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ONLY BOMBS! 33: Dr. Rabbit | Conspiracy Theories, Kill Tony & Crazy Comedy · Only Bombs! Comedy Podcast

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  by Gucci. All right. Yeah, we're back to it.
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  When you bomb your podcast on Only Bombs. We
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  bombed Only Bombs. Yeah. No, I really appreciate
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  your patience and everything with that. You know,
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  sometimes sometimes these things like they never
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  go like how you think they're gonna go, you know
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  what I mean? It's like stand -up, you know, and
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  then you go redo it at another club and hope
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  for the best or another audience and hope for
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  the best. I don't know, we redo it for each other.
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  I don't know what we're redoing it for. YouTube,
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  there we go. Yeah, YouTube and those clips, those
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  millions of clips. All the shorts and all the
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  clippings of it, yeah. Oh my god, yeah, no, it
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  was a... Nah, that was one thing I had to learn
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  how to do when I started getting into this whole
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  deal, is figure out how to do clips and stuff.
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  And I still don't get it. I still don't get it.
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  There's a way to do it. Have you ever seen those
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  clips where people were just sort of like, I
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  don't know how to explain it. Basically, you
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  watch them and they're able to retain your...
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  your attention, like you don't want to look away
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  because you want it to end, but you're not necessarily.
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  Yep, and you're like, I want to scroll. And then
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  if you do scroll, you go right back and you're
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  like, yeah, I want to walk it. Fuck, I didn't
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  see how it ended. You're like, oh, I just need
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  to know like whether or not this wooly mammoth
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  is real. You know, like, that's like, that's
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  basically like it, you know, it's just, I'm like,
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  my shit, it's not going to be that way. That's
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  how I am with the Tim Dillon clips I was telling
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  you about. That guy who like makes the heat.
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  What he does is he his things like fluffy ducks
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  or whatever. And what he does is he goes, I'm
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  a DJ and I only do Tim Dillon drops. And that's
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  when he does his things like, give me a hot Asian
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  tranny spouting some Marxism. Daddy's all ears.
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  I don't know what the fuck that is. And neither
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  do they. That those are the ones that I'm like,
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  I got to see what Tim Dillon says because he
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  gets like the best like whatever he says. And
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  it's so funny. Yeah, he's a, he's pretty crazy.
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  Like when you go and watch his stuff, it's like,
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  and he does it by himself, right? Yeah, it's
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  just him. And then it's like his crew, like laughing
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  in the background. It makes it funny. Yeah. You
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  see, I'm like, I tried to do that a few times.
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  I tried to sit down and, um, just record like
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  me, like talking and just saying what's on my
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  mind. And I was like, wow, this fucking sucks.
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  You know, I was like, you can't do it. I did
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  it once and I will never do it again. I uploaded
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  it. It was me talking about, um, the. arena show,
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  like the New Year's Eve arena show, or the New
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  Year's arena show that they do here with Kil
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  Tony. And so I was just like, all right, I went
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  to the arena show and this is what it was like.
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  And like, I was like, this sucks. Like halfway
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  through it, I'm like, I don't like that. I'm
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  like talking to a camera and it's just me. No
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  one's interacting, and I feel like I'm telling
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  myself how it was, and I'm like, I'm never doing
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  this again. Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.
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  Like, the whole Trey on stage thing originally
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  started off with, like, a talking head sort of
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  thing that I was trying to do, where it was literally
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  just me saying my journey in stand -up. It was
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  like, only bombs before only bombs. And I just
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  entitled it Trey on stage, and it was okay, you
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  know, but I was like... there's just something
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  about it where I was like, this ain't working,
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  man. Like, it's just not interesting, you know?
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  And then, but then you see Tim Dillon and it's
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  like, you got to think about how much research
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  and how much like thought goes into the things
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  that he's putting out there. And it's like an
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  hour long and he doesn't stop. And like, I think
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  he has notes there, but I don't know if they're
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  real. I think it's like a prop. like to make
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  it look like he's doing the news or whatever.
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  That's like my weekly news, because no one watches
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  the real news as I watched him to get his take
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  on what's going on in the world. Because it's
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  just like, he's so funny with like the things
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  that are happening and that are negative. He
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  just has the funniest takes on it and kind of
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  makes it lighthearted on everything that's going
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  on. Yeah, it makes you feel better just watching
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  that. It does, yeah. Do you have any other like
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  favorite podcasts that you like follow or, you
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  know, even comedians? Yeah, so Tim Dillon's definitely
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  my favorite by far. I'm so into like clips or
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  whatever. That's the biggest thing is I don't
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  like watch the whole thing. Naturally Troy Bond
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  because he's a good friend of mine. So I'm a
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  huge fan of his. He's amazing. Yeah, he's such
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  a sweetheart and he's really been probably my
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  biggest mentor in comedy. And so I'm definitely
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  a fan of his. Seen his bits a million times and
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  they never never get old plus his crowd works
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  so good Oh, yeah, so like I don't feel like I've
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  seen it a million times I would had one where
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  it was his shows back -to -back and they were
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  both totally different like 45 minute sets and
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  I don't think he repeated hardly any of the jokes
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  and I was like that is crazy he is really did
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  like 90 minutes of comedy. I've never seen anything
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  like it. Wow, that's all just crazy. Well, what's
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  this podcast called? Do you know? Yeah, it's
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  Bonding with Troy Bond is his podcast. Bonding
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  with Troy Bond, okay. Yeah, and then he has another
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  one for Star Wars fans, and I don't remember
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  what that one's called, but that one's more,
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  I don't think it's really a comedy podcast. I
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  think that's just him talking about Star Wars
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  because he's like a huge, like Star Wars. Just
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  geeking out. As is like his interest, you know,
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  with his friends and stuff. Oh, that's cool.
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  That's cool. Yeah, I love Troidmon. And I know
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  we kind of spoke about it before, but, but yeah,
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  no, he's a, no, he's always been like fantastic.
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  I love how just like, we were talking about how
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  he was just so, so sharp, you know, and he's
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  so quick and quick -witted. And it's like, if
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  you, if you as a heckler, especially you as a
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  heckler, think you're gonna, you know, yeah,
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  you think you're gonna take him on. It's like,
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  he knows how to handle it, you know, and he does
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  it with a smile. I know. He does it with a smile.
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  It's crazy. And they'll be like, they'll be like,
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  there's one where she literally goes, you're
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  not funny or whatever. And she was like German
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  or whatever. And he was like, oh, the person
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  from Germany doesn't like the Nazi jokes. I've
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  seen that clip a thousand times. I'm like, oh
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  my gosh. Like she set that up so perfectly for
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  him. It was like, oh my gosh, this isn't staged
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  at all. And I know firsthand they're not staged
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  because I... You know, I've been there with them
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  and so I know they're not staged and it's just,
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  I don't know, he's amazing. I told you earlier
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  today that I actually wear this bracelet like
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  every day. I've never taken it off because I
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  was like really going through it. And it was
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  like some things was comedy too. And I was just
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  like, I guess I'm not really built for this.
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  I'm doing my best. Like, I'm sorry. And he like
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  put this on my wrist and he was like, anytime
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  you bomb. you look at that and you know that
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  you have Troy Allstate and that, you know, I'm
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  always gonna be there for you and you're gonna
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  be a great comedian and it was just like really
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  encouraging because I was like really going through
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  it and I haven't taken it off. It says hee -hee
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  because he's a big Michael Jackson fan and...
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  Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah. One of my favorite
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  clips from him was I think a woman got upset.
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  I don't remember. I don't remember what. I can
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  probably recite it. Right. It was a woman who
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  got... Upset and I think it was like a racial
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  thing because I don't think she realized that
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  he was black Yeah, she called it. She was like
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  anybody who's black and laughing at his jokes
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  or something like that But she called him the
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  most racist comic ever whatever and he was about
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  to say I'm not white I think is what he's about
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  to say but he was like I'm not and she just kept
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  interrupting him and then he finished it out
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  where he revealed that he was half black and
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  he was like my dad's black and my mom's a urban
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  my dad's black my mom's white, but I came out
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  of Puerto Rican lesbian is what he says. And
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  I actually made him as a thank you. I made him
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  like a notebook and it says the most racist comic
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  ever because that lady was calling him a racist
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  for not liking black people when he is black.
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  So I thought it was so funny. And so I made this
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  notebook and I put the most racist comic ever,
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  and he called her Kamala Harris. That also made
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  her mad. Oh, that's right. He did. He called
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  her Kamala Harris. Yeah. So I put it in quotes,
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  and then I put Kamala Harris to make it look
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  like it was a quote by her. And then I put, like,
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  Star Wars and Michael Jackson stuff glued on
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  it, and then a little bow, because they give
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  it my touch. But yeah. I remember her as, like,
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  stopping right in front of the camera and, like,
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  just seething. Oh, yeah. And then they zoomed
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  in on her, too. Yeah, they zoomed in on her.
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  And he just like, I feel like a lot of people
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  would have crumbled in some way, but unshakable.
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  I love Troy Vaughn. I was telling you about the
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  one time there was a guy who was just like, he
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  did not want to laugh. His wife had stormed out
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  because she heckled him and Troy won as he does.
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  And like the guy was like not wanting to laugh.
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  And so Troy, instead of destroying him, as he
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  usually does, he was like, you know what? I'm
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  going to get you on my side. That was the show
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  where I was like, he just did like 90 minutes
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  of straight comedy because the sets were totally
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  different. He changed his jokes to make that
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  guy happy. He was trying to figure out. what
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  the guy liked and what he didn't like. Cause
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  he would look over and be like, oh, no, we're
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  going to do a new topic. And he was trying all
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  these jokes. And then finally the guy gets like
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  busted up laughing at one of the jokes. And I
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  don't even know what it was. And Troy was like,
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  got him. And the guy walked up there and like
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  pounded it with him. And he was like, yeah, see
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  it. He was like, I want him over. And he was
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  like, now go get your wife. I want to win her
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  over or something like that. And she didn't come
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  back. But yeah, I forgot which one, like somebody
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  said something to him and he was like, uh, he
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  was like, you can't say nothing to me that I
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  haven't said to myself in front of the mirror.
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  From the mirror. It was that same clip. He was
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  like, you haven't. Oh, it was the same clip.
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  I haven't said two inches from the mirror or
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  something like that. Right. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's,
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  he's just good. He's just somebody to, you know,
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  like, I love, I think we touched base on this
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  before too, as a, I love that. you know, somebody
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  of his caliber who's like, you know, a professional
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  is still like willing to like talk to younger
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  comics and, and help, you know, younger comics
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  come about. That really shows a lot about character
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  and like in his character. Cause you know, you
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  see like once comedians get to like a certain
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  area or certain caliber, it's like, they just
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  kind of brush off those who helped, helped them
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  in any way. Oh yeah. He, I don't deserve his
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  attention like at all. And like, I've learned
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  a lot. Like I want to, if I were to ever blow
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  up, I would want to be a Troy Vaughn because,
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  like, I don't deserve his attention, but he's
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  been such a mentor to me and, like, he has nothing
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  to gain from that. There is nothing to gain from
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  me. And, like, it's just so nice. And then he's
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  also a good person, like, PR -wise because he,
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  after every show, he does a meet and greet. Despite
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  the fact that he has like 800 ,000 followers.
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  He's almost at a million or whatever He doesn't
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  meet and greet after every show and so there's
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  a ton of fans They're all lined up and they take
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  forever because you'll spend like 20 minutes
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  talking to them and then was wild I will never
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  be able to pull this off was wild is he'll be
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  like there's one where he like remembered her
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  name He remembered that she started like a flower
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  shop like last year and he was like, how's your
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  flower shop going that new business? That's insane.
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  Yeah, and she was like, oh it's going really
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  well and he was like, oh he was like I'm so glad
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  to hear that and I'm like You remember her name,
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  the flower shop, like that's wild. That is insane.
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  And it's just like you had 300 fans that go through
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  here and you just remembered her? It's just crazy
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  to me. I've met some bigger comics who were like,
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  I'm just going to say like huge, right? And I've
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  seen the way that they are with fans and you
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  know, fans get excited when they see them. And
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  I've seen a few of them like where the fan will
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  want to take a picture and they just immediately
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  are like, okay. Like it's almost like they're
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  just completely annoyed which I understand like,
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  you know bombardment and stuff like that I get
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  like, you know, if you're out with your family
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  that's inappropriate and things like that but
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  when you're in the club and you know, people
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  paid to see you and stuff I feel like I would
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  want to give them proper attention to but of
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  course, I'm not in that position I don't have
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  people coming up to me all the time. Yeah, I
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  mean, so do you have like a perspective on on
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  that and like fame and you know Yeah, I mean,
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  I'm definitely not famous, but when I'm in Austin
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  a lot of times, especially when you're signing
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  up for Kill Tony, everybody's a Kill Tony fan.
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  That's why they're there. When I'm sitting in
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  Shakespeare's, I do have a lot of people coming
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  up to me and they're like, oh, you're that rabbit
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  girl. And I'm like, that's me. And so I've had
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  people take like selfies with me and stuff. I
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  think, you know, they like tagging me and they
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  like, I always, that's another thing Troy does
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  that's really cool is he'll repost someone's
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  like, you know. photo with him and that always
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  makes people feel good like when you repose like
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  oh look who i met or whatever and so um yeah
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  and so i always try to do that but i mean it's
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  not like that happens to me right a lot you know
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  someone who's really friendly about like taking
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  photos with people i don't want to say this too
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  much though and then everybody will be swarming
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  in when they see him but um tony's really good
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  about that um he there's so many like people
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  taking selfies with him and stuff and like even
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  me One time I was sitting at Mitzi's and I had
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  no idea he was behind me. He was, you know, with
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  his friends or whatever. And I'm just talking
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  to the bartenders because they're just like really
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  nice and sweet. And they just talk to everybody.
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  And he was walking out of Mitzi's and he stopped
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  and he was like, you know, not even going to
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  say hi or whatever. And I was like, oh my gosh,
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  Tony. And I had no idea he was sitting behind
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  me. And he stopped and like, he took a selfie
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  with me and like, he knew that was going to be
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  on social media. He knew I was going to post
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  that. You know, he didn't have to do that. He
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  could have just walked out and not acknowledge
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  me, but he like stopped and he was like, hey,
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  don't read the comments. Like you did great.
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  Like you're really likable. It was like the,
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  what he said on the interview all over again.
