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Episode 52: Ant Sarah · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The play is in Confused. Podcast is rated M for
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  Speaker 1: marijuana no minors, but your audience just only. This is
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  Speaker 1: episode fifty two, believe it or not. Wow, Yeah, we've
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  Speaker 1: done fifty two of these. Isn't that a whole year?
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  Speaker 1: I think we're like professional at it? Now? Do you think?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't there fifty two weeks in a year? How many?
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  Speaker 1: Look at you? We're learning new things every week on
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  Speaker 1: this show. It's very very educational podcast here, is that? Right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Fifty two weeks? Is it one year? You're doing great?
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  Speaker 1: You didn't really know that? No, I knew it was
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  Speaker 1: one of those He's smart, but like also not you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I forget things very very quick, sadly?
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  Speaker 1: Is that something to learn in elementary school? Probably? Just
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  Speaker 1: like the family tree that he's having difficulty with, he
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  Speaker 1: was trying to figure out who you were to me? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what was happening? Yeah? Family trees? I think
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  Speaker 1: are you were struggling? I think it was when Tyler
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  Speaker 1: was on. You couldn't figure out what a niece was like.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't know. You had to clarify you don't have
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  Speaker 1: relatives at all. He's an only child. Oh, it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: mean I don't have relatives. Yeah, but you don't have
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  Speaker 1: a niece or a nephew. Sure I do. Wait, no,
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  Speaker 1: you don't. He doesn't understand. He doesn't get it. The
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  Speaker 1: family tree is like just gone from his brain.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, so piece and nephew would be if you had
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  Speaker 3: a brother or sister and they had children.
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  Speaker 1: Who do you now? I have a question, who do
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  Speaker 1: you think your niece and nephew? Who do you think
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  Speaker 1: these people are to you? I guess I don't have
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  Speaker 1: a niece or a nephew. Yeah you thought you had one.
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  Speaker 1: Though further for a second, Yeah, you make it sound like, well,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have relatives. I have relatives. You do. I
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  Speaker 1: have people in the family tree. You know.
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  Speaker 2: For a while I was on I was on the
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  Speaker 2: big ancestry dot com kick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it's kind of a scam. Why what
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  Speaker 1: didn't you find out?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I found out a lot of stuff. I thought
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  Speaker 2: it was cool for all of you know, ten minutes.
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  Speaker 2: But then the problem was is that I put it
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  Speaker 2: on my Discover card and then forgot about it.
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  Speaker 1: And they kept charging you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then like you know, seven years later, I
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  Speaker 2: go and look and hear they're charging me like seven years,
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  Speaker 2: forty two dollars a month or something ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: They took you seven years to figure that out. See,
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  Speaker 1: he's a dummy. I told you that. Can't you can't
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  Speaker 1: you go on and like claim scam. That should be illegal. No,
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  Speaker 1: not if you signed up, none, if you did it willingly,
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  Speaker 1: that happened any one time for Yeah. See we've all
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  Speaker 1: done things like that. I don't want to talk about that.
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  Speaker 1: Your bank should warn you. Discover Card should have warned me.
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  Speaker 1: I agree, we should have Discover Card on our podcast
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  Speaker 1: and mister Discovery.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was quite a discovery when I went on
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  Speaker 2: the discover card and found the Ancestry.
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  Speaker 1: Not only it was the worst part.
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  Speaker 2: Not only was I getting charge from ancestry dot com,
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  Speaker 2: but I was also getting charge from newspapers dot com
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  Speaker 2: because again, ancestry dot com a scam. You go on,
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  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, wow, there's an article from nineteen forty
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  Speaker 2: six that has my one of my family member's names,
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  Speaker 2: and oh, I want to read this article on the newspaper.
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  Speaker 2: And then go on it's like, oh, well that's twenty
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  Speaker 2: two dollars. Oh well great, and then you pay that
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  Speaker 2: and so I subscribe to newspapers dot com in addition
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  Speaker 2: to ancestry dot com. Everybody's taking my mind. That was
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  Speaker 2: years ago. I got to figure it out now. I've
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  Speaker 2: learned a lot since then.
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  Speaker 1: So what did you find out on your ancestry dot
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  Speaker 1: com report whatever it's called. Did you find anything interesting?
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  Speaker 2: Well, the reason why, I'll tell you exactly the reason
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  Speaker 2: why I went on the ancestry dot com thing. I
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  Speaker 2: got really hooked on it for a while. I was
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  Speaker 2: at the beach with years ago with my aunt, my
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  Speaker 2: cousins apparently no nieces and nephews because I don't have those,
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  Speaker 2: but we were sitting around definitely probably a little stone
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  Speaker 2: at the time, and I said.
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  Speaker 1: Do you ever smoke weed? Like, but tell me about
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  Speaker 1: your weed smokeage?
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  Speaker 2: And my aunt said something about their long lost cousin
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  Speaker 2: that they like never see that I had no idea about.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, what is this? You have a long
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  Speaker 1: lost cousin?
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  Speaker 2: So then I made it my mission to go on
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  Speaker 2: ancestry dot com and find the long lost cousin?
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow? And did you? Yeah? We did? Actually did
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  Speaker 1: you contact this person? I did, and we all met up.
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  Speaker 1: We've seen each other one dime since then. Oh, isn't
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  Speaker 1: it crazy to think? Though? I know, but it's crazy
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  Speaker 1: to think that.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, there's somebody that's in my family that like,
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  Speaker 2: we don't talk to, that only lives, you know, half
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  Speaker 2: hour away from here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not that weird because I have I was
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  Speaker 3: adopted and I have a full brother that my biological
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  Speaker 3: mother kept that lives in wing Gap.
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  Speaker 1: Huh really you never met him? Wait this one more time.
