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223: Sister Wives Recap - For Everything There Is a Season (S19 E20) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one
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  Speaker 1: of your hosts, Delia, and I'm here with my real
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  Speaker 1: tight homegirl and my daughter lit Batress. We're also here
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  Speaker 1: with Sunshine. Yeah, she's sitting down this senior great Dane.
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  Speaker 1: She turned ten years old just a month and a
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  Speaker 2: She's a senior status.
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  Speaker 1: She likes to hang out with us. So if you
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  Speaker 1: see a little dog down there, that's what's going on. Yeah. Now,
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  Speaker 1: we are here to recap the latest episode of Sister Wives.
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  Speaker 1: We're in season nineteen and I think episode twenty uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and if we're doing a hiatus, I guess we're
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  Speaker 1: going straight into a hiatus, sister one. We've got to
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Now, before we get into this wiggity whack recap, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there are a couple of items of interest that we
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  Speaker 1: need to discuss. Yes, first and foremost, it was announced
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  Speaker 1: in the last week that your girl and my girl,
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  Speaker 1: Christine Brown wooly mm hmm is going to be publishing
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  Speaker 1: hey book.
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  Speaker 2: I know, and so it's available for pre order now,
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  Speaker 2: but it's not going to be available for purchase like
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  Speaker 2: actual until September. So I'm like, why are you announcing
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  Speaker 2: it right now? Though?
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  Speaker 1: Because I think the publisher is trying to gauge interest, oh,
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  Speaker 1: to see how many books they're going to print, and
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  Speaker 1: just to sort of take our temperature and trust me
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  Speaker 1: trust unbelieve our temperature is high. I know I'm gonna say,
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  Speaker 1: did you did you pre order it? No? Heck no,
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  Speaker 1: oh I'm going to pre order it. I should have
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  Speaker 1: done it already, do it right now? Want to support this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm wondering what our girl Mary Brown is thinking over
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  Speaker 1: there in paiwuan Utah with all her Disney friends, because
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  Speaker 1: we thought she was going to be the one I
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  Speaker 1: am to write the book about worthying up right, But
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  Speaker 1: Christine is getting in there.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if Mary's like, damn bitch, got to it first.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But also Mary has been saying, I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to write a book because my book's not finished.
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  Speaker 1: Yea, my story's not finished. Well, if you snooze, you
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  Speaker 1: lose for real. So Christine made a post on her
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  Speaker 1: Instagram recently in which she talked about what the book's
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  Speaker 1: going to be, like, do you have that? Can you
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  Speaker 1: read that?
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  Speaker 2: I do you? She says, I have a book about
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  Speaker 2: my life coming, so you can pre order it to
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  Speaker 2: that use the site listed at the bottom end of lincolniconments.
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  Speaker 2: It is gritty and honest as I tell my story
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  Speaker 2: living polygamy as a child to my marriage and family life.
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  Speaker 2: It shows my heartache with leaving religion and my marriage
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  Speaker 2: to finally meeting David Woolley. I'm so excited. Partnered with
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  Speaker 2: Kelly's blah blah blah blah blah, and that's it. I
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  Speaker 2: think she does like an interview or something. She did
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  Speaker 2: not write it though herself. She had like a ghostwriter,
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  Speaker 2: which is typical. But if she's saying she's going to
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  Speaker 2: be honest and.
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  Speaker 1: Gritty, that's what I want to hear. Because when I
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  Speaker 1: hear gritty, I hear receipts, yeah, timelines, Yeah, all the
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  Speaker 1: details please, And I'm hoping that's what she's going to do.
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  Speaker 1: Tell us the truth.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Christina, out of all of them, you know,
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  Speaker 2: is more. I don't want to say more. Honest because she's,
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  Speaker 2: you know, kind of the same part as everybody else,
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  Speaker 2: but she's a little bit more I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know, like ye, yes, so she's more willing to.
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  Speaker 2: Talk some shit and be honest. So I'm really hoping
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  Speaker 2: hoping she talks her marriage with Cody. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I hope that the majority of it is not about
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  Speaker 2: like how she met David, because yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about that, Like, just drag Cody and Robin,
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  Speaker 1: tell the truth, bring out the schedules, bring out all
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  Speaker 1: of the details, and open the books. Now, there has
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  Speaker 1: been like a question around what she can actually divulge
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  Speaker 1: because it is presumed that all of the cast members
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  Speaker 1: on Sister Wives are probably under some sort of NDA.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure, of course none of us are, but
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  Speaker 1: like what the language of those NDAs might be, whether
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  Speaker 1: that just kind of pertains to what they're currently filming,
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  Speaker 1: or whether she can go into the archives and talk
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  Speaker 1: about stuff that's happened on the show or not, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I certainly hope so, because honestly, the only
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  Speaker 1: folks buying your book are buying it because we want
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  Speaker 1: Sister Wives, gossip, sister Wives tea, Yes, Sister Wives behind
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  Speaker 1: the scenes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Like we want more of this shit. TLC's not giving
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  Speaker 2: us any of it.
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  Speaker 1: Sukiyana on the top, Oh, you've got to hold me Backiaa.
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, why do you hate us, Tito C?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you hate us? Puddle Mikey for real? They
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  Speaker 1: hate us, they really do. Oh god, it's ridiculous. Like
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  Speaker 1: just my spirit left my body a little bit. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just said, ah shit, like we all knew.
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  Speaker 2: But at the same time, it's like to see her
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  Speaker 2: face again, It's like.
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  Speaker 1: Why does she want to come back? She gets dragged
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  Speaker 1: in her comments every time on IG like people do
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  Speaker 1: not like her. They have made it more than known.
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  Speaker 1: And here she is coming back to interview these people
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  Speaker 1: and they're still not all sitting in a room. No,
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  Speaker 1: they're all being interviewed separately. They don't know what the
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  Speaker 1: other person is saying. Nobody can call out anybody else
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  Speaker 1: for their bullshit. Oh my god, TLC. It drives me
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  Speaker 1: crazy too. But I will be watching it, yep.
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  Speaker 2: And you're gonna pre order that book, yes I am.
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  Speaker 2: And you're gonna read it for both of us.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and you will like go over it on
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  Speaker 1: page I think great, chapter by chapter with our monocles. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I think we should have a book.
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  Speaker 2: We should do it.
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  Speaker 1: We still have to read their first book. I know
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  Speaker 1: we should do that. We should. Let's talk about that more. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: at a later time. All right, So there is another
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  Speaker 1: item that you wanted to get off your chest.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I've been hearing rumblings on the reddits and the
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  Speaker 2: instagrams and everything that apparently in every other country besides
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  Speaker 2: the US for some reason, like Australia and the UK
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  Speaker 2: and all that, they get extra scenes, they get extended
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  Speaker 2: episodes of Sister Wives. Yep. And this week in particular,
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  Speaker 2: they got an extra little tidbit that I'm kind of
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  Speaker 2: pissed off we didn't get in the States, which is
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  Speaker 2: about the family money. Janelle apparently says that Cody's been
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  Speaker 2: taking or no, he closed the actual family account without
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  Speaker 2: Janelle knowing, and she didn't know why he closed it
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  Speaker 2: and know where the money went or anything. And that
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  Speaker 2: was talked about in Australia and the UK.
