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- 0:01Speaker 1: With the John and Ben podcast thanks to Challenge putting
- 0:04Speaker 1: the service back into service stations.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Mentioned before, there's something to do with Taylor Swift and
- 0:09Speaker 2: the Auckland University while they're running a summer course to
- 0:13Speaker 2: do with Taylor Swift, so you can sign up and
- 0:16Speaker 2: it does. On the surface, you're like, what are they
- 0:19Speaker 2: going to be doing? You know, and this, you know,
- 0:20Speaker 2: this is costing you quite a lot of money if
- 0:22Speaker 2: you know most about cost of nine hundred dollars New Zealand.
- 0:25Speaker 3: What are they going to be doing over summer if
- 0:28Speaker 3: you will, yeah, exactly Are you ready for it?
- 0:31Speaker 2: Well, I can tell you.
- 0:33Speaker 1: So.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 0:34Speaker 4: So you think, oh, well, it's going to be like, oh,
- 0:36Speaker 4: who's she dating?
- 0:36Speaker 2: All things like that, But no, they're actually analyzing, as
- 0:39Speaker 2: you would think with the university, like her success and
- 0:42Speaker 2: how she's gained that success through through marketing lenses and
- 0:45Speaker 2: advertising and all that sort of stuff. So it actually
- 0:47Speaker 2: seems like if you want to look at one of
- 0:49Speaker 2: the most successful people on the planet and how that
- 0:51Speaker 2: she got there, that's what the course is.
- 0:53Speaker 5: Marketing.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, yeah, so looking at all those things,
- 0:55Speaker 2: which will obviously makes it a lot more sense. On
- 0:57Speaker 2: the surface, I looked at the headlighter, I'm like, what
- 1:00Speaker 2: are they doing? But then when you look into it,
- 1:01Speaker 2: you're like, well, yeah, I mean Tyler Swift.
- 1:03Speaker 3: Is probably the master class is staying relevant? How long
- 1:06Speaker 3: has she been doing music eighteen years or something?
- 1:08Speaker 2: Yeah? Probably, and she's still relevant and bigger than ever before.
- 1:11Speaker 2: So yeah, so that's what they're doing.
- 1:13Speaker 6: One of my wildest dreams that I have thought that
- 1:15Speaker 6: would have been a class has that lot?
- 1:18Speaker 5: How long is it going for? Like a fortnight?
- 1:22Speaker 2: Actually a little longer than pot course, but that's yeah,
- 1:26Speaker 2: no need to job out after a fortnight.
- 1:31Speaker 3: It'll be more useful than a philosophy degree. There's a
- 1:34Speaker 3: lot of degrees that people do in the mini degrees.
- 1:37Speaker 3: You're like, what have I just been eight years learning
- 1:39Speaker 3: about anthropology?
- 1:41Speaker 5: You need to calm down.
- 1:45Speaker 2: We're getting out punder our own game.
- 1:48Speaker 3: Now. Being we've got some audio. This was off her
- 1:51Speaker 3: audio and this is just beautiful champagne being boys o case.
- 1:54Speaker 3: We're waiting for a lady to connect us up to
- 1:56Speaker 3: a zoom interview, right, and she's I can tell she's
- 2:00Speaker 3: busy concentrating, and I'm the king of inane, pointless conversation.
- 2:05Speaker 3: But I can tell she's focused on trying to connect
- 2:08Speaker 3: us to the person he's trying to connect to being
- 2:11Speaker 3: tries to spark up some light banter over the zoom. Heavery, listen,
- 2:19Speaker 3: well don't what is it not bloody play?
- 2:23Speaker 7: Yes, we're just waiting.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Awesome, thank you, thank you much. What're about to you?
- 2:29Speaker 8: I'm home?
- 2:31Speaker 4: Is that we're about Australia.
- 2:34Speaker 9: Yes, indeed in Melbourne, so weirdly, just email me.
- 2:39Speaker 3: So that's a sign there, She's like, so weirdy, just
- 2:41Speaker 3: email me. That's a sign for me to go.
- 2:43Speaker 5: Okay, beck of, I'm just a home.
- 2:48Speaker 2: Ye had nice little conversation just checking what's the what's
- 2:55Speaker 2: the weather like in Melbourne today?
- 2:56Speaker 3: Oh jesus, he's coming with what's the weather like? She's
- 2:59Speaker 3: try to connect us the.
- 3:01Speaker 2: Sky like that.
- 3:03Speaker 5: That's pretty happy.
- 3:06Speaker 2: And we got bright Adams. I felt bad because we
- 3:10Speaker 2: were just sitting there, you know, and sometimes yeah.
- 3:13Speaker 6: We were all there though, three of us, and yeah,
- 3:16Speaker 6: I could just tell she was preoccupied.
- 3:18Speaker 4: Give me a little bit, and that was fine.
- 3:20Speaker 2: I got what I thought I was going.
- 3:21Speaker 3: To get because you knew, you know what the wind
- 3:23Speaker 3: was found.
- 3:24Speaker 2: But I just saw only you know away rather than
- 3:26Speaker 2: the awkwardly Yeah, I didn't delve into a forty five
- 3:30Speaker 2: minutes conversation.
- 3:32Speaker 1: The Hits that John wan Ben podcast.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Heading into a big weekend of sport and tell us
- 3:37Speaker 2: all about it from Sky Sport, Taylor Curtis, people.
- 3:42Speaker 3: Call you TC.
- 3:44Speaker 10: Some do you're allowed to?
- 3:46Speaker 11: You can call me.
- 3:47Speaker 3: We're on the TC zone now. Great, lovely to have
- 3:49Speaker 3: you on TZ.
- 3:50Speaker 2: How are you?
- 3:51Speaker 8: I'm good? Thank you?
- 3:52Speaker 11: How are you right?
- 3:53Speaker 2: I think we ended up calling you tzally changed a
- 3:57Speaker 2: big week in the sport coming up on score All
- 4:00Speaker 2: Black's kind of redemption game against South Africa.
- 4:04Speaker 8: Yeah, absolutely, and I'm glad we've changed venues just because
- 4:09Speaker 8: Alice Park is obviously scary in its own right.
- 4:12Speaker 3: But I hear it's tough to win in South Africa.
- 4:14Speaker 3: Has been mentioned. I've never had to win the.
- 4:19Speaker 4: 'sy I haven't won.
- 4:22Speaker 3: How good are they?
- 4:23Speaker 8: Well, like you know, our toughest rivals. Everyone kind of
- 4:27Speaker 8: knows that, but I mean we handed it to them.
- 4:29Speaker 8: You know, we made too many mistakes and I think
- 4:31Speaker 8: the box should be a little bit worried because all
- 4:33Speaker 8: backs are renowned for the massive comeback.
- 4:35Speaker 3: You know, what would you have said at halftime? Okay?
- 4:37Speaker 3: You're coaching the.
- 4:38Speaker 8: Team, I would say, put me on.
- 4:45Speaker 3: You guys are thanking this.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Scott Robinson obviously, you know, new new era under him
- 4:51Speaker 2: as well. And it's always tough to win, you know.
- 4:53Speaker 2: I mean he was such a great coach with the Crusaders.
- 4:54Speaker 2: He's still a great coach. But it just shows how
- 4:56Speaker 2: hard it is to win games when all black tests.
- 4:59Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it's lowing. Also it's coming from players from
- 5:02Speaker 8: all different backgrounds and different teams and they're used to
- 5:04Speaker 8: different ways of playing. But I love that everyone's still,
- 5:08Speaker 8: you know, supporting him. Next year, we're always a little
- 5:11Speaker 8: bit more forgiving.
- 5:12Speaker 2: John. I gave you a nickname before TC, and I
- 5:14Speaker 2: know he's got Raisor Robinson, but I thought his breakdancing,
- 5:16Speaker 2: he could be Raygun Robinson.
- 5:18Speaker 4: You know, like we could have our regun you know exactly.
- 5:22Speaker 8: I mean, put them hit the head.
- 5:24Speaker 2: That's an exhibition match. You're right for the bladderslow Scott
- 5:28Speaker 2: Robinson taking on Reaga breakdancing.
- 5:31Speaker 8: Yeah, exact pre match halftime. You know they can rework another.
- 5:35Speaker 3: I reckon he's the halftime in today.
- 5:39Speaker 4: He's not going to talk to the team, He's going
- 5:40Speaker 4: to come out to a breakdown.
- 5:41Speaker 3: Sorry, guys's got the breakdancing Medley're like, do you have
- 5:43Speaker 3: any notes you want to pass them to the boys?
- 5:47Speaker 2: Bring it on? That's my only note.
- 5:51Speaker 3: Do you think that? I think the All Blaks sort
- 5:53Speaker 3: of feel like the type of organization that would have
- 5:55Speaker 3: the breakdancing and the budget.
- 5:56Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe a World Cup victory. What do you reckon Taylor?
- 5:59Speaker 8: Like?
