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Cat Thief...? · Podcast - Big 98.7

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Now if you don't know this, a new James Bond
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  Speaker 1: movie is in the works, and they reportedly started auditions
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: and now it's finally.
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  Speaker 2: Angie and I did.
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: Chit chat a little bit yesterday about it. Who would
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: be a good Bond?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think Jacob Alordi.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of people are saying, however, he's six foot five,
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  Speaker 4: so I feel like that's a little.
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  Speaker 2: Stands out a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: He stands out a little bit. He can't be a
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  Speaker 3: secret agent at six foot five.
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  Speaker 2: But it's not You're not really secret exactly.
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  Speaker 4: So who knows who was gonna be the official Bond,
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  Speaker 4: Like everybody on the internet has their theories.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so we'll have to wait and see. Well, there
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  Speaker 1: have been rumors that they want to go younger, a
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: younger Bond.
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  Speaker 3: Why.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. They just maybe trying to reach gen Z.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that makes sense, Yeah, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there are a few ways that could attract gen
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: Zers to go see James Bond.
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  Speaker 2: Like his new catchphrase.
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  Speaker 1: Might be his mushroom coffees will be shaken and not stirred.
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  Speaker 3: I like that. Jen Z does not be drinking.
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  Speaker 4: No, they don't, like they are not into a Martini.
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  Speaker 1: Not really No, what about his new catchphrase here, Bond,
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  Speaker 1: James Bond, don't forget to like and subscribe. The kids
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: are always saying that I've got a couple more of
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  Speaker 1: these for it for you, all right? What about the
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: new James Bond to attract gen Zers? He can't drive
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  Speaker 1: the Aston Martin because his social anxiety prevents him from
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  Speaker 1: talking to the lady at the DMV.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's my bad. James Bond is in a way
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  Speaker 3: mow now.
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  Speaker 2: Rolling around in an e bite. What about uh?
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  Speaker 1: What if he has an arch nemesis doctor nocap?
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: Wow, not my best work. Okay?
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  Speaker 1: What about his moniker is changed from I think you
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: know where this is gonna go, by the way, his
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: moniker has changed from double O seven to Double O
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  Speaker 1: six seven.
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  Speaker 3: I'm mad, I'm mad.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I got two more for you here, Angie. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: James Bond, you know how he says he's got the
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  Speaker 1: license to kill? Yeah, Well, what about the new James
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  Speaker 1: Bond to attract gen zers? He's got the license to vibe.
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  Speaker 4: You've gotta build that aura.
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  Speaker 2: That's right it. I have one more for you here, Angie.
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  Speaker 1: In the new movie Bond will face his biggest challenge yet.
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  Speaker 1: Writing and reading incursive gen Zers can relate. If you
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  Speaker 1: have any joke along these lines, send them to us
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  Speaker 1: seven oh one to eight zero one to nine eight seven.
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: How could James Bond attract the gen Z crowd?
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  Speaker 4: What if he was like lokenuinely, you're under arrest.
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  Speaker 5: Celebrating life's little victories every morning we practice gratitude on
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  Speaker 5: Big ninety eight point seven.
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  Speaker 6: If I could, I would keep this feeling in a
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  Speaker 6: basket job, bust it out when it was someone's acting hard.
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  Speaker 5: Share your little victories with us at seven oh one
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  Speaker 5: two eight oho one ninety eight seven.
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  Speaker 2: Kids, I also needed to win that day.
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  Speaker 1: Andrew, do you have a little victory for us today
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  Speaker 1: other than you can see the sun?
• 3:34
  Speaker 4: Oh gosh, that could be the only little victory, and
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  Speaker 4: I'd be thrilled. So I'm a huge fan of vander
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  Speaker 4: Pump Rules, and I got my man's Mikey, to also
• 3:45
  Speaker 4: be into vander Pump Rules. So over Memorial Day weekend,
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  Speaker 4: Mikey and I are headed to Las Vegas to stay
• 3:53
  Speaker 4: at the new vander Pump Hotel, which means we gotta
• 3:57
  Speaker 4: try to look our.
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  Speaker 3: Best for that. So yesterday, we went over to the
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: West Acres.
• 4:01
  Speaker 4: Mall looking for our outfits to wear for when we go,
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  Speaker 4: and I didn't find anything for myself want wah. However,
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  Speaker 4: Mikey found two very nice shirts at Express that I
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  Speaker 4: played Sugar Mama yesterday and I bought them for him.
