Latest / Not Another Football Podcast / Sanjeev Kohli
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- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome to an episode of Not in a Lot of
- 0:06Speaker 1: Football Podcasts with myself, Simon don Let and my friend
- 0:09Speaker 1: Jackie Mike in Amara and our next guest as the
- 0:12Speaker 1: legend himself.
- 0:14Speaker 2: See that way, I'm good.
- 0:17Speaker 3: But the problem is you can call something from Scotland
- 0:20Speaker 3: legend because we don't take compliments well and that's when
- 0:23Speaker 3: we get a vibe because I don't know. Do I
- 0:25Speaker 3: want to stab you now because I don't know what
- 0:28Speaker 3: to do?
- 0:28Speaker 2: A lot of positive established maybe have you noticed this?
- 0:32Speaker 3: Maybe not a particularly Scottish thing, but if you want,
- 0:37Speaker 3: if you want to find out most most of okay,
- 0:39Speaker 3: I'm gonna be slightly gender specifically. If you want to
- 0:41Speaker 3: find out where a woman but her outfit for how
- 0:44Speaker 3: much it cost her? Tell us she looks nice, you
- 0:46Speaker 3: look lovely.
- 0:47Speaker 2: Pre Mark. I'm not a store detective. I'm genuinely trying
- 0:51Speaker 2: to compliment you.
- 0:52Speaker 3: It's really it's it's how you know yourselves when people
- 0:55Speaker 3: are checking compliments and when you get called legends all
- 0:57Speaker 3: the time.
- 0:57Speaker 2: I personally don't think you know that. I'm true. You
- 1:00Speaker 2: have to slay a mythical beast.
- 1:01Speaker 3: Before you call the legend, I think, But no, it's
- 1:03Speaker 3: it's it's a strange one. I think it's something that
- 1:06Speaker 3: defines Scottishness. Is part of it is is that taking praise,
- 1:10Speaker 3: not taking praise, not praising each other. If we like you,
- 1:13Speaker 3: we slag you, because God forbid we should say the
- 1:16Speaker 3: nice about you.
- 1:17Speaker 2: The best band speeches. There's your chance to tell your
- 1:20Speaker 2: best part of about you love.
- 1:21Speaker 3: Him and you just talked to him about how he's
- 1:23Speaker 3: got a baldy patch and there's zero just tell me
- 1:29Speaker 3: love him politic legend will take it.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Low self esteem, low self esteem. On that note, and
- 1:33Speaker 2: on that note.
- 1:34Speaker 4: It's come to just listen to your world cup song.
- 1:37Speaker 3: Yes, so I I've always been kind of musical, most
- 1:43Speaker 3: love music and well, okay, so I grew up as
- 1:49Speaker 3: youngster three boys, and it's quite interesting culturally because growing
- 1:55Speaker 3: up in an Asian household in Scotland, right, so, we
- 1:58Speaker 3: didn't have Rolling Stones albums and Beatles albums and God
- 2:02Speaker 3: Sydney Divine albums in our house. We had Bollywood soundtracks
- 2:06Speaker 3: and seek devotional songs, which is fine, but when you're
- 2:08Speaker 3: nine years old, you're like, I want to listen to
- 2:10Speaker 3: what Davy in my P one class is listening to.
- 2:13Speaker 3: I mean, I wasn't in P one when I was nine,
- 2:15Speaker 3: cause I addressed that I've got my numbers wrong.
- 2:17Speaker 2: There I repeated three years.
- 2:19Speaker 3: So what happened was my eldest brother ran Deep his
- 2:23Speaker 3: best pale at school. His dad was in a Deep
- 2:26Speaker 3: Purple and a Zeppelin, so my brother got into that
- 2:29Speaker 3: via his pal's dad. So when I was nine ten
- 2:31Speaker 3: years old, I was listening to a lot of chart music.
- 2:35Speaker 3: I was obsessed with Radio one, but also heavy metal,
- 2:40Speaker 3: so I'm listening to Rainbow and Deep Purple and Gillan
- 2:42Speaker 3: and the Scorpions and stuff. My first ever gig actually
- 2:45Speaker 3: was at the end of our playhouse and it was Rainbow.
- 2:47Speaker 3: When I was thirteen. My brother took me with his
- 2:49Speaker 3: pals and my mom actually dropped us. My wee mom,
- 2:52Speaker 3: who's a five foot four and jubby women right drove
- 2:54Speaker 3: us in revolvo and waited at the gig and all
- 2:58Speaker 3: these scary looking rock as the bat and she's absolutely
- 3:01Speaker 3: cacking it.
- 3:02Speaker 2: But they were the loveliest guy she ever met.
- 3:04Speaker 3: They're often her chips, and they couldn't believe that she'd
- 3:06Speaker 3: you know, you, you brought your boy to the gig,
- 3:08Speaker 3: because that's the thing about rockeruse they look scary, but
- 3:10Speaker 3: they're they're big kids.
- 3:11Speaker 2: So I grew up kind of with a heavy metal
- 3:13Speaker 2: rock kind of thing.
- 3:15Speaker 3: But I got seriously to hip hop when I was
- 3:17Speaker 3: maybe fourteen fifteen, and through that discovered the samples, So
- 3:23Speaker 3: through that got to soul music like R and B
- 3:25Speaker 3: kind of James Brown, Parliament Funkadelic, Sliming, the Family Stone,
- 3:29Speaker 3: Aretha Franklin, that kind of thing. And then I was very,
- 3:32Speaker 3: very lucky because I went to UNIT in eight eighty
- 3:36Speaker 3: nine and that was when dance music properly exploded.
- 3:39Speaker 2: So I was got in a sub club every Friday.
- 3:41Speaker 3: Saturday Sunday for like three four years and just dancing
- 3:43Speaker 3: until five in the morning. And that was all beats
- 3:47Speaker 3: and dance music. So yeah, eclectic tastes, I would say,
- 3:51Speaker 3: there's not There's not much I don't like. I never
- 3:54Speaker 3: really fully got to handle on country music, which is
- 3:57Speaker 3: interesting because it made a massive comeback now. And I
- 3:59Speaker 3: don't get wrong Dolly Parton. I think she's an absolute genius.
- 4:02Speaker 3: You know that story that she was that she wrote
- 4:04Speaker 3: I Will Always Love You and Joline in the same day.
- 4:07Speaker 3: She's fantastic. I love like the Breecho, Flying Burrito Brothers,
- 4:12Speaker 3: Johnny Cash is fantastic. But you know, the New Country,
- 4:16Speaker 3: I just don't know who the people are and I
- 4:18Speaker 3: haven't quite got a handle on that yet.
- 4:19Speaker 2: But most other kinds of music I love.
- 4:22Speaker 4: And obviously we're going to touch on your World Cup song?
- 4:25Speaker 4: Is that the first time you have your twenty?
- 4:27Speaker 2: That? Actually no, no. I I used to In fact,
- 4:32Speaker 2: I can't believe I think I said this to you, Jackie.
- 4:34Speaker 3: I used to write for remember Off the Ball when
- 4:37Speaker 3: it started. I was involved from the get go. I
- 4:40Speaker 3: auditioned to present the first series of Off the Ball
- 4:42Speaker 3: in ninety four, which was so long ago that will
- 4:46Speaker 3: win got you two points? That's how long ago that was.
- 4:48Speaker 3: It was the next they changed because that season the
- 4:50Speaker 3: change change. Yeah, so so there's Off the Ball. I
- 4:54Speaker 3: didn't get the gig. This lanky Canadian guy called Greg Hemple.
- 4:58Speaker 3: What happened to him? He got the gig, but they
- 5:00Speaker 3: kept me and Tom callen On and a guy called
- 5:02Speaker 3: Dean Ross as these kind of regular studio guests. So
- 5:05Speaker 3: I did that for one year and then they binned
- 5:08Speaker 3: me quite rightly because the thing was I love football
- 5:11Speaker 3: but didn't go to games so you know, I'd never
- 5:14Speaker 3: been to Petogy tank carso I'd never been any steps
- 5:18Speaker 3: back in these places. Right, So I thought, fine, I
- 5:21Speaker 3: probably shouldn't be presenting the show. But it became off
- 5:23Speaker 3: the ball and on the ball. So off the ball
- 5:26Speaker 3: was the kind of the format we know with Stuart
- 5:29Speaker 3: and Tim. But the on ball was with sketches. So
- 5:31Speaker 3: I became a sketchwriter. So I started writing comedy sketches,
- 5:34Speaker 3: no training or anything, but I'd watched loads of comedy,
- 5:37Speaker 3: so I think, okay, right, I'll apply the rules that
- 5:39Speaker 3: I think. And I'm sure told you this. I think
- 5:42Speaker 3: I actually maybe I've told you this Boyzone had a
- 5:46Speaker 3: song called it was the band Girl settled Down that
- 5:51Speaker 3: one the father, father and son and I wrote a
- 5:56Speaker 3: verctually called the boy Zone and you two are in it.
- 6:00Speaker 2: So it's it's it's.
- 6:02Speaker 3: Yeah because at the beginning, because it was it was
- 6:05Speaker 3: rab Christie for Kian and was it Ford anyway? The
- 6:09Speaker 3: guys that are doing the voices I remember the beginning
- 6:11Speaker 3: is I'm Jackie, I'm Simon.
- 6:13Speaker 2: Who the other two who who'd have been? Who were
- 6:15Speaker 2: the guy?
- 6:15Speaker 3: Who are the young guys when you were maybe maybe Phil,
- 6:18Speaker 3: maybe actually.
- 6:19Speaker 2: Was so, so what was it a proper it was?
- 6:22Speaker 2: It was a spoof? Yeah, I mean, I'm really I
- 6:26Speaker 2: feel really bad.
- 6:27Speaker 5: Might have been.
- 6:28Speaker 3: I feel really bad for saying this because it's just
- 6:32Speaker 3: completely unfair and and I hate this about football and
- 6:35Speaker 3: football culture that you can just slag people.
- 6:37Speaker 2: But I did it because the.
