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Show #319 Big Bimbo · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why, is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Yo, what up, motherfuckers?
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  Speaker 3: What up, motherfuckers.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to BFY tw episode three nineteen. We are a
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  Speaker 2: panel show inspired podcast. We play silly games and have
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  Speaker 2: a lot of fun. For six years.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds like change, change six years and six years and change. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: six years and change.
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  Speaker 2: You've been doing it. We're up to three hundred nineteen
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  Speaker 2: episodes and we're still going strong and we're not stopping
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  Speaker 2: anytime soon. So let's get it right to it. We
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  Speaker 2: got we got the three silly games. They're going to
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  Speaker 2: play for faky points. They don't give you anything. They
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  Speaker 2: do not improve your standing in life whatsoever. They don't
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  Speaker 2: even really make you happy. They are just points.
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  Speaker 3: Well for six years and some James, I've been thinking
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  Speaker 3: they have been making me this whole time.
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  Speaker 4: It's been a lie.
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  Speaker 2: We still want to see who wins because we're Americans,
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  Speaker 2: and that's kind of that's kind of what kind of
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  Speaker 2: I genuinely have track. Oh my god, it's like Stevie
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  Speaker 2: the two hundred and one hundred and ten.
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  Speaker 3: Could you imagine somebody she took one hundred and ten
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  Speaker 3: to be fair.
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  Speaker 2: You started late, so yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you do have like all years a late starter, truea.
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  Speaker 2: And some of those are shared victories because you guys
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  Speaker 2: did play.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, most of them, most of them probably.
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  Speaker 2: I am completely making up those numbers. Let's meet our players.
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  Speaker 2: You probably already know them, but if you don't.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: He is a gamer and a storyteller, and he used
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  Speaker 2: to be my youngest friend. Now he's Augie. He's again.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just picture the cat doesn't go flying off such
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  Speaker 4: a lovely mood.
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  Speaker 3: He just about somersaulted off the.
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  Speaker 2: Chair, just leaning into your leg. There, what's up?
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  Speaker 3: I gotta bring you up.
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  Speaker 2: So my question this time, as I'm making it up
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  Speaker 2: right now on the spot, is but it's related to
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  Speaker 2: a question that I found very interesting in an episode
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  Speaker 2: of gate Leapers that I just recorded. Uh oh, we've
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  Speaker 2: already done like your favorite system, and we've already done
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  Speaker 2: like your favorite obscure game. But is there a game
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  Speaker 2: for your favorite game console that you think Stevie and
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  Speaker 2: I will just look at you blankly when you say
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  Speaker 2: the name of it, The game that you know that
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  Speaker 2: you think is so obscure that we literally won't recognize it.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh, you know, I probably would have like my favorite counsel, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or well, I mean, you know what, you can pick
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  Speaker 2: a difference. I was gonna say I my favorite counsel.
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  Speaker 5: Of the games are kind of limited because it was
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  Speaker 5: game Cube.
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  Speaker 2: There were still like three hundred yeah, but they were all.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty well all of them are home games.
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  Speaker 5: But if I'm like thinking of like a game that
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  Speaker 5: I played way back when, that would probably be odd.
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  Speaker 4: I believe it's called Evolve. Oh my god, yes, I
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  Speaker 4: think that is. It called No Evo Evo.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, Evolve is a one on four yea, yeah, multiplayer,
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  Speaker 2: yeah kind of thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good game too. I wish they didn't
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  Speaker 5: abandon that one, but yeah, that was a good one.
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  Speaker 2: I really did enjoy it, and we all got in
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  Speaker 2: on the ground floor and had fun with it for
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  Speaker 2: like a month, I know.
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  Speaker 5: But No Evo Evo was like an old like it's
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  Speaker 5: something like a Super Nintendo game. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I have heard of that, but only because Jorge introduced
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  Speaker 2: me to it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if he introduced me to it or
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  Speaker 5: if I ran into it before.
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  Speaker 2: You might have found it on your own.
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  Speaker 4: But it is one of those games. It is one
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  Speaker 4: of those kids.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, caught him a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Got good job.
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  Speaker 5: But it is one of those games that, like it
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  Speaker 5: doesn't look like much on the surface, and then you
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  Speaker 5: start playing it and it's got one of those like
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, I felt like I had one of
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  Speaker 5: those learning curves, maybe because I was young at the time,
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  Speaker 5: but I couldn't figure out how to do the whole
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  Speaker 5: important part of the entire game, which is essentially evolve
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  Speaker 5: in order to get to like the next world or
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  Speaker 5: stages of the game with some advantages and disadvantages and
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  Speaker 5: shit like that. But like, once you get into it,
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  Speaker 5: it's a very interesting game where speaking of Darwinism, it's
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  Speaker 5: like Through takes you through essentially the idea of evolving
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  Speaker 5: through this kind of like.
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  Speaker 2: It's for the Super Nintendo and it's like an action
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  Speaker 2: RPG because you are like swimming in the water and
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  Speaker 2: you have to like bite the other fish to eat
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  Speaker 2: them and gain both experience and hit points back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's just at the beginning.
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  Speaker 2: You get to like land and then shit goes. I'm
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  Speaker 2: sure it gets much more compon whacky from there, but
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  Speaker 2: what you eat determines how you evolve.
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  Speaker 3: That's cool.
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  Speaker 2: So I like that literally become a different creature, like
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  Speaker 2: probably every time you play. I don't know how complex
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  Speaker 2: it is. It is a super Nintendo game, but it
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  Speaker 2: was definitely one of the more unique gaming experiences I'd
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  Speaker 2: ever come across, and I had never tried it until
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  Speaker 2: Jorg said he really enjoyed it. So, yeah, that's absolutely
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  Speaker 2: one of the more obscure ones. If you have a
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  Speaker 2: superintendent or if you have one of those game collection
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  Speaker 2: boxes that are all the rage on the internets, look
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  Speaker 2: up EVO and give it a shot. It is is
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  Speaker 2: very good.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good call.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's about of those obscure of games. As I go,
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  Speaker 5: most other games you probably either heard of if you're
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  Speaker 5: familiar with the genre, or I heard it somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Cannot wait until my turn. Stevie, he is a veteran
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  Speaker 2: and a podcaster, and that makes him technically a veteran podcaster.