- 5:59Speaker 2: If he when?
- 6:00Speaker 4: Do we think the Rugby public would allow them to
- 6:03Speaker 4: bust out of break dance?
- 6:05Speaker 8: Maybe if we win this Freedom Cup? You know, don't
- 6:07Speaker 8: want and win this. I feel like surely, like it's
- 6:10Speaker 8: kind of half expected.
- 6:11Speaker 5: Surely he's going to get to a point though where
- 6:13Speaker 5: he can't do it anymore.
- 6:14Speaker 6: Like I'm not trying to aid shape the man, but
- 6:16Speaker 6: like the Caterpillar and stuff like it.
- 6:19Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a lot of effort. Have you tried doing
- 6:20Speaker 8: one before?
- 6:21Speaker 5: No, I know my limits.
- 6:23Speaker 3: Yeah you can put you can put your lower back
- 6:25Speaker 3: out too, exactly.
- 6:27Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:27Speaker 3: No, you obviously you played sport professionally. Have you ever
- 6:31Speaker 3: had the joy of pouring a giant tub of gatorade
- 6:35Speaker 3: or whatever over your coach?
- 6:38Speaker 8: I haven't personally done that. No, I'm like, I think
- 6:41Speaker 8: that comes from people standing on the sideline and finding it,
- 6:44Speaker 8: but I feel like I don't remember it otherwise.
- 6:46Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be my greatest fear as a coach. I'll
- 6:48Speaker 3: be like, oh God, if we win this, I'm going
- 6:49Speaker 3: to get ten leaders.
- 6:51Speaker 2: Of sugary, sticky gatorade, sticky cell phone, cell phone, cell phone,
- 6:56Speaker 2: like if they got this, phone's out of the like that.
- 6:58Speaker 2: But anyway, she saw it before we let you go.
- 7:01Speaker 2: I saw a while ago on social media. I never
- 7:03Speaker 2: brought it up that you obviously twin sister with your
- 7:06Speaker 2: sister Sam, that you guys will sometimes try on clothes
- 7:09Speaker 2: to go to stores for the other person as well.
- 7:12Speaker 4: So you've got a heck around that.
- 7:14Speaker 8: Yeah, no, we do, like so whenever. Yeah, if we
- 7:17Speaker 8: go shopping, would be like, can you try that on
- 7:19Speaker 8: for me? I can't be bothered today, It's like sweet,
- 7:22Speaker 8: Otherwise I couldn't make it. Yeah, when I'm tried on
- 7:24Speaker 8: the dream.
- 7:25Speaker 6: Yea a different one, A spear person that a body double.
- 7:33Speaker 2: Basically yeah, exactly.
- 7:37Speaker 8: Awkward as she just starts you have you.
- 7:40Speaker 3: Ever in the past swapped out for each other?
- 7:43Speaker 8: We did remember at school in primary, like, but then
- 7:46Speaker 8: our friend dabbed us in and we haven't seen her since,
- 7:49Speaker 8: so fair enough, did you kill your friend?
- 7:56Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 7:56Speaker 8: I can't really call me on that.
- 7:59Speaker 3: Thanks so much. Are you going to have a wonderful weekend?
- 8:01Speaker 8: Awesome cheers? Thank you so much, you too.
- 8:04Speaker 1: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Friday flash Back like do something on a Friday, we
- 8:14Speaker 2: look back at some iconic moments from yesteryear. Get to
- 8:16Speaker 2: reflect on something.
- 8:19Speaker 3: You've joined an elite club of the most viral people
- 8:21Speaker 3: in New Zealand. I'm on the list of the most
- 8:23Speaker 3: viral people in New zeal being voiced the most viral
- 8:26Speaker 3: people in newsic.
- 8:27Speaker 2: I don't know if I could be in the quite
- 8:28Speaker 2: the category. I don't think mine was as memorable as
- 8:30Speaker 2: a lot of these we're going to play. But yeah,
- 8:32Speaker 2: I've been doing these silly little videos on Instagram and
- 8:35Speaker 2: TikTok with my daughter's embarrassing them with gen z sayings
- 8:38Speaker 2: that I don't really know what they mean, but it
- 8:40Speaker 2: gets a great reaction out of them going through the
- 8:42Speaker 2: drive through, and I busted out a whole lot. I
- 8:44Speaker 2: think we've got a little bit of audio of some
- 8:46Speaker 2: of the cringey pibty. So I've got off my jet
- 8:49Speaker 2: so to come up to rise chicken please irl that
- 8:54Speaker 2: sounds sigma just one check, I'm thirsty. So yeah, so
- 8:58Speaker 2: my daughter's in the backseat just slowly dying.
- 9:01Speaker 3: Yeah, so what's is the person on the other end
- 9:03Speaker 3: of the speaker slowly dying as well?
- 9:04Speaker 2: Yeah, sort of It's an awkward moment when you sort
- 9:06Speaker 2: of pull up and you have to sort of talk
- 9:08Speaker 2: to them afterwards. I'm like, hey, sorry about that. I
- 9:10Speaker 2: was just filming for the thing, you know. Yeah. So yeah,
- 9:15Speaker 2: they're like okay, because very patient. They've found them very patient. Yeah,
- 9:19Speaker 2: they sort of let you get through that like what's
- 9:20Speaker 2: the cdiot doing and then to get to the end
- 9:22Speaker 2: of it. So that's kind of that one particular videos
- 9:25Speaker 2: did we went kind of crazy. I think I just
- 9:26Speaker 2: looked for sixty eight million or something.
- 9:28Speaker 5: On Instagram, but I didn't try the AI drive through.
- 9:31Speaker 2: Oh yes, if that were what they Yeah, so it's gone,
- 9:35Speaker 2: that's five million on TikTok or something.
- 9:36Speaker 4: So it's just crazy.
- 9:37Speaker 2: I've never had that sort of like what's like, wow,
- 9:39Speaker 2: every time we look at it, like more people were
- 9:42Speaker 2: commeding on.
- 9:42Speaker 3: It, insane but still having to get up at three
- 9:44Speaker 3: o'clock in the morning.
- 9:45Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, why we should have pictured my friends couldn't
- 9:50Speaker 2: get me hit around that. Sure, shout, I'm like, can
- 9:53Speaker 2: and shout, but I don't think I got money out
- 9:56Speaker 2: of that.
- 9:57Speaker 3: But you're doing the elite ranks of many of the
- 9:59Speaker 3: finest New Zealand US who have gathered traction online, including
- 10:03Speaker 3: this gentleman from your hometown of Marterton. Now it was
- 10:06Speaker 3: pouring down a Marsterden rain everywhere and the roads were flooded.
- 10:10Speaker 3: In particular, the gutters on his road were flooded. And
- 10:14Speaker 3: what he found in the gutters.
- 10:16Speaker 1: And raining and Marsden storm streets flooded.
- 10:19Speaker 2: I'll see some buzzy.
- 10:21Speaker 5: Do you ever have you ever had this in your chair?
- 10:24Speaker 2: Your mother eels.
- 10:28Speaker 3: Heels on the.
- 10:32Speaker 2: Yeah, so there was just the eels like a live
- 10:35Speaker 2: swimming just there.
- 10:36Speaker 3: I would love the news to just be real people,
- 10:39Speaker 3: we're cross live now to Mike and Marsten.
- 10:42Speaker 2: What's what's the report?
- 10:43Speaker 3: Bo buzzy? You know that would be the news that we're.
- 10:46Speaker 2: All maybe be would watch the So what's gonna say
- 10:52Speaker 2: he's dropped, he's a wild ride.
- 10:55Speaker 5: He's got too many more texts to that.
- 10:57Speaker 3: To be honest, I think Mike would be the one
- 11:00Speaker 3: and done on the live uh. And then there was
- 11:04Speaker 3: a bomb scare and I think tahoo a few years ago.
- 11:08Speaker 2: Now.
- 11:08Speaker 3: The police obviously comes to the neighborhood. They're like, everyone,
- 11:10Speaker 3: get out, you know, we're going to get the bomb
- 11:12Speaker 3: squad here. We're going to clear up for river On safety.
- 11:14Speaker 3: And they kept they caught this guy as he's walking
- 11:16Speaker 3: out of his out of his house. Tell me, tell
- 11:18Speaker 3: me what happened tonight.
- 11:20Speaker 7: I was just sitting at home having some thoughts and
- 11:23Speaker 7: then the police come up, knocked on my door, told
- 11:26Speaker 7: me that I have to evacuate just because they reckon
- 11:28Speaker 7: it's a bomb. Threw it around the police and I
- 11:30Speaker 7: just tripped down and I was like, oh shit, but
- 11:33Speaker 7: it looks pretty serious. The heaps of cops in there
- 11:36Speaker 7: freakingly bringing the bomb squad and pretty trippy stuff.
