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Who Is Your Choppleganger? | Thursday 01.15.26 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 3: I guess.
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  Speaker 2: We are going to start today with something we have
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  Speaker 2: not done in just a little while, and.
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  Speaker 4: That is.
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  Speaker 1: Total side note. I just saw that. I think CBS
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  Speaker 1: said they we're going to have that reboot. I was
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  Speaker 1: just about late this year.
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  Speaker 2: Really, the last thing I saw was that there was
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  Speaker 2: it was a dead show and it didn't have any hope.
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  Speaker 2: So that's good news, thank you, Trey.
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  Speaker 3: The pilot didn't get picked up because they had changed
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  Speaker 3: it to where it was a girl that was, But
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  Speaker 3: now they've gone back to the original format and looks
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  Speaker 3: like it's happening.
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  Speaker 2: All right, brown girl, No, is it a white guy? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: there you go, Hollywood back in back in traditional form. No,
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  Speaker 2: So that's unrelated to the story I'm going to share
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  Speaker 2: with you, and you have to guess about whether or
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  Speaker 2: not you believe it. But believe it or not coming back,
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  Speaker 2: I think the time is right for it. It was
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  Speaker 2: it was a fun show back in the day. It
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  Speaker 2: can be a fun show today, especially with all the
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  Speaker 2: superhero stuff you can make fun of, which is what
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  Speaker 2: the whole point of the show was in the first place.
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  Speaker 2: So yay, good news. All right, believe it or not,
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  Speaker 2: science has finally proved that girl farts are worse than guys.
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  Speaker 2: Do you believe it or not? Trey, We'll start with you, Uh,
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  Speaker 2: don't believe it? Okay, Jerry, do you believe it or
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  Speaker 2: not believe it? Believe it? And Raj do you believe
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  Speaker 2: that girl farts are worse than men according to science? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: I'll go with.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Trey, you are wrong. According to science, women's farts
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  Speaker 2: really do tend to smell worse than men's, and there's
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  Speaker 2: a reason behind it. According to research, women's farts contain
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  Speaker 2: higher concentrations of hydrogen sulfide and superiority complex. The superiority
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  Speaker 2: thing was my.
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  Speaker 1: Addition that was, where was this research done?
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  Speaker 2: I haven't gotten to that yet.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Stuck on the headline, science proves girl farts are worse,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, yes, it is. This is a classic case
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  Speaker 2: of confirmation bias. I have long since believed that girl
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  Speaker 2: farts are way worse than men's and science has now
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  Speaker 2: proven it, and I saw a headline that backed it up,
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  Speaker 2: So I'm going to stay with that. I'll try to
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  Speaker 2: give you a little more info here. According to research,
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  Speaker 2: women's flatulence contains higher concentrations of hydrogen sulfide. The sulfur
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  Speaker 2: based compound behind the classic rotten egg smell, which makes
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  Speaker 2: it smell stronger even if they pass gas less often
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  Speaker 2: than dudes. But here's the twist. That smell of your
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  Speaker 2: gas might not be all bad. Oh god, seriously, they
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  Speaker 2: get to be right even when they fart. This isn't right.
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  Speaker 2: Small amounts of hydrogen sulfide have been linked in studies
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  Speaker 2: to potential brain protective effects, including helping nerve cells communicate
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  Speaker 2: and possibly reducing risks associated with aging and Alzheimer's. Oh god,
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  Speaker 2: no one showed my wife this story, because if this
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  Speaker 2: is true, that means the more she farts, the more
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  Speaker 2: I remember, and we can't have that. Well, that also
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  Speaker 2: justifies us for all those times we gave them Dutch evans. Well,
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  Speaker 2: see the difference there is. We're doing it just to
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  Speaker 2: be funny or crude. Now if they start doing it's
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  Speaker 2: because they're trying to change us and make us better.
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  Speaker 2: So we've just given them another way to do that.
