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COLD CUTS: Mad Bastard-In-Law · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Whold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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Speaker 2: Is indeed the Arctic Monkeys.
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Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
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Speaker 3: The time is exactly twenty three minutes past five o'clock.
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Speaker 4: Hey fellers.
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Speaker 5: Later on this evening, we will be doing a staple
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Speaker 5: of the Big Show, which is What's for Tea New Zealand. Yeah,
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Speaker 5: and I've been doing some thinking around the segment. I
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Speaker 5: want it to be as polished and as professional as
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Speaker 5: it can possibly be. It's a segment where I read
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Speaker 5: out text that you guys have seent in on three
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Speaker 5: four eight three telling us what you're having for dinner,
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Speaker 5: and we give out toy prize packs. Yeah, with this
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Speaker 5: in mind, I'm going to start collating a list right now. Okay,
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Speaker 5: so if you're listening, you want a toy prize pack?
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Speaker 5: What are you having for dinner? Sent it through on
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Speaker 5: three four eight three. And it's going to be the
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Speaker 5: slightest version of the segment we've ever done because I've
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Speaker 5: had some feedback that maybe it's been a bit rough
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Speaker 5: of roughest gutss later.
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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, Yeah, because I was going to say, it
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Speaker 3: seems very early for you to be doing it now, Keezy.
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Speaker 5: Well, no, that's right, and so it's like we'll start
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Speaker 5: the ball rolling now by the time six o'clock comes around.
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Speaker 4: Holy cow, sure it's going to be amazing.
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Speaker 3: I just don't you to be inundated with too many choices,
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Speaker 3: because you're right, it has been an absolute disaster.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, is this here, I'm reading about Jason yoga fellows.
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Speaker 2: You're a caall. This is a classic Hardy J.
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Speaker 3: I'm afraid, much to my embarrassment, You'll recall about three
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Speaker 3: months ago, Mogi, I.
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Speaker 2: Signed up to a yoga app.
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Speaker 3: Do you recall I remember that, man, you said to me,
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Speaker 3: you'll do it twice and then forget about it.
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Speaker 2: And let me just say you were bang on. You were.
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Speaker 2: You were absolutely pin point perfect there.
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Speaker 5: So when you signed up to it, I remember you
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Speaker 5: had to pay for it, So you had to pay
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Speaker 5: the download the app.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was on Inster.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you served it.
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Speaker 3: It was one of those ads and I thought that
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Speaker 3: looks that looks good. Yeah, change, I thought, Hardy J.
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Speaker 3: So I went up there and I and they got
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Speaker 3: a specialized program for me, and I signed up and
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Speaker 3: it was fifteen bucks.
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Speaker 2: And that's not.
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Speaker 4: Bad, right, there's just okay, it.
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Speaker 2: Was fifteen dollars a month. Mogie.
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Speaker 3: Fast forward three months later, right, and my wife, my bath,
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Speaker 3: is going through our credit card statement and she says
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Speaker 3: to me, on Sunday.
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Speaker 4: She says, she sees, she sees.
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Speaker 3: She says, who j what's this because we had there's
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Speaker 3: been some dodgy dealings going on Uber again, but that's
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Speaker 3: another matter.
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Speaker 2: We'll getrow a little bit tomorrow.
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Speaker 3: And my wife said to me, quite seriously, what's this
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Speaker 3: yoga thing on our statement? And I said, oh, I
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Speaker 3: joined I signed up for a yoga thingy.
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Speaker 4: And she's thinking, oh, like a class.
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Speaker 2: Well you know, well, you know they give you a specialized.
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Speaker 6: Program, specialized what catered to you and your needs to
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Speaker 6: me and my needs, right, And I said, oh, it's
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Speaker 6: just a yoga app I signed up for so I
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Speaker 6: can do yoga every day.
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Speaker 2: I didn't tell her, of course, that I wasn't.
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Speaker 3: Doing it at all, no, and she said seventy bucks
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Speaker 3: a month, yeah, And I went, what what do you mean?