- 11:39Speaker 2: Now that was, you know, that was on the actual
- 11:41Speaker 2: news again, a really honest report. Maybe too honest. You know,
- 11:47Speaker 2: it's the title when he plays that cord and yeah,
- 11:50Speaker 2: you don't get.
- 11:51Speaker 3: A more key we twenty seconds than that one.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:54Speaker 3: And then finally this went viral. I think over ten
- 11:57Speaker 3: million views. Actually this was from a reality.
- 12:00Speaker 2: Oh you're the voice over and I forgot I even
- 12:02Speaker 2: voiced the racer for this show.
- 12:04Speaker 3: I didn't even realize it came from this, but this
- 12:06Speaker 3: was the gume on guy a driver should be worrying
- 12:10Speaker 3: about his court dates?
- 12:13Speaker 2: Nick Nick week.
- 12:16Speaker 3: Next week. And then they took off like wild fire.
- 12:21Speaker 5: I was come on.
- 12:24Speaker 2: For a while.
- 12:25Speaker 3: Yea, where do we live? Where do we live?
- 12:29Speaker 2: It still happens though, doesn't it. You know, very demure,
- 12:32Speaker 2: very mindful people saying at the moment. People just love
- 12:34Speaker 2: saying a saying for a little bit.
- 12:35Speaker 3: Then you come on, tell you please see Simon was
- 12:39Speaker 3: a great source of for a while there. We were
- 12:41Speaker 3: well catered for cop shows. Will we road cops? Please
- 12:43Speaker 3: see seven track of cops, stripper cops. We had them
- 12:46Speaker 3: all cover and they just disappeared from our lives.
- 12:48Speaker 7: Al right.
- 12:49Speaker 4: So it was a very iconic time in New Zealand.
- 12:51Speaker 2: That was Today's Friday flashback next week And I want
- 12:53Speaker 2: to test if you were better than Eliza McCartney. I'm
- 12:57Speaker 2: not one thing I reckon you might have beaten there
- 12:59Speaker 2: in one thing. I'm going to pay a little bit
- 13:01Speaker 2: of audio for your next It is the hats.
- 13:03Speaker 1: The hats that jonaan Ben podcast.
- 13:05Speaker 2: Doing a podcast with my daughter seen Her at the
- 13:07Speaker 2: Moment just came out last week. It's called When I
- 13:10Speaker 2: Grow Up, talking to an amazing females about their life,
- 13:12Speaker 2: trying to inspire the next generation. It's been really rewarding actually,
- 13:15Speaker 2: And was.
- 13:16Speaker 3: It inspired the old generation? Have you been inspired?
- 13:19Speaker 2: Getting a lot out of it? To be honest and
- 13:20Speaker 2: get everyone. We talked to him like, oh that's cool.
- 13:22Speaker 2: How they do that? So last week Jaz Thornton was
- 13:24Speaker 2: the first guest. Today a new episode drops with Eliza McCartney,
- 13:28Speaker 2: who Olympic champion, you know, amazing, amazing person. Ups and
- 13:32Speaker 2: downs pun intended to pole evolving through life.
- 13:35Speaker 12: I imagined there would be in a sport like that
- 13:37Speaker 12: because you in ups and downs forew too, because you
- 13:39Speaker 12: have to try and organize all these people to come
- 13:41Speaker 12: into the executive producer of the show and the biological
- 13:44Speaker 12: producer of the Yeah, and are you getting credit for
- 13:48Speaker 12: booking these people?
- 13:48Speaker 3: Like it's not easy to get these people are lining schedules?
- 13:51Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, you're right.
- 13:53Speaker 2: I do appreciate every producer that we've ever had, more
- 13:56Speaker 2: than you were going.
- 13:58Speaker 5: To say now.
- 14:00Speaker 2: Now, yeah, exactly appreciate them. Now lives mccartner. Get it
- 14:03Speaker 2: when wherever you get your podcasts. iHeartRadio where at school.
- 14:06Speaker 2: When I grow up, you can listen to it now
- 14:08Speaker 2: great to listen to with your kids and parents and
- 14:10Speaker 2: the kids. But Eliza McCartney, one of the things I
- 14:13Speaker 2: was about her, She just tried, as a lot of
- 14:15Speaker 2: kids do. Tried so many different sports as a young kid.
- 14:18Speaker 2: And this was the list of sports that we found.
- 14:21Speaker 13: You grew up in New Zealand, right Auckland, and you
- 14:24Speaker 13: played a lot of sports. Okay, I've got a big list. Yeah,
- 14:28Speaker 13: sports you played, Yes, snapball, cross country, basketball, tar, rugby, squash, tennis, swimming,
- 14:35Speaker 13: water polo, then into track and field and pole voting.
- 14:39Speaker 5: That's a very busy schedule.
- 14:40Speaker 3: It is a bit.
- 14:41Speaker 9: Yes, I mean, as you can tell, I was an
- 14:43Speaker 9: active kid. Yes, I loved any sport anything that kind
- 14:46Speaker 9: of came across my path was that you want to
- 14:49Speaker 9: give it a go. And so that's why I just
- 14:51Speaker 9: ended up playing all sorts of things, which I think
- 14:53Speaker 9: is really important as a kid, right because if you
- 14:55Speaker 9: just kind of narrow down into one sport really young,
- 14:58Speaker 9: you don't get to skills and all sorts of things.
- 15:01Speaker 9: It's kind of a bit intense. If you do well,
- 15:04Speaker 9: you know that that variety is really good for skill development,
- 15:07Speaker 9: for social development, and then just also getting to know
- 15:09Speaker 9: what you're good at. I mean, I started pulvot as
- 15:11Speaker 9: a last sport basically out of that whole list that
- 15:13Speaker 9: I did.
- 15:14Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty crazy that she went along with the mate
- 15:16Speaker 2: who was going, I'm going to try this, and oh, yeah,
- 15:18Speaker 2: I'll try that, and then six years later she's winning
- 15:21Speaker 2: a bronze medal at the Olympics. Now the Eliza McCartney
- 15:23Speaker 2: of this show, that's all I wanted to test because
- 15:26Speaker 2: there was quite a big last there from Eliza Beglass.
- 15:28Speaker 2: But every time we talk about sports and John A
- 15:31Speaker 2: yourbatch for this, Meghan's like, oh yeah, I played that.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Why did that?
- 15:36Speaker 5: Exactly what Eliza said, trying a whole bunch of things.
- 15:38Speaker 6: Great, I haven't nailed one and ended up to the
- 15:40Speaker 6: Olympics though, talking professional talking.
- 15:42Speaker 2: Yeah, eventually you must have landed on broadcasting. But as
- 15:45Speaker 2: far as sports goes, what sports have you played?
- 15:48Speaker 5: Not as many as her, really, I don't think so.
- 15:52Speaker 6: Softball, netball, roller derby, rowing, volleyball, water polo and kitesurfing,
- 15:59Speaker 6: which I dabbled in.
- 16:00Speaker 3: Think you're on the same as here. She's about yeah
- 16:02Speaker 3: really really well, did you say kite surfing? Yeah? So
- 16:07Speaker 3: every time we talked to think.
- 16:11Speaker 6: Because I need actually made it to the water, because
- 16:13Speaker 6: you have to learn to fly the kite first, and
- 16:16Speaker 6: you've done.
- 16:17Speaker 5: I bought the kite and I trained with.
- 16:22Speaker 11: Is that?
- 16:22Speaker 5: No, there's so like and float floats you in the ear.
- 16:26Speaker 5: And as soon as I got dragged down a hell,
- 16:28Speaker 5: I was like, this isn't for me.
- 16:30Speaker 3: Just because you bought a kite and got dragged down
- 16:32Speaker 3: a hill doesn't mean you've done.
- 16:33Speaker 6: The actual kite surfing clip, but you didn't need the
- 16:36Speaker 6: surfing buttah.
- 16:38Speaker 2: It's like yeah, saying I bought a surfboard, but.
- 16:42Speaker 3: You flew a kite.
- 16:45Speaker 2: And gave up.
- 16:46Speaker 3: Where is the k oh?
- 16:48Speaker 8: No?
- 16:48Speaker 5: I sold it because it blowed me down the hill.
- 16:51Speaker 5: Did want to end up in the traffic?
- 16:54Speaker 2: Seven o'clock in about ten minutes time, we're going to
- 16:56Speaker 2: put someone to the test. We gave him a challenge
- 16:58Speaker 2: to listen to our show for the entire week and
- 17:01Speaker 2: if they can answer all five questions correctly, they'll win
- 17:04Speaker 2: one thousand dollars And you could be challenging someone next
- 17:07Speaker 2: next week to win exactly the same thanks to Dilmo.
- 17:09Speaker 2: That's in ten on the Hats.
- 17:11Speaker 1: The Hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
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- 17:35Speaker 2: could win along. Last year with Base Taylor and she
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- 17:42Speaker 2: can talk out and about out, you know when you're
- 17:44Speaker 2: not on set in court by watching the game, but
- 17:46Speaker 2: in between you've got to be quiet. And she's like,
- 17:47Speaker 2: I can't, I don't think I can do this.
