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FULL SHOW: LIVE from the Big BENder Reveal · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Big Show with Night and Day. Every Tuesday in
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Speaker 1: June you can enjoy a barista made coffee for just
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Speaker 1: two dollars.
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Speaker 2: And now live from the Lula Linen in Auckland on
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Speaker 2: the beef.
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Speaker 1: It's the big show on radio.
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Speaker 3: Hoonaki, oh kidding your mad basards.
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Speaker 4: It's great to have your company this Friday afternoon.
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Speaker 5: It is the twenty fish of June twenty twenty four,
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Speaker 5: and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
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Speaker 5: brought to you by Night, Da Day and Yes at
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Speaker 5: the beautiful Lula in the Vibes Act Harbor.
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Speaker 3: And I can tell you what.
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Speaker 5: It is, absolutely going off here, feelers. And one of
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Speaker 5: the reasons, one of the reasons it's going off is
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Speaker 5: because that's stallion of a man, that a genice of
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Speaker 5: a man that rogues general known as Mike Minogue is
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Speaker 5: back on the team.
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Speaker 3: How are you, your gorgeous human being, Ye're going pretty grassy.
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Speaker 3: You're mad dog, your sixth son of it be And
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Speaker 3: it's an a joy to be back here.
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Speaker 6: We've got a massive audience here, absolutely physical be here.
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Speaker 6: We got Bill and Teered at one table. We've got
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Speaker 6: Huey Dewey and Louis at the other and between. Then
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Speaker 6: this is going to be the biggest live show we
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Speaker 6: have ever done.
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Speaker 5: Well I knew actually, Margie, you know, walking down to
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Speaker 5: the bar just before with Old Keyzy there there was
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Speaker 5: a que going snaking right back up to Queen Street,
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Speaker 5: and I thought, here we go. We got another dandin
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Speaker 5: on our hands. But it's going to be a fantastic afternoon.
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Speaker 5: So if you are in the area, come on down
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Speaker 5: because we may be able to squeeze you in here.
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Speaker 3: Kesy you mad bar said, okay.
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Speaker 5: A bit pale, actually, mate, everything goods everything all gee.
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Speaker 1: Everything's goods over here. Everything's all g hoidy j. And
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Speaker 1: it turns out that mess of que we saw was
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Speaker 1: actually for the fury.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
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Speaker 1: Actually, just a few bit of Edmond if you don't mind.
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Speaker 1: If you are coming down to the Viaduct area once
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Speaker 1: your work finishes at five or whatever, it might be
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Speaker 1: somewhere to park. Just put into Google Maps Downtown car park.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's right next to us.
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Speaker 1: It's right next to us. It's a great place to park,
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Speaker 1: it's cheap, hairs, a little bit of parking chat with
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Speaker 1: parking Chet.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's always a great way to start off at life.
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Speaker 1: Hey, what's on the show today?
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Speaker 7: Man?
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Speaker 5: I tell you what, mate, it's a big show. It's
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Speaker 5: a Friday of course, so the Friday throubber is going
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Speaker 5: to feature. It feels like ages fellas since we've done that, well,
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Speaker 5: it just feels like a really really long time.
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Speaker 1: That's because last week we did the live show at
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Speaker 1: field Days that was so in itself was a throbber. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: so we were like, we don't need.
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Speaker 3: To do it.
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Speaker 1: So that's why.
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Speaker 5: Of course, as always we've got five hundred dollars cash
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Speaker 5: to give away with trade warst of warriors chat, no,
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Speaker 5: a bit of warriors chat, so much stuff and of
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Speaker 5: course being a Friday at shout out Friday, so text
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Speaker 5: us three four eight three if you've got any shout outs,
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Speaker 5: Oh now this is it. Tune to kick us off,
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Speaker 5: a bit of pill Jim.
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Speaker 8: The whole Acuy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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Speaker 8: and Keys.
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Speaker 5: Indeed the Killers there on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
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Speaker 5: this Friday afternoon live from the Lula and in the
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Speaker 5: beautiful via Duck and I can tell you it's an
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Speaker 5: absolutely gorgeous winter's afternoon slash early evening, Fellas. So if
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Speaker 5: you are in the area, come on down and I'm
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Speaker 5: sure we can.
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Speaker 3: Squeeze you in.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the via duck.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, she's felling up pretty good. It's good to be
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Speaker 6: beck Fellas. Obviously, I've been away for a couple of days.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: I went down to Ror actually, Jace, your old your
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Speaker 6: old stomping ground there indeed making place, and lovely ceremony
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Speaker 6: they had for me. They gave me the keys to
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Speaker 6: the city. Oh wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said I
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Speaker 6: was one of your favorite sons. I thought, surely you're
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Speaker 6: thinking of Jason Nana.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 5: Oh, I've already got the keys though. Having said that, Magan,
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Speaker 5: they've changed a lot, Oh do they. Yeah, that's weird
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Speaker 5: because the last time we were down there, they didn't.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right. So anyway, I got those, which
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Speaker 3: was really nice.
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Speaker 6: But I also when I went down there, I don't
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Speaker 6: know about you guys, but when I'm staying at a hotel,
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Speaker 6: I don't trust the pillows. Sometimes you get a good pillow,
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Speaker 6: but oftentimes you get a very thin pillow, and I
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Speaker 6: don't like that.
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Speaker 3: You don't trust them. I don't trust them.
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Speaker 6: Sure, so I took my own pillow on this occasion,
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Speaker 6: and after the ceremony there, I was talking to the wife,
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Speaker 6: catching up on the day, and I told her that
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Speaker 6: I had my pillow that I'd taken off our Marit
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Speaker 6: will be here, and she said, well, just make sure
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Speaker 6: you don't forget it. And I don't know about you, man,
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Speaker 6: but it's those kind of comments that really make you
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Speaker 6: grit your teeth. Yeah, for sure, I'll dig your fingernails
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Speaker 6: into your knee because the implication there is that I'm
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Speaker 6: an absolute idiot that's going to take his pillow to
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Speaker 6: a hotel and then leave it there.
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Speaker 3: Exactly what I'm saying. Yeah, No, I know exactly what
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Speaker 3: you're saying, Magan. Do you sort of get those sorts of.
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Speaker 5: Cost the amount of times that my wife Maad has
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Speaker 5: said that to me, I could, I'd be a millionaire
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Speaker 5: if I got.
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Speaker 3: A joll off every time she said that to me. Yeah, exactly,
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Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Yeah, yeah, yeah, But.
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Speaker 6: I guess I felt like a bit of an idiot
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Speaker 6: when I did forget it.
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Speaker 1: I sort of.
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Speaker 6: I was about two hundred k's on my way back
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Speaker 6: to talking there. I was like, shure, and I thought
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Speaker 6: maybe I should turn around and go and get I
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Speaker 6: still haven't told my wife, by the way, she doesn't know.
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Speaker 3: Yes, last night I had to sleep.
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Speaker 1: On a different pillow and I put my neck out. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: she was onto something, wasn't she? So what are you
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Speaker 1: when are you gonna admit this or are you going
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Speaker 1: to go and try and buy the exact same.
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Speaker 6: Part to say that the hotel room was broken into
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Speaker 6: and somebody stole.
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Speaker 1: You're just your pillow?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, and my toothbrush because I forgot that as well.
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Speaker 6: Oh my god, yeah I did. I haven't brushed my
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Speaker 6: teeth be forty eight hours.
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Speaker 3: It's all good. Man.
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Speaker 5: Hey, it's interesting too, just on the pillow front, because
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Speaker 5: I never used to take my own pillow, but then
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Speaker 5: I roomed.
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Speaker 3: With Keysy once.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I saw that he has a propensity for
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Speaker 5: putting the pillow between his thighs, and it was like.
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Speaker 3: Ever since then, I've taken my own pillow. Akeasy, yeah, man, Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 3: that's true.
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Speaker 1: That's true. Story. And Mike, the thing I'm curious about
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Speaker 1: is when you took your pillow down, did you put
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Speaker 1: it inside your suitcase or did you walk through the
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Speaker 1: lobby of the hotel clutching your pillow with your backpack on.
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Speaker 6: I walked through the lobby clutching my pill but also
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Speaker 6: I'm dragging a suitcase. You're right, yeah, yeah, and that's
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Speaker 6: actually oh yeah, we won't get into the color of
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Speaker 6: my sheets.
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Speaker 3: But yeah, it wasn't particularly clean.
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Speaker 6: But unsurprisingly, I also haven't had a phone call from
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Speaker 6: the hotel to say that I left it behind. And
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Speaker 6: I bet off I wrang them up. What would they say,
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Speaker 6: I haven't seen it. Yeah, I haven't seen it.
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Speaker 1: Did you label it MOGGI?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got MOGGI written on.
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Speaker 5: It's the sweet Hey, let's get back to the chans
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Speaker 5: of it in excessfully.
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Speaker 3: Get those shout outs coming on three four A three.
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Speaker 1: Two, keep the shouts coming three for three, plenty of
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Speaker 1: night and day vouchers to give away, and don't forget.
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Speaker 1: We are at the Lula Inn on the Auckland Via
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Speaker 1: Ducks Park at the Downtown car Park, and we'll see
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Speaker 1: it shortly because it is blumping the.
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Speaker 8: Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.
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Speaker 5: Just indeed hold there on the radio, Holdankee Big Show
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Speaker 5: this year. Yeah, boy, it is going off hevid.
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Speaker 3: If you are in the area. Come to the lula
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Speaker 3: and I'm sure we can squeeze you. And somehow I feelings.
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Speaker 6: Most people here can't clap because they're all holding two glasses.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, it is a Friday, so he did ask
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Speaker 5: for shout outs.
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Speaker 3: What are we looking at their keysy?