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  Speaker 1: Why here, I don't understand under what theory do you
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  Speaker 1: think that it's okay that you would keep that information
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  Speaker 1: from your most ardent and faithful fans in the United States. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to keep it away from the U
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  Speaker 1: gain from Australia, but you should be serving that to
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  Speaker 1: us first, right, So we gotta find out on the reddit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm offended, me too, deeply offended in my butt.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, that's such bullshit. It is truly trifling and bullshitty.
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  Speaker 2: And about something as Germaine and Jessy as the fucking coins,
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  Speaker 2: the family money. You're gonna hide that from us?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, could there be some sort of a legal
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  Speaker 1: situation that maybe they're trying to protect Cody from, Like
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  Speaker 1: if it comes out in the States where Janelle's calling
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  Speaker 1: out the fact that he closed the account and took
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  Speaker 1: all the money, ran with all the money, Like, would
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  Speaker 1: that have some sort of an effect on a current
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  Speaker 1: legal situation? So maybe Product is doing Cody and Robin
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  Speaker 1: a solid by like not releasing that in the States.
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  Speaker 1: I I just can't. I just it makes me apple plucked, budge,
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  Speaker 1: It makes me so fucking unhappy, Like, make it makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense. Make it makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: It literally doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 1: It's bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: So I just had to get off that and get
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  Speaker 2: that off my chest.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, now that I'm so angry, and I've got whiskey,
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  Speaker 1: which makes me crazy dry. January's over. It is over.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, honey. We went to we went to
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  Speaker 1: the total wine Hood, and I'm like, what do I want?
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  Speaker 1: Do I want in margarita? Give me one garita?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Do I want some old fashions? Do I want some
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  Speaker 1: lemon cello or something fancy?
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  Speaker 2: So?
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  Speaker 1: I got it all?
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  Speaker 2: Did you?
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  Speaker 1: I got it all? Kenny? I got it all.
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  Speaker 2: Have y'all just been partying all weekend with Yes, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Great, Yes we have. And so I am in vibing tonight.
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  Speaker 1: And so if I get a little loud and a
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  Speaker 1: little crazy, that's what I mean. What did you expect?
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  Speaker 1: That's who I am. All right, let's get into this
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  Speaker 1: episode again. Se nineteen episode if you can believe it,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty, the first eighteen of which was all Christine.
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  Speaker 1: But we won't go there. We've already done that, entitled.
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  Speaker 2: Everything There is a season. Yeah, Okay, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what that means, but that's from I want to say
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  Speaker 2: Proverbs or Ecclesiastes, and they're basically for everything.
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  Speaker 1: There is a season. Happiness, joy, crying, anger, everything's got
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  Speaker 1: its own season. I don't understand because so I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what season we're in now, because when Janelle's going
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  Speaker 1: to North Carolina, it's snowing, and I know that she
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  Speaker 1: moved to North Carolina, I think in January. And then
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  Speaker 1: when we've got Robin and Cody and Aurora in that
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: terrible scene, it's Easter, yeah, because we see the Easter decorations,
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  Speaker 1: which we will talk about when we get there. So
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where we are.
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  Speaker 2: Girl, I don't either. In the timeline you're piecing all
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  Speaker 2: this shit together. And that's why I'm wondering with this
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  Speaker 2: mid season hiatus. TLC, by the way, on their Instagram page,
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  Speaker 2: said we have half the season left.
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  Speaker 1: But I la la, la la. I cannot believe that
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  Speaker 1: twenty episodes.
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  Speaker 2: Believe it would be insane. That would be literally insane. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it'd be a whole nother season. And again, think about
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  Speaker 2: how rich these people would be. No, I know that
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: they're getting paid twenty five to forty thousand dollars each
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  Speaker 2: per episode.
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  Speaker 1: And you've got like thirty episodes. That's wild.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and that's what I was wondering, Like, is it
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  Speaker 2: the season that they've already had in the can, like
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  Speaker 2: they were already filming.
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  Speaker 1: Is it that?
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  Speaker 2: Are we going to see some of that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, because I think we're going to come
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: back from our hiatus and I think we're probably pretty
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: promptly going to get into the Garrison thing. I feel
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: like we have to. I saw somewhere on Reddit someone
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: was saying that there was going to be twenty eight episodes.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: I know you saw, James from my take on Reality
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: who We Love We Do Love say something about twenty
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  Speaker 1: six episodes. I don't know that anybody really knows. But
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  Speaker 1: all we know is it's not over yet. Bit it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Over yet, and we don't even know when it's going
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  Speaker 2: to come back.
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  Speaker 1: No in the spring? Yeah, okay what that mean? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So we start this episode the mid season finale, we
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  Speaker 2: have three things going on. We have Janelle move into
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  Speaker 2: North Carolina with Christine and David. We have Aurora crying
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  Speaker 2: about her baptism, Oh my god. And then we have
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  Speaker 2: Mary at the BnB throwing some little get together whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to talk about those before we get
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  Speaker 2: to the meat of the episode, which is now moving or.
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  Speaker 1: Don't want to start with Janel, I'm going to let
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  Speaker 1: you lead us. I trust you be a truth.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the most boring part for me was Mary going
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  Speaker 2: with her B and B. Yeah, which was fine. Like
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  Speaker 2: she's throwing some like goodbye party or whatever for her cook,
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  Speaker 2: retiring a.
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  Speaker 1: Woman we've never met, we are not invested in. She
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  Speaker 1: seems to be inebriated. She seems to have a lifestyle
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  Speaker 1: of intoxication or mess. Oh is this strange woman walking
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  Speaker 1: into your B and B that we're having a party
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  Speaker 1: for Mary? I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: I've never met her, but apparently she's an amazing cook
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  Speaker 2: and that's what made the BMB so great apparently. And
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  Speaker 2: now Mary's taken this as like a sign, like, well
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  Speaker 2: what do I do with the B and B? Because
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: she says something weird. She says the BMB was never
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  Speaker 2: her dream, and I'm like, what do you mean. Didn't
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  Speaker 2: you want to buy it? Didn't you say that when
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  Speaker 2: you bought the B and B back then?
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  Speaker 1: This is my dream to own a B and B.
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  Speaker 1: I think her dream was to reclaim the home of
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  Speaker 1: her ancestors. I don't ever remember the spirit of it
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  Speaker 1: being about running a business out of the place. I
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: think she was trying to somehow make some money while
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: also getting the house back into her family, Like it
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: was a good way to generate some income, because you know,
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: she's the Capricorn on Ditch. True, she's always trying to
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  Speaker 1: have some business going or whatever. But I think that
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: was what she wanted. And I don't think she's going
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  Speaker 1: to give it up. I don't know what she's going
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  Speaker 1: to do with it. I don't think she wants to
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  Speaker 1: live there. I know I wouldn't want to live there
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  Speaker 1: with the ghost.
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  Speaker 2: Talked about it well, but it was interesting because she's
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  Speaker 2: talking about this, It's like, well, maybe this is the
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  Speaker 2: sign that I need to like close the BMB for now.