- 17:49Speaker 10: How long?
- 17:50Speaker 1: Oh?
- 17:51Speaker 2: You know when they're playing their point and then afterwards
- 17:52Speaker 2: you can talk.
- 17:53Speaker 3: What did you have to say? It was so important?
- 17:55Speaker 1: Exactly?
- 17:56Speaker 2: There was pockets of times. So it's like us on
- 17:58Speaker 2: the show, we talk after the songs. That's such a
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- 18:03Speaker 2: dot co that inteed.
- 18:05Speaker 3: Courses fuffle in the neighborhood.
- 18:08Speaker 2: To make each other in the neighborhood. Yeah, you know,
- 18:10Speaker 2: I don't know why we did this, but we're on.
- 18:12Speaker 2: We're in our family walk last weekend.
- 18:14Speaker 6: I know, I guess what you did. You said you're
- 18:16Speaker 6: being nosy in your neighborhood at the weekend. Did you
- 18:18Speaker 6: go to an open home?
- 18:19Speaker 2: Yeah? We did.
- 18:20Speaker 3: Yeah, we love doing that.
- 18:21Speaker 6: We're not even in the market for any details. They
- 18:26Speaker 6: call you afterwards and you're like, I was just being.
- 18:28Speaker 2: I always give my wife's number of that too. It's yeah,
- 18:33Speaker 2: I've got a number, and she's like, he's going to
- 18:35Speaker 2: say my number and I do. We were, I don't
- 18:41Speaker 2: know why, we were going on a family walk and
- 18:43Speaker 2: then we went past and there was like these new
- 18:45Speaker 2: little sort of like little apartment things and we're like, oh,
- 18:48Speaker 2: go have a look in there. I don't know why,
- 18:49Speaker 2: but we decided that.
- 18:51Speaker 5: Yeah, human, you always drive past the start of a
- 18:54Speaker 5: house and you're like, oh, on, what's in there?
- 18:55Speaker 4: So yeah, we had the dog.
- 18:56Speaker 2: I sort of tied the dog out the front and
- 18:58Speaker 2: I was like, okay, we're going to go inside the
- 18:59Speaker 2: care Like I was like, do you want to come inside,
- 19:01Speaker 2: and they're like, yeah, we'll come inside. I said, all right,
- 19:03Speaker 2: well we've got beast behavior. And it's not our house.
- 19:05Speaker 2: House we're on snoop. Yeah, yeah, it's a brad you house.
- 19:08Speaker 2: We're going to go through. And you know, they went inside.
- 19:10Speaker 2: They sort of run up the stairs and all sorts
- 19:12Speaker 2: of stuff. You're like, oh, geez, what are they going
- 19:13Speaker 2: to do? But you know, I go out there and
- 19:15Speaker 2: they're like to try to turn on the shower. I'm
- 19:16Speaker 2: my guys, guys fine, they're actually really got in the house.
- 19:20Speaker 2: But then they're like, can we go outside? And I
- 19:22Speaker 2: thought outside mean going back with the dock. But what
- 19:24Speaker 2: they've done is they've gone around the corner and there
- 19:26Speaker 2: was a little astro turf outside area, and we came
- 19:29Speaker 2: around to look outside and just hearing a big loud crash.
- 19:34Speaker 3: And you're like, I know, you know when you're yeah,
- 19:37Speaker 3: you're like, your body's your mind's trying to tell you no, no,
- 19:40Speaker 3: it's not then, but your gut nos. Yeah.
- 19:42Speaker 4: One of them decided to do a handstand.
- 19:44Speaker 2: The other one was holding up the handstand lost the
- 19:47Speaker 2: other one's legs smacked into the ear. That was tears
- 19:49Speaker 2: because the foot winds of the ear, and then some
- 19:52Speaker 2: pop plants got knocked on them. Unfortunately, nothing broke a
- 19:55Speaker 2: little bit of dirt that we cleaned up. But you're
- 19:57Speaker 2: just like guys.
- 20:00Speaker 5: We've gone out the front foot bar down the hand, especially.
- 20:03Speaker 3: In the place you feel guilty about being inside anyway.
- 20:06Speaker 2: Yeah, to pretend the guy came out, it's fine, fine,
- 20:08Speaker 2: And then I so how long you'll be looking for?
- 20:11Speaker 2: And then I start going into a whole life.
- 20:12Speaker 3: Here's my wife's number, the best.
- 20:14Speaker 4: Story about the whole day.
- 20:15Speaker 2: We'll be looking for a little bit. This is so
- 20:17Speaker 2: should be great just because I felt bad about the
- 20:20Speaker 2: pop plarts, so my wife will be dealing with the
- 20:23Speaker 2: fallout of phone calls.
- 20:26Speaker 3: Handstands can go either really well, you know they are
- 20:28Speaker 3: a very fifty fifty split. Ou't the handstand the adult handstand?
- 20:32Speaker 3: Everyone's got a friend in the group who can do
- 20:34Speaker 3: a handstand.
- 20:35Speaker 6: Have you tried a handstand or a cart well as
- 20:37Speaker 6: an adult? We're going to do that right now, So
- 20:39Speaker 6: much on your hands.
- 20:41Speaker 3: We're going to do something different next. But next all
- 20:42Speaker 3: three of us are going to try handstands. We're going
- 20:45Speaker 3: to film it and see who's the best. Handstand.
- 20:46Speaker 5: I don't think try one of us is going to
- 20:49Speaker 5: end up with an A C C for all right.
- 20:51Speaker 2: The next we'll see how we go with a handstands
- 20:55Speaker 2: after post belone, we'll do it during the.
- 20:58Speaker 1: Song Friday the Hits that John wan Ben podcast.
- 21:03Speaker 2: Yeah, we just for some reason decided to have a
- 21:05Speaker 2: handstand competition in the studio. You can see it on
- 21:07Speaker 2: the Hits Breakfast on Instagram. Had old hands tad all
- 21:10Speaker 2: three of us to say, just hadn't done a handstand
- 21:13Speaker 2: in a long time. Man it Difney showed.
- 21:14Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this was Megan kind of kind of got
- 21:18Speaker 3: off the ground a bit with the legs.
- 21:21Speaker 2: Yeah, that was not prime conditions.
- 21:24Speaker 3: Bean Boys almost almost had an accident where he could
- 21:26Speaker 3: have performed in the parilm but next year. Yeah, a
- 21:37Speaker 3: man who landed straight on us here.
- 21:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like the NRL. I'll be off for
- 21:41Speaker 2: like about six weeks and made someone do what some long.
- 21:44Speaker 3: Lasting ct on that one. Yeah, it's on the Hits
- 21:47Speaker 3: break for social media. But first of all, the Heads
- 21:50Speaker 3: and Tilma do try it.
- 21:52Speaker 2: We're giving you the challenge at the moment to get
- 21:55Speaker 2: someone to listen to our show for an entire week
- 21:57Speaker 2: and then we'll ask some some questions on Friday to
- 22:00Speaker 2: prove that they've been listening, and if they get them
- 22:02Speaker 2: all correct, you will split one thousand dollars with them,
- 22:06Speaker 2: which is incredible. So you can register right now. The
- 22:08Speaker 2: hat stock codd inded we want you to do. Try
- 22:10Speaker 2: it like Del Marty and you get a Del Marti
- 22:11Speaker 2: price pack.
- 22:12Speaker 3: And the lady you nominated her mother this week, Nadia
- 22:14Speaker 3: Gibbs Gibbo, how are you?
- 22:17Speaker 8: Thank you?
- 22:18Speaker 3: Jeez, we've gone from you know, just thinking back to Monday,
- 22:21Speaker 3: no nicknames, no comraderie, no.
- 22:25Speaker 2: Far worth coming away now, dear friend Gibbo, now you
- 22:30Speaker 2: are nominated your mum to listen to our show and
- 22:33Speaker 2: the hits this week. How do you think it's gone.
- 22:35Speaker 10: I think it's gone pretty well. Every time I sort
- 22:38Speaker 10: of wake up in the morning, she says, Oh, yeah,
- 22:40Speaker 10: I listened to the show this morning, and I mean
- 22:42Speaker 10: I think it's going well.
- 22:44Speaker 3: She's taken the job very seriously. Had radios everywhere. She
- 22:49Speaker 3: wasn't anywhere without a radio in all parts of the household.
- 22:52Speaker 10: Yeah, yep, absolutely, yep. She's got one at sort of
- 22:56Speaker 10: all the different corners of the house.
- 22:57Speaker 14: Just in case she's out by the chad she's got one.
- 23:00Speaker 10: She's yes. If we're downe by, she's giving up early.
- 23:06Speaker 3: She's going to need a good old Dilm Caperti and
- 23:10Speaker 3: a lie down at the end of this.