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  Speaker 2: This is actually bad news. I now hate this story.
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  Speaker 3: It prevents them from getting Alzheimer's, not us, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Small amounts of hydrogen sulfide LinkedIn studies to potential brain
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  Speaker 2: protective effects, including helping nerve cells communicate and possibly reducing
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  Speaker 2: risk associated with aging and Alzheimer's. It doesn't specify there
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  Speaker 2: if it's your own gas or if taking in somebody
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  Speaker 2: else's does it or does it even matter? I mean
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  Speaker 2: gas is gas, right, well it is. But there is
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  Speaker 2: definitely a difference between smelling your own fart and somebody
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  Speaker 2: else's because I'm pretty sure I've seen this somewhere that
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  Speaker 2: science has also proven that the smell of your own
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  Speaker 2: farts is not bad to you. It's not as bad
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  Speaker 2: to you as it is compared to somebody else's because
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  Speaker 2: it's your smell and for some reason, you don't mind
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  Speaker 2: it as much. But if it's somebody else, you're like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, what is that.
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  Speaker 3: I've I've I've I've farted before, like I shouldn't be alive,
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  Speaker 3: Like it's this is terrible. Uh yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't happen often, but there have been a couple
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  Speaker 2: of times where I've also let one go and thought,
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  Speaker 2: oh god, what what if I been eating? Like it's
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  Speaker 2: a it's a frightening thing when you fart and it
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  Speaker 2: actually smells like somebody else. It's like, that's not someone
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  Speaker 2: like just sneak in here like that that doesn't smell
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  Speaker 2: like one of mine. You stret looking around because they're
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  Speaker 2: an intruder, and that's when you know you're like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: something needs to change. I need to go to the doctor,
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  Speaker 2: need to change my diet. Something doesn't happen often, but
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  Speaker 2: when it does, it is kind of alarming. As you
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  Speaker 2: just pointed out, right, yeah, I've had one more or
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I need to go to the hospital.
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  Speaker 3: There's something dead inside me.
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  Speaker 2: What just happened. I don't need to know now if
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  Speaker 2: there's a if there's an easier way to get it
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  Speaker 2: out of me than it bursting through my chest. Also,
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  Speaker 2: I need to stop eating cabbage like that. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: so yeah, so I don't. I don't technically know if
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  Speaker 2: if the girl smoke, if if that makes her brain
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  Speaker 2: protected from Alzheimer's, or if she's just every time she
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  Speaker 2: lets one go protecting everyone that inhales it. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know that part.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you make it sound like if if it
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  Speaker 1: was protecting you, that you would all of a sudden
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  Speaker 1: be able to remember your birth.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I guess it depends on the fart.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, well, you you don't you Uhara
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  Speaker 1: in a good light in this one.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they do say with great power, it comes great responsibility.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you could freak out a lot of people
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  Speaker 2: if you just start crop dusting everyone you come across
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  Speaker 2: and they all all of a sudden remember their birth.
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  Speaker 2: That would be traumatic and hysterical. If you're the one doing.
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  Speaker 3: It, you're going to turn into rain Man. At one point.
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  Speaker 3: You're just gonna start counting cards in Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: Like if I'm around someone that a female that farts
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  Speaker 2: enough and I've got an identic memory, or if you'll
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  Speaker 2: ever get enough of them together and you inhale it,
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  Speaker 2: then you can play out your own version of Back
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  Speaker 2: to the Future too where you're biff. I think there's
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  Speaker 2: a category on Pornhub by the way, spelling parts. Yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure of course it is.
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  Speaker 2: girl farts are worse than ours. We have a new
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  Speaker 2: word alert I believe this one is attributed to Jin Alpha.
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  Speaker 1: No Boy.
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  Speaker 2: Teens have officially found a new way to throw shade,
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  Speaker 2: and parents are actually kind of loving how funny it is.