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  Speaker 3: It's STEVEE. It's Steve.
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  Speaker 2: It's a weird asshole.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a weird asshole, Stevie. I got, I got
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  Speaker 3: some new ink word. Yeah, so I got. I got
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  Speaker 3: my potato that the avocado drew from me on my shoulder,
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  Speaker 3: and then we added the avocado holding of Potato's hand now,
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  Speaker 3: which is just like my favorite tattoo ever and freaking
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  Speaker 3: love it. I'll post a good picture of it on
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  Speaker 3: the things. Yeah, and so I'm really happy. And then
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  Speaker 3: I got another one too.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't tell me about that.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't you want to see it?
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  Speaker 2: Is it on your penis?
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to see it?
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  Speaker 5: Why do you keep guessing all of the things that
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  Speaker 5: he's been doing?
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  Speaker 2: I know him well, all right, seebee, same question? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: is there a video game for your favorite console or
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  Speaker 2: PC that you think we won't recognize but you still
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  Speaker 2: think it's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say PC, as my counsel of
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  Speaker 3: preference to anyway, I would say yes. My issue is
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  Speaker 3: I don't know the fucking name of it. But this
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  Speaker 3: is a game from the eighties and I think it
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  Speaker 3: was Doss and I had it on the computer I
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  Speaker 3: built when I was like ten or some shit. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: And it was a math game that helped you multiply
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  Speaker 3: divide you long division really quickly, and as you did it,
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  Speaker 3: you were going through dungeons and shit like that, and
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  Speaker 3: it like, that's not not lying in anyway. I was
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  Speaker 3: not good in school. I have attention issues and shit.
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  Speaker 3: But my dad knew because he probably had the same
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  Speaker 3: fucking issues and shit to teach me this way, like
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  Speaker 3: this is the best way to learn stuff through you
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  Speaker 3: is fucking games, apparently, And I took off in math, dude,
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  Speaker 3: from that point forward, Like it sculpted a lot of
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  Speaker 3: where I am today because of that, because I was
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  Speaker 3: so good in math and I could do shit like
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  Speaker 3: on the fly because of that shit, and it was
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  Speaker 3: fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 2: So I just googled it really quickly. I have two
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  Speaker 2: really big possibilities. Okay, there's one called Treasure math Storm,
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  Speaker 2: which includes navigating a mountain to catch elves, and then
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  Speaker 2: there's Adventures in Math, where players solve problems to find
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  Speaker 2: treasure in a castle.
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  Speaker 3: That one, Holy fuck, I think that's it. Yeah, holy shit,
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  Speaker 3: Yeah dude, like you went through all these different rooms.
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  Speaker 3: It was really fucking neat. If that didn't count, I
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  Speaker 3: was gonna say mind sweeper.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to, I mean, because that was.
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  Speaker 3: Was the last thing it came with, though, right, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I have never heard of this, so this
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  Speaker 2: is a brilliant pick. But I just wanted to see
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  Speaker 2: very much. So if this is actually the game of
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  Speaker 2: your time.
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  Speaker 3: I think.
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  Speaker 2: So it's it looks like that's God and you are
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  Speaker 2: solving maths to keep I think that's it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you just keep going room the room, and
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  Speaker 3: then at the end of like certain parts, you get
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  Speaker 3: a treasure and you move on to like another level
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  Speaker 3: and the colors change. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: My math game was Math Flaster.
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  Speaker 2: Math Faster is what I was going to say initially,
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  Speaker 2: and then he was like, but then he was like
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  Speaker 2: talking about going through Dunde. Yeah, that's different. I've never
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  Speaker 2: heard that one. No, I never heard of a great tick.
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  Speaker 3: I know you got a fucking PC, play it. It's fine.
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  Speaker 3: I mean if you like math. I mean it got
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  Speaker 3: me into it hard because that's what I needed at
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  Speaker 3: the time. I wasn't. I didn't like anything else, so
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  Speaker 3: it was cool.
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  Speaker 2: I will definitely check it out in doss box hell yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Uh and and what was it called Adventures in Math?
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  Speaker 2: Adventures in Math? Yeah, go ahead and look it up.
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  Speaker 2: You might even be able to play it right in
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  Speaker 2: your browser.
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  Speaker 5: Check.
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  Speaker 4: I mean tell you, I think.
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  Speaker 2: The Internet Archive actually does have a bunch of doss
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  Speaker 2: games you can play right in your browsers, so that
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  Speaker 2: one of them.
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  Speaker 5: I suck at math, but video games always has a
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  Speaker 5: tendency making things just slightly easy, right.
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  Speaker 3: It really does well.
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  Speaker 2: It makes you feel like you feel the progression. You
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  Speaker 2: feel like you're you don't feel like you're learning, but
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  Speaker 2: you do feel like you're progressing. You're actually moving towards
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  Speaker 2: a goal.
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  Speaker 3: Correct helps at the end, you're checking that check yeah
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  Speaker 3: I did this, and then when you move on to
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  Speaker 3: the next one, it's like you look back. It's like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: I did all these levels, and it.
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  Speaker 2: Gives you that not melowtonin hit, but that that yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 2: It gives you that little habit instead of like I
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  Speaker 2: did it and you move on to the next anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Uh that thank you for that. That's great point, no points.
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  Speaker 2: I am your host fan, Saren Oggie hit it okay.