- 6:39Speaker 3: Last lines were because we've got Tall, We've got Pierre,
- 6:42Speaker 3: and we got rid of falcon Air and when we
- 6:45Speaker 3: found I'm sorry, mate, I just I did it because
- 6:48Speaker 3: it rhymed with Pierre, Okay, So I apologize twenty thirty
- 6:53Speaker 3: forty years later.
- 6:54Speaker 2: So I so that was. I used to write we
- 6:56Speaker 2: Musical Paradise.
- 6:57Speaker 3: I used to write for Goodness Gracious to Me the
- 6:59Speaker 3: Agent's Ketch as well and Tune the Fat. And I
- 7:01Speaker 3: didn't write songs for Tune the Fat, but I did
- 7:03Speaker 3: write a couple of things for for Goodness Gracious Me
- 7:07Speaker 3: so and I always I got a keyboard from a
- 7:10Speaker 3: nineteenth birthday which I used to knock up out on.
- 7:12Speaker 2: There's a scene ninety tape somewhere of these kind of
- 7:14Speaker 2: dance tunes.
- 7:16Speaker 3: I could have been a Damski, but I know, let's
- 7:19Speaker 3: it's on a seen ninety tape on my mom's garage,
- 7:21Speaker 3: so I was always kind of dipping my toe in
- 7:23Speaker 3: a wee bit. I got involved with the musical project
- 7:25Speaker 3: called Grand Gestures. So basically how that came about was
- 7:32Speaker 3: there's a guy called Jan Burnet who was a brilliant,
- 7:34Speaker 3: brilliant musician. He's in a band called Spacenaire who was
- 7:37Speaker 3: sort of half donee half Glasgow. And we were Facebook
- 7:40Speaker 3: friends and we just got chatting about music generally and
- 7:43Speaker 3: and he said, look, this is a bit left field,
- 7:45Speaker 3: but have you ever written music? I said, well, like
- 7:48Speaker 3: like I've said to you, kind of comedy stuff. And
- 7:50Speaker 3: he had this musical project. He said, what I'm going
- 7:53Speaker 3: to do, what a plan to do is, I'm going
- 7:54Speaker 3: to do the music. But I'm right, I'm asking friends
- 7:57Speaker 3: and colleagues to write and call the lyrics. Some of
- 7:59Speaker 3: them are in the business, some of them aren't. And
- 8:02Speaker 3: I think, you know, would you fancy it? And I
- 8:04Speaker 3: said that sounds amazing. And at that time, I just
- 8:08Speaker 3: I was on Twitter and I'd started doing this weird
- 8:13Speaker 3: kind of thing where I wonder what christer Berg's doing
- 8:16Speaker 3: right now. It's just a stupid thing, right because he
- 8:18Speaker 3: probably doesn't have to have a work again because the
- 8:19Speaker 3: lady in red. Right, So I imagine the scenario where
- 8:22Speaker 3: christ Berg's has going about board, buying stuff he doesn't need. Right,
- 8:25Speaker 3: He's in the Apple shop now buying an iPad case
- 8:28Speaker 3: for an iPad he doesn't have, and he hasn't bought
- 8:31Speaker 3: an iPad because he bought a laser disc because he
- 8:32Speaker 3: thought that was gonna be the future. He bought Jurassic
- 8:34Speaker 3: Pocket laser disk and then it died. That's ourd So
- 8:37Speaker 3: I just invented this kind of backstory for christ Bird
- 8:39Speaker 3: cutting about board, and then when Jan approached me, I said,
- 8:42Speaker 3: I need to write that into a song.
- 8:43Speaker 2: So I wrote a song called I Wonder what christ
- 8:45Speaker 2: Berg is doing right now?
- 8:47Speaker 3: And the way I kind of shaped it was the
- 8:49Speaker 3: first two verses of me just speculating about what the
- 8:52Speaker 3: third verse is. It turns out I'm a stalker and
- 8:55Speaker 3: I've been through his bin. So I'm pulling out a
- 8:57Speaker 3: dairy Lee rapper. I'm writing about him, putt dairy lean
- 8:59Speaker 3: as the Zanya and pulling seashells out has been because
- 9:03Speaker 3: he makes seashell mirrors. Anyway, So me and Jan did
- 9:08Speaker 3: four or five songs together. Actually where I did the
- 9:10Speaker 3: lyrics and then we did live performances. We've done like
- 9:12Speaker 3: three or four gigs like sporadically through the year.
- 9:15Speaker 2: So I have it my toe.
- 9:17Speaker 3: I'm a frustrated musician. So what happened with this song?
- 9:22Speaker 3: It's called back in the Game?
- 9:24Speaker 2: Yep.
- 9:25Speaker 3: So there's a brilliant song by Echo and the Bunnyman
- 9:28Speaker 3: called The Cutter. I think they're one of the best
- 9:29Speaker 3: bands that I've ever lived, and they're British. I happened
- 9:33Speaker 3: to think that Britain, Scotland, England, Britain, Whale, the whole bit.
- 9:37Speaker 3: We still punch above our weight when it comes to comedy,
- 9:40Speaker 3: music and football. Actually, I think those are the ones
- 9:42Speaker 3: that we still for a wee nation, we do pretty well.
- 9:46Speaker 3: And I love Echo on the Bunnyman. And so the
- 9:48Speaker 3: song The Cutter so crack and pop tune, and it's
- 9:51Speaker 3: one of those pop tunes which gives you real value
- 9:53Speaker 3: for money because you've got the it starts off as
- 9:56Speaker 3: it starts off, and you've got this middle bit. We're
- 9:58Speaker 3: just sores into this kind of major chord thing and
- 10:00Speaker 3: I've always loved it and it sounds we buil at
- 10:03Speaker 3: bagpipes and I always thought they should commit fully to
- 10:05Speaker 3: lean into the bagpipes because it's really uplifting. So that
- 10:09Speaker 3: melody's always been in my hard drive, so I had
- 10:12Speaker 3: it in my mind that that has to be a
- 10:14Speaker 3: football chant. So when Scotland looked like they might they were,
- 10:18Speaker 3: you know, getting close to qualifying, I made a deal
- 10:21Speaker 3: with myself almost to make it happen. I said, if
- 10:23Speaker 3: Scotland qualified, I will write the song. And they qualified,
- 10:26Speaker 3: so I wrote the song, and I just wanted to,
- 10:30Speaker 3: you know, cause I'm fifty five. Right the first World Cup,
- 10:32Speaker 3: I remember I was seventy eight. I mean I was
- 10:34Speaker 3: four in nineteen seventy four, but I never I wasn't
- 10:37Speaker 3: aware of it. I think maybe my family came to
- 10:41Speaker 3: Glasgow when I was three. I just wasn't quite old
- 10:43Speaker 3: enough and I went to Primary one the next year
- 10:45Speaker 3: and that's when I really got into playing football. So
- 10:47Speaker 3: I just wasn't aware of the seventy four squad, which
- 10:50Speaker 3: is a shame because what I scored.
- 10:51Speaker 2: I mean I during.
- 10:53Speaker 3: COVID they started showing old football games and they showed
- 10:57Speaker 3: the Scotland Brazil game from seventy four. Scotland should have
- 10:59Speaker 3: beaten in Brazil day. They were amazing and the talent
- 11:02Speaker 3: on show like Jimmy Johnston, Yeah, everyone is fantastic. So
- 11:06Speaker 3: I wanted to write a narrative about how we used
- 11:08Speaker 3: to qualify for everything, you know, like that qualified again.
- 11:13Speaker 3: We needed a break in ninety four and then obviously
- 11:16Speaker 3: the baron years where we were always third, always in
- 11:18Speaker 3: the playoffs. But now we're back and back in the game.
- 11:23Speaker 3: Just was It's obviously it's like a set expression, but
- 11:25Speaker 3: it's like back in the game four model syllables did
- 11:29Speaker 3: but that has to be the title.
- 11:30Speaker 2: And so that was it. And the worry with when
- 11:35Speaker 2: you write a song.
- 11:35Speaker 3: That's what I say, like like like a songwriter, but
- 11:39Speaker 3: if you're writing a narrative, you're like, well, it can't
- 11:42Speaker 3: be too long because it's the song. You want to
- 11:44Speaker 3: contain it. So I was trying to be quite kind
- 11:47Speaker 3: of concise with it. And I absolutely really want to
- 11:50Speaker 3: write a verse about the Denmark game, which I did,
- 11:54Speaker 3: so I was quite proud of myself that I managed
- 11:56Speaker 3: to sort of tell the story.
- 11:57Speaker 2: It was about.
- 11:58Speaker 4: So she the writing process that before the Denmark game,
- 12:01Speaker 4: I did you wait too?
- 12:02Speaker 2: After that? Everything I had thoughts, so an idea the idea.
- 12:06Speaker 3: So what I do is because when I used to
- 12:08Speaker 3: write sketches and stuff, I would put ideas on my
- 12:11Speaker 3: notes on my phone. And I had one football Sounds
- 12:14Speaker 3: football song, right, and I put random notes in it. So,
- 12:16Speaker 3: for example, there's my favorite line in the song is
- 12:19Speaker 3: fueled by high cholesterol and those, so that was in
- 12:22Speaker 3: my notes. And I wanted to write something about kids
- 12:25Speaker 3: playing football on the Xbox, which I've done yeah, yeah,
- 12:29Speaker 3: And so I had kind of a rough structure, so
- 12:33Speaker 3: I knew, right, it will be about Scottland being brilliant,
- 12:35Speaker 3: than not being brilliant, then being brilliant again, and then
- 12:38Speaker 3: I wanted the the ethos to be gets to the
- 12:41Speaker 3: playoffs now not quite as negative as dilementary, which is
- 12:45Speaker 3: don't come home too soon, which I loved.
- 12:47Speaker 4: Me sanging that one.
- 12:51Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's a crack in tune.
- 12:53Speaker 3: But and I love justin curring dilemity. I think they're ferents.
