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Hour 1 - How Bout Them Cowboys? · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. It's our number one. And a happy
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  Speaker 1: Tuesday to you. It is the 27th day of October.
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  Speaker 1: But you already knew that. As we stayed up all
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  Speaker 1: night to give you a fresh pod. And we began
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  Speaker 1: with the football. Not the baseball. In our number one here,
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys pull away in the fourth quarter. and end
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  Speaker 1: up beating the Philadelphia Eagles. Is this Dak Prescott cowboy
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  Speaker 1: victory on Monday night a season-changing victory? The Eagles playing
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  Speaker 1: their backup quarterback, The cowboy hyperbole has no end. And
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  Speaker 1: on the Philadelphia side, can Nick Sirianni keep the Eagles
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  Speaker 1: from disappearing into the NFL's black hole of irrelevance as
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles have now lost five in a row? They're
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  Speaker 1: playing a backup quarterback, have a tattered, weather-beaten roster. And
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  Speaker 1: what stands out about the viral video of Cowboys general
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  Speaker 1: manager and owner Jerry Jones having an on-field powwow with
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  Speaker 1: Troy Aikman before the Monday night football game? You know
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  Speaker 1: that was, of course, not intentional. They didn't want that
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  Speaker 1: to get out unless they did. We'll talk about that
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  Speaker 1: and a whole lot more right now. It's your second
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  Speaker 1: bite of the apple. It's our number one. How about
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  Speaker 1: them Cowboys? Oh, yeah. They're back. They're so back. You idiots.
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  Speaker 1: and our lead this hour. Don't bury the lead, my man. Well,
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  Speaker 1: a surprise lead, a surprise lead. I was not anticipating
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  Speaker 1: when I tried to map out my plan of attack
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  Speaker 1: for the overnight show. I thought, well, there's no way
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  Speaker 1: that we're going to start with the football game. Zero, zero, zero, zero. Surprise, surprise, surprise.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to start with the NFL. And we had
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  Speaker 1: fully planned and anticipated a compelling, exciting World Series game
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  Speaker 1: number three. We were fired up. There's going to be
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  Speaker 1: some real controversy in game three of the World Series.
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  Speaker 1: And the question is, who exactly was watching after the
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  Speaker 1: fifth inning? Friends and family? Even friends and family were like,
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  Speaker 1: let me see what's going on in the football game.
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  Speaker 1: So I assume you know by now that the Milwaukee
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  Speaker 1: Brewers have amputated the Tampa Bay Rays 10-1. The final
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  Speaker 1: in a game that was not that close. And so
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  Speaker 1: we have decided to defer to our two for the
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  Speaker 1: full recap on the World Series. Instead, we start out
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  Speaker 1: with the Monday night football brouhaha that took place in
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  Speaker 1: the Delaware Valley. I know Jonathan and Della were very
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  Speaker 1: excited about that. As Philadelphia, the site, the battered and
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  Speaker 1: broken birds, hosting Dakota Prescott and the Cowboys. So were
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  Speaker 1: you watching? Even if you weren't watching, chances are once
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  Speaker 1: the World Series game got to 10-0, you flipped on
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  Speaker 1: over to see what was going on. Let's be realistic here.
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  Speaker 1: So Dak Prescott, 212 yards, three touchdown passes. As the
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys favored on the road here, two of them to C.D. Lamb.
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  Speaker 1: And the Cowboys manhandled the once-proud Philadelphia football team. They
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  Speaker 1: win by 17-0. It was a one-score game going into
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  Speaker 1: the fourth quarter, and then the afterburners turned on for
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys on Monday night. So the Eagles now have
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  Speaker 1: lost not one, not two, not three, not four, but
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  Speaker 1: five straight games. Javante Williams running and stumbling and bumbling
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  Speaker 1: in the Cowboy backfield for 155 yards and a touchdown.
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  Speaker 1: I'm told that's good. And the Cowboys remain alive. They're
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  Speaker 1: not dead yet. As the NFC least is up for grabs,
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  Speaker 1: the Gigantes, the Giants lead the division 4-2-1. The Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: get their third win of the season. And the focus,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get to the losers. The Eagles are such a mess,
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  Speaker 1: it's not even fun to goof on them. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: to them in a minute. Let's go to the Cowboys, though.
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  Speaker 1: We'll start there. And Jerry Jones' team. The state of
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys. A lot of excitement. A lot of excitement.
