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Episode #3956 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the world-famous Phil Henry show here at the
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: El Pacifico.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Well, no, we're not at the El Pacifico. We're not
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  Speaker 2: at the El Pacifico, man. We haven't been to the
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: El Pacifico in over a year.
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  Speaker 3: Get it together, bud.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it's a Ted.
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  Speaker 2: I'll do a Ted Bell Canyon.
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  Speaker 3: It's the world-famous Phil Henry show from Ted Bell Canyon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, from Ted Bell Canyon.
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  Speaker 2: I understand.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Phil, we all, in our own way, miss
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  Speaker 3: the El Pacifico.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just be honest. Yeah? Yeah. Okay, don't you? Sure
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  Speaker 2: I do. Of course I do. We were there for
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  Speaker 2: 18 damn years. You're going to miss a place you
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: were at for 18 years. But you don't miss the
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  Speaker 2: beauty of the ocean. Of course I do. But understand something.
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  Speaker 2: You can sit out there at the beach on your
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  Speaker 2: dead ass about two and a half hours from town.
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  Speaker 2: And because I'm a guy that I like to work.
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  Speaker 2: I like to be a part of the industry. I
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  Speaker 2: will never retire. And that's just how it is. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to sit out there at the edge of
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  Speaker 2: the world. And, you know, we're up in Channel Islands Beach, California.
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  Speaker 2: You're about two hours. Two hours by car from Los Angeles,
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  Speaker 2: right into the interior where you're going to be working.
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  Speaker 2: What's the point, man? I did that for 18 years, man.
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  Speaker 2: I was doing gigs. I was driving two hours one way,
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  Speaker 2: two hours the other way. What are you guys looking at? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, at what point do you want to just,
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  Speaker 2: you don't enjoy the beach, huh? I enjoy the beach.
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  Speaker 2: I enjoy the beach. Why don't we rent a house
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  Speaker 2: at the beach? How about that? But what is it
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  Speaker 2: you guys are saying anyway?
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  Speaker 1: We just, we miss the El Pacifico.
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  Speaker 2: We miss it a lot, Phil. I tell you what, then.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you guys, you and Frank, you were renting
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  Speaker 2: a house up there. Why don't you go back? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: what a baby.
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  Speaker 1: Are you quitting us?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean, am I quitting you? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you're firing us? Of course I'm not firing you. We're
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  Speaker 2: just saying that at times you should take a few
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  Speaker 2: moments and understand what a shock is.
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  Speaker 3: It's been quite a shock, Phil.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, knock it off, will you?
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Just wanted to see if you'd... If I'd react. But
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  Speaker 4: it is, we go from the El Pacifico, we go
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  Speaker 4: to Florida for whatever it was, seven, eight months.
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  Speaker 2: You guys were commuting, though.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what about it?
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  Speaker 2: I was out there, you know, 24-7.
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  Speaker 4: And then we come back to California, but we're not
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  Speaker 4: at the El Pacifico. We're here in Ted Bell Canyon.
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  Speaker 4: And every day I spend in Ted Bell Canyon is
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  Speaker 4: a reminder, it's.
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  Speaker 3: A reminder that, you know, Ted Bell, it's a reminder
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  Speaker 3: that Ted Bell is alive.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you don't. What, do you dislike the guy?
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  Speaker 3: It's not that. It's that all of a sudden this chump,
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  Speaker 3: he's got his name.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you're going to say it.
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  Speaker 2: I'll say it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, go ahead and say it.
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  Speaker 2: It's like hanging it. It's like hanging the sign that
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  Speaker 2: says Ted Bell over my ass. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, there, I said it.
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  Speaker 2: So in other words, Ted Bell, don't say it, Phil.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: We do have Ted Bell, you know. We do have
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  Speaker 2: Ted Bell in the office. Oh, there he is. God,
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  Speaker 2: I just heard him jump in there. Ted Bell from
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  Speaker 2: Ted's Beverly Hills joining us. Ted, you there?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, Phil. Table four, okay? Table four before I
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  Speaker 2: rip that thing off of it. Hi, everybody. Ted Bell
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  Speaker 2: here from Ted Bell Canyon, the world-famous Phil Henry Show.
