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Notable News Ep. 45 - Desert Island and House Fire!!! · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow you.
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  Speaker 2: Could be a seat model star. I was sixteen at
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  Speaker 2: the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook get
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  Speaker 2: up with a witch and that was that. Cats can
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  Speaker 2: smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean that
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  Speaker 2: they're happy.
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  Speaker 3: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 3: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmy Moon is a star. Her looks looks weren't
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  Speaker 2: part of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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  Speaker 1: for Janas.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll see.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, notable fans. I was trying to do anich accent,
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  Speaker 1: but I lost it.
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  Speaker 3: Hellovna, how's it going?
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  Speaker 1: It's so good because where's people?
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  Speaker 2: It talks?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any beans with my sticks?
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  Speaker 2: Like that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? What's something? We have a fun episode today.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been on like kind of like vacation ish
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  Speaker 2: like taking time off. So thank you for uh re
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  Speaker 2: listening to some of our retro episodes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Jeff Mandy and then we're both you. You went
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  Speaker 3: like Jeff and I'm many name.
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  Speaker 2: We should still continue the podcast. Even if we both
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  Speaker 2: get like MS or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or dementia. Where am I?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Sorry, okay, if you're still listening today, we're catching
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  Speaker 2: up Andy, what's going on over there?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: You know, just kind of what the summertime, you know
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  Speaker 3: we do in Oregon, Uh, summertime. You ho, a lot
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  Speaker 3: of shit happens in summertime. So sometimes we take little breaks.
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  Speaker 3: And another reason is sometimes it's like a hundred fucking
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  Speaker 3: areas it's too hot to record. So that's one reason
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  Speaker 3: we kind of take some breaks too. So we really
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  Speaker 3: appreciate everybody hanging around listening and checking out this old episodes,
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  Speaker 3: Like Jeffai, I don't know why I'm saying this again,
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  Speaker 3: but so we have a uh I'm thinking we.
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  Speaker 1: Call it a nugget.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of like a nugget. I got some
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  Speaker 2: news for everyone to some news nugget and some nugget news.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, I just kidding. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I guess the first thing is I have a
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  Speaker 2: lot to talk about, but all to start with one thing.
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  Speaker 2: So the other night I had such a freaking headache
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  Speaker 2: and it was like a bad one and it was
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  Speaker 2: like behind my eyes, like probably stressed related or something
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  Speaker 2: like that. So I got some tiler and all from
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  Speaker 2: Jeremy because I'm a little baby and I can't get
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  Speaker 2: tiling all myself. And then I would drink some gatorading
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  Speaker 2: and a pop chart and went to bed like super early.
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  Speaker 2: Around like eleven PM, I heard all of our smoke
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  Speaker 2: alarms going on. Oh shit, and our home was like
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  Speaker 2: filled with smoke. So I was like, what the heck,
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  Speaker 2: And Jeremy was like in the hallway like fanning something
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  Speaker 2: but like a towel, and I guess he had started
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  Speaker 2: even though summertime, like you were just saying, it's super
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  Speaker 2: fucking hot, he had decided to start a fire in
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  Speaker 2: our fireplace. And I guess somehow like the flute or
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  Speaker 2: like thing got closed and it took a while for
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  Speaker 2: us to realize that. So at around this time, I
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  Speaker 2: was like disoriented. My blood pressure was like super low
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  Speaker 2: because my naight Tim heads and Marissa like super fan.
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  Speaker 2: Marissa shot out. Marissa was coming over because she had
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  Speaker 2: some stuff going on and was needing comfort of a friend,
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  Speaker 2: and I think she and then Tanya, you know friend
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  Speaker 2: friends of the podcast, My baby mama came over and
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  Speaker 2: or came home and was like just went out and
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  Speaker 2: was wearing like a short dress, and Tanya like is
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  Speaker 2: a kind of handy woman, so she figured out what
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  Speaker 2: to do with the with the fireplace, and apparently she
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  Speaker 2: was like, you know, on her hands and knees, and
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  Speaker 2: then like her dress was like writing up. And then
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  Speaker 2: she doesn't always wear underwear when she goes out, and
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  Speaker 2: it was just like a lot going on there when
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  Speaker 2: I didn't see anything, but I have seen her vagina
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  Speaker 2: before because I told you like about like on the
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  Speaker 2: phone thing. Yeah, so so it's just a lot. And
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  Speaker 2: then Tony was like, what's going on? Mursa, you came
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  Speaker 2: over to help with the smoke issue, and Marissa like
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  Speaker 2: went out to her car and was like upset. And
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  Speaker 2: then anyways, and then I was still trying to figure
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  Speaker 2: out stuff. We have all the windows open, everything like that.
