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#132 - Back to the Basics: Chris & Mike · The Chris and Mike Show

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  I think we're live. On YouTube.
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  There you go boys and girls. Welcome to the September 5th
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  recording of the Christian Mike Show.
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  Look at that radio edit stopping it right on this.
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  Right now we got to give a shout out to our guest that could not
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  be here today, Sean Watson. His wife had some medical
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  emergencies last night. So good thoughts and prayers for
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  him and his wife. Hopefully everything is better
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  and and she's healthy and happy and back home in a couple days.
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  Because absolutely nothing worse than than looking at your
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  significant other and and having the the thought, holy shit,
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  she's having a. Stroke.
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  So turn turn your preamp up just a little.
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  Bit my preamp up, turn my preamp up, preamp up, preamp up.
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  How's that? Yeah, it's much better.
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  Doo Doo, Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo.
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  Yeah, So that was a bummer. So hopefully everything's OK and
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  and. She gets thoughts for sure man.
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  She gets better. So he had found us actually,
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  because I had asked him, Hey, did you do all the things you
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  know? And he actually found us on, on
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  Facebook somehow it. So he already did all that
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  stuff, which was cool as far as subscribing to YouTube and
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  whatnot. Because I hope that's the
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  standard thing. When, when I, I'll send somebody
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  a message, Hey, your show's tomorrow, your show's, you know,
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  Tuesday or Friday, whatever, whatever.
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  How far ahead I reach out to them.
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  And so I said, if you, you know, I would say, if you haven't done
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  so, please do so. And he's like, I did that shit,
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  man. That's how I found you guys.
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  I was like right on. Well, that explains why his name
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  sounds familiar, because I'm sure I've seen his review.
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  Yeah, yeah. So that's cool.
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  Did you? Did you happen to watch football
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  last night 'cause I did. NFL opened up yesterday, boys
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  and girls, if you didn't know. Let me tell you how much
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  willpower I still have left in my life.
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  I worked at 12. I got up at 4:00 in the morning.
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  I worked a 12 hour day, went out and got me some delicious
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  Mexican food. I took a.
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  Shower. I sat down to watch some NFL
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  football since it was the first real game, right?
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  And then the weather delay came up and I even powered through
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  that. I was up till midnight man Wow.
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  As a 52 year old man I still powered through till midnight
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  without any help at all. Not even any caffeine.
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  Wow. So, so at the at the power
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  outage, we went and did married people stuff and then came back
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  and there's still a power outage.
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  Yeah, we ended up watching. Yeah, something.
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  So then we ended up watching there's a new show called Paper.
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  It's it's the premise is the documentary crew of Dunder
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  Mifflin goes back to Dunder Mifflin Paper Company 20 years
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  later just to find out that its business has closed.
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  So I'm guessing this is on Peacock?
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  It is on Peacock. And so they end up talking to
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  Bob Vance. Bob Vance points out that, you
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  know, they their business folded and stuff and there's a new, a
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  new something kind of business in Toledo, OH.
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  So you go to it's, it's kind of weird.
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  It's a paper. It's a paper company, you know,
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  like, like, like a newspaper company.
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  That's what I should say. Like the Arizona Republic or
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  whatever you have in Illinois, right.
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  But they're fledgling. The paper press doesn't work.
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  It hasn't run for years type thing.
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  And they keep going back and forth because in the 70s
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  apparently they did a documentary on this newspaper,
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  which, yeah, OK, it's kind of weird.
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  It's I don't it, it didn't pass the piss break.
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  And what I mean by that, if you're watching a new show and
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  you're so engaged and so captivated by it, but you got to
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  pee. You pause the TV, you go pee,
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  you come back. This, this didn't pass that
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  because I didn't feel like I was going to miss anything
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  important. And then when I came back that.
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  Analogy because I think that and I never put that into words.
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  There's times where you absolute.
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  It's like I got to pause this like.
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  Yeah, and then there's Game of Thrones, right?
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  Game with great Sopranos for those of you that are into
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  Breaking Bad. For those of you in the Into The
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  Walking Dead right, The office was walking.
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  Dead was the best show ever, until it wasn't.
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  I I watched it for a little bit, but I could never really.
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  I probably watched one or two seasons and I didn't.
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  Start. That's what I'm saying.
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  It was the greatest show ever until it wasn't.
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  And I can't explain why it wasn't, but it just something
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  just I don't know, it got old. I don't think you can.
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  You can do very much with zombie as the main character because
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  how many times you're going to go from city to city or house to
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  house or whatever from point A to point B and continuously
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  encounter zombies? Like, what are you fucking
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  stupid? Like, you know, they're out
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  there. OK, now that you say that,
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  here's an example. So in the beginning of the show,
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  the zombies were scary. And this thing was whatever they
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  had that the humans could get, it seemed like it was really
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  intense, right? It was scary.
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  The zombies were not, I don't know, towards the third or
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  fourth season, all of a sudden they were just so easy to kill.
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  It's like you could hit them with a pencil.
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  They fell over dead, right? Yeah, just one of one of the.
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  I call it a day. Yeah.
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  So to your point, how many times can you go City City and do that
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  and make a show out of it? Right.
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  And that's, that was my, that was my point too.
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  It's like, OK, you can, you can. And the problem is because the
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  zombie was the main character in my eyes, if you have, if you
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  have, you know, the cast is the main character.
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  And then, and then like whatever adventure they're trying to
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  accomplish, whatever goal they're trying to achieve, it
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  would work, right? Yeah.
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  But if but if you just center around something that's going to
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  attack you, it's like it works in a movie, right?
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  2828 days right and 28 days later one of the.
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  Zombieland. Great.
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  Those are scary fucking movies for sure.
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  Those were very well done. Yeah.
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  And like I said, in my opinion, The Walking Dead is one of the
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  best shows ever for the first maybe three seasons.
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  And I'm sorry to anybody that that's your favorite show ever
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  and you watched every episode. I know that how that is when
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  somebody starts shitting on your show, but for me, it just lost
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  me at some point. Breaking Bad.
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  I was engaged throughout the entire thing.
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  See, I couldn't watch Breaking Bad because it hit.
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  It hit too close to home. Well, obviously it did for me
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  too, but you know. But yeah, but you lived that.
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  So it's different I think because, you know, I, I was on
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  the outside looking in where you had first hand experience with
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  that. So that may have been the the
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  difference of your ability to go through that and our ability
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  like, yeah, it's not happening because we, I tried and the
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  first couple episodes like, yeah, that's just not doing
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  this. I get it, and I think you're
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  right. I'd lived on that.
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  I lived on his side. Of the fence, yeah, right.
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  So right. So you could relate, right?
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  Oh yeah. So it's like you could watch The
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  Sopranos, right? You could watch The Sopranos all
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  day long and you love the show, but if you're a a mobster and in
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  a lifestyle, you fucking eat, drink, breathe and bleed that
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  show because Oh yeah, Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
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  I just that I remember killing that guy over there.
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  I killed a guy that way. You know, or if you were one of
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  those characters that was loosely based off of and one of
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  your bodies got whacked, you probably wouldn't want to watch
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  that show, Right. Yeah.
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  Like, hey, that's exactly that's.
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  A lot. Kind of like stuff.
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  It's like when people when the Dahmer stuff came out, the
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  Dahmer documentaries and shit and and and it was the world
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  didn't. Want to watch that?
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  Right. And if you're if you're, if your
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  son, because most of all his victims were male, I think all
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  of them. But so if your son, your
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  brother, whatever was one of his victims, I think that would be
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  really hard to watch and you would probably be angry as as a
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  as an individual that they actually you.
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  This guy doesn't deserve a movie.
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  About, no question. And there's been what, four or
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  five now? Like with Bundy, How many Bundy
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  movies have there been man problems?
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  At least 5. Right.
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  I remember the first one was Mark Hamill.
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  Remember Mark Hamill? Yeah.
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  What was that? Probably mid to late 80s.
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  Yeah, yeah. One of those NBC Saturday night,
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  Everybody's Got to Watch It movies.
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  Yep. I'm not Mark Hamill.
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  I'm sorry, Mark Harmon. Oh, the NCIS guy, Yeah.
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  Yeah, Mark Harmon, that was his. That was like his his breakout,
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  I think. Yeah, Mark Hamill was Luke
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  Skywalker. Right.
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  Brain fart. Sorry, everybody's like what?
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  Skywalker didn't play Ted Bundy. That would be quite a dichotomy
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  and right? Right, so I I saw something the
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  other day. Speaking of roles, James
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  Gandolfini AKA Tony Soprano was actually actually auditioned for
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  Leonardo Dicaprio's role in the Titanic.
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  I saw that somewhere too earlier and I talked about it privately.
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  I don't know which, but yes and. They felt the the the the ship
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  would have owed him his his presence, 'cause he did.
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  He had an amazing presence for a human that.
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  Was one of the greatest characters to ever grace the
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  television or big screen. He he lived, slept, breathed
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  that role. I mean, I was scared of the Duke
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  do. You remember him.
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  A true romance. Oh yeah, of course.
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  Yeah, that that's, that's the thing about him.
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  There's some actors, I think that just.
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  What's the movie he did with Brad Pitt?
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  That was He was really good in that too.
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  The Mexican. Yes.
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  Oh, that was a great movie, dude.
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  Outstanding. That was the thing about
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  Gandolfini, man, He, he. I don't like a chameleon.
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  Yeah, I don't. Know if he can call him a a a
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  like Pacino De Niro or character.
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  Like they immersed themselves like Val Kilmer did and and Jim
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  Carrey did, like they immersed themselves in the role they
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  lived and breathed that character while it was shooting.
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  I don't think Gandolfini did that.
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  I just think he had an innated ability to kind of flip that
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  switch on. And the whole reason the soprano
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  thing worked, which there's been so many stories about it was his
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  vulnerability. The fact that you had this, this
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  gangster who was straight up fucking walk up behind you and
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  just he wanted to shoot you behind your head, in the back of
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  the head. He would just have me turn
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  around and shoot you in your face, right?
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  He was that kind of ruthless. You know, you're not going to
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  stand in my way, gangster. But then he was his father, and
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  he was his husband, who was. And the scenes where he's
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  sitting in there with the psychiatrist when he just breaks
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  down crying, right? Then all of a sudden it's like,
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  well, maybe I'm not scared of this guy.
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  And then like you said, then the next scene is he's taking that
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  grot behind that dude in the forest and he's like, oh, Rat
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  just chokes him to death, you know?
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  Right. And he's take, he takes Meadow
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  to college and then drops her off and takes care of something.
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  In the middle of the college visit he just totally murders
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  that dude. Yeah, but that was that was the
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  dynamic of his character. I think that's why that show was
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  so successful. And that's why you can go back
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  now and still continue to watch it.
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  We probably watched that series 3 or 4 times since it's in
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  section for sure. You know, Skylar, Skylar put up
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  a thing yesterday. It was funny on TikTok or
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  something. Oh yeah.
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  By the way, happy birthday, Skylar.
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  I can ever talk about off the show my daughter's birthdays
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  today. She's she's the she's the first
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  person that made me a father and my wife and mother.
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  She got, what was it? We got married in February of
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  96, and she was born in September 96.
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  It took her a while to figure out the math on that, you know?
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  Wait a minute. Well, yeah.
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  So happy birthday, Skyler. Absolutely.
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  Happy birthday. Yeah.