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Speaker 1: Just quickly a bit more Admund lula inners at the
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Speaker 1: Auckland Viaduct, So come on down. And secondly, the text
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Speaker 1: number is three four eight three. Here's a text.
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Speaker 3: From Dean Lonigan.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good a fellers. Dean Lonagan here. Shout out to
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Speaker 1: my driver Ivan from Alaska Interior Constructions, you the man?
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Speaker 1: Yeah great, yeah, yeah. Here's a text from Big Dells,
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Speaker 1: Big Dells. Yeah, shout out to the Backbone fellers at
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Speaker 1: PD Builders. Oh yeah, good a Flowers.
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Speaker 9: Jesse here, ah, Jesse Mulligan, Nah, shout out to the
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Speaker 9: flowers at PD Builders, same place, actually working on the
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Speaker 9: castle down in central Backbones.
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Speaker 1: Actually, this is a great one. This is from someone
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Speaker 1: called k Z. All right, hey, Flowers, I thought, given
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Speaker 1: it's a Friday and you guys are on a massive
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Speaker 1: bender right now, it would be good to hear some
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Speaker 1: Connie chat from Pugsan. Can you get him on.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we'll do our best.
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Speaker 5: Hey, Now, today's been a very special day for Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 5: It's been the Big Bender today and I've just seen
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Speaker 5: Angie from Radio Hodaki come to come in to the
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Speaker 5: bar and I Angie was giving a tutorial on the
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Speaker 5: pole there and I was gutted fellas to miss that
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Speaker 5: because I've been working hard on the pole. Yeah, and
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Speaker 5: I was ready to really struts stuff and show my wares,
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Speaker 5: but unfortunately we ran out of time.
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Speaker 3: For old Hoodie j.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, well what did you get involved in because it's
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Speaker 6: been a bloody long day.
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Speaker 3: It's been a long day. Well, Kezy and I and
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Speaker 3: the team we got to walk on the roof of
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Speaker 3: Eden Park. It was a pretty special Mogi.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that was That was sensational, wasn't it, Keysy.
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Speaker 1: It was sensation. It's been an excellent day actually, thanks
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Speaker 1: so mates at Big Ben Pies started with everyone boarding
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Speaker 1: the Bender bust. There was nine am on the dots.
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Speaker 1: It was about we had a drag queen Keith Mean
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Speaker 1: who came on handed out pies and sort of said
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Speaker 1: us send us on our way. We went and played
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Speaker 1: poker and Kiwi pong at Lucy's, which is a bar
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Speaker 1: here in Auckland.
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Speaker 3: And people were hogging into it pretty early. Went there.
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Speaker 6: There was I saw coffee's jays, I just had a coffee. Yeah,
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Speaker 6: I mean there's days but people were drinking bubbles, beers.
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Speaker 6: There was espresso martinis.
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Speaker 1: Oh that's right.
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Speaker 3: So it's it's been a long road between here and there.
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Speaker 1: Absolutely. My favorite part about that it was just so responsible.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Everyone of course always responsibly keasy.
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Speaker 1: And from what I've heard, the four people that have
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Speaker 1: been on the bus with us all day, they're still
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Speaker 1: very responsible, some more than others. Yeah, some of them
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Speaker 1: are very responsible, very much.
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Speaker 5: So just another reminder if you are at the viaduct,
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Speaker 5: come on down to the Lula and and say get
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Speaker 5: out of the fellas on the Big Show. Hey coming
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Speaker 5: up next of course your chance to win five hundred
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Speaker 5: buck how good, good doll up of cash fellows.
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Speaker 3: Oh love my coffee, Thanks Punson.
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Speaker 8: The whole Iky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hduky.
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Speaker 10: Tools down and linz Off. It's super liquor. Trade was
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Speaker 10: time time to spend with love.
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Speaker 5: Trade indeed, trade against trade. Trade was five hundred bucks
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Speaker 5: cash fe owls.
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Speaker 3: Who doesn't want that? On a Friday Afternoon's.
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Speaker 6: Bloody good eating, isn't it any day of the week,
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Speaker 6: but particularly on a Friday.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely so good.
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Speaker 1: Thanks so mates, it's super liquor.
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Speaker 5: Hey h no, you ready to spin the wheel? They're
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Speaker 5: keasy to find out what trades we're dealing with here.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I see we've brought the wheel down.
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Speaker 3: Yeah we did.
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Speaker 1: Couldn't we just get Dilly in the other studio to
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Speaker 1: do it?
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Speaker 5: No, No, we thought it was important for you to
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Speaker 5: practice your wheel spinning.
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Speaker 3: Mate.
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Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, we are down at the Lula and Auckland
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Speaker 1: vida't come on down, it's going off sure, all right,
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Speaker 1: So we're gonna spin it twice. Pick two trades. If
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Speaker 1: you are one of those trades, give us a call
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Speaker 1: eight hundred hodukey.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, fire away, kesy give it dearth mate. Here
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Speaker 3: we go, Fedeck.
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Speaker 1: But I spun it as hard as I could. Everyone
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Speaker 1: here at the Lula had witnessed me spin it, and
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Speaker 1: I really gave it death.
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Speaker 5: But as I say, it's so weird with the massive
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Speaker 5: wrists that you actually have, that you do such a
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Speaker 5: limp wristed spend.
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Speaker 3: But what are we dealing with? What do we got there?
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Speaker 1: This is Tyler?
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Speaker 5: Okay, So if you're a Tyler, give us a call
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Speaker 5: now on eight hundred hold Aki, or if you're called Tyler, was.
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Speaker 1: The hell work?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Why not?
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Speaker 1: All right? So if your name's Tyler or you are
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Speaker 1: a Tyler, give us a call now, let's spin it
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Speaker 1: for a second time. One, two, three, Hey, that's pretty good.
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Speaker 3: That wasn't being kis He's pretty good? Man. Chippy, Oh Chippy.
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Speaker 5: So if you're a Chippy or you're called Chippy, give
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Speaker 5: us a call now on eight hundred hold Aki, and
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Speaker 5: we'll give away five hundred bucks cash.
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Speaker 3: What do we saylow?
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Speaker 1: Do is that thanks to super Liquid?
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Speaker 5: That is.
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Speaker 1: That? Fellas? It's get into a tune, shall we? What
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Speaker 1: are we going into?
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Speaker 3: Jays, I can't see because you've tottooed with the bladd.
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Speaker 1: You're going blind man?
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Speaker 9: Right?
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Speaker 3: It cher.
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Speaker 8: The whole Acky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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Speaker 8: and Keysy.
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Speaker 10: Let's go to the trade was super Liquor scoreboard.
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Speaker 5: Yes, indeed, your chance to win five hundred dollars cash
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Speaker 5: thanks to betrade me competition.
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Speaker 7: So got my wire, caught my For those that are glasses, those.
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Speaker 1: That aren't down here right now at the Lula and
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Speaker 1: Auckland Viaduct. Hoidy Jay's put his glasses on after his
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Speaker 1: headphones and now has a wire in the middle of
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Speaker 1: his glasses.
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Speaker 6: And that completely threw him off. And he was meant
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Speaker 6: to say thanks to super Liquor.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks to supers to that. Now we've got Simon,
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Speaker 5: who's a chippy on the line. Simon your ma advisit
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Speaker 5: Hell's life?
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Speaker 6: You thanks boy yourself?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Mate? Yeer good? How's business man? Yeah? Yeah, good
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Speaker 3: on you your massive backbone.
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Speaker 5: And we've got old Haido who's a tyler hatero your
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Speaker 5: mad barstard?
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Speaker 3: How's life?
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Speaker 11: Hey, guys, it's Big Dilly here with los Hater. We're
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Speaker 11: just trying to get them.
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Speaker 1: Back just two seconds, okay.
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Speaker 5: All right man, you can just sort of by time here,
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Speaker 5: big Dilly while you try and get Hado back on it.
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Speaker 3: We've gotta have questions sorted out by the way, fellas.
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Speaker 11: Yeah, we've got all right, We've got Hato back guys.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Hedo you mold. How's life oh stunning?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, good on you mate. How's the tiling business going?
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Speaker 7: Fell?
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Speaker 1: Just a thought, how do we know that these people
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Speaker 1: are actually the trades they say they.
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Speaker 3: Are because they're backbone. Yeah cool, No one would lie
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Speaker 3: on this show, key you, that's a good point.
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Speaker 5: Actually, all right, fellas, this is how it works. We
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Speaker 5: ask three questions, the first to two. When's five hundred
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Speaker 5: bucks cash?
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Speaker 3: Now? Also?
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Speaker 1: Also yes, they say their trades is their buzzer.
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Speaker 3: I was just about to say that because I just
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Speaker 3: don't want you to forget Jason. No, that's all good.
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Speaker 3: All right. Are you ready to go, fellows that you're
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Speaker 3: locked and loaded? Oh yeah, Mogi, do you want to
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Speaker 3: ask the first question?
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Speaker 6: You're ready there, fellas, here we go. What temperature does
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Speaker 6: water freezer?
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Speaker 3: Tyler? Haido zero? So good? Too good? Alright, fellows, here's
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Speaker 3: your next question. How long is an Olympic swimming pool? Yes?
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Speaker 5: Yes, simon, ah your turn keyzy.
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Speaker 1: All right, fellas, this is for five hundred dollars thanks
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Speaker 1: to super Liquor. The Huducky Big Show is Puddy j
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Speaker 1: Minoggio and who.
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Speaker 4: Ah, Haido smite.
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Speaker 1: That's heard. I'm seeing correct. You just got five hundred
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Speaker 1: bucks thanks to.
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Speaker 3: See how good man. Hey, tell us, Hayter, what are
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Speaker 3: you gonna do with that five hundred bucks? Mate? Maybe
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Speaker 3: shout your mates a few.
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Speaker 10: Beasies, couple of those and straighter cleaner than Ailey.
