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Poopy Porch Pranks (April Fool’s Day Prep 2023) · Privycast

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>> Speaker A: There's something about lighting a hot, steamy pile
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of waste on fire on a
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doorpost that just really makes you feel alive. That or
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slinging a works toilet bowl bomb in the back of a dude's pickup
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truck.
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Welcome back to privy. Privy is
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a podcast about bathrooms
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recorded from my home bathroom
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room. I'm your host, Hunter Hoover,
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and I love bathrooms.
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>> Speaker B: Welcome back, everybody.
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>> Speaker A: Thank you for being here. Um, we really appreciate you
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listening. It's nice to have, you
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know, I'm wedged away in
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the back corners of my home restroom now,
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and, uh, yeah, I'm glad you could join me
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here in the bathroom. A sentence
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that many would probably not say very
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often. You know what saying, like, I want to
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discuss something here. So my co worker and friend,
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uh, Werman, former guest of the, um.
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>> Speaker B: He's.
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>> Speaker A: He's sully deep in the middle of golf season right now.
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He's really, like, got himself worked up
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over golf, and one of the things
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that he did in his,
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um, well, impaired
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state after his hernia surgery, uh, if you
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want to hear that, go back and find his episode,
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um, is he ordered a bunch of golf
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supplies that are
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questionable, what exactly their purpose is, and
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what their use is. Ah, and one of
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these is not even know the name of it.
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Um, I've just called it
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Werman's special golf juice. Uh, it's supposed to
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make you more powerful
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and help you focus harder.
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But for me, I'm exactly two of.
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>> Speaker B: These small packets in now.
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>> Speaker A: Um, I've tried them twice, and both
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times, I'm here to report, besides more power and
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added focus, they. They also
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come with a sweet, sweet fill of
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diarrhea. So that's fun. I've
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also noticed, and, uh, we'll have to talk about this when we
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come back and talk about this in an episode in full,
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because it needs its own attention here.
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>> Speaker B: But.
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>> Speaker A: I would be remiss if I didn't note
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that I have been using a bidet,
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um, somewhat more frequently since it has gotten
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installed. And I've noticed that often
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after using the bidet, um, I have, like,
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mad gas. Like, I produce
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more gas post bidet usage.
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And if that's too much information, um,
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couple that Werman's special golf juice.
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Um, his very powerful golf juice, coupled
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with the bidet farts, as I'm going to
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call them, it just makes
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for a rowdy afternoon in general.
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Um, and if the term bidet
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farts is too crass for you, you might just want to walk away
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now. Tis the season here at
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privy, um, right around the corner
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is another April fool's day. Now,
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uh, it's a day of
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pranking and fun having.
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As long as the folks that are being pranked are having
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fun. That's a general rule of thumb. If the person being
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pranked ain't having fun, it's probably not fun anymore.
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Uh, but with April fools right around
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the corner, in the past, on the.
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>> Speaker B: Show, it's been two years now.
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>> Speaker A: Two years ago, um, we discussed April.
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>> Speaker B: Fool's day pranks and classic bathroom
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pranks.
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>> Speaker A: And bathroom related pranks that you can
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pull. Uh, you got your classics. You
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got the upper decker or the
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hot chocolate upper decker. I'm not going to explain all these,
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but if you don't know what an upper decker is, you essentially
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take a deuce in the top part of a person's toilet and just leave
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it. The Swiss Miss upper decker is
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you just dump hot cocoa mix in there. It makes
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a mess. You can sneak a creepy
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picture in the shower, scare the poop out of them. You might be even do them a.
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>> Speaker B: Favor at that point, like, you're already in the bathroom.
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>> Speaker A: If you're going to terrify someone to the point where they shazz themselves, you
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might as well do it in the bathroom. Drawing a spider on the
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toilet paper and then, like, rerolling it back up.
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>> Speaker B: That's a classic move. Like, they pull it out and they.
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>> Speaker A: See what looks like a black spot spider,
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they freak out about it. It's good stuff. You can
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also just position a small fake plastic spider
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to fall out. Um, while they are doing
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their toilet paper unrolling,
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you can replace their soap with
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various substances. Uh,
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I think it's liar, liar, where they dye the guy blue
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using his.
