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192 | WWF Superstars - May 4, 1996 - Are The Bushwackers Jobbers? · The ExtraCooler Show

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  Welcome to the Washing Show. You continue to talk like you're
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  talking right now. You'll be history.
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  On this program. Like.
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  Cooler show. Nobody eats beefaroni on a boat,
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  man. That's a problem.
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  Yokozuna blew my mind every time I feed.
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  A lady, I'm just here. I'm just up.
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  Let's go. I've got under your skin.
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  I'm. Ready for this episode now?
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  Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
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  your favorite nostalgic wrestling podcast.
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  This is the Extra Cooler show. My name is Nick, otherwise known
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  as Extra Cooler, and me, the bushwhackers and the kangaroo
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  are here. Sorry, I don't know who would be
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  the kangaroo. I was going to say who's who.
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  I don't know, but you guys are the bushwhackers this week.
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  They'll be Doc Hendricks instead.
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  Yeah, as usual, you can find us over on the Instagram.
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  I can't Do it the whole episode on Instagram Extra Cooler and
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  also the Extra Cooler show. Join us over on our Discord
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  channel. I hope we can discuss the
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  Bushwackers a little bit further after this episode.
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  This. Feels like this is like a Jason
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  movie. It's like Friday the 13th for
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  like Jason goes to hell, whatever it's called, like it
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  feels like the OR the final chapter.
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  I apologize, Andrew Rubin's going to come after me for that.
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  But it's like it is feels like this is it the final chapter of
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  our Bushwackers debate. And it's funny that it's like a
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  1996 Superstars of Wrestling episode that's it's gone us
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  there. But I have a feeling though,
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  like Jason, the Bushwackers will debate will come back.
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  I was just going to say that. Yeah, I was just going to say
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  it's never going to be over. Come on.
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  Bushwackers go to space, you know, look at all.
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  Oh, Luke and Butch, Matt, we got some housekeeping, I believe.
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  We sure do. Last episode we were talking
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  about the entrance of 6 into the WCW and NWO world and he showed
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  up in NWO in 1996 and we had kind of questions around when he
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  showed up. How quickly did he show up?
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  Was this another one of those Rick Rude Lex Luger situations?
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  And it was actually far from that.
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  The story goes with the 123 kids final match in WWF was him
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  losing to Savio Vega, which was on a Monday Night Raw May 20th
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  of 1996. He spent some time in rehab and
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  then on September 16th, 1996, that Nitro that was following
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  the car that we covered last week is when he showed up in the
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  crowd and he actually used the remote control to like let
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  Flyers pop come down from the ceiling.
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  And that was him kind of announcing himself as a member
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  of the NWO. And then his name was 6 SYXX,
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  which was because he was the 6th member of the NWO.
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  And 1 + 2 + 3 one 2-3 kid also equals 6.
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  So there you go. And then his first match was the
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  following week, beating one of our favorites, Jim Duggan.
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  One too many hoes. I didn't know where you're going
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  with that. I know.
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  I always loved the name 6. I thought it was actually pretty
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  cool. One of the better. 3.
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  WCW names, especially for a company that always used like
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  their, you know, street name. Yeah, I, I got, I'm not going to
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  lie, I always knew about the 123 adding the numbers together and
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  that's why I didn't realize and I never put together that he was
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  the 6th member of the NWO and that's had something to do with
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  it also. I liked his gear, too.
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  His T-shirt had the sick, the pool, the pool ball, right?
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  Yeah. Hell yeah.
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  Yeah, that's a great. That's like underrated shirts.
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  I feel like an Attitude Era. I always love that Scott Hall
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  used to wear it and wear it backwards, you know, for the 6th
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  ball will be on the front and the NWO on the back.
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  But I know, I know, Doc Hall. Just like he anything he does is
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  cool. Like, I mean, it's like, yeah,
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  look at that. Yeah, we.
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  We need to do like a draft of like, just cool, just like
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  wrestling cool, you know, he. Put He's the only guy that can
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  make the right now, you know, look cool too, you know,
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  impressive. Well, you're like, oh, draft,
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  this guy's got to. Yeah.
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  I'm not even going to say yeah, yeah.
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  I was going to say something that wouldn't have turned right,
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  but hey, hey, Matt, thanks for the well.
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  Enough is enough and it's time for housekeeping.
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  The drop. The drop always has to happen.
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  I'm off my game, I apologize. It's all right.
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  I wasn't going to interrupt you, but yeah, our.
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  Housekeeping is done and you did your own version of one too many
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  hoes. So there I'm back A.
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  Little bit. So something tells me it's kind
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  of appropriate that we just hammered out a bunch of drops
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  because something tells me we're going to have a lot more as this
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  episode goes on. So we alluded to it earlier.
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  You've already seen the graphic. This episode is 192 of the Extra
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  Cooler show, which is wild. We're covering WWF superstars
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  from May 4th, 1996. All right, so Jim, you're the
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  one that threw this episode out there.
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  I think it's pretty appropriate because back when we covered
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  King of the Ring, we uncovered that the Bushwhackers were at
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  one point accompanied to the ring by a kangaroo mascot, which
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  the four of us had absolutely no clue.
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  You know, 96. We were all in high school, you
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  know, We were not watching it like we used to when we were
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  younger kids, especially not watching WWF Superstars very
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  often. Yeah, yeah, here we were still
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  end of 8th grade, right? Like, yeah, yeah.
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  We started September 96. Is is when we started high
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  school. So yeah, this is like the tail
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  end of middle school. But still, yeah, I don't think
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  any of us were paying that close attention to, you know, in your
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  house. No, and like no, you know, we're
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  just talking about Scott Hall cool.
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  This was superstars in 1996 was objectively not cool.
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  Like in any era, is late. Right, like it is bad be lame,
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  but you definitely we could have covered it up because of one
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  particular individual that is covered a lot in this episode
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  and that is none other than Sunny and the the rise of her.
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  So obviously you would understand why an eighth grade
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  boy would be watching WWF Superstars.
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  Yeah, there's in many of 96, but I think we wanted to cover this.
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  I remember when we covered what was it the king of the ring?
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  You said 96 and we like we're like, wait, the bushwackers are
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  still around in 96. We didn't realize that.
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  And then the kangaroo situation, we were like, what?
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  That was not on our radar at all.
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  And so we had to had to go back and investigate this.
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  I mean, that's what we are here sometimes, right?
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  We're like investigators of like dog shit wrestling.
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  Like that's like, let's get to the bottom of this turd and
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  figure this. Out.
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  That's a really good way to put it.
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  Like, as much as we pride ourselves on the nostalgia of
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  this podcast and more recently we've dove into some like pretty
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  iconic stuff, but it's really fun sometimes to watch these
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  things. And Superstars has such a sweet
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  spot because when you watch it on Peacock, it's like 45 minutes
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  and and and we got to get these in because who the hell knows
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  what's happening with WWE and their their streaming platforms
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  and, and all that, which is whole nother can of worms.
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  There was news that came out today that, well, I guess a week
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  ago at this point that came out that ESPN is not interested in
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  holding their old library so. It's Peacock has it Till and I I
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  believe Peacock has it till like the spring of 2026 is what I was
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  reading. Yes.
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  They took more superstars away. I want to be so pissed.
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  Bad enough we can't find RAW anywhere, so.
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  Raw is already on Netflix, but it's.
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  That's how difficult to store this stuff.
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  How difficult is it to like warehouse this stuff on a server
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  somewhere? Come on.
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  Yeah. You could see, you could see
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  why, yes, I mean, this is a whole another discussion, but I
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  feel like I could understand why ESPN doesn't feel the need to
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  carry the library. They've got a lot of other
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  stuff. Yeah, they have plenty others,
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  but they. Can hire some people to post,
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  you know, Bushwhackers 96. Someone else, someone else is
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  going to pick it up. It would be nice if it's Netflix
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  cause Netflix is a little smoother than the Peacock.
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  I'm still trying to wear my 999 sweatshirt too early.
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  That's that's, that's the dream, right?
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  That's that's the dream that will never come true ever again.
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  We didn't know we had. Yes, yes.
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  Yeah, how we did it was that we did our was.
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  Yeah, we yeah, we just started this podcast too late.
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  Yeah. Let's let's take a trip back to
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  April 30th, 1996 to Des Moines, IA, which is where this
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  Superstars takes place. It originally aired on May 4th
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  1996 and let me tell you WWF superstars starts off hot we get
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  a recap with heal Davey boy Smith, Jim Cornett they're
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  they're backstage yelling at Doc Hendricks and and gorilla
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  monsoon Davey boy is pissed right, because Sean has made a
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  pass at Diana, but. Again allegedly.
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  Allegedly. Allegedly you.
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  Want to hear it directly from him?
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  Because think about this, this is even before the theme song
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  plays. You get this level of Davey
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  coming at you. I imagine you've got to be the
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  happiest rotten pervert, Shawn Michaels.
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  He wants to sleep with my wife. I can't wait for me at 26.
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  I'm going to finish him right now.
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  What's he talking about? I love dirty, dirty rotten.
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  Pervert. Is that what he called him?
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  Dirty rotten pervert. It took me about like 10 lessons
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  to figure out and then he just walks.
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  Away from the microphone and he like trails off talking about
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  May 26th which is the next in your house event where beware of
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  dog. Way to plug your shit, bulldog.
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  Yeah, yeah. Oh man, that starts.
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  Off not man like that's a yeah to start an event as like coming
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  completely dry coming into this yeah.
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  You know what I was getting myself into and then that's
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  where we're going. Oh.
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  Superstar. Gorilla's Jabber fest.
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  Yeah. Gorilla was shocked.
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  You're right. No, it's it's they're coming in
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  hot here. Are you ready to go?
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  Please do it. Are you ready to go?
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  You have you have the music, right?
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  Sorry to put you on the spot. Maybe.
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  Maybe. Oh yeah.
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  So. Such a bop.
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  Doc Hendrix singing The Entrance and yes, we've heard this.
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  We played this on a few episodes ago.
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  Watching entrance itself is so outrageous.
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  Like it's got the whole cast. It's like essentially their
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  version of the Saved by the Bell entrance but the like the talent
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  is lip syncing along. Yeah, to it, I read.
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  It oh, it's. So picture of the body doll of.
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  Yeah. Yeah, so uncomfortable.