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Speaker 3: Then now you're talking, and I tell you what. You
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Speaker 3: can turn up to work on Monday morning and what
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Speaker 3: can you do, Magie.
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Speaker 6: You go up to your boss and you, mate, look
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Speaker 6: him in the iron, tell him to stick it where
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Speaker 6: the sun don't shine, because you, my friend, are rich rich.
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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, big steamer on the deer.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll just do a big steamer on the decks.
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Speaker 5: So hey, we'll chuck you over the big dilly mate,
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Speaker 5: he'll sort you out. Well done, makes okay.
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Speaker 1: Because it's so good. Thanks super Liqua. You guys can
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Speaker 1: on a big tune?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, oh yeah, what you got?
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Speaker 1: It's playing now? Nirvana smells like teen spirits.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah cool.
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Speaker 8: The whole Rocky b Show week days from four on
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Speaker 8: Radio Hurrachy shit.
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Speaker 5: John Biddy There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
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Speaker 5: Friday afternoon, live from the Lula and at the Van Arte.
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Speaker 5: If you're in the area, I'll tell you what, boy,
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Speaker 5: oh boy, is it going off? Come on down though,
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Speaker 5: because I'm sure we can squeeze some more people in here.
16:16
Speaker 3: Fellers. What do you say?
16:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, Jase, Hey, which Viaduct?
16:19
Speaker 3: Is it pardon?
16:20
Speaker 1: In which city?
16:21
Speaker 3: Auckland?
16:24
Speaker 5: Just before we get into your gig last night, by
16:26
Speaker 5: the way, Casey, a massive amount of texts coming in
16:29
Speaker 5: on three four eight three for Connie Chat So pack
16:32
Speaker 5: San will be doing maybe Connie Chat about about five
16:37
Speaker 5: thirty this afternoon, so stand by for that now, Keezy,
16:41
Speaker 5: I understand you had another professional comedy gig last night, mate, how.
16:44
Speaker 1: Did you go well? When I first started doing comedy
16:48
Speaker 1: a few comics.
16:50
Speaker 3: You're just an old hands mate, Okay.
16:53
Speaker 1: When I first started a few older comics basically said
16:57
Speaker 1: you have to do your time to do some terrible gigs.
17:01
Speaker 1: You have to learn what it's like to bomb.
17:03
Speaker 3: And you've done that.
17:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know you want to do that at
17:08
Speaker 1: least thirty times. So I've still got about twenty five left,
17:10
Speaker 1: which is good. Last night it was an audience that
17:13
Speaker 1: no one listened to Radio hduky Yeah, which was great.
17:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it was a kind of real audience in
17:20
Speaker 3: many respects.
17:21
Speaker 1: Are you saying that ducky listeners are.
17:22
Speaker 3: Well, they can be a little bit biased.
17:25
Speaker 6: Well, they could give you a leg up, but yeah,
17:27
Speaker 6: you and love you, Kezy as our audience does.
17:29
Speaker 3: They love you.
17:30
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, it doesn't seem like that when I read
17:32
Speaker 1: the text machine.
17:33
Speaker 3: But all good.
17:34
Speaker 1: And so the audience was also half full. It was
17:36
Speaker 1: pretty quiet.
17:37
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I was.
17:38
Speaker 1: They knew you were coming, well, they did know I
17:41
Speaker 1: was coming. And let's just say it didn't have a
17:43
Speaker 1: positive fit on ticket sales. And I was also sick
17:46
Speaker 1: and to last. So I sat there and watched as
17:49
Speaker 1: better comics than I got up there and sort of
17:52
Speaker 1: made people moderately giggle at best. Yeah, And so I
17:56
Speaker 1: had about five beers and I was like, right, let's
17:58
Speaker 1: do this. Got up there, moderate giggles, nothing major at all. Yeah,
18:03
Speaker 1: seven And at points where I was just like do
18:05
Speaker 1: I just wrap it up now? Or do I get off?
18:07
Speaker 2: Like?
18:07
Speaker 1: Or do I keep going?
18:08
Speaker 5: Right?
18:09
Speaker 1: Kept going? You know, me did the set, hopped off,
18:12
Speaker 1: had another beer and was just like, okay, that's what
18:14
Speaker 1: it's like to be in a tough crowd.
18:16
Speaker 6: Well, so you'll know better than me, mate, because you
18:18
Speaker 6: did many many years as as a comic. A lot
18:21
Speaker 6: of gigs, yes, up and down the width and breath
18:24
Speaker 6: of this great country of ours. And I believe that
18:26
Speaker 6: the correct terminology for a gig like that, it's you
18:29
Speaker 6: eat your balls, Is that right?
18:30
Speaker 3: Yes, you eat your balls.
18:31
Speaker 5: And interestingly enough, Keysy, I had a mate that was
18:35
Speaker 5: actually at the gig. Oh yeah, yeah, because well I
18:39
Speaker 5: actually asked, because he lives in that area.
18:41
Speaker 3: I asked if he could go along and just watch
18:43
Speaker 3: and see how you how you went. Here's some of
18:45
Speaker 3: the stuff he sent me.
18:48
Speaker 5: I've shortened it because it was quite elongated train wreck.
18:54
Speaker 1: So when you said, what did you what did you
18:56
Speaker 1: shorten that down from?
18:57
Speaker 5: Oh? It was a whole sentence about your career ending.
19:01
Speaker 5: At one point he said, I just can't watch this anymore. Catastrophic,
19:08
Speaker 5: no coming back from here. So yeah, but you're right, Keysy,
19:12
Speaker 5: I mean you have to bomb a little bit to
19:14
Speaker 5: become a pro.
19:15
Speaker 3: I never did.
19:16
Speaker 5: Strangely enough, I never did bomb. I was always killing
19:20
Speaker 5: wherever I did a gig. But I've heard that bombing
19:24
Speaker 5: is really good in terms of, you know, toughtening you
19:26
Speaker 5: up as a stand up. Right, So you've never bombed, No,
19:29
Speaker 5: I've never bombed. You've eaten heaps of balls that way.
19:31
Speaker 3: Yeah.
19:32
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've eaten a few balls in my time, that's true. Yeah,
19:35
Speaker 5: mostly cheese balls, Yeah, mostly cheese.
19:38
Speaker 3: Yeah.
19:38
Speaker 5: Well, look there's been the on occasion where I've ended
19:42
Speaker 5: up with a human ball in my mouth.
19:44
Speaker 3: You know, these things happen.
19:46
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm sorry, I thought I was using the term
19:48
Speaker 1: as in comedy speaking literally.
19:51
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, No, I've literally had human balls in my mouth.
19:54
Speaker 5: Now listen coming up because.
19:59
Speaker 3: There's a fry and because there's.
20:01
Speaker 10: Such a good party five going on.
20:08
Speaker 4: Of course a big show Friday Thriber after five o'clock,
20:11
Speaker 4: stay tuned.
20:13
Speaker 8: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy.
20:16
Speaker 8: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarky.
20:22
Speaker 3: It's the Holacky Big Shows Friday Rover.
20:28
Speaker 5: Yes, it is, welcome back to the Big Show live
20:30
Speaker 5: from the Lula and at the Vazak Harbor here at
20:33
Speaker 5: an Auckland City. If you're in the area, come on
20:35
Speaker 5: down and say Gooday Now, Radio Hodaki has been having
20:39
Speaker 5: a big bender all day, heaven't we fellas? And with
20:42
Speaker 5: that in mind, the theme for today's Friday Thribber is
20:46
Speaker 5: the Big Bender.
20:47
Speaker 3: A tune for a big bender.
20:49
Speaker 1: That's right, the Big Bend. All things that mates at
20:51
Speaker 1: Big Ben Pies is your best friend. When if you're
20:53
Speaker 1: having a bender, don't forget to call on O one
20:56
Speaker 1: hundred hadarky and vote for which song you would like
20:58
Speaker 1: to hear played in full. I don't have the scoreboard
21:01
Speaker 1: in front of me at the moment.
21:02
Speaker 5: If you just find that for us, I think it's
21:04
Speaker 5: about Mogi's about eight hundred keys, He's about four, and
21:09
Speaker 5: Hoodie J's yet to register with eight asterixes.
21:12
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds about right.
21:13
Speaker 5: Yeah, speaking of the big ben pines. By the way,
21:16
Speaker 5: I've had about ten of the bastards today. How many
21:18
Speaker 5: of you put away today?
21:20
Speaker 6: There are six big beans and five of them are
21:22
Speaker 6: being cold, and even cold, they're bloody, They're bloody good.
21:26
Speaker 1: I had one frozen. No, it was hot, it was good.
21:32
Speaker 1: It was the score Currently, Moggi's on six, Keys's on five,
21:36
Speaker 1: Jason's on four with three asterixes, and Hugs is on one.
21:41
Speaker 1: Somehow he's only do on one. So shall we get
21:43
Speaker 1: straight into it, Jason.
21:44
Speaker 6: I can't wait to see what your idea of a
21:46
Speaker 6: big bender tune, Isy j.
21:49
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, this is a sort of tune if I'm
21:51
Speaker 5: on a bend, you know, and I'm lying on the
21:53
Speaker 5: couch and my andies, you know, sort of dribbling all
21:56
Speaker 5: over the place after a big bender.
21:58
Speaker 3: This is a sort of tune. I want to turn
22:00
Speaker 3: up real loud and just boogie too. Play it will you,
22:03
Speaker 3: big dilly?
22:09
Speaker 1: You picked the good part of the song.
22:10
Speaker 3: For you just from a hard man.
22:13
Speaker 1: Oh yeah this is not the.
22:15
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, hey man, you're not gonna iron Man? Yeah,
22:20
Speaker 3: iron Man by Black Sabbaths. Yeah, it's a very slow start.