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  Speaker 1: The Cowboys win. They were favored. They win by a
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  Speaker 1: large margin here. So that is a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 1: Let us discuss. The question, is this Dak Prescott Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: victory on Monday Night Football a season-changing victory? So I've
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  Speaker 1: got favorite doctor, NASCAR, and Peacock. Peacock. And we will
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  Speaker 1: combine all of these things together. And we are going
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  Speaker 1: to put the biscuit in the basket is what we're
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  Speaker 1: going to do. Just put the nice little biscuit there,
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  Speaker 1: put some butter on it, and then put it in
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  Speaker 1: the basket. And that's the way to do it. So
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  Speaker 1: is this Dakota Prescott Cowboy win a season-changing victory? So
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  Speaker 1: I'm giving this premise a bit of side-eye. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing here. You want credit. For beating a wounded
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  Speaker 1: Eagles team, you were favored on the road to beat.
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  Speaker 1: There is a word for that. It starts with a
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  Speaker 1: capital E. Embarrassing. You cannot have a season-changing victory by
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  Speaker 1: doing what you were supposed to do. Hello? That's what
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  Speaker 1: you were supposed to do. It's kind of like your
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  Speaker 1: kid taking the trash out of And then coming back
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  Speaker 1: from taking the trash out, taking the garbage out, and
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  Speaker 1: they're like, all right, I would like a nice standing ovation. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: you little loser. That's your chores. You're supposed to do that, dummy.
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  Speaker 1: You're supposed to take the trash out. What's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: So you did your chores. Congratulations. Of course, now, with
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  Speaker 1: everything with the Cowboys, now it's like, well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: people are singing the Beach Boys' Good Vibrations. After a
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  Speaker 1: couple of clunkers for the Cowboys, they're like, we're back.
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  Speaker 1: The Cowboys are back, which every time they win, they're back.
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  Speaker 1: And Jerry Jones, what he did here, this win is
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  Speaker 1: a trip to the doctor. Jerry called up his favorite doctor, Dr. Feelgood.
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  Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, everything's cured now. We're all cured.
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  Speaker 2: Dr.
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  Speaker 1: Feelgood.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a doctor.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. Dr. Feelgood came in. Everything's good. I look
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  Speaker 1: at the Cowboys, the same shaky wagon. They just put
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  Speaker 1: a nice new coat of paint on it. Here is
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  Speaker 1: Dakota Prescott, the Cowboy quarterback, better known by his nickname, Dak.
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  Speaker 1: Here is Dak explaining that there's a lot to look
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  Speaker 1: forward to in that division. Take a listen. It's all
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  Speaker 1: right there in front of us. We've got to play
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  Speaker 1: New York again, who's got the.
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  Speaker 3: Lead right now.
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  Speaker 1: We've got to play every team in our division one
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  Speaker 1: more time. So it's right there in front of us.
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  Speaker 1: This is a huge road win in the division. Now
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  Speaker 1: we get to go home for a couple of weeks,
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  Speaker 1: and we've got to continue this win. Huge. Favored against
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  Speaker 1: a backup quarterback. That's your Cowboys. That's your Cowboys in
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  Speaker 1: a nutshell. Celebrating beating a team that had three wheels
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  Speaker 1: off of the car. And you're celebrating that. That's your
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  Speaker 1: 2026 Dallas Cowboys right there in a nutshell. Holy crap.
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  Speaker 1: Holy crap.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Cowboys are the NFL's version of a used car dealership.
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  Speaker 1: Fresh wax. Some new... New air freshener, put that in
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  Speaker 1: there on the windshield, you know, on the front there.
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  Speaker 1: And then the transmission's all messed up, but who cares
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  Speaker 1: about that? So Dak Prescott is the patron saint of
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  Speaker 1: temporary optimism. He spent a lot of money, and he'll
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  Speaker 1: fail when you need him most. That's what he does.
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  Speaker 1: Have him play the backup quarterback of the Eagles, and
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles missing a bunch of guys defensively, and you're
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  Speaker 1: off to the races. Congratulations. Now, on to the Philadelphia side.
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  Speaker 1: So Saquon Barkley... Played limited amount of action. Didn't have
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  Speaker 1: an early touchdown for the Philadelphia Eagles, who are now 2-5.
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  Speaker 1: And they are on a death spiral at this point.
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  Speaker 1: And it's about... time to say, turn out the lights.
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  Speaker 1: The party's over. Longest losing streak since 2016. I was
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  Speaker 1: a little kid back in 2016. That's how long it's been.