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  Speaker 1: What happened? I was adopted?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, my biological mother okay, had another child after she
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  Speaker 3: had me. Okay, same father. She kept him and he
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  Speaker 3: lives in Wingap and I've never met him.
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  Speaker 1: You've never met him? Do you want to meet him? No?
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  Speaker 1: He didn't want to meet me. Oh really fuck off? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck him because.
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  Speaker 3: I met my biological mother, That's what I said. Fuck well,
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  Speaker 3: he took her for bankruptcy a couple of times, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, you don't need that in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're good, We're good. Yeah fuck him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but you know who knows I could have come across them? True? Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I would say go on ancestry dot com. Don't because
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna take it. They're gonna take my money for
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  Speaker 1: you seven years. Yeah, did you ever tell that guy
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  Speaker 1: how much he cost you? He knows you some money?
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  Speaker 1: I think, who does the long lost cousin?
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's so there's a guy long lost cousin and
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  Speaker 2: a girl long lost cousin, and we met the girl
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  Speaker 2: long lost cousin who.
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  Speaker 1: Has a bunch of kids.
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  Speaker 2: So the my mom's long lost cousin here, it's a
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  Speaker 2: question about the family tree my mom's.
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  Speaker 1: Those people are definitely not your niece and nephew, just
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  Speaker 1: so you know. Okay, all right, I want to let
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  Speaker 1: you know before we go into it. All right, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: keep going.
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  Speaker 2: So my mom's long lost cousins kids.
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  Speaker 1: Would be my what second cousins? That's him after all that.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a second, second or third cousin, depending on
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  Speaker 3: that's how that works.
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  Speaker 1: You're not that interested anymore. I thought it had some
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  Speaker 1: fun name, not at all. Sorry, Bud's boring. Family, shit's boring.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to introduce your your aunt? Hearn Becker.
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  Speaker 1: This is my aunt, Sarah. Everybody, Sarah, welcome to the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Are you enjoying your time? So far, so far, so good.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see it's early, okay, there's a lot of time
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  Speaker 1: to disappoint There is a lot of time. Let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you, are you a s A R A or
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  Speaker 1: an s A R A H s.
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  Speaker 3: A r e H.
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  Speaker 1: Throws you off? I can tell that you're the kind
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  Speaker 1: of person there wasn't the old fashioned way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's just cool. It's just like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: there's people that you gotta be special. Now there's a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of people now that spell Sarah with like a
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  Speaker 2: g H. We're getting carried away like a silent G.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know s A r eh. It wouldn't be
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  Speaker 2: Sarah Sarah Sarah.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway. I hope you're liking the show so far. It's great.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start the show. Why not right The Blazed.
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  Speaker 2: And Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel, The trivia podcast
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  Speaker 2: where truth.
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  Speaker 1: Fury, and THHC glide.
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  Speaker 3: Let's spark your curiosity and.
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  Speaker 1: Light up some knowledge.
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  Speaker 2: Don't Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel starts now.
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  Speaker 1: Now. I'm Becker, that's Joel. My aunt Sarah is our
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  Speaker 1: guest today on episode fifty two. Aunt Sarah, am I
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  Speaker 1: a good nephew. Do you like me? I do? Do you?
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  Speaker 2: I do?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad, Yes, I pulled my weight because I could
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  Speaker 3: say anything to you and yeah, you're fine with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I am. Yeah, my answer been known to say
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  Speaker 1: things to me. Yeah. My aunt Sarah has no filter,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought she would be great on this show.
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  Speaker 1: So I wonder how many curses we've got in so far?
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  Speaker 1: Curse words. I heard a few already, yeah, and mostly
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  Speaker 1: from her. I have a question, what's the fucking dog
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  Speaker 1: bird poop on your window? I just noticed stop up there?
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  Speaker 1: All right, So here's the thing. Can we clean that off?
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  Speaker 1: Because it's annoying the fuck out of me?
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  Speaker 2: It's been here since day one, but I keep thinking
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  Speaker 2: that since it rained a lot like it would you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't work that way. No, No, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: get it off. What do I do? Go go out
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  Speaker 1: there with like achlorox, wipe a magic eraser, erase the
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  Speaker 1: bird ship, just wind decks or washcloth, I mean and them.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to get that in your hands. If
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  Speaker 1: I get bird shipped on, I throw up right away.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a question.
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  Speaker 2: Why is it that human shit is brown and bird
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  Speaker 2: ship is white? My god, I've never thought of that.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very Mumuch. You're getting pretty deep. We're getting
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  Speaker 1: deep deep questions already we're in deep ship on Has
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  Speaker 1: that never crossed your mind? No? I think that might
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  Speaker 1: be worth a Google search. Great, I'm going to google it,
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  Speaker 1: so answer. We learn a lot on this podcast. We're
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  Speaker 1: very educational podcasts. Some call us teachers some of our
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  Speaker 1: Well he already learned he doesn't have nieces and nephews.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah see, Will he retain that after this episode? Probably not,
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  Speaker 1: but we can be can be hopeful. Wow. What's the
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  Speaker 1: difference between bird ship and human shit? This is actually
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  Speaker 1: very interesting?
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  Speaker 2: God, Why is it that human shit is brown and
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  Speaker 2: bird shit is white? It's because birds ship and pe
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  Speaker 2: at the same time, which makes it white.
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  Speaker 1: That makes it even more gross. I would never figure
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  Speaker 1: that one out. That's what it says here. Huh.
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  Speaker 2: Bird droppings are white because birds excrete, both urine and
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  Speaker 2: feces at the same time through a single opening.
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  Speaker 1: The cloaka that's your new name in my phone? What
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  Speaker 1: is it? It's a c l o ac a cloaka cloaka.
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  Speaker 1: All right, educational podcast. Huh. Well thanks for that, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's really interesting. But still clean that up, all right.