- 12:56Speaker 3: I think they're really underrate it. Actually they seem to
- 12:58Speaker 3: like that. They've got a global against that Scotland don't
- 13:00Speaker 3: know about. But the I wanted to.
- 13:05Speaker 2: I didn't, Yeah, I didn't want to be right away. Well,
- 13:11Speaker 2: this is yeah, I don't have a pressure on the boys.
- 13:13Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't want it to be as bolls.
- 13:15Speaker 3: Out as we're on the march with Ally's Army, which
- 13:18Speaker 3: is another banger.
- 13:19Speaker 2: And also you've got we.
- 13:20Speaker 3: Have a dream too, which which is fine because you
- 13:22Speaker 3: can say that without being possible negative. Actually, see if
- 13:27Speaker 3: we get around and making a video for this, I
- 13:30Speaker 3: want a shot of Andy Cameron holding a placard saying
- 13:34Speaker 3: we're on march with Stevie's Army. I want a shot
- 13:36Speaker 3: of John Gordon Sinclair with a plat card saying we
- 13:38Speaker 3: still have a dream. I want a shot with Justin
- 13:40Speaker 3: Curry with a plat card saying, seriously, lads don't come home,
- 13:44Speaker 3: just as we met our reference to to the generations
- 13:47Speaker 3: that have traveled with the Tartan Army and stuff. So yeah,
- 13:51Speaker 3: I didn't want it to be overly positive overly negative.
- 13:53Speaker 3: I just wanted to tell the story and I didn't
- 13:56Speaker 3: want to be all you know, I put bad pops
- 13:58Speaker 3: in it, but I didn't want to be all that thing,
- 14:00Speaker 3: you know, like missting castles and this, and I just
- 14:02Speaker 3: wanted to be about the football more than nothing else,
- 14:04Speaker 3: and that that arc so I'm very pleased with it.
- 14:07Speaker 3: I think it's a I do think it's a buyer.
- 14:11Speaker 3: I'm pleasing Tom Yuriy, who's an absolute genius. He's the
- 14:14Speaker 3: guy that's done all the music. So he came around
- 14:17Speaker 3: my house record of the lyrics and bless him. Tom
- 14:18Speaker 3: doesn't like football beat the sense of drama. He knew,
- 14:22Speaker 3: totally knew how.
- 14:23Speaker 2: To build it, build it, build it, build it, build it.
- 14:24Speaker 3: And then the pipes coming. I must have met us
- 14:27Speaker 3: practically in tears when I heard it the first time.
- 14:29Speaker 3: So I'm pleased with it. God knows what will happen
- 14:31Speaker 3: with it, but I'm glad it's out there. Yeah, I'm happy.
- 14:35Speaker 3: I'm glad it's out there. And we're still working on
- 14:37Speaker 3: how to get it out there, but yeah.
- 14:40Speaker 2: We started.
- 14:40Speaker 4: Obviously, you're about it seventy four, so you're saying seventy eight.
- 14:43Speaker 4: What other kind of World Cup memories do you have?
- 14:45Speaker 2: Then?
- 14:45Speaker 4: Did you?
- 14:45Speaker 2: Were you lucky enough to no?
- 14:48Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it was always I remember in
- 14:50Speaker 3: eighty two we were on holiday in Malaysia because my mum,
- 14:53Speaker 3: my dad's sister stays in Malaysia. I remember watching the
- 14:56Speaker 3: New Zealand game at something like three in the morning
- 14:58Speaker 3: and we had to persuade the neighbors at the Tellion
- 15:00Speaker 3: for us and all that, and I've got strong members
- 15:03Speaker 3: of that, but I never ever went to World Cup or.
- 15:07Speaker 5: Yeah, my dad, we went away for the month. We
- 15:10Speaker 5: drove Carabine everything.
- 15:13Speaker 6: In the first game, the brazil game when David scoring
- 15:18Speaker 6: upset with you there, yeah, in the Scotland in Scotland,
- 15:22Speaker 6: then the wee story, we're going up to the stadium
- 15:25Speaker 6: just before it was all the Brazilion the first time
- 15:27Speaker 6: we kind of experienced that, and he'd all the Brazilion
- 15:30Speaker 6: fans and my granddad was with us walking around to
- 15:34Speaker 6: going to the stadium, and then the Brazilion TV cameras
- 15:38Speaker 6: had stopped him and he said do you mind to
- 15:41Speaker 6: do a quick interview, and there's a lot of Scottish
- 15:43Speaker 6: fans around him.
- 15:44Speaker 5: Mcgranna was like, yeah, no problem. He says, what do
- 15:46Speaker 5: you think today?
- 15:47Speaker 6: Mcganna says, well, my heart tells me Scotland, but my
- 15:51Speaker 6: head tells me Brazil and all the Scottish fans started
- 15:54Speaker 6: doing them around them and these week guys like that
- 15:57Speaker 6: was brilliant.
- 15:57Speaker 5: Can we do that again?
- 15:58Speaker 6: Didn't record properly and then so sad to my grandad again,
- 16:02Speaker 6: so what do you think today?
- 16:03Speaker 5: My granddad said, oh, Scotland, we did well up until
- 16:12Speaker 5: we upset them.
- 16:13Speaker 6: And but you're watching that football member just as a
- 16:16Speaker 6: young boy, like dreaming like Brazil and oh my god.
- 16:27Speaker 6: It was just it was just like watching a different
- 16:30Speaker 6: level of football, you know, even as a young boy.
- 16:33Speaker 3: They get put it but didn't. But it wasn't a
- 16:38Speaker 3: case of the they should have. They didn't game managed,
- 16:42Speaker 3: did they. They decided just to still play football.
- 16:45Speaker 5: It was like a globe trotters.
- 16:46Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's yeah. They should have shut they should
- 16:48Speaker 2: have shut the door and they.
- 16:51Speaker 4: Get the hat trick and rosy the New Zealand game
- 16:54Speaker 4: that you're talking about there, I watched that recently. Someone
- 16:58Speaker 4: popped up the two go effectively put us out because
- 17:01Speaker 4: I think we were cruising and then they pulled two
- 17:03Speaker 4: goals back out of nowhere. Yeah, and subsequently that knocked
- 17:07Speaker 4: Is it difference?
- 17:08Speaker 5: Yeah, yessr unbelievable.
- 17:10Speaker 2: I've got really strong memory. As soon as running that game,
- 17:13Speaker 2: he was fantastic. I don't to remember.
- 17:16Speaker 4: Hi guys, just a big shout out to all our
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- 17:27Speaker 5: Jackie the links and descriptions said, climb down below cheers.
- 17:33Speaker 2: But yeah, it's I've got.
- 17:36Speaker 3: One of my strongest welcome memories was nineteen ninety. Right,
- 17:40Speaker 3: So my brother got married in nineteen ninety And this
- 17:43Speaker 3: isn't the Scotland memory, this is actually England. So my
- 17:46Speaker 3: brother got married on the day that England were playing Cameroon, right,
- 17:50Speaker 3: So I don't know if we've been a seat wedding. Nope,
- 17:54Speaker 3: the Still Game wedding episode is based on my wedding. Yeah,
- 18:01Speaker 3: I was briefly tell you seek weddings are huge. I
- 18:04Speaker 3: mean you're talking at least five kud of people, right,
- 18:07Speaker 3: And me and my missus get married, right. We neither
- 18:10Speaker 3: of us was religious, so we had just like a
- 18:12Speaker 3: registered wedding, but my dad had in fact detail this
- 18:17Speaker 3: story before that. I proposed to Fiona in Crinan, which
- 18:23Speaker 3: is like kind of towards it's beyond the open, and
- 18:27Speaker 3: I proposed to and she said yes, And then we
- 18:29Speaker 3: couldn't tell anyone because we didn't get any phone service.
- 18:32Speaker 3: Till we got to loch Fine. So we drove to
- 18:34Speaker 3: loch Fine and found a patch of service in the
- 18:37Speaker 3: in the in the oyster bar. So Fiona phoned her sister,
- 18:41Speaker 3: her mom and dad passed away. She phoned a sister,
- 18:43Speaker 3: big squeals down the phone, and then I phoned my
- 18:46Speaker 3: dad and my dad. So to give you a vision
- 18:48Speaker 3: for my dad. My dad is devided without a turban
- 18:51Speaker 3: and not quite as weigy. So my dad like this,
- 18:54Speaker 3: checked the brish in your card, checked the brush and
- 18:55Speaker 3: your dads just checked pressure everywhere, and you bastard something.
- 18:59Speaker 3: So I phone, I phone my dad and the reds
- 19:02Speaker 3: on and come round do the house. We will have celebrations.
- 19:05Speaker 3: So between Locke find to my dad's house lived in
- 19:09Speaker 3: calvinside what nineteen minutes, one hundred minutes. He'd phoned all
- 19:12Speaker 3: the hotels in Glasgow, right, so twenty sixth of August
- 19:15Speaker 3: is three, which would be good for the English school alreadays.
- 19:17Speaker 3: At Christ's sake, he's already made the phone calls, so
- 19:21Speaker 3: we just let him get on with it. So so
- 19:24Speaker 3: we booked the Moatthhouse to tell in Glasgow, and there
- 19:28Speaker 3: was going to be six hundred people I'd say I
- 19:29Speaker 3: knew maybe on hundred and fifty of them, a lot
- 19:31Speaker 3: of them were accounted and I didn't know. And uh,
- 19:36Speaker 3: my Fiona says, so what's the deal with the evening guests?
- 19:39Speaker 3: So she said, so what's so, what's happening with evening guests?
- 19:43Speaker 3: And my dad said, what is evening guest? It's not
- 19:46Speaker 3: a concept, he said, And we'd explained the exactly, so
- 19:50Speaker 3: we'd explain to my dad an evening guest is someone
- 19:52Speaker 3: you don't quite like.
- 19:53Speaker 2: To have to get.
- 19:56Speaker 3: Everyone in my son's wedding would be fed and watered,
- 20:00Speaker 3: so that's what seat wedding is. It's like free booze,
- 20:02Speaker 3: free drink, free food. And by the way, Mother India
- 20:05Speaker 3: did the catering. Even hard and racists love Mother India's food.