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  So that was a total I took. I squirreled moment now.
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  Damn it. Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel.
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  What are we talking about? Sopranos.
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  Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.
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  So she put this thing up on her page yesterday, something from
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  TikTok. This girl's in a diner eating
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  like Uncle Sal's deli, whatever, and the chicks like eating her
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  sandwich. And then all of a sudden she
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  stops and kind of turns her head because don't stop believing
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  comes on from Journey, right, Which was the final episode
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  scene, the final scene of The Sopranos, which left you
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  thinking what what what happened?
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  And you were either on the 50% of the people that absolutely
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  hated that ending, right? Or you're on a 50% that was a,
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  that's like a Democrat and a Republican.
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  You either hated her or you loved it.
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  You know I. Was kind of down the middle.
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  I was down the middle because it's like, I want to, I want
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  closure, but I don't want closure because it kept it open,
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  you know? I guess you and I were in the
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  same boat. I was pretty neutral on it.
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  I wanted to hate it and I wanted to love it.
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  So I guess that makes me neutral, right?
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  Right. What I don't like is his son,
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  Michael Gandolfini is now portraying a young Tony Soprano
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  in the prequel to the show. They did one.
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  Did you watch that? What?
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  What was it called? I don't remember.
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  I thought it was stupid. No offense.
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  Michael Gandolfini, Dude, I. Tried, I did because The
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  Sopranos is one of my favorite shows too, and I wanted to
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  understand where they were going.
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  This Many Saints of Newark or something like that.
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  Yes, there it is. Dude, I tried I I have never
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  gotten through to the end. I can't do it.
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  Yeah, he will reprise as well. Michael Gandolfini.
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  According to February 2025, it says Michael Gandolfini reacts
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  to rumors he was to reprise the role of a young Tony Soprano in
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  the prequel series, which is called.
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  Oh, no, he was talking about it. He was at something else.
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  Yeah, St. The Many Saints of Newark is
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  what it was in 2021. He's been in, he's been in.
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  He's not he's not a how many? He's first question, is Michael
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  Gandolfini sober? Technically, I've never had a
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  legal a legal drink. That's, you know.
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  Oh, that's a cute little picture of him and his dad.
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  Oh, let's screen share this because that's this'll be cool.
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  Share screen. Yeah, I'm not even dissing on
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  his acting. I just didn't think the show was
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  good. Yeah.
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  So this is a cool picture of him and his dad.
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  That's a cool picture. Absolutely.
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  Yeah. So that's kind of definitely.
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  Looks like him. Oh, yeah, he does for sure.
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  I mean, all those pictures over here, you can definitely see
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  the, the, you know, oh, $70 million.
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  So 13 year old son Michael will inherit the majority of his
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  father's estate worth an estimated 70 million dollars,
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  $70 million. That's not bad.
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  Out of a hard team. No, they died of a heart attack
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  too, at 51 years old. So that was, that's like, that
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  sucks. That totally sucks.
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  Jimmy had suffered from alcohol and drug abuse for years.
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  The stress of occupying a lead role in the smash hit was
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  formidable. That's a drag.
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  That is a drag. I wasn't expecting to see that
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  which. Probably further took a toll on
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  his. Heart on the heart.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of of James Gandolfini,
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  because since I'm sharing the screen, there's some of the
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  movies he's done that have been just absolutely fantastic that
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  we're just not. You wouldn't think like this
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  enough said. Dude, what a freaking movie that
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  is. That is a great.
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  Killing Them Softly is really good too.
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  Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, absolutely.
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  That was not an amazing role for him too.
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  And there's the Mexican you talked about.
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  What's that? I don't have my glasses on.
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  What's that one? The last?
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  The last what? You just had your cursor on it.
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  Right here, Crimson Tide. No, the last something.
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  Or maybe I oh. Oh, where was it?
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  I just saw that too. The Last Castle.
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  Click on that. Who?
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  There he is, right there. I don't think I.
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  Ever did action throw in 2001? Jailed for insubordination,
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  heroic general was sent to a military prison run by a hard
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  nosed warden. A battle of wills emerges
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  between the two men. I'll have to.
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  Look that up. Yeah, I'm yeah, like I didn't
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  realize he's some of these. I didn't realize he was in.
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  That's a lot of that's a lot of movies, man. 2 romance was wires
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  introduced to him. I'm trying.
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  To see how. For sure I want to.
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  I want to see how how how early in his career that was.
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  They didn't even freaking show it man.
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  True romance. Just look up true romance.
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  Yeah, I'm going to guess 1987 before you look it up.
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  I was 1993. I'm just, I'm wanting to know
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  where, where that was in his, in his role of films or you know
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  what I mean? Like, like way early for sure
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  'cause he was, he was, yeah, way early for sure.
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  It's kind of like I thought about this the other day, so.
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  Brad Pitt. Hold on, what year was it?
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  1993. Oh, that's the year I moved to
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  Arizona. That's why I was so familiar
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  with it. I went to the movie theater to
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  see that. Yeah, So Brad Pitt, which I
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  think this, this or Thelma and ladies was one of his first
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  roles, I think, don't quote me, he was outstanding as Floyd the
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  Stoner. Oh, for sure.
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  Just Floyd. Floyd can't answer the door
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  links for me. Oh man, I didn't even hear you
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  can't help me out every now and then.
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  Yes, yes, We're going to Fast forward because the end of this
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  is funny. It is when the gangster's there.
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  Yeah, right on, right around. Right there, dude.
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  Oh good. Are you Dick Richie?
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  No do. You know of Clarence Wally?
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  Yes. You know where we can find him.
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  Yes, I do. The the honey bear bomb dude.
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  Probably Ambassador. Where's that?
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  Well, you go. No.
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  Yeah. Go down.
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  Go down beach. You guys want to?
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  Go. Down Beechwood you drive.
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  Wild. And then you're going to turn
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  right. OK?
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  And then you go and you keep driving and you keep driving.
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  You guys want to smoke a bowl? Like it's in this little honey.
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  It's a little honey thing. I'm fucking crying, dude.
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  I just watched that. Not too long.
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  Ago. Yeah, this is hard.
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  Man. It's a great movie.
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  I got to tell Jake to watch that when Jake's going to ask me what
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  movies to watch. Oh, tell him that one for sure.
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  Yeah, he he watched, Remember. Remember.
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  Oh, come on. Deer Hunter.
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  Oh, absolutely, dude. He watched that and he's like,
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  oh, that's a great fucking movie, Dad, that is such a
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  movie. I asked him last night, what
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  movie should I watch? He's like, I don't know, like,
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  OK, so I've been dropping all these things like, like, he's
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  got a list going on of like his top 100 movies.
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  He asked for westerns. See if you recognize these
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  westerns, the Long Riders. Say that again.
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  The Long Riders, who is in it? Oh dude, I you're going to,
• 20:44
  you're going to love this man. I've seen so many westerns, I
• 20:48
  probably saw it at least once. It sounds for.
• 20:50
  Me this. This by far, I think brought
• 20:54
  westerns back to the forefront, sharing the screen again when
• 21:00
  when westerns weren't cool. OK, this is the amazing thing
• 21:04
  about this. This is the amazing thing in
• 21:06
  1980. This is what's amazing.
• 21:09
  David Carroting, Robert Carroting and Keith Carroting
• 21:12
  played the Younger brothers, OK Coleman, Bob and Jim.
• 21:16
  So Coleman Younger was what I wanted in the name Jake, but
• 21:19
  they could realize it was an outlaw.
• 21:20
  So she's like, no. Then you have Stacy Keach and
• 21:23
  James Keach are playing Frank and Jesse James.
• 21:25
  OK, you have Dennis Quaid, Randy Quaid playing the Millers,
• 21:32
  Christopher Guest. Now people don't understand who
• 21:34
  Christopher Guest is for most part.
• 21:36
  If you if you love Spinal Tap, Christopher Guest was is Nigel
• 21:40
  in Spinal Tap. I want to turn it up to 11.
• 21:43
  OK, that's who Christopher Guest is.
• 21:45
  So he and his brother, he and his brother were in the movie as
• 21:48
  well. So the coolest thing about it
• 21:50
  was it was it was just a a series.
• 21:53
  It was a movie with us with like three sets of brothers.
• 21:56
  So the entire the main the main gang right, was the James
• 22:03
  younger gang. So they were the ones that the
• 22:06
  youngers, I'm sorry, the carradines, the Quaids and the
• 22:11
  Keeches played the main gang of of the James younger game with
• 22:14
  the Millers, which is which is just two Millers.
• 22:17
  I don't want an update of their of their cast.
• 22:19
  Stop that. I'm with the trailer man, the
• 22:22
  trailer's ass dude, that's right there.
• 22:24
  Oh, there it is. OK, gotcha.
• 22:27
  So and I got the by all the the artists, the actors in it.
• 22:34
  So check this out. This is bad.
• 22:41
  They were nine men. They were four families of
• 22:45
  brothers. They rode together from Missouri
• 22:49
  to Minnesota and from Texas to Tennessee.
• 22:54
  They were the most famous outlaw heroes of the West.
• 22:58
  They were known as the Long Riders.
• 23:02
  This is their story, and it's as close to the truth as legends
• 23:06
  can ever be. You don't give us no trouble,
• 23:09
  Mr. I want your sons, Miss Samuel.
• 23:13
  What do you want them for? For robbing banks and trains,
• 23:15
  man. What do you think your chances
• 23:19
  are bringing them in? It's an amazingly stupid
• 23:21
  question. Wait for them to come out.
• 23:27
  People say they got one of the youngers.
• 23:28
  People say they got the wrong younger.
• 23:33
  You meant an excellent job of making heroes at every one of
• 23:35
  those gentlemen. You gotta write me a book.
• 23:39
  Make myself even more famous than I am.
• 23:44
  You've been alone. Excuse me, miss.
• 23:48
  I was wondering if you cared to dance.
• 23:50
  I'd be delighted coming back for you.
• 23:56
  Going to be meeting up real soon.
• 23:58
  They got a real fat bank up there, scattered it out myself.
• 24:02
  Northfield, you're going to have safe Mr. You're here the.
• 24:07
  Thinker told us he might be coming.
• 24:11
  This is an epic feeling. David Keith and Robert
• 24:15
  Carradine. Cole, Jim and Bobby.
• 24:18
  Younger James and Stacy Keach is Jesse and Frank James Dennis and
• 24:31
  Randy Quaid is Clell and Ed Miller.
• 24:39
  Christopher and Nicholas Guest is the Ford brothers, the Long
• 24:47
  Riders. I don't think I ever saw that
• 24:50
  dude. Dude.
• 24:52
  Great fucking movie man. I'll have to see if I can find
• 24:55
  it streaming anywhere. Yeah, great movie, dude.
• 24:57
  It actually even has all the musics by Ry Cooter, which I had
• 25:02
  it somewhere. I had, I had, I framed it, I had
• 25:06
  the the the album itself that had all the brothers signatures
• 25:10
  on it. Still have it.
• 25:11
  So it has the keyches, the, the Carradines and, and the guests,
• 25:13
  which may be worth a little bit of something because David
• 25:15
  Carradine's dead now. But the album is it's a trip,
• 25:19
  man. It's all like like Civil war
• 25:22
  vibe and stuff. Like there's just scene in the
• 25:23
  movie where Robert carried. He's on.
• 25:24
  They're on a train going to to Minnesota to rob the bank.
