Latest / The Ben Maller Show / The Fifth Hour: "4-Hour Corpse" Mail Bag
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Cutbooms.
- 0:02Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
- 0:05Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
- 0:09Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
- 0:12Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
- 0:15Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to the Clearinghouse
- 0:19Speaker 2: of hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth
- 0:23Speaker 2: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
- 0:28Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour we meet Ben
- 0:34Speaker 1: Maller and Danny g Radio, who joins us for the
- 0:38Speaker 1: mailbag in a happy Sunday Sunday. It's not just Sunday, though,
- 0:44Speaker 1: it's more for some people. I say, well, that's the
- 0:46Speaker 1: second day of March and all that. No, no, no,
- 0:49Speaker 1: this is a bigger deal because tonight in to Monday,
- 0:53Speaker 1: and really for overnight purposes, it's Monday, but it is
- 0:57Speaker 1: on the twenty twenty five Any Awards, the greatest night
- 1:01Speaker 1: in Overnight Sports Talk Radio. Wow. There is still time
- 1:06Speaker 1: to vote. Vote early, Do not vote off, and vote early,
- 1:10Speaker 1: and we will name the winners of the Bennies tonight.
- 1:13Speaker 1: How you're excited, Danny, You'll stay up all night right
- 1:16Speaker 1: unless you won't.
- 1:17Speaker 3: You know what, I am a two time Benny recipient.
- 1:21Speaker 1: Congratulations, and once you win to Benny, it's always right
- 1:24Speaker 1: there on your resume. Wherever you end up, you always
- 1:27Speaker 1: make sure to put that, usually at the bottom, but
- 1:29Speaker 1: it's still on the resume.
- 1:30Speaker 3: I'm not sure which fun fact to put in my
- 1:33Speaker 3: professional bio, whether or not I've won two Benny's, or
- 1:37Speaker 3: maybe I should put the two time Book Them championship
- 1:40Speaker 3: in there instead.
- 1:41Speaker 1: Well, it's one of the great fantasy football events of
- 1:44Speaker 1: the year, and there are rumors there's some rumblings, Danny
- 1:48Speaker 1: in the building that the NFL Bookham may be returning
- 1:52Speaker 1: now that President Trump is back in the White House,
- 1:54Speaker 1: that we may look them back. Baby.
- 1:58Speaker 3: So this is like how John Grew was reinstated into
- 2:01Speaker 3: the Bucks.
- 2:03Speaker 1: Yes, he was kicked out because the politics said you
- 2:06Speaker 1: got to kick him out. But now come on back, John.
- 2:09Speaker 1: Are they gonna have a ceremony for him again because
- 2:11Speaker 1: they well they didn't have a ceremony to kick him out,
- 2:13Speaker 1: but yes, very similar to that. Well, we have the
- 2:16Speaker 1: mail bag, Danny, So rather than must futs around and
- 2:19Speaker 1: all that, let's hit that button right there in Ohio,
- 2:22Speaker 1: A will serenade us into the mail bag. It's this bag,
- 2:40Speaker 1: all right, thank you, ohio al And here it is.
- 2:43Speaker 1: These are actual questions from actual listeners to the show.
- 2:46Speaker 1: You don't have to participate, but if you want to
- 2:48Speaker 1: send a message in care of Real fifth Hour at
- 2:51Speaker 1: gmail dot com. That's Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.
- 2:56Speaker 1: First one this week Danny from Kevin in Kansas. He
- 3:00Speaker 1: says he's visiting Phoenix right now. He wrote in He says,
- 3:03Speaker 1: Dear Ben and Danny, g. I'm visiting the Phoenix area
- 3:07Speaker 1: this weekend. We went past the site of the new BUCkies. Yes,
- 3:12Speaker 1: this will be the closest BUCkies to LA and I
- 3:16Speaker 1: am planning on making a pilgrimage to the Phoenix area
- 3:19Speaker 1: once this thing open. It's not open yet, Danny, but
- 3:22Speaker 1: there'll be a BUCkies in the Phoenix area. How cool
- 3:25Speaker 1: is that? That's awesome.
- 3:26Speaker 3: I cannot wait. You know, I've never been to one before.
- 3:29Speaker 1: I've been to one. I was the one in Columbia,
- 3:32Speaker 1: South Carolina, and it was awesome. It was so freaking cool.
- 3:37Speaker 1: I can't wait to not that that's right next door,
- 3:40Speaker 1: but I do have some family in Phoenix, and I
- 3:41Speaker 1: can say I'll go visit family and just go to
- 3:43Speaker 1: BUCkies anyway, Kevin says, there's not a lot to show.
- 3:46Speaker 1: He sent some photos here you can't see him, Danny,
- 3:48Speaker 1: He says, has not a lot to show you, as
- 3:51Speaker 1: you can tell by the photos I'm sending, But it
- 3:53Speaker 1: will be worth the wait. He says, if you guys
- 3:56Speaker 1: got a job at BUCkies, what would you do? Would
- 3:59Speaker 1: you make the pulled pork sandwiches, stock the BUCkies nuggets,
- 4:03Speaker 1: greet the customers. How about doing a live remote or
- 4:07Speaker 1: a meet and greet at a BUCkies? Well I would
- 4:11Speaker 1: be all for that, Dan, I think you'd be down
- 4:12Speaker 1: with that too. If BUCkies wants to pay for us
- 4:14Speaker 1: to do the Fifth Hour podcast at BUCkies, we would
- 4:17Speaker 1: be flattered. We give them all this free publicity. Anyway,
- 4:22Speaker 1: Why don't we just go there, spend a couple of bucks,
- 4:24Speaker 1: and we'll hang out and do the show from BUCkies
- 4:27Speaker 1: while they make those Texas barbecue beef sandwiches. Because it's
- 4:32Speaker 1: gonna be tough for you to answer this, Danny, because
- 4:34Speaker 1: you've never been to BUCkies. But Kevin, I've been to one,
- 4:37Speaker 1: and I would like to be at that station with
- 4:39Speaker 1: all that smoke meat. That's where I would like to
- 4:41Speaker 1: be that sandwich. One of the top five barbecue sandwiches
- 4:45Speaker 1: I've ever had was at BUCkies, of all places. Now,
- 4:48Speaker 1: it may have been because I was tired, it might
- 4:51Speaker 1: have been because I was in the middle of a fast,
- 4:53Speaker 1: but it was so fricking good. This Texas barbecue beef
- 4:56Speaker 1: sandwich was awesome, So I would do that at and
- 5:01Speaker 1: BUCkies is like the Costco of truck stops, although it's
- 5:05Speaker 1: not actually a truck stop. I've been told by truck
- 5:09Speaker 1: drivers that trucks aren't actually allowed at BUCkies. It's just
- 5:12Speaker 1: for commuter cars. It's for people traveling down the interstate
- 5:16Speaker 1: and all that. But it's an amazing place. And I'm
- 5:18Speaker 1: surprised Dan, with all the shows you guys have done
- 5:20Speaker 1: on the road with Covino and Rich that you have
- 5:23Speaker 1: not ended up in a BUCkies area. I'm sure you've
- 5:26Speaker 1: been to a place that had a BUCkies, you just
- 5:28Speaker 1: didn't end up there because you were doing other stuff.
