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- 0:07Speaker 1: The Large Nerdroun Collider Podcast is a production of My
- 0:10Speaker 1: Heart Radio. Hey everybody, welcome to the Large Nerdrun Collider Podcast,
- 0:22Speaker 1: the podcast that's all about the geeky things happening in
- 0:25Speaker 1: the world around us and how very excited we are
- 0:27Speaker 1: about them. I'm Ariel casting and with me as always
- 0:31Speaker 1: as Hulk Smash Jonathan Strickland. I'm going to eat, pray,
- 0:35Speaker 1: and love. That's clever. Yeah, that's that will be more
- 0:40Speaker 1: clever as we get further into this episode. Well, Ariel,
- 0:44Speaker 1: before we get started, I of course have a question.
- 0:53Speaker 1: So Ariel, Yes, what is a skill you would love
- 0:59Speaker 1: to develop? Oh? Goodness gracious, all of them? Yeah, I
- 1:04Speaker 1: mean you can pick one. It doesn't have to be
- 1:06Speaker 1: your favorite or anything. Um I would I mean I
- 1:10Speaker 1: would like to, um be able to fly do you
- 1:16Speaker 1: mean like an airplane or like up up in a way.
- 1:19Speaker 1: That's not a skill, that's a superpower. Now, I would
- 1:24Speaker 1: really like to be better at martial arts. It's something
- 1:26Speaker 1: it's completely attainable. Um. I keep saying. I want to
- 1:29Speaker 1: take stunt work and and and some more martial forms
- 1:32Speaker 1: and so that's really it. It's high on my list. Okay,
- 1:37Speaker 1: that's a good one. Yeah, it goes along with being
- 1:40Speaker 1: a barbarian in real life. What about you, Jonathan, I'd
- 1:44Speaker 1: like to develop my skill at shopping at Marshall's Martial Arts.
- 1:49Speaker 1: It's the art of art of shopping. No, it's not.
- 1:52Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like, Yeah, you're not being honest.
- 1:54Speaker 1: I mean shopping at Marshall's is a skill. No, yeah,
- 1:58Speaker 1: I don't have it. But no, no, no, no, the
- 2:01Speaker 1: s I'll tell you what. I what skill I would
- 2:03Speaker 1: actually love to develop because I've never been good at
- 2:05Speaker 1: it and I always invied people who took in the
- 2:11Speaker 1: time and figured out how to get good at it.
- 2:14Speaker 1: That would be roller skating. Ah. Yes, I used to
- 2:19Speaker 1: be able to roller skate. I wasn't like phenomenal. I
- 2:24Speaker 1: could go in a big circle and a rink and
- 2:26Speaker 1: that was it. Like I couldn't do any other like
- 2:29Speaker 1: I couldn't. I certainly couldn't use the brakes properly because
- 2:32Speaker 1: if I tried, I would have just like flipped over
- 2:35Speaker 1: onto my face. Yep. I also had a habit of
- 2:39Speaker 1: losing my balance and falling down and that's how I
- 2:41Speaker 1: sprained my wrist once because I did what you're not
- 2:43Speaker 1: supposed to do, which is to put my hands out.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Um I I you know, whereas I've got friends who
- 2:50Speaker 1: could do things like they could do the turnaround and
- 2:53Speaker 1: skate backwards and you know, do some of the just
- 2:57Speaker 1: the cool stuff. And I'm like, I know that this
- 2:59Speaker 1: is all out aided in like late seventies, early eighties
- 3:02Speaker 1: kind of stuff. But I've always thought it would be
- 3:05Speaker 1: really cool to to develop that skill. I've just never like,
- 3:09Speaker 1: I never went skating enough to ever get good. I
- 3:13Speaker 1: was always incredibly awkward and one step away from totally
- 3:18Speaker 1: wiping out. So I was decent at roller skating. I
- 3:21Speaker 1: used to do late skates all the time, but that
- 3:22Speaker 1: was years and years and years ago. But I was
- 3:25Speaker 1: never very good at roller blading. I remember back when
- 3:27Speaker 1: roller blades first became like a public consumption thing as
- 3:31Speaker 1: opposed to just a tool that hockey players used to
- 3:33Speaker 1: train in the off season. And I tried them at
- 3:35Speaker 1: a fall festival and I went down a ramp on them,
- 3:38Speaker 1: and I grabbed onto the ramp and I got a giant,
- 3:41Speaker 1: giant splinter in my hand. And ever since then, I
- 3:43Speaker 1: had kind of been afraid of them because they didn't
- 3:44Speaker 1: have the same stability as I did in roller skates,
- 3:47Speaker 1: but a lot of my friends have actually picked up
- 3:49Speaker 1: roller skating during the pandemic and bought pairs and are
- 3:52Speaker 1: relearning the skill. Wow, I haven't, but it is one
- 3:56Speaker 1: of those things that I when I see like a
- 4:00Speaker 1: a video of people, Like there was some music video
- 4:03Speaker 1: I watched not too long ago where it had a
- 4:05Speaker 1: group of people doing like choreographed skating and the kind
- 4:09Speaker 1: of did some dancing along with it, and I was
- 4:11Speaker 1: just like, this is cool, and it's very seventies, but
- 4:13Speaker 1: it's cool. So I had pictures of my aunt doing
- 4:17Speaker 1: roller disco, like in full costume and everything. That's awesome.
- 4:21Speaker 1: That's awesome, that's super cool. Well, we have lots of
- 4:25Speaker 1: cool stuff to talk about today, none of it involves
- 4:27Speaker 1: roller skating as far as I know. I mean, maybe
- 4:30Speaker 1: there could be roller skating and some of these things,
- 4:32Speaker 1: but I'm not aware of it. But our first thing
- 4:35Speaker 1: is something that popped up just before we started recording,
- 4:38Speaker 1: and Ariel, why don't you introduce what that is? Disney
- 4:42Speaker 1: releases trailer for the Shehawk series that's coming to Disney
- 4:45Speaker 1: Plus and Jonathan and I had very different reactions to it. Oh,
- 4:51Speaker 1: you didn't like it. I did not. I why did not?
- 4:59Speaker 1: I love it? I thought the comedy was great and
- 5:02Speaker 1: the acting was good, but the c g I faces
- 5:04Speaker 1: made me feel like I was back on that old
- 5:06Speaker 1: movie The Polar Express. Yeah, okay, I get it. Like
- 5:10Speaker 1: the especially she Hulks face definitely looks more cartoonish than
- 5:14Speaker 1: it looks realistic, and I don't disagree with that. I
- 5:18Speaker 1: did think that was probably the weakest part, but I'm
- 5:22Speaker 1: able to forgive it simply because it is a Disney
- 5:25Speaker 1: Plus series and hopefully it'll be refined a bit before
- 5:28Speaker 1: it actually ends up airing. But yeah, no, there's no
- 5:34Speaker 1: there's no denying it. The face of she huwk is.
- 5:38Speaker 1: I mean, it is very cartoony. It looks like a cartoon.
- 5:40Speaker 1: It does not look like an actual face, which is
- 5:43Speaker 1: weird because you know they've done this so much like
- 5:46Speaker 1: Fanos didn't look cartoony, didn't look human, but it looked
- 5:50Speaker 1: like it was like a real face. Um that is unfortunate.
