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Little White Lies and other stuff · STEVE 8

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  SPEAKER_00: Domino's pizza, would you like to try a cheesy bread?
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  SPEAKER_01: You use that one already.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, are the residuals coming in yet?
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  SPEAKER_01: Are the residuals are you getting like well price?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know, Joe Rogan made$54 million last year.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I'm just wondering when does my money start rolling in?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, we have to come up with a good name and launch like big time launch, like with tote bags and stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't think he has tote bags.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh what does he have?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't think he has any swag.
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  SPEAKER_00: Does he have uh does he have vision?
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  SPEAKER_00: Like does he is he on YouTube?
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  SPEAKER_00: We're not on YouTube.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe we need to get on YouTube.
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  SPEAKER_01: YouTube's well, but we're just it's just a phone call.
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  SPEAKER_01: How do you get a phone call on YouTube's?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh shoot.
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  SPEAKER_00: We'd have to get a a video on my end and a video on your end and then have a split screen.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but nobody wants to see that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean Well, they didn't want to see him either, do they?
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  SPEAKER_00: They can hardly at least we're better looking than him.
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  SPEAKER_01: They can hardly even like stomach listening to us.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why why would we give them like the double whammy?
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  SPEAKER_00: If they don't like l yeah, no, if they don't like listening, they shouldn't be here.
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  SPEAKER_00: They need to go listen somewhere else.
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  SPEAKER_00: Where who what's better?
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  SPEAKER_00: Nothing's better.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nothing's better.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hang on, nothing's better.
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  SPEAKER_01: Someone's texting me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hang on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hang on.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hang on.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, I gotta do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, you don't have to look at that.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can ignore it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Two seconds.
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  SPEAKER_01: Two, two, two minutes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh two minutes.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: It just means I'm gonna I'll I'll I'll text them back in two minutes, even though it's not two minutes.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's you know, it's four minutes.
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  SPEAKER_01: But why do you do that all the time?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like if you say, hey, I'm I'm I'm just about there, I'm five minutes away when you know you're 15 minutes away.
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  SPEAKER_00: I would never do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I would tell that I would tell them you're 15 minutes away.
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  SPEAKER_00: I would say I'm 15 minutes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because why would you I don't know?
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  SPEAKER_00: Why would you lie?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like a little white lie that I d I just can't get past.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like I can, it's so rare that I can actually say I'm gonna be late.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be five minutes when I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, I'm gonna I'm running 10 minutes late.
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  SPEAKER_01: And so 10 minutes is 20 minutes, like for sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like I'm trying to make, I'm trying to to like you know, lessen the blow of some kind, or like I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, you only do that okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, so yeah, so so how about this topic?
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  SPEAKER_01: Little white lies, like why why do we do it?
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  SPEAKER_01: We it's like pointless.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, no, who if you're 10 minutes late or 15, like just say the number, but I don't say the number.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have to like you know maybe that's part of your disability.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's for sure.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I've got lots of lots of disabilities, but actually I'm not supposed to say that because my daughter Ava tells me, like, don't say it out loud because that you're giving you power.
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  SPEAKER_00: Power to it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's totally right about that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've heard the I've heard the the opposite though.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have a I have a um every morning at nine o'clock, my phone dings me and says um boy, now I even forgot.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, it says um um, it says nothing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you forget what it says every day at nine o'clock?
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  SPEAKER_01: Now I now I forget.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now I have to look it up.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's so, it's so, it's been years.
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  SPEAKER_01: Years.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, hang on, let me just how does it how do I not know what it says?
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a concern.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay, sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nothing is clear to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Every morning at nine o'clock, my phone says to me, nothing is clear to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I said that because I think my therapist at one point said, if you say it, you're get you're releasing the power.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're releasing it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're just you're not holding on to it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're just you know getting rid of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's kind of like being injected with the thing you're allergic to so that you won't be allergic to it anymore.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's called that's a that's a um that's a vaccine.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what vaccines are.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what that's what that's what um homeopathy is, even though technically it's not injecting you with anything.
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  SPEAKER_01: D you know this whole homeopathy thing, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: No?
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  SPEAKER_01: Homeopathy?
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I mean it's like something small that doesn't do anything.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, it does do things.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's so it's Chinese medicine, and obviously, you know, I'm I'm sure I'm gonna get uh partially wrong, but basically, if you want to vaccinate yourself from shingles, okay, you give yourself uh a little sugar pill that has shingles in it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay?
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  SPEAKER_01: You can do it with shingles?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just I just you don't have to get a shingle shot.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just made that up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, I mean I did my vaccine that's how I did my vaccines, vaccinations when I was doing um traveling, like I did.
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  SPEAKER_01: I did it all with homeopathy.
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  SPEAKER_00: And so, but so I asked them, I'm like, well, but that's how they do it in California, probably.
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  SPEAKER_01: Rather, I think it's I think it's China, like a thousands of years ago.
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  SPEAKER_00: But China.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hang on, I'll be right there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um China's an important call.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is like the most important call in my life right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: So here's what here's what I'm I'm I'm helping my daughter move.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I was in between boxes, so I thought I would call.
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  SPEAKER_01: So here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I asked him, What is what is this little sugar pill?
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  SPEAKER_01: And he said, Well, it's kind of like a reduction.
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  SPEAKER_01: You you take you take yellow fever and you reduce it and reduce it and reduce it and reduce it and reduce it until here's the fun part there's not a single atom of yellow fever in the sugar pill.
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  SPEAKER_01: So there's no there's no more.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's there's no more thing, there's no more yellow fever.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like they reduce it so much it's gone.
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  SPEAKER_01: And so I say to him, Well, then how does it work?
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  SPEAKER_01: And I guess it's like witchcraft.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just you know, sounds like it sounds like it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thousands of years of Chinese medicine can't be wrong, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so that's that's so there you go.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's homeopathy, that's everything you ever need to know about homeopathy, right there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here, we covered we covered white little white lies, little white lies, and homeopathy in in less than a oh boy, like yeah, less than seven minutes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now we gotta wrap it up.
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  SPEAKER_01: So so what did we learn?
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  SPEAKER_01: What did we learn about this?
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't don't tell little white lies.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you're gonna be 10 minutes late.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I didn't say don't.
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  SPEAKER_00: I well, yeah, I did say don't.
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  SPEAKER_00: I said don't, but you said you have to.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like you can't stop yourself, like it's some sort of obsession of yours.
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  SPEAKER_01: Trying to solve that.
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  SPEAKER_00: So so you just say the truth.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you're 20 minutes, they know if you come if you they know if you say I'll be there in 10 minutes and you know it's gonna take you 20, they have watches, they know how much long 20 minutes is.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, I should say 25.
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  SPEAKER_00: So then you just look like a liar.
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  SPEAKER_01: If I say 25 and I arrive in 20, then they'll be surprised.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm ahead of time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe I get that at the restaurant.
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  SPEAKER_00: We tell people it's an hour and a half wait, we tell them it's gonna be 30 minutes.