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>> Speaker B: Swapping his soap out for, like, blue
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hair dye.
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>> Speaker A: It's pretty good stuff. There's
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giving someone squishies, which, of
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course, is just sticking ketchup packets under the
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contact points of the toilet seat. I think I shared on the
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previous pranks episode that you can
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accomplish a similar but more
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rowdy effect by sticking those throw down
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poppets underneath the contact points.
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>> Speaker B: They sit down as pop up.
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>> Speaker A: They're going to get a rise on that one. It's all
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classic stuff. And we talked about a lot of this
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way back in 2021,
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but we've learned a lot. We've grown up a lot
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since then. And I want to share with you two
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instances this week. One is a cult
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classic. We
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have to get up on it more often.
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>> Speaker B: I think.
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>> Speaker A: I think if we brought this back, and I'm going to discuss why I
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think it has fallen by the wayside, but we're going to
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discuss strategies to help prepare for or
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ward yourself against.
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And so the first of our April Fool's Day,
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2023 pranks.
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If I need plausible deniability here, I'm going to say
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right out of the gate, don't do these.
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Do not do these. And if you do,
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you probably aren't being, quote, very
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nice. I should note that if a person.
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>> Speaker B: Were to perform either of these, it.
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>> Speaker A: Would be rude, it would be inappropriate, and it
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would probably cross multiple lines and personal
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boundaries. That said,
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I think it's time for a,
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uh, hunter's anecdotes
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to keep you afloat.
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This hunter's anecdotes is called
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regrettable pranks from high school.
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When I was in high school, I
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went to high school in the middle of nowhere. Montana sims.
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Montana. Uh, the
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population's small, and the high school is even
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smaller. Um, and
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there's not, like, a lot of extracurricular. I mean, they had
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sports at the school and band and stuff, and pretty much every kid
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was involved in something, but
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there wasn't, like, a scene to go do something in
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town. You kind of had to create your
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own fun. And, boy, did we create our
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own fun. We were
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all over pranks with this stuff. Uh, we
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would stick vaseline underneath people's car door handles.
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Vaseline comes from the bathroom. It's loosely related. Sometimes
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you'd stick ketchup under there, but ketchup does
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ruin the paint and finish of a car. So you want to be careful
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when you're doing stuff like that, because you never know.
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You don't actually want to mess up somebody's car. That's all I'm
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saying.
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Another classic. Um, we
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would go light off dry ICE bombs,
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um, or works toilet bowl bombs.
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And I ain't here to teach you that because I'm pretty sure something
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bad.
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>> Speaker B: Could happen if I teach that.
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>> Speaker A: But all you got to know is we would make these things,
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and usually the works toilet bowl bombs. Those are a little easier to come
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by.
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>> Speaker B: Um, it's not as hard to come.
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>> Speaker A: By works toilet bowl cleaner than it is to dry ICE.
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But we would make these, and we
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would toss them out into people's front yards.
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>> Speaker B: We would toss them into the back.
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>> Speaker A: Of dude's trucks as they're getting ready to drive away.
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And I didn't realize
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how much fun this was.
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Let me rephrase that. I couldn't imagine how much fun
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these would have been just in case. Uh,
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but when I went home,
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uh, I think it was for either
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spring.
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>> Speaker B: Break or the summer.
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>> Speaker A: Uh, my now wife that the time
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girlfriend, um, on a
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former guest, multiple guests, uh,
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would come to visit. And I
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remember the first time she went out, works toilet bull bombing
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people with us. And
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it's just a blast. You make the thing
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and you toss it, and the dude's like, driving a boom.
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>> Speaker B: You just hear this big pop.
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>> Speaker A: The dude thinks his tire has blown. He pulls over on the side of the
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road. Uh, it's a good time. It's
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teens being stupid. What more do you
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want? But there was a
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couple of times.
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>> Speaker B: One that I was member to where.
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>> Speaker A: We pulled off a classic dookiefoot
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when we lived in, we
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attended school in sims, Montana, but our
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youth group met in fort Shaw, Montana. And after
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youth group, sometimes we would get up to no good.
