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- 0:00Speaker 1: Because fuck you. That's why it is a founding member
- 0:02Speaker 1: of the Odd Pods Media Network. Hello and welcome to
- 0:38Speaker 1: this week's episode of b fy t W.
- 0:42Speaker 2: Something's weird, Yeah, something seems off something.
- 0:46Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know what it's like everywhere else
- 0:50Speaker 1: in the world, but on the East Coast it's kind
- 0:52Speaker 1: of getting dreary from the storms that we're down south.
- 0:54Speaker 2: A little rainy, little.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Rainy, little gross, little chili out now, you know, it's
- 0:59Speaker 1: October retard to cold weathers.
- 1:01Speaker 2: Yeah, people are getting sick, people.
- 1:03Speaker 1: Getting sick, people just getting sleepy tired. I mean, I'm
- 1:06Speaker 1: I'm all admitted right now now I'm still in my pajamas,
- 1:09Speaker 1: like I did not change up.
- 1:11Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, I'll admit.
- 1:13Speaker 1: It's been that kind of day where I'm like, yeah,
- 1:15Speaker 1: I want to get some stuff done, but at the
- 1:16Speaker 1: same time, I just want to lounge around, you know.
- 1:20Speaker 1: And we think that's what happened to Aaron.
- 1:23Speaker 2: We think so he might have got kidnapped.
- 1:27Speaker 1: Yeah, we we we don't know. We were supposed to
- 1:31Speaker 1: be recording at two o'clock. It is now currently two
- 1:35Speaker 1: twenty four, so twenty four minutes later sent him a
- 1:39Speaker 1: message five minutes after, like, hey, what's up. Nothing, So
- 1:42Speaker 1: there's a mystery going on right now. My assumption is
- 1:46Speaker 1: it's gross outside, it's cold outside. He's under some blankets,
- 1:50Speaker 1: warm and fellas sleep my head.
- 1:52Speaker 2: I'm thinking he got abducted and this is some taking shit,
- 1:56Speaker 2: and and Liam Nason's out there right now looking for them.
- 2:03Speaker 1: William is gonna come to us. Rewind this video, let's
- 2:07Speaker 1: separate this section.
- 2:08Speaker 2: They took my daughter, No, they didn't, they took.
- 2:12Speaker 1: Er and so Jesus, Aggie and I decided to swalk
- 2:20Speaker 1: a joint. We didn't.
- 2:23Speaker 3: I was, you know, same as always so so so
- 2:26Speaker 3: despite this abnormality, we decided to continue it's a normalcy
- 2:30Speaker 3: by getting high.
- 2:33Speaker 1: So and it's gonna be difficult because you can't really
- 2:36Speaker 1: play games with two people normally.
- 2:39Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it doesn't really work that way. I mean,
- 2:42Speaker 2: the points don't matter, but it doesn't quite work when
- 2:46Speaker 2: there's only two people playing because one person has to
- 2:50Speaker 2: play the game and the other person has.
- 2:51Speaker 1: To host the game until now what wait?
- 2:58Speaker 4: What?
- 2:58Speaker 1: Yes, you're gonna be playing by yourself. It's like you're
- 3:03Speaker 1: gonna be playing just just for no points. We're not
- 3:09Speaker 1: even doing points it's not even like a full game
- 3:11Speaker 1: like normally I do ten of these things. It's like nine.
- 3:14Speaker 1: But I'll have to ask you and this is this
- 3:17Speaker 1: is what's gonna hopefully continue the rest of this episode
- 3:20Speaker 1: on Are these real bfy t W show titles or
- 3:24Speaker 1: you being stevied?
- 3:26Speaker 2: Oh? No, full disclosure. I helped come up with a
- 3:32Speaker 2: lot of the bf d W show titles, So it's
- 3:36Speaker 2: gonna look really bad when I don't know any of them.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Well, let's find out. Like I said, I only have
- 3:41Speaker 1: nine of them here, and there's no head to head,
- 3:42Speaker 1: so it's just for fun here. We're just gonna go
- 3:44Speaker 1: for some of the titles, maybe think say what we
- 3:47Speaker 1: think about the titles, and then maybe if production time
- 3:52Speaker 1: allows and whatnot, we add some clips into these from
- 3:55Speaker 1: each of these episodes that we mentioned today. Yeah, cool, cool,
- 3:58Speaker 1: all right, So I'll get the very first we're gonna
- 4:00Speaker 1: work with, and we're gonna work in a descending order.
- 4:03Speaker 1: So we're gonna start with the most current one, episode
- 4:06Speaker 1: two zero one, the prose ed A Khan. Is this
- 4:11Speaker 1: a real bfy TW show title name? Or are you
- 4:14Speaker 1: being stevied?
- 4:17Speaker 2: Hmmm? I do know. We went to a convention and
- 4:21Speaker 2: we recorded it. I don't know if it was the
- 4:26Speaker 2: episode after our episode two hundred, however, that seems kind
- 4:30Speaker 2: of odd. I'm thinking we're I'm being stevied here.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Against Stevie, the very first one the pros EDA con. Yeah, Oggie,
- 4:43Speaker 1: I'm very proud to say that you'd be incorrect. You
- 4:45Speaker 1: were being No, I'm just kidding, Yeah, you are incorrect.
- 4:48Speaker 1: It is real.
- 4:48Speaker 2: What what?
- 4:50Speaker 1: Wait? What was the Manifest episode actually released to A one? Yeah,
- 4:54Speaker 1: to a one January twenty fifth, beginning of the year.