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  Speaker 2: And I was looking on her Instagram. She closed that
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  Speaker 2: in August of twenty twenty four, So I'm like, are
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: we in August now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a twenty twenty Well, last week when they were
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  Speaker 1: chopping wood up on Coyote Pass and doing their marshmallows,
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: it was the end of summer twenty twenty four, I
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  Speaker 1: do believe. So we're jumping all around all the time.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: I literally hate the TLC producers for doing this because
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: I can't keep anything straight.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And then we have the baptism thing with Aurora and Cody.
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  Speaker 1: And well, we should talk about Mary wanting to date though,
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: because she does drop a little bit of tea and
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: she says that she's been on some dates. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's had to friend zone some guys. There's been a
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: couple of them who like really want something with her
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  Speaker 1: because she's so desirable, but she's like, don't ever reach me,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: don't ever reach out to me again. And I'm wondering
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  Speaker 1: if this is how she's going to just gloss over
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  Speaker 1: amos oh, not even show yes, because she knows that
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  Speaker 1: we know, yeah that there was that I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: two months when you were hard launching this guy, putting
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  Speaker 1: him in front of us, and so this is I
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  Speaker 1: think all she's gonna say about him.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I mean I don't know how I feel
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  Speaker 2: about that, because I would love to know more about
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  Speaker 2: her dating life. I would love to actually see this
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  Speaker 2: guy in action. I know he was a clout goblin
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  Speaker 2: and stuff, but I just wanted to like see something
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  Speaker 2: other than an Instagram photo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you know.
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  Speaker 2: But then just Mary's again dropping breadcrumbs like yeah, I'm dating,
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  Speaker 2: like nothing serious, like I'm on the up, but like
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: you know, it's whatever.
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  Speaker 1: It's like. I mean, if this is being filmed in
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  Speaker 1: August of twenty twenty four, then Amos is already long gone.
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  Speaker 1: Amus I think was at the top of it was
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty three, twenty twenty four or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: So he's already gone and we're not going to see
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: any of the footage of that. And here again, it
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  Speaker 1: just feels like to me that these castmates have a
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: lot of power over production. Yeah, because a competent product
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  Speaker 1: house would understand that the fans want to see Mary dating,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: like with her girlish laughter and just so in love,
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  Speaker 1: Like we want to see that with Mary. And I
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: have a feeling that cameras were up and they were
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: probably filming, but we're not going to see it because
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: it didn't work out, and so we're going to protect
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Mary and it just it's so annoying to me. It
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: is very, very annoying.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: They really are acting like they're the producers of the show.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: It's like, no, uh uh tlc is and they should
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: be giving us all the trash. They should be airing
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: all your dirty laundry.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: That's what you signed up for. Yeah, they should be
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: humiliating you all, that's why we're here.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of humiliation, though, Aurora, I feel bad for her. Listen, Okay,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: the angles that they gave this poor girl on this show.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about her face?
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: House, I'm just like, it's the beautiful eyes. She's a
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: beautiful girl. But I'm just like, why are we fake
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: crying like your mom about your baptism?
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I feel like that was real crying. I feel like
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: she's very much a cry baby or something. I feel
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: like she's overly a motive. I think she's emotionally dysregulated.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like she has been entrained by her mother
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: to communicate in this way, and I don't think it's
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: going to serve her in her life. I feel badly
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: for Aurora. Like the idea that this twenty two to
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: twenty three year old woman would feel the need to
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: kind of run her own baptism by her parents, almost
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: as if to ask permission is just such an odd choice,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: and coming to them like a little child, I know,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: it is very weird and fantalized. Has Robin just been
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: infantalizing her children this entire time?
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Oh totally, yeah, Because that's how they stay dependent on her,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: That's how they stay her little minions. I feel like
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: they talked about this scene beforehand. I feel like they
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: totally scripted. That's why I don't think it was even
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: real crying. I feel like she's able to cry on
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: command like her mom is. And it's kind of a
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: man feel. It a tactic, if you ask me, but
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: like just her coming up to Cody and Robin, I've
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: got something really important. You know, that church that I've
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: been going to for like two days, I really want
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: to get baptized there. But it's not for my church.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: It's for my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: And this is a really big dolt. It's a really big,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: really big dolt, because this is all Cody and Robin
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: want for their kids. But I mean, there are kids,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: not any of the other kids, right, because who the
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: fuck cares about all the other kids, right? I mean,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: And let's talk about the timing here, because we have
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Easter decorations out on the Kitchen island and I looked
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: it up. Easter twenty twenty four took place on March
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: thirty first. Okay, Garrisons passing was on March fifth, So
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: this feels to me like it was filmed after Garrisons passing,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: and not just after like them out on Coyote Pass,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: like six months after, like within a couple of weeks
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: of his passing. It feels to me like it's orchestrated
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: in such a way as to paint Cody and Robin
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: in a positive light. And you actually do see Cody
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: breaking down talking about God being the wind beneath his
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: wings or some such shit, making Aurora's baptism all about him.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: But you do see him get emotional and start to cry,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: and I it's sad, But I couldn't tell whether those
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: were authentic tears or whether he was just performing for
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: the camera, but it would make sense that he might
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: be sad about Garrison's passing at this time.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: I I find that hard to believe, because why are
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: you filming this scene where you're telling this girl that
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: you're proud of her and that you love her, and
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: you're hugging her and embracing her, and you're having this
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: really sweet moment. Like I was watching this as a
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: kid of divorce, and like you know, when your families
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: break up and your families kind of start their own
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: other family and you have step siblings and stuff that
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: come into the picture when you watch your parents start
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: to get like chummy and kind and loving and affectionate
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: to other kids that are not you, and you start
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: feeling that estrangement in your relationship. Like I could just
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: imagine watching all these like all these other brown kids
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: watching this scene being like, wow, fuck you, Dad, Like
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: you can't even talk to me, but you're going to
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: manufacture this fake scene with Aurora, with your basically adopted
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: family and adopted children, and portray this idea that you're
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: like a really good present dad, that you're gonna baptize her.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: You can't even show up to Isabelle's surgery, like this
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: is so great.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: You don't even call Savannah for Christmas. You don't talk
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: to her for months.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: You haven't seen your grandchild that was just born two
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: or three years ago from Maddie, like you don't even
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: talk to her, Like this is wild to me.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: It's really dark because he wasn't in communication with Garrison, no,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: and if he hadn't talked to Garrison, and if the
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: rumors are true that a lot of the season nineteen
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: content was around his conflict with Gabe and Garrison, and
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: that that has been omitted because of what happened with Garrison, Like,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: there must have been if it's true, there must have
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: been a lot of drama, a lot of pain, a
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: lot of hardship and hurt. And if Garrison just passed
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: away at the time of this scene being filmed, this
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: is what he's giving us. And I was just watching
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: it from the perspective of the other bio children, like
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: what if I'm Hunter? Yeah, what if I'm Logan? What
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: if I'm Maddie, what if I'm is about Aspen? Any
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: of these kids watching him say he's proud of Aurora
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: after Garrison just passed and you couldn't give too shits
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: about your son. I would be and I would be
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: in so much therapy. I'd be in therapy three times
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: a week. I would be so angry and full of rage,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: and I would feel so betrayed, and the fact that
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: they would do this, like what the fuck? I know
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: so tone deaf.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: It's so tone deaf, And I'm like, I don't give
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: a fuck about this storyline at all. It's really fucking dumb.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: It's so manufactured, it's so performative. Cody being like, oh,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: I would gladly accept doing your baptism. I'm so glad
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: that don't include me.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I'll give a fuck.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: You're not a godly man, You're a piece of shit.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: You're literally a demon. Yeah. Like so he demon possessed
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: a depized color. Yeah, good job. Like And how weird
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: is that though? Because I came up in charismatic Christian
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: churches and I know you did as well. Like, it's
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: kind of weird to have somebody who's not actually a
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: member of a church and who seems to be questioning
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: his questioning his faith generally, like join the pastor or
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: the priest in baptizing somebody. That's just very strange. And
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: it feels like Aurora wend And coordinated that, probably with Robin.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna have some fucked up scene of Cody
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: in a church that he doesn't even belong to, in
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: a faith that he doesn't believe in, baptizing his so
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: we can be the priest of his family. Like, I
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: hate these people. I hate them. The way that they
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: are portraying Cody and Robin makes me hate these people.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: They're really trying to humanize these people after they've just
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: been spewing all of this bullshit for the last four
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: or five years or whatever. And they're trying to make us,
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: what think that they're good parents, think that they're good people.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: And then I'm watching it with their the backdrop of
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: their house, their massive fucking kitchen. They're a huge living
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: room full of bullshit. They're walls covered in every inch
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: of artwork that Cody bought for Robin and all these
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: other little knick knacks, and I'm just like, I hate
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: y'all so much. It's so ridiculous to me.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: To be a karmic retribution. Does sidebar? Yeah, speaking of artwork,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I did pop up on the Instagram just like an
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: hour before you got here, and I saw what you
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: put up on our Instagram. By the way, Instagram follow us,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Follow us, in which Mary and Jen were doing their
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Friday with friends and Mary was telling a story and
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I was gloped and gagged. Why don't you share it? Yeah?