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  Speaker 1: It says the white part is their pea and the
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  Speaker 1: brown part is their poop. But I want to know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm still a little confused.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, you've had bird shit on your windshields.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes there's some brown it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. I don't want to talk about this anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't bring it up. I didn't bring it up.
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  Speaker 1: I did. I know it's easy to bring up because
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  Speaker 1: it's been splattered on your window for a week. I know.
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  Speaker 1: The other thing, did I tell you about my my
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  Speaker 1: aunt problem? The cellar kind of warm me?
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  Speaker 2: She said that this back room, like she did notice
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  Speaker 2: that there was ants kind of popping in here, and
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  Speaker 2: I did notice a few, but it wasn't anything crazy.
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  Speaker 2: But then the more that I like hung out in here,
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  Speaker 2: the more that I noticed them kind of sprinkled it in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. Yeah, So then she was over here,
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  Speaker 1: the cellar was over.
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  Speaker 2: Here last week, and she she said, oh, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: bought this spray last year that which was in the garage,
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  Speaker 2: like this outdoor spray, this cealent thing. Yeah, so you
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  Speaker 2: like walk around the perimeter of the house and you
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  Speaker 2: spray this shit and it's supposed to like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: be a barrier so that when the ants walk up
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  Speaker 2: to the house, they're like, oh shit, can't.
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  Speaker 1: Go on there, you know. Yeah. Uh So she left
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  Speaker 1: and I thought, well, I'm gonna spray it now. So
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  Speaker 1: I walked.
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  Speaker 2: Outside and like sprayed it all over the outside of
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  Speaker 2: the house. And then when I went back in this room, dude.
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  Speaker 1: There were fucking ants everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, they like crawled inside. It was horrifying.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a scene out of a freaking movie.
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  Speaker 2: There was the ants from here, there, and everywhere. Big
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  Speaker 2: piles of a live ans, big piles of dead ants,
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  Speaker 2: big piles.
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  Speaker 1: Now, half the ant bodies here, half the ants bodies there.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't happen to them, like vacuum them all up.
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  Speaker 3: I wrapped them inside the house instead of absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: So the point of the story is that there are
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  Speaker 1: some good ants and there are some bad ants. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we're the good ants. My aunt Sarah, she's on the
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  Speaker 1: show to dead. Oh look at that, Look at that transition.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you're good, Yeah, thank you, you're good.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Do you have a good relationship with your aunts?
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  Speaker 1: I do? Yeah? Yeah. Should we have them on? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think so? Sure? Would they hate that problem?
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  Speaker 1: Do you hate your time? Right now?
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  Speaker 3: You're having a good time it's fine. I'm having a
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  Speaker 3: black mediocre. Are we going to have our dads on
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  Speaker 3: for Father's Day? And what are we doing that around
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  Speaker 3: Father's Dad? Isn't Father's Day like soon it's coming up?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Three weeks? Yeah? How many years have I known you? Now?
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  Speaker 1: When did you marry into the family? Well, I know
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  Speaker 1: you've married in the family, but you've been around for
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  Speaker 1: a really long time. Two thousand, two thousand, so it
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  Speaker 1: was before I graduated high school. Yeah, yeah, I'm probably
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  Speaker 1: like one of the funnier nieces and nephews, right, like
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  Speaker 1: when you say yes, yeah, you're absolutely and aunt Sarah.
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  Speaker 2: You're a bus driver, right, yes, don't sound so happy
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  Speaker 2: about that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, my job, do you really I've been doing it
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  Speaker 3: for thirty one years. I'm done.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, you've probably seen some interesting things and interesting people
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  Speaker 2: in thirty one years driving a bus. And just to clarify,
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  Speaker 2: it's like a like a like a bus busy at
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  Speaker 2: a school, not a school bus, not a school bus,
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  Speaker 2: like a city bus, a city bus.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a bus bus. Is there a passenger that you've
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  Speaker 1: had for years and years that you really like that
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  Speaker 1: you've developed like a friendship with or do you two
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  Speaker 1: you know, there's only like one or two because now
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  Speaker 1: bus drivers are like you're like enclosed, right, like you're
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  Speaker 1: sectioned off from everyone totally. No, I wish we were.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have common Do you have conversation with people
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  Speaker 1: while you're driving? I try not to. What's the meanest
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  Speaker 1: thing somebody's ever said to you while you were driving
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  Speaker 1: a bus?
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  Speaker 2: So?
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  Speaker 1: Jeez? What is this? Twenty questions? Oh my god, I could.
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  Speaker 3: I've been called every name in the fucking book, really,
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  Speaker 3: every name? Wow, probably names you've never heard of before.
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  Speaker 1: Probably it's like made up curse words, and it's over
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  Speaker 1: stupid shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you know, can you please take your child
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  Speaker 3: out of the stroller for safety reasons? Safety for your child,
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  Speaker 3: safety for everybody else. You mother fucking brind it. Oh jesus. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: and you're just trying to be nice, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know what I say? I've been called worse by better.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's a good one. Yeah good. I hope
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  Speaker 1: you use that every time.
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  Speaker 3: I've used it quite a few goods like that, And
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  Speaker 3: then they look at me and they shut up because
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  Speaker 3: they don't understand it, so they just walk away.
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  Speaker 1: Was it hard to get your driver's license for that? Well?
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  Speaker 3: I started with school bus. I got my I got
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  Speaker 3: my license driving school bus. And now it wasn't hard.
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  Speaker 1: No. I like to drive. I like driving too. Sorry
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  Speaker 1: are we doing I'm sorry? Sorry anyway, I just had
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  Speaker 1: to move my mic a little bit. It's a little squeaky.
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  Speaker 1: I heard that forty for that. Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: school bus driver. Tough gig man.
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  Speaker 2: Tough gig only because I know how I acted on
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  Speaker 2: the bus. God bless.
