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How you knew the marriage wasn't gonna work out because of the wedding · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jaye Rich, Hi, Sarah, what's up.
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  Speaker 2: I was listening to the show on Thursday with you
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  Speaker 2: guys having.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy wedding stories. So I texted in because I.
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  Speaker 2: Think I have one that's crazier than any of the
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  Speaker 2: ones that were shared.
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  Speaker 1: Is it are you talking about? We were talking about
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  Speaker 1: how you knew that a wedding was not going to
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  Speaker 1: the marriage wasn't going to work out that one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was that topic. But oka, yeah, I was
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  Speaker 2: just like.
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  Speaker 4: I got a text in, Oh, I want to hear it.
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  Speaker 4: Let's hear it all right.
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  Speaker 3: So I got married in South Florida when I was
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  Speaker 3: twenty nine.
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  Speaker 2: My husband's family, my ex husband's family, was Hispanic. I'm
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  Speaker 2: very white, and their.
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  Speaker 3: Job was to do the rehearsal dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Because my family was paying for the entire wedding, which
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  Speaker 2: was very expensive, and my cheap ass ex husband was like, well,
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  Speaker 2: we don't really want to pay for all these people
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  Speaker 2: to come.
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  Speaker 3: His aunts and their kids and their.
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  Speaker 2: Husbands were coming from Texas and Mexico, and he's like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to invite the ants, the husbands, and
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  Speaker 2: the ca can just stay at home because I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to pay for it, and I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Going, this is the worst idea ever.
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  Speaker 2: This is so horrible, And what do you know, At
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  Speaker 2: the rehearsal dinner, the ants show up solo and.
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  Speaker 3: Immediately assault me.
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  Speaker 2: I've never even met them.
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  Speaker 3: I'm crying and freaking.
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  Speaker 2: Out, like this is the worst case scenario, and they
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  Speaker 2: just immediately left. So the dinner went on, it was beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: The groom and his men.
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  Speaker 2: Went into their own thing later in the evening, and
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  Speaker 2: me and.
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  Speaker 3: My girlfriends went back to the hotel where we're staying.
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  Speaker 3: And what ended up.
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  Speaker 2: Happening is that there was an assault, a domestic dispute
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  Speaker 2: at the hotel between my ex husbands and one of
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  Speaker 2: his aunts. I don't really know what actually happened, but
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  Speaker 2: somebody hit somebody.
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  Speaker 3: In the hallway.
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  Speaker 2: And in Palm Beach County, when you call the police for.
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  Speaker 3: A domestic dispute, somebody has to.
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  Speaker 4: Go to jail.
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  Speaker 2: The ant's daughter said.
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  Speaker 3: That he was the instigator and it hit her.
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  Speaker 2: So my ex husband.
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  Speaker 3: Goes to jail at like eleven.
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  Speaker 2: O'clock the night before our wedding, and all the groomsmen
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  Speaker 2: find out that you know they're there, they.
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  Speaker 3: Know, they call my bridesmaids.
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  Speaker 2: And they're like, we can't say anything.
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  Speaker 3: To her, like we're going to get him out.
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  Speaker 2: Somehow they talked the judge into saying, look.
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  Speaker 3: He's getting married this morning, can you please.
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  Speaker 2: Let him out of jail so he can go get married.
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  Speaker 3: So he spent the.
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  Speaker 2: Entire night in jail and then in front of a
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  Speaker 2: judge at like six or seven am whenever the courthouse opened,
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  Speaker 2: and then his groomsmen drove him back to where we're
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  Speaker 2: getting married. The four of them pounded an entire bottle
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  Speaker 2: of Johnny Walker Blue label.
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  Speaker 3: Oh then they and then they made it to the
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  Speaker 3: we were doing pre.
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  Speaker 2: Photos, so they made it to that, and I had
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  Speaker 2: no idea, although everybody else did, of what had happened.