- 5:31Speaker 3: Right, We're pretty rushed getting into the city's Graduate hotel,
- 5:35Speaker 3: live broadcast, hang out with listeners afterwards, and then the
- 5:38Speaker 3: next day turn around usually and go right home.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Gotcha all right? Well, Kevin, enjoy your stay in the
- 5:44Speaker 1: Valley of the Sun. I think you must be going
- 5:46Speaker 1: to spring training. Maybe not, though I don't know what
- 5:49Speaker 1: else you got going on there, But whatever it is,
- 5:51Speaker 1: hope you have a fun time in the Valley of
- 5:53Speaker 1: the Sun. Mike and Fullerton writes and says, Hey, Benny
- 5:56Speaker 1: the Bopper and Danny g and Mike says, has there
- 6:00Speaker 1: been any pushback from listeners or someone from tire raq
- 6:04Speaker 1: dot com for using Fullerton to help sell snow tires
- 6:08Speaker 1: in the live reads? I know you both know Fullerton's
- 6:11Speaker 1: a cold weather city, but the majority don't. He says. Also,
- 6:16Speaker 1: who did you guys vote for in all the Benny categories?
- 6:20Speaker 1: Alf and I would love to know. Yeah, Well, you're
- 6:23Speaker 1: never supposed to announce who you vote for in the
- 6:25Speaker 1: Bennies and won't. We won't do that now. In fact,
- 6:27Speaker 1: I haven't even voted Yet'm gonna I'm gonna vote later
- 6:29Speaker 1: today because I know my vote will matter more depending
- 6:33Speaker 1: on where the categories are. And as far as the
- 6:35Speaker 1: tire Iraq commercials, exciting news, Danny new copy, we had
- 6:40Speaker 1: a recording session last week. New tire Iraq commercials.
- 6:44Speaker 3: Oh boy, is it something about spring?
- 6:47Speaker 1: Well, it's not. Hey, snow and ice are coming.
- 6:53Speaker 3: Usually is when the weather or the season changes, that's
- 6:56Speaker 3: when their copy changes. So you'll say something like, hey,
- 7:00Speaker 3: with baseball coming and lots of spring cleanup action, it's
- 7:05Speaker 3: time to get some new spring wheels.
- 7:07Speaker 1: Something along those lines, Danny. But it's funny, you know,
- 7:12Speaker 1: the copy is resonating with the listeners. I'm pretty sure
- 7:15Speaker 1: the tire rack people love this because, as you know,
- 7:19Speaker 1: Danny from working with me all these years, that I
- 7:21Speaker 1: like to embellish a live read. I like to add
- 7:24Speaker 1: a little flavor, little spice on top, little hot pepper,
- 7:27Speaker 1: and so I'll just start going off the copy. I
- 7:31Speaker 1: make it a bit on the show, and then at
- 7:33Speaker 1: the top of the hour I do the live read.
- 7:36Speaker 1: And it's at the point now where I've got guys
- 7:38Speaker 1: like Fargo, Pete. Hey, it's not there's no more snow here,
- 7:43Speaker 1: all right, the weather's better. Stop with the commercial. These
- 7:45Speaker 1: guys all email it in. What are you doing? All right?
- 7:48Speaker 1: Stop with the snow and ice are coming? We're good, Okay,
- 7:51Speaker 1: We're all right here. You know it's March. Now, what
- 7:53Speaker 1: are you doing so well?
