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CMS LIVE 10/3/26: Is Rock Concert Technology Completely Ruining The Live Experience? · Classic Metal Show

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SPEAKER_00: What's up, everybody?
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SPEAKER_00: It's John Bush from the Mighty Armored Saint, and you are watching CMS TV.
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SPEAKER_00: Crank it!
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SPEAKER_01: It is your classic metal show right here on theclassicmetalshow.com.
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SPEAKER_01: Kicking off the show tonight,
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SPEAKER_01: we heard something from the hair of the dog from their debut release
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SPEAKER_01: with Southern Cock.
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SPEAKER_01: And also a one and done band there,
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SPEAKER_01: New American Shame with Broken Bones and a guy who's been broken,
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SPEAKER_01: burned and beaten, but still lives to tell the tale.
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SPEAKER_01: My good friend and partner, Chris Akin.
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SPEAKER_01: What's going on there, Chris?
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SPEAKER_01: What is up, boss?
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SPEAKER_01: How are we?
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SPEAKER_01: We are back again to do
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SPEAKER_02: this thing all over again.
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SPEAKER_02: Dude, this is fucking Groundhog Day of a show, isn't it?
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SPEAKER_02: It's like we do the show,
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SPEAKER_02: then we go off and do a bunch of bullshit we don't want to do,
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SPEAKER_02: and then we're right back here.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, of course.
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SPEAKER_01: This is how we spend our Saturday nights.
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SPEAKER_02: Because we're losers.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't necessarily look at it that way.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, if you and I were not doing the show together,
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SPEAKER_01: as we've done for decades, what would you be doing?
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SPEAKER_02: I'd probably be dating more.
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SPEAKER_02: Really?
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: No question in my mind.
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SPEAKER_02: I like pussy.
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SPEAKER_02: I would certainly be out there trolling it.
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SPEAKER_01: Where would you find pussy at your advanced age?
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SPEAKER_01: And I can say that because I'm four years older than you.
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SPEAKER_02: Nursing homes, if that's what it takes.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
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SPEAKER_02: Is that where you'd be going?
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SPEAKER_02: Dusty pussy is pussy, my friend.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
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SPEAKER_02: What, you think because I'm getting older, I'm going to get more selective?
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SPEAKER_02: Please.
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SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not saying that.
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SPEAKER_01: Where do guys go at this age to pick up pussy?
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SPEAKER_01: East Palestine, apparently, if you're Jet York.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, I mean,
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SPEAKER_01: I think you could do that just about anywhere if you had a pocket full of quarters.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, I mean, he stays in my price range is why I'm saying there.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, he made it clear 160.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, it's like, I can swim that.
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SPEAKER_01: That's it.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm a billionaire, but 160 is my limit.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's in the regular guy limit, too.
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SPEAKER_02: I could afford that.
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SPEAKER_01: And that's a toothless blowjob right there, my friend.
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SPEAKER_01: No chafing.
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SPEAKER_01: No chafing.
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SPEAKER_01: But no, in all seriousness,
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SPEAKER_01: if you were leaving the house on Saturday rather than doing this show,
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SPEAKER_02: where would you go?
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: I'd probably find old people stuff, whatever older people do that are still single.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm sure there's places that they go.
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SPEAKER_02: It might be a fucking coffee shop or it might be, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know what old people do.
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SPEAKER_02: I'd probably be a lot more involved in sports, watching sports and stuff.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, because that's kind of a nighttime activity.
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SPEAKER_02: Now, I'm not with you, Chris DiCarlo, not the dating apps.
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SPEAKER_02: Fuck that.
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SPEAKER_02: I watch way too much true crime to know that those dating apps are just a way to get killed.
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SPEAKER_01: Besides, you tried the dating thing years ago with the plenty of fish.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, plenty of fish did not do me plenty of pussy, that's for sure.
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SPEAKER_02: That's a graveyard.
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SPEAKER_02: Very funny, Damon.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: But,
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SPEAKER_01: you know, again, and on top of that, how promiscuous are women in this age group now?
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, I think they're still happy if anybody wants to bang them.
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SPEAKER_01: Really?
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: At this age,
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SPEAKER_02: if they're single at this age,
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SPEAKER_02: they're so broken,
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SPEAKER_02: they're happy to fucking smell a dick, let alone actually get one.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: All right.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm learning a lot from you.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, I've not had to go troll for pussy, fortunately.
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SPEAKER_02: But you wouldn't even aim this low.
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SPEAKER_02: Like me, you know me.
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SPEAKER_02: I'd be shooting at a dartboard the size of my house.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
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SPEAKER_02: I'd be banging fat chicks and ugly chicks and whatever.
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SPEAKER_02: It wouldn't matter to me.
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SPEAKER_02: It would just be like, all right, well, blowjob's a blowjob.
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SPEAKER_02: And I've heard myself say this to myself before when I've been
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SPEAKER_02: in weird positions like that where it literally is, well, blowjob's a blowjob.
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SPEAKER_02: I've literally said that to myself in the past.
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SPEAKER_02: So I don't think that would change now.
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SPEAKER_02: No way.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, my nephew Joel checking in.
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SPEAKER_01: Chris needs to move to the villages in Florida.
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SPEAKER_01: There's a lot there.
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SPEAKER_02: There's nothing wrong with a good senior center, man.
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SPEAKER_02: I'd be happy to be the young guy at the senior center talent show.
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SPEAKER_02: Who wouldn't?
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SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's an interesting discussion because,
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SPEAKER_01: again, I don't even know where people in our age group go.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's not something I would even consider doing,
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SPEAKER_01: but even guys who want to do that, it's like, where do they go?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: See, look,
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SPEAKER_02: Jay in the chat room,
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SPEAKER_02: Chris would be bareback machine,
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SPEAKER_02: and then Brian right behind him, Chris would be a hogging.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_02: And even more to the point,
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SPEAKER_02: the girls would be fucking me would be hogging because I'm a big fat tub of shit.
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SPEAKER_02: So you know they got to be extremely desperate and dried up to be fucking me.
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SPEAKER_02: So it's like, fine.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm game for that.
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SPEAKER_02: Put me down for you, fatty.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm in.
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SPEAKER_01: Now, the question is, do you bring them to your home?
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SPEAKER_02: Never.
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SPEAKER_02: Absolutely not.
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SPEAKER_01: All right.
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SPEAKER_01: So where do you go?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm fortunate
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SPEAKER_02: enough to be able to afford a hotel.
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SPEAKER_01: So again,
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SPEAKER_01: I'm just going to go with the premise of not knowing what women
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SPEAKER_01: in this age group are willing to do anymore.
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SPEAKER_01: Are they willing to do a hookup at a hotel?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Again, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm just asking your thoughts.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: You know what?
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SPEAKER_02: And literally at this age,
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SPEAKER_02: you can literally tell them you don't want to bring them to your house
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SPEAKER_02: because they're going to tell you they don't want to bring you to their house.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, you got to really know somebody to get to their house at this age.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, of course.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, so, so how,
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SPEAKER_01: how many,
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SPEAKER_01: how many encounters do you have to have with them to get them to a degree to go
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SPEAKER_01: a hotel with you?
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SPEAKER_03: Three, four,
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SPEAKER_01: three or four.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Are you that patient?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I wouldn't be, if I was truly out there trolling, I wouldn't be trolling one at a time.
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SPEAKER_02: That's not, that's not, that wouldn't be happening.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: It would have to be, I'd be working three or four.
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SPEAKER_02: This nursing home, this nursing home,
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SPEAKER_01: this nursing home.
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SPEAKER_01: I'd be looking at several.
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SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm thinking.
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SPEAKER_01: It's like, where are you going to find this bevy of beauties?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, they ain't going to be beautiful.
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SPEAKER_02: There's no question about that.
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SPEAKER_02: Most of them are going to be looking at their mortality thinking, you know what?
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SPEAKER_02: I got one more chance.
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SPEAKER_02: I better take this fatso's dick because I may not get another one.
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SPEAKER_02: That's funny.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm glad you thought this through.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean,
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SPEAKER_01: it just never occurred to me that should you not be doing the show with me on
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SPEAKER_01: a Saturday,
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SPEAKER_01: that you'd be out there trolling around looking for whatever comes
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SPEAKER_01: across your transom.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, the easy answer to your question,
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SPEAKER_02: I know I'm playing around a little bit,
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SPEAKER_02: but the easy answer would be, well, I would just stay home and watch movies.
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SPEAKER_02: But I would be so bored with that.
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SPEAKER_02: If I didn't have this to do.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: Because that's all I do anyway.
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SPEAKER_02: That would just turn Saturday into another workday.
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SPEAKER_02: It really would.
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SPEAKER_02: Because honestly, take the trolling old lady pussy off the table for a minute.
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SPEAKER_02: If I didn't have this to do, the realistic thought is that I would just keep working.
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SPEAKER_02: And you know me well enough to know.
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SPEAKER_01: That's what I do.
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SPEAKER_01: I know.
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SPEAKER_01: I get that.
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SPEAKER_01: That's why it surprised me when you said that you would be out trolling around.
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SPEAKER_01: And I'm thinking, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: You could do that on a Friday.
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SPEAKER_02: I could.
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SPEAKER_02: And sometimes I do.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to get the worst part.
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SPEAKER_02: And for whatever reason,
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SPEAKER_02: the worst thing for me has been that I got very comfortable being at home.
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SPEAKER_02: And it is so fucking hard pushing myself back out there.
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SPEAKER_02: You know,
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SPEAKER_02: it's like,
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SPEAKER_02: I'm looking at this month,
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SPEAKER_02: I've got three solid commitments to doing things here in the next three weeks.
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SPEAKER_02: Two Landau shows and a Florentine show.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: That's hardly going out.
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SPEAKER_02: It's going out to hang with friends, but it's still going out, I guess.
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SPEAKER_01: But at this point, that's almost better.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and that's true.
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SPEAKER_01: Because there's nothing I enjoy more than hanging out with the docking guys.
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SPEAKER_01: Sure.
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SPEAKER_01: Or when I come into town,
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SPEAKER_01: you know,
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SPEAKER_01: Periodically hanging out with you or Mean Metal X or my nephews or something
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SPEAKER_01: because it's so low stress and you can have a lot of laughs and
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SPEAKER_01: if you feel like having a few cocktails, you can do that.
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SPEAKER_01: You're not being, you know, pressured or dragged into something that you don't want to do.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, you're just hanging with the boys and just kind of enjoying each other.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, just laughing and catching up and those things, you know.
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SPEAKER_01: Now, that's not to say I don't enjoy a female company, which I do.
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SPEAKER_01: And fortunately, I do have that.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: But, you know, is that a priority?
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SPEAKER_01: No, that's not a priority for me.
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SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, the weird thing is that is literally a phone call I could just make and I don't.
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SPEAKER_02: So I guess that tells you.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: That sort of tells you where my brain is at.
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SPEAKER_02: Sure, of course.
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SPEAKER_02: It's become difficult to force myself to do that kind of stuff.
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SPEAKER_02: But as I'm fixing everything else, I'm trying to fix that too.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, in some way, with the commitments to going and doing stuff.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm doing it in a way that I really can't back out of because, you know, I'm the king of that.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm the king of, yeah, yeah, I'll be there, I'll be there.
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SPEAKER_02: I can't go.
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SPEAKER_02: I got this going on instead or I got work to do or I got whatever.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm the king.
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SPEAKER_02: It doesn't even matter if I've bought tickets to something.
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SPEAKER_02: It doesn't matter.
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SPEAKER_02: I'll eat the tickets before I'll, you know, change up.
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SPEAKER_02: But, you know, now it's like with the Landau, the first thing I got coming up is Landau and...
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SPEAKER_02: Two weeks, I think,
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SPEAKER_03: two Fridays
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SPEAKER_02: from now.
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SPEAKER_02: And I've got four people invited with me.
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SPEAKER_02: So automatically,
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SPEAKER_02: no matter what I feel like on that Friday,
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SPEAKER_02: I cannot back out of it because I've already,
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SPEAKER_02: then I got to make four phone calls being a dick instead of one.
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SPEAKER_02: So instead of being just a dick to one person,
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SPEAKER_02: I got to call this person and that person and that person and that person.
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SPEAKER_02: It's like, all right, well, that'll make me go.
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SPEAKER_02: And then the The other Landau show is up in Michigan.
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SPEAKER_02: So I've already kind of made some plans and some hotel planning and everything else
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SPEAKER_02: for that, you know, so there, you know, there's, there's that.
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SPEAKER_02: So, you know, I know how I work and it is weird, you know, believe me, it's weird.
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SPEAKER_02: And I feel weird because I spent so much time of my life partying,
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SPEAKER_02: you know, that it's weird for me to think that it's hard to leave the house.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know how I turned Howard Hughes, but I did.
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SPEAKER_02: And now I'm trying my damnedest.
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SPEAKER_02: Like I recognize the problem and I'm trying to get up.
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SPEAKER_02: Dude, I'm at the point now that I consider even going
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SPEAKER_02: to these fucking doctor's appointments every single week and a victory
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SPEAKER_02: because there was a time not even a year ago
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SPEAKER_02: where I would have had all these appointments and the minute something didn't go
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SPEAKER_02: the way I wanted it to, that would have been the last appointment.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that would have been your excuse to duck out.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and to never do it again.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_03: Sebastian Bach is throwing another onstage temper tantrum,
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SPEAKER_03: waging war on AI like he's John Connor.
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SPEAKER_03: Or is he just screaming at clouds because the world left him behind in 1989?
12:47
SPEAKER_03: Meanwhile, Howard Stern barely broadcasts anymore, but he'll still take your subscription cash.
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SPEAKER_03: A massive conservative festival completely implodes
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SPEAKER_03: because nobody bought their ridiculous VIP tickets.
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SPEAKER_03: And Kid Rock, he's dropping a Christian album?
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SPEAKER_02: And I'll give you an example.
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SPEAKER_02: I went to the doctor this week for audiology and I got
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SPEAKER_02: a fucking crummy review that's going to,
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SPEAKER_02: you know, it's going to require two different surgeries on my fucking ear.
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SPEAKER_02: Which I do not want to do.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, I just don't want to do it.
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SPEAKER_02: Now, in the old days, I would have been like, yeah, yeah, I'll call you and schedule that.
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SPEAKER_02: And that would have been the end of it.
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SPEAKER_02: But, you know, I'm going in two weeks.
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SPEAKER_02: You're going to see it through.
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SPEAKER_02: That's exactly it.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm going to go in two weeks.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm going to see the ENT guy.
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SPEAKER_02: He's going to tell me that they're going to do this patch and this work
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SPEAKER_02: and this blah, blah, blah.
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SPEAKER_02: And I'm going to be like, all right, let's go.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, and And that's a victory all by itself.
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SPEAKER_02: The fact that I'm still going,
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SPEAKER_02: you know, even though there's bad, bad news because surgery blows.
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SPEAKER_02: And quite honestly,
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SPEAKER_02: that surgery is going to suck because, gee,
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SPEAKER_02: how easy is it going to be to have fucking ear surgery with the life that I live?
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SPEAKER_02: You know, I constantly have headphones in my ear.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that part is true.
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SPEAKER_02: It's like, how am I going to have fucking ear surgery for this?
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SPEAKER_02: But.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm going to, I'm just going to do it.
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SPEAKER_02: If that means I got to go with one headphone in and one out for a month or whatever,
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SPEAKER_02: that's what I do.
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SPEAKER_01: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, cause I'm going to fix it and I'm going to go to the doctor to do it.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm not going to just wait for it to come to me.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm going to, I'm going to do what I'm supposed to do like a fucking human being for once.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, you know,
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SPEAKER_01: I get the getting out of the house thing because I,
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SPEAKER_01: you know,
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SPEAKER_01: I too was starting to fall into that pattern to where I wouldn't even do anything on
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SPEAKER_01: a weekend aside from doing the show.
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SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
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SPEAKER_01: Probably at the beginning of the summer or the late part of the spring.
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SPEAKER_01: A friend of mine,
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SPEAKER_01: a guy that I know bartends down the street here and that's kind
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SPEAKER_01: of my Friday night hang.
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SPEAKER_01: I get out of the house on Friday and I usually go out to dinner on Sunday and I try
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SPEAKER_01: to get out of the house a couple of times over the weekend rather than go.
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, you know,
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SPEAKER_01: just like you,
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SPEAKER_01: I could just watch a movie,
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SPEAKER_01: you know, I could just lay in bed all day and not do anything.
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SPEAKER_01: And I don't, I don't feel good about doing that.
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SPEAKER_01: And, you know, so,
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SPEAKER_01: so I've made a concerted effort to get out of the house,
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SPEAKER_01: you know,
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SPEAKER_01: aside from work,
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SPEAKER_01: you know, so last night, last night I was out at the place down the street here.
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SPEAKER_01: And so, so what I've I buy them their first drink.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: That's what I've been doing.
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SPEAKER_01: And it turns out pretty good because then they want to do it in kind.
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SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_01: And it's just like, well,
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SPEAKER_01: that really wasn't the purpose here,
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SPEAKER_01: you know,
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SPEAKER_01: but it was very nice of you to offer,
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SPEAKER_01: you know, because I'm not that big of a drinker.
16:18
SPEAKER_01: So, you know, but it's just like, yeah, I appreciate it.
16:22
SPEAKER_01: And of course, what it leads to is conversation.
16:26
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
16:27
SPEAKER_01: What's your story?
16:28
SPEAKER_01: What brought you in here tonight?
16:30
SPEAKER_01: What do you do?
16:31
SPEAKER_01: That kind of a thing.
16:32
SPEAKER_01: And it turned out pretty good.
16:35
SPEAKER_01: Last night was, I think I spent, shit, I think I spent like 200 bucks last night.
16:41
SPEAKER_01: Which is okay.
16:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's fine, but it's a good amount when you're there by yourself.
16:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:47
SPEAKER_01: But, you know, I had dinner and, you know, drinks for myself.
16:50
SPEAKER_01: But I bought, I must have bought six or eight different people drinks last night.
16:55
SPEAKER_01: You know, just to say, you know, as soon as they, I'm buying their first.
16:58
SPEAKER_01: Hey, welcome to the bar, come on.
16:59
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
17:00
SPEAKER_01: And I tell my friend Russell, it's like, I got their first one, you know.
17:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:05
SPEAKER_01: And, of course, people look at you weird.
17:08
SPEAKER_01: You know, some of them are like, I don't know you.
17:10
SPEAKER_01: Why are you buying me a drink, you know?
17:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:12
SPEAKER_01: But then after everybody kind of relaxes and realizes it's sort of a festive,
17:17
SPEAKER_01: just kind of relaxing Friday thing,
17:20
SPEAKER_01: then all of a sudden everybody just kind of like is,
17:23
SPEAKER_01: you know, lets their guard down a little bit and kind of hang out.
17:25
SPEAKER_01: It was kind of, it was fun.
17:27
SPEAKER_01: Then you find out about them.
17:28
SPEAKER_01: Then they're like, yeah, I'm a banker.
17:29
SPEAKER_01: I'm a accountant or whatever, you know?
17:32
SPEAKER_01: And of course I found,
17:33
SPEAKER_01: you know,
17:33
SPEAKER_01: of course I,
17:34
SPEAKER_01: I landed on one of the weirdos last night who claims that,
17:39
SPEAKER_01: uh, He claims, his claim to fame was that he invented the term right on.
17:47
SPEAKER_03: Oh, wow.
17:48
SPEAKER_01: Back in the 70s.
17:50
SPEAKER_01: Dude, why didn't you put a camera on that guy?
17:52
SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ.
17:53
SPEAKER_01: I wish I had.
17:55
SPEAKER_01: But I was just like, so do you get royalties from Sanford and Son or anything like that?
18:00
SPEAKER_01: You know?
18:01
SPEAKER_01: Right.
18:02
SPEAKER_01: You know, right on.
18:03
SPEAKER_01: Right on.
18:05
SPEAKER_01: He goes, yeah, you know, I coined some phrases and stuff and people still use them today.
18:13
SPEAKER_01: It was just kind of funny.
18:15
SPEAKER_01: He was one of these guys who came in,
18:16
SPEAKER_01: and he's one of the sweater guys with the sweater wrapped around his neck and stuff.
18:22
SPEAKER_01: Oh, God, yeah.
18:24
SPEAKER_01: Like a cape, you know?
18:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:26
SPEAKER_01: So I thought, well, here's an interesting guy I can kind of fuck with a little bit, you know?
18:31
SPEAKER_01: Right.
18:31
SPEAKER_01: So, of course,
18:31
SPEAKER_01: I bought him his first drink, and,
18:33
SPEAKER_01: you know, when I started talking to him, it's like, oh, boy, this guy's a character.
18:37
SPEAKER_02: You're like, all right, I'm going to go sit over here now.
18:39
SPEAKER_02: Bye.
18:39
SPEAKER_02: Bye.
18:42
SPEAKER_01: Fortunately, he was on the other side of the bar, but it was kind of funny.
18:46
SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
18:47
SPEAKER_01: Just a goofy guy.
18:48
SPEAKER_01: That's hilarious.
18:50
SPEAKER_01: But yeah,
18:50
SPEAKER_01: so that's how I spent my Friday evening,
18:53
SPEAKER_01: just kind of,
18:54
SPEAKER_01: you know, just buying people drinks and, hey, you know, what's your story?
18:58
SPEAKER_01: What do you got going on, you know?
19:00
SPEAKER_02: Right.
19:00
SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
19:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:02
SPEAKER_02: Let me answer Marty real quick in the chat room.
19:04
SPEAKER_02: He says, I wouldn't waste money if I'd managed this far with my ears.
19:08
SPEAKER_02: Just do the important weight thing.
19:09
SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm doing the weight thing.
19:11
SPEAKER_02: He's doing it all.
19:12
SPEAKER_02: I'm doing everything.
19:13
SPEAKER_02: But the ear thing is a problem, and it's been a problem forever.
19:17
SPEAKER_02: I've just gotten really good at managing it.
19:20
SPEAKER_02: But one, my ear drains.
19:23
SPEAKER_02: I found out the terms, not that I remember them, but when I was at the audiologist this week.
19:30
SPEAKER_02: Whatever that circular thing that looks like a seashell is in your ear,
19:33
SPEAKER_02: I think that's the cochlear thing.
19:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, cochlear.
19:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, cochlear.
19:37
SPEAKER_02: Mine has a big old hole in it and it drains like your nose would if you have a bad cold.
19:43
SPEAKER_02: Like I go through 10 Q-tips a week.
19:45
SPEAKER_02: The audiologist was horrified when I said I had not done anything in 30 whatever years.
19:52
SPEAKER_02: She just took one look in my, like she looked in the first ear, she's like, oh, this looks good.
19:56
SPEAKER_02: Then she looked at the other and she goes, oh.
19:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh, she literally took a deep breath and goes, oh.
20:03
SPEAKER_01: So what is the hole from?
20:05
SPEAKER_01: Is it from the burn?
20:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:07
SPEAKER_01: Is that what it was?
20:08
SPEAKER_01: It burned through the flesh?
20:10
SPEAKER_02: It burned.
20:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
20:10
SPEAKER_02: It burned right through it and left a hole that never healed because it's constantly draining.
20:15
SPEAKER_01: Right.
20:15
SPEAKER_02: Right.
20:15
SPEAKER_02: And so I got to get.
20:17
SPEAKER_01: You don't feel that?
20:18
SPEAKER_01: It's not sore?
20:19
SPEAKER_01: Oh, no.
20:20
SPEAKER_01: It's not sore.
20:21
SPEAKER_01: It never gets infected or anything?
20:23
SPEAKER_02: Never has.
20:24
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
20:24
SPEAKER_02: That was what she said, too.
20:26
SPEAKER_02: She's like.
20:27
SPEAKER_02: She's like, you never had a bad earache with that?
20:30
SPEAKER_02: I was like, I don't know.
20:31
SPEAKER_02: It is what it is.
20:33
SPEAKER_02: But they're going to fix that.
20:35
SPEAKER_02: And then she said, what's there of eardrum?
20:38
SPEAKER_02: Apparently, there's some eardrum left, which I didn't know there was.
20:41
SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, you can hear out of that ear a little bit, right?
20:45
SPEAKER_01: Like 10%.
20:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:46
SPEAKER_01: So there's got to be some eardrum if you can hear
20:49
SPEAKER_01: it in there.
20:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I never thought.
20:51
SPEAKER_02: But she said whatever's there has like big scarring on it.
20:55
SPEAKER_02: So they're going to shave that off and then do whatever they're going
20:59
SPEAKER_01: to do.
20:59
SPEAKER_01: It may improve the sonic waves in your ear so you can actually hear a little better.
21:07
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's the goal.
21:08
SPEAKER_02: And even if it doesn't,
21:10
SPEAKER_02: they don't want to pay for a hearing aid if I'm going to be putting it into
21:15
SPEAKER_02: a fucking gooey ear every day.
21:18
SPEAKER_02: They don't want to be funding that, so they need
21:22
SPEAKER_01: to fix that.
21:23
SPEAKER_01: My ear swallowed it.
21:25
SPEAKER_02: It's gone.
21:26
SPEAKER_02: Pulling it out.
21:27
SPEAKER_02: It's like sticky goo coming out of my hair.
21:30
SPEAKER_01: You got a hole in your ear the way that Stevie Nicks had a hole in her septum.
21:35
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
21:36
SPEAKER_01: Are you snorting coke through your ear hole?
21:39
SPEAKER_02: That would be a lot more pleasant, that's for sure.
21:42
SPEAKER_02: Take a little and stick it in my ear.
21:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:45
SPEAKER_02: Right.
21:51
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, I mean,
21:52
SPEAKER_02: it's just,
21:54
SPEAKER_02: you know,
21:54
SPEAKER_02: this whole medical thing is,
21:57
SPEAKER_02: I'm already sort of sick of going, but I'm just going to keep going.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's like.
22:01
SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, you got, I would say that you probably have most of the heavy lifting.
22:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you would think now, wouldn't you?
22:08
SPEAKER_02: Well, you don't believe that?
22:10
SPEAKER_02: Well, I know I'm an appointment.
22:11
SPEAKER_02: I still have like six appointments to go.
22:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but how many have you done?
22:16
SPEAKER_01: Four, five.
22:18
SPEAKER_01: All right.
22:18
SPEAKER_01: So you're halfway there.
22:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:20
SPEAKER_02: I mean, yeah.
22:21
SPEAKER_02: I mean, it'll get there.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: It's, it's really kind of a, kind of a thing though.
22:25
SPEAKER_02: It's like,
22:26
SPEAKER_02: like I'm at the,
22:27
SPEAKER_02: I'm literally at the VA. She looks in my ear and says that this is fucked up.
22:32
SPEAKER_02: And she's like, well, I got to send you the audiologist.
22:34
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's three more weeks away.
22:36
SPEAKER_02: So then I got to wait three weeks for that appointment.
22:38
SPEAKER_02: And I have appointments into March.
22:41
SPEAKER_02: I have the fucking, all I need is a pair of goddamn glasses.
22:44
SPEAKER_02: I need an eye test and glasses.
22:46
SPEAKER_02: And the earliest thing get me in is in March.
22:49
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, can't you just fucking send a check to Walmart and go get this done this afternoon?
22:56
SPEAKER_02: You know, but no, that's not how it works.
22:58
SPEAKER_02: Typical military, hurry up and wait shit.
23:01
SPEAKER_01: Right.
23:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
23:03
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
23:04
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
23:04
SPEAKER_02: I'm doing it.
23:05
SPEAKER_02: I'm getting better.
23:06
SPEAKER_02: I'm a week whatever I am now.
23:08
SPEAKER_02: Nine of the fasting.
23:10
SPEAKER_02: I feel good.
23:11
SPEAKER_02: People are saying I'm starting to look an ounce skinnier
23:16
SPEAKER_02: than I was like two months ago, which is good.
23:18
SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, I can already tell in your face.
23:20
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's, you know, I only see you once a week.
23:23
SPEAKER_01: So, you know, from week to week, I can see the difference.
23:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean,
23:28
SPEAKER_02: I'm not so focused on the losing as much because I know they're going
23:32
SPEAKER_02: to give me fucking Wegovia or Zempick or cut me open and fucking wrap my stomach in
23:38
SPEAKER_02: a fucking piece of tape or whatever it is that they fucking do.
23:41
SPEAKER_02: But, you know, whatever that is, I'll lose all the weight then.
23:45
SPEAKER_02: So, you know, I'm not terribly worried about losing the weight.
23:49
SPEAKER_02: I'm just trying to more feel a little better day to day.
23:53
SPEAKER_02: And I do.
