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#0138_ STORY INSPIRE: Ed Sheeran, Sydney Sweeney & The Wildest Headlines of the Week · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show, brought
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  Speaker 1: to you by Ed Sheeran's new tour. Ed Sheeran is
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  Speaker 1: on tour, and we are happy here at the Tim
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  Speaker 1: Dillon Show to advertise that tour, the Ed Sheeran tour.
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  Speaker 1: He will be coming to arenas in your area, bringing
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  Speaker 1: his unique blend of nostalgic singer-songwriter rock and roll, an
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  Speaker 1: apolitical event for the entire family. If you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to hear about politics or war, go listen to Ed
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  Speaker 1: Sheeran play his great songs like Shape of You and
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  Speaker 1: Castle on the Hill. The Tim Dillon Show is proud
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  Speaker 1: to be sponsored by Ed Sheeran and his show. Ed Sheeran.
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  Speaker 1: Bad week for him. I talk about it a little
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  Speaker 1: bit on the Patreon, but very, very... Very sad.
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  Speaker 2: Macklemore, Macklemore, Macklemore, Macklemore?
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  Speaker 3: Macklemore?
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  Speaker 2: Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Macklemore said free Palestine just to bring you up to speed.
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  Speaker 1: Robert Kraft, billionaire, owns MetLife, was like, hey, you can't
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  Speaker 1: do this. A bunch of my buddies own stadiums and arenas.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to perform in any of them if
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  Speaker 1: you don't drop this guy from the tour. And then
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  Speaker 1: he's dropped from the tour. And then Ed Sheeran puts
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  Speaker 1: out a big statement. And all the openers are leaving.
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  Speaker 1: Billie Eilish's husband, Phineas, is leaving. All of these people.
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  Speaker 1: I think some of Ed Sheeran's band is out. I'm in.
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  Speaker 1: I will go and open the tour with stand-up comedy.
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  Speaker 1: I'll do anything anybody wants. I'll go, hey, Ed, put
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  Speaker 1: me in. And so I don't know what's going to
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  Speaker 1: happen to this tour. I don't know, yeah, Ed Sheeran's
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  Speaker 1: own band and all his support acts pull out of
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  Speaker 1: the US tour. Wow, this guy is fucked. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what he's gonna do now. I hope he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: go out of the window like that One Direction guy,
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  Speaker 1: remember that? I'm not making a joke. I'm concerned about
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  Speaker 1: his mental health. That guy went out of the window.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what I'm saying. People, I mean, you know, These
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  Speaker 1: things take on a life of their own. And Ed
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  Speaker 1: Sheeran's like, this is a guy who, you know, probably,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just here's the thing with Ed Sheeran. He doesn't,
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  Speaker 1: he's not really, he doesn't really care that the Palestinians
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  Speaker 1: have been genocided. He doesn't, that's not, and he should
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  Speaker 1: kind of say that. And just kind of go, I
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  Speaker 1: don't really care that much. Like, I know it's bad,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't, it's not like top of mind for me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like if he just came out, would that
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  Speaker 1: be understandable if he said that? He goes, I got
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  Speaker 1: a lot of things to worry about. You know, it's
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  Speaker 1: not easy to do an arena show. You got to
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  Speaker 1: make sure people get, they feel like they've got their
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  Speaker 1: money's worth.
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  Speaker 2: And I got it, you know, we got to make
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  Speaker 2: sure the set list is tight.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, everybody's, I haven't done this in a
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  Speaker 1: while at this level. And I know that the Palestinians
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  Speaker 1: are walking around there without arms or legs, but I just,
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  Speaker 1: it's not my main thing. Like that's not, that's not
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  Speaker 1: top of mind. I can't, That's not what I'm doing here.
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  Speaker 1: I got to play these songs and, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: get it. Sure, it's bad, but what do you want
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  Speaker 1: me to do? You know, I don't care that much
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  Speaker 1: that this is happening. But here's the deal. Everybody, you know,
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  Speaker 1: myself included, what's gone on in Gaza is atrocious. It's
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  Speaker 1: a violation of every human right. Every human rights organization
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  Speaker 1: in the world has basically said, This is genocide by the,
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  Speaker 1: you know, they've destroyed 93% of the homes in Gaza.
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  Speaker 1: The kids are not going to, you know, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: like people are still dying. There are still attacks. And
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  Speaker 1: it's one of those, is this the one? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to keep playing him.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, you know, I think Ed Sheeran should just
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  Speaker 1: kind of come out and go, listen, I don't, I
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  Speaker 1: don't care. Because he did this whole wordy statement where
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  Speaker 1: it's like.
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  Speaker 2: Blah, blah, blah, you know. I don't care. Just go.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: And you'll lose some people. You'll lose people. But, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it is. And then also get ahead of it and go,
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  Speaker 1: I also don't care about Lebanon. And then he goes,
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  Speaker 1: and if they eventually go into Turkey, I don't care
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  Speaker 1: about that. I don't care about those girls in Iran.
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  Speaker 1: Do them all.
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  Speaker 2: Get them all out of the way.
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  Speaker 1: Get them all out of the way so that nobody can,
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  Speaker 1: and just go, hey, if you want to come back
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  Speaker 1: and ask me about Lebanon in a week, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to tell you right now, don't care.
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  Speaker 2: Don't care. Those girls were in Iran in a school.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, weren't girls not allowed to go to
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  Speaker 1: school in Iran, I heard? Wasn't that the thing, that
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  Speaker 1: they weren't supposed to be allowed to go to a
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  Speaker 1: school in Iran?
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  Speaker 2: That's our whole thing, by the way, about the Middle East.
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  Speaker 2: The women aren't allowed to go to school. They were
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  Speaker 2: in a school, and we killed them. That seems interesting.
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  Speaker 2: They're not allowed to go to school in Iran.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure Iran's not like a great place to live,
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  Speaker 1: but think about that. Like our whole rationale for these
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  Speaker 1: things is we're going around the world to liberate women
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  Speaker 1: and liberate gay people and liberate whatever. And the girls
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  Speaker 1: that are in a school We incinerated them. We killed
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  Speaker 1: these girls that are supposedly not allowed to go to school, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying Iran's like a feminist utopia. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: saying it is ironic that the girls we killed were
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  Speaker 1: in an actual school.
