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The Worst Pain We've Ever Felt · Podcast - Big 98.7

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I know Amanda Stills the seat Whip see brought to you by JDP Electric.
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Well, we told you yesterday, Jana Kramer said, Travis Kelsey is always
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drunk in a bad influence on Taylor Swift. That was kind of the highlight
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of her her statement in her podcast that is bad if you hear her say
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it, but just on paper, it's like pretty accusatory. Oh hear yeah.
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Travis responded basically by saying, I'm taken back by the comments because I
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don't even know who she is, and I kind of don't believe that.
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I kind you don't believe that Travis Kelce, I feel like he knows Janet
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Kramer. I think he think sees he takes me for a one Tree Hill
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guy. What is he a thirty five year old dude, Like, of
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course he knows who Janna Cram. That's how. That's how. As soon
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as I heard that, I went, dude, come on now, now
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you're just trying to act like I'm Taylor Swift's boyfriend. I'm way above everybody
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else, because I bet a year and a half ago you would have went
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out with Jana Kramer. To be completely honest with you, I mean let's
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be honest. We're just like, okay, are you saying jan just on
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paper? If you just showed me a photo, if you were going photos,
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I could see that. But then you go track record and stuff.
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Well of course he's gimme Taylor Swift. I'm just saying, all right.
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Anyway, He does go on to say that she was probably doing it to
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get attention for her podcast. I'm like, is this the Battle of the
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podcast? Like, go on now, guysidding, But speaking of that,
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the Kelsey Brothers yesterday, and I really like Jason, I really do.
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They were talking about the Tom Brady roast boys. I'm just not here for
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this. I just do not get the rose. I don't understand why people
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do them because it's comedy is good. First of all, just shut up,
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Just shut up, Travis. This comedy anyway? Over that, okay,
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Sorry from the top. I just do not get the rose. I
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don't understand why people do them because it's comedy is good. That being said,
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I really don't get it. I don't get why people do roast I
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don't get why they're saying ha ha, yeah, my family's ruined. It's
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so funny. Everyone's laughing it's great, right, Please know I laugh at
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all these jokes. They're fucking great. Tom was a good sport about it,
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knowing that he was taking an aggressive straight hey boys, and you know
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I love these boys. I know. It just makes you think like maybe
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he does belong with Jana Kramer. Meanwhile, his girlfriend just releases like thirty
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one song poem and here he is, by the way, speaking of that,
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Rose Nicki Glazer has been catching some heat over her comments that she made
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about Giselle. Again, it was supposed to all be funny, she said.
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I'm not taking any of it back, but I do apologize to Gizelle.
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If I ever run into her, I'll say I'm sorry. I'm sure
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she'll be very happy to hear that. There's been some rumors too that this
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roast could get Giselle to move to Brazil. I don't see that because they're
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still co parenting and raising kids. That feels really extreme, it does.
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How old are those kids? I think the oldest because it's with Bridget Monaham
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and I want to say maybe just around my graduation something like that. And
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I feel like the youngest is probably like eleven, really spitball in hair,
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hang out not quite moving to Brazil age anyway, No, no, I
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don't think so. I heard it still lovely. Tom Brady's good's age sixteen
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is the oldest. I didn't care that much. Oh okay, just like
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if you knew, great, But I don't need this all right. I
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was really just trying to get you some information. Thank you. I know
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you're going to sleep tonight knowing not knowing the Tom Brady you know, like
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I could ballpark it. You know, I've figured it was between ten and
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seventeen. That was my guess what month did you say they were born?
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I think this share birthday with you, Pike. The virgo's perfect. I
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mean, you feel bad because she's not the one who signed up for the
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roast, correct, but you just gotta kind of brush it off. I
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know easier said than that. I'd probably be in shambles right now if I'd
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been roasted, and Pike, you were just telling me about it a couple
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of days ago. Baby Reindeer on Netflix. It's a hit show right now,
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and the woman who was doing the stocking, her name is Martha,
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is actually firing back. So she's sitting down with Piers Morgan to tell her
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side of the story. She's saying, quote, it's a bunch of rubbish.