23:54
SPEAKER_02: I feel a lot better right now.
23:56
SPEAKER_02: A lot more energetic, a lot more charged up.
23:58
SPEAKER_01: Well, good.
23:59
SPEAKER_02: Very positive.
24:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, all is good.
24:01
SPEAKER_03: No real complaints.
24:03
SPEAKER_03: Not really.
24:05
SPEAKER_03: Well, good on you.
24:07
SPEAKER_02: Doing my thing, you know.
24:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know what the other, going back to the would I go out or not?
24:13
SPEAKER_02: You know,
24:14
SPEAKER_02: it's one of the reasons I really don't run out there now all the time,
24:17
SPEAKER_02: like on Fridays or whatever.
24:20
SPEAKER_02: I've gotten kind of comfortable without drinking.
24:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I get that too.
24:24
SPEAKER_02: And I know me, but the difference between me and you, you've never been a drinker.
24:30
SPEAKER_02: No, not no.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: I just need that one little spark and I might go to the other side of the pendulum,
24:37
SPEAKER_02: which you've seen and is not a good place for me to go.
24:41
SPEAKER_02: You know, that would not be good either.
24:43
SPEAKER_02: If I start going out and become the local bar fly, you know, drinking my face off.
24:50
SPEAKER_02: You know,
24:50
SPEAKER_02: becoming that guy again that whenever you walk in,
24:52
SPEAKER_02: the bartender's handing you a free shot because she knows you're going to drop two
24:56
SPEAKER_02: or three hundy at a time.
24:58
SPEAKER_02: You know, that would not be very good either.
25:00
SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, I don't know.
25:03
SPEAKER_02: I'm in a weird place, but I'm trying to work through all of it, you know, slowly somehow.
25:10
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, obviously you are.
25:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm making progress, which is all the more you can really do.
25:18
SPEAKER_02: You know, you can't fix anything.
25:19
SPEAKER_02: Look, it took me fucking 30 whatever years to become this big fat tub of shit.
25:25
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's not going to be gone in three days.
25:27
SPEAKER_02: It's going to take a year and a half, a year and three quarters or something.
25:31
SPEAKER_02: It's going to take a long time.
25:32
SPEAKER_02: You know, my target is 200 pounds.
25:36
SPEAKER_02: That's a lot.
25:37
SPEAKER_02: That is a lot.
25:38
SPEAKER_02: And that shit's going to take two years to get it off.
25:41
SPEAKER_02: And maybe, I don't know, even with Ozempic, I'm thinking that's probably a year, right?
25:46
SPEAKER_02: A year or more.
25:49
SPEAKER_02: Probably.
25:52
SPEAKER_02: What is that?
25:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh, the pendulum?
25:55
SPEAKER_01: The pendulum is going to swing back the other way.
25:57
SPEAKER_02: Right.
25:58
[music]
26:19
SPEAKER_01: All right, there's some pendulum for you.
26:21
SPEAKER_01: It's swinging around.
26:23
SPEAKER_01: It's going to swing back the other way.
26:27
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, again,
26:29
SPEAKER_01: at least you know your weaknesses to where,
26:31
SPEAKER_01: you know,
26:32
SPEAKER_01: if you think that's going to be an issue for you and it's a way of avoiding that,
26:38
SPEAKER_01: maybe it's just better for you not to do that.
26:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
26:41
SPEAKER_02: Fuego, stop.
26:42
SPEAKER_02: How tall am I?
26:43
SPEAKER_02: I'm six foot eight.
26:49
SPEAKER_01: Is everybody analyzing your statistics?
26:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, now it's going to be, oh,
26:52
SPEAKER_02: you know what?
26:52
SPEAKER_02: That must make your BMI 72 or whatever.
26:56
SPEAKER_02: Stop.
26:57
SPEAKER_01: Everybody's analyzing you and coming up with their own stats.
27:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm 5'9 each way, out and up.
27:06
SPEAKER_02: There's your answer.
27:10
SPEAKER_01: 5'9 by 5'9.
27:11
SPEAKER_02: Yes, exactly.
27:14
SPEAKER_02: Big old stupid pair.
27:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:18
SPEAKER_02: Like that dumb duck from the cartoons.
27:20
SPEAKER_02: What was that duck's name?
27:21
SPEAKER_02: The big old dumb one?
27:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I know who you're talking about.
27:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was White.
27:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Goofy Duck.
27:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
27:30
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it wasn't Baby Huey?
27:32
SPEAKER_02: Baby Huey, that's me.
27:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
27:34
SPEAKER_02: I'm a diaper away from being Baby Huey.
27:37
SPEAKER_02: Right now I'm Baby Gooey.
27:40
SPEAKER_02: From my belly and my ear.
27:42
SPEAKER_01: Right.
27:45
SPEAKER_01: Well, you and I had talked,
27:48
SPEAKER_01: I think,
27:49
SPEAKER_01: a little bit last week about our publicist inviting us to go to a Triumph show.
27:55
SPEAKER_02: Right.
27:56
SPEAKER_01: So I've made arrangements to make my way over to the Akron,
28:00
SPEAKER_01: Ohio area for the day before Thanksgiving.
28:04
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
28:05
SPEAKER_01: So I will reach out to Mr. Chip and let him know I want to go.
28:11
SPEAKER_01: You want to go?
28:12
SPEAKER_01: We're going to go see Triumph, God damn it.
28:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, works for me.
28:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I'm looking forward to doing that.
28:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that'll be fun.
28:22
SPEAKER_03: Let me add that to the calendar.
28:23
SPEAKER_03: That's what, November 22nd or something?
28:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, something like that, yeah.
28:28
SPEAKER_02: I'll add that to the calendar, too.
28:29
SPEAKER_02: Yet another thing I'll be doing.
28:31
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
28:33
SPEAKER_01: So looking forward to seeing Triumph and perhaps depending on Chip's hookup,
28:41
SPEAKER_01: maybe get us an introduction to the boys.
28:45
SPEAKER_02: Meet the mighty Rick Emmett.
28:47
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
28:48
SPEAKER_01: Say, hey, you remember the evil Batman?
28:50
SPEAKER_02: Is it going to be weird that we'll end up backstage?
28:54
SPEAKER_02: The only one I want to talk to is Phil X. Yeah.
28:57
SPEAKER_02: I won't even want to talk to Triumph.
28:58
SPEAKER_02: I'll be like, Phil, you're
28:59
SPEAKER_03: fucking the man.
29:01
SPEAKER_03: Right.
29:02
Yeah.
29:04
SPEAKER_02: Because, you know, I've said this many times.
29:07
SPEAKER_02: I didn't even know Triumph was Triumph until this show.
29:09
SPEAKER_02: I always thought they were Rush.
29:11
SPEAKER_02: I always thought all those songs were Rush.
29:14
SPEAKER_01: You just didn't distinguish between the two Canadian rock bands.
29:20
SPEAKER_02: I did not.
29:21
SPEAKER_02: I did not know at all.
29:23
SPEAKER_01: They came out at a similar time, and they did have a little bit of a similar sound.
29:27
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
29:28
SPEAKER_01: And yeah, it could be very easily mistakable if you're not a hardcore fan of either or.
29:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:36
SPEAKER_02: Although all the hardcores, especially from YouTube, you're fucking stupid.
29:44
SPEAKER_02: They sound nothing alike.
29:47
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
29:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:50
SPEAKER_01: Like I said,
29:50
SPEAKER_01: if you're not a hardcore and you're just a casual fan,
29:55
SPEAKER_01: it could be very easily mistaken.
29:59
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if this is true or not,
30:01
SPEAKER_02: but since we're talking about Canadians,
30:02
SPEAKER_02: I'm hearing,
30:04
SPEAKER_02: and there are some reports out here,
30:05
SPEAKER_02: but nothing from like Variety or Billboard or anything that Sass Jordan died.
30:12
SPEAKER_02: I've been seeing that today,
30:13
SPEAKER_02: like several times I saw it today, and there's a couple of stories about it, but...
30:19
SPEAKER_02: But, you know, it's from the Eric Alper and the Insuraga.
30:25
SPEAKER_02: So, you know, it's not like real, like anywhere legitimate.
30:28
SPEAKER_03: But if she did, man, rest in pieces, I guess.
30:34
SPEAKER_03: I know she was sick.
30:35
SPEAKER_03: She canceled like shows and stuff because she was sick.
30:39
SPEAKER_01: That's the Black Velvet girl, right?
30:42
SPEAKER_03: Sass Jordan?
30:44
SPEAKER_03: Is that her?
30:45
SPEAKER_03: No, that wasn't her.
30:46
SPEAKER_03: That was Alana Miles.
30:48
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're right.
30:49
SPEAKER_01: You're right.
30:50
SPEAKER_03: I don't remember what her song was.
30:51
SPEAKER_03: Let's find out.
30:52
SPEAKER_03: Let's find out.
30:53
SPEAKER_02: Sass Jordan's hit because I guarantee there weren't two.
30:56
SPEAKER_01: No, I just, I know the name, but I couldn't tell you what the song was.
31:01
SPEAKER_02: Now I got to ask because it brought up four videos.
31:03
SPEAKER_02: I don't know any of these.
31:04
SPEAKER_02: What was Sass Jordan's hit?
31:10
SPEAKER_03: Her hit was Make You a Believer.
31:13
SPEAKER_03: Do you know that one?
31:15
SPEAKER_03: Nope.
31:16
SPEAKER_03: Well, let's find out if we do.
31:19
SPEAKER_03: I don't know it, but I'll find out.
31:22
SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
31:25
SPEAKER_03: Share.
31:25
SPEAKER_03: Share.
31:28
SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
31:34
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, this one.
31:35
[music]
32:55
SPEAKER_00: make you a believer.
32:58
SPEAKER_02: You remember that, right?
32:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
33:00
SPEAKER_01: Vaguely.
33:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
33:02
SPEAKER_01: She's like the female Black Crowes.
33:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
33:06
SPEAKER_01: She doesn't sound anything
33:08
SPEAKER_02: like the Black Crowes.
33:10
SPEAKER_02: What are you, stupid?
33:13
SPEAKER_02: That doesn't sound like the Black Crowes.
33:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I vaguely remember that.
33:24
SPEAKER_02: Was that early 90s?
33:26
SPEAKER_02: I think so.
33:27
SPEAKER_02: Maybe even 80s.
33:28
SPEAKER_02: I don't even remember when that was.
33:30
SPEAKER_02: But it was a long time ago.
33:32
SPEAKER_02: That's what I know.
33:34
SPEAKER_02: All right.
33:35
SPEAKER_02: And wasn't there like rumors she was going to be the singer of Van Halen
33:38
SPEAKER_02: or something before Gary Cherone got the gig?
33:42
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34:13
SPEAKER_02: I think there was.
34:15
SPEAKER_02: I think there was something to that, that she was potentially going to be that person.
34:22
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
34:23
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
34:24
SPEAKER_02: Rest in peace, Sass.
34:26
SPEAKER_02: If you're indeed dead.
34:27
SPEAKER_02: I don't even know.
34:28
SPEAKER_02: I just know.
34:29
SPEAKER_02: I Googled it and I saw a couple of bullshit places.
34:34
SPEAKER_02: And people are seeing it in the chat room,
34:35
SPEAKER_02: and I saw it all day long on X or Twitter or whatever it's called now.
34:39
SPEAKER_01: Well, it says officially that October 2nd.
34:44
SPEAKER_02: On what, Wiki?
34:46
SPEAKER_01: Facebook.
34:47
SPEAKER_01: Facebook?
34:49
SPEAKER_01: Just heard that sad news that the great Sass Jordan passed away
34:52
SPEAKER_03: 13
34:55
SPEAKER_01: minutes ago.
34:55
SPEAKER_03: All right.
34:57
SPEAKER_01: So it was yesterday.
34:58
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
35:00
SPEAKER_03: Rest in peace, Sass.
35:03
SPEAKER_02: Kind of sad.
35:06
SPEAKER_02: I took our happy thing right down to the old shitter.
35:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:12
SPEAKER_01: That's what it's saying out there anyway.
35:17
SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, rest in peace there, Sass Jordan.
35:20
SPEAKER_01: She was also 63.
35:21
SPEAKER_01: That was Kronos.
35:25
SPEAKER_02: Her Kronos and Angry Anderson.
35:27
SPEAKER_02: They're having a big party right now in heaven.
35:30
SPEAKER_02: Right.
35:30
SPEAKER_02: Right.
35:34
SPEAKER_01: Unreal.
35:35
SPEAKER_01: They're singing acapella together.
35:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they are.
35:41
SPEAKER_02: Tragic.
35:42
SPEAKER_01: Yep, and then Brian Badass Boone jumps in there on guitar.
35:45
SPEAKER_02: He's MC in the party.
35:47
SPEAKER_01: He is.
35:50
SPEAKER_02: Badass, but he's been dead for like 20 years now.
35:53
SPEAKER_01: I know, isn't that ridiculous?
35:54
SPEAKER_02: Nuts.
35:56
SPEAKER_02: We still think of it as kind of a funny current bit, and it's like 20 years ago.
36:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was before you left the show.
36:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was like 2008 or something.
36:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think so.
36:05
SPEAKER_01: I think that's what it was.
36:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:07
SPEAKER_02: I just remember we did that eulogy and it was so brutal.
36:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
36:12
SPEAKER_02: Remember how mad they were too at us?
36:14
SPEAKER_02: Of course.
36:15
SPEAKER_02: They were mad at us.
36:17
SPEAKER_01: We're just bastards.
36:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:19
SPEAKER_02: How dare you take a tribute show and make fun of it?
36:23
SPEAKER_02: How dare we?
36:24
SPEAKER_02: Tribute show.
36:24
SPEAKER_02: There's like six people listening.
36:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:30
SPEAKER_01: It was just a brutal show, man, but it was funny.
36:33
SPEAKER_01: It was.
36:34
SPEAKER_03: It was funny.
36:36
SPEAKER_01: But we were making fun of the fact that he passed away.
36:39
SPEAKER_01: We were making fun of the goofy things that people were saying.
36:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:43
SPEAKER_02: All their silly tributes about gaining their wings and
36:47
SPEAKER_01: playing his golden guitar.
36:49
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
36:50
SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
36:51
SPEAKER_01: It's like, what are you doing?
36:53
SPEAKER_02: He'll be hosting shows with his golden microphone on a cloud.
36:57
SPEAKER_02: Shut up.
36:59
SPEAKER_02: Shut up.
37:02
SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
37:05
SPEAKER_01: People just say goofy stuff when people pass away.
37:11
SPEAKER_02: It really makes you wonder, because you know in their brain they really believe this stuff.
37:18
SPEAKER_02: And when you really draw it out, it looks so ridiculous.
37:22
SPEAKER_03: And again, if heaven's a place and this is all real, well, then fine.
37:27
SPEAKER_02: But the theory...
37:29
SPEAKER_02: That when you die,
37:31
SPEAKER_02: your soul leaves your body,
37:33
SPEAKER_02: floats up somewhere,
37:35
SPEAKER_02: and then you stand in line on a cloud waiting for a gate to open
37:39
SPEAKER_02: while some dude reads a book and looks over every stupid fucking thing you ever did
37:44
SPEAKER_02: and then makes a determination.
37:46
SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't know if I can let you in.
37:48
SPEAKER_02: You jerked off on 1983 on December 14th.
37:53
SPEAKER_02: Do you remember that?
37:54
SPEAKER_02: Do you remember that?
37:54
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
37:56
SPEAKER_02: You remember when you blew off going to church and worshiping the Lord so
38:00
SPEAKER_02: that you could fuck a hooker?
38:02
SPEAKER_02: Do you remember?
38:04
SPEAKER_02: You think about this, and they all have this same thought in their head.
38:12
SPEAKER_02: And it's like, man,
38:15
SPEAKER_02: is this God that created everything,
38:19
SPEAKER_02: is he really sitting around saying,
38:21
SPEAKER_02: you know what, I only want people that only did not jerk off.
38:25
SPEAKER_02: Or that didn't, you know, I don't know, fuck their neighbor's wife or whatever.
38:30
SPEAKER_02: I can't have anybody that did $8 billion worth of charity, but also said, God damn it, once.
38:38
SPEAKER_02: Can't be in my camp.
38:39
SPEAKER_02: No.
38:40
SPEAKER_02: No.
38:41
SPEAKER_02: You think about these things and it's like, what the fuck are people thinking about?
38:47
SPEAKER_01: Well, here's what I think about as far as all of that is concerned.
38:53
SPEAKER_01: You think about the history of the world and put it in the context that you're putting it into.
38:59
SPEAKER_03: Think about...
39:01
SPEAKER_01: The centuries and centuries that have gone by and the billions and billions
39:07
SPEAKER_01: of people that have existed on this earth at one point or another.
39:11
SPEAKER_01: Where in the hell are all those people?
39:14
SPEAKER_01: And they're all going to be in the same place?
39:17
SPEAKER_01: All the billions of people?
39:19
SPEAKER_01: I mean, how many billions of people are on the earth currently?
39:22
SPEAKER_01: There's what, seven or eight billion?
39:24
SPEAKER_01: Something like that.
39:25
SPEAKER_01: Well, think about that.
39:26
SPEAKER_01: Over centuries.
39:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and each one of them is judged on their individual things.
39:33
SPEAKER_02: What about things that have changed from being bad to being okay?
39:36
SPEAKER_02: Right.
39:38
SPEAKER_01: In that context.
39:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean,
39:39
SPEAKER_02: I'm sure there were people in the 60s that were,
39:42
SPEAKER_02: you know,
39:42
SPEAKER_02: white guys banging black chicks that were told,
39:45
SPEAKER_02: you're going to hell for having jungle fever.
39:48
SPEAKER_02: And now that it's okay, now what, do they get a late call?
39:51
SPEAKER_02: Hello, hell?
39:54
SPEAKER_02: Bring up Sam.
39:55
SPEAKER_01: Bring it back up.
39:56
SPEAKER_01: It's okay now.
39:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's all right now.
39:58
SPEAKER_02: Sam can come.
39:58
SPEAKER_02: He can float up with us now.
40:01
SPEAKER_02: Scrape off the scarring off of his skin and send him on up.
40:05
SPEAKER_02: I mean, holy shit.
40:06
SPEAKER_03: Are you kidding?
40:07
SPEAKER_03: But
40:10
SPEAKER_01: yeah, it's an interesting concept, you know, what people imagine things to be.
40:19
SPEAKER_01: And again, none of us know.
40:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we don't know.
40:22
SPEAKER_01: None of us know.
40:23
SPEAKER_01: I mean, what you know is what you believe.
40:26
SPEAKER_01: That's all you know.
40:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:29
SPEAKER_02: I tend to go with, I'm going to live my life the way I live it and take my chances.
40:33
SPEAKER_02: And that's going to be it.
40:35
SPEAKER_02: I know I'm not killing people.
40:37
SPEAKER_02: I know I'm not reaping people.
40:39
SPEAKER_02: It's like, I'm doing all right.
40:41
SPEAKER_02: I'm not really bothering people.
40:43
SPEAKER_02: So it's like.
40:45
SPEAKER_01: You're not bothering the priest.
40:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's it.
40:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:51
SPEAKER_01: But yeah,
40:52
SPEAKER_01: so yeah,
40:54
SPEAKER_01: it's just getting back to people we've lost or have passed away in the last week.
41:01
SPEAKER_01: Three music-related people that we're aware of.
41:06
SPEAKER_02: Dude, a major wrestler died on Sunday morning who wrestled on a pay-per-view last Saturday.
41:15
SPEAKER_02: He wrestled on Saturday night.
41:18
SPEAKER_02: Then got in a car to go to the airport there in Chicago, dropped dead.
41:23
SPEAKER_02: Heart attack?
41:24
SPEAKER_02: They're not saying yet, so probably.
41:27
SPEAKER_01: It wouldn't be surprising, though.
41:29
SPEAKER_03: He was only 40.
41:30
SPEAKER_03: He was 40, and they found him in the parking
41:33
SPEAKER_02: lot at a restaurant.
41:34
SPEAKER_01: Well, these guys with their steroids and all their stuff,
41:38
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's tough on the old ticker.
41:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
41:42
SPEAKER_01: And again, it's not unusual for wrestlers to die at a very young age.
41:49
SPEAKER_02: Brian, you can't say I sexually assaulted a ham.
41:51
SPEAKER_02: It's an inanimate object.
41:57
SPEAKER_01: Did you take that ham's virginity?
42:00
SPEAKER_02: I did take that ham's virginity, quite honestly.
42:05
SPEAKER_02: Jackal's asking me who.
42:06
SPEAKER_02: The wrestler Pac, who was also known as Neville in WWE.
42:10
SPEAKER_02: He's in AEW as Pac.
42:13
SPEAKER_02: Now he's in the ground as Ben.
42:16
SPEAKER_02: But yeah.
42:20
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's interesting.
42:22
SPEAKER_01: We went from trolling old pussy to people dying.
42:27
SPEAKER_01: To death.
42:31
SPEAKER_02: It's the circle of life here, right on the CMS.
42:34
SPEAKER_02: It's the immediate after effect of trolling old pussy, death.
42:37
SPEAKER_02: Right, right.
42:41
SPEAKER_01: Can you, you know, remember, you know, women of getting back to that now and thinking about it.
42:49
SPEAKER_01: When we were kids and there were,
42:53
SPEAKER_01: you know,
42:53
SPEAKER_01: your friend's mom and things like that,
42:58
SPEAKER_01: which were probably younger than the women you would pursue today.
43:01
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
43:02
SPEAKER_01: When you look back as being a young, say, a teenager.
43:08
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
43:09
SPEAKER_01: You would never look at your friend's mom and go,
43:13
SPEAKER_01: man, your mom is hot, unless of course she was.
43:18
SPEAKER_01: But now, would you date somebody like your friend's mom?
43:22
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
43:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
43:25
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
43:28
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
43:29
SPEAKER_02: Of course.
43:31
SPEAKER_01: I'll never forget this because,
43:34
SPEAKER_01: you know,
43:34
SPEAKER_01: growing up, Most of my friends' moms were all similar in the way that they looked.
43:44
SPEAKER_01: They looked older than what they really were.
43:47
SPEAKER_02: Well,
43:47
SPEAKER_02: they all had that same dress and the same beehive hairdo and whatever you call that,
43:55
SPEAKER_02: where they wrap it in the neckerchief or
43:58
SPEAKER_03: headscarf or whatever that's
43:59
SPEAKER_02: called.
44:00
SPEAKER_03: They all had that look
44:01
SPEAKER_02: back then.
44:02
SPEAKER_02: They all had that look.
44:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
44:04
SPEAKER_02: They all were like Samantha from Bewitched.
44:07
SPEAKER_02: They dressed like her.
44:08
SPEAKER_02: Right.
44:10
SPEAKER_01: So you mean Endora?
44:13
SPEAKER_03: No, not Endora.
44:14
SPEAKER_01: That was the grandmother's.
44:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that was her mother.
44:18
SPEAKER_01: So anyway, I'll never forget this.
44:21
SPEAKER_01: So when me and my friends were 18, we used to go down to a place in California.
44:30
SPEAKER_01: North Canton called The Galaxy.
44:32
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
44:33
SPEAKER_01: It was a club, nightclub down there.
44:35
SPEAKER_01: And it was 18 and older because the drinking age in Ohio at the time was 18.
44:40
SPEAKER_01: Right.
44:41
SPEAKER_01: So you could go into a club at 18.
44:43
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
44:44
SPEAKER_01: And so we go down there, me and a couple of my friends.
44:49
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
44:53
SPEAKER_01: Some of them had those tall tables.
44:56
SPEAKER_01: And if you got to the club early, you could claim a table.
45:00
SPEAKER_01: So we had gotten there a little early and were able to grab a table.
45:05
SPEAKER_01: And we're just sitting there at the table.
45:06
SPEAKER_01: And this gal who came in, I think she was a year older than us in high school.
45:13
SPEAKER_01: Linda Layton was her name.
45:16
SPEAKER_01: And so she comes up,
45:17
SPEAKER_01: and mind you,
45:18
SPEAKER_01: this is 1982,
45:20
SPEAKER_01: so this is when Olivia Newton-John was, you know, doing her physical thing.
45:26
SPEAKER_03: Sure, okay.
45:27
SPEAKER_01: You know,
45:28
SPEAKER_01: and so the,
45:29
SPEAKER_01: remember the,
45:29
SPEAKER_01: you remember the little headband things that used to be more popular and all that?
45:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, when they were doing aerobics, they wore the
45:36
SPEAKER_02: headband, yeah.
45:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:38
SPEAKER_01: So some of them would wear like a braided headband.
45:42
SPEAKER_01: You know, it would be braided just for, you know, what do you want to call accent piece look.
45:47
SPEAKER_01: So this girl,
45:48
SPEAKER_01: she comes up to the,
45:49
SPEAKER_01: she knows one of my friends and she's like, she goes, oh, hey, you guys got a table.
45:55
SPEAKER_01: You mind if I share your table?
45:57
SPEAKER_01: And we're just like, no, come on over, you know.
45:58
SPEAKER_01: So she's standing there.
46:00
SPEAKER_01: And then this lady,
46:02
SPEAKER_01: Woman comes walking up and she was, you know, she was hot, you know, older, but hot.
46:09
SPEAKER_01: And she goes, oh, let me introduce you to my mom.
46:14
SPEAKER_01: And of course we're like, look at her like, that's your mom.
46:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:19
SPEAKER_01: Hi mom.
46:20
SPEAKER_01: How are you?
46:22
SPEAKER_01: It was like, holy shit.
46:24
SPEAKER_01: Right.
46:25
SPEAKER_01: Cause she was like wearing the black spandex pants and the, and the headband.
46:29
SPEAKER_01: And she had the,
46:31
SPEAKER_01: you know,
46:31
SPEAKER_01: she had the live in Newton John cut going on and you know,
46:35
SPEAKER_01: the whole thing, you know, and she probably was 36.
46:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:40
SPEAKER_01: That's what I was guessing.
46:41
SPEAKER_01: She might've been 36 because I think she had her daughter at maybe 18.
46:45
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
46:47
SPEAKER_01: So her daughter's 18.
46:48
SPEAKER_01: So I, I put her at like 36.
46:51
SPEAKER_01: So her mom's 36 years old.
46:54
SPEAKER_01: And when I think about 36 now, it's like, holy shit, that's young.
46:58
SPEAKER_01: But it's like, you're at a club and this is your mom?
47:03
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
47:03
SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
47:05
SPEAKER_01: I've never seen moms like that.
47:10
SPEAKER_02: Dude, I had this girlfriend in my junior year of high school,
47:15
SPEAKER_02: and her mom was more hot than she was.
47:19
SPEAKER_02: Right.
47:19
SPEAKER_02: Her mom literally looked about 25.
47:22
SPEAKER_02: Right.
47:24
SPEAKER_02: And she was probably in her 40s or whatever, but she was smoking fucking hot.
47:29
SPEAKER_02: And she had younger siblings to where sometimes her mom and dad would go out
47:36
SPEAKER_02: and she would have to babysit.
47:38
SPEAKER_02: And they knew me real well,
47:39
SPEAKER_02: so they always let me come over and just hang out with her and watch TV or whatever.
47:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm not going to say nothing ever happened, but it just wasn't.
47:49
SPEAKER_02: We were so afraid of getting caught that we weren't really doing anything.
47:52
SPEAKER_02: You know, it was at that age.
47:54
SPEAKER_02: It was younger, you know, where it would have been a real problem if we got caught.
47:58
SPEAKER_02: So we just didn't do anything at our house.
48:01
SPEAKER_02: But I remember one time I came over to her house and,
48:05
SPEAKER_02: you know, we were, you know, we were doing the thing that you do.
48:08
SPEAKER_02: We ordered,
48:09
SPEAKER_02: their dad ordered the pizza and gave us the,
48:12
SPEAKER_02: you know, $15 and said, make sure you give the whole thing with the tip.
48:16
SPEAKER_02: You know, you know, you know that game.
48:19
SPEAKER_02: But then the mom comes out of the bedroom, like dressed to the nines.
48:23
SPEAKER_02: They were going to like a wedding or something.
48:25
SPEAKER_01: Right.
48:26
SPEAKER_02: And I just remember I was sitting on the couch and my dick started getting hard
48:30
SPEAKER_02: and I was like, holy shit.
48:32
SPEAKER_02: I mean, she was like smoking hot.
48:36
SPEAKER_02: And my girlfriend at the time,
48:39
SPEAKER_02: she's sitting right next to me and she just took a look at me and just gave me
48:41
SPEAKER_02: that glare of death.
48:43
SPEAKER_02: Cause she knew that I was totally ogling her mom.
