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Who has worked somewhere for the SHORTEST amount of time? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Monday, October 19th. Man, time is flying by. It is
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  Speaker 1: flying by. Stella, you got a comment on Love Court.
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  Speaker 2: I do have a comment.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't get to listen to the whole thing because
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  Speaker 3: I kind of got thrown off.
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  Speaker 4: Writing the text.
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  Speaker 5: But I was trying to figure out. She said that.
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  Speaker 6: She makes a seven-layer dip every weekend.
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  Speaker 4: So why is she making it?
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like she already knows what she's walking into.
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  Speaker 7: And she's just trying to make a quick buck by
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  Speaker 7: sending out the invoices.
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  Speaker 4: That's just my thought.
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  Speaker 1: That's interesting.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like, why would you make it if you didn't want them.
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  Speaker 4: To eat it?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 6: So that's my thing is like they're eating all her food,
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  Speaker 6: but she's making it and I'm not understanding for what
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  Speaker 6: for them it sounds like to me.
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  Speaker 4: Valid.
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  Speaker 5: So, yeah, I'm not really too sure what the end
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  Speaker 5: result was.
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  Speaker 3: I know compromises in there.
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  Speaker 6: But again, she didn't have to.
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  Speaker 1: Do that part. It would have been great if you
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  Speaker 1: called 10 minutes ago. We could have put you on
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  Speaker 1: the phone with him.
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  Speaker 9: I know, I was trying to.
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  Speaker 6: Well, you guys were talking and I was, yeah, you
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  Speaker 6: guys were talking and I was going ahead and texting.
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  Speaker 2: So it just happened that way.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day.
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  Speaker 9: He should file for an appeal.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to get into who has had a job
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  Speaker 1: for the least amount of time.
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  Speaker 10: 877-937-7000.
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  Speaker 1: 104.7. We got tickets to Wicked Well. We got tickets
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  Speaker 1: to Public Enemy for you. Who's had a job this
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  Speaker 1: short amount of time? And I say that because I
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  Speaker 1: saw on the news like last week that the White
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  Speaker 1: House hired a new press secretary. And then I saw
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  Speaker 1: that she's gone already.
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  Speaker 9: Five days.
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  Speaker 1: Five days. And I so don't understand and don't need
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  Speaker 1: to get into it.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Not for us. I'm just so curious, too. It's five days.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Five days. And I mean, it's not like she had
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  Speaker 1: a job at Wendy's. It's a big one.
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  Speaker 9: And I assume she relocated her family to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I had a friend of mine, he took a job
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  Speaker 1: in radio at a Dallas radio station. He loaded up
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  Speaker 1: his U-Haul, loaded with everything, moved, moved into an apartment
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  Speaker 1: and then got fired a week later.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 9: That would be rough.
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  Speaker 1: He says, he jokes and says he took a vacation
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  Speaker 1: with furniture.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of like professional athletes run
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  Speaker 2: into situations like that where they get signed to a
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  Speaker 2: team and then maybe get dropped or whatever a week
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  Speaker 2: or so later. And they pack up their wife, their kids, everyone.
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  Speaker 9: I'm like, that sucks. Yeah, it does.
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  Speaker 1: Christopher, good morning.
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  Speaker 10: Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have a job for a short amount of time?
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  Speaker 4: I did. I worked at a jack-in-the-box for like maybe
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  Speaker 4: 20 minutes.
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  Speaker 9: That's really short. What happened? Maybe 20 minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I went in and they said, okay, you're going
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  Speaker 4: to clean the grease traps. And I was like, okay.
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  Speaker 4: And then they gave me like one of those little porters.
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  Speaker 4: And they said, go out and sweep the parking lot.
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  Speaker 4: And I was just like, yeah, that's, that's not going
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  Speaker 4: to happen. So I just like went out, left the
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  Speaker 4: porter in the parking lot and just kept walking.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So that was 20 minutes. Now I'm, I'm
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  Speaker 1: wondering what do you, what do you do now?
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  Speaker 9: Like what's your, what's your gig now?