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  Speaker 2: And the Ted-O-Weed is coming up. Yeah, don't forget Ted-O-Weed. Ted,
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  Speaker 2: we can hear everything you're saying. I'm awfully sorry, Phil.
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  Speaker 2: I'm awfully sorry. I was chastising the staff. Some sloppy
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  Speaker 2: things have happened around here. I just heard you say
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  Speaker 2: you're going to rip some guy's face off. All right, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry about that. It's been
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  Speaker 2: a stressful time, Phil. It's been a time. You know,
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  Speaker 2: Teddaween's coming. I just heard your crew talking about being a...
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  Speaker 2: You call us the screws? I said I just heard
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  Speaker 2: Phil screw the screws. That's what it sounded like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounded like you said, I just heard your screws.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. Are we,
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  Speaker 2: is this baby night? Should we just take a night
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  Speaker 2: off and make sure everybody's got a baby bottle? Is
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  Speaker 2: that it? Hey, look, Phil.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we should take the night off here and, you know,
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  Speaker 2: so everybody can have their baby bottle and go to
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  Speaker 2: bed early. Is that it? Okay. All I was saying,
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  Speaker 2: just never mind you guys, okay? We got Ted Bell
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  Speaker 2: on the line here from Ted's in Beverly Hills. Ted,
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  Speaker 2: a very pleasant good day to you. Thank you, Bill.
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  Speaker 2: It's great to be with you in the audience. I'm
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  Speaker 2: sorry if I made some kind of a pest of myself.
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  Speaker 2: I was simply trying to say to my staff that
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  Speaker 2: we needed some things cleaned up. Excuse me, Phil. In
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  Speaker 2: the back dining room, someone puked all over that back corner. Ted,
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  Speaker 2: why don't we call back when you're less busy? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. Hold on. Just hold it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a puddle of puke. It goes about, there must
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  Speaker 2: be about two gallons of it.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Ted, we don't want to hear this.
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  Speaker 2: Well, excuse me. I'm running a business. Then we will
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  Speaker 2: leave and come back when you're ready. You'll off? We'll
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  Speaker 2: leave and come back when you're ready.
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  Speaker 5: I'm fine.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fine now, Phil. I swear to God. Why are you,
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking at you in the closed circuit feed from
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  Speaker 2: the studio, and you keep rubbing your nose. It feels
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  Speaker 2: like I've got a nose hair sticking up into my nose.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. Ted Bell joining us,
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  Speaker 2: and I wanted to talk to you about something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know. You know, you pay us so that we
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  Speaker 2: have renamed the canyon that we live in up here,
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  Speaker 2: which has its own name. We've renamed it Ted Bell Canyon.
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  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: And you give us a fair price for that, but
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  Speaker 2: we are having to raise the price. And you're bringing
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  Speaker 2: this up on your show. Why? Because I asked you,
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  Speaker 2: could we discuss business on the air, on the podcast,
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  Speaker 2: and you said yes. Oh, boy. I thought you were
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: going to talk to me about some new dish we
• 5:37
  Speaker 2: have at the restaurant, or maybe you're going to talk
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  Speaker 2: to me about the pleasant seating that we now have
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  Speaker 2: at the rooftop. You're going to talk to me about what, money? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to tell you we want to raise the
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  Speaker 2: price on the rental of the canyon. Put your name
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  Speaker 2: on it. You want to raise the price to what? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you're paying $ 50 a month right now. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my God. Did you have to tell people what I'm
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  Speaker 2: paying for my business? I asked you, could we discuss business?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know you'd be talking about, yes, I pay
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  Speaker 2: $ 50 a month for Tadville Canyon. We need to raise
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  Speaker 2: the price. To how much? We'd like to raise it
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  Speaker 2: to a couple of hundred.
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  Speaker 5: What an asshole.
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  Speaker 2: What an asshole, Bill. And, Ted, you know, this is
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  Speaker 2: a paid segment for you. I know that. Every time
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  Speaker 2: I'm on my paid segment, you find a way to
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  Speaker 2: sneak up, hook your thumbs into two belt loops on
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  Speaker 2: my pants, and then drop to the floor. He just
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  Speaker 2: drops to the floor and down come your pants. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: That's a pretty inventive, creative way of pulling a guy's
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  Speaker 2: pants down. Well, that's what you do. You don't just
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  Speaker 2: come up and yank him down and run. You come,
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  Speaker 2: loop your thumbs through two belt loops, and then just
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  Speaker 2: do a full drop to your knees, pants come down...