22:25
Speaker 3: Did you do that delivery? But four five buns? Oh
22:33
Speaker 3: that's hard payback for Connie.
22:36
Speaker 11: Shit right, you are a marked man, Pattan But.
22:41
Speaker 1: Anyway, tune, that is a tune. It's a shame it
22:44
Speaker 1: sounded real ship just then. So my bended tune? Is
22:48
Speaker 1: this one here made right here in New Zealand?
22:52
Speaker 6: Yeah?
22:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oka is already making numbers. Who's lost speech? It's
23:02
Speaker 1: a saki bomb from the D four. You know you
23:04
Speaker 1: have a saki bomb if you're on a bend.
23:07
Speaker 3: I've probably heard that a thousand times. You're the man.
23:11
Speaker 1: You've heard it more than anyone else. You're the man.
23:15
Speaker 3: Let's play MOGGI sup throwing now? But a bone to pick?
23:22
Speaker 11: Yeah?
23:24
Speaker 3: Feel good Ahead of the Summer by Queens of the
23:26
Speaker 3: Stone Age.
23:27
Speaker 6: Niccotine value and biking in marijuana used to see an
23:29
Speaker 6: alcohol cocaine responsibly responsibly.
23:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, yah, so good.
23:36
Speaker 5: Well here's the thing you're seeing and you decide give
23:38
Speaker 5: us a call right now on eight hundreds hod I
23:41
Speaker 5: can remember Black Sabbath a.
23:43
Speaker 8: S Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
23:56
Speaker 3: It's the hole Big Shows Friday Thrommer.
24:02
Speaker 5: Yes, And just in case you're wondering, by the way,
24:03
Speaker 5: what was the idea behind the Friday throber?
24:06
Speaker 3: What is really to kick your Friday night off?
24:07
Speaker 5: Wasn't it Mogi heading into You know, if you're thinking
24:10
Speaker 5: of having a been responsibly obviously you start.
24:13
Speaker 3: On the Friday and just cat you don't land the
24:15
Speaker 3: plane through the weekend.
24:16
Speaker 6: Exactly right in this one song will give you enough
24:18
Speaker 6: energy to do that for seventy two hours?
24:21
Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
24:23
Speaker 3: Absolutely? I've been stitched up yet again by PUDs Jason.
24:28
Speaker 1: Just wait, if you're in the area, Lula and Auckland
24:32
Speaker 1: bider to come on down the Big Show's lives.
24:37
Speaker 6: Hang on a minute, mate, I just want to say,
24:38
Speaker 6: Jason has been wronged yet again on the show.
24:41
Speaker 3: So just listen to this everyone, So you go, Jake.
24:43
Speaker 5: I've been stitched up again by Pudson who I gave
24:47
Speaker 5: him a tune with plenty of time despair, and I
24:51
Speaker 5: gave him an exact time to play it from, and
24:54
Speaker 5: he played it from the most half fast spot I
24:58
Speaker 5: either beginning, but anyway, here it is flex Sabbath.
25:03
Speaker 3: Shan yeah man tune.
25:10
Speaker 1: It just gets better from here, all right, thankspectly. So
25:14
Speaker 1: that's Jace's choice, some random drumming with one guitar strum.
25:20
Speaker 1: My choice was made right here in New Zealand. Pave
25:22
Speaker 1: this tune. It's a deep four sucking bob. What I
25:31
Speaker 1: did there was pet from a good point. It from
25:34
Speaker 1: a good also, that's the true The start of my
25:36
Speaker 1: song's good, and it goes good. It stays good the
25:37
Speaker 1: whole way through.
25:39
Speaker 5: Yes, about a minute thirty that one day. It's ninety
25:41
Speaker 5: second tune, so it doesn't have time to stuff up.
25:44
Speaker 3: And I've gone with feel good ahead of the Summer
25:45
Speaker 3: from Queens of the Stone Age.
25:54
Speaker 1: Responsible.
25:55
Speaker 3: This has got it.
25:56
Speaker 5: This has got the stench of another movie. You win
25:59
Speaker 5: to me, But let's go to the phone lines. Been
26:02
Speaker 5: your mad bastard, Hell's live.
26:05
Speaker 1: That's going pretty good. So that's how you doing?
26:07
Speaker 3: Yeah, good things? Ben? What are you running? With mate.
26:10
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with old Jay boy.
26:18
Speaker 3: It'll be my one good vote for you. There, Jack,
26:21
Speaker 3: your mad bastard hell's life pretty good?
26:24
Speaker 2: It oys pretty good?
26:26
Speaker 6: What do you do for a crustier fellah track operator?
26:30
Speaker 3: All right Jack? What are you running with? Mates? But
26:36
Speaker 3: the hard, hard stuff? Come on, man, yeah, the hard stuff,
26:40
Speaker 3: all right?
26:40
Speaker 6: Miss nickten Vellium voking marijuana.
26:43
Speaker 3: Instously and alcohol. Good on your mate. Yeah, that's another
26:47
Speaker 3: one for.
26:51
Speaker 1: Jays. So it's one vote for Jason, one vote for
26:54
Speaker 1: old Mogi. Then let's go to the next caller.
26:56
Speaker 3: Good a, Dan, your mad bastard hell's life pretty yeah?
27:01
Speaker 3: Good on your mate? Yeah, good things, mate. What do
27:03
Speaker 3: you do for a crust teacher?
27:07
Speaker 2: Oh?
27:10
Speaker 3: All right, Dan? What are you going with? Mate?
27:14
Speaker 1: Going for the valley resident? Old monkeysy ah?
27:22
Speaker 3: Three apiece?
27:23
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Curt your mad passing Hou's live?
27:27
Speaker 10: Not too bad things?
27:28
Speaker 9: What do j How are you? Yeah?
27:30
Speaker 7: Good?
27:31
Speaker 3: I'm good, thanks, Kurt. What do you do for a
27:33
Speaker 3: crust I'm a property manager, mate?
27:36
Speaker 4: Oh oh no, bat yeah, okay, Kurt. Put us out
27:43
Speaker 4: of our misery.
27:44
Speaker 3: Mate. What are you running with? Oh that's a lot appreciative,
27:48
Speaker 3: but I gotta stick with Queens of the Stone Age, mate, Yeah,
27:55
Speaker 3: that is a tune.
27:56
Speaker 6: Or Jason, you know what, you would have won it,
27:58
Speaker 6: but you just needed to start that song from a place.
28:04
Speaker 3: To be fair, and it's a tune. This plan woud
28:06
Speaker 3: Why don't we.
28:07
Speaker 1: Queens feel Good Head of the Summer.
28:11
Speaker 5: Big Show podcast is indeed feel good hit of the Summer.
28:13
Speaker 5: There is your Friday throbber.
28:15
Speaker 3: Well just ma that is that is.
28:20
Speaker 1: That's a bender throbber. Yeah, man, so that means that Mike,
28:25
Speaker 1: you're now way out in front. Two winds clear of myself,
28:29
Speaker 1: four winds clear of Hoidy j So, by the way,
28:32
Speaker 1: if you're listening and you think it sounds different, because
28:34
Speaker 1: we're actually at the Lula Inn, which is a fantastic
28:36
Speaker 1: bar down on the Viaduct. It is the conclusion to
28:39
Speaker 1: our Big Bender WHI has been happening all day thanks
28:41
Speaker 1: to Big Bend Pie. So if you're keen to come
28:42
Speaker 1: along and see the live show, come on down.
28:44
Speaker 3: Yeah bloody good.
28:45
Speaker 6: Hey, just further to your acting career, Kesey, of course,
28:49
Speaker 6: Jase your your Keysy's agent. Yeah, and we're struggling to
28:52
Speaker 6: book any jobs for Kezy, so we're trying to upscal them,
28:55
Speaker 6: aren't we We are. Yes, we're doing some improvisational workshops
28:59
Speaker 6: with Kezy and we're hoping that by working with the
29:01
Speaker 6: best in the business, i e.
29:03
Speaker 3: Hordy J, he's going to get better.
29:05
Speaker 6: So when you go out on these auditions, keys and
29:07
Speaker 6: you're going to absolutely knock it out of the park,
29:09
Speaker 6: right all right, So we thought we'd do another one
29:11
Speaker 6: here today and improv and improv yeah, and just do
29:15
Speaker 6: a little scene for you.
29:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll see how we go.
29:18
Speaker 6: So really we've had this one emailed through to us
29:21
Speaker 6: and it's quite good given we're right on the water here. Okay,
29:25
Speaker 6: you're ready, you guys ready, yeah, man, Okay. The year
29:29
Speaker 6: is eighteen thirty two. Captain Hoidy J is pulling away
29:33
Speaker 6: from port and his merchant ship when all of a
29:36
Speaker 6: sudden he hears a wheezy cough coming from under a
29:39
Speaker 6: pile of sales.
29:42
Speaker 3: He are what suddenfernal noise? He uncovers.
29:48
Speaker 6: He takes the sales off, and a sickly Keysy is
29:51
Speaker 6: found stowing away.
29:53
Speaker 3: He hasn't paid for this trip, sir.
30:01
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I've got nowhere else to go.
30:04
Speaker 3: What do you think you're playing? Out boy like naked
30:08
Speaker 3: and my vessel am I naked?
30:10
Speaker 1: I thought I had clothes.
30:12
Speaker 3: How did you get a born? That's what I want
30:14
Speaker 3: to know.
30:15
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir, I snuck home when you had your.
30:17
Speaker 3: Back to me. South African ecient.
30:22
Speaker 5: We'll I tell you what. No one has a free
30:25
Speaker 5: trip on my vessels. You're gonna have to pay your way,
30:29
Speaker 5: young fella. And there's only one way to pay your
30:32
Speaker 5: way when you've gotten that cash.
30:35
Speaker 1: What what do you dog in the bit?
30:38
Speaker 3: Are you?