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  And he was just like really encouraging, but
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  he could have just walked out and been like,
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  you know, I'm not going to give her the time
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  of day, but he did it. And it was really nice.
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  And Kim Patterson is another one who did that.
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  He was there that night and he like stopped and
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  he like talked to me and took pictures with me.
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  Fiona was another one. And she was really like.
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  She was like, are you going to come with me to
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  the next mic or whatever? And I was like, wasn't
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  planning on it. And she was like, oh, I'm going
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  to this mic and I'm doing this and I'm doing
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  that. And she was like, going to have me go with
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  her. And I was like, that's so sweet. But like
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  I did, I had other things to do, but like she
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  was just so nice. And so, yeah, it's nice to
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  see like people who are really, really big. You're
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  willing to just like stop and be like, I recognize
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  you, you know, and you are very recognizable.
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  That's for sure. I'm distinct. I have some distinct
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  features and I wear the bow. That doesn't really
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  help. I wear a bow every day and it matches whatever
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  I'm wearing. I'm very, very obnoxious. I tell
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  people I'm going to age like a Kardashian, not
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  by looks, but like. immaturity wise because they're
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  like 40 and they like the like middle school
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  drama or whatever. That's going to be me. The
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  older you get, the bigger your bow gets. Yeah,
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  my bow will get big. I'll still like look old
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  or whatever, but I'll dress like a child and
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  act like a child or whatever. I'll be immature.
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  Oh, yeah. I get it. Man, I'm already feeling
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  it right now, especially at my age. I'm like,
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  whew, man, I get tired at like eight, you know?
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  I mean, I feel it. I just don't want to act it.
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  Yeah, I feel the oldness. I just don't want to
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  act is when it comes down to it. I don't want
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  to act my age Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't want to
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  act my age either I totally I totally understand
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  like what they mean like the older people when
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  they're like, oh, yeah I'm I'm old but my mind
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  is young, you know, I'm like, oh I get it. I
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  want to do so much. I'm like but I Like just
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  getting older. Well, it's like for me. It's weird
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  cuz like I you know, I teach college and so sometimes
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  like I feel like I'm I mean, I'm really not,
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  I'm a pretty young professor when you look at
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  it like comparatively to like the average professor,
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  you know, so like, I don't know what the word
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  would, so comparatively, I'm usually one of the
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  younger ones. And so I'm closer to age to my
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  students. One day I'm not going to be able to
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  say that, but right now I'm pretty, I'm not too,
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  well, I shouldn't say that. I'm probably a decade
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  older than most of my students, but I feel like
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  I'm the same age as them. And it's just like
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  weird. Like I remember the, like the moment I
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  realized that I was getting old was, I was standing
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  in front of class and I was like, you know, the
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  worst day of my life is when I find out that
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  I'm teaching a class and none of you guys were
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  alive during 9 -11. And they're looking around
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  and a student raises her hand and goes, none
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  of us in this room were alive during 9 -11. And
• 17:00
  I'm like, no, are you serious? And she was like,
• 17:03
  yeah. And I was like, this is happening guys.
• 17:05
  I was like, it's. It's the worst day of my life.
• 17:07
  You're seeing it. This is my 9 -11. This is my
• 17:10
  9 -11, right? You're going to see me crash out.
• 17:12
  You're going to see me crumble. It's like Twin
• 17:15
  Towers. You're going to see Building 7 here.
• 17:20
  It's like, why did you fall? I was like, it's
• 17:25
  happening. Building 7 was like, I just wanted
• 17:27
  to join y 'all. Did you even get hurt? Nah, man.
• 17:31
  I'm good. I just wanted to fall to you. Yeah,
• 17:35
  no, I think I was like 16, 17 or something like
• 17:39
  that, like when 9 -11 happened. And so, you know,
• 17:45
  to me, it was just like, it's just so ingrained.
• 17:48
  And then when I went into the fire academy, I
• 17:50
  went in, I think I was like... Oh yeah, I forgot.
• 17:51
  Yeah, you're a firefighter. Yeah. I went in,
• 17:54
  I was like 36 or 37 when I got out. I think I
• 17:57
  want to say I was 36 when I got out of the fire
• 17:59
  academy. And there was... Most of the kids that
• 18:03
  were in there were like, they were like, oh yeah,
• 18:06
  no, oh four. I was born in oh four. You know,
• 18:08
  I was like, what? I was like, shit. I was like,
• 18:12
  you know, oh five. And I was like, oh, I was
• 18:14
  like 20. I was like, that's insane, dude. I was
• 18:17
  like, that is crazy. I can't believe that, you
• 18:19
  know, but that's, that's it. Like, you know,
• 18:21
  now. Now they're reading about 9 -eleven. It's
• 18:24
  in the history books and I'm like I was in third
• 18:26
  grade during a history book moment Like what
• 18:29
  is what is happening? I know right? I'm like,
• 18:31
  this is fucking crazy or like I went to when
• 18:34
  um, when I went overseas I saw this What do you
• 18:39
  call like a museum or something like that and
• 18:41
  they had they had CD players Oh my god, and they
• 18:43
  had one of the CD players that I had in the fucking
• 18:47
  museum. I'm picturing one right now. It's like
• 18:50
  there's a purple one that was really popular
• 18:52
  and it had silver and then there was a silver
• 18:53
  one that was really popular. It was either of
• 18:56
  those because I had like eight of those. So,
• 18:58
  okay. So it was a Sony Walkman. Yep. Okay. I
• 19:01
  was thinking of that one too. Yeah. And it had
• 19:02
  like the anti -skip one. Yep. And he was like,
• 19:05
  that was the latest technology. That was, you
• 19:07
  were rich when you had, like you were something.
• 19:10
  Yeah. It's crazy. I remember one time walking
• 19:12
  and I dropped it down a hill and it just rolled
• 19:15
  down the hill and I was like. I hope it didn't
• 19:18
  skip. That's too funny. I'm like, I hope my song
• 19:23
  didn't skip. You know, but it was crazy to me
• 19:26
  like when you remember iPods, like when iPods
• 19:29
  came out. I remember the colored ones, the very
• 19:32
  first ones, and I want one. I need to go on eBay,
• 19:35
  because I think they look cool. They look really
• 19:37
  sleek and stuff, but no one has an iPod anymore
• 19:40
  because we have iPhones. Yeah, because we have
• 19:42
  iPhones. And you know what's crazy? You know
• 19:44
  that clicking noise on the iPod? Yeah, I remember
• 19:47
  that. That's the clicking noise that you make
• 19:49
  when you type. No, I didn't know. I'm going to
• 19:54
  now type something and listen to it. I didn't
• 19:56
  even think of that. If you go type, it's like...
• 19:59
  It's the same as oh my gosh, it's the same. It's
• 20:02
  the same noise. That'll be what I'm doing when
• 20:05
  I leave here Hold on Yeah, it's like but Apple's
• 20:16
  good about doing shit like that they always leave
• 20:18
  like things in there, you know, but um, we were
• 20:21
  talking about like conspiracy theories before
• 20:24
  and And that's such an interesting topic, such
• 20:28
  an interesting area of conversation. But I was
• 20:31
  like, you want to get back into that and you
• 20:33
  want to talk about more conspiracy theories?
• 20:36
  Yeah, the biggest one right now that's going
• 20:38
  viral is the, like, the pandas aren't real. Like,
• 20:41
  that one's just blowing up huge. And I really
• 20:43
  think it's blowing up because that comedian was
• 20:45
  on Tucker Carlson and he just laid it out so
• 20:48
  perfectly, the, like, pandas aren't real. Not
• 20:51
  that, like, they physically don't exist, but,
• 20:53
  like, he compared it to, like, a Shih Tzu or
• 20:56
  poodle or something like they were bred to be
• 20:59
  a certain way, but he took it further and was
• 21:00
  like I think they're genetically made in a lab
• 21:02
  like people did that and it was because like
• 21:04
  you know when you see those viral videos of them
• 21:06
  they're like Goofy and they're like falling over
• 21:09
  and stuff and it's like how did this animal like
• 21:12
  survive in the wild and he talks about how like,
• 21:14
  and I legitimately thought this was a bit, but
• 21:16
  it wasn't. He talks about how like they don't
• 21:19
  know how to have sex, so they have to watch panda
• 21:21
  porn. Or they have to be like voyeurs or cucks
• 21:24
  or whatever and they have to like watch each
• 21:27
  other have sex. That is wild. Learn how to do
• 21:30
  it because they don't know how and it's like.
• 21:32
  How does an animal like, they can't read, like
• 21:34
  how does an animal, how does a species like survive
• 21:37
  like that? And then another thing too is like
• 21:39
  they're carnivores and they only eat bamboo.
• 21:42
  Like in bamboo is like, I guess it's really hard.
• 21:44
  I mean, don't quote me on this, but like, I guess
• 21:47
  it's really hard to digest cause it's like a
• 21:48
  weird, like it's a really weird plant. And so
• 21:51
  it's like, how does a carnivore just live off
• 21:54
  of nothing but bamboo? And so it's just like,
• 21:57
  I don't know. It's like, how do they live? And
• 21:59
  so like the conspiracy is that like. China like
• 22:01
  genetically bred them. And this also isn't a
• 22:05
  bit that he did. And I thought it was a bit,
• 22:07
  but like a group of pandas is called an embarrassment.
• 22:11
  Like literally what it's called is called an
• 22:13
  embarrassment. Like, you know, instead of a herd
• 22:16
  or whatever, a flock, it's called an embarrassment.
• 22:18
  And like, I have to look that up. Cause I was
• 22:20
  like, he's doing a bit. He's saying that pandas
• 22:22
  are embarrassing. And I'm like, Oh my God. No,
• 22:25
  they're not. And so my conspiracy is that China,
• 22:28
  because China owns all the patents for panda.
• 22:30
  That's another weird thing. It's patented patents
• 22:32
  for pandas. Yes, they have a patent for pandas.
• 22:35
  Who has a what country has a patent for their
• 22:38
  animal? And so they like gifts when they gift
• 22:40
  a panda. So when they gift it to the United States,
• 22:43
  and actually, Trump his kind of off, and they
• 22:46
  were like, we want our panda back from this zoo.
• 22:50
  Like, we have the patent for this. We gave this
• 22:52
  to you as a gift. We want our fucking gift back.
• 22:55
  We want our panda back or whatever. We want it
• 22:57
  back fast. I'm talking Panda Express. Panda Express,
• 23:00
  yeah. It's like, the fuck? So yeah, like they
• 23:04
  own the patent for it and it's like... You can
• 23:06
  only have a patent if you created it. So it's
• 23:08
  like, we don't own the patent for, you know,
• 23:11
  whatever animal lives here and doesn't live there.
• 23:14
  And so it's just like weird. And so I think China
• 23:16
  was like, we're going to call this in the English
• 23:18
  language, like an embarrassment because these
• 23:21
  Americans are so stupid that they will never
• 23:24
  figure out that like these pandas are not like
• 23:27
  even real animals. We just give them, we bred
• 23:29
  them a certain way. So we're going to call it
• 23:31
  an embarrassment because We think the United
• 23:33
  States is an embarrassment. So that's kind of
• 23:34
  that part I made up. But I wonder, because that's
• 23:36
  an odd thing to just call them. Yeah. Again,
• 23:40
  I don't know. I don't know. I don't know where
• 23:42
  they come up with all these names for this kind
• 23:45
  of stuff. I've never even heard that before ever.
• 23:50
  And I didn't know that the pandas could even
• 23:52
  leave China. I thought that they were kind of
• 23:54
  protected that way, especially because they're,
• 23:58
  I guess, being endangered. Critically endangered
• 24:01
  or something, you know, so but I think it's it's
• 24:04
  so funny, you know, like, you know Trump is I'm
• 24:08
  sorry. This is so funny. It's like I want my
• 24:11
  fucking panda dude. Give my bear You're gonna
• 24:14
  say this bullshit like, you know, we don't really
• 24:16
  like this So San Diego Zoo panda back now right
• 24:20
  now Express say something else the other pandas
• 24:24
  coming back. Oh my gosh. Yeah, exactly the um,
• 24:27
  I remember us talking about the whole aliens
• 24:29
  thing and yes and aliens like You see it bugs
• 24:33
  me, but it's I remember saying to you that it's
• 24:35
  at that It's at this point right now where if
• 24:37
  like if an alien if they did show aliens like
• 24:41
  you know on TV It made world news and everything
• 24:44
  like people wouldn't even they'd be like great.
• 24:47
  Okay. Well, I gotta be at work at fucking three
• 24:49
  hours So it's like it's no big deal. It wouldn't
• 24:52
  even be a thing Like do you think do you think
• 24:55
  that people would actually give a shit? No, I
• 24:57
  think they'd be like look like is there not gonna
• 24:58
  get in my way like I can't do anything. I think
• 25:01
  people would be like, I got shit to do. I can't
• 25:03
  deal with this alien problem or whatever, but
• 25:06
  we're so destigmatized to aliens that I just
• 25:09
  think that we just don't care anymore. And there's
• 25:13
  a conspiracy about that, that they've purposely
• 25:15
  destigmatized us to prepare us for the drop of
• 25:20
  aliens or whatever so that they could just drop
• 25:23
  that there's aliens that exist. And the conspiracy
• 25:25
  is that you know, back in the 90s and the early
• 25:28
  2000s, like, you know, signs like that movie.
• 25:31
  Like I was telling you, like my heart literally
• 25:33
  flutters at that scene still. And I was like
• 25:35
  in elementary school when that alien just like
• 25:37
  walks out in the birthday party and like. heart
• 25:39
  flutters, and now I think about having a birthday
• 25:41
  party and an alien like walk by, I'd be like,
• 25:43
  dude, come on, like you got my shot. I'm trying
• 25:46
  to take a cool picture. And then get your pointy
• 25:48
  hat. Come on, let's go. Like, come on, like if
• 25:50
  you just join in, like at least, you know, pose
• 25:52
  for us or that's what it is. Sup, sup, man. Pose
• 25:56
  for us or whatever, but yeah, I guess I don't
• 25:59
  think anybody would care, but yeah, because they
• 26:00
  had signs and like Independence Day, men in black
• 26:03
  and. Yeah. What was that one that was like War
• 26:06
  of the World? I don't know. There's so many alien
• 26:08
  movies coming out in the 90s and early 2000s
• 26:10
  that I think it just completely destigmatized
• 26:13
  us so that we just, we don't care. And then they
• 26:15
  drop all this alien shit and then we're just
• 26:18
  like, whatever. Like we've seen it. We've seen
• 26:20
  the grays. Like we're just, we're done. Like
• 26:22
  it's whatever. Yeah. It's like, we've just, since
• 26:25
  the forties, I guess, like what is it with Roswell?