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  Speaker 4: And then when I saw the total, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I wish I didn't do that. But he saw his
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  Speaker 4: two shirts that he's gonna wear for each night of
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  Speaker 4: the stay at vander Pump Hotel when we go, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm very excited for him.
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  Speaker 3: He looked so good in them.
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  Speaker 4: He thought that he was gonna have to wear a large,
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  Speaker 4: but he's actually been on like his fitness grind and
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  Speaker 4: it was like, no, no, sir, you have slimmed down
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  Speaker 4: and you are now a medium. So it was just
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  Speaker 4: a big win all around for a man's Mikey, and
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  Speaker 4: I love that for him.
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  Speaker 3: So his little victories are my little victory.
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  Speaker 2: That is wonderful.
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  Speaker 3: So when are you going to do that Memorial Day weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh this weekend?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, it's the week after.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, So the next thing, yeah, a good thing.
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  Speaker 2: Well that should be a good time.
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  Speaker 1: That should be I'm excited to see all of the
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  Speaker 1: Instagram reels and photos that come from that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure, Oh my gosh, you know, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 4: be able to help myself.
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  Speaker 3: So yes, what about you, Gabe, what's your little victory?
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  Speaker 1: You know, my little victory was Angie yesterday. So this
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  Speaker 1: is kind of how it works at our house. And
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  Speaker 1: I do not blame my wife Corey for doing this.
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  Speaker 1: But whenever it's like we need to get groceries, Yeah, Gabe,
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  Speaker 1: will you go get the groceries? Can I set up
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  Speaker 1: the pickup order for twelve thirty one o'clock right? Well,
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  Speaker 1: of course we can do that because there's no one there.
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  Speaker 1: If you try to go do a pickup order at
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  Speaker 1: four or five whatever a clock, you're gonna wait in
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  Speaker 1: line for half an hour forty five minutes.
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  Speaker 4: So even say on the app like this is our
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  Speaker 4: busy time, come between four and seven.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't blame my wife for setting it up
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  Speaker 1: to where I'll just grab them when it's less busy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is when I get home, then what do
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  Speaker 1: I gotta do? Well, I gotta lug in all these
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  Speaker 1: groceries and then put all these groceries by myself, which
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: isn't that big of a deal. But after you know,
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: the twentieth thirtieth time, and then you're putting stuff in
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  Speaker 1: the wrong spot and getting you know, chastized for it,
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  Speaker 1: You're like, okay, I'm done doing this by myself. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll go at five and we'll sit there together for
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  Speaker 1: an hour, get a coffee, and let's enjoy some time together.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yesterday my wife worked from home, so for the
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  Speaker 1: grocery pickup order, I had the magic pregnant fairy to
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  Speaker 1: help me put these damn groceries away. And I could
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  Speaker 1: not have been more thrilled.
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  Speaker 3: That's so good.
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  Speaker 1: It was wonderful to go grab those things, get home
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  Speaker 1: and my lovely wife was home working away on her laptop.
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  Speaker 1: And then she goes, oh, yeah, here, I'll help you
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  Speaker 1: put these away. It's like, well, yeah, yes you will, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you will, so.
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  Speaker 3: Taker put away heavy stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Though round Oh no, godkay, god, no, I shouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: to carry anything.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, good, you're not a month.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not a horrible guy. Yeah either way, gosh
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  Speaker 1: did that bring a smile to my face?
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  Speaker 3: I get it. I get it. This is am I
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  Speaker 3: the problem. It's me Hi, the problem.
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  Speaker 6: It's me.
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  Speaker 5: We'll hear one side of the story and with your
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  Speaker 5: help probably decide if it's right or if maybe you're
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  Speaker 5: the problem.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, I am the problem on Big ninety eight
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  Speaker 3: point seven.
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  Speaker 4: Let's jump right in. Hi, guys, I'm Eddie. My neighbor
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  Speaker 4: is a really old dude who has a few cats,
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  Speaker 4: and I feel like he's not taking care of them.
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  Speaker 4: I found one of his cats in my backyard, looking
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  Speaker 4: skinny as i'll get out, knocking on death's door. So
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  Speaker 4: I took her in and I've had her for about
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  Speaker 4: a month and she's looking healthy and strong. She eats
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  Speaker 4: like a queen and gets along with my Doggo Well.