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So the guy who's in the film is actually the guy who is telling
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the story. He went through everything. Yeah, the mini series on on
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Netflix. But yeah, so it's a true story. This guy, the
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actor Josh Gadd, had gone through where he was being stalked. He's a
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struggling comedian and then he at one point is being abused or sexually abused by
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a writer. And that's allegedly a true story. And so yeah, this
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woman, it'll be interesting to hear what she says. If she's anything like
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the character that's the portrayal of her, it should be interesting. Well,
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she is saying she's considering legal action. She says she doesn't have the money,
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but I'm perfectly capable of being the lawyer that I am and I can
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represent myself. Very eerie because again I'm not all the way through it yet.
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So I'm to a place right now where she scares me. And so
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now to see her sit down with Piers Morgan and she looks identical to this
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actress to some degree, Yeah, it was like, oh oh boy,
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nailed it. Interesting unsettling to say the least, How many times do people
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threaten legal action for like libel or whatever. Defamation of care never goes anywhere.
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Have you ever heard of anybody winning that case or just threatening legal actions?
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Well there was this guy named Johnny Depp who he okay, one,
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there's one in the morning, big nutty eight point seven. You want a
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spect a thing when you hear that telephone room? By spread what's like to
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never this lesson? By spread the sun? He wants by bike springs time.
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And of course you know, in honor of Mother's Day, we've been
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doing this little thing here. Oh it's a big thing with Mother's Day coming
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up on Sunday. It's called the Supermum Hotland. Thank you Meta. Yes,
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And of course I wanted to kill two birds with one stone. Some
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people might call that lazy me. I call it creativity, creative and just
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a resourceful And so we're gonna call the winner of our Super Mama Hotline right
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now. Are you ready? Hello? Is this Lincoln Elementary? Yes,
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this is Calie Gardner. Callie Gardner. My gosh, good morning, it's
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piking to Mandy in the morning. Hello, good morning. How are you
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guys doing good? Really good? Really good? How are you. I'm
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doing pretty good. Well, thank you. I know this is weird that
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a local, popular, local morning radio show would call you, but we
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had something very special we wanted to kind of surprise you with, so CALLI
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in honor Mother's Day being Sunday, We've done this thing called the Super Mom
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Hotline, where we've invited people to call in and leave voicemails telling us why
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their mom is a super mom. Okay, and we got a really interesting
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one from somebody you might recognize. Okay, do you got a second?
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Can I play it for you? Yep? Please do? All right,
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here we go, Hi, it's a list. I just wanted to tell
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you about my mom. She's the best mom, shoot a flute supermom,
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and she is a teacher, and she raised me and my siblings, and
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she always gave us milk and cookies. We were always fed. And I
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just wanted to honor her on Mother's Day. And I love the show.
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I think you guys were great and almost as great as my mom, which
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is why I'm calling the Super Mama Hotline. Thank you guys. Ah,
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how sweet is that? That was so sweet? Now that was your daughter?
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No, that was not my nast Oh it wasn't. No, it
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sounded like you is that like a grown nan trying to be your daughter?
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What an odd thing to do? All right, cal okay, let me
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try again. Okay, because we do this thing called Pike's prank, and
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I thought I would do two things at once, and it really was still
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really felt fell flat. Uh, I go to try to make mothers about
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you, Pike. All right, let's pay it here. Let me try
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this one here. I got another voicemail. It went like this just is
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really the most superman because she is a teacher and meaning she has the mom
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all the other kids, and she has a little toddler as well as a
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teenager. She's really just doing the most that she can and I love her
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for it. She always knows where everything is in our house like something,
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she'll be able to know where it is, and she's really just the best.
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Crying How about that one? Did that sound familiar? That sounds very
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familiar of her. Oh and you're a second grade teacher, I am.