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: So Mary was telling a story about how one time
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: she was in Vegas with Cody. They were going to
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: some shop or some store or something like that, and
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: they were looking at artwork and Cody took Mary there
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: and Mary thought he was going to buy her artwork
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: or something. And there was an artist that Mary liked
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: in particular.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Thomas kincaid. I don't know, I.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Don't know. I mean, he's not a bad artist, better
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: than some of the shit that Robin true house.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: But still.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: But anyways, so they were looking at some artwork from
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: an artist Mary liked, and Cody was making a payment
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: on a piece of art so he couldn't afford to
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: buy the whole art piece by himself. He was making
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: a payment on it, and Mary thought he was like
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: buying it for her, because She's like, oh, it's like
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: the artist that I really like that.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Are you buying it for me?
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: And Cody's like, no, I'm buying it for Robin. I'm
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: making a payment on it for Robin. And if you
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: like it, you could go to her house and look
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: at it. And Mary told us to Jen, and Jen
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: was like, are you for real? Why didn't you just
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: push him off a cliff right?
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you just murder him on the spot, like
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: literally be justified?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Yep? And Mary's just sat there smiling like she said
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: something like so scandalous. I'm like, can you please keep
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: spilling more of these stories because I can't believe you
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: even stayed with this.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: And that's that's the follow up question. Yeah, Like, how
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: obvious was Cody this entire time that he didn't care
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: about you, he didn't think about you, and he didn't
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: want to be with you. Yeah, like over and over
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: and over again. But we've talked about that to death. Obviously,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: she's a very loyal person, as Perjannel, very faithful and
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: was staying for her religion or whatever. But that is
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: that is just so humiliating yep, and wild.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Just crazy, And I'm like, you're making a payment on
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: this apparently very expensive artwork from with who with Who's money?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Like family, the family fund, And that makes.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Me wonder like, Okay, Mary, how many times did you
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: see stuff like this happen? And why didn't you just
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: like raise a red flag? Like where did he get
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: this money?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Well, she said she would try, and he would get
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: very angry at her, I don't know, for asking any questions,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: so she just stopped asking questions, which doesn't make sense
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: because she's a very strong, very direct person, Like why
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: wouldn't you call this shit out?
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Well, and if we're to believe Cody when he says
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: that Mary was an aggressive person and meet him, I'm like,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: was Cody me? I mean, I guess Cody may have
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: been meaner than her, so maybe she was afraid of him.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: But I'm like I would be Mary. I would be like,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: the fuck.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Are you spending this money on this artwork for rob?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Doesn't she have enough artwork in her manage?
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Huh? And now they have a two point one million
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: teller man filled with more shit? I know.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I hate these people so much.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: I don't want to give them any more money. Why
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: are they on my TV?
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Because they have the second most popular show on TLC.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: It dropped down to the third most popular well a
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, but it's back up to the second. Yes,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: because we're all still watching. Yeah, of course we're going
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: to continue to watch. Of course we are. I mean, honestly,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: it is starting to get good. You're starting to get
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: into areas that we've been talking about this entire time.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: But like, it just makes me have higher and higher
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: blood pressure. I'm gonna have a cardiac event, Like deep breathe,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: they just meditate, girl, These people drive me up a wall.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Same And you know, it's kind of annoying though to
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: me though that it's getting good right when they take
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: a hype.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, And I don't know, peace will be back when
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: we're back. Yeah, I'm not gonna give you a date.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: We know you suckers are going to be waiting around,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: so we'll come back when we want to, and we
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: will be waiting around in the dumpster.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: We're waiting for the end of this year, and we're
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: gonna watch every single tell I swear to Mormon God
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: on colops. If they don't put these tailll alls on
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Discovery Plus, like they tried to pull that shit last
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: year and they tried to hide some of these specials,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna rage, like.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Why would you. It's like you're trying to be punitive
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: to the audience who's paying for your bum ass alf
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I still pay for this ice, pay for Discovery page too.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I pay for your bum ass app and you're not
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: going to serve it to me first ahead of everybody. Oh,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: it's crazy, just shit on me, TLS. He just keep
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: shitting round.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Giving it to me.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Yep, gosh all right.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: And then the meat of this episode was Janelle moving
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: to North Carolina. Come on and raise up Yes, And
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I loved that we got more of Janelle this episode.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like, please give me more of her. I think
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: she's so cool and calm and collected, and she's moving
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: to North Carolina with Christina and David.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: They offered to help her, which is awesome, so great,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: And I'm loving David every time I see me. He's
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: so supportive. Yeah, he allows himself to kind of be
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: in the background, but he's just there for the women
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: and I love it.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: And I love that he's driving the moving truck. Him
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: reminded me of your husband because he moved us to
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Arizona and moved us back I know, and he drove
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: that drug for.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: So you did drive your shit to Arizona. Oh my god,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I forgot I did. Then he came and got you
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: and there was no truck, there was no uha or penskey,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: So he had to go to El Paso to go
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: to l Passo. Bitch, pick up a truck and drive
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: it to Phoenix. Yep, get all your lis being bullshit
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: and then drive haul your ship back to texas'rate. That's
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: how much he loves you. And you can tell like
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: David has that same kind of code of ethics. Yes,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: And I love the stand up guy so and will
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: be there for his family no matter what.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: And honestly, like I wish we got more of those
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: moments with Christine and David than like their entire wedding
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: special and leading up to it, because I.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Actually liked them. I think they're pretty cool.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Like I like that he jokes around with Janelle and
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Christine and he's just like really nice and he loves
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Christine and that's great.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I love it. I want more of that, less of
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: the wedding ship.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: But anyway, so they're help and Drive and we have
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Cody found some bullshit about how he didn't know Janelle
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: was moving. He feels left out actually that Janelle didn't
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: tell him. He apparently found out from one of their children,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: who accidentally.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: MCKELTI spilled the beans. Mcke the child said.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Please don't tell anybody Dad that you know, and then
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: he tells everybody on National TV that he knew, right,
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: and it was totally michelt. Of course, why did you
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: have to say anything.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Because she can't stop talking. Yeah, she probably knew what
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: she was doing. Yeah, I think she was always playing
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: both sides. But he pretends that this is hurtful to him.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, right, and he doesn't know why she had
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: to do it this way. But then like panned to Janelle,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: and she's like, I don't give a foot. Why would
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I tell him We've been broken up for two years.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I don't think about him, I don't dream about him.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: There is no part of me that cares about that man, period.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: So I'm just out of here. Yeah, And I love
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: that she is a g she is she is a ge.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: And this I wonder if there's some like authenticity to
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Cody saying this shit like about how him and Janelle
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: could have worked. I'm like, are you saying that because
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: of the money aspect? Are you saying that because you
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: love that sweet sweet cookie?
