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Full Show 2-13-26: Hex Your Ex · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Why aren't you wearing pink? Why do I need to
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  Speaker 2: wear peak because Valentine's Day is tomorrow?
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  Speaker 3: Well, they sometimes you I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know black.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's Friday the thirteenth. That's why I'm in all
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  Speaker 4: black today. But I did have pink heart earrings. I'm
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  Speaker 4: putting them on in a minute. I didn't have time
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  Speaker 4: to do it this morning.
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  Speaker 5: Well, my heart pumps blood, so I mean that counts right?
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  Speaker 3: Does that counts?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to take that as a win.
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  Speaker 4: If you are driving into work today, you notice people
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  Speaker 4: are being a little crazy. It is Friday the thirteenth,
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  Speaker 4: which means we're going to do something very fun on
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  Speaker 4: the show at eight o'clock today. It is going to
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be a good day then, it's Friday. Then
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  Speaker 2: we all get to go home.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what, this is gonna be a good
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  Speaker 6: day and eat some chocolate.
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  Speaker 2: Well some people like that. Some people just like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you don't eat sugar, do you?
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  Speaker 7: Not?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: I mean sometimes not really.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna go home and eat a whole bunch
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  Speaker 4: of chocolate. Hey, thank you for being here. Call in
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  Speaker 2: It's what the hell? Headlines? What the hell are you
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  Speaker 2: talking about?
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  Speaker 4: On the Alabama Show, Florida senior's gotten a fight over pickleball?
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  Speaker 4: What was this like a community of them or was it?
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  Speaker 2: What was the situation? A bunch of Florida seniors.
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  Speaker 4: We're playing pickleball on Sunday, and then they got into
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  Speaker 4: an argument about somebody stepping in the kitchen during a game.
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  Speaker 2: I guess that's a pickleball term.
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  Speaker 4: So a sixty three year old guy constead a woman
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  Speaker 4: and then hit her husband with a pickleball paddle, punched
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  Speaker 4: another guy in the nose, and then punched a seventy
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  Speaker 4: year old woman, And so it turned into a huge brawl.
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  Speaker 8: Listened to the nine to one one call, Hello, where's
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  Speaker 8: her screen?
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  Speaker 2: Pickle ball court?
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  Speaker 8: And there's a fight.
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  Speaker 2: It's broken out.
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  Speaker 8: Come quick please?
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  Speaker 7: How many people are their fighting?
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  Speaker 2: There's about twenty people? Okay the break? No, I mean
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  Speaker 2: somebody hit somebody with a pickle ball. Paddle hit somebody
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  Speaker 2: in the head. Parents. Oh my god, it's taking up
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  Speaker 2: but we need help.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my, that's somebody's grandparents. So good.
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  Speaker 2: Only in Florida.
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  Speaker 4: What the here?
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  Speaker 1: You Super Easy Trivia with the Yellow Mamma Show.
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine, good morning. What are you doing right now? I'm
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  Speaker 2: just getting off four associated to where do you work overnight?
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  Speaker 8: I'm a caregiver.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for what you do. That is awesome. We
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  Speaker 2: appreciate you. You want to play super Easy Trivia?
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  Speaker 4: I do? Okay, I'll ask the questions producer Blake is
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  Speaker 4: your lifeline? Are you ready?
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  Speaker 3: I'm ready?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Jasmine.
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  Speaker 4: Question number one, what galaxy is our solar system.
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  Speaker 6: In Milky Way?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Good job girl, you didn't even need that hint. I'm
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  Speaker 4: proudy for that, okay, Jasmine. Question number two, what two
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  Speaker 4: colors mixed together to make green reading yello?
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  Speaker 2: Yellow?
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  Speaker 8: And what yelloway to make green.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh, ocean docean dose, docean going blue. Good job.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, some motions are not blue Blake. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know this sky would have been a better Okay.
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  Speaker 2: How many minutes are in an hour? Jasmine? Last one
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  Speaker 2: for the win? Sixty? Is it? Congratulations?
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  Speaker 4: Terroy just wanted super easy trivia.
