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Tell us your most UNhelpful advice. · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: All right, So BuzzFeed is one of my favorite websites
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  Speaker 1: to go to, and they got something that's trending right
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  Speaker 1: now and causing a little bit of fun. They ask
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  Speaker 1: people to share the most baffling words of wisdom they've
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  Speaker 1: ever received, like essentially unhelpful advice. So I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 1: over this list, but also want to hear from you
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
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  Speaker 1: We want to hear some of the I guess worst
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  Speaker 1: advice I ever got, unhelpful advice, like, hey, less than
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  Speaker 1: three cigarettes a day and you're.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well it rhymes. Let's be helpful.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about whether you can afford kids. There's never
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  Speaker 1: a perfect time. I've heard that many many times. Spend
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  Speaker 1: forty thousand dollars on your wedding, because that's what people do.
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  Speaker 1: If you, guys, have any unhelpful advice eight seven seven
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  Speaker 1: ninety three seven one four seven anybody ever giving you
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  Speaker 1: guys unhelped.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got some pretty unhelpful advice from John j
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  Speaker 3: Once for me. Yeah, well, Kyle, I'm glad you asked.
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  Speaker 2: John.
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  Speaker 3: Jay and I were at this volleyball tournament. I believe
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  Speaker 3: it was the Crocs. One yes, and the owner of Crocs,
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  Speaker 3: they just came out and he said, you know, we
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  Speaker 3: talked and we were like laughing, we're having a good time.
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  Speaker 3: And the owner of Crocs like, I'm just getting started.
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  Speaker 3: If you guys just put in a little bit of money,
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  Speaker 3: I'll make you part owner of Crocs. And so we
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  Speaker 3: walk away and John Jay's like, nobody's gonna everwear like
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  Speaker 3: it might like it might be a good sports thing.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe they will like after they get off the sand.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it's a really good thing for He's like, no,
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  Speaker 3: those are ridiculous. Do not waste your money on a
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  Speaker 3: Crock investment financial rocket.
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  Speaker 2: I've learned not to take financial advice to me. You've learned.
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  Speaker 1: I've learned to not take it for myself. Whenever I
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  Speaker 1: want to do something, now, I don't do it. Why
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  Speaker 1: I had to close two pizza places?
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  Speaker 2: We could have been Kroc Kingpins, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Unhelpful advice eight seven seven nine three seven one o
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  Speaker 1: four seven. If you're short on rent, just ask the
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  Speaker 1: landlord to lower.
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  Speaker 2: It for a while. That's yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: That's not going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Just out, Okay, this is really bad. Advice This next one.
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  Speaker 1: Find someone you can tolerate. Start a family and you'll
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  Speaker 1: eventually fall in love.
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  Speaker 3: Like you just gotta get along. It doesn't matter if
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  Speaker 3: you're in love. Basically, start a family and you'll eventually
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  Speaker 3: fall in love.
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  Speaker 2: Terrible advice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're starting a company, it says here start
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  Speaker 1: change your startups name so it starts with an A
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  Speaker 1: and appears first in the phone book.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, who looks at a phone book?
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  Speaker 1: If you got to start up, you're probably not on
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  Speaker 1: the phone unless your startup is the phone book. Buy
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  Speaker 1: a starter home in an expensive part of town. These
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  Speaker 1: are all bad advice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't like that either.
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  Speaker 1: Walk into a business, hand the manager your resume and
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  Speaker 1: you will get hired.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, but it works that way.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody told Joe that he should go offer to work
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  Speaker 3: for free for somebody for a week, and then after
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  Speaker 3: a week they'll be like, well I need to hire you.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, nobody lets you do that. Hr all that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody's gonna let somebody just work for free anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is not outside that.
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  Speaker 2: Jenny, you got unhelpful advice, Yes, I did.
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  Speaker 5: I got her from my ex grandmother when my ex
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  Speaker 5: would go out and not come back to the next day.
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  Speaker 5: She told me, when you're married, you should be the blind.