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I have kids coming in an eight minutes, so they're going to get me
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crying. Oh gosh. Well, we wanted to give you a call really
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quick and just let you know that your daughter is amazing, you raised a
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good one, and you won an awesome prize pack. You're going to get
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one hundred and twenty nine dollars gift card for a signature facial over to Advanced
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Medspot, a huge bouquet of followers from Classic Floral with a one hundred dollars
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gift card, and also one hundred dollars gift card to TLC Cleaning. Oh
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my god, that's amazing, Callie. It sounds like you are an amazing
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mom and you've raised a wonderful daughter, and so we just wanted to honor
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you. And it sounds like you know, you've got it all. You
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you know where everything is in the house, which is my favorite, a
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great mom quality to have. She didn't mention anything about the milk and cookies
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though from the first one. No, that was so strange. I was
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waiting for, Oh, thank you, Callie. We appreciate you. Thank
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you, guys, I appreciate you. Take in a minute in the morning.
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It's been a painful week. I was in the hospital just the other
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day for a stomach issue. Turned out to be I was full of Bowie
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Easy Easy, easy on that I was in the hospital. I it's hospitalized.
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You literally went to the walking in clinic. I took an ambulance to
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the walk in clinic. You took your knees. I drove with urgency to
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the walking clinic because you had to tell where I had to be x rayed.
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You know, the fear, you know what I was going through my
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head as I was getting x rayed, Amanda, that's a serious procedure,
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trust me, I know. And when the doctor sat me down and said,
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I want you to look at this picture here. You see that there
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and she pointed there was a mass, I'm like, oh no, she
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said, that is a bunch of stool. She said, you gotta go
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get some laxatives. And that's it. I know. I'm happy to be
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healthy and although we're still waiting for that big movement, so I'll keep you
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all posted. But did you know, Amanda, that one in three Americans
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are living in constant pain? That fine blowing to me because there are certain
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things eggs, pains, that people live with forever and you just like that's
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just the way it's supposed to be, or I'm fine with that. You
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really you have to you have to appreciate the moments where you don't feel pain
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like currently managed are feeling any pain? No, I'm actually feeling real good.
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Sometimes my lower back I have kind of a Actually I didn't realize it
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until last year when I had my appendix taken out when they went in for
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an X ray, that like, my lower back is bone to bone and
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so it's just yeah, it's really, what are you supposed to have?
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Not good? Some bone marrow I believe is in there, like they're supposed
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to be cartilage or something, and it's just like just laying on, laying
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on there after a couple of kidsikes, So that'll hit every once in a
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while. But ever part you and I feel great, Meaning the next person
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to walk in this door is going to be living in pain, constant pain.
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They say that the most common pain people feel are not on loving guys
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in the neck. Believe it or not. No neck was number two?
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Did you get it though, pain in the neck. You're being a pain
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in the neck? I guess. I mean I hear pain in the bleep
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more often than I hear pain in suppose there, but that that body part
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did not make the list. Legs, however, did number one pain people
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feel? Just a random leg pain? Soort legs is one thing. Neck,
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shoulders top three? What would you say? Let me ask you this
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as a lady. I have a feeling. I know what you're gonna say.
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What's the worst pain you've ever felt? Of course, I think you're
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probably thinking when I gave birth right, That's what I'm thinking. No,
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I had an epidural and honestly, wasn't painful. I was one of the
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lucky ones that that process was easy, pasy. Really. I think the
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most pain that I had, to be completely honest with you, with you
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wish wish, wish you is ah. I think it was my appendix,
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how about you? Oh, I mean yes, back in the wrestling day.
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No, I did break my arm in ailment in wrestling in fifth grade.
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I remember being in such excruciating pain and like sitting in the emergency room
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at I probably merit care at the time. You know, I've never broke
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anything. It's horrible in my arm like looking it wasn't like a hairline fracture.
