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It’s for the Oil · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:04
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:06
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:10
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:15
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:17
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:21
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:26
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:29
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come I'm gonna come.
• 0:32
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 327 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:37
  Brian McFadden: And I'm Brian.
• 0:39
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And we're just you guys drinking some beers, talking about what's going on.
• 0:44
  Testecleese: But, not a whole lot of new stuff. It's the same stuff that we've been talking about for the most part.
• 0:50
  Testecleese: But…
• 0:51
  Testecleese: Do you remember that girl we talked about a little while ago? Decided she didn't want to live anymore, so accelerated her car to, like, 100 miles an hour and hit a brick wall?
• 0:59
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 0:59
  Testecleese: Everyone in her car but survived?
• 1:01
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, I miss the…
• 1:03
  Testecleese: Wow, we talked about it on the show, it was a while ago.
• 1:06
  Testecleese: What is it? Something… it's something came up.
• 1:13
  Testecleese: in court about it. Yeah.
• 1:16
  Testecleese: She was whining about the handcuffs after she killed her boyfriend and her best friend in the car when she decided to die after a party or whatever.
• 1:23
  Testecleese: And she even said she did it on purpose.
• 1:29
  Testecleese: She wants another… she wanted another trial, because she was 17 when it happened.
• 1:34
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:35
  Testecleese: And the court was like, nope, you're staying in prison.
• 1:37
  Testecleese: Like, you… you clearly killed these two people on purpose, you know what I mean?
• 1:42
  Testecleese: A 17-year-old can go to prison for that.
• 1:45
  Testecleese: I'm surprised you don't remember that, but it was an passing thing. It was probably one of our intros or leftovers at one point or something, you know?
• 1:54
  Testecleese: I think you shared this one. We talked about the Gerald Ford fire.
• 1:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, I do remember that.
• 2:01
  Testecleese: Apparently it was way worse than we, had been told.
• 2:06
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:10
  Testecleese: I guess it burned for hours, and it says hundreds left without beds, and it drove me nuts, because you could tell it wasn't a sailor.
• 2:18
  Testecleese: That.
• 2:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:20
  Testecleese: Call them racks, right?
• 2:21
  Brian McFadden: Right, but you gotta think about where the laundry is on the ship.
• 2:28
  Brian McFadden: It's directly below birthing spaces.
• 2:32
  Testecleese: Honestly, I have, never had an issue… I've never had to do laundry through Ship's laundry when I was in, the Navy. Being sewage workers, we got our own washer-dryer.
• 2:43
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we had one in the photo lab, too, for chemicals, you know, but still, you know, the majority of the crew is gonna use Ship's laundry, and Ships Laundry is literally, like, one deck below most of the aft birthing.
• 2:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, and exactly, if that fire burns for a while, it's gonna get hot and right through the deck, you know?
• 3:02
  Brian McFadden: Yup. And now they're on their way to, they're leaving the Middle East and going…
• 3:08
  Brian McFadden: In for repairs over in the… in the Italy area. In Crete, I think they're going for repairs.
• 3:17
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 3:19
  Testecleese: Excuse me, I got it in Leftovers, but we may as well mention it now.
• 3:23
  Testecleese: You shared this, and I did… I think I had to read it twice. No, it's not even in Leftovers, it might be… yeah, it's under foreign issues. But they're making these AI robots that'll, like, climb the bulkheads, and, like, basically x-ray the steel to look for structural weaknesses before an issue occurs.
• 3:40
  Brian McFadden: -
• 3:42
  Testecleese: I thought it was kinda crazy.
• 3:43
  Brian McFadden: Sure.
• 3:44
  Testecleese: Would have been real useful on the, the cruiser.
• 3:48
  Testecleese: Because he got that bimetallic strip.
• 3:51
  Testecleese: And, oh man, the aluminum would crack all the time.
• 3:54
  Testecleese: And you'd have to go out there and drill holes at either end to stop it from expanding, then you'd have to weld it shut.
• 4:04
  Testecleese: It would have been useful, I suppose, but…
• 4:07
  Testecleese: Because, I mean, geez, that ship was… the aluminum superstructure on that thing was always cracking and twisting, it was…
• 4:12
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 4:12
  Testecleese: Constant upkeep, you know?
• 4:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:14
  Testecleese: The carrier was steel.
• 4:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 4:17
  Testecleese: It was, you know, it didn't, it could expand… it expanded and contracted the same as the rest of the ship, so stuff didn't just crack, you know?
• 4:28
  Testecleese: Oh, what's up with this, James Comey thing?
• 4:32
  Brian McFadden: He is under, federal indictment.
• 4:36
  Brian McFadden: He's been slapped with a subpoena over his efforts to sabotage Trump.
• 4:43
  Testecleese: with the whole Russiagate thing?
• 4:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:46
  Testecleese: That was…
• 4:47
  Testecleese: proven more than once, never, ever happened. And then the Democrats came out and said, it's impossible to happen anyway, there's no way to cheat an election.
• 4:55
  Brian McFadden: But they definitely cheated the election.
• 4:58
  Testecleese: Shoot, did you see Jasmine Crockett, right? She lost her primary.
• 5:02
  Testecleese: yeah, was it, she was running for Senate, I think, or Congress?
• 5:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Senate… Texas Senator.
• 5:09
  Testecleese: She got primaried out by her own party, and she's blaming the Republicans.
• 5:13
  Testecleese: And it's like.
• 5:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because there… apparently, there was a bunch of Republicans that were crossing over and voting…
• 5:21
  Brian McFadden: for her, I would think they would… I think they would be voting for her, not against her, though.
• 5:26
  Testecleese: I would have thought so, too, because she has… she's, far left progressive.
• 5:31
  Brian McFadden: Well, the other guy's a wacko… Well, Purnison, too, you know.
• 5:35
  Brian McFadden: He's trying to use the Bible to his own purposes, and he… he doesn't… he wears a cowboy hat to try to fit in with the Texans and stuff like that, so, yeah.
• 5:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, listening to an atheist try to quote Bible verses.
• 5:51
  Brian McFadden: It was hilarious.
• 5:52
  Testecleese: It's hilarious and sad, it's like, you have no idea what that meant, do you? You know?
• 5:57
  Testecleese: Just like when you got these crazy lefties trying to quote the Constitution, it's like, man, you should probably read that thing once in a while, you know?
• 6:06
  Testecleese: Sad news for the world today. A one-time world karate champion, the mentor to Bruce Lee.
• 6:15
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 6:16
  Testecleese: Went on to a great career in acting. Chuck Norris has died, and no, this is not a joke. He was 86 years old.
• 6:23
  Brian McFadden: Texas Ranger.
• 6:25
  Testecleese: I enjoyed that show, and I…
• 6:26
  Brian McFadden: too.
• 6:27
  Testecleese: I watched some of the new one with.
• 6:29
  Brian McFadden: Not the same.
• 6:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, with Jared Padilacchi, or whatever. One of the two guys from Supernatural.
• 6:37
  Testecleese: It's not the same, but it's not terrible.
• 6:40
  Testecleese: I think I watched one season, and I just haven't been back to it yet.
• 6:45
  Testecleese: Holy crap, dude! Buy Forever Stamps, right?
• 6:50
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 6:51
  Testecleese: They're saying, what, next year, a first-class postage might be almost a dollar?
• 6:56
  Brian McFadden: They're saying that's a possibility.
• 6:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I just bought some Forever Stamps, but that's because they were, like, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Army stuff.
• 7:05
  Testecleese: And let's be real, when was the last time… how often do you use stamps?
• 7:09
  Brian McFadden: I got a roll here that… a forever stamps, so…
• 7:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, but how often do you actually use them?
• 7:15
  Brian McFadden: Probably more than most.
• 7:17
  Testecleese: Are you mailing out actual insurance packets?
• 7:21
  Brian McFadden: Sometimes. Or Christmas cards for insurance people and stuff.
• 7:26
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 7:27
  Testecleese: Because I'm thinking everything is done digitally these days. Like, I'm not mailing in checks to the credit card company kind of thing, you know what I mean?
• 7:38
  Testecleese: Oh, check this out, dude!
• 7:40
  Testecleese: a, A meteor?
• 7:44
  Testecleese: smashed into, Ohio, and NASA confirmed it. 17,000 pound hunk of space rock smashed into the ground and shook everything from miles away.
• 7:57
  Testecleese: I didn't see anything about any fatalities, which would mean that it landed nowhere.
• 8:03
  Testecleese: But, geez, 6 foot, 17,000 pound meteor, traveling at 44,000 miles an hour.
• 8:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was 50 miles above Lake Erie when the first flash was detected.
• 8:16
  Testecleese: All I could think was, if this happened at night, and I was outside, I would have been able to see that fireball.
• 8:21
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 8:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, just… I guess if one of those lands on you, just your time, right?
• 8:30
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 8:32
  Testecleese: and, I'm not sure who shared this one, it might have been you.
• 8:37
  Testecleese: the guy in Arizona who got a terminal cancer diagnosis?
• 8:42
  Brian McFadden: That wasn't me.
• 8:43
  Testecleese: Oh. He got a term… he's a comedian, owned a nightclub, a comedian comedy club thing, right?
• 8:49
  Testecleese: Got a…
• 8:51
  Testecleese: diagnosis that he was gonna die of cancer relatively soon. So he got in his car, drove to Alaska.
• 8:59
  Testecleese: And killed his ex-wife.
• 9:01
  Brian McFadden: Those who wouldn't get any money?
• 9:04
  Testecleese: I don't know why, honestly, maybe it was just I have a… I hate her enough that…
• 9:09
  Testecleese: I'll spend the next couple of years in prison.
• 9:14
  Testecleese: But yeah, I thought that was…
• 9:16
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if he could just… I don't even know if he'd spend any time in prison, because they would probably give him, like, a humanitarian release, you know, because you got terminal cancer, so…
• 9:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, but let him go kill someone else, I don't know. Maybe he has no one else.
• 9:29
  Brian McFadden: How's arrest.
• 9:31
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 9:31
  Testecleese: Oh, here's the repeat offender.
• 9:34
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 9:34
  Repeat Offender: Legend, how are we?
• 9:36
  Brian McFadden: Doing well.
• 9:37
  Testecleese: This is excellent. Right before we get into local quest… local stuff, I got a question for you.
• 9:43
  Testecleese: Weren't we just talking about what would happen with the ancient, historic, UK governance system? And you told me it was impossible, this could never, ever happen?
• 9:55
  Repeat Offender: In which way, mate? About the king.
• 9:57
  Testecleese: Oh, I mentioned the King in particular, but what they're dissolving
• 10:00
  Testecleese: of Lords right now, and it's been around for 700 years.
• 10:04
  Repeat Offender: Oh, it won't happen. It won't happen.
• 10:06
  Testecleese: I don't know, you don't think so?
• 10:08
  Repeat Offender: Might happen, mate, can't happen.
• 10:10
  Testecleese: I think this has a lot to do with the fact that Muhammad is the most common name in England.
• 10:15
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, well, mate, probably in about 50, 60 years when we did, who knows?
• 10:20
  Repeat Offender: But, mate, the things have got to change, like, it's…
• 10:24
  Repeat Offender: I think Trump's leading the way, President Trump.
• 10:26
  Repeat Offender: like, deporting people, and I think England, being on the cusp
• 10:30
  Repeat Offender: for a while, I think under a new government, you'll start seeing deportations.
• 10:34
  Repeat Offender: And we think.
• 10:35
  Testecleese: Maybe, but they keep.
• 10:36
  Repeat Offender: Follow it.
• 10:37
  Testecleese: More people in.
• 10:39
  Repeat Offender: No, well, mate, Keir Starmer, he's got no chance of being voted in next time.
• 10:44
  Repeat Offender: He's another Democrat. He's a, like, he's a left side of, politics in England as well.
• 10:53
  Testecleese: Everyone in England is on the left compared to over here, though.
• 10:57
  Repeat Offender: Because they get Social Security.
• 10:59
  Repeat Offender: Majority of them get Social Security over there.
• 11:02
  Testecleese: Now, we get Social Security, but you have to be, what, 65, and have worked in your life?
• 11:08
  Brian McFadden: And it goes up… I'm at 67, I don't get until 67 full…
• 11:12
  Testecleese: Okay? Well, it'll be… it'll be completely insolvent by the time I'm old enough to, reap it, because my generation didn't reproduce.
• 11:21
  Repeat Offender: 16 here, 16 UK, I think it's 16 in Canada.
• 11:26
  Repeat Offender: Usually.
• 11:26
  Testecleese: It's like a universal basic income?
• 11:28
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, mate, it's called.
• 11:30
  Testecleese: Why?
• 11:30
  Repeat Offender: Gunn's gone.
• 11:32
  Brian McFadden: I'm at all.
• 11:32
  Repeat Offender: I don't mind helping people out who can't…
• 11:36
  Repeat Offender: You can't, like, find work, like, helping them up, but not to make it a living.
• 11:40
  Repeat Offender: It's not a lifestyle.
• 11:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's… that's our welfare system, then. Instead of universal basic income, we have… we'll give people way too much money, because they just keep popping fucking kids out and won't live with the dad, you know?
• 11:53
  Repeat Offender: And that's… and that's why the most common name in England's Mohammed, because they get paid for every child.
• 11:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, I was gonna say, what about the Catholics? There's not a whole lot of Catholics in England, are there?
• 12:05
  Repeat Offender: Well, there are, but they… they converted Church of England because of Henry VII.
• 12:08
  Testecleese: Richard England is, what, Episcopalian or something?
• 12:12
  Repeat Offender: It's only because Henry VII couldn't divorce under the Catholic Church.
• 12:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 12:17
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, so he decapitated his wife.
• 12:19
  Repeat Offender: Oh, well, he told the Pope to go and shove it, and start his own religion.
• 12:23
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 12:23
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 12:25
  Testecleese: No, that's right, that was… was it Louis XIV, the French king, who just… he wasn't allowed to divorce, so he kept…
• 12:32
  Testecleese: Beheading his wife.
• 12:34
  Testecleese: And marrying a new woman.
• 12:35
  Repeat Offender: haven't yet.
• 12:36
  Testecleese: 8, okay. Henry VIII. That's right. I've been married, what, 7 times before?
• 12:42
  Repeat Offender: Everyone was angry?
• 12:47
  Testecleese: Oh, my bad, we already did intro.
• 12:49
  Testecleese: Oh, check this out!
• 12:51
  Testecleese: Took me a while to find anything worth talking about here in West Virginia.
• 12:56
  Testecleese: But this, guy who used to live in the county, a couple counties over from me, had a business.
• 13:03
  Testecleese: has since moved to Florida.
• 13:05
  Testecleese: He just pled guilty.
• 13:07
  Testecleese: To receiving, quarter million dollars of COVID relief money, under false pretenses.
• 13:16
  Brian McFadden: How is that possible? There was no fraud happening during COVID.
• 13:19
  Testecleese: Well, it was interesting.
• 13:21
  Brian McFadden: Fraud in the government ever.
• 13:23
  Testecleese: It was in a red state, though, so it makes perfect sense, right? Because the Democrats are obviously just trying to protect the Republicans who are cheating the system, obviously.
• 13:33
  Repeat Offender: Was that a bulge in your cheek then, Brian? Was that your tongue-making inference?
• 13:38
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 13:41
  Testecleese: But check this out, they're doing something called Drift Appalachia Block Party.
• 13:45
  Testecleese: I've never heard of this before, but it's like this big… it's a free-to-attend event.
• 13:50
  Testecleese: You could register and, like, participate with your own vehicles, but it's…
• 13:53
  Testecleese: You know, melt your tires off, and do all sorts of cool shit like that.
• 13:57
  Brian McFadden: You gonna put your truck in it?
• 13:59
  Testecleese: Hell no.
• 14:00
  Testecleese: I mean, that thing is not designed for the rear end to slip like that.
• 14:07
  Testecleese: Jeez, when the rear end does slip, I do something to stop it right away.
• 14:11
  Brian McFadden: But yeah, no, dude.
• 14:13
  Testecleese: Those big hunkin' tires, I am not buying tires just to melt them off, you know what I mean?
• 14:20
  Testecleese: I don't know if I give a shit about this Spanberger thing, but I guess just, like, 6 years ago, Virginia got together and voted.
• 14:28
  Testecleese: to draw congressional maps, which is under their constitution, they have to have a vote on it, right?
• 14:34
  Testecleese: And they came out, like, super fair, like, almost exactly… Reflecting the population's vote.
• 14:40
  Testecleese: And Spanberger's, like, basically telling all these rural Republicans to go fucking die.
• 14:46
  Testecleese: Because she's…
• 14:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 14:48
  Testecleese: She's lumping them in… lumping them in to make sure that they're overwhelmed by votes, and it's like.
• 14:52
  Brian McFadden: Well, you oughta see how I went and voted for this already. I early voted it. And the way that the ballot's written is so hard to understand what they're trying to say. Basically, if you want to allow the redistricting to happen, you gotta vote yes.
• 15:09
  Brian McFadden: And if you want it to be… remain with the congressually mandated independent committee, you gotta vote no.
• 15:19
  Brian McFadden: And we got ads by Obama and all the liberal Democrats are running ads. Vote yes to stop Trump from doing this. Trump's not trying to do anything!
• 15:30
  Testecleese: Spanbergers do it, yeah. And you go and tell someone this, and they look at you like you're an idiot. No, no, Obama. It's like, maybe Obama wants to redraw the fucking lines in Virginia!
• 15:39
  Testecleese: You know?
• 15:41
  Testecleese: But yeah, I just… it bothers me, because…
• 15:46
  Testecleese: I don't know what's gonna happen in Virginia, dude. They're driving out EVERYBODY.
