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134: The Audacity of Lala - Vanderpump Rules : Written In The Stars (S11 E7) · Reality TV Cringe

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Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
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Delia here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter in law Beatrice.
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What's up, everybody. We are presently under a storm warning here in North
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Texas. We're supposed to get golf sized hail. Yeah, that can injure
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people in animals and property. Yeah, so if things start getting set off,
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you know, that's yeah, popping off, might get loud out,
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It's gonna be a wild night. We are here, however, to discuss
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vander Pump Rules season eleven, episode I don't remember. And finally, Beatrice,
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I feel like we're starting to go somewhere. Yeah, like we're starting
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to get some actual drama. It's not just about Sena and her nanny and
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her tears. We're getting into some arguments and it's starting to pay off.
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I know, I'm actually kind of enjoying it. Yeah, I mean,
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I've been enjoying the show this whole season, but now it's starting to pop
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off and I'm like, yes, yeah, let's fight. Yeah, let's
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get runner to Rumbo. Well, and we also have been having some conversations
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guys about the valley. Yeah, because the valley is VPR adjacent. We've
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got some og cast members from vander Pomp who were fired for like racism and
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scandal, and I guess Bravo doesn't give a shit though, they're bringing him
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back to have their own show. So we're gonna have Jax, his wife,
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Brittany, and Kristen who used to be very close with Katie, and
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also Stascy, who you do not know, and then like a cavalcade of
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other characters that I am unfamiliar with. But that show starts next Tuesday,
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either before or after VPR, and we were thinking we should cover it because
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this season, Jackson Brittany look like they're getting a divorce. Oh and we
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heard the rumors in this episode of vp R. Katie said, the streets
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is talking. Yeah, because Jacks is a whole Yeah, So I think
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we're going to cover that, all right, I'm down. It sounds really
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fun. So Thursday Nights slash Friday. If you're a norm it's gonna be
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Bravo. Yeah, and then Tuesdays we're gonna be doing TLC yeah stuff.
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And I'm looking forward to it too. The new season of trash on me.
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Yes, it better be lit. Yes, it's I think it's gonna
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be lit, all right, I hope so I trust you. Yeah,
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it's like the zeitgeist. What's the most trashiest trash that we can consume?
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And I'm getting a feeling, I'm getting a vibe. But I've just now
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before we get into this episode of vp R, we do want to remind
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you, please hid your wife and Hadria girl. We are a politically incorrect
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podcast, which means we say bad words, we have controversial opinions, and
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Beatrice is objectively dumb, objectively rude. Do you hear me? You're so
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smart? You know, I love you so much. No, but sometimes
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we're dumb. And yeah, this is a comedy podcast. So if you're
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subscribe. Everything you do helps us in the algorithm, and that helps us
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to grow. So thank you in advance. Thank you. You know I
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don't mean it when I say that about you, right, yeah, you
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better not, you know well, But I mean, you're always calling me
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fat and boomer. Okay, there's so many things you say about me.
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I'm abusive, you are. You're so abusive. I deserve it. I
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don't mean it. You're so intelligent. I think we have a lot in
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common, with me being the more intelligent. But I'm bringing I'm bringing you
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up. I'm helping you out of setting you on the path to righteousness.
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I mean, thank you for that. You're welcome. I think you have
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a galaxy brain. Thanks. I think you're very pretty. You a lot
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of talent to say that for everybody. I love this girl. Oh my
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gosh, she does I really do. Okay, without further ado, let's
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get into vander Pump rules. Take it away, alright, bitch, I
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want to apologize to everybody in advance for how bad my voice sounds. I
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sound like I've been chain smoking for twenty years. Sound bad. It sounds
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pretty bad to me in my head. It sounds like I'm a deep man.
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It's not bad. I got some laryngitis or something, so right,
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y'all gotta deal with it. Anyway, let's get this. And I wouldn't
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have even known it if you hadn't said oh whatever. I would not have
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known it if you hadn't said it. So my voice sounds naturally like I
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changed years. He's a little warbly, like you're a little dove. But
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it's fine. Oh my god, you're too nice. Anyway. We begin
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this episode with everybody coming back home from Tahoe. Yeah, Sandfal comes home
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to his humble abode right where Ariana wants nothing to do with him. She's
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gone no contact yep, I mean rightfully so. And he's like talking to
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his assistant An about how great Tahoe was because everyone just you know, welcomed
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him with open arms. Even though they fought, there was resolution. And
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then he's like, I'm gonna go journal about it. Bye, Okay,
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let me ask you this. Are you getting the vibe that Anne is starting
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to turn or has already turned against Tom because she seems to like barely put
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up with him. Oh yeah, she's annoyed by his presence because he's annoying.
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He's Hella annoying, So yeah, I do get that vibe. But
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she's like, well he's paying me, so I have to kiss his ass.
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Well. I was watching Watch What Happens Live and we had Ariana Maddox
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there. She looked beautiful all and also John Oliver, who was surprisingly so
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funny, like he was such a good guess. But at some point Ariana
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was asked about Anne, like what is the relationship? Like is it weird
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having his personal assistant there? Maybe asking you questions? And Arianna said,
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I love Anne. Oh and we have to keep watching because there's going to
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be some developments around Anne in this season. Oh I think Anne's going to
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defect. I mean good, Yeah, and she needs to because Fox Sandoval.
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I mean, I don't want to sit there and harbor im. I
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say this every episode. Yeah, we shouldn't be super mean or whatever,
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but don't be mean. I mean, fucking shit on him, drag him.
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He just sucks. I just don't get the whole like having to suck
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his dick the whole time, Like can I be very inappropriate. Yeah,
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I mean, maybe we should uncensor this. I don't all right, back
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from uncensored, let's get back to the show, all right. So after
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everybody gets home and gets all settled, then we have Shena going to Lisa
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vander Pump's McMansion, the oichy bitch. Yeah, and she needs a conditioner
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for her hair. I know, I don't mean to be rude, but
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it's looking like straw stops bad with the highlights. Yes, anyway, chemicals
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in there. But yeah, she goes over to Lisa vander Pumps and of
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course they got to talk about fucking Tahoe, and of course she has got
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to be like, yeah, I'm just really struggling with my friend job,
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losing my friendship was endvil and I just like want to talk to arian about
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it, but she's being such a bitch. I can't believe it. I
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really can't either. Back to watch what Happens Live, somebody asks Arianna how
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she feels about what she's seeing of Shena and Laala, but in particular Shena
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like all the things that sheina saying, and she's like, yeah, I
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didn't know about all the things that she was saying behind my back, I
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was only having these conversations with her. I thought we were cool, but
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yeah, it's really hurtful. Stop it. So this is affecting their friendship,
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and if Arianna is as important to Shina as Sina says she is,
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well, then she's fucking it up. Oh yeh, she's fucking this shit.