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  I like. Shawn in like what looks like
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  his underwear like just dancing along to it.
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  I like Vader in that leather jacket too.
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  Did you see that? Yes, it's all great.
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  Screw you guys, I'm not putting on my gear for this bullshit.
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  I love the vids that like it's been different through right?
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  Like they changed the who's included?
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  At four different times. So you can hear who's like added
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  later, like blood is blue, like throw it, you know?
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  It's already been housekeeping. I'm not doing it again, sorry.
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  It's the. Godwins are in the ring.
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  This is a very like. Is that like a RIP off of the
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  Monday Night Football team basically?
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  Is that what they're going for? It's got to be.
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  That's what it feels like the IT feels like Williams junior
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  thing. Yeah, yeah, it.
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  Feels like Hank Williams junior meets saved by the bell I think.
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  Yeah, that's pretty good. Right now it knows all it's
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  missing is the like school bell in the very beginning.
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  Otherwise it's got the same vibe.
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  Hank Williams, junior meets Saved by the Bell is the
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  crossover. I never knew I needed it.
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  Here it was. Here it is.
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  It's Saturday morning. There's professional wrestling
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  involved with professional wrestling.
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  Fancy. Mixing the trio.
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  I love it. Godwins are in the ring.
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  They are baby faces I think at the time, right?
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  They've got hillbilly. Chair, they've got hillbilly.
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  They're in the ring, but we are. I mean, this is like chock full
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  extra cooler show right now. You get the new rockers out
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  next, Jim. Jim Ross is in the aisle waiting
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  for Leaf, Cassidy and Marty. I'm going to say it right away,
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  right? And I don't think this is an
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  accusation. Marty Janetti looks as high as a
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  kite. Right as he gets on the mic.
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  He says something and Jim Ross then goes to ask Marty a
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  question. But Marty goes to answer the
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  question. Not even with his mouth into the
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  microphone, you can't hear what he's saying.
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  On top of this, they're carrying two pink stuffed animal pigs
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  down to the ring that on leeches they're punting them around like
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  it's a football. Game.
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  It it is, it is wild. It is absolutely.
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  Wild Marty does drill the like it's like a, you know, a 50 yard
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  field goal that would have been good from 60 yards.
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  He like, hammers that pig into the into the.
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  Raft and he has NTPD. I'm mad about this.
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  It's so, so absurd. My name.
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  Is Prince's response to them, though, Well, they're like Leif
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  Cassidy is saying whatever he's saying and.
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  Says they're two grooving happening dudes.
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  Like what? What is happening?
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  It's especially bad like Al Snow here.
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  Leaf Cassidy is especially bad, delivering his lines, and then
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  Vince McMahon even commentates on it afterwards.
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  They're a little on the dorky side, especially Leaf.
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  It's like, all right, we had a bury here guy.
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  Cool man. Isn't he?
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  Crazy though, to think that you've got like Marty Janetti,
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  1/2 of like the coolest tag team when we were kids and now he
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  hasn't changed his gimmick. He's like I, I don't think he's
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  intentionally corny. Like, I think they're just like
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  they're. Awful.
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  Yeah. They're absolute tool boxes
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  here, right? I mean, like, absolutely.
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  But I think they did try to sell them when they first came out
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  and then they quickly, like, pivoted to like this.
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  That's my recollection of it because it's so bad.
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  And like Jr. says, the new rockers are listening to like
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  Tommy James and the Shondells to get ready.
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  Like, you know, like it's, is it like?
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  Crimson Clover. Yeah, I I don't it's like why
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  they're going back in time now. Like Sean and Marty were like
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  pair metal guys basically. Like that's the idea and like it
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  doesn't make. It's like the 70s.
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  Yeah, it's like, I don't think they like the headbangers come
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  out next year, right? Like I think they were looking
• 15:38
  for something like that. Obviously this is a little off,
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  but I think they're like headed in that direction of like we
• 15:44
  need some like music type I I don't I don't know.
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  It's you think, you think about wrestling, especially WWF in
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  like 1996 at this time and how interesting the roster is, but
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  like to add another layer to it. The tag teams are like.
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  Horrible. They're atrocious.
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  I like that they're going for their tag teams though, right,
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  yes, I agree they are. But I I agree with you, they are
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  there's. Nothing like believable about
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  the the the tag teams that are featured on this card.
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  Jim, you're falling for it. He's, oh, he's setting you up,
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  man, Setting you up. I don't like that.
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  I'm taking Marty. I'm like in the bear trap.
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  Marty and Leaf defeat Henry and Phineas the winner of the match
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  they got or they're going to get a title shot at the body Donna's
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  and their tag team titles. Like like I said, the tag team
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  division is is interesting, but it's it's blatantly being
• 16:38
  carried by Sonny, right? Like it's without Sonny, the tag
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  team division has no hope. Well, there's Techno Team 2000.
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  I I beware of dog. She's already switched to twice.
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  I believe she attaches to the godwins when they beat the body
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  donnas before that and then at Beware of dog she kisses Billy
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  Gahn. Oh.
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  Yeah. And yeah, you're right.
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  This is all smoking guns. Yeah.
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  She's following the gold, maybe following the gold.
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  And that does lift the entire, you know, division.
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  I think her little her antics and jumping ship from from tag
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  team to tag team. Yeah, so the body donnas come
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  down, they distract Henry and Cassidy, who's not even the
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  legal man. He the pins Phineas with the
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  sunset flip off the top and Skip and Zipper celebrating at
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  ringside because they've distracted the referee.
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  And they're yucking it up. Do you think this is new Marty
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  gear? Right?
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  It wasn't like he doesn't have like 3 of everything and he like
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  let leaf bar borrow them. No, I think, I think you just
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  said, hey, you see this? I used to be cool.
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  Can you do this? But but let's change up and make
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  it a singlet. And let's have.
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  Some kind of like those straps, Yeah, that the.
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  Yeah, there's like little straps and stuff too.
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  Yeah. It's like.
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  If I went to my high school reunion and I wore this red
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  velvety maroon shirt. We're all running back.
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  Right, you actually wore a maroon velvety shirt.
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  He thought he was a Gangrel or something.
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  Guess where he guess where he bought the shirt.
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  Take 2 words. Guess.
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  Take one guess please. It has to be hot topic.
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  No, it is hot topic, of course. Oh yeah.
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  Oh. Yeah, he's.
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  Going for you like a Gangrel Y2J?
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  Oh yeah, you had the Y2J. Party gimmick at the time, I
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  said. Silvery like shiny shirt, Yeah.
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  Not bad though. I mean, you went for it though.
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  You swung. You swung to the fastest you
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  might have. You know, the bat might have
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  ended up in the stands. But, well, I I'm upset I missed
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  all that. Early earlier I asked if you
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  guys are ready, but now I want to take you guys to the Slam
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  Jam. Oh, the slam.
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  Like if anybody's listening, I'm very curious if they remember
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  the Slam Jam because it's like, I feel like it's WWF, Vince's
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  version. It's like he tuned tuned into
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  MTV for the first time in 1996. It was like, oh shit, we got to
• 19:11
  do this. Who who would be great.
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  Let's get a young hip guy to do this.
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  Hey, Doc Hendricks, you're perfect for this.
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  And and while you're at it, just, you know, you got the
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  voice and everything. Let's roll.
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  And we get Doc Hendricks giving us a recap of Sean beating
• 19:26
  Diesel at the last in your house. pay-per-view.
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  But man. He he kind of takes over the
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  Todd Penn. Yes, it is over the top.
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  It is. And explain it though where is
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  he? He's It looks to me like he's in
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  an underground bunker or something.
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  Like. I'm imagining like Silence of
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  the Lambs where the Buffalo Bill guy has his kidnapping victim
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  down. He like feeds him with a bucket
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  and stuff. Like that's Vince's house and
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  Doc Hendricks is in the basement trap.
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  You're going to do it a slam jam, damn it.
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  Like me, Throw some chicken wings down to eat wherever the
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  hell Doc Hendrick. Yeah.
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  And Sean, like that lasted. Diesel did.
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  He throw my European collar down.
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  I can't. I'm not as good at the doc as
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  you are. The the the interesting part,
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  though, is that there's a massive what looks to be an oil
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  painting behind him, and it is of Doc Hendrix just is.
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  He got his finger on his chin. It it's a bizarre, bizarre
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  painting. It looks like one of those
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  velvet paintings like in the background of this Slam Jam
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  studio, which there's a. Lot of March around too.
• 20:35
  There's a lot of and then there's like, fake televisions.
• 20:38
  Yeah, right. They're not real.
• 20:40
  There's no like, glossy thing over the television screen.
• 20:43
  It's like just like a picture inside of it.
• 20:46
  Dude, I'm telling you, that bastard is trapped down there.
• 20:48
  He might still be there. He's been recording slam jams.
• 20:52
  Why is it called the Slam Jam? They just had a song called the
• 20:55
  Slam Jam and then you got this. Damn I I it's infuriating.
• 21:00
  Yeah. And again, like, how old is he?
• 21:02
  He's I always thought Doc Hendricks was like 60 at the
• 21:05
  time, you know, back in 96. But here we are.
• 21:09
  And again, so I I saved us some housekeeping for those that
• 21:13
  don't know, because I asked before we hit record, where did
• 21:15
  the name Doc Hendricks come from?
• 21:18
  Well, Michael PS Hayes came up with the name himself.
• 21:21
  It's a combination of the band Doc In and his favorite
• 21:24
  guitarist Jimi Hendrix. So.
• 21:27
  That's so stupid. Yeah, like, why?
• 21:30
  I mean, even I knew who that this guy was, someone, you know,
• 21:34
  like when we were kids. So I'd OK I hate it.
• 21:39
  I just searched Doc Hendrix's Age in 1996.
• 21:44
  You want to have these events for a guess.
• 21:46
  Late. 40s. 50. 37. Whoa.
• 21:51
  Yes, get out younger than us. Oh my.
• 21:55
  God, he was born in 1959, so in 1996 it makes him 37.
• 22:01
  They're. Totally gay.
• 22:03
  Oh my God. He could have been.
• 22:05
  He could have still, you know, geared up and got out.
• 22:07
  Yeah. Maybe.
• 22:09
  Yeah, 37. When you talk about like half
• 22:11
  the guys on the current Ross right now are in their 40s, I
• 22:14
  feel like been there double. That and we're still wrestling.
