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NEW SEASON!-WE ARE SO BACK · The "Koalaty" Podcast

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  SPEAKER_07: Hello, today is a new episode of Wise the Park Podcast season two.
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  SPEAKER_02: The quality podcast.
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  SPEAKER_07: Quality podcast.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_07: Basically the same thing.
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  SPEAKER_07: Anyways, how you guys feeling, Jorge and Landon?
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  SPEAKER_05: I feel good.
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  SPEAKER_05: That's good.
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  SPEAKER_05: Landon?
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  SPEAKER_05: I feel like it's gonna be a great theme because I believe we added we have like new segments, and it's gonna be way more good or funnier.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_05: That's the main part.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's pretty good.
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  SPEAKER_07: Pretty good.
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  SPEAKER_07: Kinda wraps it up.
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  SPEAKER_07: I'm pretty excited for season two.
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  SPEAKER_07: It's gonna be pretty fun.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why don't you tell them about our next segment, Hot Seat Cool Throne?
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  SPEAKER_07: So basically, Hot Seat Cool Throne is a very funny game.
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  SPEAKER_07: We have some great people playing it today.
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  SPEAKER_07: But let's go to them now.
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  unknown: Stay quality.
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  SPEAKER_07: Stay quality.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hello, quality listeners.
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  SPEAKER_02: Welcome to the quality podcast segments with fourth grade.
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  SPEAKER_02: Our newest fourth grade podcasters are here in Podcasting 2.0.
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  SPEAKER_02: We've got Elliot, we've got Bear, we've got Ava.
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  SPEAKER_02: How are you guys today?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm doing good.
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  SPEAKER_02: Our segment today is titled What's Going On With the Lunchroom?
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's get a nice round of applause for that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes, yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright, so what's going on with the lunchroom?
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  SPEAKER_02: Each uh for this segment, each one of our fourth grade students was given a test to make a claim about what's going on in the lunchroom.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna let each one of them talk and then we'll and then we can ask some questions about why they have the claim they have.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright, let's start with you, Bear.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're right in the middle.
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  SPEAKER_02: Bear, what's going on with the lunchroom?
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  SPEAKER_02: What's your take?
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  SPEAKER_07: I think the one good main course are the chicken drumsticks.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ooh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now why?
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  SPEAKER_02: Why what Elliot's already disagreeing?
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  SPEAKER_02: Why is that?
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  SPEAKER_07: They're just deep fried to perfection.
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  SPEAKER_07: You don't need a fork to eat them, and they're actual chicken.
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  SPEAKER_02: Actual chicken?
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  SPEAKER_02: We're sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because they're it has a bone.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's true, but it could be a it could be bat, fried bat.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm just kidding.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's I'm pretty sure it's chicken.
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  SPEAKER_02: I've never eaten that again.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright, okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright, okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh Ava, what's your claim?
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  SPEAKER_07: Why is there like when you have potato and the cheese, why is there like a thick layer on the cheese?
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  SPEAKER_02: Ooh, that's true.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, like a thick well, what do you mean a thick layer?
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  SPEAKER_07: It's like a thick cheese layer that's like hard.
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  SPEAKER_07: So like when they press on it, it like sinks into the cheese.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, tell me about this cheese layer.
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  SPEAKER_02: What's your research?
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  SPEAKER_07: Thick and hard.
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  SPEAKER_07: People like have to peel it off to get to the cheese.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ooh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, so this isn't even, I thought it was like the cheese layer was like that.
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  SPEAKER_02: So you before you even get to the potatoes, it's on there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my.
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  SPEAKER_02: That is not good.
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  SPEAKER_02: What else?
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  SPEAKER_07: It sort of looks like wax.
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  SPEAKER_07: Like they put a wax layer on the cheese.
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  SPEAKER_07: I don't know why.
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  SPEAKER_07: It's just disgusting.
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  SPEAKER_02: That just seems I oh, Elliot, what is your claim?
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  SPEAKER_04: I think mini pepperoni calzones are the best lunch option ever.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ooh, okay, why?
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  SPEAKER_02: We'll have a debate on this one.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why?
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  SPEAKER_04: It is spicy.
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  SPEAKER_04: It makes my tongue water like the ocean.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ooh, good.
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  SPEAKER_02: Other people like the ocean.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: So he so immediately we got pushback from your classmates.
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  SPEAKER_02: Bear, why why are you saying the mini, is it the pepperoni calzones?