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  Speaker 2: Seems odd.
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  Speaker 1: Kash Patel, we haven't spoken about him in a while
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  Speaker 1: because we just allow him to do his work.
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  Speaker 2: That's the way I feel about people.
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  Speaker 1: We have a respectful distance to allow Kash Patel to
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  Speaker 1: do his work. It's important work running the FBI. Kash
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  Speaker 1: Patel is the guy. He's the top cop. He's our
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  Speaker 1: nation's top cop. So if something goes wrong, Kash Patel
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  Speaker 1: is there to find out who the bad guys are.
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  Speaker 1: And also, while he's not doing that, he's rooting out
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  Speaker 1: corruption in the FBI and reforming it and cleaning it up.
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  Speaker 2: This is what we've been told.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Kash Patel is, you know, he's disappeared from our
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  Speaker 1: radar a little bit because when I lay my head
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  Speaker 1: on my pillow every night, I am incredibly heartened that
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  Speaker 1: Kash Patel is doing the work. He's, because I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to know about everything the.
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  Speaker 2: FBI is doing. We can't. It's classified. But here's the deal.
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  Speaker 2: We all say you go to bed, you feel safe,
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  Speaker 2: you feel.
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  Speaker 1: Secure because someone like Kash Patel, who is, I believe,
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  Speaker 1: a podcaster, is running the FBI and doing, he's bringing
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  Speaker 1: justice for the Epstein victims. He's finding out all the
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  Speaker 1: ins and outs of the Kirk thing. He's making sure
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  Speaker 1: that we know everything we need to know about Thomas
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  Speaker 1: Matthew Crooks, who tried to shoot the president of the
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  Speaker 1: United States.
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't everyone feel satisfied that we know all of those things?
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  Speaker 2: I do. There's not one thing I want to learn
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  Speaker 2: about any of that, by the way. I feel satisfied.
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  Speaker 1: There's not one thing I want to learn about Crooks, Kirk,
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  Speaker 1: or the Epstein things. I feel very satisfied with the
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  Speaker 1: explanations given on all of those things.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you to Kash Patel for that. Friend of the show. Legend, icon,
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  Speaker 2: the guy.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't question a lot of what he does
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  Speaker 1: because I just think he's got good intentions. I like
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  Speaker 1: his girlfriend. I like her whole thing. I like her
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  Speaker 1: Israeli country music she's doing. And I feel like it
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  Speaker 1: makes sense. I like when he was doing that Baka
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  Speaker 1: Bazi dance in that hotel room that he was doing
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  Speaker 1: in Vegas when he was doing that weird kind of
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  Speaker 1: Baka Bazi where Afghanis dress nine-year-old boys like women and
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  Speaker 1: make them paint their faces like clowns and make them dance.
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  Speaker 2: In, in, you know, I, I, I think that was
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  Speaker 2: a nice dance that he was doing.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't, I don't question this man because I
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  Speaker 1: have trust and this is what has been severed in America.
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  Speaker 2: I liked it.
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  Speaker 1: He was here celebrating with what the hockey team and
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  Speaker 1: he's pouring beer everywhere. They want, this is exciting for
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  Speaker 1: everyone that the head of the FBI.
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  Speaker 2: Now you got to remember.
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  Speaker 1: This was This was weeks before they told us that
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  Speaker 1: we were all at risk of, like, domestic terror plots
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  Speaker 1: that were being hatched by Iran. They were trying to
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  Speaker 1: kill the president. They were trying to kill everybody. And
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  Speaker 1: so as that was going on, Kash Patel, because he's
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  Speaker 1: so good at his job, he was able to travel
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  Speaker 1: to the Olympics and get drunk with the hockey team,
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  Speaker 1: the U.S.
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  Speaker 2: Hockey team, and celebrate their victory worldwide.
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  Speaker 1: And you know why? Because, and this is, he delegates.
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  Speaker 1: That's what someone does who's at the top.
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  Speaker 2: They delegate.
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  Speaker 1: They don't need to be there themselves. They delegate. Good
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  Speaker 1: executives delegate. They're not micromanaging everything. They invest in good people.
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  Speaker 1: So while Iran is running around trying to kill the
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  Speaker 1: president of the United States and launch terror attacks on
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  Speaker 1: the country, Kash Patel has put the right people in
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  Speaker 1: place to deal with that while he is drunk in
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  Speaker 1: a locker room with a hockey team. So, Kash Patel,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not questioning what he's saying now, which is that
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  Speaker 1: people that have sex with animals should work for the
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  Speaker 1: Federal Bureau of Investigation.
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  Speaker 2: I don't question that.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think you know better than the director of
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  Speaker 1: the feds?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think you know more?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think you know better than him if he
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  Speaker 1: comes out and says people that have sex with animals
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  Speaker 1: should work for our government? I agree with him because,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, it's very easy to have sex with
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  Speaker 1: an animal. Sometimes it's by mistake. Sometimes you're horny and
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  Speaker 1: there's an animal around. Sometimes it's a goof with your friends.
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  Speaker 1: You want to have sex.
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  Speaker 2: With an animal.
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  Speaker 1: And you want to, you know, send a, hey, here's
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  Speaker 1: something fun in the group text. Here's me fucking my dog.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking my dog in the group text. Isn't that fun?
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  Speaker 1: I'm having sex with my animal. Hey, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: eat my cat's pussy and send it to everybody. I
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  Speaker 1: bet they'll get a laugh while they're waiting on the
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  Speaker 1: line at just salad. It's very easy to have sex
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  Speaker 1: with animals. So FBI director Kash Patel, friend of the show,
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  Speaker 1: love him, love him, by the way, send this to him,
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  Speaker 1: and I.
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  Speaker 2: Know people do.