- 5:56Speaker 1: But I love the content. Yeah, I liked the content.
- 6:00Speaker 1: Now Moonnight, I guess is the every All of the
- 6:03Speaker 1: other Disney Plus TV shows have seemed okay with their
- 6:06Speaker 1: side with their um c G I even one division
- 6:09Speaker 1: because I used a lot of practical effects in that
- 6:12Speaker 1: Moon Night looked a little bit c g I, but
- 6:14Speaker 1: I was able to get past it in the context
- 6:16Speaker 1: of the story. Um. But yeah, this is this is
- 6:20Speaker 1: even a step down from that for me, which is
- 6:22Speaker 1: a shame. I'm hopeful that when the series comes out
- 6:25Speaker 1: that maybe they will have spent a little more time
- 6:27Speaker 1: and then it will look a little more refined. But yeah,
- 6:30Speaker 1: I can see where that's an issue. But but like,
- 6:34Speaker 1: if you can get past that, I think there's a
- 6:37Speaker 1: lot to enjoy their Like the characterizations were fun. Um
- 6:41Speaker 1: And I'm also really kind of hoping that we get
- 6:45Speaker 1: Matt murdochs showing up in an episode. Yeah. Yeah. At
- 6:50Speaker 1: one point in the trailer, she Hulk, who is played
- 6:53Speaker 1: by Tatianamislani. If you've if you've watched Orphan Black, that's her.
- 6:56Speaker 1: She's a great actress. Um says I'm not a superhero,
- 7:01Speaker 1: and I expected her to say I'm a lawyer, and
- 7:03Speaker 1: she didn't, But that's what I expected to come out
- 7:06Speaker 1: of her mouth. Yeah, you know, I I suggest people
- 7:10Speaker 1: go out seek it out, watch the trailer and yeah,
- 7:14Speaker 1: if you can get past that cartoon face, see what
- 7:16Speaker 1: you think, Like, I don't know. Maybe I was just feeling, uh,
- 7:21Speaker 1: very generous because I'm hallucinating due to heat exhaustion. I
- 7:26Speaker 1: mean maybe, But the problem is, like the first face
- 7:28Speaker 1: that I noticed it being weird on was actually Mark Ruffalo,
- 7:32Speaker 1: the Hulks face, because he's in it, and the first
- 7:34Speaker 1: time they showed his face, I'm like, well, that looks
- 7:36Speaker 1: a little dorpy. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't look nearly at
- 7:39Speaker 1: the same quality as the films. And you get it, like,
- 7:41Speaker 1: you know that the budget they're working with and the
- 7:44Speaker 1: resources they're working with are a fraction of what they
- 7:47Speaker 1: have for the big ticket Marvel movies, but you do
- 7:50Speaker 1: hope that they can at least come close to matching
- 7:53Speaker 1: it so that you're consistent. Yeah, I will still watch it,
- 7:57Speaker 1: though that's going to happen, because I used to want
- 7:59Speaker 1: to be to she well, are you going to watch
- 8:03Speaker 1: Pixar's next big film, which is called Elemental? You know,
- 8:08Speaker 1: I don't know. I haven't watched a lot of their
- 8:10Speaker 1: more recent stuff, honestly. Um, yeah, so I didn't watch
- 8:15Speaker 1: The Good Dinosaur. Well that's not recent at all, and
- 8:20Speaker 1: it's terrible. Gosh, I'm trying to remember what their other
- 8:23Speaker 1: more recent stuff is sol Thats good, It's good. Inside
- 8:30Speaker 1: Out would be another one. I did watch inside Out,
- 8:33Speaker 1: which is what this Elemental movie looks like from it's
- 8:36Speaker 1: very uh like, we don't know much about it yet
- 8:40Speaker 1: other than it's it's about other than some basic um
- 8:45Speaker 1: concept art and a little bit about the premise, which
- 8:47Speaker 1: is it's about being in a melting pot city, and
- 8:51Speaker 1: it's about elements like Earth, fire, windwater, heart, Right, what
- 8:55Speaker 1: the heart? What are you doing captain planet? That's I'm okay, okay,
- 9:02Speaker 1: we're not doing our matchup right now, Ariel, and that
- 9:05Speaker 1: is not that's not in our match up either, So
- 9:08Speaker 1: you just you just captain Planet yourself backwards a bit. Yeah.
- 9:12Speaker 1: The the article we we cite is from Polygon, and
- 9:17Speaker 1: it has a little passage that says Elemental takes place
- 9:21Speaker 1: in a world where the four elements Fire, water, land,
- 9:24Speaker 1: and air land instead of Earth whatever, are alive and
- 9:28Speaker 1: live alongside one another. The movie will follow Ember, a
- 9:32Speaker 1: fiery young woman, and Wade a go with the flow
- 9:35Speaker 1: guy water. In other words, and U they have a
- 9:39Speaker 1: little bit of a of a like a sketch kind
- 9:42Speaker 1: of showing a concept. And yeah, we we both decided
- 9:47Speaker 1: that this looks like it's a mash up of insight
- 9:51Speaker 1: Out where you have characters who have one defining characteristic
- 9:56Speaker 1: that the guides their personality, and Zootopia, where you have
- 10:01Speaker 1: characters who are mismatched pushed together all the inside out?
- 10:05Speaker 1: Was that too because you had joy and sadness together
- 10:07Speaker 1: the whole time. So yeah, I don't know. They like,
- 10:11Speaker 1: I'm sure that Pixar will do a lot with this.
- 10:14Speaker 1: I'm sure that it will go well beyond the little
- 10:18Speaker 1: premise we've been told. But just based on the very
- 10:22Speaker 1: small amount of information we have, I feel like this
- 10:25Speaker 1: is retreading ground they've already you know, thoroughly marched across.
- 10:32Speaker 1: Possibly it could also be horrific because in the picture
- 10:34Speaker 1: we see we see the go with the flow, and
- 10:37Speaker 1: we see the water. Didn't we see the fire girl,
- 10:39Speaker 1: but air and land. They're walking on land and they're
- 10:42Speaker 1: walking through air. And also fire needs oxygen to burn, right,
- 10:48Speaker 1: So maybe this fire character is constantly burning the air
- 10:53Speaker 1: character just by walking through her all the time, assuming
- 10:58Speaker 1: the airs of her. Um, that's probably gonna happen. We're
- 11:02Speaker 1: just gonna hear. We're not gonna be able to hear
- 11:04Speaker 1: any any dialogue at all. It'll just be air screaming
- 11:09Speaker 1: the entire time. Um, and that will be it will
- 11:13Speaker 1: be a very art piece. Okay, well we're not obviously
- 11:17Speaker 1: we're not. We're not sold on this concept yet. But again,
- 11:21Speaker 1: it's Pixar. Pixar has a pretty good track record. I
- 11:24Speaker 1: don't know how light Year is going to come out,
- 11:26Speaker 1: but you know they have a pretty good track record. Um.
