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DLHS Hour 4 | Five signs he watches too many nasty films · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, it is the deal. You can show you
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  Speaker 1: a twenty twenty six edition. Remember that if you.
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  Speaker 2: Are in Indianapolis, that will be there tomorrow to Friday,
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  Speaker 2: to Saturday and one Sunday. And also it is our
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  Speaker 2: final hour, Saint Jude Hour, and the goal is big.
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  Speaker 2: We're asking seventy six partners for seventy six partners in
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  Speaker 2: hope and partner and hope. If someone give give me
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  Speaker 2: nineteen dollars a month to Saint Jude so they can
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  Speaker 2: treat kids battling cansel and sickle selling families never ever
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  Speaker 2: get a bill. So join us when you text kids
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  Speaker 2: to seven eight five eight three three, one more time
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  Speaker 2: Kids seven eighty five eight three three and click the link.
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  Speaker 1: From Saint Jus.
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  Speaker 2: Now, if every time somebody comes to the room he
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  Speaker 2: slams his laptop shut, we're gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you why.
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  Speaker 2: Jaz, we give us five hilarious signs that he watches
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  Speaker 2: too many porno films by Dope, by mag Butler for Mada.
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  Speaker 3: Now Madam Noir. Number five.
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  Speaker 4: He always tries new move. He wants to try new
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  Speaker 4: moves all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and his wrisk is sore all the times.
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  Speaker 1: Vision Blok.
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  Speaker 4: Number four of the top five hilarious signs that he
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  Speaker 4: watches too many adult films. His browser history squeaky clean.
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  Speaker 4: They never been on the knit.
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  Speaker 1: Stop nothing, it's a very computer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god.
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  Speaker 4: Number three of the top five hilarious signs. And he
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  Speaker 4: watches so many adult films. He thinks your legs can
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  Speaker 4: be in any which way.
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  Speaker 1: But loose.
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  Speaker 3: They don't. Girl can do it.
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  Speaker 1: She can't. She has a stunt.
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  Speaker 3: Devil right right right.
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  Speaker 4: Number two in the top five hilarious signs that he
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  Speaker 4: watches too many adult films.
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  Speaker 3: He buys you a pair of plastic shoes. You know
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  Speaker 3: the cut.
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  Speaker 1: We don't mean crocks either.
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  Speaker 3: The click he collas, That's what I know now.
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  Speaker 4: The number one of the top five hilarious signs that
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  Speaker 4: he watches too many adult films. He recognizes an actress
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  Speaker 4: you've never seen.
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  Speaker 3: What Heather is?
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  Speaker 1: That never mind super never mind.
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  Speaker 2: That will do it for us, ladies, Jimen, let's close,
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  Speaker 2: strong family. We are down to seventeen more partners and
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  Speaker 2: hope to hit our goal of seventy six. Just seventeen people.
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  Speaker 2: Texting it right now would help cover a full day
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  Speaker 2: of ICU care for a Saint Jude patient.
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  Speaker 1: Make it happen.
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  Speaker 2: Text kids to seven eight five eight three three. One
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  Speaker 2: more time. Text kids to seven eight five eight three
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  Speaker 2: three and click the link for Saint Jude. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to be, of course, in Indianapolis. I'm going to be
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  Speaker 2: at the Helium Club Club Headium two Friday, two Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: and one Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: So come check me out.
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  Speaker 2: If you're taking notes from Jasmine Sanders, What did you
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  Speaker 2: learn today?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I learned something that I'm a little uncomfortable with
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  Speaker 4: because I didn't get the I didn't get to remember.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently the Target fast is over. I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't either.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? Did they didn't know?
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  Speaker 3: But apparently I guess.
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  Speaker 4: I guess, uh yeah, Pastor Brian, and I guess Tamika
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  Speaker 4: Mallory and all the Until Freedom co founder and Nina
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  Speaker 4: Brian and all the people who actually called for the
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  Speaker 4: boycott in the first place.
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  Speaker 3: Have they met with executives from Target?
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  Speaker 4: And they found out that they Target lost somewhere between
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  Speaker 4: twelve and fifteen billion dollars in market value thanks to
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  Speaker 4: the boycott. And I guess now they're having conversations and dialogue.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's you know, in the right direction.
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  Speaker 4: I'm assuming it is. If they've called the boycott off,
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I didn't know we were going back up
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  Speaker 4: in Targar yet.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of black people into commercials now, so
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  Speaker 3: thank you so well. I'm about to get back up
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  Speaker 3: at Target.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, miss thank you?
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  Speaker 3: What the green light? Let me tell you something. I
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  Speaker 3: was steadfast.
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  Speaker 4: I did not go to Target for nothing, and it
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  Speaker 4: could have been convened. It was very convenient in some situations,
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  Speaker 4: and I just did not do it.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm going to be misinformation.
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  Speaker 3: Break it fast, Yeah, Verify, hold on, let me check Google,
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  Speaker 3: carry on.
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  Speaker 1: Skip my man cheating them on you learn today, I'm
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  Speaker 1: ordering my rates of blades from Target. Hold on a second.
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  Speaker 3: There you go go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: All right, coming up, We're going to the next deal
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  Speaker 2: with the Huge Guys Party. Plus we're gonna give you
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  Speaker 2: another hot new song of my Day, Butt of the Week,
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  Speaker 2: and another episode where people get.
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  Speaker 1: To tell me exactly what they think of me called.
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  Speaker 2: Hey y'all, hang on, you don't want to miss it
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  Speaker 2: out tomorrow begetting that thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a damn thing you can do about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's the deal, a human show. We will definitely see
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  Speaker 1: you on the other side.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle, my favorite show bus operator, full less string.
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  Speaker 1: We got to go. It's the deal. Hugles shall see
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  Speaker 1: you on the other side.