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  Speaker 4: The old guy asked me a couple days ago if
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  Speaker 4: i'd seen his cat, and I lied and said no,
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  Speaker 4: because the poor cat was not doing well living with him.
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  Speaker 4: I'm aware that technically I have sequestered the cat, but
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  Speaker 4: morally aren't I right to keep her? He's basically starving her. Oh, Eddie,
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  Speaker 4: I agree with you, and I don't know what that
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  Speaker 4: says about me, but I feel like it took this
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  Speaker 4: man a month to realize that the cat was gone,
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  Speaker 4: to even ask about the cat that's crazy to me.
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  Speaker 4: And clearly the cat was not doing well, and I
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  Speaker 4: probably would have done the same thing if I were Eddie.
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  Speaker 4: So that's wherever my moral compass is pointing. I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: but that's how I feel. What about you, Gabe, what
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  Speaker 4: do you think?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: As a proud cat dad, this one's tough because you
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  Speaker 1: want the cat to have a good life, you want
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  Speaker 1: it to be doing well. Yeah, but I am a
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  Speaker 1: bit curious because when you find a cat or an
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  Speaker 1: animal and you, you know, in theory, nurse it back
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  Speaker 1: to health. Yeah, no one is going to email Big
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  Speaker 1: ninety eight point seven and say, you know what, the
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  Speaker 1: cat actually wasn't looking that bad. I just bonded with
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  Speaker 1: it and want to keep it.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm I would.
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  Speaker 1: Like to know just how disheveled this cat was looking
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  Speaker 1: before I made a a a hard stance one way
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  Speaker 1: or the other. Okay, you know, he probably needs to
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  Speaker 1: give it back. Maybe it's an outdoor cat. And the
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  Speaker 1: guy just hadn't seen it for a week and was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if my cat's ever gonna come back, And
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  Speaker 1: then after a while he finally went, Okay, my cat's gone,
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  Speaker 1: So you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't factor in that it could be an outdoor cat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that would make sense.
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  Speaker 1: There are tons of people let their cats outside and
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: they're gone, yeah, day or two or three, and then
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  Speaker 1: they finally make their way on back to the door
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  Speaker 1: with a dead mouse or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: See, I just don't know that life.
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  Speaker 4: So because I don't have pets, so I feel like
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  Speaker 4: maybe I'm not even qualified to talk about this.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think?
• 9:48
  Speaker 4: Seven oh one to two eight o one nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 4: We also have this up on the Big ninety eight
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  Speaker 4: point seven Facebook page. Should Eddie give the cat back
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  Speaker 4: even though he thinks the cat is being mistreating?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, and that's another thing.
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  Speaker 1: There are a lot of people who will think, oh,
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: this dog or this cat is super skinny. Yeah, I
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: need to feed it, and really it's probably at a
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: healthy weight the weight it should be, and then you
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: plump them up a little too much and then you go, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: now you're well fed. So was this cat really skinny
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  Speaker 1: disheveled looking or was it probably just healthy and you
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  Speaker 1: thought it was skinny? Now, if you know for a
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  Speaker 1: fact that this thing, you know it's got as eye
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  Speaker 1: hanging out of its socket and half a foot you know,
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  Speaker 1: is missing. That's a bit different, But I would need
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: a little bit more information to really hard stance it
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  Speaker 1: one way or the other. Either way, though, you probably
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  Speaker 1: got to give it back, sadly, it's not yours.
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  Speaker 2: Who knows.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it'll make its way back to you once it
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  Speaker 1: goes outside again, because it knows, it knows where to
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  Speaker 1: get treats and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you love something, let it go. If it
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: comes back.
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  Speaker 1: At your heart, or if you're really that worried about it,
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  Speaker 1: you could, you know, buy little bags of cat food
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  Speaker 1: and leave it outside so at the very least you
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: know it's eating something.
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: I guess that makes sense. So just flat out kidnapping
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: a cat isn't fine. Well, let us know what you think.
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  Speaker 1: If one of my cats got out, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: someone's like, oh, this thing looks like garbage, it's like, well, no, Mike,
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  Speaker 1: I love my I want my cat back, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So it depends. This is a tough
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  Speaker 1: one for me. I could see why you'd want to
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  Speaker 1: keep it, you know, I'm sure you love it and
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  Speaker 1: bonded with it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's why we need your helps, call us.