- 23:12Speaker 14: Yeah, she's fine.
- 23:14Speaker 2: Okay, Well, now's the moment of truth. If you could
- 23:16Speaker 2: put her on the phone and we're going to ask
- 23:18Speaker 2: you a couple of questions about things that happened this week.
- 23:21Speaker 2: If she gets the more correct, you guys get to
- 23:22Speaker 2: split one thousand dollars and a deal mar Te price back.
- 23:26Speaker 14: Sure, we drink all much.
- 23:27Speaker 3: It's just you know either well, Marianne, welcome to judgment.
- 23:39Speaker 2: Now you've written the questions this week. I feel like
- 23:42Speaker 2: you've done a great job of reading them of writing them. Sorry,
- 23:45Speaker 2: so yeah, you should read them out.
- 23:46Speaker 3: Okay. He doesn't need a ghost writing for his question.
- 23:48Speaker 4: And I feel like, who am I to come over
- 23:50Speaker 4: and go take these off?
- 23:51Speaker 5: You know, so I can't ask the question John, I
- 23:56Speaker 5: was excited about the music you found, all right? Question
- 23:59Speaker 5: number one? Ben got a new what on his leg?
- 24:03Speaker 10: And knew what knew what on leg?
- 24:07Speaker 5: What day was there Tuesday?
- 24:09Speaker 1: You know what?
- 24:10Speaker 8: Tuesday?
- 24:12Speaker 9: Yes?
- 24:13Speaker 3: Right, well done?
- 24:14Speaker 2: It was an embarrassing tantor that my daughter's got me
- 24:16Speaker 2: to get so of gen z words like skippity and
- 24:19Speaker 2: sigma that will be around forever. Said you regret that,
- 24:28Speaker 2: We'll give you two points with that one.
- 24:30Speaker 4: He retort, all right, you got three water go good luck?
- 24:33Speaker 6: Which nineties rocket was less than in priests with the
- 24:35Speaker 6: certificate we made them this week.
- 24:39Speaker 4: We won him over eventually.
- 24:40Speaker 3: Right.
- 24:40Speaker 4: Adam was at the start. I think he thought we
- 24:42Speaker 4: were taking the mickey.
- 24:43Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 24:43Speaker 10: I heard that, and I thought to me, he doesn't
- 24:45Speaker 10: say much.
- 24:46Speaker 1: That guy.
- 24:48Speaker 3: A boss called it excruciating to listen to it.
- 24:51Speaker 4: We got we got there. He's like, you're on a round.
- 24:53Speaker 2: That's good, much like we're hoping to win year round
- 24:55Speaker 2: this week. Next question, what ended up in my mum's house?
- 24:58Speaker 5: What animal?
- 25:00Speaker 11: A frog?
- 25:01Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 25:02Speaker 2: It was a frog.
- 25:03Speaker 3: Yes, one more question, Marianne, you've got the one thousand
- 25:07Speaker 3: dollars the pressure good luck.
- 25:12Speaker 5: What caused John O to have a fall this week?
- 25:16Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 25:17Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I was listening to what caused him to
- 25:20Speaker 11: have the fall? He was in the shell.
- 25:22Speaker 10: He's trying to put his trousers.
- 25:27Speaker 5: Well except pants, trousers.
- 25:29Speaker 3: Double legged, double legged, My trousers down the one socket
- 25:32Speaker 3: the Marianne four.
- 25:33Speaker 2: We had a four.
- 25:35Speaker 14: Hey, hey, you're fun there, but I've never fallen over.
- 25:39Speaker 3: Marian And then as well, maybe it's maybe it's an
- 25:42Speaker 3: old person thing.
- 25:42Speaker 2: For you, Maria.
- 25:44Speaker 3: Yeah, yo, you're getting him. I think to blame who's
- 25:47Speaker 3: on the stroke.
- 25:50Speaker 2: You guys are awesome. Thank you so much for being
- 25:52Speaker 2: great sports this week. And one thousand dollars is coming
- 25:54Speaker 2: your way in a Del Martie Price pat because you,
- 25:57Speaker 2: like they say, do try it, and you tried the show.
- 25:59Speaker 4: So thank you very much.
- 26:00Speaker 10: Thanks, I can throw my way now you're going to register.
- 26:04Speaker 2: Right now that has start coding intre. The next week
- 26:07Speaker 2: someone else will be put to the test of trying
- 26:09Speaker 2: the radio show.
- 26:10Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's you've done on that year. You did
- 26:12Speaker 3: a great job that Hey. Coming up next to Megan,
- 26:15Speaker 3: someone who a famous person who had the same name
- 26:17Speaker 3: as another famous person and now they want to go
- 26:20Speaker 3: back to their original name.
- 26:21Speaker 2: Be a little confusing.
- 26:22Speaker 4: I see why they change it at the first.
- 26:23Speaker 5: Place, but now it's the same as another famous actor.
- 26:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I still feel like it's gonna be really confusing.
- 26:27Speaker 2: But to who the actor is next? And three minutes
- 26:30Speaker 2: on the hats.
- 26:31Speaker 1: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
- 26:33Speaker 3: Brians during the week game. The certificate didn't we for
- 26:36Speaker 3: one in the best song ever? And he wasn't overly
- 26:39Speaker 3: thrilled with certificate. But I think we're going it was
- 26:40Speaker 3: a like we say, draft copy pilot episode of the Certificates.
- 26:45Speaker 3: So we're going to go regroup, make a better certificate
- 26:47Speaker 3: for when he lands next year, meet him at the airport.
- 26:49Speaker 4: Oh, we should do go to the airport. No, give
- 26:51Speaker 4: us a certificate.
- 26:52Speaker 2: We're good frame it.
- 26:53Speaker 3: Yeah, why don't we go novelty sized check giant Brian.
- 26:58Speaker 3: We've got a bit of certificate with this. He was
- 27:00Speaker 3: more concerned about the photo that he wasn't smiling in
- 27:03Speaker 3: the phoe exactly.
- 27:04Speaker 2: And now you're just saying before a celebrity has changed
- 27:06Speaker 2: the Well changed the name many years ago because they
- 27:08Speaker 2: had the same name as another celebrity.
- 27:10Speaker 5: This is a celebrity. You'll know Michael Keaton.
- 27:13Speaker 3: I know Michael Keaton.
- 27:14Speaker 5: He's a man.
- 27:16Speaker 2: And bettle Juice knew he was the original Beetlejuice. There's
- 27:18Speaker 2: a new Beetlejuice movie in cinemas right now.
- 27:21Speaker 6: Yeah, and so he's doing the brounds at the moment,
- 27:23Speaker 6: and he has seid that he would quite like to
- 27:26Speaker 6: from now on be known in movies by his actual name.
- 27:30Speaker 5: Which is Michael Douglas.
- 27:32Speaker 4: Now, whoa, who whoa, whoa, there's already another Michael.
- 27:36Speaker 6: Well, yeah, so here lies the problem. I think he
- 27:39Speaker 6: wants to use his middle name, Michael John Douglas, so
- 27:42Speaker 6: that he can be well.
- 27:45Speaker 5: But also the movie companies are going to be like,
- 27:47Speaker 5: Michael John Douglas stars and you're gonna.
- 27:49Speaker 4: Be like, who Yeah, you've kind of already built the brand.
- 27:52Speaker 2: Now can we get to gen Z Produces to come
- 27:56Speaker 2: on and at the moment, because we just mentioned before
- 27:59Speaker 2: that he's going the same name as Michael Douglas, they
- 28:01Speaker 2: producer Grace producer Liam joining us. Now as I walked
- 28:04Speaker 2: through out after we've just been chatting about, they were
- 28:06Speaker 2: frantically googling who is Michael Douglas.
- 28:10Speaker 5: No idea, no idea.
- 28:12Speaker 2: He can change his name as much as he.
- 28:15Speaker 5: I think I know who he is.
- 28:16Speaker 2: So I was like, we so look at movies that
- 28:18Speaker 2: Michael Douglas had been in Grace and then you went,
- 28:20Speaker 2: oh he was an ant man you'd seen yes.
- 28:23Speaker 4: Recent movie and was he's married to Catherine's Zeta Jones.
- 28:26Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing, You.
- 28:31Speaker 3: Don't remember the nineteen ninety seven film Wall Street.
- 28:36Speaker 2: Past life for that Yeah, years before Race Against was
- 28:39Speaker 2: a big movie. But I guess again, but before your.
- 28:41Speaker 5: Time nineteen ninety two, Yeah, before your time.
- 28:44Speaker 3: Don't blame you, don't blame it. And Michael Douglas, it
- 28:46Speaker 3: sounds like the run of the Little Chartered Accountant, doesn't it?
- 28:48Speaker 3: The name.
- 28:49Speaker 5: I just showed them pictures of Catherine Zena Jones and
- 28:51Speaker 5: they still don't.
- 28:52Speaker 3: Know old lady.
- 28:59Speaker 2: He was looking Catherine is looking at you?
