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Chris Franjola on Britney Spears, JFK Jr, LA and The Swan · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Well,
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  Speaker 2: it's your favorite day because it's a Juicy Scoop with
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  Speaker 2: Chris Frangiola. Back from the road, some people were bragging
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  Speaker 2: that they got a photo with you.
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  Speaker 4: Free photos.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, blue eyes.
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  Speaker 4: I have to do what I have to do to
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  Speaker 4: get people to come. Free photos.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is weird sometimes when you hear about stars
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  Speaker 2: that are like, You want a photo? It's $ 10, you know,
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  Speaker 2: or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how to take the money. You know,
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  Speaker 4: like I wouldn't even like call Sunday, but take the
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  Speaker 4: phone and I go $ 10.
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  Speaker 2: This hasn't happened a long time, but there was a time.
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  Speaker 2: It probably happened like twice in my life of doing standup,
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  Speaker 2: maybe like 10 years ago when I would come out,
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  Speaker 2: you know, in the club and just like take pictures
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  Speaker 2: if anyone wanted, whatever. And I remember this guy just
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  Speaker 2: like tipped me.
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  Speaker 4: I love it. It's happened like twice to me. And I'm,
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  Speaker 4: you know, they just slip you a 20, like nice show.
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  Speaker 4: Like I'm a hooker or something. I know.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, no, you don't have to. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, all right, well, it's $ 20. It's $ 20.
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  Speaker 4: Right, right, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I guess it's kind of like when you see
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  Speaker 2: like a live performer at like a Mastro's. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 2: always give those people some cash.
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  Speaker 4: Do you? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: In their little, in their thing.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's different. Yeah, they have a cut out.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, but I wonder that maybe somebody
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  Speaker 2: that doesn't go to comedy clubs that much just thinks
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  Speaker 2: that's kind of the thing. Like, Oh, this sad gal
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  Speaker 2: is just really struggling.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it does cheapen it a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like he probably was like, I didn't even know
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  Speaker 2: who I was or how he ended up there that night,
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  Speaker 2: but was like, I need to help this mother out.
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  Speaker 4: Like you wouldn't give like Adele 20 bucks after the
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  Speaker 4: Vegas show. So it is, I don't know, a fine line.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, I'll take the 20.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Okay, so we need to talk about
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  Speaker 2: our girl, Britney Spears.
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  Speaker 4: Oh boy.
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  Speaker 2: So this is what happened. Um, it was very late
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  Speaker 2: at night. I think that this, that she was, someone
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  Speaker 2: called in describing the car saying it was swerving and
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  Speaker 2: look suspicious from there, a Ventura County sheriff and the
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  Speaker 2: Ventura County sheriffs, they don't fuck around and they never have. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So they, he pulls her over and now I've heard
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  Speaker 2: different things. One is that she only had a 0.06
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  Speaker 2: and But she also went to the hospital because I'm
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  Speaker 2: guessing she refused the breathalyzer or maybe it was too
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  Speaker 2: low and they wanted to see if it could be higher.
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  Speaker 2: Because what you can do is if you say, I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to do a breathalyzer, that's fine. But then
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  Speaker 2: you will go to the hospital and they will take
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  Speaker 2: a blood test, which is more accurate as far as
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  Speaker 2: I know defense attorneys prefer a blood to a breathalyzer.
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  Speaker 2: They believe it's more accurate and maybe leaning towards... It's
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  Speaker 2: going to take another 30 minutes to get your buzz
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  Speaker 2: worn down a little bit. I don't know now. So
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  Speaker 2: she got arrested. She was just there for a couple hours.
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  Speaker 2: She came home, her manager, Cade Hudson, Cade, not Cade Hudson.
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  Speaker 2: He wrote something saying, you know, the family is working together.
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  Speaker 2: She's going to get the help that she needs so
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  Speaker 2: that she can live like a successful, happy existence. Not
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  Speaker 2: even like success, like performing just that. And her sons
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  Speaker 2: are going to visit her. And that's where... And I
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  Speaker 2: guess the last thing she posted that night was like
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  Speaker 2: at 10 at night. And it was not good. You know,
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  Speaker 2: it was the weird felt hat, the brown sensible pumps.
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  Speaker 4: Was she out or at her house?
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  Speaker 2: At the house. Posted that. Which could have been right then.
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  Speaker 2: She could have recorded it or she could have been
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  Speaker 2: an old one. Who knows? And then she was... pulled
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  Speaker 2: over just off of West Lake. So she was coming
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  Speaker 2: back from like Moorpark or something, I think.
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  Speaker 4: A restaurant or where was she?
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  Speaker 3: A bar?
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  Speaker 2: No, because we don't know where she was because someone
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  Speaker 2: called to say it looks like this driver could be impaired.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So I remembered when the road that you take to
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  Speaker 2: my house, someone had filmed.
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  Speaker 4: Her I remember that.
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  Speaker 2: Being erratic.
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  Speaker 4: A couple of months ago.
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  Speaker 2: And people were like, why didn't you call the police?
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  Speaker 4: It was pretty erratic.
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  Speaker 2: It was pretty erratic. So I believe that, I believe
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  Speaker 2: this story to be true as far as she was,
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  Speaker 2: it was erratic driving, maybe, but maybe she didn't have
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  Speaker 2: a DUI. Maybe she's just a really fucking shitty driver
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  Speaker 2: and she is probably, you know, taking something. Some people
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  Speaker 2: feel it is, when I say some people, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you know, discussions that are happening. Could it have to
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  Speaker 2: do Could this be a little more sinister in that
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  Speaker 2: was she set up?
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  Speaker 4: Nothing ever just happens anymore. No, no.
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  Speaker 2: Was she set up because she just sold her whole catalog?
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  Speaker 4: Why would? Oh, so who's mad about that?
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  Speaker 2: The only thing I can think of is do you
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  Speaker 2: want her kind of this will cause an intervention. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And maybe she'll get better, which is fine. Or is
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  Speaker 2: there something in that? This way, now that it's sold,
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  Speaker 2: other people can be performing. I don't know what the
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  Speaker 2: correlation would be. I don't believe that correlation. I believe
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  Speaker 2: she went out. Someone saw her erratically driving. This is
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  Speaker 2: not LA. This is like more suburbia and someone called
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  Speaker 2: and it really happened.
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  Speaker 4: Britney Spears being erratic is nothing new. I mean, you
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  Speaker 4: know what I mean? So I don't think, I don't
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  Speaker 4: know about the setup thing. No, I don't think it
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  Speaker 4: was just a matter of time where something like this
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  Speaker 4: was going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: All she wanted to do was drive in her car.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that she just said when she was in the
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  Speaker 2: conservative ship, she wanted to go, she wanted to get coffee,
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  Speaker 2: massages and, and like go spa days and drive in
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  Speaker 2: her car. Yeah. I mean, this is going to be
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  Speaker 2: a problem, but if it is a 0.06 and she
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  Speaker 2: doesn't have a DUI, but maybe she is in a
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  Speaker 2: rehab regardless. And she, you know, because arrested for the
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  Speaker 2: DUI doesn't mean she has a DUI. Right. If her
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  Speaker 2: defense says she's a. 06, then she won't have it.
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  Speaker 2: But in the meantime, the whole world knows that this happened.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And now she has to get help.
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  Speaker 4: I had read something that there were also some sort
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  Speaker 4: of drugs in the system, whether they just be like
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  Speaker 4: prescription drugs.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right.
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  Speaker 4: I had read that too. And then I thought like
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  Speaker 4: the last couple of dances, the boobs have been popping out.
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  Speaker 4: That's a new.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, how she's squeezing them?
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  Speaker 4: No, they're coming out. They're coming completely out of the
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  Speaker 4: nightgown or whatever she's wearing. She's wearing some sort of.
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  Speaker 2: And she had like the clothes i always do like
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  Speaker 2: i always tap it and then i like zoom in
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  Speaker 2: i know you've caught a couple dog shits yeah but
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  Speaker 2: then i like i'm like there's a rack of clothes there's.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah i mean it's not great the whole thing is
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  Speaker 4: just not a.
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  Speaker 2: I mean there was another report where she couldn't like
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  Speaker 2: she lives in a community where it's like i think
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  Speaker 2: it's a gate you know not with a guard and
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  Speaker 2: you have to remember your code right and there was
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  Speaker 2: some other report like she was there she couldn't you
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  Speaker 2: know remember the code and I mean, yeah. Yeah. But
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  Speaker 2: the thing is, is like when someone's like, when someone
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  Speaker 2: tells you like you're crazy and you need to whatever,
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  Speaker 2: get on the meds to make you not be crazy. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I think they're like happy though. Now they can say, yes,
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  Speaker 2: but you endangered yourself and others. So now you have
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  Speaker 2: to get back on this thing or just don't drive. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe as someone that has a mental issue, she's like,
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  Speaker 2: fine then. I'll just never drive again. I like spinning around.
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  Speaker 2: I don't ever want to perform for money. I just
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  Speaker 2: like Instagram. And I like slapping my own ass and
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  Speaker 2: smearing my lipstick and doing my own hair extensions. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. But I'm like, some people just, why can't
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  Speaker 2: they stay crazy? If they're not hurting anyone, why can't
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  Speaker 2: you just stay crazy?
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  Speaker 4: I think some people do. Those are the people you
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  Speaker 4: see feeding pigeons in the park. at odd hours. I
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  Speaker 4: think she would be that person.
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  Speaker 2: If she didn't have money.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, if she didn't have money. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: So I don't know. As I've said since the beginning,
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  Speaker 4: I got a lot of heat for it. I said
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  Speaker 4: I think the conservatorship was a good thing. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if I'm right or wrong here, but I feel
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  Speaker 4: like at this point, once it was lifted... Things didn't
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  Speaker 4: turn around like everybody thought they were going to.
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  Speaker 2: I think when it was, I think though at the
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  Speaker 2: heart of it, everybody was benefit benefiting by her taking
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  Speaker 2: these drugs and getting on stage and working in Vegas.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And she was not benefiting from the work.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that's where she was like, fuck this. And I
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  Speaker 2: remember that there was that moment where she came out
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  Speaker 2: and they were going to announce a whole nother thing
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  Speaker 2: like an MGM or something. Yeah. And she came out
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  Speaker 2: and just like walked away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then she was like, oh, my dad's sick. And
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  Speaker 2: I think that was right before the conservatorship ended. And
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  Speaker 2: she was like, I'm not going to sign. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to end up working like this for another five
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  Speaker 2: years where everyone gets the money and I'm the only
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  Speaker 2: one not enjoying it. I like being at home spinning around.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's what she likes. All right. Speaking of which, before
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  Speaker 2: I forget, because it's not. on my list of things
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  Speaker 2: to talk about, our magician.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of MGM.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, MGM, David Copperfield, who has been there forever. I
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  Speaker 2: told you that I saw the show. You've performed there,
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: but you never did see his show, did you?