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Speaker 3: Seventy bucks a month?
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Speaker 4: So I think you're going to switch?
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Speaker 2: I did.
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Speaker 3: At the time, I was just sanitizing it for radio
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Speaker 3: there kasy so I went into the statement there, so
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Speaker 3: it was thirty nine to ninety nine US.
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Speaker 2: Dollars fifteen. I have no idea where it came from.
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Speaker 3: So for the last three months I've been paying seventy
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Speaker 3: bucks a month for an app.
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Speaker 2: I don't even.
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Speaker 4: Use yogat for Yeah, the interesting thing, can.
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Speaker 2: I be really really honest here? It was cheer yoga. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: When you're doing on a chair, that's the laziest for
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Speaker 4: you over there.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're basically sitting most of the time.
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Speaker 5: Because this is reminiscent of which you're basically set most.
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Speaker 4: This is of when Hoidy J. Remember we were down
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Speaker 4: I think it was in Tanhaky Even.
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Speaker 5: It was Wellington, Wellington Lucky over a year ago and
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Speaker 5: Hoidy J needed to scan a QR code, so instead
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Speaker 5: of using his camera which comes with one equipped, he
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Speaker 5: downloaded a QR code app, put his credit card details.
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Speaker 4: In and that's one hundred and eighty dollars out. You'd
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Speaker 4: not like it was so.
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Speaker 3: Good, and that was annoying because that was meant to
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Speaker 3: be two ninety nine two dollars two dollars ninety and
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Speaker 3: they took one.
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Speaker 2: Hundred and eighty back. So I just want to.
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Speaker 3: Put a warning out there for people, just don't sign
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Speaker 3: up to the ship unless you really know what's going on.
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Speaker 2: Clearly I didn't.
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Speaker 3: I still to my defense, in my defense, I still
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Speaker 3: don't know what happened there.
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Speaker 7: No, in your defense, and this is your defense, you
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Speaker 7: still don't know what happened.
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Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
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Speaker 1: Kissey News.
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Speaker 2: There on the radio.
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Speaker 3: Hold you showed this Wednesday afternoon. The time it's twenty
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Speaker 3: five minutes past four o'clock.
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Speaker 2: We had the big pole today pole and the question
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Speaker 2: was we's in the shower? Yes or no? And we
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Speaker 2: have been showered with responses.
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Speaker 4: We certainly have.
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Speaker 5: And just so people are aware of that, just joined
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Speaker 5: us MOGGI yes, Hoidy j only goes we's in the
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Speaker 5: shower nowhere else And I'm an occasional but.
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Speaker 4: Prefer not to da you prefer too? Your wife prefers you're.
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Speaker 5: Not to Yeah, yeah, no, I just know that she'd
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Speaker 5: be oh, that's gross, right, So I'm okay, fine, I
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Speaker 5: won't do it in the shower. That often has she
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Speaker 5: actually said there or you're anticipating that. I remember saying
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Speaker 5: that about five years ago. It really stuck with me,
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Speaker 5: you know, really resonated.
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Speaker 2: Did he smelly wee jays?
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Speaker 4: Do you no?
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Speaker 2: Like if you've had a Jase?
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Speaker 5: Only half of people in the world are affected by
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Speaker 5: asparagus weeeze.
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Speaker 4: By the way, I'm not one of them.
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Speaker 2: Okay, interesting, why do you? Yes?
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Speaker 3: I do?
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Speaker 2: I have terrible asparagus.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, reaking look, lots of ticks on three four eight three.
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Speaker 5: So I've obviously really struck a chord here with New Zealand,
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Speaker 5: they say, and of course a reminder everyone that sticks
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Speaker 5: through in the drawer for a toy price pack, have
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Speaker 5: a morning wheeze, have a morning wheeze routine involving the shower.
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Speaker 5: That's from a female?
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Speaker 2: What is it?
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Speaker 7: So?
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Speaker 5: Literally every morning wheeze in the shower? I think the
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Speaker 5: only reason Keys he doesn't we in the shower is
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Speaker 5: because he exclusively sits down to we That's true, the
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Speaker 5: respect towards his you do the vagina thing, Jason?