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  Speaker 4: Uh, I was working with the Arizona office of tourism.
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  Speaker 8: Um, What's going on there?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on with tourism in Arizona? Where do you
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  Speaker 1: tell people to go? Grand Canyon?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Grand Canyon, Antelope Canyon, Tombstone.
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  Speaker 1: Antelope Canyon.
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  Speaker 4: Surprisingly, what I have to tell people, and this is
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  Speaker 4: really weird, is if they go to the reservation, not
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  Speaker 4: to walk into people's houses without asking or being invited in.
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  Speaker 2: Hmm. I think that would be like the obvious thing
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  Speaker 2: to do.
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  Speaker 9: Is that like a common mistake people are making? What's
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  Speaker 9: going on there?
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  Speaker 2: Why are people walking into houses uninvited?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. You know, the doors are open and
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  Speaker 4: they just kind of, oh, I'm going in, I'm taking pictures.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting. That's bizarre.
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  Speaker 8: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Stop doing that if you're doing that.
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  Speaker 9: You said you were doing that, but you're not doing
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  Speaker 9: anything now, just hanging out?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. I had an operation on my shoulder. Hope
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  Speaker 4: you heal up. Yes, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Christopher, thanks for calling in. Melissa, we're looking
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  Speaker 1: to see who's had the shortest job ever. And 877-937-1047,
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  Speaker 1: what was yours? Melissa?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, hi.
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  Speaker 6: I worked at McDonald's for three days.
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  Speaker 11: It won't be 20 minutes, but three days.
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  Speaker 12: But I was on their payroll for a month, even
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  Speaker 12: though I didn't work.
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  Speaker 1: Did you quit?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I went on.
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  Speaker 12: Vacation with my parents at the time, and I stepped
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  Speaker 12: on a nail, and I came back, and I couldn't walk.
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  Speaker 4: So that was my excuse. So I kind of quit.
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  Speaker 1: But I was on the payroll.
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  Speaker 8: For a month.
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  Speaker 1: You mean like you kept getting paid?
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  Speaker 9: No, well, it's McDonald's.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get paid if you don't get work.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, so you're on the payroll. You just didn't clock in.
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  Speaker 9: So you didn't get paid.
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  Speaker 11: Exactly.
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  Speaker 8: Gotcha.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you, Melissa.
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  Speaker 11: Thank you.
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  Speaker 9: 20 minutes is our record, though, so far. That's pretty strong.
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  Speaker 2: It's impressive.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: 877-9- Oh, Dylan. Yes, Dylan.
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  Speaker 3: I worked at, Rails is not my first retail escapade, actually.
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  Speaker 3: I worked at Anthropologie for one shift, fun fact.
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  Speaker 1: When was that?
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  Speaker 3: So it was senior year of college. My friend got
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  Speaker 3: me the job, and I didn't realize it was seasonal.
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  Speaker 3: So I went in for one shift, and then they
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  Speaker 3: were like, can you work on Christmas Day? And I
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  Speaker 3: was like, wait, no, I can't. And they were like, okay, well,
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  Speaker 3: we don't need you anymore.
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  Speaker 9: Got fired on the first day.
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  Speaker 3: I did, but it was fun. It was a fun
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  Speaker 3: one day.
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  Speaker 9: I'm surprised they are open on Christmas Day.
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  Speaker 2: I know, the mall?
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  Speaker 3: They want to get, you know, all the dollars they.
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  Speaker 8: Can, I guess.
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  Speaker 9: All the returns, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, you think about the people that don't celebrate Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They want to shop, too.
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  Speaker 13: Or the people that get gift cards in the morning
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  Speaker 13: and then want to go out.
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  Speaker 1: And buy them. Dillon, you want to go see Public Enemy? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God, I would love to. That's a pretty good
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  Speaker 1: one right there. That's a good call. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Love Pup Family Fest is set November 7th. It's at
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  Speaker 1: Vertuccio Farms in Mesa, 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. A
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  Speaker 1: free show with Gavin DeGraw live in concert. Gavin DeGraw live.