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  Speaker 8: I was like, thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 4: the hippie like me, or the rock guy like like.
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  Speaker 2: AI.
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  Speaker 4: Note takers are spreading gossip and people are getting in
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  Speaker 4: trouble with HR because after a Zoom meeting, some people.
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  Speaker 2: Will stick around.
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  Speaker 4: We do this, we have teams meeting, and they will
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  Speaker 4: gossip about other coworkers and they forget that now it
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  Speaker 4: has AI software that's taking notes, and then it shares
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  Speaker 4: it with the whole chat, so people see what other people.
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  Speaker 2: Have been saying about them behind their back, and it
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  Speaker 2: is a nightmare.
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  Speaker 4: So don't stay on Zoom. There's your tip for today.
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  Speaker 4: And here's some last minute Valentine's Day gifts you can
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  Speaker 4: pull off that have gone viral on TikTok and it's
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  Speaker 4: easy for you to do it at home. Here's number one.
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  Speaker 4: A homemade photo box of photos with you and your boo. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: pasta rolled in the shape of roses. Okay, not good
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  Speaker 4: if you can't cook, Producer Blake, don't try this ame
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  Speaker 4: Okay easy. A movie night basket filled with things like popcorn, candy,
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  Speaker 4: and a bottle of wine.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good all right, Yeah that was not bad.
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  Speaker 2: Or a Valentine's Day charcuterie board.
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  Speaker 4: And instead of meats and cheeses, do chocolates and candy chocolates.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I mean yeah, that's good. That's the things you
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  Speaker 4: Good Morning Race. What's your issue for? Ask Alabama?
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  Speaker 8: Am I wrong for asking my boyfriend to stop hanging
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  Speaker 8: out with his ex's parents?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Boy, that is why we do Ask Alabama. Call
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  Speaker 4: you ever have an issue that you need help with
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  Speaker 4: or if you have advice for Race, What is going on?
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  Speaker 4: Why is your boyfriend hanging out with his ex's parents?
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  Speaker 8: I would like to know that as well. I've been
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  Speaker 8: dating my boyfriend for almost a year now, and before me,
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  Speaker 8: he was in a long term relationship with his high
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  Speaker 8: school sweetheart for over seven years. And from what I
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  Speaker 8: gather and what I've heard, the breakup was mutual and
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  Speaker 8: they ended on good terms. Okay, but my boyfriend still
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  Speaker 8: talks to her parents. They text several times a week
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  Speaker 8: and he will go visit them. Yeah, have you met them?
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  Speaker 8: I have met them, which is wild, and they were,
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  Speaker 8: you know, they were super kind to me. They were
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  Speaker 8: really sweet. But the problem was they keep bringing up
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  Speaker 8: memories of him and his ex girlfriend, which is you know,
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  Speaker 8: their daughter, like prom pictures and just like weird things
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  Speaker 8: like that, and I like, to me, it just feels
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  Speaker 8: like they're trying to push him back on her. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: And I don't know, it makes me feel uncomfortable, So
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  Speaker 8: I asked him to stop spending time with them because
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  Speaker 8: it just seems weird to me, and I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: I'm now I'm wondering if I'm overreacting or like, do
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  Speaker 8: I have a right to be upset about this?
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  Speaker 5: Producer Blake thoughts, I think your boyfriend deserves to be
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  Speaker 5: able to spend time with them because it was like
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  Speaker 5: a childhood experience like he So.
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  Speaker 4: You think it's okay for him to keep talking to
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  Speaker 4: his ex's parents the.
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  Speaker 3: Parents, Yes, I don't see a problem with it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like that they keep only talking about the daughter, though.
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  Speaker 2: I'm guessing that you haven't met the ex girlfriend.
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  Speaker 8: She moved away for college, so she's she's not here anymore.
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  Speaker 4: But to me, it feels like he's keeping that door
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  Speaker 4: open and as long as he's engaging with his ex
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  Speaker 4: his parents, Like what happens when she moves back from
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  Speaker 4: college and he's still going over there to visit and
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  Speaker 4: then she's at home, Like, none of my exes talk
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  Speaker 4: to me mom, my grandmother that raises me and mey
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  Speaker 4: mom would be like, why are you calling me?