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  Speaker 2: And then Jeremy's outside talking to Marissa and like having
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  Speaker 2: a conversation, and I'm like, go out there, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: they weren't talking about the home, our house full of smoke, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they were talking about other stuff. And I'm like, should
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  Speaker 2: we call him on one?
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  Speaker 1: Dire is a situation, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Because I went into the living room and I could
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  Speaker 2: feel like the hot fire smoke in my throat and
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  Speaker 2: in my lungs, and I'm like, should we call name
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  Speaker 2: on one? But anyways, it all worked out.
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  Speaker 3: If you think about like that seems like a like
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  Speaker 3: a scene from like a TV show. Yeah, Like you know,
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  Speaker 3: you fall asleep, you wake up, the whole house is smoky.
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  Speaker 3: You see some lady wearing a dress on her hands
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  Speaker 3: and knees fixing the fire that doesn't have any under
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  Speaker 3: her on. There's someone crying outside. Yeah, your fiance's outside
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  Speaker 3: talking and you're like, You're like, I just had a
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  Speaker 3: puff char What the fu?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And and the great thing is is we just got
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  Speaker 2: like cameras installed throughout like the extra of our house.
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  Speaker 2: So a lot of like our shenanigans are caught on tape.
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  Speaker 2: It's so fucking good, not but like on the cloud.
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  Speaker 1: Or whatever I wish we had, Like you just have
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of hs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we go over and watch like a like a
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  Speaker 2: like a like our slide shows. This is when talm
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  Speaker 2: you've been to like, but yeah, I thought that was
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  Speaker 2: that was a wild little time. While we're off. Another
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  Speaker 2: thing that happened today, I went to the gym for
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  Speaker 2: the first time in a while, and I like, took
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  Speaker 2: a selfie and I don't take selfies. Was like, I've
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  Speaker 2: seen people take selfies when they get Starbucks in their
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  Speaker 2: car and they're like doing like this kind of thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's podcast. You can't see it, but they're like, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm not really for it. But I was like, I
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  Speaker 2: thought it would be funny. And then my cousin messaged
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  Speaker 2: me shout out Melissa and she was like, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know what she was talking about, but she said, like
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  Speaker 2: husband material thirst trap and then zaddika because my beard
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  Speaker 2: is getting grayer, and I was like, thank you, refer
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  Speaker 2: to that picture. I'm like, did you see the picture? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's a thirst trap, but teach their own.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so the best part of working out is using
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  Speaker 2: the hydro bed afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's a thirst trap.
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  Speaker 2: I'm digging my beer like it's really elong gate in
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  Speaker 2: my face.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, so, but those are the main things for now
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  Speaker 2: that I'm going to share by some other things a
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  Speaker 2: little bit later on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So thinking one kind of fun idea for this
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  Speaker 3: nugget is, you know, maybe get to no handy a
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  Speaker 3: little bit bit and if you want to jump into
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  Speaker 3: on yours, totally cool. But when I was growing up,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why, but I used to watch BBC
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  Speaker 3: a lot. It's a it's a British Columbia or it's
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  Speaker 3: from like England, BBC four. They have multiple channels, but
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  Speaker 3: this specific thing was on BBC four.
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  Speaker 1: So it's it's a game show.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of not really the game show, Okay, I'll explain it.
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  Speaker 3: So it's called Desert Island Discs. So this was created
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  Speaker 3: in nineteen forty two by Roy palm Ley and the
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  Speaker 3: show it's really simple, but it's always really fun.
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  Speaker 1: Essentially, what you do.
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  Speaker 3: Is the guest selects eight pieces of music and explains
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  Speaker 3: how these uh these albums, why they would pick that.
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  Speaker 3: So if you're on a desert island, you have to
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  Speaker 3: pick eight albums that you would bring with you and
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  Speaker 3: give a little reason why. And then you also have
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  Speaker 3: to pick one book. What it's already included is you
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  Speaker 3: already have the Bible and the complete works of Shakespeare,
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  Speaker 3: and then you bring one book, and then you bring
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  Speaker 3: an antimate luxury item, so you know, yeah, just I
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  Speaker 3: can't say that any better luxury item. And then there's
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  Speaker 3: one final choice. Are you gonna get down on this?