• 25:27
  And you know the instrument with the comb, like you have a comb
• 25:30
  in your mouth and you're Ding, Ding, Ding that little.
• 25:32
  Yeah. Yeah, mouth harp.
• 25:35
  Yeah, mouth harp. There you go.
• 25:36
  He's playing that on the train, man.
• 25:38
  It's a trip. It's a good movie.
• 25:40
  The the end of it when they're trying to get out of Minnesota,
• 25:43
  it's got to be one of the far, by far the best scenes in my
• 25:47
  opinion, that involves guns and shit because because how they
• 25:53
  make it, how they make it sound. It's like you hear the rifle,
• 25:57
  but then it it it, it kind of has this really cool effect
• 25:59
  where it goes so in a slow motion.
• 26:04
  So, so David Carradine's character gets shot like 27
• 26:08
  times and every time he gets shot, like had the little blood
• 26:11
  packs, like when I was in theater, you have these little,
• 26:14
  you could put blood packs all back then, right?
• 26:16
  You put blood packs on the, on the body that are hooked to
• 26:18
  electrodes and shit. So you have somebody in the, in
• 26:20
  the background, special effects guy and you're timing it to
• 26:24
  where when the guns fired, you hit the button and it and it
• 26:27
  explodes the blood pack, right? So imagine it's they had to
• 26:32
  shoot the scene probably 1000 times because you're you're
• 26:34
  going through this small town on horseback and you see a guy
• 26:38
  shooting him and then he and then they they zoom in to
• 26:41
  carroting like that one scene. He was getting on back of the
• 26:43
  horse with his brother. He's probably pull himself up
• 26:46
  and he was still getting shot. So as you're getting shot, the
• 26:49
  blood packs explode. It's a it's a great fucking
• 26:53
  movie, man, because again, it came.
• 26:54
  I want. To find it.
• 26:55
  Man, Yeah, yeah, it came out in the 80s, nineteen 80 and the
• 26:59
  Westerns kind of died because Clint Eastwood own that market
• 27:02
  forever and he kind of stopped that shit in the 70s.
• 27:04
  So this, to me, kind of brought Westerns back to the forefront.
• 27:08
  Well, Speaking of him, you know what did that again in the 90s
• 27:11
  was The Unforgiven same. Oh yeah, that's a great movie
• 27:15
  too. That's another one I got to tell
• 27:17
  Jake to watch the. Unforgiven and Tombstone, they
• 27:19
  were right. Around he watched Tombstone.
• 27:20
  He loves, he loves. He liked him.
• 27:23
  He liked Russell in in Tombstone over Val Kilbridge.
• 27:28
  What? Well, and you know, that just
• 27:32
  shows you that if you go into something with open eyes.
• 27:36
  Yeah. And knowing.
• 27:38
  Yeah. You and I grew up with Val
• 27:40
  Kilmer as Ice Man, everything Top Gun.
• 27:44
  And then he kind of faded from existence a little bit.
• 27:48
  Yeah. And then all of a sudden he
• 27:49
  comes out and tombstone his doc holiday and just stole the show.
• 27:53
  Man, I think we were too close to all those characters.
• 27:57
  He's he has no preconceived notion of who any of those
• 28:00
  people are. And Russell was a bad ass in
• 28:03
  that show. Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely.
• 28:06
  That scene with him and Billy Bob Thornton is probably my
• 28:09
  favorite scene in the whole movie other than Doc Holiday.
• 28:12
  When he's, you know I'll be your help.
• 28:14
  See, I I totally forgot Billy Bob Thornton was in that.
• 28:18
  Yeah, and he was a fat, pudgy little guy back then.
• 28:22
  Yeah, that's crazy, man. He goes in there and just
• 28:25
  totally bitch slapped him off that Pharaoh game.
• 28:28
  Yeah, that's right. I totally forgot about that.
• 28:32
  You're going to throw down, boy. You're just going to stand there
• 28:34
  and bleed. Tell me that's not one of the
• 28:39
  greatest lines ever. That's absolutely, absolutely.
• 28:43
  It's like you talk big for a guy that don't go heels.
• 28:47
  You know, I don't need to go heels with a tub like you.
• 28:50
  That's what he's. Saying, all right, you want to
• 28:57
  talk football first week into football.
• 28:59
  Yeah, I think we squirreled all the way away from football.
• 29:01
  That's OK, so. So you said something about you
• 29:04
  came back after the power outage and that's where?
• 29:07
  We were right. So we watched the fourth quarter
• 29:10
  basically and and well, yeah, 'cause we.
• 29:12
  Well, it was the end of the third.
• 29:13
  There was like what, 4 minutes left when they came back and
• 29:16
  then the. I don't know.
• 29:17
  I don't know cause 'cause again once once halftime hit.
• 29:22
  When they came back after the after the storm, there was like
• 29:27
  4 minutes left in the third quarter and obviously all of the
• 29:30
  fourth quarter. Yeah, I we, we didn't get back
• 29:34
  in front of the TV till the fourth quarter began.
• 29:36
  Now, what's what's what I think's bullshit.
• 29:38
  The beginning of the game did you saw that right where the one
• 29:41
  dude spit at Dak Prescott's chest?
• 29:44
  Yeah, but you know, come to find out, Dak Prescott spit at him
• 29:47
  first, but he spit at the ground.
• 29:49
  Well, see, that's what I kind of said.
• 29:51
  I'm like, OK, So what did that Prescott do?
• 29:53
  And, and I got into a bait with somebody on on the and said.
• 29:56
  Something. And then he spit it around in
• 29:58
  his direction and then there's no excuse for that dude spitting
• 30:03
  on it. I mean, come on.
• 30:04
  But but he's can't do that bullshit.
• 30:06
  Agreed. But underneath the pile, man,
• 30:09
  there's all kinds of shit going on.
• 30:10
  I I get it. Like there's so much dirty shit
• 30:13
  going on, you and I have known each.
• 30:14
  Other for 30 fucking years and never spit on each other.
• 30:17
  No, this is true. That's why Queens Rec will never
• 30:20
  get back together because Jeff Tate spit on one of the members
• 30:23
  of Queens Rec and that. I think, dude, no, I don't want
• 30:26
  to get away from football too far, but let me ask you this
• 30:29
  question. Is there anything more
• 30:31
  disrespectful that one man can do to another man than to
• 30:34
  fucking spit on him? I would rather you punch me in
• 30:36
  the face and I mean that because at least then we can have a
• 30:40
  fight, right? Right.
• 30:42
  You spit on me. That's so disrespectful.
• 30:45
  I agree with that but looking at and I'm not defending the dude
• 30:48
  spinning I think it's disgusting.
• 30:50
  But he didn't spit in his face it hit his chest plate.
• 30:52
  Because they show the thing like 10 freaking times and not no.
• 30:55
  Question. It hit right where that little
• 30:56
  emblem was. Right, right.
• 30:59
  But the NFL will let somebody go up and grab a face Mac and pull
• 31:02
  you down, throw a flag. 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct You can
• 31:06
  you can cut a guy off the knees 15 yards in sportsman like
• 31:09
  conduct. Well, you saw that last night,
• 31:11
  that dude ripped that dude's helmet off from the Cowboys
• 31:14
  first, right? And then that guy tried to Jack
• 31:16
  his off. And dude from the Cowboys is the
• 31:18
  one that got in trouble, right? Right.
• 31:20
  So they missed. And they do that all the time.
• 31:23
  I hate Chris Collinsworth. His voice drives me fucking.
• 31:26
  Crazy. Well, guess what?
• 31:27
  He's signing a four year extension, Mike.
• 31:28
  He's going to be there for four more years.
• 31:30
  But I'm going to tell you there was 2 times last night where I
• 31:33
  agreed with him wholeheartedly, OK, when he said that if the
• 31:37
  Eagles lose that game, that dude will be the one that pays the
• 31:41
  price because there was no excuse for that, I had to agree
• 31:45
  with that. And the other thing was the
• 31:47
  point that you just brought up where the dude from the Cowboys
• 31:51
  got his helmet ripped off 1st and then he tried to retaliate
• 31:54
  and the guy who tried to retaliate was the one that got
• 31:56
  in trouble. He said the NFL has a huge
• 31:59
  problem with that. I can't argue with that either.
• 32:01
  He's right. And so see so and this would
• 32:04
  totally dumb down and the game's already being dumbed down,
• 32:06
  right? Because like it just.
• 32:08
  There were some disgusting moments last night and I'm sure
• 32:10
  the commissioner was not happy. If you're sitting in his shoes,
• 32:14
  you know what? There were moments that looked
• 32:15
  like a fucking circus. Yeah, but it is the Eagles and
• 32:18
  Cowboys, two of the most loved or hated franchises in the NFL,
• 32:22
  right? You either love them or you hate
• 32:23
  them. There's no.
• 32:24
  There's no. And because I'm a Giants fan, I
• 32:26
  could care less. I was hoping you'd end up in a
• 32:28
  tie, you know, but it didn't. It's, you know, but yeah, I, I,
• 32:32
  I feel that for sure. OK, so Eagles won the game,
• 32:39
  which, you know, is, you know, Dallas Cowboys, right?
• 32:42
  The Dallas Cowboys are now out of the playoffs, as we all know.
• 32:48
  I've been watching why we're on this game.
• 32:50
  It was a great season. Right, it was I've been why
• 32:53
  we're on this game. I've been watching America's
• 32:56
  Team, right? I'm not a Cowboys fan.
• 32:58
  And and somebody had chimed in on Facebook about it.
• 33:00
  One of my friends, Tracy. Hi, Tracy.
• 33:02
  And and I was like, oh, I'm not watching that.
• 33:04
  And then she made a comment backslider.
• 33:06
  I don't remember what the comment was, but I watched it.
• 33:09
  It's actually pretty interesting because it's it's more centered
• 33:12
  around Jerry as an individual and how he rose to become the
• 33:15
  owner of the Cowboys and how really.
• 33:17
  Yeah, how he how his entire family's involved.
• 33:21
  He put everything he had. He he was.
• 33:24
  He was I. Did know that he went all in on
• 33:26
  the Cowboys. Yeah, well, he, well, he was
• 33:28
  miss, he was missing. He was an oil man and his drills
• 33:31
  weren't, weren't going, they weren't hitting, they weren't
• 33:34
  producing nothing. So he had like one last ditch
• 33:36
  effort. All his money at the time, he
• 33:38
  only had $800,000 only put all of that money, but he put every
• 33:44
  single dime into this well. So that thing doesn't hit.
• 33:49
  He's, he's not Jerry Jones. Like that's, that's the turning
• 33:53
  point of his life, right? It's, it's here's every single
• 33:56
  penny I have is going into drilling this well.
• 34:00
  So it's a hit or miss thing. There's, there's it, it, it,
• 34:03
  there's no Gray there. It's like I either hit it or I
• 34:06
  don't. I'm either on top of the world
• 34:09
  or I'm living in the gutter. And it hit and it was $100
• 34:12
  million. Well, he's, and he explains it
• 34:15
  in the, in the documentary. So if you, if you're not a
• 34:17
  Cowboys fan, I'm not a Cowboys fan at all.
• 34:20
  But if you like life stories and if you like a life resume, as we
• 34:24
  call it here, it's a great, it's a great documentary to watch.
• 34:27
  You just got to kind of get past the Cowboy nonsense.