- 7:54Speaker 3: Do you understand though, that good top notch producer on
- 7:57Speaker 3: your show Yeah, they would annually go into that copy
- 8:01Speaker 3: and change that to say snow and ice is here.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Yeah, not is coming well from your lips to God's ears.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Alf from the tile bag, right said? He says on
- 8:13Speaker 1: the mailbag, he says, guys, since this is a podcast
- 8:16Speaker 1: and you're not held back by the normal constraints of
- 8:19Speaker 1: terrestrial radio, and this is nothing like ask Ben, I've
- 8:23Speaker 1: got some things to say. First of all, let me
- 8:25Speaker 1: give you Alf's word of the week, as it pertains
- 8:29Speaker 1: to scrabble. Alf's word of the word. That's good. He
- 8:33Speaker 1: did this because I was so busy ranting on Friday
- 8:36Speaker 1: about Matthew. No, I know what I do. The Benny
- 8:39Speaker 1: Show on Friday yesterday was the Stafford rant where Stafford
- 8:43Speaker 1: agreed to the deal on Friday, and then I ranted
- 8:45Speaker 1: on Saturday. And now we're at the mailbag. But I
- 8:48Speaker 1: didn't even have time to get to the word of
- 8:50Speaker 1: the week, of the phrase of the week. I never
- 8:52Speaker 1: did that. That's a bad job by me. But Alf
- 8:53Speaker 1: says the word is bingo, in a term that is
- 8:58Speaker 1: adopted from scrap. Alf says, it's when you're able to
- 9:03Speaker 1: place use to place all seven letters, therefore getting a
- 9:07Speaker 1: bingo in contrast to scrabble, where a bingo earns fifty points,
- 9:13Speaker 1: a bingo earns you an extra thirty five points in
- 9:18Speaker 1: Words with Friends after adding multiplier tiles, he says. Then
- 9:23Speaker 1: the email continues. I've used this term because, as you know, Benjamin,
- 9:27Speaker 1: you played two, not just one, but two bingo words
- 9:31Speaker 1: on consecutive turns to turn our maiden scrabble game into
- 9:36Speaker 1: a devastation situation and a beatdown for the ages. I
- 9:40Speaker 1: feel that I've earned this honor or power thanks to
- 9:44Speaker 1: the aforementioned beating, to give you not one but two
- 9:48Speaker 1: new ALF officially sanctioned nicknames. They are Benny Bingo and
- 9:54Speaker 1: Benny beat Down. Feel free to add them to your
- 9:57Speaker 1: rundown going forward. That's great idea, ALF, and I will
- 10:02Speaker 1: likely do that, and it's been a lot of fun. Danny,
- 10:05Speaker 1: I'm on this. It's called the Scrabble Go app on
- 10:08Speaker 1: my iPhone if you're on Android, and if you want
- 10:11Speaker 1: to play scrabble against me, I'm not getting paid. Then
- 10:15Speaker 1: they didn't tell me to do this. I like playing scrabble.
- 10:18Speaker 1: At my downtime, I play scrabble, So if you want
- 10:20Speaker 1: to play against me, and I've got a good group
- 10:22Speaker 1: of listeners. Now Alf is in there, Noah in Austin.
- 10:26Speaker 1: I play against him. Just added a new guy from Ohio.
- 10:29Speaker 1: There's a couple other people that I am forgetting their names,
- 10:32Speaker 1: but they're also playing. So if you want to send
- 10:35Speaker 1: a game, I'm on there under Benny, I got my
- 10:38Speaker 1: avatar has a Dodger hat on Brooklyn Dodger hat.
- 10:42Speaker 3: And if you sign up for this, you get Ben
- 10:43Speaker 3: Maller's personal cell number.
- 10:45Speaker 1: Yes, yes, in fact, you can come over and have
- 10:47Speaker 1: dinner if you want, come on, have a dinner. I
- 10:50Speaker 1: don't care thet's see next one boy did not This
- 10:57Speaker 1: person did not sign their name. Danny. You know how
- 10:59Speaker 1: I feel about that.
- 11:00Speaker 3: What a shrop boy?
- 11:01Speaker 1: Anonymous Anonymous Ben and Danny, Benny and Danny g Danny.
- 11:06Speaker 1: I know you're a Laker fan. You're probably fired up
- 11:08Speaker 1: about Luca coming to the team. Well, Lebron James went
- 11:12Speaker 1: on a rant this week complaining about the media. I
- 11:14Speaker 1: wanted to get your thoughts. You didn't mention this on
- 11:17Speaker 1: the Overnight show, Ben, I don't know if you saw
- 11:18Speaker 1: it or not, and then he sent the quote I
- 11:22Speaker 1: guess Lebron said, I don't know if you guys covered
- 11:23Speaker 1: this on Covino and Rich this week. Lebron said, why
- 11:26Speaker 1: do you want to be the face of the league
- 11:28Speaker 1: when all the people that cover our game and talk
- 11:31Speaker 1: about our game on a day today basis shit on everybody.
- 11:36Speaker 1: That was the quote from I guess Lebron, But Anonymous
- 11:40Speaker 1: wanted are.
- 11:43Speaker 3: Confused about who he's talking about because when I watch
- 11:46Speaker 3: those boring NBA shows on TV, they kind of just
- 11:50Speaker 3: break down the games shows like ours. On the radio,
- 11:54Speaker 3: we talk about TMZ sports type stuff. So is he
- 11:58Speaker 3: talking about trolls? Is he talking about radio guys?
- 12:02Speaker 1: Yeah? And is the criticism my first point, Anonymous, is
- 12:07Speaker 1: the criticism unjustified. It's a bad product, just little quality control.
- 12:13Speaker 1: The NBA is a league that does not care about
- 12:17Speaker 1: the regular season, so why should the fans care about
- 12:20Speaker 1: the regular seasons? Is that irrational to say that? Is
- 12:23Speaker 1: that some kind of you're just being a hater. Well,
- 12:26Speaker 1: if you're speaking the truth, you're not being a hater.
- 12:29Speaker 1: You're just pointing out what is going on in the world,
- 12:33Speaker 1: what is currently accepted by Adam Silver and the powers
- 12:37Speaker 1: that be in the NBA. It's common knowledge that they
- 12:40Speaker 1: don't care about the people to buy tickets or watch
- 12:42Speaker 1: the games on TV. Load management, which they've tried to
- 12:46Speaker 1: tone down, but the regular season, it just doesn't matter.
- 12:50Speaker 1: There's teams and star players that find it more of
- 12:54Speaker 1: a nuisance than anything. And number two, and this has
- 12:58Speaker 1: always been my rant. I used to hear this a
- 13:01Speaker 1: lot early on. I haven't heard it so much in
- 13:02Speaker 1: recent years since Trump became president. The first time, you're
- 13:06Speaker 1: too negative. You should be positive, you know. And I
- 13:09Speaker 1: made the adjustment years ago. Danny occasionally on Benny Bright's side,
- 13:13Speaker 1: and that's my positive side. But for the most part,
- 13:17Speaker 1: as you know from working in this business, nantial is
- 13:20Speaker 1: using just studying human nature. Humans react to negative negativity.