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  Speaker 3: I don't get down, so I'll go first and then
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  Speaker 3: I'll give you some time to think.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So these are the eight albums I would pick. So
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  Speaker 3: I would pick Cheap Trick Live at Buddhacon, of course.
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  Speaker 3: And the reason why is because that's the first time
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  Speaker 3: I really got into music and wanted to learn how
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  Speaker 3: to play music. And so if it wasn't for Cheap Trick,
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  Speaker 3: my whole life trajectory I think would be different because
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  Speaker 3: so much of me being in high school was like
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  Speaker 3: I was so focused on my band, playing shows, things
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  Speaker 3: like that, and I think it is a really cool
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  Speaker 3: pivotal moment of my life. And I can trace the
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  Speaker 3: all the way back to Cheap Trick when I was
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  Speaker 3: in first grade, when I got super into Cheap Trick.
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  Speaker 3: The second album is Cheap Trick, self titled nineteen ninety seven.
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  Speaker 3: It's because my dad just joined the army and he
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  Speaker 3: went to basic training, but right before he left, this
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  Speaker 3: album came out and he bought it for me and
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  Speaker 3: I listened to all the time. And not just because
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  Speaker 3: of that, but I do think it's their best album
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  Speaker 3: of all time.
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  Speaker 1: Every single song is a banger, wonderful. My third one
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  Speaker 1: would be MxPx Let It Happen.
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  Speaker 3: When I first started getting learning how to play bass,
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  Speaker 3: I was really MxPx.
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  Speaker 1: I learned a.
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  Speaker 3: Lot of the songs on base of that album, and
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  Speaker 3: there's thirty two tracks on there, so it's a really
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  Speaker 3: long one with a bunch of different variety. My fourth
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  Speaker 3: one would be My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's one of the best albums of all time.
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  Speaker 3: There's only one song I skip, and it's not even
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  Speaker 3: a full song, but every single song on the album
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  Speaker 3: I think is like nine out of ten. I think
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  Speaker 3: it's one of the best albums of all time. Then
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  Speaker 3: I have Counting Crows August and everything after. It's the
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  Speaker 3: very first one. I like to feel sad sometimes, so
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  Speaker 3: if I like, I like to put that on if
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I want to be sad and like cry.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's just a great and the lyrics are
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  Speaker 3: wonderful music, the harmonies, everything is one like just perfect.
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  Speaker 3: The second one would be their their follow up CD,
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  Speaker 3: which might be better, which is crazy Counting Crows with
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  Speaker 3: covering the satellites, same thing as the first one, very poignant,
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  Speaker 3: lyrics just wonderful. It really makes you feel if you
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  Speaker 3: listen lyrics and the music just wonderfully done. Then I
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  Speaker 3: have iNFiNiT Annihilator The palpable Leprosy of Pollution. I think
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  Speaker 3: that's the heaviest metal album like of all time, and
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  Speaker 3: there's only two people in the band. Every single song
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  Speaker 3: is just so good and so heavy. Then I would
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  Speaker 3: have Bright Eyes Lifted or The Story Is in the
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  Speaker 3: Soil Keep Your Ears to the Ground. It has my
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  Speaker 3: favorite Briday songs on the album, and Bright Days was
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  Speaker 3: a big part of my life too, So those would
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  Speaker 3: be my eight albums that I would pick.
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  Speaker 1: The book I would choose is I never read.
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  Speaker 3: This book, but it's one of the longest books in history.
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  Speaker 3: It's called Showgun by James Clavell. It has one and
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  Speaker 3: fifty two pages. It's a gripping dive into feudal Japan
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  Speaker 3: that is packed with politics, samurai culture, and high stake strategy.
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  Speaker 3: And the reason I would pick that is since I've
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  Speaker 3: never read it before, I feel like you would keep
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  Speaker 3: me engaged for a long time. And then because you're
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  Speaker 3: on a desert island for who who knows how long,
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  Speaker 3: so it's going to keep me engaged. I've never read it,
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  Speaker 3: so it's you know, going to be exciting. And then
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  Speaker 3: after I read it, there's no way you can remember
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  Speaker 3: over a thousand pages. So after you give a little
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  Speaker 3: bit of time, you can read it again and kind
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  Speaker 3: of and it's takes it takes.
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  Speaker 1: A long time.
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  Speaker 3: And my one inanimate luxury item is a reclining massage
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  Speaker 3: chair because I think it.