- 20:11Speaker 3: So it was a magic day. And my brother's wedding
- 20:13Speaker 3: in nineteen ninety was a similar deal. It was a big,
- 20:15Speaker 3: big It was at the Norman Day in Renfrew because
- 20:20Speaker 3: that was all the Indian weddings were at the Red
- 20:23Speaker 3: Fruit because the only one that we would do outside catering,
- 20:26Speaker 3: and so obviously in the wedding is what Indian food,
- 20:29Speaker 3: so brilliant brilliant wedding. And my cousin is in a band,
- 20:34Speaker 3: a bunder a band called Bombie Talkie, right, and the
- 20:37Speaker 3: singer so we're all dancing about. It's really really good
- 20:40Speaker 3: night dancing about. And my mom had set up a
- 20:46Speaker 3: TV in one room for the kids. So basically it
- 20:49Speaker 3: was like the nineteen ninety so big j lo ass
- 20:51Speaker 3: TV and a VCR and it was cartoons just for
- 20:55Speaker 3: board kids.
- 20:56Speaker 2: Really lovely thing to do.
- 20:57Speaker 3: So they're watching cartoons in one room and the singer
- 21:00Speaker 3: at the band roll dancing away, giving it some of that,
- 21:03Speaker 3: and the singer says, oh, by the way, just to
- 21:06Speaker 3: let you know if you're interested, cameroon have just gone
- 21:09Speaker 3: to one up. All the guys just got up and left.
- 21:12Speaker 3: All the English kind of guys got up and left.
- 21:13Speaker 4: Cameron was playing England that night.
- 21:16Speaker 3: Was it the Court of Roger Quarters, So they all
- 21:19Speaker 3: got up and left. You know, the women of Dance
- 21:21Speaker 3: Flop was gone, and I wish I'd taken a photo this.
- 21:24Speaker 3: It was like thirty seat guys that can really concern.
- 21:27Speaker 3: Kicked the kids off the telly, pulled the VCR out,
- 21:29Speaker 3: put the telly on and they all watched the England
- 21:31Speaker 3: Cameroon game while we were all dancing. So that was
- 21:34Speaker 3: a brilliant summer because that's the thing you always associated
- 21:37Speaker 3: with a really good summer, don't ye, And it always
- 21:38Speaker 3: makes those summers.
- 21:40Speaker 4: So last sixteen I think it was camera sixteen, so
- 21:44Speaker 4: because then they played played Belgium. See, these are the
- 21:47Speaker 4: ones that you can remember that. It's the recent times
- 21:49Speaker 4: that I but yeah, ask me about nineteen ninety, I can.
- 21:53Speaker 4: I think that was the last sixteen and then Belgium
- 21:56Speaker 4: Belgium that when the plat Yeah, Germany.
- 22:00Speaker 5: The Germany semi.
- 22:02Speaker 3: It's also about how old you are. I find that
- 22:05Speaker 3: until the age of eighteen, my memories like sharp. Yeah,
- 22:08Speaker 3: really you can even smell it. After that, it just
- 22:12Speaker 3: gets a bit vaguer. But I nineteen ninety was an
- 22:15Speaker 3: amazing World Cup. Ninety four was a bit of a letdown,
- 22:17Speaker 3: wasn't it.
- 22:18Speaker 5: I Mean it just was.
- 22:20Speaker 2: Not just how they weren't there.
- 22:22Speaker 4: But how do you think this one will compare? Because
- 22:24Speaker 4: it's obviously back in the States. Yeah, do you think
- 22:26Speaker 4: this will be better? It's a lot more teams and
- 22:29Speaker 4: obviously really rich makes it.
- 22:30Speaker 2: Which makes it better.
- 22:31Speaker 3: I think it will be I'll be honest, it's been
- 22:34Speaker 3: had been ruined by what America has become. I don't
- 22:37Speaker 3: mean American people has been American politics. It's kind of
- 22:39Speaker 3: ruined it a wee bit for me. I thought there
- 22:41Speaker 3: was going to become a point where it wouldn't happen.
- 22:43Speaker 3: And absolute fiasco of the draw.
- 22:48Speaker 4: The times as well the times, and I was like
- 22:50Speaker 4: the times of the games. It's something about five am
- 22:53Speaker 4: and are you doing No, We're actually we're up in
- 22:57Speaker 4: Lerwick in the first game, believe it or not. Yeah,
- 23:00Speaker 4: randomly we've got a gig in Lerwick. Must staying up
- 23:03Speaker 4: for the for the game.
- 23:04Speaker 3: Yeah, I quite like the idea watching it at the
- 23:07Speaker 3: middle of the night. Actually, weirdly, I'm not quite made
- 23:11Speaker 3: plans yet. There's there's there's one.
- 23:13Speaker 2: There's one day where my daughter's graduating, and then we've
- 23:17Speaker 2: got a graduation dinner and then is it the Morocco game. Yeah,
- 23:19Speaker 2: so that'll be an interesting yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 23:23Speaker 3: I mean when I think of Morocco and I think
- 23:25Speaker 3: of the last game in ninety eight that was just
- 23:28Speaker 3: talking about putting a bread knife into Bounty Castle.
- 23:30Speaker 2: I still see.
- 23:34Speaker 3: My son was saying, great news, Dad, Hakimi's injured and
- 23:37Speaker 3: they played in the final there and he's a unit,
- 23:40Speaker 3: isn't the water player? I mean, okay, because I'm going
- 23:43Speaker 3: to say this up, Ladin, probably shouldn't. I think we're
- 23:45Speaker 3: going to get through the qualifiers.
- 23:47Speaker 5: I do as well.
- 23:47Speaker 2: I do I've got and I'm not just saying that.
- 23:50Speaker 2: I think that.
- 23:52Speaker 3: I know that Steve Clark is coming for a lot
- 23:54Speaker 3: of stick force for being faithful to players. But I
- 23:57Speaker 3: think what that's done is that's bread a real club
- 24:00Speaker 3: mentality with that team, and I think they would run
- 24:02Speaker 3: through brick wall for each other because when you think
- 24:04Speaker 3: of the four games, last four the competitive games, Scotland
- 24:08Speaker 3: didn't play brilliantly for ninety minutes, but they dug out results.
- 24:12Speaker 3: And we've got match winners now, which maybe we didn't before,
- 24:16Speaker 3: but we have match winners now. We've got real leaders
- 24:18Speaker 3: in the team and we've got a real a real
- 24:21Speaker 3: cohesion mentally.
- 24:23Speaker 2: You'll know better than I will about how much that
- 24:25Speaker 2: is a factor, and.
- 24:26Speaker 4: You know, and you can put I think I think
- 24:28Speaker 4: they've got unfinished business, not that squad. I've not did
- 24:32Speaker 4: the songs justice in the last two Euros.
- 24:35Speaker 2: That's it.
- 24:35Speaker 4: They've also gained the experience, have been characters.
- 24:38Speaker 6: Good to see them can experience at winning now as well. Yeah,
- 24:42Speaker 6: you know, and that makes a big difference in robots
- 24:44Speaker 6: and when the league again.
- 24:47Speaker 3: Yeah, and these are these are I mean, I would
- 24:50Speaker 3: imagine these are amazing guys to have in your tress them.
- 24:53Speaker 3: All they need is are really banging tune to send
- 24:55Speaker 3: them out like a catchy tune. Do you know the
- 24:57Speaker 3: name checks some of the players.
- 24:58Speaker 5: I'll work on it.
- 25:00Speaker 2: It's definitely I would.
- 25:02Speaker 3: Love them to hear it though, just in the in
- 25:04Speaker 3: the dressing room, honestly, because I think it is it
- 25:06Speaker 3: kind of gets you in the fields, I think, unassumed bagpipes.
- 25:10Speaker 3: So yeah, I know I've got a good feeling. I
- 25:12Speaker 3: have a good feeling about this and in a way
- 25:18Speaker 3: like we're always going to be prepared mentally for it
- 25:21Speaker 3: not happening, right, But so it's I think as a
- 25:27Speaker 3: Scotland fan, it probably is enough that we're there, right,
- 25:31Speaker 3: How good would it be though if we just actually
- 25:34Speaker 3: got on, you know what I mean?
- 25:35Speaker 2: But it's.
- 25:37Speaker 3: We were never entitled in the way that you know,
- 25:39Speaker 3: I wouldn't say England fans, I'd say that England press
- 25:42Speaker 3: are entitled. We're never going to feel entitled in that way.
- 25:45Speaker 3: So everything even look, even if we get a draw
- 25:47Speaker 3: against Hated, I think points on the board, points on
- 25:50Speaker 3: the board. You know, the usual Scotland template is we
- 25:54Speaker 3: don't beat the teams that were meant to be that
- 25:56Speaker 3: you know, we're better on the counter and all that stuff.
- 25:58Speaker 2: But I don't know.
- 25:59Speaker 3: I think because of the last two tournaments. You know
- 26:03Speaker 3: that that Germany game, I mean, my god, what a
- 26:05Speaker 3: kick in the stains that was. And I think I'm
- 26:07Speaker 3: sure Stevie Glock has learned from that, like you can't
- 26:10Speaker 3: you can't go out cage. You just need to go
- 26:12Speaker 3: and actually trying and land Begause rather than try and
- 26:15Speaker 3: wait for you know what I mean, try and like.
- 26:17Speaker 4: Robe oh Die definitely and those younger boys obviously I've
- 26:21Speaker 4: mentioned gannon Ok and the young friendly Cutters.
- 26:25Speaker 3: Well, it just gives the squad a b bit more
- 26:27Speaker 3: energy totally, and just that kind of gallousness and that,
- 26:33Speaker 3: you know what it reminds me of. So when we
- 26:37Speaker 3: did the first Steel Game live show in the Hydro,
- 26:41Speaker 3: no one had done narative comedy like that before on
- 26:44Speaker 3: a stage like that, right, So the rest of the
- 26:46Speaker 3: cast are really shouting themselves because they know how.