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  Speaker 1: He's touring in Europe right now, and he's flying all
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  Speaker 1: the way back to do Family Fest. 4 p.m. You
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  Speaker 1: also got America's Got Talent runner-up, Gino Plegger. The guy's
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  Speaker 1: a magician, and he's unbelievable. You also have the Rich
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  Speaker 1: Bear Band performing. It's the biggest dog rescue event in
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  Speaker 1: the Valley with over 20-plus dog rescues. Bring your friends.
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  Speaker 1: Bring your dogs. Bring your family. Admission is free. We
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  Speaker 1: ask that you bring a dog rescue donation, leashes, puppy pads,
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  Speaker 1: dog food, etc. We're going to have food trucks, vendors, KidZone,
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  Speaker 1: and more. It's November 7th at 4 p.m. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: speaking of Arizona tourism, I was at the, and this
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  Speaker 1: blows my mind, I'm only, it was six months ago
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  Speaker 1: where I discovered the Phoenix Raceway. I had no idea
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  Speaker 1: it was here. It's been here since 1963. And I
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  Speaker 1: took my kids yesterday to the NASCAR race. And it's
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  Speaker 1: such a great thing when you're in Avondale and you're
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  Speaker 1: driving on that one road and then you see it
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  Speaker 1: for the first time and you're like.
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  Speaker 9: What the hell?
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  Speaker 1: It's been here since the 60s. And all three of
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  Speaker 1: my kids are like, what? And it's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 13: There was like a huge news story that happened. I
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  Speaker 13: guess there was some people who paid for one of
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  Speaker 13: the suites there. And one of the pipes broke, like
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  Speaker 13: the pipes for the bathroom.
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  Speaker 9: And they got like sprayed. Oh, no. Party experience.
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  Speaker 13: Obviously, Phoenix Raceway fixed it right away. But that's, you know.
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  Speaker 13: You just never know what you're going to get.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, they had Billy Ray Cyrus there performing, and he
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  Speaker 1: started at 10, 10 a.m. There's stuff going on the
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  Speaker 1: whole time. There's thousands and thousands of people there at
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  Speaker 1: 10 a.m.
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  Speaker 9: It's quite the experience.
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  Speaker 1: And Miley performed at the Hollywood Bowl on Saturday night.
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  Speaker 2: That looked so epic.
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  Speaker 1: But get this. She was there last night. She was
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  Speaker 1: there yesterday.
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  Speaker 8: No way.
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  Speaker 1: She was backstage with Billy Ray Cyrus.
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  Speaker 9: That's cool.
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  Speaker 1: Woo! I know. Finally! I wanted to go, because, you know,
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  Speaker 1: whenever you heard about the fights between them, I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to go and kind of, like, see them, but I
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  Speaker 1: got there too late.
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  Speaker 2: I do love, though, that, like, with all the issues
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  Speaker 2: that have gone on in the Cyrus family, they have
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  Speaker 2: always found their way back to each other. And that's
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  Speaker 2: just families. We all have them, you know? Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Charles, you have a short job?
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  Speaker 2: Charles?
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  Speaker 11: Time ever.
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Start over.
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  Speaker 11: Go ahead. I think I have the shortest job time ever.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 11: I actually... Did security. And so I drove all the
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  Speaker 11: way to a site, which my site supervisor then told me,
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  Speaker 11: you are 40 miles from anything. And all I had
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  Speaker 11: to do was guard an open electric box. And as
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  Speaker 11: soon as he told me, I was there for like
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  Speaker 11: two minutes and then I went home because I was
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  Speaker 11: not doing that.
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  Speaker 9: You didn't want to guard an electric box?
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  Speaker 11: No, in the middle of the night, absolutely not. There
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  Speaker 11: were no lights around me. There was nothing for 40 miles,
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  Speaker 11: and I was not going to sit there by myself
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  Speaker 11: for 12 hours.
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  Speaker 9: Well, I mean, it does sound like a pretty easy gig.