• 15:56
  Testecleese: But yeah, they're lumping in, like, Western Virginia, like, Appalachia, in with, like, frickin' Richmond.
• 16:02
  Testecleese: So they're just completely washed out in the vote, and their vote doesn't matter. It's like, well…
• 16:08
  Testecleese: And I hate when they threw the.
• 16:09
  Brian McFadden: Saramandering, though.
• 16:10
  Brian McFadden: What's that? That's not gerrymandering.
• 16:14
  Testecleese: Well, I still think it's hilarious, Massachusetts is threatening to do it, and I'm like, do… how could you… you have 100% Democrat representation. You might accidentally get a Republican if you do this.
• 16:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then…
• 16:28
  Repeat Offender: boy, accidentally.
• 16:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, if you go and redraw it, you might accidentally get one put in place, like, oh, shit, we forgot about this one little town, you know?
• 16:36
  Repeat Offender: Yep, exactly right.
• 16:39
  Testecleese: Okay, Brian, what's up?
• 16:41
  Testecleese: this Virginia swam bill.
• 16:44
  Testecleese: I don't know. You know anything about it?
• 16:46
  Brian McFadden: Let me look out of here.
• 16:47
  Testecleese: Okay. They want, this business committee that decides which small business.
• 16:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 16:54
  Testecleese: 20.
• 16:54
  Brian McFadden: These are the kind of committees that Youngkin got rid of.
• 16:59
  Brian McFadden: And now, with the dens back in charge, they're bringing back all these,
• 17:05
  Brian McFadden: liberal, you know, committees. Basically, white men are being targeted by the race-sex bill.
• 17:12
  Testecleese: Yes, the same… You're not a white dude, we're gonna give you money. It's like, what?
• 17:17
  Brian McFadden: 42% of procurement has to go to women and minority businesses, and they're saying it could face the 14th Amendment challenge in federal court.
• 17:27
  El Guapo: What, what.
• 17:28
  Testecleese: What background noise does Guapo have running today?
• 17:31
  El Guapo: Oh, that should guys put a bet on it.
• 17:34
  El Guapo: Kids.
• 17:36
  Testecleese: No, there's something.
• 17:37
  Brian McFadden: No, it sounds like you're in a… you're in the bathroom.
• 17:40
  El Guapo: No, my refrigerator, hold on.
• 17:42
  El Guapo: I left the door open.
• 17:44
  El Guapo: Oh, God.
• 17:45
  Testecleese: later on.
• 17:46
  El Guapo: What? Well… He forgot to mute it, too.
• 17:50
  Testecleese: He's not yelling at his kid. I'll mute him so we don't have to hear him yelling at his kids.
• 17:54
  Brian McFadden: That wasn't the refrigerator.
• 17:57
  Testecleese: No, I don't think so either. It's not a refrigerator compressor running.
• 18:01
  Testecleese: It sounded like he was in a fucking tunnel.
• 18:03
  Brian McFadden: I know!
• 18:05
  Repeat Offender: Tunnel of love.
• 18:07
  Brian McFadden: We may need to invest in some fucking equipment for that, that guy.
• 18:12
  Testecleese: If I could get this microphone to work, my old microphone, the Blue Yeti, I would send it to him. It's even got a fucking, sound insulation behind it.
• 18:21
  Testecleese: So your voice doesn't bounce off the wall and come back into the microphone.
• 18:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's what's happening right now with them.
• 18:27
  Testecleese: Well, the Echo, yeah, but he's also got, like, this…
• 18:30
  Testecleese: background humming, like something's running. Last week, it was the washing machine, right?
• 18:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 18:38
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 18:39
  Testecleese: Now, what's up with this,
• 18:42
  Testecleese: Norfolk School Board thing, I guess they're closing 3 schools or something?
• 18:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they, they, they've been talking about this for a while.
• 18:50
  Testecleese: Totally.
• 18:50
  Brian McFadden: a good one for…
• 18:52
  Brian McFadden: Ray to hop in on, but they're gonna close 3 schools at the end of the year.
• 18:58
  Brian McFadden: And, And, you know…
• 19:09
  Brian McFadden: It's interesting where these schools are all located, so…
• 19:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, if you don't… need the schools, I guess… But…
• 19:21
  Testecleese: I don't know, it almost seems like you could have…
• 19:24
  Testecleese: fewer students per class, and give each kid a better experience in school, you know what I mean?
• 19:31
  Testecleese: Because we all know Virginia right now has no problem spending money, unless apparently they're worried about… let me guess, these are all freaking, white middle-class neighborhoods that are losing their schools.
• 19:42
  Brian McFadden: Seems like it.
• 19:44
  Testecleese: That was…
• 19:45
  Brian McFadden: One is, out by Oceania.
• 19:49
  Brian McFadden: That's gonna be turned into an early childhood education center.
• 19:54
  Testecleese: It is, it's dryer, isn't it?
• 19:56
  El Guapo: You know, my refrigerator's been buzzing.
• 19:59
  El Guapo: No, it's… Okay.
• 20:03
  Testecleese: All right.
• 20:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, you said one's in Oceana, that's, over by the, naval Air Base, right?
• 20:13
  Brian McFadden: The schools that are closing in Norfolk.
• 20:17
  Testecleese: Well, if it's next to a base, it's probably a friggin' rundown ghetto area too, isn't it?
• 20:24
  Testecleese: Because that's usually what you find next to a military base, is a whole bunch of poor people on welfare that love to, rob enlisted guys with a pocket full of cash.
• 20:33
  Brian McFadden: They live in a trailer park.
• 20:35
  El Guapo: There you go.
• 20:40
  El Guapo: Talking about, leftovers?
• 20:43
  El Guapo: No, we're talking about the Norfolk Public School System agreeing to unanimously redistrict. 325?
• 20:51
  El Guapo: Doctor, man.
• 20:54
  Brian McFadden: We're in local.
• 20:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, we just started this, dude.
• 20:59
  El Guapo: Well, okay. I mean, I usually went to documents, and as the ROT came out, it was 325.
• 21:04
  Brian McFadden: 327.
• 21:05
  El Guapo: Oh, goddamn.
• 21:07
  Testecleese: What the hell are you talking about?
• 21:08
  Brian McFadden: Wrong document.
• 21:09
  El Guapo: Well, you guys have been sending it somewhere else nowadays, and I keep… Just, just click, just click Open under File, and it'll be there. You don't even have to click the link that he sends to us every week.
• 21:21
  El Guapo: Which I do appreciate, Brian, but… Yeah, yeah.
• 21:24
  Testecleese: I never even closed the Google Doc, I just.
• 21:27
  El Guapo: when I know the new one's up, I'll go ahead and just open it and start doing that one. Of course, I did wait till today to put this… to do any updating on this one.
• 21:35
  El Guapo: That was a ton of fun with a hangover.
• 21:38
  Brian McFadden: That's the…
• 21:43
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 21:44
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 21:46
  El Guapo: Went down into town for, church at, like, one of the congregants' homes.
• 21:52
  El Guapo: And I was like, well, while I'm here, the bar is open, and I'm never in town when the bar is open. So I had a couple beers, no problem.
• 21:59
  El Guapo: Do, like.
• 22:00
  Testecleese: I got the expensive ones, because they got amber box, so I spent $4.
• 22:04
  Brian McFadden: Woo! Yeah, right.
• 22:06
  El Guapo: But I drank, like, $20 of those.
• 22:09
  El Guapo: And then, right before I left, I… Draw.
• 22:14
  El Guapo: 3 separate one-finger drinks of whiskey.
• 22:17
  El Guapo: And about 2 hours after I got home, that whiskey hit me all at once.
• 22:22
  El Guapo: Oh, man.
• 22:24
  El Guapo: And tell you what, that Blackberry, Crown Royal… Tastes like fucking cough syrup.
• 22:31
  Brian McFadden: Well, you gotta mix it with something.
• 22:34
  El Guapo: See, that's the problem, man, it's like, you're not supposed to mix… Quality whiskeys.
• 22:39
  El Guapo: I'm supposed to sip it.
• 22:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, so, yeah, I had it on ice.
• 22:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, on the rocks. On the rocks are neat.
• 22:46
  El Guapo: Exactly.
• 22:47
  Testecleese: And the lady looked at me funny, he's like, can I get two fingers of whiskey on the rocks?
• 22:51
  Brian McFadden: You didn't know what you were fucking talking about.
• 22:52
  Testecleese: And I was like, oh my god, I was like, what? She goes, it's $5 a shot.
• 22:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's why you fuckin' savor it.
• 22:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I was like, alright, can you put it in a little bit bigger cup of ice for me?
• 23:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 23:04
  Testecleese: Like, I get to enjoy this whiskey!
• 23:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, you let the water, like, dilute a little bit, so, you know, it's not that strong.
• 23:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, so they're gonna kick you in the throat.
• 23:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 23:16
  El Guapo: All right.
• 23:19
  El Guapo: This is interesting. Laura, Hughes.
• 23:23
  El Guapo: She's nobody, I guess. She's the husband of, I'm sorry, the spouse of a teacher that died in a,
• 23:32
  El Guapo: Seen your prank gone wrong.
• 23:34
  El Guapo: I kind of heard about it, but I didn't follow through, because I didn't care too much. But she got the, the county or whatever, the city, to drop the charges.
• 23:44
  El Guapo: And she goes into why, but, like, it wasn't like anyone intentionally hurt this guy, but he did get run over.
• 23:51
  El Guapo: In front of his own house. Yeah.
• 23:53
  El Guapo: He slipped on the ice and got run over when these kids tried to get away.
• 23:59
  Testecleese: I thought that was wild, that you wouldn't want prosecution for the…
• 24:03
  El Guapo: 18-year-olds that killed your husband, you know what I mean?
• 24:09
  El Guapo: And we've brought this up before.
• 24:11
  Testecleese: Leticia James is trying to force these hospitals to transition children.
• 24:18
  El Guapo: And the hospital's like, no, we're not doing that anymore.
• 24:20
  Testecleese: And now she's actually, like, trying to bring, like, legal stuff up, and the DOJ stepped in and was like, you knocked that shit off now, you cannot tell them they must perform these procedures.
• 24:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 24:30
  El Guapo: You know what's kicking the LGBTQ back?
• 24:35
  El Guapo: Is the fucking insurance.
• 24:37
  El Guapo: Insurance is like, we're not gonna cover this, because they just got sued in New York, too.
• 24:42
  El Guapo: Did he just won a tryout in New York?
• 24:45
  El Guapo: For, yeah, they're…
• 24:48
  Testecleese: Isn't that where Letitia James is?
• 24:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, she's in New York City, but the trial was in New York State.
• 24:55
  El Guapo: So she's fault.
• 24:57
  El Guapo: She's fucking ignorant, or is she just dumb?
• 25:02
  El Guapo: Yeah?
• 25:03
  El Guapo: Yeah. Because, if you're the prosecutor, you hear about this, I mean, you know, you'd be like, okay, I'm not gonna pursue this no more, you know?
• 25:12
  El Guapo: Because they already pressed them.
• 25:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 25:16
  El Guapo: It's your fault.
• 25:17
  Repeat Offender: Something interesting about Leticia James, too, didn't you hear?
• 25:19
  El Guapo: No, I was just coming up.
• 25:21
  El Guapo: Forbes just come out.
• 25:23
  El Guapo: With a billionaires list.
• 25:25
  El Guapo: Mar-a-Lago, guess what it was?
• 25:27
  El Guapo: Valued at.
• 25:30
  Testecleese: No idea.
• 25:31
  El Guapo: 56 million or $560 million, I'd miss the end of it.
• 25:36
  Repeat Offender: Bit more than 18 million.
• 25:38
  Testecleese: But she didn't have anything to do with Mar-a-Lago, though, because that wasn't in New York. She had dealings with the, the Trump Hotel and the Trump building, I thought.
• 25:47
  El Guapo: Mar-a-Lago.
• 25:49
  Repeat Offender: He reckons he has played.
• 25:50
  El Guapo: What bothers me is how did a New York Cop.
• 25:54
  El Guapo: AG, bring up something that's happened in Florida.
• 25:58
  Testecleese: That'd be like me holding a trial for you and something you did in Australia.
• 26:04
  Repeat Offender: It's because he was in New York at the time.
• 26:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, but it's not her jurisdiction to do anything with, and somehow they… she won anyway before they got shut down.
• 26:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, even the counties…
• 26:17
  Repeat Offender: It was because they were in New York. It all went through New York.
• 26:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, but even from county to county, the prosecutor doesn't just… for one, like, if there were two cities next to her, one prosecutor cannot jump, or a different jurisdiction.
• 26:30
  El Guapo: You know? Yeah.
• 26:31
  Repeat Offender: No, no, I get that.
• 26:32
  Testecleese: And just because he's in New York doesn't mean that.
• 26:34
  Repeat Offender: Pretty much more marijuven.
• 26:39
  Testecleese: It just seems crazy to me, and exactly, though, it's like, this stuff is valued so much… and she only said that Trump stuff was worth less. That's when a whole bunch of people in New York were like, fuck, I need to get rid of my property NOW, because it's all… it's gonna collapse in value because of what just happened, you know?
• 26:56
  El Guapo: Because of these,
• 26:59
  El Guapo: policies, and the same thing. California just had 6 billionaires leave their, state because of this wealth tax.
• 27:06
  El Guapo: And they brought $27 billion in tax revenue with them.
• 27:10
  El Guapo: That was, like, 2% of the population. I thought I shared it… Where…
• 27:17
  Brian McFadden: Governor Hochul was asking for people to move back to New York.
• 27:20
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 27:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's in here somewhere.
• 27:25
  El Guapo: that you shared, though, Brian, it was like, it brought up…
• 27:29
  El Guapo: my social media page and tried to post something, and I was like, what the fuck? So I went and googled it to find an article.
• 27:37
  El Guapo: But yeah, it's in here, when we get down… oh, there we go.
• 27:42
  El Guapo: It's way down at the bottom of this.
• 27:43
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 27:45
  El Guapo: Democrat, check this out.
• 27:47
  El Guapo: Running against Swalwell for governor in California is using some old Trump dirt, or some dirt that Trump dug up on Swalwell.
• 27:56
  Testecleese: To try to get him removed from the race.
• 27:58
  El Guapo: About his, house?
• 28:00
  Testecleese: I think that's exactly what it is, actually.
• 28:02
  El Guapo: Yeah. Because he didn't have no frickin', ownership or any house or anything over there. Residency, and over there.
• 28:10
  El Guapo: I think it had something to do with him miss, or saying that something was worth more than it was.
• 28:15
  El Guapo: But I'm not sure.
• 28:16
  El Guapo: No, because I remember he got in trouble there, he, like, he didn't have no one did. Well, so I will, he didn't have no… how can you be a state… a congressman if you don't live over there? He live in Maryland. That's what happened in residency. Primary residency, that's what it is.
• 28:32
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, you can't represent, can you, unless you live in the States?
• 28:35
  El Guapo: Well, it depends on the state, too.
• 28:37
  El Guapo: Like, I'm surprised California has a rule saying you have to be there most of the year, because that's a lot of traveling back and forth across the.
• 28:45
  Testecleese: entire country.
• 28:47
  El Guapo: But there should be an exception for Congress, you know?
• 28:53
  Testecleese: Looks like Brian's fallen asleep already.
• 28:54
  Brian McFadden: I'm not falling.
• 28:56
  El Guapo: It was interesting what's happening in California. The two guys who are leading the race at the moment are both Republican.
• 29:04
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. And, that sheriff.
• 29:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Right now, the Democrats are looking at a possible, upset completely, and not just the guy that they necessarily want.
• 29:15
  El Guapo: But they might get…
• 29:17
  Testecleese: Republican to take over. That'd be the first one since Arnold, right?
• 29:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, they always come to this point, though, because, they have the Jungle primary, they call it, the two…
• 29:28
  Brian McFadden: I thought that was gonna keep the Dems in power forever.
• 29:31
  El Guapo: Everybody's about to fuckin' bite them in the ass, you know.
• 29:34
  Testecleese: Jungle primary? What is that?
• 29:36
  El Guapo: The top two people, whether they're Republican or Democrat…
• 29:41
  Brian McFadden: are on the general election.
• 29:43
  El Guapo: And the Republicans are receiving the most votes, so then they want to go to the primary. I mean, to the race, the two Republicans.
• 29:52
  Testecleese: Wow, so there wouldn't even be a Democrat representative.
• 29:55
  El Guapo: Nope. And they fucking set it up that way, because they knew they were gonna be winning?
• 30:00
  Testecleese: How many states right now are involved in this thing that they say that if.
• 30:03
  El Guapo: The juggle primary, they're the only one that came out with that shit. No, no, no, no, no, for federal president race,
• 30:09
  El Guapo: There's a bunch of states together that say that if the majority vote is whatever, and if our votes are swinging the vote to the majority, the popular vote.
• 30:21
  El Guapo: They'll do it. The electoral color?
• 30:24
  Testecleese: All I can think was Trump got the popular vote.
• 30:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're just idiots, they just say things to say things, see what stick in the wall, dude.
• 30:35
  Testecleese: What's the good thing?
• 30:35
  El Guapo: your average Democrat voter doesn't pay enough attention to even know what the fuck the rules are. So when they do this stuff, no one realizes what's going on.
• 30:44
  El Guapo: It wants… it wants to get the fucking… what it wanted, and it doesn't go the way, like, oh, no, no, no, we need to go back to fucking, electoral college, this is unfair, you know? We're the minority, we need this, like, you know how they're gonna do this shit.
• 30:59
  Testecleese: After they do every time they pass away.
• 31:01
  Testecleese: They pass a law, it bites them in the ass, they want it undone.