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Speaker 4: What is going on? Man? All right?
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Speaker 5: Hey feelers, I used to win the shower until I
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Speaker 5: heard that one. It's not good for your pelvic floor
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Speaker 5: until it trains your body to do wheeze whenever you
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Speaker 5: hear running water.
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Speaker 4: Oh now I like this. It's not good for your
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Speaker 4: pelvic floor. Okay?
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Speaker 3: Was that?
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Speaker 4: Why not?
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Speaker 7: So that also would mean that you can't You're saying
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Speaker 7: that I can't stand naked in the street while it's
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Speaker 7: raining and urinate because that's bad for my pelvic flour.
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Speaker 5: Because you love that, That would certainly explain that I do.
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Speaker 5: I'd be a female thing.
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Speaker 3: Which is interesting too from your perspective to Mogi, because
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Speaker 3: you don't like having an orgasm standing up, don't.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know that's I'm in a world of.
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Speaker 5: Trouble a Fellers. I used to wear in the shower,
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Speaker 5: but stopped about two years ago. Wife still loves it, though,
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Speaker 5: so he still.
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Speaker 2: Sorry, easy, I blanked out there? What was that that wor?
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Speaker 5: I'll keep going, I'm a female. I pee in the shower,
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Speaker 5: nothing wrong with it, entirely healthy and.
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Speaker 4: Normal thing to do.
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Speaker 6: Defensive match, that's only that pro it can I also
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Speaker 6: make the point me me, it's always, isn't it.
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Speaker 3: And the reason that I do wear in the shower
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Speaker 3: because I don't have a powerful stream no, and so
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Speaker 3: it tends to dribble down the leg a bit, so
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Speaker 3: I like to have running water.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, That to me makes sense.
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Speaker 2: Thanks, Mogi.
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Speaker 5: You do have the stool in your shower, right, and
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Speaker 5: by still I mean the thing you sit on.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and I've got the bars on the side.
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Speaker 3: But like when I'm wearing I hold onto the bars.
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Speaker 2: I'm not set.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, because your league shake with your urinate, yes, which
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Speaker 7: is strange for someone of your age.
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Speaker 5: How about this, it's cold beer and wing in the shower.
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Speaker 5: It's ace mate. I've had a shower beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 5: I've never combined the two though. That sounds lovely.
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Speaker 2: I've definitely done.
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Speaker 7: There's pretty out of it, man, because you're drinking a
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Speaker 7: beer while Weeezer is coming in.
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Speaker 5: It's like a water fountain. I've never done that. Well, look,
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Speaker 5: keep the test coming. We'll update the Hurdarky Big Pole
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Speaker 5: as we go along. You can actually have your official
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Speaker 5: say on the hdaky bis Instagram story. We will vote
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Speaker 5: there and then we will lock it in conclusively at
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Speaker 5: the end of the show, whether it's fine to do
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Speaker 5: it or not coming up next.
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Speaker 4: Fellas.
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Speaker 5: I know Jason you're my agent, but I've actually found
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Speaker 5: myself a bit of a gig. You would mind some
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Speaker 5: advice around from you guys.
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Speaker 4: What do you reckon?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Sure man, okay.
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Speaker 1: The hd Aking Big Show with j Mike and Kyzy.
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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hdarchy.
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Speaker 2: Indeed Blind one a two.
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Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon,
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Speaker 3: live from murdu Wai golf Course out here in West Auckland.
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Speaker 3: Beautiful seascape out there, just looking across the ocean there, fellows,
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Speaker 3: great stuff.
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Speaker 2: You know.
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Speaker 3: We were just talking about the fact that in the
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Speaker 3: previous break there that Pugsun actually drove on to my
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Speaker 3: foot and the golf cart and then part there. That
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Speaker 3: wasn't the only humiliation I've had actually in the last
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Speaker 3: twenty four hours. You were a call of course that
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Speaker 3: I was going up for dinner with my in laws
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Speaker 3: last night.