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  Speaker 4: I've seen it years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: But not the current one with the alien and stuff? No,
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  Speaker 4: not this new. But I perform at a theater next
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  Speaker 4: to his.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And.
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  Speaker 2: And well, we told you the story of how we
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: went to go and everything. And it, it'll be a
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  Speaker 2: moment that with the people I saw it with, like
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: we were like bonded, like bonded, like it was the craziest, weirdest,
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  Speaker 2: overtly sexual. He has a, it looked like he stuffed
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  Speaker 2: his pants. From the entire drive home from Las Vegas,
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  Speaker 2: we looked up everything.
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  Speaker 4: So you had like front row seats.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And he comes out. He's 71 now. And the pictures
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  Speaker 4: around the MGM.
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  Speaker 2: It looks nothing like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's 35 in those pictures.
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  Speaker 2: So at first it's like a jump scare.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you haven't seen, nobody's seen the man like
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  Speaker 4: at 71.
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  Speaker 2: So talk about like conspiracy theories and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: When all the drive home, like we're like looking at
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  Speaker 2: the reddits and all this stuff where people are like,
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  Speaker 2: I think he has someone performing for how I'm like, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: it's him. He's just older.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so there's awful stories of accusations and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Throughout his life. He's been all over.
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  Speaker 2: He's hugging Ghislaine in a robe. And he had his
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  Speaker 2: own island.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And like forever.
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  Speaker 2: Remember he dated Claudia Schiffer, the model.
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  Speaker 4: Claudia Schiffer for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But I looked up and I think he's like
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  Speaker 2: married with kids now, but I don't know who he,
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  Speaker 2: like how old the wife is or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then this other Reddit that we found, this guy said,
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  Speaker 2: I used to work for him and he was, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and my job was I would drive him back every
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  Speaker 2: night from the show and he would get fast food
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  Speaker 2: and he would eat the fast food in the car
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  Speaker 2: because like whoever he was with was not supposed to
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: know that he was having fast food. And just all
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: these like weird things. Yeah. But the show is going
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  Speaker 2: to end April something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. But they're saying that it's because of the Epstein Files.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, definitely it appears to be that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But also, you know, these type of things. I think
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: sometimes the greatest thing that happens to like corporate America is...
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  Speaker 2: Me Too, Epstein, whatever. Because sometimes I think they're probably
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  Speaker 2: like trying to get rid of some older performer or
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: newscaster who makes way more than they could get. They
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: can get a 25-year-old to read the teleprompter and whatever.
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  Speaker 2: So they're like, but they're in these long contracts and
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  Speaker 2: then all of a sudden they're like, great news.
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  Speaker 4: We got rid of them. We got rid of Matt Lauer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Matt Lauer, you know, whatever. And then they're like, Okay, well,
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  Speaker 2: your contract, there is a morality clause. That's how they
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  Speaker 2: get you. And by you having an affair, fucking an intern, whatever,
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  Speaker 2: being whatever, discussed like you are in the Epstein files. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now we're going to end this. So that's what I
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  Speaker 2: think happened.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. So now at the end of April, he's just,
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  Speaker 4: I guess, done, right?
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  Speaker 2: Right. But that particular show that he's been doing has
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: been around for a long time.
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  Speaker 4: 25 years.
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  Speaker 2: No, but he changes the show like every like 10.
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  Speaker 2: But this one was like on year eight or something
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  Speaker 2: because- the music was like dat funk and da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: so then when we were like.
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: Or daft punk.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Daft punk.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, daft punk.
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  Speaker 2: Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- I'm going to make the moon disappear. I was
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  Speaker 2: a little holding back how much I talked last time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because I thought, like, if I perform there again, he'll
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  Speaker 2: still be there. But now that I know that he
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  Speaker 2: won't be, I just don't care.
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  Speaker 4: The funny thing was, I don't know anything about the man, but,
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: you know, my whole life I've been hearing of David Copperfield.
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  Speaker 4: I thought he was, like, some amazing... person from a
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  Speaker 4: far off land turns out he's like from new jersey
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  Speaker 4: or something oh he's just like a regular guy from
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  Speaker 4: new jersey i don't know why i thought he was
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  Speaker 4: this supernatural.
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  Speaker 2: This show he does this whole thing this whole like
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  Speaker 2: through line about his father and he acts like it's
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: old videos of his parents and stuff and it's like
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  Speaker 2: halfway through you're like okay no these are just actors
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  Speaker 2: just like a created story whatever it was so and
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  Speaker 2: then there's an alien element that's like we I just,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Um, but I'm telling you, I'm telling
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  Speaker 2: you the weirdness because I'm saying you need to go
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  Speaker 2: see it because you'll never, and you need to go
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  Speaker 2: see it with someone that like you would laugh in
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  Speaker 2: church with, like that kind of friend to go see
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  Speaker 2: this thing before it's over with. Because I don't think,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I've heard stories.
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  Speaker 4: I've had friends who, when you do comedy there, they,
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  Speaker 4: they ask you like, if you want to go see anything,
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  Speaker 4: what you can get you in. And it's always been
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  Speaker 4: like a timing thing because you've got to run right
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  Speaker 4: from there to the show. And I was like, I
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  Speaker 4: don't need to see. But my friends have all come
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  Speaker 4: back from the conference. They're going, same thing you said.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, wow, it is wild. Like, your– same thing. Like,
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  Speaker 4: he doesn't– there's not the same person that you see
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  Speaker 4: in the pictures and everything else. And he's really phoning
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  Speaker 4: in the performance.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Honestly, it was the highlight of my BravoCon experience because
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: it was like there was– Six of us there. And
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: we just were like, I just like mouths on the floor. Like,
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: what is this crying, laughing? Like Brady, Julie, Julie is obsessed.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Like it. Yeah. Go see this.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: You got a couple more weeks.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: All the stuff about him before or after.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Because not only are they the Epstein file.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, he had his own stories.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: There's allegations going back, way back from.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Of like young girls that he would pick out from
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: the audience that were like, you know, not 18 through
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: then he pursued allegedly and like all that kind of stuff.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Right, right.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: And I was reading this, you know, knowing that he,
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: remembering the island and remembering all his stories. And we're
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: reading this on the way back in November before the
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: big drop of the Epstein files. And I was like,
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: So everyone's just ignoring all these stories. These are legit
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: awful stories.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Because he was one of the first names that came out.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: It was like David Copperfield. And, you know, I'm a
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: guy who's in Stephen Hawking and David Copperfield. I'm like, oh,
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: those are the two? Yeah.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Like Stephen Hawking. Just like no matter what, you're just thinking, oh,
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: this– unattractive, you know, genius who's, you know, bound by
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: a wheelchair, still a perv. It doesn't matter how pathetic
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: your life is. Like, it's like the same thing when
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: people are like, oh, this ugly old rich man that
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: thinks I'm a queen. He'd never cheat on me. Yeah,
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I will.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I will.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: I saw a picture in the paper of Stephen Hawking
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: with two girls next to him in bikinis. And it
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: said Stephen Hawking relaxing with two you know, bikini class.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: I said, he has no other choice than to relax.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: That's his position. His spine is gone. Like all he
• 18:01
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  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 18:34
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• 18:37
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• 18:42
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Crazy L.A. news. We're going to cover a lot
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: of crazy L.A.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Things.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Rihanna's house was shot at. So she has this house
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: in Beverly Hills and it has like a white, you know...
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: um gate in front of it which a lot of
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: people have um which like you like you know safe
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: to cut gate your home But this woman showed up
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: with an AK, what was it?
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: 47. An AK-47.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And just was shooting at it. So you can
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: see where they have the bullet, AR-15.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Well, whatever. Guns, machine gun.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: AR-15. I'm not a gun girl. But anyway, shot up
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: the thing. And you can see like, you know, where
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: it was shot up. And she's, you know, the bail
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: is set for 10 million, which means someone needs to
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: come up with a million dollars. We don't, we know
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: her name, but we don't know why she was there,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: what her connection is. I assume she's just a crazed fan.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: That's what I've heard. Yeah.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Um, but like.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Was Rihanna home at the time? I mean, I don't know.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: She probably has a house all.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Over the place. I mean, she has three kids now.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: She's pregnant with a third or something.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, regardless, like so fricking scary. So that was awful.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Then Rachel Zoe's house was burglarized. She was not there.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: No one was hurt. But I just find it interesting
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: because she's now Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And of
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: the current cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: was robbed.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Like at gunpoint inside her house.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, she was there?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: She was there.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: And there was a lot of controversy of people wondering,
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: is this a real story? Is this whatever?
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Um, but it appears to still her story holds up.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: No one's ever said it was like a Jussie Smollett situation.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: It's never been proven. Then, uh, Kyle wasn't home. Her
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: house was robbed of like, you know, heirlooms, purses, all
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: this stuff. Kathy Hilton, her sister was just robbed and
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: her husband was home and he got out his gun
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: and the guy was like in the house and everything.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: He's okay.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: No one was hurt. Um, Sutton who's on the show
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: her house was robbed when she was not there and
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I'm like you know the whole thing of these reality
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: shows is All the fans are like, we want to
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: see real wealth. We want to see real... So people
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: show off their shit. The cameras are in their homes.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Oftentimes people like... I remember the Kardashians, all those years
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: that you would see the old Kardashians, that wasn't the
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: outside of their house. They did a different outside of
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: their house.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Even though they're behind gates and everything, that can only
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: do so much. And so... But... They don't do that
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: for real housewives.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: They show it, their real house.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: And they film their real house. And there's a new
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: girl now that bought the old house of Kyle's and
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: she is a money manifester. That's her job.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: She tells, she's like, her name's Amanda. And she goes,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I make more in a month than my husband makes
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: in a year. So I'm, or her fiance. So I'm
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: planning the wedding for the way I want it. I
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: empower women. I tell them how to manifest money. So
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: by journaling, by taking her courses.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: That's it?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Spend $ 7, 500 and you can learn how to manifest your
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: own money wealth.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: That's amazing. Who falls for this bullshit? Women. There's so
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: much of this bullshit going on and I'm shocked by it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Like if I got to watch Mel Robbins one more
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: time to tell me to get a good night's rest,
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: I'm like, no shit.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I have said it. I think it's women. Women are
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: looking for the answer. They go to the tarot card readers.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: They go there. They, more of us go to church,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: more of us manifest, more of us do the secret,
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: you know, and there's a lot of things, you know, prayer,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: prayer shouldn't cost money and manifesting shouldn't cost money. But
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: then there's these tools that are like coaching tools that
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: people sell. And it's their right to make that money.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: And if you buy it, you know, yeah. Teddy Mellencamp,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: before she got into podcasting, her job was she would
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: just yell at you through text about how much you
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: can eat that week. And people paid $ 500 a week.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: And then she'd be like, show me your food.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: And they'd say, this is my food for the day.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: And she's like, too many carrot slices. Next time, three less.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: It's all true.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Sounds like my mother.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: And then she taught people under her to be called
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: accountability coach, but they weren't nutrition. They weren't, they didn't
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: have degrees in nutrition or physical training. you know, being
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: a private trainer, nothing like that.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: So there's a woman who's a money manifester, but how
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: does she really make the money? Is there?