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She's fucking it up hardcore, especially when she gets to the part with
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Lisa vander Pump where she talks about dancing with the Stars and she's like,
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yeah, I had to hear about it from Ariana's new boyfriend Dan that she
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got the offer, and that's what I've wanted my whole life. I've been
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dreaming about it my whole life. I'm like, okay, courringe, like
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soul cringe. Yeah, so cringe of her being like I was taking dance
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lessons all year because I was expecting to get it. I'm like, oh
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my god. Some people have a vacuum inside of their soul, like there
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will never be enough love, they'll never be enough attention, they'll never be
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enough fame. And she knows one of those people. And it's sad because
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she's coming at it from a place of desperation. Yeah, and I think
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there's like some sort of a script inside of her around unworthiness and never being
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the cool girl that she keeps acting out on the stage of her life.
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I don't mean to become a therapist, but like it's it's it is cringey.
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I have secondhand embarrassment that you would say that on television, Like you
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knew you were coming into a conversation with Lisa at Villa Rosa. You knew
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there were cameras that you had the audacity to say that out loud where you
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know other people will hear it much less Ariana, that's wild, It's super
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wild wild. And then you want to frame it around you being upset about
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Santa bal. That's not the reason you're fucking jealous. Yeah, because she
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also makes a comment like Ariana's living her best life making millions, which Ariana
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colaps back with later in the episode. But she's like saying all of this
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shit to Lisa vander Pump, and of course Lisa's like trying to be impartial,
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she's trying to be nice about it, and she's like trying to root
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for Shena to be like, Okay, tell Ariana how you feel then quit
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talking shit and quit saying this to everybody else. Why don't you tell Ariana?
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And of course Shina doesn't do it well, But my sense of that
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conversation from Lisa side was Lisa was agreeing with her perception and she's like,
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well, stand up for yourself. Yeah, get out there and talk to
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her. Tell her how you feel, as if she's right to feel that
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way, Like if you're gonna come to me on some bullshit about a relationship
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you have and if you're acting stupid, I'm gonna tell you like, look,
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yeah, I don't see it the same way. And you might want
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to put this into context, is a really great things that are happening for
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your friend because she went through a really bad thing. So maybe don't focus
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on your jealousy and just see how you can be there for her. It's
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not gonna be forever. It's gonna be for a few more months and then
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things will go back to normal. Like I would be real with you,
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Yeah, I wouldn't feed into your delusion that you should go confront Ariana and
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be like, but I wanted Dancing with the Stars. I wanted it and
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you took it from me. No, she didn't. And there's footage out
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there of Ariana after Dancing with the Stars saying on camera like, I think
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she should be the next one to come from our show to Dancing with the
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Stars. I think she would make a great cast member. Wow. So
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she's backing her up, yeah, but then she is still dragging her,
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throwing her under the bus. That's ridiculous. She's come a long way from
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my backup dancer. Okay, so you're a dancer and a singer. Shut
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up, you're almost forty Shit for real, could you stop? It's really
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cringey, it's really gross. And so why does Lisa play the field then?
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Like why does she side with Sheena if she has this knowledge, Like
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does she actually think Sheen is in the right or she just playing a game
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with all these people? Know what? I don't know what her motivation is.
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I think that she looks at all of these cast members as her children.
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I think that's what she wants us to believe at least, And so
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she's maybe trying to mediate between people. But I really don't think she likes
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Ariana. Out of everybody, Arianna and Lala have pushed back with Lisa the
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most, and you can you cannot paw at Ariana. She will call you
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out on your shit. And there have been a few times on Reunions and
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in the show Oh where Arianna like told Lisa to back off, like no,
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no, no, no, no, we're not doing this. So
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I don't know that Lisa actually likes Ariana. And maybe again people are seeing
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the writing on the wall. Maybe Ariana's not gonna stay much longer than a
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season or two, and so maybe this is why. I don't know.
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I don't know why you would feed Shina's anxiety and delusion here. I mean,
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really though, it's it's just really cringey. I thought this whole conversation
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was ridiculous, and for Shina to be so jealous over Arianna, and I
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don't know, it's just you're framing it like you're just sad because you want
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Arianna to understand your feelings about Sandobal. But it's not that it's just her
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being jealous because she's famous, right, She's getting all of the attention because
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she says this in multiple episodes, why can't it be about me? Right?
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Like she's just so jealous. It's so gross. I just wonder about
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Sheena. In March twenty twenty four, as she's watching these episodes back,
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as she's reading on social media the majority opinion that she's acting like a fool,
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yeah, and chasing the limelight and being a clout goblin. Like what
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is she thinking now? Oh, she's imploding. Yeah. If she's freaking
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out on this season about how people are dogging on her for that photo with
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Sandoval, for that birthday picture, she's totally employed. Absolutely everybody hates her.
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It's like Robin Brown, like, I'm just gonna go silent because everybody
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eats me Crime River. Yeah. I just think that she's I wonder if
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she strategically chose a side based on who would benefit her more monetarily, like
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give her more screen time, and if she really thought she picked the right
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side with Tom Sandoval and now she's seeing it like unfold on television and she's
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like, oh, fuck, maybe not. That's embarrassing. It is embarrassing
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because you're chasing clout. Yeah, but maybe she'll come to near the end
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of the season though, because we saw in the preview when she's like confronting
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Sandoval and being like, do I mean anything to you? And he's like
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yeah, But it's still about her. Yes, it's really still about her.
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Can't we have like a solid six months to a year for Arianna to
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get over this devastating loss in her family, in her life, really out
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needing to center her on platform you. She know, like, can't you
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just take Is it not possible for you to just take a back seat and
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shut the fuck up a little bit? No, because they're all self centered
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as far. The answer is no, it's no, it's so bad.
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I hate it. Well, then after the Lisa vander Pump conversation, then
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we have Laala and Arianna getting a lattes and this is where it was great.
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This was crazy, Like, this is where Lala was really showing herself
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and I was like, I don't like you, bitch, right, I
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don't like you at all. Like they start having like an innocent conversation about
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Ariana's cocktail book and the photo shoot and blah blah blah, and then Laala
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just kind of gets right into it and is confronting Ariana with her stance of
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like I don't want to be friends with anybody who's friends with Tom Sandibal And
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she's like, well what about Sheena. Lala's like no, she talks about
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the social media post. It's the picture. Yes. So she is telling
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Ariana about the social media post and being like, why didn't you come to
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devent her? Right, which I'm like, that's stupid. Well, it's
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I think that she has a point. I don't agree with it necessarily.