- 11:30Speaker 1: But our next story is one that I assume has
- 11:36Speaker 1: my co host a little excited, excited and scared. So
- 11:40Speaker 1: David Tennant and Katherine Tate are coming back to Doctor
- 11:43Speaker 1: Who for the sixtieth anniversary, along with Rustle T. Davies.
- 11:48Speaker 1: And on the one hand, they were by far my
- 11:51Speaker 1: favorite duo, even though Tenant David Tennant was not my
- 11:56Speaker 1: favorite doctor, Doctor ten which is the doctor he played,
- 12:00Speaker 1: and Donna, which is who Katherine tap played, were my
- 12:03Speaker 1: favorite pairing because they had a really good friendship and
- 12:08Speaker 1: I felt it was especially as the character grew as
- 12:11Speaker 1: the campaigning character Donna grew became pretty balanced. Some people
- 12:14Speaker 1: disagree with me there, um, but I'm also very worried
- 12:18Speaker 1: because the end of their arc left them with the
- 12:21Speaker 1: Doctor wiping Donna's memory and she could never see him
- 12:25Speaker 1: or remember him, or she would instantly die. So I'm
- 12:28Speaker 1: really worried. There's so many ways around that. One while
- 12:32Speaker 1: they could kill her, but two, this could be some
- 12:37Speaker 1: This could be an alternate timeline. It could take place
- 12:40Speaker 1: in the past and not have anything to do with
- 12:43Speaker 1: current time. Like, there's so many ways of having those
- 12:48Speaker 1: characters interact with one another that doesn't involve them meeting
- 12:53Speaker 1: up in the present timeline of the Doctor Who chronology.
- 12:59Speaker 1: So there are there are ways. Yeah, I mean, it's
- 13:02Speaker 1: a show that's all about wibbly wobbly timmy wymy stuff.
- 13:06Speaker 1: So there's entirely the possibility that what we're going to
- 13:09Speaker 1: see is maybe the current doctor, which by that time
- 13:14Speaker 1: might be Shooty, going into the tenth Doctor's timeline and
- 13:20Speaker 1: interacting that way. And so it's not that those characters
- 13:23Speaker 1: are pulled into the most present timeline for the doctor,
- 13:27Speaker 1: but rather the doctor goes back to a past timeline
- 13:31Speaker 1: and then you get around all the the dangerous mind
- 13:35Speaker 1: wipey stuff. Yeah, I guess we'll see. Um, it's a
- 13:40Speaker 1: it's a big undertaking for I feel like wrestle to
- 13:43Speaker 1: David Davis to pick back up on. Yeah, but you know,
- 13:48Speaker 1: Davies ran the show when it was going through some
- 13:50Speaker 1: of its most popular arcs. It was essentially all the
- 13:53Speaker 1: way through Tenant and then he left after Tenant. In fact,
- 13:57Speaker 1: he and Tenant had the same final episode, and um, yeah,
- 14:01Speaker 1: we'll have to wait and see how that turns out.
- 14:04Speaker 1: We're also going to have to wait and see what
- 14:07Speaker 1: are other news items are, because it is time for
- 14:10Speaker 1: us to take a break. How's that heat delirium going, Jonathan?
- 14:25Speaker 1: I am sweating my buns off. I have no air
- 14:29Speaker 1: conditioning in my office and it is hot today, but sorry,
- 14:34Speaker 1: it's no hotter than the news which. Our next news
- 14:39Speaker 1: item is about a movie that premiered a south By
- 14:43Speaker 1: Southwest Film festival, Linoleum. Yes, you would not think a
- 14:49Speaker 1: film titled Linoleum would really fit into kind of our
- 14:54Speaker 1: podcast world, but no, Linoleum is a science fiction there.
- 15:00Speaker 1: It's described as a drama, y drama and comedy. Uh,
- 15:04Speaker 1: and it stars Jim Gaffigandy, the actor I always think of,
- 15:08Speaker 1: who is you know? I don't understand like he has
- 15:13Speaker 1: that weird kind of sing song delivery that he goes
- 15:16Speaker 1: is very very pale as well, Uh, that he plays
- 15:19Speaker 1: a a science um host, like a host of a
- 15:24Speaker 1: science show meant for children who always wanted to be
- 15:28Speaker 1: an astronaut, and a big ancient satellite. By ancient, I
- 15:34Speaker 1: mean like something from like the eighties or seventies maybe
- 15:37Speaker 1: ends up crashing in his backyard and convinces him to
- 15:40Speaker 1: try and make a rocket out of the satellite, which
- 15:43Speaker 1: I have all sorts of problems with from a from
- 15:47Speaker 1: a science standpoint, But um, it sounds like the actual
- 15:50Speaker 1: film is really charming and unusual. Yeah. Yeah, it fears
- 15:56Speaker 1: far away from from science. It sounds like because they're
- 16:01Speaker 1: stopplegangers and cars falling from the sky and all this
- 16:05Speaker 1: surreal nous. Um. I also like it because I think
- 16:08Speaker 1: it's uh Ria Sehorns playing his wife, and she's a
- 16:12Speaker 1: better call solid. She's a brilliant actress. Um, she's really
- 16:16Speaker 1: good at playing like friendly but straight, like dead pant.
- 16:21Speaker 1: It's really good at that. And I mean it, it
- 16:23Speaker 1: sounds like this was one of those things that kind of,
- 16:27Speaker 1: you know, kind of sparked something in my head, which
- 16:30Speaker 1: is that based on the right up we read, it
- 16:33Speaker 1: sounds like they're playing with some sort of um parallel
- 16:38Speaker 1: universe kind of stuff and I just thought it's interesting
- 16:41Speaker 1: to see that there are so many different properties coming
- 16:46Speaker 1: out that are playing with that everything obviously from Marvel
- 16:49Speaker 1: with the Multiverse to the real world area where you
- 16:53Speaker 1: have all these companies getting into the metaverse, which is
- 16:56Speaker 1: sort of just a virtual parallel reality if you want
- 16:59Speaker 1: to think of it. That a um, and that this
- 17:01Speaker 1: this is really kind of become a go to trope.
- 17:05Speaker 1: It has and I also say like this, this is
- 17:09Speaker 1: a film that kind of snuck under our radar um
- 17:13Speaker 1: because of all the Marvel and and and bigger stuff
- 17:16Speaker 1: like that. A couple of sci fi things are coming
- 17:18Speaker 1: out soon that I've completely missed. I think Jonathan is
- 17:22Speaker 1: completely missed too. Um. Another one is a film, TV
- 17:26Speaker 1: show film something like that called Night Sky that's coming
- 17:29Speaker 1: out with Sissy spec SPACEC and U J K. Simmons
- 17:34Speaker 1: not e commings like I keep calling him not e comings,
- 17:38Speaker 1: which is a very different person j K. Simmons, A K. J.
- 17:42Speaker 1: Jonah Jameson not not not the not the poet. Um. Yeah,
- 17:48Speaker 1: it's a it's a series. It's a series that is uh.
- 17:52Speaker 1: It follows some characters who have discovered that their house
- 17:58Speaker 1: has a poor ole that goes to an abandoned world
- 18:03Speaker 1: and very odd like I couldn't quite get a handle
- 18:09Speaker 1: on what the tone or story of that series really is.