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  SPEAKER_02: Why are those not working?
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  SPEAKER_02: They're not moving in the needle for you, Bear?
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why?
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  SPEAKER_07: They're not deep fried.
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  SPEAKER_02: So it has to be fried for bear.
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  SPEAKER_07: What is you with fried stuff?
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  SPEAKER_02: You're crazy.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, Bear, we really don't have that much fried stuff.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like we literally, and I don't think that chicken is fried.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think it's baked, technically.
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  SPEAKER_04: Deep fried.
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  SPEAKER_04: Same with the chicken tendies.
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  SPEAKER_02: The chicken tenders are I I would say the chicken tenders, you have a better claim.
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  SPEAKER_02: The pepperoni calzones are not great, Elliot.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think you're a little overselling them a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_07: I don't like the crust on them.
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  SPEAKER_02: The crust is weird, I would agree.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-uh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is that what you guys had today?
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  SPEAKER_02: Did you have the top?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: What did you have today?
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  SPEAKER_04: The menu pepperoni calzones.
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  SPEAKER_02: See, he did.
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  SPEAKER_02: See, that's he's trying to be topical.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: I have a question for each of you, okay?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: If you could have one of the school lunches every day, which one would it be?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm starting with Ava.
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  SPEAKER_07: The pancakes.
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  SPEAKER_07: Some people think they're really.
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  SPEAKER_02: Really?
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  SPEAKER_07: Some people think they're really soggy, but if you put them in too much like syrup, they will be soggy, but they're really good.
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  SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
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  SPEAKER_02: Bear, what about you?
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  SPEAKER_02: I think I know the answer.
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  SPEAKER_07: You do.
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  SPEAKER_02: The chicken drumsticks just doing it for you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_07: It's with you.
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  SPEAKER_02: I I Bear, I've I gotta be honest with you, I've seen that drumstick.
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  SPEAKER_02: You are a brave soul, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: I that thing, I it's crazy.
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  SPEAKER_04: I can't even get through the first layer.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I guess Bear's face.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's just like, what are you people talking about?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's so good.
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  SPEAKER_02: And Elliot, yours is pepperoni.
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  SPEAKER_07: Rolls just many pepperoni cousins.
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  SPEAKER_07: I okay.
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  SPEAKER_07: If I had to choose, I might have chosen orange chicken.
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  SPEAKER_02: But regardless, hey, but regardless.
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  SPEAKER_07: You are crazy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Regardless, though, friends, we are grateful we have food every day in our bellies, and we are thankful for those who do it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright, great segment, guys.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_07: Woohoo! Subscribe.
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  SPEAKER_07: If you don't, I'm coming to get you.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_07: Hello everyone.
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  SPEAKER_07: We're here for our first episode of Hot Seat Cool Throne.
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  SPEAKER_07: Um, I'll start and my hot seat is probably probably reading.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, reading because I don't like reading.
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  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: What about your guys?
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  SPEAKER_07: Uh my hot seat is probably Nidos because they're too popular.
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  SPEAKER_07: It hurts my heart.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: Zoe is obsessed with Nidos.
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  SPEAKER_07: That um okay.
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  SPEAKER_07: Adelaide, what about you?
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  SPEAKER_07: Probably Pokemon cards.
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  SPEAKER_07: Oh, I agree.
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  SPEAKER_07: Well, what's better?
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  SPEAKER_07: Baseball cards are a lot better.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: They're actually real people.
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  SPEAKER_07: Pokemon cards are stuff that's made up from some Japanese artists.
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  SPEAKER_07: I thought you liked Pokemon cards.
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  SPEAKER_07: I know, I thought you were like a Pokemon card.
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  SPEAKER_07: I used to.
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  SPEAKER_07: Then my dad put gave me all of these like baseball cards from his attic.
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  SPEAKER_07: So.
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  SPEAKER_07: Okay, well, my cool throne is squishies.
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  SPEAKER_07: Needoves.
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  SPEAKER_07: So like how?
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  SPEAKER_07: Those should not be in a way.
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  SPEAKER_07: They relieve your stress and they're cute and they're squishy.
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  SPEAKER_07: And they're popular.
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  SPEAKER_07: What could be better?
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  SPEAKER_07: And if they're left in a car for too long, they heat up and get too and if they get too hot, they explode and you get a second degree burn.
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  SPEAKER_07: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_07: That's for a microwave.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_07: Like if I live in Arizona, maybe.