- 13:26Speaker 1: The Internet, which is where everything is done. All the
- 13:28Speaker 1: commerce has done these days on the internet. Right in
- 13:30Speaker 1: our world we have the live radio show. It's broadcast
- 13:34Speaker 1: on iHeart, which is on the internet streaming, it's repackaged
- 13:37Speaker 1: on the podcast which is on the Internet. The Internet
- 13:40Speaker 1: is a area, an ecosystem that is designed for negativity
- 13:44Speaker 1: because human beings react to negativity. People want engagement. The
- 13:49Speaker 1: way you make money is through engagement, whether it's a
- 13:52Speaker 1: radio show, engaging the audience, whether you're online and negative
- 13:56Speaker 1: things bring more engagement. That's a reality. So if Lebron
- 13:59Speaker 1: has a problem with the media, he's really got a
- 14:01Speaker 1: problem with human beings, right, because that's how we are wired.
- 14:06Speaker 1: That's it. We're wired to react to negative stuff. And again,
- 14:10Speaker 1: I go back to my original point here that generally speaking,
- 14:15Speaker 1: it's not outrageous criticism to say that the vast majority
- 14:20Speaker 1: of the NBA product sucks during the regular season, and
- 14:25Speaker 1: that they have mastered the art of floating on the
- 14:29Speaker 1: inner tube on the lazy river, right that they I
- 14:33Speaker 1: know that's unpleasant to say and all that, but the
- 14:35Speaker 1: regular season is dormant, and the All Star Games even
- 14:39Speaker 1: worse than that, And so are we supposed to protect
- 14:43Speaker 1: I guess Lebron might take away. I guess he wants
- 14:45Speaker 1: guys in the media, Danny to just be toast sucking.
- 14:51Speaker 1: You know, he wants to be prob the news service
- 14:54Speaker 1: for the NBA, and you know that's not how it works.
- 14:57Speaker 3: Honestly, there's too many teams to get into the playoffs
- 15:01Speaker 3: right now, to play in games and all that. It's
- 15:03Speaker 3: a bit of a snooze here and there in the
- 15:05Speaker 3: regular season. The regular season is too long. Still to
- 15:09Speaker 3: this day, my favorite season was the strike shortened year
- 15:12Speaker 3: in the NBA. It was the perfect amount of games
- 15:15Speaker 3: in my opinion, so too many games. US regular NBA
- 15:19Speaker 3: fans don't even get to go to the arenas because
- 15:22Speaker 3: they outpriced us long ago. I can't tell you the
- 15:25Speaker 3: last time I got to go to a Lakers game,
- 15:27Speaker 3: because you know what, I'm not going to spend my
- 15:30Speaker 3: rent money on that. I'll watch it on TV. And
- 15:33Speaker 3: if it wasn't for the Luca ad trade and the
- 15:36Speaker 3: Jimmy Butler trade.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Yeah, I stopped going the NBA games when COVID started,
- 15:43Speaker 1: and I remember it was like two days before COVID
- 15:46Speaker 1: and that was the last time I attended an NBA
- 15:48Speaker 1: game and I've not been back. And I if you
- 15:50Speaker 1: would have told me when I was in my twenties,
- 15:53Speaker 1: when I was going to NBA games every night, that
- 15:55Speaker 1: I'd be at a point in my life where I
- 15:56Speaker 1: just didn't miss it, I don't now like you, Danny.
- 16:00Speaker 1: I mean, we've got a job to do, and we're
- 16:01Speaker 1: looking for content. We're always scouring the world for content,
- 16:06Speaker 1: and so I do pay attention, but it is more
- 16:08Speaker 1: the TMZS type stories than it is the games. We
- 16:11Speaker 1: don't break down game. Very rarely do we break down games.
- 16:14Speaker 1: Now when the playoffs come around, we'll throw it down
- 16:16Speaker 1: on a playoff game or something like that. But in
- 16:18Speaker 1: the regular season.
- 16:19Speaker 3: Yeah, in regular season, we're not talking x's and o's.
- 16:23Speaker 1: Yeah, and and I have the game on Danny while
- 16:27Speaker 1: I'm putting notes together from my monologues, and it's it's
- 16:31Speaker 1: hum drum man, it is. It's almost as bad as
- 16:34Speaker 1: watching spring training baseball. I don't know if you've watched
- 16:36Speaker 1: any of these spring training games, Holy crap, I mean,
- 16:39Speaker 1: have they always been this bad? I used to love
- 16:41Speaker 1: watching spring training games, and it just I don't know
- 16:45Speaker 1: what it is. Maybe it's me. It just seems like
- 16:47Speaker 1: the broadcast quality sucks. It's dull as dishwater. It's just lifeless.
- 16:53Speaker 1: You gotta watch like the first two innings of a
- 16:55Speaker 1: spring training game because if you turn on the game
- 16:59Speaker 1: past then it's like number seventy six versus number eighty seven.
- 17:03Speaker 1: You know, you don't know who any of these people are,
- 17:05Speaker 1: the broadcaster, the broadcasters don't know, and it's just blah.
- 17:13Speaker 3: It's very watered down. MLB fans enjoy it just for
- 17:18Speaker 3: the simple fact that baseball is almost bat but yeah,
- 17:22Speaker 3: you're right, it's not the most exciting thing to watch.
- 17:25Speaker 3: It's like background viewing. I have it on in the background.
- 17:28Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's usually what I The sport that we
- 17:31Speaker 1: pay attention to is the NFL. The basketball is on
- 17:34Speaker 1: in the background, for sure, and even worse than that
- 17:37Speaker 1: would be college basketball. Oh my goodness. All right, Fred
- 17:41Speaker 1: from Apple Valley writes, and he says, Ben and Danny,
- 17:43Speaker 1: before I go any further, I know you like to
- 17:46Speaker 1: say this is not a political podcast. However, here we go. Danny,
- 17:50Speaker 1: he says, I am into politics. I also like your show,
- 17:54Speaker 1: and I wanted to know as a talk show host,
- 17:58Speaker 1: what you guys thought of the fight on Friday between
- 18:01Speaker 1: the Ukrainian president Zelenski and the US President Trump, says
- 18:06Speaker 1: Fred from Apple Valley. So, uh I I saw a
- 18:13Speaker 1: three minute clip where they it was Trump, Zelensky and
- 18:19Speaker 1: the vice president what's the guy what's our vice president's name?