48:48
SPEAKER_02: And I was like,
48:48
SPEAKER_02: you look really good,
48:49
SPEAKER_02: Mrs. V. You look really, you know, I was like, yeah, you sure do.
48:55
SPEAKER_02: Nice tits.
48:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:58
SPEAKER_02: Why'd you share some of that with your daughter?
49:01
SPEAKER_02: Right.
49:03
SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
49:04
SPEAKER_01: It is.
49:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
49:06
SPEAKER_01: It was a, it was a very rare thing to see that, but it's just like, that's your mom.
49:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:12
SPEAKER_02: Well, I will say this one was hot.
49:14
SPEAKER_02: I loved it.
49:15
SPEAKER_02: Like they had a little across the street from their house,
49:20
SPEAKER_02: like cross the street and just down the road a little bit.
49:23
SPEAKER_02: They had like a,
49:24
SPEAKER_02: I guess it's a pond,
49:26
SPEAKER_02: but it was set up as like a neighborhood swimming thing, I guess.
49:30
SPEAKER_02: You know,
49:31
SPEAKER_02: it had like a slide and a rope thing that you could swing on and jump into the water
49:35
SPEAKER_02: and that kind of bullshit.
49:36
SPEAKER_02: Right.
49:38
SPEAKER_02: And she would go out there and just kind of lay in the sun.
49:42
SPEAKER_02: You know,
49:42
SPEAKER_02: with the little kids,
49:43
SPEAKER_02: she would like lay on,
49:44
SPEAKER_02: lay on a chair or something like a, you know, one of those, what do you call those?
49:48
SPEAKER_02: Those outdoor chair things that you could take with you,
49:53
SPEAKER_02: like a portable chair, whatever it's called, like a chaise, a lawn chair.
49:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:57
SPEAKER_02: But the chaise ones, the ones that were like the long ones.
50:00
SPEAKER_02: It folded out.
50:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
50:01
SPEAKER_02: It had like two folds in it.
50:04
SPEAKER_02: She would go over there with the little, with the littler kids and just lay out in the sun.
50:09
SPEAKER_02: While the kids swam or whatever,
50:11
SPEAKER_02: and I can just remember a lot of times like,
50:17
SPEAKER_02: I need to get you naked, see if you look like your mom.
50:20
SPEAKER_01: Right.
50:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's what guys do.
50:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, that is what we do.
50:29
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
50:30
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
50:31
SPEAKER_01: But that's disgusting.
50:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, whatever.
50:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's disgusting.
50:35
SPEAKER_01: Fine.
50:36
SPEAKER_01: I can't believe you...
50:38
SPEAKER_01: Are acting that way.
50:41
SPEAKER_02: Sadly,
50:42
SPEAKER_02: the worst part about it is that's how I was acting when I was like 14 years old
50:45
SPEAKER_02: and it hasn't changed.
50:47
SPEAKER_02: That's the part that's the sad part.
50:48
SPEAKER_02: It's not that I was doing that at 14.
50:50
SPEAKER_02: It's that I'm almost 58 and I'm still that way.
50:53
SPEAKER_01: Well, again, you know, it doesn't go away.
50:56
SPEAKER_01: No, still a horny fucking freak.
51:00
SPEAKER_02: You would think at this point where I fucked hundreds of different chicks...
51:06
SPEAKER_02: And jerked off to thousands more on fucking porn.
51:11
SPEAKER_02: At this point, you'd think I'd be like, all right, enough with the dick.
51:15
SPEAKER_02: Nope.
51:16
SPEAKER_02: Nope.
51:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm still.
51:18
SPEAKER_02: Dude, I was watching,
51:19
SPEAKER_02: I spent most of the week this week, I'm on this October Halloween movie craze.
51:26
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
51:26
SPEAKER_02: Where I'm just watching horror movies.
51:28
SPEAKER_02: Every day I'm watching a couple of horror movies, old ones.
51:32
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, not to saw or any of that shit, but.
51:35
SPEAKER_02: Like this week,
51:36
SPEAKER_02: I watched like the first three Halloween movies and I watched a couple of the Friday
51:42
SPEAKER_02: the 13th movies and whatnot.
51:45
SPEAKER_02: And I'm telling you,
51:46
SPEAKER_02: every time one of these chicks takes her shirt off and starts fucking somebody
51:49
SPEAKER_02: in these movies, which happened in all of those movies, I'm right back there.
51:53
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, all right, where's my fucking iPad?
51:57
SPEAKER_02: I got to see some pussy.
51:58
SPEAKER_02: I got to fucking jerk my dick.
52:02
SPEAKER_02: It's time for a work break.
52:03
SPEAKER_02: Right.
52:05
SPEAKER_02: That's funny.
52:08
SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
52:09
SPEAKER_01: And disgusting.
52:11
SPEAKER_01: Disgusting behavior.
52:11
SPEAKER_02: It's only disgusting.
52:13
SPEAKER_02: Let's keep it real here.
52:14
SPEAKER_02: It's just filthy.
52:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
52:17
SPEAKER_01: Disgusting behavior.
52:18
SPEAKER_01: I can't believe you even talk about this on the show.
52:20
SPEAKER_01: I know.
52:21
SPEAKER_02: It's terrible.
52:22
SPEAKER_02: It's terrible that I share the truth.
52:23
SPEAKER_02: Honestly, there's times like this I wish I wouldn't share so much, but it is what it is.
52:29
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
52:30
SPEAKER_01: That's why people tune in.
52:31
SPEAKER_01: It's like, what are those two chuckleheads going to say this week?
52:35
SPEAKER_02: What is he admitting to that I would never admit to?
52:40
SPEAKER_01: Or they live vicariously through you guys.
52:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I did that once.
52:43
SPEAKER_02: First of all, all the guys listening have done the same shit.
52:47
SPEAKER_02: Right.
52:48
SPEAKER_02: I don't care what they say.
52:49
SPEAKER_02: They can claim that they're on a higher moral ground all they want.
52:52
SPEAKER_02: Every one of them has gotten fucking a rock-hard dick from watching something on TV
52:56
SPEAKER_02: and gone and spanked their shit.
52:59
SPEAKER_02: Every guy has done that.
53:00
SPEAKER_02: You've done that.
53:01
SPEAKER_02: Every guy has done that at some point.
53:04
SPEAKER_02: Maybe not with the consistency that I do, but every guy has done that.
53:09
SPEAKER_02: Come on.
53:11
SPEAKER_02: You know, unless you're gay.
53:12
SPEAKER_02: Even gay guys,
53:13
SPEAKER_02: they probably see fucking,
53:15
SPEAKER_02: I don't know, Brad Pitt or somebody, whoever's a sexy guy.
53:21
SPEAKER_02: Right in the bathroom, pulling out.
53:23
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'd love to have that guy's cock in my ass.
53:28
SPEAKER_01: Dan Blocker.
53:32
SPEAKER_01: A big bear.
53:33
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
53:36
SPEAKER_01: Hey, you remember watching Bonanza?
53:38
SPEAKER_01: Remember Dan Blocker?
53:39
SPEAKER_01: Man, he was hot.
53:41
SPEAKER_01: Right.
53:43
SPEAKER_02: You know, I always had a thing for Hoss.
53:50
SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
53:52
SPEAKER_01: Too funny.
53:53
SPEAKER_01: It is.
53:53
SPEAKER_01: Oh, man.
53:55
SPEAKER_01: All right.
53:56
SPEAKER_01: Well, I think that's going to wrap this first hour.
53:58
SPEAKER_01: What do you think?
53:59
Jesus.
54:01
SPEAKER_01: So what are you going to call this first segment?
54:03
SPEAKER_01: Trolling for old lady pussy?
54:07
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what we're going to call this.
54:09
SPEAKER_01: Give me head until I'm dead.
54:14
SPEAKER_02: Old ladies and young moms.
54:16
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
54:16
SPEAKER_02: I have no idea what this is going to be called.
54:19
SPEAKER_02: Right.
54:19
SPEAKER_01: Right.
54:20
SPEAKER_02: We'll figure it out.
54:23
SPEAKER_01: Hey, AI, what should I call this segment?
54:25
SPEAKER_01: That's pretty much how it's going to get solved.
54:27
SPEAKER_01: Did you listen to those guys?
54:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it'll get the transcript.
54:31
SPEAKER_02: Dude,
54:32
SPEAKER_02: it's always funny when I put that into the AI because a lot of times I use Gemini
54:36
SPEAKER_02: because it's faster.
54:38
SPEAKER_02: Like,
54:39
SPEAKER_02: I'll use Gemini for the write-ups for the shit that's tomorrow because it's not
54:44
SPEAKER_02: as important.
54:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
54:47
SPEAKER_02: And Gemini doesn't do any dirty stuff.
54:51
SPEAKER_02: Google censors it all out.
54:53
SPEAKER_02: So it'll be something like, you're not going to believe what Chris said this week.
54:59
SPEAKER_02: It'll be something stupid like that.
55:01
SPEAKER_02: It won't be like old lady pussy and young moms.
55:05
SPEAKER_02: It won't be nothing like that.
55:08
SPEAKER_02: It'll be some ridiculously silly thing.
55:11
SPEAKER_02: And then I'll go to Grok for the ones that are held a week or whatever.
55:17
SPEAKER_02: And those will just be like brutal because Grok don't care.
55:20
SPEAKER_02: Grok's just like, this guy wants to fuck dead women.
55:26
SPEAKER_02: It won't care at all.
55:29
SPEAKER_01: Trolling for old lady pussy.
55:31
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
55:33
SPEAKER_01: That's stupid.
55:36
SPEAKER_01: All right.
55:37
SPEAKER_01: Well, we're going to jump into the tunes as always.
55:41
SPEAKER_01: I see that there's plenty of requests in the old fast pass on our locals over there.
55:47
SPEAKER_01: And if you're new to the show and you want to support the show monetarily,
55:51
SPEAKER_01: you can also get a request in on a Saturday night by being a member of our locals.
55:56
SPEAKER_01: So if you want to join us.
55:59
SPEAKER_01: Just go over to classicmetalshow.locals.com and sign up.
56:03
SPEAKER_01: It's only five bucks a month, and there's a lot of perks that go along with it.
56:06
SPEAKER_01: And as Chris just mentioned a second ago,
56:08
SPEAKER_01: that every segment of tonight's show will be released tomorrow,
56:14
SPEAKER_01: and it'll all be there for you, as well as the interviews that Chris does.
56:18
SPEAKER_01: He releases those early to the members,
56:21
SPEAKER_01: and Various other perks,
56:23
SPEAKER_01: but the perk on a Saturday is you get a request played,
56:27
SPEAKER_01: and we're going to dip into the old fast pass and play your request,
56:31
SPEAKER_01: but to lead the charge, I'll let Chris pick the first one.
56:36
SPEAKER_01: So what shall we play?
56:37
SPEAKER_03: Well, since I'm in the spirit of October, let's go with Halloween.
56:43
SPEAKER_03: Let's go with The King for a Thousand Years from Keeper 3.
56:49
SPEAKER_01: The King for a Thousand Years, huh?
56:52
SPEAKER_01: All right.
56:52
SPEAKER_01: I think we can accommodate that.
56:54
SPEAKER_02: It's on Keeper 3, The Legacy.
56:57
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
56:57
SPEAKER_02: It's just called The Keeper of the Seven Keys, The Legacy.
57:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's Keeper of the Seven Keys, The Legacy.
57:03
SPEAKER_01: That's exactly what it's called.
57:04
SPEAKER_01: And it is the lead off track as well.
57:08
SPEAKER_01: So anyway,
57:09
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to get into the tunes here while Chris processes the video and tries
57:14
SPEAKER_01: to figure out a name for this segment.
57:17
SPEAKER_01: And we'll go from there.
57:19
SPEAKER_01: But so here it is.
57:21
SPEAKER_01: This is a Halloween with the King for a Thousand Years exclusively here.
57:26
SPEAKER_01: On your classic metal show.
57:27
[music]
57:40
SPEAKER_00: Yo, Metalheads, what the hell are you waiting for?
57:43
SPEAKER_00: Metallica's and Justice For All just dropped and remastered 2LP Vinyl Glory, and it is crushing.
57:48
SPEAKER_00: Blackened, One,
57:50
SPEAKER_00: Harvester of Sorrow,
57:51
SPEAKER_00: those riffs hit harder than a freight train,
57:53
SPEAKER_00: and the drums will straight up cave your chest in.
57:56
SPEAKER_00: This is the album that defined thrash, and now it sounds meaner, louder, and heavier than ever.
58:03
SPEAKER_00: If you call yourself a Metallica fan, then you need to own this.
58:07
SPEAKER_00: Smash the link at the bottom of the screen right now and grab your copy before it's gone.
58:11
SPEAKER_03: Hey, this is Kirk Winstein from Crowbar, and you're watching CMS TV.
58:31
SPEAKER_01: It's Testament right here on your classic metal show with the Disciples of the Watch.
58:36
SPEAKER_01: That one going out by request to Demelich.
58:39
SPEAKER_01: Just before that,
58:39
SPEAKER_01: we heard Metallica with All Nightmare Long from the Death Magnetic release
58:47
SPEAKER_01: for Floyd Gundoli.
58:49
SPEAKER_01: And then Halloween kicking off that block there with the King for a Thousand Years for Chris.
58:55
SPEAKER_01: That 15-minute epic.
58:58
SPEAKER_03: I did not realize it was that long.
58:59
SPEAKER_03: I would not have requested that.
59:02
SPEAKER_03: I just was listening to Halloween all week this week,
59:05
SPEAKER_03: and that was the first thought that came into my head.
59:08
SPEAKER_03: I did not realize it was that long.
59:10
SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
59:11
SPEAKER_03: You got a
59:12
SPEAKER_01: long song.
59:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, it was long.
59:14
SPEAKER_03: It was a long song.
59:16
SPEAKER_03: I'm in there.
59:16
SPEAKER_03: I'm processing shit.
59:18
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, holy shit, that song's still playing.
59:20
SPEAKER_03: I must be working incredibly fast tonight.
59:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:26
SPEAKER_02: But all good.
59:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's why I texted you.
59:28
SPEAKER_02: I was like, hey, I'm back.
59:29
SPEAKER_02: I was back in the middle of the Metallica song.
59:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that Metallica song was almost eight minutes as well.
59:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was going to say.
59:37
SPEAKER_01: So just two songs and there was over 20 minutes long.
59:40
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
59:43
SPEAKER_01: All good.
59:44
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, so there you go.
59:45
SPEAKER_01: You got some metal up your ass.
59:48
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
59:49
SPEAKER_01: Yes, you did.
59:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, man.
59:51
SPEAKER_01: So you and I watched a documentary this week.
59:57
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
59:58
SPEAKER_01: The Widower.
59:59
SPEAKER_01: Speaking of horror movies, Jesus.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_01: This is a documentary that's on Netflix.
1:00:05
SPEAKER_01: If you have Netflix, my nephew actually recommended this to me.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_01: He says, oh, there's a pretty good documentary on Netflix called The Widower.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_01: You should watch this.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_01: And so I thought, I got nothing to do here.
1:00:18
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to flip that thing on.
1:00:19
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to watch it.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_01: I was just like, I got two thirds of the way through it.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_01: And I text Chris.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_01: I was just like, you got to watch this.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_01: This is pretty fucked up.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_03: It was really fucked up.
1:00:31
SPEAKER_01: So, you know,
1:00:33
SPEAKER_01: what it is, is some guy all the way back in the 70s, he went through how many wives?
1:00:40
SPEAKER_01: Six wives?
1:00:41
SPEAKER_01: I think six or seven, yeah.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_01: I think six wives and four of them ended up, quote-unquote, mysteriously dead.
1:00:48
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_01: And he was still walking the streets.
1:00:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:00:54
SPEAKER_01: And it was just kind of a bizarre thing, but the last...
1:00:59
SPEAKER_01: The last one that suffered at his hand, allegedly, was the one that did him in.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:01:09
SPEAKER_01: But it took so long to prosecute this guy.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that last one took, what, nine years?
1:01:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the funny thing is, is his wife's daughter, she was pregnant when...
1:01:27
SPEAKER_01: When he was arrested for the death of her mother.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_01: And her daughter was now like nine years old when he finally went to try.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_01: It took nine years.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_01: It was crazy.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:01:45
SPEAKER_01: But the thing that both you and I agreed about this documentary, just a weird looking dude.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_02: How this guy got six wives is incredible.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_02: That's the real story here.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_03: Not that he killed four of them, that he was able to get six.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:02:03
SPEAKER_03: He's an oddball.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_03: I've got the trailer right here.
1:02:05
SPEAKER_03: You want me to put the trailer on?
1:02:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, go ahead.
1:02:07
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
1:02:08
SPEAKER_01: Very strange, very strange documentary indeed.
1:02:13
SPEAKER_01: I hadn't heard about this guy.
1:02:16
SPEAKER_01: Me either.
1:02:18
SPEAKER_01: But just weird, man.
1:02:19
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
1:02:25
SPEAKER_00: 911 emergency.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_00: 911.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_00: In my 30 years as a journalist,
1:02:42
SPEAKER_00: the case of Thomas Randolph stands out as the most bizarre,
1:02:47
SPEAKER_00: insane, surprising story that I have ever done.
1:02:53
SPEAKER_00: Sharon Randolph had died and the intruder Had been shot dead.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_00: And that's when I just pushed him.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_00: Boom, boom, boom, boom.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_00: Right out of the gate, there were a few things that weren't adding up.
1:03:03
SPEAKER_00: We needed to dig further.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_00: Randolph had six wives.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_00: Four of them were dead.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_03: Hold on.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm going back for a second.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_03: Look at this guy.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_03: He doesn't look like a guy.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_03: He was a very charming and litty person.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_03: I fell for that at first.
1:03:21
SPEAKER_00: This innocent guy.
1:03:23
SPEAKER_00: This jovial.
1:03:25
SPEAKER_02: That does not look like a guy.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's got the high cheekbones.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_01: He kind of almost looks like a transgender person.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he really does.
1:03:35
SPEAKER_03: He doesn't look like a dude at all.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_03: But apparently he was.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_03: Six wives.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_03: My goodness.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
1:03:43
SPEAKER_00: Little smart, funny dude.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_00: This guy's dangerous, and you don't know what he's planning on next.
1:03:49
SPEAKER_00: I'm a nice guy.
1:03:51
SPEAKER_00: I'm cocky, but certainly doesn't make me a murderer.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_00: He's claiming he's innocent.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_00: They know damn well I didn't shoot you.
1:04:00
SPEAKER_00: Or perhaps he's a criminal genius.
1:04:02
SPEAKER_00: I told you we're going to become infamous together.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_00: Prosecutors filed murder charges.
1:04:07
SPEAKER_00: I think about my mom every day.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_00: They had a hundred suspicions that her death was murder.
1:04:17
SPEAKER_00: He's just going to kill somebody else's daughters.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_00: I said, she's dead, isn't she?
1:04:22
SPEAKER_00: I'm the victim of this.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_00: That's an insane person.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_00: That's a psychotic person.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_00: Am I beautiful?
1:04:29
SPEAKER_00: He's manipulated countless people.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_00: He was facing the death penalty.
1:04:34
SPEAKER_00: Thomas Randolph played the system like a fiddle.
1:04:40
SPEAKER_03: In the end, I'm gonna win.
1:04:51
SPEAKER_01: He's got a joker's mouth.
1:04:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he does.
1:04:53
SPEAKER_01: You notice how his mouth turns down at the sides?
1:04:57
SPEAKER_01: It's really weird.
1:04:58
SPEAKER_01: He's a real creep.
1:05:00
SPEAKER_01: Now, back then, I don't want you to play anything, but I want you to back it up.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_01: This is kind of relatable to what we were talking about in the first segment.
1:05:09
SPEAKER_01: Just keep going back.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you when to stop.
1:05:13
SPEAKER_01: Keep going.
1:05:13
SPEAKER_03: Keep going.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_03: Still going.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_01: Keep going.
1:05:26
SPEAKER_01: Right here?
1:05:27
SPEAKER_01: Nope.
1:05:27
SPEAKER_01: Keep going.
1:05:28
SPEAKER_03: What are you looking for?
1:05:29
SPEAKER_01: I'm looking for the picture of his last wife.
1:05:43
SPEAKER_03: Is that her?
1:05:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:05:46
SPEAKER_01: That's who you'll be dating if you're out trolling on a Saturday night.
1:05:52
SPEAKER_03: Come on, Agnes.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_01: Is that your speed right there?
1:05:55
SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying I wouldn't.
1:06:02
SPEAKER_01: So that's what a woman in your age group,
1:06:07
SPEAKER_01: an average woman in your age group, is this who you see yourself with?
1:06:13
SPEAKER_03: For one night, why not?
1:06:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's not going to be one night.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_01: You know it's not going to be one night.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_01: Three, four dates, why not?
1:06:22
SPEAKER_03: A couple of dinners, a blowjob, and fucker once.
1:06:25
SPEAKER_03: A couple of dinners?
1:06:26
SPEAKER_01: Wow, look at you, Mr.
1:06:27
SPEAKER_01: Generous.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_03: Well, we said three to four.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_01: I just don't,
1:06:36
SPEAKER_01: you know,
1:06:36
SPEAKER_01: I couldn't even imagine,
1:06:38
SPEAKER_01: you know, what it would be like to date a woman who's quote-unquote age appropriate.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, it would involve alcohol.
1:06:47
SPEAKER_03: That's how it happens.
1:06:49
SPEAKER_01: And that's what you're trying to avoid.
1:06:51
SPEAKER_03: Yes, that's what I'm saying.
1:06:52
SPEAKER_03: That's why it's not happening.
1:06:55
SPEAKER_03: It would definitely require some alcohol.
1:06:58
SPEAKER_03: I'm not going into that sober.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_03: Are you kidding?
1:07:06
SPEAKER_01: You make me laugh.
1:07:08
SPEAKER_03: That's like four or five shots before you go to the bar.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:07:13
SPEAKER_03: And then you have a couple more
1:07:14
SPEAKER_02: shots at the bar.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_02: And then if she's talking you up, then you're buying her shots too.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_02: It's like, let's just keep
1:07:19
SPEAKER_02: pounding drinks before I pound
1:07:22
SPEAKER_03: your ugly ass.
1:07:26
SPEAKER_01: I keep drinking until you start looking better.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_02: Just imagine though, she's taken off the pants.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_02: She's got them old ass panties.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_02: They're like the bloomers shiny, but they got frills on the, on the, around the legs and shit.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_01: They don't have any cut to them at all.
1:07:45
SPEAKER_01: They're just bloomers.
1:07:48
SPEAKER_02: Look at that pussy.
1:07:49
SPEAKER_02: It looks like a fucking Arby's double on the floor.
1:07:53
SPEAKER_02: Just a mess.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_02: Just a mess.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_02: Looks like a light tan comforter at a Holiday Inn or something.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_02: Ugly pussy.
1:08:08
SPEAKER_02: And you're just like, I got a fucker anyway.
1:08:10
SPEAKER_02: I'm here.
1:08:13
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to do this.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_01: I'm doing it.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_01: I'm already here.
1:08:15
SPEAKER_01: Fuck it.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_01: It's just like your doctor's appointments.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to go through with this.
1:08:20
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to see it to the end.
1:08:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you don't go out of this
1:08:24
SPEAKER_02: and go,
1:08:24
SPEAKER_02: you guys aren't going to believe the pussy I got tonight.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_02: This is one that you don't tell anybody.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_03: You don't tell a soul about this one.
1:08:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, something happened.
1:08:36
SPEAKER_02: I went out on a date.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_02: It didn't go anywhere.
1:08:38
SPEAKER_02: That's what you tell people.
1:08:39
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_02: You hire this guy to kill her, allegedly.
1:08:50
SPEAKER_01: Yep, so that's what you're up against on a Saturday night out trolling around.
1:08:54
SPEAKER_03: You say that like it's a negative, and I'll put this to the chat room.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_03: I admit, she's not a looker or whatever, but she's attainable.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_02: And she's the kind that you're not going to spend a great deal of money attaining.
1:09:09
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's the thing.
1:09:12
SPEAKER_02: At this age, it's, you know, it's pussy on a budget.
1:09:18
SPEAKER_02: You know, you're not looking to spend a bunch of money.
1:09:21
SPEAKER_01: Now, there's a headline for you, pussy on a budget.
1:09:24
SPEAKER_01: Pussy on a budget.
1:09:25
SPEAKER_01: It sounds like you're staying at a microtel or something.
1:09:30
SPEAKER_01: It's lodging on a budget.
1:09:33
SPEAKER_01: Pussy on a budget.
1:09:36
SPEAKER_02: Floyd in the chat room, a practice gal.
1:09:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
1:09:46
SPEAKER_01: That's a good line.
1:09:47
SPEAKER_01: That just made me laugh.
1:09:49
SPEAKER_01: Pussy on a budget.
1:09:51
SPEAKER_02: Well, it is.
1:09:51
SPEAKER_02: I mean, you're not going to have to take this one to a nice steakhouse.
1:09:58
SPEAKER_02: You could probably get by with the Sizzler Taco Bell with this one.
1:10:03
SPEAKER_01: Don't you think?
1:10:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the Sizzler.
1:10:07
SPEAKER_02: What restaurant do you have to take this one for to close that deal?
1:10:12
SPEAKER_02: To close the deal?
1:10:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:10:14
SPEAKER_02: No bigger.
1:10:15
SPEAKER_02: I say no more than Applebee's.
1:10:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:10:18
SPEAKER_01: Chili's, Applebee's.
1:10:19
SPEAKER_02: Chili's, any of that stuff.
1:10:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:10:21
SPEAKER_01: How about is Longhorn too highbrow?
1:10:23
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yes, please.
1:10:26
SPEAKER_02: Longhorn.
1:10:27
SPEAKER_02: What are you kidding?
1:10:29
SPEAKER_02: You don't take her to Longhorn unless you figure out
1:10:31
SPEAKER_02: that she's literally sucking your balls through your dick.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_01: Holy shit.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_01: That's hysterical.
1:10:36
SPEAKER_01: Not the place that you and I and Mean Metal X went to.
1:10:39
SPEAKER_02: No, please.
1:10:41
SPEAKER_02: Maybe the parking lot.
1:10:44
SPEAKER_02: Maybe you could sniff the beef.
1:10:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_02: Maybe eat out of the dumpster in the back or something.
1:10:52
SPEAKER_02: For this one, come on.
1:10:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, good one, Fuego.
1:10:56
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1:11:01
SPEAKER_03: Sebastian Bach is throwing another onstage temper tantrum,
1:11:05
SPEAKER_03: waging war on AI like he's John Connor.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_03: Or is he just screaming at clouds because the world left him behind in 1989?
1:11:14
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1:11:20
SPEAKER_03: A massive conservative festival completely implodes
1:11:24
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1:11:28
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1:11:36
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1:11:49
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1:11:51
SPEAKER_01: but you can, you know, some practical shopping while you're at it.
1:11:55
SPEAKER_03: Jeez, Shelly Rocks, I'm anyone's for Burger King.
1:11:59
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:12:00
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:12:00
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
1:12:02
SPEAKER_02: Shelly, make your way over into the States.
1:12:05
SPEAKER_02: I'll take you to the Burger King every day.
1:12:08
SPEAKER_02: Just for you.
1:12:10
SPEAKER_01: If that's the trade.
1:12:11
SPEAKER_01: I'll take, you know, if that's the standard, I might even one-up you and take you to five guys.
1:12:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:12:20
SPEAKER_02: I might buy you the 20-piece nugget at the Burger King instead of the 10.
1:12:30
SPEAKER_01: It's too funny.
1:12:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is.
1:12:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh, man.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_01: I just thought that I would point out that's what's in your future.
1:12:41
SPEAKER_01: Thanks.
1:12:42
SPEAKER_03: Can't wait.
1:12:44
SPEAKER_03: All right.
1:12:45
SPEAKER_03: Well, let's talk about the present, shall we?
1:12:48
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_01: Let's talk about the present.
1:12:50
SPEAKER_02: Since you mentioned or played Metallica, let's talk about Metallica.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:12:55
SPEAKER_01: They're at the sphere.
1:12:55
SPEAKER_01: They're at the sphere.
1:12:57
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:12:58
SPEAKER_03: And it's the weirdest damn thing with this sphere.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_03: Every single person that I have seen online that went
1:13:07
SPEAKER_03: to this thing says it was fucking amazing.
1:13:12
SPEAKER_03: And that's cool.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_03: But every video that I've watched looks terrible.
1:13:19
SPEAKER_02: So I'm imagining this is one of those times when you really have to be there
1:13:24
SPEAKER_02: or else you're just not going to get it.