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  Speaker 5: And in other words, you don't have no say in
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  Speaker 5: whatever he does from the door out is none of
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  Speaker 5: our business. And whatever as long as he treats me
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  Speaker 5: out in our home, that's what That's the ice I got.
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  Speaker 5: And that was kind of shocked and mortified.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: So don't don't pay attention to whatever he does outside
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  Speaker 3: of the house.
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  Speaker 2: None of your business.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, in other words, what you know once he
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  Speaker 5: steps outside the door of our home, whatever he does,
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  Speaker 5: I have no sake, like I should be blind.
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  Speaker 6: And yes, yes, John, great advice from grandma.
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  Speaker 4: Not my grandmother, his grandmother, Christina, you got unhelpful advice.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: I was nineteen, so a little immature, and my friend
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  Speaker 7: had told me if I'm ever out of oil to fry,
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  Speaker 7: I was brying some food and if I'm ever out
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  Speaker 7: of oil, I can just add some water. So that
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  Speaker 7: was always stuck in the back.
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  Speaker 6: Of my head.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't know. I still haven't spoken to her about that,
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  Speaker 7: so I don't know if she was ever joking. I
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  Speaker 7: think she was. That's probably why I haven't brought it
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  Speaker 7: up to her because it's a little embarrassing. But it exploded.
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  Speaker 7: I had like a robe on and it got all
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  Speaker 7: over my back, burned through my robe. I immediately threw
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  Speaker 7: my robe off. I immediately tried to unplug it from
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  Speaker 7: the wall. It was still, I mean, exploding out of
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  Speaker 7: the friar, very scary, and my mom. My mom was
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  Speaker 7: so frugal. I told her what happened. She was immediately
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  Speaker 7: coming over to make sure I was okay, And she
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  Speaker 7: went into the dumpster to get this friar because it
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  Speaker 7: was brand new and super expensive, and she cleaned it
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  Speaker 7: out and gave it to my aunt. But I wanted
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  Speaker 7: nothing to do with that.
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  Speaker 2: Friar after that. Who gave you that advice?
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  Speaker 7: That was my friend. She's actually an r and at
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  Speaker 7: at like an emergency room in Kentucky, so that advice
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  Speaker 7: came from her Kentucky.
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  Speaker 2: I get it. Okay, thanks so far, Paul.
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  Speaker 1: You got unhelpful advice from someone, Paul.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I used to tell my friends who were dating.
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  Speaker 7: I said, every woman over forty have issues.
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  Speaker 2: Just find the ones who's issues you can live with. Yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's advice from you, not a pessimists.
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  Speaker 6: Acknowledging his own advice.
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  Speaker 2: It's so terrible, but people all the time, we got it.
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  Speaker 1: Posted on our Facebook, Douglas says, don't be afraid to
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  Speaker 1: fart when you pee.
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  Speaker 2: There's never lightning without thunder. Oh my god, gambling laws people.
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  Speaker 1: Jocelyn on our Facebook says advice that she got stay fat,
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  Speaker 1: you'll keep looking young.
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  Speaker 2: Why so if you have a round her face, it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't I.
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  Speaker 4: Feel like there is something to that, because like when
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  Speaker 4: you see like a like an elderly person, if they're
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  Speaker 4: like withering away, it's sad and they look older. But
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  Speaker 4: then if they're like a little they've got a little
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  Speaker 4: more fluff, I feel like they look a little more
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  Speaker 4: like youthful and joyful.
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  Speaker 3: And like they're literally injecting collagen into our face to
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  Speaker 3: create this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Dolly says something about soaking my feet enlistering to remove
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  Speaker 1: all the toxes in my body.
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  Speaker 2: I had cold feet for days. Oh my gosh, I
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  Speaker 2: would have hate that.
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  Speaker 3: It would be so such a weird feeling.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Anyways, Also, just stop going to the movies and you'll
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  Speaker 1: be able to buy a house. That is some of
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  Speaker 1: them today, The helpful advice,