• 31:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, this fucking, older you shooter dude? I'm sure that when they pass the law, they're like, oh, we're not gonna check people's backgrounds, they're gonna go to college.
• 31:14
  Repeat Offender: Well, the most interesting thing, you look at that last presidential election in 2024.
• 31:18
  El Guapo: You look at the map of California, how it voted, the majority of California, it was red.
• 31:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's turning red. I know.
• 31:24
  El Guapo: I know, and that's… well, that's the problem, is the way they have it frickin' gerrymandered out…
• 31:29
  El Guapo: You might have a popular…
• 31:31
  Testecleese: Republican vote, but they'll still elect a Democrat.
• 31:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 31:37
  Testecleese: Because, like, Sacramento and San Francisco.
• 31:41
  Testecleese: eat up all of the surrounding area where the Republicans are voting from.
• 31:46
  El Guapo: Well, I think the Palisades are going to go against bloody the Democratic Party, what Newsom hasn't done.
• 31:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, and you know what? Fuck those rich assholes. Fuck them all. They don't give a shit when any of this shit happens to the rest of the fucking country until it comes to their goddamn door. Look what happened in North Carolina. They were cheering when these friggin', Trump supporters, MAGA households, were…
• 32:08
  Testecleese: wiped to the ground. He's like, good, fuck you, you deserve it.
• 32:12
  Testecleese: When BLM riots were happening, they were like, good, yeah, keep going, and then they get into their communities, like, whoa, what the fuck is going on? We need police here!
• 32:20
  Repeat Offender: Well, North Carolina, wasn't there… wasn't there stories when, if anyone had a Trump sign out the front of their house?
• 32:25
  Testecleese: They just…
• 32:26
  El Guapo: Oh, boy.
• 32:27
  Testecleese: They just skipped it, and people were like, well, they were afraid of being attacked. Why? Why did you think that you were going to… because they had a MAGA sign?
• 32:34
  Testecleese: Trust me, when you show food and water, they're not gonna fucking attack you!
• 32:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 32:39
  El Guapo: about East Palestine, people forget about that. Why didn't totally bypassed it.
• 32:43
  El Guapo: I think Buttigieg didn't in Gavin, it was Trump who went in and brought all that sort of, like, assistance there.
• 32:50
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. For that train crash.
• 32:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 32:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, in East Palestine, the chemical… the ridiculous chemical spill that, what was it, like, a year later, a story came out, the crazy, weird shit was happening to the water in East Palestine, which is…
• 33:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:06
  Testecleese: We're with that.
• 33:07
  Brian McFadden: Covering that story from the get-go.
• 33:09
  Testecleese: And I was like, how come nobody connected this to the train dumping all the toxic chemicals into the ground?
• 33:14
  Testecleese: You know?
• 33:18
  El Guapo: God.
• 33:19
  El Guapo: Huh?
• 33:21
  El Guapo: So, j…
• 33:22
  Testecleese: Jasmine Crockett's security guard got gunned down by police in a standoff.
• 33:27
  El Guapo: You see this shit?
• 33:30
  Repeat Offender: Honestly.
• 33:33
  Testecleese: How am I listening?
• 33:33
  El Guapo: Sorry, my phone.
• 33:37
  Testecleese: Do you want to call the prayer over there?
• 33:38
  El Guapo: No, that's a fucking, the Mandalorian ringtone.
• 33:45
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 33:46
  Testecleese: Speaking of, Brian, you might have to deal with issues with that. Isn't there a town in Michigan about… was it…
• 33:51
  El Guapo: Not Flint.
• 33:53
  Brian McFadden: Flint had the water problems, yeah.
• 33:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, there's a town now that's doing Call to Prayer over the public PA system.
• 34:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:02
  Testecleese: Christians.
• 34:02
  Repeat Offender: wrong.
• 34:04
  Testecleese: Dearborn. Dearborn, yeah. And I was like…
• 34:07
  El Guapo: Right?
• 34:07
  Testecleese: I personally can't… still can't find separation of church and state in the Constitution. I can find where it says we will not be a theocracy.
• 34:15
  Brian McFadden: Not in the Constitution.
• 34:17
  Brian McFadden: Can't find her.
• 34:18
  Testecleese: I know, I know that. Trust me, that's why I can't find it. But people keep telling me it is, that's why I said you should read it yourself.
• 34:24
  El Guapo: But I'm like, and if it is in there, then how the fuck are they getting away with a call to prayer, and…
• 34:29
  El Guapo: Everyone has to shut down and sit, shut up and sit down when the Muslims are praying. Five times a day.
• 34:36
  Brian McFadden: Well, Dearbarn is, like, it's all run by Muslims now, so it'll probably be the first… it'll be the first city in the United States that probably has Sharia law.
• 34:49
  Testecleese: And you could even pass some of those laws, legally.
• 34:51
  El Guapo: But… you're not… By setting this up, you're essentially saying that Dearborn is a Muslim city.
• 34:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:00
  El Guapo: is Islamic, which you're not allowed to do.
• 35:03
  El Guapo: At all. And it's just…
• 35:05
  Testecleese: Dear God, have you seen these people saying that it's easier to fucking buy a gun than.
• 35:08
  Repeat Offender: I mean?
• 35:09
  Testecleese: vote under the SAVE Act. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? I was like, I need to show ID and get a background check to buy a gun.
• 35:16
  El Guapo: They just, like I said, they just say shit to say shit, dude.
• 35:20
  Testecleese: Because stupid people that don't pay attention will believe it.
• 35:23
  El Guapo: In the boat.
• 35:25
  El Guapo: My sister said something like this, I was like, when was the last time you bought a gun?
• 35:28
  Testecleese: Never. I don't own a gun. And I was like, so how do you know how easy it is to buy one? I was like, especially… and I was like, you're still in Massachusetts, I dare you to walk into any place that sells guns and try to buy one.
• 35:39
  Repeat Offender: And you need an ID?
• 35:42
  El Guapo: you need an ID. In Massachusetts, there's an ID, a 5-day waiting period after a background check that might take up to 2 weeks to go through, and then you also need the fucking chief of police to write, to sign off on you buying a gun.
• 35:57
  Brian McFadden: That's for a shotgun.
• 35:59
  El Guapo: See, that's for a long gun, like you're gonna go deer hunting.
• 36:03
  El Guapo: You have to explain why you should be allowed to own a gun, and I found out the hard way that it's my fucking right is not a good enough argument to the chief of police. Nope.
• 36:13
  El Guapo: And I was like, you have no idea what you're talking about. And she's like, well, I'd be dropped off the voter rolls. I changed my name. And I was like, no! No, you don't get dropped off the voter rolls.
• 36:23
  El Guapo: It's for people registering have to show identification to register.
• 36:30
  El Guapo: And let's be real, do any of you three know anyone without identification?
• 36:35
  El Guapo: No.
• 36:36
  Testecleese: Even the homeless guy that you give a dollar to, and give a cup of coffee to once in a while, or buy a can of beer, because you just feel like being a nice guy, HE'S GOT ID!
• 36:45
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 36:46
  El Guapo: You know, you know how we know he got a D? Because he bought the minors alcohol.
• 36:50
  El Guapo: Oh, wow.
• 36:52
  Testecleese: Good point, too. They're always the one buying these kids boots.
• 36:54
  El Guapo: booster, the kids buy him booze.
• 36:55
  Testecleese: too, right?
• 36:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're like, I'll buy you fly, okay.
• 36:59
  Testecleese: I did the same shit when I was 18. We'd find the homeless guy at the frickin' gas station.
• 37:03
  El Guapo: Yay!
• 37:03
  Testecleese: A wad of cash to get us some beer, and we give him a 12-pack or something, you know?
• 37:07
  El Guapo: Yeah. But, mate, right throughout the whole world, you need ID to vote. Every country that I know of, you need ID to vote.
• 37:16
  Testecleese: I did not need to show ID to vote in Massachusetts.
• 37:19
  Brian McFadden: I have the show ID in Virginia.
• 37:21
  Testecleese: I had to.
• 37:22
  El Guapo: No, you can just do your, billing, too, like an electrical bill, you can use it in Virginia.
• 37:27
  Testecleese: That doesn't mean you're a fucking citizen, though!
• 37:30
  El Guapo: I know, that's so fucked up.
• 37:32
  El Guapo: All I had to do was, tell them my name and my address. So, in theory, I could have walked out, come back 2 hours later as my neighbor across the street.
• 37:43
  Testecleese: Done it again for my neighbor on either side.
• 37:45
  El Guapo: Like, that small town, I knew everyone on the street. I could have voted for all the men on my street.
• 37:52
  Testecleese: By simply saying, you know, my name is XX, I live at, you know, 48 Mayflower Road in Pembroke.
• 37:59
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, I'll get that, but we, we are, mate.
• 38:01
  El Guapo: this… the point I want to make is, like.
• 38:03
  El Guapo: Where we are, in Australia, if we don't vote, we get fines. We don't pay those fines, and we lose our license.
• 38:09
  Testecleese: I think that's forced.
• 38:10
  El Guapo: Stupid… I think that's a stupid, stupid idea.
• 38:13
  Repeat Offender: It's not democracy, is it?
• 38:15
  El Guapo: Mmm. It's for dinner.
• 38:16
  Testecleese: Everyone says democracy!
• 38:18
  El Guapo: I swear to God, someone needs to look this fucking word up, okay? Now, I'm not picking on you…
• 38:24
  Testecleese: Ron. It's just, everyone says democracy.
• 38:27
  Repeat Offender: No, I'm talking about.
• 38:29
  Testecleese: And the house, you know what I mean?
• 38:32
  Brian McFadden: Does he know what a democracy is?
• 38:35
  Testecleese: Like, small towns have democracy, when you actually get together and everyone casts a vote, and that's what matters. Instead of, you elect a mayor to make decisions, or, you know what I mean?
• 38:44
  El Guapo: We have an electoral college, that's… that's… flies in the face of democracy, doesn't it?
• 38:50
  Repeat Offender: No, well, what I'm saying, the point I'm trying to make is, mate, we're told we have to, it's compulsory.
• 38:54
  El Guapo: That's like a… That's looking like a poll tax, isn't it?
• 38:59
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, more punch you off.
• 39:01
  El Guapo: Well, if you don't do it, you're gonna get taxed.
• 39:05
  Testecleese: Both taxes that you have to pay to get two votes.
• 39:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, but if you don't vote, then you get… you get penalized.
• 39:11
  Testecleese: This is dumb, because now you're just ensuring that people have no idea what's going on at all.
• 39:15
  El Guapo: Hey, Rob, Rob! Ron, don't say that out loud, don't give the Democrats an idea now.
• 39:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you're just ensuring that these people have…
• 39:24
  El Guapo: Who are happily in oblivion.
• 39:27
  El Guapo: Not involved in any of this shit, has to cast a vote now. Yeah, but there's fucking Democrats probably use this idea, let them watch it.
• 39:36
  El Guapo: We're gonna force democracy, democracy, like, you know how they're gonna go.
• 39:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, democracy delivered at the barrel of a gun.
• 39:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 39:44
  Repeat Offender: Look how desperate they are in England. They wanted to get 16-year-olds to vote.
• 39:48
  El Guapo: Oh, they're thinking about that shit here, too. And every time someone brings that up, Guapo, I always say.
• 39:56
  Testecleese: How come you have to be 25 to buy a handgun?
• 40:00
  Brian McFadden: You gotta be 21 to buy tobacco.
• 40:02
  Testecleese: Sorry, that'.
• 40:02
  El Guapo: Oh, tobacco and alcohol down.
• 40:05
  Brian McFadden: Can't even buy cigarettes anymore at 18.
• 40:09
  El Guapo: I can accept that, because that's not a constitutional right, but if you're gonna say you can… if you're mature enough to… and…
• 40:15
  Testecleese: wise enough to vote at 16, then you are mature enough and wise enough to own a fucking handgun. You can't even buy a rifle or a shotgun until you're 18 in this country.
• 40:22
  El Guapo: You know why they were talking about this? With the fucking protests of all the high schoolers and shit.
• 40:28
  El Guapo: That's because these high school kids are stupid! They've never seen the real world before. They have no idea that money doesn't just fall out of the fucking sky. They genuinely think that all this shit's free that their parents are giving them.
• 40:40
  El Guapo: I've explained to my daughter more than once, she's 6, she's starting to understand that.
• 40:44
  El Guapo: You don't just get all these toys and all these treats and trips and everything, it's like…
• 40:49
  El Guapo: We had to work to get this, to be able to do this, and she's finally starting to understand, well, because West Virginia's the poorest state in the Union.
• 40:58
  Testecleese: When she throws away food, I get very upset with her, because she'll eat half her food.
• 41:02
  El Guapo: throw it away, or give it to the dogs, and then want something else. I'm like, you realize that half the kids you go to school with don't get to eat dinner.
• 41:11
  El Guapo: And she's like, what do you mean they don't get to eat dinner? I was like, they don't have to… they can't afford it. I was like, why do you think the school sends some… most of these kids home with fucking food every day? It's to make sure the kids are eating.
• 41:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, we need to introduce, like, a local, like, a home…
• 41:25
  El Guapo: what's the word I'm looking for? Farming? No, no, farming, you go food, you know?
• 41:30
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, we're homesteading.
• 41:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 41:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, we're homesteading, we're growing.
• 41:35
  Testecleese: I bought that mini excavator.
• 41:38
  El Guapo: mostly for that, but for other purposes. But yeah, we're growing most of our food,
• 41:44
  El Guapo: No, but I said, over there, they, like, you at least have chickens, you know, like…
• 41:48
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah!
• 41:48
  El Guapo: Erase some corn.
• 41:50
  Testecleese: Yep, we're building a big giant coop this summer, which is the big reason why I need the excavator, is to level some land, but we're looking at having, like, 40 chickens.
• 41:57
  El Guapo: And we're gonna use 20 of them for eggs, and 20 of them are gonna be food. Like, kill the chicken.
• 42:04
  Testecleese: Cook it up and eat it.
• 42:05
  El Guapo: Neo.
• 42:06
  El Guapo: And we're canning.
• 42:09
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, that's good.
• 42:11
  Testecleese: So, yeah, so…
• 42:11
  El Guapo: You know what I'm…
• 42:13
  Testecleese: Should everything fall to shit and get too expensive, because what's going on in Iran with oil?
• 42:17
  El Guapo: We're still gonna have food.
• 42:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, some lady I was talking about, like, things you can do for cheap is, like, all the little, vegetable clips, you know, when you, cut vegetables, the remaining ones that you're not gonna eat, put in a frozen bag, freeze it, and you can make, vegetable broth out of it.
• 42:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 42:39
  Testecleese: I throw it into a food processor, then I toss it in my composter.
• 42:42
  El Guapo: Okay, good for you. But I said you could get vegetable broth out of it.
• 42:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, no, there's all sorts of stuff you can do, exactly.
• 42:47
  El Guapo: Oh, well, the chair.
• 42:49
  Testecleese: Going away, that would be useful.
• 42:50
  El Guapo: Oh, the chicken, like, you get a traditional chicken from Walmart, or you use it for, like, a broth to let it on the bones?
• 42:55
  Testecleese: I'm gonna build a big, giant compost deep this year. Right now, I just have the black barrels you can get online.
• 43:03
  Testecleese: That does, like, 20 gallons of dirt at a time.
• 43:06
  El Guapo: That… which was good enough for my… Marijuana farming?
• 43:11
  El Guapo: But I'm gonna need a lot more than that now, so I'm gonna go with a big, giant heap.
• 43:15
  Testecleese: And use the excavator to turn it over, and go talk to my neighbor with horses, and get me some, horse shit.
• 43:21
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 43:21
  Testecleese: Toss in the composter, too.
• 43:24
  El Guapo: Chicken shit's the way to go. What's that?
• 43:26
  Brian McFadden: Chicken shit's the best.
• 43:28
  Testecleese: You gotta be careful, it's…
• 43:30
  El Guapo: It's easy to get too much chicken crap, because it piles up.
• 43:35
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 43:36
  El Guapo: I don't know if you've noticed, but if you don't move your…
• 43:39
  El Guapo: either have enough room in their run, or don't move it around, the grass will die, or the chickens are pooping.
• 43:46
  El Guapo: Because it's acidic, a little bit acidic, I guess? Yeah, it's… yeah, exactly. But it does compost, horse shit is great, and it comes in massive quantities, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's already greenier than the chicken shit. Yeah.
• 44:01
  El Guapo: Well, I mean, they're both eaten.
• 44:03
  Testecleese: While the chickens eat mostly seeds versus the horses eating grass and hay.
• 44:07
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, I mean, but then I get…
• 44:10
  El Guapo: super healthy soil that I can use to grow my vegetables.
• 44:14
  El Guapo: Which…
• 44:17
  El Guapo: Oh, I'm gonna have to plant my stuff, then I'm gonna disappear for, 2 weeks in the Caribbean.
• 44:24
  El Guapo: And I'm not gonna be there to maintain it, hope, and just hope!
• 44:28
  Brian McFadden: You got your mother-in-law to take care of it.
• 44:31
  Testecleese: I don't trust her to… Wipe her own ass properly.
• 44:35
  Brian McFadden: She figured out how to fire… start a fire during the winter.
• 44:40
  El Guapo: Did she?
• 44:42
  Testecleese: Did she?
• 44:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, where's our latest electric bill?
• 44:46
  Testecleese: I haven't asked her, but I told her I'm not paying it, because I told her I would come over and light these… I got her a fucking… you know the blue propane torches that you can get at, like, the hardware store?
• 44:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 44:57
  El Guapo: I got her one of those, because she was having trouble lighting fires.
• 45:00
  Testecleese: That was a good…
• 45:01
  Brian McFadden: Have you got a modifier with that?
