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Season One, Episode 9: Doomkirk Part 5: Lay the Hammer Down · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

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Greeting Scum, Happy Merc Tober, and Welcome to Foil to the Face.
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My name is Cannibal Chris, and I'm gonna be our GM again as we
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dig deeper into Doomkirk. This is Doomkirk Part 5.
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Hello. I am Levi.
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Bye What a super. Weird, terrible person.
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And I'm Thomas playing We Met. I'm Kevin.
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I'm playing Rundle. And Barbie here.
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Oh God. Oh, that's his voice.
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I remember now, I. Love it.
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I'm Nate, and I'm playing Mayor Cedric Flail.
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So last we left you guys, you were deep in combat with this
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pale one. All four or five of you were on
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one side of this broken hallway that was broken by a worm
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tunnel. This pale one stands on the
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other side of this. It's elongated appendages,
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elongated neck, melted face, gossamer white robes and a sly
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hander, Weemut went. We're right in the middle of
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initiative. I don't know what we were
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thinking, just let's just stop it in the middle of initiative.
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But Weemut went, the rest of the party is yet to go.
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And then the pale one was last in initiative.
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So and he is, or it is hard to say, damaged.
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We'll go with that, but still. In his nose you did well, that's
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that's why he's damaged. That's probably one of the few
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reasons why he's damaged. Either way, that leaves
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everybody else in the party to do what they will.
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Who wants to do what? Well, where am I?
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Where is Barnaby DeVito standing?
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You are I. Remember you got pulled up out
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of the trench by there was a somebody I.
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Think there was a little map somewhere.
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Yeah, I have a little map. OK, I got one right here.
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I have a my dad pictures drawn out and everything.
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Where am I? In location to the pale one you
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are across the worm tunnel on, standing on the edge of this
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broken hallway as it is on the other side of.
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The closest of people, yes. Yep.
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And again like I said, this is a pretty good distance across.
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I realized at the end of last episode I said that like long
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weapons could probably reach this, but thinking it's a 20
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foot wide tunnel, it probably isn't true.
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So it can't be that wide because you already did some stuff
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across from it. So it's not it's only 10 people.
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I'm. Going to pick up a rock and
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throw it? You're going to pick up a rock
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and throw it. That's a pale 1.
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Go for it. Yeah, There's rocks all over.
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The place is underground. So yeah, give me your presence
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test. Oh.
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Fuck, I shouldn't have done that.
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Well, it's a dirty 1A dirty one, all right, that's a straight up
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fail, so you pick up a rock and just whip it over the shoulder.
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Did I get them? No.
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No, sorry. These old shoulders, they're
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just not what they used to be. It's probably from all that milk
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and milk. You're not wrong.
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You're not. Wrong right out in the money.
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And worms thinking when they're when they're young, they're nice
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and. Easy.
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We don't have time for no weird. Steve.
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That's why these fingers. When they're young, they're
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still that's gross. I'm going to try and stab this
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thing with the Bulls. OK, go for it.
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Give me strength. You're 12.
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Fine. OK, Yeah.
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That's a 19. Beautiful.
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Give me the damage, please. OK, 5 -?
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D6. I knew it.
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I fucking knew it was big. It's big -6.
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Oh fuck. Wonderful.
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So you thrust the voles at it and it stabs through its linens.
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Just going to rip through it and then that's it.
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We're right about Rundle and Lefty.
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I kind of want to move back. Too, by the way, you're going to
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kind of back up on the end of the hall and get out of, like,
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off the edge of the Cliff there. Yeah.
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OK. You know, I'm not one for
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running away, but I think we should.
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Let's get out of here. You're leaving with.
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Then I'm just backing up out of range of this giant sword.
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Oh, got you. I'm not in the greatest
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position, like I do have some skeleton armor for the time
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being, but my like actual HP is 3 out of 11.
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So OK, I got you. That's a lot.
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What do you have? Speaking of which.
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I have 5 out of eight. OK, you're doing all right.
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Well, don't have any armor. I have 12, OK, what about?
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What about you guys? I'm just getting a little.
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I'm at 7 OK. At 7-8 out of eight.
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Oh, OK, great. Everyone's doing pretty great.
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Do you? Do you have some healing stuff,
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don't you? Yeah, but I don't want to waste.
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It on you. I know that's the problem.
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I think answering you in character you just.
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Become another person. Locked in?
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I don't know. All right.
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What about you, Kevin? Yeah.
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Rundle's going to pull fun up out of his satchel and my
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friend, What do you think I should do in this situation?
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Give me AD 8. OK.
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What the fuck is he doing? I.
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Don't think he's talking to his. Oh, that's a one.
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OK, and then give me a presence test.
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Presence test. That's a six, OK.
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It doesn't fucking matter. We're all gonna die here.
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Become one with the worms of this place.
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It doesn't matter. Nothing fucking matters.
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And because of his very nihilistic words, incur a -, 3
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penalty to all of your roles for D4 hours.
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Oh my God, that sucks. He goes friends, sucks Dick.
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That's why he keeps him around. Your friends asshole.
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And that's gonna be 4. Three hours. 3 hours.
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To be fair though, you wrote this yourself, Kevin.
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That's your fault. Yeah.
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Oh, I know you did this. To you.
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I did this to me. -3 to all roles for three hours.
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That's insane. OK, well, so be it.
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This thing then. Cause did you?
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OK, so you guys are all kind of in.
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Oh, you're Barnaby. You're in range for sure of this
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Zlayander. Assuming he doesn't progress,
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you two are not we met. It probably isn't either, cuz
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he's probably in the back of the yeah, he's shooting right and
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Rundle probably is. Just wanna get a net 20 on this
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motherfucker. Break some armor.
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Got it. This thing leaps the you can
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kinda see it load its legs. It's really spindly legs and
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leaps across this thing with the sly hander raised overhead, and
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it looks like it's coming at you.
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Two guys give me AD two and one is going to be Barnaby and two
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is going to be Rundle. Go ahead, Rundle.
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This is what I wanted. To avoid, Yep, D2.
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It's a one. It's a one that's got Barnaby.
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No, Barnaby. Give me ADR 12 agility test.
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Oh boy. How can he jump so high he can
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walk so slow? Those disgusting twig legs.
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Agility, you said yes. That's 12 on the nuts.
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Oh my God. OK, so you see this thing leap
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across this, and with its Slyhander raised, and it's
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coming right before you, Barnaby.
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And you. What do you do to get out of the
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way? He tried some milk.
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Oh, I I have a coughing fit from the spittle in my mouth.
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OK, damn it. We.
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We. Forgot about the fucking worms
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again. Yeah, and so Barnaby with his
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coughing fit, the IT kind of retracts from the range of this
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and it sinks into the side of the collision ground and just
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shatters the stone. My weird comb over kind of like
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Donald Trump fluffs in the wind that's pretty good at this
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thing. Then this pale one is in the
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bottom of the trench kind of right down in the bottom between
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the two broken parts of the tunnel with that role
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initiative. Anybody we're going to go Rundle
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do. It.
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OK, that's a 5, but. Minus three.
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A -, 3 to any role, right. It does say any role.
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Fuck, that's any personal role. I'm gonna say, though, just to
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make that so you don't get fucked entirely.
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And I don't think that that would apply to the entire party,
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though. You know what I'm saying?
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So that is a. But to be fair, I didn't make
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Grundle roll it. Yeah, you did this.
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OK, Yes, let's do that. So 5 -, 3 is a 2I.
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Didn't have to talk, voyeered myself.
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I don't know. Got this.
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Scaring this fly, man so it weeps again out of this thing
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and again Rundle. You're the only one standing
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there towering. Yeah, I bet it like kind of
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kicks up the the, the, the close side of this tunnel and it like,
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swings its sword in an upward slash as it does so.
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DR12 Agility. All right, that's easy.
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For you, not now. That's a nine my.
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Agility is +3 and I have -3 to all rolls, so you're rolling rod
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then. I have an omen you want to
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spend, I actually. No, Save your omen.
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I have an omen. OK, I'm gonna lower.
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Yeah, I'm. Gonna reduce?
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Yeah, it's this Y hand reduced by 4, so you'll end up as with
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an 8 Dr. So A9 beats, A9 succeeds.
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You don't want that Dr. 10 on you.
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OK, great. So what is what is this this
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blade? You see?
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It is coming right at you and it's about to decapitate you.
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What is he saved? Think or do to or initiate the
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open and then that's saving him. Seeing this by Hander coming
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straight down for him he he already knows that fun up has
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basically just said you know it doesn't matter whether you die
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or not and he just kind of the the fly sort of just split like
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it did on the other attack. Yeah, with the the hands.
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And just remember split him basically in two as this by
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hander goes between him and then reforms.
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That's awesome. Very cool.
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That's you guys then. I want to be flies and it lands
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kind of back down in there because it didn't quite run up
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it, but it like kind of ran up it to get the close the
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distance. I'm out of skilled.
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I'm. I'm beaten.