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  Speaker 2: And for me, we just did the PS one episode
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  Speaker 2: for gate Leapers, which honestly, by the time this comes out,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that'll be out yet, but when it
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  Speaker 2: comes out, check it out. It was a fantastic episode.
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  Speaker 2: But the PS one legitimately is my favorite console of
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  Speaker 2: all time. I was the one who recommended we do it.
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  Speaker 2: They do a gate Leapers episode on it, and they
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  Speaker 2: thankfully did and invited me on and I had an
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  Speaker 2: absolute blast. That is my one hundred favorite system. But
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  Speaker 2: last year, like within the last like six months, at
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  Speaker 2: some point, I came across a game called Steel Harbinger.
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  Speaker 2: Now by the name, you would assume it's just some
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  Speaker 2: kind of like running gune tank thing, right, Yes, and no.
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  Speaker 2: So the game is about an alien invasion. These meteors
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  Speaker 2: come down and then the meteors like put out these
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  Speaker 2: spores that attack people, and then the people become like
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  Speaker 2: zombie like creatures kind of like drunks, ye, but it's
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  Speaker 2: alien specifically, not really zombies, but they're they're just kind
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  Speaker 2: of zombie like. They shamble and they move.
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  Speaker 3: The fucking bog uh And.
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  Speaker 2: The the character in the doing the narration of the
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  Speaker 2: opening video, which is in FMV by the way.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 2: It is cheezy as shit, and he watching the people
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  Speaker 2: die is hysterical. But he he tells you he's like
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  Speaker 2: working trying to find a way to fight the aliens
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  Speaker 2: and is like his nineteen year old daughter is there
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  Speaker 2: with him for some reason in the middle of the
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  Speaker 2: research lab, like poking at things like just being like
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  Speaker 2: the teenage girl. And then of course, you know, an
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  Speaker 2: alien thing bursts out of like one of its pods
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  Speaker 2: and quote unquote attacks her, but they somehow save her.
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  Speaker 2: But now she's like half alien half human, like she's
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  Speaker 2: still she doesn't respond like she she can. She doesn't
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  Speaker 2: really talk, but she does seem to understand words and
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  Speaker 2: things like that. But she also has like guns and things,
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  Speaker 2: and she's covered in like half armor, though she's still
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  Speaker 2: got her ass out and like cleavage shown. That's the
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  Speaker 2: fucking ninetiest thing goddamn every and the game is one
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  Speaker 2: of the weirdest games I've ever played in that it
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  Speaker 2: is a shooter where the camera absolutely does not move.
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  Speaker 2: It literally like it. It will move back and forth
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  Speaker 2: with you, but it never turns, so it's always one perspective,
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  Speaker 2: and you are playing in third person, so you're watching
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  Speaker 2: from her asshot and she is running around shooting all
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  Speaker 2: these zombies and trying to get into, you know, to
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  Speaker 2: achieve whatever objective there is for that level and fight
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  Speaker 2: off the alien invasion single handedly, because of course, and
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  Speaker 2: this game is absolutely fucking batshit crazy. I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: if just the intro alone that I've mentioned doesn't make
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  Speaker 2: you want to check this game out there, is no
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  Speaker 2: hope for you.
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  Speaker 3: You.
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  Speaker 2: I did actually play the game all the way to
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  Speaker 2: the end and beat it, and I did legitimately have fun,
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  Speaker 2: even though it was really weird to get used to
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  Speaker 2: that single perspective, Like if you move back and forth,
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  Speaker 2: the camera moved with you, but it's so weird that
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  Speaker 2: you can't turn it at all, and so moving to
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  Speaker 2: left or right is always a little sketchy, and you
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  Speaker 2: have to There's thankfully an option to zoom the camera out,
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  Speaker 2: which you absolutely must do otherwise you can't see shit.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, they want They wanted you to be able
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  Speaker 2: to zoom right into her ass cracks, so they got
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  Speaker 2: it right up close.
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  Speaker 3: Definitely. Nineties Yeah, fun nineties.
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  Speaker 2: Is one hundred percent, one hundred percent of game that
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people don't even know exist. I guarantee
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  Speaker 2: it has kind of like a bland name Steele Harbinger.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't really mean anything, and I guarantee a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people gave it a pass. I know I did,
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  Speaker 2: But playing it.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I was like, Okay, this is pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 2: This is more fun than it has a right to be,
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  Speaker 2: and it's also funnier than it has It is very silly.
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  Speaker 2: The cut scenes in this are hysterical. They're all very funny.
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  Speaker 3: I love Due. We should do an f m V
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  Speaker 3: game night.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be on board one hundred percent. We should fantastic
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  Speaker 2: ones to.
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  Speaker 3: We can do the mirror box thing and put it
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  Speaker 3: all yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well that having been said, let's get onto
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  Speaker 2: our own games. Yes, got silly games to play. Start
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  Speaker 2: with one. Our first game is going to be called,
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: uh like Shared Block. I've got three news stories here,
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  Speaker 2: and all our players have to do is tell me
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  Speaker 2: which one I would like, which one I would block in,
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  Speaker 2: which one I would share on social media. There is
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: only one correct combination, and whoever gets it wins or
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: gets closest to it if nobody gets it. Our first story,
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  Speaker 2: we have three news stories. Let's go over one by
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  Speaker 2: one and then you guys will choose.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Number one Montreal warns vigilante pothole fixers to stop doing
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  Speaker 2: what Montreal should have done with the millions of tax
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  Speaker 2: player dollars they get every year. Hmmm, uh yeah. There
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  Speaker 2: are two gentlemen who are prowling the streets fixing all
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  Speaker 2: the potholes they can on their own money. On their
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  Speaker 2: own dime. They're not asking for glory, they're just trying
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  Speaker 2: to make the streets a little bit safer.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad somebody's doing it, like they said, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it's hard to not agree with them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I get why, like they don't want people
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  Speaker 5: to do it, because if it's not done right, it
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  Speaker 5: can cause more problems than you know that it's worth.