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you were fuming about it.
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Speaker 7: You said, you can't stand them.
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Speaker 4: And you see the only reason, you guys, because that
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Speaker 4: they often pay.
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Speaker 7: For it because you like holding on to your cash,
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Speaker 7: because you're a tight word.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I said all that.
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Speaker 3: You know, as you know, I've been married to my
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Speaker 3: beautiful wife for twenty seven years.
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Speaker 2: Fellows.
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Speaker 3: You know, and the interesting thing is, I still don't
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Speaker 3: think her in laws like me.
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Speaker 2: And actually, now that I think about it.
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Speaker 3: The fact that I never offered a pay or anything
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Speaker 3: like that probably got something to do with it.
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Speaker 2: But I humiliated myself last night. We went to a
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Speaker 2: fantastic restaurant.
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Speaker 3: And I don't know how you guys are with your
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Speaker 3: in laws, but I get quite tense.
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Speaker 4: I don't.
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Speaker 3: I tend to sort of over talk and you know,
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Speaker 3: overcompensate because you know, I'm anxious and I just want
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Speaker 3: them to like me. And I can sort of see
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Speaker 3: the loathing and their eyes and I'm always fighting against that.
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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 5: I mean, you're still trying to get them to like
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Speaker 5: you when you see That's what I mean.
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Speaker 4: What about you, Maggie in law's all good?
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, they love me just just for who
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Speaker 7: I am. That's right, and the key is to not
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Speaker 7: try to But that's that's by the bye. I mean, Jace,
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Speaker 7: you've been trying to do this for twenty seven years
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Speaker 7: and you know you can't force it, I don't think,
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Speaker 7: but you've got to keep trying because you love your
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Speaker 7: wife so much.
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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, and the other thing is still very
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Speaker 3: well for you to say that keys, Yeah, I mean,
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Speaker 3: I mean you're you're attracted to your in laws, so
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Speaker 3: I mean my father in law. No, well, look I've
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Speaker 3: got no judgment on that.
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Speaker 4: You're just just saying on the radio.
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Speaker 2: You just mentioned casually.
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Speaker 4: Is this breaking news. No, it's not breaking news, but.
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Speaker 7: It feels we're getting a little bit off.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to So we went to this
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Speaker 3: lovely restaurant last night, right, and it was I guess
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Speaker 3: an Asian restaurant.
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Speaker 4: Oh god, hang on lucky.
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Speaker 3: It was a fantastic restaurant called Ghost Street in the
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Speaker 3: center of town there and we and we ordered this
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Speaker 3: particular dish and in this dish it was chicken fire
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Speaker 3: sort of Sichuan chicken, and it came with a chicken
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Speaker 3: marinated chicken thighs.
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Speaker 4: Was the chicken thigh in it?
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Speaker 3: Some green beans and suffer. What was also in this
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Speaker 3: particular dish.
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Speaker 2: Were whole chilies.
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Speaker 3: Yes, and about twenty to thirty of the baskets it
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Speaker 3: was just packed with these chilies. And my father in
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Speaker 3: law said, oh, do you think you're supposed to eat
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Speaker 3: these chillies? And I went, well, I mean there's about
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Speaker 3: twenty five or thirty of the bastards. I imagine you
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Speaker 3: are so old hod Hordy. Jay grabs this massive chili
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Speaker 3: and chucks it and his gob and starts chewing. Can
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Speaker 3: I first make the point that it was a dry chili,
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Speaker 3: so it wasn't even a moist chili.
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Speaker 2: So I'm chewing away.
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Speaker 3: There, and all of a sudden it's burning like an
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Speaker 3: absolute bastard.
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Speaker 2: And within about five seconds of me chewing this chili, I.
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Speaker 3: Get the heck cups, I go purple, and my wife
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Speaker 3: sort of starts rubbing my back and going.
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Speaker 2: You, okay, you made it worse, Yeah, which makes it worse.