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Some people like, oh I broke my toe, was it one of
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the girls, like you see a storing injury. It's just like, okay,
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it wasn't a compound fracture. Like the bone wasn't sticking out of the
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arm, but it was pretty messed up, like my forum was broken in
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half, and it was so painful. And meanwhile, we're sitting in the
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er and you have you know, it's a full er at night, and
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I'm watching people who like I don't know, have a runny nose get in
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before me, Like are you serious unless I see something sticking out of somebody's
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body, Like let's get me. Let's get the sobbing ten year old into
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the room. So that was very painful. Otherwise, like I think,
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toothpain has got to be the worst. You're not wrong. I bet that's
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up there. That's probably I forgot about my wisdom teeth. That was.
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That was hell. I mean called the socket, dry socket, ice socket,
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Oh gosh, hop socket. I had the surgery and they were doing
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a root canal and so you hear like root canal growing up and it's like,
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I don't know, is that hurd or what. Well, they gave
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me nova cane and they gave me the most like one shot of novacane,
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which hurts in itself, like going into your mouth, just a sensation.
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Yeah. Anyway, so they start drilling away and it's obviously not working because
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I'm like crying in pain. Did you have laughing gas on top of it?
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No, So they stopped. They had to give me another injection.
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They start drilling again. I start crying again, like literally the worst paint
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ever. They gave me the most amount of novacaine they can give you before.
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After that, it's just like, okay, well, we're just gonna
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have to do it. I was clenching so hard as they were just drilling
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away at this tooth. Probably the worst pain I felt, Okay. Number
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two would probably be Packers losing to the Seahawks in twenty twelve. Is that
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when you punched it. I didn't punch the TV. It was just the
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worst day anyway. That's the worst, PA. Just so you know on
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the record, you're the one who brought up the garbage packers in this conversation.
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Okay, what I'm just saying, you're done. I hope you have
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a root canount today. And that's what. Now here's what you need to
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know. Interesting, just days after Miss USA resigned yesterday, miss Team USA
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called it quick, called it quit. What do you go Ford? Who?
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Now? I remember Miss USA quitting? But now it's suspicious that the
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teen USA quit right, So on Monday, when Miss USA stepped down,
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she referred to mental health and self care in her statement. Will yesterday,
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miss TENUSA called quit, saying that her personal value is no longer fully aligned
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with the direction of the organization. Of course, all very odd, and
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nobody really paid attention to last Friday when Miss USA is social media director,
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quit like okay, right, no right. The reason behind it though,
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this is pretty telling, she said. I feel the way the current management
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speaks about their title holders aka Miss USA and Miss teen USA is unprofessional and
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inappropriate. I just avow workplace toxicity and bullying of any kind. So there's
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some stuff going on behind the scenes. A bill designed to protect ticket buyers
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in Minnesota is now law. Governor Waltz signed the Ticket Transparency Bill. The
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Taylor Swift Bill requires ticket sellers to give the full price for each ticket before
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the purchase, including all the fees. By the way, listen to the
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Taylor Swift kicking off her arras tour tonight in France, so she's gonna be
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there till May twelfth, and people in France are saying that they're having more
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people come to this from America than they are for the Olympics. I mean
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that just goes to show. It's like Taylor is just what can you say
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this point? There's just so many yeah, so many crazy stats with that
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tour. But would you rather go to Olympic to Paris? For it's in
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Paris? Right? Is that where she's playing? I couldn't name another French
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city. Would you rather go for the Olympics or for the Aras tour?
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Or give me a third option? The Eiffel Tower. So the Eiffel Tower,
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that would be. That would be the reasoning I feel I could be
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underwhelming. I mean I've been to Vegas. They got one right there on
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the strip's got to be there's no it's gotta be just a that'd be a
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long airline flight. That's where That's what gets me is the flights around.
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Have you ever been to Europe? No, the furthest I've ever gone is
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the Dominican Republican. That was a four hour flight. That long flight.
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Well, I'll let you know. We're going to Italy and August, so
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that'll be a good eight nine something hours. Did you when you booked it?