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: That's it. You people buy the courses. There is no,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: the product is her telling you how to journal. So
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: then she had an episode where she said, Hey everybody,
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: you know, I got you these journals and now I
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: need you to sit around the housewives and, and like write,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: you know, if money wasn't an option, where would I
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: want to be next year? If you know, and like,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: imagine it. And I'm all for like the manifestation stuff
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: and putting it all together, but I don't need a
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: course for it. I just kind of think of it
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: and hope for it. And then I'm, then I look
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: back and I go, Oh, that did kind of work
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: out that way. But, um, that's which, but she's now
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: talking about her wealth all the time and showing her home.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: If I was her, I would be like, I'm what,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Better security can I get right now? Yeah. I would
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: be really terrified living in LA on a street that
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: anyone can drive on.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: I've heard that they're looking for like the purses. That's
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: what I've heard. Like all these break-ins. Yeah. They're looking
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: for the expensive.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I heard somebody ended up suing who they stole from
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: because they went and the purses were fake.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: They're like, I.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Wasted my time.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I went to the real, real and it turned out
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: they were fake. And here's this big Palm Beach lady
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: that was acting like she was rich. But a lot
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: of them are fake.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: I bet they are.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: You can get now these super fake, like air made
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Birkin bags. They call super fake things. because they really
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: are like crocodile skin and stuff. They're not from Aramay,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: but they're fake. They look like Aramay, but they're like $ 6, 000.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Like a lower rent crocodile. Like a homeless crocodile.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: They're not bred. They're not living in an orange tank
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: like Aramay. But it's, you know, like, so if you're
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: rich and you're walking around with a crocodile bag, People
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: will think, oh, she spent $ 65, 000 on that because she
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: is that rich. But the truth is she only spent $ 6, 000.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: It's still not from the store.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's one in New York City. You can
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: see them.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: They lay the one sheet on them.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: There's the ones that you can get for $ 150, 000 or $ 350, 000.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Those are those fakes. Yeah. But then if you– so
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: all of it– yeah, so these people are robbing and–
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: it's a bummer because she's always, but that's all she
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: talks about. Rachel's always like, I'm a vintage girl. I mean,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I have vintage Chanel, then should Gucci vintage this. I,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: you know, she's so. Yeah. She's a real housewife. She
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: basically took the job so that she could destroy the
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: husband that she's divorcing.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, got it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: She likes to talk a lot about what a Dickie is.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: And it's better to get it out that way. Like
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: talking with other people that if you were just to like, Yeah.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Do a podcast solo episode of how much you hate
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: your husband. This is much more organic. Sure. And talk
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: to the kids about it, whatever. She's very entertaining on it.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: But I'm telling you, if I was a robber.
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: This and someone said, hey, where should we rob this week?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, let's get ourselves some vintage Gucci and
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: stuff because that stuff's not fake. Who has that? Well, Rachel's.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. All right.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: So anyway, it's scary.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Okay. So our guy, Timothy Chalamet, was in some type
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: of interview and he was talking about films and, you know,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: people are going to see less films. And so he
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: basically said, look, I want this art to stay around forever.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I don't want it to turn into like ballet and opera.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: I'm paraphrasing, but basically I read the whole thing to
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: see the context.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: But he was talking to Matthew McConaughey, right?
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was talking to somebody else.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: It was McConaughey. I don't know if it was for
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: a podcast or what.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: So basically, you know, that people don't, in his opinion,
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: he didn't think people were rushing to go see those
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: things as maybe they did 100 years ago.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: And I was thinking about it. And I want, and listen,
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: I believe that there's people that sing opera and learn
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: ballet and everything that are young today. But I have
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: often thought, now I'm an older person, you know, Gen X.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: And if we're not going to it because we were
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: raised in it, like, I just think you either go
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: to it, like you either go to hockey games or whatever,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: or you don't.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I think there's an audience for it.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: And it was, you were never part of it, but
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: I did go to an opera like, I don't know,
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: like 15 years ago, we got tickets and I took
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: my mother-in-law and after like about 35 minutes, I was like,
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: are you like feeling this? And she's like, no, I go,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: would you care if we left? Are we going to
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: drive all the way down? And I just, I just,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: it wasn't for me. Yeah. That's fine. But I understand
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: why all these people are mad and they're like, you know,
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: doing these videos of like, Try this, Timothee Chalamet. And
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: it was this guy, you know, in a little onesie
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: spinning around on one of those vibrating things. Well, he's
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: able to spin around while it vibrates doing a plie
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: or whatever because he's an incredible ballet dancer. Now, ballet,
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I feel like people will always want to go. see
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: ballet yeah because but i also feel like you know
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: in our generation you're like if you put your daughter
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: in ballet they'd be like what the fuck is wrong
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: with you you almond mom you're gonna give your daughter
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: an eating disorder like every person that's ever had any
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: ballet is yeah tells is on a podcast saying like
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: I hate my mom and I didn't want to do this.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: And this was awful. And I, you know, they were
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: weighing me and you know, my ankles don't work now.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: We had one girl at art school that had, that
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: was a ballerina and she was the only one we knew.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: And we, every two weeks she had to get new shoes.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: And so we were like, can we have a pair?
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: And they're like hanging on for decorator rooms. And you
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: could see, you know, the dried blood inside because she's
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: spinning around. And then I went to her house and
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: the mom made this beautiful meal. Yeah. And she's like,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: none for you.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: None for the kid.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: And I got the meatloaf and the mashed potatoes and
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: she had to have literally a carrot.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: You know what she needs?
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: And then Teddy McGill.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: I was just going to say she needs a text
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: from Teddy Mellon. Too many carrots.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Too many carrots.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. You see, my problem with ballet was
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: I went to a couple. And the few that I've
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: seen were these odd, this guy, he's kind of famous
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: for like turning famous like plays into ballets.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: Uh-huh.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: And the adults play the kids' parts.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Because too many little kids were molested.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I saw like Snow, I don't know, whatever.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Or they don't have the union rules or whatever, they
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: can't work certain hours. So, you know, and anytime an
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: adult plays a kid part, especially in something like, They
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: really got to overdo it. They just give him the
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: big rainbow lollipop. There was some like 38 year old
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: man spinning around with a big rainbow lollipop and a
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: propeller hat. I'm like, all right. I mean, I think
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: that's creepier than just watching a kid do it.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Yeah.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: So anyway. But I think Chalamet was kind of joking.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: He was just like talking.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: But he was also, I said, I go, I think
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: he's being kind of humble by saying, look, the art
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: form that we're doing right now, it might not be around. Yeah.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: in 20 years, the way things are moving so fast,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: if people don't go to see movies and all that.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: And then he also said like how the action, now
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: they're saying the action has to be right at the
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: front of the film. So then Drake goes, yeah, that
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: really pissed me off. I want to go see that
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Jurassic Park or whatever, the latest one. And he goes,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: in the first five minutes are just people getting ripped
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: and torn by dinosaurs. And then the rest of it,
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: he's like, where's the dinosaurs? Like there was no more dinosaurs.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's funny.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he was trying to be like, Just
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: because we're movie stars today doesn't mean that we'll have
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: the luxury of being it. That's where I think he was.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: A lot of people are also saying that this kind
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: of screwed his chances at winning best actor now because
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: now he's not.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: In the light. Yeah, he has some stink on him.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then SNL did a joke about it being like,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: you know, you said no one's interested in opera or ballet,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: but you also did a movie about ping pong.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, true.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: And I haven't seen it.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Did you love it? It's okay.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: It's pretty good. I mean, definitely watchable.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: What is it? So he's just a ping pong player?
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Well, there's more to it than that. But yeah, it
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: is about ping pong in the end.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Did he have childhood trauma? Was he bullied or anything?
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: It's the same guy who did Uncut Gems. You ever
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: see that movie Uncut Gems with Adam Sandler? Yeah. So
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: it's like really frenetic and kind of wild.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: It's kind of action-y and.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Moves a lot. It's pretty good. Does it have a narration?
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit. It's a good movie. Check it out.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't be disappointed. We were at.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Like eating outside. And this, this song, that song was playing.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: That is, um, you just are right away. You're just
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: a lot of that, you know, that Rolling Stone song.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Anyway, it was on and I was like, oh my God,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: this is like in every Martin Scorsese film where he's
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: always like, this is where I met boobity bop boobity
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: bop he he always knew where to get the best
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: ladies you know like whatever it.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Is is that your audition for a mons corse.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah and then it's like and then it's always someone
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: slowly walking to the jet yeah it's always like a
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: cocaine filled suitcase or money or whatever it's always that
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: song but i'm like when you say the frenetic i'm
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: like yeah when you see like a style of a
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: movie like that about someone's life and then they do
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: that narration to keep you, was there narration or no?
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there is a narration in that movie, yeah.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: I was always told that's a lazy way to write
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: movies and TV.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Well, of course, it just covers a lot of ground when,
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: you know, instead of showing it, you could just talk
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: about it. Yeah.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: And then, and then it stops.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, record scratch.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let me tell you, that's Harry McGee. Harry McGee
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: is my friend.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Sounds like we got a Scorsese movie.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Um, Your co-worker.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Meghan Markle.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, your co-worker. The Netflix deal is done. I don't
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: think this is any surprise. Netflix ends Meghan Markle's partnership. They,
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: of course, were very classy about it. They said the
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: time has run out. We are not renewing it. But
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: we're so excited to see what she'll do to grow
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: the brand as ever on her own. Yeah.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Which is the jam.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: She's got a lot of jam. Which I said, they
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: said the Netflix offices were filled with the jam. I
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: read some report, you know. They can't even give it away.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: There's damn jams everywhere.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: And then they said the jam wasn't even made like
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: in California. No. Maybe like Idaho or something.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, really? Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: And so, because it was supposed to be, whatever the
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: jam was called was based- originally she had some other name.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: I can't remember.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: She didn't really, anyway, as ever, as if, or whatever,
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: as fuck. I don't know what it's called.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: I think it's as ever. Yeah. I think you were right.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Anyway, what I have.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: So what now? I mean, where do we go from here?
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: We are so close to doing my prediction, which is
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: what I've always said.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Another, but you already did a podcast.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: No.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Join.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: She will end up joining an ensemble reality show cast
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: that follows their lives. And I don't, It's coming closer
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: than I even predicted.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Like a real housewives? Yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Something like that.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, that would be, that's too, she can't do that.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: It's going to happen. Really?
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Because, you know, because it will. And even in that,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: I don't think that she will be that exciting to watch.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: But it'll be a name to like get the deal sold.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised if she was trying to put
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: it together herself where she could have like final edit
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: and she's like recruiting some Montecito preschool moms being like,
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: would you want to do something like this? But then
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: she's probably going to say, but unlike housewives, it'll be
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: about women entrepreneurs supporting each other. I just watched a
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: show about women entrepreneurs supporting each other.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: What is it called?