- 18:22Speaker 1: I don't remember, uh the guy from Ohio anyway, doesn't matter.
- 18:25Speaker 1: But uh so they were they were sitting in the
- 18:28Speaker 1: Oval office there and they it did get very heated. Uh.
- 18:34Speaker 1: I don't know too much about it to be it's
- 18:35Speaker 1: perfectly honest, Fred, whatever I'm gonna say is probably completely wrong,
- 18:39Speaker 1: but you asked me my opinion, and it's the podcast.
- 18:41Speaker 1: I would argue based on the amount of money that
- 18:45Speaker 1: the United States taxpayers have sent to Ukraine over the
- 18:49Speaker 1: last you know number of years, here, I would I
- 18:51Speaker 1: would have liked to have seen a little more appreciation
- 18:54Speaker 1: from Zelenski, But you know, I don't know all the
- 18:58Speaker 1: nuances of that, but it does seem a very Again,
- 19:03Speaker 1: I'm not into the political game that much, Danny, but
- 19:05Speaker 1: I can't recall any other world leader going to the
- 19:09Speaker 1: White House and acting that way? Can you? I don't.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Off the top of my head, I can't, And maybe
- 19:14Speaker 1: it happened years ago before I was around. But pretty wild,
- 19:19Speaker 1: wild scene there. They were supposed to have some kind
- 19:21Speaker 1: of peace deal, and I guess the think fell apart
- 19:24Speaker 1: and they're screaming at the cameras and pretty wild stuff. Man. Yeah.
- 19:30Speaker 3: Maybe barstool can get them together for a celebrity boxing match.
- 19:34Speaker 1: Yeah, or they can go to that Starbucks at the
- 19:37Speaker 1: Marriott JW. Marriott in Indianapolis. The NFL security can come
- 19:42Speaker 1: over and break them up.
- 19:44Speaker 3: Yeah. I've been friends with Jordan Schultz for years. By
- 19:47Speaker 3: the way, because I produced a weekend show he used
- 19:50Speaker 3: to do on NBC Sports Radio and I was texting
- 19:54Speaker 3: on the other day when all this was going down.
- 19:57Speaker 3: Wrap Aport. Guy's a douchebag.
- 20:01Speaker 1: I'm on. I don't know he reached out to me
- 20:04Speaker 1: Jordan Schultz years ago. I don't even I mean just
- 20:09Speaker 1: casual like stuff, and so I don't know him like
- 20:13Speaker 1: you know him. I don't know him, but I'm on
- 20:15Speaker 1: his side. Like the way that played out. It just
- 20:19Speaker 1: having been in some of those similar situations in the past.
- 20:22Speaker 1: You got here. Here's my theory. Let me give you
- 20:25Speaker 1: my theory on that real quick. If I haven't if
- 20:27Speaker 1: you haven't heard yet. So for those that don't recall
- 20:30Speaker 1: what happened, Jordan Schultz has been working for Foxsports dot com. Rade,
- 20:34Speaker 1: Is that correct? I think yes, yeah, he's doing something
- 20:37Speaker 1: for the website and he's NFL insider guy day to day.
- 20:40Speaker 1: You know, Jay Glazer doesn't really do that much anymore.
- 20:43Speaker 1: It's mostly, you know, on the weekends for TV. So
- 20:46Speaker 1: Jordan Schultz has been doing the heavy lifting for Fox
- 20:49Speaker 1: as the NFL insider they're at the combine. He had
- 20:51Speaker 1: a story that Tom Brady and Matthew Stafford were together
- 20:56Speaker 1: in Montana, and Brady was whining and dining Stafford to
- 21:00Speaker 1: try to recruit him to become of the Raiders. So
- 21:02Speaker 1: then Ian Rappaport follows that up. I say, oh, no,
- 21:06Speaker 1: it was just a chance meeting and all that. It
- 21:07Speaker 1: wasn't you know, they weren't doing any recruiting or anything
- 21:10Speaker 1: like that. And then there was a conversation at the Starbucks.
- 21:13Speaker 1: Now I am without knowing either one of these people,
- 21:16Speaker 1: you know, in real life, I'm on the side of Schultz.
- 21:19Speaker 1: Because my theory on this, Danny is that Schultz report
- 21:23Speaker 1: was absolutely right. One of the odds that Stafford, who's
- 21:27Speaker 1: from Texas lives in LA would be in Montana and
- 21:30Speaker 1: Tom Brady at the same exact time, at the same
- 21:32Speaker 1: exact location. They just have to bump into each other.
- 21:35Speaker 1: It was a bull crap story. So my theory is
- 21:37Speaker 1: that Brady's very self conscious. He knows that he wants
- 21:40Speaker 1: everyone to love him and all that stuff, and he
- 21:42Speaker 1: also knows that might have violated some kind of NFL rules.
- 21:45Speaker 1: So Brady deputized Ian Rappaport, who's a former NFL beat
- 21:50Speaker 1: writer for the Patriots. When Tom Brady, by the way,
- 21:53Speaker 1: was with the Patriots and Brady's people his camp called
- 21:58Speaker 1: up Rapaport said hey, do us a solid and Rappaport
- 22:02Speaker 1: did and then made.
- 22:04Speaker 3: They told, will give you a reach around later.
- 22:08Speaker 1: With all the trimmings, with all the all the trimans.
- 22:12Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's the way I like get.
- 22:13Speaker 3: I'm sorry those are called justin Tucker's now.
- 22:15Speaker 1: Hello, yeah, man, yeah, all right. Uh so that's my
- 22:19Speaker 1: theory on that. But as far as the Ukrainian thing,
- 22:22Speaker 1: and you know, it's just can't we all get along?
- 22:24Speaker 1: I don't know. It just seems if if I was
- 22:28Speaker 1: in his position, I don't know that I would would
- 22:30Speaker 1: be fighting in front of the cameras against the President
- 22:32Speaker 1: of the United States. But a uh, to each their own.