- 18:15Speaker 1: It looks like it's gonna I mean, it's a drama,
- 18:18Speaker 1: and it looks like there's gonna be some some potential
- 18:22Speaker 1: thriller aspects to it. But also there it looks very wistful.
- 18:27Speaker 1: It does, and it's it's very much in my wheelhouse
- 18:30Speaker 1: of what I'm interested in watching um and it really
- 18:34Speaker 1: just means I've got to be more careful about seeing
- 18:35Speaker 1: the smaller things that are not remakes read us big
- 18:40Speaker 1: continuous movies, Marvel movies that are coming out. I really
- 18:44Speaker 1: got to dive deeper into the news. But if you
- 18:46Speaker 1: want to watch Night Sky that actually comes out on
- 18:50Speaker 1: so possibly by the time you are listening to this
- 18:53Speaker 1: technically Friday, but you may not listen to this as
- 18:55Speaker 1: soon as it comes out, right, in which case, what
- 18:58Speaker 1: are you a slacker? I mean, I'm Summer Jonathan. I'm
- 19:03Speaker 1: not going to blame people, uh for her slacking. But
- 19:06Speaker 1: also you know who's not slacking and who will not
- 19:09Speaker 1: let us miss anything that's coming out that they think
- 19:11Speaker 1: will be a big hit. I'm gonna guess you're gonna
- 19:14Speaker 1: say Netflix, even though we know for a fact that
- 19:17Speaker 1: that's the same company that recently acts pretty much all
- 19:20Speaker 1: of its animated projects. Yeah, I'm really sad about that,
- 19:24Speaker 1: but not not all of them. There are some new
- 19:26Speaker 1: animated projects coming out, such as The Sea Beast, cup Head, Cyberpunk,
- 19:32Speaker 1: Edge Runners, uh, and some other things that I'm not
- 19:36Speaker 1: as familiar with. Because Netflix has released it's Geeked Week
- 19:42Speaker 1: two trailer that shows all of like the biggest properties
- 19:44Speaker 1: that they're excited about showing, including some games, things like
- 19:48Speaker 1: Stranger Things for Resident Evil and Brella Academy, The Gray Man,
- 19:53Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff. Yeah. The the Geeked Week Week
- 19:57Speaker 1: itself starts I think June six and goes through the tent,
- 20:01Speaker 1: but we're already getting teased about it now. Um. I'm
- 20:05Speaker 1: really interested to see more about Sandman. That's the one
- 20:08Speaker 1: that I'm really curious about. Everybody I know is excited
- 20:11Speaker 1: about Sandman. Um. I'm currently rewatching Good Omens with my friends.
- 20:16Speaker 1: So yeah, I was just about say, like, like, Good
- 20:19Speaker 1: Omens was such a a nice adaptation. Uh. Sandman is
- 20:24Speaker 1: a very different story from Good Omens, has some really
- 20:28Speaker 1: dark stuff in it, especially in those early issues well
- 20:31Speaker 1: really through the whole thing, but um, it makes me
- 20:34Speaker 1: very curious about the adaptation, So yeah, I am. I
- 20:38Speaker 1: am interested to see what else comes out during geeked Week,
- 20:43Speaker 1: including Spiderhead. Correct, Spiderhead probably yeah, I'm guessing. Like so,
- 20:49Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about Spiderhead because we watched a
- 20:51Speaker 1: trailer for that for during our lineup. And Spiderhead is
- 20:55Speaker 1: an adaptation of a short story which I believe is
- 20:58Speaker 1: titled Escape from Spiderhead, was published in The New Yorker.
- 21:01Speaker 1: It's actually available to read for free online, though warning
- 21:06Speaker 1: it's definitely a story for older readers. It has a
- 21:09Speaker 1: lot of not safe for work kind of words and
- 21:12Speaker 1: content in it um and has Chris Hemsworth in the
- 21:16Speaker 1: film adaptation playing this almost sociopathic administrator of a facility.
- 21:23Speaker 1: And the trailer pretty much makes it clear that this
- 21:27Speaker 1: facility is an alternative to prison, worst alternative to prison.
- 21:31Speaker 1: Oh yeah no, but that's not clear immediately, like like,
- 21:34Speaker 1: the selling point is that you are given the opportunity
- 21:38Speaker 1: to send spend your time at this facility and take
- 21:42Speaker 1: part in medical experiments, and as a result of taking
- 21:46Speaker 1: part in those experiments, you take time off your sentence,
- 21:50Speaker 1: um and uh. In the the trailer, it's clear that
- 21:55Speaker 1: each person there has a device surgically attached to the
- 21:59Speaker 1: base of the spine that administers different types of drugs
- 22:05Speaker 1: to the participants, and those drugs have incredible effects on
- 22:10Speaker 1: the people's thoughts and behaviors. Now in the story, it's
- 22:15Speaker 1: made clear that these drugs can make you do pretty
- 22:17Speaker 1: much anything, like it can alter your brain chemistry so
- 22:20Speaker 1: precisely that very very specific behaviors result as as uh.
- 22:27Speaker 1: As part of that, so like you might suddenly become
- 22:31Speaker 1: much more descriptive and your vocabulary increases tenfold, And that
- 22:37Speaker 1: is obviously unrealistic, but it's one of the the ways,
- 22:40Speaker 1: one of the things that can happen with these drugs.
- 22:43Speaker 1: The story is really dark. Um and I think that
- 22:50Speaker 1: the trailer suggests that the series is going to or
- 22:55Speaker 1: the movie is going to go in a very different
- 22:57Speaker 1: direction in the sense that the in the story, the
- 23:01Speaker 1: main character does not develop any kind of personal feelings
- 23:06Speaker 1: for any of the other characters in the In the story, UM,
- 23:10Speaker 1: I mean, he doesn't wish them harm, but he doesn't
- 23:12Speaker 1: have any feelings for them either, Whereas in the trailer
- 23:15Speaker 1: it appears that he does, in fact develop actual feelings
- 23:20Speaker 1: for another person in the program, which is a very
- 23:24Speaker 1: different take. And I'm curious, after having read the story,
- 23:28Speaker 1: I'm curious to see how the movie treats it. Yeah,
- 23:31Speaker 1: I'm a little scared it's going to fall into that
- 23:33Speaker 1: with and I don't want you to spoil for me
- 23:34Speaker 1: that it's going to fall into that too bleak for
- 23:37Speaker 1: me category like C for Zachariah or Glad the other
- 23:40Speaker 1: sci fis that have miserable endings. I'll say this, if
- 23:43Speaker 1: it follows the short story, it definitely will cool cool.
- 23:47Speaker 1: So I like you watch it and then tell everybody
- 23:50Speaker 1: about it, and I will live vicariously through you. Sure,
- 23:53Speaker 1: I mean, well, at least at least I can watch
- 23:55Speaker 1: it and tell you whether or not. The like I
- 23:58Speaker 1: would probably the most would say, is whether the ending
- 24:02Speaker 1: is true to the ending of the short story. I
- 24:05Speaker 1: have a suspicion it will be a one eight from
- 24:09Speaker 1: the ending of the short story, and then it will
- 24:11Speaker 1: be almost like the opposite outcome. However, if they have guts,
- 24:18Speaker 1: they will have it in the way the short story ends,
- 24:20Speaker 1: and we're talking about something like the original ending of Brazil.