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I think she's I can see a world where that conversation would happen between two
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friends. But the thing is, I don't think they're actual friends. I
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think Arianna is filming a scene with Laala, and I think Ariana has received
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a lot of PR training and she knows how to show up on camera,
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and so Laala starts escalating and popping off about well, why wouldn't you defend
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Shina though, why wouldn't you just make a post? Like don't you think
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she deserves it? It's too hard, and Arianna is just very quiet,
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and she's like, well, I didn't want to chase headlines. I didn't
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want to make it worse. Didn't seem like a big deal. I normally
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just ignore shit. And Lala ends up looking like a fool for pressing the
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issue. But the issue it's I mean, I I can see her point,
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but I just don't know if it's an authentic point. I think she's
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just trying to embarrass Ariana. Yep, you know what I mean. It's
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not genuine, no, and she's trying to make Ariana into the villain,
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like, oh, you're a terrible friend because you won't back up Sena.
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But to me, I'm like, it's fucking social media, Like who the
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fuck cares? Like I hate when Shanna cares. I mean, yeah,
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and all of these people are rapid as fuck and they care about their image
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online and everything, so I get it from that perspective, but I'm just
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like, social media is so fucking stupid. I hate when people tell me
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to go post something or to go comment on their thing because they want clout
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or they want likes. I'm like, no, I might do what I
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want to fucking do. So I was kind of siding with Ariana, but
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then, you know, as they're talking about it, Ariana starts to see
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Laala's point with it, and she's like, Okay, well, I guess
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I'll say something if it matters so much. So she ends up saying something,
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and then Lala kind of gets into the whole sand of a thing,
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and she's just like, well, why can't you just you know, accept
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that some people want to be friends with Inval and Arianna's like, no,
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I've been clear about it. Now Arianna doesn't even say that, She's like,
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I am okay with that. You guys can go and hang out with
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him and do all the things. I just don't want to be associated with
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people who do that. And that is what a boundary is, Beatrice.
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And we talk about this a lot because a lot of people think a boundary
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is my belief, in my opinion, imposed upon somebody else so that they
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act different. That's not what a boundary is. A boundary is Okay,
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you're gonna do what you want to do, and I'm going to act different
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because of that. So Arianna is well within her rights to feel that way.
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And once again we have to say, in the last two seasons,
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we had Lala telling this entire friend group, this same friend group, that
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if they associated with her ex in any way, they were dead to her.
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And now here she is telling Ariana like, what are you doing,
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Like that's so ridiculous, But it's not ridiculous, and you're a hypocrite,
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Lala, one hundred percent. And I was getting so frustrated with her during
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this whole conversation like why are you trying to push Ariana to break her boundary?
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Like why are you pushing her to change how she wants to feel?
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Like Lala keeps bringing up she is like whoa, but Sheina lost a friend.
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Okay, so he sucks. I mean he sucks probably for the best
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is how I actually feel about that, yes, And Arianna's like, Okay,
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I lost a friend. I actually lost two because I lost Rachel too.
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And I lost not a husband, but I lost a long term partner.
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I'm losing my fucking house. I'm in the process of losing all of
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this, Lala, and you want to lecture me now. In the after
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show, Katie and Arianna were together, and Katie's like, oh, and
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I'm paraphrasing, like Shina wants to complain about all the hate she got from
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this one picture with her and Tom Sandoval that a fan asked to get.
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But like, this is the consequence of your actions, because if somebody asked
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me to be in a photograph with Tom Sandoval, I'd be like ew I
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would maybe do it, but I wouldn't be like looking so chummy, right,
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you want to be a buffoon, which is what Katie says, if
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you want to be a buffoon, this is what happens. But you don't
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then get to blame other people and make them do something because you were a
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buffoon. Katie is so over Sheena and I love it, and we're gonna
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obviously get to the astrology party where Katie is the one. She's the one
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who will go up against Lalla, and Lala's got nothing but bluster and loudness.
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But she doesn't have a point. Honey, No, she does not
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have a point, not at all. Yeah, it's so good. It's
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so good, Katie. I love it. I loved Katie this whole episode
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because the next scene is when Katie Sheena, Lala and some rando girl.
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Do you know who that was? Yeah? Christina, Oh yeah she's been
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she's been showcased over the seasons. I was like, who are you?
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Yeah, she's just a mousey friend of Katie and formerly Stossy. She was
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kind of a mean girl, but she just had a baby. We're all
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getting older, ye, so grace for everybody. Oh okay, well,
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I was like, some rando that's literally what I read on my nine.
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I don't know Christina Kelly. Yeah, but they all go to like lunch
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or whatever. And this is where Sena starts telling Christina aka Rando Girl,
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about Tahoe and Sandoval, and Christina's like asking her all these questions about it,
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and like how do you feel? And do you think Sandival like really
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misses your friendship? And she is like, yeah, I genuinely do.
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I think he was like genuinely being like genuinely authentic with his tears and everything.
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What's more, she says, I think Tom is more upset about his
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loss of a friendship with me than his ruined relationship with Ariana. Yeah,
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because him and Ariana had such problems. How are you that much of a
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narc? Like? I don't. I guess narks are not socially conscious and
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aware, Like can you be a nark but also be able to manage yourself
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and the things you say in front of other people so that they don't know
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you're a ark? Because I mean the way that she just says that allow
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with her words, I'm like, Shina, do you not hear yourself?
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You are an unconscious nark. You're a nark who does not know how to
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self moderate. Yeah, and it's embarrassing the cringe that I'm feeling down to
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my vagina. It's a crag. I'm craggling for you, Shina, I
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know, how are you almost forty? And you don't get it. I
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know, it doesn't make any fucking sense. And she's saying all this in
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front of Katie when she knows Katie and Orion are like hardcore standing together because
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they both left their toms, you know, So I'm just like, what
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the fuck? Shehena. And this is where Katie starts getting fucking annoyed with
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her, and she's like, well, no, she starts crying, yeah,
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Katie. Yes, Katie gets emotional about Tom Sandoval. Yes, and
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how Tom has treated her and called her a monster and inter fucking feared with
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her marriage, and so yeah, she doesn't give a shit about that guy.
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Yes, that's when she was telling Shina, like, how the fuck
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can you have compassion for him? He's like a literal demon. He doesn't
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give a shit about you, He doesn't give a shit about anybody. Yeah,
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And I thought that was really interesting, that moment of vulnerability she had
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when she was talking about her marriage, Like how Tom Sandoval essentially made Schwartz
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go against the previous seasons. There is like this iconic scene from I don't
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remember which season it was, but they're all dressed up for Halloween or something.
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I think they're in Florida for some vacation and Tom is turning to the
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camera and to everybody in the room while Schwartz is in the bathroom sitting on
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the toilet, and he's like, don't you see he's a battered wife,
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Like he was always always turning Tom against Katie and truly making Katie out to
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be this monster. Now, I'm not going to negate that there were many
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times that Katie acted hatefully and she was a mean girl. She treated other
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people very, very badly. But the lengths that Tom went to to interfere
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with their marriage, it's real. And so I saw that on her face.
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She's like, I think what she was saying is like, he ruined
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my fucking marriage. He took my husband away. Oh my gosh, and
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she starts to cry, Yeah, this is a real loss for her.
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And he's so Tom Sandival is so unconscious to what he's actually done. He
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does not care about her at all. In the after show, I'm sorry,
23:17
I'm going off, that's fine. But in the after show, we
23:18
have Jack's, Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval sitting together, because remember Katie's like,
23:25
yeah, I heard that rumor about Jack's. The streets are saying,
23:27
you know, he's cheating on her, but they're always saying that. And
23:30
this is when Jack says, well, Katie just is a liar, and
23:36
Katie is always trying to make something out of nothing. Katie is always trying
23:40
to cause dissension, and Jax goes in on Katie and that's because Katie has
23:47
done that to some degree a little bit in the past. But yeah,
23:52
I think there's a lot, there's a lot of acrimony between some of these
23:56
castmates that go way back. Damn, that's so fucked up. Yeah,
24:02
So her crying, I felt that I did too. And when she was
24:04
saying this to Shina, like I thought she was coming from like a genuine
24:07
place, Like she was frustrated of course, because she's like, how can
24:11
you fucking have sympathy for such a piece of shit of a human being?
24:15
And like, how can you even try to see the good in him?
24:17
And it's all because, like we said last episode, Sheena's you know,
24:21
holding on to the monetary gifts that Santoval gave her during COVID when she was
24:26
struggling and whatever. I get it, they've had twelve years of friendship.
24:30
Whatever, But I'm like, seriously, though, I was feeling for Katie
24:33
and I was feeling Katie's vibe, like I was watching it with your daughter,
24:37
and she's she hasn't watched this season at all, and she's just like,
24:40
why is Katie being such a bitch? And I'm like, well,
24:41
she's being mad because Sina's trying to like suck Santoval's dick and trying to get
24:47
compassion for him and try to be his friend. And it doesn't make any
24:49
fucking sense, like especially sense when Shina calls herself Ariana's bff. Right,
24:55
she is my closest friend. We've been friends for years. Then why are
24:57
you acting like this? Because she yes, she's clout chasing. Yep,
25:03
she's fake af Oh, it's an embarrassing season for Sheena. It's very embarrassing.
25:07
Then we have Sandoval meeting Lisa Vanner pomp at Tom Tom and this was
25:14
kind of like a weird conversation. It sent heered around Rachel, so that
25:17
was why it was interesting. He's talking about how he misses Rachel how he's
25:22
sad because she's ghosted him and blocked him, and he's like, I wanted
25:26
a relationship with her, Like, no, you didn't, right, you
25:29
didn't care at all. You just wanted solid area And you're just saying that
25:30
for the camera in case she comes back. Ye. And then Lisa vander
25:36
palmp I thought this was funny. She's like, well, I wasn't gonna
25:37
tell you, but I've spoke to Rachel at length. She's like, she
25:41
hates you, right, essentially, she's she said something that I thought was
25:45
really interesting. She said to Tom Sandoval, you told Rachel that life is
25:52
lying and that you made her lie. And she was uncomfortable with that.
25:56
And I was like, that's a crazy thing to say, life is lying.
25:59
I get to really see Sandval saying me too that and he says,
26:02
I never said that. I don't believe him. He said that, Yeah,
26:06
you said that one hundred percent. And you are lying right now,
26:08
right, You're lying all day every day. And then Lisa vander Pump in
26:14
her talking head, says that Rachel doesn't miss him, she doesn't love him
26:18
anymore. She said that she was manipulated by him. And I believe that
26:21
too. I mean, I think she's a young girl. Like I know,
26:23
I've been kind of hard on her. She's older than you, Like,
26:26
let's keep it in perspeci she's like twenty nine. No, well when
26:30
this happened, she was I think twenty eight. She was older than you.
26:33
So I mean not by much, not by much. But like,
26:36
I don't ever see you making the choices that Rachel made. No, Like,
26:41
I think you have a really good head on your shoulders. You also
26:44
have a really great moral compass. And so I say that to say,
26:48
we can't just strip all of the responsibility off of her and put it onto
26:51
Tom Sandoval. But maybe she was under some kind of dicknosis. Yeah,
26:56
and she was under some kind of an illusion with Tom sand of But I
27:00
mean, Ariana was one of your very best friends, and for sure he
27:04
knew what the fuck you were doing. Yeah, she did, right,
27:07
said, let's not just blame Tom Sandoval for the shit that you did.
27:11
But I can understand why she would not want to be with him. Yeah,
27:14
and I can understand the manipulation factor, and like especially knowing well we
27:18
don't know, we haven't seen the tape or anything. We've been seeing the
27:22
lawsuits coming out now in the year of our lower twenty twenty four about the
27:26
alleged sex tape that he filmed without her consents. So it's like I can
27:30
see a world where like she was being really stupid, she made a really
27:34
bad, wrong choice of fucking over her friend, but she was manipulated by
27:38
this asshole who was right, just horny and wanted a fucker. Yeah,
27:42
but she was complicit. And then we have Lisa vander Pump meeting Laala at
27:48
her studio. Yeah, give them Laala. She had a brand, she
27:55
was I think making clothing. I know she had a podcast. I think
27:57
her ex, Randall Emmett was very involved in that podcast. And so now
28:03
she's trying to get rid of Randall. So I don't think she can use
28:06
La La. I don't think she can use certain terms. She's trying to
28:08
do something new. But all I could think in this scene was how unspeakably
28:15
pretty she is. I know, I mean with I mean, she probably
28:18
has I'm sure concealer and all this stuff on, but like she is so
28:22
freaking pretty and in her interstitials, in her talking heads, I'm like,
28:26
she is so pretty. I know she is gorgeous. I mean amazingly gorgeous,
28:36
like it's insane. Yeah, like a fucking siren. Like she's so
28:38
pretty. I hate her for it. I'm so beautiful. I mean from
28:44
my vantage point as an older person, I'm like, I hope you know
28:48
how much power you have in this world, Like I hope you like maximize,
28:52
optimize your beauty, your position, like this time of your life,
28:56
like the men, I hope you do it all girl fun because you are
29:00
a battye. I mean, she's so fucking pretty, so fucking but she
29:04
is too full of herself and we will come to see in the scene with
29:08
Katie, but do go on one hundred percent. The only other thing that
29:11
was interesting about the scene with Lisa vander Pump is Laala talks about her wanting
29:15
a sperm donor and how she's already gonna do it. Nobody can talk her
29:18
out of it. I mean, she's pregnant right now, isn't she She's
29:21
pregnant. In the after show, she said that she took her IUD out
29:25
last year, like November October maybe, and then she did one round of
29:30
sperm insemination, which is I hope what you were going to do so I
29:33
can have a grandchild. I just had to throw that in there, and
29:36
it took the first time because she's a fertile Myrtle, like, I believe
29:40
you are as well. And I think in April. So now she's like
29:42
four or five months alone, and she showed her baby bump on the Instagram,
29:48
and I understand and totally appreciate her position. She's like, I don't
29:52
want a baby, daddy. I don't want to have to split my time
29:57
with my child fifty fifth and not have her on a Christmas or on a
30:03
Thanksgiving, like I want my baby to be mine. I'm like, go
30:07
off, I mean, pop off, queen. I think that's great.
30:10
If you have the money to support a family, to support children and you
30:14
want to love them, I love that for you. I know when she
30:17
was talking about how she just loves being a mom and she wants to have
30:19
all the babies, like she wants to get in seminated what she ends up
30:22
doing, and then she wants to adopt kids, and then maybe if she
30:26
meets a man, she wants to have his babies. And I'm like,
30:29
I love this. I love that so much. I think that's great.
30:32
Some people are giving her shit online about that. They're like, she doesn't
30:33
need to have kids. I'm like, oh, shut up, yes,
30:36
pose do shut up. She actually loves her kids, so yeah, I
30:38
mean, it's friend. She has agency over her body and her reproductive rights
30:42
and she could do what the fuck you want to do. Yeah, thank
30:45
you, thank you. And then we have some weird scene with Schwartz,
30:51
Joe Co, James, Allie, like some weird manufactured dinner out. Ali
31:00
doesn't want to be there because she thinks all of these people are old ass
31:03
clowns. She goes there with James and Schwartz shows up and his aweshuck's routine.
31:08
I'm like, you're boring. And then Tom's Sandoval comes crashes the party
31:15
shades What a loser these Chloe woman's shades, which is fine, I don't
31:19
care, that's really not my point, but like he's got these expensive shades,
31:23
and James in the after party says something like he probably purchased them that
31:27
day, knew we were going to film, showed up, saw me looking
31:33
at them, and gave them to me, like acknowledging that Tom Sandoval has
31:37
been out here giving gifts for allyship. Good. Well, I'm glad that
31:41
he acknowledges that he knows that Lala knows that she knows that they all know
31:45
that. Yeah. Well, Alie said it in her talking head. She's
31:48
like, I feel like Sandval is trying to buy everybody's friendship, especially James
31:51
Mark Cookie right there. That's why I like her a lot. She's not
31:53
come by the stardom of Tom Sandoval. No, she couldn't give a shit
32:00
that. I love it too, And I think she's good for James,
32:01
Like from what I've seen, I'm like, I think she's probably a good
32:04
influence. I mean, he's a terrible person, yeah, but maybe he
32:07
can change. People can change. From DV well, I mean that's alleged.
32:13
It is alleged. It's all illegit. It is all alleged. Maybe
32:16
maybe I'm just gonna stop talking. And then we have a weird scene with
32:21
Schwartz and Joe going out to lunch okay and so. And the whole reason
32:25
why this is there is because people have us insinuated that they've been fucking this
32:30
whole time, that they're friends with benefits and all this stuff, and they
32:34
confirm it on the show because the producers ask Schwartz and Joe separately, when's
32:37
the last time you fucked? Schwartz is like, ugh, I don't remember
32:40
all shucks, and Joe's like, oh, yeah, we fucked last month.
32:43
Yeah. Ew. It's a really odd pairing. She's a really odd
32:49
person. It's pityfunn She is, by the way, a hairstylist, okay,
32:52
And I'm like, when she's showing up in her talking heads with her
32:55
hair and her I'm sorry, I'm like, Okay, I want to help
33:00
you. I realize that you're not used to this world. But woo,
33:05
somebody should have helped her from hair and makeup, honey. I mean it's
33:07
pretty bad. And she kinda I don't mean this in a mean way,
33:12
but I'm like, she kind of has a weird behavior. I'm like,
33:14
is she on drugs? Yeah, there's something a little weird about her.
33:17
And they're very odd together, keeping in mind of course that Tom Schwartz is
33:22
forty one ew, and like this just the conversation is very juvenile and their
33:28
energy is very quirky and weird. And I'm like, are we soft launching
33:31
a romance because Schwartz, Oh, how the mighty have fallen? I think
33:36
it's cringe as fuck and like I guess there was some talk or something.
33:39
I think Ali was the one that said it that Joe like moved in with
33:44
Schwartz like right after his divorce. And I'm like, Okay, that's fucking
33:46
weird and amazing that broken d ew. It's like they're like pity fucking each
33:52
other. I think I think that's what it is. That's just like he's
33:57
not into it. She's probably like so over the top, and she she's
34:00
probably like actually in love with him, but like won't admit it because he
34:01
keeps saying we're just bros, we're just friends. I did see something on
34:07
the subreddits about Tom Schwartz having a new girlfriend who is in her twenties and
34:13
very pretty, just a gorgeous young girl Cloud Goblin hang out and so's he's
34:19
dating someone super young. So he's not dating Joe officially. Okay, it's
34:23
just weird, like what's happening I don't know, and so fast forward.
34:28
I hate it. I think it's really cringey. I don't need her on
34:30
my television. No, she is no part in this universe. She makes
34:35
me. I'm comfort she does I'm I'm comfy. I hate it. Oh
34:40
and then we get to the final part of the episode where all the guys
34:44
go out to a nice, fancy steakhouse and then all of the girls go
34:46
to Ali and James's house for that astrology thing. Yeah, that like weird
34:52
astrology. Well, I mean, as a as an amateur and yet very
34:57
adept astrologer, did you find her astrology readings to be accurate? They were
35:04
bad? I mean she was she was showing yeah, okay, and maybe
35:07
I was just edited that way, Like I don't know, because none of
35:09
the other girls gave a shit at all, Like they didn't care at all.
35:13
Right, nobody, you're just showing up because the producers told them to
35:16
under the guys of an astrology party. Yeah, and I kind of felt
35:20
bad for Ali because she like printed out everybody's birth charts and like nobody cares.
35:23
You would have been geeking so hard. You'd be like, oh my
35:27
god, the planet, the lines, and the houses. Well, I
35:30
was like genuinely curious. I was like super I would have liked more information.
35:35
Yes, what did we learn, Well, we learned fucking Arianna's got
35:37
some Jupiter in the first house. Like nobody cares. That's not irrelevant.
35:43
Okay, Then we have Laala being a scorpio rising, which tracks yeah,
35:47
and that she's got Pluto in the first house, which is actually what does
35:51
that mean? Well, I mean Pluto's like the planet of like chaos,
35:55
like destruction, like change, but it's like reverse, you know, it's
36:00
all of that. Yeah one, and like lava like Bolton lava exactly,
36:04
and like for it to be in the first house, that means like she's
36:06
got very plutonium energy. Like she's very intense, very intimidating, very strong
36:13
headed, and I mean, hello, yeah, that's what she is.
36:15
And she probably scares people because she's so intense. I mean she's so fucking
36:20
direct, and she's always calling people out and screaming at them. And I
36:22
know who she doesn't scare? What Katie Aries Moon big HATI okay, I've
36:30
got an Aries Moon too. I've been waiting for this conversation La La.
36:34
Yeah, that was an interesting clash of the titan. Let's just get into
36:37
it, because that's like the crux of the whole meetup. Fucking Lalla just
36:42
goes off in like already, my shit energy was weird. I know,
36:46
like if we're just having like some charcuterie Charcuterie. We're having some wine.
36:51
Yeah, we're talking astrology, Like why are you coming in so hard?
36:54
Right? And fucking Sheina is just sitting there all quiet, right, not
36:59
saying anything with the actual problem. Well, and it's so stupid because in
37:02
her talking head, she's like, I wanted to have a conversation with Ariana,
37:07
Like really, because we didn't see that you had La La doing your
37:09
dirty work for you, because you can't fucking speak with your big girl mouth,
37:13
right, it's really cringey as fuck, And like Lala, I could
37:16
see where she was like trying to come from the place of like defending her
37:22
friend. But all it does is it comes off fucking unhinged, comes off
37:24
crazy because you have no valid reasoning to just be going off on Katie and
37:30
Arianna for Ariana having boundaries about Sandabal, Like I don't know. I just
37:35
thought this whole thing was a huge fucking mess. Yeah, And it really
37:37
demonstrates how much tone matters. Like it's not that she didn't say valid things,
37:44
although I would argue that they were invalid. It's not like she didn't
37:47
have an argument that she could articulate. It was the energy in which she
37:52
framed that argument, like what is Ariana supposed to do with that? How
37:54
is it helpful? The energy is saying you're attacking Ariana, yeah, even
37:59
though you're don't necessarily say that, although they kind of do. Like the
38:01
energy is fucking harsh, Yeah, calm down. Yeah. And all of
38:06
it was in the context of James. I think it was because like Shina
38:09
got a text from Brock or something from the steakhouse and Brock had said something
38:14
about like James was being nice to Sandoval or whatever, and then Ali and
38:19
Arianna were talking about it, and Arianna's like, I don't understand why he
38:22
can be sympathetic to Sandoval when like just two minutes ago he was upset still
38:28
of him fucking Rachel even though they had broken up, So like, right,
38:31
what the hell is going on? And then that was when Laala just
38:34
immediately goes into all of it, and she's just like, well, you
38:37
know, time heals things, so maybe he's fine with it and or Arianna
38:43
get over it. Yeah. It's literally it's like I think July or August
38:46
of twenty twenty three, it's been I don't know, maybe five months,
38:51
right, and she's just on her campaign of Ariana get the fuck over.
38:54
And she even has the audacity to say my shit was shittier than your shit.
39:00
I know. I'm like, that is so fucked up to say,
39:05
like, you guys both went through some hard shit and I get it,
39:07
and like Laala is like holier than thou attitude of her being like, well,
39:12
you know, I just know firsthand that resenting your ex is like drinking
39:16
the poison, and so I just really want Ariana to not resent Sandbal anymore.
39:20
Really, that's okay, it's coming off, Yeah, it's coming off
39:23
as judgmental and asking her to hurry up and heal already, Right, that's
39:28
not how healing works. Like it's I don't know, two or three years
39:30
out of your own healing process and you're obviously still fucking unin exactly are you
39:35
healed? No, not at all. And then she's just sitting there calling
39:39
Ariana out and being like, well, this is just proof that you wouldn't
39:44
want to be friends with somebody who's friends with Tom Sandval and she's like,
39:46
I don't care if people are friends with him, I just don't want to
39:49
fuck with you if you're going to dinners with him on random nights, Like
39:52
I'm just not gonna do that. And that's fucking fair, right exactly,
39:58
And to remind everybody, two seasons ago, it was Laala saying, you're
40:02
dead to me if you hang out with fucking Randall. So I just don't
40:05
how where's the disconnect in her intellect and in her emotional intelligence that allows her
40:12
to lambast somebody for the choice that she already made herself, right, Like,
40:16
what's going on with you, Laala? Is there a problem? Do
40:19
we have a problem here that you don't comprehend this? I know, give
40:22
Ariana a little bit of grace. Really it doesn't It doesn't make any fucking
40:25
sense. And like, I don't know if there's shit that we're not seeing,
40:28
like behind the scenes because of the editing or whatever. It feels like
40:30
Laala's trying too hard, That's what I'm thinking, too, And it just
40:32
feels like they're trying to push forward this like narrative that Ariana is like this
40:37
bitch, this horrible person for having boundaries and not wanting to fuck with people
40:40
who fuck with Tom's Anibal, And like I think it was Ariana saying it
40:44
in this scene or in your talking head. I forget where she's like,
40:46
I don't want to fuck with people who fuck with him because he's going to
40:50
try and ice me out of the group. And we see that in the
40:52
preview. Yeah, when he's already screaming at everybody at some weird party and
40:57
being like, Arianna talks shit about all of you, So he's already trying
41:01
it. She's pegging him for what he is. He's a piece of shit,
41:05
right, Okay, a couple of things. I want to break down
41:08
how the argument happened with Katie because I'm not remembering what started it. But
41:13
I also want to make sure that we get to Ariana's finances. Was that
41:16
at this party? Yes, it was at this party, And I think
41:20
she brought it up first before the argument because I think somebody had asked her,
41:24
like how she's been doing. Maybe it was Sheina. Sheena asked Ariana
41:29
like how she's been doing for all of this, and she's like, well,
41:30
I've been having a hard time financially. Like people act like I've been
41:34
making millions off of this shit, and I haven't been. It's been like
41:37
several months of lawyer fees and dealing with all the bills and having to separate
41:43
everything and all of this shit, like, and I think she said like
41:45
two months ago she was down to her last two thousand dollars wile, and
41:50
like, oh my god, that's terrible with all of this shit, and
41:53
she she was holding her own and trying to come off like she was doing
41:58
better than what she was doing. But I like that she said that because
42:01
I wonder if somehow it got through the grapevine that Sheena was the one that
42:06
said to Lisa Vanner pump, oh, she's making millions, She's living her
42:09
best life, right, Because then Arianna says that in this conversation and she's
42:14
saying it to La La, like she's not saying it directly to Sina,
42:17
and Sheena's just shutting the fuck up, right. And then this is where
42:22
James gets brought up because Sheina gets a text from Brock and then Laala just
42:25
gets super set off. She's coming in hard, yeah, and Katie like
42:30
wants to come in and return the energy because like, what are you fucking
42:35
doing, Like we're really here just to learn about her fucking rising side and
42:37
our moons, Like why are you coming in with so much energy? So
42:40
Katie's trying to meet that energy and say like calm the fuck down, and
42:44
that's what pops Lala off, Yes, because I think Katie like kind of
42:49
scoffs or whatever, and she's like yeah, She's like ooh so scary,
42:52
like Laala, you're so scary your threat and Lala immediately pops off. She's
42:59
like yaht fucking and then they start yelling at each other and then she starts
43:01
waving her finger in Katie's face and like Katie's saying, no, no,
43:05
no, no. What we're not gonna do is have you raising it waving
43:08
your finger in my face. And they were arguing, and Katie was giving
43:13
as good as she got. I think she was uh. I think Laala
43:16
was a little not disarmed, but she was a little shook. She's like,
43:20
okay, so somebody's got the fucking nerve and the ovaries to stand up
43:24
to me, and so like, how am I going to navigate this?
43:28
And I remember Lalla saying something like why are you making me do this?
43:34
Why are you making me say this shit to you? And that really felt
43:38
its smacked. It was so reminiscent of abusers who say, now, why
43:43
did you make me hit you? Why did you go and do that?
43:45
So I had to hit you, like blaming somebody else for bringing out this
43:50
fucking monster in you. How about Laala, you just learn how to fucking
43:53
act, Learn how to shut your mouth, allow a conversation to happen,
43:59
Learn how to not escalate with your tone and your words. Not everything needs
44:01
to be a fight, right, Why are you scrapping all the time?
44:05
Why are you gonna be so fucking defensive and then blame other people for being
44:08
fucking defensive. It's so ridiculous to me. And I loved Katie this whole
44:13
entire scene, her just popping off totally defending arian and being like Ariana has
44:17
been saying this the whole entire time, Like you need to chill the fucking
44:20
no mystery, no, Like why are you acting like this is such a
44:23
big deal? And then again Lala coming in with the holier than thou attitude,
44:28
being like, well, but you know I'm not resentful anymore, so
44:30
Ariana, you should not be right. Shut It's not the same situation,
44:35
and people process things differently. And also, and finally, who do you
44:38
fucking think you are dictating to other people how to feel right, how to
44:43
process That's always been the problem of Lalla like if it seems right to her,
44:47
then it should be right for everything. I hate that. That's not
44:52
how the world works. No, she's obnoxious. And the thing about her
44:55
is that sometimes she's so right. Yeah, sometimes she's really on the right
45:00
side of history. And if she could just fucking fine tune herself and know
45:06
how to have conversations and talk to people and stand on the right fucking points,
45:10
like she'd be so much better. But she just she's she's not learning.
45:15
I think it's so frustrating. It's super fucking frustrating. And I think
45:17
she's one of the ones that has Virgo somewhere in her chart or whatever moon
45:21
I think, And so that to me, I'm like, she's just hyper
45:24
critical of everybody, and like she's hypercritical of herself for sure, and that's
45:29
why she's projecting it onto everybody else. Like the need to try and tell
45:34
people how to act and how to be and try to control the whole situation
45:37
like such a Virgo fucking thing to do. And like I know this because
45:40
I'm a Virgo wright saying like I can be like kind of like that where
45:44
I'm trying to like control people or trying to tell them how to act,
45:47
but you have to fucking check yourself, and you have to listen to other
45:51
people who are trying to check you too, and be like, chill the
45:53
fuck out, bitch, and not escalate from there, like learn how to
45:57
take that criticism and adjust. Yes, okay, I'm coming in hot.
46:00
You just calm down a little bit. Yeah, she's emotionally unregulated. She
46:06
doesn't know how to moderate how she speaks, how she feels what she does,
46:09
and that's unfortunate. I hope she gets it together because she's like a
46:13
really beautiful person and I think she means well, yeah, I really think
46:15
she's coming into this conversation hot to defend Sheena. I feel like she thinks
46:20
she's doing the right thing. But like with what Arianna's giving her, which
46:23
is just maturity and level headedness, like it just seems really wrong. Yep.
46:29
It's not making any sense to me at all. Yep. And our
46:31
is a Laala younger, yes, okay, like at her thirty I think,
46:36
yeah, I think Laala is maybe thirty thirty one, Okay, Arianna's
46:39
heading towards forty thirty eight thirty nine. Same thing with Katie is she like
46:44
Katie's in the middle, she's thirty five or so. Sheena's like thirty eight.
46:46
I think, okay, that makes more sense than she's kind of coming
46:50
from like a very image. Then there's Allie, who's twenty four. She's
46:52
the most mature out of everybody I know, and I always forget that she's
46:54
that young. Just remember everybody, we're all different, and we're all here
46:59
to expel, press ourselves in a different way. Cat we all just get
47:01
along. That's Ali, Poor Ali. I had made ature, good repard.
47:07
She am, I still have your birth charts that we could still get
47:10
into. Yikes, And they literally don't care. They care Anny, Oh
47:16
god. That's how the episode ends with them fucking fighting. And then we
47:21
have the preview. Yeah, remind me, I don't remember. Well.
47:23
Sena and Brock are talking about their relationship and Sheena is like, I don't
47:27
see us being together forever? Is that a producer fake out? Do we
47:30
think? Or is she coming to her senses like I really want her to.
47:36
I mean it sounds like she's gonna leave his ass and she knows it.
47:38
Yeah, and he knows it. Yeah? Was he tearing up?
47:45
I feel like it was kind of fake though on his part, because he's
47:47
probably like, Okay, bye, I'm over you and you're crazy. Okay
47:52
bye. He's got no fucking money, he's got no job, he's got
47:54
no thing. Nothing. He could find somebody elsewhere, Okay, he can
48:00
find another Orange County girl. He can't find another Sena. Sena is always
48:05
hustling, honey, bringing in the money. She's got her projects on her
48:08
side, hustles, and he cannot do better than her. Plus she's pretty.