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  Speaker 1: So he's removing bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for FBI
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  Speaker 1: job applicants. The FBI previously automatically disqualified people who acknowledged
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  Speaker 1: engaging in crimes including prostitution or bestiality, which is sexual
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  Speaker 1: activity between a human and an animal, in case you
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  Speaker 1: didn't know, Now applicants won't automatically be disqualified for those acts.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, it is hilarious that the FBI is
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  Speaker 1: disqualifying people for prostitution.
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  Speaker 2: It's like all the FBI.
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  Speaker 1: Does is these honeypots and these, you know, weird things,
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  Speaker 1: and they're involved in everything. And everybody focuses on the CIA,
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  Speaker 1: and that's understandable. But the feds are all over that shit, too.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, they're working at covering up a lot
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  Speaker 1: of these scandals, including Epstein. Patel said in testimony to
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  Speaker 1: the Senate Judiciary Committee Tuesday that the new rules were
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  Speaker 1: put in place because we did not want to punish
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  Speaker 1: victims of bestiality, victims who were trafficked. We don't want
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  Speaker 1: to punish people who were forced to have sex with
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  Speaker 1: animals and then want to work for the FBI. We
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  Speaker 1: believe they didn't enjoy it because that'll be a question.
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  Speaker 2: Did you enjoy it? If you had sex with.
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  Speaker 1: An animal and didn't enjoy it, you are welcome at
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  Speaker 1: the Federal Bureau of Investigation. If you had sex with
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  Speaker 1: an animal and look back on it and say that
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  Speaker 1: was kind of weird, then you can work for the feds.
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  Speaker 1: You just can't talk about you. If you came, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if we can have you. But if you
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  Speaker 1: didn't come. If you had sex with an animal and
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  Speaker 1: pulled out or didn't come and didn't enjoy it and
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  Speaker 1: don't love it and look back on it with some
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  Speaker 1: form of regret, maybe you don't regret the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you describe it as a learning experience. Hey, it
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  Speaker 1: was a learning experience. I had sex with an animal.
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  Speaker 1: I learned something about it. You know, the fur is
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  Speaker 1: more of a thing than you would think. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't really think the fur was a big deal,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, the fur is a big thing. I thought, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you'd use it to kind of pull the animal closer.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, they are animals at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the day. They have claws and fangs and sharp teeth.
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  Speaker 1: So they don't want you to rape them. They don't
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  Speaker 1: want you to have sex with them. And I didn't
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  Speaker 1: realize that when I was having sex with an animal.
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  Speaker 1: And as long as you give a good explanation, because
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  Speaker 1: that's who I want working at the FBI. Victims of
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  Speaker 1: sex trafficking who've been forced to have sex with animals.
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  Speaker 1: They seem to be clear-headed people. But here's what Cash
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  Speaker 1: Patel is saying. We got to blackmail these people somehow.
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  Speaker 1: We're lifting this because we need to blackmail these people somehow.
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  Speaker 1: If you are on tape having sex with a dog,
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  Speaker 1: we're pretty confident we can control you running your mouth
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  Speaker 1: about Thomas Matthew Crooks.
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  Speaker 2: That's what this is. That's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: If we have you on tape having sex with a dog...
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  Speaker 1: We're going to show you that tape. When you say,
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  Speaker 1: you know, this crooks thing seems a little odd and
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  Speaker 1: I'd actually like to look into this more.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to go and you're going to know.
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  Speaker 1: We have a tape of you having sex with a dog.
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  Speaker 1: In order to work for the government, we want you having,
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  Speaker 1: we want you on sex, having, we want you on tape,
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  Speaker 1: having sex with a child or a dog or a pet.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you get into the government. That's what Kansman
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  Speaker 1: tells you. Just say, honestly, here's what we staffed the FBI.
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  Speaker 1: Who's had sex with a child? Who's had sex with
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  Speaker 1: a pet? Because we need some leverage. Who's a drug addict?
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  Speaker 1: Who's financial life's out of control? Who's embezzling money? Who
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  Speaker 1: do we got leverage on? Why would you even get
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  Speaker 1: into bestiality? Republican John Kennedy asked Patel. Can we play
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  Speaker 1: Patel's answer? Because again, I want to, and by the way,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to do some type of thing here,
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  Speaker 1: but I'd like to hear it from the horse's mouth.
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  Speaker 1: I want to hear it from the horse's mouth. The big,
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  Speaker 1: strong horse's mouth. There was a porn star who got
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  Speaker 1: fucked by a horse.
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  Speaker 2: And died, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: And it's sad that he died because if not, he
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  Speaker 1: could have been working for the FBI.
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  Speaker 2: Kash Patel.
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  Speaker 5: He's no longer protecting those who've been charged with bestiality.
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  Speaker 5: He's protecting those who are victims. Just turned it upside down.
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  Speaker 2: No, you did.
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  Speaker 1: No, you did, sir.
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  Speaker 2: You actually did because you lied.
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  Speaker 5: No, I can just tell you what I'm reading to
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  Speaker 5: you is you dropped automatic disqualification for applicants who have
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  Speaker 5: been engaged in bestiality. not victims of bestiality, applicants who
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  Speaker 5: have engaged. Do you disagree with that?
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  Speaker 6: Applicants who have engaged in bestiality means they were victims
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  Speaker 6: of bestiality.
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  Speaker 2: No, it doesn't.
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  Speaker 6: Because they were forced to do so. And at this FBI,
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  Speaker 6: we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from
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  Speaker 6: serving the United States of America in the premier month.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, stop it for a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Whether you're engaged in bestiality or a victim of it
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  Speaker 1: really depends on the animal.
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  Speaker 2: And the animal's reaction. And that's what.
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  Speaker 1: Kash Patel should have said with his beady little eyes.
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  Speaker 1: He should have looked at that senator and said, sir,
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  Speaker 1: with all due respect, the line between engaging in bestiality
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  Speaker 1: and being a victim of bestiality all depends on the
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  Speaker 1: animal and the animal's reaction to said sexual conduct. Was
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  Speaker 1: the animal having fun? These are questions we have to
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  Speaker 1: ask ourselves.