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  Speaker 9: How many people are going to attack an electric box
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  Speaker 9: in the middle of nowhere?
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  Speaker 2: Or going to attack the guard and axe murderer who's.
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  Speaker 1: Just waiting for his next victim? Maybe there's people that.
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  Speaker 11: Want that box.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you.
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  Speaker 11: There were coyotes and scorpions and rattlesnakes, and people were
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  Speaker 11: known for... getting dragged off by coyotes yeah people.
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  Speaker 1: Got dragged off yeah people were dragged off by coyotes
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  Speaker 1: good people yeah okay well.
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  Speaker 13: I guess i'd probably only want to be there for two.
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  Speaker 1: Minutes i'm not judging you i think that's fine two
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  Speaker 1: minutes i don't want to be in the dark i'm
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  Speaker 1: with you brother hold on courtney courtney good morning how
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  Speaker 1: long did you have a job for.
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  Speaker 14: Um good morning guys i love you so much um
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  Speaker 14: this is back in like I don't know, 2004, 2005,
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  Speaker 14: I worked at EG's in Tucson up on Oracle.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 14: First day, this is back when, you know, they didn't
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  Speaker 14: have the prepackaged ranch. So it's my first day going
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  Speaker 14: in and they made me put ranch in the little
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  Speaker 14: containers for four whole hours. And I was like, I
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  Speaker 14: am not doing this again.
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  Speaker 9: Right off McGee, Oracle of McGee that's where the EGs is.
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  Speaker 14: Right yes yes I know it very well yeah all.
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  Speaker 1: Right Courtney public enemy tickets for.
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  Speaker 14: You sure or wicked ball thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: You want wicked ball or public enemy we got them both.
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  Speaker 14: Um public enemy all right hold on my.
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  Speaker 1: High school reunion is the same night as public enemy
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  Speaker 1: and two of my best friends like we're going to
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  Speaker 1: public enemy I bet mean i bet i could guess
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  Speaker 1: who would like which friends yeah haven good morning.
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  Speaker 5: Haven oh yes hi so i think i have the
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  Speaker 5: shortest job ever um like a couple of years ago
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  Speaker 5: amazon was doing like a promotion for like a bonus
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  Speaker 5: so if you worked there for three months you got
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  Speaker 5: like a thousand dollars or something like that well i
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  Speaker 5: signed up and i went to like the orientation and whatnot,
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  Speaker 5: but I never actually worked a shift and still ended
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  Speaker 5: up getting like $ 600 from the first portion of the bonus.
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  Speaker 9: So just the orientation. That's all you attended.
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  Speaker 12: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: The work at all.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how, but they did.
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  Speaker 13: It doesn't really sound like a good business model for them.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Haven. Thanks for calling in. Uh, we need a
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  Speaker 1: contestant for a minute to win it.
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  Speaker 10: 877-937-1047.
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  Speaker 1: We've got a thousand dollars of Pat Hickey's money. So
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  Speaker 1: I saw that they, what website is this? Rank.com dropped
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: the scariest Halloween movies this year so far. So far.
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  Speaker 1: Back Rooms is number 14. My son just told me
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  Speaker 1: yesterday he thought that movie was terrifying. A movie called
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  Speaker 1: Exit 8. Then Marama. Faces of Death was number 11.
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  Speaker 1: 28 Years Later, The Bone Temple was number 10. Leviticus
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  Speaker 1: is 9. They Will Kill You is eight.
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  Speaker 9: That doesn't sound good. They Will Kill You.
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  Speaker 1: Apophiniacs was seven. Her Private Hell is number six. Resident
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  Speaker 1: Evil is number five. Touch Me is number four. Hocum,
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  Speaker 1: number three. Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Missima is
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  Speaker 1: number two. And the number one I keep hearing over
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  Speaker 1: and over and over again is Obsession. It's the scariest
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  Speaker 1: movie of 2026.
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  Speaker 9: I liked it.