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. I think I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's weird. And look if they're talking about her
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  Speaker 8: around me, like what are they talking about when I'm
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  Speaker 8: not there? You know? It just like makes me really nervous.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Producer Blake, like, if your mom was still talking
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  Speaker 4: to any of your exes, would you not be like,
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  Speaker 4: what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: It's different. I just don't I don't see it as
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  Speaker 3: a big of a deal.
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  Speaker 2: Call the show.
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  Speaker 4: Eight three three five O one Bama is the number.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think it's weird? Do you still talk to
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  Speaker 4: any of your ex's parents? That's eight three three five
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  Speaker 4: to call the show.
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  Speaker 2: Mary, good morning.
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  Speaker 4: What do you think about Reese's boyfriend still hanging out
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  Speaker 4: with his ex girlfriend's parents?
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  Speaker 8: So, I think it's kind of strange that he still
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  Speaker 8: hangs out with them, But for her for him to talk.
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  Speaker 4: To them every once in a while, I think it's okay,
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  Speaker 4: like on holidays maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever, but hanging out with them is absolutely known.
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  Speaker 4: You have you ever dated somebody that still spoke to
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  Speaker 4: their parents or their ex's parents.
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  Speaker 3: I have not, but I have dated someone that I.
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  Speaker 7: Spoke to their parents after Wait what so I dated
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  Speaker 7: someone when I broke up with them, I still spoke
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  Speaker 7: to his mom.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wait so didn You can't say they can't do
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  Speaker 4: that because you were doing it.
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  Speaker 8: But I never hung out with them.
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  Speaker 7: I literally it was just like a birthday type deal.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, thank you for Collin.
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  Speaker 7: Well, thank you. You'll have a good day.
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  Speaker 4: Andrew, what do you think about RAC's boyfriend hanging out
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  Speaker 4: with his ex's parents.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's hot and garbage.
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  Speaker 3: I need the cheaters.
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  Speaker 2: You can't.
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  Speaker 4: You cannot be double crossing the whole family, much less
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  Speaker 4: the eggs. What I said, it's weird that he's doing it.
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  Speaker 6: Wait wait wait wait did you not spend Did you
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  Speaker 6: not spend the holidays with your ex's family? You Alabama did?
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  Speaker 2: It's not a Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: Thanksgiving exis sisters.
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  Speaker 2: It's different. It's not different. It is different.
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  Speaker 3: Get arangeer.
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  Speaker 8: That just makes it feel awful.
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  Speaker 2: You don't go to them and then try and.
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  Speaker 4: Put it back.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, love you buddy. It's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 8: A big birthday party.
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  Speaker 8: Her name is Cassidy.
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  Speaker 2: Cassidy, Happy birthday. That is awesome. Thank you The Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 4: Friday the thirteenth. Yes, correct, there are people who love
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  Speaker 4: Valentine's Day, which is tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 4: But today we're going to be a little weird because
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  Speaker 4: Friday the thirteenth gets a little weird.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Here's what we're doing. If you have an ex you
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  Speaker 2: don't like.
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  Speaker 4: I brought my handy a little letter dolland we're gonna
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  Speaker 4: hect your ex. Okay, you call it and you tell
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  Speaker 4: us what your ex did. You can tell us a
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  Speaker 4: first name only, not full name. Tell us what they did,
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  Speaker 4: and we'll do a little hex. Just give me a
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  Speaker 4: random name, Producer Blake, and.
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  Speaker 2: I'll stick it.
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  Speaker 3: Samantha.
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  Speaker 2: Samantha, what did Samantha do? She took my.
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  Speaker 3: Dog on a road trip without asking me.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Samantha, I'm stabbing the boodyo doll's hands. Samantha,
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  Speaker 4: may you hit every curb you ever drive by for
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  Speaker 4: the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 2: Got her, That's how that works.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, you want to.
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  Speaker 2: Do another way here? All okay, hang on, do another
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  Speaker 2: all right, I'll give you one.
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  Speaker 3: I'll give you one.