• 22:17
  He's there for a couple years already, too.
• 22:19
  So right. I mean, like, yeah, Oh my God,
• 22:22
  that's that's one of the more shocking age reveals I've heard
• 22:25
  on this show. We've done a lot of age reveals.
• 22:28
  Completely agree. So before, before we go to the
• 22:32
  promo that doc hands it off to, can everybody tell me what's in
• 22:36
  their cooler? All right, that's my last one.
• 22:39
  I promise. The extra cooler show and what's
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  in the cooler is brought to you by Sloop Brewing Company.
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  Sloop Brewing is known for their hazy and golden Ipas like Juice
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  Play that Tito music, man. Yeah, you were on it.
• 22:59
  Love that. I've got a other half juice
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  pile. It's got a little like football
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  player on there, 8% say in double dry hop, Imperial, you
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  know my usual stuff here. Love it.
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  My I'm going to jump the I'm going to jump the line here
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  because I last week said that there wasn't much in the fridge
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  and I reached in and I found a Sloop juice bomb This time.
• 23:23
  I also I said the only thing that was in there was some
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  Samuel Adams. So yeah, there's some Sam
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  Oktoberfest in my hand. I'm not using a drinking a lager
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  B drinking an October, you know, bigger, thicker beer.
• 23:37
  But here we are. I'm enjoying it more than ice.
• 23:39
  Or his shirt off that you're drinking that.
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  Fest Beer. Over there.
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  Oh, Billy. 5.35.3. What?
• 23:48
  Cheers, Mike. You love you love October past
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  beers. That's all I'm saying.
• 23:53
  Yeah. You just ripped your Gangrel
• 23:54
  shirt off. You'll discuss that?
• 24:00
  I think the the velvet one had buttons.
• 24:01
  Correct me if I'm wrong. What's wrong with flames?
• 24:05
  No flames. So maybe I can't.
• 24:09
  I can't agree or deny that. Oh, so Guy Fieri new mic back
• 24:15
  then, right? I I had frosted tips too man.
• 24:19
  I love this. Just beat after Halloween the 19
• 24:24
  like 97 mic version. Did you, and you correct me if
• 24:27
  I'm wrong, you made love for the first time when you're wearing
• 24:29
  the red shirt that's in your wrestling magazine.
• 24:35
  You know the profile with the little What are you drinking, by
• 24:43
  the way? What am I drinking?
• 24:45
  Skip from Body Donna's Artoi. What are you drinking?
• 24:53
  He's Stella. I'm.
• 24:55
  Sorry, I'm laughing too hard, I didn't see.
• 24:59
  Shoot us perfetito music say play us out of this.
• 25:02
  Get us out, please. Onto gold dust I.
• 25:06
  Guess onto gold dust. I was going to say onto my
• 25:09
  favorite wrestler of this era and it is none other than gold
• 25:13
  dust in a backstone backstage promo.
• 25:16
  He's quoting Tombstone. The movie, I guess he's a movie
• 25:19
  guy, right? That's why he's doing this.
• 25:20
  Yes, I did love these. He's very creative.
• 25:23
  Gimmick. Yeah.
• 25:24
  Yeah. We're doing all that.
• 25:26
  Massive missed opportunity though, not dropping on your
• 25:30
  huckleberry. Like come on of all the lines
• 25:34
  because this few. May have just left today this.
• 25:36
  Few went along for a while like him and and going after Taker
• 25:40
  and he's the Intercontinental champion.
• 25:42
  This promo is is strapped some sick stuff to be putting on on a
• 25:47
  Saturday morning. They're getting to this is
• 25:50
  necrophilia they're talking about if you believe Undertaker
• 25:52
  is a zombie, right? Like he's nice.
• 25:56
  I can't. Repeat.
• 25:58
  That's right, dead man, I'm coming.
• 26:01
  And then he goes. Then, then he proceeds to say
• 26:03
  nightmares aren't the only thing going down.
• 26:06
  Dead man. Oh.
• 26:10
  My God. Explicit on this episode just
• 26:12
  for the content, like we're starting with with Davey now
• 26:15
  we're getting off the gold dust like this is.
• 26:18
  How did you have to be fondled by gold dust?
• 26:20
  This is our shit man. This is the most perfect example
• 26:26
  of like, you're watching wrestling when you're young and
• 26:29
  your parents come downstairs and this is on that.
• 26:32
  Yeah. You're like what's go?
• 26:35
  The when he dropped the like he he said a few things early on
• 26:39
  and I was like, am I reading into this too much?
• 26:41
  And then he drops the nightmares aren't the only thing going down
• 26:45
  the dead man. I was like, whoa, do you?
• 26:48
  Think What do you think Vince is doing while he's.
• 26:51
  Like. Shit.
• 26:56
  I think we're going to talk about it later because I, I
• 26:59
  really, truly believe that this is McMahon's brainchild and
• 27:03
  it's. Just has to be.
• 27:04
  It is absolutely. Disturbing to say the.
• 27:06
  Least. There's so much change going on
• 27:09
  here, like between him and mankind, who comes on later,
• 27:13
  Sunny even, right? Like you could see what's coming
• 27:16
  to the surface here. And like this dog shit, other
• 27:19
  stuff is getting put to the side of it, thankfully.
• 27:22
  New rockers, New rockers, can you?
• 27:24
  Imagine if they weren't able. Techno team.
• 27:27
  Could you imagine, though, like if these like the trio wasn't
• 27:31
  able to take off like gold dust, sunny mankind like they're such
• 27:36
  like I always say this they they're such a huge and
• 27:40
  important part to the attitude era.
• 27:42
  Like almost they they don't get enough credit.
• 27:44
  Like everybody always points to Austin and Rock, but.
• 27:47
  What do you think of the idea that WWF is lucky that nobody
• 27:52
  was watching in 95 or 96 because they could get away with this?
• 27:55
  Like there's not enough people to complain about.
• 27:57
  Like nobody's watching, so nobody knows what's happening.
• 28:00
  You think about like what the the parents were complaining
• 28:02
  about during like, peak Attitude era.
• 28:04
  What if they saw this stuff? This.
• 28:06
  Yeah, we never would have got there.
• 28:08
  No, it's like it's crazy that it got off the ground.
• 28:11
  Good point. So our our next match is Mankind
• 28:16
  facing off against Scott Taylor. Who's it?
• 28:20
  Scotty to howdy. Who is a proper jobber at this
• 28:22
  point? Yes, yes, but OK, so.
• 28:26
  In his pastels right? Like he is a proper jobber.
• 28:29
  So I feel like we'll we'll save the job conversation because we
• 28:34
  got a lot coming later. What opening remarks would you
• 28:37
  call it in a court case You're. Putting it on the teeth.
• 28:40
  Putting a statement, No, he's I got him.
• 28:43
  He's flustered. You won't believe his heinous
• 28:47
  act with Mankind attacking Bart Gunn in the back with the
• 28:52
  Mandible Claw, but I want to ask a question, right?
• 28:55
  It was Mr. Perfect doing commentary in the first match.
• 28:59
  No, he was. He's there.
• 29:01
  Yeah. I don't think he was, I'm sure.
• 29:04
  He was. No, because it was like this
• 29:07
  match came on and I was like, wait, Mr. Perfect's at the
• 29:09
  commentary table. I.
• 29:11
  Think. He's too often.
• 29:12
  OK, I'm I'm glad I'm not the only one that that thought that
• 29:16
  but. I don't want to go back and
• 29:18
  watch again. All of a sudden he's at the
• 29:20
  table. Young Scotty too.
• 29:21
  Hotty is obviously here to just. I love this.
• 29:25
  I love this is the type of stuff we investigate on the show here.
• 29:28
  You know, their investigation was Mr. Perfect on the on.
• 29:31
  The Where was he? Where were you?
• 29:34
  Where were you for the new Rockhurst match?
• 29:38
  See, I'm getting my court voice ready for the Bushwhackers.
• 29:41
  Or like, what an interesting time for the roster, right?
• 29:44
  Like Mankind, he's attacked Bart gun.
• 29:47
  He's just running through all the scrubs of the WWF roster at
• 29:51
  the time. So he attacked Barkun.
• 29:53
  Now he's dealing with Scotty 2 hottie.
• 29:55
  Who's not Scotty 2 hottie. Obviously he's he's screeching
• 30:00
  with the man of the but but spark plug.
• 30:04
  Holly is backstage basically telling us how nervous he is for
• 30:08
  Fatu next week. Oh yeah, best of luck with FATU.
• 30:12
  Talk about dog shit promo that is the epitome of a dog shit
• 30:16
  promo, so much so that Mister perfect at the end of it was
• 30:19
  making fun of him by going sound a little choked up there Bob
• 30:23
  like come on like he couldn't get out the street the.
• 30:25
  Craziest part too is this isn't the last of Bob Spark Plug Holly
• 30:31
  that we're going to see in this episode.
• 30:35
  That's someone who puts butts in the seats.
• 30:37
  Yeah, he's and he is Bob Holly. He's not there.
• 30:39
  He's a spark plug anymore. Right, he's kind of, but he's
• 30:41
  stressing the same. Oh yeah, I read that he didn't
• 30:45
  like the name Thurman, so that's why he switched to interesting.
• 30:48
  Yeah, he said. He was getting made fun of her
• 30:50
  something. Hey, Scott Taylor sells the
• 30:53
  mandible claw pretty well like he does.
• 30:55
  He does fish out of water to it, which you don't really see very
• 30:59
  often. I love the squealing too.
• 31:01
  I mean, the squealing is. It's such a nice touch and as we
• 31:04
  talked about the outro music is is perfect.
• 31:07
  And you, yes, and you can see the concern on the face of the
• 31:10
  children who are on the hard Cam in the background there.
• 31:13
  It's it's fantastic like that, like glazed, just stare that
• 31:18
  they do. It's scary.
• 31:20
  Vince clearly didn't know what to do with Jim Ross at the time
• 31:23
  because he's doing all these like aisle promo aisle
• 31:26
  interviews and now he's backstage with the $1,000,000
• 31:29
  man and, and Stone Cold Steve Austin, who's not Stone Cold
• 31:32
  Steve Austin at the time, he's the ringmaster, but there's,
• 31:37
  there's no $1,000,000 belt, right?