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  Speaker 2: But actually, we're not talking about reality. Ted's just saying
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  Speaker 2: this figuratively. This is what happens in his mind. It
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  Speaker 2: doesn't make any difference. Because that's essentially because the audience
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  Speaker 2: in their mind can see me standing there in my underwear.
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  Speaker 2: And probably pulled halfway down my ass. All right, Ted,
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  Speaker 2: if you want, we can do this some other time. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's fine. All right, so $ 200 a month to call
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  Speaker 2: a Ted Bell Canyon, huh? And for how long? We'll
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  Speaker 2: give you a year's deal. For what? $ 200?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's not that much money. $ 50? $ 50? Blind robbery. I
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  Speaker 2: thought what we would do is just, you know, make
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  Speaker 2: it a little bit more commensurate. Okay, I said fine.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Ted. Ted Bell is with us here on
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  Speaker 2: the Phil Hendry Show from Ted Bell Canyon. He's at
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  Speaker 2: Ted's in Beverly Hills. We also have on the line
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  Speaker 2: Don Berman. I told you, Don, you know, before you
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  Speaker 2: came on the show that... we may be concluding some
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  Speaker 2: business that I wanted you to talk with us about, right?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I understand that, too.
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  Speaker 2: So I've concluded this deal with Ted Bell for $ 200
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  Speaker 2: a month to call it Ted Bell Canyon. All right,
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  Speaker 2: but I want your audience to understand that Phil Henry
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  Speaker 2: was perfectly ready to call it Don Berman Canyon. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my God, you're kidding. Will you hold on, Ted, and
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  Speaker 2: try him like a woman? And so, you know what, Phil,
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to hang up the phone. No, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you're paid full time. Ted, look, I don't begrudge you
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  Speaker 2: having the name of Ted Bell Canyon put on the canyon,
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  Speaker 2: but I want you to know, and Phil was bringing
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  Speaker 2: me on to know this, to let you know that
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  Speaker 2: we had been talking with him, and we were in
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  Speaker 2: discussions to rename it Don Berman Channel 19 News Canyon. Right. Oh, well, okay, well,
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: guess what? And by the way, Don Berman, Channel 19 News, Canyon,
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  Speaker 2: that sounds terrible. It's better that it's just called Ted
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  Speaker 2: Bell Canyon, just two words, Ted Bell. We wanted to
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  Speaker 2: call it Don Berman. Here's the thing, Ted, so you know,
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  Speaker 2: I wanted him to come on and talk about this
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  Speaker 2: so everything's up front, okay? That we're not sneaking around
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  Speaker 2: behind your back, that yes, we wanted you back as
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  Speaker 2: our of our Canyon sponsor, but we had Don Berman
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  Speaker 2: willing to pick up the slack. I can tell you
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  Speaker 2: this right now, Ted. We desperately wanted to call it
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  Speaker 2: Don Berman Channel 19 News Canyon, and we were willing
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  Speaker 2: to pay.
• 9:05
  Speaker 5: What Phil said.
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  Speaker 2: Was the top of the line. Don, we don't have
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  Speaker 2: to talk about this right now. No, I want to,
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  Speaker 2: because this is a lot more than Ted Bill. I
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: was going to pay, and Phil, I was willing to
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  Speaker 2: go as far as $ 150 a month, okay? But you
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: know what? Phil Henry decides to give it away to you,
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: and you're going to pay $ 150 a month? That's right.
• 9:26
  Speaker 3: You don't feel like it?
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  Speaker 2: What's your problem, Ted? What's my problem? You know what
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  Speaker 2: my problem is? You're renting this to me for $ 200
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  Speaker 2: a month! Oh, my God, Bill. $ 200? You're getting out
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  Speaker 2: of Bell's ass? Yes, we did. You didn't have to
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: quote the price that I offered you. You offered this
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  Speaker 2: guy $ 150 a month. He said, that's too much. You go, well, okay.