• 45:03
  El Guapo: You're fine.
• 45:07
  Testecleese: And I was like, you paid hundreds and hundreds of dollars more than you needed to. And I was like, I gave her, like, two cords of wood.
• 45:13
  Testecleese: It keeps going out! I was like, open the damper! Let some oxygen into that thing, it's going… you're smothering it!
• 45:23
  El Guapo: Primony. Alright, where were we anyway? Oh, Crockett!
• 45:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, her security guard was, what?
• 45:31
  El Guapo: Impersonating a police officer.
• 45:33
  El Guapo: Yeah. Got into a shootout with the cops, and Crockett's defending the…
• 45:38
  El Guapo: Her security guard who got killed.
• 45:40
  El Guapo: You know why? It's like, at some point, especially if the guy's dead, Throw him under the bus.
• 45:46
  El Guapo: I didn't know about any of that. You know why I should defeat again?
• 45:51
  El Guapo: You should be allowed to pretend you're a cop and… abuse people? No, no, no. I think she was clap… he was clapping those chicks.
• 45:59
  Testecleese: He's still dead! She could have come all across.
• 46:01
  El Guapo: Wow, she's…
• 46:02
  Testecleese: the bus.
• 46:03
  El Guapo: Is she gonna miss those… getting clapped? She clap my head.
• 46:09
  Testecleese: I'm sure she could get laid anytime she wants, let's be real.
• 46:12
  El Guapo: Oh, dude, I promise.
• 46:14
  Testecleese: She's not a… she's not a hideous.
• 46:16
  El Guapo: Oh, no, dude, I'd give it to her, dude. If she had an attitude, I'd go out with her. Not my type, personally, but she's not unattractive.
• 46:25
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, you wouldn't stick around for breakfast, would you?
• 46:27
  El Guapo: What's that?
• 46:29
  El Guapo: You wouldn't stick around for breakfast.
• 46:30
  Testecleese: No, Kuwapo, as soon as he's done, because I gotta get up early for work.
• 46:34
  El Guapo: Hello.
• 46:36
  Repeat Offender: The fridge door open.
• 46:46
  Repeat Offender: Hey, thanks for the shoutout to you, brother, I like that too, thanks.
• 46:50
  El Guapo: And this one person, this, dude… no, it's a woman. No, it's a dude, I'm sorry. Running for Congress, I don't know if it's state or federal from Texas.
• 47:01
  Testecleese: Demographic.
• 47:06
  El Guapo: Apparently the guy's a musician.
• 47:09
  El Guapo: Which… I'm all about his freedom of speech to say and do this stuff.
• 47:15
  Testecleese: But you have to realize that people will notice it, and it's come out again, because in these music videos.
• 47:21
  Brian McFadden: Well, the internet is forever, you know?
• 47:23
  Testecleese: both.
• 47:23
  El Guapo: shit on Facebook, MySpace, wherever.
• 47:26
  Brian McFadden: It will come back to haunt you down the road.
• 47:29
  Testecleese: Especially if you're publicly jerking off and exposing yourself to women in your videos.
• 47:35
  Testecleese: this guy did.
• 47:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, that will come back up, trust me, when it comes time for who's got the moral character to lead our people, you know?
• 47:48
  El Guapo: Which, I don't know if it's in here or not, maybe not.
• 47:52
  El Guapo: Maybe it's… Okay.
• 47:56
  El Guapo: Fuck, I forgot, doesn't matter anyway. Doesn't matter anyway. But yeah, now Hochul…
• 48:01
  El Guapo: New York has the same issue that California's having with the wealthy people leaving, like, it's just not worth it.
• 48:09
  El Guapo: now Hochul is asking all of the wealthy people who fled New York, like, down… go to Florida, or, like, West Virginia, or…
• 48:18
  Testecleese: a whole bunch of states that have no income tax. Like, please, please come back, we need the money. And they're like, that's why we left, your team.
• 48:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 48:26
  Brian McFadden: You're a fucking idiot.
• 48:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was worth $2 million, now I'm worth $800,000, why would I go back there and do it again?
• 48:37
  El Guapo: They talk about, like, a 50%…
• 48:41
  El Guapo: Property tax in New York City.
• 48:44
  Testecleese: for anything.
• 48:44
  El Guapo: We're paying over $775,000, or $750,000 homes.
• 48:50
  Testecleese: Which sounds like a ton of money, but it's not… it's not anymore, especially if you're within…
• 48:55
  El Guapo: If you're within, like, 20 minutes, 40 minutes of the actual downtown city, your house is worth over a million dollars.
• 49:03
  Testecleese: I don't know if people realize that.
• 49:06
  Testecleese: Shit, my place… I was,
• 49:10
  Testecleese: 30-minute drive to Boston, which is nothing like New York City. My place was almost worth that much.
• 49:18
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 49:19
  El Guapo: You know what I mean? And New York is obviously… what's…
• 49:22
  El Guapo: It was, and may still be, the economic hub of the planet.
• 49:26
  Brian McFadden: I don't believe that anymore.
• 49:27
  El Guapo: It won't be for long.
• 49:29
  Testecleese: When are they gonna be done with the stock exchange in, Texas?
• 49:34
  Brian McFadden: No idea.
• 49:36
  Repeat Offender: It's just gonna get worse in New York, guys, like, you guys know it yourselves.
• 49:40
  El Guapo: Like, once summer that comes around, you know, you're gonna have more maintenance that needs to be done.
• 49:44
  Repeat Offender: The only way to get maintenance done is by raising taxes, using tax money.
• 49:49
  El Guapo: Fucking New York City is gonna look like don't… don't buy.
• 49:53
  Testecleese: The problem is, they could have handled the maintenance, because they have been. The issue is, they want to put in all these other programs.
• 49:59
  El Guapo: They want to pay you to jerk off and watch porn, and then get stoned and go back to sleep.
• 50:05
  Testecleese: It's like, instead of going to work, so we're just gonna tax that guy who works his ass off to pay for you to frickin' watch porn and jerk off.
• 50:12
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I don't… it's not in here, I know it's not, but I heard on the Clay and Bugs show this week.
• 50:17
  El Guapo: that a report just came out that New York City is spending $80,000 per homeless person.
• 50:24
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 50:26
  Testecleese: God!
• 50:28
  Brian McFadden: So why is there any incentive to work in New York City when you can get up to $80,000 in benefits?
• 50:35
  Testecleese: Because $80,000 a year in New York City is not enough to live on, and you know it.
• 50:39
  El Guapo: You might be able to…
• 50:41
  Testecleese: shitty.
• 50:42
  Brian McFadden: I'm living in Central Park, I can live on $80,000 a year in New York City.
• 50:46
  El Guapo: Hey, where do you live? On Central Park?
• 50:49
  Testecleese: Freeze to death in the winter.
• 50:53
  Testecleese: You might be able to get, like, a two-bedroom apartment with a buddy.
• 50:58
  El Guapo: You know what I mean?
• 50:59
  Brian McFadden: Not even a studio.
• 51:02
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 51:04
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, two guys making 80 grand, getting 80 grand.
• 51:07
  Brian McFadden: But what's the incentive for the working man?
• 51:10
  El Guapo: That is not getting the free benefit of $80,000 a week, and, you know.
• 51:15
  Testecleese: a year.
• 51:17
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean.
• 51:17
  El Guapo: You know, that doesn't work as a communist. You work, you pay for everybody else's shit.
• 51:23
  El Guapo: You know that's.
• 51:26
  Testecleese: more than 3 times as much money as the average household in West Virginia brings in a year.
• 51:31
  El Guapo: Any…
• 51:32
  Brian McFadden: I don't make $80,000 a year between my disability and my retirement money.
• 51:40
  El Guapo: I think I made $80,000 last year, but the fuckest city… the government took, like, 20.
• 51:47
  Testecleese: Oh, gross and net is way different, and then how much did, your ex-wife take?
• 51:52
  El Guapo: 11, 12, 12.
• 51:55
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 51:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, and I fucking made… I only made, like, 40… I saw my bill at the end, like, $40,000. Goddamn fucking poor!
• 52:04
  Testecleese: How did this happen?
• 52:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, I was like, I don't want to work no more, how does that make it? Like, last year I made 60, but then I realized, well, hold on, let me look up… oh, fuck!
• 52:14
  El Guapo: Yup.
• 52:15
  Testecleese: And that's when you're like, shit, can I… well, Spanber? Shit, you got a… you got a Latin accent?
• 52:20
  Testecleese: You got the dark skin, you might be able to get all these free benefits, dude. Just freaking claim poverty.
• 52:25
  El Guapo: Shit, I wish. No, like, I went to, like, the other year, they give you a discount, an easy pass for the tunnels and stuff.
• 52:34
  El Guapo: And last year, it was like, oh, you have… because I got two jobs, so I only showed about one job, you know? Like, okay, it had to be less than $65,000 a year. I showed about little things, like, a week before the end of the year, and they did the calculation, like, no, you make, like, $68,000 a year, like, fuck!
• 52:56
  Testecleese: It helps so much!
• 52:57
  El Guapo: Yeah! I think at least I get a discount somewhere, you know?
• 53:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, but no, take advantage. Tell them that you're here illegally, and you want a free iPhone.
• 53:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, no shit. I gotta… I'll buy my phone.
• 53:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, I need an Obama phone, saying Spanish.
• 53:13
  Testecleese: You know?
• 53:17
  Brian McFadden: If you move to New York, you can get, like, the free debit card with $80,000 on it.
• 53:22
  El Guapo: They just give you a debit card with 80K on it? Oh, no, they were getting, like… They were doing… Yeah, they were doing fucking…
• 53:29
  El Guapo: No, this old lady had, like, $3,000 on fucking food, on the debit card. Dude, we need to go back to paper fuckin', EVT, man.
• 53:38
  Testecleese: Food stamps, not.
• 53:39
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 53:40
  Testecleese: I put some shame in it, right?
• 53:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 53:43
  Testecleese: And I know it sounds terrible, don't shame people.
• 53:45
  El Guapo: Ain't.
• 53:46
  Testecleese: If you feel bad about what you're doing, maybe you should stop doing it, right?
• 53:49
  El Guapo: And all this fucking, Coupa's gonna have fucking Democrats' faces on it, you know?
• 53:54
  El Guapo: Joe Biden, fucking Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, all of them.
• 53:58
  Brian McFadden: I heard there's a new gold coin coming out, right?
• 54:00
  El Guapo: Whose feline?
• 54:02
  Brian McFadden: Donald Trump.
• 54:03
  El Guapo: The Trump one. I got a silver one already, so… That's, that's actually made of gold, but it's actual currency, too, isn't it? But the gold is worth, like…
• 54:12
  Testecleese: The gold is worth, like, $5,000 more than the coin's face value.
• 54:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 54:19
  Testecleese: I feel like I'd be pretty cool to get, a Trump coin, but I'm not spending that kind of money on gold.
• 54:24
  El Guapo: No. You could buy, like, little bills, like, layers of gold, for, like, 10 bucks, 20 bucks.
• 54:32
  El Guapo: Like, the press is so fine, it's like a fucking bill.
• 54:36
  El Guapo: It's like gold foil that you… Yeah, yeah, yeah. …decorate stuff.
• 54:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, that blows my mind, and people eat it.
• 54:42
  El Guapo: on their food, I'm like… Like Goldschlager. Like Goldschlager.
• 54:47
  Brian McFadden: I had one good night of gold.
• 54:50
  Brian McFadden: Everywhere.
• 54:51
  El Guapo: You're not a freak anymore.
• 54:54
  Testecleese: Flakes everywhere.
• 54:56
  El Guapo: Oh, fuckin'!
• 54:57
  Brian McFadden: apartment, Rochester, New York, everywhere.
• 55:00
  El Guapo: It's a fucking glove.
• 55:02
  Brian McFadden: I can't even stand the smell of it anymore.
• 55:05
  Testecleese: I'm begging for a, stomach ulcer by swallowing golden flakes with booze, you know?
• 55:14
  El Guapo: Here we go, did you see, alright, okay.
• 55:16
  Testecleese: Obviously not, because you don't follow Stephen A. Smith.
• 55:19
  Brian McFadden: I've shared this article!
• 55:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, I'm saying you probably didn't see the actual thing, but tell me about it, then. This… I read it, and I was like.
• 55:26
  El Guapo: He's… Smith seems to be…
• 55:29
  Brian McFadden: He's moving more and more right!
• 55:31
  El Guapo: Dude, he's so fucking…
• 55:33
  El Guapo: He's a Democrat, but he actually makes sense. And he's like, let's look at reality for a second, you know? He's a pussy, dude. Every time he gets confronted by… he says something about Crocker, and everybody getting up on him, he's like, oh, my apologies, you know, you're a fucking pussy, step up, get it back.
• 55:49
  Testecleese: Whoa.
• 55:49
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 55:50
  Testecleese: Brian, tell us what, just happened on his, podcast.
• 55:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, he, he was confronted by a Biden supporter that didn't believe that Biden ushered in the most open border policy
• 56:06
  El Guapo: In the history of the United States.
• 56:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, the guy, the guy was like, I don't know, I don't see when that happened. All I could see was them trying to fix the border crisis, and.
• 56:15
  Brian McFadden: They never tried to fix it, they, like, literally…
• 56:18
  Testecleese: Ran on it.
• 56:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 56:20
  Testecleese: It was a campaign promise for the next election.
• 56:23
  Testecleese: But yeah, Smith went nuts. He's like, you're out of your mind! He's like, he said that we're undoing all of the border security Trump put into place. He actually said, search the border, you know? Yeah.
• 56:34
  El Guapo: He's like, and if you missed all of this, then you're not paying enough attention, and again, you probably shouldn't vote if you don't know what's going on.
• 56:41
  El Guapo: There's fucking videos of it everywhere, dude. Yeah. That's the thing.
• 56:46
  El Guapo: We are obviously biased.
• 56:49
  El Guapo: We have our opinions, and we… but we know what the fuck we're talking about.
• 56:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, because we see what the fuck is going on, like, okay, that's identity.
• 56:57
  Brian McFadden: Following up politics and paying up attention that, you know, we kinda…
• 57:02
  Brian McFadden: Have a clue what the fuck's going on, so…
• 57:04
  El Guapo: Like, at night. Like, at school.
• 57:06
  Testecleese: I make investments.
• 57:06
  Repeat Offender: versus emotion?
• 57:07
  Testecleese: What we do on this show.
• 57:09
  Brian McFadden: And you got enrich all the time.
• 57:11
  Repeat Offender: emotions.
• 57:12
  Testecleese: He made most of my money by following what's going on in the world and going, shit, I should buy this now.
• 57:19
  Testecleese: Like Twitter, like that Twitter thing, dude.
• 57:22
  El Guapo: Made so much money, so fast!
• 57:26
  El Guapo: And…
• 57:26
  Testecleese: You know, it's the.
• 57:28
  El Guapo: It's…
• 57:29
  El Guapo: And we've said this how many times, like, if we just took our own advice, we would all be fucking stinking rich. And then I started doing some small investments, and I made a couple bucks, and I put it aside, and I used that money, you know, and then all of a sudden, I was like, shit, I'm gonna put, like, 5 grand in Twitter. And what, it sold for.
• 57:45
  Testecleese: 150% of its worth.
• 57:49
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 57:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, yeah, that gave me, like, $7,500.
• 57:54
  El Guapo: And then I turned around and invested that.
• 57:57
  El Guapo: in something else, graphene, I think, and I sold that at one point.
• 58:01
  El Guapo: And then, as soon as Trump started talking about tariffs, I sold everything I had overseas and bought all American-made stuff.
• 58:10
  El Guapo: And, that did well for a long time.
• 58:14
  El Guapo: Anyway, anyway.
• 58:17
  El Guapo: This is fascinating. Rhode Island police, or Rhode Island Democrats, propo…
• 58:22
  Testecleese: are suggesting…
• 58:24
  El Guapo: that they should ban all ICE members from ever being a police officer in Rhode Island.
• 58:30
  El Guapo: Trump.
• 58:30
  Brian McFadden: They're an ICE member.
• 58:32
  El Guapo: Yes, yes.
• 58:34
  El Guapo: I just…
• 58:37
  Testecleese: There's no one.
• 58:38
  El Guapo: Just because you don't like what they're doing doesn't mean they're not good law enforcement officers.
• 58:43
  El Guapo: Next.
• 58:43
  Testecleese: This is the thing a lot of people don't realize. This is the fucking law.
• 58:49
  Testecleese: You know, and just saying, well, just don't enforce it. Why the fuck do we have the law?
• 58:55
  El Guapo: Bye.
• 58:56
  Repeat Offender: You look at Obama, how could he get rid of 3 million people, whatever it was, the number he got rid of? They did the same thing. He turned around at the border.
• 59:04
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, it wasn't only that, there was still some in here, mate.
• 59:06
  Testecleese: I know, I know.
• 59:07
  El Guapo: tactics, it's just that CNN, MSNBC, and all there weren't reporting on it.
• 59:14
  El Guapo: Yep. Oh, shh, that's the thing, though, is he called himself the Deporter-in-Chief, and how he was gonna, you know…
• 59:20
  Testecleese: cleaning it all up and everything, and he brings this up to people, I'm like, I never heard that. I'm like, then you play him the video of him calling himself that, and they're like, well, it must have been different. They're like, no! No, here's the problem. You have no idea, you just hate Trump. Yeah. Like, the dude could cheer cancer, and you'd be upset that he put oncologists out of work.
• 59:37
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 59:37
  Repeat Offender: Okay, Barbad, they were trying to blame Trump for the kit, like, the cages he made for him.
• 59:42
  El Guapo: They did that… they did that debate. Biden brought it up, and Trump was like, who built the cages, Joe?
