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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Now, let's do some what the bleep stories, sound bites,
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  Speaker 1: things that are said, things that are done that make
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  Speaker 1: us laugh and make us say what the bleep.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Matt, we have an 85 year old Florida woman
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  Speaker 2: who is currently locked in a surreal bureaucratic nightmare after
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  Speaker 2: the government mistakenly declared her dead two years ago. Well,
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  Speaker 2: she laughed it off at first. She spent the last month.
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  Speaker 2: bouncing between the Social Security Administration and the IRS, who
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  Speaker 2: recently froze her accounts again and demanded she cannot get
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  Speaker 2: her money back until she proves she's alive.
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  Speaker 3: That should be pretty simple. What's the belief? Hey, yo,
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  Speaker 3: I'm right here. They said, yeah, but how do we
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  Speaker 3: know you're really alive?
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  Speaker 1: What the bleep? Yeah, I feel like proof of life
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  Speaker 1: was right there for him. I feel like it was.
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  Speaker 1: Florida man in government.
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  Speaker 3: Probably not a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: No, no.
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  Speaker 3: Prove you're alive, lady. I'm right here.
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  Speaker 1: That's an ugly, ugly combination. Bone, this is a real simple.
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  Speaker 1: Florida State, prove you're alive. This is a real simple.
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  Speaker 3: Ha, ha, ha, ha. No, no.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like the lights not working is the perfect
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  Speaker 1: analogy for Florida State football.
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  Speaker 3: Like, they've been powerless for the last three years now.
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  Speaker 3: If we turn the lights out and no one sees
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  Speaker 3: us get our ass beat, did it really happen? It
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  Speaker 3: really happened. Hey, they put up a fight.
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  Speaker 1: Although, I'm not sure it would have been close if
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  Speaker 1: SMU didn't turn it over four times. They were given
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  Speaker 1: a lot of assistance. SMU got the code red to
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  Speaker 1: keep that game closed last night for the ACC.
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  Speaker 3: Ha, ha, ha.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the ACC needed some good to happen after that
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  Speaker 1: embarrassment before the game. I've got a what the bleep story.
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  Speaker 1: It's very simple. Pat McAfee goes on game day on Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: The rest of the panel picks Miami to win the ACC.
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  Speaker 1: And Pat McAfee picks the Tar Heels because of the
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  Speaker 1: great Bill Belichick. Listen, I was impressed, Bo, by how
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  Speaker 1: clean and solid a lot of the performance was.
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  Speaker 3: In ireland and the win but.
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  Speaker 1: We don't need to go that crazy now what the
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  Speaker 1: bleep is pat mcafee.
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  Speaker 3: Doing bo i i don't have the answer.
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  Speaker 2: Is that just a like ah what the hell miami
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  Speaker 2: still exists right they didn't they didn't leave the conference hold.
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  Speaker 1: On i got let's update what you said there miami
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  Speaker 1: exists so does smu louisville virginia like i give you
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  Speaker 1: 10 other schools.
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  Speaker 3: That still exist where I'm not even sure where they
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  Speaker 3: rank in the triangle. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: Mac, a Houston man, Keontae Matlock, was left in absolute
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  Speaker 2: shock after his home ring security camera captured a DoorDash
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  Speaker 2: driver delivering his Burger King order completely naked. He looked out. Mac,
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  Speaker 2: he was playing video games. He received a phone notification
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  Speaker 2: that his meal had arrived. He looked out at the
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  Speaker 2: live feed and thought, man, this is weird. Why is the.
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  Speaker 2: DoorDash driver wearing a flesh-colored onesie opened the door. Turns
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  Speaker 2: out the man was completely naked with his order. What
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  Speaker 2: the bleep we doing? He got a refund for the order,
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  Speaker 2: by the way. He didn't want to eat it because
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  Speaker 2: it came from a naked man. And then DoorDash and
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  Speaker 2: the local news there in Houston put out stuff that says,
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  Speaker 2: what do you do if you have.
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  Speaker 3: A naked DoorDash driver?
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  Speaker 2: They had to put out, like, the protocol for this.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what the bleep? Is that some sort of fetish?
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  Speaker 1: I want to deliver another man food naked. Like, what's
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  Speaker 1: the plan there?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 1: Why is that a good idea? And, yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, your appetite's gone. You see the wrong
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  Speaker 1: dude naked, your appetite's gone. Secondly, like you said, what
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  Speaker 1: did that food touch? I mean, there's so many questions
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  Speaker 1: that lead to you not wanting to.
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  Speaker 3: Eat the food.
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  Speaker 1: What the bleep we doing, man? All right, anyway, put
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  Speaker 1: your clothes on. Bone, I've got a what the bleep.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Irvin. Michael Irvin. I get the feeling he's been
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  Speaker 1: what the bleeped a couple of times before. Michael Irvin
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  Speaker 1: talking about Niners owner Jed York, who was trying to
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  Speaker 1: pay $ 140 to an undercover police officer that he thought
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  Speaker 1: was a lady of the night. Michael Irvin says, Jed
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  Speaker 1: York's divorced, man. I understand why he did this. Get
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  Speaker 1: off his back. And Michael Irvin also says, Went to
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  Speaker 1: this defense. Listen to this one.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody's paying for it. Huh? Everybody's paying for it.
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  Speaker 3: Here's my take. You got a girlfriend?
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  Speaker 4: What? You got a girlfriend?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't have a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 4: You take it out to eat? You paying for it?