• 31:38
  He's. He look, he looks like stone
• 31:40
  cold. He looks like Stone Cold with a
• 31:42
  track jacket on and sunglasses. Yeah, he's changing from them
• 31:46
  though to goatee. And they're like, they're in the
• 31:49
  thick of Austin's first real WWF like feud with Savio Vega.
• 31:55
  I feel like at the time the limo driver backs up accidentally
• 31:59
  into Dibiase. He tells Savio, then you know
• 32:02
  what, Savio? I've got an idea.
• 32:04
  He like berates the driver, fires the driver, takes his hat.
• 32:08
  He says, we'll agree to your Caribbean strap match.
• 32:11
  But if if you lose, you'll become my driver.
• 32:16
  Like just like the classic old school like Dibiase shtick with
• 32:20
  the European college. Thank you for mentioning We're
• 32:23
  up to two on. We're up to two now on the show.
• 32:25
  Yeah. But as I watched this and I
• 32:27
  listened to Dibiase do all the talking, I'm like why?
• 32:29
  Why did they not trust Austin on the mic that they had to give
• 32:33
  him Dibiase like sponkers. So crazy.
• 32:36
  Because he's doing his thing in ECW, right?
• 32:39
  Like the Stone Cold gimmick especially.
• 32:42
  Right now, which is what got him over there pretty much.
• 32:45
  They, I think they just didn't have anything.
• 32:47
  They didn't know what to do with him, right?
• 32:50
  Yeah, let's give him the $1,000,000 belt or something.
• 32:53
  Right shocking term events from a company that gives Diana Hart
• 32:56
  extended like. Mike's mic time.
• 32:59
  Speaking of which, we've got the the trio of perfect Vince and
• 33:04
  Jim Ross setting it up for our our Monday Night Raw highlights.
• 33:09
  You got Vince in the ring with Ding Ding, the third European
• 33:13
  caller of the night. He's in the middle of the ring
• 33:16
  and he's interviewing Sean and and Jose Lithario is there.
• 33:21
  Of course, Shawn's the champion at the time.
• 33:24
  You know no way Shawn Michaels is going to be on Superstars.
• 33:27
  José José Lithario might as well be like of house plants sitting
• 33:31
  there He is, yes. Useless.
• 33:33
  That is correct. It didn't.
• 33:35
  It made sense. Like if the story was always
• 33:37
  that Jose Lithario was like keeping Shawn in check
• 33:40
  backstage, why did he have to have an on camera role?
• 33:43
  Like, yeah, I don't know. During this Diana thing.
• 33:49
  Yeah, I know. You get in there, Jose.
• 33:51
  Was he getting a coffee or something?
• 33:53
  Like come on man, have your guys back.
• 33:56
  So on the other side of the ring, you've got Jim Cornette,
• 34:00
  Diana Smith, British Bulldog, and they're out here.
• 34:05
  Sean's talking about his title defense from with Diesel and now
• 34:10
  how he's moving on to Bulldog, but Cornett is out here accusing
• 34:14
  Sean of trying to sleep with Diana and he is just
• 34:19
  obliterating him in the middle of the ring.
• 34:21
  It is just straight up running Sean down and Sean is just
• 34:25
  standing there taking it for the most part.
• 34:27
  And there's so much. There's so much in there that
• 34:30
  I'm trying to like selectively choose what to let in, what not
• 34:34
  to let in. So let's just set the tone with
• 34:36
  Early Cornett as he's rambling for at least 2 minutes at this
• 34:39
  point last night. It was a great victory in the
• 34:42
  ring, but I want to talk about what happened outside.
• 34:45
  The ring. Here we go.
• 34:46
  I want to talk about what you did, you stinking pervert.
• 34:50
  Yeah, You tried to sleep with this man's wife.
• 34:53
  There it is. You heard it, folks.
• 34:57
  It's also like. I feel the need to apologize to
• 34:59
  the listeners for Cornett's voice and and how ear
• 35:02
  piercingly. Shrill, very shrill thinking
• 35:05
  pervert. He has worked up into a lather.
• 35:09
  Oh my God, he's such a weird time in wrestling, man.
• 35:15
  To his credit, he can go zero to 60 in like 2 seconds flat,
• 35:20
  right? Like and he's just, he's red
• 35:22
  faced and just got rolling. He is rolling.
• 35:25
  You know, I wondered if there was any, not necessarily truth
• 35:30
  behind Sean and Diana, but like, like, you know, Sean was a
• 35:36
  little bit of a deviant. Like, yeah, the stuff with Sunny
• 35:38
  that we've heard about and sure, like it makes you wonder if
• 35:42
  Cornett was just laying in like some of the truth and like out.
• 35:46
  But also at the time we're dealing with when they're trying
• 35:49
  to make the click a thing, right Like like the crowd and Sean's
• 35:55
  fans being the click and it's. You were part of the click.
• 35:58
  I was part of the click, but I didn't want Vince to tell
• 36:01
  everybody about it. Yeah.
• 36:03
  Definitely, yeah. It's obnoxious.
• 36:06
  It's just, it's so annoying. Vince was.
• 36:08
  Trying so hard with him, yeah. And then you got Lawler on.
• 36:12
  I hate the click like. I feel like Lawler plays an
• 36:17
  important piece of this to back up Cornet, too.
• 36:19
  I mean, you just heard it there with him cackling away like,
• 36:22
  yeah, he loves it. Waller can do.
• 36:25
  And him loving all of the perverted bullshit that he's
• 36:27
  spewing. And between those 15 seconds
• 36:30
  that I gave you, then there's probably another 90 in between.
• 36:33
  And then he's still keeping that same level of energy as he
• 36:36
  continues on. And it's it's a little lengthy,
• 36:39
  but I feel like it's appropriate.
• 36:40
  To play very. Appropriate.
• 36:43
  Michaels, I want you to face your accuser.
• 36:45
  I want you to look into the eyes of the woman that you tried to
• 36:48
  deflower. I want you to look into the eyes
• 36:51
  of the woman that you tried to sully and ruin it.
• 36:54
  Diana, I want you to look into the eyes of this beast, this
• 36:58
  sexual deviant. I want you to look into the eyes
• 37:02
  of the man who tried to lay his hands on your most private
• 37:05
  parts. And I say Shawn Michaels, you
• 37:08
  Sir, you Sir, are a fornicator. Wow.
• 37:16
  What the accusation? Smile.
• 37:18
  You, Sir, Or a fornicator, that is.
• 37:22
  That's wild. Here's here's I, I kind of
• 37:24
  alluded to it earlier. Take out Shawn Michaels and
• 37:28
  insert Vince McMahon and it's everything that makes it feel
• 37:31
  like it. All right, Yeah, this, this all
• 37:32
  tracks. That's what I was thinking about
• 37:34
  while watching this episode. Was like, oh, shit.
• 37:37
  It's not. It's not Shawn.
• 37:38
  It's Vince. Like it's just.
• 37:42
  It's like 2 feet to the left. You said this before we
• 37:44
  recorded. I think he's accusing Sean of
• 37:48
  deflowering Diana. Yeah, I don't know about that.
• 37:51
  I mean, they're married, the two, right, Like children.
• 37:54
  Like that's not what's this like the Immaculate Conception?
• 37:57
  Sometimes it's it's it's. This whole thing is absurd and
• 38:03
  wild and I can't believe it's airing on television on a
• 38:05
  Saturday morning. Well, plus like they just.
• 38:08
  Not to like split hair on the language like what doesn't make
• 38:12
  you a pervert if you're cheating on your wife or cheat, you know,
• 38:16
  like like that's not like a. Right, a sexual.
• 38:20
  Dick. Yeah.
• 38:21
  Yeah. A sleazebag.
• 38:22
  Well, you know, like, that's fine.
• 38:23
  But like, he's all this, like, it's very strange, very biblical
• 38:26
  in a way, Yeah. It's a good good expression,
• 38:29
  but. We got a.
• 38:31
  Meanwhile, the guy's got kisses all over his tie.
• 38:34
  Cornette does. Right, right.
• 38:36
  And a a fluffy tennis racket like.
• 38:38
  How are corny? So then they made the executive
• 38:43
  decision to hand the microphone. Oh, wait, hold on.
• 38:46
  Before you hit the before you hit the clip.
• 38:48
  This isn't the first time they've let Diana speak, which
• 38:51
  is what's not. Exactly.
• 38:53
  That they keep coming back to the Diana Smith.
• 38:55
  Well, like, yeah, sure, she's a heart.
• 38:58
  She's she's an like an attractive woman.
• 39:01
  You know, there's nothing wrong with Diana, but the fact that
• 39:03
  they've let her get on the microphone and they're letting
• 39:06
  her do it again is mind boggling.
• 39:08
  She has negative charisma, right?
• 39:10
  Negative charisma. I mean, the Hart family in
• 39:12
  general, I mean like, yes, combine them all and their
• 39:15
  charisma would be like a -3 or something probably, right?
• 39:18
  Like. Excuse me, that's Stu's
• 39:20
  daughter. Who makes Stu come on the show?
• 39:25
  You know he's sleeping. But the clip that I'm about to
• 39:30
  play, it's it's 34 seconds, but I had to chop out the middle of
• 39:35
  this clip because there was about 10 seconds, 15 seconds
• 39:37
  worth of silence in the middle of this clip.
• 39:40
  But from the point where Diana speaks to the point where Sean
• 39:43
  rebuttals. So I, I apologize that this is
• 39:47
  what we had to go through, but here it is.
• 39:49
  I can't. Believe any of this?
• 39:52
  Believe it. McMahon, do you have anything?
• 39:55
  To say yeah. Yeah, I do.
• 39:59
  Sean, I know that you want me. What he does, he wants every
• 40:05
  woman. Mrs. Smith, with all due
• 40:11
  respect. Oh, that's about as sincere as
• 40:14
  flowers from Barge Shot. Please do not flatter yourself.
• 40:25
  Do you have anything to say? It's so drawn out, so long,
• 40:35
  obnoxious. Sean even delivers it so slowly.
• 40:37
  Like, plot her yourself, plot her plot.
• 40:45
  Her. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 40:46
  God. And then, then obviously, this
• 40:48
  leads to Bulldog and Sean, you know, having to be separated in
• 40:51
  the middle of the ring. And it's in that moment that I
• 40:54
  realized that the British Bulldog is still wearing his
• 40:58
  Allied Powers trunks. I know it's really random, but I
• 41:02
  was like, those don't look like normal British Bulldog trunks.