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  Speaker 5: But at the same time, if it's gotten to that
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  Speaker 5: point where people are so fed up with it that
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  Speaker 5: they're willing to risk just some random private contractor to
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  Speaker 5: go out there and do it themselves on their own dime,
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  Speaker 5: I mean that does that to me, doesn't say that
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  Speaker 5: to me, doesn't seem like civil disobedience. That to me
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  Speaker 5: seems like just a failure on the part of the
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  Speaker 5: fucking m sorry Montreal so pro proban province, Montreal City,
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  Speaker 5: I guess the province that whole, But yeah, blame the
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: whole province.
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  Speaker 2: But like, yeah, that's a failure on their part.
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  Speaker 5: Really, Like, I mean, we have that same issue here
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  Speaker 5: in the States where it's like we've got fucking salt
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  Speaker 5: eating away at our roads every year, and every year
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  Speaker 5: they know this, it gets worse and it just gets
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  Speaker 5: worse and they don't do anything about it.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, we're submitting an official petition to our city
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  Speaker 2: hall to rename our town Potholville basically what that's basically.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: What it is.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: And yeah, I kind of wish we had vigilantes like
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: this in our area. Gentlemen. I I'm not gonna say
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: his name. He's I think, already in legal trouble over this.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: The straw that broke the camel's back came when both
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: he and a friend blew a tire on the same pothole. Yeah,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: and he owns a landscaping and paving company, so he
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: had the tools and skills. He just did it himself.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: And then family members, friends, and even strangers started asking
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: if he could come and fix potholes on their roads.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: So now he roams the city after hours, patching pavement.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Where he goes. He fixes up to three potholes a
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: day and he's filled about one hundred.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what what is they gonna do? Just dig the
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: holes back up? Probably it is recording his operations for
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Instagram to spread awareness of the problem. But he understands
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: he's working without official sanction and the plugs that he's
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: installing will last around two years.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Oh shit.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: In that time, he's hoping an official work crew might
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: come and actually put in a permanent offense. And there's
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: another gentleman, same same issue. He owns a different landscaping company,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: but he has experienced fixing driveways, so pothole issues are
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: also in his wheelhouse. And he also got sick of
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: putting up with Microsoft's sorry, Microsoft's Montreal's Montreal's Swiss cheese roads.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: But he really got mad when his children started getting
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: thrown around in the car because of the potholes.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're dangering lives by not fixing that ship.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: That's what's irritating.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's not a long or difficult process.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: The problem is like the city government ignores it or
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: you know, they're too busy pocketing the money or you know,
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: spending it on you know, their friends businesses instead of
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: you know, what the town actually needs. I might be
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I might be bringing this to our own home. That's
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: how I feel about it.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's like it's and and they're defending themselves
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: by saying that they they they're not saying the city
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: workers don't work hard. But with the equipment they have,
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: they are actually faster. The one gentleman says he could
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: do between five hundred and a thousand patches per day.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Holy shit, if his company were doing.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: It, I mean that would fix an entire city limit.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: In Montreal's defense, they have they have instituted some changes.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: This year.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: They awarded emergency contracts to ten companies to repair the
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: crumbling pavement. But either they're working slow because they can
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: to try and milk over much money they can get
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: from it, or they're just not doing the work and
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: pocketing the money. It's also a possibility.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: Well then that's on Montreal's duty to investigate that. Yeah,
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: I mean that's clearly what their money is being stolen
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: in by people they're supposed to.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Be instead of instead of fixing the problem, they are
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: harassing these guys they have already you know, subdued warnings
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: and now finds uh for for essentially what they call
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: vandalizing public property.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Fandliz, you, yeah, no, I'd be posting that everywhere. And
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: you're like, look, the town's saying I'm vandalizing by fixing
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: your problem.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: How about we all get together and through the fucking time.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: How quickly.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: That damage is against all of our ship. Yeah right,
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: we all been together.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: A class action loss against the city.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I would get everybody together. I would I have everywhere
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: coach set up right about sign up this way motherfuckers
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: dry by click. Oh I'm part of that petition you.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Put out ap B everybody who's had damage to their
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: vehicles in any way caused by a pothole within like
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: the last how many every years it took them to
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: fix it last time?