• 34:31
  Yeah, I love. Stuff like that.
• 34:32
  I've actually been watching the Bills one right now that's on,
• 34:35
  what is it, Amazon Prime, I think.
• 34:38
  And that makes me want Josh Allen to win a Super Bowl even
• 34:41
  more. It might be on Netflix.
• 34:43
  I watched quarterback, which Josh Allen was.
• 34:46
  Now there's a you know how they did with the bears last year,
• 34:48
  where they followed the bears all the way through training
• 34:50
  camp? Yeah, there's a new one on the
• 34:53
  bills this year. I believe it's on Amazon Prime.
• 34:55
  OK, I'll check that out because really like that stuff too.
• 34:58
  Makes me want Josh Allen to win a Super Bowl even more.
• 35:00
  I'm not a Bills fan, but like, did you?
• 35:03
  I'm not a rabid live or die by my team fan either, you know?
• 35:08
  So their new stadium, the Bills are building Yes, they were on
• 35:11
  the on the show quarterback. They him and Josh Allen, the
• 35:14
  owner, they go into this middle of the field whatever in the new
• 35:18
  building stadium they're building, they're creating
• 35:21
  creating that thing at a level where there's no wind inside the
• 35:25
  stadium. It's open air stadium, but
• 35:30
  there's there's there's no wind. They'll have no wind and I'd I'd
• 35:34
  like what? Some of those crazy shapes you
• 35:37
  see when you get outside the United States, like down in
• 35:39
  South America and Europe for the soccer stadiums, that's the
• 35:43
  reason they're shaped like that is to keep the weather and the
• 35:46
  elements out but still be able to have an open roof.
• 35:50
  Right, that's really cool, which is crazy.
• 35:54
  I just. Don't think it's crazy to have
• 35:56
  an open air stadium in Buffalo when you get.
• 35:59
  I don't because no part I don't. I don't and the reason why I
• 36:02
  don't. Here's the.
• 36:03
  Stage, I know what you're going to say and that's why they're
• 36:05
  going to do it because that's part of they're like, that's the
• 36:08
  12th man, 13th man, yes, you know, yeah.
• 36:11
  It's the yeah, it's, it's, it's part of the dynamic culture of
• 36:15
  football. Weather is a factor.
• 36:17
  You can't, you know, I like I. It was irritated last night that
• 36:22
  that I was. Just thinking of it from a
• 36:24
  monetary standpoint if I was the owner.
• 36:27
  Yeah, but people are going to fill that anyway, man.
• 36:29
  They're going to fill it anyway, you know.
• 36:31
  But I mean, I got the pictures up on the on the on the show,
• 36:33
  but I mean, it's, it's the artist renders are fantastic.
• 36:36
  Yeah, it's beautiful. But this, this one is just this
• 36:40
  one's. Whoops.
• 36:40
  Where'd it go? I don't want that.
• 36:43
  That's cool. That picture is cool, right?
• 36:45
  That is really cool. And somehow wind does not get in
• 36:48
  there. See, that's how that shape
• 36:50
  around the edge is the what I see here.
• 36:52
  Soccer stadiums. Oh, OK.
• 36:55
  Now it's concave down and then it rises up and then down again.
• 37:00
  It makes the wind go around the stadium instead of down inside
• 37:04
  it. Interesting.
• 37:05
  So as it hits it from the side, see how it's going to go up away
• 37:08
  from the stadium and it wouldn't hits it.
• 37:10
  From. It's going to go out.
• 37:13
  Like that little peak right there.
• 37:15
  It forces there up and then back down again.
• 37:18
  Interesting. So it's GEICO.
• 37:21
  Interesting. That's cool.
• 37:23
  So that's the Bills game. So back to football here.
• 37:26
  So we have we have Chiefs in Chargers tonight.
• 37:30
  What do you think about that one?
• 37:34
  We're going to share the schedule.
• 37:36
  I'd like the sharing thing. So Chief and Chargers, who wins
• 37:39
  that game? It's in San Diego and it's Jim
• 37:43
  Harbaugh, right? Second season as head coach for
• 37:45
  the Chargers. I just don't think I still my
• 37:50
  money's on the Chiefs. OK, Yeah.
• 37:54
  Now are you, are you betting for the weekend?
• 37:56
  Are you betting on the games? I'll bet on the Chiefs.
• 37:59
  I stayed away from last night's game because I didn't know if
• 38:01
  Dallas had a defense. None of them had neither one
• 38:04
  have defense man, that was 7 possessions in the first half, 7
• 38:07
  scores. Like obviously you settled down
• 38:10
  in the second-half because. But somebody I who threw 3
• 38:13
  picks, I heard something about somebody throwing 3 picks or
• 38:17
  somebody and I heard overheard one of the commentators saying,
• 38:19
  oh, you know, 3 interception night was one of them really the
• 38:22
  one. Yeah, let's go to the stats.
• 38:24
  I don't I could be wrong. I watched that whole game.
• 38:27
  I don't. OK, maybe it was something else
• 38:29
  he was referring to. Yeah, no interceptions for DAC.
• 38:34
  OK. OK, then it must have been.
• 38:36
  He must have been referring to like last time or something.
• 38:39
  Yeah, because I, I, he said that I was like, oh, that would
• 38:42
  explain the outcome. Yeah, because I thought about
• 38:44
  that when the game was over. I'm like, I don't think there
• 38:46
  was a single interception through him.
• 38:48
  Yeah, there wasn't, according to what I just looked.
• 38:50
  AT DAK almost threw one but CD came back and saved his ass.
• 38:54
  Yeah, well, CD had four drops too.
• 38:56
  He did. But see, and that's like that's
• 38:58
  the problem. But that's the problem with the
• 39:00
  starters not playing in pre season.
• 39:02
  You don't then it's like the first two games of the season
• 39:05
  are how you're getting out your bugs man.
• 39:07
  The cool thing about the Bills, I don't know if you did this in
• 39:10
  the thing that you watched, but in the quarterback thing I
• 39:12
  watched they actually play in their stadium 3 times during pre
• 39:17
  season during the week and have fans come in.
• 39:19
  They're playing actual games against themselves.
• 39:22
  Right. I thought that was fascinating
• 39:24
  because I don't think any other team does that.
• 39:27
  No, and if they don't, they should cause I've always said
• 39:29
  the same thing. That's the preseason is so
• 39:31
  stupid, especially for football. You know, it's just like, what
• 39:36
  are you doing? It is you're letting all the
• 39:37
  people who are actually going to play stand on the sidelines and.
• 39:41
  We're watching. People who are never going to
• 39:43
  play, play on TV. It didn't used to be like that
• 39:46
  though, right? The last collective bargaining
• 39:48
  agreement, that's when they took all that away.
• 39:50
  And that's why, that's why it's dumbed down so much.
• 39:52
  And that way there's so much more injuries and shit because
• 39:54
  you know about your body's not getting used to the contact and
• 39:57
  the, the physicality of the sport in, in my opinion, right?
• 40:00
  I'm not a football player, so I don't pretend to be no.
• 40:02
  But I agree with your logic for sure.
• 40:04
  OK nice. So Chiefs are going to win that
• 40:07
  one. We got Dolphins and Colts.
• 40:09
  The debut of Daniel Jones in Indianapolis, so Dolphins all
• 40:12
  the way. Stupidest fucking thing the
• 40:15
  Colts could ever do. Let's draft Daniel Jones.
• 40:18
  Then we have Aaron Rodgers debut which is ironic.
• 40:21
  Where is he debuting against The Jets in in New York?
• 40:26
  Will he make it past the intro this time?
• 40:32
  I don't know who's going to win that game That's a pick em
• 40:35
  because I don't think I don't think Aaron Rodgers is going to
• 40:37
  do shit with the Steelers this year and I don't even know who
• 40:40
  The Jets quarterback is anymore. Do you know?
• 40:45
  I did it one time and. OK.
• 40:48
  No, I don't. OK, Panthers and Jaguars.
• 40:51
  Again, I don't know enough about either one of those teams, so
• 40:53
  I'll say Jags because they're home Cardinals and Saints.
• 40:59
  They're oddly enough, it's Justin Fields.
• 41:01
  How funny is? That Oh, and who for The Jets?
• 41:03
  Yeah. Oh, well, there you go.
• 41:05
  That's I'm going to. I'm going to kind of swing
• 41:07
  towards The Jets then, because he's a good quarterback, man.
• 41:09
  Yeah, I don't know. That's right.
• 41:10
  I don't know why the Steelers let him go.
• 41:11
  That was kind of stupid. I'd take him over Aaron Rodgers
• 41:15
  right now. Yeah, yeah.
• 41:16
  So we'll call Jets, we'll go Jets, and then it's a pick up
• 41:21
  for the Jags, Panthers, but I'll say the Jags because they're
• 41:23
  home. What about you?
• 41:27
  Yeah, I'd probably give them the edge.
• 41:29
  OK. Who is that?
• 41:30
  Bryce Young. That's at the Panthers.
• 41:32
  I think so. I think so.
• 41:34
  Or no, he's with the Texans. Oh, he's OK.
• 41:36
  I don't know. I think I'm trying to remember
• 41:40
  who the Panthers quarterback is. Obviously Jaguars got that stud
• 41:44
  white dude. Taylor Lawrence.
• 41:46
  Trevor Lawrence. Trevor Lawrence Yeah, I'd take
• 41:49
  the Jags in that game. Yeah, I got the Jags, Cardinals
• 41:52
  at the Saints. So the weird thing about the
• 41:53
  Saints, so they remember that guy, they had the the the
• 41:55
  utility player quarterback forever and ever and ever.
• 42:00
  He always, he was back up to Drew Brees and then Drew Brees
• 42:02
  left. Everybody thought he would be
• 42:03
  the one that stepped into his shoes.
• 42:05
  Oh, you know what I'm talking about.
• 42:07
  I do. He's a hell of a he's a hell of
• 42:09
  an athlete, man, because he could play anything.
• 42:11
  Wide receiver, tying in quarterback, running back.
• 42:13
  I mean, he could do it all. His name's on the tip of my
• 42:15
  tongue. I know, but he's not he didn't
• 42:18
  get called the starter that Spencer Rattler's the start of.
• 42:20
  It's like really I so I'm going to say the Saints because the
• 42:25
  Saints are at home. But you know who knows?
• 42:31
  Giants commanders. That's a hard one because I'm a
• 42:33
  Giants fan. So, you know, they actually
• 42:36
  played. The Giants actually played their
• 42:38
  starters like half of half the time in preseason.
• 42:41
  Who's your quarterback? Which is why this scored the
• 42:43
  most points. What's that?
• 42:45
  Who's your quarterback now? Fucking Russell Wilson and
• 42:47
  Jackson darts the backup and Winston's the third now as far
• 42:51
  as the opening day roster. Oh, I'm thinking of they got rid
• 42:54
  of, I'm thinking of the wrong Saints guy then, because I was
• 42:57
  thinking of Jameson Winston. No, James Winston's on the
• 43:00
  Giants. So they picked up, they cut
• 43:01
  Daniel Jones right? They kept DeVito, they went and
• 43:04
  picked up Jameis Winston, which everybody thought was going to
• 43:06
  be the starter. Like I was like, I'm cool with
• 43:08
  that. He's a good quarterback.
• 43:11
  We all kind of knew they were going to draft a quarterback,
• 43:12
  but then they went and got Russell Wilson for $10 million.