- 4:58Speaker 1: We did it that we what the fuck?
- 5:02Speaker 2: I know it was close, but I think it was
- 5:04Speaker 2: that close.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, dude, And well.
- 5:07Speaker 2: This isn't bode well, kind of does.
- 5:10Speaker 1: But my favorite thing about talking about that con obviously
- 5:14Speaker 1: was meeting the people we met oh yeah, stop and
- 5:16Speaker 1: hanging out with him there and all, well actually at
- 5:19Speaker 1: the con and just giving Aggie or Aaron or just
- 5:23Speaker 1: myself one of the stickers and just planting the Hyde
- 5:27Speaker 1: stickers throughout the convention.
- 5:30Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was.
- 5:32Speaker 1: It was like, that's good, we left our mark everywhere.
- 5:34Speaker 2: That was a really good time. It was almost like
- 5:36Speaker 2: our project and also brilliant idea instead of defacing the
- 5:40Speaker 2: hotel you're in. Here's a banner, put stickers on it,
- 5:43Speaker 2: or draw whatever you want, right, whatever you need to do,
- 5:46Speaker 2: just don't just don't make it so that way we
- 5:48Speaker 2: never get invited back.
- 5:50Speaker 1: Yeah, we kind of like, yeah, and I'd do it again.
- 5:54Speaker 1: I'd be okay with that. At this point, I think
- 5:56Speaker 1: Aaron was gonna go chill out for a bit, and
- 5:59Speaker 1: Aggie and I got ahold of our buddy Chad.
- 6:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 6:02Speaker 1: Yeah. I was a little nackerd after the trip and
- 6:06Speaker 1: I was thinking about it. It's a long drive in
- 6:08Speaker 1: the car.
- 6:08Speaker 5: I wanted to take a nap, but I was weirdly
- 6:10Speaker 5: energized by you know, getting in and finding the place.
- 6:13Speaker 1: And it was cool. It's nice, a very nice place,
- 6:16Speaker 1: very cool sala of the Hotel six. This is awesome.
- 6:18Speaker 1: It didn't wind up taking that nap, but they went
- 6:21Speaker 1: out and you picked up Chad. Yep, John Medis on
- 6:23Speaker 1: the Metro or we went meniment the train station from
- 6:26Speaker 1: the Metro and then we went north. It was pretty awesome,
- 6:30Speaker 1: all right. I'll get onto the next one episode or
- 6:33Speaker 1: show number one night if you saint the episode I
- 6:35Speaker 1: labeled them showed though the show number one ninety normal show.
- 6:40Speaker 1: That's the title, normal show. Is that a real B
- 6:44Speaker 1: Y t W show title? Or is that are you
- 6:46Speaker 1: being Stevie?
- 6:47Speaker 6: Oh?
- 6:47Speaker 2: Absolutely a real title title. I don't know if it's
- 6:50Speaker 2: episode one that's the that's the real question. But I
- 6:53Speaker 2: do know that is a normal A normal show is
- 6:56Speaker 2: something we did, A.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Normal show, is the title?
- 6:58Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 6:59Speaker 1: Do you remember anything from that episode at all?
- 7:01Speaker 2: I know because it was so normal and so bland.
- 7:05Speaker 2: It was forgettable, un memorable.
- 7:11Speaker 1: I think what it was like by.
- 7:13Speaker 2: The Yeah, we just went back to just just like
- 7:17Speaker 2: talking and shied with a little bit of games thrown in,
- 7:19Speaker 2: which is great, which is what we like to do,
- 7:21Speaker 2: because you know, we don't like to hear the sound
- 7:24Speaker 2: of the sound of our own voices, but but we
- 7:26Speaker 2: do like to talk.
- 7:29Speaker 1: I've grown accustomed to it.
- 7:33Speaker 7: We have a normal episode for you. We're just gonna
- 7:36Speaker 7: play three silly games which every one of these two
- 7:37Speaker 7: idiots manages to get the most points over the course
- 7:39Speaker 7: of the episode will win, and they will get the
- 7:43Speaker 7: concept of play. Yay, should be a good time. So
- 7:48Speaker 7: let's get straight into our games, shall we. Game one
- 7:51Speaker 7: is called Broken Headlines. It's been a while since we've
- 7:53Speaker 7: done this week headlines. I'm going to pose three headlines
- 7:56Speaker 7: to our players from news stories with the most important
- 8:00Speaker 7: words blanked out. Players will will then fill in the
- 8:04Speaker 7: blanks however they want, and you can earn a point
- 8:06Speaker 7: one of two ways. If you can make me laugh
- 8:08Speaker 7: with your headline, you'll earn a point, but you will
- 8:11Speaker 7: also earn a point if you're reasonably close to the
- 8:13Speaker 7: actual headline. So it's up to you whether you want
- 8:16Speaker 7: to go for funny or try and guess what the
- 8:19Speaker 7: actual headline is. The most points after three headlines wins
- 8:23Speaker 7: and you'll earn one episode point. So if we're all
- 8:27Speaker 7: ready to go, your first broken headline, gentlemen, UK police
- 8:31Speaker 7: taser naked blank, blank rampaging through nursing home with blank
- 8:39Speaker 7: and blank And as soon as either of you have
- 8:44Speaker 7: an idea and are ready to go, go ahead and
- 8:46Speaker 7: raise your hand and I'll try to keep talking so
- 8:50Speaker 7: Stevie doesn't have to edit too much.
- 8:51Speaker 1: Out Steevee, you're the best.