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  Speaker 1: Would be nice just to because.
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  Speaker 3: You can sleep on it becaus it reclines and it's comfortable,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm assuming there's some kind of electricity to actually
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  Speaker 3: have it work. So uh yeah, And then there's one
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  Speaker 3: special question, but I'll let ego first, and then i'll uh,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I haven't. I haven't. I've been trying to. Just
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna be rocking out on that island.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's gonna be like people are.
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  Speaker 2: And the good thing too about the music you chose
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  Speaker 2: is people like flying by or driving by with their
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  Speaker 2: boats might hear you be like like, hey, that metal
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  Speaker 2: music doesn't sound like it's it's.
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  Speaker 1: Like a monkey the monkey. Yeah, And then.
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  Speaker 2: They go to the island. It's a bunch of monkeys
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  Speaker 2: because you well.
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  Speaker 1: But it's the monkeys the band from the sixties and.
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  Speaker 2: Then they take their masks off and it's you all you.
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  Speaker 2: So does this island have animals on it that are
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  Speaker 2: like monkeys because you can train the monkeys by listening
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  Speaker 2: to the music to be form a band. Probably so fun.
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  Speaker 2: Then you get rescued, then you guys go on tour
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  Speaker 2: like you guys make millions. Yeah, for sure, it'd be
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  Speaker 2: bananas Okay, Oh okay, So I would say, uh number one.
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  Speaker 2: I think one of my favorite albums of all time
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  Speaker 2: is uh Fleetwood Mac the Dance. It's a live nineteen
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  Speaker 2: eighty seven like album. It's so good, it's so great.
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  Speaker 2: I'm also gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Choose yeah, live one do I'm it's probably like a
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  Speaker 3: bunch of songs from different eras.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so you have kind of a whole yeah okay, And.
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  Speaker 2: It's like using like a clip of like Stev Nicks,
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  Speaker 2: like really singing that song to Lindsay biking Ham. It's
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  Speaker 2: just such a great album. And I would also say
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna switch to I'm gonna get some musicals in there.
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  Speaker 2: So let's do like rocky Horror, Let's do cabaret, Let's
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: do Chicago, and let's do oh let's also do some
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  Speaker 2: Disney ones too, like Lion King, Little Mermaid, Beauty and
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  Speaker 2: the Beast. So then I can kind of don't have
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  Speaker 2: a TV or anything, so that I can kind of
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  Speaker 2: like reenact and perform for the monkeys, and then I
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  Speaker 2: could train my monkeys to do like a like a
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  Speaker 2: theater group.
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  Speaker 1: And I almost put Hamilton on there, but I.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, well, if I switch it with m XPX,
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  Speaker 3: then like for me, since I learned how to play
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  Speaker 3: bass and played a lot of their songs, I feel
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  Speaker 3: like I'd be kind of like taking away my bass playing.
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  Speaker 3: And then I'm like, maybe bright Eyes. But if there's
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  Speaker 3: a there's a few songs on there tour, I can
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  Speaker 3: never hear again. I don't know, so Hamilton might be honest.
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  Speaker 2: All get Hamilton. I'll put that on mine so that
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  Speaker 2: I can practice and learn it, and then when we
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  Speaker 2: get rescued or if you're on the next island over,
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  Speaker 2: I can send our the swimming monkeys and deliver.
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  Speaker 3: It because let's say Alexander Hamilton. Yeah, and with this,
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  Speaker 3: it's funny because eight seems like a lot, but when
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  Speaker 3: you actually start doing it, you're like it's not nearly enough,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think I think I would mainly just do Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I would do Queen greatest hits. Let's just do that,
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  Speaker 2: Let's do I'm sorry, I'm gonna go savage with it,
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  Speaker 2: like just go basic. I'm gonna do just greatest hits
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  Speaker 2: like Duran, Duran Greatest Hits. Let's do the Wall and
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: dark side of the mood Pink Floyd. So at night
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  Speaker 2: I can just like smoke out with my monkey friends
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  Speaker 2: and just like just fucking feel it. Let's do oh.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna do some type of like one of
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  Speaker 2: those Oh no, would be stupid. I was gonna say
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  Speaker 2: one of those new songs or sound things where it's
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  Speaker 2: like a SMR but like we're on an island.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: You get yeah, ocean beach fronts or get one.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like like New York City or something or like whatever,
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  Speaker 2: so I can like hear people, so I won't go
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  Speaker 2: completely insane.