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Uh, I will be the first to admit that.
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And one week, I don't remember who we got, but we
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all got the idea that we were going to go around ding dong
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ditching people, and we ding dong ditched a few.
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>> Speaker B: We ditched a few people, and then.
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>> Speaker A: At some point in the evening, it was decided that,
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oh, we're going to dokiefoot somebody. And I
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remember, I don't remember who
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it was. I just remember we failed at doing
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it. We got our little bag, we got
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our little grocery paper bag, and
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I'm pretty sure we stuck a cow turd in it, and we
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went up and we lit it on fire on this dude's porch.
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Um, and the problem was, and the.
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>> Speaker B: Unsafe thing was, we didn't stick around to watch.
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>> Speaker A: I remember distinctly lighting this and running away and
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never looking back, never seeing.
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>> Speaker B: A, what was his reaction or her reaction,
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and b, this is probably why.
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>> Speaker A: I don't remember who we did to, but we didn't stick around to
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make sure that there was no, like, potential
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fire hazard to this person's home.
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We were negligent at best. But,
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man, it's the thrill. There's something
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about lighting a hot, steamy pile of
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waste on fire on a doorpost that
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just really makes you feel alive. That or slinging a
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works toilet bowl bomb in the back of a dude's pickup truck.
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Those are some of the good days right there. Um, we used to
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harass the taco bell people, too. This
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has been hunter's
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anecdotes to keep you
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afloat.
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As is noted from the hunter's anecdotes, the first
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prank I want to discuss is that of a dookie foot. Now, this
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goes by a lot of different names. Crap foot.
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Um, flaming bag of crap. All of these are
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good, but I've chosen dookie foot or
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poopy foot, if you would, because it really gets
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to the heart of what you're going for here. It really gets
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to the, as nacho libre
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would say it, the nitty gritty of what's going on here. Let's listen
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up. Let's listen up, kids.
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That's crisp.
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The orange vanilla seltzer is hitting real hard
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tonight. Uh, it's just the best.
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I recently bonded, kind of half bonded, but I bonded
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with a coworker. He didn't know it, but I bonded.
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>> Speaker B: With him, um, over our shared
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love of orange vanilla Seltzer.
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>> Speaker A: It's a good thing. It's a good thing.
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In case you didn't know or if you were hoping to
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replicate it, uh, this April fool's day, a dookie
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foot.
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>> Speaker B: Is performed as follows.
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>> Speaker A: Your materials needed are, one, a brown
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paper bag, two, a small hand shovel.
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>> Speaker B: That one's optional.
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>> Speaker A: I guess you could just get mitts deepen on that. Um,
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but for me, mass
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effectiveness is your mass effective. Mass effectiveness.
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You're going to want to get a small shovel, a trowel, if you
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will. You're going to want a lighter, and you're going to want a neighbor that
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you really want to screw with. It's pretty self
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explanatory. Like, if I need to walk you.
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>> Speaker B: Through this, well, then I just will.
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>> Speaker A: Um, you're going to take the brown paper bag. You're going to pop it open
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now.
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>> Speaker B: Ah.
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>> Speaker A: You're going to want to load the brown paper bag with dog poop.
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You can choose any type of poop, but I say dog
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poop because it's the most readily available.
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>> Speaker B: I feel like I guess you
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could shazz in the bag yourself, and that's.
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>> Speaker A: Your own thing that you'll have to.
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>> Speaker B: Work out with you and your God.
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>> Speaker A: Um, but
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standard issue canine poop is going to work
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just fine. There's no reason to get silly about
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it. You don't need to get freaking Willy.
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>> Speaker B: Wonka's chocolate factory about it.
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>> Speaker A: Just get a standard issue dog turd. Load
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up that paper bag with standard issue dog turd. And in
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my experience, um, again, I have performed
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exactly two dookie foots to memory. So,
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um, you're going to want as fresh of a dog
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poop as you can.
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>> Speaker B: Get.
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>> Speaker A: More on this in a moment. The fresh dog poop will
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become important. You load the bag,
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you find the neighbor's porch, and you make sure they.