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I think he loves this sweet sweet cookie. Now I
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: have been maintaining the entire time you have. And we
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: see little glimpses from Janelle, like in the preview for
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: the Spring when they come back, and she's like, believe me,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not a sexual.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: In other words, I'm down to foot Okay. I like
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: his back hat is rented. Yeah, Like so I think
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: she's a sexual being and I think that they have
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: that kind of relationship. And I think out of all
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: the wives, he respected her the most. He respected her drive,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: he respected her loyalty and her faithfulness. But like I
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: think that they were actually partners. Yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Well, and Cody even says something like when they get
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: to the conversation about the spiritual divorces, he says something
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: kind of interesting about them where he's like, maybe Janelle
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: and I are like karmically bonded, Like maybe we have
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: a karmic tie that we still have to fulfill. And
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like, why just Chanelle. That's really interesting. Maybe they
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: did have a special connection. I don't know, but.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they did. And then he also says
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: that Robin wants him to explore that connection. Robin wants
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: them very much to get back together. Now, Robin's motivation
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: is definitely money. I think she needs those multiple streams
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: of income off the back of women and children. But
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: for him, I think that Janelle's going to be the
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: one that got away. I honestly think she's going to
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: be the one that got away. And what hurts, what
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: makes him so salty, is she doesn't even think about him.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: She nothing's him. She's like who she don't give it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I've got a flower farm, I'm moving to North CAROLAA. Yeah,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I've got a whole new dream. Like he doesn't even
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: factor in he's a non motherfucking factor.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: It's honestly pretty great.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I love it. It's so good, so good.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: And they even flash back to like her last birthday
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: or whatever, and Janelle says that she says to Christine
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: that she was totally using Cody at this time, like
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: they were pretty much done. I think this was after
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: their big fight or whatever, and she just wanted.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: To know it was before, was it after? It was?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: It was before? It was this? It was the maybefore?
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Was it? Okay?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because once they fight, they're done. They meet at
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: the one restaurant that they met at that was it,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: and she's just like already dead behind the eyes.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, you're right. But yeah, she said she
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: was using him for the free.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Food though, and maybe the dick. I don't know. Well,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: that kind of seemed to be implied energetically, like Christine
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: was trying to imply that maybe Cody was expecting something
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: more from Janelle after the date. And then they cut
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: to Cody and he's like, no, I mean, we were
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: friends and I just wanted to hang out with my friend.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: And Janelle kind of keeps it close to her chest,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: but I'm wondering if he was looking for some nookie
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: and she's just like, absolutely not. Yeah, put that wet
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: noodle away. You're not getting any of this body, Addi Yotti.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: And if that pissed him off.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, maybe because he does say that he
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: was friend zoned during that date.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: And if you.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Recall y'all, during the flashback, Cody took her to like
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: one of her favorite restaurants and Mary post like got
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: a reservation and everything, it was really hard to go there,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Like, so Janelle was like.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, well things, but just used him for
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: the free mute.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she had no other plans on her birthday, her
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: kids were doing whatever. She's like, sure, I'll go do something. Yeah,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: we're friends. Yeah, I guess.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Thanks for the food.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, bitch.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: And then this kind of opens up the conversation where
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Christine you know, talks about their lives together. She talks
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: about some dreams that she's been having about Cody, where
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: they're like kind of nightmares and she's like, I can't
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: believe that it was like a life that I lived
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: and I'm so over it and it's so weird when
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: I have those dreams and Janelle's like, yeah, we were
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: over for a long time. And they also talk about
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: how they want Mary to find a man or somebody,
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: but they don't give a shit about Robin.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: They don't even say anything. Well, I thought it was
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: really interesting when Janelle's like, yeah, I never dream about him. Yeah,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I don't have any problems with him, certainly no nightmares.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I just don't even think about him because I still
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: dream about previous husbands. Really yeah, every once in a while,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Like I'll be dealing with my second husband in my
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: dream and I'm so exasperated, like what the fuck are
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: you doing here? And I kind of have the same
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: reaction as Christine does in her dream, like where's David.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, where's my husband? Like why am I
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: having this dream? But I know he said it takes
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: half the time that you were married to actually get
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: over the relationships. So him and I, my second husband
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: was fifteen years. Wow, I should be over that. But
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: he's still in my subconscious and every once in a
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: while he bubbles to the surface, and it's so bad.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: It's always a bummer. I wake up. I'm so grateful
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: and you guys are always fighting or something or it's
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: just like, I don't know. We're just trying to work
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: it out, and I'm just like, I don't want to
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: work it out with you. So yeah, but Janelle has
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: no dreams, Like if you broke up with my daughter,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: which would break me too, It would break my heart,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: it would tear the family of her heart. But if
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: you did, you would be dreaming about her all the time.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Oh as you're working through your problems, your trauma and
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: trying to get over it. Oh the fact that Janelle
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: doesn't she's over it, Like does she compartmentalize like to
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: such a degree that she doesn't even like put any
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: energy toward it, or is she in denial or is
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: she just like I don't know.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, she tells Christine that it was like over
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: for a really long time. She's like it was over
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: for many years. It was like a slow, slow death.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: It's like that song I mentioned a couple of weeks ago,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: slow dancing in a burning room, Like you knew it
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: was gonna be over, and you're just kind of going
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: through the motions until it just finally fucking putters out
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: and it's over.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: So maybe she had.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Been done with it for a really long time, and
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: after the fight and everything, and certainly after how you
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: treated the kids and after Garrison.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: She was like, fuck, y'all, yeah, bye.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Give me my money for Coyote Pass and work done.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: You're dead to me. And I love that, yep, I
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: really do. And then as they're driving to North Carolina,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: they're talking about how this is such a big change
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: and a new chapter in their lives, and they go
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: and stop at a place called the Plot's Plot, which
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: is just this like little shipping container in the middle
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: of the desert, I think in Arizona or something, and
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: they're bringing these like little mementos to kind of signify
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: like a new change in their life or like a
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: an ending of a chat.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: A transition is something that you want to leave behind
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: that you can step into your future. And I loved this.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: What a great little segment. Love that I actually got
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: kind of emotional too. So Janelle is taking the pendant
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: that Cody designed for her, which looks like a tree
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: and not Janelle, but Christine is taking a dream catcher
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: because she's relinquishing her former dreams and she's now going
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: to have new dreams. And they write little notes and
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: it was kind of cool. To just go into the
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: storage unit and see all the little artifacts that people
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: have left there. I loved it. Yeah, I thought it
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: was really meaningful.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it gave me chills. I'm like, dang, I wish
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: I would have known about that place, because that's just
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: really cool. And they're like going through all of the
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: other little artifacts and like seeing all these letters and stuff,