30:38
Speaker 1: Are you suggesting some kind of exchange of labor or time?
30:48
Speaker 3: I see you've got a wound there as well. Let's
30:50
Speaker 3: take a look at your wound.
30:52
Speaker 1: Ah, I do have a wound.
30:55
Speaker 3: There will be there will be some labor for you. Ah,
31:01
Speaker 3: I'm it's gonna be physical labor. I'll tell you that much.
31:05
Speaker 1: Oh why I can't he wait to get stuck in?
31:09
Speaker 1: Is it like scrubbing the dicks and that sort of
31:12
Speaker 1: thing all of a sudden, Captain Hoidy Jake, it's.
31:15
Speaker 3: A mess of ranger. Yeah.
31:19
Speaker 5: Ah, you can start by scrubbing the ducks, getting down on.
31:24
Speaker 3: Your hands and knees by and start scrubbing same saying,
31:30
Speaker 3: let's just really good. Thank you?
31:34
Speaker 1: Can I just quit? Were you saying scrubbing the dicks?
31:37
Speaker 3: Wow? Yeah kind of?
31:39
Speaker 7: Yeah?
31:40
Speaker 3: Yes, how was that though? That was all right? Really good.
31:43
Speaker 3: I've got to work on a Scottish accent. Yeah, I
31:47
Speaker 3: was impressed by that.
31:48
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you? This muse uh what and muss?
31:55
Speaker 10: Yeah.
31:58
Speaker 8: Actually, big show with Jason my Key tune in week
32:01
Speaker 8: days at four on Radio hod.
32:03
Speaker 5: Jokes Here on the Radio ho Ucky Big show this
32:07
Speaker 5: Friday afternoon, live from the Lula in at the Vinduct,
32:10
Speaker 5: Tabor and Orbland. If you're in the area, come on down.
32:12
Speaker 5: We'll squeeze you in. No worries at all. Hey now
32:16
Speaker 5: I'm massive sporting weekend ahead, So let's kick into this,
32:20
Speaker 5: shall we?
32:22
Speaker 1: Time to chant footy with me?
32:24
Speaker 3: Keezy?
32:26
Speaker 1: What are the Warriors up to?
32:30
Speaker 3: That's not yellow bet crass.
32:34
Speaker 1: It's really funny stuff, guys, donkey porn. Look at you
32:39
Speaker 1: genuinely giggling to yourself after saying the monkey Paul. Anyway,
32:44
Speaker 1: this is meant to be a highly professional Warriors segment.
32:47
Speaker 1: Of course, the Warriors versus the Titans, the biggest game
32:50
Speaker 1: of footy on this weekend.
32:51
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I've got to say mogie and I are
32:56
Speaker 5: out the front before having a Darry. He's got some concerns,
32:58
Speaker 5: don't you, moogie. See you've got a feeling in your
33:00
Speaker 5: gut about this game.
33:01
Speaker 6: It's got a bit of bad juju round it, this one.
33:03
Speaker 6: And of course we got ambush last time, didn't we
33:06
Speaker 6: keys exact day? Yeah, we got smoked by the Titans
33:09
Speaker 6: in the end, if I remember correctly, we got out
33:10
Speaker 6: to one of our healthy leads. And of course that's
33:12
Speaker 6: never a good sign. When the Warriors get out to
33:14
Speaker 6: a healthy lead, you guarantee the loss. And pretty much
33:17
Speaker 6: I've got a bit of a vibe about this one.
33:19
Speaker 6: For Feeder, I thinks back from injury as well.
33:21
Speaker 1: So yep, Sue Day for Feeder. For the Titans, he
33:24
Speaker 1: is their entire franchise. And the thing that happened on
33:26
Speaker 1: Anzac Day was the Titans are a confidence team. They
33:29
Speaker 1: can either be terrible or if they score a try
33:31
Speaker 1: and sort of a scuts way, their tails are up
33:35
Speaker 1: and they will pile on the points. However, they lost
33:38
Speaker 1: the Tigers. They are bottom of the table, second from
33:40
Speaker 1: the bottom. We should absolutely cream them. I'm circling this
33:43
Speaker 1: game because if we do not win this we are
33:46
Speaker 1: running out of games. To actually get into the top eight,
33:50
Speaker 1: we need to win seventy percent of our game.
33:52
Speaker 5: Where are we at at the moment, Felers, because we
33:54
Speaker 5: were teenth, oh we're twelfth.
33:55
Speaker 6: Now twel to be fair, if you're going to lose
33:58
Speaker 6: the Titans twice in the season, you don't you don't
34:01
Speaker 6: deserve to be in the eight at all.
34:03
Speaker 1: So look that we've got some people missing, right, So
34:08
Speaker 1: Delment in our right winger is out for that Steve
34:11
Speaker 1: at yellow card he gave away at the weekend, replacing
34:14
Speaker 1: him as course he he is sort of just someone
34:17
Speaker 1: who plugs a gap when we need him to. He
34:20
Speaker 1: can tackle, he can catch, He's he's nothing massively, sort
34:24
Speaker 1: of polished at the stage in his young explosive explosive.
34:28
Speaker 3: He generally got a couple of errors in him as well.
34:31
Speaker 1: He's a young feller as well. However, on the right
34:33
Speaker 1: side joining him in place of rock o'berry is the one,
34:35
Speaker 1: the only Roger two e bus a sheck. So to
34:39
Speaker 1: see him on the right side for the Warriors, that
34:41
Speaker 1: potent right side. Hopefully we're going to see old rts
34:44
Speaker 1: come in and score heaps of points.
34:46
Speaker 6: A Flowers, that's a dream and then of course we
34:48
Speaker 6: need to see to Mighty Mardin and the Shawn Johnson
34:50
Speaker 6: combination work a bit better than it did last week.
34:52
Speaker 6: We should smoke them despite the fact that we've got
34:54
Speaker 6: two players out to origin Kirk Cape and Mit who's
35:00
Speaker 6: probably not even going to get to play. But both
35:01
Speaker 6: those guys are out as well. But I'm hoping we
35:03
Speaker 6: should win Ongoing Warriors fifty.
35:07
Speaker 1: Nil Wow, I'm going to go waz fifty to six.
35:14
Speaker 3: I'm going to go Titans. But twenty five The.
35:18
Speaker 8: Whole Laky Big Show wed days from four on Radio
35:22
Speaker 8: Hodaks and.
35:23
Speaker 5: The Chemical Brothers there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
35:26
Speaker 5: this Friday afternoon, alive from the Lula and at the
35:28
Speaker 5: Vianzac Tabor here at Auckland City. If you are in
35:31
Speaker 5: the area, come on down say good ay. Now, I
35:34
Speaker 5: don't know about you, fellas. I've always found the Chemical
35:37
Speaker 5: Brothers very yummy boys. Oh yeah, and we have a
35:40
Speaker 5: very very very special treat tonight. Yamy Boy, a very
35:45
Speaker 5: yummy boy himself, our one and only pagsn is going
35:49
Speaker 5: to be doing a yummy boy sit after the Big show.
35:53
Speaker 3: Pag San tell us all about it, mate.
35:55
Speaker 7: Good fellas is that coming through all yeah, right, yeah, look, no,
36:01
Speaker 7: I'm really excited. It's not just me though, so good
36:03
Speaker 7: in turn, Dilly he already carrying the team one hundred
36:06
Speaker 7: and ten percent. So if you're at the Lula in
36:09
Speaker 7: which you should come down by the way, you'll see
36:10
Speaker 7: there's a big set of DJ decks there that neither
36:12
Speaker 7: of us have encountered before that we're going to.
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Speaker 11: Have a real good time having a crack playing some tunes.
36:17
Speaker 1: That's right, because it's it's DJ Big Dilly and DJ
36:19
Speaker 1: Pugshn and together you are the Hodak Yummy Boys.
36:22
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, we get really yummy women of the women together.
36:25
Speaker 3: So that's right.
36:25
Speaker 1: And so for people that don't know what Yummy Boys is,
36:27
Speaker 1: can you describe the sort of genre of music you're
36:30
Speaker 1: going to be playing?
36:30
Speaker 7: So for content, so talked about this on the show
36:33
Speaker 7: a little bit earlier in the week. Jace used to
36:35
Speaker 7: talk about his blue light discos that had frequent where
36:37
Speaker 7: there was an effeminate owner of a club that we
36:40
Speaker 7: talk about walking around shirtless with a couple of bottles
36:43
Speaker 7: and saying yeah was And thus, any song that doesn't
36:47
Speaker 7: use real instruments, or any song that's remotely electronic.
36:50
Speaker 11: We would say, is yummy boy?
36:51
Speaker 3: Yeah, just to clarify that it wasn't blue light discos.
36:55
Speaker 5: Was they were pretty Actually at the later night club
36:58
Speaker 5: back they were yummy were say adult nightclub, I mean
37:01
Speaker 5: your standy nightclub, not your sort of high school sort
37:03
Speaker 5: of blue light sort of scenario.
37:06
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to, you know, have some lovely flowers.
37:10
Speaker 1: The good thing about this is if this goes really well,
37:14
Speaker 1: then they yummy boys could really become a thing. It
37:16
Speaker 1: could be a sort of thing that we tack on
37:18
Speaker 1: to the back end of a live show.
37:19
Speaker 11: You know, I love hanging out of the back end,
37:21
Speaker 11: so it'd be great.
37:22
Speaker 1: Absolutely, we're just on that. No, no, okay, don't worry
37:26
Speaker 1: about it.
37:26
Speaker 11: Sweet yeah yeah nah.
37:29
Speaker 3: Back and relax because it's time for college checks.
37:33
Speaker 11: I knew, I knew.
37:40
Speaker 7: I feel like I'm the way that I'm standing for God,
37:42
Speaker 7: for people that are just listening at home.