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  Speaker 1: But then your monkey start getting jealous. We're not good
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  Speaker 1: enough for you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I think, oh, that would be a
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  Speaker 4: good song, a good band to form a cover band with,
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  Speaker 4: because to my knowledge, monkeys don't speak English, they speak
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  Speaker 4: Japanese and Spanish anyways.
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  Speaker 2: So I think a lot of show to a lot
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  Speaker 2: of show tunes music, uh, conceptual albums, so I can
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  Speaker 2: really just like zone out for a little bit. So
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  Speaker 2: I think that's kind of my vibe. Okay, what's the
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  Speaker 2: next question?
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  Speaker 1: Book? Yeah, one book.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, a really really really really thick coloring book.
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  Speaker 1: Oh there, that would be good.
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  Speaker 2: And I was also thinking about this, So I don't
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: know if this exists or not, but like there's some
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: books out there like I don't want to read, but
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  Speaker 2: I think we should, like like uh, Kamala Harris his
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  Speaker 2: book like one hundred and seven Days talks about her
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: campaign like the shortest campaign, and his like whatever, I'm
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: not going to read that, but like let's turn that
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: into like a coloring book. There you go, and then
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: I could there could be like a page where it's
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: like you know, when Joe Biden was like spacing out
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: and like well like that kind of thing. We could
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: be like yeah, and then we could do one you
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: know Trump's like there ain't the.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Dogs, you know, there's a page.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So I think that we should start turning
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Like I've never read the Bible, but if there was
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: a coloring book of it, yeah, I would read that
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: the no coloring book, and then what's what's the next one?
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: An animate object luxury item.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Could be like a boat or is that not fun?
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: It's like if you get one, wish would be well,
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: somebody wish it more like fuck you.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Mine is either between like a flush light or massage
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: share and I'm like, I'm gonna go massage chair.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Oh and you can't use a flush light because like
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: then the monkey you like, walk in and the monkeys.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can trade the monkeys to use it on you,
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: but then I guess you could just have them give
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: you hand jobs. That's kind of ra I feel like
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: it's you could give the monkeys a hand Wait.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's less bastiality to have sex with
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: the monkey than it is to like have sex with
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: like a butterfly.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: But if the monkey's using a flesh light, there's really no.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Reality that's uh or you have so the monkey is
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: we'll be done with this part of sands. The monkey's
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: master reading but not moving, and then you're moving its
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: armed Yeah yeah, because you're not touching. It's like the
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: reverse rudder or something Dutch rudder. Yeah, so you're Dutch ruddering,
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: So you're not there's no monkey molestation.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Because we are anti monkey molestation. We'll say it on
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: the podcasts are stepping on we will die on this.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no monkeys mestation molestation. Okay, so my luck sure
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: item would be oh shit, Okay, So are we sticking
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: with the monkey vein? Because I'm like thinking, like you
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: brought it up, So I'm thinking, like, can I can
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: I watch a movie? Like can I bring like a
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: movie theater?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Sure, okay, like outdoor like Gillian's Island movie theater where
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: like it's clear that like it's made out of coconut,
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: So then I can show them Planet of the Apes.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: So then I'm like, hey, guys, when we're done with
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: this place, like this is what we're conquering.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Have you ever watched there's like five Planet the Apes
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: movies from like the sixties to like I think like
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: eighty nine ish.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I have like little snippets in my head of it.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: But there's one and I remember seeing this as a
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: little kid and I watched it recently. It's fucking wild,
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: So I think it's like the third one or something.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: But basically these two apes go.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Back in time to right when the who's actor cold
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: dead hand.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Clint Eastwood, No, not Robert Rett, no, Johnny Well.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Anyways, once the main guy, you know, damn you you
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: blew it up? What the fuck is his name?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Ernest?