- 22:35Speaker 1: Reggie in Detroit writes in uh. He says, hey, Ben
- 22:38Speaker 1: and Danny, it's been a minute. Still listen to the
- 22:40Speaker 1: podcast every every week just about he says. The the
- 22:44Speaker 1: new leader of the FBI, is it Cash Patel? Is
- 22:49Speaker 1: that his name? Yeah, he says. Reggie wanted to know
- 22:52Speaker 1: our thoughts. He said that he wants to form a
- 22:55Speaker 1: partnership between the FBI and the UFC to train FBI agents,
- 23:01Speaker 1: He says, Ben, I know you're not a big MMA fan.
- 23:03Speaker 1: I don't know about Danny. Is this a good idea
- 23:05Speaker 1: or silliness? Says Reggie. My word would be unnecessary? Is
- 23:13Speaker 1: this really necessary? Doesn't the FBI have their own training program?
- 23:16Speaker 1: Are the FBI agents all eating donuts and fat? I
- 23:18Speaker 1: don't know. Don't they already have to have some physical
- 23:23Speaker 1: conditioning to be in the FBI?
- 23:25Speaker 3: I would think he wants to partner the two together,
- 23:29Speaker 3: he says, to establish a formal relationship that would bring
- 23:32Speaker 3: the program to the bureau designated to support physical fitness
- 23:36Speaker 3: for agents. According to ABC News, I guess they want
- 23:41Speaker 3: to add martial arts to the FBI agent's training.
- 23:45Speaker 1: Okay, again, I don't know if it's necessary. Is anything necessary?
- 23:53Speaker 1: I guess it would be cool. Maybe the FBI guys
- 23:56Speaker 1: would like it. Yeah, that's some cool ass. Means FBI
- 24:02Speaker 1: agents now with some of those UFC fighters, some of
- 24:05Speaker 1: them might have had some issues with the police in
- 24:08Speaker 1: the past. Do you think they'd be okay with that
- 24:09Speaker 1: hanging out with the FBI guys or you think they'd
- 24:12Speaker 1: be a little nervous on that.
- 24:14Speaker 3: Oh, they could work off some of their sentence.
- 24:18Speaker 1: Oh yeah, time served or whatever. You get the FBI
- 24:21Speaker 1: agents in shape, and then you're you're good. Let's see
- 24:24Speaker 1: what's next. Mitchell not Mitchell from Ohio. This is Mitchell,
- 24:27Speaker 1: he says from Oregon. As you say, Ben, the Oregon Trail.
- 24:30Speaker 1: That's right. The reason I say Oregon Trail. Danny were
- 24:32Speaker 1: around the same age. Do you remember that game on
- 24:34Speaker 1: the computer, the Oregon Trail game?
- 24:37Speaker 3: Of course, it was something I remember watching my mom
- 24:41Speaker 3: and stepdad play on their first home computer. And I
- 24:44Speaker 3: was a little, little, tiny kid, and I mean, can
- 24:46Speaker 3: I try now, shut up, go watch Brady Bunch.
- 24:49Speaker 1: Brady Bunch, Brady Bunch. When we were in elementary school
- 24:53Speaker 1: the computers. We had a computer lab. That's how old
- 24:56Speaker 1: I am. We had a computer lab and they had
- 24:58Speaker 1: the game called the Oregon Trail, which had the shittiest
- 25:02Speaker 1: graphics in the world. But we thought we were so
- 25:04Speaker 1: cool because we were playing this game and it was
- 25:06Speaker 1: you know, we didn't realize it was actually to educate us.
- 25:09Speaker 1: But for us it was like, man, they had this
- 25:10Speaker 1: little stagecoach thing and they were going on the Oregon
- 25:13Speaker 1: Trail and it was like the coolest, like fun.
- 25:16Speaker 3: It was like atari graphics. Go back and look at
- 25:18Speaker 3: the first atari. I mean we were playing pong and
- 25:22Speaker 3: we thought that was cool.
- 25:23Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, a bunch of sticks and squares. Well, it's
- 25:27Speaker 1: kind of the cool thing about life, right Dan. It's like,
- 25:29Speaker 1: you don't people say, oh, you don't know what, you
- 25:32Speaker 1: don't know what. You don't know if you don't have it,
- 25:33Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like that's all we had.
- 25:35Speaker 1: We didn't know what this other crap was, which made
- 25:37Speaker 1: it fun. Mitchell says, Ben and Dan, I know, you
- 25:41Speaker 1: guys fly for work and whatnot. He says, have you
- 25:45Speaker 1: ever had someone die on a flight? Did you see
- 25:47Speaker 1: the story from Qatar Airways? And then he sent a
- 25:51Speaker 1: link here Mitchell and I guess a person died on
- 25:57Speaker 1: a flight and they they made aid passengers sit next
- 26:02Speaker 1: to the corpse for four hours on a flight.
- 26:05Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like when I used to do a weekend
- 26:09Speaker 3: show with Arnie, except it was three hours.
- 26:15Speaker 1: Well, at one point we had our morning show. We
- 26:16Speaker 1: had Mike North and Andy Furman, which was no Mitchell,
- 26:23Speaker 1: I've never had someone die on a plane. You knock
- 26:27Speaker 1: on wood. Hopefully that will be the case. I guess
- 26:31Speaker 1: there's a lawsuit or something I don't know the story
- 26:33Speaker 1: Mitchell gave us. Danny says that they violated the FAA,
- 26:39Speaker 1: which I guess wouldn't apply to is the FA is
- 26:42Speaker 1: not It's American, but is it global? I don't know.
- 26:45Speaker 1: He said it violated air travel. The story says it
- 26:48Speaker 1: violated air travel code. You're supposed to put the cadaver
- 26:54Speaker 1: far away from everyone if possible. And I don't know.
- 26:59Speaker 1: That's where do you if you die on a plane?
- 27:04Speaker 1: Like where do they say you die? Like over the
- 27:06Speaker 1: ocean or is it whatever city you land in. I
- 27:09Speaker 1: don't know how that works data.
- 27:11Speaker 3: By the way, the FAA is international.