• 59:50
  El Guapo: Who built them? You did!
• 59:54
  Brian McFadden: Nobody wants to believe that.
• 59:57
  Testecleese: Good morning.
• 59:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, did Alligator Alcatraz ever get closed down?
• 1:00:01
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:00:02
  El Guapo: I did? Okay. I don't… I don't see the issue.
• 1:00:06
  El Guapo: Honestly, but, like, oh, it's uncomfortable, it's hot. It's fucking Florida! It's always uncomfortable and hot!
• 1:00:14
  El Guapo: You may as well go to Australia and complain it's fucking hot, too, right?
• 1:00:20
  El Guapo: I'd see what?
• 1:00:21
  El Guapo: Free food and water, you can't beat that, even if it's in Florida.
• 1:00:25
  Testecleese: Which is funny, though, because every time I look at Australia on a map, I'm like, this park down here should get pretty fucking cold, but I've never heard anyone complain about cold in Australia.
• 1:00:33
  El Guapo: Well, it depends on how close you get to the equator, how close you get.
• 1:00:36
  Testecleese: Australia's not exactly near the equator, though.
• 1:00:38
  El Guapo: I know, sorry.
• 1:00:39
  Testecleese: Southern parts of it.
• 1:00:41
  El Guapo: Well, yeah. Oh, when you're…
• 1:00:43
  Repeat Offender: We need to be quiet.
• 1:00:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's a huge fucking.
• 1:00:50
  Testecleese: laundry.
• 1:00:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, you have to…
• 1:00:51
  Testecleese: between Florida and Maine, right?
• 1:00:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, but you have to look at the map, I mean, on the gloves, and look in the… I know! The southernmost part should get cold.
• 1:01:03
  Testecleese: Boy, the Kiwis are down the southern part.
• 1:01:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, they got, they got penguins over there, too, in the south.
• 1:01:11
  Testecleese: It will. Yeah, but they'll…
• 1:01:12
  El Guapo: They're warm weather penguins, aren't they?
• 1:01:15
  Repeat Offender: No, we've got penguins in Tasmania now.
• 1:01:17
  El Guapo: Don't touch me any.
• 1:01:18
  Testecleese: And those are Tasanian devils.
• 1:01:20
  El Guapo: Right now, I tell my kids, like,
• 1:01:26
  Testecleese: Tell your kids what?
• 1:01:27
  El Guapo: I told my kid about Tasmania.
• 1:01:31
  Testecleese: We weren't spinning a joke.
• 1:01:32
  El Guapo: That's one of my favorite characters.
• 1:01:36
  Testecleese: You can find all that shit, still.
• 1:01:39
  El Guapo: We lost.
• 1:01:39
  Testecleese: What stinks…
• 1:01:40
  Repeat Offender: Lines and everything?
• 1:01:41
  Testecleese: Most of the cool cartoons that I watched as a kid.
• 1:01:44
  El Guapo: They keep moving. Like, Nickelodeon got gobbled up by another company that got gobbled up by another company, and it's like, fuck.
• 1:01:53
  Testecleese: I just wanna show my kid Rugrats, you know?
• 1:01:56
  El Guapo: Dude, I remember a docktail, and that's what you learn a lot of… I learned about the solar eclipse, I… I learned about, inflation because of that. I already knew there were inflation, like, oh, okay. And it always stuck with me. When somebody say inflation, I'm like, oh, you mean, like, multiplying money, you know? I'm like, what?
• 1:02:13
  El Guapo: So, they used to sh- they showed good things in the shows, dude.
• 1:02:18
  Repeat Offender: In a Bavarian.
• 1:02:19
  El Guapo: Her voice, and of the bear.
• 1:02:20
  El Guapo: Ana Barbera?
• 1:02:21
  Brian McFadden: I think in Zimbabwe.
• 1:02:24
  Testecleese: I think Zimbabwe was the best,
• 1:02:26
  Testecleese: Example you could bring up these days about inflation, though.
• 1:02:30
  Brian McFadden: You still got… hyperinflation.
• 1:02:32
  El Guapo: I don't know where it is, dude. I might have left it in Hampton, I might have left it in… 1,000? 1,000 trillion?
• 1:02:38
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:02:38
  Testecleese: A hundred trillion dollar bill.
• 1:02:40
  El Guapo: Dude, you know… nevermind.
• 1:02:42
  Testecleese: A thousand trillions would be a quadrillion.
• 1:02:46
  El Guapo: You can still buy it. You could probably still find one of those bills in one of the coin stores to sell it, like, you know, for… You could buy them online these days, but I bought mine for $5. American.
• 1:02:57
  Testecleese: And now… now that it's not actual currency.
• 1:03:00
  El Guapo: that you spend a bottle. It's… you're gonna spend, like, 50 bucks to get one now, and I was like, yeah.
• 1:03:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's not…
• 1:03:06
  El Guapo: It's not the same.
• 1:03:07
  Testecleese: I got one for $5.
• 1:03:08
  El Guapo: You could've probably sold it for 45 now.
• 1:03:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's like, I could take this $100 trillion bill and go buy a coffee. You know?
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: And not a good coffee, either. We're talking McDonald's coffee, okay?
• 1:03:22
  Brian McFadden: So what do you think about ICE banning, Republican.
• 1:03:25
  El Guapo: That's the bar, staff, or…
• 1:03:27
  Brian McFadden: for allegedly posing as an attorney to visit detainees… detainees. They were… he's basically… they were basically going in there and giving him…
• 1:03:36
  Brian McFadden: Obama… You smuggled the phone in! They were smuggling phones in.
• 1:03:39
  Testecleese: smugg.
• 1:03:40
  El Guapo: I rested, I rested.
• 1:03:42
  Testecleese: Absolutely, and the best part is, you can go ahead and say, I didn't. There's fucking security footage, and they showed the log of this person signed in over and over again.
• 1:03:51
  El Guapo: Hold on. So, he was giving a phone to Maduro.
• 1:03:57
  Testecleese: I doubt it was Maduro.
• 1:03:58
  El Guapo: Who do I spoge fund to?
• 1:04:00
  Brian McFadden: All the other detainees that were in there.
• 1:04:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, the rapists and killers that got picked up.
• 1:04:06
  El Guapo: Dude, this is the type of people you make a simp out of, is send it to fucking Leavenworth to get it to Cuba. Well, you can't just send anyone to Leavensworth.
• 1:04:15
  El Guapo: I mean, another word about cancer, one time was terrorism.
• 1:04:19
  Brian McFadden: Going at a good time, though, either.
• 1:04:20
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 1:04:21
  El Guapo: You need to scare the fuck out of these people. If you got no fear, they're just gonna keep doing it, you know?
• 1:04:27
  Brian McFadden: It's a Democrat thing.
• 1:04:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, this is a federal, yeah!
• 1:04:32
  Testecleese: So, they could make an example.
• 1:04:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, terrorism. I wouldn't say that terrorism, but, like…
• 1:04:38
  Testecleese: Falsifying this stuff, giving, unlicensed.
• 1:04:41
  Brian McFadden: I would definitely think you're gonna go…
• 1:04:44
  El Guapo: You're gonna go… you're gonna be charged with multiple charges, protection.
• 1:04:50
  Brian McFadden: Pretending to be an attorney.
• 1:04:51
  El Guapo: And…
• 1:04:52
  Brian McFadden: Smuggling cell phones into a…
• 1:04:55
  El Guapo: The very secure building.
• 1:04:56
  Brian McFadden: Period.
• 1:04:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:04:58
  El Guapo: I mean, what if they use up for a bomb, then it's terrorism. You don't know that.
• 1:05:03
  Testecleese: For all you know, they're using the phone to set off a bomb.
• 1:05:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, so, terrorism. Fuck it.
• 1:05:08
  El Guapo: That's what I stick it with. That's the heel I'm gonna die on.
• 1:05:12
  Testecleese: How come no one has brought up that all these terror attacks that popped up nationwide from Irani people?
• 1:05:18
  El Guapo: How come I was brought up?
• 1:05:19
  Testecleese: illegal immigration that let them in the fucking country in the first place.
• 1:05:22
  El Guapo: The Sierra Leone, the one of the OD Sierra Leone.
• 1:05:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, Texas, there was that… there was a shooting at, ODU, right? That was an Islamic…
• 1:05:32
  Testecleese: A rainy guy.
• 1:05:33
  El Guapo: There's one that goes under the radar.
• 1:05:35
  Brian McFadden: Noted on in his last show.
• 1:05:37
  Testecleese: We do, but no one else is connecting it to the people being allowed across the border unchecked.
• 1:05:42
  El Guapo: Don't want to do that, because…
• 1:05:44
  Testecleese: No one wants to bring up these sleeper cells.
• 1:05:48
  El Guapo: Guarding the country by simply walking across the border.
• 1:05:51
  Testecleese: And they're just not leaving.
• 1:05:52
  El Guapo: The one ODU that he was, National Guard, so…
• 1:05:58
  Testecleese: He let this guy out of prison!
• 1:06:00
  El Guapo: Oh, that was so funny. Convicted of ISIS ties. Terrorist ties. Terrorism.
• 1:06:06
  Brian McFadden: And then he let him back into the… they didn't let… they let him back into the…
• 1:06:12
  El Guapo: What do you? Pileage system by, like, a waiver.
• 1:06:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know who posts that fucking stuff like that? Democrats.
• 1:06:21
  Testecleese: It's just crazy, it's like the guy is a convicted terrorist, and now you're gonna let him join the National Guard. You're gonna train him how to use a rifle.
• 1:06:28
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:06:29
  Testecleese: Give him a run.
• 1:06:29
  El Guapo: That was before.
• 1:06:32
  El Guapo: He was already in the National Guard.
• 1:06:35
  Brian McFadden: I was in the National Guard before everything.
• 1:06:37
  El Guapo: They take that away from you once you get convicted of terrorism. They don't want you to stay in.
• 1:06:42
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:06:44
  El Guapo: No, but he got enrolled in college because…
• 1:06:47
  Brian McFadden: Because he had a waiver from the federal government to be in college.
• 1:06:54
  Testecleese: Was that person a legal citizen?
• 1:06:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:06:57
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:06:59
  Testecleese: Citizenship does matter.
• 1:07:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, but… yeah.
• 1:07:05
  Testecleese: But you get busted for terrorism, you should lose your citizenship, or be in prison forever.
• 1:07:10
  El Guapo: That's not a good idea. Well, we'll have to be careful, what do you consider terrorists, you know? Like, what if, the…
• 1:07:16
  Testecleese: Helping ICE blow up a building.
• 1:07:18
  El Guapo: one of the J6 guys was a citizenship, you know, they're like, oh, he's a terrorist, so we're gonna take his citizenship and send it back where he came from.
• 1:07:28
  El Guapo: Because, you know, if you use it, the Democrats are gonna use it, too.
• 1:07:32
  El Guapo: They put…
• 1:07:33
  Testecleese: Put people in jail without trial for 3 years.
• 1:07:36
  El Guapo: And that's what I said. Yeah, that's what I said.
• 1:07:39
  Brian McFadden: Territory.
• 1:07:40
  El Guapo: Yeah. They're already doing it, dude.
• 1:07:43
  El Guapo: That's what gets me, too, is…
• 1:07:44
  Testecleese: You bring up how the Republicans should nuke the filibuster, and then it's like, the Democrats will just abuse it. It's like, they're gonna nuke it anyway as soon as they're in office again. They do it every time!
• 1:07:54
  El Guapo: Yep. That's true.
• 1:07:57
  El Guapo: But the other thing, they do fucking come out with these rules, and they always back the Democrats in the ass, too, so…
• 1:08:05
  El Guapo: So, Senator Man just voted to advance, Former Senator… Marco Wayne Mullen as.
• 1:08:15
  Brian McFadden: Trump's home lane.
• 1:08:16
  El Guapo: Oh, he got confirmed?
• 1:08:19
  Repeat Offender: No, possibly.
• 1:08:20
  Brian McFadden: He was the only Democrat that did, and even there are Republicans that vote against him in committee.
• 1:08:25
  El Guapo: Who was that?
• 1:08:28
  Repeat Offender: Pulling pizza.
• 1:08:29
  El Guapo: You did it.
• 1:08:30
  Testecleese: I don't think he is a former senator, I think he's.
• 1:08:32
  El Guapo: He's a senator! …the Oklahoma representatives right now. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:08:37
  Repeat Offender: Jeez.
• 1:08:37
  Brian McFadden: We haven't resigned?
• 1:08:39
  El Guapo: I think he don't have.
• 1:08:41
  Testecleese: Not until he gets the.
• 1:08:41
  El Guapo: See, officially.
• 1:08:43
  Brian McFadden: Alright, whatever.
• 1:08:44
  Repeat Offender: Not yet.
• 1:08:44
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean?
• 1:08:45
  Repeat Offender: civil senator.
• 1:08:46
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. Now, Ren, Paul had that big souk about it, did you see that?
• 1:08:50
  Testecleese: No…
• 1:08:51
  Brian McFadden: He does not have a ton of personality.
• 1:08:54
  El Guapo: Just…
• 1:08:55
  Testecleese: I don't give a shit.
• 1:08:56
  El Guapo: The straight cup.
• 1:08:57
  Repeat Offender: You think you're.
• 1:08:58
  Brian McFadden: Do better than Chrissy Noem.
• 1:09:00
  El Guapo: Yeah…
• 1:09:02
  Testecleese: Christine Ohm was more worried about taking glamour pics than doing her damn job.
• 1:09:06
  El Guapo: The Barbie… Barbie… Ice Barbie.
• 1:09:10
  Repeat Offender: To be fair to Kristi Noem, like, Trump did say to her, you've got a job to do, go and do it.
• 1:09:15
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:09:15
  Repeat Offender: She was under the pump. She had to get people out.
• 1:09:18
  Testecleese: No, I mean how she made it a point of doing, like, press things, like, she rode a horse up a mountain with a Stetson hat, you know, it's like…
• 1:09:26
  El Guapo: What was that?
• 1:09:27
  Repeat Offender: $8 million advertisement or something, was it?
• 1:09:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, there's a…
• 1:09:30
  El Guapo: Actually, yeah, it wasn't a ton of money for a nationwide commercial, honestly. But still, it's like…
• 1:09:38
  Brian McFadden: It wasn't worldwide. It wasn't nationwide.
• 1:09:42
  El Guapo: I didn't see these commercials, but I don't…
• 1:09:45
  El Guapo: have, base… I don't have any kind of cable or anything, you know what I mean?
• 1:09:49
  Testecleese: I don't get a whole lot of commercials.
• 1:09:52
  Testecleese: Where are people seeing commercials these days, anyway?
• 1:09:57
  Brian McFadden: The internet.
• 1:09:57
  Testecleese: Do people still have, like, cable?
• 1:10:00
  Testecleese: Is that a thing?
• 1:10:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:10:03
  Brian McFadden: I do.
• 1:10:03
  Repeat Offender: between podcasts.
• 1:10:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, I guess, when you… if you're not paying subscription fees, you're gonna watch commercials on your podcasts and, videos.
• 1:10:13
  Repeat Offender: But, like, explanation stuff?
• 1:10:16
  Testecleese: Netflix, Hulu, Peacock.
• 1:10:20
  Brian McFadden: Netflix is the only one I don't have commercials on still, but…
• 1:10:24
  El Guapo: They're coming.
• 1:10:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, Hulu, I think I had to pay an extra 3 bucks a month to get ad-free.
• 1:10:30
  El Guapo: Not worth it.
• 1:10:33
  Brian McFadden: Amazon just changed it, like, if you want to be ad-free, and ad-free is, like, an extra $10 a month, you know?
• 1:10:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:10:41
  Testecleese: I will say, though, for the most part, most of these companies are doing their commercials between episodes, when you're, like, watching, like, an entire season. It doesn't stop mid-episode, for the most part.
• 1:10:53
  Repeat Offender: So's the man.
• 1:10:54
  El Guapo: Johnny Legends it?
• 1:10:55
  Repeat Offender: Save your money, take a piss break when you need one during the ads.
• 1:10:58
  El Guapo: Well, it's funny, because I was talking to my 6-year-old about this with the wife there.
• 1:11:04
  El Guapo: And I was like, when I was a boy.
• 1:11:06
  El Guapo: the show would just stop, and commercials would come on for, like, 3 to 5 minutes. And she's like, what? I was like, yeah. And then someone would go to run to the bathroom, or they'd go to do something in the kitchen, and you'd hear someone else yell.
• 1:11:18
  El Guapo: Hitting your back.
• 1:11:20
  Testecleese: I'm running back in to watch the show, to watch Urkel on Friday night, you know?
• 1:11:24
  Repeat Offender: That's universal, mate, that one. That's a universal thing.
• 1:11:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, and she's just, look, she's like, this… she didn't believe me, either.
• 1:11:31
  El Guapo: She's like, no! I was like, yes! I was like, we.
• 1:11:34
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, we had water.
• 1:11:36
  El Guapo: The phone rang, we had to pick it up off the wall, and then find out who was calling.
• 1:11:40
  Brian McFadden: No, I had a… I'm so old, I had a touch dial… I had to dial my phone number.
• 1:11:46
  Testecleese: I had a.
• 1:11:48
  El Guapo: And it's nothing you're set as far as when you pistol with someone, you smash the receiver down, was it? Oh, that big, heavy…
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: Receiver up down… yeah, the phone right down the receiver, and…
• 1:11:58
  Repeat Offender: You know.
• 1:11:59
  Testecleese: Slam it down, you'd hear it RING! Yup! I'm gonna hit the bells inside.
• 1:12:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, I'm gonna very angrily hit end call on my cell phone, you know?
• 1:12:10
  Repeat Offender: And we had to walk across Shagpole carpets to change the channels.