- 8:56Speaker 7: Looking out for you, bro looking out for you.
- 8:58Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have UK Police taser naked grandmother rampaging
- 9:04Speaker 1: through nursing home with catheter and colossnity bag.
- 9:12Speaker 7: God she is running by squeezing them at people. Wows,
- 9:19Speaker 7: that's horrifying.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Get appatitis.
- 9:22Speaker 7: It did get a laugh out of me, so one
- 9:23Speaker 7: point guaranteed.
- 9:24Speaker 1: Well, thank you, Well, I'll you'll let you know episode
- 9:27Speaker 1: one normal show. You are correct. Yeah, the title the
- 9:31Speaker 1: ytw Show and it was released on November ninth.
- 9:34Speaker 2: Of twenty twenty.
- 9:36Speaker 1: All right, so the next one we're on is number
- 9:39Speaker 1: one eighty seven Magnus cock Thunder and Z Electric Cockloo.
- 9:45Speaker 5: Cocka lou.
- 9:48Speaker 1: Is this a real bea title or you mean sneaky?
- 9:53Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. Well, yes, we did have Magnus cock
- 9:58Speaker 2: Thunder and Z a couple of times, a few times,
- 10:01Speaker 2: even quite a few times, but recently a couple of times.
- 10:05Speaker 1: In fact, those two are the ones who got us
- 10:07Speaker 1: into conventions.
- 10:08Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they started us in the whole convention thing.
- 10:11Speaker 1: So conventions like freaking always anything, conventions, all that video
- 10:16Speaker 1: game conventions, and I'll started with those two getting us
- 10:18Speaker 1: into it. It did.
- 10:19Speaker 2: Yeah, we owe a lot of a lot of that,
- 10:22Speaker 2: uh that to them. But I think this is a
- 10:27Speaker 2: real episode because this has had to been the second
- 10:29Speaker 2: one when they came in. It had to be a
- 10:31Speaker 2: recent one too, So I'm thinking this is real. I
- 10:36Speaker 2: don't think.
- 10:36Speaker 1: I think.
- 10:38Speaker 2: I think the.
- 10:38Speaker 1: Title is real.
- 10:40Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm pretty sure. I even said electric boogloo
- 10:43Speaker 2: suggests to you and you changed it to cock a loo.
- 10:47Speaker 8: Uh.
- 10:47Speaker 5: So I want you to design a game console or
- 10:50Speaker 5: handheld with a twist. I want there to be something
- 10:53Speaker 5: similarly ridiculous about it, something that makes it hard or
- 10:57Speaker 5: impossible to use. But we'll probably get by the board
- 11:00Speaker 5: of executives anyway, because have mercy. Game execs are stupid,
- 11:05Speaker 5: funniest pitch wins their team two points.
- 11:10Speaker 2: Coming away from my partner here where he pitches you
- 11:13Speaker 2: a device where you go inside. I pitch a device that,
- 11:17Speaker 2: in a way technically goes inside.
- 11:23Speaker 1: I don't think we're going.
- 11:27Speaker 2: So you see imagine if you will.
- 11:31Speaker 7: They already invented butt plugs.
- 11:34Speaker 2: But but wait, there's more. Wait, there's more, magnus cock thunder.
- 11:40Speaker 2: You must understand tell me more so if you want
- 11:44Speaker 2: a truly immersive experience where your whole body is the controller,
- 11:48Speaker 2: but you want like the old school style of play,
- 11:52Speaker 2: you know, the old arcade I all play with two
- 11:54Speaker 2: buttons and a joystick. Do you see where this is
- 11:56Speaker 2: going yet?
- 11:57Speaker 7: I can barely play a platformer with my hands.
- 11:59Speaker 5: I can't imagine touching my ass.
- 12:02Speaker 2: Like yeah, but you put it's like a plunder. You
- 12:04Speaker 2: stick to the ground and then you sit on it
- 12:06Speaker 2: and you become the joystick. And then there's two big
- 12:10Speaker 2: buttons in front of you you stomp on and imagine.
- 12:13Speaker 2: Imagine a street fighter.
- 12:16Speaker 1: I'm trying.
- 12:17Speaker 8: I'm trying real hard to imagine the street fighter, right right?
- 12:25Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 12:26Speaker 5: Yeah, half circle killing your hips a single dragon punch?
- 12:34Speaker 1: Will you get different attachments? You can choose depending on preference.
- 12:42Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you know, like heated too, so it's not
- 12:44Speaker 7: like cold.
- 12:45Speaker 9: Yeah, what what's I definitely did not think that's where
- 12:53Speaker 9: this was gonna.
- 12:54Speaker 7: Go, and yet that's where it's going there.
- 12:57Speaker 1: And I've never been more excited.
- 13:00Speaker 7: Your two ideas together because having a joystick to sight.
- 13:03Speaker 1: The that's the attachment. We're gonna partner up. After both
- 13:08Speaker 1: of ours.
- 13:08Speaker 2: Are successful, We're gonna combine. It's like a docking station.
- 13:11Speaker 1: I said, left, I'm trying to Oh my god, wow,
- 13:19Speaker 1: Oh your instincts are correct. This is a true Yeah.
- 13:24Speaker 2: Yeah. I think the problem here is I had a
- 13:27Speaker 2: hand in this one, so.
- 13:29Speaker 1: Might help you further on down this list.
- 13:31Speaker 2: Maybe because maybe I don't know. I'm pretty sure I
- 13:33Speaker 2: had a hand in the first one. I didn't remember
- 13:36Speaker 2: it at all.