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  Speaker 3: Let us know on the Facebook page. Should Eddie give
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  Speaker 3: the cat.
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  Speaker 2: Back a month?
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  Speaker 1: It would take me like two minutes to figure out
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  Speaker 1: my pet is missing. Heck no, he should not return it,
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: report the man. That's from Nick for am I the problem?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: I kind of love that because that's where I am.
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  Speaker 4: So Eddie, his neighbor has cats. One of the cats
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  Speaker 4: he found in his backyard looked real mal nourished, so
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  Speaker 4: Eddie took the cat in, got them all healthy, got
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  Speaker 4: the cat all healthy and stroke.
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  Speaker 3: But a month after.
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  Speaker 4: Having this cat in his possession, the neighbor came along asking, hey,
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  Speaker 4: have you seen my cat? And Eddie lied and said no.
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  Speaker 4: But the cat's been living with Eddie the whole time,
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  Speaker 4: so he wants to know is there you know, is
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  Speaker 4: he okay morally to keep the cat because the cat
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  Speaker 4: was clearly being malnourished in his previous home. In her
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  Speaker 4: previous home. The cat's a girl, I made. I looked
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  Speaker 4: at the by the problem. I didn't want to get
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  Speaker 4: it wrong. She's a girl, she's a queen. AnyWho, I think, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: keep the cat. I'm with Nick, who said a month. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: if he's only asking for the cat back.
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  Speaker 3: After a month.
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  Speaker 4: Just didn't even realize, Oh, cat's gone. I think Eddie
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  Speaker 4: should keep the cat. Gabe thinks, probably that's not the
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  Speaker 4: morally correct thingw.
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  Speaker 1: There's just too many factors I think to weigh in
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  Speaker 1: one way or the other.
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  Speaker 2: You know, do they does what's our guy's name, Eddie?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Does Eddie maybe live out more in a country area
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  Speaker 1: where there's outdoor cats?
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  Speaker 2: Do they live on off farm?
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  Speaker 1: Is there is the cat actually disheveled and underweight or
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  Speaker 1: is it probably a healthy weight?
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  Speaker 2: And here in America we just overfeed our pets all
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  Speaker 2: the time.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Diane said, you did good. I'd say I thought
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  Speaker 3: it was astray. It's mine.
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  Speaker 4: Now. If he's getting forgetful, he's not caring for them,
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  Speaker 4: so the priority is the cat.
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  Speaker 3: You may have to put out.
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  Speaker 4: Some food for him since he's failing. Are there more cats?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, the neighbor does technically have more cats, so
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  Speaker 4: saving one.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like is better than saving none.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: Julia said, I'd maybe just offer to come help him
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  Speaker 4: care for his pets instead. It's probably better for all,
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  Speaker 4: especially if he has more than just that cat. That
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  Speaker 4: is hard, though, because you want animals to be well
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  Speaker 4: cared for. Assume it's not intentional on your neighbor's part,
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  Speaker 4: and it's just that he struggled link to properly care
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  Speaker 4: due to his own limitations.
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  Speaker 2: See there you go.
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  Speaker 1: We also had Yolanduho said cat thief, but she did say,
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  Speaker 1: definitely mention it's poor health and how you helped it.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe just ask if you can keep it. That's kind
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: of the route I would go in real life. If
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  Speaker 1: this happened to me, I'd probably just lie and say,
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: oh no, this is Leo I got it from.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'd probably just hang on to it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but this whole time you're over here acting like
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: you're so morally superior, but you would keep the cat.
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  Speaker 3: You'd even lie and say it was a different name.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, name and something else.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: We did have Jane who said I have too many
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: strays in my area. One of them comes back every
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: winter to take up residency in my cat hut. He's
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: been doing this for about six years. His name is Grayson.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, Leah said, I think this happened to my cat.
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  Speaker 3: She was gone for a month and finally came back.
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  Speaker 4: Once cat gets out, it's gonna go back to its owner.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: See there's just too many there's too many unanswered questions.