- 27:14Speaker 1: Okay, then the fa Sure, there you go. Dave in
- 27:17Speaker 1: San Diego. Right, so, and he says Ben and Dana,
- 27:20Speaker 1: I know you guys say like we all did, got
- 27:22Speaker 1: into trouble when we were kids. Did you see what
- 27:24Speaker 1: happened in Brooklyn? He says that McDonald's has started karting
- 27:28Speaker 1: teenagers to enter the restaurant there in Flatbush, Brooklyn, because
- 27:34Speaker 1: they've destroyed the restaurant so many times. Should you need
- 27:37Speaker 1: an ID for a big mac? Says Dave in San Diego.
- 27:43Speaker 1: This is early in the week, right, I think I
- 27:44Speaker 1: saw this story.
- 27:45Speaker 3: Yeah I saw this too.
- 27:47Speaker 1: So kids have been going in there after school and
- 27:49Speaker 1: maybe they don't even go to school and just destroying
- 27:51Speaker 1: the knocking the shit out of this place. Hey listen, Uh,
- 27:54Speaker 1: you know, McDonald's a giant company, but they're not there,
- 27:57Speaker 1: so you could destroy their business and all that. And
- 28:01Speaker 1: if the parents don't take care of these kids, and
- 28:03Speaker 1: this is what they have to do, it sucks. But
- 28:06Speaker 1: I understand the people that run the McDonald's. What are
- 28:09Speaker 1: they supposed to do. They gotta sell big macs. Nobody's
- 28:12Speaker 1: gonna go and eat a big mac if they're gonna
- 28:14Speaker 1: have some punk teenager messing around with them, right, come on.
- 28:19Speaker 3: I was just telling my better half the other day.
- 28:22Speaker 3: You know what, I just realized I haven't eaten out
- 28:25Speaker 3: of McDonald's in maybe a couple of years now, except
- 28:29Speaker 3: for breakfast here and there, like you know, like on
- 28:32Speaker 3: your way to the airport, you get like one of
- 28:34Speaker 3: their English muffin sandwiches or something and coffee. Yeah, besides
- 28:39Speaker 3: breakfast with McDonald's. When's the last time you told your wife,
- 28:43Speaker 3: Ben oh man, I'm craving a big Mac right now.
- 28:46Speaker 1: No, No, it's been years. Last time I ate a McDonald's,
- 28:49Speaker 1: much like you. Was at the airport. I don't remember
- 28:51Speaker 1: what city we were in. We were waiting for a
- 28:53Speaker 1: flight and it just happened to be the closest place
- 28:56Speaker 1: at the airport. So we're like, all right, we'll go
- 28:58Speaker 1: to McDonald's. But that was it. I'm never I've never
- 29:01Speaker 1: gotten in the car and said I want to have
- 29:03Speaker 1: lunch today, Let's go to McDonald But I'm not trying
- 29:05Speaker 1: to sound a lad. It's it's just that there's other
- 29:09Speaker 1: fast food places we'd more likely go to where we
- 29:11Speaker 1: just need it home. Now.
- 29:13Speaker 3: I know some people craved their fries, and I understand that.
- 29:16Speaker 3: And when Brenda was pregnant with CoA, she craved the fries,
- 29:20Speaker 3: and I would go get the fries once in a while,
- 29:23Speaker 3: so that I get. But they're actual burgers. They've fallen
- 29:26Speaker 3: off a cliff to the point where, yeah, man, I
- 29:29Speaker 3: remember back in the day where I actually wanted a
- 29:31Speaker 3: quarter pounder or something like that. And I can't tell
- 29:34Speaker 3: you the last time I wanted to go get a
- 29:36Speaker 3: McDonald's burger.
- 29:37Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm right there with you. Next up on
- 29:40Speaker 1: the mailbag, John writes in from Hartford, and he says,
- 29:45Speaker 1: I actually heard about Gene Hackman's death on your show, Ben.
- 29:47Speaker 1: You broke the news to me. I was a huge
- 29:49Speaker 1: fan of jeans like everyone else back in the nineteen eighties.
- 29:54Speaker 1: He says, I want to know what you guys think.
- 29:57Speaker 1: Is there more to this story? Any thoughts on what
- 30:01Speaker 1: actually happened? That's from John. Yeah, I read a little
- 30:05Speaker 1: bit about it over the weekend. I'm sure you did
- 30:08Speaker 1: to Danny. It's an interesting story. I guess. The latest
- 30:12Speaker 1: thing that I saw yesterday, I think it was, was
- 30:15Speaker 1: that the theory is that the wife had like a
- 30:20Speaker 1: heart attack or something like that, and she died, and
- 30:23Speaker 1: then Hackman, I guess, had a medical emergency. He fell
- 30:27Speaker 1: down or something like that, and he couldn't get up
- 30:29Speaker 1: because he's ninety five, and then he died, and then
- 30:32Speaker 1: the dog died. But I don't know if that's true.
- 30:34Speaker 1: I read is that?
- 30:36Speaker 3: But then I heard they have two other dogs that survived.
- 30:39Speaker 1: Yeah, And how long they must have been in there
- 30:42Speaker 1: for a long time? Right there?
- 30:44Speaker 3: A long time, yeah, because her body was starting to decompose,
- 30:47Speaker 3: according to the story I read, and there was a
- 30:50Speaker 3: small space heater next to her in the bathroom on
- 30:54Speaker 3: the floor, so the whole thing is odd.
- 30:58Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, is it a case I'm trying to
- 31:00Speaker 1: think if somewhere it happened to me, who's going to
- 31:03Speaker 1: check on me? Well, because of work people, But Gene
- 31:06Speaker 1: Hackman isn't working, and I guess his wife wasn't working
- 31:08Speaker 1: either as he was younger. But think about that. You
- 31:11Speaker 1: get old enough and you just sit there, and you
- 31:13Speaker 1: could sit there and rot, you drop dead, and no
- 31:15Speaker 1: one for what do you think a month? Think they
- 31:19Speaker 1: were down there for a month.
- 31:20Speaker 3: No, I can't imagine.
- 31:21Speaker 1: Ben.