• 43:15
  I'm like, why are you picking up Russell Wilson, man?
• 43:17
  Like he, he, he, he couldn't do shit in Pittsburgh.
• 43:20
  Do you think he's going to rebound for a year in New York?
• 43:25
  Jackson Dart to me is the future.
• 43:28
  They scored. He had one of the best pre
• 43:30
  seasons of any football player in the NFL.
• 43:34
  The fact that the Giants scored more points than any other team
• 43:36
  in the NFL and allowed the fewest points in any other team
• 43:38
  in the NFL. Granted, they played their
• 43:39
  starters the entire first half of virtually every game.
• 43:42
  Well, so did Beijing for the bears.
• 43:45
  Oh, OK. But he looks better than their
• 43:48
  starter. Right, right on.
• 43:51
  So I got to go Giants because I'm a Giants fan.
• 43:54
  But I don't, I don't know, because Jayden Daniels, man, is
• 43:56
  just he's lights out, dude. Oh, I'm a hell of a quarterback.
• 44:00
  He won me a lot of money last year and they're just a good
• 44:03
  team. They they did some good
• 44:04
  offseason acquisitions. I think it's just going to bulk
• 44:06
  them up for sure. Buccaneers, Falcons.
• 44:12
  I got to go with Buccaneers because I think Baker Mayfield's
• 44:15
  just awesome. I think he's a hell of a
• 44:16
  quarterback. Is cousin still in Atlanta?
• 44:24
  Where is he done? I have.
• 44:25
  I have no idea. I have no idea where because it
• 44:27
  is now. It always depends on who the
• 44:28
  quarterback is. For me, I would probably lean
• 44:30
  towards Tampa Bay in that game too.
• 44:32
  Yeah, Bingos, Browns, Bengals, Joe Burrows are God, that's not
• 44:36
  even the weapons he has. Forget about it.
• 44:39
  The little bit I saw him playing pre season, they looked really
• 44:42
  tight. Yeah, yeah.
• 44:44
  I just, I just can't see them not getting far into the
• 44:46
  playoffs this year, if not going to the big show.
• 44:49
  Oh, Michael Pennix, junior, is at the Falcons now.
• 44:51
  Oh OK, that changes everything. Yeah, still, Baker's going to
• 44:55
  win. Baker's taking them, I think.
• 44:58
  Raiders, Patriots. Patriots picked up Tommy DeVito,
• 45:02
  you know, and I don't remember what the Drake, Drake, Drake
• 45:07
  Mayo. Is that their quarterback?
• 45:08
  The Patriots? Yeah, he's good.
• 45:10
  And then the Raiders picked up somebody in the offseason, I
• 45:13
  forgot who was a shock. There was a trade.
• 45:16
  Oh, what? Geno Smith was traded to the
• 45:18
  Raiders? That was a shock, right?
• 45:20
  Really. From the Seahawks.
• 45:21
  Oh yeah, that's right. I did remember.
• 45:23
  That was a that was a surprise. So I'm going to say Patriots
• 45:26
  because it's it's in New England.
• 45:29
  Yeah, Niners and Seahawks. That's that'll be a good game.
• 45:32
  It's in Seattle. I think the Niners will pull it
• 45:34
  out by a field goal. Depends on whether I just saw it
• 45:38
  last night. Mccaffrey's practice was
• 45:42
  limited, but I'm sure that's I'm sure he'll still play when it
• 45:45
  when they say that they always play.
• 45:47
  Yeah, yeah. And and you know, Brock Purdy's
• 45:51
  houses, houses family owns here in Arizona is for sale $600,000
• 45:55
  boys and girls $600,000 over the next viable comparable sale.
• 46:00
  There's the same house. There's not.
• 46:01
  I'm sorry. There's a larger house in the
• 46:03
  same neighborhood that's listed for 500,000 less.
• 46:07
  They're trying to bank on his name.
• 46:09
  Let me tell you something boys and girls, from a realtor
• 46:11
  standpoint you have 4 solid comparable properties in the
• 46:16
  neighborhood between 8:25 and and and 885.
• 46:20
  I don't care who owns it. Unless you're paying cash, the
• 46:23
  house will not appraise. So what you're telling me is I'm
• 46:26
  not going to get a premium because I'm selling this as Mike
• 46:30
  of the Chris and Mike Show? Yeah, that sucks.
• 46:34
  Yeah, it's, it's ridiculous. I, I was like, every single room
• 46:39
  is filled with party merchandise, which I get, but
• 46:42
  let's you, I just wanted to call the realtor and say, hey man,
• 46:45
  where'd you get your comps? Right, Where'd you get your
• 46:47
  comps? And I do PPO's, boys.
• 46:49
  And So what? A BPO is a breaker, a broker
• 46:51
  price opinion. I do for banks.
• 46:53
  So it's like being an appraiser but only being paid 100 bucks
• 46:57
  instead of four, right? It's like a side hustle for a
• 47:00
  real estate gig. You can't justify $600,000
• 47:04
  difference because it's owned by Brock Purdy, his parents.
• 47:07
  It's not even owned by Brock Purdy.
• 47:09
  And it's not like he lived there his entire childhood.
• 47:11
  They bought it in 2014. So you figured he had four years
• 47:14
  there in high school, then he was gone for four years for
• 47:17
  college, then he was gone to the pros.
• 47:19
  So it's, it's not like Brock Purdy's making babies on the bed
• 47:22
  with his wife because it's not his house, it's his parents
• 47:24
  house. I I just, it's comical.
• 47:27
  Man, that is that's fucking hilarious.
• 47:30
  You know, it's just you're not going to get I just I'm going to
• 47:34
  I'm watching it because I want to see, but it's going to have
• 47:37
  to be a cash deal because it won't appraise.
• 47:38
  I don't care who you are, they will appraise you in the world
• 47:41
  to go. Oh, this is Brock Purdy's Paris
• 47:43
  house. Oh, OK.
• 47:44
  Oh, all the game room stuff. They converted the third Bay of
• 47:47
  the three car garage. Now it's only A2 car garage into
• 47:50
  a man cave and it's just wall to wall Brock Purdy stuff.
• 47:52
  Which, OK, that's fun, but really?
• 47:55
  Well just from a common sense standpoint it makes sense
• 48:00
  because as soon as it's not Brock Purdy's parents house,
• 48:02
  it's no longer any. It's just your house, right?
• 48:07
  Unfortunately, nobody gives a shit about you or whoever.
• 48:10
  Buying it. No, no now like Waylon Jennings
• 48:13
  years and years ago when I first got in real estate, Waylon
• 48:15
  Jennings house was for sale which I thought was the coolest
• 48:17
  thing ever. And it is in in his den, his
• 48:20
  office of his house. It was filled the hole every
• 48:23
  wall, not a space in the wall. All his all his country music
• 48:26
  accolades, like every single one of them.
• 48:29
  I don't know if the original replica, but in the private
• 48:31
  remarks, it actually, it actually indicated that all
• 48:34
  items in in Wayland's office convey with the sale, but they
• 48:38
  didn't price it $800,000. It was like $300,000 at a time.
• 48:42
  But they didn't overprice it because his merch was there.
• 48:44
  And Wayland Jennings has much more of an established long 10
• 48:48
  year legacy legendary status than Brock Purdy has.
• 48:51
  Brock Purdy hasn't won a Super Bowl.
• 48:52
  OK, he's taking them, but he hasn't won.
• 48:55
  And to tell you when you're nothing in the NFL, you don't,
• 48:58
  you don't get that trophy. You're just another person who's
• 49:00
  been there, done that and not made it your second best.
• 49:03
  SO Brock Purdy's hometown hero I get that Jay played football
• 49:08
  against. Him but Jennings lived, he
• 49:10
  became a legend, and the majority of his early career
• 49:13
  were spent in Arizona so. Yes, I yeah, yeah, we talked
• 49:18
  about that before. When you get to legendary
• 49:20
  status, that means a lot. It does.
• 49:23
  And Brock Purdy, sorry Niners fans, he's not a legend yet.
• 49:25
  So I still think they'll win by a field goal.
• 49:29
  Titans, Broncos, what do you think about that?
• 49:32
  It's the Mile High. I'm going with the Broncos.
• 49:34
  I that I think that team is the sleeper that nobody sees coming
• 49:38
  because I really like that quarterback a lot.
• 49:41
  Which one is so much fun to watch?
• 49:43
  Oh. OK, oh, for the for the Broncos.
• 49:46
  Yeah, he was really starting to turn it on at the end of last
• 49:49
  season. I I think as long as their
• 49:51
  defense holds up, they're going to win a lot more games and
• 49:53
  people anticipate. Yeah.
• 49:59
  And then the next game, we have Lions at the Packers, Lions at
• 50:03
  Lambeau Field, the frozen Tundra.
• 50:05
  I can't ever pick the Packers, so I'm going with the Lions.
• 50:08
  OK, so I had a client text me. Hi, Dan.
• 50:12
  Hi Dan. I'm texting you back, Dan, right
• 50:13
  now. What up, Dan I?
• 50:15
  Don't know if he's watching. Thanks for chiming in.
• 50:17
  I don't know if he's watching. He's texting me.
• 50:19
  He might. Years later he might.
• 50:21
  And there's his name on the Christmas show.
• 50:23
  Exactly. Yeah.
• 50:28
  And I think and the Lions, the Lions have a really good
• 50:30
  culture, too. Dan Campbell's built that team
• 50:32
  around people that he wants and loves.
• 50:34
  They better have a fucking defense though, because that's
• 50:36
  all when their Achilles heel is they they can score points, but
• 50:39
  they can't keep points off the board.
• 50:41
  And that's yet to be determined I guess because again, last
• 50:45
  year, every time they would put up 30 points, they would give up
• 50:50
  34. So.
• 50:52
  And and Jared Goff, I like Jared Goff as a human.
• 50:54
  Because again, I, I saw, I watched him on quarterback.
• 50:59
  He's a, he's a decent human being, but he's spotty.
• 51:03
  Like he can go on a run, but then he can be like.
• 51:07
  He has some accuracy problems at.
• 51:09
  Times, Yeah, yeah, He can go on a run though, for sure.
• 51:12
  It's just a matter of of, you know, if he can be consistent
• 51:16
  and healthy. It's 100% all in his head too
• 51:19
  because you just said it best. When he's on, that fuck is
• 51:22
  throwing bullets. They're dark right where they
• 51:24
  belong. So the days he's off, he just
• 51:27
  must be in his head. And that split second that you
• 51:31
  think about something in the NFL that cost you.
• 51:35
  That's the craziest thing about that.
• 51:36
  Like people don't realize unless you've like a student of the
• 51:40
  game that they have like 1-2 seconds.
• 51:41
  They let that ball go. It's just like music, man.
• 51:44
  Your timing has to be. Perfect.
• 51:45
  So fast, man. So fast, right, Texan Rams.
• 51:52
  I don't, I don't think the Rams. I think the Rams are on the down
• 51:55
  slope of their legacy. I agree.
• 51:58
  I think they're just too old. Matthew Stafford is is had some
• 52:01
  back problems and once you start having back problems, right and
• 52:04
  once you start having back problems I'm you're done in the
• 52:07
  NFL, back problems are a. Huge thing, and I think the
• 52:12
  Texans were another team that we're starting to turn it on at
• 52:15
  the end of last season. Yeah, Yep.