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: And then you have them all sign a petition like fuckings.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Openiaing the fucking town.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: These civilians are heroes. You dump box stop it moved
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: to the next one before we get angry.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: And then you send them the fucking bill story number two.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know. You might get angry or story really
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: well either that or you might have a good laugh
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: about it. Massachusetts woman jailed for unleashing thousands of bees
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: on police trying to evict an octagenarian cancer sufferer.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Good on, So the bees were sent on the police
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: that were trying to try accident, because that's purposeful, because.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: A lot of logistical power.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: She talks.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: So it's a little from Columne and a little from
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: there's a little logistical issues going on here. So this
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: lady arrived at her friend's house. And her friend is
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: an eighty year old man. Okay, he lives in a
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: mansion in Massachusetts, but he was undergoing treatment for cancer.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Now, for reasons unknown, he had been evicted from his home,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: and the Hampton County Sheriff's office arrived to serve him
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: inviction papers. But he wasn't there. He just wasn't home.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: He'd gone to the library for a stay on the
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: eviction order using a public computer. And while the deputies
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: waited for the man to come back home, this lady
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: showed up at the house, and she was pissed, rightfully.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: She was a friend of Viz, and she wasn't happy.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: And according to her lawyer, she had gone through several
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: evictions herself, and she'd become something of an advocate for
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: people who had fallen victim to predatory lending. And she
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: was there simply to defend her friend, and she was
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: just trying to prevent him from suffering the humiliation and
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: devastation of going through an eviction, of losing her home,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: said her lawyer to The New York Times. So her
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: heart was in the right place. But she's a beekeeper,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: and she arrived in her work vehicle, which her protective
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: beekeeping suits, alongside boxes of thousands upon thousands of bees.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: She demanded the police leave, and they didn't.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: That's them, no Darwin Award, motherfuckers. That's how it starts.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: She put on her beekeeping suit and started unloading boxes
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: from her car. She had only intended to She claims
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: she had only intended to allow the bees to enjoy
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: the lovely flowering landscape while also protesting the eviction.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: I love her lawyer.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: However, the deputies were not who were not thrilled about
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: suddenly having a swarm of bees buzzing around them, and
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: on a video, Incent at the deep yells, hey, she
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: has a truck full of bees, and another one says
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: she's opening the bees. They moved to arrest her, and
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: she resisted, and in the ensuing struggle, more bee boxes
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: tipped over, and all hell broke again. Now you've done again,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: the cops. The pissed off bees started stinging everyone in sight,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: which mostly the cops. Several several deputies got multiple stings,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: mostly only multiple on their faces and heads because that
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: was the exposed part the rest was clothed while the
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: bees buzzed around. They did wrestle the woman to the
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: ground and slapped handcuffs.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Ah, that's unbelievable. Man.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: In the end, one deputy did require hospitalization due to
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: an allergic reaction.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: But maybe he should have fucking taken the warning when
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: she fucking warned him.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: But thousands of bees also died, either by being crushed
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: in the boxes or at dying after a.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Sea captain murders and murdered all those fucking bees. Well,
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: bees die when they sting, I know, but they crushed
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: a bunch of them. They destroyed all those hives when
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: they knocked her over. Yeah, so Darwin, she was arrested.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: This was all back in twenty twenty two. By the way,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: it has taken a while for the legal case to
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: play out, and this was mostly because she was completely
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: unwilling to comply with the courts. She missed a trial date,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: and she was located in Tennessee and refused to return
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: to Massachusetts for the trial. It took months for them
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: to get an arrest warrant and get her extradited back
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: to the stay, and she was initially charged with seven
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: felonies but on April twenty sixth, the jury acquitted her
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: of all those charges.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, Jerry appears baby.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: She he was only found guilty of for misdemeanor counts
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: assault and battery and too a reckless assault. I mean
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: that's fair. Sentenced to six months in Counties jail, but dude,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: to time already served, she's likely only gonna be in
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: jail for a few weeks. Okay. Nice. That said, she
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: and her lawyer both maintained she is completely innocent and
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: are going to appeal.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Good and they should sue those fuckers.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: That's good to know.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: All those fucking lives.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: So for all you people with apiaries out there, bees
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: count as non lethal weapons, Yep.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: You're safe. But also, like if he knew he was
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: fucking allergic to goddamn bees and he kept pursuing, like well,
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: Like peanuts and I go into a That's like if
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: a cop tasered somebody with a pacemaker and they didn't
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: know how a pacemaker.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: No, the cop knows to run the fuck away. He
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: had the warning, is what I'm saying. She had.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: She put the suit on, she.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Grabbed one thing of bees. Then they started saying shit,
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: he had time to fucking leave or grab his EpiPen.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: It's on him. Fuck you, Hey, those are our pollinators. Man.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Without that, we're all fucking dead. Uh. You know you
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: got a point, Yeah, a huge point.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: It's right here.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: You want to see the tattoo? No, okay?
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Moving on to story number three. Wisconsin man steals victim's
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: identity for thirty years what and gets his victim jailed
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: and put in a mental hospital. The fuck imagine finding
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: out that you are no longer You don't do that
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: to me. Nearly four decades ago, a gentleman by the
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: name of Matthew Kieran's stole another gentleman named William Woods
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: social Security card okay, and with it he slowly took
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: over Woods's entire identity. He built a whole other life
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: for himself. He took out loans, got married, and had kids,
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: and got a well paying job, all under the name
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: William Woods. Meanwhile, the Realilliam Woods was going through some
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: hard times but had no idea that anyone was using
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: his identity. He finally found out more than thirty years later,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: and tried to expose the impostor, but nobody believed him. Instead,
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: he was sent to jail for attempted identity fraud and
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: finally landed in a mental institution. In the end, a
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: private detective hired by Woods was able to track down
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Woods's real father, and a DNA test proved that he
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: really was William Woods.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Ho shit.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Now Kieran's has been sentenced to jail. Good Woods is
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: finally himself again and trying to pick up the pieces
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: after decades of being a copy essentially of himself.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: So did the guy help his credit score or lower it?
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Well, it says he says he hire other lives.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: Now he's fucker's in jail.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I also had a high paying job.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: I got a nine hundred credit score and a good
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: paying job and a family upset.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think he's gonna keep any job number.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: You don't care anything about that family.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Maybe out of my house.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: That's pretty much the only thing he'd be like either
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: taking He's either taking the house, or he's like, no,
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: this ship's getting sold, Yeah going, I don't care.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Like that's fucked up. It's the family's fault, you know,
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: but like, damn, that's dirty.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: The dude got sent the fucking prison in and then
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: an asylum over identity.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Theft talents aren't fun. Man, fuck that ship. I couldn't
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: even fucking imagine that ship. What A stayed in the
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: prison like, Yeah, yeah.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: It's wildly Yeah. The full story is a fascinating read,
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: so I highly recommend checking it out if you're interested.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: But that is that. That is all three stories, So gentlemen,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: let's talk about it. Augie I think lost the last game,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: last episode. I'm pretty sure Stevie won.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: That doesn't happen.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: It does though, Oh well, no, Crunchy one technically playing
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: against both of you.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we both lost.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: But prior to that, I think I did. I think
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: you did. Yeah, so oh yeah, I'm gonna give you
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: the first choice. Would you how would you like to
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: organize these? Which one did I like? Which one did
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: I share? And which one did I block? Story one Montreal,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Warren's vigilante pothole fixers to stop doing what they should
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: have done years ago, mass Chust's woman jailed for unleashing
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: thousands of bees on police trying to evict an octogenarian
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: cancer suffer. And finally, Story number three, Wisconsin man Steel's
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: victim's identity for thirty years and gets him jailed and
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: put in a mental hospital. Which one did I like?