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Any movie would be better if the main character Charleston Hessen.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Uh so if they go back in time like right
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: after he left right camera, right before he left anyways,
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: so then they eventually there's a lot of like kissing
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: in that movie that there's a lot of mouth kissing
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: to the humans to the apes, which is but it's
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: not like in a sexual way, but like it's enough
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: to where like the big pucker. I don't know, it's
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: weird anyways, But the end of the movie is the
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: President's Chief Scientific Officer shoots them dead, but it's really graphic.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Uh And there's.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: One where like the the guy monkey is or the
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: guy ape is underneath his blanket and then the chief
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know why, the president Chiefs Science head officer,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: he starts shooting the blanket and so you see like
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: the corpse.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's really fucking it's wild.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I was thinking we should maybe like it's a fucking
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: wild ass movie. And then there's like parties, like they're
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: drinking and smoking because the apes speak English, right, But
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: there's one where one of the scientists is like, do
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: you want some alcohol? And the lady apes like sure,
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: but it's like, you don't know how this is going
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: to affect apes. You're just giving him cigarettes and alcohol
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: and stuff. And then it finds out the ape is
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: pregnant and he still keeps giving her alcohol, Like aren't
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: you a doctor, shincet, You know that's probably not Anyways,
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: it's a wild fucking movie, man.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I need we need to I need to see
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: some some monkeys, human kissing.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: The guy like puckers his lips every it's weird. Ye okay,
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: So I want to tell you there's one final question. Yeah, okay,
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: So the one final question is now, after you said
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: all that for those albums, now you're gonna get rescued
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: and you can only take one with you.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Which would it be?
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Take one of the records the albums? Oh oh, probably
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Fleetwood back because then I can't like love them obviously, Like,
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: but this is gonna I'm gonna be on the news
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: with when I get saved from the des Ryland and
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Fleetwood Mac is still around for the most part ri
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Ip Queen Christy McFee. But I could probably use this
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: to meet Stevie Nicks.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking for me, it'd probably be the
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: ninety seven Cheap Trick self titled album, just because I
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: think that's like the best album of all time and
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: every song on there great.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: So wait a second, so can't you just.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: I know it's like you can buy another more and later,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: but I think it's suposed to be like which one
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: is the most important to you?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: You gotcha?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: So I'll probably go to the ninety seven.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I'd probably save one of the monkeys. I'm like, no,
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I need the fleetood back one. Let me come with you, Jeff, No, Stacy, Yeah,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: we know what happens in an inter specie relationship. I'm heterosexual.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: By the way, No.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Stacey, you're nagging too much. You're like a real asshole.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good that turnout gay.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Really. So we were gonna record this episode a few
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: weeks ago.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, So I had another little segment on birthdays of
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: when this was supposed to and I think it was
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: supposed to be released last Tuesday, which.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Was the fourth. Oh okay, So anyways, here's some birthdays.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: If this comes out in the future from now, which
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: it will because we're recorded at this moment, then last
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Tuesday wasn't the fourth.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: So I think this, this episode of recorder right now
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: is supposed to come on August fourth, So I thought
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: of some kind of fun things, but it doesn't make
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: any sense.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Now, but I already wrote it down.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: So here are some birthdays on today's episode, August fourth episode,
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: political and public.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Figure Barack Obama. Oh, happy birthday, Megan.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Markle Greta Gerwig, Billy Bob Thornton, and Louis Armstrong, jazz trumpeteer,
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: singer and the first person on the moon f.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Mary Kill, Billy, Billy what's his name? Billy Thornton, Billy
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Bob Thornton, Barack Obama, Louis Armstrong.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Louis Armstrong really was on the moon for anybody listening, Wait,
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: he was on the moon.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: He wasn't really, I said he was, but he was
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: the jazz guy.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I just believe anything to here. I'm like, wow,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: he really had a diverse career, Like, uh.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: He was warning nineteen oh one, Louis Armstrong, so he
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: would have been sixty five or something.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: He was like overweight his whole life.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know when he died, but uh, could you imagine, Like,
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: all right, Louis, you're the only one that we can
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: send to the moon. He's like, why me, Yeah, oh
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: that's funny. So I would kill Billy Bob Thornton. You know,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I would probably f Barack because I think he's the
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: most attractive out of all of them.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: And then I'd.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Marry Louis because he probably has some really cool stories
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: and he seems really nice and he could like like
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: play the trumpet when I'm going to bed or whatever.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: It's really loud in my ears. Goddamn it, Louis, I
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: think I would.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: I think I would probably, I guess kill Barack Obama
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: just because I don't want him to die. But like,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: if I marry him, I'm gonna like fill his world
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: with controversy. And then if I fuck him, like that's
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: gonna get out. It's gonna be controversy.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Well, and if you marry him, then everything we said
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: in the last episode about him and Michelle are null
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: and void because he would have to get divorced to
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: marry you.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Ship.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: So if I get together, if I marry Barack, Obama
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: does that episode get a like disappear.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Listening you can't see, but I'm looking at my hands
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: and they're they're fading away.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: And then I would fuck uh Billy Bob Thornton just
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: you know, like he looks like he has like, uh, chlamydia,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: but I feel like he sweats a lot too.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and like he probably wears like wife huggers a lot,
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: and he's like really sweaty.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I am, but I just think. I think because I
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: don't want to fuck Louis Armstrong, He'll be like I'm
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: old and dead, like I'm old, and then he rips
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: all your you're having sex with?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Who are having sex with?