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Did you get one of those pods? Or are you just sitting in
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Yeah, man, I'm a gazillion are and so of course we booked the
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pod just out of curiosity. I don't know how with the flight situation.
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I for life, Baby, Listen. You can make fun of me for
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being short all you want, but when it comes time to cram into an
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airline, fine way, We've got a part. We got it. Ain't
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so bad, now, is it, Daddy Longlegs? Yeah, Yeah.
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Disney and Warner Brothers, Discovery they just announced they're doing a triple play bundle,
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so they already have Disney Plus and Hulu wrapped into one big package.
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Now they're throwing Max in. They have not given a price on it,
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but they are saying it's going to happen here in the summer, all right.
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I like the more, the more bundling, the better. It makes
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me feel like I'm not spending as much. For some reason. It's like
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that, oh, I'm getting all four of those for five hundred dollars,
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super. I know that's how they trick you, because they think you're getting
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a deal. But it's like, well, would I have got Max if
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it wasn't part of the Dumble Pro? Probably not, because I just canceled
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Max because I joined Peacock and it's I mean, they are just getting us.
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They really got us, you know. You know, here's what happened
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to us. We just got a different phone plan because you know, we
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were on this like grandfathered phone plan which was apparently expensive, so they got
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us to this current one, which is much cheaper. But the grandfather account
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we were on had HBO Max included. This one doesn't. So it's like
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a little give and take. There got it. And the t Wolves,
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you know, the hottest team of the world right now you can watch on
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Max. So I had to subscribe again just so I could watch the Wolves
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games. Do you guys have Hulu? Yeah? Yeah, Family Guys on
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Hulu, so gonna need that Family Guy. Yeah. I have Netflix only
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for Seinfeld and I have Family Guy or Hulu for Family Guys. This really
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speaks volumes. I am a thirty three year old man. What do you
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want me to do? I grew up with Chris Peter in The Gang.
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King of the Hill it's on there too, They're making new episodes. I
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love King of the Hi Simpsons. Are we just naming the greatest animated shows
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of all time? If you got the Big Three. Any questions about South
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Park? I wish that was that was my next one? That was my
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next one. Wipe and Amanda in the morning on sage seven. You know
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how you text says a lot about you, specifically your age. So I
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want you to think about grabb your phone. Think about if you were to
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fire off a text right now, how you do it means a lot.
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A viral TikTok explains this phenomenon. Oh gosh, it's got me good.
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Specifically, Texters who can type fast and accurately using one hand probably belong to
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what generation gen Z gen Z you got it. I mean they're the experts,
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right, But there was a time, I will say for US millennials
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parts when like you know, no Kia phones were thinking blackberries, when T
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nine word was a thing. I don't know if anybody's ever been able to
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construct a paragraph quicker without looking than me. I mean, you could like
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one hand behind your bad wipe, so mine is super fast. That's funny
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you say that, Amanda, because those who swipe text most likely are a
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millennial born between nineteen eighty one and nineteen ninety six. I've never swiped to
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me, it's ridiculous. Oh I love it. I mean, I guess
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I haven't done it, so I can't really speak on it. But it
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just seems silly. It just seems say, it's so easy. Then you
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got the people who are using both thumbs. That is so painful to watch.
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It is horrible, but it's not as bad as the final one.