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  Speaker 1: Ten years. Ten years. My God. Ten years, five straight
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  Speaker 1: losses for the Philadelphia football team. So the question regarding
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  Speaker 1: the E-A-G-L-E-S, suck, suck, suck. Can Nick Sirianni, can Coach
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  Speaker 1: Nick Sirianni keep the Eagles from disappearing into the NFL's
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  Speaker 1: black hole of irrelevance? All right, so there's a couple
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  Speaker 1: ways to approach this. First of all, the Eagles are
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  Speaker 1: in a big media market. They have a passionate fan base,
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  Speaker 1: so they're never going to completely fall off the map. However,
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  Speaker 1: is Nick Sirianni the guy to put in the big
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  Speaker 1: chair and to lead you back into relevancy and avoid
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  Speaker 1: falling off into the abyss? Hell no! Hell no! Nick
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  Speaker 1: Sirianni is the type of coach... who is built for
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  Speaker 1: a victory parade, not a rescue mission. He's not that
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  Speaker 1: kind of coach, pal. He's not that kind of coach.
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  Speaker 1: He's a luxury automobile, and you're going to ask him
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  Speaker 1: over the next couple of months, as the Eagles are
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  Speaker 1: going to have a tattered roster the rest of the year,
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  Speaker 1: you're asking him, instead of driving that luxury car, can
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  Speaker 1: you please drive the bulldozer? Well, no, I don't drive
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  Speaker 1: a bulldozer. I drive a luxury car. But we need
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  Speaker 1: you to drive a bulldozer. Well, I can't drive a bulldozer.
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  Speaker 1: I drive a luxury car. I understand that. But we
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  Speaker 1: need this. And the team's not very good. And so
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  Speaker 1: these are the moments where you earn your money. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to earn my money. Okay, fine. It's
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  Speaker 1: like a country club golfer, Nick Sirianni, asked to dig ditches. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's not going to go very well. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: how much Gatorade you have, how much sweet tea you have.
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  Speaker 1: That's not going to go very well at all. And
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  Speaker 1: so Sirianni, we say this a couple years back, and
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  Speaker 1: I maintain the take. I've not gone away from the take.
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  Speaker 1: The Nick Sirianni is a show pony. And right about now,
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  Speaker 1: he's a show pony trying to survive a rodeo. That's
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  Speaker 1: not going to go well at all. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: the moment that bull starts bucking, With a B, by
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  Speaker 1: the way. I said bucking with a B. He is
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  Speaker 1: going to go, bye-bye, get out of here, see you later.
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  Speaker 1: Sirianni's gone. So we'll find out. If Sirianni is truly
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  Speaker 1: an elite coach with several prominent media dopes said that
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  Speaker 1: Nick Sirianni is this all-world, all-great, one of the top
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  Speaker 1: coaches in the NFL and not just a guy given
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  Speaker 1: great talent, okay, fine. So if Sirianni... is truly an
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  Speaker 1: elite coach, shouldn't he be able to manufacture a couple
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  Speaker 1: of wins without having an elite roster? Which the Eagles
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  Speaker 1: currently do not have an elite roster. So this is
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  Speaker 1: the part where you have to roll up your sleeves
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  Speaker 1: and get some dirt under your fingernails and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And Sirianni, in the cartoon image in my head, Nick Sirianni,
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  Speaker 1: he's got this sinking feeling right into the bubbling, boiling
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  Speaker 1: cauldron of goo. And it's NFL misery for the Eagles.
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  Speaker 1: And there's no one there, not Howie Roseman or anyone else,
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  Speaker 1: or Dom, the big Dom guy on the sidelines. No
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  Speaker 1: one is going to throw him a life preserver at
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  Speaker 1: this point for Nick Sirianni. So good luck. Good luck
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  Speaker 1: on that. And it's kind of like if Nick Sirianni,
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  Speaker 1: coach of the Eagles, was a NASCAR driver... And you
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  Speaker 1: took away his, you know, he looks really good, and
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  Speaker 1: then you take away his 800-horsepower engine, and he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: look so good anymore. And he's struggling. Buggety, buggety, buggety, buggety. Exactly. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you think this is bad. The trade deadline is a
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  Speaker 1: couple weeks away, and you wait. The birds are bad now.
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  Speaker 1: Wait until they start unloading. Howie Roseman's going to trade
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  Speaker 1: two or three of these guys. that are key players
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  Speaker 1: for the Eagles. And then they're going to have to
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  Speaker 1: finish out the year with whatever's left. They're looking at
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  Speaker 1: a top 10 pick right now. The Eagles, we have
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  Speaker 1: the six pick in the NFL draft. They don't have
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  Speaker 1: a quarterback. So will they draft a quarterback to replace
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  Speaker 1: Jalen hurts? That's an off season storyline to keep an
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  Speaker 1: eye on. This is a, this is a big time mess.