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Up the halfpipe, Yeah, yeah, Ran up the halfpipe.
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That's kind of what it looked like, probably.
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And you're standing up on top of it.
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Fuck you, Tony Hawk. I'm dusting off these shit boots
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and I'm getting out of here. How?
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Wide is this tunnel. We're in this.
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Fucking guy. Well, the hallway that you guys
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are standing in is probably so this guy.
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'S in front of us? Which is no.
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It's gotta be wider than that considering you guys are all
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clustered, isn't it? So probably 10 feet wide.
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Fuck, this guy's in front of us. Yeah, he's in the bottom of this
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trench and that that trench is about 20 foot diameter, right?
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So you think if it's a complete circle it's 20.
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So he's like 10 feet down, 'cause it probably broke this
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thing half you evenly split. Are we running?
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Is that what we're doing? I want to run.
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Those worms on this thing. Oh yeah, those.
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Well, I don't have, I don't have control, these Dick wranglers.
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Oh, let me touch him. I can speak with the worms.
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Oh, bitch. Slip your finger and do
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something. Take a tickle.
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What? Are you talking about?
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I don't want to know what your fucking love language.
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Just get those motherfuckers in there.
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I take out my warm rain whip thing and I crack it above them
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and I I don't know how to give me a presence test.
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Yeah. Oh, OK.
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This is how he warms them up. Give me another one for the
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other one, OK? You're doing it for.
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Two, that was a -1 and a Nat one.
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OK. So you crack this whip.
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The one just kind of Burrows into like a little ball, sort
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of. What are you doing?
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And the other one turns at you, bears its fucking teeth.
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You didn't let me, Malcolm, So I think they're they're not
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domesticated. These things, by the way, are as
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big as a hound, have huge long yellow teeth, tiny eyes and long
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nasty spikes all over. This is way different than what
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I imagined. I figured as mine.
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That's why I said it that way, yeah.
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You imagine the fucking what? James and the giant Peach
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motherfucker like him. I don't know what you're talking
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about. Earthworm that was like the size
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of a poodle are. You going to get attacked by
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these? I don't know.
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It did turn on you. Yeah.
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I feel like it's your turn though.
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But yeah, and it turned out you, menacingly and threateningly
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with the worm could convey such ideas.
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Unfortunately, what I'm thinking here is that we need to pass
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this guy. We don't have a lot of options
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for directions. We at this point, we got to jump
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over him. Oh, that's kind of bad At the 20
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foot gap though. It's a huge fucking jump.
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All right, I want to just. Use them as a stepping stone on
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the. Can I can I pick up these worms
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and then jump and then jump off this guy's head?
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Wait, so you're. Going to Super Mario this.
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Yeah, kind of what I was thinking.
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So you're going to grab these worms underarm, right?
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Like. Pigs the size of hounds.
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They are big, yeah. They're like Pekingese.
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They're tiny. He's a big guy though.
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He he he probably carries around corpses so he can chop them up.
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So I mean, lifting a big old body isn't a big problem for
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him. I've been carrying around a
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golden skeleton. Yeah, that's also.
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True man, any collared collared carried a nook around while he
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was doing that before. So that's not a gut.
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Those are just huge ABS. I'm packing some serious.
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You got the serious core strength.
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Oh, my God. OK, so you're gonna pick them up
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under arm. You're gonna try to jump off of
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his head. And then if I have to, I'll drop
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the worms on them. Like a bomb.
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Like a landmine. Yeah, the worm.
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Bombs. The one's pissed off, so one is
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pissed off. That's true.
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OK, so that's a lot of things. A lot of them are pretty
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ridiculous. Let me do some rolls here.
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Yeah. So the first thing I'm gonna
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have you do picking up those flail worms is probably kind of
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the feet on their own. On its own.
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Especially since the one is pissed so and I want to say
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strength for that because you're going to muscle them.
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I want to call that just to give you the benefit of the doubt of
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14. There's, there's because it
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should be harder than that, but I want.
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To give you one of them rolled, curled up in a ball, yeah, so
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the ball one probably isn't the hardest to pick up.
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And we use an old one. Got a 5 on that roll.
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Oh my God. What am I going for?
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Strength. That's 1414 on the nuts.
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On the nuts. OK, so you pick them both up,
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then you go to try to jump on it's head.
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Oh. A jump and like, land on his
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head and then make it to the other side.
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Goomba style, right? That's a 10 foot jump to like
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bounce off of a dude and then jump again.
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We're above it. You are.
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That doesn't make it a lot easier.
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It does make it slightly easier. I guess.
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Superhuman. I'm gonna call that a 16 agility
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test. Yeah.
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If you can make that 16 agility test then I feel like you can
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manage that no? I used my last omen.
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You got you got a 7 on that? No.
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Oh God. 21 God fucking damn it. OK, so you tell me about that,
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Levi, what exactly does this guy do after he scoops up the what
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his lefty do after he scoops up these dogs?
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I'm. Going to boot Scoon Boogie and
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get on out of here. And then he jumps and then he
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kind of like plants on this guy's head.
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It's kind of squishing him down like an accordion and then drop
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kick him kind of on his head, yeah.
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He's weird. And it springs off to the other
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side. That, I mean, you succeeded the
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role. So yeah, OK.
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So we'll call that a little bit of damage, even because you did
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stomp on his head. We'll call that D2 damage for
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unarmed damage. But I'm wearing shit covered
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boots. Does it hurt more because of
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that? It smells more.
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Not hurting. So no, no bonus.
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Pisses him off more Could be. OK.
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It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
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Yeah, he does have pretty decent damage resistance, but you hear
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like the neck crack underneath your weight crunching and you
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land on the other side but just barely come.
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On Get over here. Does anybody else think that
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capable of that? I I'm like 447.
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Just use the milker as a plank the the milker is.
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He talking? About me, I mean.
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He's told anybody else that he calls the milker milker.
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I don't know what to do now. I think it's we might and you.
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Yeah, we. But it's just like if he could
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do it. I mean, let's hold the B back
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that's there. Just try to follow.
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You got this. You're gonna try to Mario stomp
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him too? I'm gonna try it.
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All right. Well, you don't have worms under
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your arms, so I'm gonna call that a 14.
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Yeah, and I have no omens. So this is going to be a this is
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a ridiculously low Dr. for this. I feel like his should have been
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an 18 and these should have been sixteens.
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Well, I got 21 anyway. Yeah, but still.
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That is an 11, that's an 11. So you you keeping that 11?
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I have no omens, so yes, OK, you jump.
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You leap off of the edge of this all broken hallway into aiming
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for this pale one's head. And instead you do land on him,
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but you kind of crumble into him as he does too.
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So both both of you take D2 damage.
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So roll D2 and just use that number for both of you all.
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Right, that's one each give you the benefit out there.
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He will absorb the damage, of course, with his armor, so you
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don't have to worry about that, but you might not.
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I. Don't you have your cousin
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Shield? I I do have the shield of faith
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on my back, 'cause I was wielding a bow, OK?
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And you don't have any armor, do you?
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I do not. OK, so you'll just take the one
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Probably. Unless you want to, while the
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shield is on your back. That's a good point.
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Which probably hurts, 'cause that landed on you.
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Well, you carried it with you, so.
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And his bones. Yeah, his bones.
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And nothing hurts. OK.
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So yeah, you and this pale one are kind of in the pile of
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bodies in a in a heap on the bottom of this worm tunnel here.
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You'll get them next time. Hey, that that's a lot harder
17:53
than it looked guys. It's pretty easy actually.
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Shut up, shut up. So what about Rundle?
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Here he was standing at the end of the Cliff, watching this all
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happen. Yeah.
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Dog pilot. He can't attack everyone at
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once. True.
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Kind of a valid point. Taking the fun of words to air
18:20
quote, heart. You know, being as we're all
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going to be just dead anyways. He's going to take out his
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warhammer and he's going to jump and.
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Swing it right at him. I love it.
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That's really cool. And considering that he's on,
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he's down on the ground, you've got a height advantage.
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Let's give that a little bit of an easier Dr. for an 8 an 8
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calling it two drop downs, one for your your jumping down into
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it, and one for the fact that he's down South -4 total.
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Yeah, cut off his legs. That's a 13 minus my 3 on all my
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rolls. So that's a 10.
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So I'll roll hit. Hey, that would have That would
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have succeeded even if I only dropped it once.
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Nice. OK.
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And oh, D6, that's a 5 -, a three.
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So it's two points of damage. OK, two points of damage.
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And he's got D6 armor. Yes.
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Oh, Oh yeah, I don't think. Damage.
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I don't think damage counts. I mean the wording that.
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With our initiative, yeah, that's.
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Come on, it says all the fact that Kevin was by default just
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doing that. I mean, that's how it works,
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apparently. So I mean, you know.
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All. Right, so on his armor 2.
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So none. OK, yeah.
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So it absorbed the blow. It's stupid.
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You like you. You hit it, like right in the
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forearm of its off hand. No reaction to it.
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You know what I mean? Like that didn't hurt.