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>> Speaker B: Do not have a mat.
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>> Speaker A: Um, you want to do it on
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concrete or on whatever the surface is.
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>> Speaker B: Because you don't want to ruin the mat.
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>> Speaker A: Like, you could light the mat on fire.
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The mat's going to get full of poop, I guess, unless
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you really want to be mean. You can
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add a paper towel to the bag. It's going to help the burning
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process, and you're going to place the bag
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and you light it on fire. And then
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right as you make sure that it's burning really well,
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um, you ring the doorbell or you knock and you take
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off. Now, you do not want to do what
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I did. You're not going to want to do what I did, which
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is never look and see what happened
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of this dookie foot. You're going to want to
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make sure that you stay nearby, not only to make sure
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the fire doesn't get out of hand, but you're going to want to see their reaction.
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That's the whole fun.
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>> Speaker B: I don't know what I was thinking.
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>> Speaker A: Actually, I do know what I was thinking. I wasn't thinking at all because I was ding
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dong ditching and dookie footing people in Fort Shaw,
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Montana, circa 2008 to
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2010. Um,
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if all goes well, they open their
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door, they see this flaming pile of
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something, and they start stomping to put the fire out. Thus
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the term dookie foot. Now,
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this is why you want as fresh a dog poop as possible. Because
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if you start stomping like a hardened
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dog turd, like I'm talking a well seasoned week
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old dog turd, it.
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>> Speaker B: Ain'T going to do much.
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>> Speaker A: But if you get a fresh dog.
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>> Speaker B: Turd that's as soft and goopy, it's.
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>> Speaker A: Going to be slinging everywhere. They're going to have
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dog poop slinging all over that front porch.
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If all goes well, they've got dog
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poop all over their foot, which,
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as we know, is always a classic.
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You can also lay more, uh, hardened dog poop on the
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top of their car.
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If you want a passive aggressive way.
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>> Speaker B: To get somebody, find yourself just like.
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>> Speaker A: Just about a four to six day old dog turd
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laying in the grass, grab it with a napkin and stick it on
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top of somebody's car, man.
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Really, it's a harmless thing. They drive away, it's going to fall right
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off. But when they walk out and they just see a dog turd on top.
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>> Speaker B: Of their car, then that's good stuff.
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>> Speaker A: Um, it's just funny to watch.
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The dookie foot is an excellent option.
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>> Speaker B: Of a way to get dog poop.
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>> Speaker A: Onto your neighbor's porch and if you're lucky
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and have performed this correctly, onto their
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foot. But there's another excellent option for
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poop and bathroom related pranks,
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and it's a little more sophisticated.
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Um, there's another way to get animal poop on your neighbor's
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doorstep. For the
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low, low price of
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$17.95 plus shipping and
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handling, you can send a pile of
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cow crap to a friend, or
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if you're into that, an enemy anonymously
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online. But
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to do this, you're not going to the local farmers field and snagging
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a pile of cow turds and putting them in a box and mailing it.
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I mean, you could, like,
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you could, you could go out and do this yourself, I
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guess, and save yourself the money. All
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you have to do is pay postage. But I think in doing
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that, you're going to lose a lot of the
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charm. But you can pay someone
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else to perform this maneuver for you.
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Um, again, you're paying for a service.
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If you visit poop
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senders.com, you can order a
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package of cow, elephant, or
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gorilla poop to send to someone
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anonymously through the mail. Or
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if you really want to splurge and you really want to give
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them a treat, you can order a combo pack.
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>> Speaker B: Now, I like the idea of getting.
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>> Speaker A: A combo pack of poop. Like someone
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ordering a case of energy drinks and you get the multi
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pack circle back up to the
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top. I told you about Werman's special golf
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juice, his very good golf juice. Um, Werman
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and I were also looking at ordering just a bunch of goat
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fuel. Wehrman's one of those people that he
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just gets email ads for all sorts.
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>> Speaker B: Of stuff and he's got to
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chase it down.
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>> Speaker A: Um, but he got one for goat fuel. And
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imagine just galloping around
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casually sipping goat fuel.