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  Speaker 2: You give me a name. Okay, I'm Jason.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what did Jason do to you?
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  Speaker 4: Jason hooked up with another girl while he was out
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  Speaker 4: of town.
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  Speaker 2: No, you know where to stab him?
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  Speaker 5: I know, I know I'm stabbing him where he should
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  Speaker 5: not be stabbed right now, but I'm going up with it.
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  Speaker 4: And may he forever have gas for the rest of
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  Speaker 4: his life when he meets a new girl.
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  Speaker 3: No, may his fingernails always grow too long.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, If you want us to hect your ex, call
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  Speaker 4: you were listening to.
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  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show. The following program is one demand Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Who's this?
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  Speaker 7: This is Emily from Jasper.
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  Speaker 2: Emily, good morning. Would you like us to hext your X?
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  Speaker 6: Sure? What is?
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  Speaker 4: Just give me your ex's first name and tell me
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  Speaker 4: what they did.
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  Speaker 7: Ah. His name is Lauren and he chose to got
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  Speaker 7: a new family with my son's best friend's mother.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, what but while you were still together?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Huh, Lauren, all right, I'm stepping I'm stebbing him in
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  Speaker 2: the heart.
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  Speaker 4: Do not hope every charger that Lauren grabs for the
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  Speaker 4: rest of his life only works at a weird angle.
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  Speaker 3: I just stabbed him twice.
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  Speaker 2: He's started a whole family while you were together.
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  Speaker 7: Well, uh, we were together for fifteen years and his uh,
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  Speaker 7: my son's best friends mother was going through a divorce
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  Speaker 7: when I met her, and I felt sorry for her
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  Speaker 7: and tried to be there for her and then return.
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  Speaker 7: You know, they created another child together.
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  Speaker 2: What text her too? She has one squeaky shoe that
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  Speaker 2: she can never fix.
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  Speaker 7: Right, me too, Me too, y'all have a good day.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. Who's this Hey? Good morning? This is Chris Chris. Hey, buddy,
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  Speaker 2: do you want us to hext your X? Yes, ma'am,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: I do indeed?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: What's your ex's name? And what did they do?
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Heather?
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Heather? Heather? What did Heather name?
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Heather?
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Heather moved her new man into the house. I was
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: still paying the mortgage on Are you freaking.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Water in the head she has forever migrains.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what I'm doing her foot.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: I hope that she always steps on a rogue lego
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: on the floor every day for the rest of her life.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Heather, either let me go the mortgage and then move
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: my stuff out. By the way, dirty, we have a
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: voodoo doll. We are We're sticking the voodoo doll.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: If you would like to hexture Hex for Friday the thirteenth.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna stick her under arm and hope she can
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: never get the right amount of perspiration her armpit.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: That's so weird, sweaty forever.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Call the show if you want us to hexture Hex
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: for Friday the thirteenth.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Thirty three five one BAMA is the number to call
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: in Chris, Thank you, buddy, Hey, thanks for having me.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: This is great.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: You are listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Good morning? Who's this? This is Stacy? Are you calling
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: to hext youre ex This is gonna be a crazy thing.
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: Can I hex my son's day?
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Absolutely? What's her name and what does she do? Her
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: name is Amber? Okay? Heated on my son, not what
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: but twice right after Het they bought a house.
• 18:14
  Speaker 8: This house, and he bought her a car.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: And now that piece of croup with was driving a car.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: My son's tample. What car was it? I'm sorry, what
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: what kind of car was it? It's a two twenty five.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Kind of I'm hexing, I am I'm getting their hands.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: May they forever hit potholes and driving to potholes for
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: the rest of ever and then have.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: All kinds of car issues. Amen.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Also, I hope that their earbuds are always tangled.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: We'll get their ear you want to you want any
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: you want to add to the hecks? Where do you
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: want me to poker? I don't want to say that
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: on that? All right? Thank you for that, Thank you.
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: For Slome, Thank you.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
• 19:05
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• 19:09
  Speaker 2: You survived Friday the thirteenth barely.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: If you missed we did hexsha ex earlier on the show,
• 19:15
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• 19:18
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• 19:21
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• 19:24
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