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  Speaker 2: The new word is chopel ganger. This is the latest
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  Speaker 2: slang taking over middle school classrooms. But what does it mean?
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  Speaker 2: Does anyone know? Right now? Do you know it yet? No?
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  Speaker 3: I know actual words?
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  Speaker 2: Man if I may, I would like to take this
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  Speaker 2: opportunity to quote Thor in Avengers Infinity War when he
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  Speaker 2: said all words are made up. It really is one
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  Speaker 2: of the most brilliant lines in cinema history, and it
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  Speaker 2: was sort of a throwaway in the middle of that
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  Speaker 2: epic saga. And it really was Thors on the spaceship
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  Speaker 2: with the Guardians of the Galaxy and they're like, you
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  Speaker 2: just made that up. All the words it made up,
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  Speaker 2: and then right into the next line, and he was right,
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  Speaker 2: because they are. Choppel Ganger is the new term from teenagers,
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  Speaker 2: and it's meaning it's pretty damn good. Actually, choppel Ganger
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  Speaker 2: is a noun and it describes someone who looks like
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  Speaker 2: another person, except they're the downgraded off brand version. Think
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  Speaker 2: t MoU doppelganger. That is choppel ganger. It is a
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  Speaker 2: mashup of two words, chopped and doppelganger. I guess chopped
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  Speaker 2: is a gin alpha term for I guess like a
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  Speaker 2: cutoff version, a chopped up version of the real thing
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  Speaker 2: that that word. I don't exactly know, but I had
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  Speaker 2: the definition here for choppel ganger, and that's what they say.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Gary Busey. Gary Busey is the poor man's nicky.
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  Speaker 3: Nicky is the poor man's ripped horn.
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  Speaker 2: And two of those gave us two of the best
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  Speaker 2: mugshots of all freaking time. Absolutely, does Gary Busey not
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  Speaker 2: have a mugshot. He's got to have one somewhere. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think buy is a mug shot.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think the camera takes his picture.
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  Speaker 2: No that if it does, it does so silently because
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  Speaker 2: it knows what's good for it.
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  Speaker 1: Mugshots aside, that was always you know, Gary Busey, you
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  Speaker 1: know you're the poor man's nick nolty, You're a knockoff.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, I never really thought about that, but I
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  Speaker 2: guess you're right. I guess they look similar. I just
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  Speaker 2: did a quick search. I don't see I just oh,
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  Speaker 2: I did Gary mugshot? No wonder I got some weird results.
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  Speaker 2: Me tried Gary Busey instead, But yeah, Rip Torn and
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  Speaker 2: Nick Nolty had two of the most classic mug shots
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  Speaker 2: in history. There's no doubt about that. But here I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying to see I don't see a Gary Busey mugshot. Interestingly, though,
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  Speaker 2: when you type in Gary Busey mugshot and look up
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  Speaker 2: an image result, you get the Nick Nolty mugshot. That's
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  Speaker 2: how good of a mugshot. Nick Nolty's was back in
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  Speaker 2: the day. Not only is it his, but he also
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  Speaker 2: gets attributed for Gary Busey, who doesn't even have one.
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  Speaker 1: Go back and compare their their late eighties pictures. There
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  Speaker 1: there's strikingly similar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say this. Does everyone know who mel
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  Speaker 2: Kiper is? The NFL draft expert on his for years?
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm, Well, Jerry, he's the NFL draft expert for years,
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  Speaker 2: And for those that don't know who he is, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to show you what he looks like.
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  Speaker 1: He's responsible for the business of the NFL draft the
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  Speaker 1: entertainment side.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that is that is very, very accurate. I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying to get a photo pulled up of him here,
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  Speaker 2: but it is true. Trey has a choppel ganger, a
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  Speaker 2: less good looking version of him, and it actually is
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  Speaker 2: mel Kiper, the NFL draft expert from ESPN. I stand
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  Speaker 2: by that wholeheartedly, Raj, you know what I'm talking about
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  Speaker 2: right now that you said it. Yes, I didn't know
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  Speaker 2: his name, but yes, so quick, look here you go.