• 1:12:15
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:12:15
  Testecleese: The youngest always did that one.
• 1:12:19
  Testecleese: Or even more fun was the…
• 1:12:21
  Testecleese: Alright, you, you move the rabbit ear that way a little bit.
• 1:12:24
  Testecleese: move the other one this way a little bit. All right, we got picture. And they let go, he's like, sorry, you gotta sit there and hold it.
• 1:12:31
  Repeat Offender: We'll adjust that little frequency switch a little bit, just to get them tuned. Yeah, tune it in.
• 1:12:35
  Brian McFadden: Anything about the, immigration judge that ordered the…
• 1:12:39
  Brian McFadden: New York City Council employees deportation.
• 1:12:44
  Testecleese: The guy's here illegally, and they're all upset in New York, like, you can't do that! It's like, yes!
• 1:12:51
  Testecleese: The man shouldn't even be here, what's he doing on the city council?
• 1:12:55
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. Yep.
• 1:12:59
  Testecleese: Tell me, man… Aren't… we are gonna follow the destruction of New York the whole time?
• 1:13:05
  Testecleese: It's gone.
• 1:13:07
  Testecleese: Oh, it's going fast once it did Mondani. He promised everything would cost less.
• 1:13:12
  Brian McFadden: And everything's going up! Up, up, up, up.
• 1:13:15
  Testecleese: So you have… it costs more to buy your goods, and you have less money to spend.
• 1:13:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:21
  Testecleese: And that's… here's the best part.
• 1:13:22
  Brian McFadden: And I don't care what Hochul says, nobody's moving back.
• 1:13:26
  Brian McFadden: No. Nobody that's no billionaire, no millionaire is moving back to New York State.
• 1:13:31
  Repeat Offender: If you need to.
• 1:13:32
  Testecleese: Why would you need to? Like, realistically, the billionaires aren't working In person, in an office.
• 1:13:39
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:13:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:41
  Testecleese: So why would you go to New York and pay their tax?
• 1:13:44
  Repeat Offender: Once you jump a fence and find the other side's greener.
• 1:13:47
  Repeat Offender: You're gonna stay there, aren't you?
• 1:13:48
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, I get to keep my money? And then that money gets dumped into these other communities instead.
• 1:13:55
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 1:13:58
  Testecleese: But yeah,
• 1:14:00
  Testecleese: the price, everything's going up, people have less money to spend, and they're all saying, what's going on? You promised, you know, the poor would be better off. It's like, yeah.
• 1:14:08
  Testecleese: Do you realize that if you can afford to pay your rent every month on time, pay your bills every month on time.
• 1:14:16
  Testecleese: Then you're rich.
• 1:14:18
  Testecleese: These people don't realize that.
• 1:14:21
  Testecleese: They… they… everyone always pictures rich as having way more money than they do. No one considers themselves rich, basically, until they have, like, $100 million of net worth.
• 1:14:30
  Brian McFadden: road.
• 1:14:31
  Testecleese: Like, Brian called me rich earlier. I am by no means rich.
• 1:14:36
  Testecleese: I have some assets, yes.
• 1:14:39
  Testecleese: But I don't have a fucking Scrooge McDuck-style money bin that I go swimming through gold coins in, you know what I mean?
• 1:14:46
  Repeat Offender: You're right, mate, as long as you live comfortable, look, at the end of the day, rich people aren't going to take their millions to heaven or hell.
• 1:14:53
  Repeat Offender: You know what I mean?
• 1:14:54
  Testecleese: No, my cho- my children get my… my net worth when I die.
• 1:14:58
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, but the thing is, you're not going to take it with you, you know what I mean? Like, so money's irrelevant. As long as you're happy and you're content in life, as you said, you pay your bills, you're eating food, you've got a roof over your head.
• 1:15:10
  Testecleese: The problem, though, is those folks in New York that said, I'm comfortable, but I'm not super wealthy, are super wealthy compared to the homeless guy.
• 1:15:18
  Testecleese: And they didn't take that into account. So now these people who were doing okay are now barely scraping by, because they're paying for the homeless guy to friggin' scream at a cat and drink a 40 of, Colt 45, you know?
• 1:15:33
  Testecleese: Speaking of Cult 45, Afro Man just won his legal case.
• 1:15:38
  Repeat Offender: Oh, I saw that.
• 1:15:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, you remember Avro Man?
• 1:15:42
  Repeat Offender: And I got a good time.
• 1:15:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, but because I got high.
• 1:15:45
  Brian McFadden: Because of God!
• 1:15:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's average.
• 1:15:48
  Brian McFadden: That was a great song.
• 1:15:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was his debut hit.
• 1:15:51
  Testecleese: His house got raided 3 years ago by the county sheriff's department.
• 1:15:57
  Testecleese: So he released an album called Yellow Pound Cake, and it's all… the entire album is about the cops, in particular, by name, who came into his house. Like, he called the lady there a lesbian who's sleeping with the other cops' wives.
• 1:16:12
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 1:16:12
  Testecleese: The one fat guy, he's like, he came into my house and saw my, my, lemon pound cake, and he ate it all.
• 1:16:21
  Testecleese: So, no, so the cops sued him for defamation.
• 1:16:24
  El Guapo: And the entire jury was like, bullshit and threw it out. The jury was like, nope, garbage, this is absolutely insane.
• 1:16:33
  El Guapo: No, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
• 1:16:34
  Testecleese: No, no, I thought it was hilarious.
• 1:16:36
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:37
  Testecleese: day.
• 1:16:38
  El Guapo: Oh, dude, I heard about it a couple days ago. He wearing the fucking All-America flag, sweet. And he… dude…
• 1:16:44
  Testecleese: Song-wise.
• 1:16:46
  El Guapo: This is what I call pointed justice, dude.
• 1:16:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then he, then he actually sang one of the songs that everyone was upset about, and the mom's trying to act all offended.
• 1:16:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, well… Public figures, they came into my house, they stole his money, apparently. $400.
• 1:17:06
  El Guapo: So… Yeah, no, no, but I said, yeah, like, it was $400 and stuff. But, .
• 1:17:13
  Testecleese: 400 bucks, got.
• 1:17:14
  El Guapo: Oh yeah!
• 1:17:15
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah, but the cops at the defense, like, oh, they violated our privacy. You fucking stole his fucking house!
• 1:17:23
  El Guapo: Here's what's crazy, is they cut the secure… his personal home… Security feed.
• 1:17:29
  Testecleese: Why would… why would you cut a security fee unless you intend on doing something that you don't want seen?
• 1:17:37
  El Guapo: Nike.
• 1:17:37
  Testecleese: Shouldn't the cops have been like, yeah, alright, keep it on, make sure… keep us honest, right?
• 1:17:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:43
  El Guapo: No, they, they…
• 1:17:44
  Testecleese: And they literally cut a wire, like old school wire, it wasn't wireless.
• 1:17:48
  El Guapo: And I was like, fuck, they smashed his door down, be like, no, you guys gotta fix my door, you guys gotta…
• 1:17:53
  Testecleese: reinstall my security system, and I want my fucking $400 back.
• 1:17:57
  El Guapo: And, like, what was, like, they didn't find nothing, too, you know, like, whatever the… kidnapping and drug smuggle are drug…
• 1:18:05
  El Guapo: I guess…
• 1:18:07
  Testecleese: Going or dealing or whatever, right.
• 1:18:08
  El Guapo: You know, if you listen to the song, if you listen to the song at the end of the song, I was listening to a lawyer, I was talking about this, like, he even told you at the end of the song, it's like, I end up on the street because I got high, so he tells you you don't get high because you're gonna lose a lot of things in life, you know? Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:26
  Testecleese: you, but then I got hot.
• 1:18:27
  El Guapo: too, but then I got hide.
• 1:18:31
  Testecleese: off, and I know why.
• 1:18:32
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, because he got ha-ha.
• 1:18:34
  Testecleese: I guess I got hot.
• 1:18:35
  El Guapo: He's giving everybody a lesson, you know? Don't get high, because you're gonna lose all these fucking things, you know?
• 1:18:41
  Testecleese: And you know what, there's nothing wrong with smoking a little.
• 1:18:43
  El Guapo: pot.
• 1:18:44
  El Guapo: But… I got this from South Park, actually, but…
• 1:18:48
  Testecleese: It makes you okay with being lazy, and if you do it too much, you'll wake up one day 20 years later, and realize you've done nothing with your life.
• 1:18:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:18:56
  El Guapo: And then you go to New York and say.
• 1:18:58
  El Guapo: Buy me more pot so I can sit around and do nothing.
• 1:19:04
  El Guapo: Oh, check this out!
• 1:19:06
  El Guapo: This, the Republicans pushed through a Deporting Fraudsters Act, people that are busted for, like.
• 1:19:11
  El Guapo: Scamming the system.
• 1:19:13
  El Guapo: Yeah. That are here illegally, are at the head of the line. Fucking… Democrats voted against it.
• 1:19:21
  El Guapo: Good thing…
• 1:19:22
  Brian McFadden: But this is not House of Representative, it's not like through…
• 1:19:26
  El Guapo: the Senate, so it's not, like, up for a vote, up for becoming a law type deal.
• 1:19:31
  Testecleese: Not yet.
• 1:19:34
  Brian McFadden: He's never gonna get through the Senate.
• 1:19:37
  El Guapo: And that makes you ask them, why is it okay to come here illegally and scam the people?
• 1:19:45
  El Guapo: And make yourself rich.
• 1:19:47
  El Guapo: Yeah. Because I'm not allowed to scam people. We, like I said, we just had a guy here in West Virginia who's going to prison.
• 1:19:53
  El Guapo: For fraud.
• 1:19:55
  Brian McFadden: Is he? Because he's in Florida now.
• 1:19:58
  El Guapo: D.
• 1:19:59
  Testecleese: It's still a federal thing, abusing COVID relief funds.
• 1:20:03
  El Guapo: Alright. Yeah.
• 1:20:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, so he's gonna be in a federal prison, not even a state prison.
• 1:20:09
  El Guapo: There's no parole in federal.
• 1:20:13
  Testecleese: There's not? I didn't know that.
• 1:20:15
  El Guapo: And… what's up with this,
• 1:20:19
  El Guapo: What's going on with Homeland Security, honestly?
• 1:20:22
  El Guapo: Oh, what's going on?
• 1:20:23
  Testecleese: Is nobody getting paid at all? And all I'm hearing about is people complaining about TSA.
• 1:20:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, TSA is the… TSA is the main…
• 1:20:31
  Brian McFadden: organization that people deal with the most, because they're in all the airports.
• 1:20:35
  El Guapo: Yeah…
• 1:20:37
  Brian McFadden: I've got a lot of people that are, like, calling out sick because they're not getting paid, and they're doing DoorDash, they're doing this, and they're doing that to try to pay the bills.
• 1:20:45
  El Guapo: I think this is a major security thing, they need to.
• 1:20:48
  Brian McFadden: The airport lines are going through the roof, so…
• 1:20:51
  El Guapo: The FTSA need to get paid by this airport, and they get a little fraction from the dollar. Ice is not the biggest deal, because…
• 1:20:58
  Brian McFadden: Trump, in the last, like, budget deal they pushed through, he front-loaded a ton of money for ICE.
• 1:21:05
  El Guapo: Because he probably proceeded this like, yeah, I don't want them to fucking put me at, you know…
• 1:21:09
  Testecleese: Is that why ICE is still getting paid? It's because they don't put money aside.
• 1:21:12
  Brian McFadden: Money was… money was set aside for us, yeah.
• 1:21:15
  Testecleese: And I like what Guapo said, make, make security a…
• 1:21:19
  El Guapo: What's an airport issue?
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: But with federal regulations.
• 1:21:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, like, okay…
• 1:21:25
  Brian McFadden: See that way!
• 1:21:26
  Testecleese: I know! It was so easy to get on a plane too, wasn't it?
• 1:21:34
  El Guapo: Actually, it's funny, Brian and I were talking about flying earlier, before we got on the show today.
• 1:21:38
  El Guapo: Doesn't matter much, but…
• 1:21:41
  El Guapo: Anyway, interesting news, Venezuela has taken its first ever baseball classic.
• 1:21:49
  El Guapo: You know,
• 1:21:51
  Testecleese: we're competition.
• 1:21:51
  Brian McFadden: And they beat the U.S.
• 1:21:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, but most.
• 1:21:53
  Testecleese: U.S.
• 1:21:54
  El Guapo: But most of them were, like, Americans, too.
• 1:21:58
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 1:21:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, the Italian… the Italians were a bunch of Americans, too.
• 1:22:04
  Testecleese: You don't have to be a citizen to compete?
• 1:22:06
  El Guapo: No, but if you got, like, a.
• 1:22:09
  Brian McFadden: What country do you want to choose?
• 1:22:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, if you got heritage from that country, you could blame for them.
• 1:22:15
  El Guapo: How many?
• 1:22:15
  Testecleese: MLB players competed in this competition.
• 1:22:18
  El Guapo: Probably a good ho.
• 1:22:20
  Testecleese: I don't know, because remember back in the day, professional athletes were not allowed.
• 1:22:23
  El Guapo: to compete in the Olympics. Yeah, Bob, it depends, I think, the sport, because NFL is different than the Major League Baseball. Well, soccer too, so…
• 1:22:34
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:22:36
  Testecleese: Like hockey, for example.
• 1:22:39
  El Guapo: There were no professional hockey players in the Olympics until, like, 15 or 20 years… oh, shit.
• 1:22:45
  El Guapo: God.
• 1:22:45
  Testecleese: 5 years ago.
• 1:22:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, but most of those hockey players are Canadians, too, so they go back to Canada and play over there.
• 1:22:50
  Testecleese: Not most of them, a lot of them.
• 1:22:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, it'll…
• 1:22:52
  Testecleese: Russians… there was a huge Russian surge in the United States with hockey players, too, like Kasatalmov.
• 1:22:58
  Testecleese: Because the Russians always have a great hockey team, let's be real.
• 1:23:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know. They have an amazing hockey team every time.
• 1:23:05
  El Guapo: Shit, look, the last two times…
• 1:23:08
  El Guapo: The men won gold at hockey.
• 1:23:10
  Testecleese: They had to defeat the Russians to take it, and…
• 1:23:13
  El Guapo: You know.
• 1:23:14
  Testecleese: Supposed to be an unbeatable team, right?
• 1:23:16
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:23:18
  El Guapo: But on the topic of Venezuela here, Chevron and Shell are about to make the same fucking mistake they made last time in Venezuela. Was.
• 1:23:27
  Testecleese: They're about to make a deal with the country to set up, refineries and drilling sites and everything else.
• 1:23:34
  El Guapo: This is what they did before, and then Chavez… Took over the country.
• 1:23:39
  El Guapo: And seized all, what, billions of dollars worth of, stuff from these companies.
• 1:23:45
  El Guapo: Now… This woman that's in charge now seems to be playing ball.
• 1:23:51
  El Guapo: Because of what happened with Maduro. Yeah, she don't want to get snatched in the middle of the night.
• 1:23:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, but what's to say that some other frickin' dictator doesn't just rise up and do it again and…
• 1:24:00
  Testecleese: 5, 10 years, after these guys have invested $5 billion in setting up an industry.
• 1:24:05
  El Guapo: There's already a precedent, so, you know…
• 1:24:09
  El Guapo: Dude, Trump right now took us from the… where were we before? To the fucking top military… I don't know, everybody, dude.
• 1:24:18
  Testecleese: We always have it.
• 1:24:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, but nobody… Yeah, but that's why Russia's like, whatever, you know, do the… No, no, no, let's go back, let's go back. The military was gay for a while, dude, we have fucking gay commercials and stuff, okay?
• 1:24:31
  Testecleese: I got two moms, and I joined the army.
• 1:24:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, so now… now! Now, fucking, the way shit go, everybody's like, I wanna go, I wanna sign up, you know?
• 1:24:41
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:24:43
  Repeat Offender: defense department to the War Department.
• 1:24:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, remember we talked about it, like, a while ago? I'll go, like, we need to change the name to War Department. Yeah, no, no, that's never gonna happen. I think you're the one who told me that.
• 1:24:54
  Testecleese: I didn't think it was gonna happen, because.
• 1:24:55
  El Guapo: down.
• 1:24:56
  Testecleese: It's like they're… but their business is war.
• 1:24:58
  El Guapo: Yeah! Go fuckin' kid…
• 1:25:00
  Testecleese: Department of War.
• 1:25:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, go fucking kill, and don't fucking rebuild structures, like… like the way that Venezuela did it, they fucking snatched everybody, they snatched Maduro, killed a bunch of people, destroyed a lot of shit, they're not responsible to build it. You build it yourself, you know?
• 1:25:15
  Repeat Offender: But it's the way they did it too, mate. It's how they went in.
• 1:25:18
  El Guapo: Precise. Yeah, precisely because you're… yeah.
• 1:25:22
  El Guapo: Dude, and everybody was talking about it because they wanted to be part of it, you know? Like, damn, I wish I was their part of that shit, you know?
• 1:25:29
  Repeat Offender: And that's how you build a… that's how you build an army, Mike.
• 1:25:31
  El Guapo: Yeah. I hope I support that successfully. Well, yeah. Well, see, I think that's a big issue we're having right now, is,
• 1:25:39
  El Guapo: MAGA still strongly supports.
• 1:25:42
  Testecleese: Trump's moves in Iran.
• 1:25:44
  El Guapo: But your moderates, your independents, your disaffected liberals are not fans of this.
• 1:25:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, but you know what, he's…
• 1:25:52
  Brian McFadden: Because Trump promised no foreign wars.
• 1:25:55
  El Guapo: Well, but there's no troops on the ground, stuff like that, too.