• 41:06
  They got the gold in there. And sorry, I just.
• 41:09
  That Allied Powers theme is goated though.
• 41:11
  Oh yeah, oh 100%. Observation, Nicholas.
• 41:14
  Yeah. I'm pretty sure they're the same
• 41:15
  ones. It's got the gold in it, but.
• 41:17
  Did you guys know it? Did you know it OK?
• 41:21
  One time I took Helen down into the dungeon and I happened to
• 41:27
  lay my hands on her most private party.
• 41:32
  Oh no, I didn't mean to wake you.
• 41:35
  Still I still. Wake up.
• 41:43
  All right, before we move forward to the the highlight of
• 41:48
  the show, there's a highlight, yeah, coming up that way, I
• 41:52
  mean. That one, yeah.
• 41:53
  So the highlight. How you I can't even anymore
• 41:58
  Diana heart so. Just your time, we're going to
• 42:01
  start talking. Oh God.
• 42:04
  OK. So.
• 42:05
  Here we go. Mike has written us Michael.
• 42:10
  Michael Workrate has written us a tongue twister that he would
• 42:13
  like to present before the next segment.
• 42:16
  So Mikey, Workrate. Mikey Bushrate.
• 42:20
  That's right, floor is all yours.
• 42:22
  OK, here you go. Bushwhackers bash and
• 42:25
  bushwhackers bump. Bushwhackers bunk and
• 42:28
  bushwhackers thump push. It up, get it up.
• 42:32
  Bash through bunkers, Bushwhackers bite and Buttery
• 42:34
  bunk them. Bushwhackers whack while Bush's
• 42:37
  wiggle. Bushwhackers waggle, wobble and
• 42:38
  giggle. If Doctor Seuss was still alive,
• 42:43
  I think we would be on to something.
• 42:45
  You sound like a some of those lines you'd make you sound like
• 42:47
  a fornicator. I don't know.
• 42:50
  Might be some truth to that. I don't know.
• 42:53
  Hey. Oh.
• 42:54
  God, that Gangrel shirt on. Before our So imagine going from
• 43:02
  the Raw highlights to our next match, which is none other than
• 43:08
  a match that features the Bushwackers versus the tag team
• 43:12
  champions, right? So before we start this match, I
• 43:15
  just want to read for you guys a definition.
• 43:18
  Wait, can you, can you just you said that the Bushwackers are in
• 43:22
  A tag team title match, right? Yes.
• 43:24
  Can the court show that? Oh, yeah.
• 43:25
  All right, that's for the record.
• 43:26
  There just for the noted noted all right, ready according to
• 43:31
  the the wonderful world of the Internet, I asked what is a
• 43:35
  jobber? In professional wrestling, a
• 43:37
  jobber is a wrestler whose role is to lose matches to make their
• 43:42
  opponent look more powerful and skilled.
• 43:45
  While sometimes a derogatory term, it refers to a necessary
• 43:49
  part of wrestling to build up stars and create a realistic or
• 43:53
  at least believable outcome for an event.
• 43:56
  They won this. Match a jobber.
• 43:58
  I I think I think ChatGPT lets you down a little bit and I
• 44:02
  won't. I don't believe that is exactly
• 44:05
  how I would explain a jobber, but that's OK.
• 44:07
  That's. OK.
• 44:08
  But so like, this is the great debate that I think we're going
• 44:11
  to have, right? As kids we grew up and while
• 44:14
  watching this episode, Scott Taylor was a jobber to us.
• 44:18
  Yeah, we called them. We called them regular guys back
• 44:21
  in the day before we knew the term.
• 44:23
  Right. They were they were jobbers.
• 44:26
  OK, so just I'm just going and and I don't believe in ChatGPT.
• 44:31
  It's against my religion, which is a line that my dad told me to
• 44:35
  tell Jim when he sent me a chain letter back in second grade.
• 44:40
  And then I wanted all those. Postcards.
• 44:41
  You have to write Jim and Brian a postcard and my dad said just
• 44:46
  tell him it's against your religion.
• 44:50
  I was like, what? I was like, you're in my CCD
• 44:54
  class. I don't.
• 44:54
  I don't even see. Religion.
• 44:58
  All right, so the Bushwhackers have a title match.
• 45:03
  Shocking. They're not going to win because
• 45:05
  they're choppers, but they come down with a kangaroo mascot.
• 45:11
  A kangaroo, right? This kangaroo mascot is so
• 45:15
  choppers. Don't have mascots?
• 45:17
  All right, all right. Didn't you I I wish they could
• 45:20
  see this at home. Has Nick altered something with
• 45:23
  his camera because his hand is? Huge.
• 45:24
  He's. Got he's like in front of it.
• 45:27
  It's. Like, very intimidating to like
• 45:29
  make this court case when he's got a giant hand.
• 45:33
  So the the giant kangaroo comes down.
• 45:35
  This thing is so cheap that he's wearing sneakers, right?
• 45:40
  Just sneakers doesn't have the normal like kangaroo feed.
• 45:42
  On the name is Rue by the way. Rue All right, OK.
• 45:46
  They look like LA nuts. These sneakers, too.
• 45:48
  They're like, not your Nikes. They're not like Jordans.
• 45:51
  They're like. They're from Sears for sure.
• 45:53
  Yeah, yeah. So the the champion skip and zip
• 45:58
  with Sonny in a non title match. Now let like, let's be honest,
• 46:01
  anybody. Did they formally say that non
• 46:03
  title match? I believe they do.
• 46:06
  I don't believe. They do.
• 46:07
  They do. Yeah, I think it's non title,
• 46:09
  Yeah. The Bushwackers at this point in
• 46:12
  time have been completely, or I shouldn't say completely,
• 46:16
  they've been semi repackaged, right?
• 46:19
  They are. They have slightly different
• 46:22
  ring gear. It's like cleaner.
• 46:24
  It's got more like logos all over it or something.
• 46:27
  The entrance gear too is a little different, like they're
• 46:30
  wearing fishing gear or something to weigh in right?
• 46:32
  Like. Yeah, they have like they have
• 46:34
  jackets on, right? Yeah, with.
• 46:36
  Patches all over them. The kangaroo has been the same
• 46:40
  bucket hat on as the Bushwhackers do.
• 46:43
  And yeah, the bucket hat. JRJR says that the Bushwhackers
• 46:46
  are looking to beat the Champs to get right back into the title
• 46:48
  hunt. But Vince quickly rebuttals and
• 46:50
  he says, I think they've always been there.
• 46:53
  So what are you talking? About that there, Nicholas.
• 46:56
  Correct, correct me if I'm wrong, Vince McMahon is the
• 46:57
  owner of the WWF. He's he's the one that said
• 47:00
  that. Yep, you guys are going to
• 47:01
  believe Vince McMahon. Thank you.
• 47:03
  Matt has dogged on this guy, calling him a fornicator and a
• 47:08
  pervert and saying Gold Dust's character is based off Vince
• 47:12
  McMahon. So I didn't say I.
• 47:15
  Didn't say Vince, that and gold dust were the same.
• 47:18
  I said that all of the allegations on towards HBK were
• 47:22
  actual allegations against Vince McMahon.
• 47:26
  All right. Excuse me, Your Honor.
• 47:27
  Matt, you don't have to respond to that.
• 47:29
  I think you could just give him the shock stick next time he has
• 47:32
  an outburst like that. Do you OK, My next question in
• 47:36
  this match, Jr. is calling them, which this is to me the first
• 47:40
  time that I feel like we've ever heard this.
• 47:43
  They're referred to as goodwill ambassadors.
• 47:46
  Yeah. OK.
• 47:47
  Goodwill ambassadors, right? They're basically doing all the
• 47:50
  make a wish work. Do you know who the Goodwill
• 47:54
  Ambassador of the WWE is right now in 2025?
• 47:59
  Titus O'Neil. Titus O'Neil OK?
• 48:02
  Jobber. Also a jobber.
• 48:05
  Who's a kid? Who, who?
• 48:06
  Who? Yeah, he's a jobber right now
• 48:08
  he's a jobber. They have nothing to do with the
• 48:11
  Bushwackers wrestle. They are.
• 48:12
  I mean Javares. He had a cool dance.
• 48:15
  He did that dance though, right? Oh yeah, prime time players.
• 48:17
  Me and Nick did it in. The Bushwackers also have a
• 48:20
  dance. Yes, Oh, I.
• 48:22
  See, they lick heads. They lick heads.
• 48:25
  But the Bushwhackers never slid underneath the ring at first.
• 48:29
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So about 5 minutes into this
• 48:33
  match, which I'm stunned that it lasts this long, these these
• 48:37
  guys. Butch looks good.
• 48:39
  Butch looks good. Butch looks all right.
• 48:41
  It's. Sellers.
• 48:42
  They're good sellers. Yeah, he's got good ring work.
• 48:44
  They are. Butch is.
• 48:45
  Butch is better than Luke. Can we say that?
• 48:47
  I would. I never cared to tell the
• 48:50
  difference and quite frankly. Lukes, the one that looks like
• 48:55
  he's Lukes got the haircut that looks like he's going to the
• 48:58
  electric chair he's got like, you know, we have to get like a
• 49:01
  specific haircut. Luke has four teeth.
• 49:04
  Butchers 5. Oh, there we go.
• 49:06
  That's the distinction. I I did mess up while I was
• 49:09
  taking my notes and I started writing it and I wrote it as
• 49:12
  Butch, but it was actually Luke. So I needed to go back and
• 49:15
  change my notes. Did you?
• 49:16
  Yeah, but like, did you ever? I mean the obviously there is a
• 49:19
  difference between these two guys, but I never cared enough
• 49:22
  to figure out who is who. Like and Luke, Luke's the
• 49:25
  difference. Luke's still alive, yeah.
• 49:27
  Yes. I don't mean that as the
• 49:29
  difference, obviously I'm not that.
• 49:30
  Right, Luke is still alive, and my guess is Luke was
• 49:33
  considerably younger. I don't know.
• 49:37
  I I do have the dark hair. I do have a damning piece of
• 49:40
  evidence here that I want to share, so I went to go look for.