1:13:26
SPEAKER_01: You're not going to get the full effect by trying to take a video of it.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_02: Because to me, And we'll play some video.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_02: It's exactly what we said before.
1:13:39
SPEAKER_02: It's the visual is so overwhelming that you can't even see the band.
1:13:46
SPEAKER_02: Like the band looks so incredibly small on the stage compared to the visual.
1:13:53
SPEAKER_02: The visual looks cool,
1:13:55
SPEAKER_03: but I don't know.
1:13:57
SPEAKER_03: I don't know that I'm taking a mortgage payment to go see this.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_03: No fucking way.
1:14:03
SPEAKER_03: You know, but here, I'll put it on the screen here.
1:14:07
SPEAKER_03: So here you go.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_03: Play a little Master of Puppets.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:14:11
SPEAKER_03: Get this on the screen here.
1:14:13
SPEAKER_03: Let's check it out.
1:14:14
SPEAKER_03: This is the night one of the sphere, Metallica.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_03: Now look at how tiny the stage looks compared to the scenery.
1:14:27
SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean,
1:14:28
SPEAKER_01: obviously that's stadium-style seating that takes you all the way up into
1:14:34
SPEAKER_01: the rafters.
1:14:35
SPEAKER_03: But how far?
1:14:36
SPEAKER_02: I mean, that doesn't look like that's that far.
1:14:40
SPEAKER_02: Honestly, what's that look like?
1:14:42
SPEAKER_02: It's about 30 rows?
1:14:44
SPEAKER_02: Seriously.
1:14:45
SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking it might be further than that.
1:14:47
SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking maybe more like 50 rows.
1:14:51
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:14:53
SPEAKER_03: I mean, those guys are small enough,
1:14:55
SPEAKER_03: at least in the video, to That you need binoculars to see them.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_03: You sort of see dots on the screen, but you have no idea who they are or what they're doing.
1:15:05
SPEAKER_03: But this skyline is massive.
1:15:09
SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
1:15:11
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1:16:25
SPEAKER_03: See, correct me if I'm wrong,
1:16:28
SPEAKER_03: but even just watching it, all you're doing is watching the video.
1:16:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, basically, yeah.
1:16:32
SPEAKER_02: You're not looking at all at the stage.
1:16:34
SPEAKER_02: It's only about the video.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because you're surrounded by massive, you know, digital screens.
1:16:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:44
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:16:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm...
1:16:47
SPEAKER_02: I don't feel it personally.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_01: I mean, would you be just as happy to go to the sphere with this display
1:16:55
SPEAKER_01: but not necessarily have a live band on the stage?
1:16:59
SPEAKER_01: I think you would.
1:17:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, the same thing.
1:17:03
SPEAKER_01: I think you'd be fine to see a movie or something like this.
1:17:05
SPEAKER_01: Well, they show The Wizard of Oz there, the actual original Wizard of Oz.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_02: I think I'd rather see that than have a band playing full blast that I can't see.
1:17:19
SPEAKER_02: That's the thing.
1:17:20
SPEAKER_02: And I mean, Metallica does it right.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_02: They did whatever to have the images of themselves mixed into the background scenery
1:17:28
SPEAKER_02: and stuff on some of this.
1:17:30
SPEAKER_02: But I don't know.
1:17:32
SPEAKER_03: We'll
1:17:34
SPEAKER_02: play a little more and we'll
1:17:36
SPEAKER_03: comment.
1:17:36
SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
1:17:36
SPEAKER_03: Now we're killing you.
1:17:39
[music]
1:18:25
SPEAKER_03: I just think it's too much.
1:18:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's overwhelming.
1:18:30
SPEAKER_03: It is.
1:18:32
SPEAKER_02: And I'd imagine it's 10 times more overwhelming actually being there.
1:18:36
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
1:18:37
SPEAKER_03: You know,
1:18:38
SPEAKER_03: because all this motion and shit, I mean,
1:18:40
SPEAKER_03: I'm not one of those guys that gets,
1:18:42
SPEAKER_03: like, epileptic or whatever from shit like this.
1:18:44
SPEAKER_01: Right, have a seizure from it, right?
1:18:46
SPEAKER_03: I'll bet you they do have that problem, though, at this place.
1:18:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think there's warnings about that.
1:18:51
SPEAKER_01: Is there?
1:18:52
SPEAKER_01: That if you...
1:18:53
SPEAKER_01: You know,
1:18:53
SPEAKER_01: prone to epileptic seizures due to,
1:18:56
SPEAKER_01: you know,
1:18:57
SPEAKER_01: lights flashing and all that,
1:18:59
SPEAKER_01: that they don't recommend that you go to these type of performances.
1:19:04
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:19:05
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I don't know, man.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_03: I mean, what would you pay for this?
1:19:09
SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, I know what people are paying for.
1:19:11
SPEAKER_01: I know what they're paying for, but what would you pay
1:19:14
SPEAKER_03: for this?
1:19:14
SPEAKER_01: Me personally, a hundred bucks.
1:19:17
SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't go.
1:19:20
SPEAKER_03: I would much rather see them on as shitty as their little round stages
1:19:25
SPEAKER_03: or their big round stages.
1:19:27
SPEAKER_03: I'd rather see that than this.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_03: This is too much.
1:19:32
SPEAKER_02: And at the same time,
1:19:33
SPEAKER_02: I think the M72 stage with the big poles with the things on it,
1:19:41
SPEAKER_02: I don't think that's enough video.
1:19:44
SPEAKER_02: You lose them again, like when I saw them in Detroit.
1:19:47
SPEAKER_02: I didn't know where they were half the time because I couldn't see them.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_02: And then you're looking up at these little poll things.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_02: The next thing you know, you're watching the video on a poll.
1:20:00
SPEAKER_01: You're there live, but you're watching a video.
1:20:02
SPEAKER_03: But you're watching TV.
1:20:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_03: And I think that's the same with this.
1:20:07
SPEAKER_03: Don't you think?
1:20:08
SPEAKER_01: Well, you can't help but see the video because that's all around you.
1:20:13
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
1:20:17
SPEAKER_01: I mean, your, your eyes aren't focused on one, you know, square screen.
1:20:21
SPEAKER_01: You're, you're, you're surrounded by it.
1:20:26
SPEAKER_02: So how long do you think this lasts?
1:20:27
SPEAKER_02: And I don't just mean Metallica.
1:20:28
SPEAKER_02: I mean, in general,
1:20:32
SPEAKER_02: the sphere as a,
1:20:35
SPEAKER_01: it's going broke.
1:20:37
SPEAKER_01: It's going broke.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_01: They went way over budget building the thing.
1:20:43
SPEAKER_01: And now they can't sell enough shows or recoup the money it costs to run this thing.
1:20:52
SPEAKER_01: So they're talking that this thing may end up just going broke.
1:21:01
SPEAKER_03: The other question is, how many bands are big enough to do this?
1:21:05
SPEAKER_01: Well...
1:21:06
SPEAKER_01: It seems like the only bands that can do it are the legacy bands.
1:21:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:21:12
SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, I mean, they got, and that's what I mean.
1:21:14
SPEAKER_02: They gotta be big.
1:21:15
SPEAKER_02: They gotta be a huge band.
1:21:17
SPEAKER_01: Cause obviously the, the Eagles have played there many times.
1:21:20
SPEAKER_02: You too has done it a bunch of dates and I mean, I, I, I get it.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_02: Springsteen could probably do this.
1:21:29
SPEAKER_02: The only band I would like to see in this environment,
1:21:32
SPEAKER_02: I think they're actually doing it as tool.
1:21:35
SPEAKER_02: I'd love to see Tool because they've been way into this kind of shit since the 90s,
1:21:41
SPEAKER_02: before even video screens
1:21:43
SPEAKER_03: was a thing.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_03: Tool was in it, so you'd imagine Tool would do crazy stuff with this.
1:21:49
SPEAKER_03: I don't know that there's that many bands that can support.
1:21:53
SPEAKER_03: I mean, this place holds like 20,000 people, right?
1:21:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's an arena.
1:22:00
SPEAKER_02: So for Metallica, 24, it's a quarter million people.
1:22:05
SPEAKER_02: They're one of the biggest bands in the world,
1:22:06
SPEAKER_02: but how many bands could sell a quarter million people in a month?
1:22:10
SPEAKER_03: In one city?
1:22:14
SPEAKER_03: And in a city that's going broke?
1:22:18
SPEAKER_03: I just don't see this lasting a whole lot longer.
1:22:23
SPEAKER_02: Frankie Valli could do it.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_02: See,
1:22:26
SPEAKER_02: Frankie Valli's the kind of guy that should do it because you need to be watching
1:22:31
SPEAKER_02: the screens instead of him.
1:22:34
SPEAKER_01: And you wouldn't even know if he was on stage or not anyway.
1:22:37
SPEAKER_03: You don't know.
1:22:38
SPEAKER_03: Even when he is on stage, you don't know how much of him is on stage.
1:22:42
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:22:43
SPEAKER_03: Stop it, Brian.
1:22:44
SPEAKER_03: Twisted Sister with Bach could do it.
1:22:48
SPEAKER_02: And if 480 Truck said before that, that fucking John Tora Quiet Riot could.
1:22:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_01: That's the new hot ticket in Vegas.
1:22:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:22:57
SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile, the John Tora show, nothing against that kid.
1:23:01
SPEAKER_02: We'll talk about it and play some of it in a minute, but.
1:23:05
SPEAKER_02: Forget that kid.
1:23:07
SPEAKER_02: It looks like they're playing in a high school gym.
1:23:10
SPEAKER_02: Do you see the videos of that?
1:23:11
SPEAKER_01: I did not.
1:23:12
SPEAKER_01: I purposely didn't watch any of it because I figured we'd be speaking about it tonight.
1:23:16
SPEAKER_02: We'll talk about it here next here in a minute.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_02: But when you see the,
1:23:20
SPEAKER_02: and again,
1:23:21
SPEAKER_02: you know,
1:23:22
SPEAKER_02: I don't like Alex, but I'm going to even take that off the table for tonight.
1:23:26
SPEAKER_02: And I'm going to judge this thing fairly because me and you have taken a beating.
1:23:30
SPEAKER_02: Because people didn't listen to the videos.
1:23:32
SPEAKER_02: They just thought that we just fucking hate this kid and want to see him fail.
1:23:36
SPEAKER_02: Which, whatever.
1:23:37
SPEAKER_02: You know, I don't care.
1:23:39
SPEAKER_02: I don't care what the fucking YouTube dickwads say.
1:23:42
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, when you see this venue, you're going to be like, what the hell?
1:23:50
SPEAKER_01: Well, again,
1:23:50
SPEAKER_01: it has to be a promoter who's willing to pay whatever the dollar amount
1:23:56
SPEAKER_01: that they're asking to play at their venue.
1:23:58
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what they're asking prices at this point.
1:24:01
SPEAKER_02: Who, Quiet Riot?
1:24:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know what they're asking, what their buy price is.
1:24:08
SPEAKER_03: It's probably up.
1:24:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, let's just switch to that topic.
1:24:11
SPEAKER_03: We'll just switch over.
1:24:13
SPEAKER_02: Because really, I don't have nothing else to really say about the Metallica except for...
1:24:18
SPEAKER_02: It's overwhelmingly large.
1:24:20
SPEAKER_01: It's overwhelming, yeah.
1:24:21
SPEAKER_01: It's huge.
1:24:22
SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know, I have not been inside of the sphere.
1:24:27
SPEAKER_01: I've seen it, but I haven't been inside.
1:24:29
SPEAKER_01: But, you know, by all accounts, I mean, it is a technological wonder.
1:24:35
SPEAKER_01: And, you know,
1:24:36
SPEAKER_01: as far as the assault on your senses visually and audibly and You know,
1:24:43
SPEAKER_01: the whole experience,
1:24:45
SPEAKER_01: I guess, is,
1:24:45
SPEAKER_01: you know,
1:24:45
SPEAKER_01: because everybody that I've spoken to who have been to a show,
1:24:50
SPEAKER_01: they rant and rave about it and talk about it.
1:24:52
SPEAKER_01: It's just, you know, phenomenal.
1:24:54
SPEAKER_01: Something like you've never seen before.
1:24:56
SPEAKER_01: And I can appreciate that.
1:24:58
SPEAKER_01: But how much is too much?
1:25:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:25:02
SPEAKER_03: And maybe that's why it's pricing everybody out of it because it's not meant
1:25:06
SPEAKER_03: for everybody, I guess.
1:25:07
SPEAKER_03: But, you know, we'll see.
1:25:12
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, let's move on to, let's go from this giant venue.
1:25:17
SPEAKER_01: Let's go from one equally large band to another equally large band.
1:25:21
SPEAKER_02: Playing an equally large venue.
1:25:23
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:25:24
SPEAKER_02: Let's move over to the new Quiet Riot with John Tora.
1:25:28
SPEAKER_03: Put this on the screen here.
1:25:34
SPEAKER_03: I can't, there it is, share.
1:25:37
SPEAKER_03: Look at this venue.
1:25:40
SPEAKER_02: Before I even press play, come on.
1:25:49
SPEAKER_03: This looks like a high school gym, doesn't it?
1:25:52
SPEAKER_01: A little bit.
1:25:53
SPEAKER_01: It's hard to say.
1:25:55
SPEAKER_01: Is there any other video further back?
1:25:58
SPEAKER_01: Oh, we'll get some of that when you'll see
1:26:01
SPEAKER_02: these computer screen advertisements
1:26:04
SPEAKER_02: that are blowing advertisement while they're playing.
1:26:07
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
1:26:07
SPEAKER_02: Buy a sub, two for $3 or
1:26:11
SPEAKER_01: Well, we got to make a couple of bucks back after hiring such a stellar lineup.
1:26:21
SPEAKER_02: Well, let's talk about this Torah kid for a minute before we even play the audio.
1:26:28
SPEAKER_02: I just want to be clear that while we have our observations,
1:26:33
SPEAKER_02: you and I, and to be honest, I watched this entire hour and 15-minute show.
1:26:39
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:26:40
SPEAKER_02: The kid is great.
1:26:41
SPEAKER_02: I will tell you straight up, as far as singing, he is Kevin Dubrow.
1:26:45
SPEAKER_02: He's as good as Kevin Dubrow ever was.
1:26:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I saw some of his video with his own band doing the covers.
1:26:53
SPEAKER_03: Seeing him in this environment, it works as far as the voice.
1:27:01
SPEAKER_02: As a performer, A, I stand by what we said before.
1:27:05
SPEAKER_02: My man's got to get on some SlimFast.
1:27:09
SPEAKER_02: He's got to be three bills.
1:27:12
SPEAKER_02: He has to be three bills.
1:27:14
SPEAKER_02: He did not lose a ton of weight like we thought maybe he did from
1:27:18
SPEAKER_02: the AI Photoshop they put up of the band photo.
1:27:23
SPEAKER_02: He did not lose a ton of weight, which is whatever.
1:27:26
SPEAKER_02: You know, I mean, again,
1:27:28
SPEAKER_02: I stand by what I said,
1:27:30
SPEAKER_02: which was you never saw anybody successful in 80s classic rock,
1:27:35
SPEAKER_02: classic metal that was fat.
1:27:38
SPEAKER_02: You never did.
1:27:39
SPEAKER_01: Unless you're meatloaf.
1:27:41
SPEAKER_02: Okay, one.
1:27:43
SPEAKER_01: Or Big Daddy Rich.
1:27:46
SPEAKER_02: How successful is he?
1:27:47
SPEAKER_02: He told me himself.
1:27:49
SPEAKER_02: They're happy at 500-seat venues.
1:27:52
SPEAKER_01: Well, they are a niche band.
1:27:55
SPEAKER_01: I mean, they're not for everybody.
1:27:58
SPEAKER_01: They're certainly not a widespread interest in that style of music.
1:28:05
SPEAKER_02: No, the only two are A, Meatloaf, and B, John Popper, blues traveler.
1:28:11
SPEAKER_01: And even he lost a bunch of weight.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_02: And unfortunately for him, it didn't help.
1:28:16
SPEAKER_02: It actually hurt their career because people actually got used to the fat guy with
1:28:20
SPEAKER_01: the harmonicas on his vest.
1:28:22
SPEAKER_01: And his suspenders.
1:28:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
1:28:27
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say this about this video before we even play it.
1:28:32
SPEAKER_02: I'm happy for this kid, but man, it is apparent that he has been in local bands.
1:28:39
SPEAKER_02: His stage presence to me is very local.
1:28:43
SPEAKER_02: And it's really odd when you see Rudy and Alex.
1:28:50
SPEAKER_02: Again, I'm not going to say anything bad about Alex tonight.
1:28:53
SPEAKER_02: When you see these two that are veterans that know how to do it.
1:28:58
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
1:29:00
SPEAKER_02: You got two guys that know how to perform and you got one guy that's thrilled to be there.
1:29:06
SPEAKER_02: And he sounds great.
1:29:08
SPEAKER_02: And again,
1:29:08
SPEAKER_02: I do not want to trash him because as far as singing goes,
1:29:14
SPEAKER_02: I mean, he's a dead ringer.
1:29:16
SPEAKER_03: A dead ringer.
1:29:18
SPEAKER_03: Which is, again, throwing it back to Meatloaf.
1:29:20
SPEAKER_03: But you'd have to know that whole catalog to get that joke.
1:29:25
SPEAKER_03: All right, so let's watch a little bit.
1:29:27
SPEAKER_03: This is the very beginning of the set.
1:29:29
SPEAKER_03: This is when John Torre makes his first appearance in Quiet Riot.
1:29:34
SPEAKER_03: I got it on screen.
1:29:35
SPEAKER_03: Yes, I do.
1:29:36
SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
1:29:39
If you think you're
1:29:39
[music]
1:30:49
SPEAKER_01: Thoughts?
1:30:50
SPEAKER_01: Well, again,
1:30:52
SPEAKER_01: if I'm not watching the video and just listening,
1:30:55
SPEAKER_01: I might think that this is a vintage Quiet Riot performance.
1:31:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he sounds great.
1:31:03
SPEAKER_01: He does.
1:31:03
SPEAKER_01: He sounds just like Kevin.
1:31:07
SPEAKER_03: But then the stage performance is a whole other thing.
1:31:10
SPEAKER_03: Do you agree with me that he looks like a rookie?
1:31:13
SPEAKER_02: A little bit.
1:31:15
SPEAKER_02: And maybe that'll come.
1:31:15
SPEAKER_02: I mean, he's probably real nervous first show.
1:31:19
SPEAKER_02: First show with Quiet Riot.
1:31:22
SPEAKER_02: And this is literally the first minute
1:31:24
SPEAKER_03: of the first show.
1:31:26
SPEAKER_03: But I don't know.
1:31:29
SPEAKER_03: He comes off hokey to me.
1:31:33
SPEAKER_03: And again, I don't hate this kid.
1:31:37
SPEAKER_02: I can't say that enough because me and you took such a bashing.
1:31:41
SPEAKER_01: But we never criticized him and his ability.
1:31:44
SPEAKER_01: We never did.
1:31:45
SPEAKER_02: But it's more the thumbnails or whatever.
1:31:48
SPEAKER_02: Is he too fat to be the singer or whatever?
1:31:52
SPEAKER_02: And believe me, every fucking comment was, he must be good enough
1:31:57
SPEAKER_03: if Rolling Stone covered it.
1:31:59
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, Rolling Stone, that's your fucking success?
1:32:04
SPEAKER_03: Congrats.
1:32:05
SPEAKER_03: Which I will say.
1:32:06
SPEAKER_01: For stolen existence.
1:32:08
SPEAKER_03: Dude, what?
1:32:10
SPEAKER_03: I will say, for whatever reason, the media buzz on this is nuts.
1:32:16
SPEAKER_03: It's Quiet Riot, for God's sakes.
1:32:19
SPEAKER_03: I mean, when was the last time Quiet Riot meant something?
1:32:23
SPEAKER_03: I mean, legitimately meant something.
1:32:26
SPEAKER_01: What, 1983?
1:32:28
SPEAKER_03: I'll give them even longer than that.
1:32:31
SPEAKER_03: The Wild and the Young was pretty popular, wasn't it?
1:32:33
SPEAKER_03: That was a pretty decent hit.
1:32:37
SPEAKER_03: Sign of the Times?
1:32:39
SPEAKER_03: That was what, 85?
1:32:42
SPEAKER_03: Winner takes all?
1:32:42
SPEAKER_03: When was that?
1:32:43
SPEAKER_03: It was like 85, right?
1:32:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, before Kevin left and Paul Shortino came in.
1:32:53
SPEAKER_03: And that was it.
1:32:55
SPEAKER_03: Once Paul Shortino came in, that was the end of Quiet Riot.
1:32:58
SPEAKER_03: As far as being a band that truly means something.
1:33:03
SPEAKER_01: I mean, obviously they had their comeback with that lineup that Reunited
1:33:08
SPEAKER_01: and put out one album, I think.
1:33:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, one or two.
1:33:12
SPEAKER_01: And they got to be on, what were they, on the Poison Tour?
1:33:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but even that, I don't consider that them being relevant.
1:33:19
SPEAKER_01: No, no, but that had some buzz to it because it was
1:33:25
SPEAKER_01: the most popular lineup we're playing together again for the first time in,
1:33:30
SPEAKER_01: what, 20 years or 15 years or something like that, you know.
1:33:34
SPEAKER_02: Let me just play...
1:33:37
SPEAKER_02: Play with history a little bit, and obviously there's no way to know.
1:33:41
SPEAKER_02: But let's just say for the sake of argument that it was, who was out in 83?
1:33:48
SPEAKER_02: It was Y&T that had the first number one metal album ever.
1:33:54
SPEAKER_02: Let's just say Mean Streak, I think that was probably the album at that time.
1:33:58
SPEAKER_02: Let's say Mean Streak blew up and became the first metal album to reach number one
1:34:03
SPEAKER_02: on the charts instead of Quiet Riot.
1:34:06
SPEAKER_02: Now I'm saying they still put out everything that they did,
1:34:09
SPEAKER_02: but it wasn't them that was the first number one.
1:34:14
SPEAKER_02: Does Quiet Riot matter today?
1:34:17
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:34:17
SPEAKER_02: That's what I think too.
1:34:20
SPEAKER_02: I think they matter in the same way as McQueen Street and Tangier and those kind of bands.
1:34:26
SPEAKER_02: Vain.
1:34:28
SPEAKER_02: And again, not shitting on those bands either.
1:34:30
SPEAKER_02: I like some of those bands,
1:34:31
SPEAKER_02: but I just don't think that A band that had one really good record,
1:34:37
SPEAKER_02: but it was timed perfectly,
1:34:40
SPEAKER_03: would have been successful if they weren't timed perfectly.
1:34:45
SPEAKER_03: That's honestly what I get.
1:34:47
SPEAKER_01: And again, it was still early MTV as well, so MTV was a big driving force for that.
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1:35:26
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
1:35:28
SPEAKER_02: Fucking fur-headed drunk.
1:35:30
SPEAKER_02: Quiet Riot should tour with Wolfie and call it the heavyweights of Rock Tour.
1:35:38
SPEAKER_02: My man is a big boy.
1:35:40
SPEAKER_02: He is a big boy.
1:35:42
SPEAKER_03: There's no denying that.
1:35:45
SPEAKER_03: All right, I'll skip through.
1:35:47
SPEAKER_03: I'll just skip around a little bit so that we're not just listening to the first song.
1:35:50
SPEAKER_03: We'll jump in the middle.
1:35:52
SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
1:35:53
[music]
1:36:20
SPEAKER_03: And just a suggestion to Mr. Tora here.
1:36:23
SPEAKER_03: I understand why he's doing it.
1:36:26
SPEAKER_03: Tribute to Kevin and all that.
1:36:28
SPEAKER_03: But my man, fat man to fat man, you cannot wear stripes that way.
1:36:33
SPEAKER_03: You can't do it.
1:36:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and you can't wear a shirt that's tucked in.
1:36:38
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:36:39
SPEAKER_01: You have to wear something that's untucked.
1:36:41
SPEAKER_02: Yes, because it's just pulling against the big belly button.
1:36:46
SPEAKER_02: It's like, dude, stop.
1:36:48
SPEAKER_02: Or belly button, buckle, belt buckle.
1:36:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, your belt buckle is sunk into your belly.
1:36:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it looks painful.
1:36:55
SPEAKER_02: All right, here we go.
1:36:59
[music]
1:37:12
SPEAKER_02: By the way, do you see this advertisement thing over here?
1:37:15
SPEAKER_03: Just fucking running ads.
1:37:22
SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
1:37:24
SPEAKER_00: Misery.
1:37:25
[music]
1:38:41
SPEAKER_01: I'm just mesmerized by the fact that they have the stage sound guy right on the stage.
1:38:48
SPEAKER_02: I know, he's right there.
1:38:49
SPEAKER_02: He's right on the stage.
1:38:51
SPEAKER_02: He's right there doing the mix.
1:38:55
SPEAKER_02: Doing the mix while the advertisements are playing in front of the stage.
1:38:58
SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's Bush League.
1:39:00
SPEAKER_02: I don't know where this place is in Oklahoma, but...
1:39:04
SPEAKER_02: That has nothing to do with the band either.
1:39:06
SPEAKER_02: I want to be clear on that.
1:39:08
SPEAKER_02: We're not shitting on the band for playing this place.
1:39:11
SPEAKER_02: But what are they doing with these advertisement boards?
1:39:15
SPEAKER_02: That would drive me nuts if I was in the crowd
1:39:19
SPEAKER_02: and every 10 seconds you got some flashing light in your face.
1:39:25
SPEAKER_02: Part of the concert experience is you're in the dark, they're in the light.
1:39:29
SPEAKER_02: It makes them bigger.
1:39:31
SPEAKER_02: Instead, you're fucking competing with two for one on a fucking chicken sandwich or whatever.
1:39:38
SPEAKER_03: All right, I'll skip ahead.
1:39:39
SPEAKER_03: That's funny.
1:39:42
SPEAKER_03: All right,
1:39:42
[music]
1:41:01
SPEAKER_03: Dare I say, he might be better than Kevin as far as sounding.
1:41:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, well, he is young.
1:41:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's very young.
1:41:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's 23,
1:41:10
SPEAKER_01: so, you know, his vocals hasn't taken a beating over decades of singing, you know.
1:41:17
SPEAKER_02: How long do you think he can do this?
1:41:20
SPEAKER_01: How long is Quiet Riot going to be around?
1:41:22
SPEAKER_01: True, that's true.
1:41:23
SPEAKER_01: I mean, what if Rudy?
1:41:24
SPEAKER_01: He's almost 80, isn't he?
1:41:26
SPEAKER_01: He's like 75 or 60 or something.
1:41:28
SPEAKER_01: He's old.
1:41:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so how...
1:41:31
SPEAKER_01: How long is Quiet Riot going to continue on?
1:41:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's true too.
1:41:36
SPEAKER_03: All right, I'll skip forward one or two more times and then we'll call it on this.
1:41:39
SPEAKER_03: All
1:41:40
[music]
1:42:37
SPEAKER_02: Hey, Luke can get a hamburger.
1:42:38
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if you're hungry or not, but you can get yourself a hamburger.
1:42:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you can dine in or
1:42:43
SPEAKER_02: carry out.
1:42:44
SPEAKER_02: Or carry out, either way.
1:42:45
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
1:42:47
SPEAKER_02: There we go.
1:42:48
SPEAKER_00: Looking for some
1:42:49
[music]
1:44:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:44:02
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, I got to give the kid props.
1:44:05
SPEAKER_01: I mean, he transitions from one song to the next pretty seamlessly and,
1:44:10
SPEAKER_01: you know, obviously knows all the words.
1:44:13
SPEAKER_01: And I mean, you know, he's been doing the tribute thing for a long time.
1:44:18
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't know how many of the Quiet Riot songs he typically does
1:44:23
SPEAKER_01: with his tribute band, but, you know, he seems to...
1:44:28
SPEAKER_01: Seemed comfortable transitioning from one song to the next.
1:44:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:44:35
SPEAKER_03: I just wonder, there's obviously a lot of buzz on this right now.
1:44:42
SPEAKER_02: There's a lot of internet buzz.
1:44:45
SPEAKER_02: Obviously,
1:44:46
SPEAKER_02: even the mainstream media,
1:44:48
SPEAKER_02: for whatever reason, has picked up on this story, which is great.
1:44:51
SPEAKER_02: Good for them.
1:44:53
SPEAKER_02: How long does that last?
