WWJD: Bezos and Modern Power

Currently Cringing · Jul 3, 2025 · 22m

From the lace-gloved chaos of Lauren Sánchez’s couture rollout to Jeff Bezos’ Renaissance space wedding with a guest list that low-key rivals the Epstein files—this week we spiral hard. Anisha breaks down the $200B masquerade, Kim K’s Saint Laurent Succubus moment, Bezos’ kids ghosting the ceremony, and why this wasn’t a wedding—it was a rebrand. We’re talking narcissism, NDAs, Nepo billionaires, and the sickeningly soft power of silicone Versailles. It’s Eyes Wide Shut meets Forbes 500 with a prenup. What Would Jeff Do? Apparently, everything.#BezosWedding #LaurenSanchez #CurrentlyCringing…