- 29:04Speaker 5: Who do I throw this pin.
- 29:07Speaker 1: Of you?
- 29:11Speaker 3: We want to find the most famous non famous person
- 29:15Speaker 3: listening right now. Have you got an identical famous name,
- 29:17Speaker 3: because it'd become the bane of your existence image?
- 29:20Speaker 2: And then we'll find out a producer Grace and producer
- 29:22Speaker 2: lib know who the famous vest was.
- 29:25Speaker 4: You've got the same name as all right?
- 29:27Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 29:27Speaker 4: And that four four eighth cf I. Now we've got
- 29:29Speaker 4: some help, eatza the giveaway.
- 29:30Speaker 2: Do you have a name the same as a celebrity
- 29:33Speaker 2: or do you know someone who's got the same name
- 29:35Speaker 2: as a celebrity? Love to hear from you know Andrew
- 29:37Speaker 2: the hats it's Mark Ambo Belong Together, seven thirty.
- 29:41Speaker 1: The Hats That jonaan Ben podcast.
- 29:43Speaker 2: And now we're talking about the actor Michael Keaton. He
- 29:46Speaker 2: was a batman. He's in the new Beetle Juice movie,
- 29:50Speaker 2: was the original Beetle Juice, but just found out his
- 29:52Speaker 2: original actual birth name is Michael Douglas.
- 29:55Speaker 5: And he wants to go back to Michael Douglas. The
- 29:57Speaker 5: trouble is it's already taken, and Michael Douglas was here first.
- 30:00Speaker 2: But then I guess I was just thinking, you know,
- 30:02Speaker 2: there's that Michael Jordan basketballer, Michael B. Jordan, the actor.
- 30:05Speaker 2: I guess there probably why he put the bee in
- 30:09Speaker 2: his name, you know, just so.
- 30:11Speaker 5: That wed I've never connected that they have the same
- 30:13Speaker 5: name because of the bee.
- 30:15Speaker 3: Think Michael Jordan, it's the bee. Did a good job
- 30:17Speaker 3: of separating this. Yeah, Katie Peerry, she's Katie Hudson, isn't
- 30:20Speaker 3: she birth name? So she didn't want to be known
- 30:22Speaker 3: as Kate Hudson because there's already a Kate Hudson.
- 30:24Speaker 2: I think David Williams changed his name because there was
- 30:27Speaker 2: an actor or someone back back in the day who's
- 30:30Speaker 2: I'm probably not quite as famous now as David Williams
- 30:33Speaker 2: is like a David Williams I think was his name,
- 30:36Speaker 2: and so he just went with an unusual pronunciation.
- 30:39Speaker 3: Has a type always thrown. Yeah, So we want to
- 30:44Speaker 3: get the most famous non famous person listening to the show.
- 30:46Speaker 3: Have you got a famous name? Do you know anyone
- 30:48Speaker 3: with a famous name. We've got hell pizza up for grabs.
- 30:51Speaker 3: It's a competition. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
- 30:54Speaker 3: The stuff we're coming through so far pretty Do you
- 30:57Speaker 3: know who Bennie King has been? Someone called Bennie King
- 31:01Speaker 3: on the text.
- 31:02Speaker 5: Machine singer Did you know Benny King? Only because they
- 31:07Speaker 5: explained it?
- 31:08Speaker 3: But it's a very famous.
- 31:09Speaker 4: Song, stand by Me ben E King? Yeah, yeah, that's right, Yeah,
- 31:13Speaker 4: stand by me the song.
- 31:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that one.
- 31:15Speaker 3: Yeah, the iconic song. There's someone called Beni King, so
- 31:18Speaker 3: they are Bennie. So that's that's one bit of research required.
- 31:26Speaker 2: For that one.
- 31:26Speaker 5: I used to work with a Michael Bolton, but everyone
- 31:30Speaker 5: new do not reference it. I really hated it. Everyone
- 31:33Speaker 5: was like, Mima Watchman, don't say anything.
- 31:35Speaker 3: Really, that's the first thing. Yeah, loves the world. What's
- 31:45Speaker 3: your name? Sorry, Jenny, Jenny from the block. Hears who
- 31:51Speaker 3: ever got on the phone here, Jenny.
- 31:56Speaker 2: Jenny, So you haven't got the famous name. Do you
- 31:59Speaker 2: know someone that's got a famous name? Yeah?
- 32:02Speaker 10: Yeah, Michael Douglas.
- 32:04Speaker 2: Oh you know Michael Douglasglas.
- 32:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:07Speaker 5: Does he like the reference to any Catherine Zea Jones jokes.
- 32:13Speaker 14: We've never done it.
- 32:15Speaker 3: Oh really, you've never mentioned the fact that he's got
- 32:17Speaker 3: the same name as Michael Douglas. No, it's not never
- 32:21Speaker 3: come up in conversation.
- 32:24Speaker 2: That is, well, you would have thought if you. So,
- 32:27Speaker 2: you're aware of Michael Douglas the actor, and you never
- 32:29Speaker 2: went went okay.
- 32:30Speaker 3: Let's respect. That's respect. Respect to the friendship. Now this
- 32:34Speaker 3: is the first time you've even brought it up, but
- 32:35Speaker 3: it's on the radio topic.
- 32:37Speaker 10: Yeah, no one knows who I am.
- 32:41Speaker 3: Well to us. Yeah, and we'll remember this day forever. Ginny,
- 32:45Speaker 3: thank you so much for your call.
- 32:46Speaker 4: Hook you out with some hell pizza, Ginny, We appreciate
- 32:48Speaker 4: you call.
- 32:51Speaker 16: Michael dumps up, Michael Bolton, producers bat thumbs, downtick.
- 33:04Speaker 3: Google google him, Okay, sing the pants off your Michael Bolton.
- 33:09Speaker 3: Would Who do we have on the phone here? It's
- 33:13Speaker 3: Vicky Uh are.
- 33:15Speaker 5: You Victoria Beckon?
- 33:16Speaker 10: Yeah, I've got friends. My husband's name is David, and
- 33:20Speaker 10: we've got friends that call us Becks.
- 33:22Speaker 1: And.
- 33:24Speaker 4: That's kind of victory.
- 33:26Speaker 2: Is the famous connection you've got?
- 33:28Speaker 10: Well, no, I was going to say, I've got a
- 33:30Speaker 10: friend called Rachel Green as well.
- 33:32Speaker 11: So that's friend.
- 33:36Speaker 2: That was Rachel's character of friends. Please put a thumbs
- 33:38Speaker 2: up if you know what friends is. To our producers, Yeah, yeah, middling,
- 33:43Speaker 2: sort of yes, half thumbs up.
- 33:45Speaker 10: Look, I've watched it so many times.
- 33:47Speaker 3: There we go, David and Becks. That's a great, wonderful couple.
- 33:50Speaker 3: Famous name. Does it get your three meals discounts at
- 33:52Speaker 3: the coffee club or anything?
- 33:54Speaker 2: No, nothing like that, unfortunately, Right to book tables.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Next the johnaan Ben podcast.
- 34:02Speaker 3: You know, in the show, you record just random bits
- 34:04Speaker 3: of audio all the time, and you look through your
- 34:07Speaker 3: voice memo recorder on your phone. I don't think many
- 34:09Speaker 3: other people would use the voice memo really.
- 34:11Speaker 2: No, not too many of them.
- 34:13Speaker 3: Imagine they always pulling out the phone recorded and stuff,
- 34:16Speaker 3: aren't we sign of a desperate radio host? And I
- 34:18Speaker 3: was just flicking through and I completely forgot. Earlier in
- 34:20Speaker 3: the week I recorded something on my phone. Now we
- 34:23Speaker 3: flew to chriss chitch. Now, traditionally the airline industry has
- 34:27Speaker 3: trained their pilots not to open their mouth when they're
- 34:30Speaker 3: talking and offering instructions over the PA system. You know
- 34:34Speaker 3: nine times girl's.
- 34:41Speaker 2: And you don't you kind of no idea. You get
- 34:43Speaker 2: little bits of information. You're like.
- 34:45Speaker 5: Also, with the development of technology, won't the speakers better.
- 34:48Speaker 5: It's always like.
- 34:50Speaker 3: It's either ear bleedingly loud or mouse quiet. Yeah, there's
- 34:54Speaker 3: no one between. But I think for the first time
- 34:56Speaker 3: an airline history, we had a clear, concise pilot offering
- 35:02Speaker 3: a message. Have a listen to this nice one at
- 35:06Speaker 3: the moment one hundred eighty Colorado when pushing us down crash.
- 35:11Speaker 3: It clear they were there for just reasonably brisk.
- 35:15Speaker 2: Suddenly personality too, with.
- 35:20Speaker 3: Not too loud, just a little bit of skaping, but
- 35:23Speaker 3: there is some thundershower. Very good. Yeah, that's very good.