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Which one did I share? And which one did I block?
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Good luck?
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah wow, right off the rip, I'm just gonna say
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: you probably blocked the identity theft just because that's I'm
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: good that the guy got a ship back. It just
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: sucks that he had to go through that and then
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: and then they have to go through the process of
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: trying to prove that you're like how how do you
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: prove that you're you?
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Like, how that's crazy? Like the fuck?
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: What kind of system is that? Anyways, I mean, it
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: eventually took DNA from his father. Yeah, thankfully was a
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: still alive and be willing.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: To imagine if he wasn't or didn't or imagine any
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: other situation where they're like, didn't even give him the
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: opportunity or the chance, and they're just like, no, you're
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: just some fucking whack job and they put you away
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: for the rest of your life and that other dude
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: is just living as you like, fucking fucking body snatcher style.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: But yeah, block that shit.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: You probably shared the bees just because of the fact
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: that it is, you know, a lady just decided to
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: be a vigilante and use bees that are honestly are
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: in short supply nowadays.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: They they're kind of they're more expensive than bullets.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Just say it.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: Anyways, and then potheads probably liked you like the idea
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: that someone is out there fixing shit when the towel
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: won't even come in and do that. Uh, And honestly,
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: we need a lot of that around here too, because
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: it is getting like stupid, like when you can't even
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: ride a bike down the side of a road right
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: without hitting a fucking pothole, or it's it's getting bad.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you liked the pothole, you blocked the identity theft,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: and you shared the b attack. Yeah, okay, Stevie, you
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: can keep one of his and switch the other two,
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: or you can go entirely your own way. What do
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: you want to do.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: I was at a complete loss, I really am. So
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go with what I wrote down initially
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: and we'll see what happens. Okay, We're gonna go with
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: your sharing the pole hoole because you know, we gotta
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: fight the government on that BS. It's our money to
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: fix our ship. Uh. We're gonna like the b cops
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: because cops the B Cops.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Definitely, we're the B squad.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Now we're gonna block id the with all you said
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: is shitty. But at the same time that's where I
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: was kind of lost. I don't know if you'd share it,
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: but we're gonna go block as a.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Final Okay, Well that as it happens, is exactly right.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck, are you serious? Oh my?
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: I shared the potholes because we have the same problem
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: town that it's all it sucks anywhere, and I just
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: want to be like, hey, you know we're not ours.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Isn't the only town that isn't doing shit about this?
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: And then I liked the the b story because it
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: was funny, uh as opposed to the identity theft story,
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: which was no, which was that sucks. And I hope
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: that guy that the other guy is going to jail
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: for a long time, years upon years. But mister Woods
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: has got his identity back, and I what's interesting to me,
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: and I didn't check this. I don't know if the
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: other dude's family even had a clue that he was
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: intending to.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: Be besides the fact that he was a kid that
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: he stole his dude identity. Now, going back to his
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: previous identity. Imagine how much tax evasion he's about to
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: get on, Like thirty years.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: You worked this job, but it was under my name.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: You still did it. It doesn't matter because it wasn't.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: So Stevie. Congratulations that game and you earn one episode
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: point on ogie can very easily come back. We are
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: going to play game two next. That is where two
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: episode points. We're going to play it right after this.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Hey, which episode is it?
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Well, you'll find out when we watch it. But pay attention.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: You better pay attention because Aaron makes a really good quiz.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll bring my notebook. Hey you you over there, Yeah,
• 36:15
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• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Abby will bring the cheesecake.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get in a carm one more outer cheesecake.
• 36:24
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• 36:26
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• 36:29
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• 36:32
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• 36:35
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• 36:39
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• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. Game two is going to be
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: tenfoil hat. I have picked three random things and our
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: players just have to weave them together into a conspiracy theory.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: The wildest conspiracy theory you can make up without losing me.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: So it's kind of a game of conspiracy theory Chicken
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: that fuck. Wildest theory without losing me wins two episode points.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: So I want you, gentlemen, to weave me a conspiracy
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: linking these three things the nineties sitcom Dinosaurs, the Kid's
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Toy slash Game, Mister Bucket, and Christy Nome's husband's bimbo
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: fetish Again. Wildest conspiracy theory without losing me gets two
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: episode points. Aggie, you lost last game. You the choice,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: do you want to go first? Or do you want
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: to make Stevie go first?
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Makes Stevie go first?