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: and I don't know, I just thought it was great,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: like so poignant for Janelle and Christine to do this,
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: because they are really like they are leaving all of
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: this shit behind. They're starting their new lives, their new
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: best lives, and I love it and I want more
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: of that.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: And then we have some like little conversations on the drive.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: We talk about how Cody divided up his time in
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: the family. We've talked about this before in previous season.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I thought it was kind of weird that
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Janelle was like, Cody was pretty fair with his time. Well,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: but no, he wasn't. Like in Vegas, He's already favoring
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Robin because Robin has an office for him, and Robin
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: has a place where I can park my car or whatever.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: So he's already favoring Robin. And then of course, once
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: we get to fly staff and COVID hits like Janelle,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: your children never saw him again pretty much, right, But
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: what do you mean he was fair with his time?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Unless she's talking about way back in the day before Robin.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: That's kind of what I took it as, like she said,
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: you know, he's always been fair with his time. And
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: then I think I heard her say, but when you
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: guys were traveling, or when we were traveling and staying
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: in hotels or whatever, all bets were off, like then
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: he would pick like whoever he really wanted to rob
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: me with.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously, obviously.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: And then we kind of pan over to the talking
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: heads and Cody talks about how he was always very flighty,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: he didn't have a schedule, he was maybe Texi flexible,
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: and he talks about how other polygamist families were like
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: super rigid.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Dargers, like, yeah, that scary guy, straight up. Yeah.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: And I think even the My five Wives guy is
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: also a little bit like that. He's pretty like I
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: think he goes like every other night or something like that.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: But anyway, Cody said, even some plagamists like won't even
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: spend time with their wives on their birthday because it's
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: not their scheduled day, and Cody's like, well, in retrospect,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: maybe I was just too flexible. No, you were just
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: literally favoring right.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: You were there all the time, Like.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about, And then Robin's bitch ass
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: has to say something like, well, I never paid attention
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: to Cody's schedule. I was fine when he was there.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: I was fine when he was not. It was a
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: non issue for me.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Sure, Okay, he was always with you, though, uh huh.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: And she knows it, she knows it. She's lying so annoying,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: she's evil.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: And then Mary says she was a planner and she
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: felt like her time was never respected because Cody would
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: just pop up whenever and that would piss me off,
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: like you need to tell me what we're gonna do.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: And I love Janelle's just like I was hoping he
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: wouldn't come over because it was always too disruptive. And
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I like my own space. That was so good, such
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: a tourist, I love it.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's why Cody liked her so much, because
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: she was very like, I'm.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: My own person, yeah, and respect it, respect my authority,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: and then contrasts that with Christine, who is admitting while
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: they're driving, like I was really needy. Yeah, like my
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: needs were definitely not getting met, but like I was desperate.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: She felt like desperate to be with him, I guess,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: or to have his attention. Of course she just never
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: got it. Yeah, yeah, I thought that.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Was like an interesting admission from Christine because she was
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: totally needy and she's also annoying, but.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Like but like fairly totally I mean, absolutely well than
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: her rights to want to have the attention of her husband, right,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: who's absolutely favoring another wife, especially when she was always
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: the basement wife, right? And then and you know he
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: was gaslighting her if you know, he was constantly just
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: dismissing her worries and not giving her what she needed yet,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: And so I feel bad for all of these women.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Polygamies not fair to women, It is not.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: And then they talk about how they Janelle and Christine
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: are always going to be sister wives, like they don't
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: mind calling each other that because they're sisters and that's
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: what they were for thirty years. That's what they're going
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: to continue to be. But they're not really sister wives
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: or friends with Mary or raw, which is fine, obviously
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: nobody wants to be friends with Robin. And then this
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: kind of opens up the door to talk about a
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: little bit about dating, because I think Christine makes like
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: an off the cuff comment about how Janelle needs to
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: go fuck somebody in order to be properly divorced according
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: to the rob and Robin right right, right, yeah, because
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Robin's the one in the family that says, right her.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Our church that we're not a part of, you need
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: to fuck somebody else to be divorced.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Has that happened during the Knife and the Kidneys blowout
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: in Christine's back porch when Robin was trying to Robin's
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: plain to Christine like when she could actually be divorced
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: from Cody, And according to Robin, it's when you get
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: under a new man. And so Christine is laughing about this,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: and in her talking head she's like, it's the stupidest
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: thing I've ever heard. But Mary and Janelle kind of say, well,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: but what that's really about is like you're dedicating yourself
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: and you're making a commitment to your family and your
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: children and the things that you guys are doing together.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: And so the minute that you're with somebody else like
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: that's broken. So they kind of defended it a bit, right, yeah,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: and they.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Were kind of calling bs on like the whole idea
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: that that means divorce. But I'm also like, you guys
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: are just explaining this fundamentalist cult that really does not
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: have your best interest her, Like, like I think Janelle
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: said something like, oh, well, these are families, like we
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: don't want the man to have a bunch of baby mamas,
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, well, that's kind of what it is, right, yeah,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Like it kind of is what that is.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: But whatever, tomato tomato, far be it from us. I know, right,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: what the fuck do I know? I'm in a wig
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: and it's green. Yeah, seriously.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: And then Cody says something weird where he says he
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: never felt the need to get a spiritual divorce from
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Christine or Mary, but with him and Janelle, he's like,
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know if we should get one because there's
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: still like some karmic tie that we have together, which
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: is really weird. And then Janelle says, you know, oh,
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: when I heard Mary got her spiritual release, I thought
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: maybe I should do that, but I don't even know
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: who to call.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: And I'm like.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Ask Mary, Yeah, get the spiritual release, because then they
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: can call Cody yeah and make him feel like a
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: piece of shit again.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for a band, you've been granted a release based
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: on abandonment. That would be so great and being a
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: terrible person, and that would just be.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Another stamp into Cody's side.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: It'd be so good. Now, did they talk about Coyote
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Pass Christine and Janelle? They did, right it came up.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: They talked about the family money, and then they were
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: talking about property because they said the proceeds from Janelle's
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: house in Vegas went.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: All to me. That's when my ears just like perk
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: up because I want to hear more. And Christine confirms
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: in her talking head that when Janelle sold her house
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: in Vegas, it did absolutely go to Robin and her house.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: And then we have Robin on the couch in her
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: talking head saying, well, it doesn't really make much sense
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: to me because I contributed a lot in the early
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: years and it all feels like it balanced out. Uh huh.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, what do you think that you contributed
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: in the early years? You have never really worked. You
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: brought thirty two thousand dollars worth of debt into this
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: family that these women that Janelle is specific I had
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: to pay off on your behalf. What did you contribute?
