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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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Speaker 1: Time for horscopes Peyton's predictions. Peyton, what's the vibe this morning?
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Speaker 2: Well, yesterday we celebrated twenty five years of the movie Shrek,
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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna tell you which Shrek character you are
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Speaker 2: based on your zodiac sign. Also, if it's your birthday today,
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Speaker 2: you are a Taurus and you share a birthday with
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Speaker 2: Jojo siwah Landy Wilson, Marshmallow, Sam Smith, Malcolm X, and
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Speaker 2: Michael Jay.
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Speaker 1: Guess what, huh it's Cheryl's birthday today? Is that right, Cheryl?
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Speaker 2: It is?
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Speaker 3: I love it. Thank you.
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Speaker 2: We are making our way out of Taurus season. So
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Speaker 2: you are a little bit on the cusp of Gemini,
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Speaker 2: but you're reading for today for Shrek Day. The Shork
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Speaker 2: character that you are my Tauruses, You guys are a
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Speaker 2: Princess Fiona, but in.
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Speaker 3: Her ogre form. You guys are fierce and hard working.
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Speaker 2: You are incredibly stubborn, and you are ready to fight
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Speaker 2: a whole force of merrymn just to keep the peace.
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Speaker 2: But it does require an absolute mountain of proof before
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Speaker 2: changing your views on love or life.
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Speaker 1: That is so true, Love, it so so true.
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Speaker 3: Happy birthday, You're so welcome.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, bye, Cheryl, Hi, Shannon, what's your sign? Hi?
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Speaker 3: How are you great?
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Speaker 2: How are you Mike? I'm fine. I'm an Aquarius.
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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Perfect.
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Speaker 2: Okay, So Aquarius, your guys' Shrek character is actually pretty
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Speaker 2: fitting for us, just having Princess Fiona the ogre form,
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Speaker 2: because Aquarius is Princess Fiona in human form.
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Speaker 3: You guys are trapped in a traditional setup.
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Speaker 2: But you secretly are itching to break the rules out
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Speaker 2: in public. You're independent, you're physically trained to handle chaos,
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Speaker 2: and you completely refuse to marry for status or follow
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Speaker 2: a basic script. Thank you.
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Speaker 3: You guys are the best. You're welcome. Shan, have a
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Speaker 3: great day to your show every morning.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thanks for listening. You're welcome.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Have a good day you too. How about Rich the
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Speaker 1: pisces in New York City. Pisces don't travel anywhere.
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Speaker 2: No, it's actually pretty fitting for this Shrek character, Rich,
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Speaker 2: because I'm assuming you've seen a couple of rats out
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Speaker 2: in New York yea I have?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Well, you're the three blind mice, so you fit right
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Speaker 2: in with them. You're enthusiastic, you're a little bit lost
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Speaker 2: in the sauce, and you're completely prone to bumping into
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Speaker 2: things while trying to find the vibe. You're incredibly kind hearted,
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Speaker 2: and you're always offering to help, even when you lack
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Speaker 2: a full grip on reality.
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Speaker 1: I promise you when I bump into people.
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Speaker 3: Here, people bumping me all the time, I'm the only
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Speaker 3: one to say, excuse me, park me. Literally, the three
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Speaker 3: Blind Mice sets you, all right.
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Speaker 1: How about for Leo's Yeah, I'm.
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Speaker 3: A Leo Us. Leo's our Shrek character. We're Lord Farquad.
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Speaker 2: We have a massive ego, total main character complex, and
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Speaker 2: heavily obsessed with keeping the inner circle exclusive and aesthetic.
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Speaker 2: We're passionate about our personal glory, even if it means
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Speaker 2: sending others to do our stuff.
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Speaker 1: Okay, how about Virgos.
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Speaker 3: John Jay, You're gingy.
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Speaker 2: You're the gingerbread man, not the gun drop bites. You're
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Speaker 2: small but absolutely full of bark and bite. You're tougher
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Speaker 2: than anyone expects, and you're incredibly protective of secrets under pressure,
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Speaker 2: but you hide a little slightly crazed perfectionism behind that
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Speaker 2: sweet smile.
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Speaker 1: You got, oh my sweet smile. How about for Libras Kyle.
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Speaker 3: Pus some boots, that's your character?
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Speaker 2: The definition of dramatic charm and strategic styling. You're daring
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Speaker 2: and fearless when the spotlight is on, but you switch
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Speaker 2: to those adorable kitty eyes a second.
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Speaker 3: A distraction or an escape rowe is needed. I mean, boots.
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Speaker 1: Is there anybody that's Lord Farquard? Me? Yeah, you're you
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Speaker 1: were Lord. I wasn't listening.
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Speaker 3: Also, sorry, lots going on.
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Speaker 1: Lots going on behind the scenes. You beat in New
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Speaker 1: York City. Do you guys know what why he was
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Speaker 1: called Lord Farquhard? Do what that means? No, none of
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Speaker 1: you guys know. I read a whole thing. It's a
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Speaker 1: close play on something terrible. What do you mean, like
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Speaker 1: a cuss right like, yeah, yeah, exactly, that's about to
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Speaker 1: say it is that? And get ready to bleep me here?
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Speaker 1: Yeah something wid It's the F word. Wad is what
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Speaker 1: they're trying to say. And they came up with a
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Speaker 1: clever way of saying it, which is again one of
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Speaker 1: those that one of those it's one of those movies
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Speaker 1: that's that we all like that are for kids but
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Speaker 1: over their heads for adults like I love that anyway. No,
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Speaker 1: that's what I was saying. I thought pisces should be
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Speaker 1: that hey, hey, now, all right, all right, that's the Horsecopes.
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