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: All right, it's on.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: You'm confident man over here. Jesus Christ, he's doing it.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Give me a conspiracy theory please.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: All right, hey, Jesus Christ, I wasn't planning on that.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: All right. Did you guys know that there was a
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: potential reboot of the nineties show to Dinosaurs actually legit
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: It was to actually come out into twenty twenty six
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: as well. Yeah, there were a few reasons why Jim
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Henson the State canceled the show but with the Dinosaur
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: revival happening, the vo actor Kevin Klash, the voice of
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: the baby Dina, got so hyped up exactly. He was
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: so hyped up, maybe too much. He started the party
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: a lot and get blackout drunk while hiring online men
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: to dress up as quote bimbos while singing and doing
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: the nineties toy commercial song Mister Bucket. Unfortunately, we will
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: never get either the reboots the Dinosaurs or the new
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: and improved Mister Bucket with extra holes because of the
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: scandal that became when mister Nolan was hired by Clash
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: and both franchises died when the news broke Oh wow, wow. Yeah.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: It even got Christy Noomes saying not the mama to
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: hurt him.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, it's pretty good. Pretty good. Didn't lose me,
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: So that's good.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: That's the worst thing. That's the only thing I was
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: like trying to not do.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I can't lose anything, but I think it's possible to
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: go even further towards the edge. Okay, let's see what
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Aggie you can do. Europe.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I think I should have went first. Uh uh. Anyways, So,
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: as you know, there were back in the nineties, there
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: was a sitcom based on dinosaurs. The Dinosaurs was basically
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: kind of an interesting play of dinosaurs took the roles
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: of human and had normal human lives where humans were
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: mora kinto.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Pets or wildlife or It's been a while since I've.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: Seen it, to be fair, But they covered what was
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: really important is that they covered on very important topics
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: important even today. They covered corporate greed, they covered environmental distruction,
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: environmental destruction, and they covered sexism. They were actually pretty
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: good about, you know, bringing that out and you know
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: talking about it, which of course perked the ear of
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: the ones that don't want people to be against it,
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: the ones who lobby for this sort of stuff, for sexism,
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: for environmental destruction, for corporate greed.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: Of course, I'm referring to.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: Big Bimbo, Big Bimbo, Big Bimbo, if you're not aware,
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: Corners the market on bimblification, which is the act of bimbifying, and.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: They they sell sex, they sell.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: Drugs, they sell you know, everything you can in this
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: kind of black market, and one of their biggest sellers
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: and it was their way to kind of get kids
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: in early it was the mister bucket because it covers everything.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: He there's never enough.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Balls in his bucket.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: There's that greed that every corporation uh glits out.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: You have to throw the balls everywhere, scatter them across
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: the room. That's your environmental.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Destruction and hazard.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: And of course, uh it always has to uh spit
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: them out of his mouth.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: There's the sexism.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Is the sex the uh the idea of balls being
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: in this creature's mouth is clearly sentient creature's mouth. And
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: and that that's why the show ended the way it did,
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: like they just they just meteored it because it was
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: because it was against everything Big Bimbo was about. And
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: Big Bimbo didn't go away Because mister Bucket might have
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: failed in like the nineteen ninety one, it was rebrought
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: back in in two thousand and seven. Oh really, And
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: when that failed, it was rebrought back in again in
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: twenty seventeen. So two thousand and twenty seven. Be ready, guys,
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Big Bembo's coming back. But and their next new head
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: and mascot is no one other than the Robert Paulson
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: looking ass, Brian Nome.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Nice dude, nice, Oh my god, I.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Want to get to you. Just for Robert Paulson looking
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: at him.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: That was so good. You know, you and I together
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: will be an undefeatable team. Man, we should do a
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: team of Tinfoil. We should do tag team Tinfoil.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: I mean of the two of you doggies. Is undoubtedly crazier.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: I love the idea of big.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Like that, just behind the curtain, just just a big group.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Of corporations for Bimbo, it's kind of awesome.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: That's fucking amazing. I just can't. I just want to
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: keep saying that.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Is that the name of the new episodes? How Big
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Membo is? Three Big Bimbo?
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Yep, it is careful guy, they're listening.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: That doubtedly goes to two points. Very nice, very very
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: well done.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: That was beautiful.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna have to settle this game. It's
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: two points to one favorite Roggy, but three is worth
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: three points, and we'll decide it all when we come back.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Right after this. Hey man, welcome back. It's time for
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: game three. Game three is gonna be the cost is correct.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: I have got three items here that recently went up
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: for auction. All our players have to do is tell
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: me what amount of money these these items sold for
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: whoever gets closest to the actual final auction price without
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: going over wins the listing, and the first player to
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: get two listings wins the game, gets three points and
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: wins the episode because they are so close. So, Steve,
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: you lost the last game, so you're gonna have the
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: first bid on this listing.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad because I've been scouring eBay all goddamn
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: night for today. So let's do this.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Let's see. Let's see how this goes. Our first itema
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: forbids is this beautiful diamond necklace. This gorgeous, authentic Tiffany
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: and Co Platinum diamond Garden b pendent necklace from Enchant
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Collection features a single small diamond for the head, several
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: smaller diamonds for the four wings, and one large rose
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: cut pear shaped diamond for the bee's body, all sat
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: in a platinum bezel and is in excellent condition. And
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: this beautiful listing can be yours if the cost is correct,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: and Stevie, you may start us off. This final bid rules,
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: So you guys are just gonna bid back and forth
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: until one of you gets close enough or goes over,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: and I will say final bids. You'll get out Dimond.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Super expensive with the platinum and platinum. It does sound beautiful,
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: So I think I'm gonna start it as two thousand.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Making me break out in hives. Okay, two thousand for
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: his TV. Oh that one's oh god, damn it.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna stop.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Stop, it's gonna go listen to queen. Okay, keep, I
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: can't help. Oh, I'm sorry.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: I was trying to think of a b pun.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: We'll do five thousand to start, five thousand.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Five thousand. I will call for final bid. There's no way, Stevie,
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: you may overbid. I'm going to Okay.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna go fifty two to fifty.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Fifty two fifty. I don't like Loggy. You can either
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: stay at your five thousand, or you can overbid his
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: fifty two fifty.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: Done done, watch it before nine nine nine nine.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: I'll stay at five thousand, you'll stay at five thousand.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Augy BID's five thousand, and Stevie bids fifty two fifty.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: You've both overbid. Please bid lower than four thousand, nine
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: hundred and ninety nine. Yes, Stevie goes first.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: I start, Yes, I should do four nine nine nine. No,
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: I won't go lower I will go wait a minute,
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: I started it too, holy shit. Okay, so we will
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: go with nine nine ninety nine. That's the sense. We
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: don't do cents anymore.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: We don't would just be one thousand. Okay, so you're
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: going nine nine nine.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: We still do, but we don't America's don't.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: All right. Stevie bids nine hundred ninety nine dollars.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Augie, that's a whole other discussion.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Uh, I'll say you only get one bid here too,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: grand two grand. Okay, so you've taken Stev's old bid
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: stevievid's nine ninety nine and augu bit it's two thousand
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: actual final auction price four thousand, twenty two dollars. Aggie
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: wins the first listing.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: Have it? How do I overbid of two thousands?