• 26:28
  Like I think it was like 47 or something like
• 26:30
  that. Like it's like, we just, we just don't
• 26:32
  give a fuck anymore. It's kind of like just.
• 26:34
  Either tell us, you know. Tell us or don't. Just
• 26:36
  tell us or don't. Are they in the fucking water
• 26:38
  or are they not? Yeah. Like, are they underground?
• 26:41
  Is there underwater alien bases? Like, I don't
• 26:43
  know. Like, are they fighting or not? Like, tell
• 26:46
  us or don't. Yeah, plain and simple. It's almost
• 26:49
  like you can say that about anything, anything
• 26:52
  that the government would put out as kind of
• 26:55
  like, just tell us or don't. Don't do this half
• 26:57
  stuff. Don't send us like the Epstein files and
• 27:00
  you know Redact the the billionaires names But
• 27:03
  leave the victims names in it like they told
• 27:05
  us for years that they were only reason we can't
• 27:07
  drop these is because you know We got to protect
• 27:10
  the victims then they drop it and it's like well
• 27:11
  wait a minute. Here's a victim's name Here's
• 27:13
  a victim's name. Yeah, this billionaire is you
• 27:16
  know blocked out this professor is that you know,
• 27:20
  wherever is blocked out like What are you doing?
• 27:23
  And then it's like, some of the billionaires
• 27:24
  were not, and it's like, well, what did he do
• 27:26
  to get, like, what did he do to piss someone
• 27:28
  off to where, like, they didn't block it out?
• 27:31
  Like, there's a Harvard professor that they just
• 27:33
  left his email, left his name, and it's like,
• 27:35
  who did he piss off that they were like, eh,
• 27:37
  I'm gonna leave his name available for everybody?
• 27:40
  Yeah, like, if your significant other did that
• 27:43
  to you, You would immediately suspect them of,
• 27:47
  like, serious, like, infidelity, cheating, like,
• 27:49
  there's something really going on, you know?
• 27:52
  Like, if, like, you know, they were just like,
• 27:54
  oh, yeah, no, he just wrote down this note for
• 27:56
  me and he said it was gonna be romantic, but
• 27:58
  the only thing that he left out there was, like,
• 28:00
  everything that we're doing. There's nothing,
• 28:03
  yeah, there's nothing to it, it's just dumb,
• 28:05
  like... There's nothing in it that we're supposed
• 28:07
  to be doing, but he left, you know, words, a
• 28:10
  few words, you know, like... Or they dumped too
• 28:12
  much. Or they dump too much. They dump too much.
• 28:14
  And it's just like, it's information overload.
• 28:16
  And it's like, how much of this is real? And
• 28:18
  how much of it did they just like create that
• 28:20
  we're just going to slide, we're going to slide
• 28:22
  this in here. And it's like, then they'll later
• 28:24
  come out and be like, well, some of it's real,
• 28:25
  some of it's not. Some of it we investigated,
• 28:27
  some of it we didn't. And it just like overwhelms
• 28:29
  people. And I think that's why no one cared about
• 28:30
  the Epstein files. Cause it's like, you harped
• 28:32
  on it, you harped on it forever. You gave influencers
• 28:35
  the files. And then if you find out that like
• 28:38
  the influencers, the folders were empty or, you
• 28:40
  know, it wasn't it. And it's just like. then
• 28:42
  they drop all of them and it's just like we were
• 28:45
  already like overwhelmed with it and now you
• 28:48
  get to drop all this in a way that like it's
• 28:49
  not even like you can't even navigate it and
• 28:52
  it's just yeah no one no one cared that in of
• 28:54
  itself might be a tactic you know like some kind
• 28:57
  of a tactic to get you off of it it's just dragging
• 29:00
  it out slowly slowly it's like on that same as
• 29:04
  same significant other note at the bottom it
• 29:06
  says ps aliens are real Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
• 29:09
  And it's like, oh, by the way, the aliens abducted
• 29:12
  all those kids that were missing on Epstein's
• 29:15
  Island, and you know, whatever. We were keeping
• 29:16
  the aliens at Epstein's. People would just be
• 29:18
  like, okay. Okay. You know, at that point, you're
• 29:20
  just like, you know what? Fuck it. Cool. You
• 29:24
  know? What do you do? Yeah, like, what can you
• 29:26
  do at that point? It's just, it's fucking, it's
• 29:29
  ridiculous because, you know, you have people
• 29:31
  who sort of, uh... Oh, seriously watch everything
• 29:34
  that the government is doing to come up with
• 29:36
  a educated opinion and you almost see them get
• 29:40
  confused. And it's like everybody knows and it
• 29:43
  sort of makes you go like, this is why we can't
• 29:46
  trust anything. You know, this is why I can't
• 29:49
  trust the system that we're a part of is because
• 29:52
  it's never legitimate. No, do you remember when
• 29:55
  Rogan was saying all that stuff about the COVID
• 29:57
  vaccine and Everybody was attacking him because
• 30:00
  he was just like, I don't know about this. You
• 30:02
  know, I don't, I think you can work out, do other
• 30:05
  things and, you know, fight COVID or whatever.
• 30:07
  And he was kind of, he was just critical about
• 30:09
  the vaccine was like, I don't know about the
• 30:11
  research. It has a small sample size and I just
• 30:14
  don't know. And everybody attacked him and just
• 30:16
  like, it was like going viral that he was getting
• 30:18
  attacked for. And he was just like, look, I'm
• 30:20
  sorry. It's just, that's how I deal with it.
• 30:22
  I just try to stay healthy. I run, you know,
• 30:24
  whatever. Other people, I'm not telling them
• 30:25
  to not get the vaccine, but. I do it a different
• 30:28
  way. And now it's come out that he was right
• 30:31
  this whole time. And he's not going to get an
• 30:33
  apology for that. I don't think he cares, but
• 30:36
  he was right. And then it's like, okay, so people
• 30:38
  come out and they say something and they attack
• 30:41
  them. And then when they end up being right,
• 30:43
  it's like, it's fine. It's okay. Right. Yeah.
• 30:46
  It's just like, oh, okay. Well, I guess, yeah,
• 30:48
  whatever. On to the next thing. Yeah. Sorry.
• 30:51
  Sorry, not sorry. And it's not really, at that
• 30:53
  point, it's not even a political thing. it's
• 30:57
  like what facts were correct and what facts weren't.
• 31:00
  You know what I mean? It's like you can love
• 31:02
  or hate somebody, but if they were right, they
• 31:04
  were right. If they're wrong, they're wrong,
• 31:06
  you know? And the whole deal was like, I guess,
• 31:10
  for what I saw, like, and I'm not trying to pretend
• 31:12
  like I'm an expert or anything, because I'm not.
• 31:14
  I really don't keep up with anything. Like, I
• 31:17
  have this joke that goes like, I'm so bad at
• 31:19
  politics that when the queen died, I thought
• 31:20
  it was ours. That's how bad I am at politics.
• 31:27
  So I'm not trying to say that I'm an expert by
• 31:29
  any means. But when the whole Fauci thing came
• 31:34
  about and he was pleading the fifth on something
• 31:37
  that he already had immunity over. He was pleading
• 31:40
  the fifth on whether there was a folder in front
• 31:42
  of him or not. They're like, you know what? And
• 31:44
  the color of his tie or some shit? Yeah, the
• 31:46
  color of his tie, everything is the carpet, whatever
• 31:50
  color. He was just pleading the fifth and he
• 31:53
  can't even answer whether he's wearing a tie,
• 31:56
  whether he has a folder in front of him. And
• 31:58
  no one cares about that either. Literally no
• 32:00
  one cares. He's basically admitting but not admitting
• 32:04
  that this whole vaccine thing wasn't what he
• 32:07
  said it was and no one cares. We're just like,
• 32:10
  well, we got the vaccine, COVID's here, it came
• 32:14
  and whatever. No one cares. Do you know what
• 32:17
  the outcome of that whole investigation or? Was
• 32:21
  there like a questioning or whatever? I'm so
• 32:23
  sorry, my dogs. It's fine. I think I'm used to
• 32:26
  dogs, but I think, I don't know, they got him
• 32:29
  for being contempt of Congress or whatever that
• 32:31
  is, but that was it. They're like, yep, he committed
• 32:36
  a crime here. He's being contempt and you can't
• 32:39
  do that in front of Congress. And then it gets,
• 32:41
  that was it. Yeah, that's it. I don't see anything
• 32:45
  like going forward with it. And I see it just
• 32:47
  kind of dropping. I think people will go back
• 32:49
  and forth and fight for a little bit on whether
• 32:51
  we punish him or not and what that would be,
• 32:53
  blah, blah, blah. And I think by the time they
• 32:55
  figure it out, he's just going to already die
• 32:57
  or he'll either die of old age or COVID. Wouldn't
• 33:02
  that be a... The sweet irony, right? Wouldn't
• 33:05
  that be... Well, the government would say it
• 33:08
  was COVID. They'd be like, it was his own vaccine,
• 33:10
  but really it would be... Yeah. Another method.
• 33:14
  It was suicide. He shot himself in the head three
• 33:16
  times. Yeah, it was suicide. He was hanging from
• 33:18
  a tree after he shot himself three times with
• 33:21
  a shotgun. I don't know. All that stuff is kind
• 33:24
  of crazy. Remember the scientists who were like
• 33:28
  - They just disappeared. Just disappeared? Yeah.
• 33:30
  What happened with that? Do you know? They're
• 33:32
  just missing people like, oh, it's just a mystery.
• 33:34
  The one was hiking with a group of 20 people
• 33:38
  and no one's - saw where she went, she has disappeared.
• 33:41
  We hate it when people just evaporate like that.
• 33:43
  It's like, what? Yeah. You like that missing
• 33:46
  411 thing? You ever seen that before? Maybe.
• 33:49
  What was it? Oh, man. I forgot the author's name,
• 33:54
  but the guy who did the show or the documentary,
• 33:58
  it's called Missing 411. Basically, what it is,
• 34:01
  is just crazy occurrences in the country where
• 34:06
  people just. Literally almost like blipped off
• 34:09
  the face of the earth just out of nowhere. Oh,
• 34:11
  okay. I have heard of that Yeah, yeah, and it
• 34:14
  gets disappeared and no one yeah, they have a
• 34:17
  compelling one of this older hunter and I guess
• 34:20
  like these uh, I hope I don't botch this but
• 34:23
  basically like there's this older hunter dude
• 34:26
  and I guess he had like a like a candy bar or
• 34:28
  something like that that he would always like
• 34:29
  sit and eat and the way that they would do it
• 34:31
  as the younger guys would go away out and walk
• 34:35
  down and push the deer, like, you know, not literally,
• 34:39
  but just like the deer would sense them coming
• 34:40
  and run. I'm only saying that because I literally
• 34:44
  thought I was like, well, how can they push deer?
• 34:46
  You know, but I don't, I don't hunt. I'm not
• 34:49
  a hunter. So I don't know. But, but yeah, so
• 34:51
  they go out and make a perimeter and enclose
• 34:53
  the perimeter. And then the deer would go towards
• 34:56
  like the older guys and they would just sit there.
• 34:58
  And as the deer came, they would kill them, you
• 35:00
  know. And so apparently they've done this for
• 35:03
  a while, I guess. And, you know, this older dude
• 35:07
  had like mobility issues, couldn't, you know,
• 35:09
  get up and run off or nothing like that. But
• 35:12
  he just disappeared. And he conveniently got
• 35:15
  trampled and disappeared. No, he didn't get trampled.
• 35:18
  Oh, I thought that was what they were going to
• 35:19
  say. He got trampled by the deer and he disappeared.
• 35:22
  He's like, all right, we're pushing it a little.
• 35:24
  Now, that would be an embarrassment. That would
• 35:27
  be embarrassing, especially if the alien thing
• 35:30
  is staged. Tim Dillon knows a bit about this
• 35:32
  too, where it'll be embarrassing if the government
• 35:35
  tries to stage this and a prop falls or whatever.
• 35:40
  It doesn't work out. Just something, just some
• 35:42
  kind of something is going to happen. But yeah,
• 35:45
  no, this guy apparently just disappeared and
• 35:48
  without a trace. And that was it. It's just,
• 35:53
  okay, well, now what? And they don't look for
• 35:56
  him. They're just like, well, it sucks. Yeah,
• 35:59
  they probably just fell off that cliff. Well,
• 36:01
  are they at the bottom of it? No? No. Yeah, it's
• 36:05
  just they were just in a certain area at a certain
• 36:08
  time. Um, they had another one with a kid, uh,
• 36:11
  apparently like the kid was like 10 or 11 years
• 36:13
  old. And then, um, I think it was at this place
• 36:15
  called crater Lake and he goes over the little
• 36:19
  crater Hill and that's it. He's gone. Just, you
• 36:22
  know, the dad was like coming up behind him or
• 36:24
  something. And then, Oh, okay. I did hear that
• 36:26
  one. Like it gets the, yeah, there, there gets
• 36:28
  on a hike or whatever. It was a father son situation.
• 36:31
  Is that, is that the one you're talking about?
• 36:32
  Yeah, I think so. Yeah. And the kid gets disappeared
• 36:34
  and like, there was no trace is this. It's gone.
• 36:37
  It's like all those scientists, you know, and
• 36:39
  the scientists that disappeared, they weren't
• 36:41
  just like your average scientists. Like these
• 36:43
  were NASA scientists who knew things. Like they
• 36:46
  had, oh yeah, you were in the Navy. So like they
• 36:47
  had like the highest clearances. They had like
• 36:49
  TS clearances to like know stuff. And it's like,
• 36:52
  so these weren't just like your everyday scientists.
• 36:54
  They were people who had some information on
• 36:57
  things and it's like, what did they know and
• 37:00
  why? And there's gotta be a point to where you
• 37:03
  gotta say to yourself that, okay, this is More
• 37:07
  than a coincidence. Come on. It's like this is
• 37:09
  too many of them It's too many of them at the
• 37:11
  same time too. It was all within a time span.