• 49:45
  We didn't mention this, but the bushwreckers entrance music is
• 49:48
  the same, right? But it has like a voice over
• 49:49
  thing like they're like shouting 1 liners and stuff like, you
• 49:53
  know, we. Have.
• 49:54
  A kangaroo like the rock has the one where he's like, dropping
• 49:56
  his line, his catch phrase. Yeah.
• 49:59
  What does it say? Did it say we have a kangaroo?
• 50:01
  That would be amazing. Kangaroo.
• 50:03
  Bite. But anyway, I was looking very
• 50:05
  good. But I tried to pull it for the
• 50:08
  show. I couldn't find it.
• 50:09
  So I had the bogus theme that was on the the Anthology album.
• 50:15
  What was it? What was the?
• 50:15
  Yeah, what was the? You got it.
• 50:17
  Anthology. Yeah.
• 50:18
  And then I actually found this one which was posted and I'll
• 50:24
  try to play it from my phone, see how this goes.
• 50:27
  And it's an ad, so we'll. That's OK.
• 50:30
  Let me get to let me get to my point here.
• 50:31
  I went, I went to go look up, you know, the song I tried to
• 50:34
  find on YouTube, but I could only find like the standard
• 50:37
  walkabout music. But I went down to the comments
• 50:40
  and it like a lot of the comments are from like the day
• 50:43
  Butch died, right? Like that always happens on
• 50:45
  YouTube stuff, right? So I'm going to read a few of
• 50:47
  the comments here. There's gamer legend. 97 says
• 50:51
  the Bushwackers are no more. We lost Bush today.
• 50:53
  There goes another WF tag team here.
• 50:55
  We've got another good one. I forgot this guy's name, but he
• 51:00
  says may the good keep you an eternal paradise.
• 51:02
  Butch, Thank you for being who you were in this lifetime.
• 51:04
  You were certainly a part of the fabric of my life.
• 51:08
  That's nice. And then there's another one
• 51:09
  here from I think it says extra cooler. 28 says fuck you, I'm
• 51:14
  glad you're dead. Oh.
• 51:16
  My God. No.
• 51:25
  Jesus, come on Jim, now I definitely have to throw the.
• 51:31
  What I was like to arrest that man.
• 51:35
  Let's try for real. A focus case.
• 51:37
  Back to the theme. Wait, what did?
• 51:43
  He say woah yay, honky maybe. I was just gonna say.
• 51:52
  They both chimed in at the same time.
• 51:53
  Creative. But it's a lot of that.
• 51:58
  It's like it's just a lot of screaming over the the song.
• 52:02
  So all right, so we get a little payback in this match, right?
• 52:06
  The the, the Godwin's come out, they get their payback.
• 52:09
  They they hit Skip in the back of the head with the slot
• 52:12
  bucket, knocking Skip off the top rope.
• 52:15
  Also during the match, Jim Ross abruptly leaves the table to go
• 52:19
  interview Harvey Whippleman, which this is probably another
• 52:23
  completely failed gimmick because I don't ever remember it
• 52:26
  going anywhere. Right?
• 52:26
  Whippleman's there, he's watching the contest and he's
• 52:29
  saying he's watching all officials in the WWF and would
• 52:33
  present a report to WWF President Gorilla Monsoon.
• 52:37
  Nobody cares, right? They go on.
• 52:39
  Strike. Yeah, I believe.
• 52:41
  Who does the refs? The refs and really cab refs.
• 52:46
  Oh God. Like Tom Pritchard is a is a
• 52:48
  ref. What does this accomplish?
• 52:51
  Like it's such a bad gimmick. He goes from being zipped to a
• 52:54
  referee. Yes.
• 53:00
  I always forget that that's Tom Pritchard.
• 53:02
  That's zip. I wish.
• 53:03
  Someone was I always. Sort of the Irish guy.
• 53:05
  Same same same. And I looked that up.
• 53:08
  I was like, wait, was I wrong the whole time?
• 53:10
  Like it was really Tom Pritchard.
• 53:13
  The Doctor style, yeah. Wow.
• 53:15
  So, so yeah, Bushwackers, let's get back to them real quick
• 53:21
  because I have some points that I want to ask you the.
• 53:24
  Goodwill Ambassadors. The Goodwill Ambassadors.
• 53:27
  Based off my definition, I firmly believe that the
• 53:30
  Bushwackers are jobbers. Sure, this old merchandise sure
• 53:35
  early in their career they won a few matches, but Legion of Doom,
• 53:40
  but like who was one of their biggest opponents, right?
• 53:43
  Who like the? Beverly Brothers.
• 53:46
  They had a good little few, Beverly.
• 53:47
  Brothers, all right. And how many titles did the
• 53:49
  Legion of Doom win not? That many 22, maybe later on.
• 53:54
  Two. Yeah, later.
• 53:55
  On OK Demolition, You Heart Foundation you you can remember
• 54:01
  their big feuds. Could you tell me a team that
• 54:04
  the Bushwackers ever feuded with?
• 54:07
  I'm being serious. Who?
• 54:09
  I believe they feuded with the Beverly brothers.
• 54:11
  That was a feud. Exhilarating feud, right?
• 54:14
  There the Rougeau's. Yeah.
• 54:18
  It was early on. I'm, I'm talking about like in
• 54:20
  our time that we watched wrestling like because we
• 54:24
  weren't watching back in 86 when they first made the jump over to
• 54:27
  WWF and they were like had somewhat of a role.
• 54:30
  I couldn't tell you one like significant feud that the
• 54:34
  Bushwackers had, and do you ever remember them going on and
• 54:39
  getting a title match and thinking that they were going to
• 54:41
  win? On superstars here and there,
• 54:45
  never on a pay-per-view. They are the the bushwhackers on
• 54:48
  top of being jobbers. They were the comedic relief,
• 54:52
  which is fine back then. I don't believe the comedic
• 54:57
  relief back in the 90s was what it is today or has.
• 55:01
  Been for Santino. There's Santino.
• 55:03
  OK. And I have one one last question
• 55:09
  for you. Do you think Vince McMahon would
• 55:13
  have ever sent the Legion of Doom, The Heart Foundation,
• 55:18
  Demolition the Rockers, Shit Power and Glory to the set of
• 55:25
  Family Matters to lose a match on the show on TGIF to Steve
• 55:32
  Urkel and Carl Winslow TV? Stars they are.
• 55:35
  Hey, I don't care. They lost to Urkel.
• 55:40
  Urkel. Urkel.
• 55:41
  Urkel beat them. Urkel.
• 55:43
  He's going hard, Urkel. Was it Urkel, was it Urkel, or
• 55:47
  was it Urkel? It wasn't Urkel.
• 55:50
  You mean Steve Urkel was, you know, the most famous TV persona
• 55:54
  and TV maybe the side of Bart Simpson at the time?
• 55:57
  Yeah, he beat them Ski. Carl Winslow not waste like the
• 56:02
  two of them. Urkel always goes over first of
• 56:04
  all. I mean, that's.
• 56:05
  That Urkel saved for a second Urkel.
• 56:11
  Urkel must pose brother, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 56:15
  Urkel Urkel got creative control.
• 56:19
  So, all right, so in all seriousness, I still think that
• 56:23
  in WWF the the Bushwackers are jobbers.
• 56:27
  This is further proof, right? They win the match and we don't
• 56:31
  even see any sort of celebration from them.
• 56:34
  We don't see them raising their hands.
• 56:35
  Yeah, in the background as the body, Donna's are leaving the
• 56:39
  ring. Maybe.
• 56:41
  Did the Bushwackers have action figures?
• 56:43
  Correct me. They did.
• 56:45
  They did? Yes.
• 56:47
  Did Jim Powers and whoever the hell you know our swing?
• 56:51
  Gill. Catch them, whatever these guys
• 56:52
  names were. Dwayne Gill.
• 56:54
  Did they have action figures? Catch them.
• 56:56
  Did he have ice? He.
• 56:56
  Probably does now with one of these retro brands.
• 56:59
  Yeah, you made. It from the card art for it too.
• 57:01
  Yeah, exactly. So thank you.
• 57:04
  Hardly. You have your Hasbro's like to
• 57:06
  your right on your desk. Am I am I wrong or are they
• 57:09
  correct? Yeah.
• 57:10
  Bush trackers are not out here. They're not out because wait,
• 57:13
  Jim, what did your brother do? Should we talk about what your
• 57:16
  brother did to the Bush Wacker figures?
• 57:18
  Back I think he took I think he literally took a dump on one if
• 57:20
  I thank. You.
• 57:21
  Bryan's on my side. Bryan's on my side.
• 57:24
  That was, yeah, yeah. I mean, that was I believe.
• 57:26
  Your dad like dug it up and had it like right in in the new
• 57:29
  house on. Yeah, no, it's Ric Flair.
• 57:32
  Ric Flair? Oh, yes, OK.
• 57:33
  He was found in a backyard excavation.
• 57:36
  That's hilarious and it's. Like.
• 57:38
  So much. Tailor than the rest of his
• 57:40
  body. I think Jim's brother, just like
• 57:42
  if he was on the show, he just Mike dropped us by the fact that
• 57:46
  young Bee took a deuce. On yeah, he yeah, he should all
• 57:49
  over my case. He should all over my case.
• 57:51
  And I don't like that. Listen, I think, I think the
• 57:55
  comedy thing you're you're kind of right though, like the
• 57:59
  Santinos. That's.
• 58:01
  What it is? That's what they are, comedy.
• 58:04
  Mid Carters No, it's not comedy. It is engagement for the youth
• 58:08
  that is in the crowd. It is a way to get the young
• 58:10
  kids to latch on to something and to enjoy the show and to see
• 58:15
  that that is a important part of the fabric that is the youth of
• 58:19
  some dude on YouTube that Jim was talking about the comment
• 58:23
  on. Now, I will give you the credit
• 58:25
  that they have never. The Bushwackers never won a
• 58:28
  title in WWF. But neither did Roddy.
• 58:31
  Like Roddy Piper has the ICP, they got title actress.
• 58:34
  You can won at WrestleMania. Don't.
• 58:38
  Don't shut your mouth. Don't.
• 58:39
  Yeah, Tom. Fan of the show, Tom?
• 58:41
  How would you? Hear this, Tom.
• 58:43
  I'm daring the Bushwackers to Roddy Piper.