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  Speaker 3: But you know what, you have a little more control
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  Speaker 3: with kids than you do adults. Kids you could take
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  Speaker 3: back to the school and say I'm done. You know here, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they're acting up the principle take them off. What do
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  Speaker 3: you do with adults? True, drop them to the fucking prison.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. That's where a lot of
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  Speaker 3: them should go.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Have you ever been in a fight physical? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I was kicked once. Actually it was like a karate thing.
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  Speaker 3: She on my side, and I was standing outside my bus,
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  Speaker 3: minded my own business, Yeah, waiting for another driver to
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  Speaker 3: come out of this little convenience store where we use
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  Speaker 3: the restroom. Yeah, you know, to have a conversation with her.
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  Speaker 3: And this lady batshit crazy comes right up into my
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  Speaker 3: face and starts screaming at me, screaming at me. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: get the fuck away from me. Now, I could say
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  Speaker 3: that because I'm not near the bus. Yeah, okay, you're
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  Speaker 3: just a person on the street.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. Get the fuck away from me, Get out
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  Speaker 1: of my face. And she just kept it up and
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: kept it up.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: And the guy who owned the store came out, and
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: he was trying to get her, you know, tell her
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: to walk away. Yeah, And when she turned around, she
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: just whaled me with her foot up in the air.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: She must have been very training for that moment, acrobatic, yeah,
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: because she got me in my side. So the cops came.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: This is the best part. The cops came, put her
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: in their car. They drove around the corner, around the
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: block and dropped her back off. Really and I drove away, huh.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: And dropped her. Never charged her, of course not.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: And the guy who owned this store told me, really, yeah,
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: and he had her kicked out of his store because
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: she's bad shit crazy.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Well she was.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: I don't even know if she's around anymore. I haven't
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: seen her for a long time. But after that happened,
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: she tried to get on my bus. The one time
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: on Catasauqua Road and I pulled up and somebody was
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: getting out the back door, and I opened both front
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: and door back door, and she says, can I get
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: on the bus? Well, first of all, people don't ask
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: can I get on the bus? You just get on
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: the fucking bus. So I said no, may I.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I said no. She called in and reported me I
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: got in trouble.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Really wow because I told her she could not get
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: on the bus.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Weird. Yeah, well, we've got some weird questions ask you.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: We have a wrap round we do. It's ten questions
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: in sixty seconds. Oh, dear god, I know. See if
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: you're smart, I know I'm not. You mean I have
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: to know the answer. They're not about me. No, they're
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: just random things.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I'm gonna be but I'm stupid. Like the
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: color of bird poop. I know the answer to that one.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Now now you know it's p and pooh at the
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: same time. Yeah, it's very interesting. You learn a lot
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: on the podcast telling you Now you know, mister Joel,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: mister Becker, we're teachers. See scary. Yeah, I know. The
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: game begins into three.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: All right, Aunt Sarah, And what joint is the meniscus me.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, when a body part doesn't get enough oxygen.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: What color does it turn? Wrap it round? Red? Now? Purple? Yeah?
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Well closer a mix of those? It is blue. What
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: does ER stand for? Emergency room? Yeah? What turned? Describes
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: the time it takes for the Earth to orbit it
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: once around the sun? Sorry, I have no idea? What next?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Go to the next one? What country is shaped like
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: a high heeled boot country? Yeah? Italy? Yeah, you could
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: have just said it. Yeah, you got it, Italy. What
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: is the largest shoe company?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Again?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Say rebook? No, what's the measure of the enacted food?
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Say the words and he expects me to know the answer. Well,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I've actually there's a typo in there, but it shouldn't
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: mess him up that much. What is measured on the
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: enhanced Fujita Scale? What the hell is that? What is
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: a Fujita scale? Is that how you say it? Yeah? Sure, yep? Positive?
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: M hm.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Couldn't know, couldn't tell you. Earthquake? No, think about e
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: F five being the highest and worst severe case events?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Weather tornado? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, all right. The rest of
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: these we didn't get to. We'll just do them for giggles.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the term for animals that are active at
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: night only nocturnal nocturnal.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: What is the name of the center of a hurricane
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: called the eye?
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah? How many continents are there?
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I guess seven seven, with some
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: help from our audience member Liz. You know, last week
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: we had a question about the oceans. Yeah, and I said, oh,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: there's seven oceans, and we couldn't come up with seven.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: But I said seven because there's seven continent seats. I
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: think I got the continents of the oceans mixed up,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: so I just wanted to clarify my thinking. But I
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: think you said nine last week, though I thought I
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: said seven. Who knows, I don't know anyway, numbers meniscus.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: You got the knee thing right, Well, that's because I
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: had un replacements. Oh yeah, you would know that. I
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: forgot about that. It seems like everybody gets their knees replaced.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Is that like the first thing to go? I like
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: that you're as well. I mean, you know when you're
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: rolls a lot of times.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I've had many surgeries on my knees though,
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: since I was like a teenager, but a lot of
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: it was torm iniscus.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: And you dressed eniscus in the knee. Yeah.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: When a body part doesn't get enough oxygen, what color
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: does it turn? We were looking for blue blue? Yeah, yeah, blue, purple. Yeah,
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: data put on close enough? What does ER stand for?