- 31:21Speaker 3: The sponsorship logs on our network don't get done on
- 31:24Speaker 3: their own. Somebody would come look for me in an hour.
- 31:28Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if I didn't do a tire rack read,
- 31:31Speaker 1: I've had seven cars out in front of my house too.
- 31:34Speaker 1: So I hear you on that man alive? All right? Yeah?
- 31:38Speaker 1: Who knows? It sucks? I mean, Gene, it's like Saw
- 31:41Speaker 1: ninety five years is a great run. But Gene Hackman o.
- 31:44Speaker 3: Gen, No, it really was. And there's a couple of
- 31:47Speaker 3: underrated films by him that I wanted to mention. One
- 31:50Speaker 3: from the eighties Uncommon Valor. Okay, my stepdad was obsessed
- 31:55Speaker 3: with that Vietnam film where they go in and they
- 31:59Speaker 3: rescue some prisoners of war. And then in the nineties
- 32:03Speaker 3: he had a movie with Tom Cruise called The Firm,
- 32:06Speaker 3: and he was really really good in that film.
- 32:09Speaker 1: So the ones my first real Gene Hackman memories were
- 32:13Speaker 1: when he was in the Superman movies in the eighties.
- 32:15Speaker 1: That's why I first, I.
- 32:16Speaker 3: Remember those were so corny, right.
- 32:18Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's like my first Like I remember seeing
- 32:21Speaker 1: Gene Hackman in those uh he was Lex Luthor, Lex
- 32:25Speaker 1: Luthor right in those those eighties, like the Christopher Reeves Superman. Yes, yeah,
- 32:32Speaker 1: so I remember that and and just like seemed like
- 32:35Speaker 1: everything he was in was he was solid, you know,
- 32:37Speaker 1: rock solid. So anyway, it's a very sad way to
- 32:41Speaker 1: check out, and it's a really good way to check out.
- 32:43Speaker 1: I would say not turning into a mummy would be
- 32:45Speaker 1: a better way, but but who knows. Anyway. Manny from Texas,
- 32:50Speaker 1: formerly of Socals, says, Hey, guys, I hope you're doing well. Uh,
- 32:55Speaker 1: he says, Ben, you claim to be a distant relative
- 32:57Speaker 1: of Nostra Damas and friend of Nosterdenis. Is this how
- 33:00Speaker 1: you got your powers? You then send a story saying
- 33:03Speaker 1: that Canadian scientists have discovered all humans can read minds,
- 33:10Speaker 1: and they say that there's a part of the brain
- 33:12Speaker 1: here that you can they can mess around with and
- 33:16Speaker 1: allow you telepathic abilities. What do you want me to say, Manny?
- 33:23Speaker 1: I mean I already have that. I'm friend of Nostradinis,
- 33:28Speaker 1: distant relative of Nostradamis. As you said there, would you
- 33:32Speaker 1: really want to have real telepathic abilities though? I mean
- 33:38Speaker 1: in the real you know what you'd like?
- 33:41Speaker 3: Most of us already hear voices in our head.
- 33:44Speaker 1: Well, we all have a narrator in our lives, right,
- 33:48Speaker 1: we have a narrator voice. I think most people have that.
- 33:50Speaker 1: Speaking of that, a little off topic, The black irishman
- 33:56Speaker 1: called up the other night Danny, and he had one
- 33:58Speaker 1: of the great takes no one else had has this take?
- 34:01Speaker 1: He said, I don't understand, Ben, why we bet on
- 34:04Speaker 1: games that before they're played, we should bet on them
- 34:06Speaker 1: after they're played. Doesn't that make a lot of sense?
- 34:10Speaker 1: Isn't that a great idea? What a wonderful, believable one?
- 34:14Speaker 1: More last one? Here we go, Harry in beautiful Palm Desert, California,
- 34:18Speaker 1: in your palm springs, he says. Ben. A court in
- 34:22Speaker 1: India this week ordered movie. A movie theater chain to
- 34:25Speaker 1: pay for mental agony because they put too many ads
- 34:30Speaker 1: in the theater. Do you support this?
- 34:33Speaker 2: Yes?
- 34:33Speaker 1: Yeah? What is there anything worse than going to the movies?
- 34:35Speaker 1: And you're like, one or two trailers is fine. But
- 34:38Speaker 1: then they have buy your snacks and then they have
- 34:41Speaker 1: the commercial for the airline. I don't go to the movies.
- 34:43Speaker 3: Very much, so then there's an ad for Coca cola.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Yeah, and yeah.
- 34:47Speaker 3: Then there's an actor talking to us about something. And
- 34:50Speaker 3: the only time that's good is when you're running late.
- 34:53Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. You're going to get your snacks or whatever.
- 34:56Speaker 1: You know, it's a it's fine. But other than that,
- 35:00Speaker 1: that's funny. Though.
- 35:01Speaker 3: If you're on time, it sucks because you're like, all right,
- 35:03Speaker 3: this is twenty minutes of my life. I can't get back.
- 35:06Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get this show on the road. Come on,
- 35:09Speaker 1: all right, we'll get out on that. Remember tonight the Bennies.
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- 35:24Speaker 1: luck to everyone that was nominated. May the top people
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- 35:32Speaker 1: that out. Danny, You're back with Comino and Rich this week.
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- 35:37Speaker 3: Yes, yes, sir, we'll be back five to seven pm
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- 35:52Speaker 3: Great Yeah you know what and the Bennys are dedicated
- 35:55Speaker 3: to Jeanie. Right.
- 35:56Speaker 1: Yes, the caller of the Year is the Genie and
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- 36:01Speaker 1: a Doctor, And we also celebrate beer drinking Brian. The
- 36:05Speaker 1: worst caller on this show is the beer drinking Brian.
- 36:08Speaker 3: So that's awesome.
- 36:09Speaker 1: I love that we honor our legends. I have a wonderful,
- 36:12Speaker 1: wonderful day. We'll talk to you next time.
- 36:15Speaker 3: Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Yeah, Bosta gotta murder.
- 36:19Speaker 3: I gotta go