1:44:55
SPEAKER_02: Two months from now when they've played 12 gigs, is anybody going to care anymore?
1:44:59
SPEAKER_01: No, but it's a human interest story is what it is.
1:45:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:45:03
SPEAKER_01: You know, 23-year-old kid goes from tribute band.
1:45:08
SPEAKER_01: With a bunch of grandpas playing.
1:45:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:45:10
SPEAKER_01: I mean, he's 23 and Rudy's 75.
1:45:13
SPEAKER_01: Rudy's three times his age.
1:45:15
SPEAKER_01: He's 75.
1:45:16
SPEAKER_02: Rudy's three times his age.
1:45:21
SPEAKER_01: Although Rudy looks younger than him.
1:45:23
SPEAKER_01: He does.
1:45:24
SPEAKER_01: Rudy's kept himself in immaculate condition.
1:45:26
SPEAKER_01: That's for sure.
1:45:27
SPEAKER_02: That's amazing.
1:45:27
SPEAKER_02: He really looks walking that little tiny dog of his.
1:45:32
SPEAKER_03: Keeps him in shape, I guess.
1:45:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:45:35
SPEAKER_03: Rudy looks very healthy.
1:45:36
SPEAKER_03: That's for sure.
1:45:38
SPEAKER_02: It's good to know I can get myself a Starbucks, too, while I'm having my quiet riot.
1:45:46
SPEAKER_02: Those boards drive me nuts.
1:45:47
SPEAKER_02: I know it's probably dumb.
1:45:48
SPEAKER_02: I'm probably the only person that gives a shit about that, but that would drive me.
1:45:52
SPEAKER_02: Would that not drive you crazy at a show?
1:45:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, let's get crazy.
1:45:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:45:58
SPEAKER_02: Starbucks!
1:46:02
SPEAKER_02: All right, I'll jump right to the end.
1:46:04
SPEAKER_02: We'll go to the ending.
1:46:07
SPEAKER_01: Of course, it's got to be, come on, feel the noise.
1:46:10
SPEAKER_03: Either that or Metal Health.
1:46:11
SPEAKER_03: I forget which one it is.
1:46:12
[music]
1:47:51
SPEAKER_03: He's nailing it, man.
1:47:53
SPEAKER_03: That's the end of the set.
1:47:54
SPEAKER_03: He still sounds great.
1:47:58
SPEAKER_03: I'll give it to him.
1:47:59
SPEAKER_03: He sounds great.
1:48:01
SPEAKER_03: And maybe,
1:48:01
SPEAKER_03: you know,
1:48:02
SPEAKER_03: I'm sure even the stage presence,
1:48:05
SPEAKER_02: I'm sure,
1:48:06
SPEAKER_02: I'm positive these guys are going to be like,
1:48:08
SPEAKER_02: all right, dude, stop that fucking mud stomping thing that you're doing.
1:48:13
SPEAKER_03: You know, they'll dial him in, I would imagine.
1:48:17
SPEAKER_03: I'm sure.
1:48:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, I mean,
1:48:19
SPEAKER_01: if they're going to invest their future on this kid,
1:48:22
SPEAKER_01: I'm sure they're going to,
1:48:24
SPEAKER_01: you know, give them some guidance and, you know, work with them a little bit and...
1:48:29
SPEAKER_01: You know, maybe Rudy could give him some diet tips.
1:48:34
SPEAKER_02: Well, that is the million-dollar question.
1:48:37
SPEAKER_02: Can he stay fat and do this?
1:48:40
SPEAKER_02: Or will it end up hurting the band?
1:48:43
SPEAKER_02: Because there's already people saying, is that Vince Neil up there and shit like that?
1:48:48
SPEAKER_02: Well, of course.
1:48:49
SPEAKER_02: And that's going to – look, it's meatloaf or it's –
1:48:57
SPEAKER_02: All those jokes are already coming in.
1:49:00
SPEAKER_02: So he's going to take a beating for being fat.
1:49:04
SPEAKER_02: So he can either not look at social media, be tough, or lose some pounds.
1:49:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:49:12
SPEAKER_01: And wear looser clothes that aren't tucked in.
1:49:17
SPEAKER_03: Or striped.
1:49:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:49:20
SPEAKER_03: All black.
1:49:21
SPEAKER_02: Try all black.
1:49:22
SPEAKER_02: Of course.
1:49:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:49:24
SPEAKER_02: Whatever size he is, he's got to be a triple.
1:49:27
SPEAKER_03: Get a quad, all black quad shirt.
1:49:33
SPEAKER_03: Well, good on him.
1:49:34
SPEAKER_02: I'm glad to see a kid actually doing this.
1:49:39
SPEAKER_03: We'll see how long it lasts, but
1:49:41
SPEAKER_01: good on him.
1:49:44
SPEAKER_01: Well, obviously, Quiet Riot is still capable of nailing down some gigs.
1:49:51
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
1:49:53
SPEAKER_02: Question is,
1:49:54
SPEAKER_02: is this attention,
1:49:56
SPEAKER_02: and I'm curious,
1:49:57
SPEAKER_02: you're out there more than me,
1:49:58
SPEAKER_02: you would know,
1:50:00
SPEAKER_02: does the amount of attention that they're getting right now,
1:50:02
SPEAKER_02: does it elevate them
1:50:05
SPEAKER_03: past first opener
1:50:08
SPEAKER_02: of every one of these shows?
1:50:09
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:50:11
SPEAKER_01: No, it's a, you know, it's a, what do you want to call, what's the word I'm looking for?
1:50:17
SPEAKER_01: It's a...
1:50:19
SPEAKER_01: Temporary?
1:50:20
SPEAKER_01: Well, there's a word I'm looking for.
1:50:22
SPEAKER_01: It's the initial curiosity.
1:50:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:50:31
SPEAKER_01: But after it's happened,
1:50:32
SPEAKER_01: then it's just like,
1:50:33
SPEAKER_01: okay, well, there goes Quiet Riot with their new fat kid singer.
1:50:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's true.
1:50:40
SPEAKER_01: You know, but,
1:50:42
SPEAKER_01: you know,
1:50:42
SPEAKER_01: the initial curiosity about it and,
1:50:47
SPEAKER_01: you know, Tribute band singer makes the big time.
1:50:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:50:52
SPEAKER_01: I mean, this is no different than Tim Owens joining Judas Priest.
1:50:58
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
1:50:59
SPEAKER_01: Same type of interest in that.
1:51:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:51:03
SPEAKER_01: How long did that last?
1:51:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, not very long.
1:51:06
SPEAKER_01: Not very long.
1:51:07
SPEAKER_01: You know, obviously they made a movie based on that with Rockstar.
1:51:12
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:51:12
SPEAKER_01: And that's about it.
1:51:15
SPEAKER_01: But as far as,
1:51:16
SPEAKER_01: you know,
1:51:17
SPEAKER_01: elevating them or popularity and stuff, Rob Halford had already put a stamp on it.
1:51:23
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
1:51:23
SPEAKER_01: People were not going to,
1:51:24
SPEAKER_01: even though Tim sounded great, sounded very Rob Halford could carry the tunes.
1:51:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:51:32
SPEAKER_01: As long as Rob Halford was still healthy and still out there and still alive.
1:51:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:51:38
SPEAKER_01: People were not going to accept it and they didn't.
1:51:41
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:51:42
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:51:43
SPEAKER_03: I wish the best to diet riot here.
1:51:45
SPEAKER_03: I hope they do well.
1:51:52
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
1:51:52
SPEAKER_02: So there you are.
1:51:53
SPEAKER_02: So there it is.
1:51:55
SPEAKER_02: Quiet Riot with John Tora.
1:51:57
SPEAKER_02: And I'm sure I'll be in a battle Tuesday because I'm going to be guest hosting
1:52:01
SPEAKER_02: on Hair Metal Guru.
1:52:03
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:52:03
SPEAKER_02: And Hair Metal Guru has been, he is,
1:52:07
SPEAKER_02: he might as well be Tora's girlfriend as much as he's been showing love
1:52:11
SPEAKER_02: for this kid.
1:52:12
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
1:52:14
SPEAKER_01: What is it about just because he sounds like Kevin?
1:52:16
SPEAKER_03: Is that it?
1:52:20
SPEAKER_03: I think that's probably it.
1:52:21
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:52:23
SPEAKER_03: I don't live in that world where,
1:52:26
SPEAKER_03: you know,
1:52:26
SPEAKER_03: and I don't want to shit on anybody, but I guess I'm going to have to here.
1:52:31
SPEAKER_03: You're forcing me into it.
1:52:34
SPEAKER_02: A lot of people out there, specifically in L.A., Their world is these bands.
1:52:44
SPEAKER_02: Their world is 1982 to 1989.
1:52:46
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:52:48
SPEAKER_02: And Hair Metal Guru is one of those guys.
1:52:51
SPEAKER_02: And again, that's fine if that's what you're into.
1:52:55
SPEAKER_02: But like he put out a video this week that said something about,
1:52:58
SPEAKER_02: you know, I was 19 years old when grunge killed my bands.
1:53:03
SPEAKER_02: And I'm just like, dude, didn't kill mine.
1:53:05
SPEAKER_02: I just developed new ones.
1:53:08
SPEAKER_02: I just got more, you know, I got brought more bands.
1:53:13
SPEAKER_02: But there is a lot of people that live that world, you know, and
1:53:22
SPEAKER_02: he's one of them.
1:53:23
SPEAKER_02: So, you know,
1:53:24
SPEAKER_02: for him,
1:53:25
SPEAKER_02: for Stevie, for,
1:53:28
SPEAKER_02: you know,
1:53:28
SPEAKER_02: a lot of those guys out there,
1:53:31
SPEAKER_02: a change in Quiet Riot is still headline news,
1:53:36
SPEAKER_02: you know, where to me, to you, it's like, all right, Cool.
1:53:42
SPEAKER_02: What else we got?
1:53:45
SPEAKER_02: They say you should never look back, but I've never been good at following orders.
1:53:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm Chris Akin,
1:53:52
SPEAKER_02: and while most of you know me for the radio and the interviews,
1:53:55
SPEAKER_02: I've got a past that would make social justice warriors' heads explode.
1:54:01
SPEAKER_02: My latest book, and other things I should not say, isn't a self-help manual.
1:54:06
SPEAKER_02: It's an autopsy of the years 1986 to 1990.
1:54:10
SPEAKER_02: Four years of sex, booze,
1:54:13
SPEAKER_02: and absolute chaos while I was serving in the military in Korea and California.
1:54:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm talking about stories that stay buried in the back of your memory
1:54:23
SPEAKER_02: because society tells you they're wrong and ugly.
1:54:27
SPEAKER_02: I don't live in fear of my past.
1:54:30
SPEAKER_02: Every filthy,
1:54:31
SPEAKER_02: calloused,
1:54:32
SPEAKER_02: and ridiculous moment in this book actually happened,
1:54:35
SPEAKER_02: and I'm damn proud to share it.
1:54:37
SPEAKER_02: If you're easily offended, keep walking, pal.
1:54:40
SPEAKER_02: But if you want to see what happens when you pack a lifetime of dangerous living
1:54:45
SPEAKER_02: into just four years,
1:54:47
SPEAKER_02: head over to
1:54:49
SPEAKER_03: Amazon.com or just go to the link in the description and grab yourself
1:54:54
SPEAKER_03: a copy today.
1:54:55
SPEAKER_03: Both metal fingers are up and the truth is right here.
1:54:59
SPEAKER_03: Get some CMS,
1:55:00
SPEAKER_03: Uncensored,
1:55:02
SPEAKER_03: and other things I should not say as the book,
1:55:05
SPEAKER_03: and it is sure to offend and sicken and make you laugh like you never have before.
1:55:12
SPEAKER_03: And, hey, that's fine, I guess, but,
1:55:16
SPEAKER_02: you know.
1:55:17
SPEAKER_02: But I have a strong feeling,
1:55:19
SPEAKER_02: because I'm probably the only one in Hair Metal Guru's world
1:55:22
SPEAKER_02: that has actually questioned this move.
1:55:24
SPEAKER_02: That this will be a topic.
1:55:26
SPEAKER_02: That's a guess.
1:55:27
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:55:27
SPEAKER_02: We haven't really talked about what we're going to talk about yet, but, you know, we shall see.
1:55:36
SPEAKER_02: Hopefully I don't piss him off and it'll be my last visit to the hair metal guru.
1:55:40
SPEAKER_01: No, he depends on you.
1:55:41
SPEAKER_01: I mean, he sings your praises for your assistance and, you know, helping him with his channel.
1:55:48
SPEAKER_02: I don't think we'll have any issue.
1:55:50
SPEAKER_02: He knows what we do.
1:55:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, of course.
1:55:53
SPEAKER_02: You know,
1:55:54
SPEAKER_02: it's not like I'm going to come on there and he's going to be shocked,
1:55:56
SPEAKER_02: you know, and I'll be polite.
1:55:58
SPEAKER_02: I'll be,
1:56:00
SPEAKER_02: I'll adapt to what he,
1:56:01
SPEAKER_02: you know, as I do when I do everybody's podcast, I adapt to what they do.
1:56:04
SPEAKER_02: I don't bring the classic metal show to them.
1:56:08
SPEAKER_02: You know, I'll do the hair metal guru thing.
1:56:10
SPEAKER_02: I won't swear as much.
1:56:11
SPEAKER_01: So what are you stepping in for Stevie or what?
1:56:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Stevie's, forget what he's doing.
1:56:16
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if this is when he goes to Thailand or He's doing something
1:56:22
SPEAKER_02: where he's not going to be around for like two or three weeks.
1:56:25
SPEAKER_02: So, Jackal, is that Rumble or YouTube?
1:56:30
SPEAKER_02: That would be YouTube.
1:56:31
SPEAKER_02: You're going to have to watch that on the Hair Metal Guru's channel.
1:56:35
SPEAKER_02: I don't think I'll have a way to do that, to do it on our channels.
1:56:41
SPEAKER_02: Winter, 888.
1:56:44
SPEAKER_02: When is this?
1:56:45
SPEAKER_03: It is Tuesday, I think at 9 p.m. Eastern.
1:56:50
SPEAKER_03: Don't hold me to that.
1:56:53
SPEAKER_03: He did tell me.
1:56:54
SPEAKER_02: I could just look.
1:56:55
SPEAKER_02: I could stop being such a lazy shithead and
1:56:58
SPEAKER_03: actually just pull up the text.
1:57:00
SPEAKER_03: Where are you at, hair metal guru?
1:57:03
Anthony.
1:57:06
SPEAKER_02: From 6 to 6.30 Pacific, so 9 to 9.30.
1:57:09
SPEAKER_02: 9 to 9.30 Pacific on Tuesday.
1:57:14
SPEAKER_03: I'll be stepping in for Stevie.
1:57:17
SPEAKER_03: So...
1:57:18
SPEAKER_01: Tune in, please.
1:57:20
SPEAKER_01: Aren't you a good guy?
1:57:21
SPEAKER_01: I am.
1:57:23
SPEAKER_01: You could be out there trolling for old lady.
1:57:26
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
1:57:27
SPEAKER_01: But instead, you're going to do the hair metal guru show.
1:57:33
SPEAKER_01: You're just a giving, thoughtful guy.
1:57:36
SPEAKER_02: I am.
1:57:37
SPEAKER_02: Look at Jaylee.
1:57:38
SPEAKER_02: Chris is going to get guru some strikes.
1:57:42
SPEAKER_02: Probably.
1:57:43
SPEAKER_02: No, I will not.
1:57:45
SPEAKER_02: I will not be bringing the cunt word or the faggot or any of that stuff to that show.
1:57:52
SPEAKER_02: I will be holding my tongue a little bit.
1:57:54
SPEAKER_02: I will play to his audience, not horrifying his audience.
1:57:59
SPEAKER_02: I need to lead a few of them over to here.
1:58:01
SPEAKER_02: Then they can hear those words.
1:58:02
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:58:04
SPEAKER_02: Isn't that why we do other people's podcasts to try and share what we do and bring them to us?
1:58:09
SPEAKER_01: Well, I think they're aware of us.
1:58:10
SPEAKER_01: The reason they don't, you know, frequent us is because we're not their cup of tea.
1:58:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's probably true.
1:58:17
SPEAKER_03: Maybe Sebastian Bach will show up in the YouTube chat.
1:58:20
SPEAKER_03: Fine with me.
1:58:21
SPEAKER_02: He could show up on the screen as a guest.
1:58:24
SPEAKER_02: Do you think that's going to make me back down?
1:58:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're right, Sebastian.
1:58:28
SPEAKER_02: My AI was bad.
1:58:30
SPEAKER_02: You're so smart.
1:58:32
SPEAKER_02: You've gone wild, baby.
1:58:34
SPEAKER_02: Fuck off.
1:58:41
SPEAKER_03: It is dumb.
1:58:46
SPEAKER_03: All right.
1:58:48
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:58:49
SPEAKER_01: Well, since you're talking about Stevie Rochelle, I got a request for some tough here.
1:58:54
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:58:56
SPEAKER_01: Pat Stanton would like to hear some God Bless This Mess.
1:59:01
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:59:02
SPEAKER_01: So we're going to play some tough here for Pat Stanton.
1:59:05
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:59:06
SPEAKER_01: Here's Stevie Rochelle and Tuff with God Bless This Mess exclusively here.
1:59:10
SPEAKER_01: On your classic metal show.
1:59:12
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2:00:16
SPEAKER_00: Hey, it's Sierra Levesque, and you're watching CMS TV.
2:00:33
SPEAKER_01: From the Bustin' Nut release, it is Tesla with She Want, She Want.
2:00:38
SPEAKER_01: That one going out by request to Winter Steel.
2:00:41
SPEAKER_01: Just before that,
2:00:41
SPEAKER_01: we heard some Old Foghat with Don't Run Me Down for the Old Man in the Room Jackal.
2:00:48
SPEAKER_01: And then Dio in there with One Night in the City for the Hardy Boy.
2:00:53
SPEAKER_01: Judas Priest in there with The Ripper for my nephew James.
2:00:56
SPEAKER_01: Queensryche with Take Hold of the Flame.
2:00:59
SPEAKER_01: For Shelly Rocks, Villain with Kamikaze for the Caucasian Sensation.
2:01:06
SPEAKER_01: And kicking off that block, we heard Flotsam and Jetsam with Lucky Day for King Trump.
2:01:12
SPEAKER_01: The Caucasian Sensation?
2:01:14
SPEAKER_01: The Caucasian Sensation.
2:01:16
SPEAKER_03: I can say that is a new name on the old chat wheel or the song request wheel.
2:01:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
2:01:25
SPEAKER_01: So there you are.
2:01:26
SPEAKER_01: Oh, very cool.
2:01:27
SPEAKER_01: We tried to fit a few more in there because we kind of ran long with some of
2:01:32
SPEAKER_01: the longer songs at the beginning of the show.
2:01:35
SPEAKER_03: I was like looking and looking.
2:01:38
SPEAKER_03: I was like, what the fuck's going on here?
2:01:40
SPEAKER_03: I was like, I know it ain't me this time.
2:01:41
SPEAKER_03: Usually it's me being slow, but it wasn't me.
2:01:44
SPEAKER_01: I was just trying to burn through a few requests here because there was
2:01:47
SPEAKER_01: a tremendous amount of requests this evening, which I appreciate.
2:01:54
SPEAKER_01: Trying to get as many in and Speaking of songs,
2:01:58
SPEAKER_01: did your buddy Eric Ferentino send you the two Steven Piercy songs?
2:02:04
SPEAKER_03: I have not heard anything from Eric, no.
2:02:06
SPEAKER_01: Oh, he sent me two songs.
2:02:09
SPEAKER_01: Well, I guess I'm
2:02:10
SPEAKER_03: on the outs.
2:02:12
SPEAKER_01: Well, I think what he did, he was thinking that Steven is playing at the Arcata.
2:02:18
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:02:21
SPEAKER_01: In December.
2:02:22
SPEAKER_01: And he's like, I guess I'm going to be seeing you pretty soon, bro.
2:02:25
SPEAKER_01: Here's a couple of new songs.
2:02:27
SPEAKER_01: That's cool.
2:02:27
SPEAKER_01: How do they sound?
2:02:28
SPEAKER_01: They sound like they're in line with Smash.
2:02:33
SPEAKER_01: Okay, good.
2:02:34
SPEAKER_03: I like that.
2:02:35
SPEAKER_01: Of course, you know, I like that.
2:02:36
SPEAKER_01: I love that record.
2:02:37
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, they're very rat sounding, Smash sounding songs.
2:02:45
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I think it's going to be a good album from what I've heard,
2:02:48
SPEAKER_01: at least the three songs I've heard.
2:02:51
SPEAKER_03: I like the one song that I've heard.
2:02:53
SPEAKER_03: It sounded really good.
2:02:55
SPEAKER_01: So looking forward to the new Steven Piercy.
2:03:00
SPEAKER_03: Can't wait.
2:03:01
SPEAKER_03: When does that come out?
2:03:01
SPEAKER_03: I said like next month?
2:03:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think so.
2:03:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like November something, I think.
2:03:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:03:09
SPEAKER_01: I like that guy, that Steven Piercy fella.
2:03:11
SPEAKER_03: I like everybody.
2:03:12
SPEAKER_03: I think everybody in that band now.
2:03:14
SPEAKER_03: Everybody in that band is great.
2:03:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, now.
2:03:17
SPEAKER_01: Obviously,
2:03:17
SPEAKER_01: Eric has been a bud for years and Steven,
2:03:20
SPEAKER_01: you know,
2:03:21
SPEAKER_01: he gravitated toward us and has told us on
2:03:24
SPEAKER_01: a few occasions he really likes our commentary.
2:03:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:03:28
SPEAKER_01: And, you know, he's always been very kind to me for as many times as I've been out to the shows.
2:03:34
SPEAKER_01: He's always been very gracious about inviting me back and letting me hang and
2:03:39
SPEAKER_01: Of course, their new addition, Joel Holkstra, was very cool to meet him.
2:03:45
SPEAKER_01: Matt Thorne.
2:03:47
SPEAKER_01: Matt Thorne, very nice guy.
2:03:49
SPEAKER_01: And of course, Blas Elias.
2:03:51
SPEAKER_01: I've got to know him pretty well over the last couple of years.
2:03:55
SPEAKER_01: So very, very, very cool band.
2:03:58
SPEAKER_01: Very good, very tight band.
2:04:00
SPEAKER_01: They seem very cohesive.
2:04:03
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm thrilled that they're putting out music.
2:04:05
SPEAKER_03: Man, it has been way too long for those guys.
2:04:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:04:11
SPEAKER_03: That'll be good.
2:04:11
SPEAKER_03: I cannot wait to hear the whole thing.
2:04:13
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to hit Eric up on the text tomorrow and be like, what the fuck, bro?
2:04:20
SPEAKER_03: You didn't send them to me.
2:04:21
SPEAKER_02: You only sent them to Neely.
2:04:23
SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
2:04:25
SPEAKER_02: I thought we were good.
2:04:27
SPEAKER_02: You said you weren't mad about me leaving the show, you prick.
2:04:34
SPEAKER_01: So it's just kind of funny because what was it,
2:04:38
SPEAKER_01: a year and a half, maybe two years ago, Steven was saying, this is the last round.
2:04:42
SPEAKER_01: This is it.
2:04:43
SPEAKER_01: I'm retiring.
2:04:43
SPEAKER_01: I'm getting off the road.
2:04:46
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
2:04:48
SPEAKER_01: And then all you see is more dates being booked.
2:04:53
SPEAKER_01: Not that I care because I like Steven.
2:04:55
SPEAKER_01: I like going to see him and he still performs well.
2:04:58
SPEAKER_01: And he's a character.
2:05:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he is.
2:05:02
SPEAKER_03: Dude, it's so funny.
2:05:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:05:04
SPEAKER_03: I know you're aware of this,
2:05:05
SPEAKER_03: that I've been slowly moving content over,
2:05:10
SPEAKER_03: you know,
2:05:11
SPEAKER_03: from the old channel,
2:05:12
SPEAKER_03: and then I just kind of put a new face on it and move it over to the newer...
2:05:18
SPEAKER_03: Um, YouTube channel,
2:05:19
SPEAKER_03: which as much as I shit on the YouTube people,
2:05:21
SPEAKER_03: by the way, I would like to say thanks to them in one regard.
2:05:25
SPEAKER_03: We crossed 5,000 followers this week,
2:05:27
SPEAKER_03: which is amazing because it's such a shitty channel with all the editing
2:05:31
SPEAKER_03: and stuff that's on it.
2:05:32
SPEAKER_03: But, but we, we crossed the 5,000 follower barrier, which is amazing.
2:05:38
SPEAKER_03: Um, But yeah,
2:05:41
SPEAKER_03: so anyway,
2:05:41
SPEAKER_03: so I've been moving stuff over,
2:05:43
SPEAKER_03: and the way I do it generally is I just look and I see what in our history has had
2:05:50
SPEAKER_03: the most views,
2:05:51
SPEAKER_03: you know,
2:05:52
SPEAKER_03: because I figure that's probably the stuff people want to hear the most,
2:05:55
SPEAKER_03: for the most part.
2:05:56
SPEAKER_03: I mean, not always, but,
2:05:58
SPEAKER_03: you know, so that's how I've been kind of picking and choosing what I'm moving over.
2:06:02
SPEAKER_03: So the top,
2:06:03
SPEAKER_03: and the way I do it is there's a little filter thing on it,
2:06:06
SPEAKER_03: and it You know,
2:06:07
SPEAKER_03: you hit it and you tell it, give me the, filter it by the views, most to least.
2:06:13
SPEAKER_03: The top two things,
2:06:15
SPEAKER_03: and I cannot pull the trigger to pull them over,
2:06:18
SPEAKER_03: just because we like Steven so much,
2:06:21
SPEAKER_02: are the Sao Paulo,
2:06:24
SPEAKER_02: and then there's another one that I think was called The Sad State of Steven.
2:06:28
SPEAKER_01: Yes, when he was, he was pretty fucked up on stage.
2:06:31
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
2:06:32
SPEAKER_01: He claimed that he took the wrong prescription or something.
2:06:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, whatever, but.
2:06:38
SPEAKER_03: But I literally was like,
2:06:41
SPEAKER_03: all right,
2:06:43
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if we can, I don't know if I want to pull those over
2:06:48
SPEAKER_02: quite yet.
2:06:50
SPEAKER_02: Maybe I'll just leave those in the old archive.
2:06:52
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
2:06:53
SPEAKER_02: I don't need to bring a new light on that right now.
2:06:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so, you know, Stephen's been very, very good to us over the last, you know, 20 years.
2:07:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:07:07
SPEAKER_01: And again, he's told me on several occasions what a fan of the show he is.
2:07:15
SPEAKER_01: He goes, I hear you guys' commentary.
2:07:18
SPEAKER_01: I got to tell you, you guys are dead on.
2:07:20
SPEAKER_01: You guys are dead on.
2:07:22
SPEAKER_03: That is funny.
2:07:25
SPEAKER_03: All right.
2:07:25
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
2:07:25
SPEAKER_03: Tonight is that weird night.
2:07:26
SPEAKER_03: Now we're getting super chats.
2:07:29
SPEAKER_03: Jay Lee wants to know about seeing you at the Arcata.
2:07:34
SPEAKER_03: Will you...
2:07:35
SPEAKER_03: Will you go out of your way to see Jaylee?
2:07:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sure.
2:07:40
SPEAKER_01: I'm always out in the foyer area after the show,
2:07:44
SPEAKER_01: typically,
2:07:45
SPEAKER_01: and people have come up and Typically,
2:07:49
SPEAKER_01: I've met quite a few people at the Arcata just because I hang out after the show in
2:07:55
SPEAKER_01: the entryway.
2:07:56
SPEAKER_01: And a lot of people come up because that's where they sell the merch and stuff.
2:08:00
SPEAKER_02: Right.
2:08:00
SPEAKER_01: And they come up and say hello.
2:08:03
SPEAKER_01: And I think there's a video out there where Eric was out there at one of the shows
2:08:10
SPEAKER_01: and he was talking to somebody and some guy comes walking up to him and goes,
2:08:15
SPEAKER_01: hey, is Neely here?
2:08:16
SPEAKER_01: Is he here?
2:08:18
SPEAKER_01: And he's just like, yeah, he's here somewhere, you know.
2:08:21
SPEAKER_02: Boy, that makes Eric feel great, doesn't it?
2:08:24
SPEAKER_02: Hey, you're in the band, right?
2:08:25
SPEAKER_02: What about Neely?
2:08:26
SPEAKER_02: Is he here?
2:08:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, of course.