• 58:46
  They are not even in the same stratosphere.
• 58:49
  Like not even close. I'm going to hang up.
• 58:52
  I'm getting I'm leaving the show.
• 58:54
  I'd say here's a comp The Miz modern day comp.
• 58:57
  The guy got loses all the time. I know he's won 8000
• 58:59
  Intercontinental. Belts I just honestly though, at
• 59:02
  the end of the day, at the end of the day I I I completely get
• 59:06
  it and like yes, I'm probably over exaggerating with a lot of
• 59:11
  this stuff, but you're the. Guy that always says, oh I love
• 59:14
  watching my kids see Cody Rhodes.
• 59:18
  You know, yeah. No kid was that excited.
• 59:21
  Where did you ever go to? When we went to the Westchester
• 59:24
  County Center, we were never like, OK, hope the Bushwhackers
• 59:26
  are there. Hopefully no.
• 59:28
  Oh yeah, we're going to be those kids in the crowd.
• 59:30
  Like, yeah, no, hell no. I didn't want that.
• 59:33
  I had aisle seats during like a house show or something once and
• 59:36
  when they came I ran away from mile.
• 59:41
  Because. I didn't want to get my head
• 59:43
  licked. Yeah.
• 59:44
  Exactly. Exactly.
• 59:46
  So there's two things. There's two things here.
• 59:48
  Tom, I, I need to say what he would say, that jobbers don't
• 59:51
  get invited to the White House, although in this, in this term,
• 59:54
  maybe they do. Anyway, there is one other
• 59:58
  damning stat that is on Jim's side.
• 1:00:01
  The Wrestling Observer Newsletter awards from 1992 and
• 1:00:05
  1994. They won the prestige.
• 1:00:08
  Award of worst tag team. That's 1992 and 1994.
• 1:00:14
  Additionally they in in the year in between so 1993 they were
• 1:00:18
  still on the awards and the award was for the worst.
• 1:00:21
  The worst worked match of the year, which they won for
• 1:00:25
  Survivor Series when they teamed with men on a mission to face
• 1:00:28
  the Head Shrinkers, Bastion Booger and Bam Bam Bigelow.
• 1:00:32
  That Survivor Series match is the only memorable moment in
• 1:00:36
  Bushwhacker's history, in my opinion.
• 1:00:39
  No the doinks. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:00:41
  The doinks, the the doinks and that to me, that's the only
• 1:00:44
  Bushbackers. Well, Royal Rumble, they get
• 1:00:48
  thrown out in like a. Second again, again, further
• 1:00:50
  evidence that they are jobbers. I could feel this slipping,
• 1:00:54
  slipping through my come. On.
• 1:00:56
  I could feel this case slippering through my fingers
• 1:00:57
  here. I'm going to demand that it's
• 1:00:59
  dismissed, I want to appeal and I get a sheep herder's match
• 1:01:04
  involved here. I'm going to.
• 1:01:07
  Kick this up to the highest court in the land.
• 1:01:09
  I like it, but my but I've always stated in WWF, yeah,
• 1:01:15
  anyway, let's move right along because there's one more match
• 1:01:17
  left. Oh my goodness.
• 1:01:19
  And you want to talk about jobbers?
• 1:01:21
  Yeah. Do you want to talk about
• 1:01:23
  jobbers? Hold up.
• 1:01:24
  Oh yeah, never. I'm sorry, isn't there a
• 1:01:26
  skippers? There's.
• 1:01:27
  A commercial. Oh yes, I skipped over the
• 1:01:29
  commercial. I apologize.
• 1:01:32
  Warrior University. Warrior University, you got a
• 1:01:36
  promo mat. That needs a chalk line.
• 1:01:39
  Or. We've talked about we've talked
• 1:01:42
  about warrior like packeted in, right, like especially in this
• 1:01:46
  era of The Ultimate Warrior. So keep in mind when they have
• 1:01:49
  this vignette, this promo, this, whatever you want to call it,
• 1:01:54
  Ultimate Warrior is completely checked out.
• 1:01:56
  Sunglasses, hat on, zero face paint, and just the loudest
• 1:02:00
  Warrior jacket that you can ever, ever see.
• 1:02:03
  But we we complained about the delivery of Diana Smith in the
• 1:02:07
  middle of the ring. Warrior wanted to rival what she
• 1:02:10
  brought. So here's his charisma.
• 1:02:16
  Warrior man here and you know any academic.
• 1:02:19
  Institution can help you fulfill prerequisites, obtain a degree,
• 1:02:23
  but how many can prepare you to fulfill a?
• 1:02:25
  Dream. At Warrior University, you and
• 1:02:28
  me together can do just that Here's my question.
• 1:02:33
  I and I'm and I did not dive into this.
• 1:02:37
  I would almost bet that this was part of the deal to bring him
• 1:02:42
  back that. Yeah.
• 1:02:43
  Like let. Him promote this and let this be
• 1:02:46
  a part of of WWF. Yeah, 'cause it's not AWF thing.
• 1:02:51
  This is like a striply warrior thing.
• 1:02:52
  It's like in Scottsdale, AZ. I read up on it.
• 1:02:55
  I think you get. Like 9.
• 1:02:56
  You get a tape in the mail or something?
• 1:02:58
  995 introductory kit. It never materialized into a
• 1:03:03
  full-fledged school is what I've read.
• 1:03:06
  And then it was until 2012. Yeah, it's, it's wild.
• 1:03:10
  It's like a 100% a grift right? Like this is just a scam.
• 1:03:16
  Like you get a. Can you imagine?
• 1:03:17
  The amount telling you push ups or something?
• 1:03:20
  I mean, it was it was legit because there's a blurred out
• 1:03:23
  screen with all the information is blurred out and, and, and
• 1:03:28
  what I read is there was an introductory kit for 995.
• 1:03:31
  You send a check and you'd get a personal an application with the
• 1:03:36
  kit for a personal seminar with The Ultimate Warrior.
• 1:03:40
  If we, if you know listeners, please, if you know anyone that
• 1:03:43
  graduated or at least attended Warrior University, have them
• 1:03:47
  reach out to us. You know the channels come on
• 1:03:49
  Discord wherever it may be. Like salvage?
• 1:03:52
  We will, yeah. We will interview you for like.
• 1:03:55
  We need to know what Warrior University was like.
• 1:03:57
  Was it like? Well, you know, like it's.
• 1:03:59
  Whitehead nipples one O 1 like what were the other classes?
• 1:04:03
  The craziest part is, you know, there are kids that definitely
• 1:04:06
  like beg their parents to do this and the parents cut a check
• 1:04:08
  for 995 so that they could be a part of Warrior. $995.
• 1:04:14
  No, no, no, no. That's.
• 1:04:16
  Sick. Well, that was probably like
• 1:04:17
  Columbia House. It was probably 995 the first
• 1:04:19
  month, Yep. 100 bucks the next month.
• 1:04:22
  Yep, you got a second. Tape 20 CDs for a penny.
• 1:04:26
  Just warrior ripping off sit ups on the video or something.
• 1:04:29
  The video. I wish I would kill to see that
• 1:04:30
  video. I'd be out there somewhere.
• 1:04:33
  Warrior man, my warrior man. Like pencil erasers?
• 1:04:37
  Man, you're. He wasn't even.
• 1:04:40
  That that charismatic Nick it. Yeah, I know, I know.
• 1:04:44
  He was just bland, didn't want to be there and unbeliev.
• 1:04:48
  He told him prerequisites warrior.
• 1:04:50
  The old warrior would never no, this is our kind of
• 1:04:54
  prerequisite. Our main event of the night
• 1:04:57
  goes. It goes like almost 10 minutes I
• 1:05:01
  feel. Like that, commercial should be
• 1:05:02
  the main event. It should be, because our next
• 1:05:04
  match is Owen Hart facing off against another jobber who
• 1:05:08
  again, you could never, you could never tell me who this guy
• 1:05:11
  ever feuded with. Dukes, the dumpster, Drossi.
• 1:05:14
  Owen Hart's got Jim Cornette there.
• 1:05:16
  Like I said, this match goes like I think 8 minutes and Owen
• 1:05:21
  obviously wins via submission with the sharpshooter.
• 1:05:25
  Owen refuses to let go of the hold, which well.
• 1:05:27
  Don't forget Duke put the Slammys in the trash can too.
• 1:05:30
  And this is like different. This is like later Duke Drosi,
• 1:05:34
  short haired Duke short haired. I mean, still probably a massive
• 1:05:39
  pervert. Right, he.
• 1:05:40
  Just got busted for that a few years ago or.
• 1:05:42
  Reached. Oh, is that true?
• 1:05:43
  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, there's something
• 1:05:45
  that came out about him recently.
• 1:05:47
  Oh wait, thanks for ruining my childhood again.
• 1:05:50
  Yeah, go comment it on his YouTube page.
• 1:05:53
  Cursed the Bushwacker's. Now this he just.
• 1:05:57
  So then wait. The best part is he refuses to
• 1:06:01
  let go of the sharpshooter and out to save Duke Drossi is none
• 1:06:05
  other than Bob Holly. Thank God.
• 1:06:08
  And Baby Boy and Owen just beat the hell out of them.
• 1:06:12
  Like the loser brigade. Like.
• 1:06:14
  Yeah. Absolute.
• 1:06:17
  And this is the main event. The main event, yeah.
• 1:06:19
  Main event but but have No Fear before we leave we're going to
• 1:06:23
  kick it back to the slam jam one more time Doc is like recapping
• 1:06:28
  and it's. He's doing the Bulldog and Sean
• 1:06:30
  thing again. Yeah, you know what I I like
• 1:06:34
  when I did this homework, I did it early in the day and I just
• 1:06:37
  let it run. So I was just playing superstars
• 1:06:39
  over like in consecutive episodes.
• 1:06:42
  But every time I looked up on my TV, it was docked down in the
• 1:06:44
  Slam jam Slam jam seller and. It's like a live feed.
• 1:06:49
  I guarantee my dreams tonight are going to be just duck.
• 1:06:52
  Hey. There Jim, how's your speed
• 1:06:56
  going? I'm here to ruin it with this
• 1:06:58
  massive nightmare. I'm going to wake up choking on
• 1:07:01
  a European collar or something. I hope you before we.
• 1:07:06
  Have your own oil painting of yourself in the back.