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  Speaker 2: Continue.
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  Speaker 6: Victims from serving the United States of America and the
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  Speaker 6: premier law enforcement agency in the world. They did that
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  Speaker 6: before I eliminated the bureaucracy that prevented these great Americans
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  Speaker 6: from serving or at least being considered from serving. And
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to continue to do that.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Great Americans who are having sex with animals. I eliminated
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  Speaker 1: the bureaucracy that prevented great Americans who've had sex with
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  Speaker 1: their pets.
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  Speaker 2: Senator Kennedy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's watch this guy.
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  Speaker 1: Senator Kennedy's very funny, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: He's a very funny guy. All right, let's listen to this.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you even get into bestiality?
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  Speaker 6: We are not into bestiality, but a lot of these
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  Speaker 6: individuals are.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're not. A lot of people we contract are.
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  Speaker 6: But I'm trying to explain it.
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  Speaker 7: You changed the qualifications and mentioned bestiality.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone has kinks. Everyone has kinks, sir. I mean, Senator Kennedy,
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• 20:39
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• 21:53
  Speaker 2: But again, let's not be bleak. Let's not doom and gloom.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about Mark Wayne Mullen, who chooses
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: to live with a roommate. Get up, Mark Wayne Mullen.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I want to focus on these completely normal people, salt-of-the-earth Americans,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: that are behaving and living totally normal lives that are
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: completely understandable to every person and.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: You know, these are totally normal people. They're not being
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: controlled at all. No one has any leverage on them.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: They're an open book. And that's what's great thing about them.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Mark Wayne Mullen has basically come out and said, I
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: prefer to live with my heterosexual male colleague. And if
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: you have a problem with that, it's your issue. I'm
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: totally normal guy. So Markway Mellon, by the way, is the,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I'm blanking now on what he does. I believe he is,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I want to say he's the, go up here. I
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: want to say.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: He's Homeland Security. Yes, that's right.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: So Markway Mellon is our Secretary of Homeland Security. And
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: there was an article that just came out that it's
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: basically him clearing up this idea that, People think it's
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: gay to live with an adult man who you're not
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: fucking when you clearly have the money to live by
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: yourself or live with someone else. So Mark Wayne Mullen
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: owns a house on Capitol Hill and he lives with
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: his roommate and. He shares the, yeah, he owns 40 properties.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: So Mark Wayne Mullen owns 40 properties, okay? And he
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: shares a Capitol Hill home with his close friend, Republican
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Representative Jason Smith. The living arrangement in Washington... By the way,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: what a sitcom. The living arrangement in Washington has attracted
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: attention from insiders. The Daily Mail reported that Mullen, 49,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: and Smith, 46, have shared the residence for three years.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: They're bro-ing out.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: And these are all the people that hate gay people
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: and talk about how weird gay people are and how
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: they're ruining the world and ruining the country. And they're
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: just choosing to live for three years with their heterosexual.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: life partner, Bestie.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: A source familiar with the pair described the arrangement as quote,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: unusual for a cabinet secretary, stating, it's strange that a
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: cabinet secretary still has a roommate. Maybe it's because he
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: is so rarely in D.C. since he flies home so often,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: he literally uses it as a crash pad. According to
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: the insider, people pass in and out of the shared home.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Another source confirmed this and compared the house to a quote,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: college dorm room. due to the frequent comings and goings
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: for work and social visits. So, again, these are the
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: totally normal people that live and work in Washington, D.C.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: The arrangement reflects their longstanding friendship, which began when Smith
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: and Mullen met at a gym.
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: Ooh.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Huh.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: Huh.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Ooh. Huh. Huh. and became closed during their time in Congress.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Smith later described Mullen as a man of God, a husband,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: and a father in an essay about their friendship.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 25:24
  Speaker 8: Fun.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: However, the setup raises potential ethics questions because House rules
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: prohibit members from accepting gifts worth more than $ 100 from
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: a single source in one year. A below-market rent could
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: qualify as a gift. By the way, this is probably
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: the least corrupt thing happening in that administration because everything
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: in that administration is so nakedly corrupt. It's actually exhausting.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: It's so corrupt and unbelievable. But it is funny to
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: me that, again, when you start looking at the people
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: and their lives, these strange lives that they have, and, oh,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: it's a crash pad.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: He's an adult.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: A crash pad is supposed to be a place for
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: you to go crash. Not for you to, like, hang
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: with your boys. You're 50 years old. Now, whatever, I'm
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: not saying they're fucking. I don't know, but it makes
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: less sense. It's weirder if they're not fucking. Do you
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: get that? You get how strange it is if they're
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: not fucking? These people are odd. They're just strange people.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Kash Patel's a strange guy. You go, what exactly is
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: going on here? I don't understand it. It doesn't make
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: any sense to me. And listen, whatever you want to do,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: God bless. A representative from Mullen told the Daily Mail
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: that the Secretary of Homeland Security acts as Smith.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: The congressperson's landlord.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Having bought the house in 2023, but declined to say
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: how much the congressman hands over each month. The Daily
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Mail reported that it could not find any public record
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: of any rent transaction for this specific property. Maybe he's
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: paying in another way. Maybe he's paying in another way.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: And I know people go, it's a non-story. Yeah, sure, whatever.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's fucking weird.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: We're allowed to wonder why the Secretary of Homeland Security
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: is rooming with a fucking congressman instead of just fucking
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: getting a crash pad for himself. It's strange that a
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: cabinet secretary has a roommate. Yeah, it's fucking weird.
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: Sorry.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Sorry, it's a little odd. It's a little odd.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: He's not a broke comedian who has roommates into their
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: 30s because they can't figure comedy out or a writer
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: or an actor or a fucking whatever or somebody who's
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: trying to get a company off the ground and has
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: to devote every dollar into that. It's not somebody who
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: moved back in with their parents because they're ailing. It's
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: not somebody who's caring for a sick relative. It's a
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: guy who's choosing to live with his more than middle-aged bestie.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: In Washington, I don't know. Maybe there's nothing there. I
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: am excited. If you don't want to see Ed Sheeran
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: because you have a problem with him, I would say
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: go to the Steve Bannon, Bernie Sanders thing. They're calling
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: for more AI regulations. Steve Bannon, Bernie Sanders are going
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: on the road. Fuck Ed Sheeran and Macklemore. This is
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: the show you want to see. Bannon, Sanders, or Sanders-Bannon.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: And they're going to get on stage, and they don't
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: agree on much. They don't agree on really... Well, they
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: do agree on some stuff.