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Here both thumb texting belongs to most likely a millennial or a zoomer. And
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then you got the people who use a thumb and the index finger. And
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now you can imagine somebody doing this basically holding a phone with one hand,
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point her finger on the other hand, oh like ready to strike, and
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likely a set of readers on yep, and looking at the phone like you
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know, it's a foreign language. Gat I'm thinking of my mom, and
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then just using their pointer fingers just like pounding the keys. That's my my
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Grandma Serrano. And it's the emojis that are just so good that she will
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send off. There's like a Grandma emoji. She'll go love and then she'll
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put the Grandma emoji. It is so good. I call that the the
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boomer urge, or like the gen x urge to select the emoji because like,
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let's say you're on an iPhone and if I type the word a potato,
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it's gonna suggest the potato emoji O G. Yeah, and so they
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just cannot resist the urge to select that. And the funniest part is when
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they're like angry typing or you see it on Facebook or something. But even
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then, even though they're typing like a really angry argument or something, they
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still select the emoji. Yeah. So my grandma was talking about her foot
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here, so there's a little foot emoji. It's just it's adorable. I
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absolutely love it. I just love that they're in that, when they're in
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that generation of one aid to text, like for me being able to send
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them pictures and they can see them so they don't have to wait for my
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dad or somebody to come over and be like, can you pull up that
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JB? What is that thing called that? That Facebook? Yeah? I
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can see. It is nice when you see like an older person like really
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embracing it because like it's incredible what you know technology can do. Totally.
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You got the ones that are like, oh, it's stupid, as we're
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ruining the world, which is probably true. However, the fact that you
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can FaceTime with your grandchild. That's pretty cool. That is truly the most
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amazing. I mean we talked about COVID and all the different things. It's
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like there was one huge thing that came of that face timing was in zooming
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and all of that I think is great. But then also like sports and
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stuff like now you can YouTube different sports in different places. We used to
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not be able to do that at all. Remember you ever attend a live
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stream wedding during twenty twenty A couple of them, actually, I know,
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and I think I had a couple baby showers. It was so stupid though.
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I remember going into one only because I thought there would be a way
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for them to see who actually showed up. I'm like, well I got
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at least log in. I'm not going to watch this thing. You didn't,
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No windy live stream in a park, you can't see, you can't
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hear, And then you got everybody else in the zoom or whatever. You
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know, they can't turn their mics off, so you got that nightmare going
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up. That's the one that is a struggle just in general when people.
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I was just on one the other day. It's like I can't get my
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camera to work. I can't do this. It's like, oh boy,
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just a disaster. We've been having it for a few years. We gotta
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get it down like it a minute in the morning on Big Nutty eight point
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seven. You know your wedding day in the biz A man, I'm djaying
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weddings now. It's every wedding. It's the super Bowl, you know what
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I mean. You get one shot every detail. Well you might get a
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read go for the one shot, but you know, for that wedding anyway,
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you get the one one shot at it. And so everything has to
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go right, and anytime something goes wrong, it's brutal because it's like it's
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not like, let's do it again from the top. Start the ceremony over.
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So this bride is going viral because at her ceremony, beautiful wedding out
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in Oklahoma, Okay, sort of a countryside wedding. The video shows the
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bride having her moment walking down the aisle. Oh that is that's one of
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my favorite fun fact. Yeah, one of my favorite moments is when the
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bride is walking down. But do you know what I like to do?
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This is wild look at the groom, like the look on the groom's face
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when the bride is walking down the aisle is just it's that moment's powerful.
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Yeah, you know, then you got like the dad ye bringing his daughter
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to Honestly, I get a litle teary eyed myself. However, this bride,
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her name is Mystique. She's walking down the aisle, Dad's holding her
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arm emotional. When the camera pans off into the distance. I mentioned it
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was sort of a countryside wedding. There's a field by a lake nearby,
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and there appears to be maybe a cow. Upon further review, it's not
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big enough to be a cow, kind of looks like a cat, but
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too big to be a cat. Literally in the distance there is a woman
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dressed as a cat, behaving like a cat, walking around on all fours.
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You've maybe seen videos of people who do this what like a furry either
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what you would call a theory, in which is a person who identifies as
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a non human animal and engages in behaviors associated with their animal identity. In
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this case, a woman identifies as a cat. She like, yeahow,
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like making all these weird noises like hissing and can you hear the I know
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this sounds of cat very good. Are they Are they able to hear this
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person or just see this. It's just seeing it, but you know everybody's
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looking at it. Of course, it was like, what the heck is
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that this is distracting, so distracting, and so it just essentially ruined it
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because now, you know, years from now, when everybody looks back at
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Mystique's wedding, they're not going to talk about how amazing she like walking out
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of the aisle. I could talk about the weird old cat lady that's parading
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meow and around in the field next door. And my uh, at my
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first wedding, everybody's still talking about my cousin who was wearing the peach dress
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that you could see through. It was very skin tone, and I was
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there. It's all that's all people talk about. I don't know what you
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serve for food? Did you have a DJ? I have no idea.