37:44
Speaker 11: I feel like I'm standing about to do a teed
37:46
Speaker 11: talk on propylectics.
37:47
Speaker 7: The way that I'm standing on the stage with no
37:49
Speaker 7: actual microphone.
37:51
Speaker 1: What we say.
37:52
Speaker 11: Nothing to say about Connie.
37:54
Speaker 3: We were told that you were going to do a
37:55
Speaker 3: sort of ted talk about propilect.
37:57
Speaker 11: I don't know who told you that, because it wasn't
37:58
Speaker 11: anybody here.
38:00
Speaker 6: So, given we are dealing with the big Bender and
38:03
Speaker 6: when you're going out for a humonger's weekend, what is
38:06
Speaker 6: the best condon to run with the pugs?
38:09
Speaker 7: I wouldn't say there is the best condon to run
38:11
Speaker 7: with on a long weekend. Like I just say, the
38:13
Speaker 7: longer the bender, the more condoms you take with you.
38:16
Speaker 3: Can I can? I say so when you're when you're
38:18
Speaker 3: on a bend, Yeah yeah, all those benders? Yeah yeah, yeah,
38:23
Speaker 3: I mean how many? How many would you take on
38:26
Speaker 3: a bender weekend?
38:28
Speaker 11: This was probably the fourth time we've got into this chase.
38:30
Speaker 11: I don't like to get into the actual numbers. I
38:33
Speaker 11: don't like to get into the actual numbers, sure, just
38:36
Speaker 11: because you know, it's not about that. It's never about
38:38
Speaker 11: the numbers. It's about what feels right for you when
38:40
Speaker 11: it comes.
38:43
Speaker 1: Just we've got a we've got a tix here on
38:45
Speaker 1: three four eight three question, sure, yeah, Connie chat with PUGSN.
38:48
Speaker 1: This is a question from Conrad Dom Connie Red. He
38:52
Speaker 1: just goes by con Condon wants to know get a PUGSN.
38:58
Speaker 1: What are the other brands that I should look into
39:00
Speaker 1: when it comes to rubber Joey's, because everywhere I go
39:03
Speaker 1: it just seems to be Jurix. Cheers, that's from connreks.
39:14
Speaker 11: Are you gonna sorry, j J No, no, you take
39:18
Speaker 11: it away, man.
39:19
Speaker 3: It's all good, Hey, Pell, you are totally right, mate,
39:22
Speaker 3: this is your thing.
39:23
Speaker 1: It's all good man.
39:25
Speaker 11: All I'd say is just try and try and try.
39:29
Speaker 3: What's right for you. How's that?
39:31
Speaker 1: There you go? Just another great episode of Connie chap As.
39:36
Speaker 7: Just a massive apology to the cocktail making classes happening
39:38
Speaker 7: at the back of the.
39:39
Speaker 11: Venue right now with no separation between men and us.
39:42
Speaker 1: That is a curtain. They're pugs, oh sweet and narillied
39:45
Speaker 1: Connie chat.
39:46
Speaker 3: Connie is like a curtain, whally, isn't it? Yeah, like
39:49
Speaker 3: a feed through curtains.
39:51
Speaker 1: See through curtain, Yeah, see through flavored red the curtain.
39:55
Speaker 3: Yeah.
39:56
Speaker 8: The whole Key Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
39:59
Speaker 8: tune in we days before.
40:02
Speaker 5: Indeed Blue there on the radio Hodaki Big Show this
40:05
Speaker 5: Friday evening now at the Lula in at the Viaducts
40:09
Speaker 5: Harbor in Auckland City. If you're in the area, come
40:11
Speaker 5: on down and have a good term. Speaking of good times,
40:14
Speaker 5: it's the big bender today for Radio Hodaki. We had
40:18
Speaker 5: a day on a bender basically and Kezy and im
40:21
Speaker 5: Ogi got to go to the Great Eden Park today
40:24
Speaker 5: you do.
40:24
Speaker 3: And speaking of the Great.
40:26
Speaker 5: Eden Park, a huge match tomorrow, the final of the
40:30
Speaker 5: Super Rugby. Yes, the Chiefs v the Blues.
40:34
Speaker 6: Your thoughts well, years a lot of support here for
40:38
Speaker 6: the Blues of course, Blues country.
40:40
Speaker 3: As they call it.
40:42
Speaker 6: It's hard for me to say I haven't watched a lot.
40:44
Speaker 6: I mean I've watched a lot, but not a hell
40:46
Speaker 6: of a lot of rugby this year. But the sort
40:48
Speaker 6: of vibe there is. You could have the Chiefs coming
40:51
Speaker 6: to score the party. Although I am saying that I
40:52
Speaker 6: suffered a pretty hearty injury last week with an all
40:55
Speaker 6: black going down. Yes, there could harm the chances, you
40:58
Speaker 6: never know. It feels like it's one of those ones
40:59
Speaker 6: that could go either way. Keys, are your thoughts made?
41:02
Speaker 1: Oh one?
41:03
Speaker 3: Was that on your thoughts?
41:05
Speaker 1: Mate?
41:06
Speaker 3: Well, here's the interesting thing. I found out an interesting.
41:08
Speaker 5: Fact about one of the Radio hoduky staff today with
41:13
Speaker 5: regards to the rugby, our very own Kate Britain.
41:16
Speaker 3: He sort of runs all of our marketing and all
41:18
Speaker 3: that sort of jazz.
41:19
Speaker 5: Does a great job too, does a great job. She
41:23
Speaker 5: used to be a cheerleader for the Chiefs.
41:25
Speaker 1: I did not know that.
41:27
Speaker 3: And apparently they're having a big reunion of.
41:30
Speaker 5: Cheerleaders and she asks if I'd like to come along
41:33
Speaker 5: and sort of mc their evening. I said, shit, yere evening. Yeah,
41:39
Speaker 5: an evening of cheerleaders. I said, I'd be dead key.
41:42
Speaker 5: And she said, what would you expect to be paid?
41:44
Speaker 5: No payment, Man, that's a freebie for.
41:46
Speaker 3: Old corny jney. Yeah, but I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
41:51
Speaker 5: I think it is going to be a doozy of
41:52
Speaker 5: the battle, the Chiefs coming into form just at the
41:55
Speaker 5: right time at the end of the season.
41:56
Speaker 3: Blue has been pretty strong all year.
41:59
Speaker 5: It's going to be a right great local derby and
42:02
Speaker 5: a great way to finish the super competition.
42:05
Speaker 3: What's your score? Predicted the brother.
42:07
Speaker 1: Ah, I'm gonna go Warriors fifty tight and six.
42:11
Speaker 3: Nice, nice j I think about it. The Chiefs by five,
42:20
Speaker 3: the Chiefs by five.
42:23
Speaker 1: Sorry, hang on, I don't know anything about Super rugby anymore,
42:25
Speaker 1: But aren't the Chiefs definitely not the favorites.
42:28
Speaker 5: They're definitely not the favorite, So what's making you do that?
42:31
Speaker 5: Because they're coming into form at the end of the season.
42:33
Speaker 1: Beauty CAZy, they definitely weren't the favorites last week.
42:37
Speaker 3: Can say that this is a beauty of sport. Kezy, Okay,
42:41
Speaker 3: you never know.
42:43
Speaker 1: What's your score prediction?
42:45
Speaker 3: Uh okay, it's Led Zeppelin, Yes, indeed Lead Zipplin.
42:56
Speaker 5: There on the radio, Honarky Big shows this Friday evening
43:00
Speaker 5: live from the Lula in at the Viada Tabor and
43:03
Speaker 5: Aubland City. Coming up after six o'clock as always, What's
43:06
Speaker 5: on the TV with Mike Minogue And we've missed you
43:08
Speaker 5: in Mogi. Yeah, with What's on the TV even though
43:12
Speaker 5: your TV hasn't even been put up in your new
43:14
Speaker 5: house or anything, even though you're not really watching any TV. God,
43:18
Speaker 5: we've missed you. For What's on the TV with Mike Minogue.
43:21
Speaker 5: Also coming up after six, What's for Tea with me?
43:26
Speaker 5: Keep yallow that crash monkey, So make sure you send
43:35
Speaker 5: in all your texts on three four A three and
43:38
Speaker 5: everyone that does that go to the drawer for a
43:40
Speaker 5: fifty dollars night.
43:43
Speaker 3: Dave Voucher.
43:44
Speaker 1: Yes, Kezy, Oh, it's pretty much just gonna say all
43:47
Speaker 1: that stuff. Yeah, seeing what you're having for dinner? At
43:49
Speaker 1: three four eight three, you could win a voucher and
43:51
Speaker 1: we'll get into that after six Beautiful.
43:54
Speaker 8: The hold Ikee Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
43:57
Speaker 8: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hoday.
44:00
Speaker 2: And now live from the Lula in Auckland on the
44:06
Speaker 2: It's the Big Show on Radio Hoover Kid.
44:10
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, it is the Big Show, brought to you
44:14
Speaker 3: by Night.
44:23
Speaker 2: Ah.
44:24
Speaker 3: How good.
44:26
Speaker 1: That's how you do it, hey, fellers, Can I just
44:28
Speaker 1: quickly while we're on nine and day?
44:30
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure, man.
44:31
Speaker 1: Can I just come in and just give another plug
44:32
Speaker 1: for the old what's on? What's on the tea?
44:34
Speaker 3: Wait? Now, what is it?
44:35
Speaker 1: What's for Tea New Zealand with me Keyzy?
44:37
Speaker 5: Yeah?
44:38
Speaker 1: Three four eight three sticks through right now, three four
44:41
Speaker 1: eight three. What you're having for dinner? We've got a
44:42
Speaker 1: stack of fifty on Night and Day vouches to give away,
44:44
Speaker 1: So get stuck in and just for all.