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: But.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Here's a little bit of Sanders. This is the ticket.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: By the way, I think this is going to be
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: the hot ticket. It's not Ed Sheeran. Sheeran, fuck that up.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: This is going to be the hot ticket. The hot
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: ticket is going to be, hey, I am appearing with Steve.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: And you're going to tell your friends, go, I got
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: us tickets. To what? Where are we going? Who are
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: we going to see? Beyonce? No.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon are... The Pro-Human Assembly. What?
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Is that a play?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: No, it's Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon. Now, by the way,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: if anything makes you think that AI is gonna win,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: it is because the two public faces of the assault
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: against it are Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon. So can
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: we watch a little bit of Bernie's speech there at
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: the pro-human assembly? So now, by the way, I don't
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: want to depress anyone, as I've been accused of, but
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: it's all of Silicon Valley, all of our political establishment,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: all of.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: The money, our entire economy versus this.
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: Perhaps the most important point that I want to leave
• 30:07
  Speaker 8: with you this afternoon is that AI is advancing exponentially
• 30:15
  Speaker 8: exponentially every single day. In other words, what you are
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: looking at right now is the least capable version of
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: AI that we will ever have.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: How great would it be if you just saw a
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: robot remove him from the stage? You just saw a
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: humanoid robot walk on stage and just pick.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Him up and then walk off stage with him as
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: he kept screaming? This is the last! And this humanoid
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: robot just walks on stage and carries him off. You see?
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: You see what I mean?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: All right, well, go get that ticket if you want.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: We welcome Mitch McConnell back. Mitch McConnell has had many
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: health issues, but looks to me as feral and young
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: as he's ever looked.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Take a look at him right now. This is Mitch McConnell.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: who is back, he's spry, he's young, he's ready to
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: get into the business of governing and saving this great nation.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Take a look at him. They put him in hiking
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: boots and he's smiling. Look at him. There he is.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Any other bills you're looking forward to?
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: He doesn't know.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Where he is.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, are we voting tonight, Senator?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: How great is this? They can't lose them. They're about
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: to lose the House. What is the polymarket chances on
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: the House? I mean, it's over here. I mean, like,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: 60% that the Dems are taking the Senate and then
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: 90% that the Dems are taking the House. Yeah, so
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I mean, that's pretty definitive.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I don't think that that's wrong. I think that's probably
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: pretty accurate evidence So you got, listen, you can't lose McConnell.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: So even though McConnell technically, medically is dead, what is
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: good about it is that McConnell, you can put him
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: in a wheelchair. You can put him in a van.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: You can drive him around. You can wheel him in.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: You can pick up his hand for.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Him to vote.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Should Israel get another 20 billion? You could pick up
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: his little old claw. You can vote for him.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: It's weekend at Bernie's. It's been said before. I'll say
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: it again.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: He is medically deceased, but he is still an important
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: and integral part of our government.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Take a look here. Here is Mitch McConnell.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Republicans have to instruct Mitch McConnell to vote yes on
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: a bill after he nearly votes no with the Democrats.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell, he almost has like locked in syndrome, that
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: like horrible thing where you're just in.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: He's just, he doesn't know what's going on anymore.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: So what they do is they have to tell him like,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: you do yes, you do no. And no one will
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: let him die. No one will let him die. He
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: is not allowed to die. He can do anything else
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: but die. He cannot die.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: He is not allowed to die.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: And Doc, he is being pumped with so many things
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: we don't even know exist. They are basically like, this
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: guy cannot die before the midterm. We will not tolerate it.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: So here is Mitch McConnell. Take a look at Mitch McConnell,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: who is being artificially kept alive by the Republicans in
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: a brilliant move to try to limit the damage and
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: the losses here. He is being artificially kept alive. He
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: just wants to die. Mitch McConnell, like, if he pulled
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: you close to him, he would go.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: He probably only says two words, and they are kill me.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Kill me or let me die. What would you like
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: for lunch, Mitch?
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Kill me. Nope. You know that you can have anything
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: you want, but we're not doing that. Please, please kill me. Nope.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I'm under strict order to keep you alive at all costs.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: So here he is, Mitch McConnell, looking great, looking sharp.
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: Cleet.
• 34:21
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• 34:25
  Speaker 1: as amended, as an original bill, the clerk will call
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: the roll.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: Senator Klobuchar.
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: No. Senator Bennett.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: No. Senator Smith.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: No.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Senator Durbin.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: No. Senator Booker. No.
• 34:44
  Speaker 9: Senator Lujan.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: No.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Senator Warnock.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Named by the Congress, please.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Senator Welch.
• 34:55
  Speaker 9: Senator Fetterman.
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: Senator Schiff.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: No by proxy.
• 35:03
  Speaker 9: Senator Slotkin.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: No by proxy.
• 35:08
  Speaker 9: Senator McConnell.
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: No.
• 35:15
  Speaker 9: Senator McConnell.
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: Aye.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Senator Hovind.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Aye.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: There you go. So there it is. He's confused.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: He is longing for the sweet release of death like
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: no one I have ever seen.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: He is praying.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: To just be released. This is like Terry Shivo. Terry
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Shivo was a woman who was brain dead. And the
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Republicans in the pro-life fervor was like, I will not
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: let my wife die. And they propped the woman up
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: all over the place. They would put her on Fox News.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: She'd be drooling, all this stuff. This is the new
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Terry Shivo. She had like a brain injury and the
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Republicans are like, she's still in it.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: She's still with it. Mitch McConnell is now... The Terry Shivo,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: he will not die. He's not allowed to die.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: No matter how confused he gets, no matter how bad
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: he looks, he's not able to die. They really believe it.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: They really, this is, I want to talk about pro-life.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: This guy begs for death every minute of the day.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: He begs for death. He doesn't understand where he is
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: or what's going on. Most of his days, He's just
• 36:32
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. What are people mad at Sydney Sweeney about?