- 24:23Speaker 1: In that case, spoiler spoiler if you know what Brazil
- 24:27Speaker 1: held Brazil ended. Yeah, all right, Well I feel a
- 24:31Speaker 1: little bit hypocritical because I do kind of plan on
- 24:34Speaker 1: watching the movie Prey that is coming to Hulu this year. Yeah,
- 24:39Speaker 1: it's not. It's not the middle chapter of Eat, Pray, Love,
- 24:42Speaker 1: which I was joking about earlier. Yeah, I thought it
- 24:45Speaker 1: was very clever. It's p R E Y, which you
- 24:49Speaker 1: know it's about. It's a pretty cool to predator. And
- 24:52Speaker 1: I guess the predators do eat and they do pr
- 24:54Speaker 1: e y. I don't know if they love. They so
- 24:59Speaker 1: they have to leasty. Yeah, and maybe maybe love is
- 25:02Speaker 1: being too We don't know if they have emotions apart
- 25:04Speaker 1: from laughing at Arnold Schwarzenegger. We know that they find
- 25:07Speaker 1: our Donald Schwartzenegger funny because there's that bit. But yeah,
- 25:12Speaker 1: So when I started this trailer, because I had I
- 25:15Speaker 1: went into it blind except knowing that the title was Prey.
- 25:18Speaker 1: As soon as it started, I went, is this a
- 25:20Speaker 1: predator movie? And then there was that moment where the
- 25:23Speaker 1: little red laser lights show up and then you hear
- 25:25Speaker 1: the clicking sound of the predator growl, and I'm like, oh, yeah,
- 25:29Speaker 1: it's a predator movie. Yeah, yeah, and it's three years
- 25:34Speaker 1: before the first Predator movie. Uh. It deals with the
- 25:38Speaker 1: Comanche nation and the main character, Naru, who is a
- 25:41Speaker 1: highly skilled warrior who is protecting her family, her her
- 25:45Speaker 1: nation from predators. And I thought it was really interesting
- 25:49Speaker 1: because they want to they want to portray the Commanche
- 25:52Speaker 1: nation really well and they want to do do right
- 25:55Speaker 1: by this indigenous culture. But at the same time, they're
- 25:57Speaker 1: pitting against predators, and that feels like a really weird
- 26:00Speaker 1: mixed me. I mean, I can see it being respectful
- 26:04Speaker 1: if done properly, but I could also see it becoming
- 26:07Speaker 1: exploitative if done poor. Um. But we've already had Predator
- 26:12Speaker 1: movies that did made some really really bad choices. Uh.
- 26:17Speaker 1: A recent one in fact, which which treated things like
- 26:21Speaker 1: autism and mental illness as like a punchline. That was
- 26:27Speaker 1: a really bad call. Uh. But um but yeah, I
- 26:32Speaker 1: I don't know, like I've I don't have a deep
- 26:35Speaker 1: love of the Predator franchise, not not anywhere close to
- 26:39Speaker 1: how I feel about at least the first two Alien movies. Um.
- 26:43Speaker 1: I like the very first Predator movie and the second
- 26:46Speaker 1: one I like just fine, and then after that I
- 26:48Speaker 1: do not care. I mean same way. But I feel
- 26:51Speaker 1: the same way about Alien. The thing that makes me
- 26:53Speaker 1: really interested in this movie is that Dan Trachtenberg is
- 26:58Speaker 1: directing it, I believe, And he made Ten Cloverfield Lane,
- 27:01Speaker 1: which I thought was an amazing movie. It was so
- 27:04Speaker 1: nuanced and well acted and suspensible and scary without going
- 27:09Speaker 1: over the top, like it was just it was masterfully done.
- 27:12Speaker 1: I would say I would have loved it more if
- 27:15Speaker 1: it had ended one act earlier, because I loved him.
- 27:19Speaker 1: I loved ten Cloverfield Lane. But I feel like the
- 27:21Speaker 1: ending loses its way, Like I feel like the ending
- 27:25Speaker 1: could have come twenty minutes earlier. There's an event that
- 27:28Speaker 1: happens that I'm not going to say because I don't
- 27:30Speaker 1: want to spoil it, because it really is a movie
- 27:31Speaker 1: that you should watch. John Goodman is so intimidating in
- 27:36Speaker 1: that film, Like it's a master class of playing a
- 27:40Speaker 1: terrifying character without having to do too much, like like
- 27:46Speaker 1: actual violence, Like the violence is always you can tell,
- 27:50Speaker 1: it's like one step away. But he doesn't have to
- 27:53Speaker 1: be violent to be incredibly scary. He doesn't have to
- 27:57Speaker 1: try to be scary to be incredibly scary. Like it's
- 28:00Speaker 1: phenomenal it's it's it's one of my favorite performances. But yeah,
- 28:04Speaker 1: like like that does give me some hope that this
- 28:08Speaker 1: will be a really like intense and interesting film. But yeah,
- 28:12Speaker 1: we'll have to we'll have to see when it comes out.
- 28:15Speaker 1: Um okay, Well that those were the news items that
- 28:19Speaker 1: we picked. We had, like as always, an embarrassment of riches,
- 28:23Speaker 1: but we'll have to probably save some of that for
- 28:25Speaker 1: future episodes or maybe we'll talk about stuff when they're
- 28:28Speaker 1: further along. For now, we're going to take a break
- 28:30Speaker 1: and when we come back, it is mash up time.
- 28:50Speaker 1: I apologize to everybody for this mash up point. Um, well,
- 28:56Speaker 1: we started with three options and I was the one
- 28:59Speaker 1: who picked the out of the three. So Ariel did
- 29:02Speaker 1: give me choices and then I was the one who
- 29:05Speaker 1: picked it, So tell them what we picked. We picked
- 29:08Speaker 1: two properties based off of Dix Week's news. One is
- 29:11Speaker 1: Resident Evil and the other is this is spinal tap. Right,
- 29:17Speaker 1: so the two news items that we specifically used as
- 29:22Speaker 1: our ore are jumping off point. Netflix released a trailer
- 29:26Speaker 1: for the Resident Evil series. Um, I thought it made
- 29:30Speaker 1: it look kind of like a zombie movie mixed up
- 29:33Speaker 1: with alien like it really had a like gave me
- 29:35Speaker 1: alien vibes a lot. Um, that's not necessarily a bad thing.
- 29:40Speaker 1: I don't know how or even if it it uh
- 29:45Speaker 1: ties in with existing Resident Evil lore, apart from the
- 29:49Speaker 1: fact that the main character does start off in Raccoon City,
- 29:52Speaker 1: which is like the jumping off point for the Resident
- 29:56Speaker 1: Evil games. But um, but beyond that, I don't know
- 30:00Speaker 1: if there's any other connective tissue with the actual games,
- 30:03Speaker 1: or if it's a more original story that just takes
- 30:06Speaker 1: place in that world. Yeah, I think I think the characters, uh,
- 30:12Speaker 1: the main characters are a couple of girls, and I
- 30:14Speaker 1: think their dad does work for Umbrella Corporation, so, which
- 30:18Speaker 1: is the big corporation that causes all the problems in
- 30:22Speaker 1: Resident Evil. So I think it ties in. It looks
- 30:25Speaker 1: like there's kind of two different realities going on in
- 30:28Speaker 1: the show, or maybe it's just a before and after.