44:47
Speaker 3: The people that are out there and they're thinking, oh,
44:48
Speaker 3: should I come down? Should I not come down?
44:51
Speaker 5: We're still in another hour of the show to go,
44:53
Speaker 5: and I want to air We're gonna have a big
44:55
Speaker 5: dance off at the end of it with the yummy
44:57
Speaker 5: boys from Radio Hodaki.
44:58
Speaker 3: Absolutely we are in Grid.
45:00
Speaker 6: I say as well, if you're a single lady and
45:01
Speaker 6: you're looking to find yourself a hammered twenty five year old,
45:05
Speaker 6: we've got dozens upon dozens of responsibly of course, can
45:09
Speaker 6: I just.
45:09
Speaker 1: Say, Can I just say, fellas best best out of
45:12
Speaker 1: the show is six till seven. So you want to
45:15
Speaker 1: come down to lul on Auckland's Violince, Yeah? Actually, could
45:18
Speaker 1: I just say one more thing?
45:19
Speaker 10: Yeah?
45:20
Speaker 3: You can say one more Thing's one more?
45:22
Speaker 1: Don't forget three, four, eight threes and able to text
45:25
Speaker 1: up next? What's for Tea New Zealand with me Kesey.
45:28
Speaker 3: In the meantime, he's the back Keees, the what the Blacks, the.
45:33
Speaker 8: Whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
45:38
Speaker 8: Keys is.
45:38
Speaker 5: Indeed the naked and famous there on the Radio Hodarky
45:41
Speaker 5: Big Show from the Lula in the Tabor here in
45:44
Speaker 5: Open City. If you're in the area, come and say good,
45:46
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what fellas. Oh pudsn's going off. People
45:49
Speaker 5: loving the Connie Jet's He's signing so many chests and
45:53
Speaker 5: all that sort of stuff. He is a celebrity.
45:58
Speaker 1: And just just stay.
46:00
Speaker 3: Just to remind too.
46:02
Speaker 5: By the way, when Punksan and Big Delly do the
46:06
Speaker 5: Yummy Boys, they'll be handing out free connies for anyone
46:10
Speaker 5: that meets it.
46:11
Speaker 1: So, by the way, if anyone is listening and doesn't
46:16
Speaker 1: know who Big Dilly is or what Yummy Boys is,
46:19
Speaker 1: Pugsan and Big Dilly aka the Hdaki Yummy Boys are
46:22
Speaker 1: going to be doing a DJ set after our live
46:24
Speaker 1: show here at the Lula, and so do come on down.
46:26
Speaker 1: Usually at this point in time we would do what's
46:29
Speaker 1: for tea news the other with me Kezy, shall we
46:31
Speaker 1: do that? Or shall we do another Connie chat? I
46:41
Speaker 1: think it's time for oh you hey, guys text here
46:44
Speaker 1: from Steve.
46:46
Speaker 3: What's with me?
46:49
Speaker 1: Kick Crass? Just think man, our show is really random. Yeah,
47:02
Speaker 1: often that entire last minute of radio makes no sense.
47:07
Speaker 3: Just on that.
47:07
Speaker 5: By the way, what no I was just going to
47:09
Speaker 5: say to Mogi because you've been away for a few days.
47:11
Speaker 5: I think I think oh Keesy has come to a
47:13
Speaker 5: few realizations on that front.
47:16
Speaker 3: Read the Monkey Pawn and he's just going to dial
47:18
Speaker 3: it back a bit o kill Yeah.
47:20
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's asked if we could support him in
47:23
Speaker 5: that later, you know, just off the here and yeah, yeah,
47:27
Speaker 5: but anyway, what.
47:28
Speaker 3: For tea with me?
47:29
Speaker 5: Keeessy yellow wheeze than monkey.
47:35
Speaker 1: We're like two minutes thirty into this break and I
47:37
Speaker 1: haven't even read a single text yet. Here's one on
47:40
Speaker 1: three four eight three good a Fleller's Shaniqua here, Shaniqua. Yeah, yes,
47:49
Speaker 1: big Shaniqua. O'Neill. I want to have some wheezy keezes
47:53
Speaker 1: for tea tonight.
47:56
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, okay, cool with a lemon test with a
47:58
Speaker 5: crack pepper, good stuff.
48:01
Speaker 1: Good a Flellers bread here, yeah bread one yeah from Snatch, okay,
48:10
Speaker 1: pan Harry from Snatch. Tonight, I'm having shapes for dinner, Chidder.
48:23
Speaker 3: You're gonna go pizza for the shapes. I prefer cheese
48:25
Speaker 3: and bacon.
48:26
Speaker 1: Cheese and bacon, a little bit of yeah cool, I
48:31
Speaker 1: like barbecue. Goodday, fellers. My wife and I are staying
48:39
Speaker 1: in Frankton tonight. My wife, so we're gonna have some
48:43
Speaker 1: have some pub grub and a few beersies. And that's from.
48:47
Speaker 3: Robert Robert de Niro, that's from Redford.
48:51
Speaker 1: It's from Robert de Niro.
48:53
Speaker 3: Robert de Niro. Yeah.
48:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, So if you're in the Frankton area, here's another
48:57
Speaker 1: text on three four eight three good a flellers How
49:00
Speaker 1: that's a Connie chair.
49:01
Speaker 8: Okay, The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
49:13
Speaker 3: Used to do the cure there on the Radio Hodiche
49:15
Speaker 3: Big Show.
49:16
Speaker 5: There's Friday Evening live from the Lula in the Viajac
49:19
Speaker 5: Table and Orphan that's going off the I'll tell you
49:22
Speaker 5: what fellows.
49:24
Speaker 3: People are warming up, that's for sure.
49:26
Speaker 5: And I think by the time we get to the
49:28
Speaker 5: Yummy Boys Sitch, she's going to be really pumping.
49:31
Speaker 3: Yeah.
49:31
Speaker 6: I'm ready for a dance, man, you know, I'm for
49:33
Speaker 6: a dance. I've heard one of those weeks where I'm
49:35
Speaker 6: just really to dance. My key is away, brother, I
49:37
Speaker 6: had you drop me on the D floor.
49:39
Speaker 3: They joy. I know you're a fan. I'll always join
49:41
Speaker 3: you on the D floor, Maggie, don't you worry about that.
49:44
Speaker 3: But right now it's time for What's on the Telly
49:50
Speaker 3: with Mike Minogue. Yeah yeah, ok, yeah.
50:13
Speaker 6: This is a hugely popular segment, isn't it. Whey Jones
50:16
Speaker 6: has taken off. I've been watching a little bit.
50:19
Speaker 3: I won't. Got to watch a little bit.
50:20
Speaker 6: While I was away, man, I went on too old
50:21
Speaker 6: Sky television there and I've been watching this rugby league
50:24
Speaker 6: show called The Ditch.
50:26
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, The Ditch. It's really bloody good.
50:29
Speaker 1: It's it's one of those ones that's kind of like Seinfeld.
50:31
Speaker 6: The first season didn't really blow up, but after the
50:33
Speaker 6: second season, I got they got rid of one of
50:35
Speaker 6: their hosts.
50:36
Speaker 3: Yeah.
50:37
Speaker 5: I heard about that just recently. Actually, that that very
50:42
Speaker 5: much what you were saying that the first season kind
50:45
Speaker 5: of was a slow burner, can I put it that way?
50:49
Speaker 5: And then they made a few changes in the second
50:51
Speaker 5: season's just.
50:52
Speaker 3: Gone a warff Adam. He's a natural in front of
50:58
Speaker 3: the cameras, isn't he.
50:59
Speaker 1: Yeah that's been canceled now that's a And for the record,
51:04
Speaker 1: the first season was excellent because Kezy was hosting it, right, Yeah,
51:09
Speaker 1: so that's what you're watching it.
51:10
Speaker 3: Yeah?
51:11
Speaker 1: I love it, man, I love I can't give you
51:12
Speaker 1: enough Bleary. Yeah, what have you been watching?
51:15
Speaker 3: What did you watch? Key? Last night?
51:19
Speaker 1: I watched the documentary okay it was It was a
51:23
Speaker 1: documentary on Vietnam. I'm looking to maybe go there over
51:27
Speaker 1: the coming year. Yeah, and it was hour and a
51:30
Speaker 1: half long. I watched fifteen minutes of it and then
51:33
Speaker 1: fell asleep. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah that's pretty good. Yeah,
51:36
Speaker 1: what have you been watching?
51:38
Speaker 5: I watched a really interesting film, My Big Lebowski.
51:42
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, My Big Yeah, the Big Lebowski.
51:47
Speaker 3: No, My big Lebowski. Oh yeah yeah I related to it. Man,
51:53
Speaker 3: What was it about? I was about?
51:56
Speaker 5: I don't know if I can say this on are
51:58
Speaker 5: you probably can't this say about a fella in his
52:02
Speaker 5: mid forties who.
52:03
Speaker 3: Was pretty well endowed. Can I put it that way?
52:07
Speaker 5: Because they are our kids present just has adventures and
52:10
Speaker 5: stuff around the place.
52:13
Speaker 3: And no, certainly I related related. How long was it?
52:17
Speaker 2: Ah?
52:17
Speaker 3: About twelve inches? Oh no you mean ah?
52:22
Speaker 1: The run time?
52:22
Speaker 3: Oh? The runtime? It was about? It was about ninety mins.
52:27
Speaker 3: I think there a Moogi ninety men waving to the end.
52:31
Speaker 3: I didn't get to the end how and he watched
52:33
Speaker 3: about eight minutes? Wait?
52:34
Speaker 1: So you didn't even wait for the climax?
52:36
Speaker 7: Oh?
52:36
Speaker 3: I know there was a climax, right?
52:40
Speaker 1: Is that the one with Don Goodman in it?
