of the garlic salt.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: And all of the garlic went in?
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: It was really, really bad.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Did you feed it to somebody?
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: Well, I tried to scoop out most of it and
• 19:31
  Speaker 10: I thought I got a good amount. So I gave
• 19:34
  Speaker 10: him his portion and I was eating mine and mine
• 19:36
  Speaker 10: tasted fine. And then all of a sudden his face
• 19:39
  Speaker 10: just squinched up so bad. He's like, it's like the
• 19:43
  Speaker 10: sea is in here.
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: And I'm like, oh no.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: That's great.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: I swear I cook better than this.
• 19:50
  Speaker 10: He was like, how do you mess up chicken Alfredo?
• 19:53
  Speaker 10: And I'm like, I don't know. I'm not Olive Garden.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Look, Producer Blake did the same. That is so funny, Lindley.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: What did y'all eat? Did he end up eating it
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: all or did he have to eat something different?
• 20:04
  Speaker 10: No, I wasn't going to do that to him. He
• 20:07
  Speaker 10: was going to go into like a diabetic stroke or something.
• 20:11
  Speaker 10: We ate Hot Pocket.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: I love that. Lindley, thank you for calling.
• 20:16
  Speaker 8: No problem.
• 20:17
  Speaker 10: I hope you all have a great day.
• 20:18
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• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're done.
• 20:24
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• 20:30
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• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Of every show we've ever done.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: And we'll see you tomorrow morning.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on demand.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Amazing.
• 20:37
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