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  Speaker 2: This is mel Kiper. That's Trey right here. So here's
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  Speaker 2: Trey and we've sorry, now I'm just playing with buttons.
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  Speaker 2: So Trey and mel Kiper and I and I mean
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  Speaker 2: this as a compliment to you. Trey, mel Kiper is
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  Speaker 2: your chappel ganger. You are there better looking version. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 2: there's the.
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  Speaker 3: Ganger.
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  Speaker 1: I'll take that over the one most people say so,
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  Speaker 1: which is head Cruz.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's not right.
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  Speaker 3: I mean that kind of is.
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  Speaker 2: No. No, I'm no, I'm not gonna do it to you, Trey.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not. Oh. On the other hand, hang on, let
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  Speaker 2: me go old school, yeah, before the beard. Yeah, ship,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Trey. You know what, Let's just stay with
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  Speaker 2: mel Kiper. How about that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do that.
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  Speaker 2: But again again, actually, you know what, there's there's still
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  Speaker 2: there's still a positive angle to keep in mind on
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  Speaker 2: this I'm gonna I'm gonna pull that up in a second.
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  Speaker 2: But it's still true. You are still the better looking
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  Speaker 2: version of you and the Ted Cruz doppelganger thing. So
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  Speaker 2: I still I still believe that you are Trey Prime
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  Speaker 2: and your chappel gangers happened to be mel Kiper from
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  Speaker 2: the NFL draft and Ted Cruz, us Senator for our
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  Speaker 2: state of Texas. And you're right, there is a third
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  Speaker 2: that wouldn't it? This is not it.
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  Speaker 3: You're such a dick.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was it. That was a dick move. Look,
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  Speaker 2: I just see it as Trey has a built in
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  Speaker 2: easy Halloween costume year in, year out. If he so chooses,
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  Speaker 2: just go as Grandpa Munster. That's fucked up, Trey. Who's
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  Speaker 2: who is your third?
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  Speaker 1: I said, I people have said it, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: see it at John Cusack.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I can see that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Uh all right, Oh you know what that's That's
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  Speaker 2: not bad Trey. I feel like that's a loose, a
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  Speaker 2: looser interpretation, but I could see that. I see the resemblance.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, much to my I just absolutely disdain Ted
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  Speaker 1: Cruz is the one that just cuts me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So that was going to be my next question
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  Speaker 2: of your four possible chapel gangers being mel Kiper, John Cusack,
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  Speaker 2: Senator Ted Cruz, and Grandpa Munster. Which is the one
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  Speaker 2: that angers you the most?
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  Speaker 3: It angers him so much he flies to Mexico when
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  Speaker 3: it gets cold.
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  Speaker 2: And keep in mind Trey is an ardent conservative, so
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  Speaker 2: it might hurt him in two ways.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And if you ever freestyle rap, Trey Prime is
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  Speaker 3: your name, bro.
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  Speaker 2: And now, so this is one of those gin alpha
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  Speaker 2: terms that I think all of us are actually like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: this is one we can kind of get on board with.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny. It's not something stupid like a lot of
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  Speaker 2: their terms are. I mean, it was only a couple
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  Speaker 2: of months ago that I learned the actual horse word,
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  Speaker 2: the origin word for riz. Do you guys know what
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  Speaker 2: that is? Yeah, charisma, Trey got it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Uh it took me forever to figure that out. And
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  Speaker 2: to be there, someone had to tell me.