2:08:28
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
2:08:29
SPEAKER_01: But of course,
2:08:30
SPEAKER_01: you know,
2:08:30
SPEAKER_01: yeah, I'm always happy to say hello and shake a hand and chit-chat a little bit.
2:08:35
SPEAKER_01: That's pretty good.
2:08:37
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
2:08:39
SPEAKER_01: The Arcata is like my second home almost.
2:08:42
SPEAKER_03: They don't come here very often.
2:08:45
SPEAKER_01: Whatever promoter,
2:08:47
SPEAKER_01: you know,
2:08:47
SPEAKER_01: whatever promoter, but,
2:08:48
SPEAKER_01: you know,
2:08:49
SPEAKER_01: Rano Nesty over there at the Nesty Entertainment Group,
2:08:52
SPEAKER_01: he brings in Doc and all the time,
2:08:54
SPEAKER_01: he brings in Pure C,
2:08:56
SPEAKER_01: he brings in,
2:08:57
SPEAKER_01: you know, he's got his core of bands he likes to bring in once or twice a year.
2:09:01
SPEAKER_03: Sure.
2:09:02
SPEAKER_01: You know, and he does that all the time, like Wasp.
2:09:05
SPEAKER_01: You know, he sells multiple nights of Wasp at the Arcata.
2:09:10
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to see him at this Plains Theater on Friday.
2:09:13
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
2:09:15
SPEAKER_01: So that's his other venue.
2:09:18
SPEAKER_03: Hopefully you'll get a show.
2:09:19
SPEAKER_03: I heard Blackie canceled tonight.
2:09:21
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I wasn't aware.
2:09:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they canceled and only KK's Priest played.
2:09:26
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:09:27
SPEAKER_03: I did hear that.
2:09:29
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:09:31
SPEAKER_01: Well, we'll see.
2:09:32
SPEAKER_01: Because I think you said tonight?
2:09:34
SPEAKER_01: Tonight.
2:09:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh, because one of our CMS fans were going out to see him tonight.
2:09:39
SPEAKER_01: Well, they're seeing KK's Priest and that would be it.
2:09:43
SPEAKER_01: That would be Chuck from North Carolina just caught Wasp.
2:09:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh, he just caught them in Raleigh.
2:09:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:09:49
SPEAKER_01: So where was this tonight?
2:09:51
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
2:09:53
SPEAKER_03: Honestly, I just happened to see it float by on X quickly.
2:09:58
SPEAKER_03: Wasp was just like the official statement from KK's Priest saying,
2:10:03
SPEAKER_03: Wasp will not be performing tonight, but...
2:10:06
SPEAKER_03: KK's Priest will play a headline show.
2:10:08
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:10:09
SPEAKER_03: So I'm not sure where they are tonight.
2:10:11
SPEAKER_01: Maybe Blackie will put out a gospel album soon.
2:10:16
SPEAKER_01: Great.
2:10:19
SPEAKER_03: I'm not even opposed to people.
2:10:21
SPEAKER_03: If you want to buy into that hocus pocus, go ahead.
2:10:25
SPEAKER_03: But don't think your fans want it.
2:10:28
SPEAKER_03: Especially if you built your whole career not doing that to your fans.
2:10:34
SPEAKER_03: Don't release it out there like your friends...
2:10:36
SPEAKER_03: Have some reason to buy it.
2:10:40
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
2:10:41
SPEAKER_03: Just don't do that.
2:10:42
SPEAKER_03: That's shitty.
2:10:43
SPEAKER_03: That's just so shitty to do that.
2:10:45
SPEAKER_01: It was like Carrie Livgren of Kansas.
2:10:50
SPEAKER_01: When he left Kansas,
2:10:51
SPEAKER_01: he got all churchy and religious and did all kinds of religious music and stuff.
2:10:58
SPEAKER_03: Right.
2:11:00
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
2:11:00
SPEAKER_03: I don't know why they do that shit.
2:11:02
SPEAKER_01: Maybe if they.
2:11:04
SPEAKER_01: It's their newfound faith, I guess.
2:11:06
SPEAKER_01: Who knows?
2:11:07
SPEAKER_03: You know what?
2:11:09
SPEAKER_03: That's just as bad as politics as far as I'm concerned with the music.
2:11:14
SPEAKER_03: If that's your faith, that's your faith.
2:11:16
SPEAKER_03: It doesn't mean that it's a product.
2:11:20
SPEAKER_01: Well, again, they look at it as spreading the word.
2:11:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, please.
2:11:26
SPEAKER_03: Spread the word of the evil that you've been spreading, please.
2:11:30
SPEAKER_01: Whether we're evil or divine, we're the last in line.
2:11:34
SPEAKER_03: I know this.
2:11:36
SPEAKER_03: The last couple of Black Eve records are completely forgettable.
2:11:41
SPEAKER_03: Golgotha and Babylon.
2:11:44
SPEAKER_03: Can you name one song off either?
2:11:46
SPEAKER_03: No.
2:11:48
SPEAKER_03: And you're a Wasp fan.
2:11:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:11:50
SPEAKER_03: You're an absolute fan.
2:11:51
SPEAKER_03: You can't name one song off of the last two records.
2:11:55
SPEAKER_01: Babylon.
2:11:56
SPEAKER_03: Okay, yeah, because it's the name, right?
2:11:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and Golgotha.
2:12:06
SPEAKER_02: You know,
2:12:06
SPEAKER_02: I have a hard time getting my religious talk from the guy that told me to fuck like
2:12:10
SPEAKER_02: a beast.
2:12:11
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:12:12
SPEAKER_03: You know, and, you know, fuck me, I'm an animal and all that shit that he was doing.
2:12:18
SPEAKER_01: But, you know, again, KFD still ranks the top for me.
2:12:22
SPEAKER_01: That's a good one.
2:12:24
SPEAKER_01: That one is so, so vile.
2:12:28
SPEAKER_01: It's just a vile record.
2:12:32
SPEAKER_03: Jim says the show that was canceled was New Jersey.
2:12:35
SPEAKER_01: New Jersey.
2:12:36
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:12:38
SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, I mean, I
2:12:40
SPEAKER_03: love KFD too.
2:12:41
SPEAKER_03: That's one of my favorite.
2:12:42
SPEAKER_03: I think my favorite though, bar none is Last Command.
2:12:46
SPEAKER_03: That's the one I still go to about every two months.
2:12:51
SPEAKER_03: I'm like on like a two month thing with Wasp.
2:12:54
SPEAKER_03: About every two months I pull out an album and listen to it.
2:12:57
SPEAKER_03: And it's usually The Last Command or Headless Children.
2:13:03
SPEAKER_03: Or Neon Gods or Crimson Idol.
2:13:07
SPEAKER_01: Why don't you just say you like the early catalog?
2:13:11
SPEAKER_02: Well, but I go later in.
2:13:12
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I just said I like the Neon Gods.
2:13:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:13:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:13:15
SPEAKER_01: Those are later.
2:13:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:13:17
SPEAKER_01: That's when I got, you know, I got to know Blackie best during that era.
2:13:25
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
2:13:26
SPEAKER_03: Sebastian Bach is throwing another on-stage temper tantrum,
2:13:30
SPEAKER_03: waging war on AI like he's John Connor.
2:13:34
SPEAKER_03: Or is he just screaming at clouds because the world left him behind in 1989?
2:13:39
SPEAKER_03: Meanwhile, Howard Stern barely broadcasts anymore, but he'll still take your subscription cash.
2:13:45
SPEAKER_03: A massive conservative festival completely implodes
2:13:49
SPEAKER_03: because nobody bought their ridiculous VIP tickets.
2:13:53
SPEAKER_03: And Kid Rock, he's dropping a Christian album?
2:13:56
SPEAKER_03: We're tearing through all this delusional nonsense on the cut,
2:14:00
SPEAKER_03: but freeloaders don't get to hear it.
2:14:03
SPEAKER_03: It's exclusively for CMS paid VIPs on Locals.
2:14:07
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2:14:14
SPEAKER_01: And he was a frequent guest at that point.
2:14:20
SPEAKER_01: And we got to...
2:14:21
SPEAKER_01: Got to talking quite a bit and that's when
2:14:24
SPEAKER_01: the whole Frankie Benali thing got really nasty and Frankie didn't like us anymore.
2:14:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, then Frankie hated us for the rest of his life.
2:14:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he hated me for even asking the question because,
2:14:38
SPEAKER_01: you know,
2:14:38
SPEAKER_01: and Blackie was very candid on the show about his relationship with Frankie Benali.
2:14:46
SPEAKER_01: He wanted Frankie to be the drummer on that tour.
2:14:50
SPEAKER_01: And Frankie declined.
2:14:52
SPEAKER_01: And he said, yeah, so I took his drum tracks off the record.
2:14:59
SPEAKER_01: The pettiness of these guys.
2:15:01
SPEAKER_01: I know.
2:15:01
SPEAKER_01: It was so funny, though.
2:15:02
SPEAKER_01: But then Frankie was just like, yeah, and I can't talk to you anymore.
2:15:07
SPEAKER_01: You're out.
2:15:09
SPEAKER_01: Basically, yeah.
2:15:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:15:12
SPEAKER_01: And he didn't want to talk to me either.
2:15:14
SPEAKER_01: You know, and I went, they were here, what was the, I think, Rock Never Stops or some shit.
2:15:21
SPEAKER_01: And I walked right up to them face to face.
2:15:24
SPEAKER_01: And I said, well, why do you have an issue with me?
2:15:27
SPEAKER_01: And he goes,
2:15:29
SPEAKER_01: you know,
2:15:29
SPEAKER_01: because every subsequent interview that I had,
2:15:34
SPEAKER_01: because I think they were promoting the Quiet Riot record or something at
2:15:38
SPEAKER_01: that point, he said, everybody had to ask me about Blackie removing the drum tracks.
2:15:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, how's that your fault that everybody else did it?
2:15:45
SPEAKER_01: Well, because I asked the question.
2:15:47
SPEAKER_03: So what?
2:15:49
SPEAKER_03: I guess I'm the bad guy.
2:15:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:15:53
SPEAKER_03: You know, and I mean, we've had that happen before.
2:15:55
SPEAKER_03: Obviously, Jan Keeneman, same thing.
2:15:57
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
2:15:58
SPEAKER_03: We asked her about getting punched out or about Janet Garner getting punched out.
2:16:01
SPEAKER_03: And then every interview after asked her the same question.
2:16:04
SPEAKER_03: But, you know, and I get it.
2:16:06
SPEAKER_03: But at the same time, don't shoot the messenger.
2:16:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just because I had a good question or came up with a good question,
2:16:16
SPEAKER_01: obviously it caught the attention of other people,
2:16:20
SPEAKER_01: but I guess it's that negative attention you don't want.
2:16:24
SPEAKER_03: If he wanted to be mad at somebody, he should have been mad at Blackie for saying the answer.
2:16:27
SPEAKER_03: The answer was the problem, not the question.
2:16:30
SPEAKER_03: Blackie could have easily just said,
2:16:32
SPEAKER_03: you know, I'm not sure I understand what you're talking about and move the fuck on.
2:16:36
SPEAKER_03: But he didn't.
2:16:37
SPEAKER_03: He made a big deal about it.
2:16:39
SPEAKER_03: It was Blackie that made the problem, not you.
2:16:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah,
2:16:42
SPEAKER_01: I know.
2:16:43
SPEAKER_01: But we were ganging up on him, man.
2:16:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I guess.
2:16:47
SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
2:16:47
SPEAKER_01: That's what it was.
2:16:48
SPEAKER_01: I was ganging up on him with Blackie.
2:16:49
SPEAKER_01: I was siding with Blackie on this
2:16:51
SPEAKER_03: one, man.
2:16:52
SPEAKER_03: These guys are such temperamental fucking douches sometimes.
2:16:57
SPEAKER_03: Just like Bach in our chat or in our comments.
2:17:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:17:03
SPEAKER_01: Why is a guy like,
2:17:04
SPEAKER_01: and again,
2:17:05
SPEAKER_01: I understand it,
2:17:06
SPEAKER_01: but why is Sebastian Bach wasting his time putting comments on YouTube
2:17:11
SPEAKER_01: of all things?
2:17:11
SPEAKER_03: Why does he give a shit what two knuckleheads say?
2:17:16
SPEAKER_03: We don't even acknowledge ourselves as fucking journalists or any of that.
2:17:21
SPEAKER_03: We regularly say we're two fucking knuckleheads.
2:17:25
SPEAKER_03: And you're literally listening to our fucking conversation that we would have at a bar.
2:17:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just our opinion.
2:17:32
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't make it so.
2:17:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but some of these guys, they get so fucking upset about everything.
2:17:38
SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
2:17:40
SPEAKER_03: Quiet, right?
2:17:41
SPEAKER_03: Look at how fucking mad those guys were at me for nothing.
2:17:46
SPEAKER_03: For literally nothing.
2:17:47
SPEAKER_03: You know, look at Jizzy.
2:17:50
SPEAKER_03: Who supported Jizzy more than me?
2:17:52
SPEAKER_03: And I don't even want to put you into the category.
2:17:55
SPEAKER_03: Nobody supported that guy more than me in this realm And he absolutely hates me
2:18:02
SPEAKER_03: because somebody said something about something that had nothing to do with him.
2:18:07
SPEAKER_03: It's like, what the hell?
2:18:09
SPEAKER_03: It had nothing to do with Jizzy.
2:18:12
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:18:12
SPEAKER_03: Hell, he was mad at me because you said something about Jizzy at one point.
2:18:16
SPEAKER_01: And again, that was another situation where I walked up on him face to face.
2:18:21
SPEAKER_01: It's just like, what's the deal?
2:18:24
SPEAKER_01: What's the problem?
2:18:25
SPEAKER_01: You know, we're good, bro.
2:18:27
SPEAKER_01: We're good.
2:18:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:18:29
SPEAKER_01: And we literally hugged it out.
2:18:31
SPEAKER_01: We're just like, you know, dude, I'm not trying to be critical of you.
2:18:35
SPEAKER_03: Well, I didn't, I mean,
2:18:38
SPEAKER_03: I didn't agree with you,
2:18:39
SPEAKER_03: but that was just,
2:18:42
SPEAKER_03: you know,
2:18:43
SPEAKER_03: and the part that bugged me about that,
2:18:44
SPEAKER_03: not that this is even what we want to be talking about or whatever,
2:18:47
SPEAKER_03: but what bugged me the most about that was that I literally,
2:18:53
SPEAKER_03: it was one of the few times that me and you Had a strong disagreement
2:18:58
SPEAKER_03: about anything.
2:18:59
SPEAKER_03: Not an argument, but you said, Jizzy doesn't sound to me
2:19:05
SPEAKER_02: like Quiet Riot.
2:19:06
SPEAKER_01: I said, I don't hear it, is what I said.
2:19:09
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, well, I do.
2:19:11
SPEAKER_02: I think you're crazy.
2:19:13
SPEAKER_02: I hear it.
2:19:14
SPEAKER_02: I hear that it's a fit.
2:19:15
SPEAKER_02: I said that.
2:19:17
SPEAKER_02: And me and you went back and forth a little bit.
2:19:19
SPEAKER_02: I mean, we didn't fight about it or nothing, because really, who gives a shit?
2:19:23
SPEAKER_02: But, you know, I mean, it was just kind of a banter, but it was me taking Jizzy's side.
2:19:30
SPEAKER_02: And then I get a text or something from Amy Rocks that says,
2:19:35
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if you know this, but Jizzy's mad at you.
2:19:38
SPEAKER_02: Mad at me for what?
2:19:39
SPEAKER_02: What did I do?
2:19:41
SPEAKER_01: And the other thing he was mad at me about is that I played a clip
2:19:45
SPEAKER_01: when he was coming on the show and I played a clip that he said here on this show
2:19:52
SPEAKER_01: about accidentally slipping his dick into the ass of some girl he was trying to fuck
2:19:58
SPEAKER_01: on the couch.
2:20:00
SPEAKER_01: Do you remember that at all?
2:20:02
SPEAKER_02: I do remember that,
2:20:02
SPEAKER_01: yeah.
2:20:03
SPEAKER_01: And his current chick was listening and then she got all butthurt about it.
2:20:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:20:08
SPEAKER_01: Pun intended.
2:20:10
SPEAKER_01: How is that our problem?
2:20:11
SPEAKER_01: Well, because I played it.
2:20:13
SPEAKER_01: And he goes, dude, I don't know why you had to play it.
2:20:17
SPEAKER_01: You said it on the show.
2:20:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you said it.
2:20:21
SPEAKER_03: But we've had that problem
2:20:23
SPEAKER_01: before, too.
2:20:24
SPEAKER_01: Jack Frost.
2:20:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Jack Frost had a heart on.
2:20:27
SPEAKER_01: And that's another one I walked up on him at NAMM.
2:20:31
SPEAKER_01: I walked up on him at NAMM.
2:20:33
SPEAKER_01: He was at NAMM, and he saw me, and he was acting like he was all busy with some shit.
2:20:38
SPEAKER_01: And I just waited him out.
2:20:39
SPEAKER_01: And then I walked up on him, and I said, what's the problem?
2:20:43
SPEAKER_01: What did I do?
2:20:45
SPEAKER_01: I thought you guys were sandbagging me, and I thought you did.
2:20:48
SPEAKER_01: Sandbagging you?
2:20:49
SPEAKER_01: You said it.
2:20:51
SPEAKER_01: I said, why would we do that?
2:20:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we were friends for 10 years or whatever.
2:20:58
SPEAKER_01: But, you know, I have no problem walking up on these guys and facing them face to face.
2:21:03
SPEAKER_01: It's like, tell me what I did.
2:21:05
SPEAKER_01: What's the problem?
2:21:07
SPEAKER_01: And it always ends up with, oh, we're good.
2:21:09
SPEAKER_01: We're good, bro.
2:21:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're good, bro, you know.
2:21:15
SPEAKER_03: Well, you're nicer than me.
2:21:19
SPEAKER_01: Well, I like to resolve things.
2:21:21
SPEAKER_01: I don't want people getting all pissy about shit that's just dumb to be pissed about.
2:21:26
SPEAKER_03: I'm happy if Jizzy never says another word to me.
2:21:29
SPEAKER_03: I am.
2:21:31
SPEAKER_03: I absolutely am.
2:21:33
SPEAKER_03: Because if he had a problem, he could have brought it to me and he didn't.
2:21:37
SPEAKER_03: Instead,
2:21:38
SPEAKER_03: he's going around saying it to people behind my back,
2:21:41
SPEAKER_03: knowing that it'll get back to me.
2:21:43
SPEAKER_03: Come on.
2:21:44
SPEAKER_03: That is a bitch move if ever there was a bitch move.
2:21:47
SPEAKER_03: You know, you got a problem with me.
2:21:48
SPEAKER_03: You can always say it.
2:21:49
SPEAKER_03: I know.
2:21:50
SPEAKER_03: I know my phone number hasn't changed and I know he's called it before.
2:21:54
SPEAKER_03: So, you know, stop it.
2:21:57
SPEAKER_03: Stop with that nonsense.
2:21:59
SPEAKER_03: But whatever.
2:22:00
SPEAKER_03: Enjoy your Fiesta record that we did not promote at all.
2:22:04
SPEAKER_03: That I purposely said no thank you to the interview on.
2:22:08
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:22:09
SPEAKER_03: Have at it, bro.
2:22:11
SPEAKER_03: I'm just one of many.
2:22:14
SPEAKER_03: Fine.
2:22:14
SPEAKER_03: Fine.
2:22:18
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:22:18
SPEAKER_01: Well, what do you really want to talk about?
2:22:21
SPEAKER_03: I just have one quick one and then whatever you have.
2:22:26
SPEAKER_01: I got a few things here that might be just silly stuff.
2:22:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:22:31
SPEAKER_03: I just have one and it's real quick.
2:22:33
SPEAKER_03: This might take two minutes,
2:22:35
SPEAKER_03: but I'm sure you were aware that
2:22:40
SPEAKER_03: And on the 27th or 28th or one of those days was
2:22:45
SPEAKER_03: the 40th anniversary of Cliff Burton's passing.
2:22:48
SPEAKER_01: Yes, we talked about that last Saturday.
2:22:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, it was just, it is what it is.
2:22:55
SPEAKER_03: And I don't want to revisit the whole,
2:22:58
SPEAKER_03: you know,
2:22:59
SPEAKER_03: would Metallica have gone the direction that they,
2:23:01
SPEAKER_03: you know, all that shit, whatever.
2:23:03
SPEAKER_03: They're going to do whatever they're going to do.
2:23:06
SPEAKER_03: But what do you think about Mustaine playing Ride the Lightning and dedicating it
2:23:13
SPEAKER_03: to Cliff Burton.
2:23:15
SPEAKER_03: Do you think that that's true?
2:23:16
SPEAKER_03: Like real?
2:23:18
SPEAKER_02: Like real emotion?
2:23:19
SPEAKER_02: Or do you think that's a pander job?
2:23:21
SPEAKER_02: I think it's pander.
2:23:22
SPEAKER_02: You think so?
2:23:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:23:25
SPEAKER_01: Why?
2:23:25
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't know what Dave's relationship was with Cliff.
2:23:32
SPEAKER_01: I have no idea.
2:23:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know.
2:23:34
SPEAKER_01: And again, I could say that he's not sincere and all these other things.
2:23:39
SPEAKER_01: But to be honest with you, I really don't know.
2:23:42
SPEAKER_01: But I think out of what do you want to call supporting the most current thing,
2:23:51
SPEAKER_01: I think Dave kind of jumps on that bandwagon a little bit.
2:23:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:23:55
SPEAKER_03: I think he's doing it just to keep his name in the press.
2:23:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
2:23:59
SPEAKER_03: Of course.
2:24:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:24:02
SPEAKER_03: I agree.
2:24:03
SPEAKER_03: I do agree.
2:24:04
SPEAKER_03: I just, I don't,
2:24:06
SPEAKER_03: I don't understand at this point why you're bringing up Cliff Burton or Metallica
2:24:11
SPEAKER_03: or anybody,
2:24:14
SPEAKER_02: even David
2:24:14
SPEAKER_02: Ellefson or whatever.
2:24:16
SPEAKER_02: You know, at this point you're on your retirement tour.
2:24:18
SPEAKER_02: You've already made it clear that you're not going to welcome anybody from
2:24:22
SPEAKER_02: the old bands, the old, the 93 other renditions of Megadeth then.
2:24:27
SPEAKER_03: Certainly not going to welcome Metallica to come up and play with you on the final gig.
2:24:32
SPEAKER_03: So why is any of this a topic?
2:24:36
SPEAKER_03: And I don't know the answer to this.
2:24:40
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you have obviously dealt with Don, and you might have insight to this.
2:24:46
SPEAKER_03: You might not.
2:24:48
SPEAKER_03: Why can't any of these guys ever tell a reporter, I'm not going to talk about this?
2:24:57
SPEAKER_03: None of them do it.
2:24:58
SPEAKER_03: They'll have their publicists do it.
2:25:00
SPEAKER_03: I get that all the time from publicists.
2:25:02
SPEAKER_03: They'll be like, hey, so-and-so doesn't want to talk about this or that or whatever.
2:25:08
SPEAKER_03: And then it's up to me to respect it or not.
2:25:11
SPEAKER_03: And usually it's some bullshit from 30 years ago,
2:25:13
SPEAKER_03: so it's easy for me to respect it because I don't talk about the past anyway,
2:25:18
SPEAKER_03: generally.
2:25:20
SPEAKER_03: But why do you think it is that none of these guys can do that,
2:25:24
SPEAKER_03: can just say, I don't want to talk about it?
2:25:26
SPEAKER_01: Well, because I'll tell you.
2:25:28
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
2:25:29
SPEAKER_01: These legacy artists always had publicists and stuff to run interference for them.
2:25:37
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:25:38
SPEAKER_01: But now that they're kind of independent guys,
2:25:41
SPEAKER_01: they don't have a label,
2:25:43
SPEAKER_01: they don't have publicists, they don't have people working them per se.
2:25:49
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
2:25:50
SPEAKER_01: They have to field these questions.
2:25:52
SPEAKER_01: They're just not media savvy.
2:25:55
SPEAKER_03: They've been doing it for 40.
2:25:56
SPEAKER_03: They know what they don't want to answer.
2:25:59
SPEAKER_01: But here's the other thing.
2:26:01
SPEAKER_01: And I know this to be a fact, especially, you know, with Don.
2:26:06
SPEAKER_01: Don gets a bad rap.
2:26:08
SPEAKER_01: A lot of the time from fans who are Lynch fans.
2:26:13
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
2:26:14
SPEAKER_01: And every time you see something about Don, and I've known Don over 30 years.
2:26:20
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
2:26:20
SPEAKER_01: Don's a dick.
2:26:22
SPEAKER_01: He's a self-centered blah, blah, blah.
2:26:24
SPEAKER_01: He just wants all the money.
2:26:26
SPEAKER_01: He just wants that.
2:26:28
SPEAKER_01: And it's all what people conjure up in their head.
2:26:32
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
2:26:33
SPEAKER_01: So when it comes to doing interviews,
2:26:35
SPEAKER_01: especially when he was doing the whole interview cycle for Heaven Comes Down,
2:26:41
SPEAKER_01: he didn't want to come off on the internet because everything's unregulated on
2:26:46
SPEAKER_01: the internet.
2:26:46
SPEAKER_03: Right.
2:26:47
SPEAKER_01: As Don didn't want to answer this question.
2:26:50
SPEAKER_01: Jeez, what a dick.
2:26:52
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
2:26:54
SPEAKER_01: I understand.
2:26:55
SPEAKER_01: I get it.
2:26:56
SPEAKER_01: But that's the whole thing.
2:26:57
SPEAKER_01: How many times do you have to hear this over and over and over again?
2:27:01
SPEAKER_01: That, oh, you know, I asked him one question and he told me he didn't want to answer it.
2:27:07
SPEAKER_01: And, you know, what a dick, man.
2:27:09
SPEAKER_01: What's he hiding?
2:27:10
SPEAKER_01: What's he hiding, man?
2:27:12
SPEAKER_01: You follow what I'm saying?
2:27:14
SPEAKER_01: I get it.
2:27:15
SPEAKER_03: I get it.
2:27:16
SPEAKER_03: But I would think after 40 fucking years or whatever.
2:27:19
SPEAKER_03: It really wouldn't matter.
2:27:21
SPEAKER_03: Who cares?
2:27:22
SPEAKER_01: You would think so,
2:27:23
SPEAKER_01: and I would think so,
2:27:24
SPEAKER_01: and believe me,
2:27:25
SPEAKER_01: we've had discussions about trying to stave off some of these quote-unquote,
2:27:32
SPEAKER_01: these internet journalists who had the opportunity because they were always asking
2:27:36
SPEAKER_01: about the old shit all the time.
2:27:38
SPEAKER_01: Is it true that you and George hated each other?
2:27:41
SPEAKER_01: Is it true?
2:27:42
SPEAKER_01: It's like, I want to talk about the new record.
2:27:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:27:45
SPEAKER_01: And I've said that to him on many occasions.
2:27:48
SPEAKER_01: Say...
2:27:50
SPEAKER_01: Everything you want to hear about George and Don is out there somewhere.
2:27:54
SPEAKER_01: Go find it.
2:27:55
SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to talk about it anymore.
2:27:58
SPEAKER_01: It's old news.
2:27:58
SPEAKER_01: It's water under the bridge.
2:28:01
SPEAKER_01: I want to talk about the new record.
2:28:03
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm here for.
2:28:04
SPEAKER_01: Let's talk 30 minutes about the new record.
2:28:08
SPEAKER_01: Let's not talk about dream warriors.
2:28:11
SPEAKER_03: Or just make a simple compromise.
2:28:13
SPEAKER_03: The first time they ask the question, say, look,
2:28:17
SPEAKER_03: I'll let you ask me an old one in the last five minutes of the interview.
2:28:21
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:28:23
SPEAKER_01: But you get a lot of young kids who are, you know, like, what's this kid's name?
2:28:32
SPEAKER_01: The Quiet Riot singer?
2:28:33
SPEAKER_01: John Tora.
2:28:34
SPEAKER_01: John Tora.
2:28:35
SPEAKER_01: You get a John Tora kid who's, you know...
2:28:40
SPEAKER_01: Doing journalism, you know, because he's got a YouTube channel or whatever that he does.
2:28:47
SPEAKER_01: And they're so psyched that they're getting to talk to somebody, you know, of name.
2:28:54
SPEAKER_01: And they go, well, you know, I heard all about this.
2:28:57
SPEAKER_01: I heard this lore and I got it.