• 52:21
  And the Texans, I think they're young enough now that that
• 52:24
  agreed, I think they're going to be a force debris record with at
• 52:27
  some point in time. Again, so if the Rams are on the
• 52:30
  top downslope, then the Texans are on the opposite.
• 52:33
  I think they're just starting to turn the corner.
• 52:36
  Yeah, yeah. Everybody was shocked when they
• 52:39
  got rid of Deshaun Watson, right?
• 52:40
  Like, what are you doing? And I wish Deshaun Watson now,
• 52:42
  who knows? So the last, the Sunday night
• 52:48
  game is the Ravens, the Bills. That's going to be a good game.
• 52:51
  I'm going to go with the Bills because it's in Buffalo for
• 52:53
  sure. Buffalo, yeah.
• 52:55
  I like the Ravens, but at home? Yeah, I just.
• 52:58
  Yeah. And then Monday nights, the
• 52:59
  Vikings, Bears. So that's good for you.
• 53:01
  You're going to be on the national stage with nobody else
• 53:03
  watching. Then what's going to happen?
• 53:09
  The Bears, Yeah. It's tough to tell.
• 53:11
  Never seen JJ McCarthy play because he got hurt before the
• 53:14
  season, right? So right, yeah, I have a good
• 53:16
  friends at home. Yeah, I'm a good friends, a huge
• 53:18
  Vikings fan. I got a couple friends, actually
• 53:20
  a Vikings fan, so they're excited about the season.
• 53:23
  So that's what we got for Week 1.
• 53:25
  Kids. We're not going to go into Week
• 53:27
  2 because, you know, we don't need to go into Week 2.
• 53:30
  But that's week one of the NFL is picked by Mike and Chris on
• 53:33
  The Chris and Mike Show. I would say week 1 was fun to
• 53:36
  watch so far. So far, one game, one game,
• 53:40
  it's, you know, it's just kind of funny how you see all the
• 53:44
  memes that when Cowboys, when the Cowboys lose, you see all
• 53:47
  those memes up. You know, I saw one that the
• 53:50
  Cowboys, the Cowboys has never won a Super Bowl on a flat
• 53:53
  screen. TV That's a good one, right?
• 54:00
  So we were young men when the Cowboys won their last Super
• 54:03
  Bowl, I can tell you that. Yeah, yeah.
• 54:06
  Sorry Cowboy fans. Not not saying that they mean.
• 54:09
  I've been waiting longer than them so I can make fun of them
• 54:11
  all I want. Yeah, when was the Bears last
• 54:14
  one? While we're in the Super Bowl in
• 54:16
  2016, but we lost Indianapolis. So the last one they lost or the
• 54:21
  last? One we lost.
• 54:22
  With the last one they won was 86.
• 54:24
  OK. Yeah, yeah.
• 54:25
  The 85 season. Yeah, with.
• 54:29
  Jim McMahon. Yeah, I like Jim McMahon, dude.
• 54:32
  He was a good character, dude. I really enjoyed him as a
• 54:34
  football player. Yeah, did you ever watch him on
• 54:37
  the dark side of football? Yes, that was a concussion.
• 54:41
  Yeah, that was a. Painful thing to watch.
• 54:44
  Yeah. He was one of the first
• 54:47
  proponents of somebody who of his status for cannabis use as
• 54:54
  a. Yeah.
• 54:58
  Alternative to painkillers. I was trying to think of what I
• 55:00
  was trying to the point I was trying to make.
• 55:03
  Yeah. He was one of the first people
• 55:04
  to come out and, you know, say this is what I use because I was
• 55:08
  addicted to painkillers and it was basically making me a
• 55:11
  walking zombie and I didn't like my life anymore.
• 55:14
  And yeah, but that's also where I learned that they basically
• 55:18
  had a pharmacy back then and they would just give them or
• 55:21
  shoot them up with anything they wanted because there was no
• 55:23
  players union back then. A lot of people don't know that
• 55:26
  there was no for as much problems as unions as a whole
• 55:33
  'cause they also do equally as much good in that now players
• 55:38
  are screened and tested and discretion is the better part of
• 55:42
  valor, right? You don't just go out there and
• 55:44
  play when you get your bell rung.
• 55:47
  McMahon was the first one, I think, to come out and tell
• 55:49
  everyone one of the first that, hey, we were basically Guinea
• 55:54
  pigs, You know, we were beholden to the owner because if we
• 55:57
  didn't play that day, we didn't get paid.
• 56:00
  So what are you going to do? Right.
• 56:03
  My knee is the size of a balloon.
• 56:06
  I got to get paid. Yeah, Yep, that's true.
• 56:11
  True story. And then they started all that
• 56:13
  union shit and look what happened to the game.
• 56:16
  Dumbed it down. It's like flag football.
• 56:18
  You can't touch the quarterback. It's kind of like when you so
• 56:21
  when you're comparing, you're talking about Goats, right?
• 56:24
  And we all can agree now Tom Brady's the GOAT.
• 56:25
  Statistically, he's won more Super Bowls than any other
• 56:27
  quarterback. But if you put Tom Brady in the
• 56:29
  Joe Montana era, is Tom Brady just as successful, right.
• 56:33
  I don't, I think I think if you put Joe Montana in the Tom Brady
• 56:35
  era, Montana has a much, a much, much more championship rings
• 56:40
  and, and and has a deeper rooted legacy than Brady would have
• 56:43
  had. You know, you put Terry Bradshaw
• 56:46
  in in today's game, he'll have a, a much more established
• 56:51
  legacy than he does now. Terry Bradshaw statistically
• 56:53
  wasn't a great quarterback, but he had a great team around him.
• 56:56
  He had great receivers and and offense and defense around him.
• 57:00
  That you. Know physically wasn't the
• 57:03
  greatest. No.
• 57:04
  Mobile specimen, but his football mind was outstanding.
• 57:08
  Right, kind of like Joe Namath, like Joe Namath sucks
• 57:11
  statistically, Joe Namath is famous for I guarantee we're
• 57:15
  going to win. And they haven't done they never
• 57:16
  did shit since, right? So he, he took that 15 minutes
• 57:20
  and wrote it good for Joe, right?
• 57:22
  Because he did. He submitted his he will forever
• 57:25
  be Broadway Joe. Like you cannot take that away
• 57:27
  from him regardless. Like the dude was fucking drunk
• 57:29
  off his ass hitting on Melissa Stark on live TV, like wanting
• 57:33
  to get in her pants, right? Nothing happened to him, nothing
• 57:37
  he would have. They just slapped him on the
• 57:38
  road out. Of town now, right?
• 57:40
  He would have been a me too, me too, me too.
• 57:43
  Dude, there's so many me twos in the football in in in the NFL.
• 57:46
  It's just everybody signs those NDA's the, the stuff about
• 57:49
  America's game or America's, Yeah, America's game.
• 57:52
  The gambler and his Cowboys, which is the Jerry Jones thing,
• 57:55
  the shit they they divulge about Michael Irvin and the stuff that
• 57:59
  went on behind the scenes. Oh, but now it's now it's out
• 58:04
  there. Now it's now it's there, though.
• 58:06
  Now they they, they dropped that like he stabbed a dude in the
• 58:08
  neck with scissors. I believe he had enough cocaine.
• 58:12
  He had enough cocaine on him in Texas, mind you, that he should
• 58:16
  have spent his life in prison. But then you got to watch.
• 58:20
  I'm not going to drop the the reasons why, but you got to
• 58:21
  watch the thing. It's, it's, it's it's tongue
• 58:25
  twisting. It's interesting from a viewer
• 58:28
  standpoint, regardless of what you think about the Cowboys,
• 58:31
  because it's it's a very well done documentary for sure.
• 58:35
  Emmitt Smith, Jimmy Jones, Jimmy Jones, Jimmy Johnson, Emmitt
• 58:38
  Smith, Jimmy Johnson, Michael Irvin, Troy Aikman, they're all
• 58:40
  in there. Barry Switzer's in there.
• 58:43
  Barry Switzer, you can't take anything away from how great
• 58:46
  that team was. No, in the 80s, absolutely not.
• 58:49
  They could have won five or six. Yeah, 90s.
• 58:52
  They could have won five or six easily.
• 58:54
  Easily. It's kind of like the Giants
• 58:55
  could have won three had Plexical not shot himself in the
• 58:58
  leg because they were 11 and O that season.
• 59:00
  When he does that and that derails everything.
• 59:02
  Michael Irvin. Bills, They had a chance to win
• 59:04
  three in a row, but they. Lost 440.
• 59:07
  Yeah, that's right. You always correct me on that
• 59:08
  4/4 in a row. That's right, 4 Chris is like No
• 59:11
  4. But that's the thing, man,
• 59:13
  that's that's their legacy. The Bills legacy is O and four.
• 59:16
  That's why everybody's got such high hopes on Josh Allen and
• 59:19
  what they're going to do. If anybody can do it, he can do
• 59:22
  it, so they better do it now or they're going to be rebuilding
• 59:25
  and working for another guy like Josh Allen.
• 59:27
  He only comes along once in a lifetime most of the time.
• 59:30
  Right. And if you look at last year,
• 59:32
  Patrick Mahomes kind of started kind of started going downward
• 59:36
  with his his. His Did he start going downward
• 59:39
  or does he not have the same supporting cast around him?
• 59:43
  I think it's a combination of both because because when you
• 59:46
  when you make the playoffs and you win the Super Bowl, OK, so
• 59:49
  think about it, right? You have priests, you have OTAs.
• 59:54
  So OTAs start in March, right? And if you make it to the Super
• 59:56
  Bowl, you've just played football.
• 59:58
  OTA is what is it off? I don't know what it is.
• 1:00:03
  OTAs, I forget what they call that, but it's you come, you
• 1:00:07
  show up in March and you do, you do drills and stuff.
• 1:00:10
  You start, you start getting your body ready for football and
• 1:00:12
  shit like. That it's right after the
• 1:00:13
  combine. Right.
• 1:00:15
  But that's what I'm saying. That starts in March, right?
• 1:00:18
  You win the Super Bowl, you go to the Super Bowl, win the Super
• 1:00:21
  Bowl you've played football for for 11 months.
• 1:00:24
  I don't care who you are, right? And you don't really have a
• 1:00:27
  month off because you can't take a month off in football.
• 1:00:29
  You can take maybe a week or two, maybe a week and sleep, but
• 1:00:33
  you still have to be like your body never has a chance to
• 1:00:36
  recover when you make the Super Bowl.
• 1:00:37
  It's kind of like when the when the when the Bills and I'm
• 1:00:40
  sorry, when the Bulls made the the finals.
• 1:00:43
  Three years, right, Three years in a row.
• 1:00:45
  What, 2 years off three years in a row?
• 1:00:48
  That's an amazing toll on your body as a as a grown man.
• 1:00:51
  Like you're not a punk ass kid. You're you're so I find.
• 1:00:55
  The greatest job on planet Earth as a backup quarterback in the
• 1:00:58
  NFL. Yes, it is because you just sit
• 1:01:01
  there and watch. And you get to play the game,
• 1:01:03
  you get to go through every practice, but you never get your
• 1:01:06
  ass kicked. You collect a decent check that
• 1:01:09
  most people would die for. Yep.
• 1:01:12
  And you just stand there and look good with a clipboard and
• 1:01:15
  headset. You know, I think that's the
• 1:01:16
  greatest job on planet Earth. I really do.