- 35:25Speaker 2: That's what you want. So clear. I'll tell you what
- 35:27Speaker 2: once I had. We flew into Wellington and you know,
- 35:30Speaker 2: Wellington's can be quite quite a heart airport to land in.
- 35:33Speaker 2: But you know, whether it was like the pilot left
- 35:36Speaker 2: the mic on because he did a whoa, they're big fellow,
- 35:39Speaker 2: as he landed.
- 35:43Speaker 5: Was there anything around it?
- 35:45Speaker 2: A little bit? It could be a bit of a
- 35:46Speaker 2: bumpy you know. He sort of gave us an update,
- 35:48Speaker 2: and then I got a whoa big fellow.
- 35:51Speaker 5: I've always wondered.
- 35:52Speaker 6: When they're doing the you know, the talking bit, what
- 35:55Speaker 6: happens if they hit two bulance during that and.
- 35:57Speaker 2: They'd be like.
- 36:00Speaker 3: To think they tend the microphone off and they're like.
- 36:04Speaker 15: We'll be.
- 36:07Speaker 5: Please remain calm.
- 36:08Speaker 2: But I'm quite like that. You know, maybe you could
- 36:09Speaker 2: have like a comment, you know, you could listen to
- 36:11Speaker 2: their commentary, like an audio sort of option your.
- 36:15Speaker 5: Thanks, because if anything's like kind.
- 36:18Speaker 4: Of not wrong, Well they're talking about oh they're talking
- 36:19Speaker 4: about this.
- 36:21Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, chicken officier, you're going over to the
- 36:24Speaker 3: mundane conversation.
- 36:26Speaker 2: You coming up after eight o'clock my mom actually huge news.
- 36:30Speaker 2: Oh this is a huge mum news. Now what turned
- 36:32Speaker 2: up in my mum's house? Very unbelievable, Like she's been
- 36:35Speaker 2: living up north ten to fifteen years and has never
- 36:38Speaker 2: encountered one of these.
- 36:39Speaker 5: I've never encountered one of these.
- 36:41Speaker 3: Usually it's me at his mum's house.
- 36:43Speaker 4: This time more frightening than John up my mum's house.
- 36:47Speaker 2: What is it?
- 36:47Speaker 4: We'll find out soon on.
- 36:48Speaker 1: That the hats that johonaan Ben podcast.
- 36:51Speaker 2: It's just on the podcast Call Her Daddy, a huge
- 36:53Speaker 2: podcast talking about how a year away from her relationship
- 36:56Speaker 2: with the Lando blowm really helped the relationship in the
- 36:59Speaker 2: long run.
- 37:00Speaker 5: To couple's therapy and all kinds of things.
- 37:02Speaker 2: This thing for their relationship was having that year apart
- 37:04Speaker 2: and then realizing all the things that they loved about it.
- 37:06Speaker 3: What did they break up?
- 37:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I broke up for a year when but twenty seventeen.
- 37:10Speaker 3: I think didn't tell us about it.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Probably you're probably doing other stuff in your life. You
- 37:14Speaker 2: mentioned before there was someone getting some flak online and
- 37:17Speaker 2: you're actually behind the person.
- 37:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 37:19Speaker 6: So this woman has revealed that she left her first
- 37:22Speaker 6: date before the meal even came out.
- 37:24Speaker 5: It was very early on in the date.
- 37:26Speaker 6: And the reason she left it would be interesting to
- 37:29Speaker 6: ask you about this, John, is because the guy took
- 37:32Speaker 6: out his VISI line at the table.
- 37:35Speaker 3: Yeah, that's mean, Oh god, I got him basil line.
- 37:38Speaker 3: I'll pull it out and every time you take it out,
- 37:39Speaker 3: it comes out with about half a dozen strings of saliva.
- 37:42Speaker 3: That's it.
- 37:43Speaker 6: So he pulled it out and she was like the saliva,
- 37:46Speaker 6: the string of saliva that he pulled out with it.
- 37:48Speaker 6: She was like, I excuse myself, went to the bathroom,
- 37:50Speaker 6: then caught an over and left.
- 37:52Speaker 2: Listen.
- 37:52Speaker 3: I don't blame her. Nothing is sexier than watching someone
- 37:55Speaker 3: pull in visiline or any mouthguard from their mouth. Your cant.
- 37:58Speaker 5: There is no a good way to do it.
- 38:00Speaker 2: It's no.
- 38:02Speaker 4: But if you did at the table too, that's probably
- 38:04Speaker 4: something that you go.
- 38:05Speaker 3: You know, I give very self conscious about it doing
- 38:07Speaker 3: sometimes if I'm a public place, so I just put
- 38:10Speaker 3: my jersey over it and everyone say, what's he doing?
- 38:12Speaker 5: What you're doing?
- 38:13Speaker 3: Halfing glue? What's going on there?
- 38:15Speaker 6: But yeah, because my husband's got a visit line, he
- 38:18Speaker 6: instead of doing the saliva trail, he does something which
- 38:22Speaker 6: I can't decide if it's worse or not.
- 38:24Speaker 5: He pulls it out and sloops it.
- 38:28Speaker 1: Out.
- 38:29Speaker 6: I'm like, okay, there's no there's no saliva trail, but
- 38:32Speaker 6: it's the slooping sound. It's like if we're on a
- 38:34Speaker 6: first date, mate, I don't think we'd make it further.
- 38:36Speaker 2: You look like an old man in your nineties when
- 38:38Speaker 2: you're doing it exactly. It's not good but you know
- 38:43Speaker 2: they are if you don't know what they are there
- 38:44Speaker 2: invisible some mouthguards they kind of act like braces and
- 38:47Speaker 2: sort of you know, bolly your teeth into place.
- 38:49Speaker 5: Have you pulled about? There's no way they're not going
- 38:51Speaker 5: to have saliva on them.
- 38:52Speaker 1: I get it.
- 38:52Speaker 2: You're not doing it at the table on the first
- 38:55Speaker 2: If you're doing that on the table at the first day, like,
- 38:57Speaker 2: how disorganized are you?
- 38:58Speaker 4: You knew you would going to a at least like
- 39:01Speaker 4: take him off on the way in exactly.
- 39:04Speaker 1: I get.
- 39:05Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe he was like, well, this is me, this
- 39:07Speaker 3: is me. Ten years into the relationship, you may as
- 39:10Speaker 3: well you want to get to none because you don't
- 39:11Speaker 3: want to slowly over time realize, oh, this guy's an
- 39:13Speaker 3: absolute slot. Do you want to know that they're a
- 39:15Speaker 3: slob from the get go?
- 39:16Speaker 5: No, you're always save you're crazy till later.
- 39:20Speaker 3: I don't blame her for walking out on that. What's
- 39:22Speaker 3: an ultimate red flare for you? Like an ultimate if
- 39:24Speaker 3: someone had a bad trait, You're like, I could never
- 39:27Speaker 3: spend my days with this person doing that to.
- 39:30Speaker 6: People, like clicking your fingers at a table. Excuse me,
- 39:34Speaker 6: you know, just the arrogance of that.
- 39:36Speaker 3: Really gets results though as anyone as any of the help.
- 39:41Speaker 3: I like to call him the help too. I know
- 39:44Speaker 3: the help never not come when you click your they come.
- 39:47Speaker 5: With a scowl on their face.
- 39:49Speaker 2: Next, my Mum, I'll showed you this photo. This is
- 39:51Speaker 2: incredible mum news.
- 39:53Speaker 1: Next the Hats that Jona wan Ben podcast We.
- 39:56Speaker 2: Wanted to Know one hundred the Hats or four four
- 39:58Speaker 2: eight seven Mum News the best mum news on the
- 40:01Speaker 2: week that's just been Yeah, so you could be a
- 40:03Speaker 2: mum yourself, or this could be news about your mother.
- 40:06Speaker 2: Your mom had a frog in her house a couple
- 40:08Speaker 2: of days ago, Megan.
- 40:09Speaker 5: I don't know how they haven't. She was chasing a
- 40:10Speaker 5: frog out of the house. She sent pictures.
- 40:12Speaker 2: Well, my mom also had something in her house. Pretty
- 40:14Speaker 2: unbelievable actually, and she joins us right now, my mum, Jenny, Hello,
- 40:18Speaker 2: hello Mom. Yes, hey, feel like we should be calling
- 40:21Speaker 2: from the news or something because big news.
- 40:24Speaker 4: What ended up in your house? It was a kiwi bird?
- 40:27Speaker 10: I know, how can you believe it? We've been here
- 40:30Speaker 10: ten years and I've never even seen one.
- 40:34Speaker 4: I don't think anyone's ever seen a kiwi ever.
- 40:37Speaker 3: I think you found the first ever Kiwi.
- 40:38Speaker 15: Yeah, I believe.
- 40:39Speaker 2: So what just to give the description. John's obviously here,
- 40:42Speaker 2: Meghan as well, But to give a description. You've got
- 40:45Speaker 2: like a little cabin downstairs, you know, we live outside,
- 40:48Speaker 2: and it went through.