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Us? A real hard question er, emergency room? Yeah, tough,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: real tough question, hard one. What term describes the time
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: it takes for the Earth to urb it once around
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: the sun? What is that called? When the Earth goes
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: around the sun one time a day? No, what did
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: you say? It's three hundred and sixty five times longer
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: than that a year. The Earth goes around the Sun
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: once a year. I didn't know that. I know you
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: learn a lot. He's in a face. I guess you
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: learned that way back. I don't really remember hearing that,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: but sure, Yeah, it's up there with family trees. Huh.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Kind of iffy funny. It's useless information to me. Which
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: country is shaped like a high heeled boot. You were
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: looking for Italy. You got that one with some assistance.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: The largest shoe company is, by far Nike. I knew
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: it was one of those two Nike or rebook the enacted,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: not enacted enhanced. It's not faitas either the inact, it's
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: not enacted, it's enhanced. What's the number seven? What's the
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: measure on the enhance? You're not even reading it. What
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: is measured on? What's not? You keep adding words in
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: there that doesn't say that. It says what is measure on?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: But you didn't read it like that. And also, I
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: know I said I had a typo in there. You said,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: what is the measure? He's making fun of me, but
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: he's admitting that there's a type. You're just saying you
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: read anyway. Yeah, you're judging one anyway. E F like
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: tornadoes e F one, two, three, four five food? You
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: knew that? Yeah, I knew the tornado one didn't the
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: term for animals that are active at night nocturnal? Knew that.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: What is the name for the center of the hurricane?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: The eye? How many continents are there? Is it continents
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: or continents?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: It's not continents continent continents.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Ladies, President, That's that's what I'm doing. Figure out which
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: is the right one.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's incontinent, No, Joel, that comes after the news.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: No, in my case, it came before while we're talking
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: about continents and not incontinents. But uh, what are the
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: seven continents? Joel?
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: North America, South America, Africa, Australia, Asia, Europe.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: That's sick. Uh, you're just saying one big one. Yeah.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: H Southern? Did I say? I said South America? Right? No?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Under that? Yeah?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like Antarctica yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah you got all seven? Good for you. Wow. Blazed
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: and confused, random thoughts. So a friend of mine told
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: me he was like, I'm gonna go take a nap,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: and he slept for two hours, right, you think that's
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: sleeping at that point? When does a nap become sleep? Like?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: How long is a nap before it becomes actual? Like
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: you went to bed.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I feel like all I ever do is just nap
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: in short increments. So I feel like I'm never really sleeping.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I'm one of those psycho people that only sleeps for like,
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: you know, five hours at a time.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Could be worse. I got it. I got like six.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: You know you're supposed to get eight. That feels excessive.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I did that last night. I had an alcohol yesterday.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: You had an alcohol alcohol on alcohol yesterday. Wow. I
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: don't really drink, so I know I slept in today
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I got. I got amount of sleep last night from
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: a alcohol Yeah, alcohol. I had a truly it was
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: like a pounder and I drank two thirds of it
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: and then somebody gave me a quarter cup of mad
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Dog twenty twenty. Now you probably don't know what that is,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: but it was very popular in my in high school
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: years in the eighties. I think it was pretty popular.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: But it's very strong, gross shit. So anyway, I had
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: where were you at my neighbor's party? Oh? Yeah, okay.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I bought snacks for that party on Friday night when
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I was in Easton, and then I got stone that
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: night on Saturday night and ate most of them, so
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I had to go buy another snack yesterday. Anyway, So
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: when does a nap become sleep? Are you thinking, like,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: if you're sleeping what three or four hours, like you've
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: gone to bed, that's going to bed. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: but not if it's random.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: But not if you do it at two o'clock in
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: the afternoon on the couch. Even if it's three hours,
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: four hours, that's not go to bed. I slept all
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: afternoon yesterday because I had nothing better to do and
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I was tired, So that's not going to bed.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: That's going to bed. Well it's not. They say, like
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: a proper nap is like twenty minutes or something.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I tell you though, I mean, I am very easy
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: to please in the nap category. Give me ten fifteen
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: minutes to set an alarm, put on low fi music,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: and just sit there and close my eyes, and I
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: tell you what, that refreshes me, Like there's no tomorrow.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I've been blessed with the talent of power napping. I
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: can get it done.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Hmm. I could barely sleep period, let alone take a nap.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: So it's knees incontinents and then a sleepomnia. So yeah,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: you have that.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Look it sucks. I've dealt with insomnia for a long time.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: There's still like a couple of times. There's a couple
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: times a month where I just like, will have a
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: night where I'm just wide awake. Now it's time to
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: go to bed, and my brain's.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Like the fuck you are? Yeah, fuck you are? Is right.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: So here's another question. Outside of an Italian restaurant or
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: like a pizza spot, have you ever had like or
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: seen garlic bread served with pasta like if you want
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: to at that was not an Italian restaurant or an
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: it like a pizza place. My friend thinks that if
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: you have pasta on the menu at your restaurant that
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you should automatically have garlic bread available or is it
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: like serve by it, which I don't know if I
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: agree with that or not. I don't know.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Well, I just went to where'd I go Saturday night?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I went to Olive Garden? Yeah, for Dexter's birthday. When
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: you hear your family, they could sponsor this podcast, and
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: they don't have garlic bread. They have the bread rolls,
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: h garlic the breadsticks.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's not garlic bread. He just automatically assumes
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: that if he's getting pasta at a restaurant, even if
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: it's just like a regular if you go to a diner,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: you know, like.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: But you know, if you get takeout pasta from these places,
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: they put garlic bread in.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Interesting. Did you ever notice that.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: What I've learned is that I really enjoy garlic bread
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: with cheese, but regular garlic bread seems.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: To be a little bit of a leaddown. I don't know.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I feel like cheese, you need that cheesy layer of goodness.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: What kind of cheese like mozzarella? Or American. I guess
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: mozzarella not American. Yeah, I feel like American would be
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: a little weird on garlic bread. I guess it would
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: be like that.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: We have the mozzarella. It's Italian. Oh yeah, mozzarell. Yeah yeah,
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: good job. I'm not Italian. Well, I don't know what
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: the fuck I am?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Right? Oh yeah, we could talk about that. Random thoughts
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: you are You were raised in a Jehovah's witness, Yes,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I what was that? Like? What couldn't you do every
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: dart anything? Well?