• 1:01:18
  I got to give my dad credit for that.
• 1:01:19
  He's the one that said it first. But it's true though, he's
• 1:01:21
  totally. Good job still.
• 1:01:22
  Yeah. Good job still.
• 1:01:24
  Yeah. But you also think about that.
• 1:01:26
  So the Chiefs, what, every year Mahomes has been there, they
• 1:01:30
  made the playoffs, right? Except I think for once.
• 1:01:33
  Yeah, I think you're right. I think there's.
• 1:01:34
  One and they got how many Super Bowls 3?
• 1:01:37
  I'm going to go. I don't know.
• 1:01:39
  Yeah, that sounds right. Let's ask a Google Machine
• 1:01:44
  Kansas City. That sounds.
• 1:01:46
  Right. I want to say, yeah, I want to
• 1:01:50
  say it is because. Philadelphia's got one in there.
• 1:01:56
  Here it is right here. Well, 1972 thousand 20 2023-2024
• 1:02:08
  What was it going to be? Super Bowls pulling it up OK
• 1:02:12
  since. Since becoming the two starter
• 1:02:14
  quarterback in 2018, Mahomes has led the team to 7 consecutive
• 1:02:19
  AFC Championship games and appearing in five Super Bowls.
• 1:02:22
  So five of those years since 2018, he's played eleven months.
• 1:02:27
  Except for the year he got hurt. He's played for 11 months out of
• 1:02:31
  the year that is. That is taking a toll on your
• 1:02:34
  body. I don't care who you are.
• 1:02:35
  I don't care how well main you maintain yourself.
• 1:02:38
  Yeah, we're all human beings. And, and the, the difference
• 1:02:41
  between him and, and because people old Brady, Brady, Brady,
• 1:02:43
  yes, but Patrick Brady's not a, not a, he's Brady's a pocket
• 1:02:48
  passer. He stays in the pocket.
• 1:02:49
  Mahomes goes everywhere. Mahomes takes 10 times more
• 1:02:52
  punishment than most quarterbacks too, because he's
• 1:02:54
  mobile. And, and what has he hurt?
• 1:02:57
  His ankles and his knees. Those are the things that are
• 1:03:00
  going to derail him as far as his legs are concerned.
• 1:03:03
  And he's going to have to sit there and be a pocket passer,
• 1:03:04
  which he could do. But yeah, they're the first team
• 1:03:08
  in NFL history to play in five Super Bowls over a six year span
• 1:03:13
  from. So that alone I think is why
• 1:03:16
  he's kind of coming off a little bit as far as as far as his
• 1:03:19
  skill set and his ability, because he's just, you're
• 1:03:23
  getting beat down, man. Yeah, I can agree with that.
• 1:03:26
  And his they did. He was in the first documentary
• 1:03:30
  Quarterback that Peyton Peyton Manning produces.
• 1:03:33
  So his workout regimen is insane like the dude straight up has.
• 1:03:37
  Yeah, I've seen that right. It's intense, man.
• 1:03:40
  So props to him, but it doesn't matter.
• 1:03:42
  Your body's your body. You're a human being and every
• 1:03:45
  year you get older and things breakdown.
• 1:03:48
  Yeah, and, you know, football players get up sore, man.
• 1:03:50
  That's why they smoke pot. That's why there's bongs next to
• 1:03:53
  them on their night stand. It's like, oh, there's, there's
• 1:03:55
  my bong. Hopefully it's a honey bear
• 1:03:56
  bong. Bachelor Holmes has one of those
• 1:04:01
  little little mini helmet mini chief helmets and he's just
• 1:04:04
  carved a hole in the top. You know, he's got a little a
• 1:04:07
  little hose coming out of the face mask.
• 1:04:09
  You know, he's got a big. Big helmet in case all his
• 1:04:13
  friends come over. Then it's a hookah.
• 1:04:15
  Right, So, so, right. So you take the football life,
• 1:04:17
  right. And then you take the fact that
• 1:04:18
  you're married with kids. Right.
• 1:04:21
  So there's a. High profile, high stress life.
• 1:04:25
  It's not just Chris and Mike's life.
• 1:04:27
  We're the only people that give a shit about us are the ones
• 1:04:29
  that know us. He's got to put up with that and
• 1:04:32
  the rest of the world, that's right, who either love him or
• 1:04:35
  hate him. Right.
• 1:04:37
  So I just don't, I don't, I don't see them.
• 1:04:39
  I think they'll I think they'll make noise like they normally
• 1:04:41
  do, but I don't think that they're but you always.
• 1:04:44
  Have The X Factor of they probably have arguably the
• 1:04:47
  greatest coach to ever walk that sideline.
• 1:04:50
  Right. And why the Eagles let him go is
• 1:04:52
  still. Just because they're fucking
• 1:04:53
  stupid. Yeah, I mean, they finally got,
• 1:04:56
  they got a quarterback though. I mean, they got a coach though,
• 1:04:58
  right? They, they he's won two.
• 1:05:00
  Oh yeah. Has he won two or he's only won
• 1:05:02
  one? He's won one, but he's legit.
• 1:05:04
  OK, yeah, he's. Only been there, what, four
• 1:05:07
  years now? Five years maybe.
• 1:05:10
  Yeah, because then they go to yeah, he went to the playoffs
• 1:05:13
  every year he's been there, I think, except for one, I don't
• 1:05:15
  remember. Yeah, that dude's legit.
• 1:05:17
  Yeah, he's done a lot with, he's got great talent, but other
• 1:05:24
  than, well, now he's got Saquan Barkley, but before that I would
• 1:05:27
  say he did a great job with above average talent other than
• 1:05:31
  Jalen Hurt. Yeah, and Barkley, Barkley,
• 1:05:36
  Barkley flipped the table for them for sure, because Barkley
• 1:05:39
  wasn't. I wish Barkley would have did
• 1:05:41
  the shit that he's doing on the Eagles when he was on the Giants
• 1:05:43
  because like, there's a couple things last night he did.
• 1:05:45
  I don't think he was ever afforded the opportunity though.
• 1:05:48
  Wasn't. He well, no dude, he dropped so
• 1:05:49
  many balls, so many dump passes in the backfield.
• 1:05:52
  You would know better than I would.
• 1:05:53
  I don't watch a lot of giants so.
• 1:05:56
  I mean, there was there were touchdowns that there were
• 1:05:57
  gimmies and he just dropped. You can say what you want about
• 1:06:01
  an offensive line. I get the offensive line has to
• 1:06:04
  be there, but he's he's he never on the Giants.
• 1:06:13
  He would he would he would kind of stutter step so he'd get the
• 1:06:15
  ball, he'd go to line and he would stutter step instead of
• 1:06:18
  hitting the hole and going. And Jake will tell you that
• 1:06:20
  because every time we watch them, it would just frustrate
• 1:06:22
  the hell and me just fucking hit the hole and go, man, you have a
• 1:06:25
  hole in the NFL. You're not going to get a gaping
• 1:06:27
  hole for a train very often. You have to make a hole right.
• 1:06:30
  You have well. It sounds like he was a late
• 1:06:32
  bloomer and understanding how plays work.
• 1:06:35
  Possibly. Possibly.
• 1:06:37
  But he just what he's doing on the Eagles.
• 1:06:39
  He never did on the Giants, which sucks like he.
• 1:06:41
  The way you just described it, it just sounds like he had.
• 1:06:44
  It's that it's just what we were just talking about.
• 1:06:48
  He was taking that extra 10th of a second that you can't take in
• 1:06:52
  the NFL. You have to.
• 1:06:54
  Same thing with music again. It's time.
• 1:06:56
  So now instead of that little stutter step, he's doing exactly
• 1:07:00
  what you were cussing at him for the whole time he was on your
• 1:07:03
  team. He just goes.
• 1:07:05
  All of that and he was never healthy.
• 1:07:06
  We didn't have a single year where he was healthy the whole
• 1:07:08
  time. Last year was the first year in
• 1:07:09
  the NFL that he played every single.
• 1:07:11
  Game and if he was sitting here, he might be in in his defense,
• 1:07:15
  he might be saying, hey man, my fucking meniscus was fucked up
• 1:07:18
  during that time or whatever. And every time I planted my
• 1:07:21
  right leg, I had the shooting pain going up my, you know.
• 1:07:25
  Yeah, he would probably just tell me to fuck off and smack me
• 1:07:28
  inside the head. If you're sitting right here,
• 1:07:30
  you don't know me. You don't.
• 1:07:34
  You don't know. And I do know you.
• 1:07:36
  You would say, well, you don't know me.
• 1:07:38
  Right. I don't know you.
• 1:07:42
  That's the thing about, I think that's the thing about us nobody
• 1:07:45
  will ever see coming is we'll be respectful towards you, but we
• 1:07:51
  don't cow down to anybody. Right.
• 1:07:57
  I don't give a fuck who anybody is.
• 1:07:59
  You're either cool or you're not.
• 1:08:01
  Yep, exactly. All right.
• 1:08:07
  Anything else you want to talk? Anything else you want to talk
• 1:08:08
  about, anything that you've saved.
• 1:08:10
  And we haven't had the screenshot save conversation in
• 1:08:13
  a while, man. I'm sure I have a few.
• 1:08:23
  Oh, why are you looking up that Tuesday?
• 1:08:25
  Because I have my calendar now. Tuesday we have a guy came Gary
• 1:08:31
  Owen coming on the show the 12th we have two shows we have we
• 1:08:36
  have a guy named Joshua and then we have Robbie Robinson, which
• 1:08:41
  is a musician after that. So we have, we have three shows
• 1:08:46
  next week that we're recording anyway.
• 1:08:48
  Speaking of shows, did yeah, did you get marked on YouTube?
• 1:08:56
  Mark, Mark Young. Yeah.
• 1:08:58
  When? When was that supposed to go?
• 1:09:00
  Wednesday. Did I miss a show?
• 1:09:03
  Either that or you had it ready to upload and it didn't upload.
• 1:09:08
  I just found it hilarious that you liked my post on Facebook.
• 1:09:11
  And then I was like, I kept waiting and I kept waiting and I
• 1:09:15
  was like, well, he knows I released mine.
• 1:09:16
  You. Should have told.
• 1:09:19
  Me, man, I knew I was going to talk to you this morning, so
• 1:09:22
  here we are. What episode was he?
• 1:09:23
  1/29. Oh shit, it's still on draft.
• 1:09:31
  Sorry, Mark Young, I'll get that up today.
• 1:09:36
  I knew it wasn't intentional too.
• 1:09:38
  Whoops. Well, yeah, my bad, my bad.
• 1:09:41
  Everybody's kind of like what happened.
• 1:09:42
  What happened? Where's the Mark Young show?
• 1:09:44
  I don't know. By the time that I thought about
• 1:09:47
  it again last night, I just thought, well, I'll just ask you
• 1:09:50
  this morning because I knew it was an oversight, so it's all
• 1:09:53
  good. By the time I get to Phoenix,
• 1:09:55
  she'll be rising. He's just, you know, he caught
• 1:10:00
  me on that, so read the note I left on the door.
• 1:10:07
  Well, OK, so yeah, your screenshot fun.
• 1:10:09
  What do you got? What do you got for screenshot
• 1:10:10
  fun? We'll wrap show up with that.
• 1:10:13
  Let's see, that one sucks. Oh, here's one I knew you would
• 1:10:27
  appreciate because you have chickens.