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  Speaker 2: She's always getting into trouble.
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  Speaker 1: She took her tits out for sports and people are mad.
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  Speaker 1: female athletes because female athletes are supposed to not be
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  Speaker 1: hot or something, or they're not supposed to traffic.
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  Speaker 2: In their sexuality.
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  Speaker 1: Female athletes have reacted with anger and incredulity to a
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  Speaker 1: Sweeney posting. Most female athletes are probably flicking their bean
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  Speaker 6: No?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Aren't most really good female athletes imagining eating Sidney Sweeney's box?
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  Speaker 2: Am I lost?
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: That would be like me going, I can't believe the
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: water polo team chose this guy with a huge cock
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  Speaker 1: that's hanging out of his speedo. It's nice to look at.
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  Speaker 1: What are these female athletes upset about? What is Sidney
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Sweeney going to do? You want her to gain weight
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: and be some fat rugby player? She's taking her tits out.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: And you should be happy about it. The campaign for U.S.
• 48:24
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• 48:29
  Speaker 1: and young girls looking to get into sport. Australian surfer
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Felicity Palmeter told CNN, in a series of photos and videos,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Sweeney can be seen naked or scantily clad, holding American
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: football as a tennis racket or a baseball bat. In
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: one shot, she lies naked on top of a basketball.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Novik also posted an ad on Instagram Reels, which had
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: 37 million views.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: In four days. Yeah, that's the point.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Paul Meter was one of many female athletes to criticize
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: the campaign. Just absolute, utter disbelief. Incredibly disappointing. Like, how
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: far can you put women's sports backwards in the space
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: of 42 seconds?
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: No one thinks.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: By the way, we want to be valued for what
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: we can do, not what we look like, Paul Meter added.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: No one is valuing female athletes for... what they look like.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Is that what this bitch thinks is happening? No one
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: is valuing female athletes for what they look like. When
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I was a kid, I used to see Martina Navratilova,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: that big hulking dyke.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: I loved her.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: And because my grandfather lived next to a man who
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: got his tickets to the U.S.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Open.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: And one time.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: They let me sit in the CBS press box as
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: a nine-year-old little status-obsessed faggot, and I was sitting there,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: and I handed that hulking dyke a sweat towel. And
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Martina Navratilova was a force, a big Nazi dyke, and
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: she would get out there and go, and then she would,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: you know, she'd have matches with that Monica Seles who
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: we were supposed to care about because a fan stamped her.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Shut up, it's part of the game. Nobody said, hey,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Martina Navratilova's hot. I want to fuck her. Ooh, Steffi Graf.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: God, I want her.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Female athletes are great, and we love them, and we
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: respect them, and they're important, but no one thinks because
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Sidney Sweeney, a hot actress, put her tits with a
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: football that everyone is sexualizing female athletes now. What a great,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: that's like Matt Rife posing with his shirt off and
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: me being like, I wanna be valued for.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: What I do. Yeah, we are.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, hey, Tim, we are valuing you
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: for what you do. I don't wanna be sexualized. You're not,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: no one's sexualizing you. How insane is that? Sydney Sweeney's hot,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: it's part of her appeal. She's also a very good actress,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: but she's hot. That's part of why they do an
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: ad with her, and they know it gets controversy. Like
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: when she did that Guess ad, right? Yeah, it was Guess,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: and she's like, it has good genes, good genes, and
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: here's my tits, and I like Hitler or whatever. They
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: know it gets controversy. They do things with her to
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: get controversy. They know it's going to get the views.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: They know it's going to get the views. You're playing
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: into it. I love all these female athletes being like, I.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Don't want to be sexualized. I want to be valued
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: for what I do.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to be valued.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: British sprinter Amy Hunt also referenced the ad campaign in
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: a post-race interview on Sunday. Sydney Sweeney, this is what
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: women in sports look like, Hunt told BBC. Muscles, hard work, sweat, blood, tears.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Can we see her? Yeah, you're a five, six, you're fine.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: You better run.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: She's not a bad looking woman, but she's not Sidney Sweeney.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: What's the prompt? Women just get vicious with each other.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Women have to relax, by the way.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Hey, women, a message from me. Calm down.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: How about you relax a little bit? This woman's perfectly fine,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: but she ain't Sidney Sweeney. She's a six, seven, whatever.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: The nose ain't great, but the point is this. Yeah,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: you're right, Amy Hunt.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: That is what women are that are athletes. Sweat, blood, tears,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: and muscle. But Sidney Sweeney is an actress with huge tits.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: And Sidney Sweeney should go, this is what actresses look
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: like in America. Blonde hair, big tits. Let's listen to Amy,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: whatever her name is.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Hey, Sidney Sweeney, this is what women is full of like.
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: 21-4.
• 53:03
  Speaker 8: Muscles.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: Hard work.
• 53:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, what?
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: It was so great.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Great.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Sydney Speedy should go, yeah, I'm an actress with huge tits.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: They paid me a lot of money to pose with
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: a tennis racket. I'm sorry you're offended by this. These women, listen,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: women athletes are great and we support them. The Tim
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Dillon Show has done more for female athletes than probably
• 53:31
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• 53:36
  Speaker 1: used to play tennis. Perhaps they've done more for female athletes,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: but could you think of a show that has done
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: more for female athletes than our show?
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: I don't, can you?
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Can you think of a podcast that has elevated the
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: cause of women in sport more than this program? No.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: And I'm here to tell these dykes to relax. What
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: are we doing here? By the way, Sidney Sweeney is
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: going to be the hottest commodity for a corporate company
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: now because you know that you can get a controversial
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: ad with Sidney Sweeney for almost anything.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Like you just put Sidney Sweeney's tits in something and
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: because she has blonde hair and she's quote whatever MAGA
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: coded or whatever, people are just going to lose their
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: minds and it becomes this cultural firestorm. and I'm talking
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: about it, and everybody's talking about it, and we shouldn't be.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: It's not news, but it becomes news because, yeah. So
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: what did Sydney Sweeney say? She fired back at the trolls?