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: The only thing you made in terms of income was
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: from TLC, which is the same thing that everybody else made.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Uh huh. And the fact that she had this big
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: ass house on like I think it's on five acres
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: or something with a heated driveway. And you thought that
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: that was balanced when Janelle had to live in a
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: rental and then after that she went and bought an
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: RV and then after that, but she didn't.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Kick in for she paid for that by herself.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: And then she had to live in a dorm apartment.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: But it's balanced, okay, bitch.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: She hasn't contributed anything except my sister's closet. And I
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: guess that necklace that Janelle looked down in the middle.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Of the desk. You're welcome, Janelle, But I just was
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: like wild, but I thought it was interesting. Tell me
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: what you think when she said something like well, when
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: she said it was the early years and she didn't
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: really talk about the later years, as if she's admitting
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: but she understands that she didn't contribute or that she
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: received a lot more in terms of resources than any
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: other wife, like she made that statement herself.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: She did, which was kind of interesting, But she is
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: trying to spin it because it's Robin, like she's done
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: as fuck, but she's trying to manipulate the situation, like, no,
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: it's actually fair because I did contribute in the earlier
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: years that nobody can actually prove. What did you contribute
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: besides debt? Mm hmm, I just I couldn't even believe
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: she even said that. Hm, I really can't. And then
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Cody talks about how he tried to get Janelle to
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: buy a house. He's like, well, I tried, she didn't
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: want to, she wanted to do the RV thing. But
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: then Janelle clarifies that Cody actually wanted Janelle to buy
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Christine's house. For why, I'm not really sure.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Well, at the time he said he wanted to keep
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: it as an asset for the family. Oh so for
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: him and Robin. So I bet if Janelle had taken
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: him up on his offer, it would have been her
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: name on the deed and also Robin and Cody, so
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: she would not have owned it outright, which Christine actually
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: was able to do with that house, right. So yeah,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: she didn't want any part of that, and I don't
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: blame her.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: I don't blame her either, And we gave her kind
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: of some flack for spending eighty g's on an RV
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: when all of that happened, But now that we kind
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: of get more of the full picture, I get it.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: No, I mean it's still a terrible purchase. I mean
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: there's a way more things you could do with your
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: eighty thousand dollars to invest it and or make that
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: money work for you other than an RV, which I
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: didn't see that. Going to North Carolina, what happened to
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I wonder what did you sell it?
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Did you take a loss? Like these people are not
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: financially savvy.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: No, And Janelle does kind of admit to that. She's like,
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: you know, it took me a long time to catch
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: on to the fact that Cody was doing some shady
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: shit with the money. And I was never really going
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: to get my fair share, Like, no matter how much
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: it contributed to anything like the cul de Sac houses
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: to Robin's mansion and Flagstaff to Coyote Pass, like, I
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: wasn't going to get anything. And she's right, But now
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: she's got this new venture. They're going to North Carolina.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: She's funding it herself. She is She's not actually in
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: possession of any of the proceeds of Coyote Pass, and
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: she wants I'm sure she wants. I'm sure Mary wants
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: some of the money that they put into the McMansion
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: paid back to them so that she cann't use that
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: to invest in her future. Please. I don't know. I
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: don't even know if they I don't know if they
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: have like an actual case they can certainly sue, though
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: they can certainly try, because enough things have been said
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: on the television and even in this season we hear
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Robin say, well that was this is a family house.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: We bought the McMansion for the entire family, So I
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: feel like a lot of this can be used for
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: their benefit. I just don't know if Phil prevail.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: I wonder, I mean, do we know for sure if
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Cody and Robin took all of the money from the
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: cell of that house else, like once they got their
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: new mc mansion the two point one million dollars, because
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: I wonder if they sold it and then gave Mary
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: and Janelle some I highly doubt it.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I doubt it too, because Mary was interviewed like two
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: to three months ago, and she told the interviewer that
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: the Coyote Pass situation was still happening, not resolved, and
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: I would imagine that that probably includes what's going on
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: with the mcmanchin. I don't even know if they're going
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: to ask for that money back. I mean, Janelle is
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: chirping about it. She's talking about it would be great
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: to have that money back now though it was because
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I'm coming out of my pocket a little bit more
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: than I want to.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: But and see, if we had a good tell all
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: host instead of Suki Yana, we'd have somebody asking, hey,
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: how did you guys afford that two point one million
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: dollar mansion?
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: On the backs of everybody else? Y'all don't have jobs.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: You really can't be selling that. Many cameos coding, well.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: It's because TLC is producing thirty episodes or whatever. They're
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: making bank this season. They projected that out. They knew
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: that they were going to make a lot of money
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: and that they could afford this house.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: I want the money to run out for them so bad.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: I know I shouldn't wish for that, yeah, but I
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: really do.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just so patently unfair, and obviously we rage
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: into the void weekly about it, but it's really really
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: a bummer. And Mary, Janelle and Christine, you contributed to
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: the problem by not taking these people to task earlier
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: and making sure you got your money. Or for Fox's sakes,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: if you're going to be donating the proceeds of your
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: vagus home to Robin's home, puts your name on that deed, right,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Mary and Janelle's that you have ownership in the house.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, doesn't that make sense?
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: No, But they were all brainwashed from this polygamy bullshit.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: They thought it was going to work out for them,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: and now they're learning the hard lessons.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Sucks.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: But anyway, after that, Janelle, Christine, and David all stop at.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Some bar in the Lower Buckles.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they go to have shots, which Janelle really
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: has never had before. And then we have a conversation
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: about alcohol, which was interesting because apparently after they left
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Utah and they started really distancing themselves from the congregation
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: and fundamentalist Mormonism, everybody started.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Experimenting a little bit with imbibing. On Fridays, let's just
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: bring some wine. We have a little drinky pooh and
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: then we go out to dinner and we'd have some wine.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: It was the subtext, it was the implication of what
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Janelle was saying. She's like, yeah, I really don't drink.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: I'll have a glass of wine. I don't think Mary
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: really drinks. I know Christine likes to drink, though, and
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I know Cody likes to drink. Cody likes to drink,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: So I felt what she was saying. Although she didn't
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: come right out and say Cody is a despicable drunk,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: that is what I heard, of course. And he does
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: have a bit of a beer belly. He does well.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: And we've seen those photos on the reddits of people
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: catching him at the freaking Kroger or whatever in Flagstaff
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: or the Fries, I mean, getting beer, all kinds of beer.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: And Cody says in his talking well, I'm not.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Wad you a drink. I've never done shuts.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: I'll have a sip of whiskey and think, oh, the
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: taste like Gus. But I'm like, bro, we see the
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: pictures you're drinking. And then Robin being like, I've never
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: really been in a bar, I don't really drink.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I don't believe you. I believe there's pictures of you
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: in a bar in Vegas. I mean, go up on
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: the rerid it's tiny. Yeah, you've been to bars, You've
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: been in restaurants with bars. Stop lying, stop the cap,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: I know, constant cap for real.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: And we know you're high on ambien, dude, like you're
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: on something else. So, yeah, you don't drink all pious.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: You're high on something else.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: And then Janelle saying that she doesn't really drink was
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: kind of funny to me because I'm like, didn't you say,
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: like a couple episodes ago that you would you.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Did the taxes with a whole bottle of wine. Yeah, right,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: so we know you like your cocktails, hoodie. But whatever.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: So she has a slippery nipple. I thought it was
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: really cute. She was kind of scandalized, and yeah, she
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: was immediately kind of tipsy it up with a beer.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: But it just felt like a good time. Yeah, And
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: it just felt like a good omen of things to come.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: And again, I just love that David's there encouraging her
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: to do that shot and just like supportive and it
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: felt good. Yeah, I really liked it.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: It was a good way to end the episode. In
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: the mid season finale, because that's like their new beginning
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: and they're doing this trip together. And so hopefully next
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: once we get to see the midst the rest of
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: the season, we get to see Janelle in North Carolina.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: That would be kind of cool. Yeah, maybe see Tata Farms.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Yah, where is it in North Carolina?