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Like you would assume that there will be some kind of reaction,
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but it had none. OK.
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Maybe next time hit him with some oomph instead of blowing on
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him. Whatever you're doing down
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there. So I I believe Cedric and
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Barnaby are left. No.
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Barnaby pissed off the worms. That was his turn.
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Cedric's the only one left here, and he's halfway down the
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tunnel. Well, not halfway, but he's.
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I'm not at the precipice. This is fucking horrible.
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Come on, it's real weird. If I jump with intention, with
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the intention of making it over there, I'm going to fall.
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You can land on my ass. You can use Thomas as a a
20:20
springboard. Enjoy.
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I have to imagine that the pile of bodies that's down there is a
20:24
lot lower than the pill when standing in there, you know what
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I mean? So you're not going to be able
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to use it as the same springboard that you did?
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Miraculously, I assumed Thomas was like, on top of this guy's
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head. You.
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Know they're they're, they're pretty much laying on the
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ground. They did, yeah, they figured.
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Yeah, we just like kind of. They're laying on the ground
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each other, yeah. And that Rundle's even down
20:42
there, I can't jump 20 feet and I have 3 HP.
20:46
Can't even jump the milker. Can't do 10.
20:49
It's. Amazing that you guys can do 10.
20:51
Can I always use the milker? Shit, what do I do?
20:57
Come on, we don't have time for this.
20:59
This is horrible. Just go for it.
21:01
Don't I'll. I'll shoot you up.
21:03
I'll shoot you up. I'll get you your fix, bud.
21:05
Just walk. I'll get you your fix.
21:06
Just walk away. I'll get you your fix.
21:08
Don't worry like 18. But to jump make it across, to
21:12
jump across, I would call it in 18, yeah.
21:14
If you're trying to make a 20 foot far jump long jump
21:17
springboard, there's nobody that's only a 16.
21:20
They're all 8 feet below me. That's about right.
21:23
Yeah, he's preoccupied too, so you could just as easily run
21:26
down the half pipe and up. There's other ways that is just.
21:29
American Ninja Warrior. Yeah, that curved wall or
21:32
whatever they call it, yeah. The warp wall.
21:35
That's what it is. Feeling lucky?
21:39
Yeah, I'll try to do that and like if I can.
21:42
I'll, I'll, I'll stick a hand out for helping.
21:44
A hand. Yeah, I'll try to stick.
21:45
One fucking vulge in the wall and.
21:48
So you're gonna kind of like slide down it and then run
21:50
across and kind of climb the other side with your bulge.
21:53
OK. So I wanna call that because
21:55
that's not that hard to do, but you're trying to do it in a
21:56
timely manner to get out. You're trying to get across
21:59
before anything else pops up, right?
22:00
If anything else happens, yeah. And I wanna put my bulge in
22:03
there specifically so that I have.
22:05
Like if I don't make it, obviously I'll have an right a
22:09
little bit more of an option for getting up there next.
22:12
I'm going to call that a 14 to do by default, but using the
22:15
vulge the way you're going to use it.
22:16
We'll call it a 12. OK, Agility, I assume.
22:21
Yes, yeah, of course. Please fuck.
22:24
Fuck me. Yay 17 beautiful.
22:28
OK, yeah, so 19. Damn.
22:29
Tell. Me about it then that's exactly
22:31
what I do. I I I just slide down the side
22:34
that I'm on. I fuck it.
22:36
Step all over this big ass dude. He's just right in the middle
22:39
anyway. I'm not going to fuck just.
22:42
Oh, not the face, you. Can probably go around him.
22:44
Honestly. Consider how long is.
22:45
The rest of us down here please stab my vulge into the walls and
22:49
like. A lad in your way up there.
22:51
Yeah, do the swing. Just pull pull my weird old
22:57
ghost ass up. There you get 19 I mean.
23:00
God damn it. Fucking.
23:01
Catch that street rat? Oh my.
23:03
God. Oh my God.
23:05
If I had Peps to ship, I would have shipped them.
23:09
So on the far side of this now is Lefty and Cedric.
23:14
Oh, you're you're still on the close end.
23:17
The and you started the most Barnaby character.
23:19
Debatable and and Weemed and Rundle are in the trench with
23:25
the Pale 1, the Pale one and Weemed both prone more or less
23:30
with that. Let's roll initially to the
23:31
Gannon. Let's have Weemed do it.
23:32
I call it on them. That's a four.
23:34
A4 Okay, that's you guys. I wanna stick these worms on
23:37
them, give them distraction. Okay, how are you doing it?
23:42
I'm just gonna throw the worms at them.
23:43
He's gonna throw the worms, Okay.
23:46
We'll call it a presence test, cuz you're throwing it right?
23:49
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
23:52
Yeah, that's considering it ranged.
23:54
We'll call that a 14 because that's kind of tough.
23:56
The ones thrashing around put a bit.
23:57
So throw out, I'm just going to. Throw these ones.
23:59
It's like a word the size of a of owl.
24:02
Except. This flailing around, it's like
24:04
you're trying to throw a baby. These are Pekingese.
24:06
Yeah, and it doesn't want to be thrown like all babies.
24:08
They want to be thrown. Look at them.
24:10
There were two If you were students, who would be down like
24:12
2, like 2 on the Dr. scale. The young ones are squishy.
24:15
He's good at throwing around babies.
24:16
Oh. Killing base.
24:19
Rest in. Filth, that's.
24:23
A good number? I I throw them out?
24:27
Do I do 2 rolls? Why not?
24:30
You have two things. OK.
24:33
OK. They just kind of throw them
24:34
both in the pit. So you throw them both and one
24:37
one of them goes into the pit, but it falls way short, kind of
24:40
slides down the close wall. The other one lands on the end
24:43
of the angry one because it was hard to throw.
24:45
Do its thrashing Lands right on the end of this.
24:48
Press the end of the Cliff and it's like it's an at you.
24:51
Oh. God, you'll behave over there.
24:54
Don't make me kick you down there.
24:58
What about the rest of you Maniacs Speaking of?
25:00
Weenit's going to try to untangle himself and try to
25:02
scramble to the other side. OK, Yep, that probably doesn't
25:07
require a roll to do because you're just getting up off the
25:10
ground and running over there. Oh, maybe it does.
25:12
He's entangled with. The he is entangled with this
25:14
thing. Yeah.
25:15
I suppose if you fail, you're not OK.
25:17
Now give me ADR 12 Agility. That's an 18.
25:22
Beautiful, yeah. You managed to untangle yourself
25:25
from the pale one's body from its limbs and run across to the
25:30
other side and run up the wall and grab it and pull yourself
25:33
up, only to see that there is one of these flail worms, as you
25:36
saw it come down too, like, kind of right at the same time that
25:39
you're going up it the other one right at the top of this Cliff.
25:44
So you pretty much came up the clip to see his ass and.
25:46
And it like hisses and I'm just like I grab it by the tail and
25:49
just try to flip it over my. Head Yeah, go ahead, pull in.
25:51
There, I like that that call it a Strength 12.
25:57
Yeah, I don't do that. OK, you grab, you grab it's tail
26:01
at the end of its body or whatever.
26:02
I mean, it turns around and hisses at you.
26:05
Oh boy, this poor worm. Yeah, you're just real in
26:09
defensive mode I think. What about the rest of you guys?
26:12
Or we would soon. It's kidding.
26:13
That might be because who also draws this thing's aggro?
26:16
Yeah, No. Shit, Rundle's gonna see that we
26:20
met, ran up the side, or at least tried to, and he's gonna
26:23
do the same thing. Yeah, you're standing up there
26:24
still. You kinda came down with your
26:26
hammer smash face. Yeah, so agility.
26:31
Yes, 12. Actually it'd be easier for you,
26:34
probably because you're not tangled up.
26:36
So 10. OK.
26:37
Well, it's still a six, so. OK.
26:39
Well, so yeah, you've done it. You see Wima do that.
26:42
You run up there, you go like run up the side to grab the
26:45
Cliff, but you're too short and you just kind of slide down on
26:47
your belly. This looks really.
26:51
Sad. Pathetic.
26:52
Yeah. Pathetic.
26:53
Then we got Cedric and Barnaby's, though it just looks
26:57
so sad in my mind. I'd be like, oh dude, you gonna
27:03
die. What's the?
27:06
You're standing there. With Lefty Cedric, and you've
27:09
got that angry flail worm now paying attention to Weenits
27:13
Barnaby. You are.
27:15
Where are you? Again, he's on the opposite.
27:18
Yeah, you're standing on the far side from everyone.
27:19
Else now flail my flatty body through the air and try to pull
27:24
Volt with my staff. Using the pale one's head.
27:27
You're gonna OK, so you're gonna with your staff like you're
27:30
gonna plant it into the pale one and like pull.
27:32
All the I'm gonna get, I'm gonna step back like 2 feet from the
27:35
edge and then take just this awkward sprinting run and then
27:38
fly through the air. He just describes the worst
27:40
things for himself. Let's call it ADR 14 Agility.