• 1:25:59
  Testecleese: That's bullshit, too, and we're getting into that tonight.
• 1:26:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I said, like, he's cleaning up the mess that everybody left behind for, like, the last 60 years.
• 1:26:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's in 1979, right?
• 1:26:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, dude, you can… dude, who's good enough? Venezuela, Cuba, and fucking Iran. Wow, hold on, hold on.
• 1:26:16
  El Guapo: I wanna say, first of all.
• 1:26:19
  Testecleese: Venezuela and Cuba, this is something that we've been ignoring on the show, but Cuba, we've blockaded Cuba.
• 1:26:25
  El Guapo: Yeah. It's not an embargo, we've blockaded them. Nothing in or out.
• 1:26:30
  Testecleese: That island is blacked out right now, the whole island.
• 1:26:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:26:35
  El Guapo: They're folding now, they're about to get on board and join OPEC.
• 1:26:40
  El Guapo: or not necessarily join OPEC, but start using the U.S. dollar to trade oil.
• 1:26:44
  Testecleese: Instead of going through bricks.
• 1:26:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:26:47
  Repeat Offender: I told you freaks is never saying I told you last time I spoke.
• 1:26:50
  El Guapo: So, I'm telling you, though, the reason why…
• 1:26:54
  El Guapo: The reason why he did Venezuela when he did, and then Cuba.
• 1:26:58
  El Guapo: was so that we went into Iran.
• 1:27:01
  El Guapo: the oil would not spike nearly as much, because now we've already opened up all the oil in Venezuela to be.
• 1:27:07
  Testecleese: available.
• 1:27:08
  Testecleese: That's why gas is $3.50 and not $8.
• 1:27:12
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:27:13
  Repeat Offender: And do you want another thing?
• 1:27:14
  El Guapo: Unless, unless you're a county.
• 1:27:16
  Testecleese: That's different, that's the.
• 1:27:17
  Repeat Offender: You know what he's done here besides destroyed bricks?
• 1:27:20
  El Guapo: He's gonna get you guys out of NATO.
• 1:27:22
  Repeat Offender: He set the trailer.
• 1:27:23
  Testecleese: I… I think that might happen, and I don't know if that's a great idea, honestly.
• 1:27:27
  Repeat Offender: I think that's a good idea.
• 1:27:29
  Testecleese: But NATO's not doing shit to help us.
• 1:27:32
  Repeat Offender: NATO is the United States. If you guys weren't there, NATO would be nothing.
• 1:27:36
  Testecleese: It'd be, it would, yeah, it wouldn't exist within a couple years.
• 1:27:39
  El Guapo: It would be nothing. They're not paying their right monies.
• 1:27:42
  Repeat Offender: Even though they say they would, they still haven't put that money in yet. You guys are profiting their money.
• 1:27:46
  El Guapo: France… was it France that did?
• 1:27:48
  Testecleese: And France actually sent an aircraft carrier over to the, the Gulf.
• 1:27:53
  El Guapo: the, they, yep. Not the Gulf.
• 1:27:55
  Testecleese: Yes, I guess.
• 1:27:57
  El Guapo: And the ex-Prime Minister of the Netherlands, he's going, oh, we're now looking at ways to go and help the United States. Trump said we don't need to help.
• 1:28:05
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, but…
• 1:28:05
  El Guapo: long time with us.
• 1:28:06
  El Guapo: You didn't come? He's a cat.
• 1:28:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, we're taking it, you're not getting a fucking penny of it now.
• 1:28:13
  El Guapo: But here's the crazy thing, is apparently Denmark…
• 1:28:16
  Testecleese: has had this plan in place, and has been prepared to fucking blow up the runways in Greenland to stop the United States from invading.
• 1:28:24
  El Guapo: It's like.
• 1:28:25
  Testecleese: If anyone genuinely thought there was gonna be a Greenland invasion for the United States, they're fucking nuts.
• 1:28:30
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:28:31
  El Guapo: Yes, mate. Anyway, lads, I've got to go, but I'll, thanks for letting us on.
• 1:28:36
  Brian McFadden: Not litter.
• 1:28:37
  Testecleese: It's fun, man.
• 1:28:37
  Repeat Offender: Take Blake back from work. Thanks, guys.
• 1:28:39
  El Guapo: Alright, man, later. Bye.
• 1:28:42
  El Guapo: But yeah, if you think that we're actually gonna invade and take over Greenland, you already mind. That was…
• 1:28:47
  El Guapo: I s-.
• 1:28:49
  Brian McFadden: We got an article in here someplace where they were gonna blow up the airstrips in Greenland.
• 1:28:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, Denmark reportedly sent troops with explosives to Greenland amid U.S. threats.
• 1:28:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29:00
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:29:00
  Testecleese: Literally what I was just talking about.
• 1:29:05
  Testecleese: But with everything that's going on right now…
• 1:29:07
  El Guapo: We talk about.
• 1:29:08
  Brian McFadden: Cuba?
• 1:29:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, we just did. Yes.
• 1:29:11
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:29:12
  El Guapo: We tied it in.
• 1:29:14
  Testecleese: I made the point that I think the reason why we.
• 1:29:15
  El Guapo: Cuba and Venezuela when we did.
• 1:29:18
  El Guapo: To, like, often…
• 1:29:20
  Testecleese: to open up the oil flow before Iran happened, which makes me think that this was planned way further advanced than anyone.
• 1:29:27
  El Guapo: Probably, probably when he was running for president, he was like, hey, how should we do this? Do we have to do this?
• 1:29:32
  Testecleese: If we do this and this, it'll keep gas at least.
• 1:29:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:29:34
  Testecleese: Affordable enough, you know?
• 1:29:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:29:37
  El Guapo: This probably was in the talks for, like, year… a year, dude. And once he got in charge of the commander-in-chief, then he went to talk to the… start cleaning up all the fucking, the leakers and generals, they're not gonna be, you know? Then he, like, okay, man, this is my mission, how can we… how can we succeed at this, you know?
• 1:29:58
  Brian McFadden: Now we got the Pentagon seeking $200 billion more for the war effort.
• 1:30:03
  El Guapo: Well…
• 1:30:04
  Testecleese: Not necessarily for the war effort, they want to replenish everything used.
• 1:30:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:30:09
  Testecleese: They're like, we need to restock our munitions.
• 1:30:12
  El Guapo: Yo. Which, by the way, if we…
• 1:30:16
  El Guapo: Honestly, I have no idea what's a lot of money when it comes This is our defense team.
• 1:30:21
  Testecleese: Budget's insane.
• 1:30:22
  El Guapo: Yeah. But if… what's it been, 2 weeks in Iran?
• 1:30:27
  El Guapo: We already have $200 billion.
• 1:30:30
  El Guapo: To refill our stockpile seems kind of nuts to me.
• 1:30:36
  Testecleese: But we are far… we're hitting, like, 5,000 targets a day.
• 1:30:39
  El Guapo: Yeah. Are we… the drones that we were… the… that we…
• 1:30:44
  El Guapo: We copied from the Iran, the Ayatollah. I heard they were cheap.
• 1:30:50
  Testecleese: drones?
• 1:30:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, I heard they were a little more cheaper than the, actually, missiles and stuff like that, too.
• 1:30:57
  Testecleese: True, but they can only carry a certain payload.
• 1:30:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, but more pers… They're more precision targets, too, you know?
• 1:31:05
  Testecleese: How you say that, man? We can put a fucking missile through a car window, out the other car window, through the open door of a restaurant, and detonate it in the restaurant.
• 1:31:15
  Testecleese: It's getting kind of crazy what we can do with these things these days.
• 1:31:18
  Brian McFadden: So apparently,
• 1:31:20
  Brian McFadden: The European countries are starting to say, hey, we need to do something about the Straits of Hormuz.
• 1:31:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, 25 European nations and Canada are all on board to help now.
• 1:31:33
  Testecleese: And it's like…
• 1:31:34
  Brian McFadden: Leave it when I see it.
• 1:31:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, I was like, first of all, UK? It's already begun, actually. We kicked it off. But the UK, weren't they the ones who told us we couldn't use our own military bases, at their… in their country? Spain. Spain.
• 1:31:49
  Brian McFadden: Okay, my mistake.
• 1:31:50
  Testecleese: My mistake.
• 1:31:51
  Testecleese: I don't know if Spain…
• 1:31:52
  Brian McFadden: They did for a while, too.
• 1:31:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, now everyone's on board, almost.
• 1:31:58
  El Guapo: Shit, and half these, middle Eastern countries.
• 1:32:03
  Testecleese: are actively fighting against Iran, because Iran got bombed.
• 1:32:08
  El Guapo: And they just attacked everyone near them.
• 1:32:11
  Testecleese: Like, they hit the fucking islands in Bahrain.
• 1:32:15
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:32:16
  Testecleese: What is that gonna help?
• 1:32:18
  Testecleese: How is that gonna help this end?
• 1:32:20
  El Guapo: better for you, you know what I mean?
• 1:32:24
  Testecleese: I mean, you turn… you are suicide-bombing other people at this point. You're killing your own people at this point, because you're gonna get the shit bombed out of you.
• 1:32:33
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:32:35
  El Guapo: Well yeah, oh, there you go, Japan is involved in this, too.
• 1:32:40
  El Guapo: But, the U.S. has already kicked off the, this attack to reopen the Hormuz.
• 1:32:46
  Testecleese: Go straight to Hormuz.
• 1:32:47
  El Guapo: With, aircraft.
• 1:32:51
  Brian McFadden: Check out their drones and everything else in the area.
• 1:32:54
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:32:56
  El Guapo: For real, though, if we're dealing…
• 1:32:58
  Testecleese: Do they still have ships there, or did we destroy their entire fucking navy?
• 1:33:02
  El Guapo: I don't think…
• 1:33:03
  Brian McFadden: The whole Navy's waved out, but a good, like, 90% of it.
• 1:33:08
  Testecleese: So how… what are they doing to stop ships from going through the Strait of Hormuz at this point?
• 1:33:12
  Brian McFadden: They're using drones and missiles.
• 1:33:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're just… The individual, fuckin' loyal to… loyal guys and shit, they're still gonna…
• 1:33:22
  El Guapo: Fuck it, go old school Bush in Iraq.
• 1:33:26
  Testecleese: And break up the frickin' battleships.
• 1:33:30
  Brian McFadden: I haven't have any battles yet.
• 1:33:32
  El Guapo: We…
• 1:33:33
  Testecleese: We have the same ones we used, in Iraq and in World War II. They still work.
• 1:33:38
  Brian McFadden: It's a mu- there are museums all around the country.
• 1:33:41
  El Guapo: And they were when we took them into the Middle East last time, too, but they still work.
• 1:33:46
  El Guapo: You just start bombarding everything with 18-inch guns.
• 1:33:51
  Brian McFadden: Not gonna…
• 1:33:52
  El Guapo: God.
• 1:33:54
  Brian McFadden: They're not gonna happen.
• 1:33:56
  El Guapo: Why not? We did it, what, 15… or, I say 15…
• 1:33:59
  Testecleese: Getting how old I am, like, 20 years ago, right?
• 1:34:01
  El Guapo: In the 90s… 90s… 90s was the last time we fucking used battleship.
• 1:34:08
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:34:09
  Testecleese: And I remember thinking, like, that's crazy! But it's such a massive gun, and you could fire, what, 12 of them at a time?
• 1:34:17
  Brian McFadden: So we got Israel sources saying that Iran's new supreme leader, Mujaq Khamani, is weak. We've also saw there's reports going out that he's also gay.
• 1:34:29
  Testecleese: I saw that.
• 1:34:30
  El Guapo: I'm also… that's why he was… wasn't chosen by, his father. Ali Khalomani? Yeah. But I've also heard he's dead.
• 1:34:40
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's actually… I've left.
• 1:34:42
  Testecleese: I've also heard.
• 1:34:42
  Brian McFadden: He's in Russia. He's in Russia.
• 1:34:44
  El Guapo: For treatment.
• 1:34:47
  Brian McFadden: I guess his safest place is probably to stay in Russia, because.
• 1:34:51
  El Guapo: We're not going in and bombing them in.
• 1:34:56
  El Guapo: You know what, why don't we go fuck with Russia, honestly?
• 1:35:00
  Testecleese: Are we genuinely concerned they'll drop a nuke on us?
• 1:35:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:35:06
  El Guapo: Even if we're not trying to eradicate Russia, just.
• 1:35:11
  Testecleese: get Putin out of power? You think Putin would deploy nuclear weapons?
• 1:35:14
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:35:17
  El Guapo: So, we're just gonna let Russia get away with this, whatever the fuck they want, whenever the hell they want?
• 1:35:22
  Testecleese: Because, we're afraid of retaliation.
• 1:35:25
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:35:28
  El Guapo: I don't know, man, I've seen their weapons…
• 1:35:30
  El Guapo: Like, they should have won this war in Ukraine.
• 1:35:33
  Testecleese: In, like, 6 months.
• 1:35:34
  El Guapo: Right? But we predicted this from the get-go, that…
• 1:35:39
  El Guapo: that Ukraine was destined to failure because they were such…
• 1:35:45
  Brian McFadden: They weren't the powerhouse, they didn't have the backing, but, I mean…
• 1:35:50
  Brian McFadden: and NATO, and all the European countries that backed Ukraine for so long now.
• 1:35:56
  Brian McFadden: No, it's dragged this war out forever.
• 1:35:59
  El Guapo: Well, there was a… there was an issue, because a lot of generals were stealing all the money from Russia.
• 1:36:05
  El Guapo: Military, so none of the fucking shit actually was working the way it's supposed to.
• 1:36:11
  El Guapo: Come on, didn't.
• 1:36:12
  Testecleese: Trump didn't… yeah, Trump.
• 1:36:14
  El Guapo: Didn't Putin…
• 1:36:15
  Testecleese: take down the aircraft with the leader of the Wagner Group.
• 1:36:20
  El Guapo: and kill him. That was, like, the main fighting force for the Russians.
• 1:36:24
  El Guapo: Because the guy said something about how he thinks it's a bad idea.
• 1:36:28
  Testecleese: It's a mercenary group.
• 1:36:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, but… when you talk about mercenaries, they know how to manage their own money and stuff like that. Putin, he was relying on generals, and generals stealing the fucking money from the military defense.
• 1:36:43
  El Guapo: So, when I went to war, like, oh, shit, he… later on, he found out most of the military are not ill-prepared, not proper weapons, you know.
• 1:36:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're using their garbage missiles.
• 1:36:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:36:54
  Testecleese: Iran, right?
• 1:36:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:36:56
  El Guapo: So, yeah, he was fucking clean.
• 1:36:59
  Testecleese: Did you see the last episode we posted?
• 1:37:01
  El Guapo: No…
• 1:37:03
  Testecleese: Oh, the thumbnail was a missile made of trash in a trashy.
• 1:37:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was titled Garbage Missiles.
• 1:37:10
  El Guapo: No, damn.
• 1:37:13
  Testecleese: Hi! This one blew my mind.
• 1:37:16
  Testecleese: Irani Americans and Irani everywhere else on the planet.
• 1:37:21
  El Guapo: was begging Iran not to.
• 1:37:25
  Brian McFadden: Major.
• 1:37:25
  El Guapo: fucking publicly hanged a 19-year-old world wrestling… World wrestling sounds like the fake stuff, wrestling champion. Yeah.
• 1:37:36
  El Guapo: Because he protested against the fucking regime.
• 1:37:40
  El Guapo: Damn. I want everyone…
• 1:37:43
  El Guapo: Who's running them out saying dumb shit, especially with their fucking LGBTQ flags. Say, yeah, Iran!
• 1:37:50
  Testecleese: They will fucking kill you.
• 1:37:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, and they predicted this early on, they were gonna, like, assassinate all protesters.
• 1:38:00
  Testecleese: They were already shooting into crowds, weren't they?
• 1:38:03
  El Guapo: Yeah. Allegedly, anyway. But they publicly strung this guy up and killed him. 19-year-old!
• 1:38:11
  El Guapo: Because he said, I don't think we should be doing this.
• 1:38:13
  El Guapo: I just want, again, I want all these lefty libtards to see this, and… because they're saying they…
• 1:38:19
  Testecleese: Well, they have freedom of speech. No, they fucking don't!
• 1:38:22
  El Guapo: Okay?
• 1:38:23
  Testecleese: If you did what you're doing here in this country there.
• 1:38:26
  El Guapo: You not just go to prison, you'll be executed. Yup.
• 1:38:31
  Testecleese: And apparently, publicly, they're gonna make sure everyone watches and understands.
• 1:38:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, because it's.
• 1:38:36
  Brian McFadden: Disincentivizes people from protesting in the future.
• 1:38:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, but that's what leads to revolutions, isn't it?
• 1:38:46
  El Guapo: We'll see.
• 1:38:47
  El Guapo: It's a matter of time.
• 1:38:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, I got a feeling the Iranian people have been under this boot so long, they don't understand what it's like to not be.
• 1:38:55
  El Guapo: Did you see that?
• 1:38:56
  Testecleese: Did you see their dude go on, he did an interview with, I think it was…
• 1:39:01
  El Guapo: someone in England or something.
• 1:39:03
  Brian McFadden: The gate… oh, the Shaw? The…
• 1:39:06
  Testecleese: And they're asking him about the internet. He's like, well, you're using the internet right now, but your people don't. He goes, oh, I speak for the Irani people. We shut down the internet to protect the people.
• 1:39:13
  El Guapo: He's like, Jeep, what?
• 1:39:15
  El Guapo: From seeing what's happening in your country?
• 1:39:23
  El Guapo: And this one, this actually really pissed off Trump.
• 1:39:30
  El Guapo: friggin' Israelis bombed a natural gas field in Iran.