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  Speaker 1: I did want to go back to the Cowboys one
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  Speaker 1: more time. And there was a viral video that bounced
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  Speaker 1: around the echo chamber for on social media, got into
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  Speaker 1: the algorithm. The bots were doing a little dance there.
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  Speaker 1: They were very excited about this. So the viral video
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  Speaker 1: clip did involve Jerry Jones. And no, this is not
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  Speaker 1: him with some young lady there. Of course, Jerry's 84
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  Speaker 1: years old, so every woman's young to Jerry at this
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  Speaker 1: particular point. Anyway, the viral clip of owner Jerry Jones
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  Speaker 1: and ABC's Troy Aikman... engaged in a very animated, almost
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  Speaker 1: 10-minute conversation on the sideline prior to the Monday night
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  Speaker 1: football game in Philadelphia. They were right there, side-by-side, face-to-face,
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  Speaker 1: having a very personal conversation on the field. So the question,
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  Speaker 1: what stands out about the Cowboys owner and GM, Jerry Jones,
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  Speaker 1: having an on-field powwow with Troy Aikman prior to the
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  Speaker 1: game on Monday. So look at the clip. There's several
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  Speaker 1: different angles to this clip. There's some still photography of
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  Speaker 1: Jerry and Troy side by side here. Jerry Jones and
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  Speaker 1: Troy Aikman having a private conversation at midfield in front
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  Speaker 1: of a stadium filling up with 70,000 people and at
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  Speaker 1: least 40 television cameras and a bunch of people with
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  Speaker 1: their paparazzo cell phone. Very discreet. Very discreet by Jerry
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  Speaker 1: and the Cowboys and Troy Aikman and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And this just in, by the way. To Fox Sports Radio,
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  Speaker 1: we believe that Troy Aikman and Jerry Jones have each
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  Speaker 1: other's phone number. What does that mean? That means they
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  Speaker 1: don't need to be standing at midfield. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to conduct your business at midfield with the ABC cameras
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  Speaker 1: rolling and all that stuff. This is the NFL's version
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  Speaker 1: of a Hollywood red carpet photo op. for Jerry. It's
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  Speaker 1: all about the photo op. And listen, Jerry Jones, we know,
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  Speaker 1: thank God for Jerry. Jerry's great. Jerry's never met a
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  Speaker 1: camera he did not want to make sweet love to.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry just wants to make out and tongue every camera.
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  Speaker 1: And he usually does. He usually does. And so he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't just stir the pot, as he's pointed out, Jerry Jones.
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  Speaker 1: He's not a pot stirrer. He owns the pot. He
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  Speaker 1: manufactures the spoon and And he sells tickets so you
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  Speaker 1: people can watch him stir the pot. That's how he
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  Speaker 1: operates there. He's the P.T. Barnum of professional football. And
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  Speaker 1: he's getting up there. And not many more years of
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  Speaker 1: Jerry with us doing this kind of nonsense. So we're
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  Speaker 1: going to enjoy every single ridiculous Jerry Jones moment. And
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  Speaker 1: the great thing about him being P.T. Barnum, he proves
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  Speaker 1: and the Cowboy fan base proves that that Jerry's like, hey, listen,
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  Speaker 1: there's a sucker born every minute. And about 50% of
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  Speaker 1: them wear cowboy jerseys. So we're very happy about that.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, I'm Bill Parcells.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm Catherine Zazzora.
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  Speaker 6: I have a lot of experience in the game of football, Catherine.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm learning the game with Bill's help. Every week,
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  Speaker 5: lens of Bill's expertise as he coaches me from novice
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  Speaker 5: fan to football expert over the course of the season.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I'm looking forward to it. this show, Catherine,
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  Speaker 5: analysis on the state of the modern game, and education
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  Speaker 5: on how football really works.
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  Speaker 4: Continuity is very important but what happens when you get
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: good coaches on your staff and people begin to recognize
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: them then they want to hire them and then you
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  Speaker 4: can't stop a guy from trying to improve himself but
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: you have to replace.
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  Speaker 5: Them Because once you understand what's going on inside the
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  Speaker 5: mind of the coaches, you'll understand more about the whole game.
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  Speaker 6: So all aspects can be discussed. The only thing I
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  Speaker 6: haven't done, because I didn't have enough money, I don't
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  Speaker 6: own the team. I never owned a team.
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• 20:48
  Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show on Fox Sports Radio as we
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: roll on and on and on and on. Talking about
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: the Monday night game, the Cowboys win. The Eagles are
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: a hot mess. We knew that going in, they'd be
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: a hot mess. The backup quarterback looked like a crappy
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  Speaker 1: backup quarterback. Yeah, not exactly the second coming of Nick
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  Speaker 1: Foles there.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Tanner McKee. Stinky McKee. 877-99 on Fox is the number. 877-996-6369.