• 1:10:28
  This is the one I was looking for.
• 1:10:30
  OK, right on. See how many of these Chris
• 1:10:32
  Dunham knows amazing chicken fact.
• 1:10:34
  OK, They can distinguish between 100 different faces.
• 1:10:39
  Really. So they really.
• 1:10:40
  I call, I call bullshit because when I come outside they come
• 1:10:43
  running to me and then I have to tell them to stop and then they
• 1:10:47
  stop and turn around because I'm not Nikki.
• 1:10:51
  Just saying. Are you saying that they don't
• 1:10:55
  like you or they don't know you? No, I don't.
• 1:10:57
  I don't. I don't.
• 1:10:59
  There's no They come towards you until they realize it's you.
• 1:11:02
  And then I tell them to go away. Leave me alone.
• 1:11:04
  I don't have your treats, man. I'm not Nikki.
• 1:11:06
  I don't have boobs. Look at me.
• 1:11:09
  And then they'll, they'll, they'll cuss me out.
• 1:11:10
  They'll walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
• 1:11:12
  Like really go away and I get the garden hose out.
• 1:11:15
  Sometimes I get my leaf blown out, sometimes get them off the
• 1:11:17
  patio. I'm like, enough patio man,
• 1:11:19
  You're chicken. Maybe they got to get close
• 1:11:21
  enough to see it's you and then they get scared and fucking
• 1:11:23
  retreat. Right.
• 1:11:26
  It says they can see more colors than humans.
• 1:11:30
  OK, they make friends and they will grieve.
• 1:11:34
  So they really do like each other and hate each other.
• 1:11:39
  Right on. They can taste salt but not
• 1:11:42
  sweet, so if you give them something sweet they can't even
• 1:11:44
  taste it. Interesting.
• 1:11:46
  Nikki probably knows this stuff better than I do, but yeah,
• 1:11:49
  that's cool. I just thought this stuff was
• 1:11:51
  crazy. I you'd look at a chicken and
• 1:11:53
  you're like, it's a fucking little dinosaur, right?
• 1:11:55
  It's just, yeah, it's a chicken. No, they see more colors than we
• 1:11:59
  do. They actually make friends with
• 1:12:01
  their little mates in their chicken coop.
• 1:12:04
  The world's oldest chicken lived to be 16 years old.
• 1:12:07
  Wow. There are more chickens on Earth
• 1:12:11
  than humans. Really.
• 1:12:13
  I guess. I guess I could see that.
• 1:12:15
  Yeah, I was fascinated by that till I thought about it.
• 1:12:17
  And I'm like, really? That's not that fascinating.
• 1:12:20
  If there were less chickens, we would run out of chicken.
• 1:12:23
  That's how I resolve that in my head real quickly.
• 1:12:26
  If there are less chickens. If there were less chickens than
• 1:12:29
  people, we would run out of chicken pretty quickly at the
• 1:12:32
  rate that even Church's chicken and Popeye's chicken.
• 1:12:35
  And think about how much chicken we go through.
• 1:12:38
  Yeah, that's we go through a lot of chicken.
• 1:12:40
  In the wild, they navigate using the sun.
• 1:12:43
  Really. They cannot sweat.
• 1:12:47
  I knew that. We knew that because we got to
• 1:12:49
  put these bulls out and put, you wouldn't know, frozen bottles of
• 1:12:52
  water in it, right? Living in Arizona, yeah.
• 1:12:56
  And the last thing is they can run at 9 miles an hour.
• 1:13:01
  Is that is that true? Do your chickens run that fast?
• 1:13:04
  They run pretty quick man. It's funny.
• 1:13:05
  They'll run the run between the shade of the trees.
• 1:13:08
  Like they'll hang out in the shade of a tree.
• 1:13:10
  Then they'll run to the next shade of the tree.
• 1:13:14
  Which is funny but I didn't know they could run mile 9 miles an
• 1:13:17
  hour. That would be interesting to to
• 1:13:22
  see if if get little man chasing them down, you know.
• 1:13:25
  You're familiar with the brown recluse spider, right?
• 1:13:28
  Oh yeah. I just saw this three days ago.
• 1:13:30
  I I popped this in that folder too.
• 1:13:33
  In Kansas, a house was found to harbor 2000 55.
• 1:13:37
  I don't know how that my first thought was, how do you know
• 1:13:39
  there was 2055? Did you count them?
• 1:13:42
  Yeah, right. Brown recluse spiders.
• 1:13:45
  Yet the four people living there for years were never bitten
• 1:13:48
  despite frequent encounters challenging the species fearsome
• 1:13:51
  reputation. So they were living with these
• 1:13:53
  2055 spiders. Four people.
• 1:13:56
  No one ever got bit until they finally got the problem
• 1:13:59
  eradicated. Wow.
• 1:14:03
  Damn they're nasty looking. They are, and they can kill you,
• 1:14:06
  right? Well, yeah, if you yes, because
• 1:14:11
  what my dad got bit by one when he was mowing the yard, must've
• 1:14:15
  been two or three years ago, and it starts to kill all the skin
• 1:14:21
  around the wound. It gets nasty.
• 1:14:23
  So I guess eventually that would turn into gangrene and get in
• 1:14:26
  your bloodstream and kill you. So yes.
• 1:14:29
  Wow. OK, here's a fact that blew my
• 1:14:33
  mind away. That's not a good day, man.
• 1:14:36
  The energy in the sun score takes up to 1,000,000 years to
• 1:14:40
  escape the sun's surface, but only 8 minutes and 20 seconds to
• 1:14:43
  reach the earth. Huh.
• 1:14:45
  So all the sunlight that you're seeing and the heat took
• 1:14:49
  millions of years to get to the surface and then only a cool 8
• 1:14:52
  minutes and 20 seconds to get to you and I.
• 1:14:55
  Only a cool 8 minutes and 20 seconds.
• 1:14:57
  That's it. Which is crazy considering it's
• 1:15:00
  what, 96,000,000 miles away or whatever.
• 1:15:04
  The Sun. Yeah, the.
• 1:15:06
  Little man could tell you because he loves, he loves
• 1:15:08
  space. Me too.
• 1:15:11
  Like Saturn's his favorite. I got him some new pajamas and
• 1:15:14
  it was Saturn. He's, oh, Saturn's my favorite
• 1:15:16
  player of the solar system. Wow.
• 1:15:19
  Jim and I might have that in common.
• 1:15:21
  I think it's my favorite too because it's got rings.
• 1:15:25
  That makes it, yeah. Yeah, it is pretty cool.
• 1:15:30
  That's outstanding, man. I never knew that.
• 1:15:33
  What else you. Got octopuses can edit up to 60%
• 1:15:37
  of their neural RNA in real time, essentially rewriting.
• 1:15:41
  They can do what? So they can.
• 1:15:46
  Neural RNA is your brain function.
• 1:15:48
  So it's like your neurons in your brain, they can actually
• 1:15:52
  edit how their brain functions in real time.
• 1:15:56
  Just like somebody could reprogram a computer, they can
• 1:15:59
  do that to their brain as they're maneuvering through the
• 1:16:02
  ocean. No shit.
• 1:16:04
  So what it does is it allows them to create thousands of new
• 1:16:08
  proteins not directly coded in their DNA, which helps them
• 1:16:12
  adapt memory, learning and sensory perception within a
• 1:16:15
  single lifetime. So, in a nutshell, people have
• 1:16:22
  always wondered how they can escape, you know, tight spaces.
• 1:16:29
  Yeah. It just says it explains their
• 1:16:31
  problem solving. Huh, that's interesting.
• 1:16:36
  The summit of Mount Everest is made of marine limestone.
• 1:16:39
  I did not know this. Meaning that the highest point
• 1:16:42
  on earth was once the sea floor of an ancient ocean.
• 1:16:46
  Wow. It has to have been because it's
• 1:16:49
  marine limestone. This is true.
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  That's a lot of water dude. At one point, Mount Everest was
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  the bottom of the ocean. Yeah, that is an insane amount
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  of a lot of water for sure. I had to think about that one
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  for a while. So I have Mark's show scheduled.
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  Sorry. That's so funny that I I, I knew
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  you. Didn't do it on purpose, that's
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  why you know me. I know, but you should have
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  poked at me, said hey man, hey man, you're missing something.
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  Be like what? What am I missing man?
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  This is casual here. That's why we that's why people
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  want to come on and talk to us because you know, we, I knew you
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  didn't do it on purpose and I knew I was going to talk to you
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  this morning and I wasn't going to do it on the show.
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  I just, it just happened to come up towards the end there.
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  I was like, hey, Speaking of Mark Young.
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  Yeah, so I've learned something with with YouTube.
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  OK, so when I schedule the shows, as long as I do the
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  promo, I can actually have the promo be the teaser that sets
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  the show as a premiere. So like Mark's show is going to
• 1:17:54
  kick off at 11 AM today. OK, so a minute prior to that
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  show, you're going to see the trailer.
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  A little, you know, Did you do that with Lisa's too?
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  Is that how that? Worked, I believe so yeah, I I
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  just kind of discovered I'm like this is a cool little thing I
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  can start doing. It was cool.
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  So I'm. I'm trying to be consistent with
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  that. And, you know, there you go Bad
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  Chris for dropping the ball and Mark Young.
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  And it's such a great show too. Damn it.
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  Hey, you know. We made our people wait.
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  Now you're going to get a little special surprise on a Friday.
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  Yeah, there you go. Usually I'm the one that drops a
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  day late because I'll get home late on Wednesday and be like
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  nobody will notice because they went and watched it on YouTube.
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  So I'll sneak mine in on Thursday and nobody notices.
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  That's awesome. Well, there you go boys and
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  girls. This has been a great Friday.
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  Again, thoughts and prayers you, Shawn Watson and your wife.
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  Hopefully everything works out and she's been a couple days and
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  and nothing significantly bad happened because that would be
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  terrible. As always, if you're feeling
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  bad, you're feeling depressed, you're feeling suicidal, Please
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  don't do anything drastic or stupid.
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  Somebody Loves You. Somebody will miss you.
• 1:19:02
  You will leave a hole in somebody's heart whether you
• 1:19:04
  realize it or not. 988 is the suicide hotline.
• 1:19:07
  Go ahead, reach out to them. Go for a run, go workout, go
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  scream in a pillow, go journal, go write.
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  Do something that occupies your mind and get you off the
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  trajectory of the way you're thinking right now.
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  Because again, tomorrow will be a better day.
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  And we want you in this world because the world is a better
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  place with you in it. For Mike Michaels, I'm Chris
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  Dunham. This is Chris and Mike Show.
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  Until next time, love you. Bruce, love you too, man.
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  See you. Feel the trail behind your eyes.
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  Feel Soap and need your girl. Take a moment, look at you and
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  see him fight the battle that you must wear.
• 1:20:11
  Fight the battle but you must wear.
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  Who is this baby? The.
• 1:21:46
  The when it goes around you with no creature, when you play
• 1:21:54
  inspire and you took your quest on the almighty man, you got a
• 1:22:01
  dream. Who in your life the people soul
• 1:22:05
  in every man. Take the trail behind your eyes.
• 1:22:13
  Feel the soul revolution. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  yeah, yeah. Take a moment.
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  Look at who you see him fight the bail into you more clear.
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  You gotta, you gotta. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta.