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Ep. 147 - The Best Celebrity Couples! · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
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  Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook
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  Speaker 2: it up with a witch and that was that. Cats
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  Speaker 2: can smile apparently, whoa weird, but it doesn't always mean
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  Speaker 2: that they're happy.
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  Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmy Moon is a star. Her look looks were
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  Speaker 2: part of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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  Speaker 1: for grandas.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll see.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, missalger Nerds. Welcome to a new fun episode
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  Speaker 1: of a topic that we have never done. Yeah, just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: We did do this one, but before we get into it,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Andy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jeff. It reminds me of a Simpsons did it
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  Speaker 2: or whatever?
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  Speaker 1: Oh exactly, Yeah, that's dope. Yeah, but we thought of
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  Speaker 1: this idea and then I was like, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: we've done this before, and then yesterday Jeff was like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we did do this before, so I listened to it
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  Speaker 1: and I think the reason I didn't remember is because
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  Speaker 1: I was really drunk on that episode. Hell, yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: I probably didn't listen to it because I was embarrassing
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  Speaker 1: how drunk I was, and I don't remember recording it
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  Speaker 1: because I got really drunk. But we are doing a
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  Speaker 1: couple's episode, but last time we did the worst couples,
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  Speaker 1: and this is when we're doing celebrity couples. We like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's good for like the world we're
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  Speaker 2: in right now to focus on love and the positivity
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  Speaker 2: of it all. So that's what I think. And I
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  Speaker 2: like too that we were contemplating if we've done the episode,
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  Speaker 2: but we decided, hey, we're not going to look into
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  Speaker 2: it and we're just going to prepare and then the
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  Speaker 2: right before then we look into it. We're so organized.
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate that about us.
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  Speaker 1: We've been getting ready for this episode for a week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we know all that. We can look all the episodes.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder what the listeners like they prepare for this.
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  Speaker 1: For a week.
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  Speaker 2: But it's good. We won two awards and then they
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  Speaker 2: were like, hey, we're done giving out this social bummer
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  Speaker 2: that they're no longer giving out those awards.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably just because we keep winning. Yeah, they're probably like, well,
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  Speaker 1: people are gonna think this is rigged if the winners
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  Speaker 1: keep winning, yeah, or people.
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  Speaker 2: Won't even even think about it. I love that. What
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  Speaker 2: is uh what what things make love good or whatever?
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  Speaker 2: Like what makes a good love couple?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess mutual respect. Yeah, assuming they're not like
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  Speaker 1: evil people, they're both probably trying to do good in
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  Speaker 1: the world.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And are we doing real couples or a mix of
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  Speaker 2: real and pop culture?
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  Speaker 1: I did real couples. Listening to the last episode mine
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  Speaker 1: it was Dragon ball Z was Goku and Chi Chi,
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  Speaker 1: it was Corey Antipanga, and then Hitler and Braun.
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  Speaker 2: So we kind of did a little bit of mix.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yours was Tim Allen and his wife and the show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was Prince Charles.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember the other one.
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  Speaker 2: Prince Charles and Camilla or King Charles and Camilla are
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  Speaker 2: they're so dipping and doing Yeah, like that's that one
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  Speaker 2: kind of I know that was a bad relationship or
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  Speaker 2: a good one on that episode, but like they've been
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  Speaker 2: together for so long. There was a lot of scandal
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  Speaker 2: because she was divorced and he was, you know, next
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  Speaker 2: to be you know, the leader of England. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: they've been together, like they've been there's loves for like
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  Speaker 2: forty years or whatever. Yeah, and he like wanted to
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  Speaker 2: be her tampon. Yeah, like that's romantic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I cannot believe. I can't remember. I just listened
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  Speaker 1: to it. I finished the episode today.
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  Speaker 2: I've been learning so much about Like I know he's
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  Speaker 2: knew about periods, like especially growing up with like best
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  Speaker 2: friends at her girls or like mom and you know,
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  Speaker 2: sister and stuff. I've been learning so much more about.
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  Speaker 2: So I feel like periods. I got that on lock,
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: but I think but like vaginal discharge and stuff like that,
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  Speaker 2: I've learned so much lately about that, Like that bleaches,
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  Speaker 2: it bleaches.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: And you know that the bana is self cleaning.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's I mean that you didn't know that.
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  Speaker 2: So apparently if you shove a bunch of soap in there,
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  Speaker 2: that could be really bad for you. But like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they're like ovens. There's a self cleaning mode. And I
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: asked one of our friends, who's going to be on
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  Speaker 2: the podcast soon and we'll talk to her more about
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  Speaker 2: that when she's on, but I asked her, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: do you feel like it when it's self cleaning mode?
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  Speaker 2: And she actually said kind of weird.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably not like like.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know anyways, So okay, back to love. I
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  Speaker 2: think good a couple should be raw and honest.
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  Speaker 1: Uh no, you did. Jim McCarter is a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Why can't I remember your bad Maybe maybe they were.
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  Speaker 2: So toxic, Oh my gosh, so bad and out of
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm not the biggest Jennifer what's her name Jenfraniston fan?
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  Speaker 2: But like she is really she looks really clean is
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  Speaker 2: what I like, and like my women to be clean.
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  Speaker 2: But like she kind of was a lot hotter than Ross, right,
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  Speaker 2: like I think so he was kind of a dick.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really watched the show, but yeah, she's.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of hot. Like her face something bet her face,
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  Speaker 2: Like she kind of looks like Marshaw when she gets
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  Speaker 2: hit with the with the well, I'm a fucking fucking asshole.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever she wanted an Emmy, I don't have an Emmy.
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  Speaker 2: So she has a better She has a like she
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  Speaker 2: probably has hundreds of millions of dollar. She's friends with
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  Speaker 2: Courtney Cox, like, like I would love to be friends
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  Speaker 2: with Courtney Cox. So bad. Okay, which of the friends
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  Speaker 2: would you want to be friends with in real life?
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  Speaker 1: Like the actors. Actors would be Lisa Kudro.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but I feel like I would need to
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  Speaker 2: I think Courtney Cox. I just wanted to cuddle with
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  Speaker 2: her on a couch.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Lisa Kudro is really good friends with Conan. Just
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  Speaker 1: one more away from her, use her to get to Conan.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, how many? I want to see how many? While
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  Speaker 2: all of this episode's going, I'm gonna be thinking about
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  Speaker 2: how many like degrees of separation you are to Conan.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I've used this before. I've seen Cheap Trick a bunch.
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  Speaker 1: I met them and they were on SNL and Conan
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  Speaker 1: was a writer for SNL, so I would say one
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  Speaker 1: degree of separation. Yeah, okay, I use Cheap Trick a
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  Speaker 1: lot because I mean they've played over five thousand shows
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  Speaker 1: and you know a lot of people.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, cheap Trick is hey, you're listening, come on
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  Speaker 2: the Podget Why would they be on the podcast?
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  Speaker 1: I emailed them and they have a management company. So
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  Speaker 1: I emailed the management company.
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  Speaker 2: They said, no, did you mention LGBT in bipoc? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: wow that's good as.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And I mean the guitarist is seventy eight.
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  Speaker 2: They already know what a podcast is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think they have a lot of time
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  Speaker 1: to feel like and I've only listened to work on
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  Speaker 1: two podcasts and I was during COVID and uh, I
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  Speaker 1: love him, you know, and he's a really cool dude,
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  Speaker 1: but he does he kind of gives like a crutchery
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  Speaker 1: old man vibe because he's an old man, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. But he's not like mean or anything,
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  Speaker 1: and you just kind of like, come on, let's let's
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  Speaker 1: get this done. But he has seventy eight If I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have that much time.
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  Speaker 2: Look, what would you ask if you had them on
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  Speaker 2: the podcast? What would you ask them? Even I would be.
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  Speaker 1: Too, I don't probably nothing. Oh no, I would because
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  Speaker 1: I was curious about this today if they ever met Ozzy,
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, wonder if they ever met Ozzie?
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  Speaker 1: But then I don't want to just be like because well,
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  Speaker 1: I already know so much about them because I've read
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  Speaker 1: the book about them, you know, a lot of documentaries
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  Speaker 1: and just like interviews. I already know so much about them.
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  Speaker 1: I'd feel disingenuine if I was like, so, how'd you
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  Speaker 1: guys get your start? I already know that, So then
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  Speaker 1: I'd feel silly.
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  Speaker 2: You know, so it'd be like, well, John Stamos, Uncle Jesse,
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  Speaker 2: he sometimes plays drums for the Beach Boys, So maybe
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  Speaker 2: you could be like, hey, I know all all all
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  Speaker 2: the instruments you guys play. If you ever need someone
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  Speaker 2: to fill in for a year, yeah, I know all
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  Speaker 2: your songs.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, it's funny bring up Beach Boys because they've played
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  Speaker 1: about seventy five hundred live concerts. Oh wow, and Cheap
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  Speaker 1: Trick is about fifty five hundred. And the Beach Boys
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  Speaker 1: started thirteen or.
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  Speaker 2: Fourteen years before che Cheap Trick's gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Make it, no, because if they did, that means Rick
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  Speaker 1: would have to be playing guitar on stage at ninety one. Maybe,
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  Speaker 1: but I.
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  Speaker 2: Highly doubt that he wants to die on stage?
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  Speaker 1: Would his favorite thing is to play live music?
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  Speaker 2: How would he want to die? Just anyway?
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  Speaker 1: I think it just seems like one day, I hope
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  Speaker 1: I get a shock complex of the face.
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  Speaker 2: Like oh no, they just want to like stop. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think that happens. Usually people don't just stop living
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  Speaker 2: like they like, well, how would he want to die?
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  Speaker 1: There are people that have died on stage, though.
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  Speaker 2: Like they just stop living.
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  Speaker 1: This magician that like just straight diet on stage and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people weren't sure if it was like
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  Speaker 1: part of the act or not, and they're like, no,
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  Speaker 1: this isn't. But I think you can see tiny Tim
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  Speaker 1: die on stage too, but I think he got rushed
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  Speaker 1: to the hospital died right after that.
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  Speaker 2: You really shouldn't do magic unless like because that's the
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  Speaker 2: risk of magic. That's yeah, you might do the spell wrong.
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  Speaker 2: So like I don't want to. I don't fuck around
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  Speaker 2: with that ship. Oh you probably asked them like ask him, like, hey,
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: do you know Conan?
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  Speaker 1: Well they do. They're very Uh last Conan's very last
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  Speaker 1: show on NBC or Late Night were both NBC. I
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: can't remembers Late Night. I think it was Late Night
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  Speaker 1: their last show or Conan's last show on Late Night.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Cheat Trick was a musical guest dude.
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  Speaker 1: And and my favorite cover Chew Tricks ever done is
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: Cold Turkey by John Lennon, and the Conan version is
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  Speaker 1: so fucking good. It's like and every it's like my
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  Speaker 1: favorite era of Cheat Trick too, right about mid nineties,
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  Speaker 1: where like Robin looks like uh, the Draco Malfoy's dad
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  Speaker 1: from Harry pottery looks really cool with long blonde hair,
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  Speaker 1: and then Rick has the long goateee with the pick
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  Speaker 1: at the end. It's my favorite era of Cheat Trick,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like one of the best covers of all.
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  Speaker 2: Time that it's so amazing when two things that you
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  Speaker 2: really love like kind of joined forces the list bit Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like me, it's like blueberries and lemon. Yeah, I also
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  Speaker 2: like make those shit together, okay, love. I think being
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  Speaker 2: raw and honest with your lover is important, but not
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  Speaker 2: too honest, Like I'm done shitting in front of Jeremy.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I would never use the restroom in front
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  Speaker 1: of anybody.
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  Speaker 2: I think p is kind of what it is. It
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: is what it is, but and that could kind of
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  Speaker 2: work into something if you're a kinky like that. But
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna stop shitting in front of Jeremy,
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  Speaker 2: But I still want to be like raw and honest
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  Speaker 2: and vulnerable, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Well, maybe just stop shitting him when he's like watching TV.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I stop shitting on the floor, damn. But I
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: think that I think keep I think keeping the romance alive,
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: and I think I don't know what that would entel
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  Speaker 2: necessarily because I think as you get longer and longer
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  Speaker 2: in a relationship, it's more like, Okay, I'm gonna rub
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: his back to get him in a good mood, so
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: then he'll X y Z. So it's more transactional as
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: you get older. So yeah, AnyWho, all right, should we
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: talk about some of our besties?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, some of the coolest couples. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: am down for that one. Do you want to lead
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  Speaker 1: off or.
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  Speaker 2: I just put on on one of mine. I just
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  Speaker 2: kind of I did. I did fakeries. I'm I think
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: I did, or like we did last time, some of
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: them are fakeries or wish wishould be Oh god wow,
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  Speaker 2: I think I did do fake ones and real ones
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  Speaker 2: just kind of. I don't know, Jeff, So one of
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: them I love, and I'm saying I hate just you know,
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: because they have a little bit of bad name. But
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: Roseanne and Dan from Roseanne, I love them as a couple,
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  Speaker 2: especially like the early like probably like the first five seasons,
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  Speaker 2: and they were it was an honest take of like
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: middle class society or lower middle class, and they found
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: ways of just loving each other. They talked about like
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: being both being overweight on that show, like the characters did,
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: and just having three kids, having crazy parents like that
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: kind of thing, and going through like life struggles that
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: are a little bit acute, but that can make you know,
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: the household a little turbulent. So I was just like
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  Speaker 2: I always liked them as a couple.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish I would have watched that show, but
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't really know too much to day.
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: Were they like high school sweethearts and stuff? Oh that's cool?
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and so that's that's really cool too, that
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  Speaker 1: you know it showed a couple like that.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why didn't you watch Roseanne?
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: I just never really got into it. It could One
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: is when I was a kid, I had a lot
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: of really strong opinions, Like I was like, I don't
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: wantchd Stern because it's sexist. But I was like seven,
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: which is good to have those, you know, thoughts, But
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, at like six or seven, I was like,
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: the problem with educized, with the education system could be
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: instead of shows that show low income, which now that
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: I'm older, I think this is kind of a fuck
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: up thing because it was showing, you know, people can
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: like grow. I don't know, but I wanted.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: To watch rich people so people would just try harder
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: to become rich. No.
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  Speaker 1: My thing was like because Roseanne was on NBC or ABC,
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: one of those main shows, and I was like, they
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have shows like this. They should have shows about education,
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  Speaker 1: so when people are watching it, they'll learn something instead
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  Speaker 1: of feeling okay about being poor and uneducated, they should
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: thrive for something better. But again, I was like, in
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  Speaker 1: elementary school, I wasn't you know, I wasn't socially conscious
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  Speaker 1: very much.
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  Speaker 2: Uh so you were very like Alex p. Keegan kind
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  Speaker 2: of like kid. You were just like kind of like
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  Speaker 2: a like a sociology nerve kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, because if they had a
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: show basically just about math, everybody'd be smarter at math
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: and then the world. But you know, that's what I thought.
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  Speaker 1: But then also, now that I'm an adult, you can't just
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: constantly like just like, oh I worked all day, Yeah,
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: I gotta go learn, like no, you gotta relax and
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: you know, stuff like that. And I think it's good
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  Speaker 1: to show that, you know, because a lot of people
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: from low income families, not a lot, so I don't
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  Speaker 1: know the percentage, but I feel like a lot of
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: them do have broken homes and feel like there's something
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: wrong with them. So by showing them a loving, successful,
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: you know TV show couple, it shows that, hey, just
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: because the circumstances you're in, you know, it's not necessarily
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  Speaker 1: a bad thing. I don't know where I'm going on.
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  Speaker 2: Like Live in Portland, I've seen unhealthy will have sex.
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  Speaker 2: So they're keeping the live.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good couple, probably, I think so, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Look like rape, Okay, So I mean.
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  Speaker 1: They love each other that much to do it in Publo?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Have you speaking of rape? Have you seen that clip
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: of Sophia Viagara on the mew? Can we play it
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: really quick? I need to attach this. I'm sorry you
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: have to edit unless you want to just fill do something.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually curious about the the clip too.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, So Sophia Vigara is that like that hot chick
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: from Modern Family and.
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  Speaker 1: She like, you're a single mom of a teenage son
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  Speaker 1: who's eighteen.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: On my age because they count, and then you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can't like when you were twelve, thirteen thirteen, I
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  Speaker 1: was raped.
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  Speaker 2: I like to have your best so scared that it's
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: on the view and whoop is like she can't control herself.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, holy fuck hit, I didn't think that was.
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  Speaker 2: Thirteen. I was right, Oh my god. Like she is,
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  Speaker 2: she's a comedian, I think, like I think, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think she's just an actress. Like she just give me
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: the He's great. Okay, So what's one of yours?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite basketball players of all time. His
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: name is c J. McCullum. He played for the Blazers
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: for like ten or eleven years. Got traded recently or
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: not a couple of years ago, but a few years ago.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: But him and his wife I think are a really
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: good couple. Her name is Elise Esposito. They met in
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: college in like twenty twelve or twenty thirteen, and they
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: finally got married in twenty twenty and then they had
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: the very first kid. But he is very smart, very
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: well spoken. He he wanted to be a journalist. Uh
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: and he's the very first NBA player to ever get
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: drafted to the NBA from Lehigh University. And she's a dentist.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: And I just love so much that they are like
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: a very cute couple. They are college sweethearts. They've been
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: together the entire time they have a really nice family
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: and that they're super into wine. Another thing about them.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: In twenty sixteen, they opened up the thing it's called
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: the Dream Center, which is an innovative learning room for
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: the Boys and Girls club in the Portland area, and
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: they give them like computers, books and stuff like that,
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: which is really cool. They also help young journalists that
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: like have interest in journalism, and then like McCollum will
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: take them to the games and they can like interview
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: other players and stuff, which is really cool, you know.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: But so they're both super wine enthusiasts. And another kind
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: of funny story, so in twenty twenty, during the pandemic,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: they had a bubble where NBA players couldn't come in
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: and out, and they were there for a few weeks.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: McCollum loves wine so much he brought like ninety bottles
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: of wine with them they came. They were there for
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: a few weeks, right, But they opened up a winery
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: here in Oregon. It was called Heritage ninety one, but
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: they just recently switched the name to McCollum Family Vineyard
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: and they have their very uh, they have an opening
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: or they're they're grand opening soon at the new Vineyard.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: But they're sold out tickets already. But I just love
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: it so much because you can just tell that they're
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: super they love each other. They're not like and a
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff with like NBA, you see a lot
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: of like negative stuff like about the players, you know,
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: but they don't really focus on stories of just like
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: like you know, family people. And I just think it's
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: a really cool image to have of like an NBA
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: player that is just a good husband. He loves his wife.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: She isn't like you know a lot of times people like,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: oh gold digger, she went to college too. She is
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: a dentist, you know what I mean. Like they're just
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: a really good, happy couple.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I love good for them for like investing and
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: stuff like that, unlike the Connors who just loved being
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: fucking poor according to Andy. But yeah, look, I just
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: I just googled her. She's not what I expect. After
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: you've been speaking, I'm like, oh, okay, it's what I expected.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Like she looks cute. Yeah yeah, but I want to
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: try that wine? Or where's it?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Low did, like, it's is it up north? Probably it's
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: forty five minutes away. I googled the address, not too
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: long ago. Because they're openings August twenty second. I was like, Oh,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I want to go, but yeah, I'll the tickets sold out.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: That's why we need to figure out like how to
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: like get it out there that we're press. I know,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: we really need to like focus in on that and
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: be like, hey, we're going to this opening, we're meeting
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: the celebrity. We're press.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Like you should get those hats from like the fifties
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: where it has like a press ticket on them and
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: be like, hey, what's up. My name's Curly Joe and
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: this is you know, and then we'll just pretend that
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: we're press.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: We can go to war zones and just wear a
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: bulletproof vest that says press, which if you're in a
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Middle Eastern country or whatever, they might not speak English,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: so they might not know that might something else might
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: shoot Yeah, it's like whoa, but no, I definitely think
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: we should get on that.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite things from The Simpsons about press
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: is it's like a courtroom and a bunch of press
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: and they come up to like this guy. I can't
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: rememb if it's crusty or somebody, but one of the
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: reporters ghosts what's your name? Who are you? What are
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: you doing? Camp brockword goes do something homework, But that
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: first guy, I had no idea. Why Oh, it's the
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: joke behind the joke. Who are you?
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Oh man?
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I like with all of the movies that like blockbusters
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: that come out during the summer, I see a lot
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: of clips of journalists interviewing like one on one a
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: view of the actors, and some of them I love
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: watching when like it doesn't go go oh yeah, so
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: so uncomfortable.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Well, then like that's another like not another thing, but
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: a thing with social media is you learn a lot
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: about like interview like celebs and stuff, right, And so
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: when I was younger, I didn't realize, like, well, I
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: knew that like if a celebrity was doing a movie,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: they would go on a press tour or something like that.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't know sometimes they have like six back to
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: back to back to back. That's fucking crazy.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: And Anne Hathaway's her fifth movie is coming out this year.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: She's amazing, and so I hated her for the longest time,
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: and you know, like everyone knows that, Like I just
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of An Hathaway. But like after
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: this year, like I'm like, oh my god, Like she's
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: really like forcing herself on me, and I think I'm
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: just gonna go with it because she's not gonna go away.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: She's gonna And also so I really so there was
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: this red carpet premiere where she wore like a dress
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: that had a high cut and then she's wearing jeans.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Did you see that with the belly button? Now? So
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: at first I was like and then I was like, oh, wait,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: is that pubic hair? So I like zoomed in and
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: it was like the gene mark from her gut hanging
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: over her jeans. And then she extends up after sitting
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: for a little bit and you can see the outline
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: of her jeans, and I was like, I've been there.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: She's just like me. But there's a few differences between
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Anne Hathaway and.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Jeff, but yeah, it's very it's identical.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Like I don't have the same career as her, you know,
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: but I'm doing Okay, I'm no Anne Hathaway. Okay, so
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: my Anne Hathaway she having a moment. Okay, my best
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: couple or like a great couple from like reality, and
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: this is like definitely nostalgia is when Freddy Prince Junior
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: married Sarah Michelle Geller.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, sure, a.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Huge fucking deal because he was in like She's all that.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: You know that I hated a fucking movie with Jessica Biel.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: He said, I know what you did last summer. I
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: still know what you did last summer. I think his
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: dad was like a comedian or scene or something, right,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Sarah Michelle Geller, No hit, Freddy Jr's
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: dad that was.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: A comedian, really funny comedian too. It's sad how he died.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Then he was a really bad drug addict, and like
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: he kept talking to and he had a lot of
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: mental issues too, and he kept talking about how he's
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: gonna kill himself, and he finally.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Did, finally fell through, followed through, and then like the
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: guy he was talking to on the phone was like, uh,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: like I'll be there in a little bit or something
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I can't remember his best friend and he's like, don't
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: do anything. And then he finally got there, like yeah,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: like yeah, pretty fucked up, really talented though, Yeah.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: So sad. So Freddie Prince Junior has like permanent cowls
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: all over his hair. Oh, but he's like so handsome
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: and tall and just, and then he got with obviously
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Sarah Michelle Geller. You know, cruel intentions. I know the
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Last Summer two is where they met, really and then
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Scooby Doo. They were both in Scooby Doo number two
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: or whatever they were in it.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Called Scooby two and Scooby two.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: How did you say it? Scooby too Scooby?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, right, that's I would have called it
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: a stop Scoopy Stooby.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: And then they just what the fuck is this movie?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: You're fired.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: There's probably so much work that goes into like like
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: meetings about what to title a movie. Oh for sure,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Spider Man's like Spider Man No Way Home, like that
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: little sub like whatever makes such a big difference.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: There's probably like pages of just like Spider Man, you know,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: coming home. No, that's not right, you know what I mean.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Just so someone wanted to TikTok. It was two guys
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: talking about, you know, the Saw movies, and there there
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: was a spin off called Spiral with Chris Rock.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Like was it a real drama movie or.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah it was.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: It was just like Saw, but with Chris Rock.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris Rock plays the lead in a dramatic role
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: in a horror movie. You know, actually it was it
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: was pretty good. It was pretty good, Like he does
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: actually really good job in it, and he's but he's
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: also like, uh, Samuel Jackson's in it. And then there's
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: the typical Saw like, which is a lot of like
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: gore porn, like it just gory shit. And but anyways,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I was flipping through and I'm gonna boire the audience
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: with this, and these two guys were talking about how
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: it was called Spiral from the Book of Saul, but
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: like if they would have changed that and said spiral
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: like and then mentioned like it's called it Saw, it
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: would have made it so much money. But that subline
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: that these guys were talking, And then I was finally like,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: oh ship, my legs are so numb and been like
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: on the toilet for so long to not what the
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: fuck am I doing. We're here for like a limited time,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: and I'm here, I'm listening to a conversation of these
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: guys talking about the Saw sequel with Chris Rock Yeah,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: like this in my fucking life.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you are like Anne Hathay, Yeah, that's why.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: How can someone make five movies in a year, Like
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: that's fucking ridiculous. Yeah, I like she's Illuminadi. That's why
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I think she got She joined Beyonce and jay Z
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: and she Illuminadi.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Well that's another crazy thing about like those really high
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: big budget movies, is all the stars. Like for the
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Avenger movies, Robert Downey Jr. Was only face. If you
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: saw the back of his head, it wasn't him. So
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: they like within their contracts, they're like, okay, I can
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: record from this week to this week. So then they
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: have to figure out, Okay, so if our biggest star
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: can only do it from you know, this time to
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: this time, then all the scenes there and we got
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: to try to figure out you know what I mean.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: So I think a lot of times they're only there
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: for a couple of days and they just did and
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: they get paid fifteen million or whatever.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I guess, and half it was not sitting there like
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: on the sound stage, like there's like a.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: You know, she's like typing up the next movie. I've
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: bet know the movie in a few weeks. I'm almost done.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: What the script, guys.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I think she's I think there was some scandal with
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: her and her husband he's like a like a hedgephone,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: hedge fund manager, and like there was some he went
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: to prison.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say anytime I hear HEDGEPHN, I'm just
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: assuming there's some crazy shit.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he went to prison. Okay, So yeah, Sarah,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Michelle Geller, Friday, Prince Junior, the three name thing like
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: that was an iconic, you know, couple in and they're
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: so alive and then being really a big fan of Superstore.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: There's this great line I think in the first or
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: second season where Amy America Frere says like I just
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: want to be like ritually cook and she's all that
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: with fred and just have Freddy Prince Junior. And then
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: one of the guys is like, didn't he die? And
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: then she's like, I hope that he does. Seem like
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: that guy that kind of like might have died.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Well, when you said they're still alive, and I'm like, yeah,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like they're that old.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I was like I could get like, maybe he died
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: on stage.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I feel like Freddy Prince Junior is a more attractive
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: is a more attractive of Ross?
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of similar Bill. Yeah, It's like yeah, yeah,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: he's old now. Okay, or he's our age. Okay, So
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: what's what's one of your like bestesses or lustices?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: So while I was this is my second But while
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I was researching this, I found something out I didn't know.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: But I was trying to find another couple today. Couldn't
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: figure it out. So it's gonna be Ozzie and Sharon.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, great couple. Love the couple. And I kind
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: of go into the reason why, but I'll tell you
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: what I didn't know about. And I was like, oh, fux,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: so now this is this has like an asterisk next
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: to it. So in nineteen eighty nine, Ozzy tried to
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: kill Sharon. Oh shit, I didn't know that. He was
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: really fucked up on like prescription pills and he was
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: drinking and she was sleeping, I guess. And he comes
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: in and says, we've decided you need to die, and
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: he like lunges at her and tries to strangle her,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: and then he get he got charged with attempted murder.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: No fucking clue. But that's and he relapsed. I guess.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: You know, he had a lot of that's one of
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: the relapses and then he stopped. But I'm like, fuck,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: so Astrik did not know that. So while I'm talking
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: about this couple, just keep on the back of your
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: end and be like, I don't know anyways, So here
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: we go. So I thought they were great growing up
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: until just like hours ago, you know, when I found
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: that out. But I love Ozzy so much. I love
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: his music, and when he left, Slash got kicked out
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: of Black Sabbath. If it wasn't for Sharon pushing him
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: harder to make music and help with his career, I
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: think we would have not had a lot of the
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: great Ozzie music. So the fact that she was strong
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: and to stay with that person even though he was
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: so fucked up, you have to kind of give it
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: to her, just because, like she did help with the
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: sobriety a lot. Unfortunately, there's you know, relapses and stuff
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: like that and apparently, you know, physical abuse, which is awful.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: So I know, I feel bad talking about this one now.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: But they were together for a long time, you know
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: what I mean. Like so they first she first met
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Ozzie I think in like the early seventies because Sharon's
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: dad owned a management company. But then they didn't get
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: together till like eighty or something like that so a
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: long time after. So oh they got married in eighty
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: to two. Mm hmm. But they have three children together.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: They have Amy, Kelly, and Jack, and they made that
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: TV show and I think with them they kind of
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: changed pop culture a lot in the early two thousands.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: So that's a huge, you know for a couple to
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: like change pop culture in the world, and you got
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: to give it to them on that one. He always
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Ozzie said about Sharon, you know, she is my soulmate.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I love her, sometimes I don't love her. Sometimes
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I'm angry, sometimes I'm crazy about her. Sometimes I'm very
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: jealous of her, and sometimes I just want to fucking
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: kill her, which you know, I think a lot of relationships.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm assuming he's talking about killing is like
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: a kind of not really, but he apparently tried those
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: whole fucking things. Kind of fed up, but uh yeah,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I feel kind of silly talking. You know. He cheated
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: on her a bunch too, which I found out. I'm like, no,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: So I found all the good stuff and then I
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: was trying to find more talking points for this episode
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: to day and then I started learning a lot more
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: and then I couldn't figure anything out. But the last
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: thing he said to her, which is very cute, is
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: kissed me and hold me tight. And then he went
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: to go work out, and then she found him dead.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Oh so sad, you know what I mean. But uh yeah,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I mean she loved him so for all his faults
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: and everything. If she can love him, I guess so
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: can I you know. And but I take all that
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: away and just focus on the music. But I don't know.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: They're very cute together. And there's that one clip where
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: it's some reality show and some one of the reality
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: contestants says, like you just have to clean up for
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: your husband or something while he shoots his pants or something,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: and the Sharon like freaks out and like throws a
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: drink on her and like tries to hit her. And
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: this is like ten fifteen years ago. Like she's a
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: fucking gangster. So I don't know, but yeah, I think
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: if you take all the horrible stuff away, I guess
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: you said about any relationship though, but Sharon and Ozzy.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Probably in that grant, like they were clearly in love
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: with each other and probably in an overall good space. Yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: later in life, So I think that's good. It's interesting, though,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: because like maybe his persona helped him a little bit
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: too with that, because like if like you know, Donnie
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Osman tried to kill his wife, yeah, he would probably
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: lose a lot of fans, right.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: But then too, since she was like kind of his
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: manager and really focused on his career, I think probably
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: more than he did. She could have also been the
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: one that tried to downplay it in the media because
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: she would know, like, hey, this isn't gonna be good.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: And then if it wasn't for Sharon, because there would
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: be no oz Fest. And if there's no oz Fest,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of like the late nineties early
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: two thousands, new metal wouldn't be big. A lot of
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: metal bands, hardcore bands wouldn't be as big because they
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: tried to get on Lallapalooza in like ninety four and
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: they said no. So Sharon's like, well, fuck you guys,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: We'll just do oz Fest then, And a few years
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: later it's the very first oz Fest and then you know,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: System played that slip knot a bunch of like metal
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: bands I like, like uh Unearthed as like Dying, all
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: those like late nineties early two thousands metal core bands
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: that got into like death metals, So now we have
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: like thanks to Ozzie, you know, oh of course with black.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: So anyways, I'm just going off a tangent, but a
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: lot of important ship.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: So pretty much like obviously he had talent, so much talent,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: but like it's almost like the artist Ozzy is Ozzy
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: and Sharon yeah, yeah, she's a part of his artistry
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: and like everything she's Louise, Yeah, turbulent. Have you seen
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: pictures of Kelly and Sharon lately, Like they look so ozimpic?
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, they look way too. Yeah, it's crazy.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I guess as long as they're healthy, that's cool. I
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: guess they don't look I don't think they're healthy.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: And like with the stuff with and I don't know.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: I'm not a doctor and I'm not a chick, so
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: don't get like scrutinized the same way. But like the
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: stuff with Ariana Grande and stuff I kind of appreciate
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: to an extent, like that backlash quote unquote that she's
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: getting because she's gonna take time away because the thing
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: is like in the sixties seventies it was Karen Carpenter
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: and she died in front of everyone's eyes, like because
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: they didn't know about like eating disorders, like, and it
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: wasn't as acceptable to speak about it. So now we
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: have to like talk about it that like these are
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: unhealthy people and like they're setting a very unrealistic standard.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Not just the Uh who was that hot chick with
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: the mole? The model? She was married to Richard Gear Yeah,
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: now what was her name? It was? Yeah, Yeah, she
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: was married to Richard Gear.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Weird. Yeah, have you seen the preview for the New
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Fucker's movie? It looks really funny. I've seen that she
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: is a great yea for sure.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I know, I think that's really great. And
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: I heard, uh, nope, I won't make that joke I
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: have that's way too far, Jeff, Okay, did you want
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: to do a toxic one, like someone like a bad couple? Sure? Yeah,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: So I had like a list of them someone to
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: go from. Like, so obviously I think like a really
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: toxic couple was OJ and Nicole. Sure, Like I felt
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: like that was like not good and then but like
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: there's always those things. So but I think number three
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: on this one that I kind of thought about. I
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: was like, they're toxic, but toxic together and it's Ryan
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Reynolds and Blake Lively. They're just like fishy to me, Yeah,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: like gorgeous, Like I would want I would cook chair that,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I want to see them
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: do it. And I would not mind looking at her everything,
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Like she is gorgeous, but like a fucking asshole. So
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I'd have to like.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: She looks like kind of like, well, I've only seen
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: her in the town. I've probably seen other things, but
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I really like her character in the town, and I'm
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: like she was kind of like gangster.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: People are really into the town.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Oh really, it's a great movie.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: I hear about that movie. I hear about it from
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: people that watch it and love it. I don't hear
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: about it from like the actors or like pop culture entertainment.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Great movie, you should watch it.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: And is that the one with Ben.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Affleck and it takes places in Boston? Yeah, okay, And
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: the only thing I don't like about it, and this
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: won't ruin the movie. Now it might ruin movie or mind.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say anything. You watch it, and
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I'll watch this. I love that movie. I think it's
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: a great movie.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: So that probably came out in like the twenty tens.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Two thousand. I think it came out in twenty ten.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so I want to reference a Ben Affleck
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: movie from twenty years ago or ten fifty sixteen years
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: ago all the time too, Like how are people talking
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: about the town? I need to watch it? Okay, Number two,
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't care for them as a couple,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: but the Queen Kristen Bell and then dak Shephard, I
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: always thought that they like. He is clearly I've listened
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: to his podcast and he is clearly jealous of her.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't know why I don't like that guy.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I don't find him funny. I don't think he's I mean,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: he's not hideous. I don't think he is like the
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: attractive level that she is. But that's you know, she
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: seems like a decent.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: She's a great fucking actress, like the Good Place, amazing.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Nobody wants this amazing Veronka Mars amazing. Uh uh forgetting
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Sarah Marshall amazing. She's just amazing. And I don't know
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: what he was Employee of the Month with Jessica Simpson
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: and the jackass guy. Did that's him? Or is that
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Dane Cook?
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Whatever?
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: I hate Dak Shepherd hate him, hate him, and like,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: I think she's probably just this is just me, assuming
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: she's probably just with him still because they have young kids,
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: and you know, it'd be he seems like he'd get messy.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Well, this is what I think. He had a really
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: bad childhood growing up, so he had really he had
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: a lot of anger issues and everything. So I think
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: maybe he played it like, oh, you know, I don't know,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: this is oh, like she saves him kind of and
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I think he kind of played like, ooh, poor me.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: And he was kind of famous at that time, you know,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: but I think she's definitely wasay surpassed him, so maybe
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: it's a play of that. But uh, I listened to
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: one interview with him and he goes, he had to
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: learn how not to like fight people all the time
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: because one of our very very first dates, like they
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: got cut off like dry or something, and he freaked
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: out and he like got out of his car and
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: he's like trying to fight the guy and then she
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: can't and then he came back in and she's like,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: I don't find that cool or tough or it scares
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: me when you act like that, and he goes, that's
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: when I realized it couldn't be fighting people anymore or
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: something Jesus Christ. So I feel like she feels more
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: like she saved him and now they have kids. I
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: don't know though, I'm just based on that he.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Was more famous, so there's no prenup. I bet that's
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: what it is. She makes ten more money. He's a deadbeat,
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: so he would probably she gets to they want divorced.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: He's gonna take her to court for he's a David
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: what's his name, David sadekis Oh, Jason, Jesus, he's Jason
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Sadaika's her and like try to ruin her.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he seems like they kind of to do it too.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate them, fuck them okay number one, though
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go after them. I can't stand them as
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: a couple. Very fucking talk. Oh by the way, Dak
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Shepherd and Kirsten Bell, one hundred percent. I would bang
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: her before him. Oh yeah, not that she would bank me,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: but like a Christas Bell, I would bang you over
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: your husban and okay, come over here. But yeah, he
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: does not make me. He does not make me wet. Okay.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: So my least favorite, or I think the most toxic
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: ish bad couple? Is that jay Z and Beyonce? Oh sure,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: the whole Solange in the in the elevator beat up,
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: that wouldn't happen, And Beyonce's not getting involved in that,
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: so obviously she's defending her sister. And then Lemonade such
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: a fucking great album, but it's all about him cheating
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: and just like all the receipts, everything, like just laying
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: it out there and then they stay together, like what
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: the fuck?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And isn't he like the Epstein listen or the
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Diddy shit or something like that.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Probably he's just I would if your sister is beating
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: your husband's ass. He's jay Z is like a billionaire yea,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: then like clearly he's done something bad, but good for you, Solange.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I love Solange. I don't think she's in Illuminati. I
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: think that like Beyonce covers her from like getting killed
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: or whatever. This is all conspiracy theory podcast so fast.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't think I think he is a
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: good rapper, but I don't think he should be in
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: there like some people like he's the best hap all time. No,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: if you look at when he came out with ninety
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: four or something like that, he's never been the best
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: rapper ever, Like.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: He's a he's a molgul, he's a he's somebody that
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: can like really platform like Rihanna a really platform jawroll,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Like he can platform people. I don't think that he
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: he's like the equivalent of Timbaland. But he got with
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Beyonce instead of Nelly Potado, like he chose he shows right.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: There's a song I Love Dead Presidents by him. I
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: think it's one of the dopest beats. Great song. But
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: there's another song and one of the lines is dope
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: because I saw ice in the I can sell ice
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: in the Winner, I can sell fire in Hell. I'm
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: a hustler baby. Also water to a Whale. Oh, Like
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: that's a dope fucking line.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: So anyways, the only song I like about his is
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: the uh is the Can I get a who? You
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like, I love that. I actually
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: seen the edited one.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I saw this thing on Instagram because you know the
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: song New York with Lesha. He's loved that song, but
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: it was like, it'd be funny if this song was
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: written by someone that doesn't know a lot about New York.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm near the Empire State Building yet do.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: I did I ever tell you what nostalgic cartoon character
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Alicia Keys reminds me of. I talked about it all
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: the time, like I talk about literally not all the
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: time to you, but growing up. When she popped off
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: quote unquote, I was like, that looks like so and so. Oh,
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: she looks like so and so.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but let me know, because I think
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: we made this up together another I could be wrong,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: but not this cartoon character or something else with Bibles.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Okay West, Like she just reminds me of Fible, Like
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: I swear if they do a live action. I don't
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: know who owns Fible, part of the DreamWorks or something,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: but I don't know. But if they do, if they
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: do a live action, Fible goes West fucking hire Alicia Keys, Like,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: think of the music, Think of that she has got
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: acting chops like great idea.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, were you and I the one that used to
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: sing I keep falling in and out of love with
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: a horse.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: That sounds so familiar. Yeah right, we used to do
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: like the like I want to thank you forgive me hmp.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna we're against age we're like, you know,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: but we were. We were problematic six year olds or
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: sixth graders.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't remember. But so this is my list
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: of bad couples that I made a list. Two. I'm
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: gonna put Kim Kardashi and Kanye West. Oh yeah. I
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: think Kim is talentless and uh Kanye had some dope
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: beats and some okay rhymes, but that didn't give him
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: the right to spread hate. And I think they're both
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: just discussing people, and I don't think they should either
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: one of them should be platformed and shown to the masses.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't know they had four kids together. So many
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: has so many kids in a short time. I looked
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: that up.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I was like, holy, only like uh burst of a
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: couple of them. And then she surrogated, oh really yeah,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: oh okay, maybe that's why I didn't know that. So
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: she can have a little whole little like farm going
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: like a breeding situation, and that's what would you want
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: to have sex with Kanye? Nah? No, no, like that's
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: why she she.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Was like, let's use yeah. And then my other one
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: is Pete Davidson with Ariana Grande. And the main reason
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: why is because Pete Davison. I don't find him funny
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: or talented. I think he's annoying as shit. I said,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: he does not deserve Rina Grande, and he does not
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: deserve happiness. I know, that's how much. And they were
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: on together for four months, so I remember hearing all
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: about it when they broke up, and then she said, basically,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: you know, it was kind of more of just like
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: a distraction. I was in love with him, but I
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: didn't even know him. And then he was like, could
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: you imagine if I said that my career would be ruined? What?
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't stand him. So then that
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: leads to Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian were together for
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: a while too, and anything where Pete Davidson's evolved, I'm
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: gonna say it's the worst, but I do think it's funny.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: He texts Kanye, I'm in bed with your wife while
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: he was in bed with So. I mean, it's a
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: bunch of shitty people being shitty together.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: So Gus was connected to mister Belding from Save by
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: the Bell. Saved by the Bell had tory spelling as
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: screeches love instant love interests briefly Tory Spelling was in
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Scream two with Courtney Cox and then Lisa Coutro than Conan.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I can find it closer.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah what wait?
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: It was so ariana grande. Pete Davidson. He when he
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: had a bunch of tattoos, he had one of Hillary Clinton.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Oh weird. Yeah, and I don't have I love our Grande.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I just did that basically, so I can bring up
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: the Kanye, Kim and Pete thing. But I can't stand
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: that Pete Davidson guy, fuck, I can't stand him. Remember,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: it's more of a personal thing.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his dad died in nine to eleven.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Oh believe me. I know.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if my dad died nine eleven, I'd be like, hey,
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: and I get it.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I mean it is hurt. I mean it sucks with you.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: He was a parent. I lost a parent. But you
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: don't hear me bringing up all the time.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Oh but all life Hack. Did you know that most
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: wedding day news caters all that stuff is cheaper on
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: nine to eleven. That makes because they don't a lot
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: of people don't want to get married on that date.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: So life Hack, so that's a good life. That is
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: such a good life act. They don't like advertise that,
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: like they don't do like a Canva thing with like
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: two twin hour specials, but like, but yeah, not all
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: of people want to get married on nine eleven.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: This nine to eleven this year is on a Friday. Yeah,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: it'd be something catered.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Someone messaged me that they have something going on on
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: nine to eleven.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna say, do you want to go
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: the improv thing?
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: That's what it was, because I might see easier on
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: the eleven. Oh maybe it's that, but the tickets are
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: kind of expensive for how shooty they are. So I'm like,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know, do you?
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: But yeah, let me know when those we can buy
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: this conversation.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Remember we only talked to the podcast. We're not gonna know.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. You save it for the Yeah, no,
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: I would be interested in going to that. It's the
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Superstore people, And that's a good time to mention listener
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: tag Lauren Ash and invite and tell her that we're
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: trying to get her on our podcast. Unless she's already
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: like agreed to be on it, then you guys can stop.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: But who knows Laura and Ash from Superstore not dead yet,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: and also she is performing and coming to Portland on
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: October nineteenth. So Andy and I are gonna be there
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: and would be what's up?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: And then she's doing an improv in Portland September twelve.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, with so many good people from Superstore. Oh my word. Okay,
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: So what else we were talking about?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Our top bestest ones?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yah, number one.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, I guess I'll go. I did. Let me see
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: if I have some honorable mentions. Oh yes, I do. Okay,
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: honorable mentions. I had Albert and Armand from bird Cage
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: as I sure. I like, like that's kind of like
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: a messy, Like obviously it's over the top at the end,
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: but that their relationship is very like messy bickering, kind
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: of lightly roasting each other, And I'm like, that's real.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: You probably haven't watched Downton Abbey.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I've seen clips.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: It's actually a really like relaxing show. Has a globerly
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: eyes like the what's her name from Strack with the
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: eyes that go different way, the forest Whittaker eyes. What's
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: her name? Who's the main chicken? She's in Hook? She
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: plays Wendy nowadays? Oh, Paltrow not going to she's old
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: as fuck. Oh oh, she's British.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Harry Potter, Yeah, McGonagall, I'm Maggie Smith.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's yeah. So's it's a very relaxing show. So
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: there's like back in like the nineteen early The first
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: episode starts with like the day after the Titanic went
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: down and one of yeah, one of the next heirs
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: to this family's fortune was on the Titanic. And back
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: in those days, women like daughters couldn't be heirs. But
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: the patriarch of the house or leader of the house
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: has three daughters anyways, so the head daughter, Mary is
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: they they're on the search for this long long like
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: this cousin like that's doesn't know them, were associate with them,
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: and Mary ends up like fucking him. So it's like
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: some incest ish kind of thing, like your four cousins removed.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: It's kind of okay, right, I think, so we probably
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: if you've had sex with like one hundred people, you
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: probably have had sex with a cousin.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I well, I said to the song girl, And we
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: didn't know until years later that were the same tribe.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: So I mean that's I mean, we don't know, but fuck,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: we didn't know back in those days.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: When they had like they lived in the little.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: A lot of people in my tribes on like fight.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they did they use marriage as a way
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: of like building alliances with other tribes. Yeah, look at
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: us historians press corps. Okay, so another one we did
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: die and I love it. It was like it was
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: something completely like unrelated. No, he was a firefighter. Yeah,
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I know that, Like, come on, get another story, Like,
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: oh my god, sure, yeah, like that. They're more toxic
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: than Ozzie and sharing because sharing they created ozpes. Okay,
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: so somehow, So anyways, mat Matthew and Mary, even though
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: they were cousins, it was super romantic, like and heartbreaking.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna say the number one romantic couple, and
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: I'm going like nostalgia Jeff is. Growing up, I was
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: super freaking into Star Wars, and I think even though
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: it's a little bit of a toxic couple, Han and
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Lea oh okay, okay, I think it's like one of
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: the definitive you know, movie quotes of like or scenes
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: of like when you think of like love stories, is.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I love you?
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: I know, like that's improved that like that was I
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: love that so much? And then I just think it's
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: they were good. They're great actors too. I thought Hans
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Solo or Harrison Ford. I was just obsessed with him.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: And then Carrie Fisher was so goddamn funny in such
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: a powerhouse and like icon of like the feminist movement
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: of like the seventies, eighties or whatever it came out,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: and I just think that they're just it's so cute.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: No, it definitely is, and it's I almost listed George
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Lucas and his first wife while they were together making
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: that movie, and a lot of the good ideas came
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: from his wife, and they divorced before The Phantom Menace
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: came out, and a lot of people said, since she
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: wasn't there kind of easing George Lucas because like, I
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: guess he's kind of like a prick.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know, he loves like a prick.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And so a lot of people said the reason
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Phantdom Menace wasn't so good is because during the first one,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: George had all these like really boring ideas and she's like, no,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: we shouldn't do that, and so she like helped like
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: basically made Star Wars him. You know.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: So we're getting from this episode is the women are
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: the ones pretty much behind the creative man pretty much,
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Sharon and Aussy, Nicole and oj like it's.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: He and talented.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: She would be nothing without peace. But no, And then
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: it melted my because I I watched all the like
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: prequels and the sequels and stuff. Then the first sequel
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: of the trilogy, it was like, uh, the Force awakens
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: and Han and Luke Hanelea are in there, and when
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: those two actors, like they've broken up in the storyline,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: but there's still love there but they just have different paths.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: When they hug and like she knows that he's probably
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: gonna die on this mission and spoiler he does, and
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: the hug and like the love there was so amazing.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see something like a newer one of the
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: newer ones.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: It was so sweet to see, like growing up being
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: obsessed with Star Wars and to see these characters later
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: in life holding each other. It was so romantic and sweet.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Well, it is really cool too, especially because these characters
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: had like a closing arc, you know what I mean. So,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: because a lot of movies are great, you know, but
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: then they don't really you know, you just which is cool,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I guess too. You just kind of what's gonna happen
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: to them, you know, later on, and this one you
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: actually got to see. So that's cool.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: And that's the thing, like I don't know how I
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: feel about the requel kind of thing, but like I
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: want them to wrap it up, you know. Anyways, what's
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: your number one bestest situation?
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: This is my number one celebrity couple. It literally changed
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: the world, Like uh, I mean it was a huge thing.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: So close Mark Anthony and Cleopatra.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: So.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: The Egyptian you know Queen.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Wait, really his name is Mark Anthony, mark Antony, some
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: people call it Anthon. I really was. I was really
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: hoping that you were gonna say when when When Mark
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Anthony and Jlo were together? That was the power couple
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: they were. They had cold they each had a brand
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: of clothes that Coles.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Oh weird.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Did they keep them next to each other? Yeah?
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: It was like posters of you know, the men's had
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Mark Anthony's line and the j Lo at Coles.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: They should have just had him next to each other
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: and so couples could have just got their shopping down
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: And everyone's dressing like like Spanish like singers. I love
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: that Okay, So Mark Antony and Culeipatra.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, So basically they got together originally because he was
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: running the east region of like Rome at the time,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: and he needed money. But he had a big army
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: but needed money. She needed help because she needed an army.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: She did not have an organ She had money, no army.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: He had army, no money. So they first got together
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: kind of because of that. And then Anthony was also
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: ready to like fund this military campaign and needed a
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: bunch of money. But so it kind of started as that,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: but eventually what happened was he summoned Cleopatra, and Cleopatra
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: knew that Mark Anthony was kind of like this like arrogant,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: kind of you know, rich dude, whatever. So she shows
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: up and we have this was preserved in the Folger
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Shakespeare Library. So she sailed up on the river with
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: a huge ship with this gilded stern, purple sales and
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: silver silver oars. She dresses Venus, the Goddess of love,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: while she had people fanning her while she like pulled
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: up for the first thing that Mark Antony need to see,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: and he was completely just like what the especially back
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: then to see something that grand, even though he was
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: also you know, really high up too, but they actually
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: ended up really liking each other. They were together for
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: eleven years. I think they had some kids together, and
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: she actually also hooked up with Julius Caesar before him,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: which is crazy, I know, right, yeah, yeah, But eventually
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: they ended up cooning suicide together, which is you know, sad.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: But they literally changed the world. How when they got
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: together because of like the power couple they were, because
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: they were literally two of the biggest powers in the
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: world getting together her son. Once she committed suicide, her
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: son took over, but then was murdered by Augustus, who
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: had beef with mark Antony. And then when Cleopatra's son
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: was murdered, that was the last pharaoh and it ended
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: three thousand years of pharaohs in Egypt. Isn't that crazy?
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Fucking nuts? So, yeah, Supercuple, they changed the world. Yeah, crazy.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: They were like an acceleery version of like, well, they
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: were the pop culture of the time, right, yeah, because
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Know the population of you know, people in the world
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: at that time, but the two biggest empires with the
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: most people all knew who they were. And then if
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: they were that big, you know park so I mean,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: everybody around the world probably had. Not everybody, but a
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: lot of people did.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: So Julius Caesar was a real person. Is the play.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Factual or like I've never seen it.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: But so we need to research this because I'm curious
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: if number one, if he was alive when the play
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: came out, or like they're doing like they did like
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: a TLC play recently, so like Chile and Tea Boss
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: could go and watch it, you know, they could play
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: it like Tina Turner how to play on Broadway? You
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? It was it something like that.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know who wrote it.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: I thought it would have been funny if TLC did
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Julius Caesar Flay and so t bos is like etube brutus.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: I think there's so much. I really appreciate you educating
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: us and the listener, like on this historic stuff like
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: the bad Ass episode. I was like, oh, Nicholas Cage
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: is so bad as or Bruce willis whatever, and then
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, this like Ninja Warrior, and I'm like, fuck, yeah,
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: I should have done that.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, it's if you would have done it,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: then it would have been weird if you both that it.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have done it, not that exact person.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: We all do the same thing.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to work. We need to do a
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: lot of this, a lot of this. Okay, So I
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: think that's awesome. So we have some good, good laughses.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: What did we learn from this episode? Murder attempted murder
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: is bad, but like if you give it time and
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: talent and success, we can kind of look over that because.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, for I was like, for who Bill Cosby's.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Wife stood by him and he was really Yeah, apparently
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: he was innocent, so we all owe him a big homology.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Like I I think he probably was really guilty. Yeah
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: he got like a quitted or like he's like released
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: from prison. Oh really he's out here, back out in
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: the free world raping women. I don't know, No, I
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: just I don't think he's a rapist, but like I
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: think there's a lot of evidence. Yeah, I think he
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: just got out. I got a technicality or something as Yeah. Yeah, okay,
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: so we learned a lot of this episode, and then
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: we we're not against Illuminati. I definitely don't think OJ
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: is funny. I don't I think I feel like, we've
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: made a lot of jokes about OJ Oh.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, I get it. I think you don't think
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: he was like a funny person. He was hilarious.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Did you see that interview that I'm talking about thinking
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: about where he was so funny. If I went murdered somebody,
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: I would totally make jokes out it too.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: So let me reiterate. I think OJ is funny, but
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I don't think o J is funny.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Jokes with murder and the same person, it's bad. Yeah,
• 55:58
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jeff, I'm Andy Hathaway. I like that. We're team Hathaway.
• 56:30
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• 56:32
  Speaker 2: like I love Anna Kendras. Yeah, Seth Myers good at interviewing.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Oh really quick, I thought about it too.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: I thought about too.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Gus Gus, the blonde chick from Rina nine one one
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  Speaker 2: Rose Byrne Conan.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Oh that's sick. Yeah yeah, and.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: I Reno girl was probably on Conan, but I'm just
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: thinking acting. So we're now three three degrees now yeah,
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: where there we go. We're gonna get to one there
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