• 37:14
  Yeah, you know We were talking about Sci -Fi
• 37:19
  movies and I'm like, okay, this is bad. Okay,
• 37:22
  so we're talking about like let's say Will Smith
• 37:24
  Right. Yeah. And how Will Smith was in Independence
• 37:26
  Day with the aliens and then in Men in Black
• 37:29
  with aliens, right? But he was also in this movie
• 37:31
  called Wild Wild West, right? And in Wild Wild
• 37:34
  West, I think I want to say that the bad guy,
• 37:38
  the villain in that movie, steals a bunch of
• 37:41
  scientists to work on his big spider. I was like,
• 37:44
  Will Smith is behind. All of this. Seriously
• 37:47
  unlocked. Right, but I was like, oh my God. And
• 37:50
  it's like, that's so funny. But yeah, they kidnapped
• 37:53
  a bunch of scientists to work on this big thing.
• 37:56
  And you're like, okay, so if you look at everything
• 37:59
  that happened, if you just want to like, you
• 38:01
  know, like just, I don't even know, like, if
• 38:03
  you just want to kind of freak yourself out a
• 38:05
  bit, it was like the scientists disappeared and
• 38:07
  then all of a sudden they're turning CERN off.
• 38:11
  That's... It's like... Wait a minute. I mean,
• 38:13
  what's going on? Or like, they're going to reboot
• 38:15
  CERN, I think, which is going to take like four
• 38:17
  years, I guess, to do like a hundred percent.
• 38:20
  And you're like, but like all of that happened
• 38:23
  around the same time, I think. And it just kind
• 38:26
  of just makes you go like, huh. He's like, so
• 38:29
  like what, what's going on? I don't know. I don't
• 38:31
  know. I'm not, like I said, I'm not really like,
• 38:34
  uh. Well, with that connection to Hollywood that
• 38:36
  we know the government has like. Right. Like
• 38:39
  James Franco doing that alien movie right now.
• 38:41
  He's getting bailed out, I think, for the things
• 38:47
  that he has allegedly done. I don't think he
• 38:50
  was ever proven, but I think it's probably, I
• 38:53
  think it's capped out of bag that it probably
• 38:55
  did happen. But yeah, Hollywood probably came
• 38:57
  up to him and was like, hey, you're in a bad
• 39:00
  situation. We'll help you out. Let's make this
• 39:03
  movie on aliens. destigmatize people a little
• 39:06
  bit more as we drop these files and we'll take
• 39:09
  care of you. You're still not going to be liked
• 39:11
  by anybody. No, you're still not going to be
• 39:13
  popular, but we can let you talk about aliens.
• 39:16
  We'll let you talk about aliens. We'll give you
• 39:18
  some cash for it, whatever, and then you can
• 39:20
  go back into hiding. Right. Hey, look, nobody
• 39:22
  takes you seriously anymore, so just do this.
• 39:25
  We need to keep desensitizing, okay? When you
• 39:28
  were messing with your phone earlier today, it
• 39:30
  reminded me of the conspiracy. Did you check
• 39:32
  to see if - when you were texting if it was like
• 39:35
  hard to Oh, yeah. Yeah, because my thoughts that
• 39:39
  the reason why iPhones now and, well, any touchscreen,
• 39:43
  why it's so hard to text and why, like, when
• 39:45
  you go to upload a story on Instagram, you can't
• 39:48
  move the photos very well. Try it sometime. Try
• 39:52
  it yourself. Put a little GIF or a little photo
• 39:55
  or whatever and try to make it bigger or move
• 39:57
  it to a very specific spot. It's so hard to do.
• 40:00
  And I truly think that they're doing that just
• 40:02
  because they want us to get so used to like talk
• 40:05
  to text or have it talk to you or whatever so
• 40:08
  that we become illiterate and we can't like write
• 40:11
  anymore or whatever and we just talk to things
• 40:14
  and we just listen to things and I think they
• 40:16
  just want us to get used to that to where someday
• 40:18
  we just won't be texting anymore and that's a
• 40:21
  scary thought because why else why are the phones
• 40:23
  getting worse why else can we not I mean I just
• 40:26
  bought a new iphone and it still is the same
• 40:27
  way so like why I don't know. Yeah. No, I do
• 40:31
  remember us talking about that. And that's very,
• 40:33
  very true because I've noticed it. And I always
• 40:38
  thought it was like something wrong with my phone.
• 40:40
  I did too. That's why I got a new phone. Like
• 40:41
  literally that's why I got a new phone. Yeah.
• 40:43
  I remember telling you, I thought I had like
• 40:45
  fat fingers and I thought that I was like, why
• 40:48
  is this like, it just, I'm always, it doesn't
• 40:51
  matter. What I'm trying to type I always fuck
• 40:54
  it up Sometimes I'll hit something like a million
• 40:58
  times and it will never yeah It doesn't go and
• 41:00
  it's like we're to stall a word wrong and I'm
• 41:01
  like, I know I hit the right key I know I did
• 41:04
  but it doesn't do it always always something
• 41:07
  there's always something going on There is always
• 41:10
  something going on and I catch it and then people
• 41:12
  call me crazy for it and they label me So what
• 41:16
  is about like conspiracy theories that you find
• 41:19
  so interesting? I don't know. I've always been
• 41:22
  like into the mystery. I've always been like,
• 41:24
  I want to solve things. And like the first conspiracy
• 41:27
  I ever learned was Alex Jones, Bohemian Grove
• 41:30
  documentary. Cause like I was watching Rogan
• 41:33
  like when before Rogan, you know, before Rogan
• 41:37
  was Rogan. And he would just have Alex Jones,
• 41:40
  you know, and Eddie Bravo. Those were like his
• 41:42
  main guests that would like circle through all
• 41:44
  the time. And like, you know, Alex Jones talked
• 41:46
  about all these different conspiracies. have
• 41:49
  all come true, by the way. Almost all of them
• 41:51
  have come true. And the Bohemian Grove was a
• 41:54
  really crazy one with like the owl god and like
• 41:57
  the child like epitaph or whatever that was,
• 41:59
  the child sacrifice that was fake. I love how
• 42:03
  I'm saying allegedly fake about a child sacrifice.
• 42:05
  I hope it was fake. Yeah, I hope it was fake.
• 42:07
  I think they're claiming that. I hope they claim
• 42:09
  that it was fake. But what's crazy about that
• 42:11
  documentary is at the end, I looked it up and
• 42:14
  it was the head of the Republican party. I don't
• 42:18
  remember for sure what his position was, but
• 42:20
  he was head of the Republican party or something
• 42:24
  like that. And Alex Jones goes up to him and
• 42:27
  he was just like, hey, is it true that you guys
• 42:29
  worship an owl god? Because I snuck into the
• 42:32
  Bohemian Grove and I saw you guys doing that.
• 42:34
  And the guy, instead of denying it or saying
• 42:36
  that, no, that's not what it was, he goes, I
• 42:38
  disrespect you for that. And it's like, well,
• 42:42
  that's quite the response. If that's not an admission,
• 42:45
  I don't know what it is. Like, I don't respect
• 42:48
  you for that. You shouldn't have stuck in there.
• 42:49
  And it's like, well, wait a minute. Hey, we're
• 42:52
  supposed to be friends. What's going on here
• 42:56
  that you're just like, don't go in there. And
• 42:58
  so... He didn't say it wasn't true like he didn't
• 43:02
  deny it and I don't think anything happened to
• 43:05
  Alex like from that I don't think he got like
• 43:07
  I mean now he's getting sued by everybody, but
• 43:09
  he didn't make some Little bit of some fuck -ups
• 43:11
  there, but like yeah, you kind of fucked up a
• 43:13
  little bit there He I think I think there's a
• 43:15
  little bit of alcoholism that had to do with
• 43:17
  that Maybe maybe some adderall abuse, but I don't
• 43:20
  know I allegedly again I have no idea, but I
• 43:22
  do think he was having some alcohol problems,
• 43:23
  but yeah, I was just like that's a weird response
• 43:27
  instead of just like saying no it didn't happen
• 43:28
  and he didn't get sued for like defamation or
• 43:30
  anything just Just it went on and no one cared
• 43:33
  again. No one cared. They're just like whatever
• 43:35
  It's like one of those like nobody's gonna believe
• 43:37
  you dude, you know, it's so crazy I think sometimes
• 43:39
  they do things that are so crazy that they're
• 43:41
  like just do this wild thing and No, no, no one
• 43:44
  will care because no one will believe it Yeah,
• 43:46
  if you want so if we go into like the conspiracy
• 43:49
  theories about like Hollywood and stuff like
• 43:51
  that So once again with the whole movies deal,
• 43:54
  so have you ever seen the fourth kind? Right?
• 43:57
  Long time ago, yeah. So, yeah, for me, it was
• 44:00
  a long time ago, too. It was, I was at NAS Jax
• 44:04
  when I first saw it. And so after, I remember
• 44:09
  watching it and then going for a run. And in
• 44:12
  that thing, people are dreaming, or in that movie,
• 44:14
  people are dreaming about owls. And then it's
• 44:18
  determined later, spoiler alert, it's determined
• 44:20
  later that the owls were actually aliens. and
• 44:24
  if you look at an owl, I guess, and I kind of
• 44:26
  blur the image, it kind of looks like an alien,
• 44:28
  right? With the big eyes and yeah. Yeah, so now
• 44:31
  I'm just like, wait a minute, owl god. Yeah,
• 44:36
  because like, yeah, like why is it, of all things,
• 44:38
  why an owl? Like they're not even like, they're
• 44:40
  just like dumb animals or whatever. Like they
• 44:43
  are, they're like the dumbest birds. Someone
• 44:44
  was telling me that the other day. They're like
• 44:45
  one of the dumbest birds that exist and like
• 44:47
  one of the dumbest animals that exist. I heard
• 44:49
  somebody say that owls are like, like cats of
• 44:53
  the bird world. Interesting. For some reason,
• 44:56
  I'm like, Oh, okay. I could kind of see that.
• 44:59
  You have some mystery to them. Yeah, they're
• 45:00
  just kind of goofy and, you know, fluffy, I guess.
• 45:03
  They're the pandas of the... They're the pandas.
• 45:08
  Oh, love it. But yeah, now I'm just like, what
• 45:10
  if owl is just like a metaphor, you know, for
• 45:13
  aliens? It could be. It just goes back to the
• 45:16
  birds aren't real conspiracy. No, I'm kidding.
• 45:18
  I'm not there yet. I'm not to the birds aren't
• 45:21
  real yet. You're not going there. I might be
• 45:23
  very soon. No, I'm kidding. There's a dude. I
• 45:27
  love this guy. There's a guy like I think he's
• 45:29
  like Minuteman something on YouTube I think it's
• 45:33
  like Minuteman like and a few letter or a few
• 45:36
  numbers But uh, but he's phenomenal and what
• 45:39
  he does is he sort of like debunks all of those
• 45:42
  kind of weird things I don't want to watch him
• 45:45
  then I love that guy like because of it like
• 45:48
  because like so they had people like freaking
• 45:50
  out about this pyramid apparently they said it
• 45:53
  was like the biggest pyramid in the world and
• 45:54
  it's found in Antarctica and then he's like to
• 45:58
  sum it up he was like well if you zoom out and
• 46:01
  he like zoomed out and that pyramid was in like
• 46:05
  the middle of a mountain range and it's basically
• 46:07
  just a cap of a mountain and it was like okay
• 46:11
  yeah it's kind of like come on guys if you're
• 46:15
  gonna if you're gonna throw out real conspiracy
• 46:17
  we gotta do a little bit better than that You
• 46:19
  know what I mean? Have you ever found a conspiracy
• 46:21
  that you were like, Oh, this is, this is bullshit.
• 46:24
  Well, the birds one is one is probably bullshit,
• 46:28
  but I guess a conspiracy that definitely like
• 46:30
  the flat earth theory. Oh yeah. That one, that
• 46:33
  one's wild. It was same thing though, Antarctica.
• 46:35
  Cause I guess like to debunk the flat earth theory,
• 46:37
  what they were going to do is go up to Antarctica
• 46:39
  and it's either if the sun sets and rises. or
• 46:43
  if it doesn't set and rise there. I don't remember
• 46:45
  which of the two it was or which one it is, but
• 46:47
  one of the two happens and that means that the
• 46:50
  earth is round. And so they were going to take
• 46:52
  a whole bunch of people like up there and they
• 46:54
  might've actually done that. And then it didn't
• 46:57
  happen the way that needed to happen for the
• 46:59
  earth to be flat and they doubled down on it.
• 47:01
  And they're like, we know, well, we don't trust
• 47:04
  it. They've done something. They like doubled
• 47:06
  down on it. They fucked it up. Yeah. Like someone
• 47:09
  is just like, okay, you can't convince these
• 47:11
  people, but Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. On Netflix,
• 47:14
  they had that one where at the documentary about
• 47:17
  flat earthers and all that stuff. And then at
• 47:19
  the end, they fucked up their own thing and proved
• 47:22
  themselves wrong, like right there. And it was
• 47:25
  so cathartic just seeing like, you stupid bastards.
• 47:30
  You got to love the double down. It's just like
• 47:32
  still. No, no, still I believe it. It's like,
• 47:35
  I don't know. I just can't do it, man. I can't
• 47:38
  just fall into shit that easily. You know what
• 47:40
  I mean? Have you ever felt like you did like
• 47:42
  kind of like you were severely mistaken by something
• 47:46
  that you believed as far as a conspiracy goes?
• 47:49
  I just really do my deep dives and I don't come
• 47:53
  out and say that I believe something until there's
• 47:56
  a lot to go with it that would show that you
• 48:00
  know this isn't crazy thinking you know so I
• 48:03
  usually don't say anything to like Flat Earth,
• 48:06
  I never really talked about it or anything. I
• 48:07
  knew it existed and I looked into it, but then
• 48:09
  once I was just like, eh, this is dumb. Then
• 48:11
  I was like, don't believe it. So I can't think
• 48:13
  of one, but Flat Earth, I did go down, but not
• 48:15
  like publicly go down because I won't say something
• 48:19
  out loud unless I know for sure because then
• 48:22
  people are going to think I'm like. Really crazy.