2:28:59
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, it's out there.
2:29:01
SPEAKER_01: Go find it.
2:29:02
SPEAKER_01: Go research it.
2:29:04
SPEAKER_03: But that could be the answer.
2:29:07
SPEAKER_03: Asked and answered.
2:29:08
SPEAKER_03: Next question.
2:29:10
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
2:29:12
SPEAKER_03: So I never do that.
2:29:14
SPEAKER_03: I try my damnedest not to.
2:29:16
SPEAKER_01: But you're a seasoned guy, though.
2:29:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:29:18
SPEAKER_01: And you already know the story and you're not going to rehash all this old stuff.
2:29:24
SPEAKER_03: And the truth is,
2:29:25
SPEAKER_03: it's not even about that as much as I don't want to sink myself into
2:29:29
SPEAKER_03: the same mediocrity as everybody else.
2:29:32
SPEAKER_03: Of course.
2:29:35
SPEAKER_03: You know, I just don't want to do that.
2:29:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because you'll take the time and,
2:29:40
SPEAKER_01: you know,
2:29:40
SPEAKER_01: when I used to do interviews,
2:29:43
SPEAKER_01: I would take the time to listen to a record and go through and make a couple
2:29:48
SPEAKER_01: of notes about a certain song or whatever and then concentrate on that record and
2:29:53
SPEAKER_01: then,
2:29:54
SPEAKER_01: you know,
2:29:54
SPEAKER_01: if an epiphany hit me to ask something kind of like off the beaten path,
2:30:02
SPEAKER_01: I might do that.
2:30:04
SPEAKER_01: That's kind of how...
2:30:06
SPEAKER_01: We just talked about Blackie.
2:30:08
SPEAKER_01: I was so wound up about the fact that it was arranged for me
2:30:15
SPEAKER_01: to interview Blackie Lawless in person that I was just like,
2:30:21
SPEAKER_01: I got to do something that's going to Set me apart from everybody else.
2:30:27
SPEAKER_01: And I did my homework on Blackie as a person and didn't talk music one iota during
2:30:36
SPEAKER_01: that interview.
2:30:36
SPEAKER_01: I talked about social commentary.
2:30:39
SPEAKER_01: I talked about politics.
2:30:41
SPEAKER_01: I talked about sports.
2:30:43
SPEAKER_01: You humanized him.
2:30:46
SPEAKER_01: I did not ask him one music-related question at all.
2:30:51
SPEAKER_01: And after we were done, I got a full hour with him up in the green room at the Odeon.
2:30:58
SPEAKER_01: And he goes, this is one of the best interviews I've ever had.
2:31:03
SPEAKER_01: And whether he was being sincere or not, I have no idea, but that's what he told me.
2:31:08
SPEAKER_01: And I was just like, whew.
2:31:11
SPEAKER_01: Because regardless of what you think,
2:31:13
SPEAKER_01: and I know you know this is a fact, Blackie's a very smart guy.
2:31:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he is.
2:31:19
SPEAKER_01: He's a very intelligent guy.
2:31:21
SPEAKER_03: And has a very long memory.
2:31:24
SPEAKER_01: He does.
2:31:25
SPEAKER_01: And I was just like, I'm not going to fuck this up.
2:31:28
SPEAKER_01: And I was really prepared.
2:31:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, sure.
2:31:32
SPEAKER_03: Now, Blackie's, there's certain guys in this business that you do not go into unprepared.
2:31:39
SPEAKER_01: Jeff Tate.
2:31:40
SPEAKER_03: Jeff Tate's another one.
2:31:42
SPEAKER_03: And I'm not going to lie.
2:31:43
SPEAKER_03: I'm not wildly prepared all the time.
2:31:48
SPEAKER_03: I make sure I'm prepared enough,
2:31:50
SPEAKER_03: you know, and, and I do little things, little tricks to the trade.
2:31:54
SPEAKER_03: You know, I'll,
2:31:55
SPEAKER_03: I'll have the album up on my screen so that if I really get lost somewhere,
2:32:00
SPEAKER_03: I can be like, well,
2:32:01
SPEAKER_03: tell me about this song,
2:32:04
SPEAKER_03: you know,
2:32:04
SPEAKER_03: and I might not even know what the song is in my head,
2:32:08
SPEAKER_03: but I'm trying to redirect back to getting him going about music where
2:32:12
SPEAKER_03: then I can hear what he says and expound upon it or whatever.
2:32:16
SPEAKER_03: And that happens a lot with the newer bands because, let's face it, they're newer bands.
2:32:22
SPEAKER_03: There's not a lot of history.
2:32:24
SPEAKER_03: A lot of them are brand, brand new.
2:32:27
SPEAKER_03: So it's helpful to have...
2:32:30
SPEAKER_03: I don't really do notes, though.
2:32:32
SPEAKER_03: I don't do...
2:32:33
SPEAKER_03: Very rarely do I have questions or anything.
2:32:37
SPEAKER_03: I might have a couple
2:32:37
SPEAKER_01: of points.
2:32:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't do that either.
2:32:40
SPEAKER_01: I just used to go through and make mental notes and think, all right, I heard this in the song.
2:32:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:32:48
SPEAKER_01: What's the premise of this title or where did that come from and that kind of stuff.
2:32:55
SPEAKER_01: But I'm not one to delve into the history of things
2:32:59
SPEAKER_01: because it's been out there forever and a day,
2:33:02
SPEAKER_01: especially the older bands and legacy artists and stuff.
2:33:07
SPEAKER_01: Hey, Lita, tell me the background.
2:33:11
SPEAKER_01: Tell me about shooting a video with Ozzy.
2:33:14
SPEAKER_01: That's exactly where I was going.
2:33:16
SPEAKER_01: What was that like?
2:33:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, how great was that?
2:33:19
SPEAKER_01: What was that like?
2:33:20
SPEAKER_01: Did you feel pressure because Ozzy was there?
2:33:23
SPEAKER_01: When you play that Warlock guitar, when did you start playing that?
2:33:29
SPEAKER_03: Do you have an endorsement for that?
2:33:32
SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
2:33:35
SPEAKER_03: Stop.
2:33:36
SPEAKER_03: I'll be honest, I don't even love interviewing the old guys, really.
2:33:41
SPEAKER_03: Because, you know, a lot of them, they come in with their guard up.
2:33:47
SPEAKER_03: And that's always a hassle because it takes 10 minutes of you not...
2:33:51
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you can win them pretty easily as long as you don't fall for all the tropes
2:33:58
SPEAKER_03: that everybody else goes for.
2:34:01
SPEAKER_03: You know, they come in and they have a new record and...
2:34:05
SPEAKER_03: I watch enough of them online to know.
2:34:08
SPEAKER_03: They'll get one question out.
2:34:10
SPEAKER_03: They'll be like, oh, they got this new record.
2:34:12
SPEAKER_03: It comes out on October 15th.
2:34:14
SPEAKER_03: Tell us about it.
2:34:16
SPEAKER_03: Well, let me tell you about the record.
2:34:18
SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, do you remember when George Lynch said this in 1988?
2:34:24
SPEAKER_02: And I mean, they go right for it.
2:34:25
SPEAKER_02: They give them one question almost as their,
2:34:29
SPEAKER_02: well, I
2:34:30
SPEAKER_03: have to ask you about the new record question.
2:34:33
SPEAKER_03: And then they go off into bullshit that doesn't matter.
2:34:37
SPEAKER_02: Tell me, what was the most difficult part of recording Back for the Attack?
2:34:43
SPEAKER_03: How the fuck does he know?
2:34:45
SPEAKER_03: He was stoned and drunk and it was 40 years ago.
2:34:49
SPEAKER_03: He doesn't remember.
2:34:50
SPEAKER_03: And you're going to stick him to the wall trying to get him to remember something
2:34:56
SPEAKER_02: that they don't remember.
2:34:58
SPEAKER_02: You know,
2:34:58
SPEAKER_02: that's the other thing that makes me laugh with fans when fans comment on interviews
2:35:04
SPEAKER_02: and they'll say something like, that's not what happened.
2:35:08
SPEAKER_03: This is what,
2:35:08
SPEAKER_03: and it's like, tell me what you did on
2:35:12
SPEAKER_02: a certain day, any certain day, 40 years ago.
2:35:17
SPEAKER_02: Tell me what you were doing.
2:35:19
SPEAKER_02: I'll remind you, you were at your mom's house for Thanksgiving dinner in 1986.
2:35:24
SPEAKER_02: Go, tell me what you did.
2:35:28
SPEAKER_02: Not a fucker that's watching this could do that.
2:35:34
SPEAKER_02: Unless their mother dropped dead at the table.
2:35:38
SPEAKER_02: If it was just a regular old Thanksgiving dinner, they don't remember shit about it.
2:35:43
SPEAKER_02: They don't remember if it was
2:35:45
SPEAKER_03: 86 or 93 or 2004.
2:35:48
SPEAKER_03: They don't remember because who does?
2:35:52
SPEAKER_03: So ridiculous.
2:35:53
SPEAKER_01: I agree.
2:35:57
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, rough rambling about nothing.
2:36:01
SPEAKER_01: That's what the fans tune in for.
2:36:03
SPEAKER_01: That's why they send us super chats.
2:36:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess so.
2:36:07
SPEAKER_01: Because they want to hear the greatness of us.
2:36:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, sure.
2:36:12
SPEAKER_01: I can shit on a plate and just serve it and gobble it right up.
2:36:16
SPEAKER_02: When I shit on a plate, you better be saying, where's my spoon?
2:36:20
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SPEAKER_01: I sent you over a link.
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SPEAKER_01: And I'm always fascinated by, what do you want to call, modern speak.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: I ran into something this week, and I never heard of it.
2:38:52
SPEAKER_01: And maybe you never heard of it either.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:38:57
SPEAKER_01: The title of this article,
2:38:59
SPEAKER_01: it says that Gen Z can't get enough of the, quote unquote, Boob rest pose.
2:39:09
SPEAKER_01: The boob rest pose.
2:39:11
SPEAKER_01: The boob rest pose.
2:39:13
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what that is.
2:39:14
SPEAKER_01: I didn't know what that was either.
2:39:16
SPEAKER_01: So of course I had to learn about it.
2:39:21
SPEAKER_01: If millennials had the teapot pose, do you even know what that is?
2:39:26
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what that is either.
2:39:29
SPEAKER_01: One hand jauntily on the, jauntily.
2:39:33
SPEAKER_01: Jauntily?
2:39:33
SPEAKER_01: When was the last time?
2:39:35
SPEAKER_01: Does that mean faggly?
2:39:37
SPEAKER_01: Jauntily on the hip, elbow sticking straight out like a teapot handle.
2:39:43
SPEAKER_01: Gen Z has the boob rest pose.
2:39:48
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:39:50
SPEAKER_01: Younger celebrities, i.e.
2:39:52
SPEAKER_01: Selena Gomez,
2:39:55
SPEAKER_01: Hailey Bieber, yeah,
2:39:58
SPEAKER_01: Billy Bobby Brown have all been photographed on the red carpet with their hand
2:40:03
SPEAKER_01: or hands casually draped across their chestices.
2:40:09
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes it's, what is that word?
2:40:16
SPEAKER_01: Coquettish?
2:40:18
SPEAKER_01: Coquettish?
2:40:19
SPEAKER_01: I'm guessing.
2:40:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, coquettish.
2:40:22
SPEAKER_01: Projecting a, oh, you caught me off guard.
2:40:25
SPEAKER_01: Let me daintily place my hand here while you take that photo vibe.
2:40:30
SPEAKER_01: So it's like a clutching the pearls vibe?
2:40:33
SPEAKER_01: I guess.
2:40:35
SPEAKER_01: It's more overt.
2:40:36
SPEAKER_01: A full-blown boob grab.
2:40:40
SPEAKER_02: Hmm, wow.
2:40:41
SPEAKER_02: There's no way that could be for Zendaya because she doesn't have any boobs.
2:40:46
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:40:47
SPEAKER_01: Kylie Jenner defaults to the pose with such a plum that when hacks, comedians... Who wrote this?
2:40:57
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
2:40:57
SPEAKER_01: A plum?
2:40:59
SPEAKER_01: A plum.
2:41:00
SPEAKER_01: I think this is AI generated.
2:41:02
SPEAKER_01: Might be.
2:41:04
SPEAKER_01: Meg Statler and Paul W.
2:41:07
SPEAKER_01: Downs cosplay as Jenner and her boyfriend,
2:41:11
SPEAKER_01: Timothy Shalmont at the 2026 Critics' Choice Awards.
2:41:19
SPEAKER_01: Statler's look come complete with a boob rest pose.
2:41:25
SPEAKER_01: Great.
2:41:28
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:41:29
SPEAKER_01: The trend has trickled down to non-celebrities too.
2:41:33
SPEAKER_01: Lizzie Clone,
2:41:35
SPEAKER_01: a 25-year-old content creator and photographer,
2:41:40
SPEAKER_01: loves the pose because it gives her something to do with her hands.
2:41:45
SPEAKER_03: First of all, I'm going to stop you right here.
2:41:51
SPEAKER_03: So the news is that girls put their hands on their tits.
2:41:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for photos.
2:42:00
SPEAKER_03: And...
2:42:02
SPEAKER_03: This story has so little going for it that not even halfway into the story,
2:42:07
SPEAKER_02: they have to also reference that some nobody that nobody's ever heard
2:42:13
SPEAKER_02: of does this too.
2:42:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she likes it because it's...
2:42:18
SPEAKER_03: Because it gives her hands somewhere to be.
2:42:20
SPEAKER_03: I guess.
2:42:22
SPEAKER_03: Are you kidding me with this story?
2:42:24
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
2:42:25
SPEAKER_01: How is this on Yahoo?
2:42:27
SPEAKER_01: Is this...
2:42:30
SPEAKER_01: I was looking at the, is that Kylie Jenner?
2:42:35
SPEAKER_03: With the big tits?
2:42:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:42:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:42:37
SPEAKER_03: I'll put it on the screen.
2:42:39
SPEAKER_03: Is it on the screen?
2:42:40
SPEAKER_03: I think it is.
2:42:45
SPEAKER_01: Who's the girl in the picture
2:42:47
SPEAKER_03: on the right?
2:42:49
SPEAKER_03: I think that's Meg Statler or whatever her name is.
2:42:52
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
2:42:52
SPEAKER_03: I don't know who she is.
2:42:54
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
2:42:54
SPEAKER_03: The man that they cosplayed as Jenner and
2:42:56
SPEAKER_02: Timothee Chalamet.
2:42:58
SPEAKER_01: Oh, so she's a fat girl.
2:43:01
SPEAKER_02: Who?
2:43:02
SPEAKER_02: That Meg Statler?
2:43:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:43:05
SPEAKER_02: Obviously.
2:43:07
SPEAKER_03: It's John Torres' sister.
2:43:12
SPEAKER_01: I think you're right.
2:43:14
SPEAKER_01: She kind of looks like him.
2:43:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
2:43:17
SPEAKER_01: Holy shit.
2:43:20
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:43:22
SPEAKER_01: Again, I thought you would find this funny since you have this tendency
2:43:27
SPEAKER_01: to be very horned up over these chicks who are doing shit like this.
2:43:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't hate Kylie Jenner doing it.
2:43:37
SPEAKER_03: Anytime she wants to fondle those big ass fucking boobs, I'm into watching it.
2:43:42
SPEAKER_01: I think the reason it's become so popular is because it's just one of those poses
2:43:47
SPEAKER_01: that feels supernatural.
2:43:50
SPEAKER_01: Does it?
2:43:51
SPEAKER_01: Supernatural.
2:43:54
SPEAKER_01: Non-awkward and easy to hit when a camera is suddenly pointed at you.
2:44:01
SPEAKER_01: Who just stands there holding
2:44:02
SPEAKER_03: their tits?
2:44:04
SPEAKER_03: The real, let's translate that sentence that you just read.
2:44:08
SPEAKER_03: All right.
2:44:10
SPEAKER_03: I am desperate
2:44:11
SPEAKER_02: for attention.
2:44:13
SPEAKER_02: So the easiest way for me to do it is to do something that accentuates my titties.
2:44:18
SPEAKER_03: Because that is it with chicks.
2:44:21
SPEAKER_03: The easiest attention a chick can have is to have big tits.
2:44:25
SPEAKER_03: And the second easiest way is whether they have big tits or not,
2:44:28
SPEAKER_03: but it's to adjust them or whatever.
2:44:30
SPEAKER_03: Even if you're in a grocery store or something and some chick is in there shopping
2:44:34
SPEAKER_03: for fucking spaghetti and she starts
2:44:36
SPEAKER_02: moving her titties around in her bra,
2:44:39
SPEAKER_02: you're watching.
2:44:41
SPEAKER_02: Am I wrong?
2:44:42
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:44:43
SPEAKER_01: As guys go, no, you're not wrong.
2:44:45
SPEAKER_02: Well,
2:44:47
SPEAKER_02: clearly that's what they're saying here is that we want attention to Here's a way
2:44:51
SPEAKER_02: to get it.
2:44:52
SPEAKER_02: Right.
2:44:53
SPEAKER_03: That's the crux of this story.
2:44:55
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:44:56
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:44:59
SPEAKER_01: Let's see here.
2:45:01
SPEAKER_01: It's kind of like putting your hands on your hip, doing a peace sign, or grabbing your shoe.
2:45:08
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:45:12
SPEAKER_01: Grabbing your shoe.
2:45:14
SPEAKER_01: I guess.
2:45:15
SPEAKER_01: Like your heel fell off or something and you're just like,
2:45:19
SPEAKER_01: you know, doing the, you know, lifting your leg.
2:45:21
SPEAKER_01: That's a pose?
2:45:23
SPEAKER_01: I guess.
2:45:25
SPEAKER_01: Maybe we should ask.
2:45:26
SPEAKER_01: This pose is ridiculous.
2:45:31
SPEAKER_01: I didn't know this was a thing.
2:45:34
SPEAKER_01: I haven't seen this anywhere.
2:45:36
SPEAKER_01: I have not witnessed this myself.
2:45:38
SPEAKER_03: I have not either.
2:45:40
SPEAKER_01: But apparently this is...
2:45:42
SPEAKER_01: A thing?
2:45:43
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
2:45:44
SPEAKER_02: This is Hollywood faggotry
2:45:47
SPEAKER_03: that is probably spilling over to regular girl TikTok.
2:45:51
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:45:51
SPEAKER_03: I'll bet you that's where this is a thing is on TikTok.
2:45:54
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:45:55
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to just take your word for it.
2:45:56
SPEAKER_01: It's the ice bucket challenge.
2:45:58
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:45:59
SPEAKER_01: That's what this is.
2:46:00
SPEAKER_01: A well-positioned chest rest can be chic.
2:46:05
SPEAKER_01: Calling to mind a bosomy Regency era portrait or something more editorial
2:46:13
SPEAKER_01: than your standard selfie.
2:46:15
SPEAKER_01: It can highlight a pricey manicure or a necklace you're dying to show off.
2:46:21
SPEAKER_01: The focus can be on your...
2:46:24
SPEAKER_01: It's not.
2:46:25
SPEAKER_03: You don't even need to know the word because it's not.
2:46:29
SPEAKER_03: The focus is on the hands on your tits.
2:46:33
SPEAKER_02: You can be wearing a diamond that's the biggest fucking diamond in the world,
2:46:37
SPEAKER_02: and most guys won't even know that you have it on.
2:46:40
SPEAKER_02: All they will know is that your tits are big or small and that the color
2:46:44
SPEAKER_02: of your fucking
2:46:46
SPEAKER_03: nail polish is whatever is closest to your fucking tits.
2:46:50
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:46:50
SPEAKER_03: That's it.
2:46:51
SPEAKER_03: That's all we're going to notice.
2:46:53
SPEAKER_03: Nobody's looking at that going, man,
2:46:55
SPEAKER_02: look at this.
2:46:56
SPEAKER_02: I've got the girl up, that Lindsay whatever name is, the Lizzie clone or whatever.
2:47:02
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
2:47:02
SPEAKER_03: There's nobody looking at that going, you know, that's an attractive pantsuit.
2:47:07
SPEAKER_03: Nobody's doing that.
2:47:09
SPEAKER_03: They're looking to try and see if there's enough titty there to be worth that grab.
2:47:15
SPEAKER_03: That's what they're doing.
2:47:17
SPEAKER_01: Am I wrong?
2:47:18
SPEAKER_01: No, you're not wrong.
2:47:20
SPEAKER_01: It's a ridiculous story.
2:47:22
SPEAKER_01: The focus could be on your decolletage.
2:47:25
SPEAKER_01: Your decolletage.
2:47:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, or it can very much be on your boobs,
2:47:31
SPEAKER_01: says Naraya Perez, a 22-year-old from Austin, Texas, who loves the look.
2:47:40
SPEAKER_02: So here we interviewed another random person that means nothing to nobody,
2:47:45
SPEAKER_02: and here's what she has to say about it.
2:47:49
SPEAKER_01: You could draw focus and pose your hands in a delicate way that says I'm effortless
2:47:55
SPEAKER_01: and graceful or in bolder ways that says I'm touching my own body
2:48:00
SPEAKER_01: because I'm comfortable in my own body.
2:48:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:48:03
SPEAKER_02: You know what I get out of this?
2:48:05
SPEAKER_02: I'm an annoying twat.
2:48:07
SPEAKER_02: That's what I get from this.
2:48:09
SPEAKER_02: Every time I'm seeing this now, it's like, look at this fucking attention seeking twat.
2:48:16
SPEAKER_01: Some guys may love the pose because they say it looks hot or projects confidence,
2:48:24
SPEAKER_01: but women see the perfectly placed fingers,
2:48:28
SPEAKER_01: the new French tip nails,
2:48:30
SPEAKER_01: the jewelry,
2:48:31
SPEAKER_01: the placement on the chest being more boob or more toward a detail on a blouse,
2:48:37
SPEAKER_01: she said.
2:48:38
SPEAKER_01: Every detail says something different from the females.
2:48:43
SPEAKER_02: You know, she might be right about the female perspective, but she's dead wrong about the male.
2:48:48
SPEAKER_03: The male perspective when you see this is, move your fucking hands!
2:48:54
SPEAKER_03: Let me see those tits!
2:48:57
SPEAKER_03: That's the male perspective.
2:48:59
SPEAKER_03: No guy is looking at that going, man, that's really sexy.
2:49:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, look at her jewelry.
2:49:05
SPEAKER_01: Look at the charms she has on her charm bracelet.
2:49:08
SPEAKER_03: Look at her purple fingernail polish.
2:49:11
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's amazing.
2:49:13
SPEAKER_03: I'm looking at this fucking fat girl, the one on the left there, and I'm like, move your hands.
2:49:19
SPEAKER_03: Let's see if the titties, if you're a flatso or not.
2:49:22
SPEAKER_03: Right.
2:49:22
SPEAKER_03: That's what I want to see.
2:49:23
SPEAKER_03: I want to see you holding them up.
2:49:27
SPEAKER_03: Makes me think you got big saggers.
2:49:30
SPEAKER_03: Horrendous.
2:49:33
SPEAKER_01: Mariel Campbell, wedding photographer in Southern California, tries to keep abreast.
2:49:40
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, had to say this.
2:49:44
SPEAKER_01: Of posing trends,
2:49:45
SPEAKER_01: she noticed the subtle ubiquity of the boob rest and thinks that it's usually,
2:49:52
SPEAKER_01: it is about highlighting the cleavage.
2:49:55
SPEAKER_03: It's the only thing it's about.
2:49:58
SPEAKER_01: When you're going straight for the chest,
2:50:00
SPEAKER_01: my honest read is that it's rarely about the jewelry or the manicure,
2:50:05
SPEAKER_01: even if that's the cover story.
2:50:07
SPEAKER_01: It's cleavage, and it does exactly what it's designed to do.
2:50:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, get guys to look at it.
2:50:14
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
2:50:15
SPEAKER_01: All generations have their default poses, Campbell said, for the Gen Z.
2:50:20
SPEAKER_01: This is just one of them with sticking power.
2:50:25
SPEAKER_01: Other poses favored by the younger set include the shmeal, short for shut eye smile.
2:50:34
SPEAKER_03: Sebastian Bach is throwing another onstage temper tantrum,
2:50:38
SPEAKER_03: waging war on AI like he's John Connor.
2:50:42
SPEAKER_03: Or is he just screaming at clouds because the world left him behind in 1989?
2:50:47
SPEAKER_03: Meanwhile, Howard Stern barely broadcasts anymore, but he'll still take your subscription cash.
2:50:53
SPEAKER_03: A massive conservative festival completely implodes
2:50:57
SPEAKER_03: because nobody bought their ridiculous VIP tickets.
2:51:01
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2:51:22
SPEAKER_03: So is that a smile, not a shmeal?
2:51:24
SPEAKER_01: It's a shmile, I guess.
2:51:26
SPEAKER_01: Shmeal, shmile.
2:51:28
SPEAKER_01: I guess I was going back to the Laverne and Shirley days.
2:51:31
SPEAKER_03: Shlemiel, shlemazel.
2:51:33
SPEAKER_03: Grab your tits and stare at them.
2:51:37
SPEAKER_01: And the Gen Z pout.
2:51:41
SPEAKER_01: An it girl selfie aesthetic the New York Times recently covered.
2:51:46
SPEAKER_01: The pose combines a blank stare with the upper lip slightly lifted and
2:51:51
SPEAKER_01: the lower lip tucked upward.
2:51:55
SPEAKER_01: How do you even do all this?
2:51:56
SPEAKER_01: Is this the Bret Michaels duck pose?
2:52:00
SPEAKER_01: This is so dumb.
2:52:03
SPEAKER_01: But everything is about...
2:52:05
SPEAKER_01: As you pointed out, TikTok and social media and having the right pose.
2:52:13
SPEAKER_01: Everybody's a star these days.
2:52:18
SPEAKER_01: This is ridiculous.
2:52:19
SPEAKER_02: First of all, the statement a couple lines ago that you read that every generation has a pose.
2:52:26
SPEAKER_01: We didn't have any fucking pose.
2:52:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, Madonna sang about it back in 1990.
2:52:31
SPEAKER_01: Strike a pose.
2:52:32
SPEAKER_01: That sure didn't apply to us.
2:52:37
SPEAKER_02: That applied to guys that like a certain taste in their mouth.
2:52:41
SPEAKER_02: Fucking bleach smelling breath.
2:52:44
SPEAKER_02: Had nothing to do with most of us.
2:52:48
SPEAKER_01: Some days the chest rest pose and all others may be a relic of old,
2:52:54
SPEAKER_01: like the millennial MySpace angle.
2:52:57
SPEAKER_01: Is that where the girls did the thing where they took a picture?
2:53:02
SPEAKER_01: I think so, yeah.
2:53:03
SPEAKER_01: Is that what that was?
2:53:04
SPEAKER_03: I think that is the MySpace angle.
2:53:06
SPEAKER_01: Because the fat girls always took pictures from above.
2:53:08
SPEAKER_03: See how hot I am?
2:53:12
SPEAKER_02: Looking at the moon.
2:53:16
SPEAKER_01: Camera held high, chin down, duck lips, and the aforementioned millennial teapot pose.
2:53:26
SPEAKER_01: Go back further,
2:53:27
SPEAKER_01: you get the Sears portrait generation,
2:53:30
SPEAKER_01: hands folded neatly in the lap or one hand resting on the spouse's shoulder.
2:53:35
SPEAKER_01: Everyone facing the camera square on because that's just how you pose for a photo.
2:53:40
SPEAKER_01: Prom photos of the 90s and the 2000s had their own uniform too.
2:53:44
SPEAKER_01: Campbell said hands on the hip or draped around a date's neck.
2:53:50
SPEAKER_01: Did you go to prom?
2:53:51
SPEAKER_01: I did.
2:53:53
SPEAKER_01: Did you take a prom photo?
2:53:54
SPEAKER_01: I did.
2:53:56
SPEAKER_01: Who did you go with?
2:53:58
SPEAKER_03: This girl Robin.
2:53:59
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:54:01
SPEAKER_01: And do you have the prom photo?
2:54:03
SPEAKER_02: I'm sure I do.
2:54:04
SPEAKER_02: I don't know where, but I'm sure my mom has it.
2:54:07
SPEAKER_01: Well, do you recall what the quote unquote the pose was?
2:54:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, me and her standing next to each other taking a fucking picture.
2:54:15
SPEAKER_01: Were you holding hands or anything?
2:54:18
SPEAKER_01: I think we were, yeah.
2:54:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to ask you questions.
2:54:23
SPEAKER_01: What you did 40 years ago today.