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  Speaker 1: Also on X, at Ben Maller. That's at Ben Maller.
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  Speaker 1: You can also say hello to Lorena, FSR Tech Queen.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Lady party. Right there in Koopa Loop at a Bronco fan.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Your comments can and will be used against you. In
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: the court of the Mallorca, so please act accordingly. So
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  Speaker 1: not a perfect day for the Cowboys. I feel like
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: if you give up 321 yards to Tanner McKee and
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: the Eagles, then that's like giving up 500 yards to
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  Speaker 1: a halfway decent team. And the Cowboys did have a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of penalties. They had eight penalties in the game.
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  Speaker 1: Eagles got four first downs. They had 23 first downs
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  Speaker 1: in the game. Four of them courtesy of penalty. from
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  Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys. The Cowboys win, so they are back
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  Speaker 1: in the win column there. One game under. 500 as
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: we react, react. Late Night Drug Tester writes in from
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Parts Unknown, says, I did check the Monday night football game,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: but went back to the World Series to see them
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  Speaker 1: break down how the cameras were put up near the
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: ceiling of the trop. Oh, is that the kind of
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: filler stuff that they were putting on there? I didn't
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: tune back too often. I did go back a couple
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  Speaker 1: of times. I want to see if the Brewers or
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: the Rays were actually going to score a run. I
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: was trying to figure out what was going on with that.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: What else do we have? Michael in Tulsa writes in, says, Ben,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: A-plus on the Mallard monologue. Says, is Lorena celebrating her
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: birthday with that pathetic Cowboy win, or did Marcel or
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun get her a new car? There you go. Well,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: on the West Coast, it's not technically Lorena's birthday, but
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: for the rest of the country, it is there. So
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: that's it. Trey from Tennessee writes in. He says, hey, Ben,
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  Speaker 1: fun fact. John Elway won a Super Bowl while owning
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: used car dealerships, so the Cowboys have less Super Bowls
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: than an NFL used car dealership. Look at Trey, the
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: atomic elbow from Trey in Tennessee. Throwing it down. Not
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  Speaker 1: a burner, writes in, says, up in Park City, Utah,
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  Speaker 1: making deliveries and happened upon a family of moose. Interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Aren't a bunch of moose called meese, or am I wrong?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never been in the company of
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  Speaker 1: a group of moose.
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  Speaker 3: Meeses.
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  Speaker 1: I do not know.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: No, when I was in Maine, they had a lot
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  Speaker 1: of moose signs on the side of the road. Very big,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: big moose country. Maine moose. And I was told that
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  Speaker 1: my wife was very concerned we were going to hit
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  Speaker 1: a moose driving on the back roads there in Maine.
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  Speaker 1: So she said, I looked it up on the Internet
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  Speaker 1: and you're supposed to hit the moose right in the
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: tuchus and it'll go flying and you're in good shape.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: But if you hit it kind of an awkward angle,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: you'll likely die. She read that on the Internet, so
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: it might not be true. Kathy in Madison checks in.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: She's listening to the Ben Maller Show on WDEA. Or EA,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: he says. In Tampa, Florida, because Maller says the better
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: story is in the losing locker room.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 1: We had like six Rays fans that called up last week.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that we'll have many Rays fans checking
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  Speaker 1: in today. Curmudgeon Wayne in Duluth checks in, says here
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: we go again. The love affair with the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, look at that.
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  Speaker 1: Me and Jerry running through the park. That's very nice.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Thanks for doing that. The Baltimore Freeloader
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: account writes in, says, smart move to hold off on
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: the baseball talk. I think there's more people listening to
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: the show than there are Rays fans. This series is
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: for friends and family. Meanwhile, how do you think Troy
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: and Joe got along?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I saw the clip that's been bouncing around where
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: like Troy Aikman looked like he would have rather been
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: in the electric chair than standing next to Joe Buck
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  Speaker 1: on the ABC broadcast. However, it didn't seem different to me.
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  Speaker 1: Like that just seemed like how those guys always operate.