• 48:24
  So yes, I've gone down every rabbit hole when
• 48:27
  a rabbit hole when it comes to I've gone down
• 48:31
  every rabbit hole when it comes to conspiracy
• 48:32
  theories But I don't like outwardly say anything
• 48:34
  until I'm like, okay, there's something something
• 48:37
  odd, you know, yeah something odd here Yeah,
• 48:40
  they um, I don't know if I have I don't know
• 48:43
  if I have any because I have like this thing
• 48:44
  in my head and I tell people even like even people
• 48:48
  I work with I'm just like question everything
• 48:51
  You know, and the reason why I say people I work
• 48:53
  with is because sometimes even when I'm training
• 48:57
  people who are just, you know, like, you know,
• 49:01
  like the new guys, when I'm even training those
• 49:03
  guys, sometimes I'm wrong. Sometimes even some
• 49:05
  of the things that I'm training them on, I'm
• 49:06
  like, oh, fuck, I made a mistake, my bad, I told
• 49:09
  you wrong. And so I tell them, I'm like, hey,
• 49:11
  question everything, you know, just everything.
• 49:14
  It's just a good practice to get into. And that's
• 49:17
  sort of like my mantra with these kind of things.
• 49:21
  But I want to believe them. I want to believe
• 49:25
  that aliens and cryptids and giants. And lizard
• 49:29
  people. And lizard people. I want to believe
• 49:31
  that we live in this fantasy world of just all
• 49:34
  of these things that were also in the land before
• 49:38
  time. Yeah. That's another one that dinosaurs
• 49:41
  never existed. Oh, yeah. There's a big conspiracy
• 49:44
  on that. And that one, I... don't think that's
• 49:49
  100 % wrong because it's just like, if you go
• 49:52
  to museums, they're very open about the fact
• 49:54
  that these are not bones, these are molds of
• 49:56
  bones. And we found, you know, of this giant
• 49:58
  T -Rex, this little cliffing of one, this little
• 50:02
  toe is actually the only thing that we found
• 50:03
  and we made the rest of it. And it's just like,
• 50:06
  why, if dinosaurs were truly that big and there
• 50:09
  was more water on the earth, you know, than there
• 50:12
  is now and... Why don't we just find bones everywhere?
• 50:16
  How come when I go dig in my backyard, I'm not
• 50:18
  gonna find a bone? Is there truly like wandering
• 50:20
  around? And so I don't think dinosaurs were ever
• 50:23
  existed. And if they did exist, I don't think
• 50:27
  they were what people say they were. Because
• 50:29
  then at one point they were like, well, they're
• 50:30
  technically a species of bird. And it's like,
• 50:33
  okay. That triceratops is a bird. Like, I don't
• 50:39
  know. Like, I don't know how they're related.
• 50:40
  And so like, I'm kind of calling bullshit. I
• 50:42
  got on a dinosaur thing. Another thing, too,
• 50:44
  that was really disappointing, when I joined
• 50:46
  the Navy, because I like thought like... You
• 50:48
  were in the Navy? I was in the Navy, yeah. Did
• 50:50
  we discuss that? I don't think so. I didn't know
• 50:52
  you were in the Navy. I was in the Navy Reserves.
• 50:54
  I don't know if that counts. In a way. You know,
• 50:58
  kind of. But yeah, I was in the Navy and like,
• 51:00
  I always thought like the military was like this
• 51:02
  mysterious thing and like, you know, I was so
• 51:05
  excited because I was going to get a TS Clarence,
• 51:07
  you know, top secret Clarence and... I'm going
• 51:10
  to see things. And then I joined and then like,
• 51:12
  my job was to sit in a room full of high ranking
• 51:14
  officers and go, next slide, sir. And they go,
• 51:18
  yes. And I go, that was my job. And occasionally
• 51:22
  they go, GM3, go fucking shred the papers. You're
• 51:25
  not even clicking this PowerPoint, right? And
• 51:29
  so it was just like, oh, you know. What was your
• 51:32
  rate? I was a GM, a gunner's mate. Oh, wow. Gunner's
• 51:36
  mate. Hell yeah. I was AZ. What's I don't know
• 51:40
  what an AZ is. Aviation. Oh, okay. You can tell
• 51:42
  I was reservist. I don't know any other rates.
• 51:45
  It's a aviation maintenance admin. Basically
• 51:48
  that was you know. Okay. Okay. Bookkeeper for
• 51:50
  aircraft. Kind of like a PS. Or Yeoman. Yeah.
• 51:55
  Yeah. Yeah. Kind of like a Yeoman. I think I
• 51:57
  went to school with YNs actually, but it's a
• 51:59
  but yeah, it was just basically for bookkeeper
• 52:03
  like, you know, logs and records just specifically
• 52:05
  for aircraft. You know, so like PS, I guess being
• 52:09
  like postal and, you know, Yeoman, whatever they
• 52:13
  do. Whatever the fuck they do. Whatever the fuck
• 52:15
  they're doing. They're supposed to do something,
• 52:16
  but instead, you know, you send an email and
• 52:18
  you don't hear back. Fucking Yeoman. But yeah,
• 52:22
  it's a, but yeah, no, I basically just did, did
• 52:26
  that just for aircrafts. You know what I mean?
• 52:28
  And I never saw a UFO, but. Yeah, there you go.
• 52:32
  So that's really interesting about the, about
• 52:34
  you like not. believe in the whole dinosaur thing.
• 52:38
  Because to me, I'm just like, I totally believe
• 52:41
  in dinosaurs, you know? What evidence? You can't
• 52:44
  find evidence for it. You can't go to a museum
• 52:46
  and be like, oh, see, dinosaurs. It's like, no,
• 52:49
  it's all a mold. All of it's fake. And they're
• 52:50
  like, well, this is what they did look like.
• 52:52
  And it's like, well, how do we know? So we only
• 52:54
  have these bones that a scientist has made a
• 52:56
  mold of that we don't even have the original
• 52:58
  bones. And like, how do we know they looked,
• 53:01
  how do we know their skin looked that way? There's
• 53:02
  no skin of dinosaurs that we can discover. I
• 53:06
  mean, why can't I just find bones anywhere? Why
• 53:09
  can't I go to a mountain somewhere that's not
• 53:14
  touched and find dinosaur bones? Is that in Utah?
• 53:17
  I think that they have a whole valley in Utah
• 53:19
  where they find just a ton of dinosaurs. Look
• 53:23
  into it. They don't. Did you ever see that one?
• 53:28
  I forget the name of it, but it's the most well
• 53:30
  -preserved dinosaur that's ever been - I think
• 53:31
  they staged it. You think they staged it? I literally
• 53:34
  think it. I think people started catching on.
• 53:36
  It's too well preserved. Right? It's too well
• 53:40
  done. I think it's staged. Interesting. Interesting.
• 53:44
  I don't know. I don't know. But why? What's the
• 53:48
  motive behind being like head dinosaurs or a
• 53:50
  thing? That's a good question. I don't know.
• 53:54
  I think maybe a scientist, there's a lot of times
• 53:56
  scientists, they want to discover something.
• 53:58
  They want to be... famous for something. I think
• 54:01
  a scientist was maybe on to something. I mean,
• 54:03
  literally, they thought they were connected to
• 54:05
  birds or whatever. I think a scientist thought
• 54:07
  he made this miraculous discovery. And then once
• 54:10
  you create this saying and you become famous
• 54:13
  for it, you can't wheel it back in. You can't
• 54:18
  go, oh, well, I was wrong. It was actually not.
• 54:20
  And so I think it was a little bit of that. That's
• 54:22
  what you get. You got to look into the interesting
• 54:24
  case of Brontosaurus. Because the brontosaurus
• 54:28
  apparently it was like the largest dinosaur that
• 54:31
  ever existed right and Apparently what they figured
• 54:34
  out that it was there was like two I guess like
• 54:38
  paleontologists who found like who were like
• 54:41
  basically on the race for finding the largest
• 54:43
  dinosaur ever and They literally found the bones
• 54:46
  of like two of the same exact dinosaur But one
• 54:50
  was like oh, yeah, this one is bigger and this
• 54:53
  is like a I call it the brontosaurus or whatever
• 54:56
  But it was actually something like an Allosaurus
• 54:58
  or something. And it was the same thing. It was
• 55:02
  a big dinosaur. But yeah, apparently it ended
• 55:08
  up being the same. But I could be wrong because
• 55:10
  I only... I think they both made it up. And then
• 55:13
  it was like, whoopsie, someone discovered that
• 55:15
  they made it the same way. I guess that's how
• 55:17
  I think. I think they wanted to up all the other
• 55:20
  scientists and that's what they did. Interesting.
• 55:23
  Have you ever heard the thing about... What do
• 55:25
  you call it? In, what is it, Wyoming? People
• 55:30
  are saying it's a tree stump, but it's like a
• 55:33
  natural formation. It's like the devil's rock
• 55:37
  or something like that in Wyoming. I've been
• 55:39
  to Wyoming a lot. I've never heard of that. I
• 55:41
  know there's like a devil's circle. That's in
• 55:43
  North Carolina. There's a devil's circle in North
• 55:45
  Carolina where everything, there's nothing that
• 55:47
  grows in it. Like everything dies in it. Like
• 55:49
  there's no grass, plants can't grow or whatever.
• 55:52
  And people like the... I guess the rumor is that
• 55:56
  like if you, like people have camped out there
• 55:58
  and if you put like something in the middle of
• 56:00
  it, they'll wake up and it'll be outside of it
• 56:02
  or whatever, but it's not the same thing. That's
• 56:04
  it right there. Interesting. Yeah, they call
• 56:07
  it the Devil's Tower or something like that.
• 56:09
  Like the Devil's Tower, the Devil's Rock or something.
• 56:13
  The Devil's Tower National Monument, and that's
• 56:14
  in Wyoming, right? And they have some people
• 56:17
  that believe that that's not a... There's some
• 56:21
  people that believe that this is actually not
• 56:23
  a rock formation. It's actually a tree a petrified
• 56:26
  tree interesting that was around like Many many
• 56:29
  years ago that kind of thing and I was just like,
• 56:32
  I don't know if you had a stance on that You
• 56:34
  know, there's a there's a conspiracy and I don't
• 56:36
  I have no idea where I haven't looked down I
• 56:38
  haven't gotten down this rabbit hole but like
• 56:40
  that Giants existed so it could be something
• 56:42
  like that Have you heard of that where people
• 56:44
  are like there were giant humans or whatever?
• 56:45
  There's Giants and some people go as far as saying
• 56:48
  like I could have been a descendant of Bigfoot
• 56:50
  or whatever. That I haven't gone down. That I
• 56:53
  don't really have any information on it, but
• 56:56
  you know, could be, you know, giant trees and
• 56:58
  giant people, you know, whatever. I can't do
• 57:00
  the giant thing. I don't know what the fuck it
• 57:02
  is. I'm like, dude, it's weird. You can't, I
• 57:04
  don't know. I'm like, okay, I can't do that one.
• 57:06
  Like Bigfoot, like there are people out there
• 57:08
  who legitimately believe in Bigfoot and they
• 57:11
  have a guy online. He, you know, he shows his
• 57:14
  Bigfoot. Cadaver I guess that he has or you know,
• 57:19
  it's big for corpse and he shows it off all the
• 57:20
  time To me. I'm like, this is fucking stupid.
• 57:23
  I just I just can't get into it I'm like, I don't
• 57:26
  believe in Bigfoot and I love Harry and the Hendersons.
• 57:28
  I don't know if you ever seen that movie, but
• 57:30
  Well, there is a there is something that they
• 57:32
  think could be Bigfoot But it's not Bigfoot is
• 57:35
  there are giant sloths and they know that they
• 57:37
  exist but they cannot find them because they're
• 57:39
  very very rare and like There's somewhere like
• 57:42
  near the Amazon or something like that They're
• 57:44
  not in the United States, but like the villages
• 57:47
  like all like talk about like we've seen them
• 57:49
  like and and it's very much like they they could
• 57:52
  exist and people have said that could Potentially
• 57:56
  be bigfoot like the giant sloths or whatever
• 57:58
  and they and it's not one of those things where
• 58:00
  it's a conspiracy They just say we don't know
• 58:02
  but it very well could Exist and some people
• 58:05
  have said that could be bigfoot. So I heard that
• 58:08
  giant sloths. They went extinct in them Yeah,
• 58:12
  and some people are saying that there's still
• 58:13
  some left. It's just no one's found them. But
• 58:16
  like, it's because they're going to these villages
• 58:18
  where it's like, they have nothing to gain. They
• 58:20
  have nothing to lose from the, or anything. And
• 58:22
  they're like, oh yeah, the giant, and they talk
• 58:23
  about it casually. Like, yeah, we saw a giant
• 58:25
  sloth and it's like, they don't know what conspiracy
• 58:27
  theories are. They're not like online and all
• 58:29
  that stuff. And so why would they lie about that?
• 58:32
  They're not trying to get famous. They're not
• 58:33
  trying to do anything. They're just people living
• 58:35
  and they're like, oh, giant sloth. And so. Hey,
• 58:37
  there's, there's actually something like that
• 58:40
  in the Congo. Apparently they have a dinosaur
• 58:44
  in the Congo. No, no, no, no. I wish I could
• 58:50
  have zoomed in. No, I know. Yeah, they got a
• 58:53
  dinosaur in the Congo. I'm just letting you know.
• 58:55
  So if you don't believe, it's there. Yeah, you
• 58:58
  know, with the aliens, you know, getting killed,
• 59:00
  yeah. Yeah, and Bigfoot. They're just like smoking
• 59:02
  cigarettes. They're all in the Denver airport.
• 59:05
  Yeah. You know, with all the satanic shit in
• 59:08
  the Denver airport. You need to do that. You
• 59:10
  need to go to the Denver airport and just hang
• 59:12
  out for a day. Look up all the, like, conspiracy
• 59:14
  points and all the alien points and all the Satan
• 59:17
  worship points. It's so weird. You can go check
• 59:19
  out all the Satan worship at the Denver airport
• 59:21
  next time you're on vacation, but, you know,
• 59:23
  look them up. It's just, like, weird. Go to the
• 59:25
  devil horse or whatever with the eyes and...
• 59:27
  Yeah, the freaking FBI's gonna knock on my door
• 59:30
  and be like... You're looking too deep. Yeah,
• 59:33
  what are you doing? I'm sitting here encouraging
• 59:35
  Satan worship. Yeah. Yeah. And dinosaurs don't
• 59:39
  exist. But you can go check out Satan at Denver
• 59:42
  Airport now. Oh my gosh. I, you know, I don't
• 59:46
  know. It's like, but this is, this is the fun
• 59:47
  about this stuff. Like, you know, what you believe
• 59:50
  or don't believe or what do you agree upon or
• 59:51
  don't agree upon? It's like, it's, it's so hard
• 59:54
  because I'm also one of those people. It's kind
• 59:56
  of like, I just, I'm one of those like see it
• 59:58
  to believe it kind of people like. I do. And
• 1:00:01
  I want it, I want it, you know? But it's, at
• 1:00:04
  the same time, it's just like, I haven't seen
• 1:00:06
  anything, you know? I'm like, why is, there's
• 1:00:09
  never any pictures of like, of actual pictures
• 1:00:13
  of Bigfoot, and it's like, okay, cool, if giants
• 1:00:16
  exist, like the, what is it, the Kandahar giant
• 1:00:19
  or something, have you ever heard about that?
• 1:00:22
  There was a giant that killed, I guess, like
• 1:00:27
  an army. like a team of army people. Oh, okay.
• 1:00:30
  I think I heard Rogan talk about this. Maybe.
• 1:00:33
  I could be wrong. Yeah, I think so. With another
• 1:00:35
  guy. Yeah. And I forget that guy's name too.
• 1:00:37
  I love how like I'm just citing all this shit
• 1:00:38
  and I don't know where I'm saying it from. Yeah,
• 1:00:39
  I was in here like, yeah, I remember hearing
• 1:00:41
  that. Have you seen this this one time? It's
• 1:00:43
  like, yeah, I saw this this one time. I also
• 1:00:45
  saw this, but I don't know who said it. This
• 1:00:46
  is how conspiracies start is someone's like,
• 1:00:47
  oh yeah, you know, and then they believe it.
• 1:00:49
  Well, that's really, that's a good observation
• 1:00:52
  because yeah, it is. It's very grapevine. You
• 1:00:54
  know, it's just like, dude, I saw this one thing
• 1:00:57
  and that person saw another thing. And it's just
• 1:00:59
  like, it just goes, but, but yeah, the can of
• 1:01:01
  hard giant apparently like killed, um, like a
• 1:01:04
  team of, uh, army soldiers and, um, and then
• 1:01:08
  they had to send in another team to go find that
• 1:01:11
  team. And then they saw the giant eating a soldier,
• 1:01:14
  like kind of like Odyssey style. And so they
• 1:01:17
  took out the giant and then they brought the
• 1:01:21
  giant somewhere. That's the end of it. Apparently,
• 1:01:25
  I guess. I don't know where's the destination
• 1:01:27
  for the giant after that, but they killed the
• 1:01:30
  giant. Beneath the Denver Airport. Beneath the
• 1:01:32
  Denver Airport, yeah. It's the only place you
• 1:01:33
  can get a flight. Yeah, right. Underneath the
• 1:01:36
  Denver Airport. That's why I do all my comedy
• 1:01:38
  conspiracy series stuff, because I'm so interested
• 1:01:41
  in it. Like, Rachel McFelon, shout out, my girl.
• 1:01:46
  She was telling me, because I was going over,
• 1:01:49
  because I was so new to comedy. I was new to
• 1:01:51
  comedy. I'd only done one set and that was on
• 1:01:53
  Kill Tony. And like, I was like going over these
• 1:01:55
  bits with her and I was like, are these stupid?
• 1:01:57
  Like, will anyone even like them? And they were
• 1:01:59
  like Hunter Biden bits or whatever. And she was
• 1:02:00
  like, who cares? If you like it, do it. You can
• 1:02:04
  create something out of anything you like. And
• 1:02:06
  she was like, it'll be really, it'll be you.
• 1:02:09
  She said, don't create bits that are not you.
• 1:02:11
  If you like conspiracy theories, do your comedy
• 1:02:14
  about conspiracies. And I was like, okay. And
• 1:02:15
  she said, who cares if people don't like it?
• 1:02:18
  It's not really, you know, if people like conspiracies,
• 1:02:20
  they'll like you. If they don't like it, they're
• 1:02:23
  probably not going to like you anyways, if that's
• 1:02:25
  your personality. And so that was like a really
• 1:02:26
  good piece of advice, but she was like, don't,
• 1:02:28
  you know, be yourself. And if you like conspiracies,
• 1:02:31
  then do your bits about it. And who cares if
• 1:02:33
  people don't like them. Right. Yeah. And I never
• 1:02:37
  remember us touching base on that too. It's just,
• 1:02:39
  it's that authenticity that you can't, you know,
• 1:02:42
  you can't beat. It doesn't, like I said, it doesn't
• 1:02:44
  matter if who or what believes you, you know,
• 1:02:47
  if it's just you, if it's just the way you are
• 1:02:49
  and your belief and, you know, it's like, fuck
• 1:02:52
  it, you know, show people, you know, change people's
• 1:02:55
  minds or just, you know, enlighten people to
• 1:02:58
  something new, you know, and that's what I love
• 1:03:01
  so much about standup is like sometimes, you
• 1:03:03
  know, somebody will say something completely
• 1:03:05
  fucking ridiculous that I don't believe in. But
• 1:03:07
  I'd be like, okay, all right, that was kind of
• 1:03:08
  funny though. It's funny or it gives you a new
• 1:03:10
  perspective. It's like, it is funny. It gives
• 1:03:12
  you like a lighthearted perspective on something
• 1:03:13
  that's terrible. And it's like, okay, I can't
• 1:03:16
  lie about this. This is ridiculous. You're right.
• 1:03:18
  You're right. Not that big of a deal. This is
• 1:03:20
  ridiculous. Building seven should have gone down.
• 1:03:24
  Building seven wasn't really that popular anyway.
• 1:03:27
  It's like, but yeah, it's like, sometimes people,
• 1:03:31
  that they'll just have that unique and awesome
• 1:03:34
  perspective that will just give you you know,
• 1:03:36
  just a laugh, you know? So, it's like, yeah,
• 1:03:38
  fuck it. You know, you believe in dinosaurs or
• 1:03:40
  don't, it's still hilarious. You'd be like, I
• 1:03:43
  got a bone to pick with that, you know? Right,
• 1:03:45
  go up there. No, and it helps you remember your
• 1:03:47
  bits too, because if you're writing something
• 1:03:49
  that, like, you're not interested in, there's
• 1:03:51
  a big chance you're going to go up there and
• 1:03:53
  forget it. But, like, when I do my conspiracy
• 1:03:54
  stuff, even if I don't have the punchline, like,
• 1:03:57
  solid, even if I don't completely remember how
• 1:04:00
  I wanted to structure that, I can just go up
• 1:04:02
  there and talk and talk and talk about it to
• 1:04:04
  the point where I'll eventually get to something
• 1:04:06
  funny or just try to be bubbly about it or be
• 1:04:09
  weird or have people just be like, oh my God,
• 1:04:11
  she's so crazy, you know, going up there and
• 1:04:13
  talking about it. And so that's something I learned
• 1:04:16
  too, was if you do something you're interested
• 1:04:18
  in and you can just talk and talk up talk about
• 1:04:20
  it, that really helps your set versus like writing
• 1:04:23
  something that really wasn't for you or something
• 1:04:25
  you weren't interested in. You know, it just
• 1:04:27
  works out better. Yeah, I, uh, I, you know, I
• 1:04:30
  know I've said this on here before, but I have
• 1:04:32
  made, you know, the, I guess the rookie mistake
• 1:04:35
  or, you know, just, I guess, like the, the, the
• 1:04:38
  path of learning, um, of just kind of making
• 1:04:42
  shit up, you know, just making up a street joke,
• 1:04:45
  like, and in saying it, you know, and it's like,
• 1:04:50
  the thing about it is it's not authentic and
• 1:04:52
  it's so surface level that you almost deter people
• 1:04:56
  from even paying attention to you, you know,
• 1:04:59
  by saying something like that. But when you go
• 1:05:00
  like, oh yeah, you know, my mom used to do this
• 1:05:03
  when I was younger and, you know, then people
• 1:05:05
  were like, oh shit, yeah, my mom used to do that
• 1:05:07
  too. You know, and it doesn't matter if they've
• 1:05:09
  seen something like that a million times. It's
• 1:05:11
  just the fact that you're talking about your
• 1:05:13
  personal experience. And people relate. And people
• 1:05:16
  relate. You know, so authenticity is like, I
• 1:05:19
  think that if I ever had a moment to be like,
• 1:05:21
  what is the biggest thing that I've learned about
• 1:05:24
  stand -up comedy, especially from doing this
• 1:05:25
  show, it would be, be authentic. Just be real,
• 1:05:30
  reach in yourself and show a different perspective,
• 1:05:32
  you know, because that's so incredibly important.
• 1:05:35
  Well, it'll make you talk naturally too. Like
• 1:05:36
  if you do something that's not really authentic,
• 1:05:39
  you're just, this is fake. That was part of my,
• 1:05:43
  the good side and the bad side of my whole. I'm
• 1:05:48
  about to talk about how I don't know how to talk
• 1:05:50
  into a microphone and I hit the microphone as
• 1:05:51
  I do it. That is so funny. There we go. But the
• 1:05:55
  whole kill Tony thing, that was my biggest thing
• 1:05:58
  was my set was horrific. It was terrible and
• 1:06:01
  part of it was it wasn't authentic. I felt like
• 1:06:04
  I had to talk about why I chose that stage name
• 1:06:07
  and I really had to put a whole bit around that.
• 1:06:11
  And like I went through it really fast because
• 1:06:13
  I had watched like, you know, Tony do his, you
• 1:06:15
  know, Comedy Central roast. And he's just like,
• 1:06:17
  da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. And that's his
• 1:06:19
  style. And he's really good at it. Not my style.
• 1:06:22
  It never will be. And so, and I'll never be as
• 1:06:24
  good as him, but I guess that's why my interview
• 1:06:27
  was so good was because it was authentic. It
• 1:06:29
  was me now just being myself and just, you know,
• 1:06:32
  I wasn't even trying to be funny. I was just,
• 1:06:34
  I was just being me, you know, just saying silly
• 1:06:36
  things. Whereas my, my bit that I did. It was
• 1:06:40
  bad because it wasn't me. It was just me trying
• 1:06:43
  to mimic what another comic has done. And that's
• 1:06:48
  why it wasn't good. Yeah. And I think we all
• 1:06:50
  kind of go through that when we're writing. The
• 1:06:52
  other thing is learning exactly what that means.
• 1:06:54
  Because when I was first starting off, I kind
• 1:06:57
  of heard something similar about the whole being
• 1:06:59
  authentic thing. And I just really didn't understand
• 1:07:04
  what that meant. But that's the beauty of an
• 1:07:08
  art. Um, it's kind of like picking up a guitar,
• 1:07:12
  you know, like you just, you don't know what
• 1:07:14
  you don't know. You have to learn it. You got
• 1:07:16
  to make mistakes. You got to keep fucking up.
• 1:07:18
  It's the whole reason to get out and do open
• 1:07:20
  mics. That's why you go to that silent open mic
• 1:07:22
  and tell a joke and hear crickets. And it's like,
• 1:07:26
  moving on. That's a good thing about me not being
• 1:07:28
  socially aware is I, I don't know. I bombed until
• 1:07:31
  I listened back to it. I'm like, Oh, no. Oh,
• 1:07:35
  wow. That was real bad. Oh, shit. Oh, that was
• 1:07:37
  real bad. I thought for sure they laughed, but
• 1:07:40
  it was in my head. Oh, no. Like, Drew Nickens.
• 1:07:44
  I did a show. Shout out, Drew Nickens. Love you,
• 1:07:46
  dude. Yeah, I love you. My first ever spot was
• 1:07:52
  actually for Drew because he's just a really
• 1:07:55
  nice guy. And he was like, I'll give you five.
• 1:07:57
  And all he had seen was that terrible. kill Tony
• 1:08:00
  minute and I was like oh my god he's giving me
• 1:08:02
  five after seeing it wasn't even a minute I lasted
• 1:08:04
  30 seconds of what should have been a minute
• 1:08:07
  but it was probably a minute worth of material
• 1:08:09
  but I was like 30 seconds you know I'm gonna
• 1:08:16
  stop it and then Tony didn't stop it looks a
• 1:08:19
  red band and then he waits for red band to hit
• 1:08:22
  it and I'm just sitting up there you know chilling
• 1:08:24
  like are we really gonna drag this out and then
• 1:08:26
  red band hits it and Tony's like And that was
• 1:08:29
  time. And it's like, oh my God. But going back
• 1:08:31
  to Jernick and Zo, he gave me my first spot based
• 1:08:35
  off of that terrible minute. And so, what was
• 1:08:39
  I even going with that? What were we talking
• 1:08:41
  about? I don't even fucking remember what we
• 1:08:43
  were talking about. We were talking about the
• 1:08:46
  - I'm so stupid. No, you're not. But we've been
• 1:08:49
  cycling through subjects like quick or like,
• 1:08:51
  this whole thing has been about conspiracy theories.
• 1:08:54
  I know. I'm looking like a psycho. Excuse me,
• 1:08:57
  but uh, we were worried now my little cycle I
• 1:09:01
  wipe clean we were talking about um Going up
• 1:09:04
  there going up and kill Tony you doing your minute
• 1:09:07
  and then you having the the meow and then you
• 1:09:11
  doing the meow thing and I was talking about
• 1:09:13
  how I bombed that minute so bad. So like Drew,
• 1:09:16
  he gave me my first spot ever. Again, shout out
• 1:09:19
  Drew. Thank you. I'm sorry. Love you Drew. Love
• 1:09:21
  you Drew. Love you Drew times two. But yeah,
• 1:09:24
  and so like he gave me my first spot and I like
• 1:09:27
  bombed one set with him. The first time I did
• 1:09:29
  this spot for him, I did pretty well. But the
• 1:09:31
  second time I did this spot for him, it was so
• 1:09:35
  bad that I like apologized to him. I was just
• 1:09:37
  like, come on, man, I'm so sorry. But like all
• 1:09:40
  he said was, How long have you been doing this?
• 1:09:43
  And I was like a few months and he was like,
• 1:09:45
  that's about right. He did how you should do
• 1:09:48
  after a few months. You're not going to be perfect.
• 1:09:50
  And like, that was just like really cool because
• 1:09:52
  he's been doing it for years and that's why he's
• 1:09:54
  so good at it. But it was just really cool to
• 1:09:56
  get completely bombed at his show. It's not even
• 1:09:59
  my show. He's just being nice and giving me spots.
• 1:10:02
  And I bombed horribly at his show. And I mean,
• 1:10:04
  I'm talking, I bombed so bad that I wanted to
• 1:10:07
  end it on stage that like the hosts, like they're,
• 1:10:09
  you know, they're the host and I. was like, okay,
• 1:10:12
  now we're going to bring up Drew Nickens. And
• 1:10:14
  then like the host gets up there and was like,
• 1:10:16
  okay, now we're going to bring up Drew Nickens.
• 1:10:18
  And it was like really awkward. Like I guess
• 1:10:20
  completely destroyed his show. And I was at a
• 1:10:23
  comedy festival too. That made it even worse.
• 1:10:24
  This was at a comedy festival. This wasn't even
• 1:10:26
  like a regular show at a comedy festival. But
• 1:10:29
  yeah, afterwards I was just like, Drew, I am
• 1:10:31
  so sorry. And he was just like, eh, that happens.
• 1:10:34
  This is how it goes. And you know, he was like,
• 1:10:36
  you're new. You'll, you'll, you'll learn. And
• 1:10:39
  wasn't fazed by it. That's great. It sounds like,
• 1:10:41
  you know, he is a wonderful guy. I love Drew.
• 1:10:44
  I know, he's so sweet. Yeah, I love him very
• 1:10:46
  much. And I think that a lot of people need to,
• 1:10:50
  like, you know, just understand that he's just
• 1:10:53
  a good all -around person. Like, he's one of
• 1:10:55
  those, like, rare people that's just, like, really
• 1:10:57
  sweet, very inviting. And he's just, he cares
• 1:11:01
  because he's been there and he's done it, you
• 1:11:03
  know. And he's a really good dude. I love that
• 1:11:05
  guy. You know, so for him, like, to, you know,
• 1:11:08
  your story behind him, I was like, that just
• 1:11:11
  completely doesn't surprise me whatsoever because
• 1:11:14
  he just, when he was on this show, he was just
• 1:11:17
  equally as awesome. You know, just even ask me
• 1:11:20
  questions. Yeah, I know. He's just a good guy.
• 1:11:24
  Like, I don't deserve these spots that he's giving
• 1:11:25
  me. I truly don't. If any, you know, I guess
• 1:11:28
  I'm bringing the show down. No, I wouldn't say
• 1:11:30
  I'm bringing the show down, but like I'm just,
• 1:11:32
  I'm not Drew. And it'll be, if I ever become
• 1:11:35
  Drew, it'll be, you know, 10 years from now,
• 1:11:37
  I got to put in the work, you know. to become
• 1:11:39
  what he's become, just like how he has. And I'm
• 1:11:42
  glad that he recognizes that. I'm glad he doesn't
• 1:11:44
  discard me and be like, God, her set sucked.
• 1:11:46
  I mean, he didn't even do that based, because
• 1:11:49
  he gave me that spot based off of the horrible
• 1:11:50
  30 seconds I did on Kill Tony, because he knew
• 1:11:53
  that it was my first time going up there. And
• 1:11:55
  so he knew it was my first time ever doing comedy.
• 1:11:58
  And so he kind of gave me a little bit of grace
• 1:12:01
  with that. He knew that I was doing Ulf and Mike's.
• 1:12:02
  He knew that I was like sincerely trying and
• 1:12:04
  was like, you know what? We're gonna give you
• 1:12:07
  a shot. We're gonna give you a booking, you know,
• 1:12:08
  and like that was just really cool Yeah, that
• 1:12:11
  is really awesome, you know And you know, that's
• 1:12:13
  all it seems like you have like a really good
• 1:12:15
  support system in stand -up, which is wonderful
• 1:12:18
  You know because a lot of people I know a lot
• 1:12:20
  of open micers to then they go out and they're
• 1:12:22
  just they're literally by themselves, you know
• 1:12:25
  And they just they get up there they do it they
• 1:12:27
  get up there and they do it and then you see
• 1:12:28
  them sort of burn themselves out Yeah, cuz they
• 1:12:31
  do it so much and with no support system, you
• 1:12:35
  know? Yeah, I'm so lucky. Like it's wild that
• 1:12:38
  like, like in my support system isn't even like
• 1:12:41
  the normal open micers. Like I've got Troy Bond,
• 1:12:44
  you know, on my side. And so it's like scary
• 1:12:46
  that like my support system, you know, I've got
• 1:12:47
  Drew on my side. There's a lot of other chill
• 1:12:51
  Tony comics that have really blown up that like.
• 1:12:53
  I'm really good friends with and you know other
• 1:12:55
  comics that and I don't want to name drop some
• 1:12:58
  of them because they like to kind of keep things
• 1:12:59
  private but like there's been some other like
• 1:13:01
  I mean we're talking A -list comics who have
• 1:13:03
  like reached out to me and just been so kind
• 1:13:06
  because they just saw me like getting destroyed
• 1:13:07
  in the comics and or comment section and stuff
• 1:13:09
  and we're so kind and I I'm nobody you know and
• 1:13:13
  so I've had I've really lucked out that I've
• 1:13:16
  had this support system and it's like top of
• 1:13:18
  the line like comics that It's almost embarrassing
• 1:13:21
  for me to have them as a support system because
• 1:13:23
  I'm just like, you have nothing to gain from
• 1:13:25
  me. I'm like, thank you. In the open micers that
• 1:13:31
  I do open mics with, they've been really, really
• 1:13:33
  kind and some of them, most of them are a lot
• 1:13:36
  better than me and I can't discard them, but
• 1:13:40
  they've really helped me out a lot and given
• 1:13:44
  me advice and been like, this is what you need
• 1:13:47
  to do. And they were actually the ones who told
• 1:13:50
  me like, hey, just go up there. His name's Jordan.
• 1:13:53
  Shout out Jordan. Granger danger. I've done a
• 1:13:55
  lot of shout outs here. But he was the one who
• 1:13:57
  told me like, hey, you're lucky that you have
• 1:14:00
  a personality that you can just go up there and
• 1:14:02
  just be bubbly. So even if you don't have the
• 1:14:05
  punchline, even if you don't have some sharp
• 1:14:07
  joke. just go up there and just be bubbly, be
• 1:14:10
  happy, be smiley or whatever. And people are
• 1:14:13
  going to be on your side. They're going to root
• 1:14:15
  for you because no one likes to see someone crumble.
• 1:14:18
  It's uncomfortable to see the, and you feel bad
• 1:14:21
  for them when the person's just like, oh, I'm
• 1:14:23
  sorry, I'm sorry. This is rough. Feel bad. And
• 1:14:26
  he was just like, the one thing that you can
• 1:14:28
  do is you don't crumble. You go up there and
• 1:14:30
  you're bubbly and you smile and you power through
• 1:14:32
  it. And that's part of the, I have zero social
• 1:14:34
  awareness. There you go. There's my superpower
• 1:14:37
  is I have no social awareness. That is a superpower
• 1:14:41
  in this, you know, because I find myself like
• 1:14:43
  overanalyzing everything that I do on stage almost
• 1:14:46
  to a point of creating anxiety. You know, and
• 1:14:48
  I guess that would be simply put as stage fright.
• 1:14:52
  But it's also like kind of like. Well, there's
• 1:14:55
  some kind of variable that I'm missing here.
• 1:14:58
  Maybe I'm not prepared. Maybe I'm not able to
• 1:15:01
  read the crowd yet. Obviously, I haven't found
• 1:15:04
  my voice. Is there any kind of comedy milestone
• 1:15:08
  that you feel like you're trying to reach next?
• 1:15:11
  Not really. I'm just kind of... It's really hard
• 1:15:15
  because I've gotten, again, I've gotten really,
• 1:15:17
  really lucky with these comics that are above...
• 1:15:21
  my pay grade, I guess you'd call it, I guess
• 1:15:23
  so far above me. And right now I'm really just
• 1:15:25
  trying to like work out the open mics and just
• 1:15:28
  get pops at open mics and figure out what my
• 1:15:31
  jokes are. Because it's, that was another thing
• 1:15:34
  that was a little bit of an issue that I had
• 1:15:36
  was I started getting these bookings and I was
• 1:15:38
  like, I don't even have bits yet. And so I was
• 1:15:42
  doing the open mic stuff at booked shows that
• 1:15:45
  I was getting paid to do and that That's not
• 1:15:48
  good. Like you need to go work out your kinks
• 1:15:50
  like at an open mic and then Go do your bookings
• 1:15:53
  and I kind of had it done in reverse. So right
• 1:15:56
  now I'm really just trying to work things out
• 1:15:58
  and like I went to Nashville and I was like doing
• 1:16:01
  open mics there and like they were doing roast
• 1:16:04
  the host or whatever and I didn't know the host
• 1:16:06
  and I was like fuck what do I do and Everybody
• 1:16:09
  was doing jokes about him being Jewish. So I
• 1:16:11
  went up there and I was just like Micah, I don't
• 1:16:13
  know you but everybody says you're Jewish. I'm
• 1:16:16
  confused because you're definitely not one of
• 1:16:19
  God's chosen people, my man. Iggy's got the biggest
• 1:16:22
  pop and the biggest roar, and that felt good.
• 1:16:24
  That was the first pop I ever got at an open
• 1:16:26
  mic. And so now I can use that bit somehow. I
• 1:16:30
  don't know how I can use it, but that was a good
• 1:16:32
  line. I was like, perfect. I don't know what
• 1:16:35
  I can do with it, but in the future, maybe I
• 1:16:37
  can work that into something. And so that's kind
• 1:16:39
  of where I'm at. I'm doing these open mics, seeing
• 1:16:41
  what pops. what doesn't so that I can go to a
• 1:16:44
  book show. I can do a show and like not treat
• 1:16:47
  it like an open mic because it shouldn't be that
• 1:16:48
  way. Yeah. Yeah. You're that's another thing
• 1:16:52
  that I had to learn like kind of the hard way
• 1:16:54
  because I had this instant gratification deal
• 1:16:59
  in my head where I just looked like, no, I just
• 1:17:01
  want to get up. I just want to start doing shows.
• 1:17:03
  You know, I just want to start doing shows. And
• 1:17:06
  and I would get up one. Stage and of the shows
• 1:17:10
  that I would be on I'd be the only comic who
• 1:17:12
  would bomb You know and that's tough feeling
• 1:17:15
  that's been me lately You know, yeah, it's a
• 1:17:18
  tough feeling but then you learn, you know, you're
• 1:17:20
  like, okay you learn to be like Respectful, you
• 1:17:24
  know of like of the booking, you know, you learn
• 1:17:27
  to be like prepared and ready and what that takes
• 1:17:32
  is the open mics, you know, you got it you got
• 1:17:35
  to go to the open mic and you got a You know,
• 1:17:37
  deal with the silence. Because before Kill Tony,
• 1:17:39
  I had never been on a stage. The only time I
• 1:17:42
  had ever been on a stage was when I did a pageant
• 1:17:45
  when I was in high school. I was a senior, and
• 1:17:47
  even though I wear the bows and stuff, I am not
• 1:17:50
  pageant prepared. I can barely walk. When you
• 1:17:52
  watch me walk, I'm awkward when I walk. I fall
• 1:17:54
  all the fucking time. I'm weird when I talk.
• 1:17:57
  I'm not graceful. When they asked me the question,
• 1:18:01
  I think they asked you, or they asked me something
• 1:18:03
  about... tell us something inspirational about
• 1:18:06
  yourself or whatever. And everyone's telling
• 1:18:08
  these things about themselves. And I get up there
• 1:18:10
  and I'm like, well, I'm kind of toxic and I'm
• 1:18:12
  a lot of drama, but people still like me. And
• 1:18:14
  that's not a pagging answer. And so like, kind
• 1:18:17
  of funny though. So it was like, you know, I
• 1:18:19
  kind of learned that, you know, I gotta work
• 1:18:22
  on my stage presence. I gotta figure out what
• 1:18:26
  I'm doing up there because I mean, I didn't even
• 1:18:29
  know how to hold a microphone before Kill Tony.
• 1:18:31
  So if you go back and watch my episode, Tony
• 1:18:34
  is literally coaching me how to hold a microphone.
• 1:18:36
  Thank God, because usually he's just like, you
• 1:18:38
  fucking idiot, like you can't hold a microphone,
• 1:18:40
  blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he's like going
• 1:18:42
  off on them. But me, he was just like, bring
• 1:18:44
  the microphone up, bring the microphone up. He
• 1:18:46
  wasn't saying it, but like. he was subtly doing
• 1:18:48
  it because I didn't, I think he didn't want to
• 1:18:50
  embarrass me because he felt so bad for me because
• 1:18:51
  he knew, he knew that he was like, I don't know,
• 1:18:53
  what did we just get on the stage? Like this
• 1:18:55
  poor girl, like I can't even roast her because
• 1:18:57
  it's so sad. But yeah, the whole time he's sitting
• 1:18:59
  there coaching me and there's one really obvious
• 1:19:00
  one where you see him be like, it's okay. Like
• 1:19:03
  he literally says, it's okay. It goes like that
• 1:19:05
  because I apologize. I was like, I'm so sorry.
• 1:19:07
  Like in the thing and like, he was just like
• 1:19:10
  babying me while I was up there. Cause he was
• 1:19:11
  like this poor. little thing that got up here.
• 1:19:15
  He's good at that kind of stuff. He's good at
• 1:19:17
  reading the things within some people. People
• 1:19:22
  don't really give him credit for that at all
• 1:19:24
  about how well he is at doing that. You could
• 1:19:28
  see the reason why he treats some people differently
• 1:19:31
  and then other people. If he hates somebody,
• 1:19:35
  there's probably something up with that dude
• 1:19:36
  that you're not seeing or that person that you're
• 1:19:39
  not seeing. But for people, like, I guess who
• 1:19:44
  it is, like, it might be their first time or
• 1:19:46
  something like that, like, he can read you very
• 1:19:49
  well, and he's able to, like, you know, somewhat
• 1:19:51
  soften the blows a little bit, you know? But
• 1:19:54
  I've heard that about him. I heard that he's
• 1:19:56
  just, he's actually a really nice guy and that
• 1:19:59
  people don't, you know, like, that this is a
• 1:20:00
  character that he's doing and stuff. And I get
• 1:20:03
  it, you know, I totally respect it. Did you feel
• 1:20:05
  like, that you sort of, like, felt that, like,
• 1:20:07
  on stage, like, with the way that he, like, the
• 1:20:10
  welcoming presence that he gave you? Yeah, like
• 1:20:12
  he was so nice. And that's why my interview went
• 1:20:15
  well, I think, because you know, when you go
• 1:20:16
  out there, you don't talk to anyone beforehand.
• 1:20:19
  You just go out there and do your bits. And that's
• 1:20:20
  really nerve wracking. Like I completely blacked
• 1:20:22
  out. Like I literally don't remember my 30 seconds
• 1:20:25
  of that bit. But like, that's why my interview
• 1:20:28
  was so comfortable was because he was, I mean,
• 1:20:30
  he got his roast in there because you got to
• 1:20:32
  do that. You know, part of what you signed up
• 1:20:34
  for, but like he was just really nice about it.
• 1:20:37
  And I think it's because he picked up, he knew
• 1:20:39
  that it was my first time and He knew that like
• 1:20:42
  I didn't know what I was doing and like he knew
• 1:20:44
  that I was trying and he knew that I wasn't egotistical
• 1:20:46
  and he knew that, you know, I'm just fairly an
• 1:20:49
  innocent person. Whereas, you know, when people
• 1:20:52
  who kind of come off like an asshole or they
• 1:20:55
  come off like they were really overly confident,
• 1:20:57
  he knew I wasn't confident. Like I kind of appeared
• 1:20:59
  confident when I did it, but he knew that like,
• 1:21:02
  that you really didn't know. Inside, I didn't
• 1:21:04
  know what I was doing and I really wasn't confident.
• 1:21:06
  And that's why he was just like, you're great.
• 1:21:08
  Like he said that I think twice, because at one
• 1:21:10
  point I was just like, I'm not going to have
• 1:21:12
  a job when this is over or something. He was
• 1:21:14
  just like, no, you're great. And I think another
• 1:21:16
  time I was like, this is so bad. And he was like,
• 1:21:18
  no, no, you're so likable. And he was like really
• 1:21:20
  nice. And I don't even think when I said, I'm
• 1:21:22
  so bad at this or something, I don't even think
• 1:21:25
  I had a microphone up to my face then. And I
• 1:21:26
  don't think anybody heard it. And that's when
• 1:21:28
  he went, you're so likable. Because like he felt
• 1:21:32
  a type of way. You know, I don't think he wanted
• 1:21:34
  to see me go down. Don't kick someone while they're
• 1:21:37
  already down kind of thing. And then he gave
• 1:21:39
  me a big joke book and like, I was so happy.
• 1:21:42
  Like you watched me, I look like a dork then
• 1:21:43
  too, because I didn't think I was gonna catch
• 1:21:45
  the thing. And I was like, oh no, don't throw
• 1:21:46
  it. I think I even said that too. I was like,
• 1:21:48
  oh no, oh no. Don't even give it to me. Don't
• 1:21:50
  even give it to me. And I caught it. Because
• 1:21:51
  I was like, I'm going to drop this fucking thing.
• 1:21:53
  Because I didn't know how to put the mic back
• 1:21:55
  in the stand. I didn't even know how to get the
• 1:21:57
  mic out of the stand. You just put it on the
• 1:21:59
  ground and walk off. Just drop it. That's what
• 1:22:02
  I should have did. I should have held it and
• 1:22:03
  just dropped it. Caught the joke book and then
• 1:22:08
  just make it a disaster. Right. I've done that
• 1:22:11
  before with a mic though. Not dropped it on purpose
• 1:22:13
  but like. I couldn't get it out of the mic stand,
• 1:22:16
  and I'm yanking on the thing, and I threw that
• 1:22:20
  mic stand. I was embarrassed. I was like, oh,
• 1:22:24
  threw it into the speakers, and I went, and that's
• 1:22:26
  my time, everybody. That's all I did. I didn't
• 1:22:30
  mean to, I just threw the mic stand, but it was
• 1:22:33
  stuck in there, and I couldn't get it out, and
• 1:22:35
  they were like, oh my god. This microphone mishap.
• 1:22:39
  What is she doing here? Like stop. I think everybody
• 1:22:43
  has, everybody has something, you know, like
• 1:22:46
  with that, like it was just microphone etiquette.
• 1:22:48
  There's like a whole, there's a whole thing,
• 1:22:50
  you know, like where people, like, you know,
• 1:22:52
  just the way that people hold the mics. I've
• 1:22:54
  seen some comics like, you know, who don't even
• 1:22:57
  hold it up at all to their mouth whatsoever.
• 1:23:00
  And to me, it's just, the only reason why it
• 1:23:02
  bugs me is because I really can't hear you, dude.
• 1:23:04
  Like, I really can't fucking hear you. I'm so
• 1:23:06
  fucking loud that I can, I can hold the mic down
• 1:23:08
  here. I can not even have a mic and I can, I
• 1:23:11
  can scream and people are going to hear me. But
• 1:23:12
  I don't think Mike Etiquette is throwing the
• 1:23:14
  mic across the stage though. I think that was
• 1:23:16
  one I probably shouldn't have did totally on
• 1:23:19
  Ag. I was so embarrassed, but. It's all good.
• 1:23:22
  What do you do? Yeah. I mean, if you look at
• 1:23:24
  like, I usually walk up to the mics and when
• 1:23:26
  I walk up to them, I see like. I'll just look
• 1:23:29
  at like the bulb or whatever you call it and
• 1:23:31
  you'll see how bent up all of them are. Yeah,
• 1:23:33
  because people drop them or whatever during their
• 1:23:35
  bit. They like do, you know, something with it.
• 1:23:38
  One time I had a mic go out. This was actually
• 1:23:40
  my first ever book show and it was it was Drew's
• 1:23:43
  show. My mic went out like completely and I was
• 1:23:46
  mortified because I have my first book show.
• 1:23:49
  I definitely have never had a mic go out on me.
• 1:23:52
  I've just never been in that situation. And so
• 1:23:54
  my mic goes out. Thank God I do conspiracy theory
• 1:23:57
  bits and I was doing a Hunter Biden bit at the
• 1:23:59
  time because my mic went out and I went... Oh
• 1:24:02
  my God, they're here. The FBI is here. They're
• 1:24:04
  trying to shut me up. And my students were there
• 1:24:06
  like sitting in the crowd. And I was just like,
• 1:24:08
  I tell my students all the time, I'm not suicidal.
• 1:24:10
  And so if I'm found in a bathtub after this,
• 1:24:13
  and I just kept playing it up, like the FBI is
• 1:24:15
  here, the CIA, you know, Cash Patel, he's here
• 1:24:18
  shutting my mic off. You know, I told you guys
• 1:24:20
  this is true. And then they, you know, gave me
• 1:24:22
  my mic back and I was able to continue on. I
• 1:24:24
  didn't recover the best that I wish I would have,
• 1:24:27
  but. You know, you learn over time. You learn
• 1:24:30
  over time. That's it. Well, we're getting ready
• 1:24:33
  to wrap this up. I was just wondering if you
• 1:24:35
  wanted to put out anything. Of course, this is
• 1:24:37
  your camera, you know. If there's anything you
• 1:24:40
  want to say. So I do a lot of spots in Indiana.
• 1:24:43
  You'll see me all over Indiana. They just kind
• 1:24:45
  of pop up. And yeah, I guess when Drew is in
• 1:24:49
  the Midwest, I... always do a spot for him. So
• 1:24:52
  if you see him at a show, you might see me. I'm
• 1:24:55
  hoping to do, you know, spots for Troy if he's
• 1:24:58
  around. So that's it. I don't really have like
• 1:25:01
  any shows like planned or anything. I just pop
• 1:25:03
  up when people ask me. If you want to find me
• 1:25:05
  on Instagram, it's DrRabbitVilles. There's a
• 1:25:09
  dot in between. So Dr .RabbitVilles. Metta won't
• 1:25:13
  let me change that. I kind of want to take the
• 1:25:16
  Villes off of it, but they won't let me change
• 1:25:17
  it. So it's because I sued them, I think. You
• 1:25:20
  sued them? Yeah, I sued Metta and I won. You
• 1:25:24
  won? Yeah, I sued Metta and I won. I didn't know
• 1:25:26
  that. Yeah, so I, so someone hacked my Facebook
• 1:25:30
  account. So I don't use Facebook. Someone hacked
• 1:25:33
  my Facebook account and it was just like, you
• 1:25:35
  know, someone from fucking Bangladesh or, you
• 1:25:37
  know, whatever. And they were scamming people
• 1:25:39
  for money and they were posting these things
• 1:25:41
  and they were like, my uncle is going to a nursing
• 1:25:44
  home and he's, you know, my uncle actually died
• 1:25:47
  in these posts and then rose again. It was really
• 1:25:49
  amazing. Oh, you got me for a second. No, no,
• 1:25:52
  he didn't actually die. No, my uncle didn't actually
• 1:25:53
  die. No. But yeah, so some dude from like Bangladesh
• 1:25:57
  or, you know, whatever Nigeria fucking gets on
• 1:26:01
  there and they hack my account or whatever. And
• 1:26:03
  it was a sob story about how my uncle was moving
• 1:26:05
  into a nursing home and I was selling all my
• 1:26:07
  belongings to, you know, pay for the nursing
• 1:26:10
  home. Then it was, oh, my uncle died and now
• 1:26:12
  we need to pay for the funeral. Then it was,
• 1:26:14
  oh, he's going to the nursing home again because
• 1:26:15
  he died and he came back or whatever. And so
• 1:26:18
  like, it didn't make sense. But what was really
• 1:26:20
  bad about it was people started showing up at
• 1:26:23
  my house because they doxed me. So like they
• 1:26:25
  were, people were like, yeah, they doxed me.
• 1:26:28
  So people were like, oh, I want to buy this washer.
• 1:26:30
  Oh, I want to buy this car. And I mean, we're
• 1:26:32
  talking expensive items, like cars, like, yeah,
• 1:26:37
  like washer and dryers, couches and all this
• 1:26:40
  stuff, like nice stuff. And I think they just
• 1:26:42
  got the photos like, you know, online or whatever.
• 1:26:44
  So people were showing up at my house. And so
• 1:26:46
  I'm contacting Meta being like, hey, random strangers
• 1:26:49
  are showing up at my house wanting to buy a car.
• 1:26:51
  I don't have the car and they're getting pissed
• 1:26:53
  at me. This has become a safety issue. It's all
• 1:26:55
  AI. I'm not talking to real humans. And so I
• 1:26:58
  went, you know what? I'm going to take them to
• 1:27:00
  small claims court. This isn't even a small claim
• 1:27:02
  situation, but I'm going to take them to small
• 1:27:04
  claims court. That'll force a human being to
• 1:27:06
  show up to court so that I can finally talk to
• 1:27:09
  them. So I did. I put in a small claims. I just
• 1:27:11
  made up a number and said that they owed me this.
• 1:27:13
  And so they had to send a lawyer and I pled my
• 1:27:15
  case and just said. Wow. I can't have people
• 1:27:19
  showing up at my house anymore. It's becoming
• 1:27:21
  bad, it's becoming dangerous. Like, stop it.
• 1:27:25
  I don't know how to make it stop, but you need
• 1:27:26
  to stop it. And so the meta came back and was
• 1:27:28
  just like, okay, we got your account back. And
• 1:27:31
  they gave me a little bit of a settlement along
• 1:27:34
  with it for my troubles. Well, that's good. Yeah,
• 1:27:36
  but in return, I can't change my name though.
• 1:27:38
  They told me I can't ever change my name on.
• 1:27:41
  Instagram or Facebook. Oh, oh wow. Yeah. Come
• 1:27:45
  on now. Yeah, I was like, we'll give you a settlement
• 1:27:47
  agreement, but you gotta, you can't change your
• 1:27:49
  name. And they said it was because like if someone
• 1:27:52
  hacks it, they could change my name or whatever
• 1:27:54
  and they would get flagged. I don't know. They
• 1:27:55
  had some weird reason for it, but. Fuck it. I
• 1:27:59
  mean, if I had something like that, I'd be like.
• 1:28:01
  All right, dude, I'm not changing my fucking
• 1:28:03
  name, no problem. Right. So that's something
• 1:28:07
  I have, you know, my little claim to fame there
• 1:28:09
  is, yeah, I sued Zuckerberg and I won and I didn't
• 1:28:12
  even have a lawyer. I guess went in there and
• 1:28:16
  it's not even that cool though, but you know.
• 1:28:18
  I mean, it is kind of cool, like, you know, just
• 1:28:20
  because people are always talking about going
• 1:28:22
  up against like massive corporations somehow
• 1:28:24
  and never being able to like figure out how to
• 1:28:27
  win. And so that's kind of cool that you Figure
• 1:28:31
  that out. You know how stupid you feel though,
• 1:28:33
  going in front of a judge, being like, I really
• 1:28:36
  want my Facebook account back. I really want
• 1:28:40
  my Facebook account back. They keep saying my
• 1:28:43
  uncle is going to a nursing home and that my
• 1:28:45
  uncle died. I don't even like my uncle. So this
• 1:28:48
  isn't even like a possibility. I just want the
• 1:28:51
  Facebook account back. Look at the lawyer, make
• 1:28:53
  it happen, you know? And like, I got it back
• 1:28:56
  and then... Well, they cashed you, you know,
• 1:28:58
  it was nice. A dinosaur has never existed. Quilty,
• 1:29:02
  get him out of here. He's a crazy person. Hey,
• 1:29:07
  you won now. It doesn't matter how crazy you
• 1:29:08
  are, but hey, thank you so much for coming on,
• 1:29:11
  Casey. I really appreciate it having you. Take
• 1:29:12
  two, it was good. Take two, that is good. I just
• 1:29:14
  like awkwardly did that. No, it is kind of weird
• 1:29:17
  like trying to like work around these little...
• 1:29:21
  I'm an awkward person. Is this what I do? Yeah.
• 1:29:23
  It's both of us kind of awkward in ways, but
• 1:29:26
  all right guys, that's going to be it. Thank
• 1:29:27
  you for tuning in and adios. That's a wrap.