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she posted on her Instagram story, I'm finding.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get her Instagram story up, by the way.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Let's see what she said. I got big tits.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: So what?
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Man, if you're a company, and you want attention, Spend
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: the money on Sydney Sweeney and her tits because it
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: will be a cultural firestorm overnight for no reason.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: That's the new game.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: If you're in advertising, the new game is to do
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: like a playful troll thing that, you know, like.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Put her at Auschwitz.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: If I.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: What's a company that needs.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: If I was Lululemon, I would put Sidney Sweeney doing yoga.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: At Auschwitz with her tits out. That would be my.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: That would be my contribution. Hey, Aloe Yoga. Hey, Aloe Yoga.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Put Sidney Sweeney in yoga pants and put her at Auschwitz.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: And say.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: And here's what it should say. It should say something like,
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  Speaker 2: And let me cook.
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• 56:28
  Speaker 1: me cook. Yes or yes? Is that not a good ad?
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  Speaker 2: I love Germany. And I love history.
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  Speaker 1: Sidney Sweeney should come and lean into it. It should
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• 57:53
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  Speaker 1: As of August 1st, 2026, famed big short investor Michael Burry, Burry, Burry.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Hyping apocalypse panic. So he's saying AI is, yeah, this
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: is kind of, they're hyping apocalypse panic to cover for
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: slowing growth in the AI industry.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: He thinks maybe they've hit a ceiling.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Anthropic has this IPO coming up and they're basically trying
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: to terrify everybody and say, hey, we've built this thing.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: You don't even understand the ways in which it'll kill you.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: We just need more money. We need more money. And
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: this AI bubble might be about to blow. On balance,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: economists concern the AI bubble is about to blow. On balance,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: we think the data looks consistent with a late stage bubble.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, listen, people have chat GPT, they have Claude
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: or whatever, but every other day, somebody's like, we've built
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: a thing and it will kill you all. And then
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: you're kind of like, I don't know, man, it's kind
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: of like Trump and Iran, right? Trump's like, we're going
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: to blow you off the face of the earth.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: And then no one does. They are winning.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: So it's kind of that like boy who cried wolf.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: And it's just like nerd who cried apocalypse. It's like
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: the AI guys just keep coming out and sitting there
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: and they keep having these nice little interviews. And Anderson
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Cooper's like, well, you know, can you explain what you said?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: And he's like, well, I don't want to, I don't
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: want anyone to get, I don't want anyone to panic.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want anyone to panic. We just think we
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: could wipe everybody out. So what's important that we do,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: we need a lot of money. Can you get up
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: some of the interview with Dario, whatever his name is,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Modiye and Anderson Cooper? I think he just did an
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: interview with Anderson Cooper, and there should be something up there.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: Or, yeah.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: He's calling for an AI slowdown, this guy.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: He's like, hey, the AI people are getting richer than
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: anyone in history has ever gotten in a shorter period
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: of time.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: All of the people up in San Francisco, I.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Mean, the demand for our homes and private schools and
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: things like that is skyrocketing. The cost of everything is
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: skyrocketing up there because this AI gold rush, people are
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: making so much money so quickly.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: From this.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: And you have to keep the party going. This makes
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: the mortgage thing of the early to mid-2000s look like
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: an anemic thing. I mean, this is a gold rush
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: like we've never seen before. And all of these guys
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: keep coming out and warning you how powerful this technology
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: is that it could wipe everybody out.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: And they are printing money. This guy's worth like $ 15 billion.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: $ 15 billion.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: And no one knew who he was three years ago, really.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Like these are guys that came on the radar, you know,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: pretty recently and have amassed really wild fortunes and incredibly,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: they're incredibly well-connected with the government.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: They believe they're the government. I've said it before. They
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: really do.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: They think they are steering civilization. It's no longer about taxes.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: It's no longer about if we're spending too much or
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: too little on education. It's no longer about foreign conflict.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: It's no longer about democracy or whatever. These guys believe,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: and some of them probably aren't wrong, they're steering civilization now,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: and that the government itself is at the very best
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: behind the eight ball, at the very worst is infested
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: with them and has been corrupted and co-opted.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: But take a look here. This is Wario, who is
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: the CEO of Anthropic.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 9: I have a four-year-old and a six-year-old. And this last week,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 9: for the first time, I've really been scared about their
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 9: futures because of this technology. And I think there's a
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 9: lot of people out there right now who feel despondent
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 9: or certainly powerless in the face of this and see
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 9: these tech companies and the money that everybody's making and
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 9: just feel powerless. What do you say to people who
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 9: are scared?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 7: So I would make two points. You know, one is
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: this is why restraint is so important. And this is
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 7: why I have advocated today for restraint. And again, I'm
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 7: so encouraged to see.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: How much does, pause that for a minute. How much
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: does restraint cost? I know you've advocated restraint. How much
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: does restraint cost? I'm sure there's a price tag on restraint,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: by the way. You would think that restraint would be free,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: but I imagine not so much.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Keep going.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: Echoed, you know, even by competitors, by government officials, I'm
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: so appreciative that people like Sam and Elon have offered
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: agreement on this. It makes me think that.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: We may truly be able.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 7: To build this technology in the right way.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: That is point one. Here's what this is. Pause this.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: This is a bunch of guys who realize that it's
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: getting too hot. Think of a bunch of drug dealers
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: coming together and going, we've had a couple of bodies, literally,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: at OpenAI. That guy, who everyone said killed himself. A
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: couple of bodies here. People are getting, the neighborhood's getting hot.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: We got to come together. Elon, Altman, this guy, Wario.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: We all have to come together and let's let things
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: cool down. Let's go out. Let's say, hey, man, we're
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: worried about what we're doing. We're worried about what we're building.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: We're worried about this shit. We got to chill it out.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Let's take the heat off of us. Let's take the
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: heat off of us. So what we're going to do