27:44
OK, I use my omen. OK.
27:49
Because that was not a good. Number.
27:51
Neither is that or that's a. 6 Is that locked in now?
27:54
That's fucking locked in tight. OK, so you you like take a
27:58
running start with your with your with your staff.
28:00
I used to be the best back in high school.
28:02
You leap and you plant that staff down into what you assume
28:06
to be the pale one's face, right?
28:07
But instead it grabs both its arms, grabs this thing, and it
28:11
throws you down the corridor and you land.
28:15
Take AD 6 damage, and we'll call it that to the Pale One's turn
28:18
as well. As it throws you 22 damaged, do
28:21
you have armor? No, Sir.
28:22
OK, so just a flat two. Yeah.
28:25
You land with a crash like 20 feet down the hall, down the
28:29
core, down this worm tunnel to the north.
28:33
That's not good. No.
28:35
And then I guess that is, it's turned by, I assume that it'll
28:39
get up as it does that. And then the flail worms.
28:42
The one what? Freak it.
28:45
Out the foil worm in the tunnel tries to like, like, wriggle its
28:51
way back up. No, you stay down.
28:53
There and and there's. Rundle's like laying with his
28:57
like stomach against this thing. He sees the kind of wriggling
29:00
path, but the other one on top. It bites at your face, which is
29:06
peeking up over this Cliff. Give me ADR.
29:10
Well, it would be a 12 agility, but you're kind of holding
29:13
yourself onto this, so we're going to call it a 14.
29:15
Yeah, no, that's a solid hit. It's a solid hit.
29:18
OK, take D6 damage as this thing bites your your would be your
29:23
nose cavity. That is too damage.
29:26
That's nothing. OK, not bad.
29:28
It's hard to bite. Bone doesn't hurt a lot.
29:31
I imagine it's still kind of like hanging on to like my nose
29:35
area, so like to like the holes, it's like.
29:39
Yeah, it's it's got like, some of its teeth through your eye
29:41
socket. Oh, you have an eyeball.
29:42
Never mind. So he he just got like your nose
29:45
and your upper jaw, just like I love that.
29:47
He's holding the tail and that thing's now like bent into you
29:50
biting his face, completed the circuit.
29:52
Yeah, a rubber rose. Anyway, that puts us to
29:57
initiative again. Let's have Cedric roll it.
30:00
Mayer Oh, mayonnaise, that's us. That's why it's you.
30:03
It's a six. Nice.
30:04
OK, what do you guys do? I'm glad to make it clear with
30:07
all the other problems that we have right now, right now round
30:11
about the time this is all over, I have a feeling that I'm going
30:14
to be attacked by my own skeleton.
30:17
So just to throw that out, there is another problem for everybody
30:23
also not doing too well. So that's likelihood of that
30:27
ending well is very low. Refresh me again how long it is
30:31
before that happens. Oh, it's 10 rounds, isn't it
30:34
actually? Or 10 minutes of combat.
30:35
Do something like that. No, I rolled it.
30:38
That's a nine. That's a nine, and we'll call
30:39
that we already ran 4 rounds. Yeah, I'm not sure that's
30:42
accurate, but it sounds good to me.
30:43
It is. No, I don't have it in the worst
30:45
possible situation. No, you're fine.
30:48
I'm not you're. You're away from the big guy.
30:50
I'm down on the court. I have to in order to get up the
30:53
wall. Just run down the worm tunnel.
30:54
Is this like a subway? Yeah, that's a great way to look
30:57
at it. Yeah, it's like they were on the
30:58
platform. Yeah, there's a.
30:59
Whole OK, Yeah. So I have to go back towards
31:02
him. Maybe I'm 20 feet away.
31:03
Yeah, just go. Up and And the platform is real,
31:05
real small because it's just a core.
31:07
It's just a hallway. So it's 10 feet wide if you
31:09
think about it. Yeah, Yeah, real small platform.
31:11
It's about 10 feet up too, because.
31:13
Can I? Can I do some like warm
31:15
whispering and feel the tunnel walls and see if the big worm is
31:20
going to come burrowing through anytime soon?
31:23
OK, so with that thought in mind, you're kind of feeling the
31:25
walls. You know the subway.
31:27
I know what you mean. Yep.
31:28
Yep. So you feel for that telltale
31:30
vibration and don't hear it. Don't feel it.
31:34
Well, shit, on a piddle stick. This ain't good.
31:38
And I'm going to. I'm going to try to it.
31:40
Does the pale one seem distracted?
31:42
Can I sneak up to the? It's standing there in the spot
31:45
that it was literally lying in, and it's just staring at you
31:48
with his lie. Hand that's not great.
31:50
Yeah, it's just facing you. What's behind me?
31:53
Behind you, you, it's a tunnel. The tunnel does go Into
31:56
Darkness, but you do see not for not much further down.
32:00
If you were to keep going in the direction that you were thrown,
32:02
it looks like it opens up into a room because you see what will
32:06
again look kind of like subway platforms, but but are longer.
32:09
I run that way. OK.
32:11
Yeah, you run that way and then you see as you kind of come to
32:13
an open area that this room is quite open.
32:16
You you could be you're still again, you're in the bottom of
32:18
this tunnel, so everything is like 10 feet above you, you know
32:20
what I mean? But you see just a large room
32:23
from your perspective, I suppose you can't see much else that you
32:25
were currently in. So we'll leave you there because
32:27
that's probably enough of a return for you to run that far
32:30
rock. Let's see, Cedric went right.
32:32
No. Oh, you said things you can't.
32:35
You talking with your turn is going to get worse.
32:37
OK, so it's everybody the Barnaby.
32:40
Weemit Weemit's going to pull himself up and then try to
32:43
dislodge this worm from his face and throw it at the pale 1.
32:47
OK. So I'm going to call that
32:48
Strength 14 to do all that at once.
32:52
Yeah, that's not happening. I got a 8.
32:55
Can I give him a helping hand? How does that look?
32:57
I'm just going to grab the tail and pull.
33:00
Going to grab the body because he's got the tail in his hand.
33:02
He's got this his. And then I'll grab his jowls.
33:05
Which are around his skull. Yeah.
33:07
OK, I'll grab his. Jowls to.
33:08
A12 if you still want to make. It to bring it to a 12.
33:11
Yeah, that's true. He still.
33:12
Can't make it. I'm mad at 8:00.
33:14
OK, ideally and we'll go back for that one, but like, oh I.
33:18
Got it. I got it.
33:20
Here. Here's what we do.
33:21
OK, yeah. So Baskins manages to grab the
33:25
worm, which lets me go, and then I just slide right back down
33:28
past. The other Worm and and Rundle.
33:31
Yeah, OK yeah, Rundle. And you're just like, right
33:33
there by the by the pale one's feet again.
33:37
Well, shit. Yeah, it's standing right there
33:39
in the bottom of the trams. That's unfortunate.
33:42
Staring up at him? Yeah, he's not noticing you
33:44
though. You see is is fixed very heavily
33:47
on the what's down the trail. Come on, currently, what about
33:51
the rest of you? Rundle's gonna grab the worm
33:54
that's trying to make his way up, pissing him off.
33:56
He's gonna try to grab him, throw it at the pale one and try
34:00
to skirt up the wall. I like that.
34:02
Everybody's planning. Yeah, just throw the worms at
34:04
the fucking pale one. OK?
34:05
So I'll call that ADR 14 strength.
34:07
Oh boy. Oh, that's a 19 minus it's a -,
34:11
1. For my strength, that's 18 and
34:13
that's -3 because I suck. So that is 15.
34:17
Full of success, So yeah, you. Grab that worm by the scruff of
34:23
its neck, whatever that looks, whatever part that is, and you
34:26
whip it at it. And we're gonna call that damage
34:29
to the to the pale one as this thing lands on it.
34:33
So that's D6 damage minus D 60. That's a one.
34:39
OK, never mind yeah, fuck yeah. It just fuds into the into its
34:43
thigh. So.
34:44
These worms are useless. But you do manage to crawl up to
34:47
the top of this, as while you're doing that, I'm going to start
34:50
heading back into the room where this thing came from.
34:52
OK, so you're going to just head down the hall.
34:54
You head down these little stairs then and into this
34:56
doorway. It's about as far as you get.
34:57
And you see that? This room?
34:59
Yeah, this dimly lit by candles. They're regardless of like, what
35:03
happens, it seems like these flames don't go out.
35:05
Strong smell of incense lingering, this basin of stale
35:10
water sitting to you, the right to view as you enter the room.
35:13
And at the far end you do see a large relief depicting uncanny,
35:17
almost human beings. They face you praying.
35:20
Looking down at the bottom is a small basilisk.
35:23
One head is being severed and the other protrudes with a
35:25
bloodied open mouth, looking up. That's what you've seen in this
35:29
room, right? Did I hear anything about exits?
35:32
No, actually, yeah. Again as you see that you you
35:36
you came in the only exit. That's unfortunate.
35:39
Then we're just left with Lefty, I believe.