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Speaker 3: Anyone sort of starting, oh, you were right, Jay, She
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Speaker 3: had gone a bit purple there, and I'm like, yeah, no,
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Speaker 3: it's good, it's good. It's just a bit hotter than
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Speaker 3: I expected. And I was on fire. But what made
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Speaker 3: it worse was there was no napkins for me to
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Speaker 3: spit it out into, so I had to get my
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Speaker 3: little side dish there, and old Hoidy j regurgitatest it
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Speaker 3: this massive chili with craploads of saliva, and it was
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Speaker 3: really stretchy and sort of clinging. Morella like Mack Sorella
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Speaker 3: and put anyone was trying to be polite and just
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Speaker 3: look away, ah and did that.
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Speaker 6: Anyway.
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Speaker 2: It was very sort of quiet after that.
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Speaker 3: But the terrible thing about it was it burnt for
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Speaker 3: about fifteen minutes afterwards, and I was trying to carry
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Speaker 3: on like it was all g right, Oh, that's a
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Speaker 3: bit hotter than I thought, And actually I was on
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Speaker 3: in immense pain.
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Speaker 7: Right in terms of the in laws that you think
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Speaker 7: you've gone up in their esteem, down in their esteem,
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Speaker 7: or stayed the same.
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Speaker 3: Look, I'll be honest with you, Maggie, I don't think
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Speaker 3: I can go any further down with those bastards.
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Speaker 4: So hang on. I'm attracted to my in laws and
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Speaker 4: you're in laws of bastards.
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Speaker 2: No, they're good bastards.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And I'm not attracted to mine.
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Speaker 6: Wow.
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Speaker 4: Wow, No, don't just back me up on this one.
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Speaker 2: So that's not a bad thing, what you mean?
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Speaker 4: It's not a bad thing.
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Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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Speaker 1: and kisy Is.
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Speaker 3: Didg had there on the radio hoed Arky Big Show
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Speaker 3: this Friday afternoon. The time twenty four minutes four o'clock.
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Speaker 3: Any froud out shy days there, Keezy, What the hell.
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Speaker 4: Does that mean? Any froud out? So you mean shoutouts
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Speaker 4: on a Friday.
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Speaker 3: That's what I mean a month ago and then I
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Speaker 3: made a mistake and they're right stuck.
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Speaker 5: Ever since that's out Shadow, keep them coming three four
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Speaker 5: eight three. You're going to draw for a twenty prize pack.
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Speaker 5: Big froud out to my brother Luke and his wife
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Speaker 5: Kayla married five years tomorrow, backbones.
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Speaker 3: Oh that's from Allen, now, Allen, Yeah, that's good on
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Speaker 3: you man.
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Speaker 4: Get a Fellers.
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Speaker 5: Can I please get a froud out for Nato, the
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Speaker 5: absolute mad bastard? No, you're mad dog, keep him coming,
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Speaker 5: fell Fellas Feelers.
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Speaker 2: We're a team here, aren't we?
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Speaker 4: Feir we Wolves? I think so.
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Speaker 2: And when we're sort of feeling a bit down and
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Speaker 2: then the dumps and so half we gifted each other
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Speaker 2: up down in the dumps.
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Speaker 3: And we like to a go easy on hod J
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Speaker 3: Day or yeah yeah, yeah, it's usually a go easy
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Speaker 3: on Keezy day.
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Speaker 2: But but yeah, you're.
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Speaker 4: Right, Keezy, thanks man.
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Speaker 3: And I did something today that I well, I disgrace myself,
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Speaker 3: Oh god, and I feel really bad about this. I
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Speaker 3: don't know if you guys do this. I do this
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Speaker 3: all the time in my house. Pillage yourself, yes, but
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Speaker 3: I mean I pillage myself so often, Mogi, It's gone
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Speaker 3: beyond feeling bad about it.
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Speaker 2: It's almost like.
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Speaker 4: A tech now pillage.
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Speaker 2: You know.
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Speaker 3: I find myself actually, I find myself actually do it, pillaging.