- 30:31Speaker 1: We don't know a whole lot. Honestly, for a zombie
- 30:34Speaker 1: movie based on a video game that's too gross for
- 30:37Speaker 1: me to play, it looked pretty intriguing. Well, I'm sure
- 30:40Speaker 1: you could play the earlier Resident Evil games and maybe
- 30:44Speaker 1: Village would be a little too much. Um, But yeah,
- 30:48Speaker 1: so for those who don't know are aren't familiar with
- 30:51Speaker 1: the Resident Evil series. The basic premise is the Umbrella
- 30:54Speaker 1: Corporation is really just a front. It's a pharmaceutical company,
- 30:59Speaker 1: but that's a front because the real purpose of the
- 31:01Speaker 1: company is to develop viruses that can turn people into
- 31:05Speaker 1: biological weapons. And um, most people end up turning into
- 31:10Speaker 1: zombies because why not some of them turn into giant
- 31:13Speaker 1: tentacle monsters because this did come out of Japan and
- 31:17Speaker 1: um and so uh, that's that's essentially all you need
- 31:20Speaker 1: to know. It's a survival horror series. Typically you're playing
- 31:24Speaker 1: as a person who is sent to investigate or squash
- 31:29Speaker 1: the biological weapon type stuff. Obviously in the first game,
- 31:32Speaker 1: it's the discovery process because you don't like, it's not
- 31:35Speaker 1: a known thing by the time you get to resideval village. Uh,
- 31:39Speaker 1: it is a known thing. Like that's gotten to the
- 31:41Speaker 1: point where the United States has bombed cities that had outbreaks,
- 31:46Speaker 1: and it's usually it's either the T virus, the G virus,
- 31:50Speaker 1: or the C virus those are the three, or the
- 31:52Speaker 1: progenitor virus if you want to go way back. But
- 31:54Speaker 1: those are like the the various viruses that that initiate
- 32:00Speaker 1: these mutations, which typically means that people turn into zombies. Also,
- 32:05Speaker 1: in the first game, you could drive a train a tank, yeah,
- 32:09Speaker 1: and then like in every other game, you had monsters
- 32:13Speaker 1: that were effectively tanks. You also almost always have to
- 32:18Speaker 1: kill the last monster with a a um a rocket
- 32:22Speaker 1: launcher that has become a trope in this series. Rocket
- 32:25Speaker 1: launchers are kind of like the thing you need to
- 32:29Speaker 1: defeat the final boss, and the other trope is more.
- 32:33Speaker 1: Nine times out of ten, the game ends with wherever
- 32:37Speaker 1: you're at self destructing, Like whatever, whatever environment you are in,
- 32:42Speaker 1: someone initiates a self destruct sequence and you have to
- 32:46Speaker 1: escape before it blows up. That's that's literally, like, that's
- 32:49Speaker 1: like the real hero of the series is the self
- 32:51Speaker 1: destruct button. Um As for Spinal Tap, Spinal Tap is
- 32:58Speaker 1: is a a a fake band. Well, it's real band,
- 33:01Speaker 1: but it's made up of fake people. UM just said
- 33:08Speaker 1: you said people. I said fake band, we made of
- 33:11Speaker 1: real people. I thought you said real band made of
- 33:14Speaker 1: fake people. Oh maybe I did. Well, that's that's the
- 33:17Speaker 1: opposite of what I meant. Well, fake people in the
- 33:19Speaker 1: sense that the characters they're they're fake characters played by
- 33:23Speaker 1: real actors. The characters are played by Michael McKean, Christopher
- 33:28Speaker 1: Guest and Harry Shearer. Listen, it is hot and I
- 33:32Speaker 1: am hallucinating. You just gotta be nice to me. I
- 33:34Speaker 1: don't even know if I'm gonna be able to read
- 33:36Speaker 1: my mashup u, but yeah, so. Harry Shearer, Michael McKeen,
- 33:40Speaker 1: and Christopher Guest play the characters Nigel, David and Derek.
- 33:45Speaker 1: And they're in English rock band. They started off as
- 33:49Speaker 1: being kind of a folk band and then they transitioned
- 33:52Speaker 1: to becoming a glam metal band sort of, and they
- 33:57Speaker 1: take on the name Spinal Tap. Rob Reiner plays a
- 34:00Speaker 1: trick called Marty de Berghee who is a documentarian following them.
- 34:04Speaker 1: And this is Spinal Tap is a a classic mockumentary
- 34:10Speaker 1: that is supposed to be following the band as they're
- 34:12Speaker 1: on tour and they're releasing albums. It's absolutely hysterical. Uh.
- 34:17Speaker 1: They actually shot twice as much footage as what they needed,
- 34:23Speaker 1: so there there are on the on the DVD. You
- 34:27Speaker 1: can get a DVD version where there's the outtakes, and
- 34:29Speaker 1: the outtakes are as long as the original movie and
- 34:33Speaker 1: have totally different material in them, which is said they
- 34:37Speaker 1: didn't keep it for the sequel that they're coming out with. Yes,
- 34:41Speaker 1: that's the news item. Yes, they are coming up with
- 34:43Speaker 1: a sequel where apparently the the um the story is
- 34:47Speaker 1: that the band has a contractual obligation where they have
- 34:51Speaker 1: to play this concert and they know they haven't seen
- 34:55Speaker 1: each other for ages, Like the band is kind of
- 34:57Speaker 1: all you know, they're they've split up. Um, but they
- 35:01Speaker 1: have to get back together and play this because they
- 35:03Speaker 1: have this contractual obligation and Marty de bergis back to
- 35:06Speaker 1: film the whole thing. So I'm really looking forward to it.
- 35:09Speaker 1: I love this is spinal Tap. That's the film that
- 35:13Speaker 1: has famous quotes that everyone knows, like this one goes
- 35:15Speaker 1: to eleven. Yes, it's really great. Uh they there's where
- 35:20Speaker 1: the song Stonehenge comes from. Uh. I like all of
- 35:23Speaker 1: the Christopher Guest mockumentaries almost, so I'm very excited for
- 35:27Speaker 1: the sequel. All the actors are coming back. Um. Yeah,
- 35:32Speaker 1: so so that's it. If you don't know these properties,
- 35:34Speaker 1: you aren't going to follow the mashups. But that's okay
- 35:37Speaker 1: because um it's what we're doing anyhow. Yeah, I uh,
- 35:43Speaker 1: I make some references that go a little deep, so
- 35:46Speaker 1: not even that deep. But you have to have you
- 35:48Speaker 1: have to be aware of Resident Evil Lord to understand mine.