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  SPEAKER_07: But like it just gets soft.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_07: That's why all the packaging said do not put in microwave.
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  SPEAKER_07: It's because they explode.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_07: Then why do YouTubers do it?
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  SPEAKER_07: Why do random YouTubers do it?
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  SPEAKER_07: Because they're YouTubers and they do that to make money.
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  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_07: What's your Lego sets?
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  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_07: Agree.
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  SPEAKER_07: Okay, what about you, Ben?
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  SPEAKER_07: Nintendo Switches.
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  SPEAKER_07: They they came out with the Nintendo Switch too, and now they're like so popular because it has a camera.
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  SPEAKER_07: I've got a watch that has a camera that I bought that I paid for five bucks.
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  SPEAKER_07: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_07: Well, I mean, yeah, that makes sense.
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  SPEAKER_07: Well, and do you have do you guys have anything else to say?
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  SPEAKER_07: No.
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  SPEAKER_07: Well, that's it.
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  SPEAKER_07: I guess.
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  SPEAKER_07: Stay quality.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, me, can you say who you are?
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  SPEAKER_07: Tara, that's my name.
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  SPEAKER_07: Anyway, um, we're gonna be talking about the fifth grade musical.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, what do you guys think about it?
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  SPEAKER_03: I really like it.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna be a dancer, so I'm not really acting.
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• 9:51
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• 9:58
  SPEAKER_07: Oh the hippo, that's like really sassy, and I have to go like, hey, I'm a hip-hop.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
• 10:07
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  SPEAKER_07: Boo.
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  SPEAKER_07: I could say the same thing to you.
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  SPEAKER_07: Okay, Tara.
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  SPEAKER_07: I'm a leamer.
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  SPEAKER_07: Continue, continue, Tara.
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  SPEAKER_07: Anyway, I'm like really excited for the musical.
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  SPEAKER_07: Oh, Tara.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm um The show has gone off the rails, real quick.
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  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead, Tara.
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  SPEAKER_07: Anyway, so yeah, I'm a lemur, I'm a male woman, and then I'm a guest at the zoo, and I get to see the cute little cuddly penguins.
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  SPEAKER_07: And what are we gonna like what are your guys' like favorite songs?
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  SPEAKER_07: It's the first one.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: Showtime.
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  SPEAKER_07: It's showtime because I like have a part.
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  SPEAKER_07: I have two parts and accessing like um a hip.
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  SPEAKER_07: Okay, a hip bowl.
• 11:13
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  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
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• 11:24
  SPEAKER_07: Um, I think for sure hearing Ripper's voice just singing.
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  SPEAKER_07: Like that's gonna just be hard to hear.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Tara?
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  SPEAKER_03: I am gonna!
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, that is it for episode one.
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  SPEAKER_02: We are back.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_02: We are back.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_02: Episode one.
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  SPEAKER_02: We are so back.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_02: Episode one in the books, fourth grade.
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  SPEAKER_02: How are the vibes?
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_02: Where are we at as far as vibes?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm at so excited.
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  SPEAKER_02: All talking at the same time.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's only so many mics.
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  SPEAKER_07: I'm so excited.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ava's so excited.
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  SPEAKER_02: What do you think, Kingston?
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  SPEAKER_07: I love it.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my goodness.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_02: You just put your mouth on that.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_02: This is so gross.
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  SPEAKER_02: You are not.
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  SPEAKER_02: How the hell do you think?
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  SPEAKER_07: I think that's exciting.
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  SPEAKER_02: Powerful stuff.
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  SPEAKER_02: Powerful stuff.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright, so we're through episode one.
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  SPEAKER_02: We want to say, as a fourth grade and as a co-op.
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  SPEAKER_02: Were you on the floor?
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  SPEAKER_02: This child just came.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_02: Those of you listening, not watching the YouTube, a child just came off the floor.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'm not 100% sure why.
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  SPEAKER_02: Get on the floor.
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  SPEAKER_07: Thank you, Logan! Thank you, Logan.
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  SPEAKER_07: Thank you, Logan.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yes!
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: And finally, we of course want to thank you, the quality listener, for listening to today's show.
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  SPEAKER_02: Stay tuned all season for our special updates.
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  SPEAKER_02: Tune in next week.
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  SPEAKER_02: Next week we've got a brand new show.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: New segments and a special look at our fifth grade musical, Madagascar.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't turn it off yet, Sue.
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  SPEAKER_02: I gotta do the whole thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hit the music.
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