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  Speaker 1: Figure out the source word for fucking skivity And then
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: you let me know there is one for that.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I just word for that is marijuana.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Laced with some stuff. Yeah. Uh so, Trey, We've that's
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: so funnyt your expense and I appreciate it, and I
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: mean that in a good way at your expense. But
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: you're the easy mark in here when it comes to
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: finding celebrity lookalikes. Like there's right there, there's four and
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: I only knew of three, so you gave me the fourth.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: And again, apologies to cruise. Look like contest winnings that
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: you could get if somebody ever threw that party. Uh
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: do the rest of us have famous lookalikes at all? Like,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I don't think I do. Raj, I'm not sure if
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: you do. And Jerry is Jerry, so I have no idea.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, right now, Terry looks more like Kurt Cobain
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: at the moment with his current look with the long
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: hair and goatee.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Uh, Jerry looks like Chad Croger from Nickelback.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Uh, that's it, Yes, all right, you pulled this up?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Or if he shaved and put on a suit, you know,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Buffalo Bill from the Silence of the Lambs.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: That is one that we've that's a yeah, that's a
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: comparison we've We've drawn quite a bit.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Mine would be the worst one. I can't remember the
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: guy that killed the kid in Florida.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry you're gonna have to narrow that down.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: The standard ground the first Oh this is.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, he lives in now Oh.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: I got that a lot a couple of times when
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: I was on stage at the Laugh Factory, George Zimmerman. Yes,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: that's what I'm you can when I was a lot heavier,
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: when my beard was all black and I was a
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: little heavier, I got him a lot. They would post
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: my videos on the Love Factory website. I would get
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: that quite a bit.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: When he first said that, I was like, Casey Anthony, that.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Would be an interesting one.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I got that quite a bit. So I
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: think mine's the worst of all of us.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Being George Zimmerman. I would have to agree with you
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: as far as who it is. And so yeah, my
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: apologies there.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: At least George Zimmerman's gone away. Ted Cruise is a
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: hangs hang upon me for years.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: He's he's a he's a hangnail on your side. Uh,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: let me see here if I can pull this up.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: So here's Jerry as Chad Kreeger. Okay, yep, currently pretty solid. Yep,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: all right, Jerry, you your chappel Ganger is Chad Kreeger.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: This is again this is good news because I would say,
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: as that straight guy, you are the better looking version
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: of him. So congratulations, he is your chapel ganger, you
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: are not his. And then, Raj, this really does just
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: suck for you because yes, yep, I told you. Sorry
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: there it is that that that laughs not for you Russia.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: I know, man, if they do the biopic, I know
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: I'm getting the I know I'm getting the part. There's
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: nobody else getting it.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: I mean again, you're the better looking version. At least
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: you're not at least people don't see you as George
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Zimmerman's chopolganger.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: He's a murderer like you guys, star television star, senator,
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Uh you know job.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but George Zimmerman's more well like than Ted Cruz.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: God jail. You may actually be right.
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• 25:54
  Speaker 2: All right, okay, so there is one more major story
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: or we want to get to here inside the treehouse today.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: But I did want to you know, make sure I
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: open this up for the possibility of you guys being
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: able to run me through the ringer here, because look,
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: when it comes to chapel gangers, I please tell me
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: if I've got one, because I spent all morning trying
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: to think. Okay, Trey was easy with you know, with
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: mel Kiper I didn't realize the Ted Cruz thing. Again. Apologies,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Jerry absolutely is Chad. Chad Kreeger from Nickelback is his
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: chapel ganger Kroger. I think it's Kreeger.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: It's Kroger.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I'll let him assume me uh. And then Raj yours
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: being George Zimmerman, I think, you know, might be the
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: worst of all of us. Do I have one?