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: Then we'll give it to Bell for $ 200.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Ted, would you stop sounding like a crying infant? No kidding. Ted,
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: it sounds terrifying.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: You guys don't understand, okay? I've been with the Henry
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  Speaker 2: show since almost the inception when he went national. In fact,
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: when he was local in L.A. And he says to
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  Speaker 2: me that, you know what, I'm going to give you
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  Speaker 2: a deal, $ 200 a month. And he was ready to
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  Speaker 2: sell it to Berman for $ 150. $ 150. I said, what
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: do you want me to tell you? You know, Phil
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  Speaker 2: said to come on and talk business. I didn't know
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  Speaker 2: that he was going to charge you $ 200 a month.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: He said, that means, Phil, that you would have tried
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  Speaker 2: to get $ 200 out of me. I knew that I
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: wasn't going to be able to get $ 200 out of you. Yeah,
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: but you knew you were going to get $ 200 out
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  Speaker 2: of me, huh? You knew that you could drop Ted
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  Speaker 2: Bell over your lap, yank down the pants using the
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  Speaker 2: thumbs and the belt loops, and go ahead and turn
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  Speaker 2: my ass blood red. Sorry, Ted. Well, I find it
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  Speaker 2: to be very disingenuous... I find it to be very disingenuous.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. I find it to be very disingenuous, Bill,
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  Speaker 2: to say that, you know, I'm your top sponsor, and
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  Speaker 2: you know what? I'm going to give you a deal. Listen,
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  Speaker 2: you know it's worth a lot more, so how do
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: we settle at $ 200 a month, and you're going to
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: give it away to Berman for $ 100. 50? You know, to
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: quote the great George C. Scott of the movie Patton,
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  Speaker 2: God will not permit this to happen. Excuse me. God
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  Speaker 2: will not permit this to happen. You better drink some
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: water because you're sounding like you know, like you've got
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: no balls. Hey, you, give me a glass of water.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: Who are you talking to anyway?
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  Speaker 5: Ted, excuse me for a minute. Ted, don't talk to me.
• 11:25
  Speaker 5: Don't say hey you to me. Do you understand? Rudy,
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  Speaker 5: I'm on the air with him. I don't care if
• 11:29
  Speaker 5: you're on the air with me. Don't you ever say
• 11:30
  Speaker 5: hey you to me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fine. Ted Bell from Ted's Beverly Hills on the
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  Speaker 2: line with us as we talk about As we celebrate
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  Speaker 2: extending the contract to deal with Ted to rename it
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  Speaker 2: Ted Bell Canyon, Don Berman is with us. Don was considered,
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: and we wanted to be up front in terms of
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: the business. But the price, the money has come out,
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: and it's gotten some people upset. You're going to charge
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: me $ 150 a month, but you got $ 200 out of Bell.
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, you know, I can't complain.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing. He got $ 200 out of me,
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: and he was going to get it. You know, Bill,
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: at least you could have said $ 100, 500. You know what?
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  Speaker 2: I got turned down by Berman, but he didn't turn
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: me down. I mean, I didn't turn him down. He
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  Speaker 2: never did get around to offering it to me. So
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  Speaker 2: what does that mean, Bill? When you saw me coming,
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: you decided, oh, thanks a lot, Don. I got a
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: better offer, and you cranked the price to $ 200, 000? It
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: ain't like I saw you coming. Well, did you offer
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  Speaker 2: Berman $ 100, 500? You did. Yes, I did. I offered him
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: the naming rights for $ 150, 000. And he turned you down?
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: He didn't exactly turn me down. I said 150 contingent
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: on my conversation with Ted Bell because I had to
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: give Ted right of first refusal. I had to give
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: you right of first refusal. Yeah, you had to give
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: me the right to bend over and have a hot
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: grease pull. Look it, Ted, you've got the naming rights.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: You are going to hold them now for another year,
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: two years, at $ 250 a month, $ 50 more than I
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: would have paid for them.
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  Speaker 5: Big deal.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so do we need to keep talking about this? Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I think we need to talk about it because I
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  Speaker 2: think it reflects the respect you have for me. That
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: what you did is you saw Ted Bell coming. You said,
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: thanks a lot, Don. You know what? I think I
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: can make another 50 bucks. Let me just grab this
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: bitch here, put him over my knee, take his pants off,
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: take a gigantic meat tenderizer, and beat hell out of
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  Speaker 2: his ass with it. Hey, Ted, I don't think it's
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: quite that bad. You don't think so? Fifty bucks more
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: a month. Listen, why didn't he charge you two hundred?