- 26:49Speaker 2: On More behaves.
- 26:49Speaker 3: They know how the King Steater behaves, they know how
- 26:51Speaker 3: they are harmor behaves, they know how the commonyal theater behaves.
- 26:54Speaker 3: How the hell is it Hydro going to behave? It's
- 26:56Speaker 3: eleven thousand people. I've never done theater before, so this
- 27:01Speaker 3: is happening. So that'll be Kindley Curtis, he'll be like
- 27:05Speaker 3: and also he probably you know, he doesn't remember when
- 27:09Speaker 3: we did qualify for things. It's complete elite black canvas,
- 27:13Speaker 3: so that'll be interesting to see how that pans out.
- 27:16Speaker 3: You'd like to say, lack of fear. That's what you need,
- 27:18Speaker 3: isn't it? Just just you know? Because I would imagine
- 27:21Speaker 3: if you were like a player with certain vintage and
- 27:24Speaker 3: you're playing Brazil, just the word Brazil would turn your
- 27:27Speaker 3: legs to jelly. We'd like to think if you're seventy
- 27:29Speaker 3: the old match, complaining Brazil will be like you know,
- 27:31Speaker 3: a kick you back. It'll be like a kickaback with
- 27:33Speaker 3: your older brother's pals, and you are trying to skin
- 27:36Speaker 3: them because of your older brother's pals.
- 27:38Speaker 2: So hopefully he'll be trying stuff against.
- 27:40Speaker 4: Should a great picture it was on I think the
- 27:42Speaker 4: Scottish Instagram and that was Cutlass and Dopey.
- 27:46Speaker 5: They're both nineteen, aren't they.
- 27:50Speaker 4: And you're just thinking what an experience do you and
- 27:53Speaker 4: play represent your country at the World Cup. Yeah, it
- 27:55Speaker 4: must be absolutely buzzing to of them. Yeah, and the
- 27:58Speaker 4: young boy Fletcher getting on his well.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Oh I thought he was fantastic.
- 28:02Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he's got an interest in kind of like
- 28:05Speaker 3: because I see is he's seventeen eighteen.
- 28:08Speaker 2: Nineteen, but he's a big univer boy.
- 28:11Speaker 5: He's like his dad.
- 28:13Speaker 2: Scotland's spraying the ball about and he's his.
- 28:17Speaker 4: Brother must be wondering books because his brother's representing England
- 28:20Speaker 4: nineteen of course represented either. So he's sitting there watching
- 28:24Speaker 4: his brother making his debut for Scotland and getting on.
- 28:27Speaker 6: The client of the World Cup. He does play like
- 28:30Speaker 6: his dad. He is very like Darren the May moves
- 28:32Speaker 6: as well.
- 28:33Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I was very impressive. A lot of
- 28:34Speaker 2: I wasn't. I have to say I wasn't aware of him.
- 28:37Speaker 6: I mean that's I think he had played like seventeen
- 28:39Speaker 6: minutes or something that was saying like men's football. Yeah,
- 28:42Speaker 6: usually played more for Scotland than he has. Yeah, you
- 28:45Speaker 6: know anywhere else, which is which is you know bizarre yeh.
- 28:50Speaker 6: And he didn't look at the place at all. He
- 28:52Speaker 6: looked confident and you can see obviously the big decision
- 28:56Speaker 6: for Steve to pick him.
- 28:57Speaker 2: Yeah, you know over bye then Yeah, so.
- 29:04Speaker 6: It's a shame for Billy Gilmore. Oh, it's just I
- 29:06Speaker 6: think you can see with the players how Yeah, you're
- 29:10Speaker 6: talking a tight group. Yeah you know how got you
- 29:13Speaker 6: to wear from Yeah, hopefully he has another one.
- 29:16Speaker 2: Thank you know.
- 29:17Speaker 3: We have to make sure for Billy Gilmore that we
- 29:19Speaker 3: go to another tournament because I think he was he
- 29:22Speaker 3: deserves to be on the world stage.
- 29:23Speaker 2: I think he's the bravery.
- 29:25Speaker 3: He can take the ball on the six yard line
- 29:27Speaker 3: happily last for on the six yard line and spin
- 29:30Speaker 3: and spray it abouts a he's a brilliant player.
- 29:33Speaker 2: So no, we're doing it for Billy. If nothing else,
- 29:35Speaker 2: we're going to get to the next tournament.
- 29:38Speaker 4: So to go back to your still game, then we
- 29:40Speaker 4: have to touch on still game. You're doing an impression
- 29:43Speaker 4: in your dad. There is that a bit of inspiration.
- 29:45Speaker 3: From completely So I used to write for Tune the
- 29:49Speaker 3: fact that's how I know Ford and Dragon and of
- 29:52Speaker 3: all that, I meant it before, So I was always
- 29:54Speaker 3: We're always circling around each other and we were pals
- 29:56Speaker 3: and we'd work on projects together. And then Dune the
- 29:59Speaker 3: Vat came along and I used to be the producer
- 30:01Speaker 3: of the first radio show. Because people don't realize the
- 30:05Speaker 3: reason it's called Chewing the Fat is when it was
- 30:08Speaker 3: first in the radio, it was an hour. So the
- 30:11Speaker 3: reason the show came about at all was Radio Scotland
- 30:14Speaker 3: needed something to fill Saturday afternoons during the close season,
- 30:17Speaker 3: so they used to love telling the story. They used
- 30:20Speaker 3: to have this show where they would just do the
- 30:22Speaker 3: shinty results and play music. So in the end, can
- 30:26Speaker 3: you see it as fun? And now this is not
- 30:29Speaker 3: a van I would smell its like teen spin it
- 30:32Speaker 3: it's mental. So they thought that'd be a good place
- 30:34Speaker 3: to just showcase some comedy whatever. So Ford and Greg
- 30:37Speaker 3: hadn't long been together as a kind of double act,
- 30:40Speaker 3: and they put together the show called Chewing the Fat,
- 30:42Speaker 3: and the idea would be that they as themselves would
- 30:45Speaker 3: chat chew the fat, then play some music, then play
- 30:49Speaker 3: sketch and back to them as themselves. So they were
- 30:51Speaker 3: literally just chewing the fat. Yea, And that's why the
- 30:54Speaker 3: show was called that, and then they truncated it to
- 30:58Speaker 3: half an hour where and then it went on the
- 31:00Speaker 3: Telly and by the time he got into Telly that
- 31:02Speaker 3: there was one series where they'd have this chat thing,
- 31:04Speaker 3: but it wasn't quite working.
- 31:05Speaker 2: So they've been that.
- 31:07Speaker 3: And then by the time the fact became popular, it
- 31:09Speaker 3: was just sketch sketch, sketch, sketch sketch. So and I
- 31:12Speaker 3: was involved as a producer. Then I was a writer
- 31:14Speaker 3: on the show. And so when You're the Fat finished,
- 31:19Speaker 3: there were a few a few candidates for a spin off.
- 31:23Speaker 3: So Ronald Villiers nearly got my favorite brilliant based on
- 31:29Speaker 3: an actor. And I don't know if the actor knows yeah,
- 31:33Speaker 3: because apparently this guy to suppose he said him, so
- 31:36Speaker 3: you come on him, So you come on with the
- 31:40Speaker 3: curtain goes and cut and goes everything said to him
- 31:44Speaker 3: a couple of coffee. So, so Ford based on him
- 31:49Speaker 3: as genius genius, and it was so that nearly became
- 31:52Speaker 3: a spin off. Karen and Bar's teacher character really became
- 31:55Speaker 3: a spin off. In fact, I co wrote a pilot episode.
- 32:00Speaker 3: But I think it was always going to be still
- 32:02Speaker 3: game because I'm sure you guys know, it was a
- 32:05Speaker 3: show before Tuning the Fat. It was a stage show
- 32:07Speaker 3: that had been on the Courtiers and had been to
- 32:10Speaker 3: the Edroo a festival, and then Tune the Fat came along,
- 32:12Speaker 3: and they just took those two old guys and put
- 32:14Speaker 3: them in sketches. And so when Tune the Fat finished,
- 32:18Speaker 3: that was the most obvious kind of candidate for spin off.
- 32:21Speaker 3: So they already had Jack and Victor. They also had
- 32:25Speaker 3: versions of Tam and Winston because they used to do
- 32:28Speaker 3: the songs on Shooing the Fat. And so they approached
- 32:34Speaker 3: me and they said, and Greg said to me, he said, look,
- 32:38Speaker 3: it's really really funny when you impersonate your dad, because
- 32:40Speaker 3: Greg knew my dad. And he said, would you be
- 32:43Speaker 3: up for playing this character, the shopkeeper character? And had
- 32:46Speaker 3: a few questions because i'd the Asian shopkeeper stereotype is
- 32:52Speaker 3: a stereotype of a reason, but I think they're good reasons.
- 32:54Speaker 3: I think it speaks a lot about a work ethic. Also,
- 32:58Speaker 3: you know, my mum we had a shot for a while,
- 33:00Speaker 3: but my mom was a social work and my dad
- 33:01Speaker 3: was a teacher. But you know, they felt that they
- 33:04Speaker 3: could do better with the business, you know, and Also,
- 33:07Speaker 3: my dad turban seek man, so his friends getting promoted
- 33:10Speaker 3: and he didn't.
- 33:11Speaker 2: He had his own reasons as to why that might
- 33:12Speaker 2: be the case. So we had a shop for a while,
- 33:15Speaker 2: and so I loved the idea of shopping.
- 33:18Speaker 3: I'd watch my mom's serve customers and they would come
- 33:21Speaker 3: into the shop and they see this wee bunjubby woman
- 33:24Speaker 3: and a show archamies, and you could just sense like,
- 33:27Speaker 3: it's not a racist thing. It's just like fear of
- 33:28Speaker 3: the unknown. How do I talk to this person? And
- 33:30Speaker 3: then you'd open my mouth and are English is perfect?
- 33:33Speaker 3: And then I could just see the barriers coming down.