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: I couldn't have friends outside the Jehovah's Huh. They were
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: worldly people. Can't have worldly people in your life, can't
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: go to R rated movies?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: What else? So?
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I mean like the holiday is no Christmas? Nothing, nothing
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: like that. Not so what did you celebrate? Nothing like
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: no celebrating. The only thing we celebrate it was around Easter.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Ish was what they call the Memorial of Jesus Death. Hm,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: that's what they call pretty the Memorial of Jesus Death.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Interesting and what happens then? What do they what do
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: they do? Like traditionally like you know, you.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Know, it's a long, an hour long spiel. They pass
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: you know, fake wine around and fake bread. And the
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: only ones that can partake of that are members of
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: this is getting deep, members of the one hundred and
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: forty four thousand, which were supposedly chosen by God after urbing,
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: after after m geddinghu and there that's their thing.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Thought armagedd in it. He's of a a lot of
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: use on the show. It's got it right, like the.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Same dude, yep, exactly, same dude. Yeah. Yeah, they're fucked up.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: There's now they're fucked up. There's no two ways about it.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: They're a cult. Yeah, oh absolutely, well they just my
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: parents has owned me.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Like I got kicked out. I started smoking cigarettes. And
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I guess you can't do that either.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Highest get kicked out because you're putting in pure things
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: defiling your body.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: What about what if you smoked what have you smoked? Weed? Though?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: That's a plant? Nope, that's nature though. What about alcohol?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: No alcohol? Very limited wine? Yeah, I mean not to
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: go get drunk.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: No. So when did they disown you? And when I
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: got just fellowshipped? Yeah, because I started smoking.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: It was a smoking thing that did it. It wasn't
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: like a three strikes in your out kind of thing.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: No, they take you into a meeting, and you do
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: have a chance to repent, you know, and say, yes,
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: I did wrong and I won't ever do it again.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: But I was not having that. I'm like, fuck this bullshit.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: Yes I smoked and I'm going to continue to smoke,
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: and I'm fucking out of here. And then my parents said,
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: you're never welcoming her home again.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Could you watch any movie? Like? Could you watch like
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: did you listen to music? Oh?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: I have a story about that. Yeah, all right. So
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: I have a brother. He's five years older than me.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: He was baptized Jehovah's Witness when he was a lot
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: younger than I was when I got baptized, and he
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: got kicked out pretty young age too. So back in
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: the day when they used to have they used to
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: say when you played the records, the records backwards, or
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: it would be satan or you know, demonic sayings and stuff. Well,
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: my mom believed that she broke every one of my
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: brother's albums everyone, and we had to stay in a
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: hotel for two nights because she was afraid the demons
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: were going to be in the house.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, they did they ever go in the house?
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Did what demons did they ever go in theuse I
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: was on the edge of my seat with that part. No,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: not that I saw, you know, paid attention to being
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: a Jehovah witness? Is there a is there like a
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: pope figure.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Or like a person in charge or like one person
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: that everybody looks up.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: To, or they have seven men which they call the
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: governing body and they are the end all. You know,
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: they make every decision pretty much on what happens with
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: the Jehovah's Witness organizations. Yeah, and see now they're trying
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: to they're starting to change some of it because they're losing, yeah,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: a lot of people. So now like you couldn't wear pants,
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: women couldn't wear pants, Like if you go to the
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Kingdom hall or go out and knock at people's.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Doors in your underwear dresses? Asshole? Asshole? No your underwear?
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go ago. You want these fucking watch stars
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: in my underwear?
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: No?
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Now they're allowing women to wear pants. Oh, men couldn't
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: have beards. Now they're allowing men to have beards. Is
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: that like a social hair?
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Yes? How nice of them? Huh oh yeah, isn't that
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: nice of them? Cares about hair? Facial hair. So you're
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: rating for being a Jehovah's witness like it is out
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: of five, one out of five five being the best. Yeah,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: mineus one hundred. Recommend it to anyone. Absolutely not. We're
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: all for freedom or religion. You do either way? Yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: you do, you absolutely.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: I don't give a ship what other people do, but
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: don't bring it to me. We have snacks to get
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: to I think, Wait, are we going to do trivia?
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, we forgot the whole thing in trivia trivia.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Now we're doing trivia. Well, now he and I have
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: questions for each other. Skipped in time there, skipping everything?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Have another I will I had one alcohol? Yes today
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I might have one weed today.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: One alcohol that's too funny, one alcohol?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: An alcohol? Who's going first? I can first? Okay, question
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: number one? Thanks for asking. Yeah, you're welcome.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: I keep forgetting what I've already asked you and what
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I've yet to ask.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: So now I come to you as a lifeline. One
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: time I'm allowed to come to you for help. O God,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: all right, don't count on me to save you, and
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: he can go to you too.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go, let's do colleges. This is
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: a hard question. Okay, it's a tough question. If all
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: the Ivy League colleges were listed in alphabetical order, what
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: would be the first four on the list?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Holy, I only know like one. I have no
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: fucking I don't know any Ivy League schools that start
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: with A.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Sure, you did well. I don't know if there's any.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: There's no, there's no. What's the first one? Can you
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: give me that? It starts with the B B. There's
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: one with the B, there's two with a C, and
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: there's one with a D.
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  Speaker 1: Those are the first four. That's it. Brown, Brown is
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: the first one. There you go. My dad went to Brown.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: There we go? Did he he got his doctorate?