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Join the herd. You know what I'm saying? It's
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not a sponsor, but goat fuel. If you want to send me some
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goat fuel, um, that'd be flipping
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rad mostly, uh, because
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I cannot find it in a store to buy over here. We tried,
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but
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I imagine opening your mail and there's just
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a multi pack of crap.
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Just someone just totally stanked you.
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And the best part is these poop
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senders.com, man, they have these things loaded so
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well, it comes with a little note that says,
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you just got pooped on. Turn this card
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over to find out who did it. But the thing
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is, the card is inside the sealed bag
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of poop. So to, quote, figure out who did it, they have
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to open the bag.
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>> Speaker B: Of poop, thus releasing the stinky deuce.
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>> Speaker A: Orders into their nostrils. Um, and then you
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flip the card over, and it's like, we'll never tell. It's so good. It's
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such a sweet, sweet gem of a prank.
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Yeah. Go order yourself and
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get for April fools.
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>> Speaker B: They really treat somebody.
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>> Speaker A: Send them some poop in poopsenders.com.
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M. I did
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reach out to the operators of poop senders to see if they wanted to
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come on the show.
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>> Speaker B: But, uh, I never heard back. Maybe one
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day. Uh, I would love to get
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the.
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>> Speaker A: Origin story of poop senders, but
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it's a smart idea, repurposing zoo poops
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for pranks. And you can land a
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small to large bag of turds on someone's front porch.
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It's great. Poop on the doorstep. What a
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world. And
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speaking of poop on the doorstep, this brings us
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to another segment
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of poo in the news.
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This poo in the news is, ah, brought to
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you by a KUTV that is
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local Utah. I think this is the Salt Lake
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City area news, um, article
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titled Utah man puts poop in
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packages to deter porch
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pirates. The article reads, a Utah
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man who owns property in Salt Lake City. Okay, so Salt Lake
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City, Capitol Hill neighborhood. I don't know if that's.
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If you're from Salt Lake, shout at me. Is this nice?
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Um, it's probably a nicer neighborhood.
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And he's been keeping tally of how.
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>> Speaker B: Many porch packages he has had
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pirated.
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>> Speaker A: And he claims that he is at
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113 going on
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114 packages pirated
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from his front porch.
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The tally, according to
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Josh, uh, Blumenthal, uh, which is the person
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who has come up with this very good thing. He says he has security
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cameras capturing all the angles, and it doesn't stop
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him. Uh, that's the thing.
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Figure this amid news
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poo in the news rant. But this is why I think so
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many of these very good pranks have fallen by the wayside as
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ring cameras and flipping m simply
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safe security systems. Like,
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who's going to dookie foot somebody if their
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face is all over the.
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>> Speaker B: Ring camera on the front porch?
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>> Speaker A: It's just kind of too risky nowadays to
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run the dookie foot.
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>> Speaker B: M we need to workshop
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a modern.
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>> Speaker A: Year 2023 of our lord ring
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camera defensive dookie foot.
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That said, if you're getting Dookie footed.
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>> Speaker B: Or something else, put yourself a ring camera
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up.
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>> Speaker A: Um, you'll catch them, or at least you'll see what they look
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like. But Mr. Blumenthal, he
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reports that they drive up, they park, they get out, they grab
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the package.
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>> Speaker B: And they run, um, this has happened.
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>> Speaker A: To him 113 times. And you
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see these videos on YouTube of the porch pirates.
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And I see that and I just go, man, like, what is the audacity
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of these? Like, aren't you luck?
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I'm like, I would never do this. I would never steal
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somebody's stuff off their porch. Mostly because stealing's wrong,
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and you're dumb if you do it. But
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my luck, if I was going for it, I would reach
22:05
down to grab the box, and they'd open the flipping door, and
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I'd be like, well, jigs up.
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But this guy,
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blumenthal, um,
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he has been placing boxes of
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crap on his front porch.
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And he's getting pretty intricate because at first
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they were just boxes, but now he's got, like, labels, and he makes
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it look as if he has received a package in the mail.
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>> Speaker B: But really what it is, is he's.
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>> Speaker A: Just entering the cat litter or putting the
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dog poop straight into the box and just taping it
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up, throwing a label on it, and setting on his front porch.