- 33:35Speaker 3: So I've always liked it's almost like shops are at
- 33:37Speaker 3: the cold face of kind of interracial relations in a
- 33:41Speaker 3: weird way. So I've always liked the idea of shops.
- 33:44Speaker 3: So I thought, do I want to propagate this Asian stereotype?
- 33:48Speaker 3: I said, yes, I do. It's a positive thing. It's
- 33:50Speaker 3: a good thing. And also when you it's slightly most
- 33:55Speaker 3: serious point, but when you watched like say EastEnders here
- 33:58Speaker 3: right when it started in the mid eighties, the Asian families,
- 34:00Speaker 3: they're very much victims. They were getting racist abuse, they
- 34:03Speaker 3: were getting stones put through the window, and that story
- 34:05Speaker 3: didn't need to be told because it happened. But the
- 34:08Speaker 3: story had been told. So now let's talk about who
- 34:10Speaker 3: we are now, not victims. But by the way, na
- 34:13Speaker 3: Vida is the richest guy in Cradlene. He's the one
- 34:16Speaker 3: driving the tan Mark with a private number of plates.
- 34:18Speaker 3: He's the one with the golden ticket at the wedding. Tom,
- 34:20Speaker 3: I'm happy to celebrate that. And also he's pretty, he's flawed,
- 34:23Speaker 3: he's arrogant, he's nobody's victim. So I was absolutely up
- 34:28Speaker 3: for playing him. And so basically I think this is
- 34:32Speaker 3: what happened. I can't remember the exact details. I think
- 34:35Speaker 3: I asked if he could just claim like my dad,
- 34:37Speaker 3: like a turban seek, which would have been fine, except
- 34:41Speaker 3: the wedding episode. The punchline was nay drink at the
- 34:44Speaker 3: Muslim wedding. You can't say nay drink a seat wedding
- 34:47Speaker 3: because you'll never see more alcohol in your life, and
- 34:50Speaker 3: it's free. So I think what maybe happened was was
- 34:53Speaker 3: that they probably already had the idea of the beard
- 34:56Speaker 3: and attached because he was going to be a sek,
- 34:58Speaker 3: and they just said, let just lose the turban. That
- 35:00Speaker 3: was quite happy about that because it gives you armor,
- 35:03Speaker 3: it gives you something a shield. And also I just
- 35:06Speaker 3: channeled my dad anyway, because I just had to kind
- 35:10Speaker 3: of use my dad's voice like this, but totally just
- 35:13Speaker 3: vg fire the Weeber dinner Doerty's guardy junkie bastard because
- 35:17Speaker 3: that's how my dad speaks. And I don't think I
- 35:20Speaker 3: don't think the boys knew that I'm gonna swear loads now.
- 35:24Speaker 3: I don't think the boys Jack Ford and Greg knew
- 35:27Speaker 3: that bastard was my dad's swear with a choice. Yeah,
- 35:30Speaker 3: because when my dad was a teacher, he used to
- 35:31Speaker 3: be Mark and Joughters in his bureau. In his bedroom,
- 35:34Speaker 3: me and my brothers are playing football with the roads
- 35:36Speaker 3: up sot right, making a racket, jumping on the bed.
- 35:38Speaker 2: My dad would come through, you bloody bastards. And that's
- 35:41Speaker 2: when you knew the boats up in the slice.
- 35:42Speaker 3: So I don't think they knew that bastard is like,
- 35:44Speaker 3: you know, bossard is a great word because it's theoretic.
- 35:47Speaker 2: It's only got two as in that we could put
- 35:48Speaker 2: thirteenags in it.
- 35:50Speaker 5: You must.
- 35:52Speaker 3: You bended like a tremble of arm. So I had
- 35:55Speaker 3: great fun doing it. I mean, you know, people say
- 35:58Speaker 3: to me, how hard is it getting the character?
- 36:00Speaker 2: Did easy? It's child my dad.
- 36:02Speaker 4: It's funny because remember we got you to come down
- 36:05Speaker 4: to the football campus, yes two or three years ago,
- 36:07Speaker 4: maybe a bit longer actually, and to meet the kids.
- 36:11Speaker 4: And we got the kids gathered around me yourself, and
- 36:14Speaker 4: they just wanted to hear you recite stuff. And they
- 36:17Speaker 4: could recite lines. It was amazing, all these young kids.
- 36:20Speaker 3: And I probably told you the story. I was playing
- 36:27Speaker 3: fives in tom Chapel. It was like a cold Tuesday night.
- 36:31Speaker 3: Nobody better apart from the guys that were playing.
- 36:33Speaker 2: And I just heard.
- 36:36Speaker 3: And I turned around and I swear to God, eleven
- 36:38Speaker 3: year old boy, a more ginger, freckly boy in his
- 36:42Speaker 3: dad's no face, jackla this, I said, who said that?
- 36:45Speaker 2: I said that, you never I did do it again?
- 36:48Speaker 2: Then all right?
- 36:51Speaker 3: I think about when kids like the show, that's the
- 36:53Speaker 3: most gratifying thing. Kids will not lie to you, kids
- 36:56Speaker 3: will cross the road to tell you something shite. So
- 36:58Speaker 3: when kids like the show, it's absolutely.
- 37:02Speaker 2: Take that to the bank. And I love that.
- 37:03Speaker 3: I love that this older Muslim Asian character has connected
- 37:09Speaker 3: with people especially in the current climate where certain political
- 37:14Speaker 3: forces are trying to mean differentiate between.
- 37:17Speaker 2: Us and other people.
- 37:18Speaker 3: And you know, it's really really important to me that
- 37:22Speaker 3: this because he's so well written, because because I don't
- 37:25Speaker 3: write Ford and read write every single word of it,
- 37:28Speaker 3: but I can bring my authenticity in the physicality and
- 37:30Speaker 3: the voice and all that. And if he feels like
- 37:32Speaker 3: a real person and you like him, then I've done
- 37:35Speaker 3: my job. You know, it could be that you don't
- 37:37Speaker 3: have anyone visibly different in your life, but oh, that
- 37:40Speaker 3: guy in D that kind of D. Someone was telling
- 37:42Speaker 3: me that they went to the Sevil for the UFO
- 37:46Speaker 3: Cup final and there was loads of planes flying out
- 37:49Speaker 3: and they were just full of guys like high on
- 37:51Speaker 3: life and wisecrack and there were these two guys and
- 37:53Speaker 3: they were the two kind of like funny guys on
- 37:57Speaker 3: the plane and they started doing and the fascination And
- 38:01Speaker 3: he said, even two years ago that might have been racist,
- 38:03Speaker 3: but they were doing it with affection. And he said
- 38:06Speaker 3: it was a real moment for him that they were
- 38:09Speaker 3: impersonating this Asian character. But it wasn't slagging him. It
- 38:12Speaker 3: was like because they liked it.
- 38:13Speaker 6: That was nice to hear it's changed so much to
- 38:16Speaker 6: the comedy. If you've found a big difference in last
- 38:19Speaker 6: decade with that.
- 38:20Speaker 3: Yeah, PC, I mean yeah, I mean there's obviously I
- 38:23Speaker 3: mean I watched stuff back and it would never get made.
- 38:25Speaker 2: I just think I have to say I hate it
- 38:28Speaker 2: when mostly tax your drivers. You can't see it then anymore? Well,
- 38:31Speaker 2: you just did. You just need to be a bit
- 38:34Speaker 2: more careful abou who the target your jokers?
- 38:36Speaker 3: And I think there is an element of it's like
- 38:39Speaker 3: kind of thing. It's like the pendulum can swing too
- 38:41Speaker 3: far the other way, but it will settle a point.
- 38:45Speaker 3: So maybe we are chucking some babies out with the
- 38:48Speaker 3: bath water, but it will settle back. But I think
- 38:50Speaker 3: it's important to realize who the target of your jokers.
- 38:55Speaker 3: I'll give you a very This might seem like a
- 38:58Speaker 3: flippant example, but it kind of tells the story of
- 39:02Speaker 3: comedy is you have to you really have to think
- 39:05Speaker 3: that you have to be laser guided in who your
- 39:08Speaker 3: target is and just just have a think about it. Now,
- 39:10Speaker 3: this is a flippant example, but it tells the story.
- 39:12Speaker 3: So when I was on Twitter, I did a joke
- 39:16Speaker 3: and it's not a great joke. I said I don't
- 39:17Speaker 3: use fairy liquid anymore. I don't see why we should
- 39:19Speaker 3: have to melt fairies just so we have clean dishes, right, Okay,
- 39:22Speaker 3: So the idea is fairy liquid's made out of fairies.
- 39:24Speaker 2: Okay, okay, joke, and the.
- 39:26Speaker 3: Guy got back to me and he said, don't even
- 39:27Speaker 3: start me on Linda McCartney sausages, the idea being that
- 39:30Speaker 3: Linda McCartney sausages I made out of Linda McCartney, which
- 39:33Speaker 3: I thought was genius, right, So then I did a
- 39:35Speaker 3: tweet and I said, and I made sure that he
- 39:37Speaker 3: got credit for it as well. I said, for anyone
- 39:39Speaker 3: that has bought a Linda McCartney sausage in the last
- 39:42Speaker 3: three years, it probably doesn't contain in any Linda McCartney.
- 39:45Speaker 2: She wasn't that big, right, And I.
- 39:47Speaker 3: Immediately regretted it because I thought, well, imagine, like Paul
- 39:50Speaker 3: McCartney read that, and I love Paul McCartney. I imagine
- 39:53Speaker 3: he took offense. But if he did say to me,
- 39:56Speaker 3: join your phones, so that what I'd say to him
- 39:58Speaker 3: is you're not the talk at that joke, and neither's
- 40:01Speaker 3: your late wife the target of that joke. If you
- 40:03Speaker 3: think about it, is people who might be stupid enough
- 40:06Speaker 3: to think that Lynda McCartney sausages contain Lynda McCartney. It's
- 40:10Speaker 3: that complex. But I think you should have to justify
- 40:14Speaker 3: the joke. And if you're punching down, I'm a big
- 40:16Speaker 3: believer in that, don't punch down. Don't victims don't need it.