- 35:52Speaker 1: I haven't watched This is Spinal Tap in a long time,
- 35:55Speaker 1: and I've never played Resident Evil, so I kind of
- 35:57Speaker 1: wrote myself into a corner before even starting, which means
- 36:01Speaker 1: I'm gonna start. Okay, this is go for it. This
- 36:05Speaker 1: is called Residents Spinal Tap. The Umbrella Corporation was at
- 36:10Speaker 1: a standstill. Their experiments to turn animals and other people
- 36:13Speaker 1: into zombies had been going well in Raccoon City until
- 36:16Speaker 1: an all too nosy reporter, Martin Marty die Burgee noticed
- 36:20Speaker 1: something was fishy and decided to do an expose on
- 36:22Speaker 1: the town, causing the Umbrella corp To shut down their
- 36:25Speaker 1: headquarters and get rid of any remaining bio hazards, including
- 36:28Speaker 1: all of their experiments. But like any evil corporation, they
- 36:31Speaker 1: weren't really gone, just hidden. And now with all eyes
- 36:34Speaker 1: on Raccoon City, the Umbrella Corps had to figure out
- 36:37Speaker 1: a new way to test their biohazard weapons on the
- 36:39Speaker 1: town in the world. And that's when Albert Wesker, who
- 36:42Speaker 1: you think is a good guy but is secretly working
- 36:44Speaker 1: for the Umbrella Corporation, saw it a flyer for a
- 36:47Speaker 1: band playing in the neighboring city Possum Town, a band
- 36:51Speaker 1: called Spinal Tap. He had heard about their patented up
- 36:54Speaker 1: to eleven sound tech hidden and amp by one of
- 36:58Speaker 1: the bandmates, Nigel, and he thought that the Umbrella Corps
- 37:01Speaker 1: latest mutagen might be able to be adapted to be
- 37:03Speaker 1: delivered to be a sound wave. So Albert called Spinal
- 37:07Speaker 1: Taps manager Ian Faith and convinced him that their venue
- 37:10Speaker 1: had changed to Raccoon's City Music Hall instead. Now all
- 37:14Speaker 1: that Albert needed to do was to make it into
- 37:16Speaker 1: the band's dressing room that night before they were playing,
- 37:19Speaker 1: dose their extra beefy amp with the mutagen, and if
- 37:22Speaker 1: it worked in Raccoon's City, who planned a roady to
- 37:24Speaker 1: do the same in each town they traveled to. As
- 37:27Speaker 1: of the night of the concert, everything seemed to be
- 37:29Speaker 1: going well. The band was playing and the audience started mutating,
- 37:33Speaker 1: but the band, feeling a gig is a gig, kept
- 37:35Speaker 1: playing through their fear. What Albert and the rest of
- 37:37Speaker 1: Umbrella's underground team didn't expect, and honestly the band didn't
- 37:40Speaker 1: expect either, was that Spinal Taps song Stonehenge. Once they
- 37:44Speaker 1: launched into it, being about banshees and demons had the
- 37:47Speaker 1: side effect of suiting creeping, mudiated monsters. As long as
- 37:50Speaker 1: Spinal Tap kept playing, the monsters would be fixated, slowly
- 37:53Speaker 1: swaying back and forth in the audience so play. They
- 37:56Speaker 1: did in faith notice this happening and quickly went to
- 37:59Speaker 1: call the National Guard to come in and help, but
- 38:01Speaker 1: he was confronted by Albert Wesker. After a brief scuffle
- 38:04Speaker 1: that seemed like it was going to go completely in
- 38:07Speaker 1: Albert's favor, Ian found a tank with rocket lunchers attached
- 38:10Speaker 1: to it and jumped into it. Despite it having some
- 38:12Speaker 1: clunky controls, Ian was able to maneuver the vehicle to
- 38:16Speaker 1: stay safe until the National Guard arrived. When the National
- 38:19Speaker 1: Guard arrived, they rounded up the mutated audience, uncovered the
- 38:22Speaker 1: rest of the Umbrella Corps operation, and finally put an
- 38:24Speaker 1: end to the evil once and for all, and Spinal
- 38:27Speaker 1: Tap continued their tour. What they didn't see, though, were
- 38:30Speaker 1: the additional vials of mutant gin hidden in Nigel's amp,
- 38:33Speaker 1: just waiting to break by the amp, vibrating to eleven
- 38:36Speaker 1: and ready to infect future crowds. It was only a
- 38:39Speaker 1: matter of time. The end Dun Dun Dune. So so,
- 38:45Speaker 1: the thing I really loved about your mash up is
- 38:47Speaker 1: that you got very meta with the mechanics of the
- 38:50Speaker 1: video game itself, because anyone who's familiar with the first
- 38:54Speaker 1: to Resident Evil games knows really it's beyond the first two,
- 38:58Speaker 1: but the first two, in particular, the controls those games
- 39:02Speaker 1: were very tanky and very difficult, like not the most
- 39:07Speaker 1: intuitive or easy to master, especially when you're trying to
- 39:10Speaker 1: do things like aim at an oncoming zombie that's that's
- 39:13Speaker 1: shambling down the hallway. Yeah. Yeah, well, I don't figure
- 39:16Speaker 1: if you if you aren't familiar with fighting mutated creatures,
- 39:21Speaker 1: any weapon or vehicle you find it's going to be clunky,
- 39:26Speaker 1: very likely. And I love that you included the rocket
- 39:29Speaker 1: launcher of course, uh, one of the real heroes of
- 39:32Speaker 1: the series. All right, well here's mine. Mine is titled
- 39:35Speaker 1: Evil Taps Back. Spinal Tap has a problem. The band's
- 39:41Speaker 1: latest drummer, reg Bendel Stiff, met an early end when
- 39:45Speaker 1: he drowned while touring a rubber Ducky factory. He had
- 39:48Speaker 1: fallen into a display pool that only had an inch
- 39:51Speaker 1: of water in it, but it proved to be too
- 39:53Speaker 1: much and so once again the band found itself in
- 39:57Speaker 1: want of a drummer. Fortunately, they were able to entice
- 40:01Speaker 1: a drummer named Ray of Light, famed session drummer for
- 40:05Speaker 1: the band Spilt Milk, to join them as they continued
- 40:08Speaker 1: their tour. Next stop Raccoon City. On the outskirts of town,
- 40:13Speaker 1: they stopped at a burger joint where Ray insisted on
- 40:16Speaker 1: ordering sushi, while documentarian and filmographer Marty de Berge, once
- 40:21Speaker 1: again accompanying the band on its tour, suggested to Ray
- 40:23Speaker 1: that maybe it's not the best idea to order sushi
- 40:27Speaker 1: off the menu of a greasy spoon burger joint. Ray
- 40:30Speaker 1: would have none of it, and, in a tale as
- 40:33Speaker 1: old as time, it turned out the sushi was absolutely
- 40:37Speaker 1: riddled with T virus, and before you could sing the
- 40:39Speaker 1: chorus to Tonight, I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight, Ray began
- 40:43Speaker 1: to turn into a mindless zombie. But to be fair,
- 40:47Speaker 1: he wasn't the brightest bulb in the utility closet before,
- 40:50Speaker 1: and it took the band about seven hours to figure
- 40:52Speaker 1: out what was going on, and by then they had
- 40:54Speaker 1: already really done the sound check. While Ray was slowly
- 40:58Speaker 1: mutating and growing interesting new a pindages. The band had
- 41:01Speaker 1: to admit that a sense of rhythm was at worst
- 41:04Speaker 1: on par with their previous drummers, and so they decided
- 41:07Speaker 1: to keep him on. But then, while sitting in the
- 41:10Speaker 1: green room of Club Spencer at Raccoon City, Ray really
- 41:13Speaker 1: lost his marbles and began to invade the personal space
- 41:16Speaker 1: of Derek Small's, the bass player. Suddenly, the door to
- 41:20Speaker 1: the green room burst open and a buff dude with
- 41:23Speaker 1: incredible hair jumped in, gun drawn and just absolutely unloads
- 41:29Speaker 1: on Ray. And it is messy. So there you have Derek, Nigel,
- 41:34Speaker 1: and David the other band members, staring at what just happened,
- 41:37Speaker 1: And Nigel says what and the buff dude says, you're
- 41:42Speaker 1: safe now, and Derek looks at the dude and says, WHOA.