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Louis Armstrong? He uh nope, Okay, uh great episode.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, we hit everything. We try to hit
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: every episode, Monkey Moull, the Station, Louis Armstrong.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: So I don't know if this is true or not,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: but I remember hearing about it kind of. So do
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: you you know like Osama bin Laden.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know him personally, but I've heard of him. Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, So they did like that raid or whatever, and
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: they killed him and he had like so many wives,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: like a handful of wives. Do you know what I'm
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: going with this?
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: No, I thin'ren talk about It was on his computer
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: and I was like, crazy, Oh, okay, you are the porno.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the porno. But then he had like a munch
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: of like Nickelodeon cartoons and it's.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Just like what I was like hearing about this. I
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: was telling people about it, and I'm like, the when
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: I heard about it, because he has all of these wives,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: and I personally like, I'm not dogging on like polyamory,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: but I doubt he's very like pro women. I'm just
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: going to guess. And but he's okay. Number one, he's
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: a terrorist. Number two, he's a plagamaiss And then I go,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: then I'm like, you have all these wives, but you're
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: still looking at porn right like so many?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: And I even hid, like hide it better, bro, like
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: delete your browser history for sure. So that blew my
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: fucking mind. Another thing that happened really quick that I
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: want to talk to you about. Do you know what
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Life three sixty is?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah? So the app where you can see other people.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we have that with me, Jeremy and Marissa.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I don't get notifications, but I don't get the point
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: of it. But what was I gonna say? Oh, Jeremy
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: sent me so our little group, our circle, it's called
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: the Circle Jerks, which I think that's pretty fun. But
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: what I do like about it is I can see
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: like because Jeremy and I are both really bad about
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: charging our phones. But Jeremy sent me this thing call
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: like it does this evaluation on you. Okay, so life
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: three sixty weekly driving report, and it sends it so
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: out of me Marissa and Jeremy. Who do you think
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: is like the best driver, Jeremy, Jeremy, who would you say? Second?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I've never seen you or Marissa drive? I'm gonna say
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: year second.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So Jeremy, it tracks risky events. Oh so
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I guess if you like sam in your breaks too
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: much or swerve protect the sex. And so Jeremy had
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: uh five or eight in a week? Eight risky events.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: That's that's a lot.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: It seems like a lot. Yeah, because I drive probably six.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Days a week, yeah, five six, Yeah, So he had eight.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I had twenty four?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Whoa eight twenty four Kobe.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Oh and then Marissa had I love Versa so much,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: she had ninety eight a week a.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Week that's fucking wild a lot. That is a lot. Wow.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, that's fourteen a day. If you drive seven
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: days a week, that's fourteen risky moment like so much
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: I would be that's like Evil Knievel didn't take that
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: many roofs.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: It was really eye opening. So I told Jeremy. I
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: was like, this is the first, like my eyes are
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: open during this circle jerk like I am like, which
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I thought was a funny joke because I get a
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: circle jerk. I imagine if I'm in a circle jerk,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I'm in the middle, surrounded by everybody. I'm gonna get scirged.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, are you still jerking?