35:42
I grabbed that. Oh no, you did that.
35:43
OK, never mind. So that's everything then?
35:45
It's the pale one. Who?
35:48
Even though he did get hit in the thigh by a worm, he just
35:52
kind of lumbers. Not lumbers, but the way that he
35:54
kind of lumbers slowly down the hallway, up this corridor,
35:58
towards the direction that Barnaby went.
36:01
Then the flail worms themselves, the one that you're holding,
36:07
turns its whips, its tail at you.
36:09
Bad boy. So give me ADR 12 agility test.
36:16
What's a nine? Give me it.
36:17
Gives you damage. Take D6 damage.
36:20
Sweet sweet touches as this. Flail tail whips, yeah.
36:24
Oh, that's a four. Oh no, Yikes.
36:27
This tail, you see, like it, it's a it's literally a flail on
36:30
the end of its tail, and it sinks.
36:34
All of its like all the spikes on one side is into your ribs
36:36
and it just sticks there. Just Enya.
36:39
Sturdy center and mast all. I didn't appreciate that at all.
36:43
No reaction, right? The other one continues off down
36:47
the hall in the other direction, down the corridor.
36:50
Like the opposite way that the hill isn't going really not
36:53
doing what it was supposed to be.
36:55
It's roll initiative. Barnaby, go ahead.
36:57
No. Barnabas.
36:59
Barnabas 3, That's them. So that one worm continues to
37:04
go, and at this point is lost into the darkness.
37:08
The Pale 1 continues lumbering down, and at this point,
37:11
Barnaby. You're kind of like standing
37:13
there looking around trying to get your bearings or whatever
37:16
kind of take in the room that you're in.
37:17
And you see him like the looming out of like the darkness of that
37:21
tunnel and he's about to about to move away from you.
37:24
So if you were to not move, you would get your next turn And the
37:27
flail worm in stuck currently in Lefty's ribs.
37:31
We can't. Do that for now.
37:33
You're on me. Yeah, and it.
37:35
We are one. Even though it's anchored by its
37:37
tail, it whips around to bite you with its mouth as well.
37:39
I. Still got a hold on his face.
37:41
You do. That's true.
37:43
My. Hand.
37:45
That's true. Yeah.
37:46
It's trying to, like, shake its head.
37:48
I would try to maybe sink teeth into you.
37:50
We're going to call that agility test ADR 10 because it's easier
37:53
since you've got and got the upper hand on it.
37:55
What's 9 give me? Another fail some more damage.
38:01
Brother, Yeah, you're all hurt, so take D6.
38:05
More damage as this thing clamps onto your forearm.
38:09
Oh my gosh. You're supposed to be my friend.
38:13
That's a 5. What are you at now?
38:14
3. 'Cause you took nine damage in
38:16
two rounds, you're at three at 30.
38:19
God, this thing is like, is it literally has like, its flail
38:22
tail into your ribs and this. You're like, connect.
38:25
Yeah, you are one now. Yeah, that's real.
38:28
Now it's you guys. Can I remove this thing and just
38:31
drop it into the crevasse? Give me a strength, Dr. Oh, I'd
38:35
say 12, but it's connected in two points.
38:37
We're going to call it a 14. You know, if we had just melt
38:39
the worms, they would have been way more.
38:41
Susceptible. You may be right.
38:42
The refractory period would have made it good deal.
38:45
That's a fucking 19. Nice.
38:46
So you managed to rip him off of your arm and your ribs, which
38:50
hurts like hell. I just think I'd give you a
38:55
little brick gap for you to say Yeah, and you throw it into the
38:58
crevice. Give me a presence test.
39:02
Are you trying to throw it at him?
39:03
Are you trying to throw it? Oh, he's not there anymore.
39:05
Never mind. Don't worry about that.
39:06
I thought you were going to throw it at the news, but he's
39:07
not. He's not there anymore.
39:08
Getting him out of here. OK, yeah, yeah.
39:09
He falls into the into the tunnel.
39:11
You should have been swallowed. I show up right next to him
39:16
after he throws him in. Bad news, bad news.
39:18
It's a fucking dead end down there too.
39:21
And at that point I'm going to reach down for Weeman to help
39:24
him up. And then hearing that, I'm going
39:26
to shrug my shoulders and still help him up.
39:28
OK. We met well, like just pull up
39:33
his bow the the retreating pale one.
39:36
I guess that just leaves us to go after our worm milking
39:39
pervert then and just fire off a shot at the pale 1.
39:43
OK, he's pretty far away. Not too far away though, so
39:47
we'll call it a 14. That is.
39:50
It would draw his attention. In the eleven, OK, it wouldn't
39:52
have mattered anyway. Oh.
39:53
Fuck. He's also, like, I got to
39:55
imagine, two cents. He went off into the worm
39:56
tunnel. He's kind of in the dark.
39:57
So you're kind of shooting, not blind, but like, like tough,
40:00
tough shot. OK, well, let's see who's left,
40:04
Cedric. Jake.
40:06
And Barnaby? Yep.
40:09
Oh yeah, Barnaby. We'll play Barnaby for last.
40:12
I like it. Why don't you reach my back
40:13
pocket and take take a bump of this?
40:17
What did that? Didn't wear pants, remember?
40:18
You've been holding that for a while, haven't you?
40:20
I got a couple. You might need one later.
40:23
Pretty soon here too. Yeah, give me a little here too.
40:25
A little. Here too, OK, I I need some
40:31
fucking health. It's just right in my back
40:34
pocket. You just go grab it.
40:35
I'm. Gonna take it.
40:36
Don't forget to tie off first. How much?
40:41
How much healing is this? Oh, D6.
40:44
D6 Oh man, I'm going to have bad luck with this.
40:46
I can tell already. It's just how it works.
40:50
OK, not as bad as I I. Mean it is the lower half, but
40:53
it's the best result of the lower half.
40:56
So it's all right, Silver. Lining I'm going to have a I'm
40:59
going to have a fucking skeleton attacking me in.
41:03
Essentially 4 rounds. 4 rounds? Yep, I got to keep it in track
41:07
of that. OK, what's in this?
41:09
Is there is is there something crazy in this room that piques
41:12
my interest? You see that you can see the
41:15
room kind of from where you are and you can't see a lot of
41:18
what's on the ground on the floor of the room, I mean
41:20
because of your lower. Anywhere to hide.
41:22
Anything I can use as a trap? Maybe I, You know, Arnold
41:25
Schwarzenegger, this guy? You're in a crevice.
41:28
The first two questions are pretty clear, but the last one
41:30
is confusing. You aren't in sports and
41:31
everything. I don't know what you but oh,
41:35
doing some bigger shit. No, there's no water for you to
41:38
just to hang out in so that he doesn't see with his thermals.
41:40
But worms probably use that even though.
41:44
There's no worm poop he could swim in.
41:46
There probably is. There's probably some chunks of
41:48
it around here. This room, though, you recognize
41:50
as you kind of look it up at the room around you that this
41:53
appears to be the entrance hall. And you know that when you got
41:56
here there was a knocked over statue in this room.
41:58
I'm. Going to go hide behind that
42:00
knocked over statue. OK, so you're going to climb out
42:02
of the worm tunnel, run over to the statue and kind of hide
42:05
there? I'm.
42:05
Going to try to hide OK. So we're going to call that one
42:07
big agility test. We're going to call that ATR 14.
42:10
OK I. Think it's just funny that like
42:12
my my defaults to 14. It's not, but you go to 10.
42:17
OK, so you managed to get out of this thing, but as you're
42:21
running to the statue, you see the pale one is kind of.
42:25
Breached the room you know from the tunnel and he's like
42:27
watching you run over to it. You can see you saw you looking
42:30
back to to like make sure and no you saw you made eye contact.
42:33
I hope you. Didn't see me, didn't see me
42:36
with the eye contact. Yeah, yeah.
42:39
Maybe he didn't notice what he's seeing, but you clearly are.
42:43
He's just like. I see you.
42:46
Maybe he didn't see me. I don't think you saw me.
42:48
Hey, you didn't see me, right? He's waving though.
42:51
Oh, anyway. That brings us to initiative
42:54
Again, Let's have lefty roll it. No.
42:57
That's big house. That's big Hoss.
42:59
So big. Hoss climbs himself out of this.
43:01
Oh, he doesn't worm tunnel in this open room here.
43:05
And he's just like slowly walking to you, dragging this by
43:09
hander on like the tile floor. Other two guards in this room
43:13
there. Are yes.
43:15
That's a great point. They are there this.
43:16
Is the room we've been in. And you see them too as you as
43:19
you run over to that. You see this sweaty, squat
43:22
little man? Just they They've probably seen
43:24
you before. Like, not too long ago, Yeah.
43:26
Yeah, within the last couple hours.
43:28
He's like, holy shit, I'm this guy getting so much trouble I'm
43:31
laying too. Low statue, just
43:32
hyperventilating my head's barely crooked up, all awkward
43:35
next to it. Yeah.