- 40:19Speaker 3: You know, punch up, punch sideways, you know, tackle authority,
- 40:23Speaker 3: tackle that guy beside you.
- 40:24Speaker 2: But don't punch down. There's no need for that.
- 40:26Speaker 3: And if you look at the more extreme kind of
- 40:28Speaker 3: racist comedy of the seventies eighties, people like Jim Davidson
- 40:31Speaker 3: and Burn and Manning, they were completely punching down. But
- 40:35Speaker 3: I do think that we're maybe slightly over I think
- 40:39Speaker 3: there's maybe a generation that get offended and don't really
- 40:44Speaker 3: think about why they're offended and then maybe only write
- 40:47Speaker 3: a certain percentage of the time. But I do think
- 40:50Speaker 3: it is from my perspective, it's important that you should
- 40:54Speaker 3: be able to justify any jokes that you tell.
- 40:56Speaker 6: Yeah, and I think you're in one of the best
- 40:59Speaker 6: films I've seen for a long time. I swear, I
- 41:02Speaker 6: mean that's what film it was. You see it, it
- 41:06Speaker 6: makes you laugh like cry. It just feel every growing
- 41:11Speaker 6: up and thinking that the documentaries on him and.
- 41:14Speaker 5: Laughing it's not Maddy thing, it's funny and everything else.
- 41:17Speaker 5: But then you actually watch the film and but that.
- 41:20Speaker 3: But that's another example of when you laugh at what
- 41:24Speaker 3: a tourette's I don't think you say suffer, do you?
- 41:28Speaker 3: I'll say anyway tourette suffer says you're not. You have
- 41:31Speaker 3: to make a choice you laughing at what they're saying
- 41:33Speaker 3: or at the person. And you're not really laughing at
- 41:35Speaker 3: the person at least you wouldn't now that you know.
- 41:39Speaker 3: But it's okay to laugh at what they say because
- 41:41Speaker 3: the whole point of tourettes is you're saying the unsable,
- 41:44Speaker 3: and a lot of time that's what comedy is.
- 41:46Speaker 2: It's that's what it's for. It's saying the unstable. So
- 41:49Speaker 2: you're allowed to laugh.
- 41:50Speaker 3: But as long as you're not laughing at the person
- 41:51Speaker 3: that's saying it, you're laughing at what they're saying. And
- 41:54Speaker 3: John Davidson himself is very clear about that. He says,
- 41:56Speaker 3: I want people to laugh at the film because it's funny.
- 41:59Speaker 2: What I say. It's funny, you know, But then you
- 42:01Speaker 2: see me getting you know then sometimes it's not funny.
- 42:04Speaker 2: Sometimes I get beaten up for seeing it.
- 42:06Speaker 3: But what a wonderful film, even just even if you
- 42:11Speaker 3: park the whole subject matter of the film, just the
- 42:13Speaker 3: way the Scotland's portrayed really authentically. I love the scenes
- 42:16Speaker 3: at the school dinner. Yeah, it felt so real that
- 42:19Speaker 3: Gregory's gone. It felt really really just authentic. And his
- 42:26Speaker 3: performance rob Arramayo. I mean when I got cast for
- 42:30Speaker 3: the job, I actually originally auditioned to play the policeman,
- 42:34Speaker 3: but the game of the shopkeeper. Again, happy to play
- 42:36Speaker 3: shop absolutely happy to play shopkeeper, available for work.
- 42:41Speaker 2: So I went for a makeup test and this guy
- 42:45Speaker 2: comes over and he said, oh, that's that's Robbie's the actor.
- 42:48Speaker 2: And he says, just what is here. It's a pleasure
- 42:51Speaker 2: of walking with you. I'm a big fan of your luck.
- 42:52Speaker 2: And he shook my hand. He's what lovely young boy,
- 42:55Speaker 2: and and he was ticking as well.
- 42:57Speaker 3: I thought, what a brilliant bit of cast thing to
- 43:00Speaker 3: find someone from the borders that has turettes to play
- 43:02Speaker 3: someone from the borders that has tourettes.
- 43:04Speaker 2: So then four weeks later we're film in.
- 43:06Speaker 3: Our scenes and there's a break in filming and I
- 43:10Speaker 3: was chatting to this really nice woman that was involved
- 43:12Speaker 3: in the production and I said, oh, forgive my ignorance,
- 43:15Speaker 3: but what's your part of the production. She said, Oh,
- 43:17Speaker 3: I'm Rob's voice coach. I said, oh, right, so he's
- 43:20Speaker 3: not from the borders, so what Bot Scottons is from Hull?
- 43:25Speaker 3: I know, by the way, he's not got Tourette's either.
- 43:27Speaker 3: He came to Gallic Yule's two months before filming and
- 43:30Speaker 3: went method What a performance.
- 43:33Speaker 2: He even physically looks like John David says scary.
- 43:37Speaker 3: And I'm so glad that he won the awards because
- 43:40Speaker 3: I just think it's a generational performance and a really
- 43:42Speaker 3: really great film.
- 43:44Speaker 2: It's like, you know, I'll say this to a missus.
- 43:47Speaker 2: You go and see a film these days and it
- 43:49Speaker 2: might be dead entertaining and dead diverting, and you've had
- 43:51Speaker 2: a good time, but it doesn't really affect you. I
- 43:55Speaker 2: came out bouncing out of that film because it's all
- 43:57Speaker 2: about how people help other people and it was really
- 44:00Speaker 2: properly uplifting. It's also the first time I've cried at
- 44:02Speaker 2: a trailer. I've never cried at a film trailer before,
- 44:06Speaker 2: and that bit he's in the hostel bed saying I'm
- 44:08Speaker 2: just tired.
- 44:11Speaker 3: But the other thing, but the trailer was was that
- 44:15Speaker 3: me and my wife had gone to see the Naked
- 44:17Speaker 3: Gun reboot Don't.
- 44:19Speaker 2: Bother, Don't watched the original ten times. It is amazing.
- 44:24Speaker 3: And then the trailers came up, and then the I
- 44:26Speaker 3: swear trailer came up. So you hear the new Order
- 44:28Speaker 3: Blue Monday hearing his bike, and then you hear this voice,
- 44:34Speaker 3: wait again, I'm in the trailer. I'm in the film
- 44:38Speaker 3: for thirty one second and I made the trailer. I
- 44:40Speaker 3: think it might be the first film trailer I've been in.
- 44:42Speaker 3: So it's popcorn everywhere.
- 44:43Speaker 2: I'm in the trailer. I'm in the trailer longer than in.
- 44:46Speaker 3: The film, so that was a lovely moment. But yeah,
- 44:49Speaker 3: I cried at the trailer. So I thought, well, this
- 44:51Speaker 3: is gonna be a good film. And my god, it's interesting.
- 44:55Speaker 3: The whole Bafter controversy, you know, I think you know,
- 45:00Speaker 3: it was horrible for John. Yeah, but I think it's
- 45:04Speaker 3: a good thing in the end. Because I said this
- 45:05Speaker 3: to John. I messaged him.
- 45:07Speaker 2: I said, look, I'm probably a thousandth person to say
- 45:09Speaker 2: to number one, I hope you feel, how loved you
- 45:12Speaker 2: are and how much support you've got.
- 45:14Speaker 3: Number Two, it's only going to bring traffic to the film,
- 45:17Speaker 3: especially in the States. If Jamie Fox is going to
- 45:19Speaker 3: run his mouth off and say things up thinking, people
- 45:23Speaker 3: are going to want to watch this film. And I
- 45:25Speaker 3: always say to people, if, if you, if you were
- 45:29Speaker 3: offended by what John Davis to send the bafters, watch
- 45:32Speaker 3: the film and see a guy saying something involuntarily and nearly.
- 45:36Speaker 2: Losing his life for it. Yeah, that's the lesson.
- 45:38Speaker 3: So what I'm hoping is is that more people watch
- 45:40Speaker 3: the film because it's a lovely film and it's a
- 45:42Speaker 3: changing it's a life changing film.
- 45:44Speaker 5: Even the start of it.
- 45:46Speaker 3: He wants to see the Queen true story as well
- 45:49Speaker 3: true story and it's interesting, you know, watching that in
- 45:52Speaker 3: Glasgow as well.
- 45:57Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 46:00Speaker 5: It's the first film I've seen for a long time.
- 46:01Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
- 46:02Speaker 4: It is almost came to the end and I've not
- 46:04Speaker 4: even spoken about Department Q. Yes, I love that, love
- 46:09Speaker 4: that for series.
- 46:10Speaker 2: You're doing it again, doing it again.
- 46:11Speaker 3: We start actually we're filming in the summer. I mean,
- 46:14Speaker 3: if I had any plans to go to America, I
- 46:16Speaker 3: couldn't make any plans because of course, yeah, we're basically
- 46:19Speaker 3: filming June, July, August, on a bit of September. I think.
- 46:22Speaker 2: So it's not I won't be out every day because
- 46:24Speaker 2: my character does not one of the main ones. But
- 46:26Speaker 2: I can't make plans because schedules change. But what a
- 46:30Speaker 2: lovely bit of work. We really enjoying that again a
- 46:32Speaker 2: lot like I Swear.
- 46:34Speaker 3: It's not a Scottish production, but it really you know,
- 46:39Speaker 3: it showcases Scottish talent in a big, big way, brilliant
- 46:41Speaker 3: Scottish cost and the reason.
- 46:43Speaker 5: For that is quirky characters.
- 46:46Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's also the look of it. It's like, yeah,
- 46:48Speaker 2: is this the near future?
- 46:49Speaker 5: Is it where we are? Absolutely?
- 46:51Speaker 3: The mullets, the clothes and my clothes I've got. I've
- 46:53Speaker 3: got the best dressing gown in the world when I
- 46:56Speaker 3: do my tai Chie and I've got it. Apparently the
- 46:58Speaker 3: found it, so we're using it again. But what the
- 47:00Speaker 3: story with Department Q is. It's actually a series of
- 47:03Speaker 3: Danish novels called The Keeper of Small Causes by a
- 47:07Speaker 3: writer called.