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  Speaker 1: I have to really should you keep it or should
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  Speaker 1: you not? Because what do we do the most with
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not a parent yet, but with your kids
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  Speaker 1: or with my pets, I always say how great they are,
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: how awesome they are, they're the best. We exaggerate all
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  Speaker 1: the time about the good things or bad things that
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  Speaker 1: they do. So it's too hard for me to know
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  Speaker 1: if this cat is really not being cared for, if
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: you or if our boy Eddie just kind of bonded
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  Speaker 1: with it and now he's trying to find any tiny
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  Speaker 1: little excuse and make it sound horrible.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Well we can agree.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: However, if this were a child and not a cat,
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: we're all on the side of return the child.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: You know, the thing that you're thinking about, But you're
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: too polite to say we got you.
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  Speaker 3: Who are you calling a coony queen.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: Dying on the hill of controversial opinion so you don't
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: have to This is sorry, not sorry. On Big ninety
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  Speaker 5: eight point seven.
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  Speaker 1: Can we stop giving celebrities honorary degrees at graduation? You
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  Speaker 1: six years surviving finals week group projects with the one
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  Speaker 1: person who never helps ramen noodles and student loans, and
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  Speaker 1: then some celebrity gets to walk on in in the
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: same cap and gown and enjoy that same treatment.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, absolutely not.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, they didn't pull an all nighter writing a twelve
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: page paper at two am. They pulled up in a
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: black SUV ten minutes ago. All right, give the speech. Sure,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: that's fine, wear a nice suit, that's great, inspire everyone
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: you can. But why are you dressing like you just
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: passed organic chemistry or thermodynamics?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I want a separate outfit, and as a matter of fact,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I want a badge, a big, giant badge that says
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I'm just here to talk.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I hate this.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I might be the only person on earth who is
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: this upset about this. But the fact that some guy
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: who's real good at throwing a football or can make
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: a nice movie, or some lady who can make a
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: nice movie or is the greatest tennis star on earth
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: gets to show up and dress the same as these
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: you know, hundreds of kids who have worked their bleeps
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: off to graduate. Okay, I don't want you looking like
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: the kids who work that hard. I don't want you
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: actually really involved, say your speech and go and then
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: and then, Angie, they get these honorary degrees, okay, and
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: of course I don't know what that means, so I
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: had to look it up. An honorary doctor, a doctorate,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: a doctor of humane letters, doctor of letters, doctor of
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: fine arts, doctor of laws.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Do you know if you have one of these doctorates,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: you can't do anything with it.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: You can't go by doctor Glittin or work in that field.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: So it really seems like this fake trophy we're handing
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: to just make someone feel better who's likely a millionaire.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: So then it really doesn't make sense for them to
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: dress at all.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Tom Brady's good at throwing a football, okay, go inspire
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: like you inspired your team in the huddle to win
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: those seven Super Bowls. I don't want you dressing like
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: the kids who work their butts off. They should be
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: able to stand out and I don't know, get to
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: celebrate how hard they worked.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: I am officially team Gabe on this one.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Do you agree with me or not? Am I my
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: weight to worked up about this? Seven oh one two
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: eight zero one eight seven Let me.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Know I need some good.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Starting off the day with something good. This is Gabe's
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Good News on Big ninety eight point seven.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Today's Gab's Good News of the day.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: It takes us to Morehead where a teacher is technically retiring,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: but apparently her students aren't accepting that answer. After more
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: than thirty years with Morehead Area schools, Heidi Fisher is
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: wrapping up her career in the classroom. But when current
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: and former adapted sports athletes gathered around her this week,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: one thing became very clear, and that it's her impact
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: has gone a long way.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: She is a one of a kind person.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: She's so Karen. She just has that spark in her.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: She is the one in high school that never gave
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: up on me. Coaching is the fun part, but the
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: kids make it. I think you always have to have
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: something to look forward to, and this is something I
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: love and I will always look forward to it. Our
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: athletic director said you could stay as long as you want, Heidi.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Which was really nice, and that is the best part.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Retirement isn't really goodbye. She says.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: She plans to keep coaching because, in her words, it's
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: something that she loves and really looks forward to. So
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: she might not be helping out with that math homework
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: or those English papers or whatever. But she'll still be
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: there doing adapted floor hockey and adapted bowling for those students,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: which is very very cool and I think very sweet,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: and it does give her something to look forward to,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: something to do every year, every day.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Teachers are such an integral part when you talk about
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: it takes a village to raise a child, and so
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: to see a teacher making such a big impact in
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: the FM area is beautiful.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Broken crayons, they still color and the world is full
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: of nice people.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: If you can't find one, you gotta be one.