• 1:39:37
  Testecleese: And then Iran returned fire, and it's… I can't remember the nation, but took out a natural gas field in another country. Trump was like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, we need this!
• 1:39:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:39:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:39:48
  El Guapo: Israel doesn't care.
• 1:39:50
  El Guapo: They have a…
• 1:39:51
  Brian McFadden: Kinda like they talked, and .
• 1:39:54
  El Guapo: Is there gonna be more cognitive of what they bomb in the future?
• 1:39:59
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:40:00
  Testecleese: You mean pay the fuck attention to where your bombs land?
• 1:40:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:40:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, that green… oh, God.
• 1:40:07
  El Guapo: Israel and U.S, we are not, like, co-joined with our objectives in what we're doing here.
• 1:40:14
  El Guapo: We're both bombing Iran.
• 1:40:17
  Brian McFadden: But we're not, like, we don't have the same objectives.
• 1:40:21
  El Guapo: Well, let's be real, it's funny, too, because everyone's blaming the Jews.
• 1:40:25
  El Guapo: And I'm like, whatever happened to no blood for oil? Because I'm pretty sure that's what's happening. Like, we just took Maduro out of Venezuela, right? Now we're…
• 1:40:34
  El Guapo: basically taking control of Iran.
• 1:40:37
  El Guapo: Like, this is all about oil.
• 1:40:42
  El Guapo: And…
• 1:40:43
  Testecleese: Fuck, we're about to put boots on the ground, possibly, right? And.
• 1:40:46
  El Guapo: What's the…
• 1:40:47
  Testecleese: Krieg, or whatever, what's that island called?
• 1:40:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know Eureka.
• 1:40:53
  El Guapo: Karg Island.
• 1:40:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:40:57
  Testecleese: Basically, just sit there and be like, it's ours now.
• 1:41:01
  El Guapo: That's what?
• 1:41:01
  Brian McFadden: What people think that, the Mew's going over there for?
• 1:41:06
  El Guapo: And people are like, oh, there's gonna be a drought. I'm like, no, no, there's not. It's not a 0% chance.
• 1:41:15
  El Guapo: But… We have enough fucking Army and Marines.
• 1:41:20
  El Guapo: Active duty to do this.
• 1:41:23
  El Guapo: You know what I mean? We don't need to go draft 100,000 people.
• 1:41:27
  El Guapo: to occupy a single island that's supposed to keep… help keep the Strait of Homus open.
• 1:41:32
  El Guapo: Because, realistically, what are we gonna do? We're gonna set up a… Small military infrastructure.
• 1:41:38
  El Guapo: To be able to pick off incoming missiles and drones.
• 1:41:41
  Testecleese: From the Strait of Hormuz, right?
• 1:41:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:41:47
  El Guapo: Everyone's so terrified there's gonna be a draft.
• 1:41:50
  Testecleese: Squapp over there writing emails?
• 1:41:52
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:41:54
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:41:56
  El Guapo: Dad, you got good ears.
• 1:41:58
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:41:59
  Testecleese: Your freaking microphone is way too sensitive, dude.
• 1:42:02
  El Guapo: Alright, let me see how I can assess it now.
• 1:42:04
  Testecleese: That's… I've told you to turn your gain down before.
• 1:42:11
  El Guapo: -Oh.
• 1:42:11
  Testecleese: Anything else you guys want to talk about in terms of Iran?
• 1:42:14
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:42:17
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 1:42:19
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 1:42:22
  Testecleese: I don't know anything about this one, one of you two shared this, I read it, I didn't care enough about the, the Nexstar.
• 1:42:29
  El Guapo: is… Closing a deal, or…
• 1:42:33
  Testecleese: Closed the deal to buy something.
• 1:42:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're buying more, local stations. Basically, now that this deal's went through.
• 1:42:43
  El Guapo: They're gonna own, like, 162 local stations nationwide.
• 1:42:49
  El Guapo: Which is, like, 90% of the local stations.
• 1:42:53
  Testecleese: I can't possibly be right.
• 1:42:57
  El Guapo: Every major city probably has a local news Channel, right?
• 1:43:02
  El Guapo: I say that, but… like, ABC and Fox have their local…
• 1:43:07
  El Guapo: sections, you know what I mean?
• 1:43:11
  El Guapo: No? Okay.
• 1:43:13
  El Guapo: But yeah, I guess people are upset about this, and the DOJ…
• 1:43:19
  El Guapo: I guess, has approved this through FCC?
• 1:43:23
  Brian McFadden: They did.
• 1:43:24
  El Guapo: They did it through waivers.
• 1:43:26
  El Guapo: This is basically given the company
• 1:43:30
  El Guapo: 265 full-polar TV stations in 44 states.
• 1:43:35
  El Guapo: and the District of Columbia, And it'll own 132 of the country's 200 and… 10… 210…
• 1:43:52
  Brian McFadden: TV stations.
• 1:43:54
  El Guapo: For lo- for, logo.
• 1:43:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, so what, people are worried about a monopoly, basically?
• 1:44:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:44:03
  Brian McFadden: And it also violates the FCC's ownership rights.
• 1:44:08
  El Guapo: you know… Basically, there's rules in place where Companies can't own so many…
• 1:44:16
  El Guapo: percentage of, like, local TV percentages nationwide.
• 1:44:22
  Brian McFadden: And the FCC has overrode their own rules in this.
• 1:44:27
  Testecleese: So they gave… they hooked him up with a waiver.
• 1:44:29
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:44:31
  El Guapo: Makes me wonder what the politics of this company is, then, if they're gonna be controlling the news outlets.
• 1:44:37
  El Guapo: And the FCC said, yeah, go ahead and do it.
• 1:44:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:44:42
  El Guapo: Because what, direcTV and,
• 1:44:46
  El Guapo: Eight states have sued to try to stop this, right?
• 1:44:50
  Brian McFadden: It didn't happen.
• 1:44:52
  El Guapo: It's already done. Didn't go… didn't go very far. Nope.
• 1:44:56
  El Guapo: This one I found interesting, I think… I think you shared this, Brian, maybe Guapo, I'm not sure.
• 1:45:01
  El Guapo: But…
• 1:45:02
  Testecleese: these Christian parents in, Sweden.
• 1:45:06
  Testecleese: Had their kids taken away by the government because they went to church too often.
• 1:45:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I shared that.
• 1:45:11
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:45:13
  El Guapo: What the hell?
• 1:45:15
  El Guapo: D-do…
• 1:45:16
  Brian McFadden: It's Sweden.
• 1:45:18
  El Guapo: No, but this works? Yeah…
• 1:45:21
  Testecleese: No, no, no, if, if, even if you went to church every day.
• 1:45:26
  El Guapo: Which…
• 1:45:27
  Testecleese: Let's be real, how many Christians actually go to church every day? Only your most devout, right?
• 1:45:33
  Brian McFadden: That's loose.
• 1:45:34
  El Guapo: Sue.
• 1:45:35
  El Guapo: What's that?
• 1:45:35
  Brian McFadden: You're in church every day.
• 1:45:38
  El Guapo: Not an actual church building going to Mass.
• 1:45:45
  El Guapo: But now, look at Islam.
• 1:45:47
  Testecleese: I bet you they're not taking away Islamic kids for being forced to pray 5 times a day.
• 1:45:52
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 1:45:54
  El Guapo: And yeah, this family just lost their final appeal. Their fucking… their kids were taken away.
• 1:46:01
  El Guapo: I… Blew my mind that that's a thing.
• 1:46:05
  Brian McFadden: Yep, that's why I shared it.
• 1:46:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, you're too religious. We think you're an extremist. And it's like…
• 1:46:11
  El Guapo: I haven't heard anyone yell, praise Jesus, and blow themselves up in a public building in my entire life.
• 1:46:17
  El Guapo: But I've heard more than one situation where someone yelled.
• 1:46:22
  El Guapo: Yeah. And blew themselves up in a public building.
• 1:46:28
  El Guapo: The Sarnav brothers, they weren't Islamic, but they weren't doing it in the name of Jesus in Boston, right? The Boston bombing?
• 1:46:35
  El Guapo: They just hated us, and… Hey, what's…
• 1:46:39
  El Guapo: I'm gonna bring this up again, I'm gonna give Russia credit.
• 1:46:42
  El Guapo: Because Russia contacted us and said, these two here.
• 1:46:46
  Testecleese: are dangerous terrorists. They're gonna do something terrible.
• 1:46:50
  El Guapo: Right. And…
• 1:46:51
  Testecleese: Hey, that was pretty cool of Russia to give us that heads up, and that was a…
• 1:46:55
  El Guapo: Oof.
• 1:46:56
  Testecleese: 10 years ago?
• 1:46:57
  Brian McFadden: And what do we do with it?
• 1:46:58
  El Guapo: Nothing.
• 1:46:59
  El Guapo: Probably kept an eye on him, but how do you… how do you…
• 1:47:03
  El Guapo: keep an eye on someone without actually violating their constitutional rights, you know what I mean? Like, you're gonna go through every purchase they make? Well, they bought pressure cookers, you know?
• 1:47:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:47:16
  El Guapo: I just…
• 1:47:18
  Testecleese: As much as I'm not a fan of Russia, they actually made an effort to try to be like, hey, seriously, watch out, these guys are gonna do something stupid.
• 1:47:24
  El Guapo: Well, they don't like shutting you anyway, so…
• 1:47:27
  Brian McFadden: I definitely did something stupid.
• 1:47:31
  Testecleese: Brian, you shared this one. I was surprised.
• 1:47:33
  El Guapo: buy this, because I didn't recognize any of the names.
• 1:47:36
  Testecleese: And then when I read the article, I didn't care.
• 1:47:38
  El Guapo: Cecil Chavez?
• 1:47:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, was that you, Bluepo?
• 1:47:42
  El Guapo: I think I did, and it was, he was one of the farmers that tried to socialize farmers and shit like that.
• 1:47:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, it said he was part of, like, the labor union, and I was like, I know the name Cesar Chavez, but I could have sworn he was, like, some, like.
• 1:47:56
  El Guapo: Boxer.
• 1:47:57
  Testecleese: Central American dictator.
• 1:47:59
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no, this is.
• 1:48:01
  Brian McFadden: He was.
• 1:48:02
  Testecleese: Chavez, who ran Venezuela for all, was his name?
• 1:48:04
  El Guapo: No, you're talking about… I forgot his name. Hugo. Hugo Chavez. Okay. No, so, this is Cesar Chavez, who's, fucking,
• 1:48:14
  El Guapo: union for the farmers in California and shit like that, and everybody talked about it and stuff in high school when I was reading history, but one thing they leave out, they leave out of history, and it was, I guess, immigration.
• 1:48:29
  El Guapo: Because they would've took the farmer's shops. Yeah. Yep. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what the Democrats tell. Who's gonna pick the fucking, the fruit?
• 1:48:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, didn't work.
• 1:48:42
  El Guapo: What do you mean? It's like, you need a subclass of people to do this for you? Is that what you're telling me? Americans don't want these jobs. No, no, you don't want that job. Trust me, the man with no job who can't pay his bills will be happy to pick strawberries.
• 1:48:58
  El Guapo: Anyway, sorry, go ahead.
• 1:48:59
  El Guapo: No, and so their father, like, I saw the article, like, oh, they tried to, because of the history, they found out by, and like, oh, they found out he didn't like immigrants and shit, that's what I thought it was. But I guess it was fucking raping people left and right. Yeah. So, like, goddamn, this is a fucking twist right here.
• 1:49:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, what, he was accused or convicted of raping two minors.
• 1:49:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's a…
• 1:49:23
  Testecleese: The woman who worked directly under him was like, after the fact, was like, yeah, he raped me, too.
• 1:49:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's like, goddamn, man, like, it's crazy.
• 1:49:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, so…
• 1:49:33
  Testecleese: You never know somebody, you know what I mean?
• 1:49:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, until the fucking history comes, I'll tell you all about him, that person.
• 1:49:41
  El Guapo: Oh my god. And sometimes, and sometimes I hate when people wanna…
• 1:49:45
  El Guapo: like, accuse him, but he's not here to defend himself. And also, like, what's the evidence, too? Like, it's just like a…
• 1:49:53
  El Guapo: I want to believe the person, but at the same time, like, I need fucking evidence, you know?
• 1:49:57
  Testecleese: Oh, just like, what was her name? They had accused Trump of rape from, like, 40… 30 years ago.
• 1:50:01
  El Guapo: They couldn't remember the place, or the time, or where it was.
• 1:50:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, and she claimed to vividly remember this dress she had that hadn't been released for, like, 7 years later.
• 1:50:10
  El Guapo: And she was afraid to fly, but flew out there anyway. Yeah.
• 1:50:14
  Testecleese: Aww.
• 1:50:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, then talked about how she had a rape fantasy.
• 1:50:19
  Testecleese: And it's like, and they still, they still bought her story!
• 1:50:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:50:26
  El Guapo: I'd just like to say that Joe Biden raped me.
• 1:50:28
  El Guapo: And I would like to see some.
• 1:50:31
  Testecleese: It's too late.
• 1:50:32
  El Guapo: The statute of limitations is expired, even for a civil case, but I would like Them to be extended.
• 1:50:39
  Testecleese: just for me.
• 1:50:40
  Brian McFadden: But he's got hairy legs.
• 1:50:42
  El Guapo: Yes, he made me… he made me rub his legs.
• 1:50:46
  Testecleese: And some dude named Chain, Popcorn.
• 1:50:50
  El Guapo: tried to protect me, and then Joe got up with a chain and beat him to the ground.
• 1:50:55
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:50:57
  El Guapo: And don't forget, Joe told me to just fire my shotgun in the fucking sky.
• 1:51:02
  El Guapo: Did everyone remember that?
• 1:51:03
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:51:03
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:51:05
  El Guapo: It's like, everyone was like, don't do that, you will go to prison. It's like, all that lead shot's coming back down to the ground at terminal velocity.
• 1:51:15
  Testecleese: Alright, and anything else in general you want to talk about before we go?
• 1:51:20
  El Guapo: Mmm, I don't know if you guys talk about the… I shared an article, but I was also here about,
• 1:51:27
  El Guapo: Police video cameras, you know how they carry the cameras and shit like that? Body laptops. Bodycams, yeah.
• 1:51:33
  Testecleese: You might have, but you share a lot of stuff that's, like, a video to film.
• 1:51:36
  El Guapo: I… I know, I was just…
• 1:51:38
  Testecleese: past him.
• 1:51:39
  El Guapo: I'm just driving, and it's like, I don't got time for fucking social article and shit, man, duh.
• 1:51:43
  El Guapo: But… Yeah, but you're supposed to go back through and sh… or something, but whatever.
• 1:51:47
  El Guapo: There's a group of people complaining about them now.
• 1:51:51
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, these body cams are racist, because it's showing that…
• 1:51:54
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:51:54
  Testecleese: Minorities are actually committing crimes.
• 1:51:56
  El Guapo: Nope, nope.
• 1:51:57
  Testecleese: Oh, that is a thing going on right now, you know?
• 1:51:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, no, but that's not them.
• 1:52:00
  Testecleese: Okay, what's this?
• 1:52:02
  El Guapo: white woman.
• 1:52:04
  Testecleese: Oh, doing the dancing or whatever?
• 1:52:06
  El Guapo: No, they're getting arrested for DUI and this shit, and people on the internet is taking… because of… they want to fucking… what's the word they're, looking for? They want, access to Body Camera Freedom of Information Act?
• 1:52:19
  El Guapo: Yeah. And people are, requesting Freedom Information Act, so they're taking the videos and posting on the internet so they can make money out of that shit, so now they don't fucking like it because they're destroying their fucking life, you know? They arrested teachers, all this white lady's getting drunk, and telling cops they will suck their dick, and they don't get arrested.
• 1:52:38
  Testecleese: Actually, Angry Cops did a piece on this.
• 1:52:40
  El Guapo: Well, there's… yeah, I just sold out today, too.
• 1:52:43
  Testecleese: Oh, that was… that was a while ago, too, wasn't it?
• 1:52:45
  El Guapo: Oh, no, this is… no, no, I just saw Agricult's video. I saw somebody else that came out, came out with the video, like, oh, shit, I better send this so I don't fucking forget about it, you know?
• 1:52:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're offering to bribe the cops, or blow them.
• 1:52:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, and it doubts, it doubts!
• 1:53:00
  Testecleese: That makes your sentence worse, right?
• 1:53:02
  El Guapo: They do, but this is… no, even dad, like, after, like, they send this over, they get hunt… this shit is up there for everybody to see how you are, who you are, you know?
• 1:53:11
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:53:11
  El Guapo: But they didn't want to fucking want the cameras, they didn't want to fucking want the Free Information Act, and now they don't fucking like it.
• 1:53:18
  Testecleese: And that's why they're blowing up the white women, because it was the white women pushing this stuff, swearing it would prove all the cops are bad, and they're… they're doing the shit themselves.
• 1:53:27
  El Guapo: They're horrible.
• 1:53:29
  El Guapo: They're awful.
• 1:53:30
  El Guapo: Affluent white urban female liberals.
• 1:53:34
  El Guapo: Or action.
• 1:53:34
  Testecleese: fluid white.
• 1:53:35
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:53:36
  Testecleese: Urban Liberal is awful.
• 1:53:37
  El Guapo: But yeah, that's the topic about it, it was just hilarious, like, oh my god.
• 1:53:43
  El Guapo: Alright. Well… Brian.
• 1:53:49
  Testecleese: Oh, why is there no sound on that? That's weird.
• 1:53:54
  Testecleese: That's our show.
• 1:54:00
  Brian McFadden: Hear me now.
• 1:54:01
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I hear ya.