- 47:08Speaker 2: Uc Adler Olson.
- 47:09Speaker 3: So Scott Frank who's the writer director of I Swear,
- 47:14Speaker 3: he also did the Queen's Gambit, which is another brilliant
- 47:17Speaker 3: series of the Chess one. He had the rights to
- 47:20Speaker 3: the books right, and I don't know how long he
- 47:22Speaker 3: had that, maybe three, four or five years, Like I said,
- 47:25Speaker 3: Danish series of books which has been made into film
- 47:29Speaker 3: in Denmark. He found himself in Edinburgh and fell in
- 47:32Speaker 3: love with Scotland and fell in love with Edinburgh, and
- 47:34Speaker 3: he just decided on, we're going to set this in Scotland.
- 47:38Speaker 3: So he's from San Francisco, So it took a guy
- 47:41Speaker 3: from San.
- 47:41Speaker 2: Francisco to realize our worth in a way that some
- 47:44Speaker 2: foot from London don't realize our worth.
- 47:46Speaker 3: Yeah, that's another podcast, don't start. So he said, yeah,
- 47:51Speaker 3: we're having an Edinburgh and such a brilliant area of
- 47:55Speaker 3: Scottish talent, but a really good story. You know that
- 47:58Speaker 3: first episode. People have been saying to me that they
- 48:02Speaker 3: don't normally binge watch anything, but because they watched the first.
- 48:07Speaker 2: End, is that WHOA yeah, because it's a double timeline.
- 48:10Speaker 3: Thing that I didn't see that coming in. I think
- 48:12Speaker 3: Matt Matthew Good is astonishing lead and I get to
- 48:16Speaker 3: play a smarts. It turns out quite good at it,
- 48:18Speaker 3: locking on with him and talk about Yoko Ono and
- 48:21Speaker 3: Vic Kinstein all this. It's it's a really really good
- 48:23Speaker 3: script and Scott Frank likes comedy, so he said to me, look,
- 48:28Speaker 3: if you want to try stuff, try it.
- 48:30Speaker 2: Wow, it's amazing and the fact it's on Netflix. I mean,
- 48:35Speaker 2: don't get me wrong.
- 48:36Speaker 3: I love working in Scotland and I'm happy to you know,
- 48:38Speaker 3: I've got a great profile here and still game has
- 48:40Speaker 3: opened a lot of doors. But you know, it'd be
- 48:42Speaker 3: nice to have a global k and a profile at
- 48:44Speaker 3: the same time. So that's been nice. I was getting
- 48:47Speaker 3: texts from Australia from people saying this show is amazing
- 48:50Speaker 3: and by the way, is that you is that away?
- 48:52Speaker 3: I said, yes, it's a wag because he's my character
- 48:56Speaker 3: is sort of an indetermined age. We reckon he's probably
- 49:00Speaker 3: mid to late thirties. He's an internal student. So they
- 49:03Speaker 3: plunged the show and Rider were on mate and they
- 49:05Speaker 3: took all the black out of the stubble, all great
- 49:08Speaker 3: out of my stubble and gave me some outstandingly psychedelic
- 49:11Speaker 3: clothes to her and the great fun, great dialogue, great show.
- 49:14Speaker 2: It's been an absolute joy.
- 49:16Speaker 3: And yeah, so we're doing season two and what I'm
- 49:19Speaker 3: hoping is is it keeps going because, like I say,
- 49:22Speaker 3: there's nine or ten novels, and I don't know. If
- 49:24Speaker 3: you guys are fans of Slow Horses, you should absolutely
- 49:28Speaker 3: watch a bit of the Start. It's a similar vibe
- 49:31Speaker 3: in terms of it being like a crime thing. But
- 49:35Speaker 3: and that's on a season six and seven, so it'll
- 49:37Speaker 3: be nice to keep it going.
- 49:39Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we could be here and talk all day.
- 49:43Speaker 4: That was brilliant. We finish the podcast with a recommendation
- 49:47Speaker 4: from the previous guests and then you've got to do likewise.
- 49:50Speaker 4: So the last one was Ryan Pollock, who I don't
- 49:53Speaker 4: know how to the screen, ran Jimmy Boy Daddy and Carlie.
- 49:56Speaker 4: It's influencers on TikTok. Anyway, it was a great guest.
- 50:00Speaker 4: He's recommended a film, an album, and a song. Okay,
- 50:03Speaker 4: so his film you know what, Bad Boys Too.
- 50:06Speaker 2: I've never seen it. If youre not, I've not seen it.
- 50:09Speaker 2: I've not seen Bad Boys, you know, so I need
- 50:12Speaker 2: to watch the.
- 50:13Speaker 4: Watched one and two.
- 50:14Speaker 2: Yeah, his album was on the teenage Streets.
- 50:17Speaker 3: Okay, Well we've all had that. Yeah, and that was
- 50:19Speaker 3: a lovely boy by the way, is in Still Game
- 50:23Speaker 3: he before he was famous. Yeah, he gets onto a bus.
- 50:26Speaker 3: He's aged fourteen and yeah yeah, so yeah, if you
- 50:30Speaker 3: google it, someone's taking a still and put it on.
- 50:33Speaker 4: So I for that and the song you'll have held
- 50:36Speaker 4: as well. Robbie Williams angels right, Okay, so we need
- 50:39Speaker 4: a film off you an album song.
- 50:42Speaker 2: Okay, Well I'm just gonna I'll say I swear just
- 50:44Speaker 2: because we talked about it.
- 50:45Speaker 3: But also Angel Heart, which is the Mickey Rourke Robert
- 50:50Speaker 3: de Niro film eighty seven. It's like a gothic horror.
- 50:54Speaker 3: It was when Mickey Rourke was still, you know, like
- 50:57Speaker 3: a real force and Robert hero who's never stopped, really
- 51:00Speaker 3: been a force, but they were both at the height
- 51:02Speaker 3: of their game. And Mickey Rooke plays Harold Angel, who's
- 51:06Speaker 3: this detective who has been sent to find this singer
- 51:08Speaker 3: who turns out was dabbling and satanism.
- 51:11Speaker 2: It is a wonderful film. It's really gets into your bones,
- 51:15Speaker 2: really good film. And it's like two actors at the
- 51:17Speaker 2: peak of the game.
- 51:18Speaker 3: And there's a scene at the end which I won't
- 51:20Speaker 3: spoil it, but because there's a big, big spoiler which
- 51:24Speaker 3: I'm not going to say very good film.
- 51:26Speaker 2: And it's a film that never gets repeated. Really, I
- 51:28Speaker 2: don't know what the deal is eighty seven. I want
- 51:31Speaker 2: to say when I first watched it, I thought, oh.
- 51:35Speaker 3: I like that Mickey Rourke guy, because he'd done a
- 51:37Speaker 3: couple of things by then and obviously have a new
- 51:39Speaker 3: Robert de Niro. It was also the same year he
- 51:41Speaker 3: did Midnight Run, which is one of the best comedies
- 51:44Speaker 3: ever made, so that there's a two for mid Night Run,
- 51:48Speaker 3: one of those films. You know, get those films where
- 51:50Speaker 3: it will be on the Tell, it will be on
- 51:51Speaker 3: Channel four and you shall watch five minutes before you
- 51:53Speaker 3: know it's rolling. So a good Fela is like, I'll
- 51:56Speaker 3: watch five minutes because I know this film Midnight Run
- 52:00Speaker 3: one of those ones.
- 52:01Speaker 2: Okay, So there's that album wise.
- 52:05Speaker 3: That's hard. I'm gonna say Public Enemy. It takes a
- 52:08Speaker 3: nation of billions to hold us back. It's the It's
- 52:11Speaker 3: the It's the album that woke me up to hip hop.
- 52:13Speaker 3: I mean hip hop was a thing when I was
- 52:15Speaker 3: fifteen sixteen, but that was the first kind of political
- 52:18Speaker 3: hip hop. I remember being in the car driving to
- 52:21Speaker 3: school and the radio Amazon it was Mike Reid, not
- 52:24Speaker 3: Mike Read. It was Mike Smith, and he played this
- 52:26Speaker 3: song bring the Noise, and I remember just like like
- 52:29Speaker 3: a like a meerkats and what is that slab of noise?
- 52:33Speaker 2: And it's from the album.
- 52:35Speaker 3: It just sounds really powerful and angry and it's a fantastic,
- 52:39Speaker 3: fantastic album. It's got don't believe the hype on it
- 52:41Speaker 3: as well, and Black Stealing the Hour of Chaos.
- 52:44Speaker 2: It's a real good entry point into sort of political
- 52:46Speaker 2: hip hop. So like that and the song there's a
- 52:53Speaker 2: World Cup song called back in the Game which have
- 52:57Speaker 2: to do it? Get out?
- 52:58Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in the process now of hopefully by the
- 53:02Speaker 3: time that goes out, I'll be able to you could
- 53:04Speaker 3: stick a link on because it's so hot off the
- 53:07Speaker 3: press that I don't know. Spotify YouTube will be something.
- 53:12Speaker 3: Hopefully we'll have done a video as well, but we're
- 53:14Speaker 3: running out of time. I mean as we speak now,
- 53:17Speaker 3: we're two weeks off the first game. So fingers crossed
- 53:20Speaker 3: we can get a video out there, so you might
- 53:22Speaker 3: get a phone call apparently only keep you obscuated? How
- 53:26Speaker 3: many keep you up is can you do? So I
- 53:32Speaker 3: fingers crossed we can get a video and get out
- 53:35Speaker 3: there and so in a very Unscottish, very self indulgent way,
- 53:40Speaker 3: and how to put a voice on some embarrassed.
- 53:42Speaker 2: You should listen to Back in the Game by Sanji
- 53:47Speaker 2: Curley and Tom muriy perfectly enjoy