- 40:49Speaker 10: The cat door, a cat we went through a cat
- 40:52Speaker 10: fat door thing whatever you call it. And it came
- 40:54Speaker 10: into the into the back room area and it woke
- 40:59Speaker 10: up the la that see her and she what for
- 41:02Speaker 10: what's going on? And he was its evidently by the
- 41:06Speaker 10: side of it, a teenager. So it was either hungry
- 41:09Speaker 10: or it was on an adventure, well a vapor ramraad
- 41:13Speaker 10: or something.
- 41:16Speaker 3: So, because it was as fossicking around the bathroom, Yeah.
- 41:20Speaker 10: Checking out seeing of anything I think to eat because
- 41:22Speaker 10: of you know, maybe no, I don't know.
- 41:25Speaker 1: You tell me.
- 41:26Speaker 10: I'm I'm confused, and I'm actually excited.
- 41:28Speaker 3: Yeah. And the big, the big question, Jenny, what did
- 41:31Speaker 3: it taste like?
- 41:34Speaker 4: No one's doing that.
- 41:36Speaker 10: I sticked to fruit?
- 41:38Speaker 3: Did you so? Did you have to esquirt it out
- 41:40Speaker 3: of the house or yes?
- 41:42Speaker 10: Sure it out? Yes, that was gently sent on its
- 41:46Speaker 10: merry way.
- 41:46Speaker 2: That's pretty incredible because I know up you know, up
- 41:49Speaker 2: north where where you live around Russell, they have signs
- 41:51Speaker 2: saying you protect the key and keep and I'm like,
- 41:53Speaker 2: who's singing?
- 41:54Speaker 4: Who's said a key?
- 41:55Speaker 2: We here up there?
- 41:57Speaker 10: I know, just I'm so excited, so I'm on the
- 42:00Speaker 10: watch for more.
- 42:03Speaker 4: It's probably one and one who came.
- 42:06Speaker 3: I don't think that's going to happen twice in a.
- 42:08Speaker 4: Lifetime, exactly.
- 42:11Speaker 3: Is the most interesting thing that's ever wandered into your house?
- 42:13Speaker 2: Jinny?
- 42:15Speaker 10: Can I pass on that.
- 42:18Speaker 2: Ageat all?
- 42:18Speaker 4: You get to say, yes, it is makes one of
- 42:23Speaker 4: the things have been wandered into.
- 42:24Speaker 10: Your house certainly got the longest speak.
- 42:26Speaker 4: I think, I don't know where we go with this,
- 42:30Speaker 4: but I do. We want to pass on whatever's conversation.
- 42:34Speaker 3: Thank you. Great mum news, Great mum news.
- 42:39Speaker 10: Oh yeah, very exciting.
- 42:41Speaker 1: Yes, the Hits that johnaan Ben podcast, Who's having the
- 42:46Speaker 1: Best Weekends?
- 42:47Speaker 2: Love doing this every weekend as we head into the
- 42:50Speaker 2: weekends with Hailey from the North kind of from the South.
- 42:53Speaker 2: They both were both worked for the Hats and we
- 42:55Speaker 2: find out which islands having the best weekend?
- 42:56Speaker 3: Now, love me to have you both on this morning.
- 42:58Speaker 3: How are you?
- 42:59Speaker 10: You're good?
- 43:02Speaker 11: Yes?
- 43:02Speaker 3: Now, behind the scenes there's been a mixed up with communications.
- 43:06Speaker 3: I'll take this on the I'll take the head on
- 43:08Speaker 3: the chip on the church chin. We do take a
- 43:11Speaker 3: head on the chair, take this on the chin. No
- 43:14Speaker 3: one told you that we're doing the best weekend today
- 43:16Speaker 3: YouTube a.
- 43:19Speaker 10: Nobody.
- 43:20Speaker 14: But I've also been on my lying on my guess Trob.
- 43:26Speaker 14: I haven't been a cross but you were now and
- 43:30Speaker 14: I'm feeling confident that I can beat Connor.
- 43:33Speaker 3: I like, I like how' Connor's like, I'm ready at
- 43:35Speaker 3: all times. Put me on coach and Hale, I'm lying
- 43:37Speaker 3: here did with Can we give.
- 43:39Speaker 4: You one to help you out?
- 43:40Speaker 3: Haley?
- 43:40Speaker 2: Because we're just reading before about in the North Island
- 43:43Speaker 2: this weekend and New Plumouth the Red Hot Chili Preppers,
- 43:46Speaker 2: the world's best Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band, are
- 43:49Speaker 2: playing a New Pllymouth this weekend.
- 43:51Speaker 14: What funny you say that that was my vin?
- 43:54Speaker 3: Now come on, I know you did with Gastro. Now
- 43:58Speaker 3: we steal your venge.
- 43:59Speaker 2: I was trying to help you out because I thought
- 44:00Speaker 2: you didn't have time, so sure I shouldn't let you
- 44:02Speaker 2: go first.
- 44:03Speaker 14: I actually didn't have anything, so that's great.
- 44:07Speaker 5: Do you have any more details on that gig?
- 44:09Speaker 3: Yeah? Sixty nine dollars for tickets any songs as well,
- 44:13Speaker 3: the Chili People songs.
- 44:14Speaker 5: The logo is exactly the same.
- 44:16Speaker 2: He looks like it's his purpose mate typho. It looks incredible.
- 44:22Speaker 3: Yeah, so Haley, that'll be your submission for what's happening
- 44:24Speaker 3: in the North. It is.
- 44:26Speaker 14: And also I think we've got the Fringe festival happening
- 44:29Speaker 14: in Auckland. Help me out here, guys, I already.
- 44:32Speaker 2: Try to help you out.
- 44:35Speaker 3: The French festival happening in Auckland too. Let's live from
- 44:40Speaker 3: a bit of guesstro now we have profected it him. Yeah.
- 44:44Speaker 3: Now Connor who was ready ready to crack. He's ready
- 44:47Speaker 3: for a best weekend competition any day of the week,
- 44:49Speaker 3: even when it's not the weekend. What's happening in the
- 44:51Speaker 3: South Connor?
- 44:52Speaker 15: Okay? Or starting last night was this Illuminate Festive, which
- 44:57Speaker 15: is the largest sound and lighting festival in New Zealand
- 45:02Speaker 15: and the Botanic Gardens.
- 45:03Speaker 11: I went along last night. It is awesome. All these
- 45:06Speaker 11: displays light, you can walk through, interact with. It makes
- 45:10Speaker 11: sound as a massive space man is a dragon that
- 45:12Speaker 11: breathes fire. It is awesome. And then what you do right,
- 45:15Speaker 11: so you got to illuminate and then you walk home
- 45:17Speaker 11: by a rollickin gelato to our very own the Hits
- 45:21Speaker 11: gelato flavor. We've made Small House ab toasted marshmallows, sea
- 45:26Speaker 11: stole caramel with beech stickies rolled in there as well.
- 45:29Speaker 2: Oh I know, I like the red hot Chili preppers pun,
- 45:32Speaker 2: but I also like small House av that's good too.
- 45:35Speaker 3: You're playing into this, Honny Heart. Yeah, and you love
- 45:38Speaker 3: botanical gardens too, You're right, huge fan and botanical garden
- 45:44Speaker 3: factory in gastro Puns, Botanical gardens.
- 45:49Speaker 14: Universe that Nang and Auckland.
- 45:52Speaker 2: Now we've moved on. You can't just google things while
- 45:56Speaker 2: Connor's talking, want to had.
- 46:00Speaker 5: More time and he just picked something he went to
- 46:03Speaker 5: last time, below the belt personally. And then I mean,
- 46:09Speaker 5: I love lights and gelado, but like, oh so.
- 46:12Speaker 4: You say, okay, what you want to say that, Haley, I.
- 46:15Speaker 5: Want to say.
- 46:17Speaker 14: Getting ice cream as an all the time.
- 46:24Speaker 11: I woke a little bit of a cough this morning.
- 46:26Speaker 3: I woke up with a bit of a cough, Haley.
- 46:29Speaker 3: At least Guestro is an event.
- 46:34Speaker 14: And it's still going on in my house.
- 46:36Speaker 4: Jess, all right, we need to give.
- 46:37Speaker 2: It to Haley. What you went through you guys have
- 46:40Speaker 2: a wonderful week Well, why do you have a wonderful weekend? Holly,
- 46:43Speaker 2: You're not going to have much of a weekend. I
- 46:45Speaker 2: feel gear bitter.
- 46:48Speaker 1: Sorry.
- 46:48Speaker 3: I'll email you next week and tell you we're doing it.
- 46:50Speaker 2: Okay, so good.
- 46:52Speaker 3: I appreciate it.
- 46:53Speaker 1: This week The Hits That John Wan Ben Podcast