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  Speaker 1: Now you might watch it And be like, it's not
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  Speaker 1: that scary, but if you really truly do watch it,
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  Speaker 1: you will be screaming your face off. Peyton made me
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  Speaker 1: watch it and I'm still mad at her.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't find it that scary.
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  Speaker 9: Maybe I just dated too many people like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But I don't know. Right now, like right around
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  Speaker 2: Halloween time, I'm always into watching the scary movies and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And the new Crystal Lake show came out. And I
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  Speaker 2: was watching, and it stars Linda Cardelli, and she plays, like,
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  Speaker 2: Pam Voorhees, Jason's mom. And I'm watching it, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: there is not enough slashing in this slasher movie for me.
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  Speaker 2: You need to see more people die. I need more people.
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  Speaker 2: I need more blood splatter. I need more stuff. Like,
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  Speaker 2: if I'm watching a scary movie, I want to watch
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  Speaker 2: a scary movie.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? I had a couple people message me
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  Speaker 1: saying it was really good.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty good so far, but it is a little
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  Speaker 2: slow moving for me.
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  Speaker 8: I'm about.
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  Speaker 2: I'm, like, halfway into the third episode, and they're about
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  Speaker 2: 45 to 50 minutes long. And I just, it's like
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  Speaker 2: you side with Jason. You feel the empathy for them.
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  Speaker 1: Because he's bullied or something?
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  Speaker 2: He's bullied. And Pam, you know, she's just a mother
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  Speaker 2: who just, like, wants her child. And they're reopening Crystal Lake,
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  Speaker 2: but they haven't found Jason's body yet. And so she, like,
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  Speaker 2: is trying to go and get vengeance on everyone who
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  Speaker 2: did her kid wrong.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a prequel, right?
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So if I remember the movie, and I only saw
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  Speaker 1: it one time, and it was the biggest mistake of
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  Speaker 1: my life. But you find out at the end of
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  Speaker 1: Friday the 13th that's the mom, the killer. And it's
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  Speaker 1: because Jason drowned or died or something like that, right?
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  Speaker 1: So this takes you up to that.
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  Speaker 10: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Or he's already drowned.
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  Speaker 2: It starts off with Jason's drowning.
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  Speaker 1: And then they go, and then they show you him
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  Speaker 1: getting bullied. So then she starts, at some point, she
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  Speaker 1: starts killing people.
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  Speaker 2: And she's killed a couple people, but not enough.
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  Speaker 1: Has she killed Kevin Bacon yet?
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  Speaker 9: No.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, he was in that first one, wasn't he?
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Bacon was the first person killed in the first
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: Rite of the Day movie. He wasn't even famous yet.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: And I remember traumatically, he was in the bottom bunk.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: He's laying down in the bottom bunk, and the knife
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: comes from underneath the bunk, and they hold his head down,
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: and then the knife goes.
• 14:06
  Speaker 8: Through his throat.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're pretty gruesome murders, for sure.
• 14:10
  Speaker 9: And you're rooting for Linda Cardinelli to just kill more people?
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because, yeah.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: You don't want people to meet your son.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like you feel really bad for him
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: because he really is just a sweet kid who just
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: is different.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: That's so sad.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Carly, good morning. How are you?
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: Good morning.
• 14:26
  Speaker 12: I'm great.
• 14:26
  Speaker 8: How are you?
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: You are our contestant for Minute to Win It to
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: win $ 1, 000. All right. So tell us a little fun
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: fact about yourself, Carly.
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: Well, my kids are all with me right now, and
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: what's a fun fact about Mama? He's a great mom.
• 14:45
  Speaker 11: Aww.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: That's so sweet. Come on.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: And then, also, we were just, I was getting ready
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: to call you guys about the job thing because I
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: was telling my kids that I used to have a
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: job at a plastic factory, and I went in, and
• 15:00
  Speaker 6: it was my first day, and someone stole my lunch,
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: so at lunchtime, I left and never came back.
• 15:05
  Speaker 9: You're like, this place is a bunch of lunch dealers.
• 15:07
  Speaker 10: I'm out.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: All right, well, let's go.