- 41:46Speaker 1: That's good to know. But David says, but where are
- 41:49Speaker 1: we going to find another bloody drummer? And the buff
- 41:52Speaker 1: dude says, uh, I just saved you from a zombie
- 41:56Speaker 1: and Nigel says, yeah, and you just killed the drummer.
- 42:00Speaker 1: Uh spilt milk And Derek says, no use crying over him,
- 42:03Speaker 1: I suppose, and then he gets a little giggle fit
- 42:07Speaker 1: for a spilt milk joke, and David cuts in with, Look,
- 42:10Speaker 1: we go on in thirty minutes, which means we're on
- 42:12Speaker 1: stage in an hour and a half, and we need
- 42:15Speaker 1: a bloody drummer and since you just had limited our
- 42:18Speaker 1: last one, you have to find us a new one.
- 42:20Speaker 1: Who the hell are you? And the buff dude says
- 42:22Speaker 1: Leon Leon Kennedy, and Nigel says do you play the drums?
- 42:29Speaker 1: And Leon now totally law says a little. Well, that's
- 42:34Speaker 1: more than Ray did, says Derek, and right says David.
- 42:38Speaker 1: Let's glam you up and next thing you know, we
- 42:40Speaker 1: have a costuming montage. As we see Leon Kennedy feigned
- 42:44Speaker 1: member of the Division of Security Operations, trying on sparkly
- 42:47Speaker 1: jackets and ripped T shirts until they outfit him kind
- 42:50Speaker 1: of like a Napoleonic soldier, which honestly just brings up
- 42:53Speaker 1: some pretty bad memories for Leon, but he doesn't put
- 42:56Speaker 1: up a fuss about it. That night, Spinal Tap went
- 42:59Speaker 1: on to have their most rhythmically consistent show ever. The
- 43:03Speaker 1: reviews the following day were outstanding. They sure did keep
- 43:06Speaker 1: the beat. The A V Club said, not once did
- 43:10Speaker 1: the drummer catch fire, remarked Rolling Stone Magazine not as
- 43:14Speaker 1: good as Broken Social Scene, Red Pitchfork. Well, most of
- 43:17Speaker 1: the reviews were fairly positive. Moreover, that night, Leon discovered something.
- 43:22Speaker 1: He found a sense of joy and excitement in performing.
- 43:26Speaker 1: Playing on stage with these somewhat questionable legends was far
- 43:29Speaker 1: and away better than traveling to remote locations and wiping
- 43:32Speaker 1: out entire populations of people who, through no fault of
- 43:37Speaker 1: their own, have become infected with a terrible virus that
- 43:41Speaker 1: takes away their free will and turns them into vicious creatures.
- 43:45Speaker 1: And so began the renaissance of Spinal Tap, with the
- 43:49Speaker 1: band entering into its most prolific period since the early
- 43:52Speaker 1: nineteen eighties. The new band put out some incredible new
- 43:56Speaker 1: songs like it Takes a Village to Eat Your Love,
- 44:00Speaker 1: sext to Death, and the immoral classic my Pants Are
- 44:04Speaker 1: Set to Self Destruct. The incredible outpouring of work would
- 44:08Speaker 1: only last ten months, however, because while stopping over in
- 44:11Speaker 1: Louisiana between gigs, Leon was unfortunately kidnapped by Chris Redfield
- 44:16Speaker 1: for reasons that we don't fully understand but will likely
- 44:19Speaker 1: become clear in the next Resident Evil game, maybe or
- 44:23Speaker 1: definitely in that game's DLC or maybe the game's sequel.
- 44:28Speaker 1: We we maybe we'll never know. I I don't know.
- 44:31Speaker 1: I can't follow this lore. But anyway, the band was
- 44:35Speaker 1: once again in search of a drummer. This time it
- 44:37Speaker 1: actually hit a little close to home. They all likely
- 44:40Speaker 1: on and his influence on the band was a positive one.
- 44:43Speaker 1: But they did get one interested musician when they put
- 44:46Speaker 1: out word that they needed a new drummer, a guy
- 44:48Speaker 1: named Albert Wesker. A bit odd and he did have
- 44:52Speaker 1: a few too many arms, but seemed very keen on
- 44:55Speaker 1: rocking out with the guys on stage. Plus it turns
- 44:58Speaker 1: out that pretty much nothing could kill him, so the
- 45:00Speaker 1: band figured it was a good investment. Then they went
- 45:02Speaker 1: on to infect the entire world with their music and
- 45:05Speaker 1: also the SA virus. It turned out Nigel had caught
- 45:08Speaker 1: that way back in the seventies. The end, I loved it, Uh,
- 45:14Speaker 1: that was that was brilliant um and I liked I
- 45:19Speaker 1: liked all the drummer fiasco because that's something I keep forgetting.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Happens in Spinal Tap, but it's a big part of it.
- 45:24Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, they have a they have really bad
- 45:28Speaker 1: luck with drummers. They drummers in spinal Tap. Uh, die
- 45:33Speaker 1: in odd and sometimes spectacular ways, sometimes when they're performing
- 45:37Speaker 1: live on stage. Yeah yeah, which really just means I
- 45:42Speaker 1: need to go back and watch Spinal Tap again four
- 45:46Speaker 1: more times before the sequel comes out in two years.
- 45:50Speaker 1: I want to say it was the second DVD I
- 45:52Speaker 1: ever bought. Nice. That's impressive. Yeah, it's impressive. And then
- 45:58Speaker 1: I loaned it out and I never got it back. Ah,
- 46:00Speaker 1: I think I can. I can buy another one, I guess, um,
- 46:04Speaker 1: but yeah, I remember, I remember, because the thing that
- 46:07Speaker 1: really tickled me about the DVD was that they had
- 46:09Speaker 1: a commentary track where the actors were playing their characters
- 46:15Speaker 1: doing the commentary. So it's the band doing the commentary
- 46:19Speaker 1: of the commentary track and that was hilarious. Um, well
- 46:24Speaker 1: that was our attempt to mash up this is Final
- 46:28Speaker 1: Tap and Resident Evil. But perhaps you have your own
- 46:31Speaker 1: thoughts on how that could be done. How would they
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- 47:05Speaker 1: uh yeah, Laura, listeners is always good and we appreciate
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