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  Speaker 1: Like they've never seemed like their buddy, buddy. And it's
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: clearly become an issue the last couple of weeks here
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  Speaker 1: as this stuff's gotten out that I, I didn't think
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  Speaker 1: the broadcast was any better or any worse than it
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  Speaker 1: has been on the Monday night feed. I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was pretty much the same product that Aikman and Buck
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  Speaker 1: have been doing for years and years. You either like
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  Speaker 1: it or you don't like it. And it was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: It was fine. It was fine. And they had all
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  Speaker 1: their filler stuff ready to go. And they got to
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  Speaker 1: use some of it in the fourth quarter when the
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys pulled away. So they had that. We are on X,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: at Ben Maller. That's at Ben Maller if you'd like
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  Speaker 1: to join the conversation. Let's go to the phones right now.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: We'll say hello to America's favorite drag queen caller from Buffalo.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: We say hello to a proud member of the Bills Mafia,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: better known as the seven-toed drag queen, our friend Phylexis. Hello, Phylexis.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome. Yeah, this is the part you talk here, Phylexis.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: This is the part right here.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't hear that noise that goes. All right,
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Let me put you on hold on a second. All right.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: There we go. All right. Look at that. You want
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: to hear it again?
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  Speaker 3: All right.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: There it is again. You like that noise?
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, I want to talk about Troy.
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  Speaker 1: Let me do it again here.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: There we go. There it is again. What did you
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: want to talk about?
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  Speaker 3: You know, Joe and Troy.
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  Speaker 1: Joe and Troy.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Let's not talk about the Cowboys and the Eagles. Let's
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: talk about the broadcasters. Good idea.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad the Cowboys won because I hate the
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Eagles anyway. Yeah, they're a glut. You know what I mean?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: They're what? What word are you using? What are they?
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: A glut. A glut.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what he's saying.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: I can't.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Didn't you ever watch Saturday Night Live?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like years ago. I haven't held on to it.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: I'm starting to feel verklempt.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, verklempt. Oh, yeah, okay. I use that word. I
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: use that word. What are you talking about? Come on.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, you don't use that word.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Have I not used the word verklempt? I have used
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: the word verklempt. I've heard it a couple times. You
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: are such a moshugana. You're such a moshugana, you.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Don't even make me start with that thing that she
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: thinks she's a queen.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Hey, do you remember back in the day?
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: I've been on this show.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Years and years. I know. I wouldn't brag about that.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Do you remember when the late,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: great Jeannie in Medford called up? One of my favorite
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: calls from Jeannie.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I love her.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Do you remember when she called up and we started
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: getting into a Yiddish battle? that we were going back
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: and forth. I called her a mashugana, and she said,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: your big tukus, you know, we would go back and forth.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: It was wonderful.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: So what's your point? She drank a lot. So what?
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: So do you.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: She's a smendrick, is what she was. She thought you
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: were a Protestant, okay? She thought I was a Protestant, yes.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Capiche, you know?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Capiche, there you go. So did you take the bye week?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Because I know the Bills were on the bye week.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: So as a member of Bills Mafia, did you also
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: take a bye week?
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, Ben. You're talking to a drag queen. You
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: think I'd take a bye? Hello, goodbye. Well, anyway, I've
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: got to straighten this guy out.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I've got to call him more.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, come on.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I know. You don't call much anymore. You're like, hey,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I'm semi-retired now as a caller. I call every once
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: in a while.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: I've never been retarded. I mean, retired or whatever you
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: call yourself.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that. I don't know. Clearly a misspeaker.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: I got through. Three games on my pick on Facebook.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Are you already doing picks right now? You can't do picks.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: It's Monday into Tuesday. You can't do picks.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: I'll call Wednesday then.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: All right, call back. All right. Go away.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: If I'm allowed to, I don't know. I may have
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: lost my crown here.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're grandfathered in or grandma in. You're babushkin in
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: or whatever it is.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: That's right. You know, I feel like a yento here.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Okay. Can I hang up on you? There's other people
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: on hold. Can I hang up on you?
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: You can't hold on. Hang up on me. All right.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I've been... On your show, we're at least 30 years.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's been 30 years, but it's
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: close to 30 years, which is rather scary.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: I was back in 1979.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: It's definitely not 1979.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, thank you.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: When did you come on the show?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Well, I started here in 2000. No, you didn't.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: 2001, I think it was.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: It was either 2000 or 2001. I think it was 2001.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I was in Rochester when I first called you. Okay. Yeah,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: you were.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: You moved.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I remember you were going to move to Lexington. I
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: remember that. You were like, I'm moving to Lexington. That's it.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: You never did.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: And I called you in Lexington, too.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. All right. Thank you. I'm now hanging
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: up on you. Goodbye. See you later. Are you gone?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I think so. Oh, he's not gone. Oh, no. Let
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: me try this here. There we go.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: See, now it worked. Now it worked. The King Rory
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: writes in from Wisconsin. And he says, thanks to the Brewers'
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: blowout win of Game 3 of the World Series, I
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: was able to catch the end of the Milwaukee Bucks game.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: And they got their first win of the season. They
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: now have a better record than the Heat. Fear the deer. Yeah,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: that is a El Stinko situation for the Miami Heat.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Giannis Adetokounmpo, things not going so well. Now, speaking of
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: not going so well, Jerry Jones. Do we have this audio?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: This is great audio. So Jerry Jones is interviewed by
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: the Mexican reporter for ESPN prior to the Monday night
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: football game. And the reporter asked Jerry about playing a
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: game in Mexico City. And listen to Jerry use Jerry
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Jones math as he tries to answer the question. Pay
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: close attention because it's a rather simple, rather simple question
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: to Jerry Jones. And you can hear his mind wandering
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: off trying to figure out how to answer it. Take
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: a listen.