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Now, this is genius, because
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he notes he's going to have to put the
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cat litter in the garbage can anyway. He might as well stick it in a
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box and really get some porch pirate.
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He says it's almost like an, um, art
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series. He posts the security
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camera video on social media. If you want to check this
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out. Um, uh,
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Lincoln Graves is one of the reporters
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who reported on this, but I'll see if I can find
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links and send you some links to these videos.
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>> Speaker B: It's something else.
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>> Speaker A: Um, but now people are starting, like, word is starting to get
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out. Like, if you porch pirate this dude, there's a chance
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you're getting a box of turds. And
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he has repeat offenders. That's the crazy part.
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>> Speaker B: Like, these people come back. They've even weighed them.
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>> Speaker A: They've checked the label, and
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there are some people that get mad at him.
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Like, they have the nards to roll up
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and porch pirate this guy. And then when they
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realize that they.
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>> Speaker B: Got a box of cat crap, they're.
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>> Speaker A: Like, mad at him.
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>> Speaker B: Uh.
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>> Speaker A: One thief said he was going to call the
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cops for mailing poop, to
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which Blumenthal so rightfully says, he's
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like, I'm mailing it. I just put it in a box and said out front, you're the one.
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>> Speaker B: That picked it up.
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>> Speaker A: Um, it's a fantastic prank.
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>> Speaker B: It's a phenomenal gag.
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>> Speaker A: If you live in an area where you get porch pirated
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at all, I plead
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with you.
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>> Speaker B: I beg you.
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>> Speaker A: Do this. Uh, just
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put animal crap in a box,
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tape it up, put a label on it, and stick it out in the
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front. Just make my day. Document it, take
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a picture of it, send it to us.
24:28
Privycast@gmail.com.
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This guy is a legend. Josh, uh,
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blumenthal, you are a legend. Um,
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I have so much respect for this move. It's the
24:41
perfect dad move. Like,
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you know what, kid? You want my package? You can have
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it. Receive my entire
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package full of
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brown, hot brown mess.
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So good.
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This closes out another
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who in the news.
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You know, as I noted, the
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days of ring cameras have really slowed down.
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Porch pooping, pranks and otherwise.
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Um, what a
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world. Whether
25:18
you're putting poop on your own doorstep to
25:21
deter pirates or pranking someone
25:24
else through the options of either getting poop on their
25:26
doorstep through the mail or
25:29
lighting it on fire. I hope you have a safe
25:33
and fun pranking season this year
25:37
here on privy. One of the things we try to take time to do
25:40
is we try to take time to be thankful.
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>> Speaker B: Uh.
25:46
>> Speaker A: There'S a lot of good, serious holidays, and we need those.
25:48
>> Speaker B: We need the holidays that are remembrances.
25:51
>> Speaker A: And times to slow down. But I think it's
25:54
absolutely okay to just
25:57
really let a rip sometimes on April fool's
25:59
day. Like, you need a prank every now and then. It's
26:02
okay. We can be thankful
26:05
for services like
26:08
poopsenders.com. They are quite
26:11
literally doing the dirty work. Um,
26:13
it's the Lord's work. No, we can
26:16
also be thankful that the fun that is to be had
26:19
in pranking, um, and if
26:22
you fear getting dookie footed, if you open your door and
26:25
there's anything on fire, you're going to stop.
26:29
Don't step in it. But you're going to go and you're
26:32
going to get a shovel, and you're going to scoop it up, and you're
26:35
going to take it somewhere and then deal with it. Make it
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not be on fire on your porch. Stay
26:40
calm. The flaming pile on your
26:43
porch is probably turds.
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Happy pranking.
26:50
This brings us to the end of another episode of
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>> Speaker B: Um, Lord knows that our meager donations
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are not enough.
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>> Speaker A: As we've said, keep pooping in the free world. But the
28:15
free world wasn't always free. Show them some love.
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This brings us to the end of.
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>> Speaker B: Another episode of privy.
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>> Speaker A: Thank you so much for joining us. Own your
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stank, wash your butthole.
28:27
And as always,
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don't forget to flush.