• 15:09
  Speaker 15: Yeah, it was hot.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: There was no air.
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: It was hot and horrible, and I didn't have any food.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: You got a minute to win $ 1, 000. Let's do it.
• 15:16
  Speaker 13: John Jay and Rich have $ 1, 000 cash for you from
• 15:19
  Speaker 13: Peoria Ford right now.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Minute to win it.
• 15:22
  Speaker 9: Okay, 60 seconds on the clock. Let's get you $ 1, 000.
• 15:25
  Speaker 9: Get them all right. No skips. Here we go. What
• 15:28
  Speaker 9: candy is famous for the slogan, melts in your mouth,
• 15:30
  Speaker 9: not in your hands?
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: M & M' s.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: What famous magician and escape artist died on Halloween in 1926? Oh,
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: my gosh.
• 15:45
  Speaker 10: Harry Houdini.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: What baseball team did the Milwaukee Brewers sweep to advance
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: to the 2026 World Series?
• 15:55
  Speaker 10: Oh, no.
• 15:56
  Speaker 9: Just happened.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, gosh.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: I have no idea.
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: My gosh.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Who was it?
• 16:06
  Speaker 13: Name it.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Name it.
• 16:06
  Speaker 8: Braylon would know.
• 16:08
  Speaker 15: I don't know.
• 16:11
  Speaker 8: The Dodgers.
• 16:12
  Speaker 9: You got it right. Arachnophobia is the fear of what?
• 16:16
  Speaker 9: Let's keep going.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: What was the word?
• 16:19
  Speaker 9: Arachnophobia is the fear of what?
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: Spiders.
• 16:23
  Speaker 9: What rock band is best known for the hit song Mr. Brightside?
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: She did say The Killers at the end, though, but
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: right out of time.
• 16:41
  Speaker 9: You got five right. Just took you a little while
• 16:43
  Speaker 9: to get the Dodgers question.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: I would have got that right.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know what I guessed.
• 16:47
  Speaker 15: Oh, man.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: I would not have got that right.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: At least I got it.
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: I feel good about that.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Carly, we're going to set you up with Del Taco
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: gift card. Thanks for listening, and you are a great mom.
• 16:57
  Speaker 13: Awesome.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. Yeah, I didn't know the lead singer
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: of The Killers. His name was Brock.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 17:03
  Speaker 10: Rich.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: You said that?
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: You said Brock Band.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Brock Band.
• 17:07
  Speaker 9: Oh, I didn't say Rock Band?
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: You said Brock.
• 17:09
  Speaker 9: It's funny.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, all the people in that band name
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: are Brock.
• 17:12
  Speaker 9: Listen, I have large teeth. Sometimes they get in the
• 17:14
  Speaker 9: way of the words. It happens.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Hey, Bree, you had a job for a short amount
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: of time. We're talking about the press secretary only had
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: a job for five days. Who had a shorter job
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: time than that? What's yours?
• 17:26
  Speaker 16: I worked at Great Clips for four days. I just
• 17:29
  Speaker 16: graduated cosmetology school, and they just basically were like, all right,
• 17:33
  Speaker 16: go cut hair. And I was I didn't really know
• 17:35
  Speaker 16: how to cut hair that well because I was practicing
• 17:37
  Speaker 16: on mannequins. And so I just kept ruining people's hair.
• 17:40
  Speaker 16: And they're like, it's fine.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: You just learn while practicing.
• 17:43
  Speaker 16: And it freaked me out. And so I never went back.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Do you cut hair now?
• 17:51
  Speaker 16: No, I actually work in the ER now.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: What? You're working on the people who you cut? Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: What do you do in the ER room? Are you
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: a nurse, doctor?
• 18:03
  Speaker 13: I'm a tech.
• 18:04
  Speaker 16: So I do, like, I help with the nurses and
• 18:07
  Speaker 16: the doctors and stuff like that.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Right on, Bree. Well, I'm glad you called in. Thanks
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: for listening.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Hi, Erica.
• 18:14
  Speaker 10: Hi.