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: From 1 to 10, what possibilities will see the Dallas
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: Cowboys in Estadio Azteca?
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Biggest attendance ever.
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  Speaker 5: One.
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  Speaker 1: One.
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  Speaker 2: One.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, well, there's one in the lower tier. Hello,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones. Thank you.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: A lot of Mexicans are cowboys. Play it again.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Play it again. I want to hear it again. This
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: is Jerry.
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: From one to ten, what possibilities will see the Dallas
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: Cowboys in Estadio Azteca?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Biggest attendance ever. One, one, one, one. I mean, well,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: it's one, the lowest tier. We're coming. All right, all right.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Viva Mexico.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: It's one, the lowest. That's so great. That could be
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: a drop, just him saying one. That could be a
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: new Jerry Jones drop. One, one, one. There's a couple
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: drops in there. There you go. There's Jerry Jones. On
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: a scale of one to ten, one. That's so great.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: FergDog says, Joe and Troy get along about as well
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: as you and Eddie did. The Ben Maller show used
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: to be a bloodbath every single night. That was nothing
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: like that. And the reason it was nothing like that
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: is we don't make, myself and when Eddie worked here,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: we never made anywhere close to Joe and Troy money.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: So we never had that issue to deal with. The
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: company is very good at keeping us grounded here. They
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: don't want us to get big heads or big bank
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: accounts or big homes. And I thank them for that.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I do. It keeps me more relatable to the common listener.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: So the reason Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are fighting
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: is because it's a lot of money for a no-show job.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Anybody could do those jobs. It's an easy job. You
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: have a bunch of people that make you look good.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: And so that's that. It's not that hard. This job,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: not that difficult. All right, here's the Ben Maller Show.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: And let's say hello to Bugatti the Trucker. This guy
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: hasn't called in months. Hello, Bugatti the Trucker.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Welcome.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Yo, yo, yo. What's going on, man?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Where you been, dude? What's going on with you? I'm
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: just burning miles, burning miles.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm doing.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I'm doing about 2,500 miles a week, man.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Just burning miles.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: And you killed my ears this morning.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: So I had a car and, you know.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Show you a little something.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: But I just heard that little clip of Jerry, man.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: That guy is hilarious, man.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: He had a shot of Remy Martin or something before
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: he said that?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Well, they do have an open bar, I believe, in
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: the luxury box. I'm sure Jerry was enjoying himself, I
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: would imagine. He likes a good drink.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Why not? That was some good math right there.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: But, hey, a win is a win.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter if it's a backup or not. A
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: win is a win.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: And, I mean, I'll take it any day.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: I love my Cowboys.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Well, that's fine. You love your Cowboys. But there's no
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: style points. There's no style points beating Tanner McKee. You
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: don't even know where he went to college. Nobody knows
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: anything about Tanner McKee. Like, he won a contest to
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: be the quarterback of the Eagles.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Hey, listen, man.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: The Eagles won a Super Bowl with a backup, and
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: they still claim this.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, well, he can't beat another backup. Oh, yeah,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: because the backup played well. That's why. Do you know
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: where Tanner McKee went to college, by the way? I'll
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: give you a golden ticket if you can tell me
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: where to college. Where at? Well, I'm asking you. I'll
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: give you a golden ticket. Somewhere in California. Well, that's
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: kind of a big state. It is. That's somewhere. Tanner
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: McKee went to Stanford, which is in California. And he's
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: from Irvine. I did not know that. Smart guy. Smart guy.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know how smart. I mean, there are dumb
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: people that get into Stanford. They have parents that get
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  Speaker 1: them in. So, you know, it's not everyone's smart. But
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  Speaker 1: you haven't called in months, Bugha. We like you. You
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  Speaker 1: need to call more often. Do I have to smoke
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  Speaker 1: you out for cowboy talk? Is that what I have
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  Speaker 1: to do? I didn't know you smoked, man.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you got to do.