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  Speaker 2: After the wedding's done and we go back to like
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  Speaker 2: our honeymoon suite, I'm like, so ready to you know,
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  Speaker 2: let's consummate this.
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  Speaker 3: He just passes out. I'm like what.
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  Speaker 2: So the next morning I wake up and we're supposed
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  Speaker 2: to go on our honeymoon and he's just like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I spent all of last night in jail, and you
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  Speaker 2: know I'm gonna I'm gonna I have charges on me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like Oh my god, So our entire.
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  Speaker 2: Honeymoon was ruined because he was so concerned about this
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  Speaker 2: being on his record and what it was going to
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  Speaker 2: do to him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, thirteen months wow.
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  Speaker 2: To Okay, that time that we should not have gotten married.
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  Speaker 3: I wish somebody had told me. But you know what,
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  Speaker 3: we had a beautiful wedding and I loved it. It
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  Speaker 3: was awesome, and then you know, it fell apart.
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  Speaker 1: I think if the groom hits their aunt and goes
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  Speaker 1: to jail, that is a big sign.
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  Speaker 2: That get out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But again I didn't know this until like the day
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  Speaker 2: after the writing.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody wanted to ruin my wedding.
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  Speaker 1: Daw ah, Right, Sarah, thank you for sharing that with us.
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  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks you guys, love you well.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Amy, what happened? She's got one too?
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  Speaker 4: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Okay. So I got married in the Titanic era, and
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  Speaker 4: I was a huge Titanic fan that went to the
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  Speaker 4: movies like six times to watch it and fell in
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  Speaker 4: love with the song Rose, which is a beautiful song.
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  Speaker 4: So I decided I didn't like the traditional wedding song,
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  Speaker 4: so I decided to walk down the aisle to that one,
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  Speaker 4: and I mean, the marriage didn't last. We ended up
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  Speaker 4: getting divorced. And my dear friend, who was also a bridesmaid,
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  Speaker 4: and I've been for instance, her since I grade school,
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  Speaker 4: she said to me, She's like, well, you walk down
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  Speaker 4: the aisle to a song from the Titanic. If that's
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  Speaker 4: not foreshadowing the future didn't work out well for the
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  Speaker 4: Titanic there. Well, yeah, And the fun part is, I
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  Speaker 4: mean we've been divorced for like twenty one years now,
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  Speaker 4: and I found out probably about five or six years
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  Speaker 4: ago that he kind of like stalks my Instagram stories
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  Speaker 4: and just randomly to be like my super pettiness, I
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  Speaker 4: just like to to post. I post like a a
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  Speaker 4: giff of the Titanic sinking. I don't think he gets it, though, you're.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of waken at him. This is the roast song.
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  Speaker 1: The Roe song is the theme from Titanic, right, it's not.
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  Speaker 5: The actual theme, but it's a song when she's like
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  Speaker 5: it's when she's jumping off to get into the boat
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  Speaker 5: and they're you know, putting her down, and then she
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  Speaker 5: decides she doesn't want to leave Jack and she like
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  Speaker 5: jumps back.
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  Speaker 4: Onto the ship. It's a beautiful song and it hasn't
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  Speaker 4: rooined it for me. I still love it. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that wasn't your fault.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get married again?
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  Speaker 4: I've actually been engaged for a very long time. We've
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  Speaker 4: been together for twenty years, so we haven't gotten married.
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  Speaker 1: But anywhere, do you guys have a song?
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 4: No, well kind of sort of. It's the It's the
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  Speaker 4: pussy Cat Dolls Stick with You.
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  Speaker 2: That's like one of our songs.
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  Speaker 4: You can't say you have a type?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah right, sobriety there, Amy, thanks a lot for
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  Speaker 1: telling that story to us.
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  Speaker 4: I love.
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  Speaker 1: Wait what what what?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? I just want to say congratulations to Peyton.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: We're excited for you. That's amazing. Sweet of you.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day.
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  Speaker 5: Amy.
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  Speaker 1: By