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Did you actually get married? I mean that is genuinely what was like.
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It was just a distraction. Yeah, we had you know, we got
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married at a golf course, and so the ceremony took place right by the
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eighteenth green at the golf course. So and so me and my whole bridal
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party. My groomsmen, all golfers are basically like throughout the whole ceremony,
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like one eye on the green watching the guy's putt and chip, watching the
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you know, approach shots come in. When I watched my wife, imagine
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if you guys had somebody who coming up on eighteen got a hole in one
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like Amanda, it was a long part for it that was not gonna happen.
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But if somebody holed out from like one hundred and fifty, can you
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imagine we're going to stop the ceremony. We're going nuts like it, Amnuda
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in the morning on big not to me. Like, there's a lot of
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people out there, millennials specifically I'm looking at you, that their pet,
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specifically their dog has sort of become their identity, right, I mean a
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lot of people just love their dogs and the dog life, which is fine.
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Of course, when I was single and only had a dog and didn't
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have kids, Yeah, I mean I was the girl who was having like
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birthday parties for my dog kind which is odd, right, hey do you
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but now people do her birthday apparently you know you didn't. You didn't put
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a dog and I just got her a cake, and it was just like
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her and I. Pet owners though, Millennials apparently they have very specific preferences
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though when it comes to the vets that they take their dogs to. Oh
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yeah yeah. It turns out that the preferences of a millennial include having curated
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animal art on the walls. You can't just go to any vet. You
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gotta have a vet that has some animal art. Think about the vet you
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go to. It doesn't check all these boxes. Yes they have yes,
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neutral colors and everything too off in there, comfortable couches, jars of treats,
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plants, and the kicker here Millennials after all, free cold brew?
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What the top it all off? You need to be able to do everything
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on an app Also, who had That's the perfect veterinarian office for a millennial.
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Otherwise they don't want anything to do with Who even thinks about that?
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If you can get me in, I need to go to the vet,
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and you're taking care of my dog, That's all I care about. Is
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it really crazy now because I hear stories of people trying to get into the
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vet. Is it like really hard to get an appointment? Yeah, it's
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kind of like sometimes with the dentist. I mean there's certain things. I
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mean, people are just super busy. Yeah, yeah, I mean Millennials
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apparently make up the largest section of pet owners in the country. Eighty six
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point nine million households have a pet. And thank you for all these facts.
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At A lot of them, you know, you forget a lot of
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these were thanks to the pet boom of twenty twenty. Oh yes, pandemic
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pets. Yeah, which is a whole thing on its own, because then
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you got people who, oh, let's get a dog, that'll be fun.
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Then let's get rid of the dog now that we can leave the house.
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It drives me crazy when you see stuff like that. Have you seen
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an I've heard about it, but have you seen an actual case of that
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happening. I do have a couple that I know that got a dog and
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got rid of it right away after it was just like no, like the
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husband and wife were not one hundred percent like don't you on the same page,
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And then they had kids and everything, and then the dad won and
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was like, no, we're not We're not keeping the dog. I mean,
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oh my gosh. I think there probably are valid reasons, but you
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see those like Facebook posts where people are like this cuddly little guy is looking
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for a new home. Yeah, And I just want to be like why
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why why is the cuddly guy looking for a new home. Sometimes either like
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temperaments and stuff like that change if you maybe you decide to have a family
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and then the dog doesn't get along with the baby, or when the dog's
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like, hey I was here first. Where's the Facebook post rehoming this baby.