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  Speaker 1: You just got to smack us around so I could
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  Speaker 1: get a little angry around this time and drive. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, did this guy drink any coffee today? Because,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, a.
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  Speaker 3: Win is a win.
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  Speaker 1: Not all wins are the same. Not all wins are
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  Speaker 1: the same. You know that. Come on. We do suck.
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  Speaker 1: We do suck. Our defense sucks.
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  Speaker 7: And, you know, hopefully we'll get it together before Jerry dies.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you better do it soon. All right, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't mean he's going to die tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't mean it like that. I didn't mean it
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  Speaker 1: like that. I mean, he's in his mid-80s, so he's
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: already on bonus time. Most men die in their mid-70s,
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  Speaker 1: I think. So you're in bonus time after that. All right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I got to go.
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  Speaker 1: I got to go away. All right, it is the
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Ben Maler Show. As we are rolling, rolling, rolling. We
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  Speaker 1: got to bring that Jerry audio back. That's good audio.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: When you got good audio. You got to play good audio.
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  Speaker 1: And we had some good audio. And we love that.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Time now for the Who Am I game. Here it is.
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  Speaker 1: So Aaron Glenn's 0-8 record in AFC East games as
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  Speaker 1: Jets head coach makes him just the fifth NFL head
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  Speaker 1: coach in the past 30 seasons to lose his first
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  Speaker 1: eight divisional contest. I am the last NFL coach to
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  Speaker 1: pull it off. Again, Aaron Glenn, 0-8. His record 0-8
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  Speaker 1: in AFC East games as Jets head coach, making him
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  Speaker 1: just the fifth NFL coach last 30 seasons to lose
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  Speaker 1: his first eight divisional contest. I am the last NFL
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  Speaker 1: coach to do it. Who am I? That is the question,
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  Speaker 1: the answer. We'll get to it, and we will do it!
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  Speaker 2: Next be sure to catch live editions of the ben
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: maller show weekdays at 2 a.m eastern 11 p.m pacific the.
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  Speaker 1: Ben maller show on fox sports radio as we continue
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: on through the overnight hours beginning the red eye flight
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: here we'll pay off the who am i game reminder
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: this show has a spin-off on the weekends called the
• 38:04
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• 38:08
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  Speaker 2: I know.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: And speaking of having you covered, as only we can here,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: a reminder, there's nothing like live. You're listening to this live.
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  Speaker 1: You're looking live. You're listening live. It's an old line.
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  Speaker 1: There's a guy that used to be a sportscaster named
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Brent Musburger, very famous, and his trademark catchphrase was, you're
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: looking live, which was for gamblers. I actually had Musburger
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: on my podcast, and he said that he did that
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: for gamblers. Anyway, there's nothing like live. This fall, every
• 38:56
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• 38:59
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  Speaker 1: NFL on Fox streaming on Fox 1. All right, back
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  Speaker 1: to it we go. And here is the Who Am
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I game. Congratulations to Aaron Glenn. What a great job
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  Speaker 1: he's done with the Jets. Really just a wonderful hire.
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Glenn, 0-8 his record in AFC East games as
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Jets head coach. That makes him just the fifth NFL
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: head coach in the past 30 seasons, past generation, to
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: lose his first eight divisional contest. I am the last
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: NFL coach to do it. Who am I? That is
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: the question. What is the answer? Let's see. Does anyone
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: know the answer? Dave Culley from Mr. Irrigation. That's a
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Texans legend, Dave Culley. Lonzo Ball, who is 29 today,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: from the late-night drug tester. Mallor prop guy says, Phylexis
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  Speaker 1: is the answer. Oh, there's a good image of Phylexis
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  Speaker 1: right there. Lost a few pounds. Clark Kent from Femi,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: the top Uber Eats driver. In the Twin Cities, Raymond Berry.
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  Speaker 1: There's a good name from Patriots gone by in the
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  Speaker 1: past there. Tremendous. What else do we have? Herm Edwards.
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  Speaker 1: You play to win the game. From Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
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  Speaker 1: Our friend Matt from near Worcester. He goes to those
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Woosox games. I went to a Woosox game with him.
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  Speaker 1: He says Marty Morningweg.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Lions legend is the answer. Mike Munchak. There's a good
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: name from Larry in Nashville. These are some solid names.
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  Speaker 1: Eric Spolstra. From King Rory, that's his answer. Forrest Gregg
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  Speaker 1: from Rob in Minnesota. All right, do you have an answer?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Do you have an answer? Zendaya. Is it Zendaya? No,
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  Speaker 1: it is Mike McCarthy of the 05 Green Bay Packers.
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  Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy started 0-8 in NFC North games back in
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  Speaker 1: the day.