48:14
I mean, I guess with what side hustles her fucking music and stuff.
48:17
Know her podcast, shut Nenagan's I get. Let me remind you she
48:22
made hundreds of thousands of dollars off the scandal. All. I mean,
48:27
congrats, that's great. I'm sure he can probably just hitch on with the
48:32
handsome No, I'm just saying the probably he can hitch onto the ride with
48:36
all of the dudes, and he'll probably find another dumb girl. I don't
48:38
think they like him. I don't know. I don't think they like him
48:43
really. Yeah, you think they're just gonna be like by I feel like
48:45
they can sniff his desperation. I think he's so to be a part of
48:50
this group, and he's just not at least, he will never be for
48:52
me. I will never let him in. I will never fuck brog And
48:58
then James and Allie talk about how babies and Alley's like, I don't want
49:01
kids yet because I'm like twenty four, right, And James doesn't seem like
49:06
he's happy about that. But isn't he like forty James? Yeah, no,
49:08
I think he just turned thirty. Oh he literally he's the same age
49:13
as Lalla. Yeah. No, just turn thirty. But it's the age
49:15
where guys start to think about starting a family and doing shit like that.
49:20
Oh okay, Well, then maybe he'll be understanding of wanting Ali to wait.
49:23
Maybe. Well, it's like he's going to cry crime a cry more.
49:28
I thought he was older. And then Ariana is going to some group
49:31
hangouts now where Sandoval is involved. I'm like, what, Like they're on
49:36
a beach and Sandoval's there and she works together, they're co workers. There
49:40
are scenes they get a fucking email and say, okay, at seven o'clock
49:44
on Friday, we all meet at the beach. Okay, so she's gotta
49:47
go. I mean for seven episodes now, she's been like, I will
49:51
never be near him. She doesn't have the powbody that she thinks she has.
49:54
I think the production company is telling her, you gotta go. Wow,
49:59
you're gonna have to show up to these various and sundry events and you're
50:02
gonna have to make it work. Yeah, and it's gonna cause some drama
50:06
already. Yes, he's trying to talk to her. That's what they want,
50:08
yes, which I mean I want that too. Yeah. And she's
50:10
like, I'm not talking to you. Yeah, I can't hear you,
50:15
I don't see you. Where are you? I don't know? Yeah.
50:17
And then they go to some big fancy party where everybody's in like black dresses
50:22
and black suits and stuff, and it looks all rich and fancy and everybody's
50:25
there, and then there's drama between Sandoval and Ariana. And that's where Sandoval
50:30
is yelling to everybody at the party that Ariana talks shit about everyone. And
50:36
I'm like, that's not gonna go over well at all. That is so
50:39
uncool. Can we just talk about that for a moment, yes, Like,
50:43
if you're really tight friends with somebody and then your friendship implodes and you
50:47
no longer hang out, and then all of a sudden, they're spreading all
50:52
of your dirt from all the gossip that you guys talked because you were friends.
50:55
Yeah, and you talk mad shit like that is the most uncool,
50:59
unloy thing to do. Like I have fallen out with people through no fault
51:02
of my own. Of course, you're perfect fall fault of my own.
51:06
I've fallen out with people, but you will never can. And I know
51:09
some shitney, I know where the body's all buried on it. Yeah,
51:13
bad marriages. And I know those men too. But you will never catch
51:17
me telling their stories and outing them about anything. Same because when they told
51:23
me that I promised them, we had like a confidence. And just because
51:29
I'm no longer their friend or their lover, like that doesn't go away right
51:31
exactly, And to spread it like that in such a public platform, it
51:36
just proves Ariana's point this whole entire time, being like I don't trust him.
51:39
I don't think he's a good person. He's gonna try and ice me
51:43
out right, He's gonna try and talk shit and he's literally doing that yep
51:45
on TV on air right now. This reunion, I feel like, is
51:50
gonna be crazy. We'll see. I'm hoping, like I feel like they're
51:53
gonna all fight. Based on what Ariana was giving on Watch What Happens Live
51:58
Again, I say, I think she's had a lot of pr training.
52:00
I don't know if she's going to go up on that reunion and act a
52:04
fool because she's got so many brand deals and so many opportunities. And I
52:07
think in terms of her appearance in Chicago on Broadway, I think Andy Cohen
52:13
said they have been breaking records with her playing Roxy Heart in Chicago on Broadway.
52:20
Like, I don't think she would jeopardize the shit she's got going on
52:22
to act a fool on the reunion, but I will be I'll be very
52:25
interested to see. I kind of hope some shit goes down. I mean,
52:30
she would have every right to pop off. I just don't know if
52:32
she will. Maybe Katie will on her behalf, because Katie seems like one
52:37
of those down chicks that'll ride for her girl. But yeah, Tom Sandoval
52:42
is so transparent, I mean, giving those shades to James and showing up
52:49
and pretending that he's reformed and changed person. But he is not, not
52:53
at all, not even slightly. Oh and speaking of Katie, we finally
52:59
get to see, hopefully throughout the season, Katie and Schwartz dating the same
53:02
girl. So is this Schwartz's new girlfriend? I don't know. Good,
53:06
No, no, no, it's not the person that I saw on Instagram
53:07
as somebody else. It's probably a producer plant just to drive forward a story.
53:12
But I'm here for it. I'm here for like kr and I am
53:15
team Katie me, Team Katie me too. I'm loving her this season.
53:20
I don't give a fuck. I love her hair. I have seen her
53:22
hair long, I've seen it shorter, but this is great. She looks
53:25
so stylish and so beautiful. She looks fucking cool. Yeah, yeah she
53:30
is. She's cool. That's exactly what it is, all right. Any
53:32
final thoughts on vander Pump Rules. Are you excited for the Valley as well?
53:38
Yeah? I mean if the Valley is anything like this and it's dram
53:42
malicious and people are talking shit, I'm totally for it. Have you seen
53:45
any of the previous no drama? Drama, drama, drama, I'm gonna
53:50
go watch it and I walk go home. Are there previous seasons? No,
53:53
this is the first season. So what we will do next week as
53:57
we cover the first episode is I'll give you the lowdown on Jack and Brittany
54:00
because there's history there, Okay, and Kristen and maybe we'll do their astrology.
54:04
Yeah. I don't know who any of the other people are, and
54:07
we'll go from there. Okay. I thought there was like previous season now,
54:10
so oh my god, it's gonna be new, a new show.
54:14
Just for the record, I'm excited about it. I'm into it girl.
54:17
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