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: It's called CEO club.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, what's that on?
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Serena Williams prime or something.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: And, It's fine, but it's not as entertaining as when
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: they're ripping each other's heads off for coming late to
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: the charity event.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Don't figure that out after the ratings are down. Like,
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: start flipping over tables.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you know, you follow them at their
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: book signing at Barnes & Noble. Then you follow them
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: when they get their wax museum, their wax figure. Then
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: you follow them at their beauty launch. Right. You know,
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: with the flower wall and people taking photos. It's just
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: kind of like, we've seen it all. Like, that's not...
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Going to people's like press events as a reality show
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: is not really juicy. So that's what I think is
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: going to happen.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: Okay. I mean, what about afternoon television? What about moving
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: into that Kelly Clarkson world? No way.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: She does not have the popularity anymore. I think she's
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: getting to the point where people just don't really care
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: that much. They don't even care enough to like rip
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: on her.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: People didn't even rip on the second season like they
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: did the first because they were like, The joke's old
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: and I don't really care.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: What do you think is going to happen to her?
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Well, here's what I, I mean, I think I said
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: it before on here. You got to start making yourself
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: seem a little more human. I know, I don't, you know,
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know a day-to-day life, but neither does anyone else.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: That's part of the problem. So I'm like, I'm not
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: kidding when I say a couple of pop-ups on Saturday
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: Night Live are All of a sudden you're like, oh, okay.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Maybe she is fun.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: I agree.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: And then you're grounded more. I agree. Nobody knows what
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: she is.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: So now you work at SNL.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: And her people pitch her to do something which you
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: know they're not going to just say right or anything.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: No.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: I don't think... I think that the wave has passed.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: You could be right.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: I think she... It's just like I just don't think
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: people would care.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: But... I, the only way I think it can happen
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: is if, and I don't want this to happen is
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: if they broke up and then she was really free.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: She's now Sarah Ferguson, which she's in a lot of
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: hot water. She's all over the Epstein files and all that,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: but she's just kind of like, I'm the ex Prince
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: and she kind of can get real like you, like
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: just talk about like, Oh my God, like what if,
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Here I thought I was going to have this, which
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: she never will, I don't think.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. Yeah, that's part of the problem.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: But yeah, who knows?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, I still think she's very fun to look at.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Like I still think she's really pretty.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Do you think there's acting again at all? Back to acting,
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: like full on real, whatever she was doing, suits and
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: things like that.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: I think there's so few acting jobs and I think
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: it wouldn't be convenient for like where her life is. Right.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: That I think she's like a little bit, I hate
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: to say it, lazy. The podcast sounded like she was
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: real lazy. The show was very lazy. She's putting it,
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Crater Joe's peanut butter pretzels into a bag.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: I mean, and not.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: But it wasn't her house. She made them like find
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: a house down the street and then they did all
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: two seasons together in like two weeks, like knocked it out.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: So I, I'm like, I don't think that she will
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: want to get up at 4am and drive to Warner center,
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Warner brothers and be in a trailer for 12 hours,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: learning lines to Grey's Anatomy. I just don't think it's
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: going to happen.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: Right. Okay.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: All right. The Swan pageant. We knew this was coming.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Hulu is going to visit the Swan. I literally said
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: after the America's Next Top Model, I go, now they're
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: just going to do every horrible thing.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Every show from the 90s.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where a 25-year-old is going to do a TikTok going,
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I can't believe they did this.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Right, yeah.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Who are these monsters that greenlit the show and then
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: also watched it from home?
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: And The Swan is one of them. And I cannot
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: wait because there is not a show I want to
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: know more about where are they now than The Swan.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, God, yeah. Have you seen anywhere are they now, Sromag?
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Or anybody?
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I just remember shortly after. And there were two swans,
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: a guy and a girl, that got all the plastic surgery,
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: pinned back the ears, filled the cheeks, shortened the nose,
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: got the hair extension so they look like Miss Piggy
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: walking around. They turn around like that big long hair.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: And two swans had a baby.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: And I need to see what that baby looks like.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Because genetically, the eight years are out.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: The schnoz or schnoz.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: I need to see what that baby looks like. So,
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: and then also they went back to their hometowns and
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: it's like, you know, do they have money to keep
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: getting the Botox? Do they have money to keep filling
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: their hair extensions? Like they're going to go back to
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: working at the Dairy Queen.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: So I'm, yeah, like, I think this will be interesting.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Very interesting. I just remember, remember it. And Dr. Dubrow,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Heather Dubrow's husband from OC, he was one of the
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: original doctors.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: And they couldn't see.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Remember, they couldn't look at themselves. And they'd lose weight.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: And then they'd get all the surgeries.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: It feels like 100 years ago. I vaguely remember the show.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: And then they'd be like, okay. And then they'd look
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: in the mirror after they've had all the plastic surgery.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Have a look to the mirror for three months. Like
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: the swelling, everything has to go down. And they're just like.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: It was so.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: It was crazy. Yeah. but kind of crazy fun, but awful.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: I always felt it was weird. They used to do
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: things like this, not to this length, but I think
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: it was like the Today Show or something where they
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: would go out to the plaza and they would just
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: do a haircut on a guy and maybe give him
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: a better fitting pants.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: And I was always like, well, what if you're the
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: guy who probably thinks, hey, I look great. And then
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: they're like searching around. We need somebody gross. And this
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: poor guy's out there with a sign. Happy birthday to
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: his wife at 6 a.m. Like, you're gross enough.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: What?
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: I remember being at my first apartment in Brentwood. desperate
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: to be on TV, picking up the drama logs and
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: sending out the headshots. And I'm like, I know what
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do. I'm going to get picked for
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: a makeover. Okay. So I put on this awful outfit
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: and I parted my hair down the middle and I
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: had no makeup. And I was like, like, I just really,
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: and I sent it in and I was like, I
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: just am ready for a makeover. I'm like this frumpidum person.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: And like, they didn't pick me. But I mean, I
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: was really like, sure you can chop my hair and
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: like make me look like jennifer aniston i don't fucking
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: care like i just want to be on.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Tv it always looks good when they cut like a guy's.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Hair yeah there was a few though i've seen that
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: people have reached from the archives and put on and
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: there was one that was like not good yeah they
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: did this like where they like a they wanted yeah
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: they took off her hair and made it like spiky
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: and short and it was like the worst it was
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: like oh it was I don't know. There's been some
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: that were bad, but that was a big thing in
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: the talk show world was the makeover. And, um, speaking
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: of talk shows, so Dr. So Dr. Phil, there's a
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: one exposing how awful that show was on E, um,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: alleged scams and lawsuits and investigation claims. Well, of course, um,
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: What's the girl catch outside? Yeah. And now her name
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: is Bad Bunny. No, it's not.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Bahad Baby. Bahad Baby. Yeah. She's a Daniel Bagozzi, I
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: believe her real name is. Yes.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: And so anyway, she makes whatever, $ 68 million a year
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: doing OnlyFans.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: I need to see the receipts on that. Every time
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: I hear those numbers, I'm like, I just don't, I
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: don't believe it. I'm sorry.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: How come? The funny thing is nobody believes anything anymore, right?
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Like we were saying, there's, there's might be a conspiracy here,
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: but yet that one, everyone's like, yeah, 68 million. Definitely.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: I'm like, have you seen that girl, that little trolls
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: making $ 68 million on there? Absolutely not. No way.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I always feel like for that, it's gotta be the
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: initial amount, like for the Piper Raquel or whatever he was.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: She was like a YouTuber kid.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: And she basically had like her own iCarly show type
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: of thing, but like on YouTube.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: And then she went on.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: And then, you know, and then they were like, countdown
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: till Piper turns 18. It was a huge countdown, like
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: in Times Square or something.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: They did the same thing with that girl, Catch Me Outside. Yeah.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: And then.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: With the Times Square.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: A bunch of losers waiting. Could you imagine David Copperfield's waiting?
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: And.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: So anyway, then she did it. But Drake said that
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: she waited like two months after her birthday. And he's like,
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: she really missed like the, I'm like, I.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: Don't think she missed it. Sounds like Drake was one
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: of the guys waiting.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, I go, did you do it? But
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: it was two, she made like 2 million, but I'm like, okay.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: So now you're doing, you know.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: 2 million and 68 million, a big difference.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: But also is it 2 million just for that month? Like,
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: are you going to keep those people for the next
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: five years as you enter your twenties? Gross.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Nobody wants to see that. Oh, man.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: And and then like she was like, there was some
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: like article about her, you know, whatever, collaborating with some
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: other girl. And it's interesting, like they're cute girls, but
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: it's like what really does well in those things is
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: truly not the girl next door from the bunny era
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: with the blonde. It's like really kind of like brown hair,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: not a lot of makeup. Like truly those are the
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: girls that like make the most.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: But is it sexual or are they just talking in
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: their rooms?
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: No, it's sexual.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, it is. Okay.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: It's definitely like boobs and stuff.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: But, I mean, you know, it's a million times better
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: than what our old porn stars had to do.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Traveling to the valley.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Sun Valley.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: They're in shats. Peter and I used to get in
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: arguments when we would watch Cinemax because I'd be like,
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: I know that's in Porter Ranch. And he'd be like, no,
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: it's not. It's right over here. I go, no, it's not.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: That house was there. And that's what we would fight about.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Instead of getting all horny, we would try to figure
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: out the real estate.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: I used to do them. I mean, when I first
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: came to LA, I did those type of movies. They
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: never saw the light of day. It was like one
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: weird guy in the Malibu who shot these movies on
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: a camcorder. But he had 10, 15 actors. We'd all
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: show up. And it would be a lot of shower scenes.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: How much nudity would you do?
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: I just bathing suited. Like the men were never nude.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: It was always just topless women.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: And he would rent out hotel rooms. Like I remember
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: the Malibu Beach Inn, which is still there. He would
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: rent the room there and he would always be like, okay, everybody,
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: you're just kids blowing off steam. And that would be
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: his one piece of direction. We would all go, okay.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: And then, you know, some girls would take off their
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: tops and they would be like just showering. Yeah, I remember.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: And he would give her like.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: 150 cash so good and we were like at.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: That time i mean it was might as well give
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: us a million so every day i would drive back
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: like let's do it again and i was.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Kind of like obsessed with the whole like adult industry
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: of the late mid 90s yeah where that's when they
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: were just starting to break into mainstream like charlie sheen
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: would be dating one of them right right and it
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: was like oh my gosh you know um There was
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: the AVN Awards.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: Like Tracy Lord's.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Tracy Lord's. She did some movies. And like the AVN
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Awards would be like featured in like the tabloids and stuff.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: They were on Showtime, I think, and stuff. Yeah, they
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: put them on.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: And, you know, and they'd accept their award for like
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: triple anal or whatever it is. And, you know, and
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: it just was like legitimizing it and everything. And then
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: those type of those, I love those documentaries.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Because the trajectory of those girls are, They end up
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: getting out of it, having a kid.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: Christian.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Becoming a realtor.
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: And then the crash of 2008, they had to go
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: back to doing the porn.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, really? Yeah.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: No, they said it was easier than setting up open
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: house sites. They said it was safer than sitting on a...
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: empty house by themselves. They'd rather do a train and
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: know that there's a paycheck at the end than showing
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: some loser 20 houses he doesn't buy.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, that is so funny.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so with Dr. Phil.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: There's actually a series... on like Pornhub or something now.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: After porn it's so juicy I love stuff like that.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: I'm talking like a real estate porn series oh that's
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: not selling sunset no it's like that's the fantasy the
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: guy comes and goes can you sell me and the
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: girl's like oh I really need to sell this house
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: next thing but it's actually uh so much so that
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: they they have a graphic for it I forget what
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: it's called And in the graphic, the chimney is a
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: dick and it's spewing sperm.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: I have heard that people have given sexual favors to
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: get the listing.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm sure.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: But then you got to make sure that the guy
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: actually is going to sell when you bring the offer.
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: You know, like where is the commission? But yeah. And
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: I knew a girl that was in real estate and
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: she was cheating on her husband and she would... tell
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: her lovers to meet her at her listings.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Just as like a fuck house or whatever. Yeah.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: And then my mom, one time she had a listing
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: and she said, and it was like one of her
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: great like cocktail stories. Like she totally could have been
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: like a standup or whatever. If she, I always say that,
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: but she, you know, she said it, well, it was, she,
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: she did that. She told the story. She's like, Oh,
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: well I walked in. on Elaine with the horse trader.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I go, what? And she goes, yeah, I was showing
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: the house and you know, they were very difficult. I mean,
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: they wouldn't let me put a lock box on it.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: So I had to go over there every time and
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: open it for the broker. And I walked in the
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: door in the room and And there she was, you know,
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: being mounted, no pun intended, by the horse trader.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: And I go, what did you do? She goes, well,
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: I continued to show the house. I said, oh, I'm sorry.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: But as you can see, this is a beautiful walk-in closet.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Excuse me, Elaine. I just want them to see the walk-in.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Because a lot of models this age of home don't
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: have this walk-in closet. But this was part of an addition.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: And we do have permits. And then she'd walk in. Yeah.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: And then Elaine was like, oh, please, please, Pam, don't
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: tell my husband. And she goes, I won't. But you're
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: going to take the next offer I bring in. You're
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: not going to be so difficult.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, nice. Yeah. There you go.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: So anyway, with Dr. Phil, he allegedly, they're saying in
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: the show, which I've not seen, I've just seen little
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: reviews of it. Which is things that I heard from
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Jerry Springer too.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: All of them. In the end, they're producing a show.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: They want people to be crazy.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: So they get these people that are struggling, that are
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: writing in. And this is a time where I think
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: you had to write in a little bit more. They
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: would actively try to find you too. But now it's
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: really easy to cast a reality show or something. They
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: always find them on Instagram. They're like, oh, you sound
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: like you have a hot group of friends. You have
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: a thousand followers. You're rich. You have a private jet.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: You want to be on a housewife? That's how they
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: find these girls.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: But with this, the people would come and then they said,
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: you know, they'd be, my husband's an alcoholic or whatever,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: and we need marriage counseling. And so they'd put him
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: in a room with a bunch of alcohol and leave
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: him in there. Oh, we're going to be back in
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: an hour, you know, whatever. And then they'd bring him
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: out and he'd be like, I'll tell you right now,
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: you seem drunk.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Are you going to take this breathalyzer? That's one of
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: the stories.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: And there was already alcohol in the dressing room.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: And then they give him the breathalyzer and it's like,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: oh my God, this girl has to like leave him.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: And then of course with Catch Me Outside, I guess she,
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, how could she be mad at Dr. Phil?
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, it's all because of that.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: If she did not go and be on that show.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: Is she in this documentary?
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't have to see that.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, she cannot. But I saw something where
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: her mother was mad.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: But I think it's probably because the mother, he probably
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: blamed the mother for her being such a badass, you know?
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: I think they were together when it first happened. That's
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: what it was.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: It was her yelling at the mother.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so, of course, they're like, sure, I'll go,
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: you know, now talk about how awful he is. But
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: he's kind of fallen away. Like, he had like some
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: big podcast company or something that doesn't exist anymore. And
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: does the show exist?
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: I don't, I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I saw
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Oprah made him. Yeah. Oprah made him and Dr. Oz,
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: both of them.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And people then, yeah. People are like, let's really,
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: let's talk about Oprah's real crimes.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: But with him, he was basically like a life coach
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: person that she found. And he coached her through her
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: trial of when she said, I won't, I'm never going
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: to eat a hamburger again because they said that there was, um,
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Mad cow disease in England's meats. And then she said,
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I won't eat a hamburger.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Have you seen Oprah lately?
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: She's not eating anything.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: She looks like a mad cow.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: People are dying over her outfit in Paris and how
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: thin she looks and everything. I also want to say,
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, I get why people, whether they're 70 or whatever,
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: are finally... getting a taste of this that they chase
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: their whole life. And they just are like, I fucking
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: love it. I love that every month I can buy
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: a smaller size.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: And I'm not going to stop. Yeah. I don't think it's,
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: I think once you get to a certain age, you
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: shouldn't be so thin.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Because I would think, I always thought.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: You just look so weak.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I always thought like as you got older and
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know that like you, you know, you don't
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: want to be so fragile, like you'll break a bone
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: or whatever. But, She's just small for her. I don't
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: think she's so skinny that it's like unhealthy.
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: But now, you know, then she's like, please don't talk
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: about my weight. I'm like, you are the person that
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: brought out your weight on a little red wagon. Remember?
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Every other couple of years.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Every couple of years, it was a new thing that
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: she did.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: And wondered and had.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: Weight watchers.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And had us all, you know, talking about weight
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: our whole life. So, I mean... But let her have,
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: you know, let her have her. I don't know. Did
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: you see Demi Moore?
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: So a lot of people are concerned about that, that
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: she's way too skinny.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: She looks real skinny. And she looked good. I mean,
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: like her hair, her face, 63 years old, I think
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: I read.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: It's just, I just think it's, listen, you're just standing
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: there taking a photo. You're not. So you're not in
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: a movie. We saw you take a photo. So yes,
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: people are going to comment. I like the dress. She
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: looks great. She looks too skinny. She's aged. That's what
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: people say. And it is awful. But you're out there.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: That's what we're talking about it. But anyway.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: What about Seacrest? Is anybody talking about that one? He
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: looks very skinny.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Well, he too had eating disorders when he was a kid.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: And I think sometimes... you know, you get this like
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: magic pill and, and then I don't know, like if it's,
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: it can be the greatest gift or it can be,
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: I always think, I always think it's going to be
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: like a flowers for Aldrin on thing. Like where he
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: got really smart and then he got dumber. Like, but
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. Cause it's been around long enough.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: It's working. I mean, I just think, I just think
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: people just have to, you know, do what's right for
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: them and be careful. But, um, Dr. Phil, they, you know,
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: I guess, um, Maybe he was a doctor. He is.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: He is a doctor, I think.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: Was he like a real psychologist?
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know about that.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: I really liked his show and I always felt like
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: he did give good advice.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: It ran for a long time.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: And I mean, he was under the Oprah umbrella, which was.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: People telling shocking, real people telling shocking stories about their life.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Whether they were a mom with PTA, but actually secretly
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: addicted to meth. Oprah was the first person to show
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: us what hoarding was.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: You know, things like that. And so then, so he
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: was under that umbrella. So it's like that, that was
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: how the producers were taught to produce.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: And that's why like after Oprah, like why it was
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: always so interesting to see where they went after. And
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: that was like the only way you could get fame.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: We really didn't have like social media. So all of
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: a sudden you would go on the show and your
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: whole neighborhood would now know that your husband's a raging
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: alcoholic and like your kid, you know, hates you or whatever.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: All right. So you're watching a little bit of.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: I watched it.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: The love story.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: I watched it last night. I watched the latest one,
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: the wedding, and then I watched the first one. I
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: have to say, I thoroughly enjoyed it.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Isn't it the best?
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: I thought the first one was very good.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I mean, I'm loving it. I've covered it
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: a lot. So I wanted you to just get a
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: little to get your opinion. I mean, isn't the John, John,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: like the exact person? Like he is so good. I....
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: My takeaway from the first episode, where they first meet,
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: was I missed that whole era, that whole hookup, club, drinking.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: What were you doing? That.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: Oh, you miss it.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I miss it. I thought you missed it like
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: you did. No, no, no, I miss it. I was like,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: you're not the Chris Frangelo I.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: Know because that's all you did. Yeah, no, no, no,
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: I was in it, but I miss it like in
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: today's world.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: I miss it too.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so fun to watch.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: I love the music and the playing of the games
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: and you had to write down your number and- hope
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: that he called and then play the rules. I loved it.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: Like I want to see a whole movie about that,
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: about that era, that world.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Everyone's saying there's that other, trend going on, like saying
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: to this song going, Mom, what did you... Like, it
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: shows someone like me. And it's like, Mom, what were
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: you like in the 90s? And then the mom, like me,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: does a full thirst trap of like 20 different photos
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: of them being like a model in the 90s.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Yeah. And.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: I want to do that, but then, A, Drake's never
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: going to ask me that because he doesn't want to
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: fucking do the video.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: It wasn't edited.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Go find all the, and now I have to go
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: through 20 different boxes to find like photos of me.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: So I'm just saying, you can find what I looked
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: at in the 90s. I wrote a book about the 90s. Again,
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: one of my manifestations is that my book, You'll Never
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Blue Ball in This Town Again, should be a show.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: Should be a TV show, a movie. Something.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: It's all the good things. It's that era. It's Hollywood.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: It's all of it. But what concerns me is I'm
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: friends with Carol Radziwill. And she'd written a book. And
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: she was married to his cousin.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: Who then died of cancer right before they died of
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: the plane crash. And there's all these inaccuracies in the movie. Right.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: But they're plucked from, I think, different books. And then
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: they change it just enough. Like in the wedding one,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: she makes everyone wait two hours because she couldn't get
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: her dress and it had to be sewn on.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: She's smoking cigarettes in a bathtub or something.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just to ask people. And I'm like, I could
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: never make someone even wait a minute on my wedding day. Never.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, that just makes you... And there's no
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: air conditioning and they're sweating.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: In August in Georgia. You have to light the candles.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: And.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: So apparently that isn't true, that she was able to
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: get the dress over her head by just putting like
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: a sheet so her makeup didn't get on it. She
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: did her own makeup and that it was John who
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: couldn't find his shirt. Oh, okay. John couldn't find his
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: shirt and that's what held it up a little bit,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: but it wasn't anything like that. And it was like,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: and people could walk right over. From where they were staying.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: On my wedding day, I would never drive an open
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: air Jeep down a dusty road.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think that part's true either. So that's fine.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: But I can see why people that lived it, being
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: that it's such a popular thing, are getting upset. They
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: did have a John F. Kennedy lookalike contest in New York.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: And the guy in the rollerblades won. And it was
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: really cute, really fun. I love it. I love the clothes.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: I love the era. I love that people want that.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Like Gen Z is missing it because you can have it. Right.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: You just have to go outside the house.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: I see it. I mean, just watching that, that, like
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: I said, that first episode and seeing her in that club,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: you know, Oh, they're all smoking and they're drinking, you know,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: and did you hook up with that guy last night?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: Like that world is just gone. You know what I mean?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, for me at least, you know, maybe they
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: were still doing it and I don't know about it, but.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: No, because it's like, because the social media kind of, Right.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Ruined it. And, like, you know everybody's, like, status because
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: you can see it on social media. So you, like,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: you know, like, you don't wonder, oh, am I his type?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, he only likes blondes. Forget it. You know, you
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: talk yourself out of these things because you can find
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: out too much.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: I know what she calls that model guy into the
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: cab and they go back to the apartment in the
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: first episode.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was fun.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. She has the real model guy is right here.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: He was....
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: And they've run up to him and like asked him, wait,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: let's see.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, I saw that guy.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: He was on Baywatch. That guy's a pretty big actor
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: for a while.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: And then she had a couple hot boyfriends.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: The Baywatch guy.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: That was very, very good looking. So she was one
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: of those girls. I knew a friend in college that
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: only dated like the hottest guys. I never wanted the
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: hottest one. If they were too hot, I went out
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: with this one. model that i called mole man because
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: he had like a mole right here and he was
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: a model at sc um pretty sure he was gay
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: but whatever even that i felt like you're too good
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: looking for me like i like my level one step
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: below you know what i mean like i need to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: be the hotter of the two yeah and i was
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: always like with somebody really better looking than me was
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: hitting on me i just felt like It was weird. Yeah. Like, no.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: But she, like, she was hot and sexy. And you
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: know what? She was the cover of BU Magazine College Girls. Like,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: the calendar. Okay. Like, we had calendars back then at SC2.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: It was, like, a big thing. Modeling was, like, everyone
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: wanted to be a model.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Everybody wanted to go to modeling class. Everyone wanted to
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: be a model.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: She had schools for it. Barbara's own school of modeling
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: when I was growing up.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: It was all about being a model.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Like, and even she was on the cover of it.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, they say how she was like not
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: thirsty and everything. I'm like, yeah, but like she knew
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: she was hot. Like she knew she could be something amazing.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: But Daryl Hannah wrote an open letter about how annoyed
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: she was by it because they made, and people did think,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: does Ryan Murphy secretly hate Daryl Hannah?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, they don't make her look good at all.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: But then the actress that, plays her acting so flighty
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: and everything. You haven't seen that episode, but she's, she'll
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: be like, John, how's your mom?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: Is she still sick?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And made her look just really like dumb and flighty.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: And so she's like, first of all, like, you know,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: I don't like how I'm being portrayed, but one of
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: the things that I did think she has a right
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: to be pissed about is there's a scene where he
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: comes home, they've gotten back together and he's done with
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Daryl Hannah. He's annoyed with her and she's got a
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: bunch of models over and she's doing.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: A The cocaine party.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Cocaine off of like some heirloom or whatever, some kind
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: of heirloom. And she's like, besides that never happening, I've
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: actually never done cocaine in my life. And I've never
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: had like a drug fueled party. And I never, and
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: you know, his mother did want to see me, you know,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: during her death or whatever. And I didn't crash a funeral,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: which all of that she's saying is true. And, um,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: and she did go to the funeral and she was not,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: not invited and all that. So it's weird because it's like,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: because these people are still that they're real. I could see,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: obviously you, you take two public figures like this and
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: you create a scene where they're talking about a bed.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: But then when you have actual people that are still
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: walking on this earth and you do just like, I
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: would be annoyed by that. I've never tried cocaine. And
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: if someone was going to do the Chris Franjola story.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: And there's a girl, Heather, and she's, it's your Chelsea
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: lately days. And I'm like, so Chris, Are you on
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: the round table Wednesday? I would be like, that's not just,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: that's like, do some other lie about me or not lie,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: but there's enough truths about me. You didn't need to
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: do that part.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: I read her op-ed and I thought it was pretty good.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I would say the same thing.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: I agree. I'm like, yeah, don't, don't be doing that
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: to me. Like she's still a legitimate person living in
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: the world.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: But like, what does he care? He's got the hottest
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: show ever.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: And I love the way he does stuff.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, Ryan Murphy.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Not everything. I don't like the horror stuff. Right.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: But I like, you know, the Menendez brothers and, you know,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: I just, I get excited for when he does these
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: things that I like lived through and kind of remember it,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: even though it's not totally accurate, you know, you, you
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: gotta make it juicy, but it's, It's so good. And
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: everyone's just like loving it.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: It's pretty fun.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: You know what else I like, which is going to
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: sound strange, but I do like when you have to
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: wait a week for the next episode.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: I don't like watching it all. I mean, sometimes I do.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: No, I don't. I have to have something to look
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: forward to. Yeah. I think it's smart the way they
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: do it now. They do like, we'll give you two
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: and then you got to wait.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: So then you're like in it and you can talk
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: about it and tell people, but once a week, like, yeah,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: sometimes it's like, you know, it's like only having dessert
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: on Fridays or something, you know, it's like, yeah, save
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: it up. Don't, um, okay. Uh, oh, this girl, I,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: when I was talking to Carol, I go, I bet
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: you'll be in it. And she is not. And she goes,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not, I know I'm not in it because I
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: saw the cast list and there's no name for Carol Radziwill.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: But at the wedding, somebody spotted that it looked like
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: a young Carol, a brunette girl that was like sitting
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: next to his cousin who has a major part.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: And the guy that plays the cousin, her husband, Carol
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: actually dated him briefly. Oh, really? And then he called her.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm going out for the part.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: As your husband who died.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: The guy who plays Teddy Kennedy looks a little bit
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: like Peter. He really does.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: The Teddy and the Ethel, that was so good. Like
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: how Ethel's like, I knew I was never going to
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: be the most beautiful.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: But these men will chew you up and eat you out.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, it was, yeah, the whole stories of
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: the truth, the truth about the Kennedys, not just being
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: womanizers and everything, but the truth of how Joe Kennedy
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: was like got rich.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah. It's great.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: You know that story?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: I mean, a bunch of different ways.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, no, one of the ways was he and
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: his friends got all their money together and like bought
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: all this stock and then like drove it up and
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: then sold it and like made money, allegedly, whatever. I
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: don't know if that's true. And then from there, um,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: it was like, he was like the male, like the
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: person that, um, was talking about it was like, it
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: was almost like they were like the Kardashians and then
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: he was, but, but for politics. So then he was like, okay,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: um if i'm not going to be like the president
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: you're going to be son number one but he died
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: in the war so then it was jack and then
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: it was bobby and then it was and he still
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: even tried to do with ted kennedy after he killed
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: the girl yeah in the car right left her took
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: the car's and was drunk and then it went into
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: the lake or whatever the water and then he got
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: out and nobody went to fetch her for like 12
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: hours yeah and people still voted him in to be
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: senator and still talked about maybe he should be president yeah.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: He had a long political career it's amazing the other
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: part that i thought was remember the days where calvin
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: klein was straight Remember that for a little while? I know.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: And he was married to that girl.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: He was married to that model. Yeah. Kelly Hansen or
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: whatever her name was, I think. But yeah.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: That was, I forgot all about those times.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: And now he's getting divorced again.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: From his husband who was 30. Yeah.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: Some model guy that he got it's a shame do
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: you think it was rude that she didn't have him
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: do her dress uh.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: Oh no i didn't even think about.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: It yeah they did but who even knows if that
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: was he he might have not even cared because kevin
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: klein wasn't doing wedding dresses so it's like she probably
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: was like they.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: Did get a pretty good annette benning look-alike though When
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: I first saw it, I was like, is that Annette Banning?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: And then I said, yeah, that was pretty good. I
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: thoroughly enjoyed it. Yeah. I'm in.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: It's just fun. And then you're like, oh my God,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: she did wear that outfit. Yeah. You know? But I'm
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: sure it wasn't Carolyn's idea. Like, Carolyn might not even
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: have been there for the meeting. Right. Like, they have to...
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: I get it. I get why Daryl's mad, but I
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: also get, like, we're creating a story here.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: Right. You know? Yeah.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, this water polo player, he... is at one of
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: the most prestigious schools here in LA, Harvard-Westlake. And he
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: is being, the school's being sued. I think he's being
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: sued too. Is he, Drake, getting sued too?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: He's the son of a pretty prominent assistant director.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: Also, it's just like out of a movie because his
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: name is like Vanderbeek or something. And anyway, they were
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: water polo players. And this young man who is black,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: has filed a lawsuit against the school. And I believe
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: him saying that he was just bullied every day for
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: the whole four years. He's on the water polo team
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: and he was digitally penetrated through all the time in school,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: going up the stairs and everything. I, and I was like, well,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: how could you get like your finger, like through the
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: shorts and everything while you're walking upstairs. But I think
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: they meant he just like poked him. Right.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know. But then they said
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: he was, he, there's another kid who, He actually settled
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: the case where he penetrated another kid with a foreign object.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: Same guy.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, he had to settle another one.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he had to settle one.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: God, imagine having that be your problem, your cleanup. Yeah.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: Like that's a new show. Remember that show that was
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: like Donovan? What was that?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: Ray Donovan.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Ray Donovan. Yeah. But you're the Ray Donovan of rich
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: kids in LA.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. We were just talking about before we came to air,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: it's like three schools currently here.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: Viewpoint School, another very prestigious school here. They found out
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: that a teacher, that was like maybe for 11-year-olds, he'd
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: been- taking pictures taking photos like i don't know underneath
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: their skirts or something or lock yeah so then and
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: then what was the sierra canyon one.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: Sierra canyon was like they were they were like having
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: like a they had like kissing clubs or whatever.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: Or oh oh and the girl yeah that was like
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: a girl on girl.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah and they were being bullied to do it yes
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: like the 13 14 year olds or whatever um so
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: yeah they were being bullied into like you know sometimes.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like I used to, you know, people always used
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: to be like homeschool kids are weird and you know,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: kids need to be around other kids. And I'm like,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: do they though? Do they? All anyone talks about is
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: their childhood trauma or like with their bullied in school
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: or stuff. Right. If you never went to school, if
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: you learned what you needed to learn, like in your
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: family or like whatever with your cousins and then, and
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: then come 18, if you want to go to college
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: or not, everyone's like an adult and they're not like
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: fucking mean.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Do we have to even, like, I'm
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: just like, do we have to go through that? Like,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: it was awful.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: The funny thing is, these are, like, people pay for
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: these schools.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: $ 50, 000 a year.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: My wife went to Harvard-Westlake, the school where they're, I
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: asked her if she'd ever been penetrated, you know, by anyone.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: She said no.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: The first, so we were talking about this last night
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: at a dinner and they're like digital. I've never heard
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: of digital penetration.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know what that was.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Drake thought it was like cyber related.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: So did I.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: Because digital.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: It's not. And I go, no, it's digits. Oh, it
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: means digits.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: The digits of your fingers. Oh. And so, yeah. So
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: digital meaning that. And so.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: I remember the first time I heard it because another
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: story about my mom is that she was like reading
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: the LA Times and she's like, oh my God. Dr.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Azanio or whatever, making up a name was, you know,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: look at this case. And she's like, oh my God, we,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: we sold this man a house or whatever. And someone
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: was saying that he digitally penetrated her when he was like,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: when she was asleep getting dentistry done.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, and I go, what is digital penetration?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: She goes, oh, it means like, you know, his fingers.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: And she's like, But the one thing about him is
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: I remember he had the shortest, fattest little fingers. I
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: remember him signing the contract. She's like, I don't think
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: he could get very far up there with those little fingers.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: Well, oh. Oh, my God. No, but so I said
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: to him, I was going over it with Drake, and
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: Drake was in water polo at Calabasas, and he goes,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: I'm like, do you remember anything like this? He goes,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, basically when you're playing water polo, you're just
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: trying to drown each other every fucking day. So he's like,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: that was pretty bad. That is true.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: It is wild.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: And it's just such like a skimpy, like you're in
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: these tiny little swim trunks and like, and, but you know,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: it's awful when you tell, there was another story in
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: Riverside that, you know, had, you know, horrible things, but
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: they just were awarded 27 million. Their child actually died
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: from it. from the bullying, like from a punch to
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: the head or something. And they sued Riverside County because
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: they were like, we told you, we told over and over.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know. Like, I just don't
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: know what people are supposed to do.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: And if you don't have the means to like remove
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: your kid right away, or you're like, well, why should
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: I be the one that has to leave, you know?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: Or maybe they said in this case, the reason they
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: have a case is because I think they did complain
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: and talk about it. And who knows, maybe this guy
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: gave so much money You know, sometimes that happens. There's
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: a conflict between two kids at these private schools, and
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: one's got the name on the auditorium, and the other
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: one is maybe not even paying full tuition because he's
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: the football player. And they're like, can you find another
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: place to pay football? Because we can't get rid of
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: the guy that gives $ 250.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: A year, you know? Yeah, that's what happens. Yeah.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: But we'll see. I'm sure there'll be a big payout
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: for this kid. Travis Kelsey is going to make a decision.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: He's made the decision. He's coming back. He's going to
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: play another year to the Kansas City Chiefs. He's going
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: to play for the Chiefs again. One more year. At least,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: maybe more. He hasn't said. But, yeah.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: When I heard this, I don't know why, and I'm
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: just telling you guys, just don't get at me, but
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: it just, I'm just tired.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: Tired of Travis Kelsey?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm just like, I'm like, first of all.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: Of Taylor and Travis?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: You don't. first of all you don't need to play
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: football you have a podcast okay not everybody right everyone
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: can play football not everyone can have a podcast obviously
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: I'm joking but like I'm just like I just I'm
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: like done I'm done with him and the mother and
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: the brother and the you know that song like Fuck
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: you and your dad and your mother and your brother.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: I'm just like, ah.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: I'm just done with it. He's done nothing wrong to me.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: I was so into it. I thought it was so
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: cute two years ago. And his life is not here
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: for me to create content and then get tired over.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: I get it. But I'm just telling you where I'm
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: coming from.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: I think you're speaking for a lot of people. I
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: think we're a little Kelsey-ed out at this point. I
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: think the brother, this girl, the wife of the brother.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: That she's like a huge celebrity now. Why? And then
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: the mom had to go on the traitors.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So he's going to come back. The thing about
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: it is the Chiefs were terrible last year.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: So, I mean, maybe the thing is I'm going to
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: see if we can be good again. Like, I don't
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: know why he would want to at this point.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: It's a lot of work.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: He just doesn't want to end on a bad note. Yeah.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: Maybe there's that, you know? Yeah.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Ugh.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: So another year of the Chiefs.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: Can you just take a break from the podcast so
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: I don't have to see a clip on page six
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: like every three days?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: Are they still doing their podcast together?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like maybe I haven't.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: Seen it in a while. Yeah, I haven't heard about
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: that one in a while.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: No. Who knows? Savannah Guthrie is, you know, in New
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: York City.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: She came by the Today Show last week.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: When do you think she's going to come back and
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: just be.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: A regular i think she's coming back within the next
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: couple of weeks oh really yeah i do.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah i think that's good yeah i think what what
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: can you do and you've got to like have some
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: normalcy for the for your family that is living in
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: your kids and right and you're you know being on
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: the show and and doing the news sure.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: I think yeah i think that's what she's thinking i
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: mean at this point what are they going to do
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: yeah obviously there's no there's no uh leads and they
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: don't really have anything to go.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: On and then they're just trying to like you know
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: get an article out of it for a clickbait because
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: unfortunately sadly they found A body.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: A body by the, yeah.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: And they're like, but it wasn't her and it has
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: nothing to do with the case.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: We knew that.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: I think with that, with that one, they were trying
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: to maybe establish some sort of serial killer motive.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 6: Maybe.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: Like it's in the same neighborhood, another body, maybe that.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: Who knows?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: Now this is weird.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: There is this man, William McCasland. He is 68 and
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: he went missing on February 27th and he went out
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: of the house for a walk and in the area
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: of quail run in New Mexico. And, um, it was
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: a silver alert cause he has silver hair. I just
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: thought about too, like everything happened to Peter, it would
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: be under a silver alert. But what is weird is
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: in everything I've read, it doesn't appear like he has
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: Alzheimer's or anything.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: And he left his phone at home and he went
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: for a walk. But he is like the highest classified
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: person for UFOs.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: That is what all his work was in and what
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: he is known for. So as the movie that we
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: are all living in of 2026, this is yet another
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: juicy twist. Like, what is this?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: So who took them? The aliens took them or?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know. I thought we were going to
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: find out about aliens you know and obama just dropped
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: that bombshell and he's just like on some like average
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: podcast yeah it's like literally i feel like he just
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: was like just give me a podcast today because i
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: have to drop the thing about the aliens being.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: Real yeah i know i mean and it kind of
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: that's how fucked up the world is it came and
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: went He was like, no, they really are. And like
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: two days later, nobody cared. We're like, what? Jim Carrey's
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: face is different.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: We still don't know the answer about Jim Carrey. His
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: people said, no, it was him.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: And then I saw some guy with a picture going,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: he's sitting next to me. Did you see that picture?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: He's like, the internet's so easy to fool. Here we
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 4: are in New Zealand or something making a movie and
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: Jim Carrey looks totally normal. And people are like, well,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: maybe that's the fake picture.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: Who knows? Right.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: And then, yeah, I have no idea what that whole
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: thing was. It was just another thing. I feel like
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: he did do something weird, either got someone to be him. Right. Because,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've always been like, haven't you had an
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: event one night and you're like, I wish I could
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: just clone myself to go?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: And even though he was winning an award, like maybe
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: he really did just go, I'm going to send out
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: that guy that looks just fucking like me.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: And I'm going to just see if I don't have
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: to get in a tux. And go to this boring
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: ass event and waste six hours of my life.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: But the only thing that would.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: His wife was with him and his daughter was with him.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: He has a new wife. A girlfriend, whatever.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: You know, she was with him and the daughter was
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: with him on the, in those pictures. And it's really them.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: So it's just like, well, why would they be in
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: on the, on the joke? Okay.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: So then it was him, but he, what did some weird,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: like white chicks kind of prosthetics so that people would
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: talk and he would trick us.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: Who knows?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Because why is it that he looks normal now? I get, Oh,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: we don't know. We don't know if he looks normal again.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: Cause he didn't do a video and he does, he's
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: not holding up a newspaper. Yeah. I mean, now we
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: really need people to do that.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Hold up. But now you can't find a newspaper.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: So good luck. Forget about it. Yeah.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Um, last thing is, uh, Kai Trump, um,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: you know, went to Erewhon because she was visiting California.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, I saw that.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: And she has a big social media. And of course,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: whatever anybody does, anything fun, whether or anything, no matter
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: what president, when Obama would go to Hawaii, people would get,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: that's what our tax dollars are paying for, you know, golf, whatever.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: So this one, they didn't like that she went to Erewhon.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: And of course she just did it like, I can't
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: believe this store is so expensive. I'm going to get
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: all this stuff and try it out so I can
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: get my views because Erewhon videos do well. And I just,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: what I took from this is like, This is kind
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: of sad. Like people used to come to LA to
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: walk the Hollywood Walk of Fame or see the Hollywood
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: sign or go to Universal Studios. Now they're like, can
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: we just go to the Air One in Calabasas?
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: And get the Halle Bieber $ 32 smoothie or whatever. Yeah,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: That has like, what does it have? Like colostomy?
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: It's like raspberry or something. Colostomy? I hope not. God,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: I hope not.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: What's that word? Not collagen.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: I know what you're saying. Cholesterol. Yeah. I've had it.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: It's not bad.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: What does it taste like?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: It tastes like strawberry. It's like a strawberry shake.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: Okay. Because I cannot bring myself to spend the money
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: on anything at Erewhon. And I have gone and just
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: gotten like a lunch item.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: Me too.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: And I feel like, well, if you go get like
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: their sushi or something... Out the door, it's going to
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: cost you as much as if you went to a
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: sushi restaurant.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: And it is good. The food is, I like their stuff.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: But to actually like do grocery shopping.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think anyone does their like real soup
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: to nuts grocery shopping there. I think people go in
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: for certain items.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: I think people do that are like, like their chefs do.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: So imagine you're paying for a chef and they're getting
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: all the most expensive stuff.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: Just for you to shit it out.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, my God.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: In like four hours. Yeah.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like I just, I'm like, I, I like to
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: eat and I like, I'm a foodie too, but sometimes
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just like.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: Like I, I just can't.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: You know, I was at a store the other day.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: I was at the, um, greens. What is that called?
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: The greens, sweet green salad.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: And you go through it. I really do like their salads.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: And like my inner monologue is, you know, We get
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: to the avocado part and I'm like, I do want
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: an avocado.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: But I'm still like.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: Too much? Why?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: Too expensive. I just can't. I can't. And so I'm
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: talking about it and Drake goes, oh, I always get
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: the avocado. I'm like, why the fuck? Is my kid
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: getting avocado? And I'm not.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: Not even thinking twice about it.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: Not even thinking twice about it. And I'm like, that
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: is where I'm like, God, I could die tomorrow.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I can afford the avocado. I think you're an avocado.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: So I went.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: You're worth an avocado.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: Okay. So I went and I was like, yeah, I
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: want the premium topper. Like, I was just like, I
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: don't fucking burn it to the ground. I'm like, I
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: hope there's no money left for you at 30. Okay.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: So then I go get this. And then I was like,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: Really thirsty and I like the drinks, you know? But
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: I like to get a small at Kava because Kava
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: lets you do the drink yourself. So I get a
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: drink and I suck it down.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 4: You order sweet greens and then go get a drink
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: at Kava?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: No, but I like how Kava has the drink where
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: you can go yourself and do it.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: So they give you a cup. Right. And I always
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: get a small.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: Gotcha.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: I fill it. I do like all different flavors. So
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: I do like the lavender lemonade.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: Like the machine where you can press the flavors.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like lavender lemonade. Then I suck it down.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: Gotcha.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: And eat my salad. And then I go and fill
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: it up. So I feel like I got two drinks
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: out of it.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: But also.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 4: So you take it on.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: Also a ton of calories.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: For the ride home.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: Huge waste of calories. But I just have to.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: So at the Sweet Greens, I see they have the
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: exciting drinks. So then I go, okay, yeah. Let me.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, just. do a little jolt of each one,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: have fun with it. You know, like she's a mixologist, right?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: But I can't go fill it up after because they learned.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: Sweet Green probably talked to someone at Kava and they're like,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: you gotta stop.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: Keep an eye on her. Yeah.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: And so I'm like 20 and then with the tip.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: Well, now they give you the choice of 20, 22
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: or 25%. I know it starts at 20. And I'm like, Well, now,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: you know, she might, I don't know what this girl
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: listens to.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know if she knows me.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: She did like wink at me and she gave me
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: some almonds. Oh. Like she, I don't think she charged
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: me for the almonds.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: Still, the whole.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: Fucking thing was like $ 24 for just me by myself.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: And I'm like.
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  Speaker 4: Shocking.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: So the next week.
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  Speaker 4: Everything I do, everything I go, everywhere I go now,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: I'm shocked.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: And so then I went to Trader Joe's and I
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: got all of the stuff and I made my own
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: chicken salad every day.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: Good for you.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: And with all the things, the beets, the goat cheese,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: I just got it all. Want me to.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: Tell you what drives me nuts?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: I like that soda machine too, where you get to
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 4: pick and choose. You want a Sprite with lemon in it,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: you want a Sprite with cream soda or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Right, or the Coke one, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: So I get like a relatively big one, popcorn or whatever.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: Then I have the- Oh, at the movies. Yeah, the movies.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going into the movies, okay? I have the big soda.
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  Speaker 2: You're the one.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: You're the one who's going to the movies. I know.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: I'm the only one. And I go like first showing,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: like 10 a.m., me and one other old guy. And
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: then it drives me nuts that there's still a fucking
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: person ripping the ticket. After all these years, there's still
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: one old lady sitting there going, you're in theater seven,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: and rips the ticket. But my hands are full. I
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: can't get my ticket. And I want to say, I
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: don't want to.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, so you're the only one waiting and you're like,
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: And there's no place to put anything because she's standing there.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, what the fuck am I supposed to
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: do now?
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: Like, just trust me. I paid. I'm not ripping you
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: people off.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: So what happened? You had to put everything down?
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: I had to go put it on the floor, get
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: my ticket out, and then pick it back up. It
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 4: drives me insane. I'm like, we need to... I don't
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: want to put anyone out of a job, but we
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: need to get rid of that ticket ripper woman. Once
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 4: and for all. Yeah.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: Or have more help somewhere else.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 4: Or put a fucking little table there. I could put
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: everything down.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: Well, is that because of the hopping? I mean, you
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: could always hop.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: It just happened. It just happened.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, from movie to movie. Yeah, you could always hop.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: Movie to movie. Nobody's doing that anymore. Nobody's going to
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: the movies. I could just go home and watch it.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: Just let people in.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 4: What are you doing? This place is empty.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: Even the fancy movie theater kind of went downhill.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: It went out of business.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: Mine is still over there. But I'm like, am I
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: going to this movie to watch the movie or because
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: I can drink?
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: Because I'm always like, come on, we can get a
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: cocktail if we go to that one.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: I still love the movies. Anytime I see a movie
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: in the theater, it's better than when I watch it
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 4: at home.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: It is totally better because you're not looking at your
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: phone and you're actually experiencing it with somebody else versus
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: everyone being in their own room, watching their own movie
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: on their TV, but then also watching their phone.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, last night watching the love story about the Kennedys,
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: I had to Google, like, wait, who is she married to?
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: Which Kennedy was that? Yeah, yeah. So you could pause
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: it and do it. Yeah, so I'm half paying attention as.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: I'm Googling who Rose was married to and who, yeah.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: Anyway.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Chris, such a delight.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: Such a delight. Thank you.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: So funny. Just the best.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: Tell the Juicy Scoopers.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: Where they can go see you.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: Send me live and take free pictures with me. Well,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: next week, next week, the 19th, 20th, and 21st of March,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: I'm at Rooster Tea Feathers up there in Sunnyvale, California,
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: right up the coast. You're going to drive yourself there?
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: They're now calling it just Roosters.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: So we don't have to embarrass ourselves. All the comedians
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: have to say Rooster Tea Feathers.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: They're just calling it Roosters. It's a great club. It's
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: been there forever. I love it.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: Are you driving there?
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: I'm driving up, yeah. Well, anytime I can drive, I drive.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: Then I'm coming, I haven't been in a million years,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: to Toronto. I'm coming to Toronto.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: Ooh, international star.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: April 16th, Helium Buffalo, April 15th, comedy at the Carlson
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 4: up in Rochester, New York, the 17th. And then I
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: got back to Long Island, Governors, May 1st and 2nd,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: Nashville Zanies, May 29th and 30th, and on and on
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: and on.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: And the Governors is in Long Island.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 4: Governors in Long Island.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 4: They have Brokerage Comedy Club and- Belmore, Long Island. My people.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: My people. Long Beach.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: Long Beach, Long Island.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: I keep seeing these videos of the teachers in Long
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: Island and the mother talking with that accent. I'm like,
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: oh my God, those are my people.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the best. Long Beach, right?
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Long Beach.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so fun that he won and how
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: great it was. It was just so cool.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: Oh my God, that was so exciting.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: It was so exciting. Yeah.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: And then, you know, then, of course, we had a
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: big shit.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: Stain on it. I said, everything in this world we
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: live in, everything, no matter how fun shit is, it
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: lasts two days. And then somebody will fuck it up
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: on TikTok or whatever. Well, actually, the reality and I'll
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: forget it. We all had fun for five minutes.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: Five minutes. And I was like, you know, my cousins,
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: his sister, they all played hockey, too.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: And so it's like, they all were so, you know,
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: supportive about the women and all that stuff. And then,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: and then they're like, no, we're going to go to
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: be with, um, with the clock guy.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Flavor Flav.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: Flavor Flav. And then they're like, oh, you're going to
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: go see Flavor Flav. Well, you know, he has a
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: record too for... Assaulting women. Well, so does our president.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: All right. They just don't come. Everybody assaulting everybody up
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 4: in here.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: I was always thinking, what about the couple of girls
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: that maybe wanted to go? And they're like, oh, fuck. Yeah.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: We can't.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: I know. I feel so bad for like athletes these days.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 4: We're born in this era. We didn't choose this world.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: This is when we're born.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: This is when.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: We won the championship.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 4: And, you know, so they invite you to the White House.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: What can I tell you?
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying I agree or disagree with what goes on.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: But when are you going to have that? You may
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: never have that chance again.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: And it's just like, yeah, well, let me see it,
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: you know, like whatever. Oh, my gosh. Well, if the
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: world is still happening, go see Chris.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: All those places I just mentioned.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: And we'll be together in L.A. in May.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty excited. As a matter of fact, I met
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 4: a couple when I was in Pittsburgh or Raleigh where
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 4: I just was, and they said they're coming to that.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: They were, like, very excited to come to it.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: It sold out right away. It is officially, like, sold out.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: May 9th.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: I think I looked and there was literally, like, two
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: single tickets.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: Is it May 9th?
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: May 9th, Saturday night at the Avalon Theater. And it's
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: going to be a juicy scoop, live juicy scoop. So
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: it's going to have comedy and we're going to have
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: so much fun. It's going to be so juicy and fun.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: And I'm thrilled. And everything for me is at HeatherMcDowland.net.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: Come see me in Salt Lake City coming up in
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks, the March 20th and the 21st.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: Wise Guys, two shows a night. I'm excited to shoot
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: the shit and then let me make you laugh, people.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: And that's it. Thank you, Chris.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Cover to cover. Cover to cover.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 4: I have a podcast, everyone. Come over and listen to that.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 4: We have some fun over there.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: And make sure you also follow Chris because he gives
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: good Instagram stories. I try.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, sometimes I forget. I'm like, I haven't done
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 4: that in like three days. And then I don't feel
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 4: like it. Yeah, I'm trying. And you never know.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's just the most random thing that then like
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: everyone like attaches to.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 4: And then you got to get cute to do it.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 4: You know, you can't just do it.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: Last time I just did one where I said, because
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: I wanted to talk about something. And then I was like, oh, God,
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: I got to like, if I get cute, nobody watches.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: But if I have to do something, like I have
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: to eat.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, I saw that one. We were eating a salad.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: And so then everybody's like, oh, everyone loved that one.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: So they want, they're telling me all the other things
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: I have to do in the next story I tell.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard you got to put like lipstick on
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: or something.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: Lipstick.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: I have to do the thing. I have to do
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: the tapping of the thing.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: ASMR?
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to do a little of that.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: And.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: There's a couple oh i have to cry.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah uh there's a lot of cry a lot of
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: comedians are crying lately seeing a lot of comedians.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: Crying i always just think it's so crazy that like
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: and i i have been guilty of it i did
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: have one time where i was like crying about something
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: and i was like i should film myself.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 4: Right turn on the camera yeah just in.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: Case it's good Yeah. Just in case. But you know,
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: if you're scrolling and you see something that you follow
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: and you know, and all of a sudden they're mid-tiers,
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: you are kind of intrigued to be like, what are
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: you crying about? Did someone die? And that's why then
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: that gets going.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, gotcha.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: Because you're like, what are you crying about?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: Fooling people.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: A lot of car. I need to get in the car.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: Everyone does it in the car, which is, you know.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: I'm always like, are you really in line to pick
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: up your kid right now?
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 4: Like. Maybe that's what Britney Spears was doing. She's all
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 4: over the road doing a TikTok. Right. Yeah, she's just dancing.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 4: She was just dancing.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: Love you, Chris.
• 1:35:53
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