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: He charged me a hundred and a half. I knew...
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you the truth. If you want to...
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me, Ted. God, spit it out.
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  Speaker 5: Let me tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Here's what I was going to say. I knew you
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: had the naming rights to Ted Bell Canyon. It wouldn't
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: have been right for me to negotiate with anybody else
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  Speaker 2: other than you and to offer you an extension on
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: the deal. Then why were you talking to Berman? Would
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: you stop sniveling? Why are you talking to Berman? I
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: wasn't talking to Berman. I said to Don Berman, I said, Don,
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: hold off. I said, I'll offer you the naming rights
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: for $ 100, 500, but first I've got to talk to Ted. Yeah,
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: first I've got to heat up a pole to about
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: 300 degrees Fahrenheit, grease it up, and shove it up
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: Ted's ass. That's the thing that I've got to do.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: What is his problem?
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's Ted Bell, don't you know? He's Ted Bell,
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: and by the way, we hung up on Don Berman. Yeah,
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: I'll get him back.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Don Berman, Don Berman. Don Berman, Don Berman.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Don Berman, Don Berman. Don Berman, yeah. Hey, Don, look, man. Look,
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Ted is upset, so I hung up on him. Yeah,
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: so I did. And I, you know that we, I
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: told you I had to talk to him first. I
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: knew you had to talk to him first, Phil. I
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: knew you had to talk, but I didn't know. What
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't know was that you were going to say, hey,
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: look at this. I can get more money out of Berman,
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: so I'll pretend like I'm offering a deal to Ted Bell.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: I was not pretending. Well, then why didn't you offer
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: him the deal?
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: Because we could get more money out of you.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Just tell him. Yeah, that's what I thought. Thanks a lot, Phil.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: So that's what I mean. So why don't you go
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: ahead and say what I'm doing to you, what I
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: did to Ted, which is bend him over my knee,
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: take a hot grease pull. That's right. That's what it
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: feels like. You've got Bell on one knee, me on
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: the other. What a pervert, man. I swear to God.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Now I don't know what to do. Well, you made
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: the deal with Bell.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: For $ 200 a month, you've got to stick with it.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what? You're stuck with that deal, Ted.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I know you can hear me. I know you're listening
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: to me. And this is probably going to create all
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: kinds of bad blood. But hey, guess what?
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: That's life.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah!
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Finally, you're living it my way, Mr.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Henry.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: The advice that I give you.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? What are you talking about, bud?
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: That's the advice I'm always giving Mr.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Henry.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I go, live it right. Live it your way, the
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: way you do it. You know? Yeah. Right, and you're
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: finally sticking with it instead of going, you know, capital P-U-S-S,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: capital Y.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Do you mind?
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: That's what he did. How did I go pussy?
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: You're about to offer to deal with Don Berman for
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: a hundred and a half. And you finally went ahead and.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Everybody is squeaking with the voice. We'll take... You know what?
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: We've got to take the night off.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: No, I swear to God.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Then you went ahead and you charged Bell what you
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: ought to charge him.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Ted Bell's a good customer, and Ted Bell is a
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: very good sponsor. And for you to stick him for
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: 50 more bucks than you did Berman, that's wrong, Phil. Oh, boy,
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: will you listen to this bullshit.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, Phil, it sounds that way.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: So what you're telling me is this, that I should
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: have given it away to Berman for $ 100 and a
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: half and screw Ted Bell.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not saying screw Ted Bell. Talk to him
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: and offer.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Him the deal. I offered him the deal.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: At $ 200 a month.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Look it. This is General Galen Shaw. And thank you
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: very much, Phil.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: We take it from here. You guys can't take over my... Well.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I'm doing it. World famous Phil Henry show is executive
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: produced tonight by me, General Galen Shaw. And all rights
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: reserved here on iHeart Podcasts. Where's the button? What button
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: do I push?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: You can push this button here, or you can go
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: ahead and push this button here.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: What happens if I push this button? What is... Okay. Yeah,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: this is General Galen Shaw. Yeah. You guys will pay. Listen,
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Phil Henry just said we'll pay. Yeah.