• 18:15
  Speaker 13: Hi.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Did you have a job for a short amount of time?
• 18:19
  Speaker 10: I do.
• 18:20
  Speaker 15: I did.
• 18:21
  Speaker 13: It was awful.
• 18:23
  Speaker 12: My worst and shortest job ever was at Deluxe Carpet
• 18:27
  Speaker 12: and Air Debt Cleaning. And I had a highlighter and
• 18:32
  Speaker 12: a white pages directory. And they said, welcome to the job.
• 18:37
  Speaker 12: Go ahead and start with the letter F. And I
• 18:40
  Speaker 12: just had to call.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Like, hello, I'm.
• 18:41
  Speaker 12: Erica with Deluxe Carpet and Air Deck Cleaning.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: It was terrible.
• 18:45
  Speaker 12: And I just had to go one phone number at
• 18:48
  Speaker 12: a time. Just use my highlighter and cross off who
• 18:50
  Speaker 12: I had already called.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Just called random people out of the book to ask
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: them to sign up with Deluxe Carpeting?
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 18:58
  Speaker 12: I was like, would you like your carpet cleaned or
• 19:00
  Speaker 12: your air decks cleaned? The dude walked around with like
• 19:03
  Speaker 12: five and ten dollar bills in his back pocket and
• 19:06
  Speaker 12: he like make sure that they poked through so that
• 19:08
  Speaker 12: we could see them. And they're like, if you get
• 19:10
  Speaker 12: a booking, I'm going to instantly give you five dollars.
• 19:13
  Speaker 12: So you're not making seven dollars an hour. You're making twelve.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Are they still around?
• 19:21
  Speaker 8: Oh, no, no.
• 19:22
  Speaker 12: It was like this tiny little hole-in-the-wall place in Mesa
• 19:25
  Speaker 12: where I grew up.
• 19:26
  Speaker 9: That's direct marketing.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's cold calling.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: There's a ton of those sales things like that. Yeah,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: and they're brutal.
• 19:33
  Speaker 12: With the white pages. It was just a phone, a highlighter,
• 19:36
  Speaker 12: a cubicle, and the white pages.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: That's it. Jessica, you started at F. That means other
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: people had got all the way through to F, calling
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: every single name.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: In that book.
• 19:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I know.
• 19:45
  Speaker 14: And there were people making good money.
• 19:47
  Speaker 12: There were some big ballers that got 20.
• 19:49
  Speaker 8: Really? Really?
• 19:50
  Speaker 9: Had a high closing rate? That's pretty impressive.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: It was awful.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Well, thanks, Erica.
• 19:57
  Speaker 12: It lasted five days.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Thanks for calling in five days. Thank you. Katie, what
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: was your shortest job?
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: Hi. Hi.
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: Well, not me, but my husband had a job at
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: the IRS last year for a single day. And then
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: they laid off, like, I think 10,000 people.
• 20:23
  Speaker 13: And then fired him a day later?
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 20:28
  Speaker 9: Was that part of the Doge thing where it's like,
• 20:29
  Speaker 9: we don't need all those people?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Doja.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: I'm not sure.
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: That's wild.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: So what's he doing now? What does he do now?
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: He, he now works at Dutch Bros corporate office.
• 20:41
  Speaker 9: Nice.
• 20:42
  Speaker 13: I'm glad he bounced back.
• 20:43
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: He loves it.
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: So that's good.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I went to Dutch Brothers on Saturday. We had this
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: love pup event, right? Uh, the cars and canines event.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: And it's turned into, it's the ninth annual and it's
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: turned into a little tradition for me where, uh, As
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: soon as I get there, I leave. And I go right,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I walk to the Starbucks. And freaking Starbucks is out
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: of business. It's gone.
• 21:03
  Speaker 13: It is?
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: In fact, you've been to that Starbucks with me. And
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I'm walking up there all excited to go to Starbucks.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, my God, it's gone. What am
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I going to do? And I look next door. There's
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Dutch Bros. So I went and I got a Dutch
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Bros cold brew. And you know what? It was really good.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: And the guy working the counter was so friendly. And
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I was like, that's why you guys are the way
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: you guys are.