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Was like, it was it in an area that was
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: affected by the hurricane?
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Do we know? I don't think so, because that was
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: more up in the hills Aashville and such.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know where their flower farm is locate to. Hi, Sunshine,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: you're saying hi to everybody. Yeah, it's just like I
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: need you all to know how pretty I am. You're
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: so pretty pretty? Oh my god.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: But then let's get to the preview. So we have Mary, yeah,
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: questioning her bond with Robin. She's like, I don't know
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: how this girl said I was her best friend. But
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: then she ghosts me for months and months, which I'm.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, how it out? Give me saying it? Thank
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: you so good? Thanks j Jen is for the people.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Jen is one of us, yep.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: And then we have Cody and Robin going on some
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: date where Robin's like, are we gonna ever love? Plural
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: marriage again.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, Robin, you'd ever be able to do it. You
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: would be so freaking jealous, honey. You just want to
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: steal from more women and children.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what it is. And she's doing this to
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: perpetuate the narrative that she's been spinning, which is I
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: didn't want this to happen. I love plural married, shut up, yep.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: And then we have Mary and Janelle real. We have
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Mary and Janelle talking about Coyote Pass and talking about
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: the division of assets and stuff, and then Cody says
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: something to Mary and.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: His talking hit not trying to scream rover.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: And then he says some bullshit about Janelle and says
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: that now that Janelle's divorced, she feels like she's owed something.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, every does who gets a divorce. Of course
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: she's sandy, They are owed something. My god, he's such
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: a piece of shit. Don't you agree?
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: You're just said shine, don't you agree? And then we
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: have the tell All previews with Sukiana and Cody's like
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: freaking out on Sukiyana and saying he's gonna shut her down.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: He did this, sure, yes, like physically not well not
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: physically aggressive, but like just emotionally energetically aggressive. But like ye,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: last season or two seasons ago, he was actually leaning
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: toward her being physically aggressive. So he's calmed down a
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: little bit. But like, Suki, you're a journalist, I mean
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: push back. All it is is softballs with you. All
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: it is like, how can we change his diaper, pray
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: little baby, give him his Google? No fuck that tear
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: him up for real. It's ridiculous. An awesome person who
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: is exploited his family, women and children.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Uh huh yep. But I did take pleasure in how
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: bad his hair looks in this. Oh god, it is
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: so bad. There's two little tendrils on the top. Now
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: there's nothing else.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: He's got like a weird hair band. Yeah, like pushes
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: it up towards the back to create some sort of
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: an optical illusion. But like, if you have money, why
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: aren't you getting hair plugs? I know, just get the
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: hair plug because they have a two point one million
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: dollar mansion that we have to pay for twenty thousand dollars.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: And probably all the other payments on all of the
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: artwork that they have the investments.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: And did you notice his new convertible it looks like
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: a Mercedes or something. So another new car on all
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: of the cars that are parked at the McMansion that
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: he has purchased for the children that he loves whatever, yep.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: That they never get to drive because they have to
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: stay at the house and be Robin's puppets. It's like crazy.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: And then we have Janelle talking about how she's not
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: a sexual bit she's fucking she wants to fuck. Yeah,
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: and we have she doesn't want to pre Madonna, Prima
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Donna like Cody, which I loved, loved that. Keep giving
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: me more of that. Robin says, keep my name out
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: of your whole mouths.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I will never do that. We are coming
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: for your neck.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: She did fix her eyebrows, she did, which I mean
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: they still look bad.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: She looks pretty, I mean, and her hair like looks
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: a little bit more auburn, so it's not like Stark
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Elvira Black. I mean, I thought it was pretty. There
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: were some moments where I'm like, oh my god, you're
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: not a complete goool, well not a complete goal but
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: part gool yeah for sure, Yeah for sure.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: And then the Christine, Oh yeah, Christine, what about Christine?
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Christine is like, oh yeah, oh yeah.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: She's saying she wonders how close Robin and Cody actually
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: were before they got married.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Call it out, yes, because you know Cody like you
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: in the hospital and was making out with that little fluozy.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: And we wonder while she was traveling up from Saint
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: George and he was traveling down to Saint George from Lee. Hi,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: what was going on on those weekends that you were
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: spending it together? Cording be fucking they were fucking fucking.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: They were fucking so hard HARDU well, I for five
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: whole minutes, please every now.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: And that thin little noodle, uh huh. He was working it,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I'm sure, and she was liking it. I guess she
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: was seeing the money. Yeah, she was sniffing the coins.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: And then Suki asks a question to Cody about him
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: being sexual with.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Other people prior to Mary. Men. Totally, a lot of men,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: a lot of Mormon men that you went on mission with, yes, girl, And.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: This is where Cody says, I don't know if it's
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: this question, but he says, I'm gonna shut you down
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: right now. I'm gonna shut you down, right down.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: I want you to say that to my face, little man.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: I say it right to my fucking face, and see
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: what happens. Curly Cue, you would have beat his ass
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: so he had brass knuckles for a whole nine. Honey.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: It would have been bad for me, but I would
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: have had so much joy. Charge you serious. I'm as
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: tall as he is, by way about as much as
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: him too. I would take that little man down. Fuck
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: you talking to a woman like the god.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: Honestly, that's why we don't needn Suk out of But
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: you know what, whatever great show Suki, Well maybe maybe
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: Suki will push back.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Past behavior is the best indicator of future behavior, according
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: to doctor phil and So if we know anything, she
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna do shit shit.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: But we're gonna watch it yep whenever it comes back.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So what the fuck are we gonna do?
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: I was actually surprised that this was the last episode
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: before a hiatus, even though you warned us last week. Like, girl,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I think we should take a week off.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna continue to have alcoholic BEVERHG is gonna
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: be drunk the entire time. I'm gonna be partying, It's
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: gonna be it's pretty soon. It's gonna be Valentine's Day.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: I gotta mean, I'm gonna be loving up bah. But
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: you know, so maybe we take next week off, although
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: we still have content on Patreon. Yeah, we're covering those
• 1:00:00
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• 1:00:04
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• 1:00:06
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• 1:00:09
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• 1:00:12
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• 1:00:17
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• 1:00:21
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• 1:00:25
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• 1:00:30
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• 1:00:34
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• 1:00:37
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• 1:00:40
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• 1:00:42
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• 1:00:44
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• 1:00:49
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• 1:00:51
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• 1:00:53
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• 1:00:55
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• 1:00:58
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