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: If all the Ivy League colleges were listed in alphabetical order,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: what would be the first four on the list. First
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: one is B Brown, So I'm looking for two more
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: with a C, and then one with a D.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: And after that's Harvard and Princeton. My dad went to
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Princeton too, That's why I.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Colombia is another one, another C Brown Colombia, another C
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: and a D.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Is this the m is it? The We don't have
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: all damn day here? You're gonna ask you Colgate. It's
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know im No, no, no, no, not cool gay.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Now, I don't know man, Brown, Colombia, two more, one
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: with the C, one with a D, Cornell, Cornell, just.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: That count as the lifeline. No, she just said you
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: got ten seconds? D ah, what's the D Dartmouth? I mean,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, but yeah, you didn't get in enough time. Sorry.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: I made the executive decision, made you in charge. Yeah, yeah,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Well he's it's the button mass it's my rules.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, followed by Harvard Princeton and then
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: the University of Pennsylvania and Yale. That's hard question too,
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: all right, let me go with music. I hope I've
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: never asked you this again. I'm having a hard time
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: remember what I'm like, remembering what I've asked you.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: What I've not wedding episode. Okay, music until we're getting
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: better at this.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: What artists backing band was called the revolution?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: So easy, So don't don't give it to him either. Sorry,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: that's the yell at the studio audience for this is easy.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: I love to ask him basic music questions and he
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: falls on his face.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: A revolution. What artist backing band was called the revolution
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: blank and the revolution is it? Prince? Is it? Prince?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: All right? Who told him? Who told me? I'm sure
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: it did. Come on team's next one. Question three?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: How about uh international geography? What the what's the only
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: country that borders the United Kingdom?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Did I ask you this before? No? I have no idea, dude.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: What's the only country that borders the United Kingdom? Yes?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: You do the think about this. I don't you know
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  Speaker 1: that part of the world at all? Yeah, but everybody
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: knows where the UK is. No, I am not going
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: to say, but what have I thought about that? Seventh grade?
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: You've never looked at a map and looked at England
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: in the United a map like that? And since school? Dude,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: what do I look at? What were I look at
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: a map for? I guess these kind of instances, but excuses, excuses. Look,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I asked a question, I got yelled at about how
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I haven't looked at a map since the second grade?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: As twenty five years. I don't think this is that
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: hard the last time I looked at a map? The answer, yeah, exactly,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: what's the only country that borders the United Kingdom? England?
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Is that the same thing? I don't know. I have
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: no idea the face, all right, do you go to
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: a lifeline or what are you doing here? I'm gonna
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: go to my lifeline, I think, Sarah, I'm gonna say,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Ireland is it? I have no idea. I can't even
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: picture that. I don't even know where the fuck Ireland is.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: It's by the United Kingdom. Oh now, I know, geez,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: this is hard. I haven't thought about this stuff literally
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: since like school.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say the same thing with you in five
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: seconds when you ask me my questions.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're harder this week. I hope I have one more, right, yep? Okay,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: question four, because it goes like question one, then two,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: then three, and then four comes out. Okay? Yeah? How
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: about sports? I feel like you don't know about sports?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: All right? Neither do I? You don't neither? Yeah? Yeah,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: but I know this name though? Okay? Which Emma? Man?
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Did I ask you this one? I don't know, man,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: he didn't even read it.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Which MLB player broke the all time hits record in
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: nineteen eighty eighty five, a record still held today.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Hits? Did I ask you that? How old were you
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty five? I was one damn you were
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: around in the eighties. Yeah, wow retro barely retro retro
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: ba not barely If you were no, no, no, not barely.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: If you were one in nineteen eighty five, that means
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: you were born in nineteen eighty four. Wow, you're all
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: the rest of the eighties. That's not barely being born
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: in the eighties.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Well no, like I didn't experience the eighties, like I
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: wasn't going out and seeing things, you know.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're still very much showing eighties like because
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: I was an eighties baby out. Yeah, that's for sure. See,
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Like I can't say confidently that I was a nineties
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: baby being born in nineteen ninety eight.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: No, no, you were born in nineteen ninety eight. Yeah, Oh,
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: dear God, I am.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't know that by looking at him, by being
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: around him, he figured he was born like ten years ago. Shit, anyway,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: what's the question? What did I ask you? I don't know.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Oh the baseball thing? Oh yeah, baseball sports.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Which MLB player broke the all time hits record in
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: nineteen eighty five, a record that's still held today.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Jesus, I have no idea. I have no idea about
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: any players from the eighties. I have no idea, no guesses.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: It would be a random name out of the you know,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: the top of my head, a random name, such as,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know Barry Bonds. He's from the nineties. You know,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know eighties baseball. The correct answer is Pete Rose.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Pete Rose. Yeah, I'm forty one. No, but Pete Rose.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Everybody knows Pete Rose. He was a guy that likes known.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: That answer, by the way, yeah, probably not. Yeah, probably
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: my turn. All right, let's see if I know this one.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Probably not. Question number one? All right, buddy, here we go.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: What is the freezing point of water in Celsius? Well,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: first off, let's go, what do you think it is? Fahrenheit? God,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I was just gonna ask, is celsius the one we
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: use or is it the other one?
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: See he's but he's also kind of not you know,
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: so Fahrenheit's the one we use? Yeah, Celia, I don't know,
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: and I don't know how that works. So what do
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: you think it is? Fahrenheit? It's why I haven't looked
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: at the stuff since the second It's fine?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Would that would be understandable? Uh? Gee, I don't know. Okay,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: isn't thirty two? Isn't it thirty two degrees fahrenheit pharaonheit celsius?
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Now is what? What do you do? I don't know
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: if there's an equation, but I'm just saying, well, there's
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: got to be something. I don't fucking know what it is.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I just know the answer. Everyone knows the answer. Do that.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I just knew you wouldn't. Don't tell I don't know.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: You don't know it either. No, Oh my god, I
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: ask it again. Why would I know celsius? What is
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: the freezing point of water and celsius? So whatever thirty
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: two and fahrenheit is converted in it? Yeah, I don't know.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Got I say in the teens it's zero really below
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: zero below freezing? Yeah? What they mean? When?