• 21:22
  Speaker 9: You got like a bazillion locations now.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: You have to like mentally prepare, though, when you go
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: through a Dutch Bros drive-thru. Like if you are not.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I walked up.
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: You better have plans. Don't go to Dutch Bros. You
• 21:32
  Speaker 9: better have plans.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Tell your husband.
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: Tell your husband.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Congratulations. I'm a big fan of Dutch Bros.
• 21:37
  Speaker 10: I will.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: All right. Ask him to send me one of those
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Dutch dad hats. Because my son's name is Dutch. I
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: even told the guy, I go, hey, my son's name.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: He's where I had said Dutch. I go, my son's
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: name is Dutch. He goes, that's really cool. I go, thanks, man.
• 21:48
  Speaker 8: Plans?
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: You got any plans today?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to stall so I don't have to
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: go back to that event. What's going on here?
• 21:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I found John Jay at the event hiding in
• 21:55
  Speaker 9: a trailer.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: You know what happened?
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: Or a bus.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: There's a video I posted on my stories of Rich
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: getting to the event. And I'm hiding in this trailer,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: and I see him talking to Blake. And I'm like, ugh.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: And I see him looking for me. And he comes
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: into the trailer, and you dropped an F-bomb. And I
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: have so many comments from people, they can't believe you cussed. Well,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I was on about 30 minutes of sleep. I was like,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's pretty ridiculous. They're like, it's like hearing
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: a teacher cuss. I was like, wow. And then I thought,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I wonder if I should post this and make it
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: a big deal that it's cussed, because you just dropped
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: this F-bomb out of nowhere.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Was it aggressive or friendly?
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: He goes, I think he goes... been walking over this
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: whole effing parking lot looking for you yeah it hurts
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: for me to walk ben your short job go ahead
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: what you got.
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: Yes so i was 19 years old they put me
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: in front of a desk at a land surveying company
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: and said put a bunch of information in front of
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: a computer into the computer and i started the day
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: off at seven o'clock And this is when I found
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: out I can't work with computers. I was falling asleep
• 23:04
  Speaker 8: every 10 minutes. And so the boss came up to
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: me at 9 o'clock and said, Hey, man, if you
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: want to go to lunch early, you can. And if
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: you don't want to come back, you don't have to.
• 23:18
  Speaker 10: Ouch.
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: Sounds good, sir.
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: That's amazing. I will take lunch, and I didn't go back.
• 23:25
  Speaker 15: I couldn't stay awake.
• 23:27
  Speaker 9: At 9 o'clock in the morning, he's like, yeah, man,
• 23:30
  Speaker 9: you're done.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: And now, do you have a job now that involves computers?
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: No, I'm a bartender for the last 20 years. All right.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Thanks, Ben. Thanks for calling in. TJ, shortest job, what
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: do you got?
• 23:44
  Speaker 15: Shortest job. I sold gift cards that you pay $ 20
• 23:48
  Speaker 15: for and then you get.
• 23:49
  Speaker 10: Like free rounds of golf or pizza or whatever. And
• 23:53
  Speaker 10: the first day was a trial day. And I remember
• 23:55
  Speaker 10: they told me to wear my best clothes because I
• 23:58
  Speaker 10: was going to work with their best customers or something
• 24:01
  Speaker 10: like that.
• 24:02
  Speaker 15: And they ended up dropping us off in a neighborhood.
• 24:05
  Speaker 15: And I walked all through the neighborhood. The day started
• 24:08
  Speaker 15: at 9 a.m. It finished at like 9 p.m.
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: And that was trial day.
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: So I never got paid for it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: And the second day I actually got the job.
• 24:18
  Speaker 15: And the second day I came back and I worked
• 24:21
  Speaker 15: all day and they gave me $ 30 and I never
• 24:24
  Speaker 15: went back.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: All right, TJ. Thanks, brother.
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah.