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Full Show 11-13-25: The Turkey Egg · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: You know how I know it's going to be a
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  Speaker 2: good day today.
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  Speaker 3: How's it?
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  Speaker 4: I spent a good twenty minutes last night prepping for
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  Speaker 4: the surprise I have for you today.
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  Speaker 3: What do you need to spend twenty minutes on the
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  Speaker 3: prep for?
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  Speaker 4: Oh you'll find out at seven o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: It's at seven.
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  Speaker 2: It's at seven.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, it's coming out real soon.
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  Speaker 2: So cart it's a good surprise today. I'm so excited
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  Speaker 2: for it. I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 5: This is gonna be like that pumpkin we did a while,
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  Speaker 5: but I don't know where you brought it in, and
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  Speaker 5: I didn't know what to say because it was a
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  Speaker 5: pumpkin of me.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know you're either gonna be like, oh, this
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  Speaker 4: is pretty cool, or you're gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Be like, I'm gonna go with option too. How it
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  Speaker 3: dends to go, I don't know yet.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see everybody listening all love it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad. I'm glad we're get enjoyment.
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  Speaker 2: Out of this. I don't know why people love when
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  Speaker 2: I torture you. But now here's the thing. You think
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  Speaker 2: it's hard on you.
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  Speaker 4: It's hard on me because now I've got to outdo
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  Speaker 4: myself every time.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta sit every day and be like, what.
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  Speaker 3: Am I going to do to produce a blake? Max Love?
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  Speaker 3: Let me have you on something. You don't have to
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  Speaker 3: do that I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't, but it's fun. You know how you never had
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  Speaker 2: a big sister.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't want one.
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  Speaker 2: Now you do.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be honestly, I never asked for one. I pray
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  Speaker 5: for certain things, and that was not one of the prayers.
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  Speaker 2: I said, this is what it's like. Well, too bad,
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  Speaker 2: you're stuck with me. Oh God, Hey, good morning. Thanks
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  Speaker 2: for listening to the show. Seven o'clock. It's going to
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  Speaker 2: be real good.
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  Speaker 4: Make sure you're here or you can call in right
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  Speaker 4: now if you want, because we love to hear from
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  Speaker 4: you all throughout the morning. Eight three three five oh one,
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  Speaker 4: Bama is the number.
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  Speaker 1: Is what the hell? Headlines hell on the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, woman got busted for driving one hundred and seven
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  Speaker 4: miles per hour.
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  Speaker 2: To get a pizza?
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  Speaker 3: Why hought and ready?
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  Speaker 4: Huh that's exactly where she was calling Little Caesars.
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  Speaker 2: Guess where it happened.
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  Speaker 3: I had to be Florida.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, She was arrested after being clocked at driving one
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  Speaker 4: hundred and seven miles per hour and a fifty five
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  Speaker 4: mile per hour zone.
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  Speaker 2: And when the cops pulled her over, they were like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: why were you driving so fast?
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  Speaker 4: She said, I was trying to get to Little Caesar's
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  Speaker 4: before they closed, before they closed. Yeah, And if you're wondering, no,
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  Speaker 4: she didn't make it, but she did make it to jail.
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  Speaker 3: I love that.
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  Speaker 4: Why Super Easy Trivia with the Yellamma show eight three
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  Speaker 2: Chris, good morning. What are you doing right now?
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  Speaker 6: I'm sitting in the parking lot at my.
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  Speaker 4: Are you waiting to go in because you don't want
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  Speaker 4: to go in? Or did you want to get play
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  Speaker 4: Super Easy Trivia?
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  Speaker 2: Did you get to work early today?
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  Speaker 6: Both?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? When do you have to When does work start? Seven?
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  Speaker 2: Six thirty?
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  Speaker 6: Technically seven?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: What do you do for that forty five minutes that
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  Speaker 4: you see it? No? No, no, I mean, but what
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  Speaker 4: do you do while you're sitting in your cart waiting
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  Speaker 4: to go in? Scrolling TikTok, texting people, listening to the radio.
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  Speaker 4: I love it can answer, Chris, where are you a mechanic.
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  Speaker 6: At the Msweeny Christ Dog Dealership.
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  Speaker 2: We love those guys.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all are awesome, so thank you for listening to us
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  Speaker 4: before you go into work. Chris, if you want to
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  Speaker 4: play Supreezy trivia, who wins some Homestead Hollow tickets?
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely all right.
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  Speaker 2: I'll ask the questions producer Blake is your lifeline? Are
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  Speaker 2: you ready? I'm ready? All right?
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  Speaker 4: Question number one, what do you call somebody who can
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  Speaker 4: write with both hands?
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  Speaker 2: Pampadextrius would be it.
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  Speaker 4: Next one, what state is called the sunshine State?
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  Speaker 2: Philadelphia?
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  Speaker 7: No, it is always sunny in Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 3: I like Bennet, I do know that show.
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  Speaker 2: But Blake help them out. What's the sunshine state?
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be Florida.
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  Speaker 2: Florida.
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  Speaker 3: Oh good answer.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, we'll give you a point for that.
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  Speaker 4: Last one, Chris, for the wind who is known as
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  Speaker 4: the King of Pop, he's.
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  Speaker 2: Not with us anymore. He has a very famous elevator.
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  Speaker 2: Michael Jackson would be it.
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  Speaker 4: Congratulations, buddy, you're going to Homestead Hollow.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 2: There's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 4: Santa is coming to Birmingham for a good cause. You
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  Speaker 4: can take your kids to get photos and help with
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  Speaker 4: Children's Harbor. Every dollar made from the photos is going
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  Speaker 4: to go to Children's Harbor's Family Emergency Assistant Fund Assistant's Fund,
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  Speaker 4: so this helps families in need. He'll be at the
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  Speaker 4: market at Pepper Place Friday, November twenty second. If you
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  Speaker 2: The last ever uspenny was minted yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: I will seeing that they were stopping it, but I
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  Speaker 3: didn't know it already finished.
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday was the very last day.
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  Speaker 4: President Trump directed the Treasury Department to stop making them
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  Speaker 4: because pennies cost more than a penny to make. The
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  Speaker 4: first ever penny was made in seventeen ninety three. There's
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  Speaker 4: still billions of pennies in circulation, so don't you worry.
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  Speaker 4: And our good old buddy Acon got arrested yesterday on.
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  Speaker 2: A poor little acons.
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  Speaker 3: You see this.
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  Speaker 2: He got arrested.
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  Speaker 4: He's already out of jail. But what happened was his
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  Speaker 4: license was suspended. He didn't go to court, so there
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  Speaker 4: was a warrant out for him, and he was driving
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  Speaker 4: a Tesla cyber truck in Georgia. The cops were patrolling.
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  Speaker 4: They saw the Tesla stranded in the middle of the road.
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  Speaker 4: When they pulled over, Acon said, my battery died and
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  Speaker 4: they were like okay, and they called a tow truck
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  Speaker 4: to help him. But then they ran his license and
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  Speaker 4: found out it was suspended. They arrested him on the scene.
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  Speaker 4: Also he had an illegal vape in his console.
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  Speaker 5: I love this story, this story of it, because it's
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  Speaker 5: so funny that he's sang about this for years and
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  Speaker 5: now he's an actual confidence.
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  Speaker 2: Now he's in jail.
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  Speaker 4: His license has been suspended since twenty twenty three.
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  Speaker 2: It's been to Acon, get your.
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  Speaker 4: Life together, buddy. He's got enough money, he's driving a Tesla.
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  Speaker 4: It's all like he could afford to. Just Oh, let
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  Speaker 4: me go get a new license.
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  Speaker 2: Go to court.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, Acon, convict.
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  Speaker 4: The sweckt Things you need to know more at the
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  Speaker 4: Alabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on to Man Free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 2: Here's your beautiful surprise Producer Blake.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is kind of creeping me up. A little
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  Speaker 3: bit of.
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  Speaker 2: His art Autumn vibes him Alabama.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. We like to
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  Speaker 4: do fun things for Producer Blake regularly on the show.
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  Speaker 4: So here's what I have decided to do.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, We're gonna have a friendsgiving today because Thanksgivings coming
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  Speaker 8: up today.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And as your friend, I'm gonna make you breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I don't like where this is going.
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  Speaker 2: I have brought in a hot plate, okay.
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  Speaker 8: I have brought in a skillet okay, and a spatula,
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  Speaker 8: and I brought cheese. And I also brought what we
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  Speaker 8: will be scrambling for you today.
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  Speaker 3: What is it?
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  Speaker 9: Is going to be your very own hang on, let
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  Speaker 9: me fix this, your very own I see an egg carton,
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  Speaker 9: but this is gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Be your very own turkey egg.
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  Speaker 3: What do you want me to do with this?
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna scramble you a turkey egg for my neighbor's turkey.
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  Speaker 2: My neighbor's turkey laid.
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  Speaker 3: This the other day. I was like, can I have that?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go make it for producer Blake. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: scramble you a turkey egg. Say it's a turkey egg.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like fertilize or whatever it is. It's not fertilized.
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  Speaker 4: No, there's no male turkey even if it was the
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  Speaker 4: eggs you eat that.
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  Speaker 2: I bring fertilized. You just don't let a baby grow.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna have a turkey egg today, Okay, what what.
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  Speaker 3: Are they supposed to taste like? Are they like?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna you're gonna try it for the whole world.
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  Speaker 3: A spekle.
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  Speaker 2: That turkey eggs like.
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  Speaker 3: That when you google it.
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  Speaker 2: Some gourmet chefs use turkey eggs. It's bigger, it's richer.
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  Speaker 3: It is not bigger than the regular eggs. It is bigger.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna show your regular eggs.
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  Speaker 7: What are you gonna get people eat the Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 7: gonna cook it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna cook it. We're gonna take a break. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna cook you this turkey egg, and then you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: eat it. Do you want to scrambled or over easy?
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  Speaker 3: Over easy? Okay? I don't know how to do that.
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  Speaker 4: You feel like you have it option it makes it
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  Speaker 4: better'na scramble your turkey egg.
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  Speaker 7: You're gonna eat it, and that's gonna be on the way,
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  Speaker 7: So don't go anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: If you're listening to the Alabama Show on.
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  Speaker 4: Demand, let's crack the turkey egg and see how the
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  Speaker 4: inside looks. That's harder to crack than a normal egg.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it smells like burnt hair in here.
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  Speaker 2: That's hard to crack. It's not even up there.
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  Speaker 9: We go.
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  Speaker 3: Oh and it's splooched out.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, you may have some shell in your egg. Ipe,
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  Speaker 5: Turkey shell tastes better than chicken.
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  Speaker 3: Ele weird shell.
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  Speaker 10: Now we put the butter on the hot plate. Do
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  Speaker 10: you turkey egg for breakfast today? It's friendsgiving.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, show gobble seeing how orange it is.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard that turkey eggs are very rich.
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  Speaker 4: They use them in for gourmet and countries, Oh, countries.
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  Speaker 3: It looks like a storm wrocket eggs.
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  Speaker 5: Look like that's a thicker that's thicker than I don't
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  Speaker 5: want that.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we're almost done with the turkey egg omelet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just so scared.
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  Speaker 2: It's so thick. It's gonna be so good. And this
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  Speaker 2: is fresh fresh from the farm. The turkey lighted yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Never do you get a.
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  Speaker 2: Day fresh turkey egg to eat for breakfast.
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  Speaker 4: You're welcome, Yes here, this is gonna be It smells good.
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  Speaker 3: It don't smell bad. But do we have a we
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  Speaker 3: don't have fire extinction. We do.
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  Speaker 4: If we have a fire extinguisher, we're.
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  Speaker 2: Not going to catch the building on my a.
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  Speaker 3: We have the smoking here because we're Bossia.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever, it'll be okay. We'll just tell miss the turkey egg.
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  Speaker 2: How cooked?
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  Speaker 3: Do you like your eggs?
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  Speaker 2: Just kids a little runny?
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  Speaker 4: No, this is okay.
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: This is our friend is being breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: Does our boss know you're doing this?
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: No, really doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we're gonna get so much trouble today.
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  Speaker 5: On the show.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, for just turning on your radio.
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  Speaker 4: I am currently in the studio live making a turkey
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  Speaker 4: egg that my neighbor's turkey laid for producer.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: Blake gobble Gobble. Happy Thanksgiving, gobble Gobble. I put a
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  Speaker 2: lot of cheese in it for you.
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  Speaker 5: I'm open at taste, deesentw Are you going to save
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  Speaker 5: something for you?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 2: Is this shake is just for me. This is my
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  Speaker 2: gift to you.
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  Speaker 4: I can get turkey eggs anytime, but when do you
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  Speaker 4: get a gourmet meal like this?
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  Speaker 2: This is very rare. You should savor it.
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  Speaker 3: All Okay, all.
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  Speaker 7: Right, you ready to hear there's your turkey egg, scrambled
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  Speaker 7: and ready to ready to eat.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, this is like sticky consistency.
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  Speaker 2: How just it's the cheese. It's the cheese. Try the turkey.
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  Speaker 2: Try the turkey.
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  Speaker 3: A go okay, that is a that's a different taste.
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  Speaker 5: It tastes like I don't have it tastes like rubber
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  Speaker 5: if you give it leg.
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  Speaker 3: Like a like a new clean sock from a store.
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  Speaker 2: Today, gourmet A.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't. It smells than people.
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  Speaker 4: People pay hundreds of dollars for that. Thanksgiving thanks gobble gobble,
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  Speaker 4: gobble gobble.
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  Speaker 2: It's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to help people around the Birmingham area
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  Speaker 4: who do need food. Now through January eighth, Mondays through Thursdays,
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  Speaker 4: you can donate non perishable canned goods at Irondale City Hall.
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  Speaker 2: Clean out your pantry. You probably have stuff in there
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  Speaker 2: you're not going to use, so just go donate it.
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  Speaker 4: It will help with people in need of food, especially
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  Speaker 4: since the government shut down has really affected people who
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  Speaker 4: use snap. That's at Irondale City Hall Monday through Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a turkey tip. Don't put it in the dishwasher.
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  Speaker 4: Who's turkey's in the dish For people who are calling
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  Speaker 4: the butterball Turkey talk Line.
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  Speaker 2: It's back.
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  Speaker 4: The Turkey talk line has been around for years where
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  Speaker 4: people call.
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  Speaker 2: And ask tips for cooking turkey.
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  Speaker 4: Here's so if you do have issues, you can call
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  Speaker 4: Butterballs talk line. But here's some of the questions people
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  Speaker 4: have asked. Can I wash my turkey in the dishwasher? No?
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  Speaker 4: The next question is it okay to eat the turkey
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  Speaker 4: after it was left outside to thaw and animals got
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  Speaker 4: into it?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say no, what are people do it? And
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  Speaker 2: here's another one that.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody asked, what's the best way to cook a turkey
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  Speaker 4: that's been in the freezer since nineteen sixty nine?
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  Speaker 5: You don't put that outside and let the animals get
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  Speaker 5: into it.
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  Speaker 3: You don't need Butterball to answer that one for you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a good luck with your turkey cooking this holiday season.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: Kevin Feederline has said that Britney Spears's sons are actually
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: trying to mend the bond with her because this has
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: been an ongoing saga.
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  Speaker 2: He came out with a memoir. He's dropping a lot
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: of stuff about Brittany. People are upset.
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  Speaker 4: Brittany's been posting online. There is clearly a big riff
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: between Brittany her sons and Kevin. So here's what Kevin
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: said while he was on tour promoting his book. He said,
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  Speaker 4: the kids are trying to find a way to mend
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  Speaker 4: a bond with their mom. I know that a lot
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  Speaker 4: of people think that this book hurt that situation, but
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  Speaker 4: we've done everything else and I have to.
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  Speaker 2: Be the bad guy, so be it. I don't. I'm
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  Speaker 2: so dumb.
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  Speaker 3: This is an odd situation.
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  Speaker 4: I know, just in the famous words of whatever that
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  Speaker 4: online person said years.
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  Speaker 2: Ago, life Britty alone.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 4: That's the right things you need to know more at
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  Speaker 2: Crystal, good morning, what's your good news?
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  Speaker 6: I just want to tell you how much I enjoyed
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  Speaker 6: that Marion five concert.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, he won with us? How good? How how great?
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  Speaker 2: Was it?
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  Speaker 6: But not Adam Levine taking his shirt off. I never
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  Speaker 6: I never realized watching him on TV that he was
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  Speaker 6: cut up.
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  Speaker 2: He's hot, he is extremely girl.
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  Speaker 6: He took that take pop off and I bout fell
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  Speaker 6: out my chair. You weren't there with your husband Wayne,
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  Speaker 6: No I took a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Good answer.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say, because his music
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  Speaker 3: is so good, like the way he sings h it was.
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  Speaker 6: It was incredible and he did my favorite song last
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  Speaker 6: and we were walking to the merch table. Okay, so
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  Speaker 6: Crystal had to run back to her singing in videos
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  Speaker 6: him singing sugar?
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  Speaker 2: Was he still shirtless singing sugar?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Girl, He come walking down that runway like a runway model,
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  Speaker 6: like his life, and he had the mic stand over
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  Speaker 6: his shoulders.
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  Speaker 4: My lord, thank you, thank you for giving that visual
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  Speaker 4: for all of us ladies this morning listening to you,
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  Speaker 4: because that is a great way to have a morning.
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  Speaker 4: Look, post it, post it and tag the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: That way the whole world can go see it.
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: Won't let me post it to dugum Wall.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Find the best.
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: Three minutes of it, and you get on Instagram and
• 16:32
  Speaker 7: you go tag the Alabama Show.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Make us a collaborator, okay, I will.
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: I will love.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: You, Kristal, have a good day the Alabama Show onto me.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: I get to tell you today.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: I told you, sir, Well you've been waiting on this
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: probably one week.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: By the way, thanks for listening to the Alabama Show.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: I'm Alabama with producer Blake.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: When did I tell you a week ago, maybe a
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: week and a half, when your girlfriend got her own.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: Apartment, Well, you said she'd be sick of me, which
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: isn't only the case.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: I said that you could not go there every day
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: because you were going to.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Drive her nuts.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Right, you were half right. I'll give you half right.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: You were half right.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: What did your girlfriend tell you?
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: She said, Hey, can you just come over in two
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: days instead of tomorrow?
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: I need a day to myself.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Told you so apart right, It was not actually right
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: she said.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: And what she said she needed.
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: A day with no people because she had been around
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: for like three days in a row, with like a
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: group of people every day.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: And she's just being nice.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Well she was like, yeah, that's just me.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Have her space.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: I give her space. But guess what the next day
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: I showed up, you were two days. I did her
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: give her three days?
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: You don't need it. Why are you there all the time?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Because I love my girlfriend and I want to see her.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I think you just want to get away from your roommates.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Now I don't see them that often, but I do
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: want to get away to go see my girlfriend because
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: she's been away, like she's not living near me.
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: What's the famous saying though absence makes the what her girl?
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: Fender?
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: I had that absence, and now it's time to get
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: good fonder.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: You just put her in shock. You don't need to
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: be there every day.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: I'm not there, okay, And I love your girlfriend.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: You were with her last night when I called you,
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: y'all were watching a movie.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: We were going to get at her house. Yeah, we
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: were watching a movie. She wanted to watch the movie.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Don't blame me.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: She wanted She said, Hey, let's watch this because we
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: got a movie coming up this weekend.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Let's watch this.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: We're on TikTok Live. Go follow the Alabama show in
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: the comments right now. Somebody just called you a stage
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: five clinger, and you can call me what you want.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Watch time to get fun.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Look if I go. We went two and a half
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: years living an hour and.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: A half to two hours away, so long distance. I
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and now we both like to spend time together.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: I get this.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: She needs a be like I think she needs more
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: than a day shows a day. She's used to seeing
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: you once a week, and now she's gone to just
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: have been away from you once a week.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: That is culture shock.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: It's making up tyrant lost Tom.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Call the show.
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: I eight three three five oh one, Bama is the
• 19:19
  Speaker 9: number if you would like to give producer Blake advice.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: That's All'm gonna say.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good or bad? You go for it.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Eight three three five oh one two two six two.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe we'll call your girlfriend.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Next Good look the Alabama Show on to Man, It's amazing.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Three on the iHeartRadio app.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: If you missed it.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Producer Blake has been staying at his girlfriend's brand new
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: apartment too much, and she told him not to come
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: over for a night because she needed a break.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: It's probably gonna happen if.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: You want to call the show and give Blake advice.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: But we have producer Blake's girlfriend on the line. Good morning, Elise, Hey,
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: good morning, how are you good?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: How are you? I am great?
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Because I just got to tell producer Blake I told
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: you so, because I'll literally told him right before you
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: moved into your apartment. I said, do not go to
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: Elisa's house every day because you're gonna get on her nerves.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: And he just told me that you asked him not
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: to come over on Monday because you needed a break.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Can confirm how many days a week has Producer Blake
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: been coming over to your new apartment apart.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: From Monday all of them?
• 20:24
  Speaker 8: How long?
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: How long does he stay when he's over there?
• 20:29
  Speaker 10: It's usually like ten or eleven, but yesterday it was
• 20:32
  Speaker 10: like nine.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, How many hours does he like? Does
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: he get there as soon as you get off work
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: and stay until you go to sleep? Pretty much? Yeah?
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: Blake?
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay doing that?
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Can you not even take a shower and get ready
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: for the next day and decompress?
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: You don't want to say it, do you know? I
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: take a shower and everything after you leave? What is
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: the Because I have lived with boys and I know
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: how annoying it is. What's the most annoying thing that
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: he does at your apartment? Does he make a mess?
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Does he leave the toilet set up? I don't know. Okay,
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: nothing has annoyed me so far.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: I am trying to be as considered as possible when
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: I'm at other people's houses, especially hers.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Good, well, don't let him move.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Has he already started bringing stuff to your apartment to
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: leave over there?
• 21:26
  Speaker 8: No?
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: He has not, say good job.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: I do not do anything to push the boundaries. And
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: plus I always say are you ready for me to leave?
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: I always do I not, at least I say it
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: every time.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I don't remember anything even started.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Now, I am telling you if he drives you nuts,
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: you tell him to because.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: I told him. I asked him a minute ago. I said,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: producer Blake, what's the famous phrase? Absent makes the what
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: heart grow fond? There we go? Sometimes she needs an absence.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: And he did say he was going to get a
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: drawer at your apartment at some point.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Okay, that was a joke, sure joke, but also, first off,
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: rude that you're you're playing this part now?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: If you're ready for me to go? I always ask
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: around seven o'clock because I'm like, are you ready for
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: me to go? She's like, now you can hang out
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: for a little bit longer.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: I also have this problem with producer Blake where he
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: remembers past events differently than they happened.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: No, don't start this, don't start the story.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Don't start this. You two together.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: I should have never given you each other's phone numbers. Well,
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: this should have never.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Happened, Alas, I love you.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: If you ever need help, Dragon producer Blake out of
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: your apartment, you know who to call.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, I do, I've got you. I love you, I
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: love you. Bye.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: We're listening to the Alabama Show on dement.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, writing from one to ten, how would you say
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: a turkey egg taste.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: If you had the song factor, I'm going to give
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: it about a sixth. It tasted like a sack, a
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: new sock out of a factory.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Anyway, we're done. Enjoy the rest of your day.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: If you missed anything on the show today, go download
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• 23:16
  Speaker 4: and we will see you right in early tomorrow morning.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.