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Probably not, but I've never been listener. I've never been
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: in a.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Circle jerk and listener, I'm not a huge fan of
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: the band. Finally have some good.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: They have a band called Circle Jerk.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: It's one of the first like pivotal pump bands ever
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: and actually they they're still touring now and they started
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: like eighty one seventy nine.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Long time.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Circle Jerk's not my thing, but Dutch Rivert it was
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: called Dutch Rudder with monkeys on an island. Sign me up.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they I'm not gonna I'm done thinking about that, Okay.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: I like, I don't think anybody brought in the monkeys
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: thing ever, and then you brought on yourself.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: You go. Are we still you made it up? Yeah?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I took you there. I took you there.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: What else is going on?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Nothing? Really? Yeah, I'm pretty pumped for that Laura Ash
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: concert you and I are going to. This should be
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: a good time.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Listener if we have another call to action. So last
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: week's episode, it was our title TB TBT TBD, but
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: but notable. Saga really really wants Lauren Ash on our
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: episode of our podcast. So if she hasn't agreed to
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: be on it yet, let's spam the fuck out of
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: her because she needs to be on it. Come on,
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Laura and Ash. Yeah, and we're gonna be seeing you anyways.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Not in a weird way. We bought tickets to the concert. Yeah,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: We're like, we're gonna see you and knocking over it sounds.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Weird, yeah, but yeah. So Laura and Ash, if you're listening,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: please come on the podcast, and if you have agreed
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: to it, then stand down listener, she's coming. Other things
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: we got going on is if you the Cascade Aids Project.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Aids AIDS Walk twenty twenty six is coming up, So
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: in our social media there's links. If you want to
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: support Gus Gus, he's going to be walked in again.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Last year he wore like a beautiful red gown, So
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: there we go. You can support that. You can also
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: if you want to sponsor UH Special Olympics athletes in
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Oregon UH for a season, we send you a plaque
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: with a team photo, weekly updates. If you're a small business,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: it's a great way for marketing but also making a
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: difference in the athletes lives of Special Olympics. So all
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: that information is almost on our social media.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's all good causes.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: And let's give it up to Jeff because he does
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: a lot for people that he doesn't like, Uh, he
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: doesn't like.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Do it for recognition, just you have good heart and
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I'm glad to know a lot of people.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Then if you see, if you thank you, if you
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: see me like, oh, hey, I think I'm gonna volunteer
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: that like monkeys Like I don't know about that, Yeah,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: but no I don't. I don't want to have sex
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: with monkeys and I don't want to jerk them off.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't look it up though, because but no, just
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: for the perfect record, I don't have such like if
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I was gonna have, if I the sexiest animal is
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: a horse, come on, like with all the muscles and
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: them being all naked and stuff.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Uh So there is an organ primate rescue about one
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: hundred and fifteen miles north of Longview, Washing let's go.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: So that's not and there's.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so which is there's like a monkey that's like
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: waving at us or whatever. We're just like making it
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: ring with ones.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Maybe we do a special episode where we go to
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: that monkey sanctuary sanctuary.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: If they're a smaller monkey, I think we could. Okay,
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: we bring like a wig, we bring like a dress.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Or whatever for us or for the monkey to put.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: On a monkey and we like have the monkey get
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: in our car really balk and they're like this is
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: sounded like kind of weird trafficking.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: We had, like we don't watch it.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: We're not gonnything about that.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: We're not traf monkeys.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Everybody that's wonder they don't email us at our email
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: asking for a monkey because we can't help you.
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  Speaker 1: I heard of reading all those emails.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't think about the trafficking aspect, and then we'd
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  Speaker 2: be like saving them.
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  Speaker 1: We go to like federal prison.
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  Speaker 3: What happened. We put a wig on a monkey. It
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  Speaker 3: happens to the best of us. You know, shark tank
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  Speaker 3: over there, that's his problem.
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  Speaker 2: It's like the gift shop. We stop by the gift
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  Speaker 2: shop on the way out. You can get one thing,
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  Speaker 2: and then the little monkey in the wig is.
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  Speaker 1: Like, no, you know, I don't need any more sugar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my gosh. And the person feels bad as
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  Speaker 2: they give our monkey a sticker or something, and.
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  Speaker 1: Then the monkey gets crazy wild in the car. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They work with monkeys all day, but like, yet we
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  Speaker 2: put like a shitty Amazon wig on it. It can't
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  Speaker 2: be a monkey.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they'd be like, this is no idiot would come
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  Speaker 3: and try to traffic a monkey, right.
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  Speaker 2: Or if we wanted to get like two or three monkeys,
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: we stack them on top of each.
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  Speaker 1: Other, trench coat, french coat.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, hello, tall person, tall hair, Yeah, so good, okay, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: but it turns out the person working takes those masks
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  Speaker 3: and it's a monkey.
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  Speaker 2: So it's run by monkeys. Yeah, that's kind of like
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  Speaker 2: what like rehabits for like humans.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, ship, here we go, so we're not creeps.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Let's go to a rehab place instill somebody.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah there we come on, like we got a wig
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  Speaker 2: for you, John, like like little little things of like
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  Speaker 2: math and often like a little trail after our car.
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  Speaker 1: But then we take our masks off and it's monkeys.
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  Speaker 2: And we're monkeys. And then he takes his mask off
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  Speaker 2: and he's Marissa what twist? Okay, listen, there's so much
• 32:41
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