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  Speaker 3: You pay for it regardless. You buying a gift? Right,
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  Speaker 3: so what are we doing? You're taking it for food
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  Speaker 3: and then taking it for whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Why we got to embarrass this man for $ 140? He's not,
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  Speaker 4: we're not talking.
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  Speaker 2: To his kids. It was $ 140?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. So, yeah. And that's another thing, too. So people think,
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  Speaker 4: you're a billionaire. Why don't you go to high-end places?
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  Speaker 4: The high-end places get you in trouble all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Because whenever, when somebody gets the madam... The madam is
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  Speaker 4: going to tell somebody, I want to get out of it.
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  Speaker 4: How can I get out of it? Let me give
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  Speaker 4: you a name of somebody bigger than me. And she's
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  Speaker 4: going to give up those names.
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  Speaker 1: That is apparently a Twitch streamer named Neon that is
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  Speaker 1: interviewing Michael Irvin.
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  Speaker 2: Basically, what he's telling you there is Michael Irvin was
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  Speaker 2: one street over when this was going on.
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  Speaker 1: What the bleep? Mike, you said too much, baby. You
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  Speaker 1: said too much. And it sounded way too much like
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  Speaker 1: firsthand experience when you talked about the madams.
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  Speaker 2: You know how, like, Mac, the news channels will bring
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  Speaker 2: on experts for various things that happen.
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  Speaker 3: They'll be.
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  Speaker 2: you know, a plane thing happens. There'll be an aviation expert.
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  Speaker 2: They have experts for everything lined up on those channels.
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  Speaker 2: I did not know, Mac, that Michael Irvin was the
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  Speaker 2: expert on this particular category.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God. It kind of tracks, though. Does it not
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  Speaker 3: kind of track?
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  Speaker 2: Mac, we're going to be silly here and not a
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  Speaker 2: criminal nature like Jenny Ork. Professional groundskeepers gathered last week
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  Speaker 2: in Central Europe for the highly anticipated Hungarian Grave Digging Contest.
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  Speaker 2: Competitors were judged not just on their sheer speed, but
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  Speaker 2: on their precise style, safety compliance, and cleanliness of their
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  Speaker 2: manual earth-moving skills as the crowds gathered to cheer on
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  Speaker 2: and then vote for who had the perfect plot.
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  Speaker 3: Mac, I looked it up here.
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  Speaker 2: The winners for digging graves were the Clemson Tigers, who
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  Speaker 2: did it in Baton Rouge on Saturday night.
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  Speaker 3: They did it quick, too. I mean, you blinked it.
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  Speaker 3: They had their own 126-season grave dug. That's cold, Bone.
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  Speaker 3: That is cold. You enjoyed it, though. Mac, would you.
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  Speaker 2: If this popped up on your TV, would you take
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  Speaker 2: a whoopsy at the Gravedigger Championships?
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  Speaker 1: This is going to be on the Ocho next year,
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  Speaker 1: I have a feeling. They're going to do it down
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  Speaker 1: in Rock Hill as part of that Ocho Festival next year. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: what the bleep are we doing, man? By the way,
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  Speaker 1: I keep laughing. They're weird in Central Europe, not us
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  Speaker 1: over here. I keep laughing at multiple texts. Multiple people
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  Speaker 1: caught that I said, if you see the wrong dude naked,
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  Speaker 1: you will lose your appetite. Rev Sean says, ask Mac
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  Speaker 1: to clarify. Another one says, Panther Cliff, Mac just insinuated
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  Speaker 1: the right guy naked with your food wouldn't be a problem.
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  Speaker 3: I'll cover your defense, Matt.
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  Speaker 1: If Brad Pitt were to show up at my doorstep
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  Speaker 1: with my DoorDash delivery and he was in the nude,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be offended.
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  Speaker 3: That's a beautiful man.
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  Speaker 1: Is it kind of wrong? I mean, I wasn't going
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  Speaker 1: to say it in as many words as Fitty did.
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  Speaker 1: but is it kind of wrong bone? Like if certain
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  Speaker 1: guys show up naked, like I can eat the food,
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  Speaker 1: but then if some big tub of goo, you know,
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  Speaker 1: shows up or, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Someone with an extreme dad, but like, you know what
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying? To me, it depends on the combo.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think naked man with Burger King's worth it,
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  Speaker 2: but a naked man in a, maybe a better, I
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  Speaker 2: enjoy Burger King, but I don't know for that.
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  Speaker 3: Naked man with a bone in ribeye.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: From the palm. I mean, a naked man without back.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I'll probably eat in the outback.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness. He's naked and the place is the palm. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I digress. I digress. By the way, shout out to
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  Speaker 1: the guy in Georgia who stole a ninety thousand dollar
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  Speaker 1: BMW SUV from a hotel because he convinced valet workers
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  Speaker 1: that he was a pro basketball player. Seriously, y'all, we
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  Speaker 1: got to have our head on a swivel. There are
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  Speaker 1: dudes out here on the regular now pretending to be
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  Speaker 1: NFL players, NBA players. Y'all can't fall for the con. And, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: you definitely can't fall for the con. You got to
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  Speaker 1: snuff this out. What the bleep are we doing, man?
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  Speaker 1: These guys are conning people every week.
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  Speaker 2: And, of course, that car was found. It was stolen
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  Speaker 2: in Savannah, and it was found back in Myrtle Beach,
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  Speaker 2: South Carolina.
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  Speaker 4: Ha, ha, ha.
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  Speaker 3: Where all the pro basketball players hang out. Yeah, big time.