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Speaker 2: Myself and I'm not even aware of that.
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Speaker 7: I'm doing it, pillaging with the one hand and eating
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Speaker 7: an apple with the other.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and my dog's just looking at me weird on
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Speaker 2: the couch. You know what I mean?
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Speaker 4: Is this nothing?
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Speaker 2: But that's not the That's what I mean.
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Speaker 3: It's not when I'm pillaging myself that I sort of
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Speaker 3: you know, okay, But I do this a lot in
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Speaker 3: my house where and I think a lot of men
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Speaker 3: are guilty of, okay, and probably woman too, of being
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Speaker 3: really really hungry and going from the pantry to the
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Speaker 3: fridge and opening both up and going.
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Speaker 2: What I feel like.
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Speaker 4: You do it more than anyone else I've ever known.
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Speaker 3: Do I feel like cheese on toes maybe or maybe
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Speaker 3: a poached egg. And I do that for like half
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Speaker 3: an hour, an hour, an hour and a half, just
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Speaker 3: back and forth. And today I just broke and at
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Speaker 3: nine o'clock. I cracked up in a bag of cheeseballs
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Speaker 3: and that was my breakfast. And I thought, look what
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Speaker 3: I'll do is I'll have twenty or thirty cheese balls
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Speaker 3: just to break the sort.
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Speaker 2: Of sort of rap that I'm in right now.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know very well, Mogi, my addictive nature
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Speaker 3: was a big bag of cheese balls.
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Speaker 5: How did you eat them? Because I'm picturing you pouring
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Speaker 5: them into a bowl. No, I just and then putting
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Speaker 5: milk on it.
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Speaker 3: I ate about ten of the cheese balls, and then
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Speaker 3: I put the pig I've got a peg out from
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Speaker 3: the pantry and I picked them right and I put
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Speaker 3: them back in and then I sat on the couch.
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Speaker 3: And then about a minute later, I took the pig
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Speaker 3: off and I ate.
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Speaker 2: The whole damn lot.
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Speaker 4: You put the pig back on, No, because they were empty. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: eat the whole bag.
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Speaker 2: I ate the whole bag.
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Speaker 4: You're good on you man.
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Speaker 2: And then and that was at nine o'clock in the morning.
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Speaker 2: And yeah, I was looking at myself in the.
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Speaker 3: Bathroom mirrow with just cheese cheese dust on my nets
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Speaker 3: because I was naked as well.
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Speaker 2: That I just felt like such a piece of ship, Mogie.
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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I was like, I work out.
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Speaker 3: So hard on such a fitness hell freak that you know,
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Speaker 3: something like that just really bummed me out, and I'm
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Speaker 3: just feeling a bit low in spirits about it.
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Speaker 4: What did you have for breakfast? Moogie?
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Speaker 7: Uh?
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Speaker 4: I had?
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Speaker 7: I had scrambled eggs, three eggs on toast without butter,
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Speaker 7: because you're trying to get my calories down, and some
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Speaker 7: and some avocado.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: I had avocado on toast with some red onion diced
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Speaker 5: up and some.
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Speaker 4: Chili flakes on a beautiful Yeah. Do you have a
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Speaker 4: bag of it?
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Speaker 2: I had a large bag of cheese.
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Speaker 7: U bag of cheese. Did you wash it down with
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Speaker 7: a black coffee and a dart?
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Speaker 3: I had a couple of darts after that? But can
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Speaker 3: I Can I say something.
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Speaker 4: Else if it's about pillaging yourself? No?
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Speaker 3: No, I I And well that was the thing I
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Speaker 3: ate the cheese balls, had a couple of darts, pillaged
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Speaker 3: myself and then went back into the fridge. And because
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Speaker 3: you know how it is, sometimes you've already done a
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Speaker 3: terrible thing.
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Speaker 2: He discards. I guess I've done it.
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Speaker 3: Now.
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Speaker 2: There's a big block of chocolate in there.
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Speaker 3: What's it called The with the little crunchy bits and
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Speaker 3: the little dubes in it?
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