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm gonna say Wayne length as him.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: That's not good. That's good A lot that makes a
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: guy feel good.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Question too, I'm gonna go cry in the corner of
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: that lot.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I'll give you a towel, all right, this one you
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: won't know. Great. He got me last week with a
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: bunch of hard questions. I wanted to be a little
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: bit more difficult this week. In medicine, What does MRI
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: stand for.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, I've definitely again asked this as a trivia question,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: but for my various trivia.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I feel like you're going to get two of the letters,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: but you won't get the middle one, m r I.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Did you ever get an MRI I? No? I put
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: you in that easy bake oven thing? Yeah, noises. Yeah.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I feel like the M stands for medical, but I
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: also feel like that's wrong medical. It's not medical.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Look get this pricks prick, go ahead, enlighten.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Me, dick. What does m R I stand for? Magnetic
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: resonance imaging? Great? Yeah, now, I now I know that.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: What is the answer? What's MRI I stand for magnetic
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: resent imaging? Close enough? Next one? Did you say resonance? Yeah? Okay,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: what's it called magnetic resonance imaging? Here you go, Next one,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Question three. Ask him again in five minutes. I will.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Now he's going to focus on it, but he's not
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: going to be able to because this next question is
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: going to distract him a little. Which human sense is
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: most I'm sorry, which human sense is most directly linked
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: to memory? Which human sense is most directly linked to memory?
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: So it's either like smell or vision or audio? Like
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: your ears is there? Three?
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Three senses right? Five? Five? I know you don't listen.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: That's one of those ears.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: You know it's getting serious now because I started taking
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: notes ears, eyes, touch, smell, that's four?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: What am I missing? Ears? Eyes, touch, smell, Oh, taste,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: mm hmm. Which one of those is directly linked to
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: what to memory? Ironically? Can have done that again?
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: If you dry, I'm gonna go with the vision vision wrong, wrong,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know answer smell question.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: For what organ produces insulin? Your mom? Sorry? Sorry missus
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: beckrel Uh what I think? Honestly, I think I got
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: this right. It's your pancreas, isn't it correct? Job?
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Paging doctor Joel, paging dot Joel.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Teachers, doctors were all the things here on this weird podcast.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: We even have snacks during this podcast, like a bunch
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: of children. It's time for cheese. It put out these
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: crunch these nude cheese a crunch and I got some
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: zesty jalapeno cheddar ones. Interesting. Now, remember I have ants
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: in here, you do, and I have ants in here too,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: and ant in here yea, let's try it. Oh, I
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: don't know about that. No, So initial smell. You're a
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: little worried. It looks like little windows, really cheesy initial everything.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I'm a little worried.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like it looks like a mix between
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: a cheese it and like a cheese puff.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Like a cheeto, like a cheeto. Yeah, try one. I'm
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: pretty good. It's okay. Do you like it more than
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: you thought you would? Sure? Okay, it's a little warm,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: it's a little hot.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Hot.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Tell you you mean spicy hot? I do not do
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: hallopeno oh really she was excited for a snack and
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: I have nothing else to.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Offer me ship myself. Yeah great, you'd be the only
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: guest to do it. There's always a fur I could.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I could do it on his window. Yeah.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: See so just so you know again, that's not bird ship,
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: that's bird pe Yeah.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Because it's white pee poop. See that's the worst kind
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: of poop? Is it the worst pop? You know? I
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: wanted to talk about this earlier. Did you know you
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: can only bring three point four ounces or less of
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: liquid on a plane, but you can bring as many
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: rotisserie chickens as you want?
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Did you know that you can bring a rotisserie chicken
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: on a plane? You can bring as many as you
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: would like that can fit in your carry on. Ye
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: isn't that weird? But people were saying, but what if
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: you blend the chicken and turn it into liquid, then
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: you can't bring it on to the plane.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Speaking of things you can bring on a plane, do
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: you see that the TSA changed the rule about weed
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: that if you have a med card, you can now
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: bring medical marijuana on an airplane. Really yeah, it's not
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: an international flight, but they said that the at the
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: end of the day, the TSA officer, it's still like
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: under their discretion.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: So if you have, like.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: If you have a prick, TSA, you know, it's it's
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: a gamble.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: If you're if your you know, carry on looks like
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: a dispensary, then they probably won't dispensery.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I can tell you I've never traveled with it ever,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: not one time. I would never do that on a plane.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I would never do such a thingrere. It is a
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: little scary.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: However, I did what I did it once and I
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: felt like el choppo as soon as I got it
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: through it.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: And it's like everybody's taking their weed through they know it.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I was going through TSA. I had they were going
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: having a dog go back and forth, like they would
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: walk the dog back and forth for each person, and
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I just was like, take a breath, start walking, and
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I got through its fine. Yeah.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: I remember coming home from California last year, my backpack
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: got pulled for like the extra check and I'm like,
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: and there was not there was nothing even in there,
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: And I was freaking the funk out because like what
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: happens if you accidentally have something in there that you
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: forgot about. I don't know, it's just horrifying. That whole
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: experience is scary.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: So what do you think your first time on our show?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It was ya, and I'm definitely your
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: favorite nephew. We got all that covered. I think Kelly's
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: pretty cool, though she's not as she's not my nephew,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: she's my niece. Yeah. Well yeah, and I don't have
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: out of all the nieces and nephews, I'm pretty top
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: to here to thank you. That was my aunt, Sarah,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: bus driver Jehovah's Witness, former Jovah joa witness. This is
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: episode fifty two. I hope you had a lot of fun.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Thank you for joining us. Yeah, I'm Becker that's my
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: good friend, Joel. We'll do it again next week, right, Sure,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: we'll think about it, think about it here. Bye.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Blazed and Confused Podcasts with Becker and Joe. Don't forget
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