52:43
Speaker 3: Yes? Don Goodman? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.
52:46
Speaker 1: A great film. Actually, have you seen it Moogi?
52:48
Speaker 5: No?
52:49
Speaker 6: No?
52:49
Speaker 3: Actually, Kesy you and your wife should watch it tonight.
52:52
Speaker 6: Men.
52:52
Speaker 3: It's it's a bloody good movie.
52:55
Speaker 1: We'll do Jason, I was just wrote by the food
52:59
Speaker 1: fighters all that's that's fortuitous.
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Speaker 3: So good. Big Show Podcast Killers there on the radio.
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Speaker 5: Radio Hardaki Big Show at the Lula in here at
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Speaker 5: the Vada Tabora in Auckland, And if you're in the area,
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Speaker 5: by the way coming down because there's not a lot
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Speaker 5: of room, but I think we can squeeze you into
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Speaker 5: watch the First Step or the debut of the Yummy
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Speaker 5: Boys puts on and Big Dilli from Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 1: Have you got gum in your mouth?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: I can tell.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty hot. I mean when you're chewing gum man. Yeah. Sorry,
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Speaker 3: it's my nicoret it's hot. Hey, fowls.
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Speaker 6: I was just reading the news today and I found
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Speaker 6: something that I thought you might find pretty interesting.
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Speaker 1: Here.
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Speaker 6: The headlines is scientists find micro plastics and human penises
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Speaker 6: for the first time.
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Speaker 3: Okay, you heard about that.
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Speaker 6: No, I don't know if it's the first time they've looked,
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Speaker 6: but they've found it. Tiny particles, nano particles they're chasing.
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Speaker 3: Found that.
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Speaker 6: So they cut open a human penis and then they
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Speaker 6: have a little look around in there and there, and
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Speaker 6: they found some of them, their nano microplassics, in fact,
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Speaker 6: not the nano's. You want to be happy if you
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Speaker 6: volunteered for that study, would you.
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Speaker 1: Know surely the people were you know, passed on? Ah?
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Speaker 1: I think so.
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Speaker 5: Well.
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Speaker 3: It doesn't say that here.
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Speaker 6: But what it does say is seven different kinds of
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Speaker 6: microplastics were found, and four out of five samples of
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Speaker 6: human penises, right, taken from five different men. You'd want
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Speaker 6: it to take it from five different men, not five
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Speaker 6: penises from the same blow.
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Speaker 5: I'm sort of thinking, what kind of samples are we
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Speaker 5: talking here?
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Speaker 6: Mogi me the microplastics that they're a polymer fragment. You
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Speaker 6: know this, Jake's you want to be aware.
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Speaker 3: It's just that I mean what I mean.
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Speaker 5: What I mean specifically is how do you take a
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Speaker 5: sample of the penis? Do you you slice a couple
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Speaker 5: of wold?
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Speaker 3: Would you would you go?
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Speaker 6: Would you slice it like would you get the rings
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Speaker 6: like chopping up a carrot that way?
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Speaker 3: Or would you do a Julien and slice it long way?
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Speaker 3: My instinct is the Julien, though that could be a
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Speaker 3: bit bernie.
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Speaker 6: It would be really bernie. But you know what, you
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Speaker 6: get more samples, wouldn't you for your for your dollary?
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Speaker 6: Of course you could dice it.
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Speaker 5: So I'm thinking in terms of like kesy, right, he's
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Speaker 5: got he's got an over extended for E, so they
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Speaker 5: might just clip, might just.
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Speaker 1: Stick to one. I've got a button mushroom, right, I
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Speaker 1: thought that was my.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a button mushroom with a massive fury.
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Speaker 3: So they just take a little step of that, Mabe.
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Speaker 3: I'm just curious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well it is pretty interesting.
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Speaker 6: And then there it does say that for out of
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Speaker 6: the five guys used blow up dolls. I don't know
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Speaker 6: if that's related, right, Yeah, So I'm saying is just
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Speaker 6: be careful brother?
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Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry. Was this whole article and everything
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Speaker 1: just a way to stitch me up? With the keys?
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Speaker 1: He's gont a button mushroom with a mass of foury
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Speaker 1: and he uses black dog. I feel like if we're
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Speaker 1: going to stitch someone up, at least we can drag
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Speaker 1: Pugs over here and play Connie chat.
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Speaker 3: It could be related to that. It could be too
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Speaker 3: much Connie.
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Speaker 1: You actually, hey, Pugs are and Pugs Pugs could you come?
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Speaker 1: I feel like he should? Can you come and comment
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Speaker 1: on this. Please come on the show, just come on, like,
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Speaker 1: just comment on it. It's so, what's happened is they've
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Speaker 1: found microplastics inside a human penis for human.
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Speaker 11: I'm listening and I'd just like to say there is
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Speaker 11: a cocktail class.
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Speaker 5: Sit back and relax because it's time for Connie chat
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Speaker 5: with your host.
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Speaker 1: Laying on us pugs.
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Speaker 11: What have you got?
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Speaker 1: Baby?
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Speaker 11: I thought about micro.
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Speaker 3: Kind of it's about microplastic. Ah right, yeah, yeah, they
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Speaker 3: go to the show.
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Speaker 1: We've just had a text on three four ah three,
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Speaker 1: leave Hugson alone?
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Speaker 3: Oh who was that?
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Speaker 11: Seeing the bloody night and day? About you?
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Speaker 5: Just in terms of like rebbed con dumbs though, yeah,
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Speaker 5: what's the thinking behind those?
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Speaker 11: What do you mean the thinking?
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Speaker 3: Well, you know between your standy Connie and your ribbed Connie.
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Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, totally.
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Speaker 3: What do you mean? Yeah exactly?
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Speaker 1: What sorry, what do you mean by that? What is
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Speaker 1: the what are you asking?
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Speaker 3: Why are they putting the ReBs on the Oh?
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Speaker 5: Yeah? How long is this?
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Speaker 8: This hdarchy big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
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Speaker 3: Well, here you go, ladies and gentlemen, what a show
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Speaker 3: a fellows?
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Speaker 1: Tell you what you've seen flustered Jason. It's like you
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Speaker 1: just ran in from having a drry and you almost
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Speaker 1: missed the break.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I almost, mister break. No, it was it was
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Speaker 5: I was having a dirry out the front. There was
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Speaker 5: one of the punters and he wanted me to put
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Speaker 5: my cigarette out.
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Speaker 3: In his hand. Oh yeah, And I was like, nah,
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Speaker 3: do I want to put my cigarette out on your hand?
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Speaker 10: Man?
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Speaker 3: That would you know? That's not cool? Yeah. He grabbed
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Speaker 3: it anyway and just crushed it in his hands. Oh
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Speaker 3: stack bone. He is a massive backbone. Yeah. Hey, hey magie,
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Speaker 3: what's your plans tonight?
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Speaker 10: Mate?
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Speaker 7: Oh?
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Speaker 1: Great question.
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Speaker 3: Mana.
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Speaker 6: We're down here at Lula Lola Lula Lela in Yeah,
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Speaker 6: I'm here on the viaduct and orband then dare I'm
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Speaker 6: absolutely fizzing at the bone because about half an hour give.
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Speaker 3: Will take, Yeah, I think so.
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Speaker 6: Meant the very first gig for the Yummy Boys, consisting
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Speaker 6: of Big Billy and Connie Connie Pugs Arn, it's going
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Speaker 6: to be kicking off down here, and I for one
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Speaker 6: just cannot wait.
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Speaker 3: It's going to be a lot of d's on the
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Speaker 3: dance for it. Did you bring your dancing shoes?
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Speaker 1: Magie, I take my shoes off, Yeah, I take my shoes.
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Speaker 3: Did you bring your hot pants? Moogi? Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's sweet ass Keezy. You've got that sleepy deli eyed look.
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Speaker 3: So I don't even feel like I need to ask
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Speaker 3: you what you're going to be doing for the rest
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Speaker 3: of the night.
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Speaker 1: What do you think I'm going to do?
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Speaker 3: I'm just looking at probably a few beersies.
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Speaker 1: Well yeah, oh sorry, responsibly?
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, responsibly yeah, responsibly obviously.
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Speaker 3: Well, good shit man.
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Speaker 1: To be honest, Jase, I am excited for the debut
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Speaker 1: of the Hduky Yummy Boys, Big Dilly and Pugson on
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Speaker 1: the decks here at the Lula and do come down,
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Speaker 1: to be honest, it's the highlight of the Big Bender
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Speaker 1: thanks to Big Ben Pies by the way, for one
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Speaker 1: hell of a day, yeah man. And if you don't
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Speaker 1: know what the h Daky Yummy Boys are about, it's
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Speaker 1: basically Pugsart Big Dilly playing electronic music mixed in between
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Speaker 1: each song, Pugs does Connie Chat yeah yeah, and so
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Speaker 1: it's basically like an hour it's like a Ted Talk
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Speaker 1: on Connie's and also music. So it's revolutionary stuff and.
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Speaker 5: Just quietly I've heard a rumor that Old Pugsan's going
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Speaker 5: to break out us a little comedy routine too.
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Speaker 3: He's going to do a ten minute sex the interval
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Speaker 3: and believe you me, it's good.
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Speaker 1: It's so good, so good.
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Speaker 5: No, but we do want to thank Big Ben Pies
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Speaker 5: for making this all possible for us.
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Speaker 3: It's been it's been an awesome day. We've really enjoyed it.
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Speaker 5: Thanks to the Lula in for having us, Thanks for
1:00:18
Speaker 5: you good Barsons for coming down and saying gooday from
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Speaker 5: the Big Show team, have a great dance with Old
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Speaker 5: Pugshan and Big Dilli, have a great Friday night. Thanks
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Speaker 5: for listening, and we'll be back same time, same place, Monday.
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Speaker 3: Bye.