43:37
And it it's like close enough now where like he's kind of
43:40
watching you lay there but still walking towards you.
43:42
He's still not close enough because you ran, you know?
43:45
Yeah, and he had to climb, which you did too, actually.
43:47
Fuck. Either way, he's not quite
43:48
there. The rest of Oh no, it's the two
43:52
worms. The one is in the thing, the
43:55
other one disappeared. That one tries to climb his way
43:57
back up again because he's not done with you.
44:01
What do you guys do though? He's not up it, though.
44:04
If I remember that the guards are in this room, I'm going to
44:07
help. Help me.
44:08
Help me, please. He's there for me.
44:10
He's there for me. Give me a 2D6. 2D.
44:14
Sticks 2D6. Five and a one, so 6/6.
44:20
Hey, fuck you. You're trespassing anyway.
44:22
Let him take you. Let him.
44:24
Take you. What do you mean he's
44:25
trespassing, 28280. Not technically.
44:28
What? What?
44:30
What the? Fuck.
44:33
Look, I'll give you. I'll give you my best
44:34
fertilizer. Fertilizer.
44:35
It's Grady. Good day here I.
44:39
Wish you hadn't said that partner.
44:42
And that's all they got for you. Is that my turn then?
44:45
Yeah, I would say so. Yeah.
44:46
Yeah, you you're laying there yelling at them.
44:51
Well, I'm going to die for Insight.
44:54
I had you roll Reaction and you rolled angered.
44:56
So they're just like, fuck you because you're getting these,
45:01
like, NPCS involved, right? So I figured, let's see, Either
45:03
way, the rest of you then I'm going to hit my needle.
45:08
OK, I got one. One use left.
45:10
Go for it. Please be good.
45:12
Please. Two.
45:15
I mean, five's better than nothing.
45:17
That's true. That's better than three.
45:19
Let's talk about how much damage you took.
45:20
Really. I think our only option now is,
45:24
fuck yeah, back in the tunnel. Do we really have to kill
45:28
anybody here? Probably.
45:29
Well, can we just say in this adventure early, just go back
45:34
out the exit, back out the exit. Are we going to at least like, I
45:38
don't know, watch this worm milker at least die?
45:43
I mean, no. No, he's going to die.
45:44
We can just assume. He's horrid they.
45:47
They disappeared. You probably heard him yelling,
45:48
though at the guard. Them.
45:49
All he. He he is drawn the most aggro,
45:54
but when he dies it goes to the next in line.
45:57
We got to do something about this worm.
45:58
He's got a vengeance and he's got a taste of my blood.
46:04
I mean, luckily I'm low on the threat, Most complex back story
46:09
and all. There's a man with an angry
46:11
skeleton. For now, who just?
46:13
I am my only thing. I have my own fucking problems,
46:16
all right. And then I jumped down and tried
46:19
to stab this worm. Oh, the one trying to climb
46:21
down. Yeah.
46:22
OK. Yeah.
46:22
Let's call that ADR 10 the Strength.
46:25
They were our friends. They were.
46:28
They were hired. That's unfortunate.
46:30
That's a nine. You like?
46:32
You think you got, you kind of know where he is, so you're kind
46:34
of bulging down with it and you just slide right past him.
46:37
Wonderful land on the ground. I meant to do that they look
46:42
planned. So we Mutt and Rundle, you guys
46:44
are left. You guys are both standing at
46:45
the top of this where you just saw him down it.
46:48
I was in the in the. Oh, you were in there?
46:51
Yeah, because we slid down. All right.
46:52
OK. I'm going to go running after
46:55
the Pale 1. OK, so you run up that worm
46:58
tunnel, you come out in the. Open room here, but still in the
47:01
tunnel. We can write him off too.
47:05
Yeah, you get this time run off, don't up the tunnel.
47:08
What about Rundle here? Rundle's going to see everything
47:12
happening. He's like, we're all going to
47:13
die anyway, so I might as well watch him before I go and I'm
47:16
going to follow Weeman. Weeman Gotcha.
47:18
OK. Family's falling apart.
47:22
These guys are fucking crazy. Oh wow.
47:25
I'm just trying to leave. Weeman to give me some
47:28
initiative. That is A1.
47:34
One that's them. So this pale one he gets close
47:37
enough with. He's looking at standing over
47:40
you, and you're going to hide behind this dead.
47:42
I'm on my back looking up with my neck kind of crooked.
47:46
He's got his and you're looking up to see him with his viander
47:48
overhead. Just bringing it down on you
47:51
give me DR14 agility because you're laying on the ground and
47:55
it's pretty hard to get away, but he's behind us, behind the
47:58
statue. Yeah, but so is he, though.
48:00
Like you're not hiding. Such a horror movie.
48:02
Moment it. Is I Love it.
48:06
The perfect Keep rolling. That fucking one, dude.
48:11
Oh no, any what that means. Defence P CS PC takes double
48:15
damage. Armour is reduced to 1 tier.
48:17
Jake, give me AD 10 and then double that number after this.
48:21
Yes, after this break. Welcome back to fly out to the
48:48
face. Damn.
48:51
Jake, you are rolling damage here.
48:53
It is a critical fumble on. There's a fumble on your part,
48:56
so you're going to take double damage here.
48:57
It's AD 10 for this VI hander that this pale one is wielding.
49:01
See that roll? He's dead. 10 damage.
49:05
He's dead. He's dead.
49:08
So yeah, this blade comes down and splits his skull just in
49:11
half. And it that's it, that's all it
49:16
needs to be. He raises his blade back up over
49:18
his shoulder, drops it back down to the ground again and starts
49:21
dragging it like he was going to carry it that way.
49:23
He's like dragging it and he starts walking back to where he
49:26
came from, turn around, goes back that way and he's just
49:29
dragging this blood trail behind him and Weema.
49:33
You're down there in that, in that tunnel, just in this room,
49:37
and you see him walking. You saw what he did.
49:39
You saw the blood spray. You didn't see Barnaby's body
49:42
because he's behind, laying on the ground behind the statue.
49:44
So you saw the pale one, bring the blade down, bring it back up
49:47
again with blood, just like spray across the room and just
49:51
shoulder it, ground it, drag it. What are the 2 guards?
49:58
Yeah, we would see the blood geyser is just like.
50:01
Turns and bolts right back down the Netherland.
50:04
That is just like. As he's going past and he sees
50:08
the rest of the group, he's like, yeah, he's gone, he's
50:10
gone, let's just keep going. And it's like powering down the
50:14
other way, down the other end of the top.
50:15
Yeah, Rundle's right behind you too.
50:17
So what do you do, Rundle? I'm right behind him, OK?
50:20
You. Stay behind him, all right?
50:22
Turn tail, and I follow him. OK, good deal.
50:24
What about you two guys? Who are you at now?
50:26
In the in the? Oh, you're still up in that
50:28
room, aren't you? With the candles, no, I'm just
50:30
at the top of. The Oh, you never made it into
50:32
there. OK, I thought you went in there,
50:33
came back out. OK, so you're at the top of the
50:35
trench, still. You're in the bottom of the
50:37
trench. What are you guys doing?
50:38
You saw them both running back. I gotta.
50:40
I'm gonna. I gotta try to fucking dispatch
50:42
this angry worm. I'm gonna drop off the the ledge
50:45
with my short sword and my stabbard into the worm.
50:48
OK, do that. We'll call that a 10 because the
50:52
dropping height advantage do the high ground that's a 19.
50:56
That hits give me damage. What should I give you damage
50:59
for? I have two weapons on me.
51:00
That is true, and I guess the Dr. should have been harder, but
51:03
it wasn't so well, I also rolled the 19th.
51:06
You did so it wouldn't have mattered.
51:08
Well, give me damage for both of them then.
51:10
All right, so they're both doing one's AD six and one's AD 4
51:13
plus. One, that's not how you do it,
51:14
but that's what we're doing at the moment, Yes, I can't.
51:17
Remember how you actually do it. Otherwise we would do it that
51:20
way. Three and two damage.
51:22
OK, so total of four damage 5. 05/05 Yeah, 3 + 2 gets 4-5 and
51:29
then you're going to take minus V2 and you'll do that twice.
51:32
Plicible tax one SO42SO2 damage, so two damage.
51:37
OK, yeah, you you stab it, it bleeds, but it doesn't seem to
51:40
give a fuck. Damn.
51:42
Kinda. I mean, it obviously hurts, but
51:44
it doesn't change its demeanor as it hisses at you.
51:47
I'm going to try and stab this worm too.
51:49
OK, 12 strength. OK, that's 14.
51:53
Nice please. 7. -2 Two, so it's 5.
51:59
Damage. Oh, nice.
51:59
Tell me about it. Oh, now you guys want to do
52:02
stuff? I just stabbed this thing
52:06
straight into the wall and pull the bulge out.
52:10
We need to like. It's interior is just drained
52:12
from your bulge hole. We need to do something and
52:16
probably fast. The skeleton did not look very
52:20
happy. I think he probably does because
52:25
he's a skeleton. They look really smiling.