2:54:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:54:26
SPEAKER_01: Do you remember?
2:54:28
SPEAKER_01: How did that prom date come about, Chris?
2:54:31
SPEAKER_01: When did you realize that you were going to ask this girl to prom?
2:54:35
SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
2:54:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's about right, too.
2:54:40
SPEAKER_02: Well, let me tell you,
2:54:41
SPEAKER_02: because I remember very specifically, it was May 14th of 1986, Neely, and...
2:54:48
SPEAKER_02: You know, about a month.
2:54:50
SPEAKER_03: In fact, it was six weeks and two days earlier.
2:54:53
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:54:53
SPEAKER_03: I asked her.
2:54:54
SPEAKER_03: First, I asked her dad if it was okay if I took her to the prom.
2:54:58
SPEAKER_03: And then I asked her.
2:55:00
SPEAKER_03: And I actually promised to help pay for the dress because I had a job.
2:55:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:55:05
SPEAKER_01: The fuck out of here with this shit.
2:55:07
SPEAKER_01: And her dad took me out for a walk along the garden and said, just don't fuck her.
2:55:14
SPEAKER_03: Well, that's pretty close to the truth.
2:55:15
SPEAKER_02: You must have been there.
2:55:20
SPEAKER_02: He didn't say, don't fuck my daughter, but he sort of indicated that.
2:55:25
SPEAKER_02: I will say that's very true.
2:55:28
SPEAKER_02: But that's a guess that you could be 90% right on with everybody.
2:55:32
SPEAKER_01: Sure, absolutely.
2:55:34
SPEAKER_01: Every era has had this,
2:55:37
SPEAKER_01: this is what looks good pose passed around until it becomes reflexive, she said.
2:55:43
SPEAKER_01: The boob rest is simply Gen Z's version of a very old instinct.
2:55:48
SPEAKER_01: Give people a camera and an uncertainty about how to pose confidently
2:55:53
SPEAKER_01: and they'll reach for whatever pose culture has them read as attractive that week.
2:56:00
SPEAKER_01: Is that what's attractive this week?
2:56:02
SPEAKER_01: Is it?
2:56:03
SPEAKER_01: They don't look too attractive to me.
2:56:05
SPEAKER_01: I don't recall in any time where girls just grabbed their boobs.
2:56:12
SPEAKER_03: I don't see how that's considered an attractive.
2:56:15
SPEAKER_03: This girl here is an attractive girl that's on the screen right now.
2:56:18
SPEAKER_03: She's a pretty girl.
2:56:20
SPEAKER_03: She's not made more pretty by putting her hands on her tits.
2:56:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and wearing latex gloves.
2:56:30
SPEAKER_03: And a belt around her neck.
2:56:33
SPEAKER_03: That pose makes me want to choke her out with that fucking belt.
2:56:39
SPEAKER_01: Are there events where a boob rest may not be the boob?
2:56:44
SPEAKER_01: Some online feels like brides may regret doing the pose.
2:56:54
SPEAKER_01: Hey, you remember 25 years ago when we got married
2:56:58
SPEAKER_01: and you're just standing there holding your boobs?
2:57:01
SPEAKER_01: It's great.
2:57:03
SPEAKER_03: Look, going back to the prom picture, I mean,
2:57:07
SPEAKER_03: that's like,
2:57:09
SPEAKER_03: for a lot of people, that's like a seminal moment in their high school life.
2:57:13
SPEAKER_03: Sure it is.
2:57:14
SPEAKER_03: And I don't even know where the picture is.
2:57:19
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I would never.
2:57:20
SPEAKER_03: Can you imagine if you walked into somebody's house our age and they had their prom pictures up?
2:57:32
SPEAKER_03: Pictures are made to capture a moment and then be
2:57:34
SPEAKER_02: thrown in a box.
2:57:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:57:37
SPEAKER_01: It goes in the old picture album or whatever.
2:57:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:57:42
SPEAKER_01: But it's like the guys who got a varsity letter and they're still wearing their varsity jacket.
2:57:51
SPEAKER_02: It's like, look at you,
2:57:51
SPEAKER_03: Al Bundy.
2:57:52
SPEAKER_03: Great work.
2:57:55
SPEAKER_03: Tell me about the time you scored the four touchdowns in the high school championship game.
2:58:00
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:58:00
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:58:02
SPEAKER_01: As a band strategist in a viral tweet on Threads last month,
2:58:08
SPEAKER_01: the boob rest hand pose is a real thing.
2:58:11
SPEAKER_01: I just saw a bride, different wedding, do it in every picture.
2:58:16
SPEAKER_01: She will be annoyed with herself for doing that in 14 years.
2:58:22
SPEAKER_02: 14 years,
2:58:23
SPEAKER_02: 14 months,
2:58:25
SPEAKER_02: because a year
2:58:26
SPEAKER_03: from now,
2:58:26
SPEAKER_03: somebody's going to ask her to see her wedding photos because that does happen.
2:58:30
SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
2:58:31
SPEAKER_03: And she's going to have all these pictures of her groping herself.
2:58:34
SPEAKER_03: It's like, you're going to look like a fucking fool, you dummy.
2:58:39
SPEAKER_01: I won't let a client use it while I'm photographing their wedding.
2:58:44
SPEAKER_01: She said, I guide them toward natural, beautiful poses throughout the day.
2:58:47
SPEAKER_01: But when it's time to cut loose and have some fun, I give them free reign.
2:58:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh, good.
2:58:55
SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
2:58:55
SPEAKER_01: You mean people can't just do what they want to do since they're paying you?
2:58:59
SPEAKER_01: Apparently not.
2:59:01
SPEAKER_01: And if that's their default pose, so be it.
2:59:05
SPEAKER_01: That's their default pose.
2:59:07
SPEAKER_01: You know what my default pose is?
2:59:09
SPEAKER_01: I just grab my dick like a rapper, man.
2:59:12
SPEAKER_03: My default pose is two middle fingers.
2:59:16
SPEAKER_01: Or sticking your tongue out.
2:59:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I do do that.
2:59:21
SPEAKER_01: Kim Marquez, a photographer in Colorado, San Luis Valley.
2:59:26
SPEAKER_01: Wait a minute.
2:59:26
SPEAKER_02: Also translated, another random nobody.
2:59:29
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
2:59:31
SPEAKER_01: These are all photographers.
2:59:33
SPEAKER_01: They should know.
2:59:36
SPEAKER_01: With so many photos taken over the course of a wedding,
2:59:39
SPEAKER_01: she won't dissuade a bride from taking a boob rest photo
2:59:43
SPEAKER_01: if that's what she's feeling.
2:59:46
SPEAKER_01: She's feeling her own boobs.
2:59:48
SPEAKER_01: Great.
2:59:51
SPEAKER_01: I think it's a flattering pose if the person wants to do it and they feel confident about it.
2:59:57
SPEAKER_01: I don't suggest the pose per se,
2:59:59
SPEAKER_01: but I usually ask my clients to move their hand in a similar way to their chest
3:00:04
SPEAKER_01: above their boobs and love that one.
3:00:08
SPEAKER_01: It's always a collaborative effort to help my clients feel comfortable.
3:00:14
SPEAKER_02: I usually ask their clients to move their hand in a certain
3:00:16
SPEAKER_01: way too.
3:00:19
SPEAKER_01: So if that's your style, grab them if you got them.
3:00:22
SPEAKER_01: Or if you don't got them, there's no reason why men can't get in on the boob rest pose.
3:00:29
SPEAKER_03: Please.
3:00:32
SPEAKER_03: Please.
3:00:33
SPEAKER_03: Try putting your hands on some fucking rando's tits that doesn't have any tits.
3:00:39
SPEAKER_03: See if you don't get fucking arrested.
3:00:42
SPEAKER_03: Ridiculous.
3:00:44
SPEAKER_03: Guys get involved in the boob pose.
3:00:47
SPEAKER_03: Shut up.
3:00:48
SPEAKER_03: This is a ridiculous story.
3:00:50
SPEAKER_03: I hate society.
3:00:55
SPEAKER_03: I know I'm old man yelling at clouds.
3:00:57
SPEAKER_03: I get it.
3:00:58
SPEAKER_03: But this is what their fucking their lives are.
3:01:02
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
3:01:04
SPEAKER_03: I got to have the right pose for TikTok.
3:01:07
SPEAKER_01: Strike a pose.
3:01:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
3:01:11
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:01:12
SPEAKER_01: And I got one last story and we'll get the hell out of here.
3:01:15
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:01:16
SPEAKER_01: This one will drive you nuts too.
3:01:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh, unlike the last one.
3:01:21
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
3:01:23
SPEAKER_01: I don't pay attention to, you know, auto sports racing, i.e.
3:01:28
SPEAKER_01: NASCAR or Indy racing.
3:01:31
SPEAKER_01: You know, my nephews and my brother-in-law, they're into Indy car racing and shit like that.
3:01:38
SPEAKER_01: Okay, sure.
3:01:39
SPEAKER_01: But anyway.
3:01:41
SPEAKER_01: When it comes to,
3:01:42
SPEAKER_01: you know,
3:01:42
SPEAKER_01: any kind of vehicle racing,
3:01:45
SPEAKER_01: whether it's trucks or cars or,
3:01:47
SPEAKER_01: you know,
3:01:48
SPEAKER_01: open wheel or stock cars or whatever the case it is,
3:01:52
SPEAKER_01: you know,
3:01:53
SPEAKER_01: one of the biggest names and failures in the business,
3:01:57
SPEAKER_01: as far as women are concerned is Danica Patrick.
3:02:00
SPEAKER_01: Correct?
3:02:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:02:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:02:02
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
3:02:02
SPEAKER_01: I mean, she, you know, she made her name.
3:02:05
SPEAKER_01: She wasn't the greatest, but she was a woman driver, blah, blah, blah.
3:02:10
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:02:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sure.
3:02:12
SPEAKER_01: A former NASCAR driver has been ordered to pay a woman $850,000
3:02:21
SPEAKER_01: after alleged affair
3:02:22
SPEAKER_01: with her husband ended their marriage.
3:02:26
SPEAKER_03: The woman or Danica Patrick?
3:02:29
SPEAKER_01: No, this has nothing to do with Danica Patrick.
3:02:32
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
3:02:32
SPEAKER_01: I'm just using her as an example of a woman driver in NASCAR.
3:02:37
SPEAKER_03: Okay, all right.
3:02:38
SPEAKER_03: Fair enough.
3:02:38
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
3:02:40
SPEAKER_01: This girl's name is Jennifer Jo Cobb.
3:02:43
SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
3:02:44
SPEAKER_01: I watch all her races.
3:02:46
SPEAKER_01: That's my point.
3:02:46
SPEAKER_01: It's like,
3:02:47
SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't know this woman's name from anyone,
3:02:50
SPEAKER_01: but somebody who's into NASCAR and things, maybe you might know who that is.
3:02:56
SPEAKER_01: I have no idea.
3:02:59
SPEAKER_01: But anyway,
3:03:00
SPEAKER_01: Jennifer Jo Cobb was sued in 2024 by a woman who claimed the driver had had
3:03:06
SPEAKER_01: an affair with her husband.
3:03:11
SPEAKER_01: The former NASCAR star has been ordered to pay more than $850,000 to a woman
3:03:18
SPEAKER_01: who claimed the driver had an affair with her husband.
3:03:21
SPEAKER_01: Tracy Hughes sued Jennifer Jo Cobb in North Carolina's Davidson County in 2024,
3:03:28
SPEAKER_01: alleging alienation of affection and criminal conversation.
3:03:36
SPEAKER_01: She accused Cobb of having an affair with her then-husband NASCAR spotter, Clayton Odie Hughes.
3:03:42
SPEAKER_01: Oh, Clayton Odie Hughes.
3:03:44
SPEAKER_01: I love the way he spots races, man.
3:03:46
SPEAKER_01: He's great.
3:03:49
SPEAKER_01: In the months leading up to their separation,
3:03:54
SPEAKER_01: in 2024,
3:03:55
SPEAKER_01: Tracy Hughes filed a lawsuit against driver Jennifer Jo Cobb
3:04:01
SPEAKER_01: in North Carolina's Davidson County,
3:04:03
SPEAKER_01: accusing her of having an affair with her then-husband.
3:04:07
SPEAKER_01: In the complaint,
3:04:08
SPEAKER_01: Tracy accused Cobb, 53,
3:04:11
SPEAKER_01: of alienation of affection,
3:04:13
SPEAKER_01: alleging she encouraged her husband of 17 years,
3:04:17
SPEAKER_01: who worked As a NASCAR spotter since 2003 per Instagram to lie about taking trips
3:04:25
SPEAKER_01: and helping him hide the relationship, the outlet reported.
3:04:29
SPEAKER_03: I got news for you.
3:04:31
SPEAKER_03: If lying about having an affair is going to be a fucking offense that you got to pay
3:04:36
SPEAKER_03: for, there's a lot of
3:04:37
SPEAKER_02: people in trouble.
3:04:39
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's a good observation because that's what the whole crux of the story is.
3:04:47
SPEAKER_01: The complaint alleged that Cobb willfully,
3:04:50
SPEAKER_01: intentionally,
3:04:51
SPEAKER_01: and deliberately seduced,
3:04:53
SPEAKER_01: enticed,
3:04:53
SPEAKER_01: and alienated the affections of Clayton before the couple separated in January
3:04:58
SPEAKER_01: of 2021.
3:05:00
SPEAKER_01: In Tracy's second claim,
3:05:02
SPEAKER_01: she claimed the affair invaded and ended the exclusive rights and privileges
3:05:07
SPEAKER_01: of her marriage and dishonored the couple's marital bed,
3:05:11
SPEAKER_01: asking the court to award her damages for criminal conversations,
3:05:17
SPEAKER_01: a civil tort that lets a spouse sue a third party for having sexual relations
3:05:23
SPEAKER_01: with their marital partner.
3:05:26
SPEAKER_03: See?
3:05:27
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
3:05:28
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
3:05:30
SPEAKER_01: I knew this was going to be a good one.
3:05:32
SPEAKER_03: Oh, boy.
3:05:33
SPEAKER_01: I could not be more against this law.
3:05:36
SPEAKER_01: Well, of course.
3:05:37
SPEAKER_01: I read a lot of the comments and everybody's like, what about the guy?
3:05:41
SPEAKER_01: He made the choice to do this.
3:05:43
SPEAKER_03: It's not the girl's problem.
3:05:45
SPEAKER_03: It's not the girl's problem if a guy is telling a girl.
3:05:50
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
3:05:50
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
3:05:53
SPEAKER_03: That I'm going to leave this bitch.
3:05:55
SPEAKER_03: I've just got to wait for the,
3:05:57
SPEAKER_03: all the lies that, that,
3:05:58
SPEAKER_03: you know,
3:05:58
SPEAKER_03: guys tell,
3:05:59
SPEAKER_03: I'm just waiting until the kids graduate or,
3:06:02
SPEAKER_03: you know,
3:06:02
SPEAKER_03: I gotta,
3:06:03
SPEAKER_03: I gotta get through this financial thing or whatever, you know, whatever it is.
3:06:09
SPEAKER_03: Guys constantly lie to get strange pussy.
3:06:12
SPEAKER_03: That's just the truth.
3:06:14
SPEAKER_03: And it's not up to the woman.
3:06:18
SPEAKER_03: That's the, The cheater or the cheaty, I
3:06:22
SPEAKER_02: guess, not the cheater, the cheaty.
3:06:26
SPEAKER_02: And then the cheated, I guess it'd be the cheated and the cheaty.
3:06:30
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:06:30
SPEAKER_03: You know, I don't think it's the cheaties.
3:06:34
SPEAKER_03: She doesn't know.
3:06:35
SPEAKER_03: She's not violating any moral compass.
3:06:38
SPEAKER_03: Really?
3:06:39
SPEAKER_03: Why does she have to respect a marriage per se?
3:06:45
SPEAKER_03: Where is the legal bounds that says that I have to respect a marriage?
3:06:49
SPEAKER_03: There's no legal bound for that.
3:06:51
SPEAKER_03: No, she didn't make the vow.
3:06:53
SPEAKER_03: She didn't make the vow, nor do you have to fucking respect.
3:06:57
SPEAKER_03: Like, we have a lot of friends that we know that are married,
3:07:01
SPEAKER_03: and we'll tell them straight up, you're a fucking idiot.
3:07:04
SPEAKER_03: Leave that bitch.
3:07:05
SPEAKER_03: She's a cunt.
3:07:06
SPEAKER_03: Does that make me legally responsible if he does?
3:07:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:07:12
SPEAKER_01: That's crazy talk.
3:07:13
SPEAKER_01: And you know for a fact
3:07:15
SPEAKER_01: that there's been two occasions I personally have been accused of driving a wedge
3:07:23
SPEAKER_01: between their husband and the wife and you being one of them.
3:07:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:07:28
SPEAKER_02: So I guess I should tell my ex to sue you.
3:07:32
SPEAKER_02: Healy's got some money.
3:07:33
SPEAKER_03: Hook him up.
3:07:36
SPEAKER_03: I'll tell her, I'll go in half with you.
3:07:38
SPEAKER_03: You just sue him.
3:07:43
SPEAKER_02: This is a stupid, stupid case.
3:07:46
SPEAKER_02: Not necessarily the story,
3:07:47
SPEAKER_02: but this is,
3:07:49
SPEAKER_02: I pray the last thing you're going to say on this story is, this is under appeal.
3:07:53
SPEAKER_01: No, well, I don't know that to be the case.
3:07:57
SPEAKER_03: Because there's, you would, I would OJ this money.
3:08:01
SPEAKER_03: I would never pay this bitch.
3:08:04
SPEAKER_03: I would give it away in the street before I would ever pay this bitch a dollar.
3:08:08
SPEAKER_03: Fuck that.
3:08:10
SPEAKER_03: That's craziness.
3:08:11
SPEAKER_01: Tracy sought damages exceeding $25,000 for both claims,
3:08:16
SPEAKER_01: as well as the punitive damages exceeding $25,000.
3:08:20
SPEAKER_01: On Tuesday,
3:08:21
SPEAKER_01: September 24th,
3:08:22
SPEAKER_01: jurors found Cobb liable for both claims and awarded Tracy $50,000 in damages
3:08:29
SPEAKER_01: for maliciously and wrongfully causing alienation and $800,000
3:08:35
SPEAKER_01: for committing criminal conversations as well as a nominal punitive damage of $1
3:08:42
SPEAKER_01: for each claim according to the court documents.
3:08:45
SPEAKER_03: What was the criminal conversation?
3:08:47
SPEAKER_03: Did she tell her to kill her wife?
3:08:51
SPEAKER_03: That's a criminal conversation.
3:08:53
SPEAKER_01: It sounds like it was just like, yeah, let's go.
3:08:57
SPEAKER_01: Let's sneak behind the shed here and bang it out.
3:09:04
SPEAKER_01: Your wife's a bitch.
3:09:05
SPEAKER_01: Why don't you leave her?
3:09:07
Why don't you pour bleach in her milk?
3:09:11
Do that.
3:09:13
SPEAKER_03: That's a criminal conversation saying, hey, you should leave this bitch or I hate her.
3:09:19
SPEAKER_03: Come suck my cock.
3:09:20
SPEAKER_03: You know, I mean, what is criminal about that?
3:09:25
SPEAKER_03: It's not morally good, but it's not criminal.
3:09:30
SPEAKER_03: Maybe I have a different definition of criminal, apparently.
3:09:34
SPEAKER_01: Is this like text messages that have been uncovered?
3:09:37
SPEAKER_01: What is criminal conversation?
3:09:40
SPEAKER_03: Criminal conversation to me would be to do something really illegal.
3:09:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but that would be conspiracy, though.
3:09:47
SPEAKER_03: It would be conspiracy.
3:09:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, I can't.
3:09:50
SPEAKER_03: What is criminal conversation?
3:09:53
SPEAKER_01: Why don't you look it up?
3:09:55
SPEAKER_01: See if your buddy AI will help you out.
3:09:59
SPEAKER_03: Hello, Grok.
3:10:00
SPEAKER_03: What do you got for me?
3:10:01
SPEAKER_01: What is criminal conversation?
3:10:03
SPEAKER_03: What is criminal conversation?
3:10:06
SPEAKER_03: And what law does it break?
3:10:12
SPEAKER_03: See what my personal assistant, Grok, says.
3:10:16
SPEAKER_03: He's taking a listen.
3:10:17
SPEAKER_03: There he comes.
3:10:19
SPEAKER_03: Criminal conversation is not a crime.
3:10:22
SPEAKER_03: Despite the name, it is a civil lawsuit, a common law tort for adultery.
3:10:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:10:29
SPEAKER_03: Conversation here is an old euphemism for sexual intercourse.
3:10:36
SPEAKER_03: The claim lets the spouse sue the third person who had sex with their husband
3:10:40
SPEAKER_03: or wife and ask for money damages.
3:10:44
SPEAKER_03: It does not charge anyone with a criminal offense.
3:10:47
SPEAKER_03: Then why is it called criminal?
3:10:48
SPEAKER_01: Because it's a tort, I guess.
3:10:51
SPEAKER_03: And it is not filed by a prosecutor.
3:10:54
SPEAKER_03: What has to be proved?
3:10:56
SPEAKER_03: In the states that still recognize it, so it's something that's been eliminated.
3:11:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is North Carolina.
3:11:02
SPEAKER_03: You have to have a valid marriage and the defendant had sexual intercourse with
3:11:08
SPEAKER_03: the plaintiff's spouse during that marriage.
3:11:11
SPEAKER_03: Intent usually does not matter.
3:11:13
SPEAKER_03: Wow, that's fucking way bullshit.
3:11:19
SPEAKER_03: So if this girl fucked some dude in a bar...
3:11:24
SPEAKER_03: The guy just came up and they're hitting on each other and she blew him in
3:11:29
SPEAKER_03: the parking lot of the bar.
3:11:32
SPEAKER_03: That's a tort?
3:11:33
SPEAKER_03: That's a finable offense?
3:11:36
SPEAKER_01: I guess if she could prove it.
3:11:40
SPEAKER_03: Goddamn near every guy I know is guilty of that.
3:11:44
SPEAKER_03: I've been guilty of that a hundred times.
3:11:49
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
3:11:52
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:11:54
SPEAKER_01: NASCAR's official website describes Cobb as the holder
3:11:58
SPEAKER_01: of several Camp World Truck Series records,
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SPEAKER_01: including highest finishing female driver in overall season points and
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SPEAKER_01: the most starts by female driver.
3:12:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she's the highest finisher, all right.
3:12:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so there you are.
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SPEAKER_01: So she sucked the dick and had to pay $850,000 for it.
3:12:16
SPEAKER_01: She must have done more than that.
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SPEAKER_03: I just have a hard time believing that she fucked him once or twice and owed $800,000.
3:12:24
SPEAKER_01: Well, according to the courts or the jury, they awarded her that.
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SPEAKER_03: And then you wonder why judges get hunted down.
3:13:12
SPEAKER_03: I shouldn't say that.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm not saying to go hunt down a judge.
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SPEAKER_01: It says jurors found Cobb liable for both claims and awarded Tracy $50,000
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SPEAKER_01: in damages for maliciously and wrongfully causing alienation and $800,000
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SPEAKER_01: for committing criminal conversations as well as a nominal punitive damage of
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SPEAKER_01: a dollar per claim.
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SPEAKER_03: Would you ever pay that?
3:13:39
SPEAKER_03: No, of course not.
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SPEAKER_03: Even if you had it?
3:13:42
SPEAKER_03: No.
3:13:43
SPEAKER_01: I'd be like, Fuck you.
3:13:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:13:45
SPEAKER_01: Just out of principle.
3:13:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:13:47
SPEAKER_03: I would never pay that.
3:13:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: So is that, is that a, uh, does that fall under the guise of fuck around and find out?
3:13:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:13:57
SPEAKER_03: No kidding.
3:13:57
SPEAKER_03: No kidding.
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SPEAKER_03: He found out or she found out.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_03: He found out.
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SPEAKER_01: So, so looking at this lady here is, is she, um,
3:14:12
SPEAKER_01: Is she old pussy?
3:14:14
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes.
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SPEAKER_01: 100%.
3:14:19
SPEAKER_01: Would you consider her old lady pussy?
3:14:22
SPEAKER_03: Nah, she's only 53.
3:14:23
SPEAKER_03: That's young to me.
3:14:25
SPEAKER_03: Okay, just asking.
3:14:27
SPEAKER_03: She looks like an old version of Shania Twain.
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SPEAKER_01: I'd fuck her back in that three times.
3:14:31
SPEAKER_01: Shania Twain ain't no youngster either.
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SPEAKER_01: She's like 62.
3:14:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
3:14:37
SPEAKER_03: Still, she's out there whoring herself out there at her shows too.
3:14:41
SPEAKER_01: And I love it.
3:14:42
SPEAKER_01: So is Shania Twain old pussy?
3:14:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:14:46
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
3:14:48
SPEAKER_01: So what?
3:14:49
SPEAKER_01: I'm just asking the question.
3:14:50
SPEAKER_01: I'd just like to get a read on your standards.
3:14:54
SPEAKER_03: Shania Twain could be on oxygen and I'd still be willing to fuck her.
3:14:59
SPEAKER_03: Shania Twain.
3:15:00
SPEAKER_03: That's one of those for the story stories.
3:15:03
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
3:15:04
SPEAKER_03: Dude, she could literally lose a leg and an arm
3:15:08
SPEAKER_03: and have her intestines fucking hanging out of her stomach.
3:15:12
SPEAKER_03: And I'm flipping her over and leaving snail trails from those fucking intestines on
3:15:17
SPEAKER_03: the sheets because I'm banging it anyway.
3:15:20
SPEAKER_03: All right.
3:15:21
SPEAKER_03: Fuck yeah.
3:15:22
SPEAKER_01: Fair enough.
3:15:24
SPEAKER_03: And I'll be singing Come On Over all the time while I'm banging her.
3:15:27
SPEAKER_01: I'm just always curious about where your standards fall.
3:15:32
SPEAKER_03: There's no level to my depravity.
3:15:38
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:15:38
SPEAKER_01: Well, I think that's going to end the show.
3:15:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's a
3:15:43
SPEAKER_03: great way to end it, right?
3:15:44
SPEAKER_01: I knew that would just drive you nuts.
3:15:47
SPEAKER_03: Fuego, Chris is so romantic.
3:15:51
SPEAKER_01: You are a romantic fella.
3:15:52
SPEAKER_01: I really am.
3:15:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, very romantic.
3:15:55
SPEAKER_01: I really am.
3:15:56
SPEAKER_01: I might treat her to McDonald's.
3:16:00
SPEAKER_01: Chris is pure class.
3:16:06
SPEAKER_03: Hilarious.
3:16:08
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
3:16:10
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:16:10
SPEAKER_01: Well, appreciate everybody who's hung out with us and put up with our nonsense tonight.
3:16:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:16:16
SPEAKER_01: It's been a silly one.
3:16:17
SPEAKER_01: Another quick show.
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SPEAKER_01: Very fast.
3:16:20
SPEAKER_01: Very fast, fast show.
3:16:22
SPEAKER_03: Unlike the last one, this was a funny one.
3:16:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:16:25
SPEAKER_03: There's a lot of good ha-has in this one.
3:16:29
SPEAKER_01: I know some of those stories just drive you nuts.
3:16:32
SPEAKER_01: They make me crazy.
3:16:33
SPEAKER_01: Of course, as they should.
3:16:35
SPEAKER_01: They're just stupid.
3:16:37
SPEAKER_01: They are.
3:16:39
SPEAKER_01: But anyway, hopefully we'll be back next Saturday and do it all over again.
3:16:43
SPEAKER_01: Yep, yep.
3:16:45
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:16:46
SPEAKER_01: Well, since we're talking about Stephen Piercy and the forthcoming release,
3:16:51
SPEAKER_01: Dog Mob, I'm going to just do my traditional fall song to take us out of the show.
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SPEAKER_01: And I'm going to leave you with some Stephen Piercy from the Stephen Piercy release from 2015.
3:17:07
SPEAKER_01: Jeez, I can't believe it.
3:17:09
SPEAKER_01: From the Smash release.
3:17:11
SPEAKER_01: And I'm going to leave you with some Summer's End.
3:17:13
SPEAKER_02: There you go.
3:17:13
SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
3:17:14
SPEAKER_01: Perfect.
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SPEAKER_01: So we're going to get out of here and hopefully we'll be back next Saturday night.
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SPEAKER_01: So this is Neely along with my very good friend.
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SPEAKER_01: Chris Agan.
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SPEAKER_01: And we're gone.
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