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: The first time you didn't. It was only after he
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: bid five thousand the final bill. I'm an idiot, and
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: then you jumped over his five thousands.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I did, I'm an idiot.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: I was like, I won.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: No I didn't. No, you didn't.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Let's move on to our next item, and Aggie, you
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: will bit first on this item. Our next item is
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: this brand new motorbike, the twenty twenty four sir Ron
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Ultra B is offered brand new and its original factory create,
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: untouched and in perfect condition. This model delivers exceptional performance
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: with sir Ron's newest power platform, offering strong mid to
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: high end torque, improved handling, and an updated chassis designed
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: for both off road and light street use where permitted,
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: and this listing can be yours if the cost is correct.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I have a clarifying question because it's on it the sides.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, it does not it is it is.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: A yogi yogi.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: I have exactly what I have here.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, I will say I'll just go around the same
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: cost of what my bike was, which is twelve hundred, twelve.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Hundred dollars, says Augie Stevie. Eighteen hundred says Stevie.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Augie four years later, it's still good.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Twenty three, twenty three hundred Stevie twenty seven, twenty seven hundred,
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Augie thirty two thirty two hundred.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: It was like a motorcycle on a bike. Okay, I'm
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: going to say it is a motorbike.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Oh so swhere anyway?
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, Oh yeah, I thought it was.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, so it would be.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: A little bit not my four thousand, yeah, four thousand, Augie, Yeah,
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: about four forty seven.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Forty seven, I will call for final forty nine. You're
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: staying at forty seven? Oh shit, okay, I'll GiB it's
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: forty seven hundred and Stevie bid forty nine hundred actual
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: final auction price of this twenty twenty four sir Ron
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Ultra B motorbike five four hundred ninety nine dollars. Stevie
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: wins the listing. Yeah, day five grand for a more?
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it makes sense. Yeah, it makes sense.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: It's all tied up and it comes down to our
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: final listing. Our last item up for bids is this
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: limited limited edition gold coin. This two hundred anniversary celebration coin,
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: minted to celebrate the Australian honey Bee, is ninety nine
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: point nine nine percent real gold. Only one sorry, one
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: of only ninety nine ever minted.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: You're say only one percent honey?
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: One percent? One percent honey? That would actually be pretty said.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: This coin is one of ninety nine with a certificate
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: of authenticity and delivery in original box and this listing
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: can be yours if the cost is correct. Stevie, you
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: start this.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Man solid goal twenty four carrot you said, I did
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: not say. You didn't say, okay, ninety nine real goal.
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: Whatever that carrot is and whatever that coin is, and
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: you imagine point's probably like a half dollar bus fifty
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: bucks fitted out, four hundred dollars.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Four hundred dollars goes to Stevie.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Wow for a coin.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, six hundred, six hundred goes to Augy.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: It adds like they were like close to a one thousand,
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: one thousand.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Stevie fuck twelve fifty. Poor MRV did eventually follow off,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Ah for MERV.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: Sorry buddy, he hit the ejection button.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: He's done.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Twelve fifty twelve fifty.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Seventeen hundred, seventeen hundred, two thousand, Augie Wow, twenty Stevie
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: you say twenty seven, Yeah, thirty one hundred.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Augie thirty seven STEVEE nice?
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Wow really fifty six hundred.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Fifty six hundred, Augie.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Say six thousand like I do, seven thousand, seven thousand, Stevie.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Oh jesus, Okay, so this is actually like word ten
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Ten thousand dollars, I will.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Fuck Oh no, alright, I bid ten thousand and one.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: The game may come down to this decision. Would you
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: like to stay where you're at or do you want
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: to overbid Stevie?
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: What oh more than ten thousand? I gotta say, I
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: gotta trust you have to say you have to pick something.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: I gotta pick something, well, anything underneath them.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: No, Okay, you are already under him. If you choose
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: to stay at seven thousand. You stay at seven thousand.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: You can't up it to nine thousand, because what would
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: be the point? True, But you can overbid him if
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: you think it's higher than ten thousand. This is your
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: only way to win. If you think it's between seven
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: and ten thousand, you're better off staining where you are.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: I honestly think it is. But just because it's weird,
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: I like, for some reason, eight ninety nine's in my head,
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: so I'm thinking it's I think I'm staying.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: You're staying, Yeah, okay on seven thousand, Stebe, I assume
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: you're staying on ten.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't think I'm gonna go any higher than
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: just in case to.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: In that case, we most definitively have a winner.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Shit.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: The actual final auction price of this limited edition gold
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: coin one of ninety nine ninety nine point nine percent
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: of real gold eleven thousand and eighty six dollars cbe on.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: The list was one game.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: I was thought you had four points to two he
• 54:05
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• 54:08
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• 54:13
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• 54:15
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• 54:19
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• 54:21
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• 54:29
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• 54:33
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• 54:39
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• 54:42
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so normally are stuff not as fast as right?
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, so Patreon still gets it on.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Early.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: But if you just follow us for free on Patreon,
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: you are still getting it at midnight the day it
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: normally drops, where it takes eight hours later for everybody
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: else in the public to get. You are still getting
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: a little bump there.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Okay. So yeah, there's a lot of great reasons to
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: follow for free. Uh and it doesn't cost you a dime. Nope,
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: So why not go to patreon dot com slash b
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: f y t W it's it takes thirty seconds, but
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: that is going to be it from us, Thank you
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: so much. But why you gotta fuck you?
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: That's why fuck yah, that's a show.