52:28
Yeah. Oh, I think we should head down
52:31
this path that just you said that was a dead end.
52:35
As far as I can tell. OK, well, OK, well, he doesn't
52:39
see us yet. So listen, let's get going.
52:40
Let's get. Going all right, scooby-doo,
52:44
just start fucking moving towards where the skeleton start
52:47
was running. So you guys all run the other
52:49
direction down the tunnel? Yeah, OK, so you guys kind of
52:53
just collectively jogging down this tunnel as a group, Like
52:56
just a bunch of casual joggers 4 because he's dead.
53:01
You guys pass the the broken hallway that you guys are
53:04
fighting over and you come to a split in the tunnel left and
53:08
right. Which one looks like it goes in
53:10
an upward motion? Neither.
53:13
They both look like they go out away from you kind of flat, I
53:17
guess. I mean, I don't know no laws,
53:20
but we can. Probably head this direction in
53:23
the westward motion. You're coming from the West is
53:29
still in. Full run and he's like, I'm
53:31
going this way and just right down the left tunnel.
53:34
OK, Yep, you are you guys all following him?
53:37
Might as well. Might as well.
53:38
OK, so you guys all run down that tunnel.
53:40
You guys pass the broken hallway that you guys were fighting
53:44
across the hands, right? You guys keep running and
53:48
eventually you come to. Another room, and this looks to
53:52
be the room that you guys came across the first time you came
53:55
across one of these worm tunnels, not within.
53:58
I guess the second time after the room with all the skeletons
54:01
in, You know that if you were to climb out of the tunnel here and
54:04
go into this room to the left would lead you to that room
54:07
where you played cards with the skeletons or you didn't.
54:09
Some guy that died three territories ago did.
54:13
And if you were to climb out and go to the right, you'd come down
54:15
to those stairs. You would end up back at the
54:17
room with all of the doors and. The worm fucking.
54:20
I mean worm fighting what? Is anyone else lost?
54:25
But the tunnel does continue to go forward.
54:27
Forward. And that's our point.
54:30
Continuing forward and just like Keep on Running dies.
54:34
Dies, dies, dies. She's going to get serious
54:37
pretty quick here. It hasn't already.
54:41
And I start to split from my skeleton.
54:44
Oh yeah, yeah, you do. And your own bones kind of
54:48
materialize back in you. I.
54:50
Always feel like they're, like, kind of fucking.
54:52
You just like. Incorporeal themselves like oh.
54:55
That makes sense. Yeah, so like you, you continue
54:57
to walk, but your skeleton stays behind.
54:59
Yeah, the skeleton just falls out of his ectoplasmic form.
55:02
And then you see the bones kind of just kind of form out of the
55:04
nothing. Like they fade it in.
55:05
Yeah, we got to do. Something about this and
55:07
probably quick. Yeah, and the bones immediately
55:10
recollect and. It's like follow, you guys are
55:13
all jogging down this tunnel and it's like jogging behind you
55:16
guys as well. He needs, he just doesn't have a
55:19
knife or anything. We.
55:20
Need to turn around, turn this around and take care of this
55:22
problem. I mean, I've never been part of
55:24
a gang bang, but all we can do, right?
55:25
Now don't like that at all. And I turn around and try to
55:28
fucking swipe through. These bones OK, give me an
55:30
issue, I'll help. OK us.
55:34
OK, go for it. Fail.
55:37
Yeah, you, you try to swing your voles at him and kind of you're
55:40
kind of all doing your jog and it's behind and you know it.
55:43
And you just like kind of fake out, like stop and then spin,
55:46
but like you way too short. He wasn't as close as you
55:48
thought he was. Fuck I'll, I'll stab him.
55:52
OK, you turn around as well. Give him a stab, Go for it.
55:56
That's cocked. Damn it, they were both good
55:58
numbers. They were so almost doesn't
56:00
matter, but. Oh gosh, it's.
56:01
Still cocked? OK, hold on.
56:04
Oh my gosh. Three in a row.
56:06
Three strikes? You're out to fail.
56:08
OK, 12. OK, there you go.
56:11
Jesus 4. Times it's an armor.
56:13
D6. Yep.
56:15
Two. OK And I think he's got armor.
56:17
He's a regular old. Skeleton now, right?
56:19
He doesn't have armor. Is he a regular old skeleton at?
56:21
This point? Yeah, pretty much.
56:21
Except for he doesn't have 7 HPS 6 OK, SO6HP pretty much.
56:25
Did you do? 22 OK, I swipe at his legs,
56:28
knock him over. There you go.
56:29
Yeah. And he, you knocked him over.
56:31
OK. So yeah, he falls down on the
56:33
ground and like, he doesn't fall as a whole.
56:36
Like like you sweep the legs out from under him and he like,
56:39
falls with on the top on the top half of his legs and crumbles a
56:42
little bit. And then like he legs are
56:44
reconnected. Where do you think you're going,
56:46
Cedric? Do you think you could just walk
56:48
out on me? Beat your.
56:50
Ass. What the fuck?
56:52
Why the fuck is my other half? This.
56:56
Southern I was like saying, are you?
56:58
No, you just took someone else's bones, right?
57:01
You gave them a little bit of love juice.
57:03
They're coming back for you. No.
57:06
Please somebody help me take care of this.
57:08
His name's Mayonnaise. Yeah, what about?
57:10
We've missed it? Don't have.
57:11
Time for this and I'm going to try and shield bash the.
57:14
The skeleton. Okay.
57:15
I like the idea of all of you guys.
57:16
Just like Quick Step, turn around and start attacking this
57:19
thing. Yeah, that's a natural one.
57:22
Natural one. Fuck.
57:24
Dude, that's with his shield. Yeah, I don't think that things
57:28
breakable though it's. Broken.
57:29
I'm gonna use my last omen so you can reroll it.
57:33
Oh, there you go. That's a 10.
57:34
OK, so it doesn't break the shield, at least if it can be
57:37
broken, I feel like it could be. It's not his relic, It's a
57:40
relic. I was gonna say that it just
57:42
like I just tossed it. Oh, there you go.
57:45
That works good. What about Rundle there?
57:48
Rundle's gonna, you know, turn on his heels and pull the
57:51
warhammer out and. Swinging at this skeleton.
57:54
Maybe you shoot it. Maybe.
57:58
It's none of your fucking business.
58:01
Talk to your friends some more to get some of this.
58:04
Trash talking. That's a 2 on it.
58:09
Yeah, you you didn't even like like close the distance.
58:13
You just turned around and swung, almost hit Weedman in the
58:16
side of the head. You need to go wait in the
58:18
corner. Then it's this thing.
58:21
What does it do, Jake? Oh, what does it do?
58:23
Yeah, you're it now. I'm gonna.
58:27
I'm going to he. Doesn't have any weapons.
58:29
I'm gonna spear myself through the the crowd and tackle Cedric,
58:34
OK, yeah. That's perfect.
58:35
Give me strength to roll in raw. Oh, yeah, It's just him.
58:38
He Yeah, you're not the thing. Well, you are, but agility.
58:41
Agility. Dr. 12.
58:42
You know what we're meant to be now get back.
58:44
Here Natural 20. That 20 nice so that you get an
58:47
attack on him. Oh, I do.
58:49
Yeah, that's right. So I imagine he, like, grabs you
58:51
around the waist and you just, like, hold him in.
58:53
And then what? I fail.
58:55
And you fail. So you're trying to like, you're
58:56
trying to, like, get this bulge to, like, stab him, but you're
58:58
like, he's too fucking close. It's really hard to do
59:01
initiative, Jake. Sorry.
59:06
What are you? That's you.
59:08
I'm, I'm, I'm belly hugging, right?
59:10
Yeah, pretty much. I mean, he's not grappled
59:12
technically, but you aren't there.
59:13
Oh, you're like a ghost skeleton, yeah.
59:15
That's probably why he's not grappled.
59:16
Because you can't really grab him.
59:17
Oh, I'm just holding on with both hands to his spine.
59:20
Would you rip Cage? You probably can.
59:22
You're a skeleton, maybe. And we've been together.
59:25
You've been one. Yeah, you've been one.
59:27
You can't just leave me like that, baby.
59:29
And I'm going to start tugging on his spine and try to rip it
59:32
out. Okay.
59:34
Call that agility on your part, Nate.
59:36
Actually, he's grabbing you right Strength.
59:39
I don't know, man. Just like, yeah, agility.
59:43
He's been inside you. 16 Okay Yeah, he is tugging on your
59:47
spine pretty good, kinda. It's just like you're trying to
59:50
like, I don't know, it's it's really confusing to determine
59:53
what exactly is happening there. I'm going to.
59:55
I'm going to like concentrate corporeal, sort of.
59:58
Like, yeah, kind of concentrate and face through the the
1:00:00
skeleton. I like that.
1:00:02
And I assume since it's our turn, I'm just going to, while I
1:00:05
do swing down with the bulge, OK, I like it.