- 13:37Speaker 1: It was the most recent one.
- 13:39Speaker 2: Oh damn you weed.
- 13:42Speaker 1: All right, We're going on to the next one. Our
- 13:45Speaker 1: number four, show number one eighty Smoke That Proper Rumpus.
- 13:50Speaker 1: Is that a true b fy TW title or you
- 13:53Speaker 1: being Steve?
- 13:55Speaker 2: So we did have Proper Rumpus on That was great.
- 14:01Speaker 2: It was actually the first time meeting Proper Rumpus was
- 14:05Speaker 2: on the show for me. Anyways, you may I think
- 14:09Speaker 2: you met them before.
- 14:10Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I knew. I knew the Proper Rumpus, crue
- 14:13Speaker 1: Jaggle and to Sean all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 14:17Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I actually met them on the show, like
- 14:20Speaker 2: the first time, and that was high as balls when
- 14:22Speaker 2: it happened.
- 14:23Speaker 1: For multiple smoke sessions.
- 14:25Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, And we've been we've been chill ever since.
- 14:29Speaker 2: But I think this one might be I'm gonna say
- 14:35Speaker 2: it again, Yeah.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Show number one eighty Smoke That Proper Rumpus.
- 14:41Speaker 2: And ten episodes later we got the other one. I
- 14:44Speaker 2: think this one might be real.
- 14:45Speaker 1: But that yeah, I'm a I'm an old school flower guy, man,
- 14:48Speaker 1: I'm old as ship and moose. People are still like
- 14:50Speaker 1: if somebody refers to it as pot, like I giggly and.
- 14:55Speaker 7: That's awesome.
- 14:56Speaker 1: It's so weird we need to do It's like, man,
- 14:59Speaker 1: amount the really, man, it's a pretty good pot. The
- 15:01Speaker 1: other day I'm like, it's like reefer.
- 15:05Speaker 2: If I hear a reefer, I'm like what, Oh dude,
- 15:08Speaker 2: if I hear a reefer, I'm like, what jazz band?
- 15:13Speaker 1: It's so great that ship. Yeah all right, Aggy smoke
- 15:19Speaker 1: that proper Rumpus. You are correct again? That is wow.
- 15:23Speaker 1: It was August thirty first, man, we did a smoke
- 15:26Speaker 1: session of this year. Yes, oh okay, I'm like, no
- 15:30Speaker 1: freaking way we did a smoke session.
- 15:34Speaker 2: I know my memory is bad right now, but damn yeah.
- 15:38Speaker 1: So we've done We've done multiple smoke sessions that we've
- 15:40Speaker 1: posted to our Patreon uh with proper Rumpus and always
- 15:45Speaker 1: the blast. Hell yeah, all right, I'll get to the
- 15:48Speaker 1: next one.
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- 17:23Speaker 1: Show number one seventy one Wisdom Fail? Is this it true?
- 17:28Speaker 1: Bfytw title or ub?
- 17:31Speaker 2: This one's real? And this one because this one was.
- 17:33Speaker 1: The Wisdom fail?
- 17:35Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe so, because it was this was the
- 17:38Speaker 2: one where we were talking about D and D and
- 17:41Speaker 2: uh yeah. So D and D was inspired by several
- 17:46Speaker 2: classic fantasy works, and we know inspired a number of
- 17:49Speaker 2: movies for better or worse. But which of these Nonpathfinder
- 17:53Speaker 2: t t RPGs were directly inspired from D and D
- 17:59Speaker 2: A Basements and bug Bears, B Foyers and Frankenstein's C,
- 18:06Speaker 2: Tunnels and Trolls or d Addicts and Eric Cocra.
- 18:13Speaker 1: At this point, I think it's A. You think it's
- 18:16Speaker 1: a bug Bears, Baby Basements and bug Bears, I think
- 18:19Speaker 1: that's awesome.
- 18:21Speaker 7: Now I also think it's A.
- 18:22Speaker 5: But I wrote down C because fuck it C five
- 18:25Speaker 5: times in a row, and also Tunnels and Trols sounds like.
- 18:30Speaker 7: It could be real.
- 18:31Speaker 1: It could be the other one though, the Frankenstein ones.
- 18:33Speaker 1: I like that because they might have just done like
- 18:35Speaker 1: a Halloween thing.
- 18:35Speaker 7: Well here you go.
- 18:36Speaker 2: Yeah, so what was your answer? A? A and yours
- 18:39Speaker 2: with C so basements and bug bears or tunnels and trolls?
- 18:44Speaker 2: Which one is it?
- 18:48Speaker 1: One of them? Right?
- 18:50Speaker 2: Well, let me get well, let me tell you something, Steve.
- 18:53Speaker 2: It's C tunnels and trolls.
- 18:58Speaker 1: The only reason is because you went back to see.
- 19:00Speaker 2: And apparently they're still doing stuff tunnels and trolls. Yeah,
- 19:04Speaker 2: that's cool though it sounds like I don't know where
- 19:06Speaker 2: a edition they're on, but they're still doing stuff.
- 19:10Speaker 1: It was Actually, you are correct, this is right, and
- 19:13Speaker 1: this is the one we talked about.
- 19:14Speaker 2: D ANDD.
- 19:14Speaker 1: We did a whole D and D episode based on
- 19:17Speaker 1: It was pretty fun, mostly on your stuff because I
- 19:19Speaker 1: think you did a lot of D and D.
- 19:21Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, We're.
- 19:24Speaker 1: Just gonna keep it going, guys. I'm hoping you're enjoying
- 19:27Speaker 1: the so far, we're about halfway through and I'm him
- 19:30Speaker 1: having fun just watching you, like see if he knows
- 19:33Speaker 1: our titles and he's doing really good so far, Like
- 19:36Speaker 1: this is actually pretty surprising. So let's see if we
- 19:38Speaker 1: can trip bump in his last four or not? All right,
- 19:41Speaker 1: Aggie Show number one five seven L Bundy James Corden
- 19:49Speaker 1: and a new rule.
- 19:51Speaker 2: Rule sorry, L Bundy, James cordon a new rule. This
- 19:56Speaker 2: was like back during the time where you were just
- 19:59Speaker 2: pulling uh topics from the show itself and just putting
- 20:04Speaker 2: him in the title instead of just coming up with
- 20:07Speaker 2: bullshit title names.
- 20:09Speaker 1: So anybody's ever noticed in the past where it's like.
- 20:11Speaker 2: You could tell when I started in putting this even.
- 20:15Speaker 1: Started at the very beginning because because it was kind
- 20:17Speaker 1: of fun, because it gave it a given idea of
- 20:18Speaker 1: what the show was going to be about. Yeah, I
- 20:21Speaker 1: mean categories or like tinfoil hats and stuff. You knew
- 20:24Speaker 1: it was a tinfoil hat. Not like that came up,
- 20:26Speaker 1: you know, usually something commass spaced and like it's been
- 20:29Speaker 1: like then in the past. But yeah, if I can't
- 20:31Speaker 1: come up with something like something clever that worked really
- 20:34Speaker 1: well in the show, I will fucking do that. Hopefully.
- 20:36Speaker 1: What's the game titles? What's in the game things we're using?
- 20:39Speaker 1: He's fucking I have no time. This thing's gotta be
- 20:41Speaker 1: up in like five hours. But yeah, I remember us
- 20:46Speaker 1: writing on Courton Yeah, and you know rightfully so. And
- 20:49Speaker 1: I think the l Bundy one is the one where
- 20:51Speaker 1: you U said something about.
- 20:53Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because we were replacing him for a If
- 20:59Speaker 2: I think we have anyone could replace somebody in a show,
- 21:02Speaker 2: who would it be? And would you what would you
- 21:04Speaker 2: replace it with? And mine was hell bunny replaced by
- 21:07Speaker 2: a panda because they're basically the same thing.
- 21:10Speaker 1: And oh my god, dude, that was so good.
- 21:14Speaker 2: Eats all the time, nothing good for him, does not
- 21:18Speaker 2: want to have sex. Ever, it's just like wow, oh yes,
- 21:24Speaker 2: but it's completely attracted to any outside source.
- 21:29Speaker 1: But we still won't do anything about it.
- 21:31Speaker 2: But yep, but still is too lazy to do anything
- 21:33Speaker 2: about it.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 21:35Speaker 7: So, as March sixteenth was International Panda Day, as the
- 21:41Speaker 7: worst entertainment executive ever, I have been thinking that we
- 21:45Speaker 7: need more panda bears in entertainment.
- 21:49Speaker 2: Thank you for making sure you say worse, thank you for.
- 21:52Speaker 7: That worst or I mean, I've asked all these bitches
- 21:56Speaker 7: and literally none of them have come true. So I
- 21:59Speaker 7: am wasting every but He's time.
- 22:01Speaker 2: We might have something for you today, hold on, I hope.
- 22:06Speaker 5: So wait, so what I want you to do is
- 22:08Speaker 5: to pitch me a movie, TV series, book, or video
- 22:12Speaker 5: game that doesn't currently feature a panda bear and make
- 22:16Speaker 5: the main character a panda bear. I want to know
- 22:19Speaker 5: how this changes the dynamic between them and the other characters,
- 22:22Speaker 5: and I want to know how the plot plays out.
- 22:25Speaker 7: Best pitch wins and gets two points. Now Stevie won
- 22:29Speaker 7: the last game. So Aggie, you have the choice. Would
- 22:31Speaker 7: you like to go first or second?
- 22:33Speaker 2: I can go first, all right.
- 22:35Speaker 7: Rock me a pitch of panda bears.
- 22:38Speaker 2: Okay, so I have this pitch where you can replace
- 22:46Speaker 2: al Bundy from Married with Children with a panda bear.
- 22:56Speaker 7: I love it already, but please expound on this pitch.
- 23:00Speaker 2: So we already know that the panda bear would be
- 23:05Speaker 2: the perfect replacement because it always shares a lot of
- 23:08Speaker 2: qualities with the character. They can both be aggressive and
- 23:12Speaker 2: also completely docile at times. They both have horrible diets,
- 23:18Speaker 2: some of which is not entirely their fault, but most
- 23:20Speaker 2: of it is. And they are both disgusted by the
- 23:24Speaker 2: thought of having sex with their mates.
- 23:29Speaker 7: That's a good fucking.
- 23:32Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, that's fucking strong, sir.
- 23:38Speaker 7: Do you more?
- 23:39Speaker 2: I don't really have more. I went on a like
- 23:42Speaker 2: a rant of how much I hate pandas, and like,
- 23:47Speaker 2: I have a whole half a list like of a thing. Okay, so, like,
- 23:53Speaker 2: first of all, their carnivores, but their diet is herbivore.
- 23:57Speaker 2: They mostly eat bamboo shoots. They have digestive system to
- 24:01Speaker 2: eat protein breakdown proteins, but they don't like what the fuck?
- 24:06Speaker 2: They almost exclusively eat bamboo, which is no nutritional value whatsoever. Yeah,
- 24:12Speaker 2: and I don't know if how many people know this,
- 24:15Speaker 2: but if you're wondering why your zoo doesn't have a panda,
- 24:18Speaker 2: did you know why your why our zoo doesn't have
- 24:20Speaker 2: a panda Because you can only get a panda on
- 24:25Speaker 2: lease from China at a million dollars a year. You
- 24:30Speaker 2: get a ten year lease. After that it's back to China.
- 24:34Speaker 2: Yeah that's real.
- 24:36Speaker 1: By the way, that is.
- 24:37Speaker 7: One hundred Oh holy shit.
- 24:39Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think like the last I heard, like
- 24:42Speaker 2: back in twenty thirteen, Memphis Zoo lost their panda license
- 24:47Speaker 2: and yeah, they just lost the gone back right back
- 24:50Speaker 2: to China. They have less than two thousand left and
- 24:54Speaker 2: most of them are in captivity and the only reason
- 24:57Speaker 2: why they're breeding is because of force incinmentation.
- 25:00Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, that's a lot of pressure.
- 25:04Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wow, don't donate to the Panna Foundation, poet,
- 25:07Speaker 2: donate to actual other like bees, honey bees. Donate the
- 25:10Speaker 2: honey Bee Foundation.
- 25:11Speaker 7: That need those, Yes, we really need those.
- 25:14Speaker 1: Yep. So that that episode, all right? Tony Jameson didn't
- 25:17Speaker 1: say the last one either. The L Bundy or Wisdom
- 25:20Speaker 1: Fall was June twenty ninth to twenty twenty three. Yeah,
- 25:23Speaker 1: and the L Bundy James Gordon in a New Rule
- 25:26Speaker 1: was November thirteenth.
- 25:28Speaker 2: Oh all right, so.
- 25:31Speaker 1: All even only got three left here? The next one
- 25:34Speaker 1: is shown number one forty nine. No more Crunchy.
- 25:37Speaker 2: Bastards, No Mark Crunchy Bastards.
- 25:40Speaker 1: Is this a true bfytw title or you being.
- 25:42Speaker 2: Stevie No more Crunchy Bastards. I know Crunchy has been
- 25:49Speaker 2: on quite a few times. He's hosted too for his
- 25:53Speaker 2: birthday almost.
- 25:54Speaker 1: I think he's hosting more than he's been on as
- 25:56Speaker 1: a guest playing games.
- 25:58Speaker 2: I think you're right, and that's kind of fucked up,
- 26:01Speaker 2: but also awesome because he's awesome, and I mean it
- 26:05Speaker 2: is we did steal that the idea from the British show.
- 26:08Speaker 2: It only makes sense for a bride to take over
- 26:10Speaker 2: every once in a while. It'll remind us how it's done.
- 26:14Speaker 1: A tax.
- 26:14Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's it's a tax, every one's in a while.
- 26:17Speaker 2: First man that comes into your house and just takes
- 26:19Speaker 2: over for a bit, whatever, he's fun. It's okay. Yeah,
- 26:26Speaker 2: we like listen. We can't say no to that accent?
- 26:28Speaker 2: You kidding me? Anyways? Yeah, I think this one's real.
- 26:33Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it is.
- 26:34Speaker 5: Of course, our special guest streamer extraordinary, extraordinarily a sultry
- 26:41Speaker 5: voice actor.
- 26:42Speaker 1: I guess you.
- 26:42Speaker 7: Would call him voice voice horror, voice horror.
- 26:46Speaker 5: It's crunchy, crunching streams on twitch uh and fiber as well.
- 26:55Speaker 12: Yeah, indeed, I missed your faces.
- 26:57Speaker 7: We missed the hell out of other parts of you.
- 27:02Speaker 8: There's a lot of me to go around, Uh.
- 27:05Speaker 5: Crunchy, I'm gonna invert that question for you. So, aside
- 27:09Speaker 5: from us or anything we do, what's your favorite American thing?
- 27:12Speaker 1: I like how you put us on top first.
- 27:15Speaker 7: I did the same for him, so.
- 27:19Speaker 12: See what he's trying to say is on a bottom.
- 27:25Speaker 12: I do enjoy a little bit of American football now
- 27:29Speaker 12: and again, I don't have a team even though I'm
- 27:32Speaker 12: wearing a shirt.
- 27:35Speaker 2: The shirt a shirt, I know, I know.
- 27:39Speaker 12: This is this is a Christians present.
- 27:41Speaker 8: I had no choice.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Over this, right, Okay, that's fair.
- 27:44Speaker 12: That's because Americans fucking shirts are the only thing that
- 27:49Speaker 12: will actually fit me.
- 27:52Speaker 7: Everything else is like a baby onesie.
- 27:54Speaker 2: Just work it, you know.
- 27:55Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, I just love pumping ceremony that you put
- 28:01Speaker 8: into everything.
- 28:02Speaker 12: Everything is a spectacle.
- 28:04Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just it's just crazy how.
- 28:06Speaker 12: Everything is just like blown to the degree.
- 28:11Speaker 1: Yep, yep.
- 28:12Speaker 7: We do love to blow things.
- 28:14Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, I show number one no more
- 28:20Speaker 1: Crunchy Bastards Israel. That is true US from January twenty sixth.
- 28:25Speaker 1: It's the very beginning of twenty twenty three. Crunchy we
- 28:28Speaker 1: had him on. That was the kickoff of our year. Man,
- 28:31Speaker 1: like so fucking awesome. I love having him on so much.
- 28:35Speaker 1: All right, two more left, dog, We're almost there. Show
- 28:39Speaker 1: number one four seven. This is just two prior to
- 28:41Speaker 1: this one. So we just said Trunchy, right, pitch me
- 28:45Speaker 1: by Coastal Beaches. Is this a real BFY tw title?
- 28:50Speaker 1: Or are you being Stevie man?
- 28:52Speaker 2: We haven't done a bike Coastal Beaches quite some time,
- 28:55Speaker 2: I know I missed those girls.
- 28:56Speaker 1: So I really.
- 29:00Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't recall as doing a pitch
- 29:04Speaker 2: Me together though.
- 29:05Speaker 5: Right Game two is going to be Pitch Me Baby
- 29:08Speaker 5: one more time, in which case I give our teams
- 29:11Speaker 5: control over a creative icon or a media property and
- 29:14Speaker 5: add a little twist to it, and whichever team can
- 29:17Speaker 5: give me the best pitch will win the game and
- 29:20Speaker 5: earn their team two points. So for this pitch me,
- 29:24Speaker 5: I don't know about everybody here, but I loved Clerks three. Yes,
- 29:28Speaker 5: I thought it was a fitting and touching way.
- 29:31Speaker 7: To end the series.
- 29:32Speaker 13: But the Internet being what it is, that opinion is
- 29:35Speaker 13: as useless as a micro penis with no hole in it.
- 29:39Speaker 13: But for once, one and only one opinion actually matters, yours.
- 29:45Speaker 13: I've convinced Kevin Smith to let each of you pitch
- 29:48Speaker 13: him the next movie you want to see from him.
- 29:50Speaker 13: You can set it in the ESK universe, or go
- 29:53Speaker 13: your own way with a different property. You want to
- 29:55Speaker 13: see a Kevin Smith take on, I want a short
- 29:58Speaker 13: plot synopsis, main cast of characters and the actors who
- 30:02Speaker 13: could portray them. Best pitch wins the game and earns
- 30:05Speaker 13: their team two points.
- 30:07Speaker 4: I want to.
- 30:07Speaker 14: Seem super excited about mine, but I don't know, Okay,
- 30:12Speaker 14: so mine will be jans islent bump based as well. Basically,
- 30:17Speaker 14: I want to create a reboot, reboot version of the
- 30:20Speaker 14: Freaky Friday franchise where Jan's Island Bob come across an
- 30:26Speaker 14: enchanted bong that if you smoke it you get three wishes,
- 30:29Speaker 14: but because it's them, they fuck it up somehow and
- 30:33Speaker 14: it turns them into each other.
- 30:35Speaker 4: They've swept bodies and basically the plot of Freaky Freaday answers,
- 30:40Speaker 4: and until they truly appreciate each other, God, they can't
- 30:45Speaker 4: swept back.
- 30:47Speaker 2: Wow fuck, holy shit, I am.
- 30:56Speaker 15: I really took the very very easy way out. I
- 31:00Speaker 15: just want to redo Clerks, the original all female cast,
- 31:05Speaker 15: but like I said, very easy, easy route, right, but
- 31:09Speaker 15: on a much more dramatic note than what they did originally.
- 31:14Speaker 15: So I want to have Randall played by Zendiah oh
- 31:20Speaker 15: Dante plays Scarlett Johanson though, like I'm thinking about it,
- 31:25Speaker 15: she maybe should be doing like the j because then
- 31:27Speaker 15: she could do the fucking dance and shit like that
- 31:29Speaker 15: boat that would work too, but whatever, And then I
- 31:32Speaker 15: want Jay played by Jennifer Lawrence because I could see
- 31:36Speaker 15: her doing a really good Jay and then silent Bob
- 31:39Speaker 15: by Marissa Tomey, only because I want to see the
- 31:43Speaker 15: character being quiet for the whole movie and then come
- 31:46Speaker 15: out with that with the big fucking speech, with that
- 31:49Speaker 15: Oh my god, what the fuck you know, with the
- 31:51Speaker 15: whole accent type of thing. I'm thinking, my cousin Vinnie,
- 31:54Speaker 15: Marissa Tomey, I'm telling you, so, I apologize.
- 31:59Speaker 7: No, I see that too.
- 32:01Speaker 1: That's good.
- 32:02Speaker 7: That's that's fantastic.
- 32:03Speaker 1: That sounds so amazing.
- 32:05Speaker 7: Yeah, no shit, I would. I would totally watch the
- 32:08Speaker 7: fire out of that.
- 32:09Speaker 1: That sounds amazing.
- 32:11Speaker 2: I like everybody you put in the casting is.
- 32:14Speaker 7: On points right.
- 32:15Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:16Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a wild very well done.
- 32:19Speaker 1: It's hard to remember, especially that far back.
- 32:21Speaker 2: That is a wild back.
- 32:22Speaker 1: Said show number one four seven, So that was like
- 32:26Speaker 1: one hundred.
- 32:27Speaker 2: Episodes, twenty twenty one.
- 32:28Speaker 1: Maybe I'm still twenty twenty three, but the very oh Jesus,
- 32:34Speaker 1: we'll see January twelfth.
- 32:37Speaker 2: Okay, I think a big Steviet here.
- 32:44Speaker 1: Pitch me by Coastal Beaches, show number one forty seven.
- 32:48Speaker 1: I think you're being Stevie Oggie. I hate to say
- 32:51Speaker 1: this show actually incorrect on this.
- 32:53Speaker 2: Oh well, I mean, I'm glad it's a true episode,
- 32:56Speaker 2: but at the same time, ah that it was my
- 33:00Speaker 2: was my streak.
- 33:00Speaker 1: We'll go check it out because I don't remember it.
- 33:03Speaker 2: Needed to do I but I remember that I enjoyed it,
- 33:09Speaker 2: but you don't remember if it was real.
- 33:11Speaker 1: Alright, Like this is the final one I got for you, Okay, alright,
- 33:15Speaker 1: this is going to be show number one three six
- 33:21Speaker 1: Donald Duck Game. Is this a real B F Y
- 33:25Speaker 1: t W game title? Show title?
- 33:28Speaker 2: Or are you being Stevie Donald Duck Game, Donald Duck Game?
- 33:33Speaker 2: You know, I feel like this one is real, but
- 33:39Speaker 2: I can't tell you what it was about. Was it
- 33:43Speaker 2: about Donald Duck? It was about a different Donald and
- 33:47Speaker 2: a Duck game. I know one Duck game. There's also
- 33:51Speaker 2: another Duck game. Actually now they think about it, you
- 33:54Speaker 2: know three. But that doesn't matter. What matters here is
- 34:00Speaker 2: if this is real or not.
- 34:03Speaker 1: That's true? I die you it's true.
- 34:08Speaker 2: Yeah, this pitch me.
- 34:10Speaker 5: The eighth of October was the thirtieth anniversary of one
- 34:14Speaker 5: of Stevie and Reluctant Butter's favorite games.
- 34:18Speaker 2: Mortal Combat. Yeah thirty years Jesus.
- 34:22Speaker 9: Yeah, this series has evolved and changed over the years,
- 34:26Speaker 9: but the one thing that hasn't is the horrifically gory violence.
- 34:31Speaker 6: Even counting even counting Mortal Kombat.
- 34:33Speaker 9: Versus DC Universe, which toned it down somewhat. Uh So,
- 34:37Speaker 9: in honor of that, I want you both to channel
- 34:40Speaker 9: your inner eleven year old boys, and I want you
- 34:44Speaker 9: to improve something that isn't cartoonishly violent by making it
- 34:50Speaker 9: cartoonishly violent.
- 34:51Speaker 6: Video games, TV movies, books, anything is on the table,
- 34:57Speaker 6: but it must not already be known for or over
- 35:01Speaker 6: the top violent.
- 35:03Speaker 5: Best pitch wins.
- 35:05Speaker 1: I hope that this pitch finds you well. So I
- 35:07Speaker 1: have an idea here, something that's cartoonishly funny that will
- 35:11Speaker 1: become more gory than it could have been the way
- 35:14Speaker 1: it originally was. So after countless decades of ridicule, abuse, neglect,
- 35:20Speaker 1: and all round frustration, Donald Duck has had enough. During
- 35:27Speaker 1: World War Two, Donald was on a war propaganda He
- 35:31Speaker 1: was a war propagandist for the US. He created so
- 35:33Speaker 1: many war movies that it started to really get into
- 35:36Speaker 1: his head. It all started with May first, nineteen forty two.
- 35:40Speaker 1: Donald gets drafted goes through the Vanishing Parties. On September
- 35:44Speaker 1: of nineteen forty two Skytrooper, fall Out of fall In
- 35:48Speaker 1: or Fallout fall In the Old Army game through ninety
- 35:52Speaker 1: four or through forty three. Sorry, and then Commando Duck
- 35:56Speaker 1: on two June of nineteen forty four even had a
- 36:00Speaker 1: cartoon that gave instructions how to load an anti tank
- 36:03Speaker 1: rifle in full cartoon animations. It's actually on popularcommandics dot com,
- 36:09Speaker 1: so if any you want to check that out. Donald
- 36:12Speaker 1: has the weapons stockpiled and Lord all his Disney friends
- 36:15Speaker 1: as the antagonist of the new game, Disney Presents Donald
- 36:19Speaker 1: Duck Game. Yes, we're gonna bring the fun cartoon violence
- 36:23Speaker 1: a Duck game and introduce Disney into the mix. Starting out,
- 36:26Speaker 1: you can choose from a select number of characters. Others
- 36:29Speaker 1: will be unlocked while playing. Main characters are Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Pluto, Daisy,
- 36:35Speaker 1: and Pete. The others unlock and also be from other
- 36:38Speaker 1: Disney properties. Oh y show number one thirty six, Donald
- 36:43Speaker 1: Duck Game is really oh.
- 36:46Speaker 2: Yay, witter all, I got like what too wrong?
- 36:50Speaker 1: Only too wrong? This was actually October twenty seventh of
- 36:54Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, so we were okay. We went through
- 36:57Speaker 1: an entire year almost.
- 36:58Speaker 2: Damn yeah for all of you. I don't remember it.
- 37:03Speaker 1: Every one of these is a real bfytw title, and
- 37:07Speaker 1: you should go give them all a check since we
- 37:09Speaker 1: gave you a little sample of each of them, so
- 37:12Speaker 1: give them a checkout, and then hopefully next time you're
- 37:14Speaker 1: with us, we're playing some more games. All right, until
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- 38:03Speaker 2: Yeah, these wonderful people that help support us, help support
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- 38:53Speaker 1: then we are done. Because Steven and Augie said, so
- 38:59Speaker 1: what why?
- 39:01Speaker 2: Because the fuck you? That's why made it sounds so personal.
- 39:12Speaker 2: How dare you ask why?
- 39:39Speaker 1: H