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: is go to the government, ask them to regulate us,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: which we know they cannot do because they just don't
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: understand this enough to regulate it. And we're going to
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: ask them for more money because we want to develop
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: this technology, wink, wink, safely. We don't want any accidents.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: We don't want something going rogue. So all of these
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: guys are basically like, we need to take the heat
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: off of ourselves.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: We need more money. We need to calm people down.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: We need to give the government the illusion of control.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: We need to give people the illusion that we're chilling.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: And we need to suck up all of this money.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: And then we're going to basically continue to do.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: What we were doing. We just need better PR.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: I think the AI people have realized that their PR
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: was terrible. You have Elon running around on ketamine. Alex
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Gibney just did a doc about him. Amazon's now... getting
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: squeamish about releasing it because I'm sure Elon called Bezos.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: He's like, what the fuck are you doing? You don't
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: think people can make documentaries about you? I believe it's Amazon.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Make sure I'm right about that before I say something
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: I'm wrong about. Amazon, I believe, acquired the rights to this. Oh, Universal.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: Okay. So Universal is getting maybe cold feet on releasing
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: the film. Glad I checked. Universal owned by Comcast.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Is not yet committing to rolling out the Alex Gibney
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: movie that it's paid millions to acquire for North American
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: release before the political wind shifted. Now, by the way,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: maybe they will. But I'm sure there's some calls, Elon,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: some lawyers, whoever... When it screened at the Venice Film
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Festival earlier this month, Musk got the kind of reception
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: every international distributor dreams about. Attendees applauded enthusiastically for five
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: minutes and saluted director. So let's take stock of what
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: the AI guys have, right? Sam Altman goes, does a
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: terrible interview with Tucker Carlson. Sam Altman, by the way,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: should do no interviews. Who's ever putting.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Sam Altman in an interview chair? Stop. Sam Altman is
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: going out trying to do interviews. He was just embarrassed.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: He did some interaction with some guy on Grindr who's
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: now writing a musical about interacting with Sam Altman on
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Grindr or something like that, doing a one-man show about it.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: Sam Altman goes out.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson does this kind of brilliant line of questioning
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: about this guy that was found dead whose mother believes.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, play this for two seconds. Just play a couple
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: of seconds of this here.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: Who said you guys were basically stealing people's stuff and
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: not paying them. And then he wound up murdered.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: What was that?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: Also a great tragedy.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: He committed suicide.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: Do you think he committed suicide?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: I really do. This was like a friend of mine.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 10: This was like a guy that, not a close friend,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 10: but this was someone that worked at OpenAI for a
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 10: very long time. I spent, I mean, I was really
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 10: shaken by this tragedy. I spent a lot of time
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 10: trying to, you know, read everything I could, as I'm
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 10: sure you and others did too about what happened. Um,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 10: it looks like a suicide to me. Why does it
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 10: look like a suicide? It was a gun he had purchased.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 10: It was the, this is like gruesome to talk about,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 10: but I read the whole medical record. Does it not
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 10: look like one to you?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: No, he was definitely murdered. I think, um, there was
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: signs of a struggle. Of course, the surveillance camera, the
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: wires had been cut. He had just ordered take out food,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: come back from a vacation with his friends. On Catalina Island,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: no indication at all that he was suicidal. No note
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: and no behavior. He had just spoken to a family
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: member on the phone. And then he's found dead with
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: blood in multiple rooms. So that's impossible. Seems really obvious
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: he was murdered. Have you talked to the authorities about it?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: I have not talked to the authorities about it.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, so there you go.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: So OpenAI basically catches a body. Got Sam Altman out there.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: The PR nightmare. Elon documentary coming out. Vice President Vance,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: who's more aligned with the Elon Teal wing, is taking
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: shots at Anthropic, which is full of a bunch of
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: ex-Biden employees going, hey, they bury their old models.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: It's a cult.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: They're all fucking weirdos. All that's probably true. But it's
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: not because Vance is overly skeptical or whatever of AI.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: It's because Teal and Elon are his people and the
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Anthropic people are not whatever. So I'm sure Vance being
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Vance would, would sashay over there if he thought it
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: would help.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: But here's the, here's the point.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: AI has had terrible, I mean, Zuckerberg goes and Theo
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Vaughn is like, what's coffee or whatever. None of these
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: people in public appear to be remotely human.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Okay. They don't appear to be remotely human. They have
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: a PR problem, like hugely.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: So I think all of them got together and they
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: were kind of like, you know, informally, like we got
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: to like, you know, shift the public consciousness on this
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: because like everyone hates us. We're literal, you know, like creeps.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: We come across like creeps and we're going to have
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: more power than anyone on earth has ever had. So
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: how do we ease people into this? How do we
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: ease people into it? We're creeps. We come across as creeps.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: We share no values with the American public. We don't
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: believe in democracy. We think the government is, you know, again,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: at best, an obstacle to what we want to do.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: At worst, it's just completely inefficient, bloated corpse that we
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: just have to kind of navigate around.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: And how do we do that?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Well, we're going to launch this new PR strategy that,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: by the way, we are concerned too.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: We're also really concerned.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: We share your concerns, and we're asking the government to
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: come in and regulate us, and we want to slow
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: it down. We want to slow it down, and that's
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: the PR strategy.
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  Speaker 2: Of AI.
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  Speaker 1: The next thing they'll do is put Sydney Sweeney in
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: an ad. The next thing you're gonna see is Sydney
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  Speaker 1: Sweeney with her big tits straddling a Tesla humanoid robot
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  Speaker 1: or Sydney Sweeney with fucking some AI, burying an AI
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  Speaker 1: anthropic model and in the dirt with a cloak on
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  Speaker 1: or whatever because the next thing they're gonna do, if
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: this fails, if this PR push fails, I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: right now, the only thing they'll have left is Sidney Sweeney,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: and she'll end up saving that whole sector and then
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: saving our economy.
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  Speaker 2: Good night, everyone.