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Do I?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Because you know, is there any semi semi Is there
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: any semi fan this person that I look like that
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: you could be like you're the uglier version of this
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: person or vice versa. Not that I can just bring
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: up to mind, but I am sure there is an
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: app for that. So yeah, I thought about putting my
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: like putting a photo into pat GPT and saying, Hey,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: who's who's my celebrity lookalike? And I haven't had a
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: chance to do that yet, Yeah, I don't see one. Yeah,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: like like even our buddy Asher, because I'm just like,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: he looks like Matt Damon. Uh, so many of our
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: friends that you'd be like, ah, this person looks like that,
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Like my wife looks a little bit like Sandra Bullock,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: and so most people have if you do like the
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: side by side, like, okay, yeah, I can see similarities here.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: I don't have one, not even a female one. I
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: don't think.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't see it.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I just just in case I wanted to
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: be fair. But let me get back to you. You're
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: gonna do something really, really bad. I can feel it
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: if you think a one, let me know. In the meantime,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: speaking of not being able to tell one thing from another,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: a Filipino woman was worshiping a green statue for four
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: years thinking it was Buddha. Turns out it's Shrek. Talk
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: about a chapel ganger, And to be fair, like a
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: little green statue of Shrek that's made to look sort
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: of like the Buddha does look like the Buddha except
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: for the you know, very shrek ogre like ears. You guys,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: can't see that right there, can you? All right, well,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: just believe me there for a moment. Yeah, just look
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: it up on your phone. Just imagine your head, little
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: fat green Shrek as boot to boom. So this I'll
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: start over. The Filipino woman was worshiping a green statue
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: for four years and she found out recently it's just
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: the animated character Shrek, and she treated the green ogre
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: figure with great reverence, saying she will continue to worship
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: the kind hearted cartoon statue. I feel like this is
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: an indictment on society as a whole, where a lot
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: of us these days are backed into a corner and
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: feel like, instead of admitting we were wrong about something,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: more than doubling and tripling down on it. So like
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: in this lady's case, she's been praying to this little
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: green statue of Shrek thinking it was Buddha. But she
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: feels better overall, so does it really matter. I mean,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: at the end of the day, it's sort of a
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: cathartic process for prayer, reflection, meditation, whatever, you know, whatever
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: you do, And if she feels better praying to little
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Green Shrek, then I guess more power to her.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean at least it wasn't. At least it wasn't.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Donkey, and I wouldn't expect any miracles. Yeah, but yeah,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: if you're just like sharing some stuff with a little
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: green statue or whatever, then that makes you feel better. Fine.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: But yeah, like a lot of people pray to Jesus
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: and say, you know, can you change my luck? Can
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I you know, please protect this sick fame remember, or
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: something like that, and maybe it works. Sometimes it does,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: sometimes it doesn't. You don't really know. But in this case,
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: you can pray to the little green Shrek and he's
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: not going to cure your cat's cancer because it's Shrek.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: No, but he he would eat the cat.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: That's the problem if he was real. The woman's misplaced faith,
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: of course, sparked amusement across social media. The story actually
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: began four years ago when the unidentified woman from Manila
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: bought a Buddhist statue from a local shop. With its
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: round shape and gentle expression, she believed it to be
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: a depiction of Buddha and treated it with great, great reverence.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: She placed it in a prominent spot in her home
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: altar and began worshiping it daily, offering incense and praying
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: in the hope of receiving blessings. However, a visiting friend
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: noticed that the color and facial features of the statue
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: looked quite different from a typical Buddha. Upon closer inspection,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: they discovered that the figure she had been devoutly worshiping
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: was actually a three D print model of Shrek, the
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: fictional green ogre from the animated film Shrek, known for
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: his intimidating appearance but kind heart. On learning the truth,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: the woman was both amused and speechless, and rather than
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: feeling embarrassed or upset, she laughed and said that what
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: truly mattered was the sincerity of her prayers, not the
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: figure itself. She added that faith with good intentions mattered
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: more than appearances. Is she right?
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean she should have known, you know, when
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: she was praying that, you know, when it was answering
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: back that Buddha's not Scottish.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Uh, that's the statue doesn't talk. I don't think, Like,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: how amazing would it be if had a poll string
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: and you know, to talk to her, right? That would
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: have been the other clue I believe.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Don't care if your buddhast statue has a pull string.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: We got a problem.
• 32:58
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• 33:00
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