1:00:07
You got to like, jimmied it to the point where you're like your
1:00:10
hand is directly under the blade, pretty much like it's a
1:00:12
giant knife now, not being handled.
1:00:15
No, you know, not going to happen.
1:00:16
The fact that it's a giant knife with a really long handle makes
1:00:18
it very hard to wield like one. What about the rest of you guys?
1:00:23
I'm going to stab at him again. OK, you guys are stabbing a
1:00:26
skeleton. I feel like that does nothing.
1:00:28
I'm. Going to beat it down.
1:00:29
Look at like some games. Still under 100.
1:00:32
I want to break off its arm combined, yeah.
1:00:37
What's a 10? Give me nothing.
1:00:39
You're stabbing a skeleton, so nothing.
1:00:42
Like, it's like hitting ribs and it's just glancing off.
1:00:44
I'm like, it doesn't really like slice because it's his bones.
1:00:48
What about Rundle? And we met.
1:00:50
Yeah, we've been, we've been still wielding the shield
1:00:53
awkwardly. And I'm just like, imagine it's
1:00:56
kind of like the food tray or like a chair.
1:00:58
Just, oh, giving the chair shot. Yeah, love it.
1:01:02
Do it. Yeah, that's an 80.
1:01:05
If you don't, you slam it on the ground and you almost feel like
1:01:08
you almost broke it. But you didn't rundle.
1:01:10
What are you doing? Warhammer.
1:01:12
Skeleton OK, gotcha. -3 that's a 10, OK, so yeah, you're swinging
1:01:20
at it. You're just because he's
1:01:21
grabbing him, you're just really having a hard time connecting
1:01:23
because of his weird angle. You're like giving him
1:01:26
horizontal slashes across the chest, but he's lower than that.
1:01:31
Combat isn't really our thing. Yeah, you'd think it would be,
1:01:34
but. It's not.
1:01:34
I'm more of a shit talker than anything else.
1:01:36
Yeah, that's true. Roll initiatively, but put your
1:01:40
money where your dice are or something.
1:01:42
That's that is you OK? You did it.
1:01:43
I'm. Going to try and chop them
1:01:44
again? OK, go for it.
1:01:47
Yeah, baby. No, I turn.
1:01:49
I get his song with me. You might.
1:01:52
BE I've got plans now. I've got plans now.
1:01:55
Who's next? He's trying to milk you into
1:01:57
that. Your your stab also failed.
1:01:58
Cedric. Yep.
1:01:59
Yep. All right, leave it. -2, So
1:02:02
that's a 13. Oh, OK That hit.
1:02:04
Yeah. Thank.
1:02:05
Goodness. Finally, damage.
1:02:07
We figured it was AD 4. Yeah, I think it was AD 4.
1:02:09
Let's do it. Yep.
1:02:11
That's 22 damage. You're at 4:00, so you're down
1:02:15
to two, Rundle. He's still that.
1:02:18
That's field. Like you buckled the boy's
1:02:20
knees. The bone boy's knees.
1:02:22
Bone boy's bone. Knees.
1:02:23
Bone boys, Bone boys. Rondo we we got finishedness.
1:02:28
Yes, I'm trying. I'm not having a good time right
1:02:30
now. You're telling me Oh.
1:02:32
That's a 19 minus the three. That's a 16 that's having a good
1:02:36
time. Now give me damage.
1:02:39
Debatable bear. That's one.
1:02:42
And I still have -3 so you smash so.
1:02:45
You give him to help you get, you get like the head of your
1:02:48
hammer, like wedge between his, like the clavicle and like the
1:02:51
collar. Are you stuck in there, the
1:02:53
collarbone, the same thing, like it's it's stuck in up and then
1:02:56
you're gonna wedge it out. But it doesn't really hurt him.
1:02:59
OK, there's some stuff. For this turn it's.
1:03:01
I think it's stuck. And pull it out though.
1:03:03
Yeah, yeah. OK, OK.
1:03:05
Our flame friend was way more useful than this guy.
1:03:07
Makes a really gross sound. I'm going to.
1:03:09
I'm going to steal this warhammer you're going to.
1:03:12
OK, so instead of you being able to pull it out.
1:03:14
OK, so we'll go Strength, then Dr. 12 on you, Rundle.
1:03:20
If you succeed, he doesn't get it from you.
1:03:22
Nope. That's a zero.
1:03:25
Yeah, he rolled A0 and. Then I have -3, right?
1:03:29
So yeah, you he tries to pull it out, but instead you like, you
1:03:33
grab it like just like between the head and his hand.
1:03:37
And so you're holding it in place and he just slips his hand
1:03:39
off. And what do you do with it?
1:03:43
I'm gonna swing on Cedric, OK? There's an uppercut with this
1:03:47
pretty much in the jaw. But as I take it out of my
1:03:49
clavicle and I'm going to twirl it around and whack them right
1:03:53
in the face, I like it. And what'd you get?
1:03:56
That's a nine. A nine.
1:03:57
So it lands. What's the damage on that
1:03:59
warhammer? D6D6 so take D6 damage kill you.
1:04:04
It might. It might.
1:04:06
I mean, it could break me at the very least.
1:04:08
Yeah, it breaks me. It breaks me.
1:04:12
I did. I can see it in his eyes.
1:04:15
DD4. Yeah.
1:04:18
Doesn't the skeleton D animate after it kills you?
1:04:20
Yeah. I replace him.
1:04:22
Oh, maybe. Yeah.
1:04:24
Good luck doing that. Hi, I'm Cedric.
1:04:27
I think that's it. I think that's it right there. 4
1:04:29
Dead. Yes.
1:04:30
So, Jake. Jake.
1:04:33
Jake. Jake.
1:04:33
Tell me about it. Jake.
1:04:34
Yeah, not damaging. This is this is as poetic as it
1:04:37
needed to be for for my own skeleton to kill me.
1:04:41
Dude, dude, I fucking love it. I fucking dude, I fucking love
1:04:45
it. How do I die?
1:04:47
So when that that warhammer is stuck in my clavicle, I'm going
1:04:50
to yank it out. And then seeing Cedric and all
1:04:53
these fools just flustering around trying to kill me, I just
1:04:57
walk up to him and then take that hammer and swing through
1:04:59
his face. And his head just cracks off and
1:05:03
then flies down the tunnel. Nice.
1:05:05
And then he evaporates. Yeah.
1:05:07
And yeah, he just dissipates. And then the the skeleton that
1:05:09
you are just crumbles to bones. Goodbye.
1:05:13
Yeah, The other three of you standing there, you hear
1:05:17
footsteps. You, you.
1:05:19
Now that the, the, the, the smoke is cleared, so to speak.
1:05:22
You smell smoke, but it's like hearth smoke from down the
1:05:26
hallway. And you can now kind of realize
1:05:28
that there was, there was a bit of like a a fire light from down
1:05:31
the worm tunnel and you hear footsteps of two people walking.
1:05:36
And you you kind of turn to look and you see two guards dressed
1:05:40
similarly to the ones that you met, but not the same guys.
1:05:44
And one of them looks at looks at the scenario here and he's
1:05:46
like this looks infected. Hey everybody, Kevin at the end
1:06:37
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1:08:16
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1:08:35
What's going on? I even do.
1:08:38
You don't. I remember when I lost my mind.
1:08:42
I shipped my pants. There was something so special
1:08:44
about that day. What?
1:08:47
I'm still looking for my marbles.
1:08:51
I don't understand the reference.
1:08:53
Me either. Check your pants.
1:08:57
Loser. There's my testes.
1:08:58
They're all no, they're not wearing any.
1:09:00
No, they really dropped. No.
1:09:03
No, I didn't think they could get any will work.
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1:09:11
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1:09:14
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1:09:18
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1:09:25
Boys, all right, wipe the slate. I got some easy.
1:09:29
You didn't cut it in, Sir? Oh.
1:09:30
Bless you. Oh, bless you.
1:09:33
Bless up, well done. Let me put my hands.
1:09:35
Up Bless. Up a town, down boot it, boot it
1:09:41
boot. It boot it.
1:09:43
Boot it. Are we ready to boot it?
1:09:47
You know what has two buttholes? Two people.
1:09:53
Damn it, Well, fuck. What a what?
1:09:57
A what a strange question in this situation.
1:10:03
You just you you narrate yourself into the worst shit all
1:10:07
the time. You're like, I'm laying down on
1:10:09
my back. I'm this flabby little tiny man
1:10:12
trying my with this awkward, horrible step.
1:10:15
You're like, hmm, what narrative things can I give Chris a reason
1:10:19
to fucking make it harder for me?
1:10:24
I know there's something that Walt said the other day that
1:10:26
resonated with me. He was like, he's like, no,
1:10:29
Chris, fuck you. You give me ADR 14 presence
1:10:31
test. I'm the mayor.
1:10:36
I make tactical decisions. You're.
1:10:37
The mayonnaise. You're white and bland.
1:10:41
Quite. Out.
1:10:44
Sometimes sweet out of the Hard to argue with Not food.
1:10:58
Yeah.