• 1:07:11
  Like Jim, you said it earlier, this whole thing is a massive
• 1:07:14
  commercial. Even to end with him.
• 1:07:16
  He's just promoting the next In Your House.
• 1:07:18
  We get a promo from Savio Vega. More promoting of In Your House.
• 1:07:22
  And that's what these were. I mean, they were always
• 1:07:25
  promoting that house. They're for kids back in the
• 1:07:26
  day. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:07:27
  Realistically, they were for kids who couldn't stay up and
• 1:07:29
  watch Monday Night Raw and you couldn't record Monday Night
• 1:07:32
  Raw. And this was your way of getting
• 1:07:34
  the recap at, you know, and. Everything else on Saturday.
• 1:07:37
  The Saturday morning cartoons were all commercials to buy toys
• 1:07:39
  and stuff. So why would Joey Duff do
• 1:07:41
  anything different? Great.
• 1:07:42
  So all right. Wow.
• 1:07:44
  Wow, what a show. What a show.
• 1:07:46
  Let's give this a good old extra cooler cans in the cooler.
• 1:07:51
  These are this is one of those hard ones.
• 1:07:53
  Like to rate, you have to rate it on the extra cooler show
• 1:07:57
  scale or are you going to straight up rate it?
• 1:08:01
  Matt's going to straight up rate it.
• 1:08:03
  I know Matt. He's going to.
• 1:08:05
  You can't. Yeah, rate.
• 1:08:06
  This, but it definitely takes massive hits because there is no
• 1:08:10
  true redeeming qualities outside of making fun of Diana Smith and
• 1:08:14
  maybe Warrior University gets you an extra can or here or
• 1:08:18
  there. It was jarring at times with the
• 1:08:22
  amount of perverted and just perverse content.
• 1:08:27
  I guess you can say between gold dust, between cornet, between
• 1:08:31
  all this craziness. Here we have to listen to a
• 1:08:34
  Savio Vega promo. That was oh man.
• 1:08:36
  Incoherent at times, yeah. Oh, we.
• 1:08:41
  Didn't even talk about that. Yeah.
• 1:08:45
  Were you here The the question I'll always present is were you
• 1:08:49
  entertained? Did you laugh your ass off?
• 1:08:51
  I like at it. That's why I have such a hard
• 1:08:53
  time giving this like a legitimate cans in the cooler.
• 1:08:56
  It's hard for me to, and that's why I'm throwing the 2 1/2 out.
• 1:08:59
  I didn't even write it down while I was watching.
• 1:09:01
  Normally I like to try and take a baseline and then usually one
• 1:09:05
  of you, mostly Jim, will coerce me to change my grade in some
• 1:09:08
  way, shape or form. But here, sure, it was a fun to
• 1:09:14
  go back and watch and to actually experience.
• 1:09:16
  The kangaroo has to get a can in and of itself, a Foster's can,
• 1:09:20
  right? Yeah.
• 1:09:21
  And I think, like, if I'm going to tell someone to go watch
• 1:09:24
  this, like go back and watch something, it's got to be at
• 1:09:26
  least like a 3 1/2. And this is, I'm not going to go
• 1:09:29
  tell you. Oh, you got to see this.
• 1:09:31
  I mean, yeah, it's a fun little curiosity, you know, with like
• 1:09:35
  some of the stuff in there. But I'm sure some of this other
• 1:09:37
  stuff, you know, you could probably see Warrior University
• 1:09:39
  in another episode, Goldust doing his stuff on another
• 1:09:41
  episode, Mankind as well. So it's, you know, it.
• 1:09:45
  I like watching these old things, but it's just, you know,
• 1:09:49
  it's for our investigation purposes. 2 1/2 is kind of where
• 1:09:52
  I'm at. Mike, would you have it?
• 1:09:57
  Mike, your work rate did not like the work rate of this.
• 1:10:02
  Well, I mean the the work rate or the Bush rate as I like to
• 1:10:06
  say, is abysmal. Abysmal, I mean.
• 1:10:12
  Just. I I would give this whole thing
• 1:10:17
  so watchability is like 1 1/2 cans.
• 1:10:21
  Yeah. 4543 minutes or whatever goes fast though.
• 1:10:25
  It does. I was thankful for.
• 1:10:29
  That yeah, I don't I this would have been torture.
• 1:10:30
  If it was any longer, it would be if you got like two more slam
• 1:10:33
  jams in there, I'd be. Yeah, that would have bumped me
• 1:10:36
  up. That would have bumped me up.
• 1:10:37
  Well, you want more slam jams? Yeah.
• 1:10:39
  You want 40 minutes of slam jam? Give me.
• 1:10:42
  Wait, hold on, all of you. Wait.
• 1:10:44
  So what'd you give the whole thing?
• 1:10:48
  2 1/2. Oh, he's right there.
• 1:10:49
  OK, so everybody's 2 1/2, so he's.
• 1:10:52
  Generous and then he All right, all right, we took the.
• 1:10:54
  Shot I. Also I.
• 1:10:56
  Also give it a 2 1/2. But what we like give me your
• 1:11:00
  quick high, your quick highlight from this whole thing, not
• 1:11:03
  goofiness like what's the best part?
• 1:11:05
  Like if you were to tell one person like this is the thing
• 1:11:09
  you should watch from this superstars, what would it?
• 1:11:12
  Be it's Warrior University. For me, it's the most
• 1:11:15
  interesting thing on this, I think.
• 1:11:17
  I think it's just really out there and it's wild.
• 1:11:20
  And to your point, like saying that like it's probably part of
• 1:11:23
  the deal for to get him, that's interesting to me.
• 1:11:26
  Otherwise, I don't know. I can't even think of anything.
• 1:11:29
  Maybe with Marty punting a pig into the crowd.
• 1:11:32
  Who has that, actually? Too.
• 1:11:35
  I think for me it is the only reason why you tell somebody to
• 1:11:38
  go watch this is yes, the Bushwackers actually had a
• 1:11:41
  mascot. It was this massive 6 foot
• 1:11:44
  kangaroo. Go watch this episode just to
• 1:11:46
  see it. Oh and just so to help you get
• 1:11:49
  through it, there's 1996 Sonny's just throughout the entire
• 1:11:53
  episode. That's the only partially
• 1:11:56
  redeeming qualities. Yes, that is 100% what exactly
• 1:11:59
  what I was going to say. I would say for me personally, I
• 1:12:03
  just love these old like early Goldust vignettes and promos
• 1:12:07
  like that was a highlight and even like early mankind.
• 1:12:10
  I think that's another reason. Why we?
• 1:12:12
  Landed this like that early mankind he didn't have a feud
• 1:12:15
  the fact that he was feuding with Bart gun and Fatou and and
• 1:12:20
  Bob Hawley is kind of cool he's. Sitting with Taker.
• 1:12:24
  Yeah, but he wants Taker. He doesn't have Taker, so he's
• 1:12:27
  going after all these other jobbers or yeah, they're also
• 1:12:31
  jobbers if you want to do that. We've said this before in the
• 1:12:34
  show you it is interesting to see like these seeds of like
• 1:12:38
  legit stuff amongst the absolute manure and I guess.
• 1:12:42
  Without, without them, I know I'm like beating the dead horse,
• 1:12:45
  but without them we don't get to king of the ring, you know?
• 1:12:49
  But I agree 2 1/2 is is as generous as I can be.
• 1:12:55
  I think I got a 45. Minutes is is 8 and.
• 1:12:58
  I think I got a good comp for the Bushwhackers.
• 1:13:00
  Oh, here we go. Disco Inferno.
• 1:13:05
  Disco WCW. Kids.
• 1:13:08
  Yeah, dancing. He's dancing like he's one of
• 1:13:11
  the TV title and shit all. Right, all right.
• 1:13:13
  Yeah, another comparison could be like a Fandango.
• 1:13:18
  That's that's in the Disco inferno.
• 1:13:20
  Right like that, that just like, you know, gets the cheap pop.
• 1:13:23
  You can't say R truth because what R truth has done has gone
• 1:13:27
  obviously above and beyond. But it's the it's the comedic
• 1:13:31
  relief. I think Jim had it best the
• 1:13:33
  Santino, especially the version of Santino that we know like and
• 1:13:37
  don't give two shits about. You know, no disrespect to the
• 1:13:40
  guy and props to him for making a career out of it, but I have 0
• 1:13:45
  interest in Santino. The Royal Rumble records that
• 1:13:47
  they've both held or hold exactly.
• 1:13:50
  There you go. Yeah.
• 1:13:51
  Yeah, but yeah, so. Hey, we got better stuff bound
• 1:13:56
  down the pipeline, but like we have to uncover these little
• 1:13:59
  things here and there. And we had to know about the
• 1:14:01
  kangaroo. I mean that that was the, you
• 1:14:02
  just gotta know the fact that the four of us.
• 1:14:04
  Had no clue and we couldn't be like, oh, you don't remember
• 1:14:07
  that? Like and.
• 1:14:07
  It's in the thumbnail too. You can't miss this episode.
• 1:14:10
  You're. Going back.
• 1:14:11
  To the Peacock. Yeah, the kangaroo is in the
• 1:14:13
  thumbnail. Whoever made that decision,
• 1:14:15
  bravo. And like you said that the the
• 1:14:17
  the the following week's episode thumbnail is Techno Team 2000.
• 1:14:21
  So it just tells you. Hire the thumbnail guy, man.
• 1:14:25
  About. The.
• 1:14:25
  Time He's doing great work. Oh, God.
• 1:14:29
  All right, well, thank you guys again for taking the time and
• 1:14:31
  listening to the Extra Cooler show as part of your wrestling
• 1:14:34
  rotation. We appreciate it.
• 1:14:36
  We've got some fun stuff coming in October.
• 1:14:39
  It's spooky season, right? We always have to do do some
• 1:14:43
  justice to spooky season, so be sure to tune in in October.
• 1:14:47
  And yeah, cheers guys. Cheers.
• 1:14:51
  Cheers. Bushwackers are still jabbers.
• 1:14:53
  Whoa, hey, hey, see you. But I want to talk about what
• 1:14:59
  happened outside. The ring.
• 1:15:00
  Here we go. I want to talk about what you
• 1:15:03
  did, you stinking pervert. You tried to sleep with this
• 1:15:07
  man's wife. There it is.